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Episode 335: Soft Teeth and P*ssy Tongue · Not That Serious

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  Speaker 1: Been ready since.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, what's up? What we drink? You know?
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  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just over here minding my basic tying a twizzler
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  Speaker 1: and nots oh my god, not tying that.
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  Speaker 2: He's braiding it?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you braiding and braiding.
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  Speaker 2: The pulling peel has?
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  Speaker 3: Don't you?
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  Speaker 1: If I could, I would. He definitely twists him up.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I get a hair starter locks. Every time
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  Speaker 1: I get a haircut, I shave myself. Huh, every time
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  Speaker 1: I get a haircut. Everything makes perfectly perfect sense.
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  Speaker 2: I understand.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, it's just the perfect sense of what he said.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear it.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I do it every time I get a hair every time.
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  Speaker 1: It makes sense. Pitch good shaved, Hell, get pitch Good shaved.
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  Speaker 1: Dicking balls get shaved as good shaved.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, he's be walking around just slipping the slide.
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  Speaker 2: We weep, weep, weep, a little sweeze exact.
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  Speaker 1: A sweat beat goes from his balls to his ankle
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  Speaker 1: and and one point two seconds ship in my legs.
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  Speaker 1: It just now granted there's not much hair flying the
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  Speaker 1: howay it just sounds like date total funk.
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  Speaker 4: It was.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just sweat wet beat goes down the ball, there
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  Speaker 1: it goes, and they're coming around about.
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  Speaker 2: Coming back around.
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  Speaker 1: How exciting you spend all day watching these cars going
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  Speaker 1: to fucking circle.
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  Speaker 2: The ass Sweat five hundred.
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  Speaker 5: Sweat five hundred.
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  Speaker 1: We're hearing a nice sweaty sunny day live from Keenan's
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  Speaker 1: Balls for the Ass Sweat five hundred, folks, it's looking
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  Speaker 1: to be a slobber knocker of a pubic pubic pound
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  Speaker 1: race today. I thought you was gonna be able to
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  Speaker 1: keep going. I can't keep going. Now we're good.
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  Speaker 2: We don't have to.
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  Speaker 1: How is anybody's weeks? Yeah, let's get there. Well, Mike,
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  Speaker 1: we got better when I've seen me live from the
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  Speaker 1: ass Sweat five hundred, Live from Keenan's Balls.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're wondering.
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  Speaker 1: Watch called the ASSWAT five hundred and we're filming at
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  Speaker 1: Keene's Ball. Well, there's son of an an all connected
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  Speaker 1: system there. We got a new contestant called seems to
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  Speaker 1: be connecting the races. It's the first time we've seen
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  Speaker 1: this contestant today.
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  Speaker 2: Uhinley, Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: McKinley, straight from down South. He's a he's a firecracker,
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  Speaker 1: lone wolf, they say, a lone wolf. Wish she got
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  Speaker 1: a little more attention, a little more.
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  Speaker 2: Attention to.
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  Speaker 1: Whoever needs to hear that, whoever that message made me for?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: But uh yeah, how's everybody, man, how's everybody doing? Gucci?
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  Speaker 2: My boy?
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  Speaker 1: I bet it is. It was good.
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  Speaker 2: It was busy. I got a new car.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I've seen that looking.
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  Speaker 3: I was quick as hell I had because I had
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  Speaker 3: to give my expert today. Well because yeah, this this
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  Speaker 3: does happen a lot. So now it's just like how fast,
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  Speaker 3: Like you got the check to like go.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't. I had to spend my own money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: God damn, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be that fast, don't I mean? Is quick? Not
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  Speaker 1: quick enough?
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  Speaker 3: Well, when the accident happened and when paperwork needed to
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  Speaker 3: be sent out. Everything happened very fast with smooth. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: I just didn't get to check out so that I
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  Speaker 3: have a story. That's why I got switched to so
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  Speaker 3: oh you gotta switched to progressive.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck them.
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  Speaker 2: So what happened was pretty well.
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  Speaker 3: Fontanine Fontane was the one that sold me the car.
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  Speaker 3: Mm At first, I really wanted to get a Dodge Durringo.
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  Speaker 3: I was kind of set on that I wanted a
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  Speaker 3: big Durrango. Why because the new Durrangos are nice. You
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  Speaker 3: haven't seen him, like the twenty twenty one and up?
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  Speaker 2: What about fuel efficiency?
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  Speaker 3: Fuck that, I want to.
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  Speaker 1: Go fast than anything. Yeah, I mean efficiency.
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  Speaker 2: I mean the Grand Cherokee is kind of like on
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  Speaker 2: the same level. Oh that's what you got.
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  Speaker 3: I got a Grand Cherokee. Okay, so it's not like
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  Speaker 3: it's not that much better. But also I need space,
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  Speaker 3: I need storage. I got tired of having little. I
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  Speaker 3: had two Nissan Moronto's.
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  Speaker 1: Bit my car is very spacious. You can sit behind.
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  Speaker 1: You can sit behind my seat and still have a
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  Speaker 1: Grand Cherokee.
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  Speaker 2: No exactly, but I'm saying that's why yours would work.
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  Speaker 2: It would work. I don't like how you said it's
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  Speaker 2: a little and what you got that Honda Santa Fe.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted something a little more like bird like, not
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  Speaker 3: the opposite of bird like. Yeah, I'm tired of having
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  Speaker 3: mom cars. Excuse me, bro I had a Nissan Rogue,
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  Speaker 3: I mean soccer mom truck.
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  Speaker 1: I know a lot of women. Yeah, but but you
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  Speaker 1: said you got deep compass.
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  Speaker 3: No grand cherry, what's that Ladaro ex or something like that?
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  Speaker 1: You said.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I know a lot of women with compasses.
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  Speaker 3: There's gonna be a lot of keen in this episode.
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  Speaker 3: I can I can feel it.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not no, it's fine, it's it's great, it's lovely,
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  Speaker 2: it's wonderful.
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  Speaker 3: So I got that. Like I said, I wanted Bronco
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  Speaker 3: or not Bronco Durango. At first ended up seeing a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of jeeps. I was all right, that was cool,
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  Speaker 3: and then I got what do we do? I think
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  Speaker 3: we looked them up online to see like what else
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  Speaker 3: was in stop, and they saw they had that great one.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I want that hit hm hm hell
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  Speaker 3: simple ass. The payments, I'll go into this because it's interesting, right, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: Originally this payment was gonna be six eighty three, fuck you, right,
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  Speaker 3: so I said, fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Six age three is American dollars.
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  Speaker 2: American dollars.
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  Speaker 3: My brother was with me, not night, check your insurance
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  Speaker 3: and get a quote and see, like how much the
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  Speaker 3: insurance will be for this car for twenty five?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, suck my day. Wait eighty three.
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  Speaker 1: Five? You hitting the sperm bake at least twice a
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  Speaker 1: month every time. So I was like, yeah, bro, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Like blood blank yeah, literally everything anything you can.
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  Speaker 1: Get from me? He said, is there a pe bank,
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  Speaker 1: marrow clean anybody.
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  Speaker 2: You need platelets? Platelets?
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  Speaker 1: Anybody, bone marrow anybody all. I'm a tight I'm walking around.
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  Speaker 2: I got the money though.
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  Speaker 1: You just got a handful of cookies that did give
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  Speaker 1: you when you donate. There's like twelve sugar cookies.
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  Speaker 3: Feel in the dumb dumb so so uh, I'm like, yo,
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  Speaker 3: this would be like over thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: I can't pay that for a month. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: He would be DJing everything everything MITZ for Alright, give
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  Speaker 1: it a He's gonna be in the fucking gen everybody
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  Speaker 1: give a bit. Shaloan to Dave Raberminski.
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  Speaker 5: That's my boy.
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  Speaker 2: Dave Yo.
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  Speaker 3: Does some numbers Country numbers talking to the broker. He
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  Speaker 3: comes back, He's like, bro, I got I got you
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  Speaker 3: on Progressive one hundred and fifty five a month. I said, what,
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  Speaker 3: My shows had been that low since high school. So
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  Speaker 3: they finessed all from four to twenty five, switched me
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  Speaker 3: over to Progressive.
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  Speaker 1: I was okay, looked at it was legit. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was a scam. I'm like, nigga, it was like
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  Speaker 1: insurance money glitch. Well, they do a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: say that you should shop insurance insurances, like every four
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  Speaker 1: to five years.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I've only been on guy cop.
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  Speaker 1: I might have to do that because take it out
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  Speaker 1: mine like one ten.
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  Speaker 2: That's not ooh yeah, I think we're in the same boat.
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  Speaker 2: We got some I mean, have you been in accidents?
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  Speaker 2: I haven't been in an accident since college.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty reglant, don't you.
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  Speaker 6: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a lot we're gonna be?
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  Speaker 6: No, that's fucking low and ship boy, that's because you
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  Speaker 6: niggas are problem drivers.
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  Speaker 2: People hit me though.
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  Speaker 1: You always need to get hit.
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  Speaker 2: You need to I don't know, you need to learn
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  Speaker 2: how to weave, nigga.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to have your head on a swivel
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  Speaker 1: a little more. I didn't weave, I would have sucked
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  Speaker 1: it up for real.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what's yours?
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  Speaker 1: You know my assurance is to eighteen?
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: So mine was to sixty seven Jesus Christ, to sixty
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  Speaker 3: seven in my car new for them for the Nissan
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  Speaker 3: Road was four twenty five. Stinky crazy right, But also
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  Speaker 3: since then, my credit hasn't risen.
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  Speaker 1: Experts. Okay, don't give a number, it is your credit okay,
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, my credits asked, I'm building my ship back
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  Speaker 1: up right now, there we go. Well, no, that it
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  Speaker 1: was high before, Like before then.
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  Speaker 2: I'm paying one to fifteen to two. You said, well,
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  Speaker 2: how much you pay? Like you got me beat five hours?
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  Speaker 2: My credit?
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  Speaker 1: It was high before, you thinking, no, my credit. Uh
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  Speaker 1: So when I was with Progressive, I was paying like
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: to sixty something to sixty something and my credit was
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  Speaker 1: like seven twenty. But then I get a call from
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  Speaker 1: Progressive one day and it was like, hey, the cost
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  Speaker 1: of business is going up, so we're gonna raise your
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  Speaker 1: insurance one hundred some dollars. No, I'm like, excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: so because because I was pitched off because I went
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  Speaker 1: from like ninety something to one ten. And I've had
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  Speaker 1: Progressive for that with the buick.
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  Speaker 2: You shut your ass. Yeah I had that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course he had ninety dollars, had three. Miss
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  Speaker 1: you baby, I would love you forever, baby. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: why ship bitch. They was paying you to drive that
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  Speaker 1: car exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I kept it clean though, so your credit on the outside.
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  Speaker 1: And then.
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  Speaker 2: He had a lot of heart. I've been in that car.
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  Speaker 1: My car is not that bad, brom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to think. You never I never wrote it.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm seeing. I never you never gave
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  Speaker 3: me ride.
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  Speaker 1: My car right now is great?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it better be. It got over speached.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I got a I got an O C.
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  Speaker 1: D person in the car. She was like, she was like,
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  Speaker 1: I have to keep a towel in there because she
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  Speaker 1: just doesn't want to touch the leather.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, huh, why not.
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  Speaker 1: She'd just be like, you know, I'll have occasional crumb
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  Speaker 1: on the thing because like I used to lunch in
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  Speaker 1: my car and that's where I keep my or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And she was like, oh no, I had to keep
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  Speaker 1: a talent as when you get in the car, just
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  Speaker 1: like a makeshift seat coming the occasional crumb. Why is
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: there crumbs on her seat because that's where I put
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  Speaker 1: my food when I sit in my car and eat,
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: like I put the bag and stuff on the passenger seat.
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  Speaker 1: You keep everything in your lap when I'm eating. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, I keep everything in the passenger sign like
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  Speaker 1: it's not in the bag still, like you just rip
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  Speaker 1: it out like crumb is getting on the chair. Because
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  Speaker 1: what I will do is like I don't like digging
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  Speaker 1: in the bag for fries and shit like that. I'll
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  Speaker 1: take the fries out and just like sit it there.
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  Speaker 2: And then you don't put in a cup holder.
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  Speaker 1: The cup holder is filled with my cup. You got
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  Speaker 1: two of them, yeah, and the other ones for change?
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  Speaker 2: You can't just put the cup on top of the change.
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  Speaker 1: I don't trust it because the mountain of change is
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  Speaker 1: really high.
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  Speaker 2: Where do you keep the change in your car?
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  Speaker 1: And the change compartment in my center console? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't feel like doing all that. And every time I
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  Speaker 1: want how many times are you getting changed my hopefully every.
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  Speaker 3: Time I go to fast change in the side of
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  Speaker 3: the door. I hate having changed in a couple.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even have change for cash, nigga, Yeah, what
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  Speaker 2: do you have change for? Yeah? Like, what do you have?
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  Speaker 1: What do I have changed when you when's the last
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: time you grabbed in that change? Oh, I want to
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  Speaker 1: say a few days ago? That's great?
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  Speaker 2: Hell no, hell no, fu No.
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  Speaker 3: They made bad life decisions.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have anyone that loves you.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Backflip for this nickel. Okay, that word, I start making
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  Speaker 1: the niggas. So again, half dollars? What are you doing
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  Speaker 1: with the change? Would you? Fuck?
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Like? When I have cash?
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm starting to try to keep cash more on
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  Speaker 1: me now, Yeah, me too, at least twenty dollars in
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  Speaker 1: my pocket all at all times. I find it easy
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: to save money that way. But again, what are you
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  Speaker 1: using change for? When I go eat or when I
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: go I give an exact change exchange when I go
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  Speaker 1: to If I have cash, I would absolutely give exact change. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: y'all don't give exact change when y'all have it? No,
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: because I actually say it change. That's what the change is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I use my phone or appsord oh like, but if
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  Speaker 1: you have cash, You're not going to give exact change
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: if I have it, But that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Like, no, doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: Even carry like, there's no space for cash.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: So I don't carry literally, Yeah, you got the little
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  Speaker 1: Joe Joe.
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  Speaker 2: There's no I couldn't put cash in there, but I
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  Speaker 2: want to.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: You got a money clip, but cash in your pocket
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  Speaker 1: walk around? Sounds like that's how I used to live.
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  Speaker 2: That was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: You've seen it.
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  Speaker 1: Be a Waiian's dream.
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  Speaker 2: In your pockets, living crazy, real.
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  Speaker 1: Wild with the whole not yeah not yeah, but oh
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy. Yeah. I get excited when I get to
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  Speaker 1: have to give exact change.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I mean it is exciting, like, oh, your.
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  Speaker 1: Totally is eight sixty seven. Oh I have that, I
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  Speaker 1: exactly and I want no shame here, you know, like, no,
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  Speaker 1: here's eight dollars.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, Clen.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: You're the guy that gives like the one sense so
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: you can get a quarterback.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yep, that's good math, smart math, absolutely one hundred percent.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: You fuck up some kid like in Queen King and
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Queen's like that, and I don't understand how you're doing
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  Speaker 1: it because nigga, all you're doing is typing them the number.
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  Speaker 2: I was that kid, Thank god.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, shout out to Regal for everything only
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  Speaker 3: being on the quarter so we didn't have to do
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  Speaker 3: nearly as much math. It was even with taxi at
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  Speaker 3: twenty five, fifty seventy five, all of that, even with tags.
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  Speaker 3: Shoutouts to them for doing this thing.
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  Speaker 2: Elsie was in hell even then.
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  Speaker 3: You giving me eight eight seventy nine bad at math
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  Speaker 3: and then making me do math on my feet while
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: people are in line.
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  Speaker 2: Your totals thirteen sixty seven, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: It's ten forty five. I'm fucked clear. You want to usher?
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  Speaker 1: They kept yours. Well, what happened was. What happened was
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was concessions the whole time I was working there.
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  Speaker 3: I made the grave mistake of saying, Yo, if y'all
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  Speaker 3: ever need anybody to clean the theaters, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know why would you do that?
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Because it got boring During concessions, I was like, yo,
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I'll do both.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Like that's the best job cleaning. You know you didn't
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: you can't it.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: But I got tired of doing it. First of it's
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: my first job. I got tired of doing it because
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: it was boring. The ship with drag. You didn't talk
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: to anybody, You couldn't listen to music. Well, I mean
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: I played my music sometimes.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Watch movies.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Watch movies. No, I can't watch put up?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: So did you have y'all worked like a fast food
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: type job. Ever fast food now had like I refused,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: you worked that way, Dick?
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: You were Dick's.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Oh Dicks really.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: There all the time, I knew, but he was my
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: friend I used to like live, went to.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: School with forever. That was there for a couple of
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: summers and one year and that's it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, retails the fucking devil. Yeah you never had it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Nobody nobody, no, No McDonald's fast. The closest thing to
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: fast was cracker Bell. But I was customers, thank god. Yeah,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: back when I was uh bartending and I would do
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: tables every now and then, but no fast food.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Hell, now did we go everybody's first job?
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: You do that?
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think first job?
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, Like I said, I was what was youre?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: The movie theater too?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Six Flags?
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: That was one of them, the.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Standard Burlington years. Oh the first four way four A
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: fixed facts, six flags, six flags, six flags Derek's not here.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Ys okay it was actually oh wow, it was actually
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Liberty Lake Lake. Yeah. That was my first year official job.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Mine was a summer camp too at my church.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Damn. That was late I started, well.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: My first year it was probably sixteen. I mean I
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: my first years. Yeah, I was there for a few years.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't start working until going into my senior year.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: So yeah, you parents gave you money.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Not no, No, I didn't know.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: We were just broke until and I played sports all
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: year around, so it's not like I needed money to
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: do anything.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: As soon as I could start working, I'm like, bat,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: let's go, let's get it, get it. I need money
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: in my pocket. My parents can't tell me now it's
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: my money. It's my money. Can't tell me now it's
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: my money.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: And I needed.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Exactly but I did. I didn't quit six Flags as
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: just stopped showing up.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah you don't have to Yeah, yeah, as a teenager.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: But the thing is, like, my fucking I do still work.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: So I still got in for free and still got
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: discounts on ship.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: What you do?
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: How long did that last?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Just a year? Oh?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Well no, it lasted me like, probably like a month.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: After a month and I was.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait what you worked there? A month? Yeah?
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: How long did your think last?
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: The whole season for nash I did the boardwalk, so
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I was doing the games and ship. So did you steal?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Did I still know a lot of people stole.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: From that job.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: It was, it was, it was, it was very easy. Yeah,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I heard he was just pocking the money. But there
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: was money, not the actual money.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: On you.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: So like you just had money on it and it
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: was no payment then.
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: But you gotta and you gotta finago so the cameras
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: don't catch you. So oh, I got to get a
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: prize from up here and then put the change in
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: your sock. Thieves because you didn't have you didn't have pockets,
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: because we didn't have pockets.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: In our purpose on our shorts or pants, got.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Numbers the pockets behind your ears.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Like you have to carry that clear bag. You had
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: a clear bag and fucking apron essentially, No, you did
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: that for a month. I did that ship for a
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: month because because when you were fourteen, because you're like
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: the youngest you can send you.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fourteen, they.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Send you home. You had to get the paper signed. Yeah,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I had to get working fourteen. It was fourteen. So
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: like you, because you're young, they will always send you
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: home early. Yeah, so i'd get there, let's say ten o'clock,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: three hours into my shift. They're sending me home. Because
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I'm fourteen, I can only work on the weekends. So
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I'm driving to fucking six Flags two times a week
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: to work, not even a full shift.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: How are you getting there?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: My father? Yeah, fu put you on the That is no,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: which I was, bougie.
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: It's not a long driving now, Like once you start driving,
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: you realize it's not.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: That to be dropping a little now.
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: No, no, And it happened to go back and pick
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: them up. Yeah, I didn't realize that. Like then it
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: was like damn. But then when I got older, I
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: was like minutes, Yeah, thirty forty, depending if you go
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: five thirty seven or up.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I haven't driven this more local talk, local talk. I
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: haven't driven the six Flags in a minute. First of all,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I can't even last time I got on a music.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Her ride passed. That was the last time.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: We don't know. You don't want to do this?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Hid before I heard it hurts? Got it, Mike. You
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: got to hold the bags. I will. That's exactly what
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I will do, hold the bag doing the Disney and
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Batman used to break down every every time. Bro, That's
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: what I'm telling you. That's what I was doing the Disney,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: holding the bags.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Who was your favorite ride of six Flags?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Did we talk about the Superman El Medusa, but Medusa.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Was a good one.
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: I used to do Nitro before my shift, try to
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: see how many times I can go, because I had like,
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: what was it was like the before the it was
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: like the middle one or whatever. Yeah, and my cousin
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: worked Nitro and like nobody's in the park, so I'll
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: just keep going.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: How many times?
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Was fire?
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: But yeah, was definitely my favorite. I remember American scream
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Machine was asked. Yeah, she was old that riot sucks.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: How many six Flags are there? There's a lot in
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: the nation.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Now there's a lot we have. The biggest things is
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: still the biggest. We really got the Safari Yeah, yeah, park.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: And the one in Maryland.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard that one's nice.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Crazy thing is so I started working, like my first
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: job was six was six Flags, But I didn't write
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: my first roller coaster until my seniorear in high school.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Why I was afraid of them with a good reason.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I was afraid of them.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, I was afraid of them too. But
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, but I still won't get on King.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I will never get on King.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I've been on King da Ka.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I will never get on running. It's too straight down.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm never getting on that.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: It's too straight down now.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: And I got I got on the Griffin. It Busch
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: gardeners looked that up. But I'll never get on.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've been on that.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: That ship it dangles you and then drops inverted, but
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: it's nowhere as King the Ka.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Now, King the Ka has that the ride inside of it.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I don't do those. I'm not doing Oh yeah, I
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: can't do those.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Hell ride, I will ever go on it's tower tear
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: because it's it's already it's a good experience.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: That's the only one that's only been on that one
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: and fucking the one that fucking.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Did y'all see what happened.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Sorry, no, no, only been on that one in the
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: one of the fucking the funk. What's that ship falls?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: The falls fumplex.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, flex, yeah, little one.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: It's like thirty feet high.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Like even that, I don't like. I have iron stand.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I'm very afraid of heights, very very afraid.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I see what happened in Mexico at the Six Flags.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: The ride got stuck. One of they it was the Swings, Yeah,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: and they were just up there, just those hot se shut.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: The ride down because it was raining.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: So they had to just stop it and they were
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: all the way at the top in the rain.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Fuck you like why like no, because it was too dangerous.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: You don't have those type of disasters on the on
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: the Lazy River, you don't. You don't have those a
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: disease you have. It's like your.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Penis above the fucking trees.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They were high as fuck.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like six flights have swings like that.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, not that high they are.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: This is they're they're in the clouds.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm bad ass.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: They're in the clouds.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Because it's raining. It looks like the.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Clouds exactly what I was afraid of. See, just because
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: of ship like that, It'll let me know I'll never
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: get on those ship like that ever in my life.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: You ever do You never did carnival rides? I'm not
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: doing none of that ship. They did, but none of
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: that ship. The most high ship I will do is
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: like the fucking swing John the Buccaneer.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, buccaneers always tough like it like that.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: That's that's it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: But even still, you remember that video where they have
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: to hold it down from yet over.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: It was like traveling carnivals and no, I'm never getting
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: on no, no, no, you have to be there, And
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: From the mincing where the carnival was, like it was
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: the Saint Peter's Carnival, Like that's what that was my hometown.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: So I used to go to that carnival every year.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Nothing ever happened.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I think something happened one time, but I just going
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: them all the time, like fun.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I've seen too many videos of ship going wrong.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Definitely seen a lot of videos people dye with cornib rock.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a fucking you know what's crazy though, I'd
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: be on this oiler coasters. It's scary. It's kind of
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: fairest with them big Ferris wheels. Yeah yeah, all that
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: ship two hundred foot tall and they're slow. The one
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: in Vegas.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: I was ready to ship myself because it just stops.
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it stops the niggas every I gotta get off.
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: But like made in America when they haven't made America.
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: And I was with my ex and we on it
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: and we're trying she's trying to be all cute and
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: take for I'm just like.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: On the fucking ferres were in Atlanta, Yeah bad.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: No, no, look, look wondering Atlanta was high as they're
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: in the clouds.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane, funny, but it is. Look how hard
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: she's gripping that chain. Nigga, I'll be ship on top
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: of you.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: How can you pull your phone out and then like
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: do this?
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: You can see the rain, my god, and it's windy.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: You can see the rain for me. The hell joker?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: That's why can't they just bring them down? This is
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: in Mexico.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure the joker is the same. Like,
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: you know, why can't you just bring them down? I
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: would never in my life. It was too dangerous bring
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: them down, like like, there's no.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: My seat would be full of coop and people. I
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: have a question. What if it starts to you know, lightning,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: they bring them down there? I can't leave them up there.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: There's no way you hear the thunder and then keep
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: them up there.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I swear to.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: God up there, I'm rocking this guy.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Bro, you can't.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I know those people?
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I would yeah, no way in hell, No way in hell.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Now the motherfuckers or just something. It'd be crazy if
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: this Farewell just broke down. I'm like, now, Gary, why
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: would you say that? Gary?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Why would you say that?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Gary?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: If this shit just broke down.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: You know it'd be crazy. I need you in the
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: fucking neck. Don't talk like that if I throw your
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: ass out this faris I seen. I've seen a final
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: destination to me so exactly, I've seen that one with
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: the frecking Fais. Was it a roller coaster? Mm hmm yeah, no, thanks.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: When it went.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised that like that series isn't still going. I
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: think it might be coming back.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: It's probably now it's time to make a comeback.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I watched a comeback.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Because it's there's so much they have to do. They
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: can do teslas.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: You could literally just take everything off of a Thousand
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Ways to Die and just keep it going and make.
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: The funny things. Some some group of guys talk about that.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: They said, there's a theory that maybe if we stopped
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: watching all the crazy depths to people will stop happening
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: because death is not trying to dude. All that ship
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: it it could kill you. It can give you.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Cancer or something. Why does this guy do all this
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: ship just for you to do?
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Why am I?
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Why has it got to be like a drop of
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: water just does a ricochet effect and it goes into like.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: A lightning body. Why can't Why can't.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Just kill you?
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: Why can't it just influence this nigga that shoots you
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: in the neck?
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: Why can't like the first get verse? What like the
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: water in the tub goes to this?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Why can't he get aggressive melanoma?
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Why does the bridge have to break down?
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: Why can't it just be? Why can't you get a
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: stroke me? Why can't Why can't I just choke on it?
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: It's never a heart attack. I can't just choke on
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: a grip.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I can't go to the dentist office because this ship,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: a floating porcupine muscle toys choked you in the dinnist's office. No,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: nobody just slices you in the neck.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: I don't get into a car accident recapitated by a seatbelt.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be accident.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Sucking a lug gotta come through the front windshield. We
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: gotta got a poop, And then it distracted.
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: The driver, and then it's this, and then it flies
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: over there, and then and next thing you know, there's
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: a tiger driving down the street, coming straight at you.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: It gotta be something crazy with a fucking with a
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Tech nine in its pall.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: It goes through the windshield.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: But the bullet don't hit you right away. John John
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: most back in the neck. Thirty white doves are in
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: the background. Each other are infected with herpes. Okay, and
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I died by a squirreler using bubble.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, there's Pokemon now that death is really
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: crafty critical hit Keenan.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: That was your week? My week? My week was cool.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Uh, I had to work today,
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: which was asked.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I feel like working on labor days defeats the purpose
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: of labor day. Yeah, but you know it is what
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: it is. Uh.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I just I'll be doing ship. I'll be dang.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: You're out there in the house.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I'll be with my I'll be with my lady man,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: just be chilling.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Outside too expensive.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: It is expensive outside.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know about overrated, but I'll say expense.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: I mean I had a great time outside exactly.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: There's a good time to be had.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: You have a different level of access outside because you
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: have the DJ and you have to do is come
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: with me. You can do the same thing that I
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: didn't get. I don't want want there.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: You come out, bring camera, bring it.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I've come out once or twice. I'm gonna come out
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: there with pot equipment. You do it, do it, do it,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: do a thing at at the joint and uh and
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: now Holly, y'all go the firehouse the ship.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: What's the ships?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: You?
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Who knows? In Mount Holly.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Was right there in Burlington, we was you see, I
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: popped up. I was there where it was right there
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: in Florence.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: You're talking about the one and there's Burlington City.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: What the hell is that not being that one too?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: But it's definitely no space in there. Walk in and
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: walk out over the next to the fires getting shut
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: you on him? And Florence is a nice little vin
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: when he was DJ and.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: It was cool too. We're supposed to do brunch there
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: like last year.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have a brunch or like an NTS brunch.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: We were supposed to do n t S brunch.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: We probably could still do that if we wanted to.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Just that ship.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. The same nigga still.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: On that ship you're supposed to do you don't want
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: to no more. Now I'm just saying, don't give I
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: hope something like.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Hey man, I'll go to right there, I will go,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I'll be there. That's not a problem at all. We're
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: not doing this.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I will go.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: It's around the There's never been a time where you
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: said were popping out around the corner and I wasn't there. Okay,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: within a within a ten mile radiush, yeah, that's near you,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: that's right there. It's literally down the street. I'll be there.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: No excuse for that radius. Absolutely, huh huh m hmm.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: That's one.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: That's one. That's one.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: That's that's multiple ones.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: That's one of that's one.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: That's one.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Get together every other one. I was there to the
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: movies or something that one time. I've always had the movies.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Me and Kennan love a movie. Me and Keenan love
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: to watch a film.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Speaking of what was I supposed to do a trap?
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: We have discussed what So listen, I'm in a movie movie. Yeah,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: so I don't want to fuck that up. They can't
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: disappear when start. They started filming last week, but I
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: wasn't needed that day. So I'll start filming this weekend,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: comeing up. Hopefully it should be done by the end
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: of by the beginning out of October. Yeah, and then yeah,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: so I'm like one of the three main cast members.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: So I don't want to do a drastic yeah, but
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I'll still do it. I hold me to it. When
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: it's over, I'll still do it.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Lines.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Not silent film, but I know it's Mike. He's a comedian,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: so how much of.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: This got to be He literally was like, I have lines.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: But it's like once we were doing rehearsal one day
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: he was like, honestly, just be you. So I was like, yeah,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: so it should be fun.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I'm excited.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be a good time. Yeah, make sure
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: crafty is good.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: I'm in it too. He plays He plays the neighborhood bully, Keenan,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: the bully they got you with a couple of chains.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Listen, man, I'm a method actor, so I got to
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: get into my character. I got to be focused, thinking
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: about them bloods.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Method and I'm thinking about the blood today.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Embody the bloods because I was going to do but
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: I can my Broye weekend here.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: We're all supposed to be involved in it somehow.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So after that, after that, I will honor my honor,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: my honor, the bet and get the Chintz strap and
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: then I'll go. So don't worry about that. Guys, you
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: don't see me. You are already baby faced. He has
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: a couple, He has a lot less to lose than
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I am. Yeah, I still have. I think you should
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: give up an eyebrow. That that's just me. That's like Mike,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: you I work in public. How about he goes, yeah,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: that's gonna baby.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: It was just a baby.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Do you think because it was just as everything? Okay, yeah,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: from back here, look like getting them.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Get them all. Keep your face, but get a more
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: hawk now. No, no, no, get an ang arrow, bitch, No,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: get a rashford. No, you're tripping.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Get a shag. That's no, just let a little piece
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: of No, get a ratable, get a gumby feed you
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: get a I would get a rat table shop.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: I would get a rat tab before a shag. I
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: ain't no rattail shag. A rattail is a creepy ass
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: cut bros.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: A shag. It's a shag. At least it's not creepy.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: It is creepy. Yeah, I do a rat tail.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Not only do I Not only do I think he's creepy,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I think he's highly regarded in the community.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: If you catch my drift, his location is well known
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: the shag or the rattail.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: The shagg. I think that's the case for a rat tail.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: He has a primary color location. Okay, he is a
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: red dot.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: If no, that's that's and I ain't.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Talking about a mother fucking beam on the gun.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: That's the rat tail, you asked me.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I mean it's both.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: But boy, if up braided up rat tail, come on, bro,
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: that's that's bad.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: If what if I dread it?
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Ready? Rati a singad coming off the back of your.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: It sounds like that sounds like an enemy in a
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: video game.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: A dreaded rat tail.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Level thirty seven is be hitting bitches with him. I
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: was like, so, how you doing today, rattail with the
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: beat at the bottom exactly?
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Up red on the rat tail is nuts a little
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: old bow, that little plastic boat.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I got a moisturize my rattail. I got to condition
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: my red tail. Hold one meal. It retwisted myself and
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: somebody is starting a fire.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Hell no, Jesus, that's oh yeah. My week. It was cool.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: I was chilling, same same, good to have a day off,
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: went golfing, chilling. I drank a lot more than I
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: usually do while golfing. Oh I was with the usual crew. No,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: I went with a different crew, and they were I
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: made the foolish bet everyone's playing ass on this day.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: And I made a foolish bet of like, if one
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: person gets a par on this whole, I'll take three shots.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Oh and I said, yeah, you played it that course before. No,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: no one had.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: No one had.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: So I was like, you're like, yeah, like we're all
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: looking like some ass burgers, like like a yall, not
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: ass Burgers, little ass burgers. And it comes up and
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: my one friend hit like a twenty foot putt to
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: have part. I was like, yeah, you're not making this
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: and just be lunch. If he missed like left or
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: right by like an inch, he was just gonna go.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: You gave him, you fuel him up to make that.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so. And then I was like he
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: took it personally, Yeah, I'll take it. So he took
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: three shots. It was like Tito's Yeah it was it
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: was I was cooking.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if that was me, I would have been dead
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: out there because I drink like vodka gets me drunk
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: quick as hell, quick as hell, I take two of them.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I'm hot.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: That reminds me that that YouTube channel that I subscribe to.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Bob does sports where they just do various glack golf challenges.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bro, there's one challenge where you do. It's
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: always funny to me. They do one where after every
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: hole they have to eat like a hot dog and
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: bio and they do all eighteen whole bruh.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: And I thought they did eighteen. I thought they did nine.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I think nine or eight. Nine, come out to eighteen
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: and they gotta eat like a hot dog or to
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: every every hole or something like that. Every hole, Bro,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: they were thrown like full on vomiting by like the
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: seventh eight. But bro, hilarious.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: This is one.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: They're drinking a beer everyone.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that it was nine guinnesses. Nine glasses
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: of Guinness are like damn yeah. Then they had a
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: nine fireball shots like a fireball shot fireball Why fireball,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: And this is called Bob it's eighteen hot dogs and
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: nine holes of golf, so every hole eighteen hot So
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: every hole they had two hot dogs a person of total.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Each person, each.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Person every hole has somebody like whole like four or five.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: They're like on just describing. I'm not eating their bread.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I'm just eating the frank.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: I'm struggling on whole three. I wish we could watch
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: this right now.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: That is, oh my god, they got another one. Fifty
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: tacos in the holes. I'm watching that.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: No, I think it has to be fifty tacos split
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: amongst everybody.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: It has to be, so that's a lot of tacos.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: It could be, it could be. I think it's I
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: think it was two teams of two and that to
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: split the eighteen night. That's still that's nine hot dogs.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, you know, we could do little
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: events like that. That's crazy talking saying nine shots of hinty,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I throw I do it.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Nine shots of hnty. I'm absolutely thrown up by the
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: six hole. Depends on how big the shots are.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Is the regular shots, single shots, via shots, no regular shots,
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: A measured shot, okay, not an eyeball. Yeah, Other than
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: that same same chilling How is your Sunday morning? Sunday not?
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: You know, I actually already blocked that out of my memory.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: I know, I'm wearing the jersey and everything, but I
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: was like, not already. It seems like so long ago.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, me and Mike and Elsie joined we were
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: on the discord in the in the Voice channel, watching
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: a little a little sports together, a good old match
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: between my Manchester United in his Liverpool. It did not go.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: It did not go as I planned it, when yes,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: it did not.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: It didn't even know how I planned, because I definitely
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: didn't think it was gonna be like that.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: I was embarrassed. I was left speechless and.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: You could was you listening, That's what he was doing
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: the whole match, like Cassimere, Oh my, oh my god.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Stink stink, you stink, Everyone stinks. Coach stinks.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Extend Yeah, no, no, noah, yeah yeah, extended.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Though, Bro, So how do you fail and get an extension?
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: How do you do that?
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: How do you have the worst? Because you know why,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: because he's the best of all the other ship that
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: y'all had the last three or four minutes. Nah, he's
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: better than Ali.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: His results aren't in the league, they're not. He got
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: he got, He won one trophy for.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Someone I could and I'm not. I'm not the definitely
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: the most novel but Ali, he would be out there
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: looking absolutely clueless.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: He would, but that's just his face, this bald man.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: He looks clueless, but he looks serious.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: He's just like I don't know what the fuck to do.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Ten minutes into the game, like, bro, what are y'all doing? What?
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: They got two midfielders covering the whole field like fifty
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: yards away from each other.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Brou When I was watching this, y'all had y'all was
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: giving us to us in like the first like ten
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: to fifteen problem.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, we might be imagine the NFL
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: team that can only that only is good for the
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: first drive. Everything else is like we have no idea
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: what to We got nothing. Yeah, so it's disgusting, but
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: yeah that was a Yeah, that's Manchester United. And for
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: my other team, Real Madrid and Bopp finally scored that hack.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: He was on double O seven watch.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this this is first time scoring all season.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, first time many games has it been? It is
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: the fourth game, I think? Yeah, he was he was
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: looking shaky in the light. Yeah, it's not the French League.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I thought it was not. You were on a you
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: were on You're on probably the.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Yesterday some scrubs, if they've been playing scrubs all year.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: He's just been looking like as.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: If you could all right, So in the Europe leagues, right,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: where would you place La Liga not Liga?
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: League one? Is it League one? The French league? That's
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: League one? Right? Yeah? League?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: What's Italian Onia?
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Syria? Yeah?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: So where would you please that because.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: It would be probably like third, third, or fourth, it alternates.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Because in my mind League La Liga, Bundesliga.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Nah, I'd have to go Siria, Siria Bundesliga Bundesliga. They
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: just do joke joke man stuff. The defending is not
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: there and they just you know, just they're just there
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: for some good times. I've seen teams have like yeah
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: they've packed twelve stuff. Because you'll have like a three
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: goal lead going into seventy fifth minute and you look
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: back and your team lost, Like what what do you mean?
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Then you look and you see for some reason, the
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: whole team is upfield and they just get counted twice,
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: like you didn't learn from your first first mistake, Like
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: you guys have all right, now we have a two
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: goal lead, let's keep on doing what we're doing. What's
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: fucking lost? Yeah? I've seen that way too many times
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: to to know like this league is seriously, this league
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: is not not that serious, no punit, Yeah.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: This league is not the best podcast ever is but.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, after Premier League and LaLiga, I think it would
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: be Syria. But then it's like a toss up. It's
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: just like what do you want to watch? Like Syria
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: is not usually not very entertaining a couple of teams
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: because they're like tactical, like they're real organized, and then
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: other ones are just good to watch. But yeah, but yeah,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: that was that wasn't my week. That was my week.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: We had real football coming back though.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that the last Sunday without NFL football until
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: pu break up.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited washing The Giants lose every week, but.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: At least at least you have league neighbors, you have
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: a spot.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Sure we had on Deell.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: It's it's gonna be so great to watch him do
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: so well just for us.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Is still loose, you haven't.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, all right, as far as bright side
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: spots with the Giants.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Our defensive line, that's it, that's it.
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: Line.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Literally, corners are really young. It's not a bad thing
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: having young corners though, So that's a thing. No, sure,
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: I'm not who's your safety. I don't even know safety.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: I don't even know.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Who your safety Gary Me and Gary Gary Jackson line
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: my jersey, dirty offense craz.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: For me, So it's money you tackle them?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Why are you so?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what's gonna be rainingt I forgot to
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: pack my extra sleep.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Bring him still tackle them? Why didn't?
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Why don't they close the roof without were playing indoors?
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: It will not be ain't in the rain?
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Who is that dude? Y'all signed? They said he was
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: running the zestiest routes.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't know if he's stolen. Went
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: over there, he looked, he looked. I know if he
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: made the team.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: If he did shout out to him.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I don't guess you deserved it.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: I forget his name, but I'm definitely excited for us.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I'm not excited to play in Brazil.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I saw you got a lot of heat
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: for that.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I did the post.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: All I said was like the jersey combination. We're wearing
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: his fire, We're wearing black. Definitely is fire. I said,
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: this is fire, but I'm still mad we're playing in Brazil.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: I got attacked by a bunch of Brazilians.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: They say, what do you mean when coaches on fire
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: right now, there's a wild fire. They were speaking Portuguese
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: the cow and they said, and you can't wear green
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: South and you picked the two teams.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Two teams who that's not even really true. They got
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: set up over hyped that, you know, Yeah, it was
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: it's they said it was. It was reported that it
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: was about gangs, but it's really just about the team.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Like the soccer team down.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: There, I mean wears green down there. Gangs is soccers.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Fly in the stadium and shoot everybody that's playing. I
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: don't care.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: I know a lot of the Eagles players like when
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: they've asked him about it, and especially A. J. Brown,
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: he was like, there's so many stipulations and rules. He said,
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: I'm probably not gonna leave my room. So there's a
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: lot they can't even do down there. Oh yeah, but
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: I say, Smithy DeMont Smith didn't even want to talk
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: about it. He literally said, no comment.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Slay don't want to go. I know he already said
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: outwardly he don't want to go.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: He was, I don't want to be in to go
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: to Brazil. And he said, I'm telling my family not
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: to come.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah me Oh that's sneaky, sneak. Oh, I'm not
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: having such a bad time with the babies.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: For your safety is in my room, by my gonna
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: leave my room.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be alone.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: His bag was packed the moment the fucking schedule came out.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: What do.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Line bitches lined up? Twenty dollars ahead? That's twenty thousand
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: to them down there.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: I your just are you gonna be down there?
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: But also mad because this would have.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Been a home game for us, That's the part that's
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: so stuff, you know what I'm saying, the home opener
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: in Brazil.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: I feel like they should have a way where it
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: somehow counts as an away game for both teams. It should, But.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, at least it's this Friday, so by the time
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: this pod comes out, it'll be the day after.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: So I mean, I'm excited. I'm happy this season started.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: This swing is gonna be very lit, man, it is.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I can't wait Red Zone coming back. Are y'all paying
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: for that? I know y'all not paying?
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: No, I you streaming?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Do you know how many websites there are?
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I'm just asking. I'm just asking.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: The love stream.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: They were tweeting heavy Stick talks.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: They was talking to real Stick, like Nigga, we got
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: you're not familiar with stream's just look him up because
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: obviously there's nothing I had at this point.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Man, if you watch sports, you know you know the
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: deal Lebron knows about streamings. A billionaire is using streaming,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: He's taking money out of his pocket. And I bet
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: that cheap ass Nigga uses that too. No, Lebron's parent
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: cheek my man doesn't pay for this. Nigga watches games
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: on streaming premium Spotify, so he's still gaining commercials and ship.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense, but I respect there a multi
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: billionaire that's that's insane.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Actually, Ralone come on.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Over there talking about something. Hey, what's your WiFi? I
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: was like, you don't got unlimited datta. He's like, I'm
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: not paying for that. Lebron James, what do you mean
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: you're not paying?
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: You're not paying extra fifteen one of the richest athletes breathing.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: You don't have a deal with somebody is it's not
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: free for you.
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: You don't have free team mobiles forever. You still pay,
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: like they make you pay your Lebron all all you
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: would have to do to probably for you to get
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: free T mobiles. Just be like I love having T mobile.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: You just tweet.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: And tell Rich Paul to get on the phone once
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: a year.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: I love T Mobile. That's all you got to do.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: And then pay for keenans m hmm, I mean I
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: got T mobile. Come on the podcast.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: I'll be a fan.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if you start giving free Ship calling him
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: the goat.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Hell he'll be my goat for sure, for sure. And
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Jordan's shoes is uncomfortable. Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: I never had I never tried on Lebron.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: They pretty they.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Putty shoes are ugly Ship, the new ones, aren't that?
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: See Don I mean, I'm thinking Don Kennedy, Don Kennedy,
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: that bar he got about Lebron's.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: No, what are you saying talk about Lebron's in the club?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: You were Lebron's. Oh my god, niggas is doing that?
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Held up you.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, there was a time in history that people did that,
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: and that's when Don Kennedy was talking about it. So
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: whenever I see Lebron, dark time, dark time.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Pep were wearing basketball shoes in the club. Nasty.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: We got these some boot cuts the SpongeBob Kyrie Irvings. Nah,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: you can literally feel the bitches fleeing from you.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Bikini bottom. I got the cinnamon kbs. He said, don't
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: wear Lebron's at the club. The ship's ugly. That's that.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Don't even wrong. He just had to get that off
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: his chest. Thank you, thank you.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Was just doing as a service. I'm tired of seeing this.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Make sure everybody knows, don't wear this. Put you on notice,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: do not wear Lebron's.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: At the glove.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: There's basketball shoes that you can wear out like Jordan's.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: That's it, Jordan's, that's it.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Our air force warns.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: A basketball shoes technically technically.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Right, technically a basketball shoe. That's only other shoe. I
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: can see somebody wearing out some Kobe's, some Kobe's with shorts.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: No, you don't wear them.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, with with shorts and like a summertime villa.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe Boks skates shoes was the ugliest ship.
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: I don't like.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: I don't like them for basketball. They look like a
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: regular they look like a regular casual show. They look
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: like an al though.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: The sneakert. You know who got a nice looking basketball
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: shoes that I would buy Anthony Edwards.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but even though they're really like skinnier sleek, so
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: it's not like shoes.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to what.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I can't wear those. I got a white ass foot, bro,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I can't, don't. I don't hate these narrow I can't
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: fit my foot in Paul George shoes like I can't
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: put my foot in it that.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Ships so narrow. The Kobe Five's Kobe six.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I don't hate the Booker shoes. They don't. They just don't.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: They don't. Those don't like those ugly basketball shoes I've
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: ever seen in my life.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: For basketball, these problems. They look ugly.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: These are one of my players got him. I was like,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is on your feet? And it was like, oh,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: they're they're they're different books, Like, what the hell would
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: you buy those?
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Kat always had nice shoes, always like KDIs.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Except the fucking Donald Duck ships that ships that went
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: up to his knees. Yeah, those were ugly. Those are crazy.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: Those that was a wild time. That was ugly because
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: that was when he was that his achilles too. Yeah,
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: as soon as a nigga hurt the achilles, they want.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: To start start wearing boxing start making, extended start making
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: wrestling piece wrestling boots. Wrestling boots is crazy, Katie the
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: rock Combo.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Kobe had some too.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember those Achilles.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't ships once he was like, what the funk
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: is on my feet?
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: Nah?
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Steph had him.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I had the steph Ones you had.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: You had Underrummer.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: I had Underrummer basketball shoes, so I have to I
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: have not those that went all the way up. They
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: were like I remember those and they were green and gray.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: You remember I remember those? But also so all right,
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: football season, you know what I'm saying. Everybody has their
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: vision on how their team's gonna go.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Are you are you? Are you that bad we made before?
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: What bad about Daniel Jones and Drew Lock? What's the
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: best Daniel Jones is playing the whole season? You think
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: he's not gonna get bunched at all?
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, let me tell you I had Uh. Maybe they
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: weren't steps. But if you just type in under armour
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: micro g yeah, and it.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Should be like bb charge mm hm micro g b
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: B charge or charge b B.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: I think Mike's willing to better Baldy those seconds.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: I would I had those like they were open.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: But they all right, So if you all looking these
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: up as you're listening, say, look, but they were they
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: were good for your ankles, like it was like having
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: pretty much like having an ankle, uh breaking a brace on.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: And they were really light. They look heavy, but they're
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: super light. I love those shoes, but looking back, I
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: would never wear those ships ever again. Yeah, that is
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: a crazy shoot wear. And that was all so back
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: when we were like big shorts, Like the shorts were
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: not like short, so like.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: You had shorts below your knees.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: And then like dragon characters like Piccolo, we got the
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: bunched up pants in the boot. That was a wild yeah,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: like matching boo, like I was about to wrestle somebody.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: So what was this bet so I'm saying? I said, Basically,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I was saying that at some point in this season,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Drew Daniel Jones is gonna get benched with Drew Lock.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, wait, wait by bench, do you mean he's
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: going to start a game or he's gonna get benched
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: during the game.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: I think I think Drew Lock will start at least
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: one game this season, keenan. He's going to because barring
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: barring injuries. Yeah, without barring injury. Yeah, I think he will.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: I think he's going to be so bad.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: What are we betting.
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: That?
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know that's money. We need something more, We
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: need something. I want pain, We need content. Money is
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: just like a I'll forget about it, but we'll have
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: to determine that.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Listeners give us ideas, Yeah, listeners give us ideas. No,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: they're gonna say some wowd ship.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: We don't have to do it.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be nothing somewhere to start from talking crazy exactly.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be some nothing but some nutship. There has
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: to be one that's not gonna be an ass idea.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: You gotta kiss a homeless guy in the mouths.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: To give the other one massage naked, very.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Kings that have been waiting for this. I've been planning
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: this gonna go on.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: You're gonna poison Daniel Jones to get the bet? Of
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: course not. But yeah, I think I think he's going
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: to be awful, But you know, we'll see something to
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: look forward to this season. Ain't no way he can
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: be worse than yourew Lot. They're about the same. So
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I think if he plays bad enough a few weeks,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: it can happen, I think, and then let it be
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: a situation where mylak neighbors is doing very well and
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: it's like Daniel Jones costing games. Mm hmmm, yeah, New York.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Y'all underestimate that.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: New York media.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: And they're already I'm a part of this. They already
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: sick of the nigga already, all them that shitty ass
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: preseason games he was doing. They already were starting to
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: be like all of the quarterbacks were asked, we didn't
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: throw a touchdown the whole preseason.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what that means it's gonna be a great season.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: That means just jobs up for anybody. Y'all were just
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: playing playing possible. Those are all bad plays, exactly. Come
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: out regular.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Season, Yeah, come out. Who's your first game the regular season?
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: That's a great question. I have no clue. Oh are
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: you just giving up?
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: You really gave up? You should notice by now I
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: only care about my fantasy teams. Geez man, I got
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: four teams to ride with it, and I'm managing all
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: of them in the Saint St. Val You know you
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: want me to care about Derek Carr and Spendler Rattler
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: like QB competition I'm supposed to be excited for that.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I supposed to look like I can't do it.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: I can't go out of my way to watch them
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: be bad. That's why I just I just watched.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: What we got the Vikings Rek one. Oh yeah, we
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: we normally have the Vikings number L for who the
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: bike is, like no quarterback. We late have their numbers.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Shout out to uh, what's his name? Sam? I'm three shots?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: Three shots of synth.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I got moonshot shots ever Clear, real moon Moon,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: and I have ever Clear too.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Why that's crazy, I'll be doing stuffy. Who the fuck
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: you were off? Ever Clear? You you the first one?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Anything freaky? All the blood is going away from my body?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so uh yeah.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: We asked a couple of questions this week. We did,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: which one did you want to do something?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: From the uh the beating Brigade, from the Beady brigadeout
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: shout out to the beat everybody in there. Whenever you
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: ask the questions, always they're always quick to answer.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: That was bro me and Cannon was being just last
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: night in tears so good.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: The biggest, biggest activities bro large, So I'm not We're
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: not going to say the names will keep you.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Of course, it's all right, just say that, just say
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: this the okay.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Sharon said, sharing Sharon because she was on the pod,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: so I'll say her name is Shan.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: She said.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: I used to do the surveys on receipts for free food.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: I think I might have done that one time, and
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: I'll never forget to read.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: I've never done any of those.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Day in my life. I'm pretty sure Chick fil I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: used to have it where you get a free sandwich,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: didn't they? Yeah? Maybe, okay, I did that. I did.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: I did that multiple times. I was I don't mind
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: if I do. No pickles, Hold the pickles, thank you.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Definitely hold the pickles, for sure.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Hold the pickles.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Hell you say that, Yeah, yeah, don't. But granted, he
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: puts cheese on the fucking mic rib.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: He's eating a mic red, he's looking looking forward to
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: a mic red.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Onions, And I take pickles off the McRib too.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: I went to a okay, I went to Liberty Grounds
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: in Philly yesterday for the draft, and they had this
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: sesame oil chicken sandwich. It was like the Asian chili oil.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: M it was so good. I kept the pickles on it.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, man, this is a series. What do
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: you get that Celeberty Grounds. It's like they have like
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: mini golf. It's like a bar. They got little golf simulators.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: But we were there just draft for the draft yea yeah.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: The food there they said it was like it's like
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Indian Asian fusion, like they just they're just back there
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: freaking it. They yeah, it gets my seal of approval.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: We'll have to check it out. Yeah, speaking of Chick
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: fil A, ok, someone said ordered a whole catering trade
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: from Chick fil A. Took it down myself.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: That's that's that's really crazy. Your back is huge. Fifty
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: nuggets you back fifty nuggets is nuts, bro. I ain't
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: gonna hold you. I think it started.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: They just started.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Thirty or fifty is the minimum. I know you can
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: order order thirty nuggets. Like yeah, they cop they copyed
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: McDonald's whole swag when they remember they started getting out
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: like twenty nuggets.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, if you order twenty nuggets for McDonald's, I did
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: that right, and I ate all twenty twenty piece of
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: all the time. Twenty nuggets. Ain't that that's not that's
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: that's not that much. It's not that much all the
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: time is great. It's like a normal that's been twenty
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: nuggets forever. There's been a twenty piece, Yes, twenty piece forever. Yeah,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: that's been in existence forever.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: I get a twelve count from from chick fil A.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: That is a lot. Eight more, yeah, eight more has
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: put me.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Over the edge. Little tiny thing, those small I would say,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: I would say twenty peace make the point. But I'm saying, like,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: is it a twenty piece for McDonald's is crazy than
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: a twenty piece from chick fil A because the nuggets
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: at Chickilay.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: That's That's what I'm saying, is because they said it's normal,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing either.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: One.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: I won't say it's normal to that, like that's a
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: normal order. I ain't gonna say that you get if
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: I haven't got it in years. But yeah, that's your
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: standard order, is a twenty twenty piece of all the time. Yeah,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: getting that ship when I was a kid, damn, back
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: when I wor so fucking you know it's from chick
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: fil A. You can't get it no more?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: You do that too, huh No, if I could, They're
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: not that big.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: It's thirty it's thirty for three people.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: I couldn't do that, all right, that's a lot.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: It's like, well, you know what a big backass thing
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: It has.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: And I don't think I've ever told this on the pod.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: It's actually genius. And y'all think about it, y'all when
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: I tell y'all this, it's something. So I wanted to
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: I made orange chicken, right, Oh yeah, you said this
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Panic Express. Yeah, but none of the Trader Joe's, right, No,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: not that I wanted to make my own orange chicken,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: but I didn't feel like going to Trade Joe's because
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: you got to shop in Trade Joe's. Trader Joe's make
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: a delivery system. It's not fucking around.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Just go to the store. Go to the store.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Stop being lazy. No, don't tell a company be lazy.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, don't tell a company be lazy
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: when you're the one being lazy. I'm just saying the
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: only place, the time I could way I can shop
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: there is by going there. So you're telling a company
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: stop being when you're being lazy. You don't think them
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: having those officers would bring more business. It would cost
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: them more to Mike, how because you have to pay you.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: You gotta pay people, Mike people. They lose a lot
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: of business by especially people who don't live losing business
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: because it would exist. It's losings think they could be
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: doing better if they at least were to do like
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: stop being late.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Do you know what happens when you go into stores?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: You buy things you don't need, so.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: You're actually making more money. But by going into the
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: store and scenes, I said, I haven't been there and
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: over a calendar year, and I love the place, so
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: stop being lazy.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: What I did? I did. I don't know if it's
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: big bad creative, it's definitely. I mean, my own range chicken,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: because you know, when you make orange chicken, you gotta
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: fry the chicken and like corn stars. As a whole
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: to do, I said, let me circumvent that. I would
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: have buy the little pre made orange sauce from like Walmart,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: the paint Express orange sauce, and I'm just gonna put
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: it in there in on the oven, on the stove
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: with Chick fil A nuggets. Okay, I'm not gonna say
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: that's big back.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: I mean that's not big ba innative, that's not big
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: bare using your resources you use what you had?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: You did?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: I thought that was it was really good.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Actually, I'm sure it was.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Chick fil a nuggets are good. Sauce, sauce, a little
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: little red pepper, little red pepper, red, a little slight pepper,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: booty hole, a little a little a little a little
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: pepper flag. You know, my my grandparents, they're like they
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: really have a real bland taste. So it's like all
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: those spices you're cooking in there.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: This person said, how did all the shrimp at a
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: party inside?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: Yo? I seen that.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, you motherfucking big back son of a bitch.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you you you buddy, you a woman, ma'am.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: I mean a shrimp do go, man, ma'am. The shrimp do.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: You?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Shrimp at a park are so good? I don't want
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: nobody else to have these. And it's not her party.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: Assume he's going to places.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: And I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: I've done it.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: I swear to God, if I were to catch somebody,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: If I'm at a party and I catch somebody with
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: two solo cuts full of.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Shrimps walking around trying to clean up, and it's like.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: We're starting the part, we're stopping the party, and it's
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: a massive inquisition on that one person, because what the
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 6: fuck are you doing.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: With the red Soilo cup full of shrimp?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: I'm expecting to see a little soda, some water, maybe
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: some liquor, not vane shrip double visit.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: I got all them?
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: You got probably got another cup of cocktail cocktail sauce.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Why she got all them?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Goddamn shrimping everyone at the party.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: If I were have made the artwork, if I just
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: type in two red solo cups of full of strip
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I wonder what would come up in the AI MG generator,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: two sola cups full? Oh my god, what the fuck
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: are you on?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: That was the first one I screen shot it, this one.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: I'm afraid for their their safety, they said. Occasionally I
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: replaced milk with yes, yes, why it's not fat enough?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Occasionally I replaced milk with heavy cream in my cereal.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: That is some big bag.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: That's other ship. You probably got gravy throwing through your veins.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: What the he said, whole milk's not thing? Locking up
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: picking it up, looking this bitch.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: That's another step. Next step is ice cream, Yeah, ice
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: cream and cereal.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Nah, the next step is just butter, liquified lard, just
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: lard and crunchberries.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: God, that is fucking cinnamon toast lard.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: This person said, I get fixated on a food at
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: a restaurant. I learned how to make it myself.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: I respect that. I respect it too.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: That definitely is a big back ship, but I expect it.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: I did that with cocktails. I would go to a restaurants,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: I try to cocktails and I'm like, oh, I can
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: make this.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: I mean it can't be too hard. No, as soon
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: as I taste, I'm like, I know exactly what it did.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: I can make this.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Speaking of cereal, dump the dumped a pack of oreoles
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: in a bowl and ate them like cereal. I was fried, clearly,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, brother, just crunching up oreoles. That's crazy. What
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: will we do?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: That's crazy?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: This is this is why we got the b and
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: mys we got man. I'm with it because well, while
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: he's doing I got one. It's supposed to be our know.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: This was a good one. This is a good one.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Is a good one.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: This is a good one. It is a good one.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Ate a double cheeseburger, fries and shake in a bubble bath.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's a big respect that is that
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: is big. It's not in the top.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: That's literally called relaxation.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: You mean the top, all right, So strawberries self care, right,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: very demure. Bathroom is crazy. You're eating a double cheeseburger
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: shake and when you put it that way, put it
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: that way.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe there's no toilet in this bathroom. Maybe it's maybe
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: it's just maybe they got the water closet.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: They're eating in the bathtub. They're sitting their food on
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: the toilet.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, looking at.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: That little saucy jails. They got their motherfucking shakes and
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: fries on the toilet bowl on top of the toilet, lady.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: And then when they want to fry you better, oh
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: my god, with doukie particle a particles.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: It's an extra chocolate shake, funk off.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting. You are disgusting.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: Getting a bogo free meal on ubery and eating both
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: of them together.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: I screamshot as well, because I said, girl, what are
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: you doing up?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: Girl?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: How many have you ever done the double dash on
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: door dash?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: No? No, I've never double dad. What the are you
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: so like my double dash?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: It would be a snack, it wouldn't be another meal.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: So like when you get when you door dash, they'll
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, you got like fifteen more minutes of
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: double dash. You can get something else from another plate,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: another place. The most I would do a double dash,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: like I'll get something and then I'll get like a
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: slurpy from several I get like a bag of candy,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: some chips, and some ship.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: They have done that because because you.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Gotta have someting galleries.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: Speaking of that, though, this one goes with what we
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: just said. Somebody said to stop at seven eleven, get
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: a blue bag of Doritos before I go to Chipotle.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: I don't hate that.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: I don't hate that you're going to Chipotle, but but
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: they're not getting chips.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: That's my chips. That's the chips. That's probably big finding
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: other places I do that.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: I've done that regularly. Well, like that's my ship, that's
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: my ship, that's my ship. Are big Back officially my
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: big bet my residents the resident big Bag. But the question,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: and I love I love getting the chicken wings from
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: the Chinese place, and then like I'll go to like
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: get a cheese steak. What because like the cheese steaks
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: at my pizza place. I don't really like the wings there,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: so I'll get the wings from the Chinese place I like,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: and then I'll get the cheese steak and I'm like, okay, bom.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: Wang.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I mean, don't. I don't
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: hate the logic. I don't hate it because.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: My peak big back days and my peak big bag.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna say this, Thank God, I'm not in
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 6: my peak no more. I'm a lot more conscientious. I
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 6: would definitely go to because you know how, you know.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: How right down.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: No, I don't want to be coloud my verses easy.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: To hell you go to heaf squeezes me. You who
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: the hell is saying I'm in my wash big dans
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: because okay, I used to definitely go get like fries
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: from like McDonald's and then get my Chinese food.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah that's extra. Oh it's bad.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: It was bad, but it was I don't think it's
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: big bad that you get the Chinese wings and you
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: get the cheese, because if you get him from the
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: same place, if you wouldn't consider that big bat. Yes,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: I don't think that. It's just the act of going
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: to two different places.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: You know what. This reminded me of that video where
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: the dude is asked like, oh, what's your ideal? Three way?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I said three right, He's like, yeah,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: I got one more. I can choose one more.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Nigga, he's talking about women automatically dishes mac and cheese,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: candy yams. One more right, Let me get an alternate
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: cog of the honorable mention dude. Just let him keep
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: talking his basis. Yeah, you let that guy keep tonguing
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: because you're like, oh, this is this is some views
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: right here? Can I get mine out? Sure? So somebody
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: said two microwave pizzas and made a ham and cheese
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: sandwich using the pieces for break.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wow.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: You're going to hell. That's big bag.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: You're going to hell.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: That's that's just pure glutton Yeah, that's bad.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: Pay for that.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: So to Elio's pizzas and then the ham and cheese.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not even you need to go pray?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: How high were you? What are you off?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: K two?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: Nigga?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Why even had that idea?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: That is? This is my last I used to have
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, Mike.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: I used to eat a hot with with chicken noodle soup.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: What what I have a ham and cheese hot bucket
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: with chicken noodle soup. Before you would I would it
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: talking sodium. Mike was a water log. He wasn't even fat, he.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: Was just flowing water.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Them ankles were swollen, I'm telling.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: You, looking like a grape fit of sink.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: My god.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: Alright, this is my last one. Shout out the big
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: she she does not. She just good. Stand, keep on
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: straight and narrow.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: You get thinner.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: It's very obvious.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: You can see, Brandy, I said, watch out, that's crazy.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Brady knows we don't talk like that.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Nigga is not as fat as I remember three years
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: ago trying brother, this person said, got my ass beat
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: because I had too many pieces of chicken at my
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: mom's friends.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, she's got your ass good because you faced consequences. Bro,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: she beat my ass. But as bro, bro, like what explained.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: Chicken?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: So you're not finishing and we just take like two
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: bites of one wing and go to the next one. Yeah,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 6: I'll chop you in the throat too.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: So we we went to somebody house in her congregation,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: and so you was a somebody else's the moment we
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: got to the door, we could smell it. So then
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: she looked at me and was like, Keenan, don't you
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: go in here acting up over this chicken? How old
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: you act like nobody feeds you? How long have you
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: been a chicken addict? Because this is still a problem.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Oh what a birth nigga?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: They call My family called me a chicken helps. It's
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: still an issue. I'm talking about this my brother deather Day.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, Keen is addicted to uh to
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: Crown Fried.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: He's like, what, I literally got Crown Fried last night.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: I know you did.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: I haven't been the Crown fighting probably over. I got
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: the Crown Fight in Philly.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: Going on tour now, like.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Next where you gotta go to?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: North I am Crown Fried in Cleveland, Ohio.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, just rate all the Crown Fried.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: What's the other one? What what's the other chicken shots? No,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: it's another chicken shock type place, the hot chicken onstant
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: mister tattoos.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: No, it's like there's Crown Fed, but there's another like
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: chicken shock type place, like like chicken Yeah, that's because
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: chicken go ahead. I'm sorry, but yeah, so so so
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: she was like, don't you go in here acting up
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: with the chicken, mama.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: So we get in there. I had some chicken. Chicken
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: was busting. Bro some chicken.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Chicken was busting, So I asked for more. I get
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: some more chicken. I ask for more. Lady goes these
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: last few pieces for my husband.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: He can go, like.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: The big pieces of chicken too. She the wing she fried,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: like you know the quarters to you didn't? No, no,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: My mom was there, so then like Kennedy fried chicken
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: was what I was thinking of?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: Kennedy.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Kennedy's what Kennedy chicken?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: You never heard of Kennedy?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: So so my mom is looking at me and I'm
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: just like, it's like the fuck, Like, how many have
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: you had it to this point? It's probably like four
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: or five pieces?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: How are you probably like ten?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're out of the ship is bugging.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: You have many sides? How many you got some? You're
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: you're out.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: But the sides were small, so I had more room
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: for the chicken. That makes you the moment we left,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: I mean the moment the door shut. She gave me
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: chicken to go.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: So you took it to go. You took it to go.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Bro, we were getting the car my mind. So now
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: I'm over here crying eating the chicken. I falls now
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: eating the chicken. I mean, you know, I want the
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: ship to get cold, want the ship to get cold,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: so like tears looking me and my mom was just
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: talking about that ship the other day because I first
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: asked me, well, because she had the congregation here, and
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: I asked, I was like, did uh is the so
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: and so bringing the dad made the chicken? Like what's
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: she here? It's like, no, it ain't come. They got
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: like uh they were sick. I was like, damn, because
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: last time I remember that woman was fine. Oh my god,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: I was. I can't tell you what she looks like
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: right now, but from my memories, I just know that
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: that woman was fine. I was ten. Was it her
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: with a chicken blind?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: No, no, no no, he had a chicken vision as
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: far as one big drum drumstick and her husband. I'm like,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: how the fuck this? Nioker back to saying this at
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: ten years older?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: You know, I had those same thoughts ten years old,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: going to my grandpa's church. I was like, damn, she's fine.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: I knew I wasn't gay because I looked at this. No, No,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: it was church. Was definitely something where.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: You look like And would I tell you this woman
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: was fucking cold grits on the counter, thick. And I
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: haven't seen her like twenty years. No, I remembered that
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: body that you can still see her body and still
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: taste that chicken. It was good.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: What a combination.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, she finally ain't got good. She can fry
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: a thigh and she had thighs, all right, message that
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: she was great. Great, Well, I had one last one.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Then we came out of here. We'll not get about it.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, get out of this section. I'm trying
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: to I'm.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Me and chef Boyard Ravioli omelet for Brenner, promise you
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: it was worth it.
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  Speaker 2: Disgusting.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: That sounds horrendous. So you mis chef board with your
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: eggs and that's that bit, absolutely insane. That sounds like
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: you shout out your fucking goal bladder, you shut you
• 1:23:21
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  Speaker 2: Nasty.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: That doesn't even sound good. Nothing about that sounds appealing. Now,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: Chef Bardy great on its own. Omelet's great on their own. Yes, together.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, brother, you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't like chevardy as an adult.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: I had that ship two weeks ago. This day you
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: put some of them chef boardy raviolis in front of me,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: fucking that can.
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  Speaker 2: Ral and the spaghetti like you're eating can spaghetti and
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  Speaker 2: meat balls good.
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  Speaker 1: Night, because don't fucking meat bos to cintegrate your mouth
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  Speaker 1: like you don't choot the moment touch your tongue. Diege
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  Speaker 1: good for me? Yes, that's chef. Yeah, the beef you
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are lost on y'all got some what questionable?
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  Speaker 1: Voicemails for the reckless people. There we need one more?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just stitch it together.
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  Speaker 1: If it's good, we'll play it on the pod.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: You did that?
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  Speaker 1: Did that? Afterwards?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: Uh nah, Bill, it's okay, but I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: it's good or not. But we'll find out. We're gonna
• 1:25:32
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• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: Pay ncs pod, this is your favorite. And then a
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: listener from the live show just can only get y'all's
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: take on something real quick. This event happened last year,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 4: but I just wanted to see what y'all had. What
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: have done in my shoes? So last year, me and
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: my bestie were invited to a fight night watch party
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: from our coworker. He started three well established, cool guy.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: So me and my bestie at the time, we're twenty
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: two years old, we go there, we have a good time.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: So which I thought his girl at the time, which
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: we didn't know until it gets occurred, invited us basically
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: propositioned us to have a foursome with her man and
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: me and my bestie. I was like, oh, nope, not me,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: not mean, sorry not I. So my bestie is really
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: down for anything. She's off the lig she's licked. I
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: stopped drinking when I saw where the night was going.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: And so as I see how the night's going, like
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: my bestie is kissing on our co worker, the girlfriend
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: is like really into it, I was like, oh, they
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: got to leave, but I don't want to leave my girl.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 4: Excuse me when she's lick and I don't want to
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: leave her in that situation. So our code word was
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: waffle house because you know, in the South, waffle house
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: open all the time. So I was like, hey, Bessie,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: you want to go get some waffle house? Do you
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: think we should step out real quick? She's like no,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: my fine, that's time of night is going. But it
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: really turns up when his best friend a dude, little
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: short little dude, a love a short king, but he
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: slapped my ass and I was I guess time to go.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: So as I'm leaving out, events occurred at the car
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: where the girlfriend got set with my besty. It was like,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: get this weird bitch out of here. I had to
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: tell my bestie a good eight times to get to
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: fucking the car something go because your girlfriend kept walking
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: to the car, walking to the house to get I
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: don't know what the fuck to get. So I'm like, yeah, girl,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to go just spetland and you never know
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: what's gonna pull out.
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  Speaker 2: So we left.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: We got home. Next morning, we find out my bestie
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: at her purse in the house, so we had to
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: go back anyway and basically have a conversation. But y'all
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: just let me know what y'all would have done, love
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: y'all not set out?
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  Speaker 1: Well, we all know what happened to Barb harb woo
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  Speaker 1: from a Stranger things.
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  Speaker 2: We don't oh wat stranger things?
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: But what oh yeah, because Barbe, yeah she she she
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: hung out and she hung around waiting for the homie.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: And then Barbie actually wound up dying because she waited
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: for the homie who was at who was getting her cheese?
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: Clap Yeah yeah, oh the left Barb died.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was what season was that first? That was
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: a long time, p What should you have done?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I would have done the same exact thing.
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  Speaker 1: You just get her out of there. I don't think
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: you leave her there, especially if it if she really if.
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  Speaker 3: She was, if it wasn't, if it didn't We'll be honest,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: as soon as if I give the code word and
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: you're like, no, I'm good.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: I think if you're a dude, is different you do that.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: That's also with women, it's like you gotta be a
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: little more diligent, like, yo, is this okay?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: And even then, honestly, what I would have did.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: This all hintes on the fact that it was going
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: in a negative way because the girl was like the
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: girlfriend was like, get this weird bitch out of here, right, yeah,
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: So it was already turning hostile, so it was it
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: was easy. It was an easy decision to be like,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: all right, we're just going now, because you can't leave
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: her there in that situation. But if everything was amicable
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: and everything's like, oh you want to get your freaks
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: it off, yeah, I might have waited for them to
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  Speaker 1: do their thing.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: Nah, in the house, knows how long that's gonna take.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: Exactly where do you wait in the car.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: It's a threesome. That's a lot of nuts to be
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: trying to.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: Get it for them.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they'll be looking at you like shuah, you hit
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 9: the fun up here. You don't want to join, Sure,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 9: you don't want to talk to nobody. Mind if here
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 9: in front of you, you might have finger her right here.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: M hmm. Yeah, I need extra set of hands, both,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: we need three more holes. Yeah. But yeah, that was
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: the right decision. M hm m hmmm. Uh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think you hand everything well as far as like
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: going back to get the purse, I think you gotta
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: do that. No, it was the girlfriend that left it,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: I know, but she gotta get the purse. I was
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: the wear bitch that they told me to leave. No
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: best for her best friend was the weird best that
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: they were telling they. I thought they were saying that
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: she was the weird No, no, no, her friend was
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: the weird bitch. And he was like she was like,
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: all right, let's go get the fuck in the car.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: Then why she had to tell it again the car
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: eight times?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: Then?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Because I got she was really trying to do this threesome.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, or if they're arguing, who knows how it
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: went out?
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: I thought it was verse. I thought, no, that wasn't
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: part of the freak off. No, because she was no,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: she ben was trying to go. And I think if
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: as so as like going to get the purse back,
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: you can't send her back in there to get it.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: Just in case the feelings are still the same. I
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: think I will take it out myself to the friend, like,
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: let me just go and get her purse back, like
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: she's with me, but I go up there and grab it. Yeah.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just here for the person. I don't know
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: my face, you know how I am.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I just want the pirst please, thank you?
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I really wish it didn't go negative. I
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: wish it would have gotten hotter. Eh.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we also could have been a lot more negative.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: It could have been worse.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: So it's not worth the risk. But you played it
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: smart there.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I got some questions for you all real quick.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: We get a maybe like fifteen minutes in. Hey, hi guys,
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: newer listener here and even newer beater. My question for
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: you is this, I'm starting a cooking Instagram slash TikTok.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: Do you have any suggestions for food you want to
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: see made that you don't normally see? Since we talked
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: about the big back, question is there anything you'd like
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: to see that you haven't seen on.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: I would like to see. I don't want to see
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: any more soul food. I'm I'm so sure, so tired
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: or so I am salmoned out, fair, salmon's out, salmontail chicken,
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: sandwiched out, boxtailed out, lobstered out.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: So what do you want to see? I think.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: I would like to see the one thing I want
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: to perfect on how to make his Chinese chicken, like
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: how they fry their.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: Chicken double Chinese chicken.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: It's double fried, but like there's there's other steps to batter,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: but the seasons like I've done all of that. I've
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: done all of that and it didn't come out the same.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: Ever changed grease soda? Huh, So is that what it is?
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: It's not like a regular not sprite, but I tried
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: to follow a Chinese chicken recipe. I mean it was fine,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: but it didn't taste like how they be doing. So,
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: like we'll ask your neighbor, like the Chinese food, the fuck.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: I don't go to their ship, not even it's just nasty.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: I've never had that bad only oh you never even
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: had it.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: I don't go.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: It's not it's not that bad. When you find good Chinese,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: you don't, you don't go and chin.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Atlanta ruined that for me.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not the worst Chinese the city of Atlanta. You
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: should be ashamed.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: Yah should be a shame. That is the worst Chinese
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: dude I've ever had in my life.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: That doesn't because when were in London, we ate Thai food.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Thai food is good.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: I don't think we had Yeah, I didn't have ch
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: We already.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: Know we had native food.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: Once I think, oh yeah, London Chinese food is not
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: Chinese food. They just eat potatoes with like chicken and
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: sauce like fries. They're chicken sauce.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: To be honest, that cuisine is embarrassing. But yeah, Atlanta,
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: you're disgusting for that Chinese food. I'll never let you.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: Waited so long for that ship.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: We're sitting up later as hell at night, like then
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: this Chinese food about to be on the way.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: I was even mad about the wings of Magic City.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah they were good, but was size of a fucking nugget. Yeah, bro,
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: you could have put that shit on toothpick. I'm like, shi,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: it was good, but was about what cuisine would I
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: like to see. I think I would like to see.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: It depends on who this person is, like if they're
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: like like if they have a cultural like they're culturally different,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: like if they have a food from their culture, Like
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: if you're just a white guy, good luck.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: Good luck.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: I mean I think what I think you should focus
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: on a type of food and make different versions of it.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: Like there's I've seen tiktoks where it's like they make
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: different sandwiches. That's interesting, or like.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a month of sandwiches, a month of soups, Yes, yes,
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: different soups.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: Or honestly, grab a globe.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: Spin that bitch.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: Put your fingers back might wear cool too, wherever your
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: finger lands. You do like their signature dish?
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: That's actually very cool in Australia.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: Australia got some signature dishes a C shrimp on the body,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: kangaroo p houch, tarantula.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: Hmmm, grilled tarantula. Don't mind if I do roast lamb? Okay, okay, okay,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: I like lamb.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: I don't like lamb. Really, you just said Lamb's good.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: I would like to see the wish. I knew that
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: ethnicitly this person, but it has to do it. But
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, if they could do something from their culture,
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: I'm tired. I'm just tired of the standard like seafood.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: See I don't even get that. On my side. It's
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: it's all like random cuisines. Because you know, a lot of.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: My shit is girl meets I'll be salivating that my screen.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: I get a lot of like Middle Eastern women shout
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: out to the Caribbean and the other girl. But yeah,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: you're in it, that's your timeline. Oh I follow her.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: So there's a bunch of couse cups.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: That's your f It's this.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: I think she's a Haitian woman. Bro, when I tell you,
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: she be fucking you. No, she she cooks various food,
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: but she's a Haitian woman. But while she's like cooking,
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: she's like staring into the camera so like she's just
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: like over the chopping onions and cellary.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: Just like there's quite a.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: Bro. It works. It's just one of the big dude.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: He'd be like he got to He's like, yeah, we
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: don't get the chicken. He just smacked the cha like cow.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, I guess it's working for somebody that's crazy.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: It works. He said, Dan, that's crazy. That's crazy, girl.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: That was kind of hot.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, what I'm saying, do it again? Eating
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: it up on the other side, even both cheeks.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: Next tie.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not a super foodie, so I don't have like
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: a lot of food on my floor FYP.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: But look at enough of let's start over. Enough of
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: the questions about batties. Who is the shorty that you
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: knock him down but would be ashamed about it? I
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: think we're talking about that. Give me twenty seventeen Melissa
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: McCarthy and I'm putting her through the mattress.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: Twenty seventeen Melissa McCarthy is so.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: Specific and wild. That's crazy. I'm not telling nobody. Yes,
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: I said, do you just be ashamed?
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, ashamed that I did it? But I would do it?
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: Why would if I'm doing that, I'm not ashamed that
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: mm hmm, that's a lie, I said. Twenty seventeen Melissa.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: Twenty seventeen melissas Car. I don't know you like the
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: big ones. Uh, I don't even know. I would have to.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: I'd have to hear some names to think about it. Yeah,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: otherwise I'm not thinking.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: About Oh yeah, that's different much like I hear me out.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: Hear hear hear me out.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: The Vice president. Ah, I'm not ashamed.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not ashamed, you know what, the vice president. You
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: know what, her sister, I'm not ashamed of that. I've
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: never seen her sister pull her und let me see,
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: but I got one, uh Gail King, Yeah.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: You're a bit of a wild boy for that. I
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: can't lie. Maya Harris. Let me see uh so far away.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a little it's a little while.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: Woa see the zoom is whoa, it's not doing.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: It right now. She looked the best when she was
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: talking at the d n C. Yeah, I was like wow,
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: And I think it's like you can look at and
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: tell that that's her sister. But I'm like, they look
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: they look alike. But she was not a political podcast
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: not a political damn.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not. We're just you know, making observations about
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: the looks.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: I've always said this, even before. It's Sondra bullet. But
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, that's not hear that's I
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: will do. Roger m. I copy that Bubba she says
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: she don't do for you get it in the blonde wig,
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: completely unrelated, and she made me think of somebody.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 3: Jennifer Lopez after the divorce is always very fine.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: She's the same, She's she's fine marriage, she's divorced.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 3: But it's just like something that you know what I'm saying,
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: she got the extra life.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: Because she's shown her weeks off. Yeah, okay, that's all
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: you have to say. Just say she said, Yeah, she
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: looks the same. Now, I'm not saying she's not fine.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: She's always looked good though. Yeah, and no matter how
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: corny she is, how stupid she the things that she says,
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: she's always gonna look good.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shout so shout out to her. You're putting your
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: you're naming putting your biddy. Yeah, Okay, I I think
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: I might deal with that for a little bit.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: I can't name anybody that I would.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. That's that's hard because I don't think.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not ashamed defin what I'm saying, Like.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: Like if I want to be that, Yeah, I'm not
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: ashamed of that. Sarah J.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: Mike, Yeah, who's Sarah J? A legend?
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah you should be ashamed.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: Imagine triple H with triple H T.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: But I'm not, And.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: We had a question specifically for Mike. Mike, would you
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: rather spend a week with Biggie going to every LZ
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: DJ set or find out she has an all girl
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: group chat with Keenan? What what?
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: Hmm?
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: Would I'd rather go to with her to every DJ set?
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for a week, like every time he has an
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: event for a week, or he'd be having at least
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 2: three events a week exactly, Or find out she has
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: a group chat with Keenan.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about that all girl group chat.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: And somehow he was already like the one dude in
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: like at least two different group chats right now. Okay, honestly,
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: I would like that because Keenan would keep monitoring my
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: monitor of things and let me know what's going on,
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: So I definitely inside, Yeah, I'd have an inside man.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't tell you what's going on, but like Mike's
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: going crazy and here right now?
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you still would tell me if it
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: was something detrimental, Yeah, okay, something that I would care about.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: Tell me absolutely, I would do that because LS be
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: having at least minimum three events a week, sometimes more,
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: sometimes multiple in the same day. Say not even events.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: You just gotta you gotta go everywhere I go. I
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: absolutely I would rather eat chalk through my ass. There's
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: most times where I don't. I don't even post where
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: I'm at. When I'll be seeing his stories, it'll be
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: like Atlantic City, then Franklin, New Jersey, than Harrisburg, PA.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 3: How fuck yesterday I definitely went Philly, Jersey, Philly.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 2: That's why I was trying to look on your gas biage,
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: look out for your fuel.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you're trying to live like that. Off fourteen
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: miles a gap, want to get and the top.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 2: It comes out to twenty two.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: The toes they go, Yo, the toes is fucking easy pass.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: But still still what I said, it's a lot less painless.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that text message, that text message that has been
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 1: when you feel comes a lot more often now than
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: I used to. You don't take one, Hell no, I
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: don't want to be on the road for thirty years.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: People.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, I'll take root one sometimes, but most times, yeah, no,
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: I'm always gonna go to the shorter round. The only
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: time I put it there is if it's the shorter
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: route that the GPS takes me. True, And that's losely,
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: like when I'm going up there right after work sometimes,
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: but like every run is brutal, bro I wouldn't. I
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: can't do that for like thirty twenty miles. Fuck that, Nah,
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: fuck it, no, no, no, I don't. I don't need
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: that that. I'll gladly give up that six seven dollars please.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: That's one thing about Michael. Michael's gonna pay for convenience.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: One thing about Michael.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: He's gonna pay extra couple of dollars if he don't
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: have to do shit. And that's why, that's why he's Yeah,
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: like they're be like, oh my god, why do you like?
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: That's the one thing that me and Biggie differ on.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: She's a must go to the grocery store. Expect all
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: the groceries check. You got to get the quality check.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, if it's not fresh fruit, man, if
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 1: it's not fresh fruit or like vegetables, put it in
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: the door dash card.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: Have them niggas send it over. I don't care. Okay, now,
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: fresh stuff like meats, okay.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 1: But cheese its.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: Jesu, its nigga cereal.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: The fucking in the door down cart. Let's go. Let's
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: fucking Jesus, Jesus, like, how not peanut butter?
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what I mean?
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: Now chicken breast, all right, we gotta look at the
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: chicken breast. You know what I'm saying. Grapes, apples, sure,
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: look at it.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: Whatever. Even then to me, I don't give a.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 1: I love me a apple in the grape and orange.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: That's about it, though, apple shout. Don't like pears hair?
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: But you used to give the pair of cups and
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: he and back and grape used to.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: What? I used to slow them? Bitches? Straight out the cup?
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 1: Hold up real quick. Red grapes and green grapes, that's.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: A yeah, that's crazy. I like them both.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: Choose one, you don't have one for the rest.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: I don't really eat grapes. I have to say green, okay,
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: I like the red grapes. That's red grapes.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: Every time you two niggas are mentally green, absolutely.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: Every single I'm not even thinking about it.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: Eating a green grape is like picking It's an experience.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: It's like picking a fucking uh what's those green apples?
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: Green apple versus like a macintosh.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: Macinash apples are asked, But okay, you want to fight.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 1: Those are the best apple. No ship nigga, They don't
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: got ship on the honey Chris nigga. And yeah, honey
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 1: Chris was a great way Grandymi grandy Smiths the green
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: Ones green smifits a green Ones?
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: What was the original magatized?
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: No you're thinking, no, that's delicious delicious, which is the worst,
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 1: worst apple out of all? Elsie, Elsie, reddihip Apple. Elsie,
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 1: you take one bite, the air hits it for two seconds?
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: Is brown? Why is that gritty? Why is a natural
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 2: apple gritty?
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: Why is the skin on that apple the same thickness
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: as the brim of your hat, like that sod on
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: the inside, hard shell and then it's mashed potatoes on
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: the inside.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 6: Cold.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so brick you.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: Y'all got baby teeth. That's your problem to solve. They
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: should be bricking.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: It's like hot.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 1: It's like y'all have the chompers for that. It's like
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: hot pockets. It's no middle it's no middle ground. Its
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: he like, I don't know. It was the fucking brick
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 1: red a nice a nice may christ Apple apple?
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: What's honey Chris?
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: They put Chris into apple, putting the crisp and honey,
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: Chris boy, nose get soft, so you're thinking of the
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: wrong one. You're thinking the wrong thing. Brother, You know
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 1: they don't know, they don't they get soft after to know.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: They don't Let me put you on the put you
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 3: onto the pink lady macantize.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: Chris pink, give me macintosh are the ones.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: You look good?
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: They look good, they look nice. I ain't gonna hold you.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 2: What do you want, Magi.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: Don't like that's about to be an old Apple computer
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: about to come up. Get off to Noah the juice
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 1: and them ships. You gotta catch that, bitch. You gotta
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: have a bib eating them apples.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 2: That apple's not moving me.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no thanks, what once I had that? Honey,
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 1: Crisp boy, No looking back, looking back as long as
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: you're not eating red delicious. Sure, but no red grapes
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: over green grapes. Absolutely, a crispy red grape crispy. You
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 1: see how you gotta use a crispy. You gotta use
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 1: an adjective. Grapes is just good. However they come, they're
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 1: always good. Them ships be sours fu pussy tongue, bitch,
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 1: I don't want sour salt teeth and salt, teeth and pussy.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: I don't want sour grapes, spicy, seedless, seedless red grape
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: is gonna win ten times out of table. Red grapes
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 1: are and let that bitch be crunchy.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 3: Let you gonna because it was in the fridge for
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 3: a little bit.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 1: Oh man, great boy, dude, remember that, yo. This has
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with nothing. I think you were there
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 1: too when we went to brunch that one time, that
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 1: first the Vestment brunch, and we was all out of sorts.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was before we went or
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 1: after we went. I forget the young nigga name. Hopefully
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: I never meet this nigga ever again. He's redacted.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: He was talking.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 1: What was he What was he talking about?
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 2: Food or a drink? He was talking. I think he's
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: talking about a drink.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: He's like, he's I'll never forget this nigga.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: He said. He's like, yeah, man, you never had.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: My drink of mine before.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: I wasn't there for that.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 1: He was like, oh man, you gotta try my drinks.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: He's like, my drinks so good of them, make you
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 1: busting your own mouth?
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, huh, why would I so so literally said,
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: He's like, you drink my drinks and make you busting
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 1: your mouth, busting your mouth. I'm like, I was like, why,
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: oh my god, this drink so good. Wait a second,
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: this drink's really good. I gotta show you something.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: I gotta show you something.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: Let me show you how much I like this drink.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: Get on your.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: Show him about how you do it.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: Don't show me this.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 1: Wress your ankles on his shoulder. Change put your toe
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: on his Manchester badge, and show how you get it done.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: Just trace it with the big toes. Oh my god.
• 1:49:51
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