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Boss Men | Son of a Boy Dad #158 ft. Hank Lockwood & Nick Turani · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Set us Off says, Welcome back to the Son of
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  Speaker 3: a Boy Dad podcast. This episode is I don't know
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  Speaker 3: the date. I'm not going to say the date because
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  Speaker 1: Somewhere in the future. But for you, some somewhere in
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  Speaker 1: the past.
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  Speaker 3: Truth is Christmas Day.
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  Speaker 1: And honestly this might be coming out on Christmas Day.
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  Speaker 1: Where's Christmas Day? I am Monday, right, I think it's
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  Speaker 1: for Tuesday something a weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever. Handsome Hack is in the building and he's here
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  Speaker 1: to tell us about his concealed carry that he about
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  Speaker 1: to get to defend himself on the mean streets of Chicago.
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  Speaker 6: I don't trust myself with a gun.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you think you could kill yourself?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, just like I would get I don't know, get bored.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like I would get bored, play around with it,
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  Speaker 6: shoot something by accident, maybe someone.
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  Speaker 3: I think I would shoot myself, just like at a
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  Speaker 3: temptation in the head. Yeah, I think I would, Like
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to kill myself, but I think if
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  Speaker 3: I had a gun, I would.
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  Speaker 1: Having a gun is the same as standing on a
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  Speaker 1: balcony is the same as a white person with the
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  Speaker 1: N word, Like you're always just like an inch away,
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  Speaker 1: like if you're you're a bad impulse away from ending everything.
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  Speaker 3: It's true.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, balconies like balconies. I have a balcony. Every time,
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, am I suicidal because I think about jumping?
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't that like the they say that, it's like, uh,
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  Speaker 3: you're not. No one's actually scared of heights. They're afraid
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  Speaker 3: that they're gonna jump. That's so fucking real.
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  Speaker 1: Or like walking on the ledge like I walk on
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  Speaker 1: the ledge of my sofa sometimes, just like I'm not
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  Speaker 1: scared of falling off the ledge of the sofa, Like
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  Speaker 1: I can like teeter on the edge. It's not scary.
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  Speaker 1: But if I was in a completely different situation on
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  Speaker 1: an even wider ledge, I'd be fucking spook the hell out, Like.
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  Speaker 6: On a subway. What if I just jumped, I know,
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  Speaker 6: jumped in front.
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  Speaker 3: I think about that sometimes he had just just like
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  Speaker 3: letting my body fall.
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  Speaker 1: I read a George Clooney interview in like GQ, like
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  Speaker 1: fucking probably twenty years ago, where he like said that
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  Speaker 1: as his like big secret. He's like, yeah, I've always
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  Speaker 1: had these twisted thoughts, like what if I just fucking
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  Speaker 1: jump off the balcony. It's like, dude, you're just that's
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  Speaker 1: just a regular human emotion. I think that is he's
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  Speaker 1: trying to otherize himself and make himself into this like
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  Speaker 1: fucking dark and brooding dude. It's like, no, dude, you're
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  Speaker 1: a fucking George Clooney.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Bill Burr has an old bit about like the fucking
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  Speaker 3: when you when you pull down the the string on
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  Speaker 3: like a lamp or like a fan, like a ceiling fan,
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  Speaker 3: and how to like go back up and twirl around
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  Speaker 3: and it's like a noose. His like, oh, he's not suicidal,
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  Speaker 3: but he's thought about just sticking his head in that
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  Speaker 3: and killing himself.
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  Speaker 1: It might be fun, dude, but look at look at
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  Speaker 1: what George Clooney looked like when he was fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: Looks like George Clooney.
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  Speaker 1: No, he doesn't cut. He looks like a girl, his
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  Speaker 1: exact same face. He looks like seven a seventies.
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  Speaker 3: Girl, that's how he looks like he like tried to
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  Speaker 3: have like a John Lennon haircut and couldn't really pull
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  Speaker 3: it off.
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  Speaker 6: That's why I got into acting, true.
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  Speaker 1: Because he wanted to be hot as fuck.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think is George Clooney considered a hot dude?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what he's like APEX hot the hottest. Really George
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  Speaker 1: Clooney peak hot?
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy. I don't think George Clooney is hot at all.
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  Speaker 3: Offense to George.
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  Speaker 1: If he's listening, you're showing your age, Bro, you don't
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  Speaker 1: think that look at like soft ass eyes?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not really. He's not really doing anything for me.
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  Speaker 1: You never saw Ocean's eleven.
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  Speaker 3: He's never been less blood in my penis than right now.
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  Speaker 1: Guy.
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  Speaker 7: Bro, that guy will fuck your bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Big time in her mouth looks like Jimmy g there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: his his eyes are so pretty and like he just
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  Speaker 1: is the he's like the first one to be like
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  Speaker 1: gray hair is like a win. And so what was
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  Speaker 1: he on a what was a doctor show that he
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  Speaker 1: was on? Hot in that definitely not that's top right,
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  Speaker 1: that's er with a little shave's head.
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  Speaker 3: He's way uglier in that than he was in the
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  Speaker 3: other photo.
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  Speaker 1: You think he's ugly in that? Yeah, Bro, I think
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  Speaker 1: you're straight. Bro Yo, Bro, this dude is fucking straight. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't really get turned on by dudes. I
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  Speaker 2: don't really know what you guys are doing out here
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  Speaker 2: in Chicago. Over in New York. We kind of, uh,
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  Speaker 2: we don't really put from the rough.
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  Speaker 1: Multiple, multiple dudes in this office have been talking about
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  Speaker 1: getting concealed carries though, Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Which means you guys need to either there's a security
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  Speaker 3: problem or a mental health problem in this office, probably
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  Speaker 3: the latter, Yeah, probably both.
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  Speaker 1: Concealed carry was so fucking nuts for the dunces that
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  Speaker 1: we have working at Barstool that.
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  Speaker 3: Jerry told me that he's getting his concealed carry like
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  Speaker 3: this week.
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  Speaker 6: He just came up to us and Jerry's yeah, I
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  Speaker 6: mean that that Jerry doesn't surprise me. Big T is
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  Speaker 6: the one where it's like, dude, you don't need a gun?
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  Speaker 1: Is Big T live in Chicago? I thought he was
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  Speaker 1: staying in New York. No, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: He's been here? Oh really, you've never you haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that Big T and Jake Marsh were both
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  Speaker 3: not moving. And I didn't see Big T today, but
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  Speaker 3: I saw Jake marsh both here.
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  Speaker 7: Oh damn, you haven't heard the rumor about Big T
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  Speaker 7: no unicycles into the office every day?
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  Speaker 3: Holy shit?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, actually saw I walked in the other night, I
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  Speaker 6: like left my bag and I came back late and
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  Speaker 6: all the lights were off and he was just over
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  Speaker 6: on the turf like unicycling. Really, I turned the lights on.
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  Speaker 6: It was like, Pigti, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Are you serious? No way.
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  Speaker 7: He doesn't want anyone to see, so he shuts the
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  Speaker 7: lights off when he comes in healing.
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  Speaker 6: You can't see it.
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  Speaker 7: You can't see it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's insane. I'd killed to see Big Ta on
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  Speaker 3: an unicide. It was like a bear at the circus
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  Speaker 3: when we were when we were ubering from the hotel
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  Speaker 3: to here, we saw Fasoli peel out on the fucking scooter.
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  Speaker 3: So dude, it's like ten degrees outside.
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  Speaker 1: And he had nothing, He had like nothing on. He
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  Speaker 1: was wearing like short sleeps. Yeah, all he was wearing
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  Speaker 1: was a smile.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Fasoli is one of those dudes who one hundred
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  Speaker 3: percent is like I only wear shorts even if it's
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  Speaker 3: thirty degrees outside. I wear shorts only.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he has the thickest legs known through. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that boy is sitting on tree trunks.
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  Speaker 3: He just needs a couple of fucking mud slides. It'll
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  Speaker 3: be good.
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  Speaker 1: And then fucking Spider's talking about getting his concealed care.
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  Speaker 6: He's probably he's been playing too much call with Jerry.
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  Speaker 6: I bet you though, that's where those convers.
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  Speaker 3: Neither of them are going to be able to get
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  Speaker 3: their concealed carry. Why isn't it like it's wildly hard
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  Speaker 3: to get a concealed carry, especially in like a major city.
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  Speaker 6: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: No cops are stools out here, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jerry told me that he has a guy that
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  Speaker 3: you pay him two hundred and seventy bucks and he
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  Speaker 3: just gives you a concealed carry.
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  Speaker 1: That's about saying what he got his backs card like
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  Speaker 1: a flimsy ass concealed carry. How hard is it to
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  Speaker 1: get a concealed carry in Illinois? The CCL Oh, No,
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  Speaker 1: that's a big ass paragraph.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not reading all that mook.
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  Speaker 6: Give us a little for.
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  Speaker 1: You on that up. Seventy five hours of impatient counseling.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that's awful.
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  Speaker 7: No, that that's if you have a duy well, yeah, guilty,
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  Speaker 7: I do.
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  Speaker 1: I mean no, it's been expunged bros. Ten years old.
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  Speaker 7: But the summary is it's relatively simple.
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  Speaker 3: Really, that's interesting. I don't think you can even get
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  Speaker 3: Can you get a concealed carry in New York?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: No, you can't. It's like a mandatory minimum of possession,
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  Speaker 1: like possession in the Tri state area or at least
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  Speaker 1: like think New Jersey, but definitely New York is like
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  Speaker 1: a mandatory minimum. If you don't have a gun.
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  Speaker 3: On t other they should keep it. We don't really
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  Speaker 3: need guns in the city in New York because we're
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  Speaker 3: not fucking We don't live in a war an active
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  Speaker 3: war zone.
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  Speaker 1: Unicycles and guns.
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  Speaker 3: What are you guys doing? Are you guys when you
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  Speaker 3: guys gonna cut the ship and move back to New York?
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  Speaker 6: Never?
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  Speaker 3: This is getting out of control. No, I think this
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  Speaker 3: experiment has run its course. I was here today. It's
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  Speaker 3: a lot of just jungle gym and games gym class. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we gotta get you guys back to the city to
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  Speaker 3: get back to work.
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  Speaker 1: Carsol resas Travis McCoy out here Gym class heroes. These
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  Speaker 1: boys are fucking crushing it. But I feel like everybody
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  Speaker 1: is getting a little bit nicer at sports, like even
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  Speaker 1: like Knick's jump shot was kind of like wet. But
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  Speaker 1: I still think New York takes you guys in basketball.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't.
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  Speaker 6: We have runs Friday afternoons, all the like, all the producers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see McKenzie like crossing people out of their socks.
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  Speaker 6: I think I think it'd be a good game. I think, No, Titus,
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  Speaker 6: obviously that'd be unfair, but.
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  Speaker 3: It TuS that good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why why not?
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  Speaker 3: You played in college?
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  Speaker 6: Played in college. D one athlete house.
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  Speaker 1: He's a walk on.
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  Speaker 6: No, but he was. I mean he was good in
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  Speaker 6: high school.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Stove, If you can put Titus on your team,
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  Speaker 1: I think New York still wins that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah we get Pat Bev, Yeah, Pat Bev.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that puts class.
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  Speaker 6: I would like to see the Battle of the Millers,
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  Speaker 6: so that'd be fun.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler against Red, Yeah, they are identical.
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  Speaker 3: Those are hoop boys. Yeah, they walk and talk like
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  Speaker 3: their hoopers do.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit of a Tyler impression. Tyler repression is
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  Speaker 1: so good, it's so funny.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't have a tailer impression.
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  Speaker 1: You're a fucking lion. So bitch said, like bitch, Like,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck that bitch talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Tyler is like MOREV. But Tyler and Pat Bev
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  Speaker 3: hang out. Pat BEV must be like, dude, this guy
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  Speaker 3: needs to chill out. Yeah, he like slides Tyler the block.
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  Speaker 1: Just kidding. None, none of them have guns. None of
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  Speaker 1: us need guns out on the East Coast now it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of more than a piece and love out there.
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  Speaker 1: Midwest thing in New York is fucking tranquil as hell.
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  Speaker 1: But Hank, what we really wanted to have you on
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  Speaker 1: to chat about was, uh, you're impending, uh, your impending
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  Speaker 1: hour of stand up comedy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's uh, it's really set in this last
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  Speaker 6: week I've been you know, I'm sure Sas goes through this.
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  Speaker 6: You're just constantly thinking like, oh, this could be a
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  Speaker 6: stand up Oh make this part of my set.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but so explain what you're doing and why you're
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  Speaker 1: doing it.
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  Speaker 6: We do every year on PMT we do like a
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  Speaker 6: year long picks contest, So every Friday we make NFL picks.
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  Speaker 6: In the past, the loser, it's always like we've done
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  Speaker 6: Loser and second place have to do the punishment PFT
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  Speaker 6: and Billy. That's why they had to drive from New York,
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  Speaker 6: LA that year. Last year Max and Jake lost, they
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  Speaker 6: had to do Bowl of three hundred and then every
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  Speaker 6: hot dog they ate was like minus ten pins or something,
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  Speaker 6: so they ended up having to eat like eighteen hot
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  Speaker 6: dogs just to just to do it. And then this
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  Speaker 6: year it's split into two sections, me Big Cat and
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  Speaker 6: PFT Hat for an hour, and then memes Jake and
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  Speaker 6: Max for the opener. So the loser between us the
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  Speaker 6: two groups has to do either fifty minutes or an hour.
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  Speaker 6: I basically lost unless I went out for the rest
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  Speaker 6: of the year and PFT and Big Cat lose out
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  Speaker 6: for the rest of the year like the Magic Numbers
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  Speaker 6: one essentially, which obviously I'm gonna lose. So I'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: have to do an hour of stand up in Vegas
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  Speaker 6: the Tuesday of Super Bowl week that sucks, or an
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  Speaker 6: hour it's an hour live show. It's an hour live
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  Speaker 6: show that sucks, So I'd be stand up, but like,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what else I would do. We spoke
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  Speaker 6: of it and they made it PF two is and
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  Speaker 6: so they're like, you can only do one song because
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  Speaker 6: otherwise he might just do songs the whole time. So
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  Speaker 6: I have one song, you know, to do.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, Yeah, the craziest thing is that
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  Speaker 3: you said you told me you were doing it in
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  Speaker 3: front of like a mini theater of five hundred people.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That and it's gonna be on pay per view. Oh dude,
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  Speaker 1: this is that part.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not worried about because it's like it's gonna be
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  Speaker 6: a bomb. Like though, it could be a five hundred,
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  Speaker 6: it could be five thousand, it wouldn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: It will matter, and it will be more than five thousand, sure.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely matter.
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  Speaker 6: But I don't It's it's not like I'm going in
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  Speaker 6: it with confidence. I'm not going in being like this
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  Speaker 6: is gonna be great, they're gonna love me. I know
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  Speaker 6: it's gonna be awkward.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know when you start looking deep into the back
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  Speaker 3: of the crowd and you realize you can't even see
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  Speaker 3: all the way into the back, that's when you're gonna
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  Speaker 3: start fucking going shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Or you like hear someone cough it's like really quiet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like here, someone like sniffling their nose like a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: It's just oh, No, I don't think it'll be that
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  Speaker 3: because I think people would know what they people are
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  Speaker 3: going they know what they're gonna see a train wreck, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and that's what they want to see. But also I
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  Speaker 3: think I think that runs it's I think that runs
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  Speaker 3: its lifespan very fast.
• 14:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean not like.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: Bombing and people being like that's like because like you
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: can do like it. You can do like in like
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: in an hour long set, you could have like a
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: joke that bombs and be like, oh that one sucks,
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: and the crowd like laughs, so like, yeah, that does suck.
• 14:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was sorry.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: We were talking to do that.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: For ten minutes straight. They're like, oh, no, you just
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: are bad at this.
• 14:30
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be bad obviously. I'm just more thinking, Like
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: we were talking to Stop on PMT about the planning process,
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: and I'm curious, obviously two stamps in the room moves
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: in here as well, like is it a thing where
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: planning sixty minutes you plan x amount of jokes? Like
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: is it like, is there a way where I can
• 14:48
  Speaker 6: mathematically plan it where it's like all right, I need
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: to plan. I need to plan, you know, to try
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: and have eighty things to talk about or like.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: No, because if you've never done it before, and you've
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: never done any of the jokes before, you have no
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: idea how long it's gonna be. Like the first time
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: I ever did stand up, the first open mic I did,
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: I wrote down like four jokes, and I was like,
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: this is easily five minutes. It might have been twenty
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: five seconds. But now that you've done it, do you
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: have a better rie?
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: Like if you had to do sixty minutes, would you
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: be able to have an outline of like all right,
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: I mean I you would, but like you have sixty minutes,
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: you need to write.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Like the first time I ever did the first time
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: I ever did thirty minutes, I wrote down on my phone,
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: like in bullet points, like every single joke I've ever written,
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: And that was like barely thirty minutes.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: So how did you stretch it when you ran out
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: of time?
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Well, I only had to do thirty minutes, but.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I'm saying like, oh, so you got to thirty yeah,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: so I like it was probably like twenty Or how
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: about the first time when you had four jokes and
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: it wasn't five minutes, how did you stretch it?
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: It was an open mic?
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you just got off stage.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: You can do it, can do a minute.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: And so you can't get off stage.
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: No, No, I have another question. How do you write?
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: Like what goes into writing a joke?
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Dude, I don't know. I don't really write jokes.
• 15:55
  Speaker 7: There's no formula.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: I really don't write joke like I'll I used to
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: write jokes, all right, jay z No, but I know
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: I write jokes and freestyle it.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: No, I write jokes. But I used to like write out,
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: like word for word jokes. And then I realized that
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: that was just like making me fuck up and like
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: killing my confidence. And then I just now I just
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: have an idea and I'll go up probably be like all right,
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: this might work, and then you kind of just workshop
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: that over and over again until it becomes like a good.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: But if you practice a couple of times, like what
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: if you go to a couple open mics practice.
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: I am going to do that. I'm I'm definitely gonna
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: be working Luke a lot. I want to give it,
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: you know, my best, my best effort. I know it's
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: not gonna be good, but at least it's it's an opportunity.
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to look on the bright side of things,
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: like what.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: If you murder? I think, like bring the roof down.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: I think if I can just get through an hour,
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: that would be a win.
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: Here here are your advantages. You have a screen, right,
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: so you can break it up in the segments. You
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: can do like a row segment.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: You can do like or like a like inspirational speech
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: like a grant cardone ten X or something, because they
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: seeing about in there, like if you're just like, what
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: you have to do is fucking this, like fucking screaming
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: at the crowd like a drill sergeant or something like.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about that.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: But if you did like a character, like if you
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: do like a character, you could do like thirty minutes
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: on that just fuck around with the crowd and be
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: like in the.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Character character actor Hank Lost.
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's where this is where like yeah too,
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: the charisma and then everything's coming into play where it's
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: like I on Friday night, I was I didn't go out,
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: and I was like, all right, I'm gonna start like
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: I'm just gonna start planning, sat down on the computer,
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: open up the notes app and was like and just
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: stared at it for like twenty minutes. Dude, I truly
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: don't know how to start, Like, I don't know how
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: to start. I don't know how to write a joke.
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: I don't know what goes into like creating it.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I could really think you just got to do stories.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Just just write down, like, just write I mean, especially
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: if it's gonna be all barstool fans who are there
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: because of part of my take, just write down or
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: like come up with like ten good stories and that'll
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: be like at least fifteen.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Minutes or just everything good that you've ever said on
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: part of my take. Just say that.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, make it like a like make it like a
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: like a bragging thing. Just just go and just do
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: like a highlight.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Reel, like go back over old part of my takes
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: and like look at like things that people like. Times
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: in the comments when people have been like Hank, that
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: was hilarious that Hank said that, and just say that
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: shit over again. It's like one liners, Yeah, just say
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: one line.
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: Is that PFT and Big Cat usually yeah, bro.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: That I mean that would kind of be fire if
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: you just dis PFT and big Cat. Should you want
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: me to write like a battle rap verse for each
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: of them? Yeah?
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's that, that's definitely that's the thing I do.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: I I obviously want to help, and I want I
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: want help from like from from Mook, and obviously I'm
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: sure Nick would help me too. But I don't want
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: it to be like I'm just reading their material, because
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: they would be obvious that it's not me, like I
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: do want it to be. I'm going to ask for
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: help and try and work with them on my material,
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: but I do want to at least have it be
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: my own thing, I think, because I think that's kind
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: of a cop out to be. Like if if like
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: Nick or Mook writes like a really funny five minutes
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: and I just I just you know, read the lines, like,
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: it will be obvious.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: That yeah, bro, but you're gonna need like fucking twelve
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: people to write a funny five minutes for you.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Well, what is my My thing is like, are you
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: gonna go out there and try and do like like
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: jokes about like barstool and part of my take, are
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: you gonna go out there and start talking about like
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: fucking the Windy City is crazy?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Like are you gonna do like just like raw Jay
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Chapel talking about trans people? Yeah?
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Shit, But I think that has a bigger chance of
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: people being like, what is this?
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean that's what that's that's the thing.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm not worried about.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: That's what it's gonna be. Like no matter what I think.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: The one thing that I have that I might like,
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: the one thing I haven't talked about it on PMT
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: like I have kept like my private life and dating life,
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: like I haven't talked about it, even though like the
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: funny stuff is hell, It's not like that that is
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: a that is an avenue where like there's stuff that I.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Mean, Girls Part four, like what's up with Har's dating life?
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: Like I could at least, but there's jokes and there's
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: like stories and stuff that like would be funny that
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: I've like been you know, Stuf's happening. I'm like, this
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: would be funny talk about the podcast, but I don't, like,
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: I don't, I don't go there anymore. So it's like
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: that is at least something I can kind of unlock
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: and and like just go through, you know, five minutes.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: I don't know, but that that's something. There's definitely the
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: barstool like the inside barstool stuff, Dave, you know, stories
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: and shit.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: You can tell like one hundred stories about Dave like
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: yelling at.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: You or like, or like if you segmented into like
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: lists and like make stories of the list, like the
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: ten times that like the craziest ten times Dave yelled
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: at me or some shit like that like ten top
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: tens or some shit like that, rip through them. I
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: also think that during your life story would play if
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: you just like start at the fucking beginning. Here's what
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: Here's how you should open, like how I got here.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with like PowerPoint fucking with videos, videos of you
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: overlaying the shit, flick that jewel pod.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: What would really be funny is if you guys like
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: promoted the show like on like ads and it like
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: it's just like a comedy show and then it sold
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: out with just no barstool fans.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Like super Bowl week. Yeah, like did it at like
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: a big Vegas venue like the Luxore or some shit
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: That would be awesome.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: GM. Yeah, are you gonna take like exenax beforehand or something?
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: No, you're not nervous about that about like stage fright
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: at all?
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: No? I mean I never really been scared about like
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: public speaking or whatever. And I know it's It's one thing.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: If you think like you get nervous, you probably get
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: nervous before a stand up show because you're like, people
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: expect me to be good, and I want to be
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: good and plan on being good. I don't really plan
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: on being good. I just need to stand up.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, I'll be bad on purpose, so there's
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: no pressure on me to be good, which is a
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: cop out by Tommy smokes.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: Yes, I just want. My biggest goal from the takeaway
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: after we be watched is like that wasn't as much
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: of a train work as I thought. That's like a win.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: I'm sure it will feel like that. I mean, if
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: you get like five laughs, it'll feel like that. And
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: then you'll watch it back and you like that was
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: worse than I could have possibly imagined.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I do. I think I'm gonna try and
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna try and write some stuff down, maybe like
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: practice in front of the camera and stuff, just because
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: like that part, I think I'm big.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I'm a big back.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I got I gotta. I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: give him my best shot, Like, I think that's my
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: only chance to at least get through an hour, like
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: is a big issue. I gotta get the like out
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: of my my language. A big light guy.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think people will notice that that much,
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: though they might if you're nerve, if you're like yeah,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: if you've never been on stage four, that they'll probably notice.
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: How do you feel about crowd work?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: I don't think he's allowed to do it?
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was asking what does that even mean? If
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: you like plan it or whatever.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I think you could do CrowdWork but not questioned an answer.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: You could like be like what, but like if you're like, what,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: what do you guys do? I like, if you initiate
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: the conversation, I feel like that would be legal and
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: just like rip down the front row, just call people
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: like fucking or you could pull a Matt Rife and
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: just be like, oh, like you guys are so cute
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: and just be like really sweet to people.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: You be a single girl, There.
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: A couple, a couple of girlfriends. All the girlfriends are
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: here with their fucking boyfriends.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Mongoloid. Yeah, you guys know Matt Rife had a facial surgery. Yeah, yeah,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I found that out this week.
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: The wilding Out. Yeah, him on wilden out. He's disgusting.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he wasn't. He was like cute, like they're
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: all banged up to everybody. Let me let me see
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: a little now and then of Matt Rife.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: But I don't know how anyone could have not know, Like,
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: why are like Matt Rife's secret jaw surgery? Did they
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: think that was a natural jaw?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: So that's his old hymn?
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: He like, who thought that was natural?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: On the left, he has like a decently okay jaw.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: It's not like because he is like a fucking ship.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Oh I thought that was him on the left. Yeah,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I mean too.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Hey, this guy should fucking get a jaw surgery.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Bro, he needs an eyelid lift. Bro. This guy's a
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: plastic surgeon.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: Do do Matt Rife dio?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah Yeah.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: About that one was where I was like, oh wow,
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: he really just did. He doesn't look as bad in
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: these pictures.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: He doesn't look bad at all. You guys are being
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: like Matt Rife is gross.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: No, I was saying, look look at that. He definitely
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: doesn't look like Matt Rife. That's a different person.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Jesus, that's just bad. That's bad teeth.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but honestly, he's also like fourteen in that.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I think he could have got away
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: with just being like puberty has fixed everything up for me.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: People go O D with the fucking Veneers these days though,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: so people are just throwing Veneers on like pretty okay teeth.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: And they're just like coming out like yeah, big old
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: chompers to mask and ship like they got to figure
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: out a way to shrink those things, the Veneers.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I also heard that you have to get new ones
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: every like seven years. It can't be every seven years,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: maybe fourteen years or something like that.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Depends on what you get, because there's I think there's
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: cheap options and you can tell.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get crazy Mickey Mouse teeth.
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: I saw it was like Kyle Kyle from NELK and
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: Lil YACHTI and yeah that's what I like. How much
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: were yours? He was like ten k what li Yati
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: was like, yeah, I was one hundred? What And so
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: Kyle probably had the cheap version and are good to go.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Because people were ripping on Kyle's Veneers. That's when I
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: saw it.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: You can tell, you can tell when people have them.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Well, it's like their teeth suddenly are two inches longer.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: That's what I don't get is why they're so big.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I guess they're for who I want.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't you want just like normal looking teeth?
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: But yeah, like I don't know, if what do you
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: just get like a little fucking busted up, like half
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: busted tooth, like a little chip tooth.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't want fucking like a dead straight line with
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: like no fuck, Like they don't even look like real teeth.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Like I saw an actor this week who like had
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: like a kind of like charming smile with like his
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: like it was like it wasn't really crooked, but it
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: fits his face very well. He's like a very good
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: looking dude. And then he got veneers and he just
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: looks like a fucking ventriloquist. Oh yeah, the people look
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: terrible with Yeah, I don't know. I guess it's just
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: the wave. I guess it's just like Brazilian butt lifts
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: for dudes.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would get all that shit me too, if
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I could, just if I could just like not have
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: to do the actual surgery. It's almost like you could
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: have a perfect jaw line and perfect.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Teeth, Like, yeah, you would get a jaw line surgery
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: you get jaw line. You don't like your jaw line.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: I don't have a jaw line.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: The club, I think it's cute, though I hate it.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You will get the surgery. Just square your ship off, Like,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: but look how bad fucking Zach Effron looks.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: I don't think that looks and ship love Zach Effron.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Isn't you a friend of your guys podcast?
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: Huge friend of the podcast? Great dude?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know he, but he was a friend of
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: our podcast.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: Was super hot and then just got way into like
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: the botox and ship.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: But was that for them?
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: Now he got look at look at the botto, like
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: the bottom left one.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that one, that's a new dude.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's the botox.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Dane Cooks is pretty bad. Look up Dane.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Cook's dudes just salt away their hotness. Yeah, it's so crazy.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, Like to be that obsessed with being a
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: hot dude.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Cook looks like an alien.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: You gotta be like a devil, make hair hot dude
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: like and just be like, becoming so obsessed with your
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: own hotness and turning yourself into that is so fucking insane.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Because he looked pretty good on the left.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: He looked way better on the left than he was
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: on the right.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Didn't he go Josh oh No, who's.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Josh giddy mode?
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he dated like a well I think he's married
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: a girl who's what twenty six right now. But they
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: knew each other.
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: When longtime girlfriend. She's currently twenty three.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they I think they like knew each other when
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: she was like sixteen.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Damn good pull on his behalf though, Yeah, dude, it's
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: all about the long game, putting in that work.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: He was at the fucking sock hop dance. Yeah, he
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: was at the Harvest mixer, fucking scooping up, scooping up baddies. Well,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: they were scooping up punch out of the bowl. Yeah,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: that's fucking She looks. You know, there's something some I mean, yeah,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: you just really can't can't figure it out. I was
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: at the Sixers game last night and there was just
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: this uh over the top like loud like she had
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: uh she had like festival energy, and she had a
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: pirate flag tattooed on her upper left shoulder. But just
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: like these slick leather pants, bodacious like body all over
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: the place, body Audiada with just and just just drunk
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: as fuck, just screaming. But she was with a dude
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: who was like twenty five years older, just like looked
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: completely washed up, and they were getting along great, like
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: making out through the entire game. I was like, Okay,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: he's crushing it, like he's doing he's doing really fuck
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: yeah the Sixers game. Fucking rode to the Sixers game
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: underneath the basket like they'd stop making out to be like,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: what'd you fucking miss that rebound?
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Paul Reed.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: They both would yell and then go back to making out.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: And then after the game, three members of the Wings
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: lacrosse team came over and started hugging her and the guy,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: like the older guy just like faded to the background,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: like their hands like they were taking pictures, like hands
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: like pinky on her ass, like oh, she was like touching,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: touching chest. I felt so fucking bad for the dude.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: It was, yeah, I mean he's chasing this young thing.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Like the Franklin the mascot came over and she fucking
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: uh she like put her legs straight up in Franklin
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: like covered his eyes.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Brutal walked away.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: She was thotting it up. And then this guy thought
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: he was going home with like a bad, fucking wild
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: child bitch at the fucking Sixers game. Watch how woman
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: exwas at the Sixers game and then fucking three members
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: of the Wings came up and they had obviously known
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: her from.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Time, and did they go home together?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: She uh, like she talked to the dude for like
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: five minutes and then like.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Fun, they didn't know each other.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I think we No, they knew each other, but they
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: didn't go home together.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Oh it was like a first date type thing.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Wait, what are you talking about? The guys from the
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Wings are the old guy?
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: The old guy?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, the old guy. I don't know if it was
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: a first date, but they I think they must have
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: known each other for a little bit, like they they
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: were making out of the Sixers game. That's it's could
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: have been the very first date, like they were in
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: the second.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Row people to someone.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, it turns out the thoughties.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy. Making out PDA is insane. Like that's
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: something that I just can wrap my head around, Like
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: people just make Like I've been.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: I've been.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I've done shows like a like at the stand where
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I look into the crowd and there's just people just
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: like fucking like dude, like grabbing tits, like like deep
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: making out and I'm like, what are you doing right now?
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: What about this show got you to that level?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Who is it for? Yeah? Yeah, maybe it's you honestly
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: just go home? Like are they trying to show you?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Are they trying to show everybody around them that they
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: like don't care.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: No idea or they just try to think it's you
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: got to be like like, I don't think anyone's like
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: sober doing that.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: These people were off of off the twist, the t's
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: for sure, off the drink. Yeah, they were fucking that.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: They were they were loving it, though. I guess more
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: power to people if they can just like abandon self awareness.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I wish I had less of that, Like sometimes
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I wish I wasn't always thinking like damn, what do
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: people around me think? I don't you like thinking that? Yeah?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I would not want to be someone who's just making
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: out in public.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: But I think there's like a fine line where it's
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: like there's some people who are concerned about that, that
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: are like they think everyone's always thinking about them and
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: looking at them, and then there's the other people who
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: are fucking their titties are falling out of their shirt
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: at the Sixers game and their fucking hot mouth.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: But I feel like they know that people are looking
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: at them and they like they like that.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: The one time the dude they were making out and
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: the guy like instead of like looking back to the game,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: he like stopped the makeout and like look back at me.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: And Mike was like it wasn't like he didn't like
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: stare at us, but like he went this way first.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, Yeah, because he knows everyone's looking. You see
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: what I don't work with? Yeah? Some ass, good ass, right, yeah,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: good piece of ass. I've got good poon. This just
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: some great poon that I've got here.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going home together later.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I only had to pay her thirty care.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: That basically was the energy she had.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Like that, see that I respect more. If she was
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: I respect more acknowledging it like making out with someone
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: and then be turning around to the crowd and being like,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: you see this what I got?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Get a load of this.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Need a sip of my water so I can go
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: in for round two. Get a little perched.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: I'm a little perched, perched, begging to get on the
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: kiss cam.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the camera.
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna lay one on her.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Maybe you need to.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: This is fucking bullshit. We've been making out the entire night.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: How are they not coming to us over here, dumbass?
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Maybe you need to plant some people in your uh
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: in the audience doing like crazy and weird ship. Yeah,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: so you can fully pass back.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Nick Come on in, Nick, NICKI, Nicky, come on Nick,
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: come on in.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Good brother. We're just doing a little son of a boid.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: We're talking making out right now. This is kind of
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: your thing. It's kind of your specialty. Dude, he's hot,
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: he's not. I'm talking making out. Yeah, we're talking, mackin.
• 33:05
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• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on there?
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: We saw you the hockey game Mark. I know you guys.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: I got a drink named after medal Pink Whitney.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought. See you, fellas, I invented the
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: thing you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Everybody said, I'm the best.
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: Why don't you show us right now?
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of biting, a lot of I know
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: in movies when they're making out, it's a lot of
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: no I spell my first name with my top lip
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: and my last name of my bottom.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I heard that all the Blackhawk players like grinded to
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: a halt in the middle of the.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Game, they had to stop the game.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: They just iced up and fucking stare the black Hawk's
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: got a technical dude.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Connor Board yelled, yucky. Yeah, I'm really I'm really good
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: at it.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I have heard that. Yeah, it's going around, going around
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: all Chicago, that mouth.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Of yours, and people in New York have been asking, like,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: what happened to that dude? Yeah, what happened to that
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: good kiss? What happened to that good ass fucking makeout?
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I saw a report on n Y one that that
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: making out is like severely down over the last three
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: or four months in New York. Yeah, I don't know what,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: And there's definitely a correlation, if not a causation.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, these lips have sunken many a ship relationship.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: It's the kiss of death.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: It really is squawks, but it's it's a it's real nice.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I wish you were at the Sixers game the other night.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I was watching me too, man courtside, but no, thanks
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: for wanting me there.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: But there was a guy in front of us who
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: was making out with with his babe and like he
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: had no technique and it was like he needs he
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: needed a sense.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: A dude, I should have broken up and just like
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: watch this and I kiss him, repeat after me, let
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: me tap in.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Her out if I had in.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: You.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: No, you're doing it all wrong.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: What you should be doing, Hank, You could kiss her?
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: No obviously he is no, no, no, But we're gonna
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: save that for Lockwood Live in Vegas.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna be doing his whole kissing.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Special, Oh for real.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna do his whole technique breakdown, like breaking
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: down the All twenty two film.
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: I mean that's for a volunteer. Come on, what are
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: you better?
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Is your is your mouth? Is your mouth?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Game?
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Good? Like downwards kissing Cat Peter Chris.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Look at his bottom lip. He's got to his bottom
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: lip is fucking real nice and and the coloring on
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: it shows that he's a vivacious young man.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: That's right, A lot of blood pumping into that. Yeah,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: your lips get real hard.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I'm so fucking hard right now. You're talking about your too, fucking.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I gotta ice my lips. They're fucking bursting. Oh coolips.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: My lips just cramps.
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: You have.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: My lips fucking throbs are so wet right now? Oh
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: my god?
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: Is it?
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: But I bet that the longer beard is like probably
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: better than like a short beard. As far as making out,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh yeah, short beard's probably a little
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: bit more. Dude.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: You do not want to make out with the dude
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: with a short beard.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: No, been down that path, tis Yeah, what scratchy?
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Scratchy as hell, razor burnstchy. If there's any technique to
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: getting your pussy eating, that's.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: A really good question, Harry her like, is there a
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: technique to getting head?
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Because I'm definitely there is. Yeah to tell.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: It's about timing your grunts and you have to talk.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: It's like it's reverting to like being a Neanderthals. You
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: have to time your grunts to to set her pace.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. That makes sense.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: When I was one of the first when you were
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: getting head, one of the first times that I jerked
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: off when I was like probably like years old. How
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: old are you?
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: I was very late. I was a freshman in high school.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: For ten years old is very young.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Eighth grade, okay, so maybe maybe closer to that, maybe
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: closer to ten is very You molested yourself, Yeah, dude,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: well I should try and jerk off and just pee.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: I think I came that's crazy.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: I think you just had to pee. Man, that might
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: just be pee.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: No, I know, but it was like, you know, everyone
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: was talking about it, like my friends like, yeah, I
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: jerk off all the time, Like damn, Like I want
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: to jerk honestly, let me try. I just like, did
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: you come? I was like yeah, in my head, I.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Was like, now, when I remember the first conversation I
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: had with about jerking off with my boys, I would
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: be like, dude, there's nothing that feels better, and they'd
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: be like, taking a big dump feels better. I was like, bro,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: you might be you might be gay something coming out.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: But I remember one of the first times when I
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: tried personally, I was home alone and I was like,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: maybe moaning makes it feel better, and so I tried
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: to like how high pitched uh I think it was.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: I think, did you say your own name?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Oh? No, I definitely didn't say my own name, but
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I was definitely like just lying on the floor moan dude.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: What if like what if we have at hotel?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: What if we share a wall in uh at the
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: super Bowl and you just hear me saying my own name,
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: that would be like that's like BTK type shit.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: That would be crazy. If I found out that one
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: off you got that, I probably wouldn't be able to
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: be friends with.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: You know, you're incredible. Oh my god, you were so good, Nick.
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: I get nervous when we're on the road that we're
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: like right next to each other. Now, if I ever
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: hear you jerking off, I'd kill myself.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Wait, what about you just know he's jerking off.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Way we're both jerking off, you would never be able
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: to hear me. I'm quiet as a church mouse. Do
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: you think you could?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Could you like secretly jerk off without people knowing?
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how my entire childhood like if you're in
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: the middle of a dark rave beat off and went off. Yeah,
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: what about it is like a dark Italian restaurant? Could
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: you beat off with anybody noticing?
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, we're like a mass when everybody's head was bowed
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: for the prayer.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all of these are easy.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: When I jerk off.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Now, when I jerk off, now, it's like there's no sound,
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Like I don't even breathe. This is an uncircumcised The
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: entire time I'm jerking off is just like like I
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: could have been coming right there. So you're the Charlie
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Chaplin of jerking off. That's it.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I swear to god, that's it, because I I used
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: to always be very do you jerk off again?
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: What do you're jerking off? Impression? Again? That was me
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: coming just came. That was like a really huge bust. Yeah,
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: that was big.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: You don't enjoy it?
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Sometimes it'll sometimes they'll just hear.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: It, Oh we're doing music to it.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: No way, I think like that, Oh chopsticks or is
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: that the entertained that's the entertainer.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they I'm thinking the entertainer straight face, jerking off,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: straight face to the entertainer.
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: Wifi's moving slow.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: But do you it seems like you don't even enjoy it, says.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: No, I do freaking love it, can't you tell?
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: No? I?
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: I genuinely was just always so scared of getting caught
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: jerking off that I would just make the least amount
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: of sound that.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I possibly, Like you're on the underground railroad.
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: It was literally like I was in fucking a quiet place,
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: like my parents were the monsters though if I made
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: any sound, they would burst through my door.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Here's that straight face, brother, dude.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: But honestly, when you're experiencing like the most pleasure entertainment,
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: like whether it be a book, a good movie, jerking
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: off your straight face quiet?
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Do you think if you were in Like and Frank's
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Attic and the Nazis were raiding your house, you.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Guy would have came to I.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: You would have gotten carpal Tunnel and Frank's Paradise. No
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: expectations now much was that?
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: Are you going cans?
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Cans?
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: Wearing cans when you jerk off?
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: I don't listen to anything.
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: No sound now, no sound porn huff.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, you go volume down or use subtitles. I don't
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: think I've ever used sound about jerking off? Yeah, ever,
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: do you that's like the best part sometimes when I
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: was really sometimes I do no video.
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: Just sound now that I don't even get into the porn,
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: you know, the interactions in the beginning of.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: The thumb back, just the fucking sound. It's crazy to
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: turn you guys are jerking off to sound bites. They're
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: jerking off like a deaf person jerking off the talkies.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Man of the breasts.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: You're jerking off like DK Metcalf. You need to enjoy yourself, dude,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: You need to need to give just a listen and
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: why change everything for you. Don't worry about me, man,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: but you'll start moaning like a deaf person and not
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: realize yourself.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: That's how you know that.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Once you start.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Dude, if I'm busting hard enough, I'm sounding deaf and
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: my hands are doing sign language.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Too to injury and fingers.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Dude, when I bust, I was like, I'm doing like
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: the blood thing with my hands.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: My wife put me on punishment from talking about jerking off.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Brought it off.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Wait, I walked in. You're like, tell us about jerking off.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: You're you're talking about kissing. Okay, we're doing a very
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: peag you know, it's a slippery slope GPG thirteen type
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: of vibe. But we couldn't help ourselves, naught.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Just tell her not to listen. Just be like, we're
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: not talking about jerking off. Just don't listen.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just shoot her that text.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Just a up.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: We did not talk about jerking off on the last episode,
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: so there's nothing for you to even hear. I got
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: I got in trouble when I was a kid because
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: I because I like the tweet that said, uh that said,
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: if cheerleading is a sport, then so is jerking off,
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: and my mom followed me on Twitter and it came
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: upon her timeline and I was in like eighth grade
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Harry's delete Twitter.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: She couldn't stop you though, she could only slow you down.
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: It was from like a fucking blue mountain state, Like,
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: what is that guy's name, Chad? What's his name?
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: Bad Castle?
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: It was from a Thad Castle fan account that I followed. Oh,
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I gotta follow this guy.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: He speaks to me. He's fucking dead, right, dude.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: My first ever tweet was a response to Chado cho Cinco.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: He was just like, talk to me tonight and I
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: was like, my girl fucking broke up with him.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: And then I think I hashed what was his What
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: did he always say.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: About love? Or I don't know a hashtag with what
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: he said.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: It's hilarious. It was something. My first ever tweet was
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: me voting for tj Oshi to be on the cover
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: of NHL Good one. Yeah, it was a good one.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: It was a great tweet.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: I saw him when I was making out at the Blackhawks.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Guy he saw Oshi there. Yeah, I was just in
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: his stomping grounds. A couple of weeks ago, Washington, Saint
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Louis does he play for the Caps?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Thought he used to play for the Blues?
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: Maybe from Saint Louis?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Didn't he us to play for the Blues?
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Tji, I don't know what you mean.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I don't think you were Why did you vote for
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: t j Oshan?
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Was it because he saved all those dogs and like Russia?
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: No?
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I think I liked his name, to be honest.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Wait, there he is in the Blues jersey.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he played for the Blues. For the Blues? Does
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: he not play for the Blues? Still he's on the Caps.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know he still played hockey.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Isn't he old?
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: You can't play hockey for a while? Yeah, I guess
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: like Brad Marshawn still plays hockey? Does he d he retire?
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: He still plays?
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: He's what does he fucking fifth?
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: He's old? He's the last of the last of the
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: good ones. Yeah.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Are you going to the mister ice meetup or what?
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Boys?
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: It sounds like a fucking banger ice con. Heard about Iceicon.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know about Iceicon.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Where is it?
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: Florida Florida Panthers game in March or April? Just a
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: bunch of ice ice heads going to Panthers game in
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: white shirts in Florida.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: It definitely will mean there will be like confusion about
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: what it means.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Is everybody ripping up with their white shirts.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, once it hits over, just going absolutely nuts.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be sick.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Are you guys going to Iceicon? Yeah, Dave's fine us.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Out, Yeah, he's fine the PJ. He's gonna scoop us
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: in the fucking in Q four. He's gonna land the
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Dave love Q four he does.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I must not know about the incident that happened yesterday.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: H Q four took a massive fall. Yeah, so when
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: it was like the week after Dave complimented.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Us, George Bush like getting fucking whispered in the fucking
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: it was terrible. H Q four is falling.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Truly, just a nightmare of a day.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: I tried to play four. I mean, let's put into Okay,
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: that sounds like I keep going. I tried.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was gonna, I was gonna try
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: to put in perspective. But I was like, wait a minute,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: did he lose in Fortnite too?
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: No?
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: I was gonna, I was trying. I was gonna let
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: the laptop charge for a bit and I was like,
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna play some Fortnite and I played half a
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: game and I was like, I gotta get off. I
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: can't do like. I was like, this is so stressful. Yeah,
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: and then it never came back on, just chucked it
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: up as a Now, I don't think people appreciate like
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: the stress, like they don't understand.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: No, they don't get it.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: They don't get how fucking hard this job is.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: It's a real fucking it's a gig, man, it's a
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: fucking tough, ass fucking grind.
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: Of a gig.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Just played a golf simulator for like four hours from
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: no cameras even on Were you down there doing it?
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: That was the cut. That was the straight unbelievable.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Everybody's saying, Sass is butter. Sass is absolutely butter with
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: that thing.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: I think people were very surprised to see me driving
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: two seventy myself. Yeah, Random was struggling today. I've heard
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: rumors that he that he drives like three fifty. I
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: don't even think he broke two hundred today.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: No, he didn't. He had one that was two ninety, yeah,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: and that was his best one. And then the rest
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: of them were fucking line drives like he was breaking
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: house windows.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it was fucking I mean, what can you do, struggles.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: He's not a good athlete.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: He's not just kidding.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: He's a fucking stud athlete. Uh mook, where we got
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: on time?
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: We're at like forty.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: Six ish's plenty of times.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Just the holidays, true, and.
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: You got a pump ads in between two.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Pump a ton of coming Chinese food coming. We're about
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: to pump a ton of ads. All right, it's the holidays.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you for listening. I hope he has all
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: have good holidays.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Cross that ship.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Happy Kwan's uh nick Christmas.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Keep that hot mouth hot, Keep that ship hot, mook.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Someday we'll find out about your making out technique with
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: that that top that that little top line of hair
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: on that fuck that's that mustach.
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: Giving out dirty sand chezes over.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Isn't that a turd?
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: On?
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Is that a turd?
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: I forget? I think that's when you wipe your ass
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: and then put it in a girl's mouth and.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: You like wipe your ass with her underwear or something
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: like that. No way, Yeah, you've never dirty Sanchez. That's
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: how I lost my virginity. Really, I lost my virginity
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: with an Alaskan pipeline? What is that ship?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: In a condom? And put it in the freezer? And
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: then someone that was moaningry Sanchez after anal sexy act
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: of drawing a mustache on the recipient's face with the
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: object of penetration, usually a penis. I don't know if
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: my handwriting would be good with a penis with my
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: own No, we.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: Were talking about this too. I think we're talking about
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: when we're playing Fortnite. But like that, that's not enjoyable
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: for the girl involved in any not one step of
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: that process and enjoyable. But how's it enjoyable for the god?
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Just like you look so good with my ship on
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: your face, you're getting fucked in the ass, which I
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: don't think feels good for anybody. And then you're getting
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: shipped on your face after your own Ship's your own ship.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: If she came after a dirty Sanchez, you busted, didn't you.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: You can't sign a girl's face with a blue marker either.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: She's just trying to transfer it onto another girl's face.
• 50:11
  Speaker 7: It was coined during the Mexican American War, when American
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: soldiers would often white fecal matter under the nose.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Of this is going to get dark.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everything's got everything's got a dark past like that.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: You just gotta ignore it, all right, all right, all right,
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: thank you guys for listening. See you soon whenever that is.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Sorry for interrupt you guys, Right,