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STIMULATED: TRY NOT TO CRINGE, MENS DM EDITION · Relatables

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: All right, Jake, how do you feel when you're at
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: the supermarket, you're about to check out, You get all
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: your food on the cash register and the cashier says
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: cash or card. You go to pay, and then your
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: car declines, and then you try to get in your
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: bank and then it's just got the loading screen because
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: bank aps never work. Steamy later, Welcome back, guys, do
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: another episode.
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the first episode of twenty twenty five.
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: First proper. Yeah, and as you guys can see, upgrades, baby, upgrades.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we spent some time over our short break.
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we won't just doing nothing.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Yeah, we didn't just have a brain.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: We've been upgrading the studio. And as you can tell,
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: we love the color blue, but it also should be
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: a very very good experience to listen to and watch.
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: We love the color blue and we don't discriminate to
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: any shades.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jake, I wanted to start the episode with, Yeah,
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: big differences between men and women? Slow, and you want
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: to go first? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, I'll go first.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: One big difference between men and women is if a
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: woman says I'll be home at nine, it usually means
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: she'll be home at nine because.
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: Men are fucking lives and they're always home for it. Mate,
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: we sort of have the same brain. I said, biggest
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: difference between men and women. When a woman says she'll
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: have one more drink, she has one more drink, not ten.
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: It's funny how many things we like brush under the door,
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: matter whatever. It's just a guy to do when we're stupid. Yeah,
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: it's stupid. They're so fucking dog. I don't stupid and dumb.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: Johmmy to go again.
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: One big difference between men and women is if a
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: woman says, oh, I'll do that little di y this weekend,
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: it usually means it'll be done this weekend and not
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: six months from now.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: We procrastinate. I procrastination is in my core.
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: We have from two studios ago, or I technically one
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: studio go and unless you consider this a new one.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: So from two studios ago.
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: We have the log cabin timber on my driveway from
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: when I took it apart that was so.
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: Long ago, so long ago.
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: And then we have there's some cladding up a bit
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: further up on the driveway that's now got plants growing
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: over it, so it's a bit hidden. So Johanna hasn't
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: been noticing it. And then we have off cuts from
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: this one in the driveway and I texted Jumana when
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: I put the off cuts out there, and I realized
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: it's getting a bit lader, and I said it. I
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: was like, I was like cutting up all the material,
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: gonna put it up on the driveway.
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: Council pick up next week. Haven't booked it. LEAs took
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: the accountability to pretend like if we're going to do
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: it and I still haven't done it. I need to
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: It's just now I have to go through the effort
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: of like kind of getting in the mood of like getting.
• 2:50
  Speaker 4: My hands done.
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: You need to do that. Big difference between men and women.
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: When a woman says she's going to legs, she.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: Hits like, facts, bro, i haven't hit legs for the
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: longest time.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: I've been good with a new workout plan, really good.
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: I've been in like four times a week too, and
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: I'm quadzilla. What do you mean now they're feeling okay.
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: One big difference between men and women is women don't
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: think with their vagina.
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: They don't. Why do dudes think with their dick? Dudes
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: think of their dick. They do literally, I know, like
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: out of say, I have ten friends, I could two
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: of them think with their brain you're one of them.
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: I knew your own friend. Nah, yeah, I wouldn't say.
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: Then I'll give one one of them. I'll let them think.
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: There's one more big difference between men and women. When
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: a woman says, do whatever you want, definitely don't do
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: whatever you want. Oh fuck, that's a good one. It's fine.
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: Do whatever you want.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't even think of that.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: Don't do what if you want.
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: If a guy says do whatever you want, yeah, actually
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: what I actually don't care he actually is.
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: One big difference between men and women is if a
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: woman says I'm five to seven, she's probably five seven.
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: And if a man says I'm six foot, he's probably
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: five ten.
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: I don't get it. They think like girls and other
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: guys just like don't know how. I don't know. I
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: think the whole thing now is like.
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: How there's like the whole stigma around A guy needs
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: to be you know, a certain six'. Nine he needs
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: to be six foot or us he's not worth talking to.
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: YOU i saw the funniest video the other day and
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: he was, like if you're if you're, so the guy
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: doesn't need to be taller than five, ten, Right and
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: the guy's, like why do you need to be for
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: tall than five to ten because on, average like barely
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: there is the lowest percentage of women that are tall
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: than five, Tens so what are you doing up?
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: There you're not looking for? Women AND i was, like
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: that's kind of. True that's a good point to be.
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: Fair my last one is what's a big difference between
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: men and? Women when they both say you're the only
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: Person i'm talking, to only one of them is telling the?
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  Speaker 1: Truth men.
• 5:29
  Speaker 4: Kidding, kidding not, facts, kidding not.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: Facts the, Women, yeah the one down the.
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: TRUTH i got one. More one pretty major big difference
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: between men and women is women don't have to clarify
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: that it's average. Size, also another massive difference between men
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: and women is the number six doesn't really mean anything to.
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: Women but what does that mean because a man wants
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: to be six foot and he also kind of just
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  Speaker 2: wants to be a minimum six?
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  Speaker 5: Inches ah, right, yeah it session in the number.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: SIX i think you just got to tick one of those.
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: Boxes if you can tick one, box you're. Happy, Sure
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: if you're not blessed heart and you're blessed down, there
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: you hope.
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: Hopefully, yeah but like statistically genetically probably, not because if
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: you're small in, stature you're most likely.
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: SMALLER i don't. Know is that a? FACT i don't.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: KNOW i have no, Idea. JAKE i want to play
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: a little. Challenge let's try not to cringe MEN'S. Dm,
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: addition we're finding out we just found out before that
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: men like to think with their willie, downstairs and males
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: say some cringey. Things so we've both compiled a few
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: dms that have been sent to some, females and let's
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: try not to. Cringe men will say anything, anything. LITERALLY
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: i think they don't even care if it. Works they
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: get the. Damns that's, fair so. FAIR i have gone hinge.
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: Prompts you went hinge hinge. Prompts, oh okay for, that
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: And i've got two voice. Notes oh that could be
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: good or? Bad do you want to go? First?
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: It?
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: Okay so this will BE i guess what is? It
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: cringey or not cringey or?
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: Nah so the correct pronunciation of my name Is Kyle,
• 7:31
  Speaker 3: kyle but people get it wrong all the, time, RIGHT i, hear, like, dude,
• 7:37
  Speaker 3: bro my, guy daddy poppy and this is my favorite.
• 7:46
  Speaker 3: One oh my, god, god so the correct.
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: Pronunciation don't play that. Again don't play it. Again, OH
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: i don't think you can get kujie in. That AND
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: i don't know if he's lying or. Not it's hard to.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: Tell is he like taking the pic feel like with
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: a hinge?
• 8:10
  Speaker 2: PROMPT i, ACTUALLY i don't Think i've ever had hinge,
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: Neither BUT i would assume you would know it's a
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: joke if he did a little LIKE i couldn't hold
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: the laughter back at the end to let you know
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: it's a. Joke but it just it just, Ends, oh daddy.
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: HARPY i want to give him the benefit of the,
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: doubt BUT i don't THINK i. CAN i don't THINK i.
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: CAN'T i showed you he looks like a Finance he
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: does look.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: Like a finance. BRO i didn't have blue eyes.
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: Though, Okay i've Got i've got another. One this one's
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: gone to like the d ms on. Hinge, okay so
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: he's got past it and this guy's got past. It
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: so you like replied to a FOLK i don't know how,
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: hinge but they're dming.
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: Like a melody THAT i can't keep come is singing every.
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: DAY i want to Take ellie out.
• 9:05
  Speaker 6: The day your, Man, ELLIE i wrote shoe the song
• 9:11
  Speaker 6: because we're meant to.
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: BE i am the man of your.
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: Fantasies so come, On ellie, GIRL i have a dream
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: with me at the.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: Bar.
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: At the bar bla bar b b blah.
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: Blah i'll see you at the. Bar sounded like you
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: were saying the, barber see you at the. BARBER i
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: didn't print at. All that one's so.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: Funny and she said so she, Said i'm lost for.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: Words you have my undivided. Attention and then the next
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: message was What barrah made meeting you?
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: Are, yeah so it did. Work it. WORKED i think
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: if you can play, guitar that is a. Superpower it
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: is a super if you can use it. Properly, Yeah,
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: NO i. COULDN'T i. WAS i.
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: Was i've Asked joanna And beth and they've both said
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: the same thing that they wouldn't care how good you
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: are at playing guitar and or, singing because you could
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: be Like Ed, Sheeran Justin, bieber anyone when they're singing
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: to a, crowd you love, them. Right but if someone
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: genuinely was that. Good but you was just you and
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: them in a room and they sat you down on
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: the lounge and faced you and SAID i wrote you
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: a song and started strumming and. Singing they said ick,
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: instantly no matter, what.
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: Who doesn't matter who it. Is that makes me feel.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: Better because we have a friend WHO i know used
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: to bring girls home from like a one night stand
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: out at the, bar and he'd play a song on,
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: guitar AND i was just picturing. It i'm, like this
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: would be so. Awkward Imagine i'm like the roles were.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: Reversed i'd be sitting there and be, like what's going on?
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: Here i'm getting. Serenaded if the roles were, reversed girl
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: would never try and show off her. Guitar girls and
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: say he was something trying to get you into. Bed
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: they would never do. THAT i feel like it's honestly
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: the equivalent of like A jim bro has his weights
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: in the, Room he's, like let me show you quick.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: Work it takes his shirt, off starts to push ups
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: and some. Curl let me just show you you work out,
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: right let me just show you what you're doing?
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: Wrong oh, yeah for, real, though it would be like
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: A jim bro if he's invited a girl over right
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: and he has this like a couple of weights and
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: he's just getting a little pumped before she comes. In,
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: yeah and he does that classic thing on a show
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: where like he hears her walking in the door and he's, like, night.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: That's still, funny, though that's still. Funny you know it's
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: a joke, though, yeah, yeah, yeah, ye what you, Know
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: Like David goggan's fifty, Six i'm not a quitter a Hundred,
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: honestly that was. Good that one's Actual, god that was.
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: Good he got his mates, Involved SO i gotta say
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: that the parody as.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: Well ah did, WELL i want to, like see this
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: is what guys get up to when they spend. Time
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: let's go write a song for this girl on a.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: Hinge yeah she's you gotta, say you're so.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: Attractive he got his friends And bobo, said, GUYS i
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: have to SECURE i.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: Have to go on a. Date yeah that's a. Dub
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: if you do it like, THAT i think that's. APPROPRIATE i,
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: agree all, right mine are a little bit different. There
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: this STRAIGHT, Dms so try not to. Cringe might be.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: Hard if we flip a. Coin what's the ODDS i
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: get head, mate you're the right target. MARKET i think.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: The mind of a guy in the mind of a,
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Guy so in my head it's a fifty percent.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Chance and, like how are you you? Know, okay try
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: not to.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: Cringe the hinge prompt is dating me is, like and he,
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: says a. Whirlwind you ready question mark a?
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Whirlwind that's the minimal. CRINGE a minimal. Cringe, Okay, WELL
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: i feel LIKE i don't find that, Good like it's
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: it's not a good, prompt But i'm not. Cringing, definitely, No,
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: okay this one's good because we can resonate with. It
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: are You? Australian? Yes because you meet all my. Qualifications so,
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: bad so.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: Bad think about how kick qualasart and they're riddled with
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: chlamydea just like.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: You that would be the first. Comeback how do they get?
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Chlavidia is it?
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: SEX i don't, know like they just all have it,
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Apparently how do you? Know?
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: YEAH i, know refom mate hard Way, Okay.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: So cringey or?
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: Not try not to create male, Addition the hinge prompt
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Is i'm looking for and then he says casual someone
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: when they walk, AWAY i look at them AND i
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: can't help but bite my lip and say to, myself
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: fuck fuck.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Off that's SO i know the exact everyone this thing.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: About NOW i can picture the exact guy who's saying,
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: that just like this got back, here and then he'll be,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: like then take it into the house and space of
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: edge here and all, right try not to. Cringe call
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: me Mister. FLINTSTONE i can make your bed.
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: Rock oh heavy, BED i don't, know my bed's pretty.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Heavy that's pretty. Cringey that's definitely. Cringeing, okay that's my last.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: One try not to, Cringe male. EDITION i would like
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: to point out that this guy's thirty.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Four the promton. Already the.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Prompt the prompt is dating me is like having a
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: headache and an orgasm at the same. Time that's kind
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: of like The whirlwind. ONE i, guess, yeah are you?
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Ready that one's headache and an orgasm at the same.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Time that Is. Crin's i've heard that.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Organs are supposed to make headaches go? Away are here?
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Man the fact today is that from your koal, mate
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: WHAT i will. Say WHAT i will say, is.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: You Know.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Gen x's older millennials and the young to mid Gen
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: x's don't believe anything they see On, facebook and we
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: love to give them. Ship we have to say, you just,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: mum stop believing everything they say On. Facebook it's, edited
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: it's PROBABLY ai just don't believe, it, MATE i believe everything. Everything,
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: yeah and then and then YOU i saw it.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: SOMEWHERE i.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Have stopped SAYING i read somewhere because people are just
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: like you don't, read like you read a book you don't?
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Read and what book would that? Be The chlamyean book
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: of it was A reddit segment On it's A reddit.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Carousel my last one IS i won't give it. Away,
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: girl are you made of? Water BECAUSE i need you
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: eight times a day in order to. Live, yeah, cringey.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Terrible maybe girls send it any good damns you've, Got
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: LIKE i hope you. Die that's but not THAT i
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: want to like hype some met. Up BUT i want
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: to know if there's some good game out. There i'm
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: sure there is what is good.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Game on damns because we've said it so many times
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: that you don't really need good. Game if they do
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: want you to message them if you're, hot, yeah like
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: legit because like when it came to so WHEN i Messaged,
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: beth she like we both know that WHAT i said was. Terrible,
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: hey because it came From addie.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Four who has a. Girlfriend NOW i get TO i
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: get the.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: CLAIM i just wanted me a, message so she was
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: going to reply to WHATEVER i could have said. Hate, yeah,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: yeah but instead what you, did at least you tried
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: to be. CREATIVE i think it's all about. Effort what
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: did you say? Again it was picking up a between
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: one and ten? Six no, WAY i was going to
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: say that we must be so.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: MADE i like, that and you. Were you weren't, lying see.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: It you've been honest from the. START i, said we
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: must be so. Mates so. True, Yeah i'm. A i'm.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: A i did not. Lie, yeah you should screench for.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: That it's your anniversary, soon isn't it in two? Days?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah you should screen for. That print it out and
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: then be LIKE i wasn't. Lying oh that's. Cute put
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: in the. Car WILL i got a print in? It,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: wait color and. Everything there'll be blue. Messages wait, Mate
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: i'm still in the. Relationship i've got you.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: To.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Finish. Stimulated for the first episode of the, year we
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: have to leave a bang Ig question of The week
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: where we had a lot of responses things guys never
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: say and this is like the point fun of, guys
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: but also maybe make them say it a little bit. More, yeah,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: NO i, Agree i'll go first. Things guys never SAY
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: i am not fine, facts, Bro yeah needs to be said.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: MORE i feel LIKE i should even say that. More
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: it's just like so easy just to be like even
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: when your parents or your girlfriend says are, like had
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: you had your? Sleep it is so, easy like, oh just.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Fine st like s If i'm IF i sleep like
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: shit and someone says, like, hey you, Sleep i'll just
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: say good because it's kind of, like, WELL i don't
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: really feel like burdening you with the fact THAT i
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: had a bad, sleep like it doesn't affect.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: You, yeah but you ask it's so, healthy, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's always we always feel like like our.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Problem, yeah even though the other DAY i would. CARE
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: i woke up AND i felt LIKE i had a bad.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Sleep and the REASON i was saying is because So
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: beth did say how'd you? Sleep AND i actually AND
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: i was, like you know WHAT i, SAID i actually
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: THINK i slept kind of, crap LIKE i don't feel
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: LIKE i slept well and felt good to say. It
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: it was out in the. AIR i didn't need anything from, her.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: And she was, like oh that. Sucks AND i was
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: kind of, like, yea that's ALL i.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Needed she just was, like oh that, Sucks LIKE i
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: feel for, you and then that's ALL i.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: NEEDED i thought she was gonna say, like, oh, yeah
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: it starts been on line last. Night she would have been,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: like that's. Weird what are you telling me?
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: That, okay things guys never, say CAN i fill up
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: your water?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Bottle we should say, That, Sorry, POOKY i, YEAH i
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: just don't think about. It this podcast is really good
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: even for us to like learn to be. Better it is.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Just, like let's be, real timing, WISE i would appreciate
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: it if you asked me WHILE i was in the. Kitchen,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: yeah not AS i was, like this is me lifting
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: up the corner of my, covers my, foot my leg
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: is going on the, bed my mom's on the, Bed
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: i'm about to it's taken my. Weight i'm down And
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: i'm not planning on getting up again for the rest
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: of the. Night and then you really roll over and, say.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: See that's bad. Time it's bad. Time. Yeah and if
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: we're talking about you know, WHAT i take all this.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Bad if you're talking about making it easy for. Us,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: yeah stop using frank. GREENS i can't see how much
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: water is in. There yeah it loos water. Bottle, yeah,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: like if you want to make, it how AM i
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: meant to? Know AM i aband to not hear the
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: jiggle of the ice cubes in there? Anymore you know?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: What also get an ice Makerp. YEAH i don't feel
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: like going on.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: A freezer and if it's, empty having to fill it back,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: up because that's just another. Step and if it's, Dark
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: i'm gonna spill it and you complain about me spilling it,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Exactly i'm trying.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: To do a good fill up your own water, bottle.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Okay Things guys never SAY i didn't make her. Finish
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: no one ever says.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: It, No no guys that we're going to go to
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: his mate to be, like, GUYS i, LIKE i haven't
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: been making her finish any.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Tips never we walk out of high fives all. Around,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: yeah one of the boys will be, like, oh did
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: you make a? Finish and then you will kiss and tell, mate, fuck, no,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: NO i.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Didn't Things guys never say does my butt look big
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: in these?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Jeans that one kind of hits a soft? SPOT i
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: kind of want to move. ON i don't have a.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Bum neither Do i'm not genetically, blessed so like at
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: LEAST i GOT i got six, FOOT i don't have a.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Bum, guy so any like any white dude any?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah? True any short guys out there who does have a,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: bum they probably, Have, yeah because they're more. Condensed they're
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: like squished by grogo. Somewhere it's going to go, something
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: it's got to go.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: There they're the same weight as.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Us, yeah how About jack has a big, Bum he's
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Actually JJ's. Blessed he's got a big.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Bum he is blessed with. That it's funny actually thinking about.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: IT i wonder where that comes.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: From girls do that, Too like she is blessed with
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: a Good, yeah, yeah, YEAH i.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: UNDERSTAND i think a girl would look at a girl
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: that has like a nice, bum and they'd be, like oh,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: yeah she's like genetically, blessed like with the way it's.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Shape oh. Things guys never Say i'm ready to. Commit
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: that should be said. More it should be that should
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: definitely be said when they're. READY i don't lie when they're,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: ready but they just go, like let's take things. Slow
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: they always do fun.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Things, guys never say you're way better at driving THAN i.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Am we're the same. Person my wife's way better at
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: driving the. Meat. Yeah never to be, fair, though my
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: girlfriend is not better at driving the. Meat my girlfriend
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: doesn't ever, lie.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: She.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Doesn't.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah she still likes to say, you mister park
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: spot no.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Idea yeah it's too. Small, YEAH i girlfriend ties to
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: look cool. Driving she. Sits my girlfriend's really, short and
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: she likes to sit really low. Down and REALLY i
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: get in. Her i've seen her driving just the top
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: of the head like pops out and how can you see.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Anything i'm, like you're so. Small EVEN i get in
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: AND i, like move the seat. Up i'm, LIKE i
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: like to see Where i'm.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Going oh, yeah, yeah, yeah that's funny. LOOKING i like
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: to drive, high looking important and pretty up.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Right i'm not a big lean back. Neither this is a,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: long like eight hour driver straight Then, yeah, OKAY i
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: got two more. Things. Guys never Say i'm taking accountability
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: for this, fact, BRO i take full. ACCOUNTABILITY i am
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: in the. WRONG i do say my. Bad i'm we
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: might not be.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Men yeah, no we're the new age, man new age,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: man the modern, man modern. Man, yeah, YEAH i, think,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: man it's never.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: WRONG i don't.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Know it's all About it's all about, personality isn't. It,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: YEAH i will, say like trying to, think when the
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: last Time beth admits she was?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Wrong when was the last time she was actually? Wrong
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: she's been wrong many. Times maybe you put it in
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: your anniversary card all the time she was wrong to
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: other it was the last Time beth was? WRONG i
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: actually don't know. Wrong you start running it down so
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: you can come back with me like she's never like
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: done me.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Wrong But i'm Just i'm just thinking like, facts you,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: know like WHERE i say, something she, goes, no that's,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: wrong and then it's looked up AND i was. Right
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: i'm trying to THINK i need to start.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Right with it because you throw seventy facts out. There
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: you already did the committee. Fact you had another fact. Before,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: yeah matter, FACT.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: I got one, more But i'll save. It things guys never.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Say they never call it a. Date, oh it's always
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: let's hang.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Out do you want to do? This, no ask me
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: on a. Date i've never understood. THAT i feel like
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: we've never been like. That and we've had friends who
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: like just hanging out like you're on a date like,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: That i'm, like, mate cool it a? Date, like what's to?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Lose that's a great. Question. Yeah if you do, say
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: like this is a, date you, know what are? You what's?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Happening if you're a girl and you're going on a
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: date and the guy hasn't specified that it's a, date
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: don't go on. It, yeah because the guy's obviously got
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: something in the back of his mind where he's thinking
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: that he has to commit too much if it's a.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Date just be, like is this a? Date and see
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: what he. Says, yeah if he goes, on if he
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: goes oh, no, no, no we're just hanging, out fund,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Out i'm Not, No i'm not going on.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: That that's a waste of my.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Time.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: YEAH i go sex with a. Committee koala my last one.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Things guys never Say i've been, thinking.
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: Oh, okay, alright that was. Stimulated that's so. QUICK i
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: went for a big.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: YEAR i went also so. Smooth the