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Episode 74: Nuns On The Run · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Won't belong now. The days will be closing in and
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  Speaker 1: then it's been getting longer and longer, and I won't
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  Speaker 1: be able to climb up chimneys for as long as
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  Speaker 1: I would like. So I'll find myself at home with
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  Speaker 1: family more and more. And when that happens, there's only
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  Speaker 1: one thing to do. Head out back to shed like
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  Speaker 1: and start working on love and great steam tractor for
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  Speaker 1: nine hours a day. With the last cup of brew
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  Speaker 1: and a fresh episode of Domb and Jerry Show, I'll
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  Speaker 1: see the.
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  Speaker 2: You're all very welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show. Now,
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  Speaker 2: please excuse me when I funk around with fixteen year
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  Speaker 2: because Tom, I don't know how I've done this in
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  Speaker 2: all the years since the pandemic of walking zoom calls
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  Speaker 2: and one thing another I view twice on the screen.
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  Speaker 2: What and me know where to be seen? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Opened the show there like we were in your way. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: you would mind just waiting out in the front room
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  Speaker 1: there would?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, You're very welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 2: Father Jerry, Father Jerry bewitch.
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  Speaker 1: In a minute, he's after second fire to some scones.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be okay, what.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have to doing? I've got me once on
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  Speaker 2: you twice at top screen grab out. I'll send it
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  Speaker 2: to you now. But you're all very welcome to the show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jerry McBride. That's two times. Tom. O'manney, Tom, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: o'many God has bugging me full time, Tom while I
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  Speaker 2: fixed this.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I's all right. I can fill time because my
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  Speaker 1: fucking time has been filled. At glorious Birthday that was yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: I spent chasing goats, chasing ghats, chair chasing ghost while
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  Speaker 1: my wife laughed harder than I've ever told the joke,
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  Speaker 1: like it was ludicrous. I spent money time putting up
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful electric fence that would blow the fucking arms
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  Speaker 1: off you. I tested it from the furthest point nice
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  Speaker 1: and yeah. I should have probably gone a little you know, come,
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  Speaker 1: you know, maybe started on a smaller scale. I was
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  Speaker 1: advised by a farmer friend that I should have started
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  Speaker 1: with a smaller little pen first gonna be used to
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  Speaker 1: it and then moving to the I didn't. I just figured,
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  Speaker 1: well that have we come from a farm, they'll understand this.
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  Speaker 1: To understood it. For about forty five seconds, we're enjoying
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  Speaker 1: themselves and like here we go.
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  Speaker 2: This is exactly.
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  Speaker 1: They come out of the corral. They were chomping grass
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  Speaker 1: and then Mama goat decided this I'm a goat and
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  Speaker 1: she just bolted straight through said fence. Got a shot
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  Speaker 1: in the arts for it, and that center off at
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  Speaker 1: a good clip. I'll tell you you want to see
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  Speaker 1: a go do like twenty eight thirty k, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in under three seconds? Like it was a good clip.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck that was cut the head off myself, tearing through bushes,
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  Speaker 1: running down rivers, divinish.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just for for anybody that's a
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  Speaker 2: new listener to the Tom and Jerry Show, you could
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  Speaker 2: be going.
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  Speaker 1: Just have did that man's?
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  Speaker 2: Is that man talking about goats? Yes, we're a week
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  Speaker 2: three of it now, ladies and gentlemen, so it's not
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  Speaker 2: all that strange shows. But Tom has indeed two. I
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  Speaker 2: was gonna say pet goats, but no, these are working animals.
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  Speaker 2: These motherfucks are paying for their food and board.
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  Speaker 1: These are motherfucking goats in good news. I do have well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean the you know what, I still like them
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  Speaker 1: because they've got ruggish go about them and their stone
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  Speaker 1: mad bastards. I sent Jerry on a video as to
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  Speaker 1: why I was late. It's set of explanatory. I would
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  Speaker 1: post the video on Instagram later because that's what you
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  Speaker 1: do when you have goats. But no, good news, Jerry.
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  Speaker 1: We have another Dublin gig at the Dunleary Comedy Festival.
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  Speaker 1: If you're around November eighth, I'll be bringing the show
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  Speaker 1: back up to the Dunleary Comedy Festival somewhere in dun Leary.
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  Speaker 1: The link is in the tamil Maney dot com by. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you where what the venue is. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know don Leary that well, but I agreed to
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  Speaker 1: it and now I'm doing It's yeah, so that's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's good news. That is good news, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: feel that much older. But yeah, we hit the forty
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  Speaker 1: four mark. It's yeah, there we go. The last time
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  Speaker 1: I saw that, it was like thirty three, twenty two.
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  Speaker 1: Those were coming up.
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  Speaker 2: In double digits and many happy returns to you, Tom
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  Speaker 2: and celebrating your birthday. But forty four yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's no no, no good way to spend that time.
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  Speaker 1: Well I spent it.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I spent in their mid forties?
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  Speaker 1: Chasing goats and eating steak. That's the name of my
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  Speaker 1: next country album, by the ways. So there you go.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we we will join us. We'll join you a
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  Speaker 2: little later when we we'll talk a little further about
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  Speaker 2: your birthday in our closing segment of the show. But
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  Speaker 2: it is big news that you turned forty four, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: and it might just any other day make the weekly
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  Speaker 2: what have you. But we have a bigger story here
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  Speaker 2: that we'd like to talk about. One we've been sitting
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  Speaker 2: on now for a couple of weeks. It might just
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  Speaker 2: take us a little while to get through. So without
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  Speaker 2: further ado, we'll get you into the scuttle but the Ruckus,
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  Speaker 2: the ram Tar, the weekly what have you. This is
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  Speaker 2: a very complicated case, mod you know, a lot of ian's,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of outs, a lot of what have you,
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  Speaker 2: and a lot of strands to keep in my head. Man,
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  Speaker 2: Come I'm gonna tell you a story.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, this is.
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  Speaker 2: The story real quick, rating your story real quick. We're
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  Speaker 2: going to bring everybody up to speed with the subject
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  Speaker 2: of this week's Weekly What have You? This week's Weekly
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  Speaker 2: what have You? This week's big news is about a
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  Speaker 2: man called Beauford Pusser. Tom, you would probably have heard
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  Speaker 2: of Buford Possor other people mightn't have known him by name,
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  Speaker 2: but you'd certainly have heard some version of what I'm
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  Speaker 2: about to tell you here and now. Buford Pussar was
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  Speaker 2: a sheriff in Tennessee back in the back in the sixties.
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  Speaker 2: He was a no nonsense dude. Okay, born nineteen thirty
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  Speaker 2: seven and he died in nineteen seventy four, So we
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  Speaker 2: didn't get you didn't get your run out of a
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  Speaker 2: Tommy died at thirty six. But he looks easily twice
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  Speaker 2: your age. He really doesn't like that they don't make
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  Speaker 2: them like they used to anymore, as in to say,
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  Speaker 2: they don't make people that look like sixty year old
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  Speaker 2: men when they're in their mid thirties.
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  Speaker 1: He the fags were stronger back then or something. It
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  Speaker 1: was like this guy, Jesus Christ, he looks terrible.
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  Speaker 2: He looks like, you know, and I want to say this,
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  Speaker 2: he looks like an American football player, like from the
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  Speaker 2: time you know what you would imagine like Joe College
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  Speaker 2: looks like these square headed dudes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But that wasn't Beuford's sport of choice. The sport of
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  Speaker 2: choice was wrestling. He was a professional wrestler for several
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  Speaker 2: years under the name Beuford the Ball, until he returned
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  Speaker 2: home to McNairy County in Tennessee, where he got beaten
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  Speaker 2: up one night badly. He got beaten up so badly,
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  Speaker 2: and the cops were so inept and could follow no
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  Speaker 2: leads whatsoever, that Beuford turned his hand to lowmanship and
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  Speaker 2: became the sheriff of McNairy County and clean that place
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  Speaker 2: up in only in a fashion only Beuford could, by
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  Speaker 2: walking around smashing everything he could find with a lump
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  Speaker 2: of a stick. Now this is where the story might
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  Speaker 2: get familiar to people.
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  Speaker 1: This is this, This is fucking me up. When I
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  Speaker 1: saw it first, he got a foby there, just flicking
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  Speaker 1: as it is. It is the lend of guns.
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  Speaker 2: He has guns. But he walked tall with a big
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  Speaker 2: stick and would smash criminals. And he smashed up gambling rings,
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  Speaker 2: smuggling rings, moonshiner, corrupt officials, the whole lot. He became
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  Speaker 2: an incredibly famous sheriff, to the point tom that he
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  Speaker 2: had a movie made of his life, and that movie
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  Speaker 2: was called Walking Tall, starring Joe Don Baker, which had
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  Speaker 2: two further sequels, a TV movie, a television series, multiple
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  Speaker 2: country albums, and a remake of the movie Walking Tall
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  Speaker 2: in the mid two thousands starring Blayne the Rock Johnson.
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  Speaker 2: So he's a known commodity, he's a folk hero, and
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  Speaker 2: the story of Buford Possor is quite a sad one,
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  Speaker 2: as we would have as we would have known, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I think I've seen about half a Walking Tall at
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  Speaker 2: some stage in my life, way back when it's a
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  Speaker 2: real old route and too and sort of like yeah, yeah, y,
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  Speaker 2: I've seen it as jukesa Hasard would a budget but
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  Speaker 2: not much kind of a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The sad part about Beautford Posser's life was he was
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  Speaker 2: out one morning with his wife and they were, you know,
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  Speaker 2: just driving around the place. What can you say. She
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  Speaker 2: would come out and with like bring your wife to
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  Speaker 2: work there or whatnot. Yeah, you know, as as as
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  Speaker 2: you would. So he's sitting there with Pauline Posser is
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  Speaker 2: missus driving around Paulle Pusser.
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  Speaker 1: What a fuck it?
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  Speaker 2: Oven, I gotta tell you, Posser is a hell of
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  Speaker 2: a name. I'm Mattalia, Oh oh.
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  Speaker 1: Lord on it.
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  Speaker 2: So you're he's rocking and rolling around the place. When
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  Speaker 2: good Tubbin August the twelfth, nineteen sixty seven, he was
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  Speaker 2: driving with his missus Pauline, and a car pulled up
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  Speaker 2: beside them. Tom riddled their car with bullets. No Pauline
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  Speaker 2: got hit in the dome. They didn't make it. Poster
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  Speaker 2: himself was shot in the face and he had the
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  Speaker 2: half of his face all blown off, Joe hanging off
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  Speaker 2: of them, lying on the side of the road, left
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  Speaker 2: for dead. He survived that he had his face rebuilt.
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  Speaker 2: The standards of the nineteen sixties that it must be said, Hey, as.
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  Speaker 1: We talked about last week, there were standards for given
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  Speaker 1: things to go back, and there was probably a washer
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  Speaker 1: or two used.
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  Speaker 2: I imagine there was bal and twine building this and
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  Speaker 2: it garnered the more respect. And he lived until nineteen
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  Speaker 2: seventy four when he died in a car crash. But
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  Speaker 2: that's what got his story to be headline news. Here
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  Speaker 2: was a cop that would not back down, old fashioned,
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  Speaker 2: would smash criminals to hell with you, process police brutality,
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  Speaker 2: Tom as it's known these days. But it was enough
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  Speaker 2: to get him a movie where the tagling was Beauford Pussar.
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  Speaker 2: Now there was a man. Now, Tom, all this to say,
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  Speaker 2: why am I talking to you about this for the weekly?
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  Speaker 2: What have you? In the year of Our Lord twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty five?
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  Speaker 1: This is christ I mean it sounds like the movies
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  Speaker 1: that have all wrapped up. I don't know what we're
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  Speaker 1: doing talking about this now?
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  Speaker 2: This is there? Is there a new remake coming out?
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  Speaker 2: Is there a director's cut up to Dwayne the Rock
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  Speaker 2: Johnson version of it? No, I'm gonna tell you what
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  Speaker 2: the tubbin of it was and doublebin currently for the
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  Speaker 2: people of McNairy County who would have known this all along,
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  Speaker 2: the story of how Pauline Posser died that day never
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  Speaker 2: added up going the people that were there were like,
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  Speaker 2: hang on a second. A lot of these things just
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  Speaker 2: don't add up. And what Beaufort is presenting to us
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  Speaker 2: as fact just doesn't seem to be so. And just
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  Speaker 2: two weeks ago, Tom, in late August twenty twenty five,
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  Speaker 2: a reopened investigation Fank Beautford Pusser guilty of the murder
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  Speaker 2: of his wife and all that other story is complete horseshit,
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  Speaker 2: Because I would.
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  Speaker 1: Read I'd been reading a couple of different things, and
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  Speaker 1: there's a good, good one opens up like he had
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  Speaker 1: been as we were. We tend to call him in
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  Speaker 1: in episodes gone by a fucking right wrong. He he
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  Speaker 1: was battering the wife. It would seem she'd have busted
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  Speaker 1: nose in the autoviously that had healed. She had cranial
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  Speaker 1: trauma that didn't match the blood specter, and that was
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  Speaker 1: in the car, which is fair going to be able
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  Speaker 1: to you know, dissect that from sixty years back, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like to have a look at
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  Speaker 1: just there.
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  Speaker 2: Was There was a report on the bullet markings on
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  Speaker 2: the car and a Beautford story that a car drove
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  Speaker 2: up beside them and riddled the car with bullets at
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  Speaker 2: speed as it drove past. Everyone was like, beautiforred Die?
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  Speaker 2: You sure now because looking at these bullets, this looks
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  Speaker 2: an awful lot like somebody fired a load of shots
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  Speaker 2: at a parked car, one man with one gun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and yeah he I mean, what do you
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  Speaker 1: say to the sheriff that gets results? That's the thing?
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  Speaker 1: You're like, Well, I mean he does have half his
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  Speaker 1: face shut off? What was he doing there there? Well?
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  Speaker 2: His story did say, look, they got me to look
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  Speaker 2: at the same in my face he's because he's jaw
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  Speaker 2: hanging off like he's his face looks like at the
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  Speaker 2: end of Fight Club, like he's his face is shut off.
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  Speaker 1: Spoilers for Fight Club, I suppose.
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  Speaker 2: And spoilers for Walking Toll now that we mentioned it.
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  Speaker 1: He shot himself on the face.
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  Speaker 2: Tom He sat down in his carry but his revolver
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  Speaker 2: up to the side of his face and he blew
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  Speaker 2: his jaw off. Now you have to think he meant
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  Speaker 2: to nick himself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be a I know, fuck moment, wouldn't it.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, like I fucking got myself still some whore,
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  Speaker 1: like to keep the pretense going, you know what I mean? Like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so we have this story shut the ship out of
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  Speaker 1: the car, shut the ship out of the wife, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm oh for fox eake. Then he's full of morphine,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and and and when they get out get
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  Speaker 1: him and whatnot. That he didn't just blab it some
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  Speaker 1: which away going I'm after shooting ship like he that
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  Speaker 1: was his big fuck up, Like was him blowing half
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  Speaker 1: his fucking job off? You think that was when he'd
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  Speaker 1: accidentally fucking let a slip, But no, he was that
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  Speaker 1: dug into his story. That Nope, that riddled us, absolutely
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  Speaker 1: riddled us. Now do you think he got out with
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  Speaker 1: the with the half hanging Jawn did the shooting then
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  Speaker 1: or did he was that that?
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  Speaker 2: That was a very good question.
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  Speaker 1: Last thing he did?
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  Speaker 2: I would I personally, I personally, if I was going to,
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  Speaker 2: you know, kill my wife and stage it as a
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  Speaker 2: as a as a drive by shooting by angry moonshiners
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  Speaker 2: in the sixties, I would probably shoot myself last.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I suppose. Yeah, it's going to be fucking messy.
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  Speaker 2: Unless you wanted her to do you wonder Pauline did
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  Speaker 2: me we favor? Are you just do me we favor?
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  Speaker 2: And just clipped me on the job?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, after after missing a bit shaving there with just
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  Speaker 1: skin it off there with the bullet there, I've done
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  Speaker 1: it those of times. Guandpaulin give it a shot.
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  Speaker 2: This is a standard tom because this guy, like I said,
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  Speaker 2: had conjury in Western songs written. He had his own
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  Speaker 2: Marvel cinematic universe of movies and reboots and multiverse versions
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  Speaker 2: of Beauford Pussar going and come to find out, fifty
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  Speaker 2: years after the fact doing my sons. Yeah, fifty years
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  Speaker 2: after the fact. No, he fucking did this Tom he
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  Speaker 2: was a wrong one and the crop cops that he
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  Speaker 2: was cleaning up in McNairy County, he could have done
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  Speaker 2: with cleaning himself up because he was one of them.
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  Speaker 2: The only reason that the story never came out was
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  Speaker 2: anybody that raised the question about it. He would heeld evidence,
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  Speaker 2: and he falsified reports, and he had the missus buried
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  Speaker 2: real quick, and no autopsy and all this kind of crack.
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  Speaker 1: Now good reason. All of a sudden, the Beauford Pusser's
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  Speaker 1: granddaughter went on, of course, Telly, she went on w
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  Speaker 1: R e G TV, one of those broad stations, and said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: fair play for accusing a dead man who can't defend himself. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: and I mean I guess yeah, but he would have
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  Speaker 1: been indicted regard like at the very least. And you
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  Speaker 1: don't go and you don't be indicting somebody if you've
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  Speaker 1: got not do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I can't tell you. I don't. I don't think anybody's
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  Speaker 2: accusing a dead man their love. I think people are
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  Speaker 2: presenting books of evidence against him with which are incredibly compelling.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the file actually goes to a thousand pages.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's a thousand pages. Of notes that says, you know,
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  Speaker 2: these were bullets fired from a state at a stationary
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  Speaker 2: car by a single person with guns that he probably
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  Speaker 2: took out of the fucking lock up back at the
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  Speaker 2: at the at the precinct.
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  Speaker 1: How would you fake that?
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  Speaker 2: Would you like?
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  Speaker 1: Would you go running past your own car?
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  Speaker 2: Or do you think you can run past driving?
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  Speaker 1: Just go run past pretty quick, but just have to
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  Speaker 1: do it like twenty times. Like I said that, the
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  Speaker 1: bullet entry points come in at a bit of an angle, like,
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  Speaker 1: but if you were in the wrong way, it would
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  Speaker 1: it look like they were reversing back against you? Do
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Right on the wrong side on the roundabout.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing that we are onlookers or whatever of
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  Speaker 1: walking tall and all the rest of them. Because that's
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  Speaker 1: what I knew it from. I knew I'd seen the
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  Speaker 1: old one years ago, and I got about halfway through
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  Speaker 1: the Rocks one was thunder and shite as well. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: But what I want to know is, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: is al Don still on the go? Is Don Baker
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  Speaker 1: still on the go?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: But the rock is still on the go? Who like
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  Speaker 1: earlier this week? Yeah, I mean, I mean the steroids
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna keep going for too long. But earlier this week,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: like or last week, like he would have had an
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: assistant send him on. There's this article, you know, going
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Jesus doing, They're gonna come to.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: You Wan, there's a there's a there's a sequel in
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: toe and you're not going to like. But even the
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Rocks Walking Toll movie got two directive video sequels, so
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: there's a some total of if my counters right, there
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: are seven Beautford Pussar movies and a TV series. I
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: had a couple of sugs and a couple of songs.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing I like. It was only after the
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: fact that I said to myself that Beauford Pussor the
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: most fearless law in Tennessee. Surely he was the inspiration
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: for the sheriff in Smokey and the Bandit whose name
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: was Beautiford tea Justice.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Surely Beautiford Tea Justice is a parody of Beauford Pussar.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Come to find out, Tom No, Buford a lot more
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: common of a name in law enforcement in America than
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: you would imagine. It's like, you know, saying every gard
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: in Ireland called Martin knows each other. No, yes, there
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: are just a lot of Martins in the guards. What
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: wasn't there a Beautiford Tennant as well in Beautiford Yes,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Beautifre Tanning was was he was the future cannon in
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: the in the wild West.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well he wasn't a
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: sure No, he was outlawing that one.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Was he he was law Yeah? Yeah, but yeah, Actually
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I looked it up because I was like, yeah, yeah, no,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: I have I have this nugget that that the sheriff
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: and Smoking the Bandit was based on Beauford Puss or no,
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Beauford t Justice from Smoking in the Bandit was based
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: on a sheriff that Burt Reynolds knew called Beautford Tea Justice.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you one thing, if you're born Beauford
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Tea Justice, you're not going to become a plumber. What
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: what a name? What a name? And that's about the
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: only that's about the only good we can come from
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: this story. There you go, Folks, choose your heroes carefully,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: because even if you're you know, I dare say, I'm
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: not gonna say, even if your hero is someone as
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: fine as and upstanding as celebrated brutal policeman Beuford Possor.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: He could turn out he's a fucking wrong one in
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: the end.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: An absolute tramp.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: What an absolute tramp. And he nearly made He nearly
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: made this lad this week, Tom, But we tend to
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: we tend to keep this lad for for more upbeat stories.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: He was big news as poss But like you know,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I dare say, we're not going to give them this
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: lad territory because this lad. We save it for this lad.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: These lads, those lads, these people, these things, these creatures
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: great and small who really just outkicked our coverage on
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: any given week. That's how you make it into this lad.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Now there's that guy Hi on a him and a
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: lonely good.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: We're going to Austria. I just had to find any
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: route to get the word goat into a segment. But
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: we're going to Austria for this one. And this will
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: warm the cockles of your heart.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, the last story was quite dure and downbeats, so
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: that's we could do it a we could do it
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: a warming up here, Tom, This is a spoiler alert.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Show's taking a turn in a little while.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Go on this this is taken.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: This is a movie.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: This is a movie if ever I saw it, but
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: not from this year. It's a movie from like nineteen
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: ninety seven. Had could we go back in time and
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: make it? This is the movie to make. Essentially, it's
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: a story of liberation ger from three little nuns.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: In Austrian story of liberation. I know this is the
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: sound of music time.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why did they get started with the goats? Jesus Christ?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: So essentially what happened was and it happened just earlier
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: this week. So the sisters Rita, Regina and Bernadette ages
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: eighty one, eighty six, and eighty eight. They basically it
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: was actually this month, earlier this month. But really the
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: story only broke in the last week because I wanted
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: to see how it panned out. I guess these three
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: girls had been fucking ousted from their convent. They were
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: like the last three in their convent in Austria, and
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: they were basically ousted basically on the statement that the
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: the local I suppose Diaces just agreed that they are
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: failing held even though the three girls seemed fine failing
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: her to partake heart, we're taking you out of there,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: and we're putting me in a home. Well, sisters Regina,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Rita and bernardad we're having for all to do with
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: that because davidn't want Heidner heir of this modern carry on.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: The girls made a breaker essentially. And the name of
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: their their the confidence, the which is an interesting name.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: But then I guess it is where it's it's in
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: a Germanic part. But Goldenstein Goldenstein wouldn't really when you
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: hear if somebody told you their name was Bert Goldenstein,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: you'd be like, I don't think none.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I would lean towards Catholic.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Non, No, no, you wouldn't. But it's in the else
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: bethen what you need to look up by it's it's
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: not far from Salzburg. People need to look this this
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: castle up. It's let me just get it for you.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: It's called did I say correctly? Is the question? Goldenstein
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Castle in Elsbithen, south of Salzburg. So it's been on
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: the go for about one hundred and fifty years. It
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: was a private school right and by all accounts these
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: it actually had a really good natured.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you, Tom, I didn't think I noticed,
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: but I think I did a jigsaw this place.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: But it looks exactly what you imagine the Austrian alpine castle.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Nunnery looks like it's got round round towers. It's it's
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: like five stories six stories tall. It's on the foothills
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: of this stunning mountain, unbelievable greenery around it, amazing looking
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: things for it's Austrian as it's pure Austrian class, Like
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. There's a lot of dried
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: meats in the area. You know, there's gonna be some
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: decent level chocolate and the beer is going to be strong. Asserentially,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: the girls made a breakfast, so they were told, you're
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: not you know this is this is your life now.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: The three girls came together and they were like absolutely
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: literally not, we're making a break first, They've been stuck
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: into some abbey somewhere and they were having none of
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: it whatsoever. And like they'd be, they were. They made it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: They made a mini break for before, and they were
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: kind of being accused of violating their duties of obediens,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because they made a mini
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: break for before, but they made a second go over
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: and I'm not sure how it just runs straight to
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: the story that sister Rita's talking here and she's basically saying,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: our answers were prayered and we got picked up. So
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: they had they had a wheelman outside of narsenal right
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: like and we got our you know, our pickup was there.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: We jumped in and we're gone, right, So the girls
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: are sucking. They made a run for and they actually
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: nuns on the run, quite.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Literally, illiteral nuns on the run.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Nuns on the run. These adorable, three little tiny penguins
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: made a break for full habits, no doubt.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: And if I could ask you one thing, Tom, where
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: they were in their full habits, like this is the
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: kind of thing you do in playing clothes, surely?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Well the thing is, I doubt it because they were
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: in a Catholic care home. So I mean, I guess
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: it's dressed down Thursday every day, you know that, you
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: know when nuns go to Cardi's and just the habit
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: and maybe a skirt that's you know, a comfortable pair
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: of shoes.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you, Tom, It's one skill that I have
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: that I'm very proud of is that I can spot
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: with ease a plane clothes none uh huh, Like if
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I if I see a lady, you know the way
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: say you see none that you wouldn't have any of
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: that garbone whatsoever. You just know that's none right there.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: And I've been right ten times out of ten. Are
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: your sister, hello.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: There, go away?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know what it is, man, I don't
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: know what it is. But you can't sneak a plane
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: clothes none past me.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: That's a fact. So they so they made it. They
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: made it back anyway, and essentially like they were, they
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: were gobsmack. But they managed to line up a see
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I demand I would imagine the cathodic, the diasis we're
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: going to selling this because it has hotel written all
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: over it's yeah.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, forget about it.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: So they changed the locks. But the girls they had
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: lined up a locksmith.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: The whole lot to bust in.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: They bust in. But they get in. The water has
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: been shut off, the electricity has been shut off. There's
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: not a fucking stick of furniture left in the place.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: They've cleaned it out. What are you to do? Well,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: given that the stories go that they were a lovely
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: it was actually a lovely school to go to. I
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: basically a swarm of past students rock up electricians, plumbers
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: you know, or are there thereabout. It was a girls' school,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: but they rock up, bring who they need to bring.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: They bring food, the whole lot, they bring furniture, They
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: kick the whole place out. They get them an Instagram page.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: They do a full we hate to bring our background again,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: but they do a full challenge andica on this gutted
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: account convent, and they make it livable for these three elders.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah for another year or two anyway.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: So they get the place. Yeah, So they bundle together
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: and there to get them up and going, they got
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: to go fund me going, and it's over six and
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: a half thousand now and they have forty four and
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: a half thousand followers on Instagram. I mean by Saturday,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: just gone as we record today.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, right, They're not going to see heaven
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: over this, do you think? So this is this is blatant.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: This is blatant anti Catholic behavior. They're defying the rule
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: of the church. Like see Tom. This isn't a Disney
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: comedy starring you know, Whoopy Goldberg, Whoopy Goldberg and some
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: can do attitude scamps, you know what I mean that
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: are trying to beat a big businessman. It wasn't a
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: big businessman that turked them out of this convent. It
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: was the church themselves that said, lads, we need to
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: wrap this up. There are only very few yous, and
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: we're sitting on some primo real estate here. We need
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: to punt youse out and turn this place into an Airbnb.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: And that's that's that's coming down from the church. So
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: you may as well say that's coming down from God.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: And the three are just like not an air watch.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Get a locksmith in here to uh change the locks.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Let us in here, change the taps, change the water.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Squatting Tom, that's what these are doing. There's squatting nuns.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: These are no heroes.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know your feelings about your
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: staunch Catholic and whatnot in these these things, But I
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: think that there comes a time for forgiveness. Forgiveness being that,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I think there's probably about four or.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Five years left in this this story. Well that's that's
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: what I'm going to say. This thing is going to
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: sort itself out naturally, exactly.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? I'd sit in at
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: the small bit if nothing else, it's gotten, it's gotten.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: A great story now and if this is the opportunity
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: for the good PR team and the Catholic PR team
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: to turn around, you know, we do, you know we do.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: We play this one, We play this one out. We'll
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: be the good guys and go. You know what, shucks,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: we like we like you kids. You get back in
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: there and you enjoy the hell out of your praying
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: for the next.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: If it's one thing we know the church has tome,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: it's good PR. I'll tell you that much.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good PR. And you'd be the good guy
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: joined this whole thing before you know what. They've had
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: an extra start at the hotel. There's a great one.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I gotta find it and send it
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: on to you, just for this ol sister reader. She's
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: the younger of.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: The two, but she's the lady four years of age. Tom.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: She says you one, she says, pardon okay, she's just
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: spry eighty one.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: She's the the the she's the kid of them, you
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. So she's with somebody. So I
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: don't know ar what way they did it or whatever.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Did they just transplant her face onto something, But it's
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: her jogging along full habit and like the rocky music
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: and a big smile across our face, like it's exactly
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: what you want to see. I mean, it would get
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: you pumped, like you know what I mean.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: She's only a young one, Tom, Like you know, she
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: needed somewhere to plug in her a Nintendo switch, so
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: she did.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I do like how the whole the Gold community rode in,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: which I mean, if you're going down the route of
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: what religion is supposed to be, it's supposed to be
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: community based and everybody looking out for each other. And
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: it would seem that that's what actually happened. I mean, Goliath,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Goliath business business venture aside and who will be trying
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: to push these poor little ladies out. I think it's
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: a lovely story that they made their way back in.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: And to be fair, the king that killed me the worst.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: It was like they shut the water off. They you go, okay,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: you could argue what they were thinking of them, and
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: you know they're failing health and their up you know,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: up and down the stairs and things like that and
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: all the there was actually a stairlifting there chair that
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: they had act and it wasn't vandals. They just removed
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: it and put it up and done. Deal like it
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: was gone. They're stairs gone fucking gone. So I think
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: it's I think somebody has reinstalled the stairlift for the girls.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: But it's like Jesus Christ, the place was halready cant
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: cowld by the time yet stair like you know when
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: you shut the water off, and that can be done
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: in the morning, Yeah, the power off, that can be
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: done in the morning. But to take the stairlift out,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: you meant business.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: You miss business with that.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: This was no longer going.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: To have because if you're if you're if you're if
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: you're a lazy boss, like you're keeping that stairlift there
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: and sending your tools up and in it every day.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Well you got the rest of the place. Yeah, but
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: this was this was nobody's coming back in here. This
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: is this is going to be a hotel. It's gonna
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: be yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: And then then the like not on my watch, Well
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: i'll tell you there you go, Tom eighty some odd
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: years for them all go on.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: The girls, go on.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: The girls they've seen, they've seen, they've seen a fair
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: few summer's in a fair few winters. And not Tom,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: you're catching up with them. There you turn forty four
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: this week? How do you feel about that?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm definitely going to take over a convent immediately
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: after this.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Like I well, Tom, forty four, you probably feel it, man,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: more than ever now, you probably feel the full frum
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: tip a little bit that you're like, not old, you've
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: just seen a lot of shit. Because that's how I
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: feel too. I'm a little about a year old than
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: your buddy, and I feel like, you know, we've seen
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: some shit down three of the times. We've been around
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: since the eighties. We're not gazons anymore, but during that time,
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: we've seen a lot of stuff come and a lot
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: of stuff go. The world has changed, and we right there, Tom,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: the full crumb of life, have been there to witness
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: at all. We talk about some things that we've seen
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: in the closing segment of the show called We Remember
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: When when I was a young.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago. It took
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: a long time to get to that one.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Now. That's yeah, you know, for someone that keeps talking
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: about how old these getting, you think I'll be making
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: more better use of me time.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you you were rightly dandering around that like a
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: young flow twenty two. Do you know that kind of
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: way who had loads of time on his hands?
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: You don't, don't take it, don't less and less? And
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: how you depend on how how much time you have
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: in your hands, Tom, you have to spend it wisely
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: because you don't know what's going to happen. Here's the
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: crack with this week's We remember when, and it was
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: based in no small part, Tom, in what we've seen
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: the internet do in our in our time, Okay, because
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: we were early adopters of the Internet, Like you know,
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: I get to I get to say to my kids, like,
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: oh I remember a time when there was an Internet,
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: and they're like, what what are you even fucking talking about?
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: How did you do it? You just didn't, Well you do.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: You did Britannic as you did the encyclopedia.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: You talked about the Britannic. Is that we talked.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: About, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I dare say we've talked about how the smut we
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: regarded back in the day, Tom came in newspaper form
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: and not in here it is on your phone form.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean no doubt you know
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: what I mean. There's a meg you get to go
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: to Meg the other the dad gets to go to Meg.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Don't want to be the.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Last lad in that you're only getting a couple of
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: pages to open any at the best, very best, like
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: you were just looking at the cover.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: But Tom, here is the thing now that the Internet
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: brought to us that we didn't have back in the day.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I remember being a young lad not just casually watching something, no,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: just minding my own business, walking around casually watching something
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: on TV, whatever it might be. I'll tell you what
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't see. You wouldn't see a man get his
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: head blown smooth off his fucking shoulders in front of
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: a congregation of thousands.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: It's literally, Yeah, I mean it's literally. It was exactly
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: what I thought. And I think a few people have
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: even said it out loud in the last few days
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: because I get what we're talking about, relevant, relevant to
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: this is what brought this up. I suppose as Charlie
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Kirk getting shot last week, and like hi or hate him,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: you can't be going around shooting people. Do you know?
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I know what I'm gonna tell you that the official
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: stance of the Tom and Jerry Show here on all
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: these things is don't gun people down. Yeah, yeah, don't
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: be gone about that. Yeah, don't shoot nobody. Yeah. You know,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying like, you know, shoot these guys and
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: don't sho No, we just try not shooting anybody.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: For that'd be actually really really good. But I I,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: it's fucking struck me. It was like Cheus Christ. It
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: was right in my phone. And what struck me was
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: at the time. Right at that time, jar I was
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: teaching a t y class the stand up comedy for
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: two days and the lads broke for a bit, you
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, They headed out for a bit,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: and I'm just I had I don't didn't to the canteen,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: like I can't talk to teachers. So I had a
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: coffee and I took it to the car and just
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: open my phone and there is break news, not just
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: breaking news headline. The next thing was Charlie Kirk, who
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: a guy who's in your phone all the time, debating
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: with these students and whatnot. And then this next thing
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: you see is is in HD's neck getting blown up
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: by throwing away bullet or whatever it was what And
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I will go. I go back in Jure and the
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: kids and they are kids. They were only fifteen. Go, man,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: you see they were all like you see Charlie shirkirk
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: like we witnessed, do you know what I mean? Loads
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: and loads of movie shooting, like I mean we But
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: you always knew there was a separation, Chuck Nurse or Stevens,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: the guy who was shooting somebody. You knew in the
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: back of your mind that they were all eating at
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: the catering table when they caught, you know, later that day.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: But it's fucking bizarre. Open cle.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: In as much as like, I'll open my phone on
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: the train every now and then and your automatic thing
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: will serve you a young lassie in her pants or
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: whatever like that. Jesus, you want to turn around everybody
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: in the train, go like, I didn't look that up.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I didn't up there.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: It didn't fucking just Jerry, it's still there. Yeah, man, yeah,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: I know it's I didn't get rid of it. I
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: didn't look.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I've got to see what she has to say.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: It's got a degree, I'm sure.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got. She got she got points to make.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Just like that, you will open your phone and you
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: are just as likely to see An excerpt from an
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: old road runner cartoon as you are to see a
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: human being's life and right in front of you. Now,
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: we came through all this from the start, okay, and
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I want to talk to you Tom about my journey
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: through this kind of thing. Yeah, I would imagine it
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: would be not unlike yours.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Go on, Yeah, I would say so.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Okay. So there was always whispers that there were videos
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: that were quote unquote Band from TV. It was a
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: series in America called Band from TV that you couldn't
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: buy over here, but you could buy it in America,
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: and it would show things like people getting hit by
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: trains and shit like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: and and oh you know things that God censored on TV,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: and it's so and so getting shot by the cops
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: or all this kind of crack. Okay, that was out
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: there somewhere for you if you would means to get it.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: But in order for you to get that tape into
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: your possession, if you were so inclined, and I'm not
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: overly GHOULI I wouldn't, you know, go hunting for these things.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: But if you wanted that, you would have to get
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: someone in America to buy you that tape and send
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: it over to you, and you would have to have
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: video player over here that would play it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: You'd ways to go yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Get into the dawn of the Internet. And now I
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: sort of something you could sort of start. We're talking
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: people forget man, kids, forget, we're talking pre YouTube, when YouTube.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Was and the thing that's even I had Mandela effective
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: as a few times an it was the first thing.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: No, it's the first thing I started. Was No, the
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: internet was around fore YouTube, YouTube.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: They looked at them and this might work. I'ming, sure,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: who's going to be putting up shit on this, like
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: and your people?
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know people like watching videos, so but I
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: do know Tom. When I turned about eighteen or nineteen
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: and I got like internet access at at college or whatever,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: for there was one website that changed everything all around,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: and that was a website called rotten dot com. Yeah,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: others were available, this one was at all sorts of shit,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: legendary stuff showed up, and Ratten dot com, Blue offfle
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: showed up, and Ratten dot com all manners of yah
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: of of of what they called like extreme stuff. So
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: you could and I'm not constant, and it would take
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: fucking half an hour to load all right. So it
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: wasn't like a jump scared or anything like that. If
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: you had to be bound in, determined what to see
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: what an autopsy picture of from man the blues face
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: off of the shotgun looked like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: you'd have to you'd have to go make a cup
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: of tea and come back.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Well, they we had the college computers, and I'll never
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: forget it was a guy played rugby with sim guy
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: went on to play international rugby. As it happened, who
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: was like, Hey, Tom, look at this and this is
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: just a library of computers, like hundreds of them.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm going.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: And I walk over and some dude getting his throat
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: cut him like what the.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: What are you looking at? Yeah?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: It's dot Com. I'm like, dude, what the fuck?
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: That is exactly what it was, Tom. It was just
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: the sort of thing where you'd be like, you would
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: be springing this ship on suspected people if you call
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: it over. Come over here and look at this here.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: He got me. He jump scared me. But here's the thing.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I guarantee he was loading that for a forty five
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: minutes long, you know what I mean. He had to wait,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: he hoped I hung around so he got hey to
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: have come over here just in time to play this
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: horrible shit.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Like but this, this, this is the speed of which
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: this sort of thing came into your life, you know,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: and you you would have to make special efforts together.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: And I dare say, Tom, it stuck with you a
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: lot longer.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Oh I can still, like, I'm not going into it. Man.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: It was fucking Rank.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was some sort of punishment killing.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Whether it was in war somewhere, I don't. I don't know,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But it was like a foot in
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: the head and this guy that was fucking Rank, and
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: it burned into my psyche.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: There are plenty of plenty of stuff wouldn't have seeing
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: on the internet, but that is not one of them. Like,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: and that is just it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, like what didn't last all that long? It
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: got shut down in the place.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: It was strange.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: This whole thing, the phenomenon of the war on Terror
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: as they called it, in the Middle East, in Iraq
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: and Afghanistan, and that would have brought a whole new terror,
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: a whole new horror.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: And that was like hostage videos but hidden.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that wasn't a thing, buddy, And I'm sorry. We
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: probably would have given a trigger warning at the start
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: of this, but like, that wasn't the thing. You wouldn't
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: see a fucking chap kit his head cut off his shoulders.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: That that wasn't a fucking thing.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, though, I was thinking long and long
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: about this and the lung and I'm watching the documentary
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: at the minute. You know, it's like one of these
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: rise of empires, you know these things. Yeah, Netflix, And
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: it was into the second season of the Ottoman Empire
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: versus Flat Day and Paler will say, and it goes
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: straight to lat d and Paler and Vlad cracks up
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: with his parliament. Basically there are all about your RATSI
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: reckons and he has a method. There's a reason why
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: he was calling and Paler it wasn't because he was
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: going around with a huge dong on him just playing
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: in chicks. He also took would take a twelve foot
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: fence post, grease up the end of it with tar
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: and slide it straight up your pipe. And yeah, he
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: had and apparently really good. He could miss most of
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: the organs, so you'd actually die slowly drive it out
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: you're clavical and take it out into the yard one
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: of the lads that have an old dog and stick
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: you up on it like a fucker lollipop. Apparently did
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: this to twenty thousand people now at the time in
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: the fourteen hundreds in around what was known as Welakia
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: at the time, which we later became Romania. But you're
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: kind of going, well that these people were diday. They
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: were going there was a fucking time where we didn't
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: have to go and see this.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Ship went down the street and see our fucking neighbor
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: with you know, spit roasted here.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: So like is it is it has a come full
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: circle now where we're getting like it started with like
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: unsolicited dick pics to people and now it's unsolicited fucking
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: heads like I got. It was just it was an
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: instagram on it was how this ship is allowed I'll.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Never know, but it was like this is more than
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: this in the second but it's.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Allowed on all of them. It has been for years.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: I know they were. There was talks of sensor this
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: and sise that there hasn't been censored at all. There
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: was like a suicide bomber, he went hugged the guy
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: and they just blew up together. It was like, oh
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Jesus Grist, I'm seeing I went I first, like they
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: started the video with somebody just talking to camera. They
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: look kind of funny, so that's what I thought. I
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: go in and it's like, oh god, no, it's not
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: this at all. No, I'm not fucking squeamish, as people
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: probably guess. But I don't need to be seeing that shit.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: You don't need to be seeing this. I will never
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: forget like that. There used to be like a little
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: bit more of a well, I don't even know a code.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you, you know, a
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: manner whatever it was. But I remember, like, you know,
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: one of the one of the chops got their head
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: chopped off in Iraq and a pal of mine had
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: seen it, and I go, he goes, did you see that?
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I goes, no, he goes, don't see it because I
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: can send it you if you want. Yeah, don't watch it. Yeah,
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I'll take your word for it.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Now you be all right, because I was very I
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: was very squeamish, but that kind of thing. I was like,
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: now you be all right, thank you, pieces like you know,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: just tell you now I've seen it. I wish I didn't.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I think I don't know what it is. Maybe it
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: takes a certain mentality where you're kind of going, well,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I can completely detract myself from this moment, but there's
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: something in my head that would, for the want of
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: a better phrase, and you know, behead in the video,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: but there's something in my head going, oh, I could
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: have been that sodier. Now I'm not American, I would,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: you know, but I there was there was a very
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: thin line of me joining the military or going to college.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: There was a very very thin line, like a vow.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Would I have ended up probably not, Probably would end
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: up peacekeeping missions, which are not you know, danger, and
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I would there are no cakewalk either. But at the
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: same time, you're kind of going Jesus cry so much
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: like I can picture, you know, you go, that's a guy.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: That's somebody's fucking somebody. Yeah, yeah, that's a that's a bloke.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: But people seem to be just able to notify it,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: like well, that's that's what I.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Was going to tell you, Like you know, between like
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: you know, you go back twenty years to the Iraq
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: War and a friend of mine sat me down with
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: a five minute conversation about the things that he had
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: seen that he did not want me to see. And
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: you fast forward today and it's Lad sending WhatsApps going like, oh,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: this is me on a Monday, and it's an image
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: of a k fucking guy got lying to the cartel
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: getting fed to an animal.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, like, these aren't means?
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Lad?
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Only only last last week?
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: How did this? How did this has become like things
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: people share around the place.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Last week, I had to leave a WhatsApp grou fully,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: like it's actually hard to leave it, I thought, but
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I was able to find a way of getting out
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: of it or whatever, because that's all that was showing
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: up of late. I think one of the lads is
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: fucking getting divorced or something, so he's really in a
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: bad place and he keeps on posts and horrific ship
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: like that. I'm like, dude, I don't need this in
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: my phone.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Okay right now, I'm okay. I don't I'm not angry
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: at the world. I don't need to see this.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't, I don't need you to
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: send me a meme going like when the eleven am
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: coffee hits and it's a fucking suicide bomber blowing himself up,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: like you know.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: There seems to be I don't know, is it like
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: it's an overactive imagination? I have too, because I would
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: literally put myself in that plugs shoes going you know,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: whether those shoes have syntax in them or not.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whether he was wearing them at the end or not. Ah,
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: here's the thing, Tom, I have mentioned it there before.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Why why is it not censored? You said there? Why
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: is not censored? Why is this like being? Why why
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: are we seeing so much more of this? What's the
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: number one? What's wrong with the world? Number two? Who's
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: who's stopping any of this? I have just a feeling
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: that nobody's stopping it. And I'll tell you.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: What it was.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you during the Iraq War, which was not
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: a popular war, you know, young and don't forget, don't remember,
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Okay won the popular war, and the Americans were like,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: we've no fucking business being in this place, a fucking game.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: We're making a habit of being where we have no
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: business being, but here we are. I think it benefited
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: the Allies, if you want to call them that to
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: allow that kind of material out into the world and go,
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: this is what we're fighting against, lads. This is what
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: they're at here. They're heads off, left, right and center.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: You're seeing it on your phone. Do you want that
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: in Wisconsin? Do you want that in Michigan? No you don't.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: So it is imperative that we stay out here for
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: another twenty fucking years. I think you're I think you
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: hit the name on the head because money is everything
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: in the scenarios, and there's too much money been left
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: on the table with the Lexity wreck. And I've gonna
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: stand there's too much money been left on the table there.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: So you've got to find a reason to be out there.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, we've got to find a reason. Look at
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: look at what these iceist lads are doing. Look at
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: the videos of what these iist lads are doing. Wow, Jesus,
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: we'll have to do something about that, won't We gang
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: from another fifty billion through Congress to make lasers in
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: space or whatever the fuck it might be. But all
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: that is all that has happened, Tom And we've watched
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: this happen from from seeing you know, a lad getting
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: a bit on the mickey by a parrot back on
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Rotten dot Com twenty nine years ago. Yeah to today.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: We've watched it go from being a very very fringed
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: thing for fucking weirdos and odd balls to freak each
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: other rut at school. Yeah, to being a meme your
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: dad sends you. Yeah. Yeah, I mean right, buddy.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I avoided it for a long time because I just
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I think my algorithm two knows that I just like
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: to watch people like fred Dibner's and stuff like that,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: because that's typically a lot of what I see if
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I go into the certing that and like middle aged
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: when we're huge knockers. Look, I'm not gonna look about it.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give out about either one. But it
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: seems to be creeping more and more in of late,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't you know, I'm not spending
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: time watching this. Why do you want? Like I knew
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: things sensorship wise have gone. Absolutely No, I'm not for sensorship,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Both are for common sense
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: and decency and we put can we put that shite
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: just at the back of the cupboard. That Okay, if
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: you want to go looking for it, and you that's
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: your fucking jam. But don't have it out at the
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: front where the good biggies are, you know what.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: I have it at the back.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Where people keep shit like camera mile tea and fucking
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: presence of POxy fucking.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: You know, sell that chicory coffee?
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah that shit? Can we put it back there? So
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: that we do. We go get a stool, we climb up,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: we get the fucking thing out, and then we have it.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Can we not have? I knew things were going to
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: fuck right one. I think I talked about I told
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: you about this before where I was just I don't
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: use ex or Twitter, I don't. It fucking depresses me
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: because everybody's angry. But I I a something came up,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you know, but it was a rugby rugby lated thing
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: went in but I couldn't find it. So I went,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: oh it was maybe it's in the local hashtags, you know,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: relatively local hashtags. And Dublin Airport came up. I went, oh,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: what's going Like? What has just happened at the weekend?
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: There was a there was a cyber attack or whatever
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: it was. There were there was the grounded flights and
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: everything else, and I thought I'll have a quick look
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: at that number one thing with the hashtagle Airport was
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: just some dude in the Jackson Dublin Airport who's gotta gun?
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Who wants to cut off this? I'm like, yeah, this
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: is ruined my fucking morning. That's ruined my morning, like
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: right there at like eleven o'clock on a Saturday. And
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: this guy was This guy was basically getting in the
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: way of people wanting to find about find out about flights. Essentially,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: he just had his flute out in a cubicle and
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Dublin Airport gone, well, lads, any buys around to shut
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: off this?
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm going to tell you Tom, give him
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: some of the things to jump up into my time line.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Be thankful it was still attached.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: To his body.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Here. If you want to keep a clean and decent
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: social media feed at all times, there's one way to
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: do it, one way and one way alone, and that
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: is to follow Tom and Jerry Jerry with a g
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: find us on x or Twitter, on Instagram, at Tom
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: and Jerry's show some variation of that will get us
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: where it'll be. And we only have our post out
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: nice content, good content. You know people were you know,
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: no debt and if it is death. You know it
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: will be funny.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no, that's that's the primary, the source of
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: all this. You know what to do. Go ahead and
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: hit subscribe. Whatever platform you're on, if it's Spotify, that's
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: the one we see the most of whatever you're on.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: If you've just first time and you're going, I got
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: searching for it every week, don't do that.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do that.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Hit the icon. Do that a lout to buzz in
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: your phone. It's a bell on Spotify. I think ninety
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: eight percent a year there, and give us a five
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: star raising if you wouldn't mind, because we're rocking the
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: five stars. It makes it more visible to other people.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: And it's just a sound thing to do.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I don't see a reason why you
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: wouldn't do it, to be falling honest with.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: You, unless you're one of those fucking weirdos who does
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: really enjoy a good murder video. Then look at we
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: get it. Somebody didn't somebody didn't hold your hand as
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: a child. We get it.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. Maybe we're just we're squares and
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: we can't handle the realities of life, like you know,
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: we can't handle life with its rows that's why we don't,
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: you know, spend our days watching you know, all this
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: kind of shit. Ah, what can I say? Just I
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe we're wrong. Debate is in the comments,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: but like, don't fucking post.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: And if you know of any nuns on the run,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: if you've ever harbored an escapee nun, let us know
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: if you have, if you ever thought that maybe maybe
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Viewford is incorrectly been scorned or indicted or being accused
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: or found guilty in his past life. When let us
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: let us, let us hear, because we're all ears.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: We're all ears. Sorry, I'm here looking up to the
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Instagram comments. There we had a chap here called Tyler Troubridge.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Gonna give me that one again, Tyler Trowbridge. There we go,
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: terribly sorry, but he lets us know.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: That's some name.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: By the way, I'm gonna tell you that many throw
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: bridges in your in your life.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: That's a quarterback.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: My Man's brings us up to speed and tells us
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: that digger Land has kitted itself out for Christmas already.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: So yeah, maybe it's not too late for Christmas, too
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: early for Christmas if Diggerland is doing it.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: A digger I know what they're about. In all fairness, like,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: you can't argue with digger Land. No, no, no, we can't.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Other than not, we offered if anybody wants to go
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: back to that episode, we did offer some very good
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: you know, additional have yet to call us on. I'm well,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: do you know what I think? We start our own
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: at lair B and B Jerry. You have people living
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: inside and dumpers upturned dumpers and okay, we just start
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: our own dinner land. We just call it excavator Land,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: which is what they're actually called.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, JC now would be fucked there.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, mister Banford will absolutely do us on
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you if there was any accidents in Jcbland,
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: we wouldn't be posting it on social media like look
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: at this lad here or the arms and legs brook
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: decent people as what we are. That's it, Tom. You
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: mind yourself on the stairs there now you w forty
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: four year old knees.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm going out to my young goats to just
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: see have they gone into bed and I'm going to
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: lock the door behind them. They're rotten bastards. But you
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: know what, I'll take some cup liver oil or some
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'll rub something into my knees because I'm so old.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Right now, can you hear my giants creaking over.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: The microphone and not over the blanket on your laptop?
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: It's the words original ration run about fucking ventures. That's
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: probably ruining it for people right good look
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: A