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OK, this one is a bit long so I'm going to just run through
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it. OK, it's from are.
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You going to read all that? No, no, just this.
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Oh my God, it's OK. I'm going to read it really
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fast. It's from TripAdvisor.
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It says Eiffel Tower. More like Awful Tower it came
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from. It came from an article and it
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was like a whole bunch of different landmarks and stuff.
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But the title for that part of that article.
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It's so rude how the French don't speak English.
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Brian, I feel like shit. I'm just getting over feeling
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like shit. I don't know if you can hear it.
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Can you hear? And I feel great.
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You're the only one who made it away from that Florida trip
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without getting sick. It's almost like I never went on
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a trip. I even brought I got people sick
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here from the sickness I brought back.
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Fucking ran. Ran through US.
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Not me. It's hitting me now, but I
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haven't slept. I think in the past 72 hours I
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had slept for six hours total. Yeah, that, that doesn't sound
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very good at all, no. I got sick the day we got back,
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like Friday. I felt it and I was like, damn,
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that sucks. Like I know what's coming
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because. Your mom got sick a whole last
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week before we. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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Like I knew what was coming. Yeah, that stinks.
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So I was like, fuck, I know what's common.
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And then I went to work with like during the worst day of it
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and I knew exactly which days were going to be the worst
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because I just watched her go through it.
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And as soon as I got sick I was like, fuck, I'm going to have to
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drive 2 hours at like 7:00 in the morning or something.
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I don't even know. You never explained what
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happened last week. Oh yeah.
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They're like last Monday, so not even like what happened this
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weekend, but the weekend before, the one that you had like a
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whole last notes. Speaking of last week's episode,
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welcome back guys, episode 33 of the Thanks Hated It podcast.
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We're talking about the weekly wrap up.
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We've got a special segment 3/4 of the way through.
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It's very good. I really like it.
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And then I've got just 20 minutes a rage bait coming your
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way. Classic.
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Yeah, I spent a good 30 minutes just crafting this one, but
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still sick. I think we got back.
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We might have had we might have had a week.
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No, because when it, when we got back, the day we got back on the
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Friday, the week before I got sick, I had to work that day.
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That's what I was saying. And then I worked the Friday
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that we got back, so didn't didn't rest at all.
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Drove forever from Florida back up here.
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Went to Columbia. Went to Columbia.
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On Friday I. Went to Columbia, worked 8
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hours, drove back and then. I couldn't go to sleep.
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I couldn't sleep because I don't sleep anyways unless I take
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medication to sleep. So I went ahead and didn't take
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medication because the last time I took medication to sleep, I
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slept through my show. I didn't go to work, I just
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couldn't wake up. I'd literally had like 12 alarms
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and all of them had a notification on my phone that
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said hey, we played your alarm for the like allotted time and
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we turned it off after the allotted time because you never
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you never hit the button. So we just turned it off.
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So it rang for like an hour and a half and I never woke up once.
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So didn't take sleeping meds, couldn't sleep Friday night,
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stayed up, just didn't go to sleep.
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Just stayed up. Drove 3 hours and 45 minutes.
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Worked a whole show, drove. Banana Pudding Fest.
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Yes, Banana Pudding Festival, which is fucking dope.
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If you get a chance, go don't work there.
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It sucks to work there, but if you get a chance to go and enjoy
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the actual like festival, do that.
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It's awesome. Apparently that's a regionals
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thing. And then the person who wins
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from each state goes to I think Tennessee is the National banana
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Pudding Festival. Hell yeah.
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And you literally get ranked like the best banana pudding in
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the US, which is fucking nuts. So really cool show.
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Junior wrangling was pretty cool.
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Like little kids hog tying cows. That was pretty dope.
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And then they had the vintage tractor parade like 1927 Massey
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Ferguson's fully restored, restored and they had like 10 of
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them and they were a bunch of different kinds.
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And it was it was dope as fuck, but didn't sleep, ran the whole
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show, drove back. And I mean I literally.
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Only slept for like an hour. You had to leave at four or
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five. It was like 3 in the morning.
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Yeah 330I was out the door, didn't sleep at all, ran the
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show, came back, went and ran another show the next day after
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I got like 8 hours I think maybe I don't even remember, but just
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kind of recouped through the week and then by by Friday
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night. We got a package.
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I could tell I was sick and then Saturday at 1:00 I was like oh
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shit, I know exactly what's about to happen.
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And then 1:00 AM no, Friday at 1:00 I was like fuck, I'm
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screwed. And then Saturday at 1 AMI was
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like Oh no, like I'm I'm fully aware 12 hours has passed.
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I'm fucked. So I I might have got 30 minutes
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to sleep and did it again, went right back, ran another show,
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drove 2 1/2 hours on 30 minutes of sleep, ran the show for the
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the six hours that it needed. I did all that to get one.
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One lead. Not ten, not 30.
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I got one. I was irate.
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As you should be. That's ridiculous.
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That was my that was my week. And then sick as.
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Fuck. And then he slept for literally
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like a whole 24 hours on Sunday. I literally slept from like 9:00
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PM to 9:00 PM the next day. I didn't go near him.
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I was like, I'm not going to get sick.
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I don't want to deal with it. And then literally like
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yesterday, well, I felt like my throat was scratchy like the
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whole entire time. But I was like, Nope, I'm not
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sick. I'm fine.
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And then now like I just feel like death.
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But I also ate cheese so that might be a thing too that.
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Doesn't help anything. No.
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Found out she's 100% lactose intolerant without question.
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I literally watched it happen. She literally ate cheese in like
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30 minutes later she's like I'm going to die.
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Like it was that fast like it was crazy.
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You know how people say that? Like you can catch the gay?
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Can you catch the lactose intolerance?
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I I think it's a matter of your upbringing and how you were
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taught to tolerate lactose. I was perfectly fine until I was
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dating asshole and then after I dated asshole I.
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Became lactose too. Oh, he was the worst.
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Like he would tell me like don't give me cheese, and then he'd
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order things with cheese and then he's like, I'm immediately
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going to the bathroom, but I'm not making this bathroom.
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Many curds. Oh.
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My God. I just, I love how I love how my
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joke just went right over your guys's heads and you just kind
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of kept rolling. What was the joke it?
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Was you're not funnier than Tim? It was how you you were brought
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up and taught how to be tolerant of lactose.
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Yeah, I honestly completely agreed with you.
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Did not take it as a joke. I was like, you're 100% right.
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Yeah. It was a racism.
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Joke it was. A racism joke?
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Come on people, let's. I completely agreed.
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Well, I'm not racist you asshole.
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I don't see colors. OK.
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I'm so upset, so upset. You brought that up now and I
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can't talk about what I want to talk about later.
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I will come back to this. I'll do a call back.
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It's so fucking funny. Let's call back so funny.
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Let's call back racism, love. It it's literally a racist fall
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back. And cancelled.
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And I might be able to pile on to that 'cause I have some
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stories from. This fucking.
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Crime from Uber? Not necessarily.
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It wasn't necessarily. Racist things from but wow it
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wasn't. They weren't necessarily racist,
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but it was. Well, guys, it was nice.
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It was nice being in your ears. We're done.
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We will be the last fucking. We're not the ones committing
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the racism, we're talking about how dumb it was for them to
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commit the racism, OK? Well, it was nice knowing y'all.
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Well, besides that. Besides that, I did a thing this
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week that kind of ruined the whole week for me in the best
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way possible. He got a girlfriend y'all?
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No, no. I bought something.
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Is that a Game Boy? It's a retro game.
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That's a motherfucking Game Boy. Pretty much, yeah.
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So it's got Game Boy games or Game Boy Color Advance, Nintendo
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NES, PlayStation One games like this, this.
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I've been playing some some Pokémon some Kingdom Hearts on
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there like reliving childhood. That was the first thing I did
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with my emulator. I was like, I have to replay all
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of yellow. It's I've got to do it.
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I've got to do everything I did before.
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I've got to get to Canto. We were talking about it the
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other day. The other day.
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Her brother was talking about how much he likes Pokémon and
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I'm like he he doesn't even understand the struggle of
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Palatown so he can shut the fuck up like.
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Nephew. Nephew.
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Yeah, so that's what I bought and have been loving it.
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It's amazing. What do you hook into it?
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Because I saw the back. What do you mean hook into it
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with that? Oh I thought it was literally
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like a Game Boy like. No no, it's it's all done
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through a micro SD card so all of the ROMs are put.
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On to it SD. Do you have the original book
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light? Do you remember that?
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I I did not have it growing up, but I do remember I I stole it
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from a friend for a while and used it.
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So good. Yeah, fans do.
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I play Zelda. I've got I've got Zelda on this
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too, yeah. I don't think I ever played
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anything that I can really remember, like racing games,
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racist games. Oh my God.
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Well, back then it was. You literally could play like
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Aladdin and it was fucked up anyway.
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Hydro Thunder. Oh yeah, Hydro Thunder was my
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shit dude. I literally would go down to the
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Daytona Pier like the Jersey Shore and play at the arcade and
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like sit down and play real arcade console Hydro Thunder.
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Like I, I fucking love that shit.
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Mine was like back in the day it was Pokémon and Zelda on my
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green gameboy color obviously. I declare 1.
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And then as I got older, I was playing the original Doom Dom.
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What was it, 1998 or something like that?
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This can play it. I did the same exact thing with
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my my dad, the same thing that you did.
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I literally played doom on a 98 opaque like monitor.
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Like I remember it vividly. Think we did Doom 3 and then we
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played Unreal Tournament. That's what I got into next,
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right behind you. I can't remember which one, but
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it was the one with like the two towers.
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And then you would do like, I know it's like 2 towers on
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either side and then you have like this bridge in the middle.
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And we would always play capture the flag.
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That's Halo. No, I mean I don't.
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Know. And then we really got into
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Champions of Norath, 1-2 and three.
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I think the third one was the best one 'cause you could pick
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whether you wanted to be like angels or demons and we always
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pick demons and that was on PS3. Fucking nerds.
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And then I started playing the Sonic Sonic the Hedgehog game
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I've downloaded. Sonic Games.
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Not like the original 1, so when I.
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Played the original on Genesis. On the Sega, you did.
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I still, I still have the Sega. It's under the bed.
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And that's what I would play like as a kid by myself.
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I remember that vividly. And I played the original Sonic,
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but the one I played on PS. Ryan Ryan was old enough to wait
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in line for that one to come out.
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But the one that I played, it was really cool because you
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could like you could do a trio, so you would play as Sonic,
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Knuckles and. Yeah.
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Tails and then you would also be able to play like their dark
15:18
versions and then you would play like an alligator, a pink one
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and like something else. It was really freaking cool.
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And that one was my favorite game to play.
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Saw saw by myself. I don't know what word I'm
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thinking about solitude. We're both so fucking brain
15:36
dead. I'm so sick and she's just been
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she's just been tired as fuck for.
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Like 2 days swear to God I've been delusional as fuck and
15:45
loopy and. Like take a pregnancy test.
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I have a bunch of them, did you know?
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None of them take. Walgreens you can buy like a
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pack of like the little strips for like 8 bucks and there's
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like 24 of them and then it gives you like a silicone cup
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that you can pee in. Do they work?
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I don't know. Not find out?
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Not good. I'll take another one.
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She's got 24 negative test 8 months along.
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Oh God, don't say that. Knock on fucking.
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Wood, get a new test. There's the reason they were $8.
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I did have cramps last week and I still haven't blood yet so.
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I'm trying to get her to do blood tests once a week.
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Those are the worst. You'll know.
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Yeah, I will. Damn near killed you last time.
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We're not talking about that. This is the not the trauma
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version. Things for the memories.
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That will be our my or our next podcast.
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We do, but I'm not mentally prepared for it.
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I. Still can't do it.
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Like I'm not talking about it to strangers.
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I think, I think we've talked about it in previous episodes.
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We I still haven't put it together.
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There's a dead bug. Yeah, that'll be coming.
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That'll be a spin off. Version yes, but my mental
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health is not knowing. My mental health is not up to
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par to even begin like weekly, biweekly, or even monthly.
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Going deep into those topics. But I would love to get my
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stories out because holy fuck we'll have to.
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Get the colon. Yes, that'd be fun.
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I was going to say me and her can do it if she wants to.
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I'm sure she would. Yeah, I'm trying to find a time.
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Where she can she can come on this this episode or on this yes
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so. Bring Isabel too.
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Sober. Sober.
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Isabel. No.
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Speaking of which, I have no fucking idea how long it's been.
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I'm not going to look, I don't care.
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But it's been at least. I'm going to look.
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Four months at at the very least.
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I know it's been four months, so that's something.
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That's awesome. My, my entire Facebook reels
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have been different bartenders making classic cocktails in new
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ways. So I'm like, cool.
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I'm I'm glad that I know. When to send us to Yeah.
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Fantastic. Send it to me, I need something
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to FAP to. Oh my God, he's adding
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grenadine. Oh my God, it's a pink old
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fashioned with. God, it's an orange twist.
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Look at the zest. Oh zest it real good.
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It's a Zazzerac rimming. All.
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Right, We got, we got to stop talking about it.
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I'm actually getting freaked out.
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We got to stop talking about it. 102 days.
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I saw my eyes get wide. It's been 102 days, 2448 hours,
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146,880 minutes and 8,000,800 twelve 800 seconds 99.
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Red balloons, God damn it. 812,000 Sorry.
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It has not been fun or easy or exciting.
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It still sucks. I can't do this day.
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It still sucks. 12 days to the day.
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I picked I picked up a pre roll this morning because I was like
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afternoon I need a drink. Afternoon.
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It wasn't in the morning I. Literally picked up a pre roll
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this morning. I was like, if I she asked,
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she's like, why do you need a pre roll?
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It's like, 'cause I can't fucking drink.
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Like out loud. I was like, I can't do this
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today. Yeah.
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We were trying to keep me awake and went to go get dog food, got
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breakfast or lunch or whatever you want to call it.
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There's this place when you come up here.
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Ryan, we have to go. Sandwiches.
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Have to go. It's so good.
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It's like if Jason's deli and Panera made a baby but actually
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made really good fucking food. Like the the host came to the
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table afterwards and just talked.
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To us. Just hung out.
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Just grabbed our tray and was like hi, how are you guys?
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Where are you from? Like just hung the fuck out.
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I was like, dope. And then she was like, we were
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talking about how it was like really good and I'd never been
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there before. Mcallister's Deli is what it's
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called. Mcallister's.
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Fun. Fact.
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I know that place. McAllister is my dad's mom's
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maiden name. Brothers, sisters, cousins,
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roommate. Pretty much, yeah.
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So. They're the side of the family
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that owned half of the lake around Kissimmee No or
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Okeechobee. No, it was in like Ormond Beach
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area. That's right.
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Yeah, so there's literally like a McAllister Dr. And that's
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where they lived. Oh, there's a million of them.
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Mcalister's. Yup.
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Yeah, it's a massive Mcalister's.
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I didn't know that. Favorite restaurant?
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It's a massive. Fucking good.
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Holy shit there's like hundreds of locations in Texas alone.
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There's some in Florida too. I had no idea.
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Yeah, there's a bunch in Illinois and all over the place.
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Yeah, they're they're. Big.
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I've never been to 1. I thought it was a little shop.
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Dude, they're freaking good for a change.
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Yeah, yeah, they're fantastic for a chain I.
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Think there's one in Daytona or not?
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Gibbson, Ton. I could have sworn.
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Fucking Pembroke Pines again. Maybe that's where I saw it, but
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I did see one. Yeah bro it was fucking amazing.
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It was I got. So apparently you can get like a
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2 Fer. You get a half sandwich, half
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half soup, half potato or half salad.
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I got the Memphian, bro. It's roast beef, Turkey and ham.
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You know she likes that roast beef.
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Hell yeah I do. It's delicious and then it comes
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with like a like a baby spring mix and then some sort of
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cheese, which is why I'm all messed up.
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That cheese was fucking banging though.
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Like I'll. Say Wiggle.
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No, it was either provolone or Swiss, but I added avocado to
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it, bro. I took one bite of it and I was
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like, you have to eat this. And he's like, no, I'm good.
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I'm like no, seriously, you have to try this sandwich.
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And it was fucking amazing. Yeah, my, I popped in on my
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grandma and great aunt one one day several years ago and got
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them as they were like trying to plan what they were going to go
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eat for lunch. I knocked on the door and my
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grandma was like, I wasn't expecting to see you because I,
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I was living here in Florida now.
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So like I, I don't get to really see them all that much, but
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she's like, we're about to go. I think they had decided on
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Arby's. I was like, I'm good.
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I want to hang out with you guys.
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Like I'm here to, to see you guys.
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So but then Grandma was like, let's go to Mcalister's instead.
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All right. We have the meats, we have the
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chicken. No, it's so fucking good.
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And they have, they have so many different options too.
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And like you can get on their reward system, bro.
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I think she gave me a fucking discount too because like when
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we, when I first went to check out, she was like, oh, it's like
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$27.00 or something like that. And then by the end of it, it
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was like 24 or $22.00. I was like, hell yeah.
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Yeah, but Mcallister's is what Panera used to be before Panera.
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Went full. Blown.
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Oh yeah, Panera used to be fantastic but they went full
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blown corporate and their recipes got.
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Jesus. Worse and worse and worse and
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the prices got way, way higher and I just don't go anymore.
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It used to be fantastic, but no Mcallister's.
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Is I used to I used to work at Panera.
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I don't know if every single one is like this but PSA for people
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who do eat Panera always get plastic spoons, forks and knives
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because they don't wash them properly and then always make
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sure you're watching them make your food because I had I swear
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to God. I'm not saying it as like it was
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actually me. It wasn't fucking me.
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I witnessed. I witnessed 2 girls.
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They came in drunk and high one time and they literally went to
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go get a sandwich from the No they they got a sandwich from
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the Panini from the Panini press and dropped it on the floor and
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then put it on the person's plate.
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I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
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Also, their soup is not fresh. Just so you guys know, it comes
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from a freezer. And if you don't eat the soup,
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like if we don't finish all the soups at the end of the night,
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we bag them up and we put them in the freezer and then thaw
25:47
them out again the next morning. To be fair, that's not entirely
25:51
unheard of in the restaurant industry.
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No, I know that, but I'm just saying like a lot of.
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Yeah, when they when they come pre packaged as frozen soup and
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not made it does make a difference it it really does.
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But yeah, the freezing is not unheard of in the restaurant
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industry. I will say the soup does.
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Only do well like that. It does.
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It does. But I'm just saying like a lot
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of people think like we used to like cook it in the back.
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I think you did. Panera used to be used to, but
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now it's used to. It's the same as all of them,
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yeah. So the only good thing about
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Panera that I will still, if they still do it, like to this
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day, I'm like. Fantastic.
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Shut up. They're Red Bulls.
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We'll talk about that in a second.
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They're. Red Bulls.
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So any, any bread or pay, it fucked me up.
26:42
I just started thinking about when that happened whenever,
26:48
like at the end of the night, if there's still a bunch of
26:50
pastries and shit. First of all, the manager that I
26:54
had, like every manager that we had would ask if the employees
26:58
wanted to take home any pastries free of charge.
27:02
Like didn't have to buy it or anything like that.
27:05
So cinnamon rolls and brownies were like my whole entire life
27:09
as an 18 year old in college. Made her thick.
27:12
No, but the rest of the bread and the rest of the pastries,
27:18
they all got bagged up and I think it was either sent to like
27:22
homeless places or people who couldn't like afford food and
27:27
they just gave them that. So bad laughing at what you just
27:31
said but. I was.
27:32
Still laughing. Thick with three.
27:37
Oh, thick. The brownies made her thick and
27:41
then you were like, and then we gave food to the homeless and
27:43
I'm still laughing. You're the worst.
27:47
Can we not time stamp? There you go.
27:51
Speaking of which, do I sound sexier or not with this cold?
27:56
Because I feel like I've got more nasal.
27:59
Smelly cat. Yeah, smelly cat fucking feels.
28:02
Like I don't exactly sound that. Bad.
28:06
That bad hurts. Geez.
28:07
No, no, no, no compared to what she was doing.
28:11
I don't think you sound. That bad?
28:13
Yeah, it's a friends reference. I told you he hates friends.
28:16
I know. We established this.
28:18
He hates that show. Friends, women, friends.
28:21
With no we've officially 100% cleared Ryan on the the anti
28:27
feminism you. Cleared him that.
28:30
Whoever wants to go against it, they can listen to the episode.
28:33
Motherfucker did it in less time than I gave.
28:37
Him, I do have something about this.
28:39
I forgot about this. Let me pull this up.
28:42
Franco Belfoy. You still got to talk about the
28:45
bread bowl, red bowl. Yeah, do the do the bread bowl
28:50
real? Fast.
28:51
Do the bread bowl real fast and I'll pull up what I saw.
28:55
Entertain them real. Quick.
28:57
Quickly. Hurry I'll try to sum it up but
29:01
you can finish it I know I always do.
29:06
So last year for my birthday, on my birthday he took me to go pet
29:11
a highland cow cause highland cows are one of my favorite
29:14
animals and we went like what 2 hours or something like that to
29:19
go see this awesome ranch. Back in Florida.
29:22
Yeah, and it was fucking awesome.
29:25
So hot. We talked about it on the
29:28
podcast. I have completely forgot about
29:29
that. What we didn't fucking tell you
29:32
is we went to this oyster bar in Daytona, coming back home,
29:36
because all I wanted was like cooked oysters.
29:39
I. Don't remember that.
29:40
I do and he goes I'm fucking tired.
29:47
I need a Red Bull the drink and I'm already like a whining or
29:57
something. I don't know.
29:59
I heard bread bowl. So I look at him and I'm like,
30:10
Oh my God, OK, sure, we can get you a bread bowl.
30:15
And we're still at the restaurant finishing up, and
30:21
then next thing I know, we're walking across the street to a
30:25
Dollar General. I was like.
30:27
CVS. Why are we here?
30:28
It was a Dollar General. I was like, why are we here?
30:32
He goes. I'm getting a bread bowl.
30:36
I heard bread bowl. A Dollar General.
30:41
And I look at him and I'm like, what are you getting?
30:46
And he said a bread bowl. And I look at him and I'm like,
30:52
they sell bread bowls now. And he looks me dead in the
30:57
face. And he goes, don't you
31:00
understand context clues or some shit like that?
31:04
I just. Snapped read between the fucking
31:06
lines and listen on my birthday, on my birthday and I just
31:15
immediately shut the fuck. Like I shut down and then I saw
31:19
him get a Red Bull and I was like, oh, and he goes what the
31:28
fuck? And I'm like, bro, it literally
31:30
sounded like you were saying bread bowl the whole entire
31:33
time. He goes you can't understand
31:35
like context clues. Like obviously they don't, they
31:38
don't fucking sell bread bowls here.
31:40
I'm like bro. They don't sell Red Bulls at do
31:44
at. Where was it?
31:46
It was some sort of bar, like an oyster bar.
31:50
Victor said where we went. Oh Dollar General.
31:52
OHK. OK.
31:52
I'm like, I don't think they sell Red Bull at like a dollar
31:56
store, but Dollar General dollar store.
31:59
I know it was dollar. I was like, there's no way.
32:01
The only reason why I know it was Dollar General is because I
32:04
had also asked if you wanted to get condoms and the screaming
32:08
baby and the two people that were like having another
32:11
argument in the fucking aisle set you off too.
32:16
You would think like I would hear a screaming baby and be
32:18
like, let's get a pack of 50. No like he was pissed off that
32:23
me for saying bread bowl I. Don't even know what happened.
32:27
I think it was way too fucking hot that day and I I couldn't
32:30
say Red Bull again without. He, I swear.
32:34
I was like, I'm gonna flip out, let me get a Red Bull and get
32:37
the fuck out. Of here.
32:37
I think he said it like 15 fucking that, like no
32:40
exaggeration, he said it at least like 15 fucking times
32:43
classic. I wasn't about to ask him again.
32:45
Classic And then when we got to Dollar General, I was like, they
32:49
sell bread bowls here and he goes, what the fuck are you
32:52
talking about? I was like, you're looking for
32:54
bread bowl, you're looking for bread bowl.
32:59
You got so mad. And I was just like, all right.
33:02
I think I agreed. I was like, Yep, that's what I'm
33:05
doing. I'm looking for bread bowls.
33:08
Yeah. So holy shit.
33:10
You go back to the Angel Reese thing.
33:14
She got traded. Literally.
33:18
Literally like 2 days ago got traded, I saw it popped through
33:22
and I was like there is no way this is real and I looked it up
33:24
it's totally real the Chicago. Sky that would have been so
33:28
managed to get rid of out of Jersey.
33:30
No, that's literally the first thought I had.
33:32
Thank God I got all those names because I would have been stuck
33:37
with an A jewelry Chicago Sky jersey.
33:42
She got traded literally four days after we recorded that
33:46
episode. That's so funny.
33:48
God, that's good. So.
33:49
The trade was is. That out yet, huh?
33:52
No, no. OK, so they have no idea what
33:55
we're talking about. Well, they will.
33:56
They will. Yeah, they.
33:58
Will. OK, because it comes out before
33:59
this episode, but yeah. As we're sitting.
34:02
Right here. Yeah.
34:03
So Angel Reese. That's right, got.
34:05
Traded. To Atlanta and Atlanta got a
34:12
second round pick swap with Chicago.
34:15
So they just moved up in the draft order and the Chicago Sky
34:19
got two first round picks, one for 20271 for 2028.
34:25
All of these because they they're saying that the Chicago
34:29
Sky got an F grade and Atlanta got an A+ grade.
34:33
In the Sporting News post on Facebook, every last comment on
34:40
this is saying no, Chicago definitely won that trade.
34:44
Those two first round picks will actually be able to make a
34:46
layup. Chicago is the winner in this
34:52
trade. Whoever those two picks are
34:54
going to be, we'll make layups. Angel Reese's guaranteed.
34:59
I think you'll actually, I think y'all accidentally switched the
35:03
grades on this graphic. Locker room cancer gone.
35:08
Cardoza and the sky are going to flourish.
35:11
Now. Angel will be riding the bench
35:13
in a 3500 seat arena. Like, oh.
35:16
My God, it's. Taking it how is Angel Reese
35:20
making the dream contenders? Were they 1 rebounder and a
35:24
defender away? So it's just oh, and here's
35:33
here's the last one I'm going to say Chicago's shooting
35:35
percentage just doubled with this trade.
35:39
All I've got to say, she's ask. The ball player.
35:41
Yes, yes. Oh.
35:43
OK. I mean WNBA.
35:47
And I, I would, I would even say that she is bottom tier of the
35:52
WNBA just. I'm so sorry they're they're
35:56
mean to you, Angel, if you're listening to this.
35:59
She's not. We're the one who said she's too
36:02
busy. I don't know.
36:05
I don't know sports. She's too busy spending her 7500
36:12
or 75,000 dollar salary on private chefs to actually worry.
36:19
Band is now This is the third episode in a row where we've
36:25
said her name more than once, so.
36:29
She lives in her head rent free. Me.
36:32
I I was just bringing it up because she got traded and I
36:35
thought it was hilarious. I'm just saying I.
36:37
Almost had to buy a jersey that was instantly useless after
36:43
purchase. Like an instant.
36:45
So good, so funny. So.
36:51
I also have one other thing doesn't apply to this, but if
36:55
you have something that doesn't apply to the next segment, this
36:59
goes directly into that next segment.
37:02
So while looking for my bit for the segment, I stumbled across
37:09
something else. Kind of an offshoot kind of
37:12
sports kind of this, kind of not, but it kind of lays into
37:16
this here. I'll give you like 3 or 4 of
37:18
them and then we'll move on. OK.
37:21
What separates a good team from a great team?
37:27
Magic. The Wisconsin, Illinois border.
37:35
Yep. Why?
37:36
How do you confuse a Southern Illinois student?
37:42
How? You can't.
37:45
They were born that way. No, that's fair.
37:47
No, that's 100% fair. They're it is.
37:51
It is. What?
37:52
The biggest party school in Illinois for a reason.
37:56
What were you? Will you never hear a Northern
37:59
Illinois grad say? What?
38:05
I have reviewed your application.
38:09
It fair. Fair.
38:13
What is the definition of safe sex down in Illinois?
38:17
Oh God. Put a bag on her head.
38:21
Placing signs on the animals that kick.
38:24
Oh my. God, his face, His face.
38:32
I hate that one. Because it's true or it's wrong.
38:40
What signs do you put? In Mississippi.
38:45
Why did Ill and I change their field from grass to artificial
38:50
turf? Illini.
38:53
Fuck off I don't why did they change it from grass to turf?
38:58
Why? To keep the Fighting Illini
39:02
cheerleaders from grazing during halftime, I'm going to throw up
39:09
if. You saw pictures of the
39:12
University of Illinois cheerleader squad.
39:14
You would instantly take that back.
39:17
Most beautiful cheerleaders in the Big 10 by a long shot.
39:22
Why did the Illinois State grad cross the road?
39:28
Why? Better question, why is he out
39:31
of jail? No, that's, that's fair.
39:35
That's fair. Why That's Northern Illinois
39:42
disband its water polo team. This is going to be dumb.
39:48
I already hate this. All the horses, All the horses
39:51
drown. No, that's so good.
39:54
So good. Why is the wave banned in
40:00
Memorial Stadium? Why?
40:06
Two Fighting Illini fans drowned last year.
40:14
That's good. I hate it, but that's good.
40:17
That's all I got. I think there was probably 200
40:20
of those and they never stopped. And I was like, it wasn't even
40:23
what I was looking for, but it was exactly what I needed.
40:27
It wasn't the hero I deserved, but it was the one that I
40:30
needed. Yeah, that's.
40:31
God, it was good. That's so bad.
40:33
So that did that. That leads us into what you were
40:37
going to say before the segment. Yeah, so I was talking with my
40:42
friend Brandon up at the bar, and we were talking about how I
40:48
was looking for one star, Google reviews and everything.
40:53
And he goes, is this kind of like that one comedian that says
40:57
he likes going to countries after they've had a terrorist
41:01
attack because it's a lot cheaper.
41:05
Oh my God no, but I get his point because it is a lot
41:10
cheaper he goes. I wish I would have been alive
41:13
in the 40s to visit Japan. I didn't.
41:18
I didn't laugh. I didn't laugh.
41:21
You did. That's so good.
41:25
So oh. My leading into.
41:27
That the segment. That's it.
41:31
Was nice knowing you all. The segment I have done was we
41:36
have to each find one national or you know, world landmark, go
41:42
to the Google reviews and find the most unhinged one star
41:46
reviews and then decide if they were, you know, speaking truth
41:51
or if they were just dumb. Speaking truth.
41:56
So I have one from Big Ben as an example.
42:01
Let me pull it up here. Hey, I was here yesterday with
42:07
my son, the water stank. I got robbed, a road man ran by
42:12
me with a knife. No police insight.
42:15
I'm from Sweden. This is far for far flight.
42:20
I don't I don't know my rating got hurt.
42:25
My rating got hurt. All of these where I paused
42:30
there was there's a period. So it's like small little like
42:33
segments of this. He is second English speaking.
42:37
I get it. Yeah.
42:38
Yeah, highly recommend High Harley.
42:44
One star. What the fuck?
42:48
Visited on weekday, wait time one hour plus and reservation
42:53
recommended. Not sure so this is what this
42:59
is. The whole purpose of this is to
43:01
find things like this, and then there's another one where I just
43:07
have to throw this in here because it's fantastic, this guy
43:10
says. One star, big clock, no snooze
43:13
button, visited on weekend. Just fantastic.
43:17
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid stupid stupid stupid, stupid
43:23
stupid idiot. God that's so dumb.
43:26
It's. So good.
43:27
I would write that review tomorrow.
43:32
Oops. So I want to go last.
43:34
I don't care who goes first or second, but I have to go last
43:37
because it it goes into stuff. OK, Amber, do you want to start?
43:43
Sure. Now by start do you mean she
43:46
does her thing? She.
43:47
Does her thing I won't freeze or.
43:49
Are you saying you're going to do it?
43:54
So I did the Eiffel Tower. Yes, you did.
44:01
High 5. A few times.
44:04
I did have a couple but they're very short so.
44:08
That's fine. Shut up.
44:11
OK. We got to decide if they are
44:13
speaking the truth. OK, so this one was in October
44:21
20252025 from TripAdvisor. It's Florence.
44:28
The title is frustratingly metally it says too tall, hate
44:34
metal, go plastic hides the sun. I love sun.
44:38
So anger very oh went with stranger, kissed him and was
44:43
pushed off Very Ouch. Kill yourself.
44:50
Another one is I. Don't even care, go hug
44:52
yourself, it's stupid. Another one is from Ava on June
44:57
2023 and it the title is I want to Die.
45:02
Oh, too soon, I just said that. We.
45:06
Just said. That we went, it was horrible, I
45:09
got scammed, didn't even light up.
45:12
Waste of money. I'd rather jump off it than look
45:15
at it again. Oh my God, I was kidding.
45:17
It's a joke. Oh this one was from Cyan under
45:24
score Dev 2011 from the UK in February 2026.
45:30
The title is demolish E like actual word like letter E
45:36
Immediately it was hoe bowl horrible but they put HO EE ABLE
45:47
it was ho ebol. The tower look like a hunk of
45:52
Jung JUNGI. Don't know why this is a wonder
45:57
of the world. It deserves to be demolished
46:00
with an angry face. Oh my God.
46:03
You gotta love it and then. They're all speaking absolute.
46:07
Nonsense. None of them have ever seen
46:10
something like that. It's dope.
46:12
This is a Google review. It was posted a month ago but it
46:16
was visited. It says February 2001.
46:22
This is from Isaac in all caps. This is so I visited not even
46:32
yesterday and this Eiffel Tower is shorter than my grandma's
46:35
Cane cane. Fuck off.
46:39
Jesus Christ, so stupid. So far they're batting nothing
46:47
but the scammers because it lit up for us like it was the best.
46:52
It was so dope. The only problem was the
46:54
scammers. This one was seven years ago
46:57
from Nathaniel. Tried to buy wine from a
47:00
homeless man but he didn't accept credit card.
47:03
Also saw he hid his stash in a manhole.
47:05
Really unsanitary. Honestly, he's got something
47:09
going there. How dare you not accept my
47:12
money? I need wine.
47:13
Like give me my wine in front of the Eiffel Tower.
47:16
This one is from 9 years ago from Jacquam Estevez.
47:21
It said when I visited the Eiffel Tower, despite the long
47:24
queue, it was a it was like a dream came true.
47:27
Me and my wife openly made positive remarks about how
47:30
beautiful France and Paris are. A police officer was nearby and
47:33
arrested us for hate speech. We had to we had to pay a fine
47:38
of £500 and are not allowed to visit France anymore.
47:43
And then I'm. Not gonna lie, it sounds real.
47:47
Yeah, it was 1 and it was really good and now I don't know where
47:52
it went. So the wine comment, the
47:58
scammers and being deported because you said you liked the
48:02
place. Honestly, yeah, that's about
48:04
right. That was the that was the the
48:06
vibe that I got too. We got as much wine as we
48:08
wanted. Boy, we we bought like $3
48:11
bottles of wine and it was better than anything I've drank
48:14
here. OK, this one is a bit long so
48:16
I'm going to just run through it.
48:18
OK, it's from. Are you going to read all that?
48:23
No, no, no, just this. Oh my God, it's OK.
48:25
I'm going to read it really fast.
48:27
It's from TripAdvisor. It says Eiffel Tower.
48:30
More like awful tower. It came from.
48:34
It came from an article and it was like a whole bunch of
48:37
different landmarks and stuff. But the title for that part of
48:42
that article. It's so rude how the French
48:44
don't speak English. They.
48:50
Do they? Absolutely.
48:51
Do this was 2013, it says. As a couple, we were expecting
48:55
visiting this great monument to be one of the highlights of our
48:58
European Tour. Unfortunately, not so.
49:00
The length of the queues were hours long, no toilets insight,
49:03
no seats, confusing signage, and when I asked for directions as
49:06
to which queue I was supposed to be in, I could not understand
49:09
the directions because the ticket operator was too
49:11
impatient to advise me in English.
49:13
Sorry, I don't speak French, possibly because I don't come
49:17
from a French speaking country because I'm a tourist.
49:21
So we just left. We tried twice during our stay
49:24
and it was so poorly organized that I would that I would say
49:28
don't waste your time trying to go up to the tower, there are
49:31
much better things to do. By all means visit and walk
49:34
underneath the Eiffel Tower, but trying to get up was simply a
49:36
joke and a total waste of time. Having traveled nearly 30 to
49:41
nearly 30 different countries both as a tourist and on
49:43
business, I found particularly the tourist.
49:46
Tourist signs in Paris were to be very poor and frankly
49:50
arrogantly French, not catering for English speaking visitors.
49:55
On the positive side, there's a truly fast and fantastic
49:58
fountain to be found. If you walk across the river
50:00
here you can get great views of the tower.
50:03
A word of warning though, there are a large number of African
50:06
gangs trying to sell trinkets on the top of the stairs and they
50:10
will grab your and not let you go until you buy something.
50:12
So try to avoid them. They're a bit scary, but these
50:15
guys were in many countries in Europe during this trip, so we
50:19
had that experience. What I will say is everything in
50:25
the first half, boohoo you rich fucking Whitey shut your mouth
50:31
on your 30 European country tour.
50:34
Go fuck yourself. The last half, everything in the
50:37
last half was dead on. Yeah, even the fountain like we
50:41
went there, it was dope. The the migrants are aggressive
50:44
as fuck. Like it.
50:46
I agree with him wholeheartedly on the end of that thing.
50:48
But the the beginning, go fuck yourself.
50:51
I have one last one, I promise it's really really quick.
50:54
It just, I know it needs to be said because it's funnier as in
50:57
hell, I don't know what the name is because it's just numbers and
51:00
letters. It says all trash.
51:02
Las Vegas better. Donald J Trump forever.
51:09
These people have lost their minds.
51:11
That's. So good.
51:13
Yes, A+ work, clue, A+ work. Sorry, it was more than that,
51:18
but they were all really fucking funny so I had to, yeah.
51:22
So I I went for Gateway Arch in Saint Louis because Saint Louis
51:32
is great except for the crime and the Democrat politicians and
51:39
the crime. Is that in Wisconsin?
51:41
I fucking hate you so much. Which one do you do?
51:45
The Gateway Arch in St. Louis, MO The.
51:49
Gateway Arch. That's the big, the big hoop
51:53
thing that's on the river, the Mississippi River in Saint
51:57
Louis. Just look it up.
51:59
Just it's the gateway to the. West, come on.
52:03
Real real. Sorry, I thought you said world
52:06
monuments like we'd all know what the fuck they were.
52:12
Did you look up something with the name and not the picture?
52:17
Is that what you? What happened?
52:18
This is the one I'll I'll explain later, OK?
52:21
I thought she was showing me the I thought she was showing me the
52:23
arch. She just showed me the name of
52:25
it and I go no, no, he already told me what it was called.
52:28
When I just a quick snippet, when he woke me up, it was like
52:33
5. And he's like, do you have your
52:35
things? And I was like, yeah, they're
52:36
really fucking funny. You know me, I don't read what
52:39
you fucking say. So I picked multiple things and
52:42
I found one star reviews of those and one of them is the
52:48
Gateway Arch. Yep.
52:51
So anyways, go ahead. So First off, since Jay doesn't
52:58
seem to understand what the Gateway Arch is in in the
53:03
episode 33 media, I will post a picture of the Gateway Arch.
53:09
OK, I won't look at it. I know you won't.
53:14
So the first one is from Carter J Not tall enough.
53:18
Maybe just rebuild the entire thing from scratch.
53:21
Quite an embarrassing thing to look at.
53:24
I disagree. That's very good.
53:26
That's literally the one that I found and I had that.
53:30
Yeah, it's like what? OK, sure.
53:35
Now. I'm getting it back to these
53:37
these reviews since I had that pulled up elsewhere.
53:41
Yeah, I'm not going to read the full ones of some of these
53:44
because it's I. Did the same.
53:47
I'm doing the first like little bit.
53:49
I'm not doing the fucking little bit.
53:50
Yeah, these people, Oh my God. They write like paragraphs and
53:54
books on these. I'm like nobody.
53:56
I'm reading that bud. I've the rest of it is exactly
53:59
what you posted in the review or the, the, you know, summary
54:04
section of the first paragraph. You know, like you, you said the
54:07
same thing over and over again with more words.
54:09
Yeah. So Troy said the height of it
54:13
was really high and I didn't want to go up there and have an
54:16
experience of my life. And it goes in zigzags just to
54:20
get to the top. What?
54:27
What? One perfect.
54:28
What? He said I didn't want to go up
54:32
there and have the experience of my life.
54:35
Like OK, what one started showing you do have to get
54:40
packed in. Like if you said something about
54:42
getting packed in like 12 people into one of these tiny ass
54:45
elevators, sure, I understand that.
54:47
But it you got a little bit of a staircase zigzag, but not crazy,
54:54
you know. You went, you went to one of the
54:56
tallest structures in the continental States and you said,
55:00
oh, it's too high. That would be.
55:01
I don't want. To go walking.
55:04
That would be me. Dickhead.
55:09
OK, so this is from Jared. This is one that I will be
55:12
reading just the first paragraph because the rest of it is the
55:15
same. We paid full price for tickets
55:18
only to reach the top and find that the entire view was
55:22
completely obscured by fog. All that was visible were
55:26
clouds, and at no point were we informed ahead of time that this
55:30
would be the case. First off, do you not have to
55:33
get fucking? Eyeballs.
55:35
That's exactly what I was saying.
55:37
You have to walk. The fuck?
55:39
If you can't see the top you're not going to see anything else.
55:42
Like I hate people so much. I love it.
55:47
I wasn't informed. There was fog You you didn't
55:49
look up at the arch and didn't see the top.
55:52
Like what do you mean what? I love when Ryan gets.
55:56
Mad he's. Wrong.
55:57
Not at me. I love how the matter he gets
56:00
the more his trap door on his attic peaks open.
56:03
You see that? Oh my God, yeah, that's creepy.
56:09
I told you not to come down. I should just fucking slam, Oh
56:15
my God. It's just Tim, did your lights
56:18
just go full blast? Did you just?
56:23
Yell at the spirit in the attic and your lights went full blast.
56:27
No, it was. It was because I turned away.
56:29
The camera readjusted to me. Sure it did.
56:35
Back on track. Oh my God.
56:37
You're talking about the bean. Pussy beans no.
56:43
Government shutdown caused a nice trip to be wasted trip.
56:47
The arch is closed due to our government visited on weekend.
56:53
It's a National Park, what did you expect?
56:57
Vote Libertarian. I don't know what to tell you.
57:01
Dick, So a lot of these are just wrong.
57:07
Just. Wrong.
57:07
SO my experience with the arch is going up to the arch a life
57:14
changing experience that you can never get ever again.
57:18
No. Go climb the Sears Tower in
57:21
Chicago, Go climb the Empire State Building.
57:23
You're going to get up to that height or higher and get a
57:27
similar view, you know, with different, you know, looking out
57:33
points, but you you're going to get the same height feeling only
57:37
you're inside of basically a triangle in the arch and you can
57:44
feel the floor sloping down away from you.
57:47
It's it's that's cool. No, no, it's not the museum.
57:53
That's. The museum that's underneath the
57:57
arch grounds. So basically to get up into the
58:00
arch you actually have to go down into the museum, which is
58:04
underground. The museum is awesome.
58:07
They've got, you know, interactive exhibits, all of
58:10
this stuff. It's like 3 stories underground.
58:13
It's wonderful. It's a awesome thing.
58:17
Totally worth the visit. If you're afraid of heights like
58:20
Amber is, you don't have to go up to the arch to get the
58:23
experience. There's pictures in the museum,
58:26
like the guy that said that the view was completely obscured by
58:31
fog. He's like, why can't we have
58:33
pictures to see what the museum has?
58:36
Those pictures. There are views from the
58:39
construction. People in the 60s like doing the
58:43
work and taking pictures out over the city of Saint Louis.
58:47
Like there's tons of images that you can see.
58:52
That was the same for the Eiffel Tower, too.
58:55
It's like, well, we didn't go up like you said because I'm
58:58
deathly afraid of heights. And it was just like crazy
59:01
pants. You're like, it's fenced around
59:04
so you can't even like really see anything but.
59:07
This was not a review. This was actually Amber.
59:09
This did not go up. Yeah.
59:11
This is, yeah, that's totally us.
59:12
But where we were sorry for that, where we were in our
59:19
little Airbnb, it was so much prettier to view it from afar
59:25
than it was when we were there close to it.
59:29
So it's kind of the same like you said.
59:32
No big deal we just had a top floor villa view of the light
59:36
lit up Eiffel Tower. It's, I mean, it's no big deal
59:40
MBDD you're so. Pretty.
59:43
Yeah, and how was paying it off? I didn't.
59:49
I actively changed my phone number.
59:53
There were the lights all. Right, Jay, you're up.
59:58
So you said world landmarks and I was like, cool.
1:00:04
So I, I was like, I'll do the one that means the most to all
1:00:09
of us, the whole world. It means the most to everybody
1:00:12
because the world started July 4th, 1776.
1:00:17
It's. It's the 9/11, the 9/11
1:00:23
memorial. Good.
1:00:27
Do you know there are no one star reviews for the 9/11
1:00:30
memorial? Not really, not one.
1:00:34
Interesting. I don't know why not one?
1:00:36
Do you know the next one? I did just to rage bait you.
1:00:41
What? The bean, the bean OK.
1:00:46
Do you know what also for some reason doesn't have any one star
1:00:49
reviews? Bullshit.
1:00:51
It's a giant metallic bean. That thing sucks.
1:00:55
Brother, brother, I looked. Neither one has any reviews, so
1:00:59
I had to find something else. So I chose to go with the Nation
1:01:06
That Matters Landmark, and that's Wrigley Field.
1:01:10
OK, let's hear it. The first review Way too
1:01:17
overrated. Wrigley Field is old, but it's
1:01:19
not even historical, unlike Fenway Park.
1:01:25
The face. I think they were built two
1:01:30
years apart. What?
1:01:32
What are you talking about? Oh no boy on the block
1:01:38
bathrooms. Horrible concourses.
1:01:40
Boringer than a bald man head seating, lots of restricted
1:01:46
views. Sitting out in bleachers is a
1:01:49
sweat. It's SWET so sweet box.
1:01:55
The feud food is trash. Second worst food out of 16
1:02:00
ballparks I've been to. I get the historic parts but
1:02:03
it's just overrated. Was this you?
1:02:06
No. No, I love Wrigley Field.
1:02:09
I hate the Cubs, but I love Wrigley Field.
1:02:12
Wrigley Field one star reviews Why does Gary Cohen still have a
1:02:16
job? You criticize Shaw for going to
1:02:21
You criticize Shaw for going to Kicks funeral Baseball is a
1:02:25
game. Life is not.
1:02:27
I will not be back to Wrigley Tilting Cohen is gone.
1:02:31
There is way better talent out there.
1:02:33
Have that respect. This is not even a review of
1:02:38
Wrigley Field. Like that's the.
1:02:40
One that come up was that. So good.
1:02:43
That's fantastic. A plus.
1:02:46
I approve. I approve of that message.
1:02:53
One star review. Worst baseball experience ever.
1:02:58
Couldn't even see home plate. Watch the game on the stadium
1:03:01
television. Felt I was watching through a
1:03:03
tunnel. Fans are passionate but brutally
1:03:06
loud and inconsiderate to others.
1:03:08
I can agree. Illinois and.
1:03:10
Welcome to Chicago. Yeah, I will never go back to
1:03:13
Wrigley. I will say that the staff was
1:03:15
very friendly and helpful. One star.
1:03:19
So that is part of the charm for me.
1:03:24
I will absolutely be going back and will absolutely be wearing
1:03:28
Cardinals gear there because the jeering makes it so much better.
1:03:33
That's what I I'm glad I I had on a sweatshirt that was just a
1:03:39
University of Illinois sweatshirt when I went with my
1:03:41
brother. And these this young couple and
1:03:44
their two young sons sat behind us and they were talking and I
1:03:52
think, I think I had a red Cardinals hat on, but I had it
1:03:55
turned around yet. And the kid was like, I like
1:03:58
that red. And the dad was like, well, go
1:04:00
ahead and tell him. So he tapped me on the shoulder,
1:04:02
said, I like the red of your hat.
1:04:03
And I turned around and it had the STL on it.
1:04:06
And he goes, Oh, I don't like it anymore.
1:04:07
This is just this like 10 year old kid.
1:04:13
And I was like, oh, you probably won't like my tattoo then
1:04:16
either. And then I took off my my
1:04:18
sweatshirt and I had the Cardinals gear on.
1:04:20
And he goes, Why are you here? A+ kid A + A.
1:04:28
Plus kid, yeah, no, I gave him a high five.
1:04:30
I was like, absolutely. All right, two more.
1:04:35
One's a joke, One is for sure honest review.
1:04:41
You got to decide which is which.
1:04:43
Both are one stars. I came here to wriggle and they
1:04:47
have the nerve to evict me from the premises.
1:04:51
I am simply beside myself, bursting with rage and
1:04:54
indignation. How can you name a place Wriggly
1:04:56
Field and have the gall to shame people who are acting like a
1:05:00
worm on said field? Enlighten me, oh exalted ones.
1:05:05
What would this place otherwise be used for if not to wriggle?
1:05:10
The Hague shall hear about this blatant disregard of human
1:05:14
parentheses. Worm writes one star.
1:05:20
Beautiful. That's 100%.
1:05:24
And I I completely agree with him.
1:05:25
How dare you throw me out for wriggling wriggling.
1:05:27
Fuck, you dare. You exactly.
1:05:29
Especially on the field. What is it Go?
1:05:30
Fuck yourself better or why it's not.
1:05:32
Named after the dealer created the the Gum brand at all.
1:05:35
The Electric Slide. I didn't do the Apache on the
1:05:41
field. I wriggled, Dickhead.
1:05:46
I think that's going to be the opener.
1:05:49
It might have to be, yeah. I think it's going to be the
1:05:52
opener. OK, last one.
1:05:54
One star. You got to tell me which one's
1:05:56
real. Worst team in all of baseball
1:06:00
don't deserve a place in this city. 2016 was a fluke.
1:06:04
Cleveland technically won and MLB had to intervene.
1:06:08
Totally rigged one star. I agree that one's the real one,
1:06:12
and then the the riggle. The riggle was the wriggle was a
1:06:19
real one star review. It's actually on the thing.
1:06:24
I I looked at it, it is actually a one star.
1:06:27
It's actually by a park local guide.
1:06:31
Fantastic, beautiful. That's the real 1.
1:06:36
No, I agree, the Cubs don't have any place in in this nation Go
1:06:41
Kart. That's what it was.
1:06:42
Here's my call back from Nope, not even going to read the name.
1:06:51
Don't even try which one. You think it's Maddie?
1:06:57
It's not. No, it's mate.
1:06:58
So what you said earlier about. Mada Abdi.
1:07:01
All ill and I being racist. I completely agree.
1:07:09
I completely agree. Never met one not racist.
1:07:11
So it says staff are racist. I went here for a concert after
1:07:16
driving 6 hours. A girl checked my ticket every
1:07:18
time I moved. Oh my God.
1:07:21
I can agree every time I've met in Illinois L and I.
1:07:25
How'd you say that Elani? Elani like the energy.
1:07:30
Drink Elani. Illini like the Native American
1:07:36
tribe. The Scotian.
1:07:39
I got it. Speaking of which.
1:07:41
Minnesotan. We can keep going.
1:07:45
How much time we got? Like 10 minutes.
1:07:51
OK. I have a segment for next week
1:07:55
that I'd like everyone to do. OK.
1:07:59
Do you have a segment? Because it's technically your
1:08:02
go. Yeah, I was going to talk to you
1:08:05
guys about it after. OK, we'll go with your segment
1:08:07
and then we will do mine at another episode.
1:08:09
I will tell you guys about it after because it is fucking
1:08:13
hilarious. It is the funniest thing.
1:08:16
It's also, I came up with it in a fever dream.
1:08:19
I literally was running like 100 something degree fever.
1:08:23
I fell asleep in the shower. And then I, I, I, I came up with
1:08:28
this thought. I fell asleep standing in the
1:08:32
shower and I realized this is the funniest bit I've ever come
1:08:36
up with. It's Don Riggles funny.
1:08:40
He ran ran through the house naked.
1:08:42
Give me a pen and pencil. I thought you were talking about
1:08:48
the other dude, not Jay. That's so funny.
1:08:51
What the hell was that? The neighborhood hood.
1:08:54
Yeah, the guy's rolling through with the.
1:08:58
So bikes going back to our club, jokes from earlier after we
1:09:09
talked about Wrigley Field and how it's many one star reviews.
1:09:14
I have jokes about the Cubs. Good, yes.
1:09:20
What's the best part about dating a girl that's a Cubs fan?
1:09:25
She's always used to disappointment.
1:09:28
She never expects a ring. Yeah, there.
1:09:31
That's that too. I wanted to go as Chris Bryant
1:09:37
for Halloween this year but I couldn't fit 9 Dicks in my
1:09:40
mouth. Oh my.
1:09:47
God, that's so good. That's so good.
1:09:53
Why do people like driving a car with a Cubs fan?
1:09:59
Why? Because you can park in the
1:10:02
handicap zone. It's.
1:10:10
So holy shit. Why does the Internet go down so
1:10:15
frequently in Wrigley Stadium, Wrigley Field, whatever?
1:10:21
Why? Everyone there has a lot of
1:10:24
trouble stringing 3 WS together. You're going to have to send
1:10:31
these to me so I can send them to Max because this is
1:10:34
phenomenal. There's screenshots.
1:10:36
On screenshots. On screenshots I never stopped.
1:10:41
Did you have a philosophical question this week or for next
1:10:44
week? If we have time, I have my
1:10:47
philosophical and my porn comment of the week.
1:10:50
Yeah, we can end it off with that.
1:10:54
Since we talked about them, the philosophical question for the
1:10:58
week which statue is better, the Eiffel Tower or the Statue of
1:11:04
Liberty? Is the Eiffel Tower considered a
1:11:10
statue? No, it's called a tower, Ryan.
1:11:16
But that's why you said you said which statue is better.
1:11:19
That's why I asked. I'll be honest, I'm on so many
1:11:22
meds right now just to get this episode out.
1:11:27
I'm on so many meds. I screenshot.
1:11:30
I screenshot the story of the Eiffel Tower and the story of
1:11:34
the Statue of Liberty. It's the same thing.
1:11:37
Honestly, I was seeing him scrolling through his fucking
1:11:41
thing and I was like. Non-stop screenshots just to get
1:11:44
me through. Not again.
1:11:47
They're fucking with me again. I think I have 19 flashbacks.
1:11:53
Eiffel Tower's better because USA USAUSA.
1:11:58
Here's the thing. Here's the thing.
1:11:59
I know it's made by the French. Right.
1:12:04
So as a gift, they're both made by the French.
1:12:08
They're both like doing something about a revolution or
1:12:16
America's independence. Same thing.
1:12:18
Same thing. Yeah, absolutely.
1:12:21
I think this is just me. I genuinely think the Eiffel
1:12:26
Tower's doper just because it was the centerpiece of 1889
1:12:32
World's Fair. Yes, that's what's up.
1:12:35
I also think the World's Fair has something to do with
1:12:38
Tartaria and the mud flood, if we're going to talk about that
1:12:41
again. Oh God, I feel like there were
1:12:47
pictures of things that have no longer been things and the
1:12:51
Eiffel Tower is like the remnants of that and the Statue
1:12:54
of Liberty is just kind of here the.
1:12:55
Eiffel Tower is the Eye of Sauron.
1:12:58
It's literally like a Wi-Fi bridge for like the World's
1:13:00
Fair. OK, so here's here's what we're
1:13:05
going to have to do. We're going to have to plan this
1:13:09
out. We're going to have another
1:13:10
conspiracy theory episode because.
1:13:13
We'll have to get into. That we'll have to break down,
1:13:16
break that. Down There's no more conspiracy
1:13:19
theories though. Since the files dropped,
1:13:22
everything was proven true. Every single.
1:13:26
Not everything. Not every.
1:13:28
So next week, guys, we're going to go in the country.
1:13:31
See, so the Loch Ness Monster is in the Epstein files.
1:13:39
You tell me how all of the conspiracy theories aren't done.
1:13:42
Just I have to. Just because something is
1:13:45
mentioned in the Loch in the Loch Ness Monster files.
1:13:50
Epstein's in the Nessie files. Epstein is mentioned in the Loch
1:13:54
Ness Monster files in. The Loch Ness Monster.
1:14:01
I need about tree fetty. I think the Eiffel Tower is
1:14:05
better. I I think they're both
1:14:12
incredible monuments for for legit they're both incredible
1:14:19
monuments very specifically recognizing two incredibly
1:14:25
important things in both countries history 1 was a gift
1:14:30
from France to the US to symbolize liberty, freedom, and
1:14:38
the ideals that made this country what it is now, and the
1:14:43
other is. They were recognizing a real 1.
1:14:46
World's Fair. I'm sorry.
1:14:49
They were recognizing a real 1. Yeah.
1:14:55
OK. So I think they're both great.
1:15:00
I. Said.
1:15:01
Now for the answer that is better for this podcast,
1:15:05
USAUSAUSAUSA. You're right, you're right,
1:15:11
you're right. 1776. Because hey, she did it.
1:15:15
Because the French also like to surrender, but honestly, we
1:15:23
would not have won our independence without France so.
1:15:27
All I know is y'all were talking about Nessie and Epstein and
1:15:31
then you said he was a real 1 so I don't know what the fuck to
1:15:36
think about that. So this week people have been
1:15:39
asking like if we landed on the moon five times already, where
1:15:44
the fuck are the pictures of the American flags on the moon?
1:15:47
And somebody posted, hey, after about five years, they get
1:15:51
bleached. There's nothing left because of
1:15:53
the radiation. And you can, you can argue
1:15:56
whatever you want. If you think it happened, sure,
1:15:58
it happened when it gets bleached.
1:16:01
Do the aliens think that the French colonize the moon because
1:16:11
it's a light flag? They surrender a lot.
1:16:15
Yeah. They're like, why are the French
1:16:18
here already five times? Why is there five flags in one?
1:16:23
Area keep coming back. That's where.
1:16:28
They go when they leave, they're like, OK, you can have our
1:16:31
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