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OUTRO: Couch Time With Me, Keyzie · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 3: Grrave Fowlers, Hello morning.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, I've noticed smoking the time if you're curious. Five
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  Speaker 1: forty six am. Oh keezy, he's taken to bring in
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  Speaker 1: little brecky packages. Yesterday he had the cheer bart bun,
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  Speaker 1: of course, with chicken and a bit of crack pepper
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  Speaker 1: and salt. And I say the famous, the famous.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I have had a chicken bun.
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  Speaker 1: And today he's got a really nicely prepared little bowl
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  Speaker 1: of it looks like un it's not granola, it's something thing,
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  Speaker 1: but it's got a little bit of fruit, a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of sort of eggy what what is it?
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  Speaker 3: You could just ask me what it is. You describe
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  Speaker 3: it perfectly. It's my wife. Last night I knew it
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  Speaker 3: was your wife. She was, of course it was her.
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  Speaker 3: She was like, I might make some overnight oats or something,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, could I have one as well?
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  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then because she was making me one, she like
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  Speaker 3: went all out and made a cheer pudding. Cheer pudding
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  Speaker 3: with like coconut milk, and then stewed some strawberries and
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  Speaker 3: then she was in the kitchen for half an hour.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, well, this seems like I've asked
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  Speaker 3: you to do a massive job.
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  Speaker 4: Now she just wants to do a good job for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she does.
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  Speaker 3: It was very cute and I'll obviously taste it first
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  Speaker 3: and then I'll be.
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  Speaker 1: Making a judgment a pie.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I left my wife this morning and she was wild.
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  Speaker 1: Look it's time, you know, you know, yeah, first time
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  Speaker 1: to move on, fellas, I spent a lot of them,
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  Speaker 1: been together for a long time. No, but she was
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  Speaker 1: wide awake.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I was very quiet and.
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  Speaker 1: An actual fact, she said to me yesterday I didn't
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  Speaker 1: hear you at all yesterday morning.
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  Speaker 5: Jeez.
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  Speaker 1: That's good ship and that's and I went, well, that's good, darling, that's.
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  Speaker 4: Good having that chat when I get home. Because I
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  Speaker 4: woke up at quarter plasts three. First we bent to sleep.
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  Speaker 4: Woke up, fellas, looked at my time five o'clock. Wow
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  Speaker 4: it for five point fifteen, got up out the room,
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  Speaker 4: Happy days, Happy days. Had to change my alarm though,
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  Speaker 4: well I didn't have to, but I did. Yeah, even
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  Speaker 4: though it hasn't gone on, so I'm not sure what
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  Speaker 4: it's like. But god, they got some.
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  Speaker 2: Funny baths arm chat today on the show.
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  Speaker 4: We probably some funny ones on there. It's a real
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  Speaker 4: aggressive burstard.
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  Speaker 1: I set my alarm for four because I don't like
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  Speaker 1: to be rushed, but woke up a minute ago. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it kind of does. And I say in the pugs
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  Speaker 1: actually as I woke up at three today because there
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  Speaker 1: were some backbones on the path right out Win just
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  Speaker 1: having a bit of a sing along some Mardi songs.
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  Speaker 1: Poier was one of them.
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  Speaker 4: POI yeah, yeah, yeah, oh o a the traveler, Yay.
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  Speaker 5: The trouble.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a well you know, I'm maketually old Tom
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  Speaker 4: Scott there, what's that?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Years?
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  Speaker 4: They had lived in a place for a long time
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  Speaker 4: on Queen Street, is it? It might be a city life.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, I know the exact place you're talking of.
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  Speaker 2: You it's very it's very high in the air.
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  Speaker 4: It's the pent house it was, and it was rental
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  Speaker 4: Caezy again but twenty or thirty.
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  Speaker 5: Story is that? Yeah, it was bloody high and it
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  Speaker 5: doesn't help with the.
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  Speaker 4: Noise at all. Wow, really fucking bangs around and games.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't sleep there either.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost like sort of noise rises like heat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: Can I say, Joe's that it reverberate?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I have to say. In the joint that we're in,
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty good. It's not that often that I get
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  Speaker 1: woken up by people.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, because well you've had fucking poy Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was this morning. Yeah, the cow bell. I
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  Speaker 1: was already awake fortunately, and they were just walking down
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  Speaker 1: the street with it resent mentality. I've named my street.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many fights and bufo on that street.
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  Speaker 2: And you and you definitely love it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I swear to God I do. My wife, I'm
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  Speaker 1: the man like you. Example, like last night we had
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  Speaker 1: our dinner homemade pizzas, which were delicious, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: And anyway, it was about eight o'clock and I said
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  Speaker 1: to my wife, fancy a little walk, my love, And
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  Speaker 1: she went, yeah, let's do it right well, right out
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  Speaker 1: into the city into the square.
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  Speaker 2: She grabbed a cow bell and went and.
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  Speaker 1: There's a big sort of thing for Matadiki at the
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  Speaker 1: moment down in the square and it's just a big
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  Speaker 1: video kind of set up, very impressive.
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  Speaker 5: I liked it.
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  Speaker 2: Is it like a big TV wall thing?
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  Speaker 1: It's like about six different screens? Oh wow, what sort
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  Speaker 1: of interact with each other? Very cool and it's cool.
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  Speaker 1: And so we watched it and then I said fellows.
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  Speaker 1: And then I said to my wife, would your fancy
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  Speaker 1: a bit of frozen yogurt?
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  Speaker 5: Darling?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're talking on the calories.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're talking, we're walking it off. So we did
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  Speaker 1: that and then wandered home eating our frozen yoga.
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  Speaker 6: I love it, kesy right The Whocky Big Show week
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  Speaker 1: In fact, my wife and I were talking the other
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  Speaker 1: day we said, if we could buy it, would we I.
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  Speaker 3: Think you'd wait till the repairs have been done.
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  Speaker 4: I think you wouldn't, because you have you run the
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  Speaker 4: risk of falling in love with the first thing you
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  Speaker 4: came across.
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  Speaker 5: You're going to have a look at other apartments.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I haven't really exhausted, you know, yeah, totally exhausted.
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  Speaker 1: But speaking of which I got it wrong. You saiday,
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  Speaker 1: we've got two We've got two trade's coming over today,
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  Speaker 1: which is a bit of a ball like because the
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  Speaker 1: trade is coming today as well. It's just ann my
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  Speaker 1: wife actually because you asked did I know a plumber?
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  Speaker 1: And actually, in the back of my mind, I when
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  Speaker 1: actually I do know a plumber and my wife got
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  Speaker 1: in contact with you. Is that the plumber you're using.
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  Speaker 1: He's a good bastard. He is good bastard. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 1: shocking plumber totally having traded way pipes.
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  Speaker 4: From his fucking as Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But what point was I about to make?
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  Speaker 5: The ah?
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  Speaker 4: Is that?
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Is that really fucking annoying thing where they go between
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  Speaker 1: ten and four?
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  Speaker 2: You go on, well, but I like to go out
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  Speaker 2: and do you want to go look at the TV?
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  Speaker 1: I like to go down and walk around and get there.
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  Speaker 4: What I say in those instances jiz myst's give me
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  Speaker 4: a thirty that's fine, but I need a thirty minute
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  Speaker 4: warning and or text thirty minutes before.
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  Speaker 3: So good idea that my assurance. We've discussed it several
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  Speaker 3: times on the show. Is what am I going to
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  Speaker 3: do while the traders are at my house working on
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  Speaker 3: my bathroom?
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  Speaker 4: You can put on a skimpy little lake print and
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  Speaker 4: stuff and make them some che pudding. Yeah, my wife
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  Speaker 4: wasn't wearing a skimpy aprin right, Yeah, but you were
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  Speaker 4: thinking of that wish.
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  Speaker 5: He was, Yeah, how to please a man? I was drinking,
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  Speaker 5: now you know, how to please me?
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  Speaker 3: And I was drinking a beer on the couch and
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  Speaker 3: playing play station. It was actually stoked with the.
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  Speaker 1: Little button massroom rolling to the shot.
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  Speaker 2: Start stop shut? What what is that? Why is that.
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  Speaker 1: You got?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I had no idea. I was fully closed.
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  Speaker 5: Because you're remembering what happened, as opposed.
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  Speaker 2: To because I'm just sitting there clo having a beer mushroom.
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  Speaker 1: When he came in today, Mogi and Casey had his
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  Speaker 1: pantsundown and he had his fist down his leg.
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  Speaker 6: The first I'm just I'm just describing what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Something keeps pricking my leg and I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: it is.
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  Speaker 2: And then Jay said that your is that your little
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  Speaker 2: button mushroom? It's his mine, it's on his mind. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: my downstairs. Fuck you wake up quick coming in and
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  Speaker 2: doing this.
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  Speaker 1: But I find myself falling back to sleep very quickly.
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  Speaker 1: In my head.
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  Speaker 2: That's a shame, you know what I mean? What do
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  Speaker 2: you mean? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I I have bursts, yeah, and then my
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  Speaker 1: head goes FU. This ship.
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  Speaker 3: I woke up this morning and thought, fuck that ship,
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  Speaker 3: I'm done with breakfast. And then as soon as I
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  Speaker 3: was out of bed, yeah, I'm like because it was
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  Speaker 3: so cold, and I was and I woke up from
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  Speaker 3: like dear to sleep right oh no, and I was
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  Speaker 3: like fuck this. And then as soon as I was
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  Speaker 3: out of bed and like in the bathroom and the showers,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, this is all g this
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  Speaker 3: is great.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah I was.
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  Speaker 4: And I was thinking I might just continue to wake
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  Speaker 4: up at this time. So was I actually, because and
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  Speaker 4: get up and either go to the gym or get
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  Speaker 4: stuff done because I love it. But the problem is,
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  Speaker 4: of course you got the shirt at the end of
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  Speaker 4: the day, and then.
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  Speaker 1: When do you guys start to feel it during the day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I hadn't felt it at all, but yesterday
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  Speaker 4: I did. Yes, And I had to have a nap.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No for me halfair that's about seven, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: oh boy, oh boy. In the morning no no, no,
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  Speaker 1: and the eve that's all good. Yeah, that's fine. So
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  Speaker 1: I got a ned it nine.
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  Speaker 3: Now as soon as I'm at home from being here,
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  Speaker 3: I'm tired, yes, And then I have something to eat
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  Speaker 3: and it goes away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you've already had your cheer bart though.
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  Speaker 2: Chea bara che pudding cheer, oh cheer.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm having lunch at like eleven am and I'm starving.
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  Speaker 1: By the Japanese curry yesterday for breakfast for breakfast, and
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  Speaker 1: it was on Monday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I finished here podcast and I had an
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  Speaker 3: hour to kill.
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  Speaker 4: But what bacon is because people have wines after breakfast?
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  Speaker 4: Who is that free to breakfast radio? Somebody said that,
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  Speaker 4: you know, because well for them, Henry or.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like, yeah, yeah, there are some pretty there.
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  Speaker 4: Are people that start drinking before they do radio. They
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  Speaker 4: drink radio doing radio and.
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  Speaker 5: Have done for decades. Yeah, that's right, you'd be amazed.
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  Speaker 5: It's j.
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  Speaker 2: Ol baton mushroom portals.
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  Speaker 1: Now, what is it?
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  Speaker 2: Total? Seven weekdays? Ready a haardaki? Obviously not this week
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  Speaker 2: because Robertfast