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285: Sister Wives Recap - You Need To Shut Up (S20 E4) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Grit. Yeah. I'm one
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  Speaker 1: of your hosts, Delia, and I'm here with my real
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  Speaker 1: tight homegirl and my daughter in law, Beach.
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  Speaker 2: That's me.
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  Speaker 1: We are here to talk sister wives, hoodie Girl. We
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  Speaker 1: are on episode four in season twenty. Honey, Mary is
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  Speaker 1: still trying to date out here in pilwan Utah.
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  Speaker 2: Can't.
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  Speaker 1: We've got everybody moving to North Caroline. And then we
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  Speaker 1: have a codein Robin, like a huge chunk of codein Robin,
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  Speaker 1: which we will get into, but before we do, we
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  Speaker 1: say stupid things. Beatrice wears a law so much. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of our videos get hyped.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, really yeah, So keep doing just the
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  Speaker 1: And so thank you in thank you Before we get
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  Speaker 1: into this scintillating recap that we have planned, Beatrice, did
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  Speaker 1: you have any takeaways about this episode. I'm just like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe the producers think we want to watch
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  Speaker 2: this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I literally don't care about gins bike shop, I
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  Speaker 2: don't care about Mary dating, I don't care about paid
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  Speaker 2: and moving, and I certainly do not care about Cody
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  Speaker 2: and his pheromones. Oh, lording into the MC mansion.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like what, I don't know. I just don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: I checked the ratings again to see how they're trending.
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  Speaker 1: It's only been three episodes obviously before this one, and
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  Speaker 1: they only had wait did they have it? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: The views actually went up a little bit? What they
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  Speaker 1: actually went up a little bit? I do not know, girl,
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  Speaker 1: What is going on? Is it just us? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Are we losing that loving feeling? Or is like anybody
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  Speaker 1: else feeling the same way? Like, I just don't understand
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  Speaker 1: what we are all doing in the dumpster here? Like
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  Speaker 1: I want something new? Yeah, me too, want something fresh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: keep me interested. This is just the regurgitation of everything
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  Speaker 1: that's gone before. And I'm I'm sick of it too, girl.
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  Speaker 2: But I watched it, Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 1: Did I have any takeaways?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Not? Really? Do I feel bad for Christine because half
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  Speaker 1: of her kids are relocating to the other side of
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  Speaker 1: the country. I mean kind of, I guess, But like,
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  Speaker 1: we all make our choices in life and we all
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  Speaker 1: move on. And I'm boring. I am agnoring, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: It's so boring it is.
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys like it? Are you liking it, let
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  Speaker 1: love to hear from you. Yes, without further ado, Let's
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  Speaker 1: get into season twenty, episode four, entitled you need to
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  Speaker 1: shut Up? Oh Yeah, Christine to Janelle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, which I'm like, this should have been us to
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  Speaker 2: Cody and Robin yet, Like, Okay, we're gonna tell Janelle
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  Speaker 2: to shut up. But we start the episode off with
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  Speaker 2: Mary at Jen's bike shop in Paowan. And this is
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  Speaker 2: where we have Mary like swiping right on a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of guys, or like showing guys, showing Jen guys that
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  Speaker 2: she's liked on Tinder and plenty of fish or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And she's just talking about all these guys that she
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  Speaker 2: thinks so handsome, and she wants us to know she
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  Speaker 2: wants a guy who's tall and knows how to call.
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  Speaker 1: You've said that every episode, and this is the fourth
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  Speaker 1: episode where you are saying the same thing. Is there
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  Speaker 1: a reason you're repeating yourself? Mary Brown, I.
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  Speaker 2: Want a man that's tall and kind six foot two.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, got it, we got it?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, how about you go find a guy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, please get out of your haunted B and B
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  Speaker 1: go to Disneyland or whatever, find somebody in some Mickey
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  Speaker 1: Mouse ears and date that man I know, and then
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  Speaker 1: shut up about it. To shut up about it? How
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  Speaker 1: about the arc where Mary goes to a seasoned hair
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  Speaker 1: stylist and a closed stylist. Yeah, let's see that transformation.
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  Speaker 2: That would be great. Well, And it's funny how she's
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  Speaker 2: talking about she wants a man who knows what to
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  Speaker 2: do with his hair. You know, I don't care if
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  Speaker 2: it's long, as long as he knows how to comb
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  Speaker 2: it and knows how to style it, which is like
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  Speaker 2: subtle shade to Cody. But then I'm like, girl, look
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  Speaker 2: at your hair for real.
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  Speaker 1: But also I think she's trying to be slick. I
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  Speaker 1: think she absolutely knew what she was saying when she
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  Speaker 1: was saying it. Of course we have to pan over
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  Speaker 1: to Jen, and Jen has to act all shocked. I
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  Speaker 1: know that Mary is saying that, And then Mary's like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, did I say that? Yes, you said that.
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  Speaker 1: Say it with your full chest. Tell me how much
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  Speaker 1: you hate this man. I hate him too. I would
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  Speaker 1: love to hear from you, Mary.
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  Speaker 2: It would be so great. It would really change my
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  Speaker 2: tune on Mary a little bit. If she could just
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  Speaker 2: throw more shade to Cody, but we're never gonna get it.
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  Speaker 2: And then while she's like talking about all these guys
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  Speaker 2: she's like meeting on apps and stuff. Then we pan
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  Speaker 2: on over to the rest of the adults to get
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  Speaker 2: their commentary about if they would want to meet people
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  Speaker 2: on dating apps, and I'm like, I don't care about
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  Speaker 2: none of y'all's opinions at all.
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  Speaker 1: Two of you are married and one of you is
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  Speaker 1: patently uninterested in getting on an app and or dating anybody.
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  Speaker 2: And that's fine, but like Cody and Robbin's like shade
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  Speaker 2: to Mary for trying to meet people online was really lame,
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  Speaker 2: and I just don't understand why we had to include
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  Speaker 2: that in the episode. The producers are driving me nuts
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  Speaker 2: this year, and that's pretty much it.
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  Speaker 1: Like, Okay, Mary go on a date that like, can
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  Speaker 1: we see you actually doing something besides talking to your
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  Speaker 1: girlfriends and subtly trashing Cody, Like can we do something different?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, your life is full, right, You've got worthy
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  Speaker 1: of You're a motivational speaker, you've got plans and a
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  Speaker 1: business and stuff like that, Like can we talk about
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  Speaker 1: something else?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think or what I know well, and she
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  Speaker 2: was talking about how she matched with Ron from the
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  Speaker 2: speed dating or whatever, but nothing's happened. And her belief
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  Speaker 2: is like, if I match with a guy, he needs
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  Speaker 2: to be the one to reach out to me. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty five. Yeah, and people do things differently
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  Speaker 1: than they did it in the au B in nineteen
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  Speaker 1: eighty six.
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  Speaker 2: Bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you can talk to a man, you can
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  Speaker 1: send him a little note, you can change your pattern
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  Speaker 1: if you want something different. Yeah, that's what you should do.
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  Speaker 2: But no, the men gotta come to you, which means
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  Speaker 2: they're never going to write. That's mean, y, I take
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  Speaker 2: that back.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, are they coming to her now? I guess
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  Speaker 1: they're swiping right on her, I guess or whatever. But
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  Speaker 1: like she will do absolutely nothing because her standards are
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  Speaker 1: so high.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, it's a privilege.
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  Speaker 1: To be in my space. Not everybody gets access to
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  Speaker 1: all of this. And I can understand that, and I
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  Speaker 1: get that. I just wish she hadn't said that, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because it came off kind of arrogant. And it's good
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  Speaker 1: that you're worthy ing up, sure, and that you know
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  Speaker 1: you're worth but it's sounding a little bit cocky.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like she's trying to compensate for something it's unearned.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really see why you're so cocky.
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  Speaker 2: She puts herself up on this pedestal, and I'm just like,
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  Speaker 2: maybe chill out a little bit, humble yourself. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just like, I'm over it. I'm actually not interested
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  Speaker 2: in Mary's dating arc unless she actually.
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  Speaker 1: Gives us something different. I'm the one who reached out
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  Speaker 1: to mother's bit.
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  Speaker 2: Yes I did.
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  Speaker 1: I matched with him on Plenty of Fish back in the.
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  Speaker 2: Day, got a dating app.
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  Speaker 1: My god, you should have seen his profile. It was
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  Speaker 1: so ridiculous, like all of these big words, like he
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  Speaker 1: was just like such a what is that Sapiel sexual?
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  Speaker 1: And he had these stupid pictures, Like one of the
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: pictures was like like half of his face was in
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  Speaker 1: shadow and you just saw these beautiful blue eyes. That
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  Speaker 1: was like, but I liked the words yea because he's
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  Speaker 1: so smart, and I'm like, oh my god, Okay. I
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  Speaker 1: matched with him and then I invited him to my Facebook,
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  Speaker 1: and then I kept him on my Facebook for like
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  Speaker 1: a year, and then I was the one who DMed
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  Speaker 1: him and said, well, what's up? You're ever going to
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  Speaker 1: make a move, Comebob. And so I took the initiative.
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  Speaker 1: I took the initiative. And if I hadn't, he never
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  Speaker 1: would have done anything right, And then where would I be?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, married to some other man. No, there was
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  Speaker 1: another contender at the time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you don't have to.
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  Speaker 1: Get into all that. But it wasn't beneath me to
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  Speaker 1: reach out to a good man and just like, shoot
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  Speaker 1: my shot, and I'm glad I did.
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  Speaker 2: Mary Brown, And you're a high quality woman, just like
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  Speaker 2: Mary wants to believe that she is a high quality woman.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you can reach out and make the first move. Girl.
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  Speaker 2: She and everyone knows Mary wants to get some and
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  Speaker 2: wants to have somebody, And that's fine, she deserves it.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm just like, oh my god, if we're just
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  Speaker 2: gonna talk about these guys on these apps and judge
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  Speaker 2: like the shirts that they're wearing.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: Well, we can't really even see them. We see an
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  Speaker 1: apron that says kiss the cock, right, that was kind
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  Speaker 1: of cute, but like we don't see their faces, we
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  Speaker 1: don't see their keywords, you don't see their profile. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just bored.
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  Speaker 2: I'm bored of it, super boring, and then we move
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  Speaker 2: on to the next segment of the episode, which is
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: also turbo boring, and it's Peyden moving to North Carolina,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm just like, do we have to watch all
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: the kids move to North Carolina? Because I don't really care?
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  Speaker 2: Think so, I don't really care. But he's moving to
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  Speaker 2: North Carolina because obviously, after Garrison passed away, he wants
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  Speaker 2: to be near the rest of the family out there
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  Speaker 2: and Janelle, and because Garrison was like his best friend
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  Speaker 2: and obviously his brother, and he wants to be close
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  Speaker 2: to them, and I respect that for sure. I guess
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  Speaker 2: Paydon's out of the Was he in the guard I.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: Don't know if he's in the movie. I know he
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: was in the Army, but I don't know if he
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: went into the guard in Arizona. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: can't anything about it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know exactly what it was. But he got
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  Speaker 2: out of whatever he was in, and so he's free
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  Speaker 2: to do what he wants, and that's why he's moving
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  Speaker 2: to North Carolina. And Christine's fucking but heard about it,
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  Speaker 2: and I guess I understand it. But at the same time,
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: it's like Christine, you chose to move back to Utah,
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  Speaker 2: like you bought your house and you got your new
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  Speaker 2: man who's already established in Utah.
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  Speaker 1: Even before that, you chose to leave Aspen and Maddie
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  Speaker 1: in Las Vegas when you moved to Arizona. So you
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  Speaker 1: have been moving around this entire time. So if your
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  Speaker 1: kids are going to do the same, they're doing it
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  Speaker 1: because you taught them to exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So like I understand you're bitter about it, and I
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  Speaker 2: understand it's hard to like watch your adult kids move
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  Speaker 2: away and move very far away, especially when some of
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  Speaker 2: them have kids and you want to be involved in
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: their lives and stuff. But like, obviously the family is
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: trending out east, so if you want to follow him,
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: you could, but you're too busy with your businesses.
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  Speaker 1: David's got all of his kids in Utah, and we
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  Speaker 1: still have Truly and Isabelle and Aspen that are in Utah.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: But like, can we talk about Payden? What do we
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: think about this young man? I don't want to overly
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: judge him, but like he is such a male younger Christine,
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: just like Michelti is a younger female Christine. Like Peyden
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  Speaker 1: has such a personality. Have you seen any of his
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: tiktoks as well?
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  Speaker 2: No, I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: I just I like just sat with his energy, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I just don't know what girl out there
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  Speaker 1: is gonna wanna be in a relationship with someone with
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: that kind of frenetic, huge energy. Yeah, And is he
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: really looking for a girl in church? Because like, wasn't
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: he working at a strip club? Not that those two
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: things can't go together, sure, like I thought he was
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: working at a strip club. I know everybody's drinking in
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: the Brown family, and I think that probably includes Peyden.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to do like a Christian churchy arc.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I mean, you know, whatever floats
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: your boat. It's like reesa seeking sister wife. He's a
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: little yeah no, but like he managed to find a way.
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  Speaker 1: Are you saying Peyden is a little like that? Well,
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  Speaker 1: they did say his father was a flamboyant gay or
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: they thought he was in high school. Peydon doesn't really
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  Speaker 1: give me that. He just gives like this sort of
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: unorganized exuberance. Yeah, that is just kind of hard to contain.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: I just don't know what kind of a relationship he's
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: going to end up, and not that he can't and
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: not that he won't. It's just like he's an interesting person,
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: that is all I am saying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, and I even I was talking to
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Ethel about it. She's like, I can't stand paid he.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Would annoy the the fought of me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Ethel was saying that he's the perfect mix of
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: Cody and Christine, which is just like a terrible combination.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Like most of Christine's kids are kind of out there
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Is about Aspen. Both of them are truly truly's very
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: cool as well. She's not obviously grown up yet, so
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: we don't see her full personality, but she seems cool
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  Speaker 1: af Yeah, but like there are just a couple of
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: her kids that are just like they're all, Wow, that
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: is a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a lot of energy.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: But good for you Peydon that you're moving at Caroline.
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  Speaker 2: I also, I just don't care though, you know, like
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  Speaker 2: I just don't care about you. I don't care about
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: you moving out there. That's cool, it's boring. It doesn't
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: make for good compelling TV. And then the bulk of
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: this episode moves on over to Cody and Robin. They're
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: still packing up their mcmanchon because they're hoarders and they
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: have too much crap. And this is where we have
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Cody's younger.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Younger or youngest youngest and younger.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Brother, Michael. He's there helping them and also getting a
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: TLC paycheck. And we have Cody who's like kind of
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: sweaty and walking around with his hair flopping in the
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: wind his skull, and he starts talking about pheromones and
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: starts flirting and peacocking to Robin to be like, yeah,
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: you like my stink, you like my pheromones. And I'm
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: like again with this like flirtation, this weird energy, Like
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: nobody wants to see you guys act like a couple
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  Speaker 2: or be in love. Nobody likes you, nobody likes your relationship.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Just stop, please stop. But you know, Robin does kind
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: of address this when she talks about how when they
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: were polygamists it was not appropriate in the family culture
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: to have public displays of affection, and so now they're
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: monogamous and they're doing something different. But like, she just
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't seem like a very warm person to me. She
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: doesn't seem to be receptive at all to Cody's peacockery. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she just seems like she's constantly swerving him. She doesn't
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: want any of it, and she's only there for the money.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I think. I don't think she really even
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: likes him.
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  Speaker 2: That's what it feels like.
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  Speaker 1: I could like him. I mean, really, he's unlikable. She
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: just doesn't seem interested in him at all, not at all.
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  Speaker 2: It's really bizarre. Like she's only made a couple of
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  Speaker 2: comments like here and there last season in this season
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  Speaker 2: where she's like, oh, he looks handsome on a horse
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: or something. But I'm just like, do you believe that?
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: I don't think she saying that for us. And then
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: we have Cody and his talking head being like, yeah,
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: you know, my shy I'm pretty wife, I'm paraphrasing, but
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: my shy I'm pretty wife is just uncomfortable with PDA,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: and like, I just hope that one day, you know,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: we can walk around in a mall somewhere or somewhere
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: in public and she slaps my ass. I'm just like, why,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: just why, why do you need to say that.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I think it's a cry for affection from his wife,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: who is a cold fish and who's not demonstrably affectionate
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: to him, and he really really wants it. I don't understand,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: and it's kind of ironic. It's kind of like how
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: karma works, Like, Okay, this is the wife you wanted,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: and all the other wives wanted you. Now those wives
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: are gone, and the wife you want it doesn't want
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: you back.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Doesn't want you at all. But okay, go ahead and
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: buy her the two point one million dollar McMansion and
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: see if you can buy her affection. I just wonder.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I would love to be a fly on the wall
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: in their bedroom, just wonder what goes on there, because
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: the way she portrays herself on camera is just so
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: awkward and weird, and she seems disgusted by him, and
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I am too. I get it, but I wonder how
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: it translates into their real life. And so as they're packing,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: we have like a little conversation between Michael and Cody,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: and it's about polygamy, because we have to keep talking
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: about it for some reason every season, even though we're
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: all we know Cody and Robin are monogamous.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: This is what I'm I'm saying to you and everybody else.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: This is me screaming into the void. Why like, really,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: why are we having these repetitious conversations just going over retreading,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: like the same thing we've already done to death, And
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: why is this a successful show? Why are we all
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: still watching this? Like we already know, yeah, your position
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: on polygamy. We know you consider yourself a monogamist. You know,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: we know that you love only Robin, Like we understand
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: all of this. I'm just I don't understand why we
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: have to have another staged conversation. It would be one
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: thing if it was spontaneous, and like, this is a
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: conversation that occurred in nature, but it's not. They're creating content.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: It's fake af It's not entertaining.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Not at all. And like I don't like that he's
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: drawing the comparison between him and his dad and being like, oh, yeah,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: isn't it. I had this epiphany that you know, dad
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: got into polygamy at the exact age that I decided
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: to leave it. And it's like, shut up, like, you're
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: nothing like your dad, You're nothing like any good polygamist.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: And we get into that a little bit later when
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: we see the North Carolina fam and they compare him
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: to Joe Darker, but it's just like I don't care
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: about this discussion about polygamy, and like you trying to
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: convince us and convince your brother not to do polygamy,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: like he was never going to do it to begin with, Like,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: just shut up. There was only one thing that was
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: interesting out of this conversation with Michael, where Cody talks
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: about how he's still angry at Christine. He's still bitter
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: about the whole situation in general, but he's so angry
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: at Christine that he can barely even say her name.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: He doesn't even want to deal with her kids. Did
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: you catch that?
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: And then Michael corrected him.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Michael corrected him, No, your kids, and Cody's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: our kids. But that's like a slip into how Cody
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: thinks about this whole family, Like he doesn't see these
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: kids as his kids. He sees them as each wife's.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Kid except for Robin's kids, Yeah, exactly, which are his kids.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: But keep in mind that Cody has just been sued
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: by Christine, So like two months or whatever before they're
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: filming this scene Cody and Michael, he was sued by
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Christine for child support for the future. And also I
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: think three years in a rear. So while he's trying
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: to finagle a new home loan for this new home,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: he gets hit with this lawsuit. So I bet he's angry.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: But like, as we're going through Christine's book on our
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Patreon and we're reading the different sections, and we're learning
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: about how Cody truly thought about Christine from the very beginning,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: how he treated her their sex life, which was dog shit.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: He made Christine wear her garments for sex. Yep, he
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: did not want her to reveal her body in any way.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: He was repulsed by her, like literally repulsed by her.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: This is how this man treated Christine. And then for
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: him now in talking to Michael, to look back at
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: her decision to leave in the way that she did
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: and be so a fen buy. Yeah, Like I was blindsided,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: But were you blindsided by her leaving? Like I don't
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: understand why you're so surprised that this woman wouldn't want
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: to be with you.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, really, there's nothing redeemable about you. And like
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: you're gonna say this to Michael in this stage conversation
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: about how you were blindsided by Christine wanting to leave,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: But then in your interstitial you'll say, well, yeah, like
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I remember there was a time fifteen years ago where
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Christine told me she hated polygamy, Like I should have
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: thought I should have saw the signs then, but I didn't.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: And then turn it around again to like blame Christine
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: for wanting to leave and move on and be with
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: somebody else other than you.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: It's just like and then to say I just chose
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: to ignore it, right, She told me this thing, and
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I just was like, okay, well just deal with it.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: And you know, I'm not going to try and heal
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: it or make it better for you. And I really
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: resent how Cody and Robin, but also production continue to
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: try to frame Cody's singular failure as a husband and
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: a father on polygamy as if the system and the
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: form and the function of polygamy is the whole problem.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: And I think polygamy is a problem, and I think
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: it's exploitative to women and children. And we've discussed this
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: to death. I mean they're talking in this episode about
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: some polygamists who have successful unions, like Joe Darker, Like
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: we get into a little bit of that, but like
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: the reason your marriages and your family failed and broke
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: apart Cody is not because of polygamy. That didn't help, probably,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: but it's because of you. It's because of what you
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: did and your preferences and how you wanted to set
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: up your new wife in this big mc mansion while
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Janelle's down the street having to rent and you won't
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: even see her kids, not even outside during COVID, Like
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: that's why your shit fell apart. But for you to
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: sit in front of Michael and say this and like,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: do you really believe that that's what caused all of
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: these things? Do you really have no cup whatsoever for
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: introspection to like take an accounting and an inventory of
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: your own shit, Like it's diabolical, it's pathological.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: It is, And he has absolutely no ability to self
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: reflect because, like later in the episode, he talks about how,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: you know, he created some of the jealousy that the
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: OG three felt, and he said he did that by
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: putting Robin in this first mcmonsion, But he did it
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: because he wanted to make sure she was safely kept,
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: and the OG three just had a problem with him
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: fighting so hard to make sure she was safely kept.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: And it's like that's not even that's.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Not what happened. That's not what happened. And also that's
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: interesting language because we don't say that we keep our wives, right,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: say we keep our mistress. Yeah, that's what we typically.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, in the history of me hearing that term,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: it's usually referred to as a side chick or as
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: a mistress that you're and that you're taking care of
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: her so she can be around, so that when you
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: want to fuck her you will or whatever. So it
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: was just really enlightening languaging that he was using. And
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: just when he talks and he says these bold lies,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you cannot believe that's true. They're not jealous
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: because you wanted to see her safely kept. They're jealous
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: because allegedly you siphon the money out of the family
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: LLC that they were all contributing to in good faith,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: and you took their money from the sale of their
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: homes in the cul de Sac and you funneled it
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: into the McMansion and then you bought all these assets.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: That's why they're upset. While Janelle was living in an RV,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: while Mary was having to rent her own home based
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: on her business that she was doing, which you were
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: still asking for money.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: From that yep. And every time they tried to confront
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: you on it, and they tried to express like, hey,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: you know, this feels inequal and this feels like you're
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: favoriting Robin. Every single time you blamed it on the OG,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: it was always their fault and they were just jealous.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: They were comparing their relationships to you and Robin. So
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: it's just like he can never he can never take
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: any responsibility or any kind of ownership for his shit.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: And it's like when he goes on a show like
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Special Forces, which I don't think we're gonna talk about
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: this week because he was like barely even on it.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: It wasn't on it last week either, it wasn't.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: But it's just like this show, right, is framed on
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: like you have to confront your crap, You have to
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: deal with your stuff, you have to really be at
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: war with yourself and like.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Work Special Forces.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Special Forces, And like Cody's on this and it's like,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: what kind of shit are you confronting on there? Nothing
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: nearly except your baldness.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: And he's not even confronting that. Although wasn't there a
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: rumor on Reddit or something where somebody said they saw
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: him somewhere and he had short hair. Was yes, somebody
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: drop a link because I know that I saw that.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's a picture, but somebody said they
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: saw him and he had short hair or shorn hair.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know if he's just embracing the bald.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he's seeing some of the footage
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: of like Mary and Jen making fun of him, and
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: like all the other people in the world making fun
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: of him, and he's just said, Yolo, I'm gonna shave
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: my head. Oh but that would be wonderful and the
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: right choice, honestly.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I mean really because his hair. I mean it's been
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: bad for so many years. I mean the entirety of
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: this show is like surrounded by his terrible hair. But
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: like this year it's really awful. Like it's just morphed
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: into a scullet with these like few little tendrils on top.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: And then now you have this.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Douche go tea without a mustache, which is really weird,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: very strange. But like he's also got like rubber bands
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: in his hair, and I think he's got like headbands.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm a curly girl, like as you can see,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: but like I have very long, curly hair. It takes
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: a lot bit. I have got to be very mindful
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: about how I take care of my hair. Otherwise it's
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: just a frisball, yeah, and it's very damaged and it's
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: a big drag. And so I know how, I know
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: how I have to take care of my hair, and
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: so I know he's doing the same thing. Yeah, But
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: like why I wouldn't be doing that if I was
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: largely bald, Honey, I would just Sinad O'Connor that and
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I would I would Britney spears it, I would shave
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: my head and I would embrace it for real. It
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: can't because he's driven by image.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: It's so embarrassing.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: He's driven by ego.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Well, and it's like I've said before, like I don't
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: know why you didn't spend some of the money that
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: you siphoned from everybody on going to Turkey and getting
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: hair plugs, Like you would have had enough, Honey, with
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: all the stuff that you're buying, all the artwork and
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: the American girl dolls and all these cars and the mansions,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: like you could have afforded some hair plugs so you
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: could have kept.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe, I mean, Janelle kind of touches on the money
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: a little bit. And she does say in this episode
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: that she heard on social media along with everybody else,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: that they were moving into this new house and that
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: this is like a really big mortgage. And so when
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: she learned that, it caused start a question, while does
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: this mean maybe something's going to happen with Coyote Pass
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: because he probably needs some money because that's a big
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: old mortgage. And she knows enough, doesn't she As the
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: former accountant or bookkeeper of the record, she knows how
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: much approximately they were actually working with, so she would
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: know that he's probably stretched pretty thin. And then when
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: while I was watching this boring episode, I was like,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: what else can I do? Can I multitask? So I
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: looked up when the Browns moved to Lehigh, when the
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Browns moved to Vegas, when the Browns moved to flag Staff.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: So when they moved into the Lehigh House, Leon was
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: approximately ten or eleven years old. Okay, when they moved
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: to Vegas, it was like twenty eleven. They lived in
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Vegas in the rentals for like a year year and
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: a half, So twenty twelve twenty thirteen is about when
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: they moved into the call de Sac. Okay, So it's
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: about five years because that's that's Leon's senior year, okay, okay,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: And so about five or six years in the cul
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: de Sac, and then they move, and then they move
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: to flag Staff and Robin gets the McMansion and it's
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: five or six years later that they are now moving
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: to the second McMansion. So Lehi to Vegas about five years,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: five six, Vegas to Flagstaff about five six, and then
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Flagstaff one to Flagstaff two about five or six. Now
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: why am I saying this because we have spoken at
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: length about what kind of loans they are taking out
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: to mortgage these homes. And again Janelle saying in this
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: episode he needs money. Yep, that's why they're going to
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: be willing to move and negotiate on Coyote Pass because
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I know he needs money. I bet they bought this
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: second McMansion on an interest only loan, which these typically
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: come in five or ten year loan structures, meaning you
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: pay interest only for the first five, seven or ten years,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: and then after that the principle is due and for
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: the remaining twenty five years you pay the full amount. Oh,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: so that is probably how they got into this new house.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I think they've been doing this the entire time, although
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: they held onto Lehigh for a while.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Right, it did, Yeah, they still owned it when they
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: ran in the cul de Sac and stuff allegedly.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Right right, And they go back and they're renovating and
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: they're doing stuff, and so I'm not quite sure, but
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I just I think that's how they're structuring a lot
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: of their loans in order to facilitate this ostentatious lifestyle
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: that again is a house of cards that any wind
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: in any direction is going to knock over. And also,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: we didn't get to it in our after party last week,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: but somebody had left a comment about Special Forces. Was
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: it on YouTube? Oh yeah, was it on Patreon?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Let me pull it up. Okay, so this was on
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: our YouTube and it was from user gadget grim one
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: who says, apparently the payout for Special Forces is between
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: one hundred thousand to five hundred thousand. They can negotiate
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: for a higher payout if they have the clout. It's
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: possible they paid Cody even more than one hundred k.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Or even more than five hundred k. And so we're
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: all asking the question, like, why would you go on
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Special Forces? I think first and foremost he's going on
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Special Forces because he wants to be a real man.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: He talks about when in this episode yet being a
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: real man Kyl even though like he wasn't able to
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: achieve what his father achieved with polygamy. You can tell
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: he really admires and looks up to his father. So
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I think he went on Special Forces to show us
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: that he could and that he could excel. And to
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: my knowledge, I didn't watch the last one, sorry, import
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: but you may knowledge like he's excelling and he's doing well,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: but secondarily or primarily, it's for the money. And you're
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: telling me that they're paying each person on Special Forces,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: aren't there like fifteen of them?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Or yeah, seems it's crazy to me.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I know, one to five hundred thousand dollars that's a
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: good payday.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: That is a really good payday, No wonder you have
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: people like Britney Carr right going on just to make
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: the money, even mortgage honey, yeah really because Jack screwed
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: her so bad. So I mean, if that's the case,
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: like he's just going to keep doing this, He's just
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: going to keep going to different various reality if he
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: can episodes if he's a.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Does he have enough cloud? I don't know, I don't.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean people hate him.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's and he's he's so toxic.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: And people love that, like people love rage bait, and
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: people will watch it and people will pay money for it, unfortunately.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: And I mean it's like even with this, like you know,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: we covered Special Forces because he was on it, Like
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: we would never watch that show in general if he
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: wasn't really on it. I mean I wouldn't watch it
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: he wasn't on it. So I just think that rage sells,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: so people are gonna watch whatever he's on.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I just don't know, like what other platform he would
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: be a fit for, maybe traders something like that, and
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I bet that would be like a fantastic payday for
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: him as well. But they need money. They do at
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: this time that we're watching, and I think right now too,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: they are incentivized by the paycheck. And that's because the
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: mortgage is what it is, even if they're just paying interest,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: they're paying something. Then they've got all those cars and
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: they have to ensure everything, and they're probably doing renovations,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: like it is a lot of money.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Well, and it's like watching this episode and watching this
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: season in general, I'm like, there really isn't a lot
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: of content here, and it's like, you know, with when
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: we get to the family in North Carolina. I have
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: nothing against the family that's out there. I think it's
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: great that Janelle's out there with her farm and she's
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: out there with the grandkids and stuff. It just doesn't
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: make for compelling TV. They don't have like exciting TV
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: lives that I want to watch, Like it's cool that
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: you got a flower farm, it's great that you want
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: to cut down Christmas trees and stuff.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but let me like interrupt you by saying I
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: was actually charmed by that. I loved I actually loved
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: seeing them cut down the Christmas tree. I loved seeing
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: the grandkids. I mean, I have a sense of nostalgia
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: for the family. I want the kids and Janelle in
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: particular to succeed and be really happy. So I liked
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I actually liked seeing that. But I get your point, like,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see that every week. That's not
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: going to hold my interest for twenty episodes. You've got
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: to be bringing me something different, Like, but I do
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: have a curiosity, like, well, how is it going to
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: be when you when you break round and build your homes,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: and how are you gonna make those choices? Like there
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: is some curiosity there for me, But maybe it's because
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like older or so did and I'm interested in that.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: No. I mean, like, I think it's fine. It just
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: doesn't make for like a good hour long episode. I
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: guess like it'd be great for HDTV, you know what
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I mean. Like, I think it's cool, and I like
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: to keep up with them. I could keep up with
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: them on social media. I guess. Like my point is
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: like these people don't have a lot of exciting things
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: to watch on TV, or like an exciting life to
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: watch on TV, And so I feel like this show
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: is only really sticking around because of Codine Robin. Maybe
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: that's why we're getting so much of them, because what
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: else is there to film with Christine and David, like
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: walking down their street and her complaining because the kids
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: seem to like Janelle more than HER's.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: The only content that they're actually offering is safe content, right.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: They don't want to reveal anything about themselves, and we
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: even had Mary say to production in her interstitial like
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: that's all you're gonna get I'm like, what do you mean,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: that's all we're gonna get. You're getting paid for this,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: This is your job. You entered into an agreement to
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: share your lives. This is why Andy Cohen, for example,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: get so pissed off on at some of these real
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: housewives who decide to reserve portions of their lives, yeah,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: to not share on the program that they're being paid
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: to show their lives on, and instead they're putting them
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: behind like a paywall, like Robin Dixon on Potomac, Like
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: she's like, no, you're gonna have to sign up to
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: my Patreon if you want to know like the intricacies
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: of my marriage or whatever. It is, Like, no, bitch,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: we're paying you a very, very pretty pennies. Did you
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: share that now? And that you show us the ugly
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: stuff now, because that's why people are watching. But TLC
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: just has a culture of like safe content. Whether it's
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: the Goslins or the Duggers or a lot of these
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: little people just running around on pumpkin patches and stuff
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: like that, it's just very safe content. And we always
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: are in the position of having to be intuitive right
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: about what else is happening underneath and I'm just I'm
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: getting tired of that me too.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: It is very curated, and you have like this specific
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: narrative that's sewn in from the producers, and we don't
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: know if it's like one true or if it's a
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: bunch of fakery. And it's really annoying, especially in a
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: show like Sister Wise where everybody's like analyzing the hell
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: out of it, and like this family blew apart two
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: seasons ago, so like why can't we just be raw,
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: honest and like spill the tea and get drama like
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: you guys would have so many more fans too, like.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, oh my god, people caught wind
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: that you were actually talking about things we all want
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: for you to talk about, like people would be people
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: absolutely would be frothing at the mouth and turning on
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: their televisions to watch. But we're not gonna get it.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, in the preview, not to jump ahead, but
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: like we see Jen saying to Mary, like when are
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: you just gonna say like he's an asshole?
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: When are you gonna admit these guys the worst? Like
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: tell the truth, Mary.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Come on, weary up. But we're never gonna get it
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: from her. So after Cody Robin pack up their stupid
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: mansion and give us that fake spiel about polygamy and
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: And pray and bring the kids into the prayer circle, Brianna,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: are you gonna be okay? And Brianna raises from her
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: coffin and she's like, well, I don't know how to food.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Just literally everyone's so morose in that family except for Cody.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, really, though, could you imagine living in that family?
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: I would be so freaking depressed, Like I'm like Dayton
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: wherever the hell yeah is?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Thank god he got away.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Honestly, this is so depressing. But yeah, like I literally
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: wrote that in my notes, Cody Robin and their vampire
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: children go and pray and they're make Mangion like, stop it.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: You guys are not godly people at all. Soever.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't bring God into this. It's very blasphemous what
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: you have done to your family.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: God doesn't want to be a part of your family. Shit.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: But and then we have Robin, like Fate crying at
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: the end about like leaving the mansion, and I'm like,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I don't care about I.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Hate you so much, Robin. And after we saw all
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: of Maddy's stories. By the way, we talked about that
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: in our after show last week. I'm Patreon, but Mattie's
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Maddie said something that was interesting to me. She's like,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: you know, with my dad, I'm leaving the door open
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: a little bit. I don't know if he's capable. I
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: don't know if I can be in a relationship with
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: the person that he is. I'm just trying to face
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: who that is. Like, she had a little just a
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: little bit of grace for her father, but when it
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: came to Robin, she's like, if her lips are moving,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: that bitch is lying. I don't trust a thing that
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: she says, and nobody else should either. So then we
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: get these scenes with Robin when she's like, you know,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I've cried in my own private movements. I don't believe
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: the thing you're saying, not at all.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: I don't think she's unhappy about literally anything that has happened. Like,
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: I don't think she cares about any of the family.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: She's so happy with her life with Maybe she's not
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: happy with Cody, but like, that's the life that you chose,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Those are the cards that you chose. But she's happy
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: that her kids get to live in a two point
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: one million dollar mc mansion while everyone else has to
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: figure their shit out. She thinks she got it made
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: with her ambient and her American.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Currently she does have it made. Yeah, like she has
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: achieved everything that she wanted. And so I'm sure she's
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: just very smugly happy. But is she happy with Cody?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I couldn't quite tell you. I mean, I wouldn't be.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be either. I'd be so annoyed by him, seriously.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: And then the only other thing that came out of
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: this episode was the family in North Carolina talking a
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: little bit of smack about Cody and how he was
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: a big old failure with polygamy, because they mentioned the
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Dargers and Joe Darker specifically, and how he's a man
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: that has done polygamy right and his family seems to
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: be very united and very happy. The wives seemed to
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: be very happy and united, and so therefore it's because
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: he's a great polygamist and Cody was not.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Right. I mean, and I could just make my Patty
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: little arguments. Having watched the season where Joe Darker brought
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: his wives and they went to California, or something to
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: the beach or whatever, Like Joe Darker seemed very militant,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: and then we met his kids who were like legitimately
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: afraid of him. So I don't think he's this paragon
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: of spirituality in my opinion. And so I thought it
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: was weird that Janelle was extolling his virtues so much.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: And even Cody sitting on the couch, was careful about
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: what he said about Joe Darker because we know that
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Joe Darker, once these marriages started falling apart in Cody's life,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: he like actually made a statement and he blamed Cody
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: for it. He did, And so Cody has a healthy
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: amount of respect for Joe Darker because he didn't come
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: for him.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: No.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he could have.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: He definitely could have. I did like that little tibbit.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: I thought that was a little juicy, but it was
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: like not enough that this boring episode and then we
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: have Cody again like saying he struggled to be devoted
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: to all of the wives equally, but also they were
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: bad and not devoted to me either. It's like really
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: on them, It's not on me, Yeah, it's really on
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: them because they weren't attractive to me.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I just hate him. He's so he equivocates, he can't
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: take responsibility for anything. There's no humility. He's just a
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: terrible person. Yep, to have to watch every single week.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: But I do it for you, I know, and I
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: do it for you. I do it for you. But
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: then I like have to pray. I know, I have
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: to center myself. I have to like do a little
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: meditation and just get back to the goodness in life
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: because it ain't Cody.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: No, it ain't rob And honestly, he looks so freaking weird.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: He doesn't look good. It's like he lost a lot
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: of weight in his training for Special Forces, so he
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: has like insufficient body fat now. And then he shaved
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: his mustache really bad and is weird like four veneers
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: that he has, so.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I can't not look at them now that you pointed
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: them out, I'm like, oh my god, you look bad
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: weird man.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Well, you know how, over the years and the seasons
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: that we have been watching, there's been an ongoing conversation
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: that we've been having about Robin, like where we try
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: to deeply question ourselves as to whether, like, is she
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: being a puppet master or is she kind of unconsciously
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: just playing out this drama that initiated with her mother
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: and her mother's marriage, Like where's she coming from? Like
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like though that question has been answered. I
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: think Robin is a despicable, lying, thieving a lie in
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: my opinion person. Yeah, and like she has orchestrated this
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: entire thing. Ye, And I believe Maddie when she says
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: if her lips are moving, she's lying. And I think
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Cody knows. I think Cody participated in this, And so
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I just don't think the questions remains as far as
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: we're concerned. Would you agree? Oh?
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: She's a terrible, terrible person.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: She's so evil it's such a suckubuss and it shows
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: like in her appearance too, Like every season she's looking
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: a little bit worse and a looking well, we.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Do get older, honey, and then it happens.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not even trying to like aig shamer or anything.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: It's just like when you're so evil, the evil just
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: kind of like seeps into you and makes you kind
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: of leathery and looking, you know what I mean.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, we'll see definitely Cody, yeah, for sure,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: and her too, well look great.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Well they don't look great. I'm sorry they don't. They're
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: evil people, they're gross as within. So without the body
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: keeps the score.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: That's right, this good girl exactly.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: So then we get to the preview for next week.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: We have David telling Janelle to go on Farmers only
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: dot com, which I did like because we've been saying
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: that for a long time. And then we have Jen
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: like you had just mentioned, asking Mary like how much
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: longer until you realize that Cody's a piece of fucking shit?
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: And Mary's just gonna be like, well he was great
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: in the beginning, Well, but she's just gonna call for him.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: And then we have Mary saying she doesn't know why
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: the four of them her Janelle, Cody, and Robin can't
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: just divide code who pass equally between the four of them?
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Like why does it have to be like Cody and
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Robin get fifty percent and they each get twenty five?
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Don't know? And then we have Aurora dating a guy
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: named Brody, and now we're gonna have to watch content
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: about that about Aurora, who's like twenty four or something.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dating a guy.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Yeah, I literally don't care.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: At all, Yeah, that's what it's going to be.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Geat wait, well.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Is there anything else that we need to say to
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: these beautiful raccoons before we get up on at Here Beadrid?
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Well, if you love our podcast, please go to your
• 45:11
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• 45:15
  Speaker 2: It really helps us scrow the pod so more people
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: can join us in the dumpster. We really appreciate it,
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: so thank you very much.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I do just want to acknowledge that we're pretty negative
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: about this show.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: We are a little bit like.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: And I I I want to be entertained. I want
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: to have a lot of fun. Yeah, I don't want
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: to have like the primary fun that we have, like
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: just totally shitting all over these people, but like it
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: does end up that way. Yeah, And so I do
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: apologize if sometimes it's a bit more negative than other times.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: It depends on the show that we're watching. Sometimes, like
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: we're so excited we're about to review the Merry Fields,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: which as we've got some things to say for Seeking
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Sister Wife, Like, we do have fun with some of
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: these shows, but like this season is awful. It's been
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: really tough. So I'm going to just try in the
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: future to just be a little bit more optimistic and
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: have some fun with it. I did like Micheltie's hair bit.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be positive.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: She's very pretty.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: She is still brought up.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: She is very pretty.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I'll give her that, So I'm gonna be working on that.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Just note to self and note to all y'all. Okay,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: we will be back later this week to talk seeking
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: sister wife. Make sure to come back for that, and
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: until that, please do not forget that we have nothing
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: but love for you and pease night.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Bye Ba