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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show September 29th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: What is quote popular and huge? The Woody Show. Menace,
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: look who's here.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 1: Finally.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's your boy, Seabass.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Seabass.
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  Speaker 1: Now, why has Menace been so excited for you to
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: arrive and walk in the studio today, Seabass?
• 0:21
  Speaker 4: Because we didn't FaceTime yesterday like we always do?
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's because it was just Seabass' birthday. Yeah. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: so that's over then.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: A little birdie told me, Sammy. She said, it's Seabass's birthday.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: I go, what?
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Because Sammy remembers all birthdays.
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: He's the keeper of birthdays.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, his birthday was mysteriously taken off of the calendar
• 0:41
  Speaker 5: that we keep here at work with everybody's birthdays.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you can't mind erase Sammy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: First off, obviously, I did that. Number one. Yes, I know.
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  Speaker 4: Number two, why do we need to put people's birthdays
• 0:51
  Speaker 4: on the calendar so Menace knows to go to the
• 0:53
  Speaker 4: grocery store and get the birthday cakes? And the cakes,
• 0:55
  Speaker 4: and you said... You don't like the cakes. Well, the
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  Speaker 4: grocery store cakes are garbage. They're dry and the frosting sucks.
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: You still eat them, but yes.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? I don't want to make you feel bad.
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  Speaker 5: You use a cookie to scoop the spoon.
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  Speaker 2: And then so I go, okay, well, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: go donuts then. And then you say you don't like
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  Speaker 2: them from certain places, so I make sure not to
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  Speaker 2: get them from that place. And then you said that
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  Speaker 2: you don't like cake donuts.
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  Speaker 6: Right. So I did.
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  Speaker 2: Get two dozen donuts, some cake donuts for everybody else,
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  Speaker 2: and some non-cake donuts.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they're over there on the table. I'll seal that mess.
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  Speaker 1: So they've been sitting there, and he hasn't dipped into them, Seabass,
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  Speaker 1: because he's been waiting for you to arrive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and everybody else wanted to, and I said, nope.
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  Speaker 3: Gotta wait. You must wait.
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  Speaker 4: The only person who cries about people eating their donuts
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  Speaker 4: is Woody, because when people take his maple bar, it's
• 1:41
  Speaker 4: all pissy.
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  Speaker 1: When there's one maple bar.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I make sure to get two. Well, go ahead
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  Speaker 2: and see, because I listen and I pay attention.
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  Speaker 1: But on your birthday, you can have first dibs on
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  Speaker 1: the maple bar.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and in honor of Seabass's birthday, let's make sure
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  Speaker 5: to keep all the boxes wide open.
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  Speaker 1: Well, see, people, let me address this issue.
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  Speaker 4: People, like if we bring in, let's say, donuts or whatever,
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  Speaker 4: and there's a box or something, people will keep it closed. Well,
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: it's not like they're sealed airtight for freshness. It should
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  Speaker 4: be open so that people can access what's inside.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the reason. God knows what's floating around in this studio.
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  Speaker 1: Do you see the stuff that, no, seriously, do you
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  Speaker 1: see the stuff that collects on all surfaces in here?
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  Speaker 1: Not for the course of a morning for some food.
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  Speaker 5: But none of us are getting up to get donuts
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  Speaker 5: often enough to keep the box open.
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  Speaker 4: But then someone, Jeff G. walks in, you know, he
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  Speaker 4: wants to, like, we had a.
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  Speaker 1: Bag of chips in here.
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  Speaker 3: You could have a lifting a box lid.
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  Speaker 1: They should be open and presented for consumption. They are
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  Speaker 1: your birthday donuts. You can do with them whatever you'd like. Menace,
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  Speaker 1: I would prefer... Happy birthday, sea bass.
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  Speaker 4: I reject that, but Menace, I will allow you to
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  Speaker 4: open them and distribute however you choose.
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  Speaker 3: He really wanted you to read the note.
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  Speaker 4: You can hand me the note while you're at it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, there's a note?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize there was a note.
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  Speaker 3: Really sweet note on there.
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  Speaker 1: Are you, what, 45? That's right. 45. 45. All right,
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  Speaker 1: there's your note.
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  Speaker 4: That's Seabass's birthday donuts. Sammy remembered, parentheses, parentheses, Menace got them,
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  Speaker 4: and hopefully to his standards.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: So everything we already covered.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. All right. But in case. But he took the
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  Speaker 1: effort to read it out.
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  Speaker 6: In case he forgot.
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  Speaker 2: Nice font.
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  Speaker 1: And these are the good ones, right, Menace?
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  Speaker 3: The good joints.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I should have known.
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  Speaker 5: Kind of sprinkly.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't beat Sammy's brain with this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Nice try.
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  Speaker 5: A bunch of maple bars.
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  Speaker 4: I've noticed it's like, okay, see, this looks like a
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  Speaker 4: good neighborhood... That's a solid selection. Good neighborhood donut store.
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  Speaker 4: There are those places that are like the quote gourmet donuts.
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  Speaker 4: Why are those always disappointing?
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  Speaker 5: Because they always have too much crap on them.
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  Speaker 1: They don't taste all that great.
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  Speaker 4: You're talking about the voodoo donut types.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about them specifically.
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  Speaker 2: There's a cereal on top and other stuff.
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  Speaker 4: They're the ones who break down a Nutter Butter bar
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  Speaker 4: and throw it on there.
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  Speaker 3: Yielding to Lily.
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  Speaker 1: Which could be fine, but those places, man, you're paying
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  Speaker 1: like it feels for three donuts.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you are.
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  Speaker 1: And it is a dessert. Having that for breakfast is
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  Speaker 1: a little much.
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  Speaker 2: That's insane.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to spend the 15 bucks. Give me
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood, the quote, cheap donut place. I'll take the
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  Speaker 1: cheap donut every day over the big, expensive gourmet.
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  Speaker 5: They know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 4: It's not just Voodoo Donuts, but they set the bar.
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  Speaker 3: Never gone to a quote, cheap one and thought it
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  Speaker 3: was bad. They're all good.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, you guys, speaking of cheap, Oh, Menace is presenting
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  Speaker 5: more donuts.
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  Speaker 1: These are all cake donuts.
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  Speaker 5: Speaking of cheap, I've been thinking about this for a
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  Speaker 5: long time. And I've been traveling a lot more than
• 4:32
  Speaker 5: I had in the past. And I've been trying to
• 4:35
  Speaker 5: find like the perfect travel bag, toiletry bag. And that's
• 4:37
  Speaker 5: something that men use, women use. We all need the
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  Speaker 5: right toiletry bag. I've gone through countless from Target, from
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  Speaker 5: expensive places, from Amazon. A girlfriend of mine even got
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  Speaker 5: me this Sorry, I was caught. Very, very crazy expensive
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  Speaker 5: one for my birthday. It has all of these different
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  Speaker 5: little nooks and crannies and pockets and zippers.
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  Speaker 1: How much crap are you bringing? Toiletry bags?
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  Speaker 5: For makeup and for toiletries. She said this is what
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  Speaker 5: I need. This has got to be it.
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  Speaker 1: My wife's got one that kind of folds up to
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  Speaker 1: something that size, but when you get to wherever you go,
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  Speaker 1: it hangs.
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  Speaker 5: Got that right here.
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  Speaker 1: It hangs down like a... No, it's much bigger than that.
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  Speaker 5: I have the long fold ones too.
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  Speaker 1: It hangs kind of almost like a garment bag.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I have that too.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm looking at this thing and I go, how
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  Speaker 1: much crap do you bring? That's so much stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Everything you own in the toiletry world.
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  Speaker 5: I probably have nine, maybe 10 toiletry bags and they
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  Speaker 5: are not... cheap. They are all expensive. They're a pain
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  Speaker 5: in my ass. And you know what? I will not
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  Speaker 5: give up why all of these are collecting dust and
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  Speaker 5: storage because the greatest toiletry bag to ever exist that
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  Speaker 5: I have brought on every trip for the last few years.
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  Speaker 5: This large, clear Ziploc bag. It is the best toiletry bag,
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  Speaker 5: hands down. And I'm sick of being inundated with all
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  Speaker 5: of these other ones that I do not need and
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  Speaker 5: am wasting so much money on.
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  Speaker 1: So just use the Ziploc bag.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 5: But everyone's trying to... I'm getting these for my birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Because a girlfriend of mine who I traveled to Iceland with,
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  Speaker 5: she's like, I couldn't watch you with a goddamn Ziploc bag.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, but it's the best. You can see everything
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  Speaker 5: if you have to take it out of the airport.
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  Speaker 5: It's perfect.
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  Speaker 1: It's not broken in any way. I got shamed into
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  Speaker 1: a wallet.
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  Speaker 3: If anything leaks.
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  Speaker 1: I have to carry everything loose in my pocket.
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  Speaker 6: Cash, credit cards, my dollar signs.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you've got random bills, pesos.
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  Speaker 1: Talk to me about that, because if it's just loose.
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  Speaker 5: At least put it in a small Ziploc.
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  Speaker 4: How do you know that you're going to get your
• 6:36
  Speaker 4: driver's license as opposed to your credit card, as opposed
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  Speaker 4: to whatever?
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I just reach in there. I just reach
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  Speaker 1: in there, and I pull out, what are the cards?
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  Speaker 1: I look at it, and I go, here. Same way
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  Speaker 1: you would take your whole wallet, open it up, and
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  Speaker 1: then find your driver, and then pull that out.
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  Speaker 4: Not fine.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying it doesn't take any extra time.
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  Speaker 2: Anything that I do with that, I would. I would
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  Speaker 2: drop stuff all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gonna be my fear too.
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  Speaker 5: While you're getting like a bill out, mints would fall out.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're making an argument for man purses and
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  Speaker 1: things like.
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  Speaker 3: That, Greg. Time to normalize them.
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  Speaker 1: I bring all my stuff to and from work In
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  Speaker 1: just a plastic shopping bag.
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  Speaker 5: You do every single day.
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  Speaker 4: I have.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what?
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  Speaker 3: It's the best.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best. Because when it gets messed up, I
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  Speaker 1: throw it away and I grab the next one.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: And then you have these like if you're on vacation. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: my swimsuit's wet. Like, perfect. The Ziploc bag cures all ailments.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Plastic waste, Gina.
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  Speaker 4: Don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Don't care at all.
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  Speaker 3: Think about Mother Earth. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Is there like something like you tried the expensive version
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  Speaker 1: of it? And then you ended up preferring just the
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  Speaker 1: cheap version of that.
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  Speaker 5: What's your Ziploc?
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: Greg, I mean, I know you like fancy things.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I prefer Shark Vacuums over Dyson. And Dyson is about,
• 7:45
  Speaker 7: you need a second mortgage to get one. And then
• 7:47
  Speaker 7: you recommended that Cottage Cheese. It was some name brand.
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Good Culture, I think it's called.
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  Speaker 3: And I like Store Brand better.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: And it's half the price.
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I think Woody was on point with that,
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  Speaker 4: but I can appreciate that. I'm a store-bought guy myself.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, store-bought is fine.
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  Speaker 3: Always have been, always will be. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Does it taste better, or you just.
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  Speaker 3: Don't like the extra money? I like the texture of
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  Speaker 3: it better.
• 8:08
  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Like, the other one had a hint of sourness.
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  Speaker 6: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Because I thought the Good Culture one, like, tasted creamier.
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, and there's a whole... the shift online of D influencers.
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  Speaker 5: And this is kind of what they do. Like I'm
• 8:23
  Speaker 5: here to D influence you from buying this expensive product.
• 8:26
  Speaker 5: Like here's all the dupes, you know, cause knockoff is now.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: A call those hacks, right?
• 8:29
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: They call them tips and tricks.
• 8:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 8:31
  Speaker 4: Well, they call them hacks. I call them what they
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  Speaker 4: were always known as advice.
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  Speaker 5: And that's what, and you know, nobody ever wanted to
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  Speaker 5: buy a knockoff, but we all want dupes.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's, that's a, that's a good rebrand.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 8:41
  Speaker 5: It's great rebrand. And I am here for it.
• 8:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: I used to carry like a little pharmacy in my pocket,
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  Speaker 1: but again, all loose.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have given me a loose Advil before.
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, loose Advil, loose Imodium. I always have some Imodium.
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  Speaker 1: Every once in a while, I'll keep like a Mucinex
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  Speaker 1: D around. Like if I know there's people in the
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: studio that have like, you know, some sinus thing going on.
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: Pocket pills. Yeah, I saw you sneezing.
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: You should get a little pill box.
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: No, I have a pill Ziploc. See?
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm talking about. That's my man right there.
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  Speaker 6: Hold on, hold on.
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: A fistful of pills.
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: That pill Ziploc bag, that lives in your pocket?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: That's like a court-sized bag.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 3: It seems very bunchy.
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: I have it at all times. It's not bunchy.
• 9:23
  Speaker 3: What did it say, thug?
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: This is the equivalent.
• 9:27
  Speaker 4: I know you love it when the clip of Tom
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: Cigar and Bert Kreischer when Bert reveals that he drinks
• 9:31
  Speaker 4: two gallons of full sugar Kool-Aid every day. When he
• 9:33
  Speaker 4: just pulled out, what, Greg, a dozen different pills in
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  Speaker 4: a Ziploc bag that he keeps in his pocket.
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  Speaker 1: Every day.
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  Speaker 2: Just because.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: And have you ever noticed it? No.
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: Which would look very odd if a cop saw you. Right.
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: That would look very strange.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: Sir, what's with all those loosies? Advil and Imodium. What
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: is clearly an aged Ziploc bag.
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: It's sauce.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: Well, it looks aged. It's not actually. I switch it
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: out like every like I would say probably once a week.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: Of course you do.
• 9:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: It's very old man, dude.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: Yes. That's for real. Oh yeah, I don't care about that.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: That's very grandpa.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: That's drug addict.
• 10:04
  Speaker 5: In his defense, so is a pill bottle or a
• 10:07
  Speaker 5: pill case.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: Neither should be done. And by the way, I think
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  Speaker 1: everybody in this room, maybe with the exception of Seabass,
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: has benefited from my pill bag.
• 10:15
  Speaker 6: I have.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: At some point. Except for sea bass. And the day
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: will come. What she just did is insane.
• 10:21
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: Well, they used to just be loose.
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: It's better than loose, though.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Hey, they used to just be- Than either is necessary.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: They used to just be loose in my pocket.
• 10:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: Which is gross.
• 10:28
  Speaker 6: I agree.
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: Why don't you just keep that in your work plastic bag?
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: Right, in your other plastic bag.
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 10:34
  Speaker 5: Your attache that you take to and from work.
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: It just lives in my pocket.
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: It lives.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: My wallet lives in my pocket. It just lives in
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: my pocket.
• 10:41
  Speaker 5: At least they'll be body temp when you take it.
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: That is your grandmother with her thing full of sweet
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: and lows and ketchups in her coffee stirs.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: What was that era where they didn't have any money?
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: The Depression.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: The Depression.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: What was that called? Can you hold that up to
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: the camera?
• 10:54
  Speaker 5: People were really sad about it. What was that called?
• 10:56
  Speaker 4: Can you hold that up to the camera so Vaughn
• 10:58
  Speaker 4: can get a real clear shot of the bag of
• 11:01
  Speaker 4: assorted pills that Woody, 365 days a year, keeps.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: It's a Ziploc sandwich size, you know, it's their regular
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: sandwich size bag.
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  Speaker 6: That should be in a fanny pack.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, and a lot of the pills inside are in
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: blister packs, which are separated up. Do you fold it?
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: Or do you bunch it up and put it... I
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: just go like that. And it goes right in my pocket.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: It looks like what my parents used to keep loose
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: screws in.
• 11:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: In a junk drawer. That's just in his pocket all
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: the time.
• 11:27
  Speaker 5: But he could afford a gold-plated case, but this is
• 11:31
  Speaker 5: what he prefers because it's more efficient.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: So who cares? The same reason I carry the plastic
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: shopping bag.
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 11:37
  Speaker 5: I have a million toiletry bags.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: My wife goes, you know, you can buy like a
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: backpack or carry your stuff. I'm like, nah.
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: We're good.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: This is just easy enough.
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  Speaker 7: There's no point in trying to convince you otherwise.
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: Like that could live in your fake briefcase. It could.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Or it could just live nowhere. It's not necessary.
• 11:54
  Speaker 6: Oh, it is.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Because I've been in plenty of situations where like, man,
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: I got a splitting headache. Boy, do I wish I
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: had some Advil. Or even worse.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: Imodium.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: The Imodium thing has come in handy a number of times.
• 12:06
  Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever taken Imodium to just stop
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: you up.
• 12:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Like if all of a sudden you got bubble guts
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: and you're, you know. You're having some.
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: I've never taken one either.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what it looks like.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: I probably should.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're super tiny. And you just take like
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: two little tiny Imodiums. They look like the size... They're
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: smaller than Tic Tacs. And you just take those and
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: then you're, you know... Bubble guts are gone.
• 12:27
  Speaker 5: Okay, because I'd be afraid I'd still have bubble guts,
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: but now I can't do anything about it.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: It just stops. It's like, you know, it's the cork
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: in it.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: I think I've heard of something called Imodium AD.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: That's what it is.
• 12:37
  Speaker 5: Anti-diarrheal.
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: That's what it is. Right.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: But, you know, don't have any because you don't want
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: to look old. Yeah. You don't get to pretend. I
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: don't want bubble guts and diarrhea when I'm out in public.
• 12:47
  Speaker 5: I don't want to look old when I'm ishing my pants.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: It's not that you look old. It's just an old
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: man thing.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: Bring a tig. You look crazy, Handel.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: Let me give you that.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, look at me. Does it look like I
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: concern myself with any kind of image or fashion?
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: No, see, you're always going to the image thing. It's
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: not an image thing. It's the old man thing.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: I know, but an old man. Does it look like
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: I concern myself with that, though? We're not talking about
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: a Versace belt.
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: No, again, it's not an image thing at all.
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: It's a weird behavior of an odd person.
• 13:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, I take that from you as a compliment,
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, right?
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah. As the king of odd.
• 13:26
  Speaker 5: Exactly. I can't tell if that's something Seabass might do.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: Like when you're sitting around the table reminiscing about childhood.
• 13:31
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 13:32
  Speaker 7: Remember old man Miller had that bag of pills?
• 13:36
  Speaker 6: Hey, dude.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: It's true.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: He'd work on his truck and then the pill bag
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: fell out.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: I like butterscotch candies. Those are delicious. Circus peanuts. Circus peanuts.
• 13:46
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, dude.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: I'm down.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: Each of the story your grandkids will tell.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: What a shame.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: Crazy old. Give me, give salt water taffy. Oh, yeah.
• 13:54
  Speaker 6: Give it all to me, baby.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: He's got diarrhea because you know he's ready for that.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: I hope he's got it. Yeah, that's right.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. All right, cheers and jeers. Let's go
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: with Jeff G. What you got?
• 14:08
  Speaker 6: I am going to start with my jeers today instead
• 14:10
  Speaker 6: of cheers. Jeers, today after I get off work, I
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: have to unfortunately put down my big dog, Sandy.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 14:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's got a lot of problems. Too many to
• 14:21
  Speaker 6: name right now, but yeah, unfortunately today. She really did outlive,
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: even healthy, outlived her life expectancy. Jeff was telling me
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: by a lot. Yeah, she's a Bernese Mountain Dog, so
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: she's just big, cuddly, fluffy. They usually do like six
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: to eight years, and she's 10 and a half.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: So she did really well, man. You know, we did
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: a lot. I was talking on the phone actually with Menace,
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: or texting back and forth on Friday. We were at
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: the emergency for like 12 hours.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: We're just trying to make her comfortable this weekend. And
• 14:48
  Speaker 6: it's a bummer day and it's going to be rough,
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: but we'll get through it.
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: You know, I always say the same thing to anyone
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: who's in this situation.
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: I always say suck it up that.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: I always say thank you for doing for them what
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: they cannot do for themselves.
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: Because it's such.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: A tough thing.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: There's been so much bad dog news on the Woody
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: show between Morgan's dog.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: And then, you know, what's up with your dogs?
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Uh, well, Chiro, my, uh, my oldest Frenchie who's 12.
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: We put her on different drugs and she's been very loopy.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: So it's very hard for her to like walk around.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: So that's kind of where we're at right now.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: That's been going on, but like, what's the latest? Cause
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: last we heard it was, you know.
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: So we, so she was on, uh, um, drugs for
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: about a year and a half for cancer treatment and
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: she was fine. She switched drugs and she's been super loopy. again,
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: like really difficult for her to walk around. And then,
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: so we've probably taken her doctor probably like five different
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: times to try to get her on the right, on
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: the right, uh, mixture. Yeah. So it's still a little
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: bit difficult for her. So, That's pretty much where we're
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: at right now. Okay.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: But she's hanging in there for now. Yeah. I mean,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: she's still eating. What's the prognosis? Do they know? No.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: No.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: But she's still eating like crazy. Still drinking water like crazy.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: So that's a good sign. But again, difficulty walking.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: So is it one like what Morgan did where they
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: come to the house?
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah. I'll shout them out. Lap of love. I
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: don't know if they have them across country, but they're amazing.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: They're amazing.
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: They've done that with my previous dog.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: But my cheers is actually to all the family and
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: friends that have come out and, like, kind of showed
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: her love over the weekend. Because she's kind of like
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: a rock star. Whenever someone comes over to the house, like,
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: whether it be my kids' friends or our family friends
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: or just visitors in general, she's the first one.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Give me pets.
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: Give me pets.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: Love, love, love.
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: So she kind of became everybody's favorite. The mascot.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: So over the weekend, last couple days, they've come over
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: and kind of showed her love, which was cool.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: I think that's the way she deserves to go out.
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: She showed so much love. So it's nice to see
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: everybody give her love back. So my house over the
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: last couple of days has been just nonstop, you know,
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: but it's been so fun and she deserves that. And
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: you're going to give her chocolate. I, yes, I'm going
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: to give her, I got her a Reese's peanut butter cup. Oh, nice.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: And I'm going to buy her a burger and fries.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, you are.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: And you're taking her to the drive-thru. You did tell
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: me that.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: I'm going to take her to the drive-thru. She loves rides.
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: I say the word ride and she goes nuts. So
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: I'm going to take her for a ride. We're going
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: to get a burger in the drive-thru. And she's going
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: to get down. At least she won't be in pain
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: anymore because that blows.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that.
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: Thank you guys for the support. Appreciate it.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: That's tough.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Seabass, cheers and jeers.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Fun to follow that one up.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: I set you up real good, right, Seabass?
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Actually, I've got a clip for mine, Woody, in my
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: folder there. Cheers to actual, authentic, real... OG bums.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Like with a bindle stick on a drum? See, so
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: maybe it was the right decision going to Seabass afterwards.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: We needed a little levity.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: We've had, in.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: These days of fentanyl zombies and people just, you know,
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: crapping everywhere and stealing copper and you can't, and everything's
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: locked up at the damn drugstore and taking over sidewalks.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Like the classic OG, just smile on his face.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Tramp.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Jolly.
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: And I ran into one of these in the, epicenter
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: of the fentanyl zombie, San Francisco.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: And this guy, he was singing.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: A little tune to Solicit Cash, and I recorded it,
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: and here it is.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: Jingle bells, jingle bells, help me get drunk.
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: Drunk as a skunk today.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Drinking and stinking and stinking and drinking. That's the jingle
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: bell way, boy.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: It's nowhere near, by the way, nowhere near Christmas right now.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Get a nice vibrato.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't know it going into like a Home Depot.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: And some of these other places, they're already rolling out
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: all the Christmas stuff. Very true.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Very true.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: I much like Seabass appreciate when the unhoused will be
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: honest with you and say they want a beer or
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: say they want weed. And I'm like, I donate to
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: them first.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't lie to me. My favorite guy was the guy, Menace.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I think it was also San Francisco, right? When we
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: lived there, the guy said, I bet you can't hit
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: me with a quarter.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: That's great.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: He'd be set up at a busy intersection, a four-way intersection.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: And so people, as they're making the turn, they were
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: like throwing quarters and stuff at him.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: I love that.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: That brings up a good point. Like, The homeless used
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: to be, like, fun.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Jolly.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Jolly.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: And not really mean.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's wrong with these homeless people?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Be happier.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: It's because they up their, when you're drinking all day,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: that's fun. Like, there's a bunch of people. You know what?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: That is fun. You can do anything when you're drunk
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: and it's fun.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the lovable hobo.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: But when you're on fentanyl and super meth and all
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: this other garbage, you're just like.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Hunched over like a zombie.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: Dope drop.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just, you're sitting there just crapping yourself.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: It's not fun.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: So, cheers to old school bums. Yeah. A song in
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: their heart.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: And vomit on their shirts.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: So, jeers though to the season premiere of Saturday Night
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Live with Jalen Brunson from the Knicks and look they've
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: had various he's an athlete if you don't know he
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: was the big star for the Knicks and they won
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: the championship and that's why they had him on because
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: New York holy Christ and he was trying his hardest
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: but he's not an actor he's not a comedian they
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: had him lead a lot of sketches which is a
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: bad idea And it's everything. And I'm a big Saturday
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Night Live apologist. I watch it all the time. I
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: cape for that, as they say.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I heard about way more was,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: and I totally forgot about, SNL UK was making more
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: news than SNL. I didn't even know that SNL UK
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: existed until last.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Week or the week before.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: It's new.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: It's available on streaming. Do you think people there say, ugh.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: The American SNL is so much better. The way that
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: people here were always like, oh, the British office is
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: so much better.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Well, they're leaning on the American SNL, like Tina Fey
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: hosted the first episode over there. So they're really trying
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: to lean on that. But yeah, Jalen Brunson, again, he
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: seemed like he was really trying and having a good time,
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: but holy Christ.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: When it's a non-actor, they never make them leave the sketches.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: That's the idea, yeah. You don't want them being the
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: comedic engine.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: No. You want them being like the guy in the
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: office who's, oh, what.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: Are you doing?
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Peyton Manning did a pretty good job.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Right, there's Michael Jordan, Peyton Manning, and that's about it.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Charles Barkley.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Charles Barkley does a good job. But yeah, so I
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: get it. SNL does this. They have Kim Kardashian and
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Elon Musk, and they have all these people who just
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: to gain buzz, but man, was that a tough watch.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I got to watch it.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't really think people were watching SNL. I thought
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: maybe they were just kind of consuming the clips. Oh,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: that's for sure. I'm saying more than actual watching. Same
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: with any of the late night TV shows. Are they
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: staying up to watch a late night TV show?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: I usually watch it the next day, but I was traveling.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Or are they catching it via clips from Instagram and
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: things like that? Of the better sketches. A thousand percent, yes.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: You can text us. Check in over to 22987. We've
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: got some more Woody Show coming up for you next.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: This is the Iguana Taco. You took the skin off
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: of it?
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Indeed.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm tasting the skin.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: What do you think, Greg?
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Not a whole lot of flavor. It's not Iguana forward.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: It's not like.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: It's not like.
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: It's Iguana-esque.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: It's not lizard.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: It's not Iguana-esque.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.