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BONUS: Shamrocks, Shots & Shenanigans · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Hello, go, just welcome back to the Give Them Lhi
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: La podcast. It is the bonus episode Happy Saint Patrick's Day.
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: I'd be wearing I know tonight we will be getting
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: buck wild. We're having Nick and Joe over to fix
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: a nice Irish meal.
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it? Corn beef and cabbage.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Something like that, and then I'm making green drinks, you know.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should make other stuff too.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you don't like that.
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: I don't love corn beef and cabbage.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll make something else for I've always loved
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Saint Patti's Day, and usually, like back in the day,
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: it was my best friend's birthday on Saint Patrick's Day,
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: and we would go up to Park City and stay
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: the night and just bar hop all of Main Street
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: and have the grit greatest time of our lives. And
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: we always went in the morning to the hotel and
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: we would get a little bit buzzed and lay in
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: the bed and watch like Lord of the Rings or
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: like Harry Potter before we got ready for the night
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: and would always order food to the room.
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: That was my get.
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: Ready, no matter if it's Saint Patti's Day or anything birthdays, yeah,
• 1:25
  Speaker 3: anything that you were.
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: Going to like it was an event.
• 1:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my favorite by far, was like going
• 1:32
  Speaker 3: even a staycation.
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: You go downtown and check into your hotel at News.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: Vacations are the best and you just back in.
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: The day, Yeah, you'd have a little cocktail.
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: We'd go down to the bar and grab a drink
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: and then go back up to the room and just chill.
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, have a TV.
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: I know, do people get Saint Patrick's day off work
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: or no, They're just going to work super hungover on Tuesday.
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: No. I think they're just super hungover on Tuesday.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: And I feel like it's just like a known thing
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: that everyone's going to feel that way.
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: Back in the day when I was working in Utah, yeah,
• 2:05
  Speaker 3: we we had like.
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: A pot luck.
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's fun, like green drinks and all of that,
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: and then they would let us, like they let everyone
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: go at like two so you could go and like
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: be with your family, go and do whatever you wanted,
• 2:19
  Speaker 3: and you were.
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: Expected to be back on Tuesday. A paper want, paper want.
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: It's kind of hard to get to work when you're
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: like hugging your porcelain front.
• 2:31
  Speaker 3: Right, and it's even harder when you're just at work
• 2:33
  Speaker 3: hugging your dusk, not even.
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: Working, the point of even making people come in if
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: they're not going like you actually don't have them come
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: in and just don't pay wasting.
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: Money there is Like that was what I would do
• 2:46
  Speaker 3: if there was a drinking moment, I would look at
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: my PTO.
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: Right right, what's PTO paid time off?
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: See you've never had a fucking real job PTO, babe, paid.
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: Time I'm off. I know you guys know we love
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: some PTL.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: Goddamn, that is so good, So I asked the podcast page. Yeah,
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be on Saint Patty's Day, but
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: when you think about Saint Patrick's Day, you think about
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: getting wasted hammud, yeah, Hamma for sure, you're out cold,
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: okay and puking green because they make everything green, right,
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: The bread is green, the butter is green. I don't
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: know if we should be consuming whatever dye that is, right, Yeah,
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: but we do, and it's fine.
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: We're all alive.
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: And while here is the greatest is walking on the
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: streets either night or next morning and just seeing green
• 3:49
  Speaker 3: vomit everywhere.
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: Repulsive.
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: So I just asked, I'm like, what are your drunken stories?
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be on Saint Patti's Day, because
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of other days in the year to
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: have funny shit happened.
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, we're gonna learn about our our pod in here.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, we are in college. Found out we had
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: boys over the night before when we saw it on
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: their story. The amount of times that I've woken up
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: and been like wow, without this phone, I would have
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: no recollection of what any fast night.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: That was my first thing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about anybody else, but like right when
• 4:25
  Speaker 3: Instagram was like I mean it came out when I
• 4:27
  Speaker 3: was in high school, but like when I was twenty one,
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: twenty two, twenty three, yeah, like.
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  Speaker 2: Heavily drinking and going out.
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  Speaker 3: The first thing I would do is wake up and
• 4:36
  Speaker 3: go to Instagram and just tap through to see if
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: I was on anyone's or.
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  Speaker 2: To see if I posted anything.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shame, the shame of the story and being like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: my voice is so annoying. I thought I looked so cute,
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: and I look I was just drunk, ash shit, and
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: like I thought I looked so cute that I actually
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: saved the story to keep on my phone forever long ago.
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: No good, I don't do that, but I know a
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: lot of people will connect with that.
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, most chicks who use the filter. And then they're
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: like singing and you think all is well, and then
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: the next morning it.
• 5:11
  Speaker 3: Is cringeing being sober and going to events where like
• 5:16
  Speaker 3: drunk girls are like doing selfies. Yes, and they're drunk
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: and you can just see it, and yes, I'm an eavesdropper.
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: I'll look at the phone and to see them, and
• 5:26
  Speaker 3: I know they're looking like I look so hot, and
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you need to open your eyeballs.
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  Speaker 1: Drunk puppet. I know that looks. I had it a many.
• 5:35
  Speaker 3: Times straight in the back and don't smile drunk It's like,
• 5:41
  Speaker 3: what are you doing out here?
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  Speaker 1: The only thing worse than drunk girls thinking they look
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: cute is drunk boys thinking they look cute.
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: There is nothing worse, Suicey, No, there is nothing worse
• 5:50
  Speaker 3: than seeing five dudes walking in a group to bars.
• 5:54
  Speaker 3: They're all fucking horny and Eastern and they're horrible.
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: Horrible humans. And college found out we had Oh I
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: read that already. It's like this sounds familiar.
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: I've read this chapter.
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: My birthday's March sixteenth, so I have many of these lol,
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: and one is we were doing a bar crawl and
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: on the way to the car to go home, I
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: had to pee and we were not going to make
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: it back to a bar, so my husband was like, hey,
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: just go pee in a bush, and since I can
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: barely walk straight, he was supposed to help me as well.
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: He ends up not helping much because while I am
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: peeing in the bush by some apartments, I end up
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: falling into the bush. So I'm just there laughing, crying,
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: sitting in a bush full of re pea grass and
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: my own pee. At least this is so gross. At
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: least I make it home. He helps me shower and
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: gives me a good birthday present that my neighbors probably
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: heard me from the drunken oral pleasure I had received
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: ten out of ten nights.
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: Woof cookie monster? Is that guy? Oh boy?
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: The fact that that whole experience got the two of
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: you rebbed up enough to want to touch each other after,
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: especially with your mouths, is wild.
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: If I was like, you just fell in your pea,
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  Speaker 3: We're giving this forty eight hours of sanitation.
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: Minimum, Yes minimum. You peed in a bush and then
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: fell into the bush you were peeing in. I'm solid
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: for a minute also out.
• 7:28
  Speaker 3: Oh she did say that they went home and got
• 7:31
  Speaker 3: cleaned up, so I guarantee when he got home. I
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: don't know if he was sober, but he was like,
• 7:35
  Speaker 3: all right, let's get every fucking It was.
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: Her birthday, so she deserved it. I don't know. I
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: kind of am into it. So one time at a
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: work Christmas party, I drink a little too much. Last
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: thing I remember is doing a shot the tipping point, No.
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: Last one, no good. It's like the last roller coaster.
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: You never get on it, no where.
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: You're like, I could beat down right now, go home,
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: Go home. It's one too many overserved. It's the tipping point.
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: You're at the top of the mountain. Just stay right there.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: One more and you're off. Especially at a work party,
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: I always worried about Well, I never really had a job,
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: so I can't really eight pto here, but I can
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: imagine that that would be a scary place to be
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: where you get so wasted that you don't remember anything,
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: and that is how you pay your bills. Is that
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: job you just hope that everybody forgets.
• 8:35
  Speaker 3: I will say I've been a part of Christmas parties,
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: work events, and that's.
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: Pretty much it. What do you mean they're.
• 8:45
  Speaker 3: Getting hammered baby like all of my Like just to
• 8:48
  Speaker 3: let you know, there was a stage. Yeah, and ten
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: girls drunk. Okay, my Christmas party got up. Three of
• 8:56
  Speaker 3: them fell off the back.
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: Oh no were they Okay?
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: They were fine.
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: But everybody's just drinking. But work parties, you don't understand.
• 9:06
  Speaker 3: Work is like family. Oh there more than you are
• 9:09
  Speaker 3: with your family, okay, eight to five, nine to five, six,
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: whatever it may be. I loved the people I worked with, right,
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: it was like family. So like for me to get
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: drunk with them, it was like, yeah, we're having fun,
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: like it because you work with them, and so you're like, oh,
• 9:26
  Speaker 3: we can't do And then you finally can go out
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: and have drinks with like your friends and family.
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: That you work with. It's like, I'm fucking going right,
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: And if you're.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: That wasted, you're not doing it on your own unless
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: you're me.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: No, no, you're rip roaring. Parties are wild, right, Ah,
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: we should throw one with the two of us. That'd
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: be great.
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: Then none of us drink.
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: That's all sad.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: Not a one of us drink.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: We could have.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: I bought a shit ton of non alcoholic booze that
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: What was that one?
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: The zero?
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: They're all zero? Oh, Hip zero, the champagne that we
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: got at Anna Jack Hip zero. There's a fabulous alcohol
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: Thai restaurant on Ventura called Ana Jack, and it is
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: so spectacular. But they have a somalier who's also like
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: top tier in non alcoholic wines, and he recommended this
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: champagne called Hip zero. I could not find it at
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: Benmo Bevmo. Good God. I tried to get Bevmo and
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Venmo into and it was like brute. It was dry,
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: It gave you the bite.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: It was like drinking an actual champs Yeah.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: Which is my most favorite thing.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: Like a bitter. I don't like a sweet like that tart.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: Like, don't give me a non alcoholic bottle of wine
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: that makes me feel like I'm drinking Welch's grape juice.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: If I wanted Walches grape juice, I would drink it.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for something that is going to give me
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: a placebo effect. Anyway, we should do that. We could
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: throw a work party. One time I was drunk, I
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: was confused why chicken nuggets were different shapes. Sounds like
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: you were stoned.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: You were on something I would love to be on.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: No, but I can relate to that. When you go
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: to McDonald's and the chicken nuggets are all different shapes
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: and you're like, how did this happen?
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: Really like high school smoking?
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I'm like that you were drunk thinking this.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: You also smoked joint right, Yeah, that's a high thought. Yeah.
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: No, I'm having a thousand of them.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: Well, it does make sense though, why you would think,
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: why are all of these chicken nuggets a different shape?
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: Cutouts different? Oh my god, I felt high for a sec.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: I was drunk in a cab and threw up on
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: my arm to.
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: Avoid the fly.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: The fine of puking in a cab good aim. Can
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: I tell you a disgusting story?
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: I have one with you.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna say the airline because I relate
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: to this. I was so wasted coming from Vegas back
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: to LA and I couldn't get the puke bag out
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: of the thing, so I just puked all over the floor.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: I was in the window seat, there was someone in
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: the middle and on the end, and then I took
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: out all the magazines and just put them put them
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: on top of the puke and no one could uh
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: track who was there because this was an airline that.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: You don't you pick your seat on board. Thank god,
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: you're the reason why they're changing it. They're like, fuck,
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: give these.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: People, it's happened so long ago.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: Oh well, obviously you've been sober for six years.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: Right, But it was I was. It's eight years ago.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: Ago that open. I wasn't drinking. Highly anxious.
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: I was flying from Puerto Rico back home after a
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: work thing and I was just like anxious because I
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: was missing whatever it is. I got onto the plane
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: still anxious. No throw up bag. I had to dump
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: like I'm puking, dumping out my backpack on the floor.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: And then I threw up in my backpack. I know away,
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: Oh I gave it to I walked it, gave it away.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Well, no, I gave it to like the flight attendant.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: I was like, hey, I couldn't make the bag, so
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: I throw up in this if we can, and she
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: was like yeah, so she took it to the back
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: and then she was nice enough because I didn't have
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: a fucking backpack anymore, and yull, my shit's out. She
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: gave me like a delta.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Like handbag all.
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: My stuff in it, but that and I was in
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: an uber drunk and I threw up into my hoodie
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: and then I had it like that and then when
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: I got out, I dumped it, took it off, through
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: it away because I wanted to.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't want that fine, and just.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Like that, I'm thrilled. I don't drink anymore.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: No.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there are moments where I'm like, wow, it's great
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: to not feel like that.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There are moments where I'm like, I could really
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: really be down to feel that feeling. And then I
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: start walking myself through the process and I'm like, I
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: know how this story right.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: And someone told me something that's stuck with me. Tell me,
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: and drinking is having today's and tomorrow's fun tonight.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Wow, no, see, not happening now.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: And that stuck with me, And I'm like, cause it
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: really is like you have number one, you don't remember anything.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: You're just having fun, I guess, and then your whole
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: day is a hangover. Ugh, don't miss it.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: I can't even think about that. With kids, I would
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: oh no, thank you. My favorite was a friend and
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: I were so drunk she fell asleep half in half
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: out the front door. I passed out on the stairs.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: My dad, who's a cop, hot up, dragged her in
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: the house and left her in the foyer and me
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: still on the stairs. Gangster. That dad, he's like, fuck this, He's.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Like, I deal with you. Motherfucker's only reason.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: By the way, the only reason I'm pulling you into
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: the house is because I could get robbed if the
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: door stays open all night.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: And that's why you're in the foyer. I just pulled
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: you in just enough to lock this door.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Not for your benefit but for my for safety.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: In the home. And I love how like not a
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: blanket was put on any of them. Yeah, you're here.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: You're here, You're safe. You know what, though, when I
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: was a drinker and a stoner, I still could not
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: go to bed without taking my face off. I probably
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: passed out without being able to remove my face maybe twice.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: It gave me such anxiety. She even wasted.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I had to get in pajamas. I had to get cozy. Yeah,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: because you're already feeling like shit, and I'm gonna feel
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: even worse if I wake up and I'm not cozy,
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Like I can't just pass out of my trip. That
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: never happened to.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Me seem like you know when you're with your friends
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: and they just walk in the house and like crash
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: on the couch, never hurt my teeth, brushed deodoran on, No,
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: that's true.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Wort's on for bed and then I can put myself
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: to bed. Yeah.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: But if I wake up in the clothes that I
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: just had an event in that, I have no idea
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: what I did. I'm going to wake up in that
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: men like in that mental exactly.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Where even on the night that the night before I
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: got fully sober, I was in the bath scrubbing the
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: remnants off of my body that were going to remind
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: me of that night. Yeah, I was definitely Even before
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I would smoke weed. I knew to bathe because I
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: became one with the bet of the couch and I
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: brushed my teeth even though I knew that I was
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: getting prepared to have a muncha thon because I had
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: the munchies so bad when I was stoned.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Same, but that was my best thing to get home drunk,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: ash shit, get everything ready, brush my teeth, have my
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: little snacks on my bed. Yeah, I'd the pen totally,
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: and then I would just fall into his end the best.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Slumber of life. Right dyed my hair blue because I
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: was trying to do just a little piece of it.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: But then I rinsed it in the lake. Oh could
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: you imagine.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: That's another trip to the salon.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: How would that work? I think you have to wear
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: a cap, pull one strand through is what you would
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: do for one piece of blue hair. I got drunk
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: at a carry Underwood concert. Decided my seats were too
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: far away, so I walked right down to the front
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: row like I owned the place and plopped myself down.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I couldn't figure out why there were so many seats
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: open down there. Turns out it was for the season
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: ticket holders of the venue. The guy in front of
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: me turned around and said he knew these weren't my seats,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: but he would cover for me. I had to use
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, so he offered to take me. So this
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: guy sounds nice, so I'd be able to get back in.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Turns out we got to use the fancy washrooms, and
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: then he showed me the free buffet and open bar.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: So glad drunk Sam is so confident because I ended
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: up having the best time. That guy sounds awesome and
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: also I relate to that because this person is Sam.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: No, that's what I'm Yes, well that's.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: What I do. Yeah, And there are times where I
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: think about like La La, especially drunk Lalla, and I'm like,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: she's a badass.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: When did I lose that when you put that at
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: the bar?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: No, because I had it for a while after that, too, true,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: there's something I.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Haven't lost it.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: I think you're just in a different headspace right now
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: with kids and that will be back.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: But I relate. And by the way, so cool of
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: that guy to be like, I know that these aren't
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: your seats, but I just want to have a good time.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: What they're not your seats, but no one's sitting there,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: so no harm, no fun.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: She said there were a bunch of empty Yeah, it's
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: wild to just and like she said, I acted like
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I own the place. If you walk in with confidence, yeah,
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: no one really will say anything if you're looking around, like,
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: are people like confidence speaks volumes? By the shit, they're
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: gonna be like maybe that person sold the ticket to
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: that girl. Y.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, but I don't know why. I always I'm you
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: guys don't know this about me, But I am a
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: rule follower.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: No, you. I'm like, I.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Don't want to get in trouble. I don't want the smoke.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I just want to chill and live my best life.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: And I don't want someone to come down and tell
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: me that I can't do something, because then I go
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: oh and get away with it. Beat up my ex
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: best friend's boyfriend for cheating on her. You're a badass,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: let's be friends. I drank so much one weekend. I
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: slept until six pm that Sunday. That sounds so horrendous
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: and so depressing.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm no.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I was beyond drunk at a WVU football game, amongst
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: other antics that day, I ran up to a girl
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: being wheeled out on a stretcher and leaped over her
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: and proclaimed, looks like somebody's drunker than me.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Wow, I really needed that too. And I bet the
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: girl in the stretcher did?
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I bet the girl in this strutcher was incoherent? But
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. That's funny as shit. Oh and like,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: what were the people wheeling her out and doing? Like
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: should we get too? It seems like this football game
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: is getting a little out of hand. Yeah, but that's
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: what football games are for. The tailgating of it all.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: There are certain days in Utah that I go back
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: to and I'm like those days I knew it was
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: going to be fun, tailgating for a Utah football game,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Gay Pride, and Saint Patrick's Day. Those three days, I knew,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: today's the day. It's going to be on and poppin'
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: and it's all going to happen during the like it's
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: going to be a steady drunk throughout the day. Sometimes
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I couldn't handle it when it was just a night thing,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Like back in Utah. If it was just night, I
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: think I would overdo it and I'd be like whoa.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Whereas if I started in the morning, it was kind
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: of just like a.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Nice ball and then when you got to that five
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: or six you were almost kind of done drinking.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're kind of like I had my buzz for
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: the day. I want to start winding down.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like during football season, it's like no, no, no,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I don't do the like after party of things. I
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: ran full speed into scaffolding and NYC and broke a rib.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I was trying to catch a train public transportation.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: What about?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: And the hard thing when you're drunk is you don't.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Feel that shit No, that's a tomorrow feel.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: One time I was so wasted and I was talking
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: to this guy and he was like, you have to
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: run off you're drunk. Like that's go out into the
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: cool air and like, run it off. I go outside
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: of Chandler's house in Foothill and I run. It's cold
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: as fuck, full speed trip and fall. I still have scars,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: like dug out from my thumb, completely dig out the
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: top of my toe. It was horrendous, horrendous, And you
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: want to know who had to baby me was Dad?
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: He was very good at that.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I was so upset about the fact that I would
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: just go outside and try to run really fast, being
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: as drunk as I was.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's not a sprint, it's like jog.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I sprinted and ate shit hard. So I think that
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I'm glad that I'm sober. When I think about all
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: of the things that I did when I was drinking,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, this Saint Patty's Day. I'm
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: okay with having a Heineken zero Diet Green.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Seeing everybody else get drunk is good enough for me.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There's a few brands that I highly recommend for
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: if you do have a busy, busy day. Come Tuesday.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Heineken zero makes an excellent non alcoholic beer. Also Corona
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: and Estella Artois.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: I just want to say being in the program, if
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: you are in the program, or anything like that, or
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: just be careful with Heineken zero because a.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Lot of well a lot of people, it's a trigger
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: for them. I'm talking about people who are totally normies,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: but they know that Tuesday morning. I'm happy that you did.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Thank you for pointing that out. For those of you
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: who are normies and you have a long day Tuesday
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: where it's like they don't care that it's Saint Patty's Day,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: you know, you can still feel like you're participating.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Wreck a beer and then have the Heinie zero, Yeah,
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: and another beer, and now you're just you're in a
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: great level field right.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Now, You've got a great leveled out feeling. You guys.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Happy Saint Patrick's Day. Please be safe, remember to uber
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: or call a lyft or have a designated driver, have
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: the best time and throw one back for me and
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: t t y. Yep, Happy Saint Patty's Day. We're gonna
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: catch you on Wednesday.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Bye.