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MIA AND BARBIE TALK SPANKING AND SOME IMPACT · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
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Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
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and I've got the Barbie. Hi.
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So Barbie, how's your week going?
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Week's going good then just running around, be bopping
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around. How's your week going?
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Well, I'm starting to get my voice back on some level.
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Yeah, we haven't been here in a while.
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We. Haven't the doctor says maybe
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March. I should have it in full working
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order. Beautiful.
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Get back to suck. Just a time for our next party.
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Yeah. Y'all should come I.
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Don't suck Dick at the party. I'm just saying I.
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Oh wait, I didn't know the tool we did.
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You were talking at the same time I was like, yeah, so I can
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get back to suck a Dick. And then you thought you said
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singing. No, I'm going to sing too.
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I I. Actually thought you said
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singing because in no way I thought you were talking about
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you sucking Dicks. I was like, oh, me is talking
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about singing. So I was like, yes, you get the
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party. Well, you know, I've thought
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about different scenarios but I would really like some type of
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Dick. Sucking scenarios or singing?
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Scenarios. Singing scenarios, yes.
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Singing, yeah. I was thinking maybe we'd get a
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different type of pianist or maybe some different types of
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musician. Different type of penis, but
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maybe the DJ will let you take the mic for a minute.
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Yeah, get you an instrumental track in there.
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Oh, that's true. That's true.
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I could do that. That's fine.
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So aside from and the long pauses.
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We haven't done this in a minute.
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We're rusty, guys. We're so rusty.
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OK, so we had the party. You missed the party.
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Oh yeah. Well, in my defense, when the
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party started, Mia said it was going to be small, and she said
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it'd be a small soiree for someone's birthday.
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And I got it in my head it was going to be tiny.
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I go to all of Mia's parties, so I was like, oh, I can miss this
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one because I have an event. And then my event got cancelled.
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But then I made other plans and then and then Mia was like, are
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you coming? And I was like, oh, I forgot.
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And then I talked to her the next day and she was like, yeah,
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100 people showed up. And I'm like, that's not a tiny
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party, Mia. No, that's not a tiny party.
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And in its. Conception.
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It was like a 15 person party. Well, you know, and I thought,
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well, you know, maybe the birthday boy doesn't want a lot
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of people. And then I'm like, fuck it, it's
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the last party of the year for me.
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We're going to do a blowout bang.
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Yeah. Without.
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Me. I know you.
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Missed it? When I was telling Charles, I
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was like, look, you're setting up the tents right here and it's
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like within 20 feet from where I sit.
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And, you know, I sit there because people are still coming
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in at one 2:00 in the morning. Hey, Mia, you still got your
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party going on? Like, yeah, motherfucker, just
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get here. You know, I'm standing by the
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the gate. I'm waiting for them.
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Well, Needless to say, Charles set up the tent and all the
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windows were right there. So I was watching people fuck in
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every bed. And it was so funny because one
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of my favorite people, he, he came up to me at one point.
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He's like, yeah, I was performing for you.
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Me. I was fucking her good because I
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was like, yeah, me is watching. And I'm like, yeah, the fuck I
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was. And then he turns around.
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He's like, yeah, my girlfriend's in there fucking the birthday
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boy. I think I'm going to go in there
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and watch. So you see through the window,
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I'm sitting on the bed watching his girlfriend fuck this other
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day. Next party you just have a pair
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of binoculars, Lydia. Right.
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You can't really see it from like right when you walk.
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In Yeah. I sat there for a while, I had
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my back to it for a minute but I could hear oh God I knew it was
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not this party party before. Did you do the same setup I did?
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I love that setup. I think everyone was your advice
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but your advice was my advice. So if you like that setup you
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can thank me personally. I have Venmo and cash app so.
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It was great, but you know what I did too?
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You know, I love all my friends, but some of them smoke.
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I just can't deal with the cigarette smoke.
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And you put the table out there. I loved it.
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Right. Because the thing with that damn
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table is that people sit at it like if we put it in a cool
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area, people will sit there and not move all party and exactly
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like a lull. So putting it like kind of far
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away was like, OK, the people who want to sit can go sit, but
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it's not going to make the party feel stagnant Exactly.
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Because like we used to have it like right by the pool and there
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were people that would like bring a bunch of shit, put it on
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the table and then not leave the table all night.
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And it was such a weird area. It was like you felt like you
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couldn't walk over there because it was like like full of like 1
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friend group and stuff. And we don't do that click shit.
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No, not even in a click way, just in a don't interrupt.
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Well, you know what I did? I hung curtains behind me.
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Oh, I didn't even have to smell the smoke.
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Yeah. You know, And people had their
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privacy, too. Yeah.
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And there was a lot of Dick sucking going on over there.
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Yeah. So in between smoke breaks they
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were sucking on that Dick. I had AI had a girl at a punk
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show once. I was standing there and she
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pushed her cigarette against my leg and I turned around because
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it knows her. It was like a friend of mine.
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We're not friends anymore. And she's like, I just wanted
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you to feel something. Mia.
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The Lord had to intervene. I was like, do I beat the crap
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out of this 100 LB drunk girl right now?
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Because I'm like, what the I was like, I'm sober.
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I'm huge. Why are you?
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Burning your cigarette on my leg right now, I was like, you will
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die if we fight. And so I just kind of walked
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away. I remember I told my friends
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about it like the next week, and they were like, yeah, we would
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have fought her. I was like it.
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Was so bad. Yeah, you and I both got peed on
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that night too. God, yeah, I let I let it slide.
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We. Both had PVC on though it just
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kind of slid off. Speaking of slide.
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It was my leg, Mia. I thought you had BBC on, not on
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my leg. Again, the reason why I tell you
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to wear pants. Or or they could just not pee on
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me. I was sitting there actively
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going Get on. I'm screaming and fighting the
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tiniest woman you've ever seen in your life and she's gripped
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onto me like a fucking koala. It was great.
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She was a little spider. Monkey is what I call.
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Her, she was like, she had her legs hooked around me going
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hello, You don't like it? I'm like.
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It was great, such a great time we had.
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That party was crazy. I mean, you know, you stayed
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over. We were hanging out and.
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I did stay over. I never stay over.
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Never stayed. I was proud of you.
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I like me as a friend, but I leave so much.
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I'm so drinking. I'll leave.
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I don't care if it's four in the morning, I'm leaving.
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Like I'm not spending the night. And then I'm like, I don't have
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any friends in the king community.
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And then like at the parties, I'm like, OK, I'm gone, bud.
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God, but you know, everybody wants to talk to you.
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Everyone does and then I'm like, I don't have friends and
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everyone's like I'll be your friend.
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And I'm like, I fully had friends.
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And you know, people on Fed, they always write me and they're
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like, when does Barbie do scenes?
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When can I have an appointment with her?
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You're like, God wish I knew. I know.
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And I'm like, well, you know, she works three jobs.
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She works her ass off, you know isn't it lady?
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You're not flexible with your schedule.
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Now, well, my schedule should even out now that we're past
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Halloween season. We're good because I, I got so
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busy in October. I don't.
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I don't think I've seen me after.
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You didn't. It's crazy.
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I know me. It would be like you free and
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I'm like me. It's Halloween and I'm goth.
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I'm one of 4G girls in the entire town.
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I'm booked and busy. I have to go no, but no, I have
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a good time at the parties. I've been trying to socialize
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more 'cause I feel like I didn't use to socialize at your
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parties. I kind of just would have my
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friends with me. And I feel like the last two
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parties I've been there by myself and which is funny
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because people go, oh, where's your posse?
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It's like I don't have my little protective friends with me.
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And so it is fun. I do get nervous because I just
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don't know to talk about because sometimes like when people talk
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to me like I get nervous. Like I'm like, what if they're
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flirting with me and I don't realize?
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And then they think like I'm into them and then I have to
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like figure something out because I've had that happen
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before, but. Yeah, you can.
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Never tell who's like, yeah, you can never tell who's like chit
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chatting with you because they just want a chit chat or who's
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chit chatting with you because they like not want something but
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like are interested in you. And then that just kind of
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stresses me out because I'm like, I don't want to lead
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anybody on because I'm not playing with nobody tonight.
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You know, that's something a lot of people don't pick up on cues
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like that. And, you know, one of our
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friends, our male friends in our circle, there was three or four
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women that were coming to the table and we were making a
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conversation. You know, some of them were just
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like, yeah, you know, I've come to a couple parties, you know,
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blah, blah, blah. And she's like, but I sure could
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use some more fun. And she's like, God, I wish I
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knew somebody who wanted. To play with me, I.
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Know and I was like. He's like, yeah, I wish there
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was too. That's what he did.
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Was it Shamus? Yeah.
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You called him out, Shaman. I love you.
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I love. You shaman that happening I can
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see I love you shaman, but. Yeah, you know, he was like, I
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just want to eat some pussy tonight.
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And I was like Shaman. Shaman, there's like 8 bitches.
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We were just. Here three were just here and I
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was like, all three of them were hinting.
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He's like, no, they weren't really.
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And I'm like, yes, I tell you. He wanted the shame, the time.
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With me the other day, we were joking around.
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He was talking about hitting on somebody and I was being stupid.
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I went, well, you've never hit on me like I care, but I was
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just being funny anyway. No, I kind of knew from the jump
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you were out of my league and I was like, he's like, I didn't
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think you'd go for it. I mean, he's right, but it would
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have been flattering if you tried.
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Well, in his in, I will say in his defense, I do just about
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reject everybody. Yeah.
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It's it's few and far between for me unfortunately, but it's
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not y'all's fault, it's my fault.
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That's OK. I think we all need to be
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selective, you know? But for Shaman, you know he has
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a lot to offer his zero. Baggage, I thought I would say.
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And for Shaman, he's not selective at all.
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No, no, he really is. He really is selective.
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He doesn't pick up on social accused.
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They're going to have to tag him in the the post of this.
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I'm going to. He's going.
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To be like why am I tagged? Why am I tagged now?
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He he listens to the podcast when it comes out, I'll.
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Make sure to be meaner. Then he's I take back every good
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thing I've ever said about shaman.
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I'm just kidding. But you know, he's so, he's so
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social, he doesn't realize that. He is, so he's.
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Very likable. Yeah.
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And, you know, I just wish that. And the thing of it is, too, you
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know, you're 24, You know, he wants a guy.
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He wants a guy. No.
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He wants a guy. You heard it here first.
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He shaman wants a man. He's a guy who wants somebody in
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his age range. How old is he?
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He's 4546. Yeah, we're like this, almost
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the same age. Yeah, he was like 30.
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He looks good for his age, don't he?
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Yeah, I actually, when you said someone in his age range, I was
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like, what? Like I'm like what, 6 years
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younger than him? And he said 45 and I was like,
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oh, I'm out of that range. Yeah.
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You're really really, really. He was probably 21 when I was
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born. Yeah, he was in the service.
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He's all fighting in wars I couldn't even spell yet.
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So Needless to say, he's awesome.
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But. You know he is.
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He's good up front though. I like, I like when he sits up
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front. I do too.
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We always have a fun time. I love sitting up there like I,
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I used to only the only reason I kind of wanted to be dungeon
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masters because Mia knows this because I hate being outside
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when it's hot. So I'd like go sit in the
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dungeon all night. I'll be like I'm dungeon Master
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because I wanted to sit in the AC but now that it's cold I go
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hang. Out you're like, fuck it, I know
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she's. Like we can't keep her outside
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of the top. She'll get cranky.
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My sense I'm always wearing like vinyl or like latex type things
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to your parties. So when it is hot out and I'm in
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a full face of makeup and heels and like I'm like, I mean, we
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get we get options. I either look cute or I'm
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outside. Yeah, there's not an in between.
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It's true and fucking a between latex, PVC, anything like that,
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it's. Corset, Brock.
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Oh fuck yeah. My corset off at the last party
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me it was like damn he's stuck. That corset was so small though.
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It was so tight on you. I know and then like I was
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trying to get it off. It was like 1 button was stuck
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in the middle and it took like three of us to like get it off
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me but I looked itty bitty. It was crazy.
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Your titties were in your face too.
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That corset doesn't fit me that well so.
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That's. Why?
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Where my corsets that fit me, my titties are in my face but
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better that time it wasn't because it comes up halfway at
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my. I think I'm too short for it,
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but it's just funny 'cause I'm not that short.
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All right. We have a topic.
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Sorry, we did. Spanking an impact?
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Yeah, we. Haven't seen each other.
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So we miss each other. So we keep talking.
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I'm glad you How much did you hear?
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And she's like, did you hear it? I'm like, did you hear?
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God, there's still something I have to tell you.
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Did you remember it? Put a note on your.
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Phone. No, I didn't remember it yet.
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Fuck. OK, so still remember Pause.
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We're talking about it. Spanking an impact.
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Yeah. So we have somebody who comes
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regularly every week to get spankings, and Abby puts him
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over her knee, spanks him. Just bare hand.
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Bare hand and wooden paddles. He loves wooden paddles.
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Nice wooden paddles are nice. Yeah.
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What do you think about impact? I'd say it's my favorite.
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Like I, I enjoy it the most because I think I enjoy more of
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like a sensation type thing and I think impact plays into that
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pretty well. I like impact sensation play.
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So I like the more like I'd say the standard king stuff.
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That's that's kind of where like my favorites lie in.
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I will say like the crazy extreme stuff or like the really
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niche stuff is super fun. But like, if you're talking like
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what on a whim, I will just want to do it would be impact, but
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yeah. Okay, yeah, I agree with you.
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I think that to go back to your roots, it's just, yeah, it gets
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people in the mindset. I tell people, you know, put
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some handcuffs or put some, you know, cuffs on, blindfold them
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and then start doing the impact. It's also a good way to be,
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like, involved in kink without being super committed to
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something like, like, intense. Or it can just be very light and
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fun. Like you can be chained up or
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you could just be bent. Over or you can be standing up
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or you can be laying down like it's very versatile and I've
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told me of this at the party is like sometimes nobody will be
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playing, but if you get someone to do like a little impact scene
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somewhere, it like starts things because people like, okay, we're
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playing now. Well, I'm going to tell you this
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party missed you and especially not being in the their words.
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Some people ask. I need their.
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News. I would like to know.
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I would like to know who my fans are.
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How about that cute little short lady, the Polynesian looking
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woman that always, yeah, always has her titties out?
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She asked about you, her and her husband.
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They're worn dogs. They always are like how do we
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get a session with you? And I tell them the same thing
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every time. Yes.
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Never come to the tension. They are so funny.
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If next time they ask just go just like you want one right
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now, I just say that yes, I'll go to it right now.
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Tell them let's. Do I don't?
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I don't think the wife wants to be involved in the session.
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I think it's just for the husband.
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Oh, OK. Because he'll say when he talks
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to me about it, he's very much like for me.
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And then when his wife shows up he'll be like oh she said that
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she can see me at this time. I think I could be wrong but I'm
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pretty sure I remember it being for him and not for like both of
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them. But you know, if you ever do a
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scene with both of them as a session, I've.
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Never done a double session that I.
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Know that's what I'm going to tell you.
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Here's a pointer right here. You put them in the center of
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the room and you put a double ball gag in them.
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Make them face each other with the double ball gag.
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Breathe each other's hot breath. And then you give them each one
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hand, but then you tie the other one behind their back and then
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make them do sexual things to each other.
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Very sadistic. Yeah.
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And then if they don't do it right, you hit them OK.
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Sounds good. It did.
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It's great. It's great advice.
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I sometimes, like, I sometimes do like just bare bones, like
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BDSM kink, like sometimes it's my favorite.
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Like it's just like like the the most vanilla, simplest thing
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sometimes for me is just so fun. I think you couldn't have a lot
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of creativity with it, you know? Absolutely.
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Because I really like to like, scratch people.
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Like I like to do like little vampire gloves and like the
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pinwheels. And I like to use my
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fingernails. Like sometimes I have my talons
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on and I don't know, I really like that part.
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But I think I like impact because I think for me it's very
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sensual. Almost.
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Because like, I like that it can be extremely brutal or it can
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just be very light and fun. Yeah, it's very.
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Versatile. Yeah, it's like they don't know
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how far you're going to take it. Yeah, and I like that a lot.
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I I'd say I like to, I like to use the flogger.
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I'd say that's one of my my favorite ones just because it's
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very flowy and fun and it's not I feel because you can hit them
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a lot without it being super like repetitive.
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If that makes not repetitive but like super like and.
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Like monotonous. Yeah, because like with a
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paddle, you can't, you can only hit them so much and so often
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depending on pain level. But if they're like just a
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standard client or like a standard like person you're
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playing with, you don't want to just like with a paddle, like it
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won't be fun. So you like hit on them and they
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either wait and then you hit on them and you wait.
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But with the flogger, you could just be I'm tired anytime.
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If you put a song on and like while we're playing, I will be
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hitting you to the beat. You will do that.
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I've seen it. It's fun.
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It is fun. No one's complained yet, so I'm
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not gonna stop. And if they do complain, I
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won't. Stop.
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So I was training someone years ago and I said, look, it's
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green, you're good yellow. We're going to stop and assess
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red. The scene automatically stops,
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right? So we're doing the scene and she
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is like overly cautious about everything and she's just like,
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oh are you good? Are you good?
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Are you green? Are you green?
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I said listen, she did that the 1st 20 minutes.
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I said you keep fucking asking him, I'm going to fucking beat
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him harder while you watch. And she's like, OK, I'll shut
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up. The way I, because I was also
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overly cautious, but the way I kind of like got around asking
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so much is I would tell them straight up, I won't know to
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stop unless you tell me. That's it.
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And I, and I've had to tell people this.
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I'm like, you just have to trust that whoever you're doming will
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let you know because like I said, you can't, you can't stop
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something that they they haven't expressed that you think you
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need to stop. You know, OK, so on, on this
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kind of perspective of things, right?
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So we have a mutual friend and I often tell him, I said, you
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know, you're very submissive. You don't know when to tell
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someone no in the real life, right?
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Oh, she's pissed. Can you hear this?
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Yeah, I hope y'all can hear that.
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I know, right? Oh, they'll hear it.
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Yeah. This is my Chihuahua.
19:58
She doesn't want anyone else coming around her.
20:00
And she's mad 'cause I'm petting this other Chihuahua.
20:04
She's like you fucking bitch. And by this other Chihuahua,
20:08
it's also me as Chihuahua. So yeah, she has 20.
20:13
Just five, just five. About 38 Chihuahuas live in this
20:16
house and they all want me dead. You know that the the little
20:21
memes where it said if I ever win the lottery.
20:24
Oh, you wouldn't know, but there'd be signs.
20:26
Yes. It's just I come here one day
20:27
and you have an actual like army of Chihuahuas.
20:30
Yes, it will be an army and I will have a separate house built
20:33
for them, you know, outside. So be the Chihuahua mansion, you
20:37
know. That's so funny they have their
20:42
own swimming pool. Yeah, exactly.
20:45
Everything would be baby Chihuahuas.
20:47
That's super cute, right? OK, so we were talking about,
20:53
oh, this is the perspective. This is my question here for
20:56
you. So our mutual friend, he's a
20:59
submissive. He has a hard time saying no.
21:01
And I said to him, I said, listen, this is part of an
21:04
issue. What I tell a lot of
21:06
submissives. If you can't communicate in real
21:10
life, how are you expected to communicate in a scene to say,
21:15
hey, enough is enough? Exactly.
21:17
But at this point in time, he got into a scene and he didn't
21:22
say stop. He didn't say yellow nothing.
21:25
And so it went a little past his threshold, his pain threshold.
21:32
So, you know, he came to me. He's like, yeah, I have a hard
21:35
time saying no. And I said, you know, then you
21:37
don't need to be doing scenes. You.
21:38
Can't because you'll, you'll get yourself hurt.
21:42
And also like not wanting to say no, you're whoever's doming you
21:46
doesn't want to make you uncomfortable.
21:48
So you not saying no is only going to like it's only hurting
21:52
both of you. Like it's going to hurt both of
21:54
you because they don't want to make you uncomfortable.
21:56
You don't want to be uncomfortable.
21:57
And the way to solve that is to communicate.
22:00
Because if you can't communicate, then you're going
22:01
to create an unsafe environment where you could get hurt or you
22:05
could have someone hurt you, you know, And it's just important,
22:09
important to know your own like boundaries and what you can
22:12
take. And, you know, sometimes you
22:14
like go to experiment and you try to take more than usual and
22:17
you figure out doesn't work. But you just have to be honest,
22:19
you know, 'cause I, I would never want someone to stick
22:22
something out just because they don't want to say no.
22:24
That would make me feel very uncomfortable.
22:26
I probably wouldn't play with somebody again if I found out
22:29
that they did that just 'cause I'm like, oh shit, like I could
22:32
have hurt you for real. And then we'd both be in some
22:34
shit, you know? And I think there's one thing to
22:38
pushing yourself. Yeah.
22:39
But then there's another point where it's like you've injured
22:42
yourself because you wouldn't talk exactly.
22:44
Or you know. Or not even injured, but you
22:46
just did something you weren't comfortable with.
22:48
Yeah, that's true too. Yeah, it's just it's not fun for
22:51
anybody then. You know, when I mentioned that
22:53
on Fat Life years ago, it's been 5 or 6 years, I said something
22:58
and they're like, oh, now you're victim blaming.
23:01
And I was like, oh Jesus, are they victims?
23:03
They're not a victim, though. You know, I don't know.
23:07
You know, can you ever be right about this situation?
23:10
No, I feel like you could do, you could have anything you do
23:13
in the king saying someone's going to be like, well.
23:15
Actually, you didn't do enough. Aftercare, You didn't do
23:19
aftercare, You didn't do this. You didn't do that.
23:21
Yeah, it's like. You didn't you?
23:23
Sleep at the sunny water and not a Fiji water and you know that
23:26
water isn't good for them. Like stupid shit.
23:30
You didn't kiss their ass and pet them before they there's a.
23:33
Circle and jump on one foot and train to the rain God.
23:37
Evil. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:41
No, it's it's so I don't know. That's why I kind of keep to
23:44
myself as much as I, I'm trying to make some friends in the
23:47
community, I'm going about it so slow because I just don't want
23:51
to be involved with anybody who's going to be like, like
23:54
mean to me about like, just like their own opinions, you know,
23:57
because everyone does kink differently and there's so many
24:00
different ways to be kinky that like when you get so up your own
24:05
ass about what's right and what's wrong and you know, good
24:07
and you know, bad, then you just kind of like like exile a bunch
24:11
of people who don't do it like that.
24:13
Because not everyone needs aftercare.
24:15
Not everyone needs this. Not everyone needs that.
24:18
When I used to sub, I personally did not require any aftercare.
24:22
And so if somebody saw me do a scene with somebody back when I
24:26
subbed and I didn't get aftercare because I don't need
24:29
it, we've already talked about it.
24:30
And then they go on Fetlife going, well, this Dom who was
24:33
doming Barbie didn't give give her aftercare.
24:37
So now they're a bad person. It'd be like, well, you
24:39
actually, you don't know me, you don't know the situation, so
24:42
you're just talking out of your ass.
24:44
Well, you know, and there's a lot of people that when we do
24:47
scenes together in the dungeon, you know, if they're like up on
24:51
the box or they're they're in a different position that requires
24:56
them maybe to get up, you know, whether they were laying down or
24:59
whatever, you know, I will assist them and I always tell
25:04
everybody assist them so they they lose their balance.
25:07
You know they're not falling. And yeah, I always have a hand
25:09
on their elbow when they're getting up and down the blocks.
25:12
Yeah, I mean, that's logical. So then we assist them over to
25:15
the couch. We give them a bottle of water,
25:17
you know. It's not the standard aftercare
25:20
for like for, I will say the dungeon aftercare with people
25:23
that we might not be like that we might not know personally
25:27
that we like, you know, play with.
25:28
That's my aftercare. It's more of, you know, help you
25:31
down, get you some water, check in with you, give you some paper
25:35
towels, make sure you're good, you know, turn the music down,
25:38
talk softly with you, like that kind of thing.
25:41
Yeah. I'd say if it was somebody who
25:42
like, was like my play partner or like a partner of mine, it
25:47
would go differently. But yeah, I feel.
25:48
You would fuck him senseless after him.
25:51
Yeah, when, when we're done with the scene, they'd be like after
25:54
Karen, I'd hit him in the face and go, what the fuck did you
25:56
just say? Lick my pussy.
26:01
This is your aftercare, mother. They're.
26:03
Like can I get aftercare? I'm like you can leave.
26:06
I lock them outside getting the kid on, you're done.
26:11
Don't ask for shit in this house.
26:14
God, you're so inconsiderate of how I feel.
26:22
But then I'm nice with people I don't know.
26:23
I'm kidding. That's awesome.
26:25
God bless. I've missed you, Barbie.
26:28
Thank you. So let's send it on that, shall
26:30
we? Yeah, so just a reminder, never
26:33
ask me for aftercare because I will spit in your face.
26:36
I'm kidding. Yes.
26:37
Absolutely. People are going to ask me now
26:39
because they want me to spit in their face.
26:41
Wow. So I also, we've brought this up
26:44
the last time you and I talked, and that is if people have an
26:47
Apple App, they can leave and they have an Apple account that
26:53
they can actually leave feedback and actually good reviews on our
26:58
Mistress Mia's Dungeon podcast. Yeah, that's on Apple Music.
27:02
Right. Yeah, on Apple on.
27:03
Spotify, I think you don't need an Apple phone, I think you can
27:05
just still like rate it. Yeah, you can rate it and as far
27:08
as the stars go, but they don't let you write in a comment.
27:11
You have to give us a lot of stars and a lot of good reviews
27:14
or they're going to make a stop. Yeah, they're.
27:17
Going to fire us guys. Our ratings have gone up, yeah,
27:22
but you know, it's. Because we've been threatening
27:25
them at the end of every episode.
27:26
Yeah, Barbie will kill you all now kill you with a gun.
27:29
I'm. Just kidding.
27:31
But, you know, I told different people.
27:33
I said, you know, this last event, too.
27:35
I said, you know, I'm happy to give half off at the next party.
27:39
Oh. My God discounts for rating five
27:40
stars. Yes, I did.
27:42
Funny, I did and I I had a few people that did.
27:45
It I'd do it. It's great, you know.
27:48
That's fun. Right.
27:49
I mean, the next party's like 40-45 bucks.
27:52
Hey, you know, write me a review maybe.
27:54
British themed. I don't know what I'm going to
27:55
wear. You know what I did not realize
27:58
was all my favorite singers? Sade Beatles.
28:02
I knew Beatles, obviously. George Michael, I knew that.
28:05
Phil Collins, you know these are so you.
28:07
Didn't know Sade. I didn't know Sade was from
28:10
fucking UK. I didn't know that.
28:13
You know, are you going to do some food?
28:14
Are you going to do gross British food?
28:16
I'm going to do some British cuisine because you, my little
28:20
bestie, you know, Dragonling, it's going to be her birthday.
28:24
I. Got to figure out what I'm going
28:25
to wear. You know you can wear tea and
28:29
crumpets you can wear. Do I wear tea and crumpets?
28:32
You could be. A little tea and I tell you a
28:37
little teapot Barbie. We were talking about going to
28:40
those kink event and they were going to do like a human
28:42
charcuterie board and me and my friends were talking about it
28:45
and I was like I don't know if we should go because I
28:47
personally would not eat off. I've been there, done that.
28:50
You know what I've done? We put plastic wrap on somebody.
28:53
Yeah. And then put the food.
28:55
Personally, like I wouldn't eat a piece of pepperoni off
28:57
someone's nipple like but that's just me.
28:59
You. Pussy.
29:00
Yeah, we've been over this proud, proud pussy over here.
29:06
Well, it's it's less because I'm scared and more because I'm like
29:08
you. I'm I'm just a bitch.
29:14
We did one. I'm a hater and judgmental.
29:17
We. Had we had one girl and she went
29:19
on the piano and we put we put lettuce leaves and cabbage.
29:24
Leaves with the food cabbage leaves and lettuce leaf but like
29:28
raw dog and I'm like I can't do that there's.
29:29
Nice ways of doing it because. I'm like, I don't know if that
29:32
person showered well, because imagine you're it's a human
29:36
charcuterie and I have no way to guarantee if that person is
29:39
clean. So that's why I'm like, I need
29:41
some cling wrap. I need a piece of lettuce
29:43
separating separating you from whatever meeting.
29:47
Next part of you're going to have a human charcuterie, but
29:51
you have to eat the pepperoni off someone's nipple or you're
29:53
fired. I put it right on her clip.
29:56
Barbie chow down. I'm going to.
29:58
Never in my fucking life, never in my fucking mind, Mia.
30:07
Trying to get me to do anything is so hard.
30:10
Mia's like you free today. I'm like, yeah, free three
30:12
years. Bitch.
30:15
We'll be at the party. She's like, you should go flirt
30:17
with that guy and be like, no, I'm so scared of all
30:21
interactions. And they end up coming to you
30:24
anyway, and they're like, yo you, Barbie.
30:26
Oh yeah, so if for future reference, if you like me, you
30:29
have to approach me because I will never.
30:30
Approach. We had some hot motherfuckers,
30:33
of course. Last one party.
30:34
I'm not there. I'm.
30:35
Telling you damn. Maybe they'll come to the
30:38
British one and they can meet me.
30:39
Yeah, yeah, that'd be nice. I'm looking for.
30:42
A boy to do all my chores and to take me on dates and to tell me
30:45
I'm pretty and then to leave me alone.
30:46
And I don't want to talk to him, you know?
30:49
Yeah, I get that, I get that. Totally, I'm actually looking
30:53
for two boyfriends so I can dress them as twins and make
30:57
them do all my chores. Oh my God, one of my friends.
31:01
Suggested girlfriend as well, but I'll love her.
31:03
Yeah. One of wow.
31:08
One of my friends suggested that I get matching pajamas for my
31:12
slave boy and my GIMP. You should and I'm like I am not
31:15
you make. The boys match and then you love
31:17
the woman unconditionally. That's how bisexuality work.
31:20
Wow, women are too much though. They're only fun for an in and
31:26
out situation. I'm sorry, I feel the opposite.
31:28
Yeah, I know You do I. Feel like for me, men are the
31:30
easy ones because men don't require a lot.
31:33
And I feel like when whenever I interact with a woman or like
31:36
date with date a woman, I'm like, OK, I have to lock in.
31:39
I actually have to put in effort.
31:40
Women deserve effort because women need effort.
31:43
With a man, I'll just send him like a nipple pick and he's like
31:46
good for the next two weeks. That's what I'm saying.
31:47
Women are too much fucking work. Yeah, but it's like not the
31:50
worst work ever. Like if I really want a
31:53
relationship where I feel like intelligently a matched to date
31:57
a. Woman wow.
32:00
So I was having a brief conversation before we go.
32:02
Yeah, we've been going for like 10.
32:04
Minutes. I have to tell.
32:04
Yeah, fuck it anyway. They listen, they don't.
32:07
I don't care who's. Going to clock us.
32:10
They're going to go, Yeah, actually, I think you should
32:11
shut the fuck up on your own podcast.
32:13
Who? Is your Tom called bitch anyway?
32:16
I told. Be grateful we've been gone.
32:19
I'm getting mad. Sorry, I'm getting rowdy If for
32:22
some reason it's like. I can finally talk now, a little
32:24
bit anyway. I know me hasn't been able to
32:26
talk to me for like 3 years and so now I'm like terrible.
32:31
Can't Sing yet? But we have to debrief or some
32:33
Dick apparently. Sorry guys.
32:35
It helps. It does not relax.
32:38
Your throat? Yeah, I'm sure it does.
32:43
Yeah, shoving something in your damaged throat sounds so
32:47
helpful. It's like just knocking the
32:50
ulcers loose or something. I was going to say, you had that
32:52
big old Anaconda. Day I don't have throat ulcers.
32:57
I probably did after but not before.
33:02
OK. So what you're saying?
33:04
So I told, I told Charles I was like Charles, I said, did you
33:09
see all these sexy women at the party?
33:12
He's like, yeah, I said yeah, but I really didn't see anybody
33:15
that I liked per SE. I wasn't there.
33:18
You weren't there, but you're not my type either, Barbie.
33:20
My type has changed with women recently.
33:23
I see. OK, what's your type?
33:24
And I'll tell you mine. I was a femme for femme so I
33:27
liked femme girls, but I've had two masks back-to-back and so
33:30
now I'm into like a masculine like Butch lesbian.
33:33
Like the Butch lesbian. I've never been into butchers
33:36
but like recently I'm like. There was a Butch lesbian at one
33:40
of the parties like three parties ago.
33:42
She comes in with a fucking wife beater with her hair slicked
33:45
back like the 50s she was. Sexiest jump on that bitch like
33:48
a fucking cougar, you. Would I'm telling you she's
33:50
beautiful. Never liked masculine like like
33:52
lesbians and then like the last two girls like I've interacted
33:56
with have been both been masculine and that's like so out
33:59
of like the ordinary for me. But it.
34:01
Changed my brain chemistry and now I'm like.
34:05
Do you want to be submissive to her?
34:07
We can talk about that all the fuck we are not going to.
34:11
I haven't rotated on hold. OK, then, So what I said to
34:16
Charles was he's like, so did you see any women you like?
34:19
He's like, what kind of women do you like?
34:20
And I was like, I like little petite black women, but they
34:25
have to be submissive. I don't.
34:26
Like people smaller than me, I like big old bitches.
34:28
No, no, no in any respect. I want a little teeny black girl
34:32
who's like 5 foot, you know, cute teeter.
34:37
Yeah, not not some big old ass girl because I can't handle that
34:40
on my knees, but you know, someone cute and I could just
34:43
play that's a. Little bit I don't like big
34:44
girls because we there can't be two big girls there has they can
34:47
only one. That doesn't work.
34:48
There's only enough room for one big bitch.
34:50
Yeah, like, I don't know. I love me a big, strong
34:53
motherfucker. I love me a motherfucker.
34:55
Like big old muscles and stuff like that.
34:57
Or like just someone who's big. Like I want someone like if we
35:00
breeded, like we'd make warriors kind of vibe.
35:03
Years ago, I was seeing this cute little black girl for fun.
35:06
Yeah, so cute. And she was fucking adorable.
35:09
And then she comes over to my house one day and of course, you
35:12
know, we're fucking and doing all sorts of nasty shit.
35:15
And then she's like. This is the last time I get to
35:18
see. You and I was like, why is that?
35:20
And she's like, well, you know, my girlfriend, the one who plays
35:23
arena football. I wish I was her, yeah.
35:26
She's like, she found out where you live?
35:29
And I was like, oh, fuck me. What?
35:32
Like, oh, she mad. She was mad, OK.
35:36
And I got a lovely phone call from her.
35:39
You have to drop them. Yeah.
35:41
No, I just survived my first lesbian fuck boy.
35:45
You know, I'll think about her for the rest of my life.
35:48
She knew. What's really funny is that she
35:51
kind of ghosted me and I kind of ghosted her back.
35:54
So it's like she's not really into me, 'cause like we, I'm not
35:56
asking for marriage, I'm just asking for a bit more attention.
35:59
I feel I'm worth it. And I was hooking up with like
36:01
different masked lesbian. I was on one and it was like
36:04
this bitch had a sixth sense. Cause the second this bitch
36:07
starts eating me out I get like 3 different texts from the other
36:09
lesbian and I'm like Oh my God. Suffering from success right
36:12
now. Wow, wow, look at me go.
36:16
That's great. Well, Needless to say, I've told
36:19
my husband the same situation. And then the other night, we
36:22
went out to dinner and what do you think we got as a waitress?
36:26
A sexy, cute little black girl. And I was like, oh, my goodness,
36:29
she's flirting with me. I'm flirting with her.
36:31
And then I was like, maybe she's not in the lifestyle.
36:33
Then it was crowded. It was a loud restaurant.
36:36
So I'm like, so Bren, that's the first name.
36:41
Hit my line. Yeah.
36:42
E-mail me, you had the cute. Little if you're a Jack Butch
36:46
lesbian, hit my line. There you go.
36:49
You might get ignored, but I might.
36:51
You might not get ignored. Dude, I'm like, I have to tell
36:55
you like how many unopened fat messages I have.
36:58
I'm about to hit a new record. Oh my God, open them.
37:01
No, some of them. Yeah, what if it's sessions?
37:06
No, they usually say they're sessions in the tagline.
37:08
OK? Anytime someone's messaged me
37:10
for a session, they'll be like in the tagline.
37:13
They'll be like session or booking.
37:14
Or you can tell the rest of them are just like, hey snow buddy, I
37:18
got 12 inches down here and I'm like, I'm scared of Jesus.
37:21
I'm scared of that. Barbie's like, no I.
37:25
Had a big Dick like a few months ago now I'm still recovering.
37:27
That's why I went to women. I was on a boy kick.
37:30
Now I'm on a girl kick. I was going to say Dick so.
37:32
Big made me switch sides for a minute.
37:34
Dick started coming out your ear, dude.
37:36
Literally, I was. Like I literally went to me.
37:38
I was like I think I almost died.
37:40
He almost put me on the SVU like.
37:42
Barbie was like NIA. I tried to use the penis pump on
37:44
him for fun it. Didn't work.
37:46
He couldn't even fit. It in the cylindrical tube.
37:49
Holy fuck. Jesus.
37:52
Charles was like Jesus Christ. Yeah.
37:54
He had to buy like a custom like like cock cage because all the
37:58
ones in the dungeon didn't fit either.
38:00
And how many are in the dungeon? Like eight, yeah, and then some.
38:04
I know that's crazy. When I was done with him, I was
38:06
like, I got to switch sides for a minute.
38:08
I'm tired. I'm like I have to go be a
38:11
Princess. I can't work anymore.
38:13
Yeah, yeah. He had a big man hog.
38:15
He did crazy. We went to a party together the
38:17
other day. OK, you have to tell me all
38:19
about. I was trying to go to parties
38:21
outside of, you know, here, trying to make more friends, go
38:24
do more things, see new sites. Yeah, I think they're new
38:27
though. Right.
38:29
I can't. Yeah, they are.
38:30
Yeah, it was it. They have a great venue, just
38:34
it's a little spread out. And when it's spread out like
38:37
that and you don't have a ton of people, it feels empty.
38:39
Yeah. You know, it was crazy because
38:42
someone commented, of course they go on Fetlife and comment
38:45
why there's not the many people here.
38:46
I'm like, bitch, there's fucking.
38:48
At the time there was 80 people here already.
38:50
That's why I suggested we condense the party, because now
38:52
when there's 80 people, you can see 80 people because the party,
38:56
because when you used to have the stuff like all the way in
38:58
the back, it was good for privacy.
39:00
But then it was like if there was like 20 people out there and
39:04
you came to the party and there's 20 people inside, it
39:05
just looks like there's 10 people.
39:07
Yeah, that's true. That's true.
39:09
We make all you bitches go on top of each other now.
39:13
You go in that. Love shack and you fuck and you
39:15
go everybody mega tent and you have a good time and you shut up
39:17
about it the mega tent and if you want privacy you're at the
39:21
wrong rent a hotel. If you want privacy, you get in
39:24
the mega tent and you say thank you mega tent.
39:28
Shit okay on that. Note y'all can tell me and me, I
39:32
haven't talked for a while. Let's make your mega tense
39:36
reality. You like that?
39:41
All hail Mega. Tense Y'all don't know nothing
39:45
about no mega tense. All right.
39:48
Thanks for listening, Barbie. Tell them what you're going to
39:52
say, Jesus. Make sure to leave a review like
39:54
our podcast if you want to keep hearing us ramble on and may all
39:59
your fantasies become. Realities.
40:02
Goodbye.