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The First Responder & The Dark Knight | Son of a Boy Dad #421 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Today.
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  Speaker 5: It is July twenty first, It is nine twenty am.
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  Speaker 5: from h Q three.
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  Speaker 1: It does not stop.
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  Speaker 6: The grindset does not stop another day. Another dollar.
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  Speaker 1: What have you guys been up to since the last
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  Speaker 1: time I seen you guys?
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  Speaker 6: You boys were up late textan in the group chat
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  Speaker 6: at one.
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  Speaker 5: Of course, I was already getting like stressed out about
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  Speaker 5: not being able to sleep, but.
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  Speaker 1: One so you were up late too.
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  Speaker 6: I had to eat. I know me too, I had
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  Speaker 6: to eat.
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  Speaker 4: I was hungry.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 6: Unfortunately I ate midnight, would you head?
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I ate. I mean, I had
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  Speaker 4: some leftover sort of noodles, like low Maine kind of noodles,
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  Speaker 4: and then I that I thought that would be enough.
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  Speaker 4: I told myself that should be enough, and then it
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  Speaker 4: wasn't enough. So then I had a banana and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, surely that will yeah, babe, yeah, I take
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  Speaker 4: that thing. But then I still sort of thought, well,
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  Speaker 4: not enough. And then I went into some extremely old
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  Speaker 4: Greek yogurt which I poured some cookie granola on top
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  Speaker 4: of and some honey, and I just sort of ate
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  Speaker 4: that until I felt sick, and then that's enough.
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  Speaker 5: You know, what's a good uh Greek yogurt? What's a
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  Speaker 5: good Greek yogurt snack? Do you ever have the the
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  Speaker 5: peanut butter m and m's, Like they're kind of like
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  Speaker 5: the Reese's pieces almost. If you ever get some of those,
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  Speaker 5: throw them in a little Greek yogurt, great dessert.
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  Speaker 1: We were biking home at eleven thirty last night and
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  Speaker 1: we went past a Greek yogurt spot that had a
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  Speaker 1: line around the block, like a double twisted line that
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  Speaker 1: was three people thick at eleven thirty on a Monday night.
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  Speaker 4: A Ham. I think it's called Mika. It's it's on
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  Speaker 4: seventh alf Brou.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yah.
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  Speaker 5: People were just lining up to get like Chabani.
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  Speaker 1: To get some I've had it and that it's worth it,
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  Speaker 1: he says, worth a line, well, line.
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  Speaker 4: Think it all depends on how long the line is
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  Speaker 4: as to whether or not it is worth it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, at a certain point, nothing is worth it.
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  Speaker 4: The frustrating part of it is that as you wait
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  Speaker 4: in line, you watch all these chicks come out in
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  Speaker 4: yoga pants and shit and proceed to like film their cup.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're all aspiring influencers, hitting the hot in
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  Speaker 4: Vogue food spot in New York, the hard to get
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  Speaker 4: Greek yogurt you know, frozen yogurt place, and you just
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  Speaker 4: want to tell them, like, you're not going to make it.
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  Speaker 4: Look around, see how much hotter she is than you.
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  Speaker 4: You're not even tall, Like what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Was talking about in correct and you're not. The New
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  Speaker 1: York is for everybody. Person. Anyone can succeed here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, maybe if you were trying this in Milwaukee,
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  Speaker 4: maybe it would fly, you'd make a splash. But here
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  Speaker 4: it's too saturated. You're too late.
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  Speaker 1: You're too late. I mean, everybody can't go viral correct,
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  Speaker 1: everybody can't comb.
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  Speaker 6: For the same cup of frozen yogurt too.
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  Speaker 1: But he said the toppings of the froyo where he
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  Speaker 1: said that there, that's what they always do, he said different,
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  Speaker 1: saying that he's getting paid by them this place, Like
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  Speaker 1: I've had some. Every time I've got fro yo, it's
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  Speaker 1: always like they really focus on the toppings.
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  Speaker 4: No, trust me, this is new, something different to.
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  Speaker 6: Tell this pistachio. Yes, yeah, that's what I guess exactly.
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  Speaker 1: How did you get it on the first How did
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  Speaker 1: you know that?
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  Speaker 5: Because it's a topping on everything. I said, I got
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  Speaker 5: the pancakes and they had pistachio.
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  Speaker 4: Unbelievable. That's a great pull from you. They got this
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  Speaker 4: pistachio sort of crackle crisp, crispy crackled creamy thing that
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  Speaker 4: they put they pat it on are on the outside.
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  Speaker 4: And then not for nothing, the yogurt itself is the best.
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  Speaker 4: It makes, you know, pinkberry and whatnot tastes like shit
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  Speaker 4: pink berry.
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  Speaker 5: It's a good one. That's a good pull. It was
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  Speaker 5: good pankberry and then this remember, I mean all those
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  Speaker 5: places sort of faded away. Yeah, frozen yogurt lost. It's
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  Speaker 5: ad time. That was maybe ten years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I think more than that. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was like twenty years ago, because.
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  Speaker 5: I remember when I was a kid, they opened up
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  Speaker 5: a frozen yogurt place, like right in the smack of
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  Speaker 5: our town.
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  Speaker 4: They had one in Cambridge that became It was the
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  Speaker 4: place you'd go late at night. It was called Berry Line.
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  Speaker 5: What was the one that's like like not pink It
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  Speaker 5: was like the unhealthier version of pink berry sixteen handles.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe that one was awesome because you could create your
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  Speaker 4: own yes, yeah, and you just went nutfuck on it
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  Speaker 4: and then you brought it up in the cash register
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  Speaker 4: and they'd be like it's twenty eight dollars. Yeah, can
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  Speaker 4: I put like two scoops of this back? And they're like, no,
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  Speaker 4: you put seventeen topings in. We can't unmix the six flavors.
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  Speaker 4: What are you a child? And pizza hut and pouring
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  Speaker 4: your own soda?
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  Speaker 1: And you definitely were a child. And I was built
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  Speaker 1: four children, And some somehow they just it's like people
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  Speaker 1: who can make in app purchases you're just like dude.
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  Speaker 4: One time I went to one of those places and
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  Speaker 4: I had rated all the loose change that I had
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  Speaker 4: in a mason jar, and I paid for it with change.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it's pretty devastating.
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  Speaker 1: That's depression.
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  Speaker 5: We all had fun with it, I'm sure. I'm sure
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  Speaker 5: the staff did.
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  Speaker 4: His staff was. It was really bored and I was
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  Speaker 4: the only person in there. I'm pretty sure this place
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  Speaker 4: had like a sea health rating. Man, so people had stopped.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like, it's pretty hard to have anything below like
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  Speaker 5: an a health rating.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, they were making the frozen yogurt the way
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  Speaker 4: that they make those food blocks and snow Piercer, just
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  Speaker 4: churning up the roaches, throwing them in the.
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  Speaker 1: Vat squares of slop. God, that's nasty. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: frozen yogurt came about in like the wheat bread era,
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  Speaker 1: where it was like wheatbreads healthier than white bread. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then it came out like no, it's not. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's like the same you're gonna seven grain. Yeah, is
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  Speaker 1: healthier than ice cream? No it's not.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's still it is. Definitely there's no milk
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  Speaker 4: fat in frozen yogurt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but you're putting a sleeve of oreos on it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like what if you were just saying, like,
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  Speaker 5: frozen yogurt is typically lower in calories than ice cream.
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  Speaker 4: It's all about the portion size. I mean, I was
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  Speaker 4: going excel, I was getting like the amount that you'd
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  Speaker 4: bring home for people.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you go last night?
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  Speaker 4: No, we just buy, just buy it. But when I
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  Speaker 4: went to that place, Mika, yeah, uh, I mean it's
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  Speaker 4: the toppings are just crazy. It's I think it's Israeli.
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  Speaker 4: Oh interesting.
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  Speaker 5: So do you guys get to the problem with the
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  Speaker 5: pole the thing yourself?
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  Speaker 4: You got an issue?
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  Speaker 5: No, No, it's just how you don't usually hear of it.
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  Speaker 5: You're not going to go now Israeli froyo place.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to say you moved out of the West
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  Speaker 4: because it was too close to that new Israeli frozen yogurtsh.
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  Speaker 5: All my froyo places are are Mexican.
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  Speaker 1: It is uh yeah, I don't know where it came from,
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  Speaker 1: but I feel like there's other places in the city
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  Speaker 1: that have long lines.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe it's Greek. It looks Greek. It's probably Greek.
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  Speaker 5: It's Greek yogurt expas we don't have a location in Astoria.
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  Speaker 1: You probably have the real Greek yogurt. You probably have
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  Speaker 1: some Greek guy like stirring it with his hairy foot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just thick as fuck. Yeah, some thick Greek yogurt.
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  Speaker 1: Must be nice to be back in Astoria. Would you
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  Speaker 1: hit to eat last night? You treat yourself to anything.
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  Speaker 1: I had a burrito bowl.
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  Speaker 6: I had like three bites of it and then went
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  Speaker 6: to bed.
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  Speaker 4: What where'd you get that at that late hour.
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  Speaker 6: Some random place.
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  Speaker 5: Everything was just like McDonald's or Pizza Hut or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, I can't do That's all I've
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  Speaker 5: eat and in the last week, like I can't eat
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  Speaker 5: this again.
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  Speaker 4: That's what you eat in Vegas, bro.
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  Speaker 5: The food like when you go on these trips, like
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  Speaker 5: you go to the venue when you eat, all they
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  Speaker 5: have is burgers and fries, and they don't let you
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  Speaker 5: bring food in. So you're just so l Like at
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  Speaker 5: nine am, I guess I'll do a double burger. Just
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  Speaker 5: want to kill myself the rest of the day.
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  Speaker 4: That's tough.
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  Speaker 1: Just every day.
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  Speaker 6: So I got a burrito bowl and then I had
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  Speaker 6: I had a churro as well.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you had to treat myself to a church.
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  Speaker 1: You ordered it, You ordered it on the way home
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  Speaker 1: to tie it up.
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  Speaker 5: No, because my place I don't have the phone buzzer anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Oh be in the building.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking brutal. So you weren't eating till one o'clock.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, twelve thirty Jesus Christ. I mean I I literally
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  Speaker 5: laid in bed and I put it right on my
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  Speaker 5: I threw a couple of scoops back and passed out.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably still there's gross.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, You tell me you slept next to an open
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  Speaker 4: burrito bowl.
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  Speaker 6: No, I sealed it up, threw it away.
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  Speaker 4: Did you you were making this? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What if you rolled over?
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  Speaker 5: I put it on him. I wasn't like on the bed.
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  Speaker 5: It was like I was just laying in bed with
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  Speaker 5: a loose burrito bowl.
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  Speaker 6: Oh man, just open fucking food. I don't usually do that.
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  Speaker 6: I don't typically do that.
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  Speaker 1: I used to do. Burrito bowl is the worst open
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  Speaker 1: food you can have in your bad Yeah, definitely, because
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  Speaker 1: you'll find a pinto being too much. Yeah I did it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I did a you.
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  Speaker 1: Had you had a long day.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't eat anything, and then like I get this
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  Speaker 5: weird thing where like if I don't eat enough, then
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  Speaker 5: I start getting like nauseous.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then but it's like a quick It's a
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  Speaker 6: zero to one hundred fast.
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  Speaker 5: It's like you're like, man, I should probably eat something,
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  Speaker 5: and then you're like, am I gonna throw up right now?
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  Speaker 5: It moves quick.
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  Speaker 1: My dog does that almost every morning. Oh yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 1: take her on a walk before I feed her and
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  Speaker 1: she'll start. Then she'll get so hungry that she starts
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  Speaker 1: eating grass, and then she starts throwing up the grass
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  Speaker 1: and yellow yellow throw up every morning. That's nasty spent.
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  Speaker 1: The grass that she's eating too in the Brooklyn Bridge
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  Speaker 1: Park has to be so pesticidal to be the most
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  Speaker 1: chance turf feet of some.
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  Speaker 4: Carpets the beating pudding green.
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  Speaker 1: I got rid of a rolled up carpet last night
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  Speaker 1: and saw it on the way out and the trash
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  Speaker 1: was so fucking sad. And then after I bike back,
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  Speaker 1: I saw some homeless guy dragging it down the road.
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  Speaker 1: It made me so happy. Oh he got a fresh home.
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, I love that.
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  Speaker 4: Did I ever tell you guys about the time that
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  Speaker 4: I put a I had a humidor of cigars a
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  Speaker 4: small humanoorah? I told you about this.
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  Speaker 6: Mm, I feel like I vaguely remember it, but now
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: And I had had cigars in it, where the gel
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  Speaker 4: packs that keep it moist or whatever had long since
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  Speaker 4: flattened and become rock hard, and there was no moisture left,
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  Speaker 4: which meant that the cigars that I had in there
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  Speaker 4: had also dried out to a point of being parchment paper.
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  Speaker 4: And I said, well, I'm not clearly not going to
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  Speaker 4: smoke these, and I just put them out on the street.
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  Speaker 4: But I could see out the window and I watched
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  Speaker 4: as a guy came up and he was sort of
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  Speaker 4: just like, I don't think. I don't know if he
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  Speaker 4: was homeless. He might have been homeless, yeah, but he
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  Speaker 4: was like kind of bouncing along happy homeless.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And he saw the thing, the box, and he went
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  Speaker 4: down and he opened it and he went like this
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  Speaker 4: he went.
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  Speaker 1: And then took it. Yeah, he couldn't.
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  Speaker 4: It was like he'd opened a treasure box.
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  Speaker 6: How many cigars were in it?
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  Speaker 4: Eight?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's pretty it's a pretty good find if
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  Speaker 5: you're a homeless guy, it is. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know he was inhaling them.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, without a doubt. I was probably eating them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably rolling them up into single cigarettes.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, packing lips, splitting it. Oh my god, that's so nasty.
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  Speaker 4: They were good cigars, I mean they were definitely. I
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  Speaker 4: think they were cohebas because this was back in probably
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  Speaker 4: twenty ten or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: What if he knew that.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder that's probably why his eyes lit up.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, cohebus.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be a cigar GUYE so bad, But
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  Speaker 1: you guys won't smoke them with me.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I like a cigar, don't get me wrong.
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  Speaker 5: It's just it's a lot, it's a meal.
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  Speaker 4: I would on Now that we're recording at the dead
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  Speaker 4: of night and in the crack of dawn, I think
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  Speaker 4: I would be more open to it because there's no
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  Speaker 4: one in the office to.
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  Speaker 1: Bother cares about anyone being in the office. What is
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  Speaker 1: h R gonna get on your ass? HR is the
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  Speaker 1: most permissive being in this building. No one can get
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  Speaker 1: fired for anything. Like you think you're going to get
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  Speaker 1: in trouble for smoking a cigar during content.
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  Speaker 4: I don't actually mind it. I don't think this isn't
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  Speaker 4: a fear thing. This is to me, it's always just
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  Speaker 4: sort of like I don't want to make Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 4: a respect thing.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm always down to rip a stoke. Definitely
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  Speaker 6: not at nine a m.
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  Speaker 5: Though, that would I think if we smoke a cigar
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  Speaker 5: right now, that's just days over.
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  Speaker 1: If you got what about being outside? Is that?
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 5: Would you prefer to be outside for a cigar? Definitely?
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  Speaker 5: Like smoking a cigar outside is great. Smoking one inside
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  Speaker 5: with luorescent lights beaming down on you isn't fun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll sweat it out immediately. Yeah, yeah, you just
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: have it speaking through your fucking pits. I have one
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: in Spain. It was fucking delicious. What's the most you'll
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: pay for a cigar?
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Twenty bucks?
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Really? Well, I mean, I don't know if you're at
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: a nice spot.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess thirty. What I mean, I don't know cigars.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I don't I deserve. I don't deserve one better than that.
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: I don't know the difference between like a shit cigar
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: and a good cigar.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Same, well yeah, same, But.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: I guess I've never really smoked like an actually good cigar.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: You'll pay five hundred dollars for a bottle of wine,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: but only up to thirty dollars for a cigar.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: I won't pay five hundred dollars for a bottle wine anymore? Yeah,
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: I would do that.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: You've got a couple of five hundred dollars bottles though.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: I do. But but that was a different time in
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: my life. What different me?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: I just sell everything right now, I'm off floating.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: You should start flipping cigars.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Can I tell you that this whole saving money thing
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: that I'm now completely obsessed with is the least rewarding
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: thing that I've ever done my life. You made the
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: point round did we talk about this? You were like
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: saving money? It's all just gone anyway, even if.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: We made that, we talked about that at dinner that
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: one night. Yeah, it just it all goes away.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: It's so fucking true. Like, even if you're saving money,
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: then you're right back to being like a I'm now
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: close on the margins again. Yeah, and I can't touch
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: that money because it's saved.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah's gone.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: It's locked away for my future generations.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it is really crazy.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: And once again life is kind of cutting it close.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah what are you putting it? Are you like investing
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: it or are you just putting it in like form?
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just put it in. Uh, I just put
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: it in this Fidelity.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: Account faility go. I don't know if you have the
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: automated one that like it invests for you.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I think it's managed you an
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: S and P man. Well, I know it's manager.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: I used to because I used to have one of those.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Solid it's pretty good. Yeah, I like the Fidelity.
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: Tough to beat the S and P when it's doing
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: sixteen percent every year, unbelievable.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: I just don't know if I see that happening, to
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: be honest, saving money. I just don't see the investments
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: panning out.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: You don't need to send money yet?
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Oh no, I do. Why future is uncertain?
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Well, you've saved some money I know you have.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, of course I'm a saver.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: How much money do you have?
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Never?
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: Would I ever tell you?
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Not?
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Who I am? How come everyone's so weird about that.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I'm saying how much money they have?
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: No, I don't mean like if much millions of dollars?
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Don't say that.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: If you have millions, don't say anything.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: Don't talk Harry, say you have below millions? Yeah, well
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: I don't have millions.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: If I once I get to one hundred thousand, I'm
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: not going to talk about it anymore because that becomes really, uh,
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: tone deaf.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it has been endlessly pissing me the
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: fuck off. There's a trend right now where athletes are
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: like how did you spend your first million? Or other
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: athletes like JJ Reddick talking about like how ten what
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: ten million dollars does for an NBA player, and every
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: single one of them are like, well, what you don't
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: realize is Uncle Sam takes fifty percent off the top,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: as if they're the only people who paid fucking taxes.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Due everybody pays taxes. If you work at McDonald's, you
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: have to fucking give a bunch of it to taxes.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: If you make one hundred thousand dollars a year, you
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: have to give a bunch of it to taxes. Talk
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: about tone deaf dudes were like forty million dollars, Actually,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: fucking you have to give your mom one hundred and
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars car, you have to pay off a
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: house for your dad. It's like, shut the fuck up.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: That's that is tone deaf.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: That is infuriating, which reminds me I should add that
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: of this money that I've saved, I probably owe at
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: least forty percent of it for my touring revenue and
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: taxes at the end of the year.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's tough.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: So this is this is not going to be well with.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Sam, Uncle Sam. That's some of a bitch.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Jef Ze talked about this man, fucking uncle Sam bro
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Forty million dollars isn't shit. It's literally nothing when you
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: when you start breaking it down, because the agent takes so,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: the business manager takes some. Your parents have a predatory
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: relationship with you, so they have to have some. You
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: need a car that's gonna depreciate in value the second
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: the tires hit the one. Yeah, maybe a G Wagon
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: is fucking infuriating.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: You should buy a G Wagon.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna sell this watch too, by the way, oh wagon.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this was my wedding watch, so obviously I don't
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: need it anymore. God just you know, total total sadness
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: on the wrist.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Damn. Like the three hundred for what about a G
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Wagon for twenty twenty two?
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: I thought the wagon was like one hundred.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: I actually thought that these were getting these you're going
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: down in value.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Too, so they've almost tripled. You can get one four
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: one hundred. Wow, the twenty twenty two is one hundred.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: I think this is a really pointless car. They look
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: too bad, but they are apparently they don't drive well horrible.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Every ad for them is they're they're in a fucking sand.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no one's taking that thing too.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: It never going to doom. You're not going to make
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: it to the dunes.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I bought a g wagon and then realize that I'm
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: never using it because I don't falcon anymore.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not an Arabian nights.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Imagine I gave up falconry.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Imagine being in the dunes and seeing someone in like
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: a full blacked out Ben's truck just whipping it. You'd
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: be like, bro, what you shouldn't be like on a
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: street in like Italy somewhere.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, drifting in the dunes.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Can I tell you guys a story about the weekend?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Of course?
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: And you know what I'm gonna do, which I've never
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: done before, is that I'm actually.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Gonna put on some music to set the tone.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna set a three minute time limit because this
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: is going to be so specific about golf that I
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: want to let anyone who doesn't give a fuck or
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: doesn't like me to just skip ahead three minutes and
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: I'll keep it specifically to that. Does that sound good?
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: I think you set that alarm for thirty minutes.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be three and then let zone is ready go?
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Now, okay.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: I played in this member guest tournament right at Oakmar
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: which is one of the most like premier elite clubs
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: in the country. They host us opens every nine years.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: It's very historic.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Is this where Tom Brady was? No positive time or
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: positive wer you were with Tom Brady?
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: No, not this weekend we have everyone ever even talked
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: about you didn't even talk about you being with.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Tom Brading into my fucking time doesn't count. This doesn't count.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: This isn't my fault. Everybody that's ron. It doesn't count
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: in my time.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I have a three minute timer in the middle of
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: your story to get to ask about the Tom Brady story.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Do you want me to stop this?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Yes? Yes? Stop pause that all right?
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Well listen, I didn't use any of my time. Yes, wait,
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: talk about the time now everyone. Now, everyone's gonna miss
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: the top Brady story because they're skipping.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: I went to that was a few weeks ago. Now,
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: I went to Boston right before the fourth of July
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: on Monday to uh to play to do an event
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: for Della, which you know, fuck yeah. I don't know
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: what else to say. I've been trying to work with Delta.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: I've been trying to date Delta for ten years now.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you you need that three sixty. No I
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: asked about it. What they say, They're like, even, we
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: don't know how one achieves.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: That much bullshit? Bro, they all have it.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: No, they don't. I don't think employees get it. I
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: think it's truly like you have to be hand selected.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: It is the most elite of the elite, and you
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: get a handwritten note inviting you from the Seagon.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Probably if you spent a million dollars with their airline
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: a year, it's got to be a year.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: I think that in certain markets it's easier than others.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: So for example, if you fly frequently out of New York,
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: if New York is your home airport, you need to
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: achieve like two hundred thousand mputs in a year, because
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: there's a lot of business people that are taking four
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: or five first class flights to fucking Dubai or you know,
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Singapore a year, and those are like twenty thousand dollars
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: flights that are being paid for by business. Yeah, so
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: those people have insane mqds and like they're achieving quintuple diamond.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Yes. I don't like that. I don't like that they're
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: like even we because that makes it seem like it's
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: like frat hazing shit. That's like the eat the eyeballs
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: and it's like peeled grapes.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: They didn't say it in a way that was sort
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: of like you'll never have it. It was more like, yeah,
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: we don't know.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: What if you were to make a cash offer, you
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: think they would accept. Dude, I kind of did really well.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: We this deal with with Delta was like shout out Ryan,
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: you know, he got it for me. And basically and
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Delta like came to me and or they came to
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: the Barceol sales team. They were like, we want to
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: work with Francis and he was like sure, this is
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: his rate. And then Ryan hit me up and he's like,
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: I'm sure you probably don't want to go on Monday
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: of our fourth of July holiday week to go play
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: in a golf event for Delta, right, Yeah? And I
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: was like, Eh, you don't know me that well golf delta.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I'm in.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: And then I was like, but here's what they're willing
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: to pay you. And I was like, yeah, well tell
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: them that I will accept that rate if they bumped
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: me to three sixty.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And he was like a good, that's good. I
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he was like, okay, I'll try that. And
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: he went to them and said that and they were like,
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: we won't do that, but we'll double what we're paying him.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's how that's how much they preect.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: There is a dollar value that I know that is
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: at least less than what they value three sixty.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: And I forget, what'd you say your raiders?
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to give this nothing.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: Do they doubled the pay to not put you to
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: three sixty?
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Correct?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: From diamond?
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: It's fucking so it's only one step up.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: But that's all it's gonna be.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's got to be like a five hundred
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars dad. I think they protect it between diamond
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: and three.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: I mean you can't buy it, that's for sure.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Did you see that?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: When you if you achieve that, they've now got these
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: new thresholds. This is so fucking specific.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: I've totally fallen off, by the way, I'm not I'm gold,
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: I'm back on price Line, back on Expedia, I'm all
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: over the map.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Do you know that if now they once I've achieved diamond, Right,
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: So if I get to fifty which which is at
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: twenty eight thousand mqds, Yeah, if you get to fifty
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: thousand mqqts, you get two more choice benefits.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you get to seventy five thousand, you get
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: two more or maybe it's one more. And then if
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: you get one hundred thousand mqds, you can actually gift
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: diamond medallion to someone else. What it's not coming to you, motherfucker.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I'm on.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: I'm not getting to one hundred thousand. First of all,
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah you will, bro, No, I want you that. How
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: many m quds you at? That's really good man, you're
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: there with me. It's the same I think.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: Gee, you're already diamond.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: I got that way.
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: Where have you got from? Just Portugal? Where hasn't he gone?
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: He's only traveled like once in the last year.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: That's not true. He flies for work all the time.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I also had to bring my family to Portugal. Yeah,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: but like I had to pay for tickets for my
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: whole fan You guys flu Delta. Of course.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: You gotta get back.
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: That must have been that must have been almost the
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: whole thing.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: That's insane that you guys are both at Diamond.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Well you didn't get it because you started talking shit
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: I wish I was Diamond again.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: So I told him. I was like, crank, crank him.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Back that you tried to bribe your way in, like
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: James Bond at like a card table and like there's
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: not enough chips. So he's like, how about this watch? Yeah? Right, Literally,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: you should have offered them the ap of risk.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: I thought about it.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: I can't believe they didn't accept to be I'm actually
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: very I I really feel like that. I thought that
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: would have worked.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: What does it get you? Can you look that up?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: What is three sixty? I knew?
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: You get the bag tags for starters.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you get back tags, which means that like some
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: World strong Man contest winner hand carries it out and
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: places it in your arms. You get the Porsche, you
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: get the port. That's the big thing is that if
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: you have a connecting flight, when you step off the
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: plane onto the jetway. They walk you down where they
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: would take like gate checked bags onto the tarmac, pick
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: you up in a Porsche, and drive you to your
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: next flight. So you don't have to like walk through
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: the terminals or switch terminals.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: But like top tier upgrade priority, like they hold the
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: they hold the plane for you, but you can't get it. Yeah,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: that's the thing unless you're already paying for the top tier, like.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: You been upgraded.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Ever, yeah, you don't need an upgrade because you're automatically paying.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: For Well that's not necessarily true. So so someone messaged
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: me and they had gotten it and they lived in like Milwaukee.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah right, they lived in a place that was not
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: a Delta hut, which means they were But but he
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: flew every week, and he got it one year and
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: then did not get it the next.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: I thought it would be like a lifetime not lifetime.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: No, you got to achieve it every year.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Oh that's brutal.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: It's the cool It's still the coolest thing in the world.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know, there's nothing you can say that will
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: dissuade me from that. That notion. Wait, so Tom Brady, Well,
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: this guy had to he was everywhere he went was
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: two flights.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, I see and so, but that was probably back
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: when it was the mq MS as well.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: But but point is that like having three P sixty
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: was extremely helpful to him one because a lot of
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: his connections, he'd be late and they would literally hold
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: the next plane.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: That's so crazy.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: They're like, I'm sorry, everybody, but there's someone we can't
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: leave behind.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: There's one person that that spends more money than all
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: of you do yearly combined.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Correct, and that Porsche just fishcalesway.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you should be allowed to drive the
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Porsche to your next game.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: You should be able to drive the Yeah, why don't
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: you come and sit in the pilot's lap?
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Real quick?
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Son of a boy.
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• 32:13
  Speaker 4: I'm at the TPC event in Boston. I didn't know
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: that Tom Brady was going to be there. I didn't
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: know that the Bobda Sports guys were going to be there.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: I kind of just flew into Boston, went to my hotel,
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: assumed I was going to go to the course the
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: next day and you know, film some content by myself
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: basically and then come home. But as it turned out,
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: I got there and they were like, yeah, so you know,
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: feel free to take some pictures with Tom. Were you like?
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Tom? Who?
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: I was like, thanks, yeah, Tom worked for Delta Delta
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: Tom And then like next thing, you know, there and
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: then and then I saw my cart.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: I had my name on it, and I was paired
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: with joe Joey cold Cuts really your pal? What a treat. Yeah,
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Joey's hilarious. And I was so excited because then all
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: of a sudden, I'm like, oh, wow, this is gonna
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: be fun day.
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I mean you see cold Cutts here, now
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: the day is going.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: To be getting exactly and Fat Perez and Bob and
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: they were all there and we were just standing around
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: and then like this guy who works for Delta, Like
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: I remember he's standing there. I don't know, there's like
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: fifty people there Sky Miles members that had just signed
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: up for this event it was free and that he
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: was like, all right, everybody, we hope you have a
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: great day. And we have a special guest and you
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: may know him because he's a world champion. Please welcome
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Tom Brady. That's like all he said. Jesus, he didn't
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: really like build up the hype that much. Champion, and
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: out comes Tom Brady in the most beautiful clothing I've
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: ever seen someone wear for golf.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: What was he wearing?
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Like these baggy pants with like a He looked the
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: way that I try to look but never do.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: He's definitely got like a stylist and shit now probably.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Laura Pianos.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was wearing like a light summer wool shirt
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: that was tucked in with no belt perfectly. And he's
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: you know, six foot one hundred somehow.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: And was he taller than you?
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: I think yeah, by a couple inches. Probably. He's among us,
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: and he's got this gravelly's voice. And he comes out
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: and by the way, all these people again, there's only
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: fifty people there and Tom Brady's walking out, and I
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: kind of expected them to be like ah, but they're
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: golfers at a golf course, so they were just kind
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: of politely golf clapping and.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, wait a minute, come on people, what and
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Logan Paul came and hit him with a chair over
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: his head.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, ran over him with a golf cart. And then
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: we played a hole with Tom Brady.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: That's great.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: How did you hit it on that hole? Yeah? In
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: front of the goat?
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: No, I mean we just did a scramble and how
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: was the drive? I hit the fairway with my my
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: t ball, but we didn't take my ball.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Did he give you an adda boy.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: He said that I looked athletic.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: Come on, that's pretty crazy.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Someone was like, Tom was like, how are you Tom?
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: He was like, can you guys play? And they were like,
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: FP's pretty good. And then they're like and Francis can
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: hit it? And Tom was like, yeah, he looks athletic.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: And I went across but nope, but someone stepped on
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: it so he didn't hear it. I just went lookcross.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: You can hear it.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: There's a clip of it. I went across.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: No one said anything, well.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: They were onto a new subject.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: It was cross.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: The one good joke, the one joke that I had
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: was that Tom Brady's like, all right, let's do it. Uh,
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: why you want me? You guys want me to go first?
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: And they were like yeah, go ahead, and uh. He
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: starts walking up to the tee and he goes, does
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: anyone have a tea?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: And I go, you.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Can use my team, mister Brady, and then he goes,
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: mister Brady's my father.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, yeah, you know, ye, not
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: much you can do that.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: And then he blasted his ball into the woods really
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: with the driving iron too, so he wasn't even like
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: trying to hit it crazy far or anything relatively spread
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: it into the woods. But he didn't care.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: So he's like a full Delta guy now because he's
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: on the If you watch a movie on the plane, yeah.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: He's an ambassador, he's of the face.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: They gotta get rid. I'm gonna I'm gonna tell Tom
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: straight up, they got to fix that commercial.
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: Why it's annoying as fuck.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: If you start a movie on the plane, they do
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: the flight attendant noise, like the bo Yeah. Yeah, ladies
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: and gentlemen, this is Tom speaking, And you're like.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: What the pilot? Tom? Where Delta?
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Tom?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Where the fuck is Tom at Delta? Tom? Well, it's
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: kind of like Tom.
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: Oh No, he's flying in that Gulf Stream five hundred.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: The left window. If you look at your left window,
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: you'll see Delta Ambassador Tom Brady.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner has kiosks or she has vending machines at
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: all the airports. Now there's pink Kylie Jenner vending machines,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: and everybody knows Kylie Jenner has never been in a
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: gen pop airport, no chance. Same with Tom Brady. You
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: thinking that he's going on Delta flights waiting for like his.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: Zone yeah, there's no change from the airports they go to,
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: like we don't even know what, We've never.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Heard they're underground. Yeah yeah, they're like, yeah, they don't exist.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: He's getting the launch. But there's the Kylie Kylie Jenner
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: shit everywhere, Like, don't don't pretend that you're one of us.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: We like you because you're not well.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: I think I think it's just a pairing of excellence,
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: if we're honest, that's what it is, Tom Brady Ellen,
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: you're a Red Delta excellence. Let's be let's call it
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: like it is. Delta is the most excellent airline in America.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Here is and I've tried to find alternatives so many
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: times and there just isn't you know what.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: I'm not letting you back.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: No, but like right, you went on your the food
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: sucks the way shut up, all the way down to
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: like like I think in the air, when you're in
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: the air, I think it's a toss up. I think
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: I think Mint could compete.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Get out of here Jet Blue.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: But this is the I'm saying. Once you're in the air,
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Mint can compete. United can compete when you're not when
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: you're on the ground, Delta is far and away the
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: superior airline, and it's not even close.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: When you're on the ground.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: Bro, when you're like the customer service going to baggage claim,
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: there's never delay.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Like Delta's the least delayed airline by a mile, Like Bro.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: Jet like that Jet Blue flight.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Like we were frontier workers that got laid off. Bro.
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: It was so obvious like that.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: It was like, were this delayed?
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: And it's completely normal.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: You ever see you know, when you're walking onto a
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Delta plane off the jet bridge and you see all
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: the stickers on the side of the plane. Oh yeah,
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: like number one place to work. It's like the helmets
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: at Ohio State. It's like, yeah, we were gonna be late,
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: but the pilot made up the time in the air.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: There's another sticker for the planet.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: How is cold cuts great? I mean everyone, it was
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: really fun.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Try and break your balls.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we had a good time. We those guys are
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: hysterical and I've known them forever. I used to work
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: with Bob at pro Bible. He and I had a
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: show together there wo And this was before like anyone
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: really knew who he was.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Francis.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you know, next thing, you know, he's
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: become the number one guy on golf.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Did you see the video when they had they were
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: with chicklets, and like they were like trying to chirp
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: the chick lits guys, and the chick lits guys were
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: just like such an echelon above shit talkers that like
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: everything they said was like it was devastating. It was
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: so delightful and funny. Those guys are are truly the best,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: but it seemed like cold cuts. It seemed like they're
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: solid guys.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're fantastic. I mean, I want to spend more
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: time with them. I think that they's such an interesting mix.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Fat Perez is quietly one of the most intelligent people
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: I've ever met in my life.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: That's a sad sentence.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: I have a very dear friend, one of my closest friends,
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: who I think I've told you about him. His family
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: owns a vineyard and Sonoma and he's like probably the
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: most like Debonair guy that I know.
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: To find Debonair, it's.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Like refined grooms in a masculine way, like you know. Anyway,
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: he was running a wine event out in the Hamptons
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: and he was like, Hey, I met your buddy Fat
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Perez who showed up. Yeah, and this is like a
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: pretty insider you'd have to know people.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like, oh shit, well done, fat press fat Perez.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: But he's not fat anymore either.
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: He's lost like a GLP ones.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Of course, I'd assume so our.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Glp ones like the future are like if glp ones
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: are GLP one, whatever do that's not ozembic, right.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: That is ozempic is a GLP one. It's like munjaro
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: or we go vhy got it.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: I thought I thought. I thought it was like a
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: completely different thing.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I think they fought. It's like a category of medicine.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: It's a big YouTube thumbnail that just has ozempic with
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: X through fat Paraz.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: So it sounds like he went o natural.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: It may have done.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: It looks he does. It looks like he went natural.
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: To be honest, I.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Mean some of the people I'm seeing in Hollywood.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: You can tell, yeah very easily.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: If someone when someone's head is triple the size of
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: the average head, yeah, it means it so SAMPI.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: When their chin looks like a gardening spin because every
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: bit of fat underneath their jaw has they somehow disappeared.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: So uh, all right, start the timer.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Well, I played golf, Yes, I played golf with them.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: That was fun, and then uh shot the delta thing
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: and then flew home. But I want to tell you
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: really quickly about this weekend, and we're going to start
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: the timer again.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: For the sake of brevity.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I went and played at Oakmont and it's a
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: I think it's the fifth rank course in the country.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: I mean it's really sick. And in one of the matches,
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: the flights are such that like you get a full
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: point if you win a hole. There's nine in their
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: nine hole matches, six teams in a flight. You play
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: five matches, you play every team in your flight, and
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: you get a point for winning a hole, and you
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: get half a point for tying a hole, zero points
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: for losing a hole. So it's the second to last match,
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: the penultimate match, and we are playing a team and
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: we are every half point matters. At this point, we're
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: in third place and on the last hole, the ninth hole,
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: right our opponent had a putt for five and he
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: was like three and a half feet from the hole.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: His partner had been back left of the green in
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: the rough. He flubbed his first chip. His partner didn't
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: see him do that. Then he chipped onto the green
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: and then putted down. My partner and I are both
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: lying three, within like four feet of the hole. Are
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: you following me so far?
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So where it's going. If either of us
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: makes our putt, will win the hole. That other guy
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: who had been off the green puts down close to
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: the hole. He's like a foot away, and now he's
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: putting in for six, which means that both my partner
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: and I could theoretically two putt to beat him.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: So I said that putt's good. I gave him the putt.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: I seedd that putt, it's a gimme. Hang on. When
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: I said that, his partner picked up his own ballmark
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: because he thought his buddy was lying four and I
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: was giving him his putt for five, which would have
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: made his putt irrelevant.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you see what I'm saying. He was a
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: stroke below. He didn't realize it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: In golf, the rule is if you pick up your
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: ball mark at any point, you're you're seated the hole,
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: You're out of it.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: But he was.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: We were like, whoa whoa, whoa, And he was like,
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: oh shit, I thought he was lying five, which made
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: my putt meaningless. Or I thought he was lying four
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: and that you're giving it for five. And we were
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: like no, and he's like, can I put it back
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: down where it was? And we were like, yeah, I
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: guess so. And then we both because of all that,
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: we both missed our short putts and he made his
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: to tie us, and that one half point that we
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: would have gotten, we lost our flight by half a point.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's brutal.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: We get that two minutes forty seconds. Suck my dick.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: But what about the follow up though?
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no follow up.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: That's on you guys. I don't need to say anymore
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: if you have questions. This is the Q and A period.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: How much how much money was on the line here?
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean I think that the flight winners got
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know, got like probably eight hundred bucks each
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: or something. But beyond that, you know, it's a chance
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: to play in the shootout, which if you win that,
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: you win the tournament, and you get your name on
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: the wall, which is immortal, immortalized. You're you're immortalized, yeah,
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: way forever.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: How close were they to winning the shootout, like, did
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: you have a legitimate chance or anything can happen?
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: The team that won our flight, did they win the
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: team that we did that with, they didn't. They didn't
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: win the flight, but it would have given us the
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: half point to tie. The team that won the flight
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: and the team that won the flight shot out did
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: not win the shootout.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: How much were you guys grumbling when you got back
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: to the to the car.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Well, we were. We were really mad at ourselves for
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: not like stealing our nerve and making our three and
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: four foot putts like we should. Fundamentally we should have
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: made those pluts. One of us should have made it. Yeah,
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: but because of the bally who it distracted us?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Who went first?
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: My partner was away. He had a harder putt. I
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: had a much easier putt and I missed mine. In fact,
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: I didn't even touch the hole. It was basically a
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: straight three foot putt and I pulled it way left.
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: So did you guys ever think about like reversing it
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: or now.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: To have done that after the fact, would have see
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: that like would would not have been worth no point
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: in that Plus, at that moment, we didn't know that
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: the half point was going to matter, and by the
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: time that it did matter, it was too late.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, there's a chance if you guy, if you
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: didn't let him put that ball.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: Back down, they might have blown up completely, got ral
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: kil gotten angry, like just like like like.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: If that guy has a mistake of like.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: The last put of the match, oh, that would have
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: been the end of the match. And we would have
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: we would have said, look, dude, I'm sorry, Like we're
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: in a tournament. Those are the rules.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you hit sporadic with.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Well that was for a million dollars.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the rules of the rules. People that play golf
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: have a hard time following the rules.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: That just shows you've never played competitive golf.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: Look at what happened to Bryson de Shamba this weekend.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: What happened in a major. He got penalized two strokes.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: It was the whole talk of the Bridge Open.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Wore bright green pants. This is two strokes.
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: This is one of the this is one of the
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: most the biggest names in golf.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: I know, I know, I know, and in one of
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: the most important moments of golf where there's the most
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: eyeballs on him, and he committed a very controversial rules
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: in fraction that docked him two strokes, which in a
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: major is a lot.
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's the game.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: It's like holding someone back ten seconds in a You know.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: What did what did he do?
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: He moved his ball was in the long grass. He
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: did exactly what Page did basically where he went in
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: and he stepped on the long grass in such a
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: way that the rules officials deemed that he had improved
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: his the area around the ball.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's my that was my signature move back in
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: like that, like that right there, Like what he's doing there,
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Like how he's like.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Walking around it. Yeah, yeah, you're not supposed to stamp
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: anything down. You gotta just naturally walk to your ball
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: and like.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Great acting job by him to act like he was
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: about to fall over.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah he should fall over and start rolling around.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Look, there isn't a amateur golfer recreational golfer on earth
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: who has not taken a wide stance in this moment
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: and stepped down the grass. But when I was the
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: major and there's a camera three feet for your face, yeah,
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: that's it's tough. I'm not a fan of Bryson, So
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: I mean when I used to golf.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: I would be like breaking branches, moving them out of
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: the way. I would do everything to improve my lie.
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: Other than move the ball. Yeah, but obviously that was
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: not the PGA Tour.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Well, just I'm glad that this, this big fuck up
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: on your part came before the Internet Invitational. Out of
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: your system, yeah, because.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: That's not going to fly.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: Oh no, for sure.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Not that money.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we do need it. We do need it. And
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: by the way, when I say we need it, let's
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: just be honest. If I win that money, I'm leaving
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: you guys, know that, right, that's the end of it.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: I need you not only improving your lie. I need
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: you sabotaging other people's lie, stepping on the ball in
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: the ground.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: I'm going to do that. But you know what, there
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: wasn't any of last year at all, with the exception
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: of the do O D King. There was no like
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: yelling in someone's back swing, no farting yeah, no fake sneezing, no,
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: nothing none. There wasn't really that much smack talk. It
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: was all pretty respectful. I can't help but wonder if
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: this year there might not be a bit more.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: I could see people like stuff. I could definitely see
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: people like turning it up for the cameras now just
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: based off how well the last.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: One did and like how many views they know it'll get.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: I think if someone, if someone opens that floodgate, it
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: will be it will turn into that.
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: I just wonder though, Like I think Dave has said
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: that that's totally allowed. Yeah, definitely, You're paying for four
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: million dollars and I'm on the final on the eighteenth
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: tea box.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people will fucking frown at it. But I'm gonna
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: pull the guy's pants down. Yeah, yeah, I think it's fair.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: I do feel like though, I feel like it naturally
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: wouldn't happen towards the end just because of how much
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: money is on there.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not gonna do it.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't do it. Well, I'm not gonna do I'm
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: just not that guy. I don't know all of that.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: I just feel like if you're like if you're if
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: you're if you're in the last two teams, like you're
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: not going to be thinking about You're going to be
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: only thinking about like your shots.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I think it depends who you're playing against. If you're
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: playing against Salim from Milk Boys, I think that it's
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: fair game to yell on his backswing.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: You know who I really want to play against is
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: the Tyler Twoomey guy from the Oh Yeah, from Dude Perfect,
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: because I'm going to give him a ton of ships
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: stealing your video. I'm not even kidding you.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: That'll be very interesting and I'm going to I feel
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: like he's going to be like, oh yeah, man, they
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: just told me to do that, Like I don't know,
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I'm owned by Bisco.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: So you know that he's open about having had a
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: porn addiction, right, No, Oh, I'm going straight to that.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm like, listen, man, how much porn qualifies
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: as an addiction? Because I gotta be close for you
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: to have like come out and admitted that it was
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: like a problem in your life.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: So crazy to admit that shit out loud. Bro, Just
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: keep crazy. Just keep that to yourself. Yeah, solve it.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: Nothing has becomet like that has been something that has
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: just like risen out of nowhere that like all of
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: a sudden, everyone talks about publicly. Like I've seen like
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: videos of like of like families where they're like how
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: our family operates with my husband being addicted to porn
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: and it's like just keep this tears like.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, it's they have to go to school.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's like got that same level of
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: admiration that you know, beating an alcoholism drug addiction. It's
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: like I knew, why did you stop porn? Well, you know,
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: you just get tired of waking up covered and come
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Like uh yeah, just like porn magazines all around you
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: as you wake up like ten hours late for work
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: or something like that. What what could have been happening
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: that you were doing this so like gooning so vicious, Yeah,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: and getting caught so regularly by people that are like
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: this is a problem.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like we don't get shipped for like knocking. This
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: is this an addiction that has the same level of sensitivity.
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: I don't think so well people they I don't think
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: it should ever be a thing where the whole family
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: is aware that the father has a has a perrediction
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: out like what's happening? Like he's They're all sitting down
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: for dinner and he's just like the tables just just
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: like slowly shaking, Like, yeah, where's dad. He's jerking off again? Upstairs?
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: He's in recovery though, so we'll let it happen.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: He just leaning up against the TV room, fucking beating off, Like,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: how is it ever affecting somebody else in your life?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: That is the that is the weakest mental person that
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: God has created. I think it.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: I think it's like, uh, I think it, like someone
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: said it once and then just I think. I really
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: think people just over are overthinking it, like everyone that
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: watches porn, just whether you watch it, Like I'm not
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: a big porn guy these days, you know, like in
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: my in my younger days of course, but like I would,
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: you just got don't think about it so much, jerk
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: off and then be done.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or just don't jerk off. Like the fact that
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: it's like creeping into your mind at these times. Yeah,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: that's not that's not like horniness. That's like performative victimhood,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: because you want to be part of the class of
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: people that overcame something. Yeah, yeah, like, oh I beat
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: I beat my addiction.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: I gotta believe that it's like you cross into this
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: thing where you're watching it and not jerking off.
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: I think it is that.
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: I think it's I've talked to someone who said that
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: they had like a porn problem, and they said that
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: it's like, uh, like the what the I think the
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: most common thing is that you're just like looking for
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: a video for like six hours straight, like finding the
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: right video.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, I think I don't. I don't. I
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: don't know. That is weird, like Kanye would like have
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: it on in the studio and shit like that. But
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: I don't really get that. I mean, yeah, maybe I'm
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: just not horny enough to get it.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Terry Cruz openly battle the severe lifelong pornography addiction that
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: nearly destroyed his marriage of over three decades.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: But that's like, yeah, Terry, just cheat, dude, I go
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: out and cheat. Bro.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: I initially began using explicit material as a young teenager
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: to cope with an abusive father. That's an interesting way
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: to treat that. But the habit escalated during his NFL
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: and early acting careers, sometimes causing him to isolate and
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: hide away from up to thirteen hours.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: What is that? He so? Are you sleeping? He went
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: to bed, he took a nap. Isolating for thirteen hours
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: isn't anything special?
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: Does anyone see all?
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: Just isolated for ten hours?
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it seemed to make some Hollywood shit.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I mean I think that that one's interesting. And
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: then when the real one when people say, like, I'm
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: addicted to sex, I'm a sex addict.
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: You're just a bad ragging You're like, yeah, you're just
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: a piece of shit. We're all addicted to sex.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: If we could be, do you think I wouldn't have
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: all the sex that I possibly can all day long?
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not buying. I don't buy.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: That's just like you cheat on your wife or a
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: girlfriend and don't feel bad, Like, don't feel bad enough
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: now now.
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: The only reason I'm not addicted to sex is because women.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Like won't yeah, provide it.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have limitations.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I need you know, you gotta gotta. I gotta.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: I gotta get to know somebody. Yeah, they're not just
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: like dropping in on me.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: The sex addict thing is definitely a weird one as well.
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: I don't know how you could be addicted to something
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: that involves another person.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: They also, I think dudes who say they're addicted to
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: sex think they're the man. Oh yeah, big time, Like dude,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I just can't stop fuck I can't. I just if
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I wanted to, Like I'm gonna fuck something, They're.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: Gonna have to check me in some way.
• 57:02
  Speaker 9: I need help, Like, yeah, I fucking I think I am, dude,
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: I think I'm addicted.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: I think. You know who someone was who was openly
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: admitted that they were addicted to sex was Daniel Radcliffe.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I think I saw something about that,
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: like yesterday, Yeah, tweet about that.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: He was like, Harry Potter, is you know, getting it?
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Oh excuse me, sorry, that's wrong, We're taking that back.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Never mind.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: He was an alcoholic, Okay, but those probably go hand
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: in hand.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: I think a sex addict is probably in a.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Lot of scenarios, an alcoholic who does not want to
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: admit that they have an alcohol problem, so they turn
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: it into like, well, alcohol's fine, It's just I end
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: up fucking every night.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Tiger Woods, when he got in trouble for all
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: those affairs, had to come out and be like, I'm
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: a sex Yeah I'm sorry. It's like, no, dude, you're
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: just the man.
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're just the greatest, one of the greatest athletes
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: of all time.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: You just everybody wanted to fuck you and you're a
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: nice guy.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: And you have like a low enough standard where it'll
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: be like a waiter. Yeah, get like floppy with it. Yeah,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: you'll just bang like a blonde girl in Jupiter. Yeah. Yeah,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: just for the love of the game. But it's like
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: when you call something addiction, you can be like, it's
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: not my fault, Like I have this this disease where
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I need to put meat on meat.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: So fu.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, like I want to see what it looks
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: like when a sex addict is in withdrawal, you know,
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: I want to see what that looks like. Is it
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: just like you're in a bad mood or are you
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: like laying down like sweating.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: You're having wet dreams during the day, Yeah, wet daydreams.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: Wet day dreams. Yeah, dreams.
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: Ah.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I thought you are.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: Depression and anxietiety, food swings, inability to focus, feelings of
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: frustration and annoyance.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest with you. I might be a
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: sex addict and withdrawal.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: Frustration and annoyance is hilarious. The fuck fuck just like
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: cutting people off in traffic again, you just you're just
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: a bad guy, yeah, exactly.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Have no control of your feelings.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: Or emotions like if you can't, if you cannot, if
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: you don't fuck for a day, and you're feeling feelings
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: of avoiding, socializing, frustration and annoyance, urges or cravings, cravings.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: That's so fucking nasty, gross, gross flashbacks.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: You know you know who's gonna be you know who's
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: in the Internet Invitational now? Is that guy? Big John?
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Big Jay?
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Big John Golf's add Big John something?
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Big John Golf's You're right.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: And he, by the way, I messaged him and I
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: was like, I'm excited to playing the Internet Invitation with you,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: and he was like, dude, I can't believe you're dming me.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: I listened to Sound of a White Head every week.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: Oh hell yeah, he love that boy John.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: This guy's hilarious. I think he's fucking great.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I've seen this guy.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: He's great.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: He's perpetually hungover, he's got a great he's got a
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: great voice.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: He takes like five shots of liquor and then goes
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: on a five mile run.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've seen.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: I've been seeing a lot of those videos of like
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: dudes taking like five hundred milligrams of edibles and then
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: being like I'm gonna go.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: Jog ten miles. Yeah, I've seen that, and then by
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: mile three they're like, I'm going him.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: To the hospital.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: That shit sounds bad, sounds awful. I can't think of
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: anything less enjoy.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Creating a wave. Like I saw a woman being like
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: taking a thousand milligrams of edibles and she injected a blackness. Yeah,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: is that snake venom?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: I saw that in like in like one of those tubes.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Just do heroin.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, that's what I brought. At that point, it's
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: like just it's not your we it's not for you,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: like you're looking for something significantly stronger.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: We'll shout out to our brother Big John. I didn't
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: realize that he's part of the family.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we should get him on the pod,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: Big Jay, Big John, that's part of he's probably I
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: bet he's like twenty two. How old is he?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Francis, you need to use this as liked, we honestly
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: should go to the Invitational and banks some.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: Episodes got a bad idea.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: Why is this twenty six right?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: You don't want us to talk about it could be
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: any it could be any time, It could be any
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: time anywhere.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Driver off the deck, like.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: That's Ai getting it wrong because I think they're talking
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: about the DoD King, but I think those two guys
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: actually do stuff together. Twenty four, Well, we got a
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: lot of conflicting accounts here, whatever.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: I mean, that checks out. Two thousand and two.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Did you see that Lamnium Mall's that dad was born
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety two?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Roh, No, I didn't see that. He was fifteen when
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: he had him. That's crazy.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Lemaynia Mal's dad is younger than me.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: He's thirty four. That's fucking nuts.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: He was born when in nineteen ninety two and his
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: son was born in two thousand and seven.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: He's thirty four and his son just won the World Cup.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: That's so crazy. But that's got to be I mean, bro,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: that is literally the best case scenario to having a
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: child at like fifteen years old.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure is.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: It'll kind of probably encourage a lot of fifteen year
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: olds to be like, yeah, no, I'm not uh, I'm.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Just going to create the next Le'maynia Mall.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, how does that even happen? Like his dad
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: was probably like how do you.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: Jesus?
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: He has to work, like he has to work for
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: like forty more years.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's probably the dad's probably broke as fuck.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, I bet he's giving his son's giving him.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: First first million dollars for le Maania Mal. He bought
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: his dad a Favella. I'm pretty sure he bought it
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: that A nice a nice watch. Half went to taxes
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: in Spain.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: Of course, we would you rather get the watch or
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  Speaker 5: would you rather be like, just give me the I'll
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: take the cash. If you're giving out five hundred thousand
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: dollars watches.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's the end of his gifts.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably not.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: So is he like the most like accomplished soccer player
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: for that age?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: Like ever, I.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Think he has way more goals, minutes and assists than
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Messi at the same age. He also hasn't lost a
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: game when he suited up for his national side.
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  Speaker 6: I think he's more. I think he might be more.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: What I can't.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: Say say it, bro I thought I read something that
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: he's now like technically has more achievements than like Ronaldo.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: I mean Ronaldo doesn't have a World Cup. Yeah, I
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: tell you that much.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: Would you Why would you be worried about saying that?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: Because I don't know anything about soccer.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, let's gonna say, that's not that like controversial, but I.
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  Speaker 6: Didn't want to be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: What else is going on? We got a lot of
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: golf going on. Can I saved the Venezuelan ladies' life yesterday? Yeah,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: let's talk about that. There's really nothing to talk about.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: But I just saved the Venezuela pregnant Venezuelan ladies.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: That's like the second time you've done that.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm like hunting for it.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're saving lines.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: I have, I have a high. I'm just like going
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: out at night.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: Starting to feel a little performative.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: It is it is.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: You saved the old dude, the old dude whose skull
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: was cracked out of his head and fucking could couldn't
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: breathe he got hit. Revived him. I revived him with
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: a sternal rub, which is crazy. He tended to him
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: for seven minutes.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: Now starting to think this Venezuelan mother of a six
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: year old who was passed out was actually just an
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: American woman taking it now.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: She was just a homeless lady. I was like, get upside.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: I was speaking performative Spanish to her. Yeah, I was like,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: dundeesta biblioteca.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: How did you know she was pasted out?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: What did you was like, I got off my bike
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: at twenty seventh and seventh, started crossing the street and
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: she was like going down. She was with a man.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: She had like they like suitcases, and like a bunch
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: of different suitcases. One of them was like an uber
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: ez bag with blankets in it basically, and they were
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: just she was like going to the ground. They put
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: one of the bags under her and she was just
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: completely unresponsive, and her six year old daughter just started
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: crying right there, and I just became the father of
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: their entire family. I was like telling her that it
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: was okay, like holding a woman's hand. I was like,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: and she was pregnant, and she was like met or no,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: she didn't even say that her fucking uh, I guess
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Venezuelan husband her annoyed Venezuelan. Yeah, he was annoyed as fuck.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: But I stayed until the ambulance came. It just felt
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: so good. I understand what you're chasing right now, but
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: I've achieved it twice in the time, in the timespan
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: that you've been trying to save a life.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: Well, we all have different lanes, right Your Your lane
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: is is helping people in peril. Mine is stopping crime. Okay,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: I'm a first responder. You're a dark knight. Yeah, I'm
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: a uh, I'm a vigilante.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: Did they ever find out what was wrong with the lady?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: What what was it?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: She was pregnant and just.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: My guess is that she had gestational diabetes. My read
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: on it gestational diabetes and her blood sugar got love.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: She was addicted to porn.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: She was six hours without having porn. I just pulled
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: up the hub on my phone. I just hovered it
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: and under her face she started blasting herself.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: And this was was this in the subway station?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: No, it was getting off the city bike at twenty
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: seventh and seventh under the scaffolding. Damn, And the ambulance came.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I was like telling everyone, like you hear the sirens,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: it's okay. The little girl stopped crying. I made it better.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: And a fire truck pulled up to and then they
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: like assessed the situation from the truck and then they
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: just blew off, just left. And the paramedics were pissed. Yeah,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: they're like, the fire truck just leave us. They were
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: fucking furious. I had a complete ass day yesterday while
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: we were waiting for SaaS. Afterwards, I went I went
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: jewelry shopping for it's my fifth wedding anniversary coming up.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Went jewelry shopping. Finally have a jewelry guy, Clark, I
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: gotta put you onto this.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: Jewel I don't need to buy jewelry for anyone.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Don't you have to just stock pile it up. This
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: place is sick. It's like in jeweler's row. But they
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: just brought me into this guy's office that had like
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: some sports memorabilia on the wall, and that made me
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: feel way better about it.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: Was this in the Diamond district.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Was in the Diamond district, but they brought me into
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: a high rise. I wasn't on the floor where they
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: have the uncut gems floor like that shit is. That
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: shit is stressful. Have you ever been on that floor?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well it's where that guy screamed at the guy
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: and went by.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Hey my fucking yeah.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah that was crazy. Yeah what was that about? It
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: was like, uh, that's just all.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: That's all.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Those dudes are low key influencers. Yeah, they're all just
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: like diamond influencers who like trade baseball cards and ship
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: I mean that that he caused a scene, for sure.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: I think that they're all about causing scenes. That guy
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Moses is always like giving away like gold bars on
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: like sixth Avenue and shit like that. Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: got but I have this guy for you. I have
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: a diamond guy for you.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: I'm selling everything I own.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: You're gonna like this dude. He'll get you a deal.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: I'm stripping my life bare and going back to a
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: spartan lifestyle.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: I think that he would gift you something, honestly, Well.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: If that's gonna happen, I'm interested.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: He might gift you something. He was looking at gift
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Dave something. I need to get him in front of
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Dave so we can gift him.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: You told him that you were who worked at barstool.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: I had to for the deal of course, and uh,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: he broke. He probably gift you. He would gift half
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: of you something.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: That's fine with me.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he give you half a gift.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: I'll stop by, I'll stop buy Moses.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Is it Moses, it's not Moses, it's a different brother, Clarte.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: N I'll stop buy. I'll say what's up to Clarte?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Hi d company?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know where you're supposed to actually buy jewelry exactly.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: It's so stressful as a dude. I also have given
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: up trying to buy a present that I think someone
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: will like, I'm just going to take you shopping for yourself.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking frustrated any holiday, stressing out being like
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: maybe you'll like this, maybe not just fucking buy buy
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: what you want to?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cash cash. Do you think given cash to an
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: adult is kosher?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm always down for cash personally, but I
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: could see you like not wanting to get cash.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Whenever I was usually if you're like loaded. Whenever i'd
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: hear parents giving their kid cash, I was like, I
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: think that's super lazy. Oh yeah, but now it's like,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: if that's what they want.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 6: Cash is king?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean Yeah, it's better than getting something that
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: you're not gonna want or not gonna use.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: Ever.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: But also at the same time, like obviously there's no
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: thought going into cash, yeah, other than just how much
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: money should we give?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And it always seems like a little bit too little,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: doesn't it. Of course, I don't know, you can't tell.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Went out to Delaware this past weekend, was sick.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: We went to the Delaware.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: I went to Delaware.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: Oh, the Delaware, the Delaware River, and.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Right away my mother in law hit me with some
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: some mom Donnie talks. Oh, she was just desperate to
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: hit to talk mom Donnie. How's the city?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: You okay?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: Are you guys holding up?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: I would have to. I had to explain that, like
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: New York is like if you're living, if you have
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: a problem with New York, you're not outside in New
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: York right now. No. I think it's like the best
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: vibes that New York has ever had.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: This summer because the Knicks, the Knicks and the World Cup.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: And like it's hot out it's like warm, I don't
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: very hot. I don't know. Even Viking in Last Night
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: just had me charmed by New York. I think that's
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: just like people are furious about New York from Afar. Yeah,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: they're just like fucking mom Donnie.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of people that don't live in
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: New York that think New York is like a full
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: on like war zone.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because that lady of the video of the lady
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: trying to burn down, like the immigration office yesterday just
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: lit the pavement on fire. They're like, fucking mom Donnie.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: I wonder what percentage of people who kind of complained
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: about the threat of Mom Donnie's sort of communist stance
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: even know what why communism is a threat?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: No, I think that's just the way it is.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: I think they view communism as like this dark fucking
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: specter that is going to come in and beat their
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: children up or something.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: And why is it a threat to you? Well, I
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: have my answer, you know.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: I mean I had to ask my smarter friends than
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: me the same question. I was like, I understand why
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: communism was a threat, you know, in the twentieth century,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: with it being sort of the Soviet Union and China
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: all that, but like, why specifically is it so dark
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: right now? And my friends were like, well, it just
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: first of all, it's never worked ever. It is the
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: loss of private property. It's the loss of privacy.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: It's it's also a false and uninstateable like position, like
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: there's no true communism because like within communism becomes like
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: an oligarchy and it's like the property goes to them,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: the good food goes to them. There's like silos of
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: grain in Kazakhstan or whatever, and it's like it's better
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: to be out of it for those people. But it's
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: like it's never actually happened.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: It tends to lead to like the erosion of basic
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: rights and the collect collectivization of media and state nationalization
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: of stuff like that. And I mean that's what I've
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: been told, So I now understand why. Yeah, I don't
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: like my I guess I don't like mom Donnie because
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: I don't want him to take my stuff. I'm trying
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: to sell it. He wants to buy it, I'll sell
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: it if he wants my guitar, but he's not gonna
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: he's not gonna buy my He's gonna take my guitar
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: and give it to that Venezuelan and one yes exactly,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: so that she can play it in the subway and
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: earn a living.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 6: Do you want to see a dollar.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: The people who are pissed off about it are not
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: in New York. And you could tell that because like
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: their criticisms of Mom Donnie are wrong, Like if you
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: wanted to criticize him, criticize them for like all the
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: homeless people that are everywhere. And the promise is that
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: he made about homelessness that didn't come true, that he's
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: like I'm gonna have social workers on every case, Like
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: that would be a more valid criticism. And I think
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: if you talk to people who are outside, that's something
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: that they've noticed, not that like I don't know that
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: someone tried to burn down the immigration.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: Office that should has nothing to do with him, That
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: there's like a looming threat in the city.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that, Uh, but I guess I don't
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: know drives clicks.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, isn't like I don't know, I'm not I'm
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: not super opinionated on it, but like, isn't he doing
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: like a pretty solid job.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. My life hasn't changed it, nobody's life
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: has changed, damn near anybody's life hasn't fucking changed. So, like,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about other than reels you see
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: where they put like dark music behind a Muslim call
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: to prayer and like you're like, oh, well, of course
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: he's got to be a bad guy. Are people people
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: are praying in the streets. People are.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 6: Also like, there's always been immigrants in New York and
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 6: there always will be.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: I can't tell like since Trump has come in with
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: like ice, I cannot tell the difference in the immigrant
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: experience like I can't. I don't see fewer or more immigrants.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 6: Me and my uber driver great had a great convo
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 6: yesterday about the immigration in America.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: It was on the way home.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 6: I was told Roan this all the way home after
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 6: we recorded last night.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 5: Me and my I had a Ukrainian Uber driver who
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: spoke to me the entire trip, the thirty minute drive
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: through Google Translate. He would go like ballistic in Ukrainian
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: or Russian, whatever language it was, huh, and then he
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: would play it on like Siri, and then I would
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: like start talking and be like uh, and then he
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: would like go again and then then play it.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: It was pretty interesting, he said. His the guy's I
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: do was Mexican people should be allowed to work, but
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: they should only be allowed to come for six months
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: and then they have to take themselves home.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he also said like if you're boar harvest,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: yeah exactly. He was like, people need to work, and
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: then he said that yeah, he was just thrown around
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: a bunch of crazy ideas. But he was like, I
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: think it's crazy that, uh, like people that are born
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: in Texas or California, I get like sent back somewhere
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: that they'd never been.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: And I was just like, yeah, I agree. It's like
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: I didn't really have much to add.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: I was kind of just saying, yeah, a bunch Yeah, fuck,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: what was I going to say? And I asked him
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: if he played counter Strike at the end, he's from Ukraine.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: Why did you.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Text round that and not me as well? He didn't
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: text me, he told me here thank god.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was going to say, that's a very interesting
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: and funny story that I think would.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Have even the group chat. Yeah, appealed to my specific.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: It was interesting we went because we started it out
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: with no Google Translate. But I think he kept on
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: saying I wasn't understanding what he was saying, so then
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: he eventually switched. But he was saying he was like,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: he was like, I had a great life in Ukraine
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: before the war.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 6: He was a military Yeah, he was like.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: I was like, he said, he was like very establish,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: had a very good job, was in the military for
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: two years. And he said, now he's here and he
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: said it's awful. He said, he has no he's nothing here.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: Then why did he come because his country is at war?
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes sense, Well.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Can get out if you don't like it, then fucking
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: That's not my take.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: It's like, dude, if your life was great there and
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: you were in the military and now it's under attack, well,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: I think you do not want to go back and fight.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 6: Like he served his time already.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: I'm sure.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: I'm sure they'd let him back. Yeah, yeah, but I
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 6: think no, I don't think he wants to.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: That's totally fair.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: I guess. I don't know.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: I get I get a little uh maybe this is
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: a totally I'm like, dude, if you if you liked
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: your country that much, and you loved your life that much,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: and you were trained to fight in your military and
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: you don't like it here, yeah, wouldn't you rather go
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: back and try to win the war so you can
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: or your life for your home country.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 6: I don't think there's any winning that war.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: Contribute.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know contribute.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: I agree, I mean, but I'm I think he did
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: a fight in the war. He's only lived here for
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: two years. We're getting dinner tonight, We're getting Greek yogurt.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: He's in line.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: Uh did you see that BTS was at that halftime
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: show for the World Cup?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So I didn't realize this, but those guys all
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: went on hiatus because mandatory military terry service in Korea.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they were like at like the peak of there.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: You imagine being in a fucking platoon with those beautiful
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: baby faced boys.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Who are they fighting? Who is Korea at war with her?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: They're not, they air They just have mandatory military service.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: But like, yeah that I mean, bro, they're like the
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: most famous people on earth.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, they had some light ass service for COT.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: They weren't doing shit, ye sitting in the studio ordering
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: people around.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: It's like Derek Zulander when he goes to work in
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: the mines. They're all just like toting their guns around
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: the camps. They're all like tailored.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: Imagine them having to be at like the North Korean border,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: like the military guards that they put there that have
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: to like high step and like puff their chests out
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: to they have a show of strength just by how
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: they stand. It would be a good way to mog
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: the North Koreans.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: I wonder if the North Koreans know about BTS.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: God no, I mean, I'm sure Kim does, Kim Jong,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: but I don't think the citizens definitely have no. Dude,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: they don't even know about Taylor Swift.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: They're too busy celebrating their World Cup. When when North
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Korea finds out that they five O Spain in the final,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: that's some guy walking through the streets.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: BTS in the World Cup.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a dumb question, but like the people
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: that live in North Korea, do they do they hate
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: it or do they like or are they like we're
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: the best?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: It's I think it's a mix. I think they like,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: I think, but we're also the best. Well I think
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: a lot of them are starving.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, depends on who you listen to. If you listen
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: to that uh Bucks and woman that went on Joe Rogan,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: yea that they were all eating rats or whatever, But
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: then everybody said that that lady's lying. So it's like
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: if you're saying the girl who's saying North Korea is bad.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Is lying, and you're saying North Korea is nice, great,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: it's sick there. That's communism, right, I don't know what, yes, yeah,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: North Korea is that's like pretty pure communism.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: And then but it's communism under a dictator, which is
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: often how it happens, right, Yeah, of course.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: It sucks.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: What what is the most functional communist country in the
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: world right now? Is it China? Probably China?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, but China is like it is like like that.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: You can become a billionaire in China if you want. Yeah, yeah, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Cuba, Cuba.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: Is Russia still considered a communist it is, right, I
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: don't know, no longer communist and has operated as a
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: capitalist federation since the collapse of the Soviet Union in
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: nineteenninety one. Well that's really interesting interesting. Look you know what, guys,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna come clean right now. I don't
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: know shit, Yeah, I don't know anything.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know shit. I'm dumb.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: I'm stupid as fuck.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: Of course we're dumb. That's the work, that's what people
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: are signing up for. That's the point of the Sometimes
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: I put on podcasts, and it's like such a dense
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: listen like it's it's annoying for your brain. This podcast
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: is supposed to be like a fact every fifteen minutes
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: and between it might be wrong, absolute fluff.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: I think that I think that I used to think
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: I was smart, and then this podcast made me realize
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: it's way more fun to just not know. Yeah, you
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: talk about them just coast. Yeah, it's a coasting podcast.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: You gotta let go of your expectations. Stop holding us
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: to such a high standard. I don't know where that
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 4: comes from. How many conversations do you need to listen
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: to about fucking diarrhea before you're like, yeah, I'm surprised
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: they didn't know that Russia was a communists.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Way better to be dumb. It's so much better to
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: be dumb. It's fun, man, because when people are smart,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: they're like things that they're entitled to success. Yeah, it's
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: like you're not. You're not entitled to success, and uh,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: you actually are probably dumb. Idunn and Krueger.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: I've reached a point where I am stunned when things
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: go my way professional. Oh yeah, stunned. I'm like that
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: what those people want me? No, surely not. But it's
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: happening less and less because I've really started to coast quick.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: Harry did a Viva a Stool clip any of the
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: stuff about Austin. I don't know.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 6: I didn't see. Oh they did.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 5: What are they saying?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: They said?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: Sasas is cooking? SaaS lays out the evidence top tiers
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Zinger from rowing well, holy.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: Ship, that's got to be the one about me though,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: good gas, good gas. That's got to be that that
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: the take notes Francis because that was so funny.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I can't I can't
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: possibly watch it. I need someone to follow me around
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: and say I'm just a man. After I get a
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: positive retweet from Viva law Stool.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, La, what do you guys?
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: What are you guys doing tomorrow?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: You guys feel so unburdened having admitted that I'm stupid.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so nice?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: What what it like? Yeah, okay, we're all on the
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: same page.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: Let's relaxed, unburdened by what has been stupid. That's Kamala Harris,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: what do you Where are you guys going tomorrow? Aren't
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: like out? Do you know what I mean? Yeah?
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: That's how it feels like final. Dad, I'm stupid, and
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: now all I want is for the audience to be like,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: you know what, we still like you all the same.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: Or your dad being like son, I always I always knew.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: I always knew you were done.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: We always knew.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: Can look how you walk?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'd about to do it ship tomorrow.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: I don't have anything.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: I have a golf shoot with Trent Well that was
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: supposed to be today, but there's gonna be severe, severe thunderstorms.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: He's supposed to be bad.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna do something pretty funny too, but we'll
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: make it happen.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: But apparently the subways are gonna flood. I saw that
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: always flooding there. They were saying, the waters there's never
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: been this clean.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: But I saw people being like, there was like a
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: bustling that was flooded, and people are like, Mom, Donnie,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: you have fucking two years to figure this out before
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: the set rises up against you. Damn in city's going
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: to ship.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 6: He's going to ship.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: Just I think now is the real test. Now that
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: the Knicks is over and the World Cup is over,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: you can't you can't coast Now, Now is the real
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: test it'll be winter. People will be angry.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: He's gonna need the Jets to have a good season
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: or the Giants. Someone's gonna have to play well. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: I can see the Giants being okay.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Can the Yankees going if the Yankees going to run?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: But the Socks are fourteen in a row?
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think won fourteen in a row.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 6: The Red Sox, Yeah, oh my god, they wish us wrecked.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: Oh bad? After Hogdale got hired, Hogdale's turning up that he.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 6: Don't being on them. Yeah, Hogdale, it's a winning team.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: He's great and aggregate, Wow, we want twenty we're going
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: for twenty twenty.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: What's the record twenty three for the athletics?
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 6: I thought it was twenty?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: Is it twenty?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 6: I don't know if anyone's ever broke twenty.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: Six for the Giants? Nineteen sixteen, Cleveland Indians for twenty
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: two Oakland A's had.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 6: Oh it was twenty So why was the Oakland A's
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 6: thing so.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Because it's modern era.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: In nineteen sixteen, twenty seventeen, twenty seventeen, Indian Indians had
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: had twenty two.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: Oh so that oh that was after we need.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: And they took that.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 6: They took Jonah Hill from the Indians in the movie.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: Right in years different though he went back. It's probably
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: Hill the whole time.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: I feel like Billy Bean gets a little too much credit,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: but it was really Hill.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: It was Hell.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 6: He just followed the Billy Bean just followed the plant.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: Right, King of the Hill. He just hired the right guy.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and he poached him. He poached him from the Indians.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just because he was nerding out in the office.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: Basically the plot of Jerry maguire. Mhm, Jerry MacGuire shouldn't
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: get any credit. It should be that fucking chipmunk looking woman.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 6: Man, my stomach's going nuts, all right, Yeah, I gotta take.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: A numb great episode, just so so so classic to
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: who we Are. I liked it a lot. I feel
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: unbelievably light of soul.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 6: I'm glad. I'm glad to hear it. I'm so fucking stupid.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 6: I'm very happy to hear that, and I really am.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: I believe it too.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's fine title this episode. We are dumb.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: So anybody that has anything like to say about what
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: we think, it's like, Bro, you're arguing with a dumb person.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: That makes you dumb. We don't think we're right. No, no, no,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: never when you argue with fools or whatever, what's that saying.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: You don't argue with fools because from a difference, no
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: one can tell who's who. So you started arguing with us.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: That makes you dumb, dude.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 4: I was watching it really quick, I watch I started
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: watching this movie called dead Man's Wire on Netflix. Yes,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: it's pretty good so far. I'm only like three quarters
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: of the way. I think it's based on this true
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: story where like a guy Milwaukee, Yeah, it was yea Minneapolis.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: It was like pretty upset that a mortgage loan company
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: had he had gotten a mortgage, hadn't paid his you know,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: interest on times, so they like kind of he believes
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: that they made it impossible for him to succeed and
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: like fucked him over. So he walks into the office
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: with a gun and he meets with the son of
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: the founder of the firm and in his office, and
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: he pulls a gun on him and like rigs this
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: contraption that it's like a shotgun rigged to a wire
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: where if he moves or anyone tries to like take
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: the gun away or whatever, it'll blow the guy's head off. Yeah,
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 4: takes him hostage, brings him home, and tries to start
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: issuing all these demands.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: Is this the wait?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: Is this the movie where about like the guy that's
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: like on the stock broking like TV show he gets
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: similar to that.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 6: He gets on he calls the radio host. I feel
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 6: like there's another movie.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, unless it's the same movie that I'm thinking of.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: And then the reason I bring this up is that
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: the radio host he's talking to him and and he's
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: put The radio host has played by Coleman Domingo, who's great,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: and he says, holding on to anger against someone is
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was such a bar.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's poetic.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: I'd never heard that. I think it's from Hinduism or
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: something like that. But that really stuck with me. And
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: I think someone said that to me before, but I
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: forgot it. But I thought that was a good that's
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 4: even holding onto anger. Oh, I'm never without it.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah, you gotta. Yeah, you got a concealed
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: carry for your anger.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 4: I have drunk quite a lot of poison. No one
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: else has died and wondered at the continued health of
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: my enemies.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The funniest thing about that movie, and actually the
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: ending is amazing. I had to spoil it. No no, no,
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: no no no. I'm going to kind of finish it tonight.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 6: I'm going to watch it right when I get home
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 6: because the dad finished a movie.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: The dad is like, have you gotten the part where
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: they talk to the dad and he's like like, you'll
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: figure it out.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It's al Pacino, right, He's.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: Got a gun to his head and he's like, we
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: can't negotiate with this. Chinos in it back man, yeah
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: coackman Jones.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm definitely watching it.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, I gotta go to this thing, all right, good luck.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 5: We'll see you guys next week.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 6: Goodbye.