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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Reasons Women Turn Down Men · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the day all usually show your twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: sixth edition in case you're going to be in San Francisco, California.
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  Speaker 1: Will be there this Friday and Saturday at cops coming come.
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  Speaker 1: One of my very favorite restaurants in the country.
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  Speaker 2: Is there? I believe there were Bicks. Oh yeah, it's there.
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  Speaker 1: I always go there, I go to Bigs, I go
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  Speaker 1: to I always go to, of course, the Houston's Overlooking
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  Speaker 1: trad And then what is that?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Alcatraz students after the boat six day Alcatraz out of.
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  Speaker 4: The get on a boat.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, first off, I remember we used to go
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  Speaker 1: and the kids we driving to San Francisco and the
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  Speaker 1: kids who want to sit in the sales and Alcatras.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, it ain't no where in hell. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: let y'all take pictures. That's no. We had.
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  Speaker 1: We had some of the worst argument. It ain't nothing
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  Speaker 1: but a bitch. No, it's a mindset. It ain't nothing
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  Speaker 1: funny about sitting in the sale, And it ain't nothing
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  Speaker 1: worth having a picture for.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever sat in the cell?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: But not for not for, not for, not for not
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  Speaker 1: for tourist events, memory picture. No, it's crazy. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be taking pictures for a long.
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  Speaker 2: Time, baby.
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  Speaker 1: I was just thinking, here's the reason that now. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if racism was involved in Nolan Wales, but
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  Speaker 1: I know whenever Mississippi and black people are mentioned in
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  Speaker 1: the same and there's a tragedy of falling black people
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  Speaker 1: in Mississippi, they're kind of the usual suspects on you. Indeed,
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  Speaker 1: judge you should jump. I mean, the best indicator of
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  Speaker 1: what somebody will do is what they have done. In
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  Speaker 1: Mississippi is not one of those states where people move in.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very static state. Like people, people tend to
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  Speaker 1: stay there. It's not one of those cities people like
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  Speaker 1: states people move to like and just like even even
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  Speaker 1: Nolan's mother and one of the suspected, uh, one of
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  Speaker 1: the people who you know didn't report his death, his
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  Speaker 1: mother they went to school together, right. I just don't
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  Speaker 1: think and I think I think that that you know,
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  Speaker 1: Jim Crow has something right. I don't think black people
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  Speaker 1: and white people should never be in the same water together.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't think that's possible. I don't think we
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  Speaker 1: should do it. I think we've made a lot of
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  Speaker 1: advances were we should be proud of the things we've done.
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  Speaker 2: But we should never be in the wilderness together or
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  Speaker 2: water together.
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  Speaker 5: We should not something's gonna go wrong. Nope, and quickly
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  Speaker 5: shout out to Jack and jail. They released a statement
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  Speaker 5: which was very, very moving in honor of Nolan Wells,
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  Speaker 5: and one of the things that they said that caught
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  Speaker 5: my eye was they said, our sons deserve to grow old.
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  Speaker 5: Every black child deserves to come home. No child should
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  Speaker 5: ever be treated that's disposable.
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  Speaker 1: Just like when Jack and Jill went up the hill
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  Speaker 1: the FESTI pedal, wa hold on a second, it shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be white people with them.
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  Speaker 4: This is never That's why it was Jack and jail.
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  Speaker 4: It shouldn't be Jack jail.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever like it shouldn't? Have you ever seen
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  Speaker 2: like I just don't.
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  Speaker 1: I think that there were a rash of suspicious circumstances,
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  Speaker 1: like something happened in Texas.
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  Speaker 2: These white kids went with swimming with this dude. He
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  Speaker 2: didn't come back. Now they just got charged for something.
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  Speaker 2: But you see that skip Daniel Irving, Hey, why don't
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  Speaker 2: you act like you're paying attention to the show. I'm doing?
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  Speaker 3: What to do?
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, I didn't know what's still on?
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  Speaker 4: Where were we?
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  Speaker 1: Boss?
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  Speaker 4: We better be grateful it is coming up next.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't think. Yeah, I just think.
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  Speaker 1: I think everything we get, we get add we can
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  Speaker 1: work together, we get living around each other.
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  Speaker 2: We just we shouldn't go camping or do watch sports together.
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  Speaker 4: It go ahead, go ahead.
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  Speaker 5: Hear these stories about uh, you know black people who've
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  Speaker 5: gone swimming or to a pool or anywhere.
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  Speaker 4: It's always the same thing. A white guy can't wait
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  Speaker 4: to push you in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's funny. T heat No, that's not
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  Speaker 2: fun I think you can go, but you have to.
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  Speaker 3: You can't be a minority. If it's ten of them,
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  Speaker 3: got to be ten of us. You know, if it's
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  Speaker 3: five and the five of us, you can't be one.
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  Speaker 3: You should ever even be able to watch bay Watch.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so. It depends on we sitting there.
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  Speaker 2: We shod.
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  Speaker 1: We shouldn't watch Titanic, anything with bodies of water. You man,
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  Speaker 1: mister right, we're gonna tell you how. Jazz give us
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  Speaker 1: five ridiculous. The women turn down men by either Anthony
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  Speaker 1: for Madame wat number five.
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  Speaker 5: He's afraid of bugs. Yeah, we both can't be afraid
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  Speaker 5: of five. Screen perfect just don't. I told you evangelist,
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  Speaker 5: Lord gave me crabs. That's a different kind of book.
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  Speaker 5: That's a different kind of book. Number four of the
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  Speaker 5: top five ridiculous reasons women turn in down his tattoo.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, he's got a tattoo his own name.
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  Speaker 5: You have a tattoo of your own name, so he
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  Speaker 5: doesn't have to carry his I d Yeah, okay, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I actually do have id on me. They give you
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  Speaker 2: something to read.
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  Speaker 5: Well, Number three of the five ridiculous reasons women turn
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  Speaker 5: in down the same name, same name as.
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  Speaker 2: Your Oh no, that's a good reason.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it could be. Maybe not Number at the top five.
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  Speaker 5: You can use the same restraint order women turn in Okay,
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  Speaker 5: this is true. Bad shoes me, bad breath. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 5: gonna go with that.
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  Speaker 2: If your shoes curl up, that's because your breathface.
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  Speaker 4: That's exactly right.
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  Speaker 5: And the number one of the top five ridiculous reasons
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  Speaker 5: women turn men down.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, his hands are soft like a woman's.
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  Speaker 2: To touch you, my dear, we touched us. To say,
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  Speaker 2: it's rough hands.
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  Speaker 5: We marks behind when you do it. You want to
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  Speaker 5: get them, tell them scratches on your boobies. Well, you
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  Speaker 5: got to scratch booby syndrome.
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  Speaker 2: We already have. We have the screwworm. We have explosive
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  Speaker 2: diarrhea syndrome.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and now there's a new one. Janella, I just jell, Janella,
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  Speaker 5: look here, I quit this movie you have.
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  Speaker 2: Junior said, he used to hang out. He's been campal
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  Speaker 2: with white people.
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  Speaker 4: Me and jus a lot of common something.
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  Speaker 1: You think all white people who hang out with black
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  Speaker 1: people black people miss samping safe. You don't never see
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  Speaker 1: it the other way. You don't never see us lose
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  Speaker 1: no white people. We know, we keep all track of
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  Speaker 1: the white people we with. You just got to know,
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  Speaker 1: we know the log gonna be coming.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: He's right over there.
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  Speaker 4: The people they're here.
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  Speaker 1: I mean one time I was getting off a plane
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  Speaker 1: on times can never plane, and I had this uh,
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  Speaker 1: this fatigue jacket.
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  Speaker 2: On this white kid catching me. Thank you for your service, sir,
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  Speaker 2: I said, no, I know my pardner. I wasn't. I
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  Speaker 2: wasn't never have it all. He had touched my jacket,
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  Speaker 2: and I went and took my jacket up. They might
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  Speaker 2: have the DNA on it. He come up missing. I
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  Speaker 2: can't have it. I can't have it.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that if I'm telling you that's how concerned
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  Speaker 1: we are. If I'm in the gym, like at a
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  Speaker 1: hotel gym, and white white girl walks in just me
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  Speaker 1: and her, I leave, that's that's smart. Like, nah, that's
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  Speaker 1: all right, that's smart.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm going I'm never know. No, they got you.
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  Speaker 1: Remember Patrice Patrisea O'Neil said, every time he's around white
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  Speaker 1: he buys something every five months.
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  Speaker 2: So they have a receipt.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he'll start the arguments of people. You remember me, right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, that's going to do it for its lady Jim.
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  Speaker 1: We'ree hundred three days away from one Boy's cruise and
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  Speaker 1: I can hardly wait, especially since my brother Anthony answer
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  Speaker 1: and said that the entertainer will be there.
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  Speaker 2: Don't wait.
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  Speaker 1: Secure your spot starting only at seventeen hundred dollars per
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  Speaker 1: person before it's too late. It hit oh twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: six dot com, or you can call two one, four,
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  Speaker 1: four nine five, nineteen sixty three, make.
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  Speaker 4: Sure nineteen sixty three.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure you're there if you can.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what if Ice wants to stop. First off,
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  Speaker 1: if we're concerned about the border with the hell away
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  Speaker 1: in Maine and Minneapolis.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you something. You cannot deport all the Mexicans.
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  Speaker 1: Wonder why you ain't got construction finish at the White House.
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  Speaker 1: That's just not gonna happen. People of color built it
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  Speaker 1: the first time, so you know they're going to be Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we ain't doing that again. We already had the blueprints.
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  Speaker 2: Or you can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: Not doing it if you cannot, you cannot deport all
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  Speaker 1: the Mexican and wonder why your pool got algae in it.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's just what happened. That's why everything costs so
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  Speaker 2: much before you can get it done.
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  Speaker 1: A little nothing, I'm gonna tell you, man, they got
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  Speaker 1: everybody scared. Man, if you got good hair, you're scared
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  Speaker 1: to go outside. Oh yeah, this last May was the
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  Speaker 1: emptiest angle to my I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: What to do with the corner in the man? A
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  Speaker 4: test plain?
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  Speaker 1: Is that right? That's corn loto? Why are you talking
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  Speaker 1: to Dominicans? Okay, so jazz SA today, Well, while you're
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  Speaker 1: getting your lowest free to.
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  Speaker 4: Why are you getting that.
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  Speaker 5: Pick up one of these one dollar coins with Trump's
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  Speaker 5: face on it. The US meant just produced one of
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  Speaker 5: these gold coins.
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  Speaker 2: Do you use it to pay face rape charges?
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  Speaker 4: But you can get some?
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  Speaker 3: Do you use it?
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  Speaker 2: Just settle, you can use.
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  Speaker 4: It and get you some fried corn.
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  Speaker 2: It it's the bloom. I wonder this. Did he have
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  Speaker 2: to give five point six million of them to his victim?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Probably? Oh you know he had to pay that
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  Speaker 4: money out. Yeah, I paid it the other day. I
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  Speaker 4: know she got hurt.
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  Speaker 2: She actually we paid it.
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  Speaker 4: Of course we did. What I'm just saying. She got
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  Speaker 4: her money, got hers.
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  Speaker 2: Her chedded sheba baby, get my man. See them what
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  Speaker 2: you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: You know what? Every now and then something happens and
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  Speaker 3: it makes me realize how much I dislike or just like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to use the word hate.
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  Speaker 2: You can't. It's an open space.
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  Speaker 3: Sometime, you know, I forgot about Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Did
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  Speaker 3: you see she announced that Arkansas ranks at number one
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  Speaker 3: in the US for religious liberty. At the same time,
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  Speaker 3: there are forty nine and average ways is forty nine
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  Speaker 3: in healthcare, forty seven in educational attainment, and forty seven morale.
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  Speaker 2: Worship what you want. You're free to work with everyone.
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  Speaker 2: As long as his name is Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, but Jesus wouldn't allow your state to be
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  Speaker 3: the bottom of all your all the good stuff that
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  Speaker 3: he want.
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  Speaker 1: We accept all faiths here as long as they begin
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  Speaker 1: with Jesus and look like Brad Pitt.
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  Speaker 2: As you said, you know something about the name Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: It is the sweetest name. You can be a Buddhist
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  Speaker 2: as long as you pray to Jesus. Jesus would get
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  Speaker 2: deported the Yeah, he would, he would.
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