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281: Welcome to the Cryptid Carnival · Movie Meltdown

• 0:09
  Speaker 1: Shit the bed! Why, howdy, folks!
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: Come on in! Well, from the looks of them fancy
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: britches and sassy little hairdos, y'all ain't from around here.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Are ya?
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: This is Sid Hagan. You're fucking around with Movie Meltdown.
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: Why don't you just take your mama home some chicken
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: and then I won't have to stuff my boot all
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: up in your ass.
• 0:38
  Speaker 4: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
• 0:40
  Speaker 4: Picture Association of America.
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  Speaker 5: It is intended for mature audiences and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 1: It's showtime, folks.
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: Enjoy the show.
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown, I am Brian.
• 1:33
  Speaker 6: Oh, bad timing.
• 1:34
  Speaker 5: Bad timing.
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  Speaker 4: And I spilled all over myself, too.
• 1:59
  Speaker 7: I'm not even going to say what that was that
• 2:01
  Speaker 7: I spilled over myself. I just say that I spilled
• 2:03
  Speaker 7: it all over myself.
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  Speaker 3: Very smooth of you. Thank you.
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  Speaker 8: And my coordinated co-host here would be... Sterling Pratt. So
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  Speaker 8: we are coming to you live in a digital recording
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  Speaker 8: from right here in the middle of the cryptid carnival.
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  Speaker 7: It's happening all around us, at us, in us, with us.
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  Speaker 3: All over us, I think is how you... Well, literally
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  Speaker 3: for you.
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  Speaker 7: The simple version is we cannot avoid it. Cryptids are
• 2:26
  Speaker 7: everywhere and they're spewing fluids of unknown substances.
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  Speaker 3: All over you. All over you. I've stayed clear. Which
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  Speaker 3: we are bringing to you live... via digital recording. Yeah,
• 2:37
  Speaker 3: the experience is very rough, ready, and raw here at
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  Speaker 3: the Cryptid Festival. Let's roam around and bother people.
• 2:42
  Speaker 7: Let's do so. I think it might be a good idea,
• 2:45
  Speaker 7: since this is a... I mean, cryptids are by nature
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  Speaker 7: about mystery. If we ask some of these mysterious guests
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  Speaker 7: why they might have arrived. For instance, you, sir, standing
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  Speaker 7: right to my right. Why did you happen to come
• 2:55
  Speaker 7: in here when you saw the word cryptid?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what it means? I came here for
• 2:58
  Speaker 3: the old-fashioned lemonade. You came here for the lemonade. All right.
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: One of the benefits to hosting one of these things
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: in a restaurant is, of course, people come in for food.
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  Speaker 3: You two ladies right there. They ran away. Oh, God.
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: I'm a terrible host.
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  Speaker 5: You there, sir.
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  Speaker 3: You got caught. Okay, so what are you doing here?
• 3:17
  Speaker 3: You don't know? Do you have any idea where you are?
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  Speaker 3: What your name is? Do you need help, sir? Someone
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: get this man a police officer.
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  Speaker 8: The more creepy thing is just moments ago, you walked
• 3:28
  Speaker 8: up to this stranger and asked him to lift his
• 3:30
  Speaker 8: shirt up for you.
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: True enough, but I heard that he had a tattoo
• 3:32
  Speaker 3: of the Loch Ness Monster, and you know what? Sighting achieved.
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: Mission accomplished.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, so let's actually look around here. We have some
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  Speaker 7: masks here, but over here, much more interestingly. So by
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  Speaker 7: the way, as we're looking around, we're seeing all this
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  Speaker 7: cool stuff, cryptid-related art. architecture, all sorts of interesting things.
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  Speaker 7: And right here we have some nice little felt pieces
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  Speaker 7: that are constructed of various cryptid critters.
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  Speaker 3: And creating these felt pieces is.
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  Speaker 9: Pat.
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  Speaker 10: Pat.
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  Speaker 3: You heard it.
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  Speaker 10: That's it.
• 4:01
  Speaker 4: Pat.
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  Speaker 7: Why do you make these little critters? What is it
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  Speaker 7: that draws you to such beings as the Chupacabra and
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  Speaker 7: the Mothman and the Bigfoot?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, because they're wonderful creatures.
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  Speaker 11: I just adore them all and they're so much fun
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  Speaker 11: to make.
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  Speaker 4: And they come to life as I make them.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember the first time that you saw one
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  Speaker 3: in the wild?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 9: Chupa.
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  Speaker 4: Chupa and his little friend, Newbie.
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  Speaker 3: Newbie?
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  Speaker 9: Newbie.
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  Speaker 3: Newbie the goat. Newbie right here.
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  Speaker 7: So the Chupacabra has a pet goat. Is that lunch
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  Speaker 7: for later?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 11: He will not eat Newbie.
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  Speaker 9: That's his friend.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I see.
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  Speaker 7: I think we have a TV show in the making here.
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  Speaker 3: A children's show, in fact. I'd watch this.
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  Speaker 11: He might eat his cousin, but not his little friend, Newbie.
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  Speaker 3: This is more of a twisted Adult Swim kind of
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  Speaker 3: a show, actually. You know, I'd watch it. Yeah, I
• 4:50
  Speaker 3: was about to say, I'd watch it. Like, either way.
• 4:53
  Speaker 3: Adult Swim, just get a hold of us.
• 4:55
  Speaker 7: And we managed to entrap yet another person sitting here
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  Speaker 7: next to Pat observing the felt critters.
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  Speaker 10: You are?
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  Speaker 3: Christian. Christian. How are you doing, Christian? Great. She's a
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  Speaker 3: many-time co-host. Oh, as I recall, we've done at least
• 5:06
  Speaker 3: one show together, haven't we?
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  Speaker 11: Indeed we have.
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  Speaker 3: So, are you enjoying yourself here at the cryptid zoological fest?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: Awesome. Tell us what you love about cryptids the most.
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  Speaker 4: What's not to love about cryptids?
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  Speaker 3: You see, you can't answer a question about a questionable
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  Speaker 3: creature with a question.
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  Speaker 4: I thought we were playing the question game.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's the most mysterious way to answer it, actually.
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  Speaker 3: Fair enough. Moving right along. Moving along.
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  Speaker 7: We have here a world-class grandma from the band that
• 5:34
  Speaker 7: just played. Sir, who are you, and what is that
• 5:37
  Speaker 7: strange sound that we heard coming from outside just now?
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  Speaker 3: I am John, and that was Sweater Meat. Please don't
• 5:42
  Speaker 3: get any lipstick on the mic, sir. Well, I'll do
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  Speaker 3: my best. Thank you. Nobody told me that. What is
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  Speaker 3: this that you were carrying in your fanny pack? Werther's Originals.
• 5:51
  Speaker 3: Werther's Originals. They're fuel for old people? Yes, they are.
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  Speaker 3: And they're fun to give out?
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  Speaker 1: They're fun to share.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely. They're actually ultra expensive, too.
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  Speaker 1: They're like $ 4 for a bag of Werther's.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I call bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's horrible. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It's good to know that all that horrible candy I
• 6:09
  Speaker 7: was given as a child, though, was in fact expensive
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  Speaker 7: that I then threw away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So tell us about Sweater Meat.
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  Speaker 7: Are you guys enjoying your raucous tour of Louisville where
• 6:19
  Speaker 7: you live?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun.
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: We get out and play.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun. Check us out on the internets, I guess.
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  Speaker 8: So you were the world-class grandma. How would you describe
• 6:30
  Speaker 8: the other members of that band?
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  Speaker 12: I would say I'm like the grandma on the go
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  Speaker 12: who's up walking the malls.
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  Speaker 1: At noon-ish, you know.
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  Speaker 3: The active grandma. Yeah, the active grandma. Action grandma. Grandma
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  Speaker 3: on the go. What were those other two characters?
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  Speaker 12: We had the blue-haired muff, which is, or I'm sorry,
• 6:48
  Speaker 12: the blue-haired Moo Moo. She had a tuft of blue
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  Speaker 12: hair and a Moo Moo on, and she's kind of
• 6:52
  Speaker 12: in a wheelchair, and she's.
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  Speaker 3: Got impeccable rhythm. And then there was the.
• 6:59
  Speaker 12: Demon nun? It's more like the eccentric shut-in.
• 7:06
  Speaker 3: That is how I would describe Yoko. Lots of cats
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  Speaker 3: hanging out with moms. Well, Yoko is quite the front
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  Speaker 3: woman for an eccentric shut-in. She brings quite the show.
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: I was curious. I did not see a single Bea
• 7:18
  Speaker 3: Arthur in residence. Well, there's only three of us, so
• 7:23
  Speaker 3: rest in peace, I guess. Well, tragedy strikes. Don't forget
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  Speaker 3: your cupcake.
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  Speaker 11: It's on the bumper.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: That was the elusive Yoko.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 7: Yoko, while we have you here, you're practically encrypted yourself.
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  Speaker 7: What is it exactly that brought you here to the
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  Speaker 7: cryptid zoological fest?
• 7:38
  Speaker 4: Can we cuss?
• 7:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, you can.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, go to town.
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  Speaker 11: My dick.
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  Speaker 3: Your dick brought you to the cryptid... Is it a
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  Speaker 3: cryptid homing device?
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  Speaker 11: It's got a magnet in it.
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  Speaker 3: I thought maybe it was more of a pogo stick
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  Speaker 3: and you literally came... Yeah, I came. Ha ha. I'm
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: setting you up on these. You came on your pogo
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  Speaker 3: penis stick.
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  Speaker 4: I did.
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  Speaker 9: How are you guys doing?
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  Speaker 3: We're doing great.
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  Speaker 7: We're just trying to get to the bottom of this
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  Speaker 7: whole cryptid phenomena that we've heard so much about.
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  Speaker 9: Who's your favorite cryptid?
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  Speaker 4: Mine? Uh.
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  Speaker 7: Probably Mothman because he looks not only incredibly cool, but
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  Speaker 7: he also brings doom to small town bridges.
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  Speaker 3: So that's pretty cool. And you love Richard Gere. Oh,
• 8:13
  Speaker 3: obviously I love Richard Gere.
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  Speaker 11: My favorite is the sauropod that lives in the Congo
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  Speaker 11: that Baby the Lost Legend was based off of.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, what's it called?
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  Speaker 11: The Mwimbi.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard about this.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, he's cute.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to go hunting sometime? We can catch it.
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  Speaker 11: Leave him be free.
• 8:31
  Speaker 3: Leave him be free?
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  Speaker 11: Because remember how tragic it was in the movie? They
• 8:33
  Speaker 11: shot his mom.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you're right. I cried. So you want to
• 8:38
  Speaker 3: go hunting? No. Sorry, I'm a little one track here.
• 8:40
  Speaker 11: I like your shirt.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 8:42
  Speaker 3: I love my shirt.
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  Speaker 7: This, by the way, I'm wearing a slint shirt because
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  Speaker 7: I got to see them play under a bridge during forecastle.
• 8:47
  Speaker 5: Holy shit.
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  Speaker 11: Well, I got to see the bassist drive away from
• 8:50
  Speaker 11: guitar center.
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  Speaker 3: Well, screw you. Okay.
• 8:52
  Speaker 7: Like I've, I've run into like Brian McMahon at least
• 8:55
  Speaker 7: once buying a coffee from the coffee shop that I
• 8:57
  Speaker 7: used to work at.
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  Speaker 3: So I used to rent videos at a certain place.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: Well, I work with Todd. Does that count? Good try guys.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: But, um, no, it was actually, it was a fun
• 9:06
  Speaker 7: experience and there was only one drunk couple talking behind
• 9:09
  Speaker 7: me the entire time.
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  Speaker 11: So, Did they play Spider-Man?
• 9:12
  Speaker 13: They did.
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  Speaker 3: They did, in fact, play.
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  Speaker 7: And I got to say, just on a minor personal note,
• 9:17
  Speaker 7: I first heard Slint about when I was like 17
• 9:19
  Speaker 7: or something like that. So it's been a 10-year journey
• 9:22
  Speaker 7: for me to get to see them live.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you weren't in Louisville back then. No, I
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: wasn't in Louisville.
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  Speaker 7: I moved to Louisville partly because I had heard their
• 9:27
  Speaker 7: music and the music of other Louisville bands such as yourself.
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  Speaker 7: And I thought to myself, wow, I need to check
• 9:32
  Speaker 7: out this town that's filled with so many crazy and
• 9:33
  Speaker 7: interesting people.
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: But obviously we are.
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  Speaker 11: I bought my Spider-Man vinyl in Olympia, Washington. Isn't that weird?
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  Speaker 3: That is very weird. Home of Unwound, no less. Yeah,
• 9:44
  Speaker 3: but no.
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  Speaker 7: And so Slend was my cryptid of the weekend. And
• 9:48
  Speaker 7: now here we are at Cryptid Fest. And I'm interviewing
• 9:51
  Speaker 7: yet another cryptid.
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  Speaker 3: Good night, my love. How's it go? Remember me as
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: you fall to sleep.
• 9:59
  Speaker 10: Sleep.
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: Fill your pockets with the dust of the memories.
• 10:04
  Speaker 11: On the back of the record it said looking for
• 10:05
  Speaker 11: female vocalists.
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was PJ Harvey, you know. It was 1986.
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: Do you think you still have a chance?
• 10:10
  Speaker 11: No, only once.
• 10:12
  Speaker 8: Just go up to them and just be like, I'm
• 10:13
  Speaker 8: here to report for duty. They'll be like, what are
• 10:16
  Speaker 8: you talking about? It says right, and just pull it
• 10:19
  Speaker 8: out immediately.
• 10:20
  Speaker 11: Was PJ Harvey really the one they were looking for?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 10:22
  Speaker 7: PJ Harvey apparently wrote them a letter, but they had
• 10:25
  Speaker 7: already disbanded and moved out of the house.
• 10:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
• 10:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so think if maybe she had signed up and
• 10:30
  Speaker 7: then maybe gotten into the band.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: 50 for Queenie! 50 for Queenie! You need to stop, okay?
• 10:36
  Speaker 5: Sorry, sorry.
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: That's PJ Harvey.
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: She's having a breakdown of some sort. I prefer, yeah, guys,
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: you'll know about all that later. Eventually. She's frightening the children.
• 10:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I was actually listening to her record with
• 10:50
  Speaker 7: the song The Dancer on it not too long ago.
• 10:52
  Speaker 7: I love me some PJ Harvey.
• 10:53
  Speaker 11: My favorite album is Red of Me.
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: Rid of me is a great album that was produced
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: by steve albini it was produced by steve albini.
• 10:59
  Speaker 7: Yes um and he which he later regretted ever so
• 11:02
  Speaker 7: slightly really um yeah he claimed that it was one
• 11:05
  Speaker 7: of his early producing efforts and he added a little
• 11:07
  Speaker 7: bit too much to it i completely disagree i think
• 11:09
  Speaker 7: that record is perfect.
• 11:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah it's pretty i don't know if he can talk
• 11:12
  Speaker 8: he he did produce bush so i mean did he
• 11:14
  Speaker 8: really oh yeah that's razor blade suitcase he.
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  Speaker 11: Did so much so it doesn't matter Well, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: They have their moments, but that album is kind of
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: not it. I won't blame him, but, you know.
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  Speaker 7: But, you know, it's kind of like those guys who put, like,
• 11:27
  Speaker 7: actually Woody Allen falls in this category. Puts out, like,
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  Speaker 7: a movie every year.
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  Speaker 11: I got accused of being Woody Allen today because I
• 11:33
  Speaker 11: was nervous about not getting a rap.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't because of the young girl that was with
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: you at the time? No, he said, I love Woody Allen.
• 11:40
  Speaker 11: Woody Allen is seriously my dream man. Like, a small,
• 11:43
  Speaker 11: neurotic Jewish man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you go hunting. Guys, if you're listening out there.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, Yoko.
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  Speaker 4: I go, John.
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  Speaker 3: The lovely Yoko.
• 11:52
  Speaker 11: I'm not going to get a nap in before the
• 11:54
  Speaker 11: show tonight. He goes, that's the oldest thing you said.
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  Speaker 11: You sound like Woody Allen.
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: I'm going to have a bad day.
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  Speaker 11: I'm not going to get a nap.
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  Speaker 3: In before the show.
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  Speaker 9: I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I just.
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  Speaker 4: I just.
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: Sunyi, where are you? And then you rummage through your
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: purse and got a Werther's Original. Yeah.
• 12:08
  Speaker 7: Roger Ebert one time said that it's comforting to know
• 12:10
  Speaker 7: that a world of enormous action hero stars like blowing
• 12:13
  Speaker 7: up buildings and emerging as unscathed that somewhere out there
• 12:17
  Speaker 7: woody allen is is getting attacked by his hairdresser um
• 12:20
  Speaker 7: and and and not not entirely surviving.
• 12:22
  Speaker 8: Uh his hairdresser is doing a terrible job it's just
• 12:26
  Speaker 8: an observation.
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: But no i mean but what i was saying is
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  Speaker 3: that you know that guy puts out like a movie
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  Speaker 3: every year so if like half of them are terrible
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: that's still like 15 out of 30 films in 30
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: years that's not bad steve albini kind of is the
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: same way you know if he And.
• 12:37
  Speaker 11: Stephen King, who I love.
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: Stephen King?
• 12:39
  Speaker 11: I got a crush on.
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  Speaker 3: Him, too. Wow. The thing about skinny white dudes with glasses.
• 12:44
  Speaker 11: He's not really skinny, but he does look like a cryptid.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Not anymore.
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  Speaker 11: He does look apish.
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: Now he does.
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  Speaker 2: It's true.
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  Speaker 11: He's always looked apish. He's got that lily. What is
• 12:51
  Speaker 11: this part of your face?
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: She's pointing at her upper lip. The diphthong. It's not
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: a diphthong, you dumb.
• 12:56
  Speaker 11: The ape part of the face. I think it is
• 12:58
  Speaker 11: called the diphthong.
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  Speaker 3: The ape part of your face.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, and his is really long.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: Did you see Rise of the Planet of the Apes
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: or Dawn of the Planet of the Apes or Rise
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: of the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes? I've
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: only seen the original one once. I gotta say, the
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: new ones are actually pretty good.
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  Speaker 11: I like apes.
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you should see this. As much as I
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: dislike CG... And there she goes. You've chased her away.
• 13:13
  Speaker 7: By the way, I just want to mention that after
• 13:15
  Speaker 7: she said, I like apes, she walks away and waves
• 13:19
  Speaker 7: a banana in my face, which I had yet to see.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: Are we using code at this point? I guess so. Okay,
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: that's cool.
• 13:24
  Speaker 7: Let's move on and talk to some other patrons, because
• 13:26
  Speaker 7: that was a pretty rich conversation right there.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: That's Yoko for you. She'll do that. Yeah, filled with stuff.
• 13:31
  Speaker 7: That was Yoko Molotov, I believe is her last name. Okay,
• 13:35
  Speaker 7: here are the people that wouldn't talk to us before,
• 13:36
  Speaker 7: so we're going to skip by them.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, look, you. Let's ambush you. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: This person has a lobster. What are you wearing? Wait, wait,
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: hang on, hang on. So we're talking to this really
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: cool person on the street we just met with a
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: cool costume. What are you wearing? A devil puppet costume.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: A devil puppet costume. It is a tomato cage puppet.
• 13:53
  Speaker 11: The skeletal structure is a tomato cage.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's amazing.
• 13:57
  Speaker 11: You can see on the outside I have a bamboo.
• 13:59
  Speaker 9: Stick spray painted red.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: Dude, why does your podcast not have video? This is amazing.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: We're looking for funding right now. Okay, are you the
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: mother of this monstrosity?
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: I am the mother of this monstrosity.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: He made it himself at Spot 5. Is this part
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: of a school project? Are they learning about devil tomato creatures?
• 14:16
  Speaker 10: No, he did an extreme puppeteering camp at Spot 5,
• 14:20
  Speaker 10: and we just went to go pick it up because
• 14:22
  Speaker 10: we couldn't get it in the car, so.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: We're walking it back home. Future Squamous puppeteer right here.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: I think so. I think so. That's fabulous. Well, continue on,
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: little performer. Oh. We're getting out of photo. There we go. Okay.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: You don't get away that easily. Okay.
• 14:40
  Speaker 7: So first get in between us right here so we
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: can put our mics in your face like that. Now,
• 14:45
  Speaker 7: please tell us what it is that we want to know,
• 14:48
  Speaker 7: which is, what is your name?
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Jacqueline. Jacqueline. What are you doing here?
• 14:53
  Speaker 11: I work here.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: And you're one of the featured artists. Yes. A likely excuse.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: Yes. Yep.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 15:01
  Speaker 7: What is it that draws you to cryptids and cryptozoological behavior?
• 15:05
  Speaker 10: Because I like the strange symbolic attachment that people give
• 15:09
  Speaker 10: to local stories and attachments and make it a culturally
• 15:14
  Speaker 10: significant creature.
• 15:16
  Speaker 7: So do you find the attachment to be symbolic or
• 15:18
  Speaker 7: do you find them to be attached to symbols?
• 15:20
  Speaker 10: They're attached to symbols.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: What do you think cryptids may be a symbol of? Symbols.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Cryptids are symbols of symbols?
• 15:28
  Speaker 10: Of the crashing symbols.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Somebody has been reading way too much Umberto Eco. You've
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: ever taken a semiotics class?
• 15:35
  Speaker 10: I take a symbolic class.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, I see. Almost as bad. This is a vicious
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: cycle going on here. All right, well, what exactly did
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: you make for us today?
• 15:46
  Speaker 10: I made a painting on the beasts of Bladenboro.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: The beasts of Bladenboro. I don't think I've actually ever
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: heard of those.
• 15:53
  Speaker 10: Yes, well, there might have just been one creature. But
• 15:57
  Speaker 10: it was decapitating dogs.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: These things are never terribly clear, are they?
• 16:00
  Speaker 12: No.
• 16:01
  Speaker 8: I like you came up with your own alternate idea.
• 16:03
  Speaker 8: You've got like your own separate concept of what went
• 16:06
  Speaker 8: down and then like you.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Created the artwork.
• 16:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because some people said that it was this cat
• 16:11
  Speaker 10: thing and there was this giant cat and that it
• 16:13
  Speaker 10: was decapitating dogs and breaking their necks and all this
• 16:15
  Speaker 10: stuff and it was terrorizing the children. But then some
• 16:17
  Speaker 10: other people were like, no, it's a wolf. And so
• 16:20
  Speaker 10: I made it to where there's actually, there's both. There's
• 16:22
  Speaker 10: like a cat and a wolf and they're in cahoots together.
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: Because why have one when you can have both? See, that,
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: ladies and gentlemen, is the principle that I like to
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: call Sterling's Razor. All of the things being equal, choose
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: the answer that's most interesting, which is why I believe
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: virtually every story that I'm ever told.
• 16:38
  Speaker 10: I'm only doing this because I got paid to.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Awesome. Well, let's move right along. Thanks for talking with us, Jacqueline.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Let's see. What's up? Oh, hi. You have a small
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: child with you. I do. Are you aware that there
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: are cryptids running about? Cryptids? Yes, cryptids, such as the
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, Loveland Frog, etc. Oh my, that's terrible.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: We should go home right away.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Are you concerned for the future of your child?
• 17:01
  Speaker 9: Very much so, always.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: What about you, small child? Are you concerned? Well, you
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: heard it, folks. Very concerned. Thank you very much.
• 17:20
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• 17:25
  Speaker 9: I do not.
• 17:27
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• 17:48
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• 17:49
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• 17:51
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• 17:53
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• 17:55
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• 17:58
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• 17:59
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• 18:04
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• 18:06
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• 18:49
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• 18:51
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• 18:52
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• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Not in any.
• 19:25
  Speaker 14: Legend, not in any book, no mythology class that I
• 19:29
  Speaker 14: ever took. From the minotaur's maze, I think I hear
• 19:32
  Speaker 14: your siren song. I can't tell, cause it's been so long.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: It blows in the dark.
• 19:39
  Speaker 9: Oh my god.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: I get eyeballs. I need that. You can kind of
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: see him. You don't get too close to my bosoms
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: and be uncomfortable. I know, right? Hold on.
• 19:51
  Speaker 12: On.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: I totally saw them.
• 19:53
  Speaker 9: They glow in the dark.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to explain this in audio form.
• 19:58
  Speaker 9: I was putting my face real close to Misty's lady lumps.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: T-shirt.
• 20:03
  Speaker 9: Lady lumps.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: T-shirt.
• 20:06
  Speaker 8: All right, so we've found half of our crew. We
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: haven't had most of our people on the show in
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: six or eight months.
• 20:12
  Speaker 14: I know.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: But, hey, look who it is.
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: Hey, I'm here.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: It's Marlena.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: How about you?
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: I am Misty, and I am awesome.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Well, we're all familiar with that, yes.
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: Bo is a pretty good mask. That is Bo, right?
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Do you really have to ask?
• 20:28
  Speaker 9: I mean, he has a mask on. I can't tell.
• 20:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but look at the goofiness that is Bo.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 20:33
  Speaker 9: I actually don't know if I have any movie-related things,
• 20:38
  Speaker 9: or there's probably some hilarious stuff that's happened to me.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: It's been like six months.
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: You have to have at least watched a movie or
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: had a ridiculous story happen to you.
• 20:45
  Speaker 9: I mean, I'll only remember them after someone else is
• 20:48
  Speaker 9: talking about something important.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: That's every episode you're on.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Has anything important ever really happened on the show?
• 20:54
  Speaker 9: No.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: The hell you say. We just had belly dancers and
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: a guy with a giant frog head wandering around.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:00
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: But that's just like Frankfurt Avenue on a Friday. That's
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: like a regular thing. It's not even special.
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: This is just my life every day.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: So have you seen any movies lately?
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: I have. But you're going to have to give me
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: a second to remember what they are. I did re-watch
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: the first season of Misfits again because I fucking love
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: that show. It's amazing. I watched Oh My God for
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: the first time in my entire life. Me and boyfriend
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: sat down and watched Repo Man.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Repo Man.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Which one is it? Man or man?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Repo Man. Repo Man.
• 21:33
  Speaker 9: The one with Emilio Estevez?
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 21:36
  Speaker 9: It's weird.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: I had never seen it. I had never seen it before,
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: and I was like, what's the big deal? And then
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: I watched it, and I'm like, holy shit, this is
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: the weirdest thing I've ever fucking watched and possibly the
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: greatest thing at.
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: The same time. It's pretty great.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know if Boyfriend would want to talk about it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: He was pretty excited. We could migrate that way and
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: ask Boyfriend if he has any opinion on this. We
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: ought to move as a group because we're all attached.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: What was your opinion of Repo Man? Man, I can't
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: ever remember.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Repo Man.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: My opinion?
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: It's fucking awesome.
• 22:09
  Speaker 13: I don't know why it took me so long to
• 22:10
  Speaker 13: see it. I'd heard about it and all my friends,
• 22:13
  Speaker 13: I remember, were telling me I needed to see it.
• 22:15
  Speaker 13: It was one of those that just kind of slipped
• 22:17
  Speaker 13: past my radar just because I never had the time
• 22:20
  Speaker 13: or I'd forget.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: It was fantastic and I still have no fucking clue
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: as to what happened.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Are you a fan of the soundtrack?
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: Wasn't it like the Circle Jerks and stuff like that?
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: Like a bunch of old punk stuff?
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: No, there was a bunch of punk on there. It
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: was pretty good.
• 22:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it was a good one.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: As the end credits were rolling, I'm like, you have
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: this soundtrack available on like every album, right? Because I mean,
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: there's no way you don't have all of.
• 22:47
  Speaker 13: I could put the soundtrack together from all the stuff
• 22:49
  Speaker 13: I've got if I wanted.
• 22:50
  Speaker 9: Why is Bo wearing a giant frog mask and pulling
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: garbage out of the trash can on Frankfurt Avenue?
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Have you ever met Bo before?
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: I've never seen him pull garbage out of.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Again, this all seems pretty normal to me.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: But is it at least interesting garbage?
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: It was just a styrofoam box.
• 23:07
  Speaker 14: I don't know.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Nothing fancy?
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: I mean, just like a styrofoam takeout box. There could
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: have been like delicious barbecue or something in there.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: That would be totally worth it if you ask me.
• 23:16
  Speaker 9: I don't want to eat some rando's barbecue.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you just.
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: I guess it depends on where it's from. If it's
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: from Feast, I'd probably consider it. But if it's just
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: from like Famous Dave's, Famous Dave's is the worst. I'd pass.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: What else did we watch? We watched The Raid 2.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: What was the tag? Was it Raid 2? The Redemption
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: was the first one. Was Redemption the second one?
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: I think the first one was Redemption.
• 23:43
  Speaker 8: In this country, because there was already a raid in
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: the works or something, so they had to tag something
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: else on it to be able to release it or
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: something like that.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: So I think that was the first one. I don't
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: know if it's just Raid 2.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 23:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: That was a pretty good movie. It was pretty awesome.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: I had no idea what was going on. I had
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: to ask boyfriend, like, boyfriend, what's going on? I don't understand.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: They all look the same to me. What's going on?
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: I know that's horribly racist, and I don't even care.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: But there was that one guy who was really pretty.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: The main, I guess, you can't really call him the
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: bad guy, because he was kind of like, he was
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: kind of the bad guy, but not really. But he
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: was really pretty.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: He don't care. He killed his own dad, and he
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: was trying to take over the gang.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: But he was pretty.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: He was, dude.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: I'm like, he had some facial features that resembled Brandon Lee.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, aw, he's pretty. I could see them
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: being related. I don't care if they're of the same nationality.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Hopefully or not, the curse will also find him.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: It would, and that would be a shame because he
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: was pretty and young, too. So he was a lot
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: younger than I anticipated. I was like, how is this
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: guy like seven years younger than me? It's not right.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Then I'm like, oh, he's Asian. And I'm not really
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: sure how that really works. Because usually if they're older
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: than me, they look younger than me. But he was
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: younger than me and looked older. So I'm not really sure.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: There's something backwards going on.
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: Crazy Asians.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: I watched a movie.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: What did I watch? Oh, I watched Livid. It's French.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Because apparently I watched a copy that was obtained from
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: somebody else. And it didn't make a lot of sense.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Because I don't know who did their subtitles on it.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: But they weren't like... Maybe English wasn't their first language?
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: I took a picture with my phone so we can
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: get an example that I'm not retarded and the shit
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: didn't make sense.
• 25:31
  Speaker 9: Hold on.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: A good portion of the movie for me was spent
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: trying to figure out what they had just said or
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: what they meant. Because I'm like, what's going on? I
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: don't even know what you're going for with that.
• 25:42
  Speaker 9: Hopefully you're ready to uphold to be run.
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: So you took a picture of the words on the
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: screen in this film.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: I did because it didn't make any sense. I don't
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: want everybody else to see that it didn't make any sense.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: So Misty is captured on her phone here.
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: Once again, the subtitles say, hopefully you're ready to a
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: poll to be run.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: And I spent the entire movie trying to figure out
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: what the hell they were trying to say.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Broken, repasted together English. It's something special.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: But otherwise, it was an interesting movie. It's French.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: It's very French.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: It's French. But it's also weird, but it's not a
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: very long movie. But it involved, I think, vampire ballerinas?
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: But I wouldn't swear to it that it might have
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: been witches. But the little girl was eating people, so.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Like that you're not sure. Witches or ballerinas?
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: There was definitely ballerinas. Okay, I should put pink on there.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: It's not me.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Is it Marlena's lipstick?
• 26:45
  Speaker 9: I didn't touch my.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: We also had a grandma on here earlier. It was
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: a guy, but he was dressed as a grandma with
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: very pink lipstick.
• 26:53
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: I want to talk from this side of the microphone.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: But yes, it was a very French movie. It's about
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: a girl who's apparently going... I don't know.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: People are coming.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: So she goes. She wants to be a nurse. So
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: she's going around the rounds with this older nurse. She's
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: trying to teach her the ropes or whatever. And they
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: end up with this crazy lady. Well, she's apparently in
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: a coma. bullshit coma. It ain't a real damn coma
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: because she wakes up at night and tries to eat people.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: But her and her friends decide to rob the old
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: lady because apparently she has treasures in her house.
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: I actually remember I just remembered some things that I watched.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Does it have vampire ballerina witches?
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: Sort of, yes.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Awesome. You watched Suspiria?
• 27:32
  Speaker 9: No, I didn't. I was sick and I was stuck
• 27:36
  Speaker 9: in bed for a whole week and I watched.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: What kind of sick?
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: You need to back up a couple steps?
• 27:40
  Speaker 9: I have bronchitis.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: But, oh, he got it out of the garbage so
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: he could sweep it. It's part of his act.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: What a fucking weirdo.
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: That's not weird at all. Yeah, so I basically just
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: watched all of the second season of American Horror Story.
• 27:58
  Speaker 9: Hemlock Grove.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: I haven't watched that yet.
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: I watched the entire season that was on Netflix of
• 28:03
  Speaker 9: Witches of Easton with Mad Shenomic, which I love. I
• 28:06
  Speaker 9: fucking love. Have you watched it?
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: I have not.
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: It's so good.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Is it on the Netflix?
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: It's on the Netflix.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I call it the Netflix.
• 28:13
  Speaker 9: And I watched this show called Lost Girl, which is
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: also really good.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Is it a sci-fi original?
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: I think so. I don't know. But it's really good.
• 28:22
  Speaker 9: And also 666 Park Avenue, which was really good.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Have you seen Hex?
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: No.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: I love Hex.
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: Is it on Netflix?
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it is. I got the DVDs
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: through Netflix, but it has Michael Fassbender as a fallen angel,
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: and he is so gorgeous, and it's a stupid show.
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: I'm into that. I don't care. But yeah, all those
• 28:41
  Speaker 9: shows were, maybe I was just delirious and bored, but
• 28:44
  Speaker 9: all those shows are really good. I kept texting people
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: and being like, yo, my.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: God, you have to watch the show called Witches of Easton.
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: It's so good.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, I keep meaning to watch it.
• 28:52
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: I keep meaning to watch the second season of Hemlock
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Grove too, but it's like, I liked the, yeah, I
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: liked the first season. I'd heard a lot of bad
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: shit about it.
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: I really liked the second season, literally until the last
• 29:03
  Speaker 9: two minutes of the second season. And they were like, oh,
• 29:06
  Speaker 9: are you fucking kidding?
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Does it have a lot of Eric's brother in it?
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: Awesome.
• 29:11
  Speaker 9: Tons of Eric's brother. But the last two minutes are stupid.
• 29:16
  Speaker 9: And I was angry. But other than that, I was
• 29:18
  Speaker 9: really into it.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: A lot of people bitched about the first season saying
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: it was stupid and poorly written, but I.
• 29:24
  Speaker 9: Thought it was fun.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: I really liked the first season. I thought it was fun.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Some of it was kind of illogical.
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: People just trying to be overcritical. Whatever.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: It's a TV show. I still think that it has
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: the most inefficient werewolf transformation I've ever seen. Inefficient? Yeah,
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: it's like you get a... It's just impractical.
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: It is impractical, but it's also one of the most
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: beautifully shot.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: It is very well shot.
• 29:46
  Speaker 9: Very cool to watch. The way he just like. And
• 29:49
  Speaker 9: then he eats his skin and stuff.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: But what happens when he goes back?
• 29:52
  Speaker 9: Well.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: When he's human, does he have to eat his wolf skin?
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Because that would be gross.
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: But. That would be mega gross.
• 29:58
  Speaker 9: Spoiler alert. I'm just going to spoil something. There's a
• 30:01
  Speaker 9: part where he's like a wolf and he's stuck. Roman
• 30:07
  Speaker 9: reaches in. He like breaks the wolf's head apart and
• 30:09
  Speaker 9: reaches in and pulls. like sticks his hand inside and
• 30:13
  Speaker 9: then you see him pulling out his arm and like
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: pulls him out by his arm. It's like he's inside
• 30:18
  Speaker 9: the wolf somehow still. It's like it was really fucked up.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: I'm so confused.
• 30:22
  Speaker 9: Which doesn't make any sense but it was really cool
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: to watch.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: I'm okay with that. That's the whole first season. What
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: are you talking about?
• 30:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: It's like I watched something else but I can't remember
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: what it was. I watched Bitten.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: I did watch Bitten.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: It's a Canadian show about werewolves. It's got Laura Vanderbilt.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I watched.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: She was Supergirl. Don't act like you don't know who
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Laura Vanderbilt was.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: I thought that was Helen Slater or one of those people.
• 30:51
  Speaker 10: Smallville.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, that girl. I kind of blocked a lot of
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Smallville out, actually.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Her face was very angular. Lots of planes and angles.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:03
  Speaker 9: I also watched Maleficent and.
• 31:08
  Speaker 9: Under the Skin. Have you seen Under the Skin?
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: I have not seen Under the Skin.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Which one is that?
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: I really liked Under the Skin.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Which one was that one? Oh, no, I've not seen
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: that one.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: The one where she's naked. Or is that a different one?
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: There's a good amount of nakeds.
• 31:21
  Speaker 9: She's kind of naked sometimes. It's, like, really hard to understand.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Half the shit I watch.
• 31:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: You would probably not like it, but I really liked it.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can imagine me not liking that. I feel
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: like there was something else I watched recently, but I
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: cannot think of what it was, and I remember being
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: mad at it, but then I might have liked it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: I can't remember at this point. Oh, there's people. I
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: don't know who they are.
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: Hi.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: We're recording right now.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: What's the recording for?
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: This is Movie Meltdown. We are a podcast.
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: This is created because of our weird running series of
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: cryptid-themed movie watching that's now spilled out into an art show,
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: and it's out of control.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Are you a cryptid fan?
• 32:00
  Speaker 9: Do you like Bigfoot?
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. Who doesn't like Bigfoot? Yeah, I mean,
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: I totally, I'm a believer.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Chupacabras, Mothman, any other random creature?
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. Actually, I feel like there's been, like,
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: a lot of spottings. So, quote-unquote, spottings. Recently, I've seen
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: it on the news. Who do you think would win
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: in a fight, the Yeti or Bigfoot?
• 32:19
  Speaker 13: Ooh.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, like, hand-on-hand, like, no weapons or anything, like, serious.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: The Yeti.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 32:25
  Speaker 9: I think it's around cold weather.
• 32:26
  Speaker 12: Whoa.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: This has crossed the line now. White versus brown. I
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: don't know if that's a good excuse.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: I think he was built for the inclement weather, so
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: he could probably handle some real stuff.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: I think that comes into play then. What's the terrain?
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Are they in the snow? Are they in the woods?
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: That could factor in.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Or are they on the moon?
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Ooh, still Yeti.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: Still Yeti.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Outer space?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Yeti can totally handle the snow. You can climb them
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: way better.
• 32:55
  Speaker 15: But if you're out in the wilderness or something and
• 32:57
  Speaker 15: you deal with a Sasquatch, you're dealing with some serious...
• 33:02
  Speaker 15: That's his home court. He's going to mess with you.
• 33:05
  Speaker 15: He's going to pick up some sticks. He's going to
• 33:07
  Speaker 15: knock you out of the park. Have you not seen
• 33:08
  Speaker 15: those Jack Link's commercials?
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Or Six Million Dollar Man, one or the other.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, however you want to handle it, you know.
• 33:15
  Speaker 15: I mean, a Yeti's got you covered definitely if you're
• 33:17
  Speaker 15: going to deal with the snow.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: But if you're dealing with the wilderness.
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: So, we also talk movies. Have you seen any movies lately?
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Actually, no.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: I did see How to Train Your Dragon 2.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: And your thoughts?
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Very sad but i mean silver linings it was very
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: good it was good so but yeah that's the latest
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: one i'm still waiting for the good ones to come
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: out and.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Your wes anderson.
• 33:43
  Speaker 15: Wes anderson movie was not a disappointment you know you
• 33:47
  Speaker 15: see wes anderson flicks you kind of know what you're
• 33:49
  Speaker 15: gonna expect there it's always fun to see bill murray
• 33:51
  Speaker 15: do his thing and like Grand Budapest Hotel. It's not
• 33:56
  Speaker 15: a disappointment. You want to see Wes Anderson? You're going
• 33:58
  Speaker 15: to see Wes Anderson. He gets everything in the center
• 34:00
  Speaker 15: of the frame. You're interested in it the entire way through.
• 34:03
  Speaker 15: Still love that Moonrise Kingdom. It was the last one
• 34:09
  Speaker 15: I saw by him, so that was really, really something
• 34:11
  Speaker 15: that got me really interested in seeing the Grand Budapest Hotel.
• 34:14
  Speaker 15: But then on top of that, there was Fantastic Mr. Fox,
• 34:18
  Speaker 15: which was a childhood... story for me literally the first
• 34:22
  Speaker 15: story i ever learned how to read and i was
• 34:24
  Speaker 15: happy to see that somebody decided to.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Actually turn that into like it was just last week
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: and it.
• 34:27
  Speaker 15: Was done well you know bogus bunsen bean i hated
• 34:31
  Speaker 15: him the entire time just like you should.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: So i guess he was well suited for wes anderson oh.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah a fantastic mr fox you.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Know well if you want to hear more of our
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: rambling there's these flyers up here it's once a week
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: we come out with new episodes and uh talking movies,
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: and we have special guests on, and it's all kinds
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: of crazy.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Playful banter is the best.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: That's all we have. I don't know if we make sense,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: but playful banter, that's what we have.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: From time to time, there is some genius that comes
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: out in the middle of a playful banter, though.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: We've stumbled upon some very interesting moments, I have to say.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Usually those are the ones.
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: We aren't... Stumble literally fell ass-deep in. Yeah, I mean,
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: there's stories that get told that I don't... We never
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: plan for it. We back in from another story and
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: then halfway in.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my God, what did you just reveal?
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: There's just an entire new thing.
• 35:26
  Speaker 15: It's a whole dynamic with having a microphone put in
• 35:28
  Speaker 15: your face. No matter what you're going to do, you're
• 35:30
  Speaker 15: going to pontificate a little bit more intensely the second
• 35:32
  Speaker 15: somebody's got this right here.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Well, hello there.
• 35:37
  Speaker 15: I think I need to say something important. Lose a
• 35:40
  Speaker 15: little bit of their inhibitions the second that that happens.
• 35:44
  Speaker 15: I had a good friend of mine who actually used to...
• 35:46
  Speaker 15: photograph but he always got like right up in your
• 35:48
  Speaker 15: face whenever you'd take the photograph and I always got
• 35:51
  Speaker 15: really uncomfortable when I first met him I didn't really
• 35:54
  Speaker 15: like it but all of a sudden I started like
• 35:58
  Speaker 15: taking these fantastic pictures because like he was just like
• 36:01
  Speaker 15: why does this make you uncomfortable what's the problem you
• 36:03
  Speaker 15: know and then my face was like I don't have
• 36:06
  Speaker 15: to explain myself you know all of a sudden I
• 36:07
  Speaker 15: just didn't.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Care anymore and then like it worked it perfectly worked.
• 36:10
  Speaker 8: You know there is some weird honesty that comes out
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: when you're just sort of thrown into it. And when
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: you ramble long enough, sooner or later you get to
• 36:18
  Speaker 8: some sort of truth, I suppose.
• 36:19
  Speaker 15: The second you try to be prolific or really genius,
• 36:25
  Speaker 15: that's the second you're going to say the dumbest thing
• 36:27
  Speaker 15: that you could have possibly thought of.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I was doing that earlier, actually. For like 20 minutes.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: 20 minutes, no one stopped you.
• 36:36
  Speaker 15: That's a sign of a good friend, because they're going
• 36:37
  Speaker 15: to let you go as far as you can go.
• 36:40
  Speaker 15: I walked into a Yeti versus the Sasquatch competition. I'm
• 36:44
  Speaker 15: not quite sure exactly which one I'd like to fight,
• 36:45
  Speaker 15: but let's be honest, that's a talking point.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. It's always good. You throw out
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: these good conversation pieces, and something's got to come of them.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: I have no idea what's going on.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: That happens a lot in these situations.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: I do have no idea.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of craziness going on here.
• 37:01
  Speaker 9: Just like a grandma? I dig it. I can dig it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:11
  Speaker 14: Want some music for your ears? Doo-Wop Shop makes it
• 37:21
  Speaker 14: easy to rent for any event, business meeting, or special occasion.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: From PA systems to karaoke machines to just about anything
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: that makes noise, you can rent it from the Doo-Wop Shop.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: In Louisville, find them either at their Highland store at
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: 1587 Bardstown Road or in the East End at 2915
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: South Hurstburn Parkway. And look for them online at DooWopShop.com.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Doo-Wop Shop. We're serious about music.
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: Let's win the king!
• 38:25
  Speaker 9: This is Jess Weixler.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: And you are listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 38:32
  Speaker 9: I should go higher with that.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: Hi, this is Jess Weixler and you are listening to
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: Movie Meltdown.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Too much?
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: No, you can.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Never do too much on this show.
• 39:02
  Speaker 14: I rewatched an incident on and off of Mountain Road,
• 39:05
  Speaker 14: which I love.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: I rewatched an incident on and off a mountain road,
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: which I love. Nobody has any idea what I'm talking.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: About, do they? I thought you were going to elaborate
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: It's Masters of Horror. They have a whole little series,
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Masters of Horror. The very first episode was Incident on
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: and off of Mountain Road, which was, I think, Don
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Coscarelli co-wrote the screenplay and directed.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Our bestest friend, Don Coscarelli.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, I want to adopt him as my uncle. Can
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: I do that?
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: You can try. I don't know legally how it will
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: pan out.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: That would be the best uncle ever, because my uncle
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: that I really have sucks. Both of them.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: But anyways, it stars, I don't know the chick's name,
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: but it has Angus Scrim in.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: It, and Ethan Embry. Your adopted grandfather.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: I know, right, and Ethan Embry, who would be my
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: adopted step-half-brother, maybe.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: I suppose.
• 40:19
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: He got kind of weird looking later in life.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Kind of rounder he's like raising a kid now what
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: do you want what's up we are recording would you
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: like to it's rod say hello.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: Hey it's rod how's it going.
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: Would you like to tell people your thoughts on this
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: crazy yeti adventure you're on right now oh it's.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Great i came out i i mean i've been following
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: your progress on this project for a little while and
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: posted about it a few times I'm the editor of LouisvilleHalloween.com,
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: and it was kind of right up our alley, so
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: I thought I'd come out and check it out. Are
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: you going to show the film in a while?
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, once it gets dark enough, we're going to go
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: out with this screen here and show the film, yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: You have the director, Ron, how do you pronounce his
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: last name?
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: We're going to ask him that when he gets here.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: It's Shultnick.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: But yeah, Ron is going to be here.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: I wonder if he'll have some DVDs.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I threw it out there. I was like, whatever he
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: wants to do. So I think he's just going to
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: stop by.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have people ask about, you know, not just
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: the public monster, but his movie all the time. Nobody
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: knows where they can get it. I think Wild and
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: Wooly has like one copy or something.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Pretty much, yeah.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: So maybe he'll shed some light on that.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: I thought he had it. like on his website or
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: something but yeah we'll get him to he does but
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: nobody knows you know where it is or where they
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: can get it you know yeah I wrote something about
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: it a couple of years ago and we were.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Kind of talking back and forth about selling some DVDs
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: and then it never just really happened so.
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: Well maybe we can help put people together with the
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: movie and they can experience the wonder that is the
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: legend of the popular concert you got some pretty cool
• 41:53
  Speaker 8: stuff in here some good stuff some really good artists
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: can we help you Frogman.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Let's go let's go let's go That's more from Bo.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: He thinks he's a frog.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: He's got a sign that says, Pondless, please help, I think.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: He's now a homeless frog man.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: Pondless.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: It's sad, really.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: So have you seen anybody tonight? You know? Still early.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: It's been quite a run. We've been... inundated with tons
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: and tons.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Of people well that's good so.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: We've rambled with a few of them and some of
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: them have just passed by and have sort of waved.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: So yeah yeah i saw the yeti watching the band
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: next door you don't see that when you drive by
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: every day well we had.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: The yeti watching uh belly dancers earlier so.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: That was nice too so yeah i saw them going
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: down the street i was like what is princess jasmine
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: doing down here she was she.
• 42:45
  Speaker 8: Was working it i mean she they were very skilled
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: And we, yeah, we will put the link up for
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: them online.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: Because they stopped by specifically for this event because we're awesome.
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: So, you know.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: You know, I don't come out to this part of
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: town like every week, but it's packed out here.
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  Speaker 3: It's a lot of people on this trolley hop thing.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: This is much or more as you see in the Highlands.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, maybe more.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Highlands is kind of lost that.
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  Speaker 8: It used to have, it feels like it used to
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: have more of that community. I mean, now it's just
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: more of like the bar scene and like people are
• 43:17
  Speaker 8: just out there drunk.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: But like this has more of a like weird, I mean,
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: look at the people milling around. Nobody's drunk.
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  Speaker 5: It's a really big mix. It's families and upscale people.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: It's an interesting mixture.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: And hipsters. I mean, it's got everything.
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  Speaker 3: We certainly have that. Well, yeah. But we're, not tonight really.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: We have a pretty good crowd and a lot of,
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Our usual kind of... That's the thing. I kind of
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: felt at home.
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: It was a good grouping of people that we probably
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: would get along with even in any other circumstance.
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  Speaker 3: So it's nice that they came out for this.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: A lot of cool stuff down here. I mean, I
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: drove past the Comfy Cow.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not claiming that. Why? They've yet to do ads
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: on this show.
• 43:54
  Speaker 14: Oh, really?
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: See.
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: Louisville Halloween, we have a deal with them this Halloween.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: We're going to be doing a crossover promotion.
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  Speaker 3: Please get a hold of us, Comfy Cow.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: They're going to be handing out stuff, and we're going
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: to be writing about them. I love the Comfy Cow.
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  Speaker 3: As long as I get free ice cream.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's the deal.
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  Speaker 4: We love free ice cream.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: Hold on.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: We got Misty's attention now with free ice cream.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: You mentioned free ice cream. You can't not bring me
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: in with that one.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: What the hell is going on? We're talking about the
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: Comfy Cow. You like the Comfy Cow?
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  Speaker 4: I have never had the Comfy Cow. I've never been
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: to a Comfy Cow in my entire life. We have
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: one in New Albany now, but we've been going to
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Zesto's a lot.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: My God, you're so deprived.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: I usually am, but on many, many levels.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: They have so much awesome ice cream. It's amazing.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: What kind of ice cream? Are you talking about mixed
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: ice cream?
• 44:40
  Speaker 9: All kinds of.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: Kind of original flavors. Oh, like crazy flavors?
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: You know, like salted caramel, blah, blah, blah.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: That's a big thing for some reason. Salted caramel, blah, blah, blah.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: They have apple ice cream.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure they have.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Green or red?
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: Well, it's more elaborate. It's going to be like Georgia's blah, blah, blah,
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: apple ice cream. Salted caramel apple. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 12: Dude.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: I love me some green apple ice cream. I mean,
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: you hardly ever find any place that carries it. They
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: never have it at grocery stores.
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: Like, ever.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: We'll talk about that one time. I bought some at Target,
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: and it was disgusting. It tasted like frozen applesauce. And
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: that is not a good ice cream to have.
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: I would tell you listeners to send some in to Misty,
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: but it'll be all melty, so don't bother.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Pack that shit in plenty of dry ice, and it'll
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: be fine.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: Pretty soon, you know, the fall's coming up, they'll have
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: pumpkin pie or pumpkin, and that's my favorite.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Tons of pumpkin ice cream.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Lots of pumpkin. Salted caramel pumpkin.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I do get suckered into the pumpkin game when October
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: comes around.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: Depends on which kind it is. If it's like Is
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: it Dairy Queen that has like the chunks of crust
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: in there that's disgusting? Yeah.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Because it has to be pumpkin pie. It just can't
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: be pumpkin ice cream. It has to be chunks of
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: pumpkin pie.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: I ain't okay with that. It's like little dirt balls
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: in my ice cream and that's never a good thing.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: That's not what you're looking for?
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Not this time.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: You know who's making a comeback? I grew up with
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Haywood's ice cream. My sister used to work there when
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: I was a little kid, and we used to get
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: all our milkshakes there. And they're still around, and they're
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: making a big comeback, particularly in the South End, I think.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: I've never heard of them. Right now I'm obsessed with
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Breyers because they have this creamsicle ice cream.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Crack in a tub, and it's like delicious because you
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: have the vanilla, and then you have the orange sherbet together,
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: and it keeps looking behind me. It's making me very nervous.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: I was at Culver's the other day, and orange creamsicle
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: was their flavor of the day. You know Culver's.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: What's up? My wife, Candice. How are you? We're doing
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: it now. You can be on the show. Please tell
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: them your name, sir. This is Chris Caligula. And your
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: better half? Yeah, my better half, Candice.
• 46:48
  Speaker 8: So, some people listening might know you. You've contributed to
• 46:51
  Speaker 8: the website.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I submitted a few movie shirts. Most other people
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: have not. So the rest of you guys out there
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: are slacking.
• 46:59
  Speaker 8: So I'd like to thank you for actually taking part
• 47:02
  Speaker 8: in one of our projects.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: All right. Well, good.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Good to be here.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: So what are your thoughts on the cryptid action here? Yeah,
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: we just got here.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: Coming to say hello.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Sorry I couldn't submit any art. Couldn't get my shit together.
• 47:17
  Speaker 8: We had some good stuff, though. I've been pretty happy
• 47:20
  Speaker 8: with the stuff we got in. It's really good artwork.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Out of control.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: It's going to get busier later, I'm sure. I'll probably
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: hang out to see what the movie's going to play.
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: Probably.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: I've never met the director either. Yeah, I'll hang out
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: for a while. I'm going to hand the mic back
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: over to Misty, though, although she's in the middle of
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: the conversation at the moment.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: I can take it.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, all right, all right.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: All right, so there is so much going on here.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: I think we are going to wrap up this episode.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: and come back next time with more crazy coverage from
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: the cryptid carnival, including our movie tie-in as we show
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: the legend of the popelik monster, and as mentioned, we
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: will be talking with the director of the short, Ron Shutnick.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: So come back next time for that. Until then, I
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: thought we would round out this episode with a song
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: from the first of our two bands playing here tonight.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: You heard us.
• 48:04
  Speaker 8: Talking earlier with our own Yoko and her bandmate. Well,
• 48:07
  Speaker 8: the song we're going to play is from that very band,
• 48:10
  Speaker 8: known as Sweatermeat. And the song I've chosen, because I
• 48:13
  Speaker 8: think the title fits nicely with our cryptid theme, is
• 48:16
  Speaker 8: Hairy Arms.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: You can like them on Facebook.
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: You can hear more of them on SoundCloud and Reverb Nation.
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: So everybody go out there looking for some sweater meat.
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: I think that's good advice for everybody. Otherwise, that about
• 48:27
  Speaker 8: does it. We will return next week. Same geek time,
• 48:30
  Speaker 8: same geek feed.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
• 48:41
  Speaker 9: Cause I love that those girls with the heavy arms,
• 48:45
  Speaker 9: I love that those girls with the heavy arms, I
• 48:49
  Speaker 9: know they got a heavy.
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: Dowsing too, I know they got a heavy dowsing too, okay.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: It's okay girl, I know you're a werewolf.
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: We'll be right back. It's okay, I know you're a werewolf.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: It's okay, I know you.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: You don't, you don't scare me No, you don't, no way.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Test, test, test talking I can hear me I can't
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: hear anything because of course I'm not hooked up Oh
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: my god, your ears are broken My ears are broken
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Oh no Oh wait, I've got the headphones, never mind
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: You bastard, you've deceived me once again.
• 50:23
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• 50:26
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• 50:29
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• 50:35
  Speaker 13: Talk hard!