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Opie ROASTS Carl's Giant Chocolate Bar · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Opie is here and his show starts.
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  Speaker 2: What you got there, Carl.
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  Speaker 3: So you were talking about the chocolate yesterday, and I
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  Speaker 3: wanted to bring you present. So you're a chocolate thing,
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  Speaker 3: So I brought you an eleven pound brick of Belgian chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: This is something you.
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  Speaker 3: Usually can't even find unless you're in the restaurant business.
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  Speaker 3: Cut that open, just open it up. He can see
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  Speaker 3: the full glory of it. I use Look, that's sharp, clever, gold,
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  Speaker 3: mallet gold to you because you said you love chocolate,
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  Speaker 3: So now you could do everything with this. So I
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  Speaker 3: got you even a little shaver. So you go home,
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  Speaker 3: you heat up a little cream and you shave this
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  Speaker 3: and you make hot chocolate. It'll be the best tasting thing.
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  Speaker 4: So this is can you uh?
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  Speaker 1: Can I hold these?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: You can.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a baby. It's eleven pounds and they.
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  Speaker 2: Give it to me. I'm going to ruin everyone.
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  Speaker 5: If you give you gotta give it to it.
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  Speaker 4: Smell good, Take it so you can smell it.
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  Speaker 5: Take it on that it's not even whole.
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  Speaker 4: Smellet you gotta smell your hand.
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  Speaker 1: I cutting this up for everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Eleven pounds or Belgian chocolate.
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  Speaker 1: Check this out. I'll take I'll take a good two.
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  Speaker 3: Pounds, and then the loan is up for grabs. It's
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  Speaker 3: all yours, that is yeah right now?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, God is there eleven diabetics are committing suicide
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  Speaker 6: on the Upper West Side.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the thing, because we open this, this is fifty
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  Speaker 3: three cacao, right, and that's the you know, pure chocolate, right,
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  Speaker 3: So professional chocolate's like cocaine, you know what I mean, it's.
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  Speaker 4: What you know, what how what grade and how clean
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  Speaker 4: it is? Yeah, you see that glaze. This is really
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  Speaker 4: high end chocolate.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: So when you.
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  Speaker 6: Really if you're really into chocolate, so the shiny is
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  Speaker 6: what you're saying, that shiny high gloss sheen.
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm really into chocolate, right. But I realized that
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  Speaker 3: a lot of people make cheap chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: They just make it taste good.
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  Speaker 3: So when you get to the next level, you just
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  Speaker 3: like to eat pure chocolate because it's unbelievable. Because what
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  Speaker 3: people don't realize about pure, really good chocolate, especially over
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  Speaker 3: fifty percent pure, is that you get that the herbal
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  Speaker 3: it almost has like a tea like.
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  Speaker 4: Quality taste of fruit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you can taste everything Vick Chop off
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  Speaker 3: a little piece for I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know, for me, for everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Just start ahead, go ahead, you're the cook, you're the cook.
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  Speaker 5: Wash your hand.
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  Speaker 4: I had a boy at all right? All right, why
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  Speaker 4: are you so angry?
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  Speaker 5: It's angry all over me. Yeah, we didn't get anything
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  Speaker 5: went on over the floor.
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  Speaker 6: That's fucking good, all right, Carl.
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  Speaker 1: How much does that cost? A lot?
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  Speaker 7: No about I really need to know, right because I've
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  Speaker 7: never seen uh so much chocolate in mine life.
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  Speaker 1: An eleven pound bar based.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that cool?
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  Speaker 5: That is great?
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  Speaker 4: But shoot it all over me.
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  Speaker 1: I've had better.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I.
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  Speaker 5: Don't like call have the cleaver, Paul.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of like Nestli's.
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  Speaker 2: This is amazing. This is amazing what you.
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  Speaker 3: Do, Paul for being a Pennsylvania Think you're not that
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  Speaker 3: good with a knife.
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  Speaker 4: Buddy, dude?
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  Speaker 2: That is that the best chocolate in the world. Or
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  Speaker 2: this is up there, right up there?
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  Speaker 4: That's up there.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that is really good.
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  Speaker 3: And you can melt this and make it make a
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  Speaker 3: chocolate sauce, or you can do anything.
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  Speaker 4: But what I'm trying to tell you.
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  Speaker 3: Is, you know, it's better to buy a bar of
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  Speaker 3: this than to eat these junk desserts.
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  Speaker 4: Because they're using twelve percent percent chocolate.
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  Speaker 5: You really not enjoying it. It's the right amount of sweetness.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that nice?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 4: That's perfect?
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  Speaker 3: So like when people come over, I have a I
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  Speaker 3: have a brick like this at home, and I break
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  Speaker 3: off a piece and you just sit there and you enjoy.
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  Speaker 4: It's like eating parmesan cheese.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 7: If your follow us on Opie Show on Twitter, you
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  Speaker 7: can see the bar.
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  Speaker 5: I just took a picture.
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  Speaker 4: You can rock it there. You go look at that
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  Speaker 4: and look how beautiful. Look look look, look see he
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  Speaker 4: did it right.
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  Speaker 3: So that's what you want. You get a pencil. Shaving
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  Speaker 3: them savage. Isn't that good?
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  Speaker 6: It's gonna make some good hot chocolate. It's almost not
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  Speaker 6: hot chocolate weather though.
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  Speaker 1: God that looks it's always hot.
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  Speaker 5: Saying skip the junkie dessert.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you, I just invest in some high
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  Speaker 3: and what I do is I get really good potato chips,
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  Speaker 3: and then I shaved this chocolate over the potato chips.
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  Speaker 5: It's one of my favorite things to see. That's pretty good,
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  Speaker 5: the salty in the sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Shave that off.
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  Speaker 4: Ahead, fall get them go there, you shave.
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  Speaker 6: I like to go down at the break room and
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  Speaker 6: they have those preps of rods down in the break
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  Speaker 6: room like once a month. I just stand around wait
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  Speaker 6: till somebody walking their out out and.
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  Speaker 5: Know and I go, I love shove salty rods in
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  Speaker 5: my mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Just to get somebody to call hr Farmy.
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  Speaker 4: No, I've got breathed a.
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  Speaker 1: Whole bunch of people out.
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  Speaker 6: I totally believe.
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  Speaker 7: That uh people are asking. Well, one person's asking Charyl
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  Speaker 7: looks like in Indiana.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck it. Let's uh say hi.
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  Speaker 7: Or as we check out this chocolate that you brought in, Cheryl,
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  Speaker 7: go ahead, Hi.
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  Speaker 8: I found you. I'm serious. And my daughter lives with
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  Speaker 8: the deaf chef and I like to take a cookbooks
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  Speaker 8: and stuff for him, and I have I've never heard
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  Speaker 8: of you or anything. It's I'm sorry to say that,
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  Speaker 8: but I was wondering, like what cookbooks would I be
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  Speaker 8: looking for something to get him something for his collection.
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  Speaker 8: The deaf chef, Yes, he's a chef at like New
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  Speaker 8: Oble Falls Brewery in Griffith. He's their chef and he's deaf.
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  Speaker 8: He's had an accident at age seven, but he got
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  Speaker 8: himself through college, a master's and everything, and now he's
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  Speaker 8: he's their chef.
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  Speaker 5: This is in your town.
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  Speaker 4: They must book ship about him behind his back.
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  Speaker 8: He has.
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  Speaker 5: You know, he got the implant.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but what you're you're calling to find out what
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  Speaker 6: a cookbook you should get for him that Carl could recommend?
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  Speaker 8: Yes, because I guys, I don't I've never seen or
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  Speaker 8: heard your show before. Obviously he doesn't hear your.
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  Speaker 4: Show, Shott. That's pretty funny. I I have a book.
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  Speaker 4: I have a book. I have a book. What what
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  Speaker 4: kind of restaurant does he work in?
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  Speaker 8: He worked at a brewery, all right.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe hopefully read this book and they'll get him
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  Speaker 3: out of the brewery. The there's a book called Ratio
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  Speaker 3: and it's a great cookbook and I think everyone should
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  Speaker 3: read it. And what it is is it's the guy
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  Speaker 3: that wrote it, Michael Uh.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how to say.
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  Speaker 5: Is the last name rule men?
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  Speaker 2: Rule?
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  Speaker 1: Right? It's a great book. Yeah, and I'm ready.
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  Speaker 5: What's it?
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  Speaker 4: A battle pie?
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  Speaker 1: It's about like, you know, measuring things.
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  Speaker 3: Or like I'm sorry, man, please, there's a fraud talking
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  Speaker 3: how to properly mixed things.
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  Speaker 2: That type of thing I.
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  Speaker 5: Can't like, Like, why did I bring this fucking guy
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  Speaker 5: to chocolate?
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  Speaker 1: Carl.
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  Speaker 2: You knew he was gonna do this.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know who we are. I'm chef Opie, that.
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  Speaker 2: Chef call and we we throw.
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  Speaker 7: The ball around a little bit as far as food goes.
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  Speaker 7: And today we're looking at some Belgium chocolate.
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  Speaker 2: Belgium from Belgium chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: So the book, the book Ratio is great.
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  Speaker 3: So this guy interviewed I think it was one hundred
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  Speaker 3: of the best chefs in the in the world. It
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  Speaker 3: was and seven, Okay, this is not gonna I'm about it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna know, I'm gonna yell at the death. I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna with this lady. I'm keep going. So so basically
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  Speaker 3: what they what they do is he interviewed all these
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  Speaker 3: people and came up with.
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  Speaker 4: These ratios to make everything.
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  Speaker 3: And there's also an app for your phone. So what
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  Speaker 3: it is is it puts the science in cooking. So
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  Speaker 3: instead of telling you some stupid story about making you know,
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  Speaker 3: pat soucre or a pattishue or any type of dough,
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  Speaker 3: it gives you the ratio. You say, go this this,
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  Speaker 3: and you always get that results never gonna mess up.
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  Speaker 4: So that's a great book.
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  Speaker 3: And it also is what Einstein told his cook I'm
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  Speaker 3: more into reading about food science than actual recipes because
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  Speaker 3: most cookbooks the recipes are wrong.
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  Speaker 8: Oh well, they always want him to make something new,
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  Speaker 8: like once a month. I have something new for their
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  Speaker 8: their menu and everything. So I just try to find
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  Speaker 8: things for him. But you have your authors of your.
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  Speaker 9: Own books too.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have I don't have a cookbook. But uh,
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  Speaker 3: chef Hope, do you have a cookbook?
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  Speaker 2: I actually do.
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  Speaker 5: Let's call jazz it Up's call.
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  Speaker 7: Jazz it up to follow me on Twitter, right, they're
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  Speaker 7: my profile for my cookbook.
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  Speaker 1: It's Ope your radio on Twitter. Just look for jazz up.
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  Speaker 5: What an.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to wipe that.
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  Speaker 5: He's a good actor. Sometimes he is just a bigger piece.
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  Speaker 1: This Belgium chocolate is amazing.
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  Speaker 6: I've never seen him he enjoyed something so much. I
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  Speaker 6: didn't know he liked chocolate.
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  Speaker 1: Give some to the lady. Oh yeah, that's my comment.
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  Speaker 5: But that's the that's all of them, that's the one
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  Speaker 5: we got in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I want to give her some chocolate. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: we're good now.
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  Speaker 1: Call her in ask her she.
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  Speaker 4: Wants some Belgian chocolate.
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  Speaker 5: Ladies, you want chocolate, They don't hear like, you know.
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  Speaker 2: No, that was the lady.
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  Speaker 4: I asked her she could let me into that. Why
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  Speaker 4: don't we just leave her alone?
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  Speaker 3: Tell to the people that she still works here. That's
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  Speaker 3: all okay, she's looking for. So the ratio is is
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  Speaker 3: Carl's answer. I guess, yeah, Ratio is a great book.
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  Speaker 4: And uh yeah, and.
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  Speaker 3: As far as cookbooks, you know, you know what I believe.
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  Speaker 3: I believe that, you know, the restaurant business is the
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  Speaker 3: only business where you can pay.
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  Speaker 4: A small amount and eat somebody's best dish.
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  Speaker 3: So just have him go to restaurants, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, get out of his comfort zone.
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  Speaker 10: Yet I've gotten him signed menus and stuff before from
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  Speaker 10: different places we've been at. So I just try to
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  Speaker 10: help him out a little bit and get him a
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  Speaker 10: little more interest, right being a chef at a brewery.
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  Speaker 8: But he did. Wow, I gotta admit for being depth
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  Speaker 8: and sage seven and getting himself through a master's or
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  Speaker 8: a hotel and restaurant. Wow, chef and everything.
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  Speaker 3: Where in Indiana? Where are you exactly? And who's your land?
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  Speaker 8: He's in Griffith, Indiana.
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  Speaker 5: Where is that?
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  Speaker 8: Aways from Gary? A little ways from Gary?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Gary's the south of Chicago, there is it?
• 10:34
  Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, closing up the travel to Chicago every day.
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  Speaker 1: So all right, I wish we were all deaf at
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  Speaker 1: this point.
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  Speaker 2: And Sugar booring the hell out of me.
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  Speaker 5: She's trying to be nice to the Indiana lazy, lazy lazy.
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  Speaker 4: Now you got, Lady Hope, sugared up.
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  Speaker 1: I got.
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  Speaker 2: I love my dark chocolate.
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  Speaker 1: You nailed this.
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  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't even fake this ship. All right, Charl,
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  Speaker 2: thank you so much for finding us on.
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  Speaker 1: The old dial.
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  Speaker 2: And good luck to your son, nephew.
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  Speaker 5: De chef, friend, friend's good friend.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Charl, thank you. Okay, happy Easter too. All right,
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: let's say hi to Walter in Jersey.
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  Speaker 11: Walter, it's hilarious because I know, especially because it pisses
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  Speaker 11: off a lot of people.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I want it. Now, what do you got, Walter? Uh?
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  Speaker 12: Funny guys talk about chocolate. I tweeted Carl Ruiz about
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  Speaker 12: getting us to go off for some Croatians chosing Croatian chocolate.
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  Speaker 5: Little situation that sounds like really.
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  Speaker 12: Well, oh yeah, every time my parents bring him back
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  Speaker 12: from Europe and I give this somebody, I've never said
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  Speaker 12: no one's ever said it's disgusting or bad.
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  Speaker 1: They always said, right.
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  Speaker 4: All right, everybody makes a good chocolate.
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  Speaker 3: If you follow you know, if you follow the percentage,
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  Speaker 3: it's gonna be great.
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  Speaker 1: Hershey's.
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  Speaker 5: It looks like make it up.
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  Speaker 4: You're you're trying to make a joke, but you're half right.
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  Speaker 3: If you ever go to the I went to the
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  Speaker 3: Hershey's University, okay, and they have like these classes where
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  Speaker 3: they teach about dude, they know some chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: Man, they have some chocolate technology.
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  Speaker 2: But then they dumb it down. They do, right, they do.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, but he's gonna go the best of the best.
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  Speaker 6: The guy wants to bring you, though, Would you be
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  Speaker 6: open to a swap cigar for Croatia chocolate?
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  Speaker 13: No, no, no, I will, Carl, Now I would look
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  Speaker 13: back as yet Now no I will.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all you bring me some chocolate, I'll give you a
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  Speaker 4: cohed jes.
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  Speaker 7: What that is.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what that was.
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  Speaker 4: He just made me laugh.
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  Speaker 5: Though.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: Alex in New Mexico.
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  Speaker 9: Go ahead, Yeah, I'm gonna question Carl. I'm not ready
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  Speaker 9: to either strangle my wife or do it Coco.
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  Speaker 1: Cos that's right.
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  Speaker 9: She knows me. I hope she's listening. Her face later
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  Speaker 9: it's co Yeah, it's been an ongoing I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: I've ever heard that before. I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: There must be a cheffer's playing as coco like her.
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  Speaker 5: She's cocoa.
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  Speaker 4: That's what process.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, he's saying, he's saying the correct pronunciation.
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  Speaker 9: We're talking about, not jazzed up chalk.
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  Speaker 2: But it seems like Alex.
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  Speaker 7: You all right there, you go out won the bet
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  Speaker 7: with your wife. Thanks Boddy. One more and then we'll
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  Speaker 7: move on to the things. Let's say hi to Kevin
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  Speaker 7: in Houston.
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  Speaker 2: What are the regulars?
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  Speaker 1: Kevin? What do you got today?
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  Speaker 2: Hey boy, Hey.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Carl, did you really bring him a five of chocolate? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't, you know. I was really happy.
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  Speaker 3: I was really happy when Opie he said he liked
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  Speaker 3: dark chocolate because that means.
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  Speaker 4: That his palate could be saved.
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  Speaker 5: Really was very impressed.
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  Speaker 6: Send me the picture and then I'll post it. I'm
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  Speaker 6: gonna put it on my Twitter right now. Guy, I
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  Speaker 6: have a picture of Carl. Just took a picture of
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  Speaker 6: me holding the thing in my lap.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah it's giant, he says. It weighs eleven pounds right,
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  Speaker 7: it's five ki kio.
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  Speaker 2: The best way to describe this to though, is in
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  Speaker 2: cocaine terms.
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  Speaker 4: He gave you a pure.
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  Speaker 1: Uncut kilo of pope.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's what that chocolate is. That's still in the bat.
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  Speaker 4: It's just usual for me to move around with the chocolate.
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  Speaker 7: You're gonna have to cut like two of those bricks
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  Speaker 7: off for me their car, and then it's all yours.
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  Speaker 1: You can do what you want.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna pass it around to everybody else. You want
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  Speaker 2: some vic for your going on a vacation.
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  Speaker 3: I can't be good. I can't get square chocolate. No,
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  Speaker 3: that's over three ounces. Not gonna let me take that.
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  Speaker 4: That'll last forever.
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  Speaker 1: Do you freeze it?
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to do anything to it. It's real chocolate.
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  Speaker 1: So what does that mean anywhere?
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  Speaker 3: Garbage that you know that will get messed up. But
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  Speaker 3: you can cut it up, you can shave it, you
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  Speaker 3: can put it in the fridge, you can put in
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  Speaker 3: the freeze. It doesn't matter, right, it really is.
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  Speaker 5: Can you wrap it in an aluminum foil and put
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  Speaker 5: it in the freezer.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we all know that's what's gonna happen. Is gonna
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: be illuminum foil on that at one point or.
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  Speaker 1: Another, I'm getting some aluminum foil on the way.
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  Speaker 5: Even Dad put your number on top to I thought, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I'm in your phone.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I look for you. I didn't find it.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's not cool. What else?
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: So?
• 15:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we started the show talking about the big bomb.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it, the mother of all you love that.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: I love that?
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Doesn't scare you at all?
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: No, it reminded me of the Daisy Cutter. Remember they
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: had that bomba.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: The Days to gutter.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, same kind of bomb.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: Right, it's just bigger and more powerful.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: And now the headline on TV the North Korean nuke threat.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Oh crap, craz uh, he's gonna go to how about
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: how about how about we.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Slow this ship down?
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: That's an honest question, guys. How much of this do
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: you think is just fucking news?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: How much do you think news all just not fake news,
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: but just to satisfy the twenty four hour news cycle?
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Like how much trouble are we really in?
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Right? I don't know.
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: I think I think it's getting ugly out there. You know,
• 16:39
  Speaker 7: we finally have stuff that they can talk about.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: It just seems like, if it's that serious, we wouldn't
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: be three days talking about some Chinese guy that got
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: dragged off a plane.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: That's that's interesting point, you know. I like that, right,
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: But this, this will you know, this will maybe deflect
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: some of this for a day or two.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: But I don't know.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: I know, I'm sorry, I understand where you're going with this.
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: You know, before all this, I leave it. They pumped
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: it up because they got to fill twenty four hours.
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: But no, we've never done this before. This is actual news, right,
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: this is an actual thing to talk about. I just
• 17:08
  Speaker 7: feel like it's just it's just it's called the Mother
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: of All bombs, and two presidents had it and decided
• 17:14
  Speaker 7: not to use.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: It for whatever reason.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: This guy just set it off in a desert. I did.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: This seems like a handshake and a bullshit test for
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: something like it for a bunch.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Of no one even knows where this time.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: I will agree that they It looks like they have
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: picked a good spot to drop the first one, right right, they?
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: And I'm sure that the god whoever administration or whatever
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: tanks or deciding all this and letting people know they
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: had to let him know.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: This can't go wrong in any way she or form.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: And so you float a trial balloon, so to speak, and.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: Feels to me though it feels like a test on them.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: It's a warning, right, you know.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: I mean the Tomahawk missile thing was that wasn't that
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: wasn't fucking around, Yeah, but it wasn't as as as impressive.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Sorry that everyone thought they're already.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Flying planes from that air bit.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Picked that shit real quick.
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: But if you've really discovered that there's a secret, ultimate
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: isis everybody just hide away over here, and they're all
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: congregating in this one area, and we got a big
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: bad boy that we can drop on them if we're right,
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: I'd fucking pull that switch, babe.
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: But it goes back to Carl's point, is it just
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: the desert because we don't know what's on the fucking
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: ground there.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're still saying that the results.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: To fiddle and racedacks and dog raising, camel raising.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: So to Carl's point, I hope we find out definitively.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I guess there was some something under that ground.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: I remember growing up, right, growing up, I would get
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I would walk out of my house and there's a
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: little bodegga, right, and they had those little you know,
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: you just put the quarter in the handle and you
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: get the newspaper. Right, And you'd always picked the newspaper
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: with the craziest headline. Sure you had to post the
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: daily news. Yeah, well of course, but now it's like the.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: TV's the headline, right.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: You used to get one a day, right, but now
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: it's every twenty minutes, breaking news, breaking, and they.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: Just keep it just.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: I think news makes itself news. It just it's like
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: a hundred.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: But now we got something real to talk about here.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: This is very different.
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: So I hope, I hope so because like we said earlier, oh,
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: I know, because we got caught up with guests, and
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: the guests were amazing. Today, I want to know if
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: it's true that this thing explodes six feet off the ground.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: You throw that out there at the beginning of the kid.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Someone has answered this by now.
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: Well, if you could help us out with with this
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: mob thing is about the exact stump Ray knows a
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: little more earlier thing. It's it's a nuclear bomb without
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: it being a nuclear brown it explodes in the same fashion.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Here you go. Here's why the mother of all bombs.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, go ahead, Paul, you grab this explodes in Afghanistan.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: But now we get the answer.
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: So it seems like it is true that this thing
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: explodes six feet off the ground and then the concussion.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Oh man, you got guys ten miles away going what
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: what happy Clarks?
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: And it says there's something more powerful in terms of tea.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: It's like if you scroll to the top of the article,
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: there was something like this is something like no, if.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: You passed it, no, I just found the reason why.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: No, you want to six feet okay?
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: Instead, like most large weapons, including nuclear weapons, it detonated
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: in the air moments before impact.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: There were probably about six feet between the mob and
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: the ground.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: When it unleashed its destructive force, which was the equivalent
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: to about eleven tons of tnja esus.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Now this other one that says, uh, it's not that
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: one's not the heaviest one that we own. The heaviest
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: one we own is thirty thousand pounds and it's called
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: the Massive Ordnance Penetrator.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Ah that fo and these Jim Colone heels right up
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: his ass.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: Well, if the if the MOAB cost sixteen million, these
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: are fifteen point seven The new one.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about the bargain. Yeah, drop two of those.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: But in North Korea, time to make a home depot
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: parking lot.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, do you think the Chinese are really
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: gonna at what point of the Chinese are gonna go?
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Sorry North Korea?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Just sorry, you know, very good question.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: I mean how long are they going to really? Because
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure how much they're in with them now?
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: The fixes and it? Did you hear?
• 21:22
  Speaker 10: So?
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: I have the luxury of having friends that are in
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: the stock marketing ship like that. I'm pretty high up too.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: And that's some shitty guy with a Today's warehouse fucking suit.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean, wear baby thread like fucking
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: I've been on the floor. These guys ain't on the floor.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Well that's all.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: They got their special set.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: They're fucking sitting coked up somewhere drinking champagne. So basically,
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden, the whole time dead, Sorry.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Carl, I'll switch up for football for a second.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Legendary Steelers owner Dan Rooney dead at eighty four.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, just breaking. He had a good run. Back
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: to you, kraf.
• 22:07
  Speaker 14: So.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: During the whole.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Campaign, Trump was running on the Chinese are fixing their currency.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Chinese are fixing their currency. Chinese are fixing their currency.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: He goes on the news. He goes, yeah, I just
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: went with the Chinese people.
• 22:17
  Speaker 15: They're gonna help us in North Korea. By the way,
• 22:19
  Speaker 15: China's not fixing the right. I mean, that's so simple.
• 22:25
  Speaker 15: And then it doesn't get He's like, I just made
• 22:27
  Speaker 15: a deal.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: They're gonna tone North Korea to shut the fuck up,
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: and we're gonna keep buying their shitty currency.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: That's over.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: It's that simple, like, and meanwhile, you got all these
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: idiots just going around and saying crazy shit all fucking day.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Korea is done.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: They're done, they're not doing anything.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: We got to take out their nuclear capabilities. Obviously, you
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: can't just assume that China, you.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Know, if they have, if they haven't, if they've.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Shot in the sky.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: This country is useless without enemies. And North Korea is
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: perfect for us to make billions of dollars worth of weapons.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, we need that fake boogeyman. It's like monsters
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: and governor.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: I don't the idiots ain't doing anything.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: They're three feet tall with no fuck eating rice while
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: they with no teeth jump his gummy his death over there.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: It's like a bunch of zombies.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Let's go there to headshot.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: Don't stick with it, girl, I like where you.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Know.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Once you're a billionaire and it's not I'm not being that.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: I don't not being mean to Trump. Once you're a billionaire.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: You hate fucking poor people because it's just you can't
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: even relate anything.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: I think you become unaware of them.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: If I'm on my jet and you're fucking talking to
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: me about my kid, his give me my cavear sandwich exactly,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: didn't care.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: You can't care anymore.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Real Gates cares.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Bill Gates doesn't care about ship.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: He says he does.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: He sits in that big warns hairs and gave all
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: his money to the Bill Gates scam.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: That whole foundations a scam, talking a giant tax shelter.
• 24:03
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Wait, oh my god, his truck, let's out of hand.
• 24:05
  Speaker 14: Wow. Did the Cuban drive the Lamborghini into the city.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Oh that was a great car.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: You didn't drive it in the city though, No, that
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: is that My buddy owns a he owns a lot
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: of cars.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: But that he brought a nineteen sixty eight Lamborghini. Uh Eastilero.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: What a car. Yeah, it's good looking.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you something.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Back then, people cars were built by cool dudes. Four
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: cool dudes that were trying to bang checks. Yeah, that
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: was like the it's just it's just beautiful.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: How far did he really let you drive?
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: About ten feet?
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I love that drive.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: I love to drive because I can tell by your video, Like,
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: I don't know, did some trickery here.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: It was a little bit on the fake Newark in
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: go go fifty.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Yet out of my car?
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Right you're making the leather greasy spicazoid.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: No, you're driving and now I'm kicking it man.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how fast did you go?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I wanted to go that fast.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I drove his, uh, one of my dream cars.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: For my birthday last year.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: He brought the nineteen eighty three Lamborghini Kuntash, which.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Was what I've always wanted to drive. And the eighty
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: three was the last year of the carbs, so it
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: has all these Weber carbs in the back and I
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: drove that thing.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: There're about one hundred.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: It was on.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: It was like everything you expected, but it's almost impossible
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: to drive. The clutch is crazy. Okay, you're it's three
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: hundred degrees inside. You can't see the glare from the
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: and you can give a fuck about any of that.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: When something is so cool, you don't care.
• 25:35
  Speaker 14: Wow, you know, kutash apparently means like holy shit in Italian.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, it was awesome.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Like before I was legally obese, I used to drive
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: a Ducati ninety sixteen, which is a great motorcycle. And
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: what an awful bike. What an awful bike to ride,
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: you know in the in the town. But man, you
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: used to look at it and hear that wind.
• 25:58
  Speaker 14: You know, on the highway, and it has a ship
• 26:00
  Speaker 14: after I doesn't it?
• 26:01
  Speaker 11: No?
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: It was chain drive.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: The nine sixteen was chained and it was the first
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: while production motorcycle with a single side swing arm.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: What a bike, you know, But it's a.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Times just make cool shit. It just doesn't work for
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: an extended period of time. But it's amazing, right, I
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: love cars.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Very nice stumpering, What are you doing for the weekend Easter? Anything?
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 26:22
  Speaker 14: Something really exciting? Going to do a final walk through
• 26:24
  Speaker 14: on the apartment sale? So popping into New York for
• 26:27
  Speaker 14: about ten hours.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: You have property here. Your sailing's done right?
• 26:32
  Speaker 14: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I had an apartment on the east
• 26:34
  Speaker 14: side fifty fourth and two for thirty years.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: How many square feet money?
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Baths?
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: How many square feet? Uh, you can just say a thousand.
• 26:44
  Speaker 14: You can say a two baths with balcony, with an
• 26:47
  Speaker 14: east river view. It was a great place.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: I cannot You don't have to.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: You got to tell me how much you got it
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: for thirty years ago.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I need to know.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Foo he said four dollars four hundred out.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Holy fuck, that's his four million dollars apartment.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not asking them that question.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Whistle am I closees.
• 27:10
  Speaker 14: Let's just put it this way. I'm ordering in Tesla Tesla,
• 27:14
  Speaker 14: not a Lambo.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Hey you you're ordering a Tesla Stealth Wealth. I like
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: that on the cover.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: You're life happy about this sale?
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, and though you know it's probably bittersweet they had.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you lose your period of tear, right, Yeah, three million,
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: give me a little whistle. Three milk.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: But we got five.
• 27:35
  Speaker 14: Opie knows where the Soho house is. We can stay
• 27:38
  Speaker 14: there anytime we want to stay in the spend the
• 27:40
  Speaker 14: money on us.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: That's not another place.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: That's a good r Yeah, three three two five.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: But I'll show you the that's good answer.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: The outdoor space is key on that.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Hey stumping, if you're around, you should come down to
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Jersey and I'll take you.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: This guy's garage.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: He has one of my.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Favorite He has a nineteen seventy one for our Daytona
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: first first one from the United States, and he's got
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: over fifty fifty.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: He One of the best stories ever is he had
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: one of the one of the first Lamborghini mirrors and
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: it was painted purple, right from the factory from Lamborghini.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: So we're at this big car show that he does,
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: like a car show, but there are all his cars.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: It's like a fundraiser kids school. It's a funny.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: So this guy that works at the at the country
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: club that we're at walks by.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Goes, who the hell would pay the Ferrari purple? And
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: I never saw this dude get angry till that moment.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: He looks at the guy goes, it's a Lamborghini. That's
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: a factory color.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Do me a favor and go be pour over there,
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: you motherfucker, you're dead.
• 28:46
  Speaker 14: Was that seventy one?
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: You said?
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: He's a He's got a seventy one Daytona a red coop,
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: which is unbelievable car.
• 28:53
  Speaker 14: Because the Pantera, which was the last car Ford made
• 28:56
  Speaker 14: that I ever wanted, was that that came in off
• 29:00
  Speaker 14: the line and you just couldn't believe it. And now
• 29:03
  Speaker 14: if you could find one, they're they're incredible cars.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: That was a wild ass the Pantera, the GT five
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: or the regular one or awful cars.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: It was built by a Dento Masso, which is an
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Argentinian guy. Yeah, Argentina guy's not that good at building cars.
• 29:17
  Speaker 14: Well, you couldn't buy a Monday or a Friday built
• 29:20
  Speaker 14: because they were either hung over on Monday or drunk
• 29:22
  Speaker 14: on Friday.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: What was great about it was it was just like
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: a Lamborghini, but it had a three fifty one Cleveland
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: engine which was bulletproof, so the motor was the only
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: thing that worked in the thing. But if you look
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: at Dto Maso's the one before it called the Mangusta,
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: is one of the most beautiful cars.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't know you knew this much about cars. Oh yeah,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I know a lot of things.
• 29:43
  Speaker 14: Is this guy in Lambertsville.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: With the cars kind of sorta okay, I think to
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: pull up his spot because I don't know and he
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Scott Art too.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: Right. Yeah, he's big on art.
• 29:56
  Speaker 14: I know who he is.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a good guy.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: That's brain.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: Come on down, figure it out, Come on down, let's
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: drive some ship. He's my boy.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I was at his house one day and he just
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: got the Alpha Romaro alf Romaro eight C, which the
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: cards all made at carbon fibers.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Gorgeous, and he comes with matching luggage.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: And so he comes up to me, guys, amazing, how happy?
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: Right, So he's got this ALP eight C. It's got
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: a Ferrari motor and it's beautiful car.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, gorgeous. So he goes to me and goes,
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: I go, Abbi, can I drive this thing? He goes, no,
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: I said, I brought you like ten Canoli's.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: He looks at me, he goes, don't fucking crash.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: So let you go.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you let me go further.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Let me go, and I come back and he touches
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: the tires. He's like, you, I know you're working around
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: with it a little bit.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: What kind of gas mileage?
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Doesn't get.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: What are we talking? Jenner think to say, what are
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: we really talking?
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Even Caitlyn Jenner. He drives h he could say, hey,
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: can I please he drives the GT GT three.
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: You kind of know the person when it was when
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: it was at and I think you could say I
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: can keep it right. When I think Caitlyn Jenner, I
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: just think Bruce Jenner with the gold medals, and so
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: I still think.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I do. What do you mean?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: No, his old kids call him dad.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: That's his kid.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Dad is not in my orkment.
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: Well come on, if it's okay for the kids to
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: call him dad, still, that means just us regular folk
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: who remember the guy as Bruce Jenner, you could still
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: say hey, and you're not being disrespectful.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: That's what I think we're losing.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: We're losing Carl again. We gotta get sorry more about cars.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: I can't.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: I don't talk about those those people that switch up
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: I get confused real easy.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: It's a little weird, right.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: It's really weird.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, makes me fucking uncomfort Oh you get uncomfortable.
• 32:01
  Speaker 12: I do.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I don't get on cont.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Because I get a shitty mouth, right, So I know, like,
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: if I'm I'm going to say something wrong, you know
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: what I mean?
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: So I just don't even say anything. I can understand that.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: You know you got.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Can we never talk to your mom.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes we do.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: She's out running around again today.
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: I did find it. It is not she is making
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: her own battery. It's not a cake mixed, it's a
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: full on from scratch. It's all from cake.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Now it's talking.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: He told me that this morning. That's for sure. Are
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: we talking to the baby food plumb babyfooit cake?
• 32:35
  Speaker 10: Right?
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: That sounds like. But she's out running around all that
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: coler she's made. No, I can make cobbler.
• 32:40
  Speaker 14: Cobbler day is Yeah, that's my favorite cobbler.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Yes, it has gotten this, you know what.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: It's mine has gotten to this. But is there another
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: cobbler that even comes close?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Let's if you really want to get people like apple Jerry.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Any of your fruit blueberry barryberry will win every time.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: She's not gonna answer.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Stuffrey. Where you have with Kaitlyn Jenner, Bruce Jenner.
• 33:09
  Speaker 14: I made a promise that if he cut off the
• 33:11
  Speaker 14: Twigg and Berry so I'd call.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Him Kitlyn so and he didn't.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: He did do that, right? Yes, yeah, So.
• 33:16
  Speaker 14: It's Caitlyn Jenner for me, And before then I couldn't.
• 33:19
  Speaker 14: It was the Jenner formally known as Bruce.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: And here's my theory on cutting off the genitalia.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: If you got it, you can watch it again. I
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: think I think it's an easier.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Decision if you have a shitty dick.
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: Okay, if you got like a trophy piece, I think
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: it's I think it's a it's a tough.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: Decision during the I thought during that Diane saw your
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: initial interview that he was indicating that, because she was like,
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: are you going to go all the way?
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: And a couple of his answers made me think, like,
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: I'm kind of proud of this. I don't know if
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: I could just go down here, you know, but that
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: could have just been me.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: One he had and like the boat with too.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, sugared up picking the house. We're all
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: sugared any more. Chocolate, We're all We talked about a
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: hundred things.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: We're just babbling.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: None of this makes sense, nothing high and he loves
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the show Rocks. He's always very happy with.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Did you try the chocolate?
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: He rock?
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: I did, But we're coming in for seconds. Nice, Yeah,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: come on in, come on in, take some home please.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I just need like one or two bricks of that.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: He was talking about toys. The other day, I fucking
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: wandered off my mind. Oh he did, like I got
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: just one toy and I just walked away.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: You know you're not in the toy.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: I don't pray once I touched that.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Somebody girls peep.
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: But if one of those news now I've alert to
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: the chocolate.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: He's gonna kill you. Now, don't say that. When that
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: cleavers this close my hand.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I just threw out the first sneeze. Fuck me, you
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: don't even understand what just happened. That's the first sneeze
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: of the algae season.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Take me.
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: Yes, every fucking year, I gotta go. I gotta get
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: talk to Steve on the phone and get ahead of
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: this damn thing. You get allergies there, Vic Kenley, Uh, I.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Get that clock sign this thing that started the past
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: few years that I'm not sure if it is an
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: allergy or not. But I always have good energy and
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: feel good because used to be bad when I used
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: to go clubbing. Well, cigarettes right, no, and coke no,
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: that's what I'm cearetts and tumbleweeds, cigarettes and tumblewood cigarettes
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: and alcohol exactly.
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: So when looking at Bruce Jenner, good looking dude, he's
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: got a tiny penis. So I think it was easier
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: to do okay because he was able to wear the
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: short shorts back in the day and there's not much
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: going on there.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Look at that.
• 35:41
  Speaker 14: Well he said he got tired of tucking it in
• 35:44
  Speaker 14: the story about cutting it off.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: See, so that in the case, now he's proud of
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: it again.
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: God, I was talking the other day, like, my dad's
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: been gone a while now, and I was just having
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: the conversation in my head that I have to tell
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: him if he came back to life, what happened to
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: Bruce Jenner?
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: How would you explain that I am my brother.
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: It was in his wheelhouse, the Olympics nineteen seventy six,
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: the de Cathalon And now you got to explained to
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: someone that comes back from the dead that what is
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: going on since he's been going believe you, he would
• 36:16
  Speaker 7: not believe me.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: Or rather, yet, what if it was somebody equally as macho.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: What if it was Clint Eastwood or Jack nicol Science,
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: any of these.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Man's men, men super men? And you have to tell
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: anybody from that previous generation. Hey guess what?
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me ask Paul this.
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: Do you understand how big Bruce Jenner was being a
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: younger guy. No, he was the number one athlete in
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: the world, right, stunt brain.
• 36:40
  Speaker 14: The biggest thing in the world, like Michael.
• 36:42
  Speaker 9: Jordan did this.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Who would be the equivalent for.
• 36:45
  Speaker 14: Real Mohammad Ali?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, come on now, No, we got to go a
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: little lower than that, don't we know?
• 36:51
  Speaker 14: At the time he was the biggest thing in the world,
• 36:53
  Speaker 14: the best athlete on the plot.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: All right, how about but go Olympics. So who is
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: our biggest Olympic athlete? I felt, maybe now Mark Spitz?
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, but Mark Spitz is old. He's seventy two
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: Munich Olympics.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: My god.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Jesse Owens was that, No, let's go with Michael Phelps.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: It would be like Michael Phelps turning into it.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: Would be Felps. Though, yes, he's the most decoration.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: I see.
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: It's a typic time because we have so many more distractions.
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: When Bruce Jenner was the biggest athlete in the he
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: was everything.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: It was, he was everywhere.
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: We didn't have phones, well everyone knows, yeah, not a
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: lot of channels, no cable nothing.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: He was massive. I don't even think his own kids
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: understand how big he was. No, they don't understand.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Well, they don't care.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: That's for sure.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: They don't understand. Four plus six.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I love sugar up Vic.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: What's your favorite VIC?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Sugared up Vic? Which ones we got?
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: I think I like, I like.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: I like a mixture of basketball and sugar Basketball VIC
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: and sugar up Vick.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Angry VIC just had those those far away eyes. It
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: makes you scared. VI Vodka Vic is good.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I was never in here.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: That's a myth.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Sam Boney, for real, I think you rock just got
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: bored with us.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: He's nodding. Yes, I can see his face. He is nodding.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Yet, get off the ice, guard the snack.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: But please, Joe like sling street hockey and yelling car Well,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: stunt praying, always a pleasure.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Thank you for calling in and bailing out the last hour.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Of the show.
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: No kidd, congrats on the sale of your apartment, Happy Easter,
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: all that nonsense.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: We'll see you soon, all.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Right, stunt three two three three million two.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: He's still trying to tell about the part.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: I'm getting close.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: My guess would be, uh, at least three yeah, at
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: least what happened?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to get stumb brained off the phone.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: You're gonna wrap it up.
• 38:59
  Speaker 10: He's right.
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: With one minute, you're purposely leaving thin shavings, so you
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: have to come all the way back around.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Christ Carl Ruiz, thanks.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: For the chocolate.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Man, No, man, you deserved it. You deserve a chef.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it home.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: I gave you a bag waterproof.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: You said you have a chef bag, right, I do,
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: but I didn't bring it in today. Told me I
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: could have brought my chef back Waterproof.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Yea, I got the waterproof the Hopie Radio show.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: He's now over