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Jenna Dewan finds her DWTS spark, how we predicted Digger box office bomb · I Am All In with Scott Patterson

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Speaker 1: I didn't have anything better.
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Speaker 2: I'm trying to get my arm muscles to like exist.
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Speaker 2: So I've been doing all these like weights, like five
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Speaker 2: pound weights, like, you know what I mean? Oh, my abs.
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Speaker 1: Have you ever done bar? I'm going to answer my question.
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Speaker 1: You have never done bar before. I feel like you're
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Speaker 1: not a class kind of girl.
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Speaker 2: No, I don't want to be around like people watching
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Speaker 2: me suck.
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Speaker 1: Well, they have in bar, you hold these things. One
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Speaker 1: or two pound dumbbells. And you're in class being like,
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Speaker 1: this is the easiest workout of my entire life. This
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Speaker 1: is a joke. I'm lifting one pound weights, literally.
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Speaker 2: And then what happens?
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Speaker 1: The next morning, you cannot move your arms.
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Speaker 2: It's my stomach. Lifting these weights has impacted my abs.
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Speaker 1: That's great. You're using your core. Good job.
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Speaker 2: Should we talk about that we predicted something or should
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Speaker 2: we talk about Dancing with the Stars first?
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Speaker 1: The prediction.
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Speaker 2: We called it, roll back the tape, that Digger was
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Speaker 2: going to bomb.
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Speaker 1: You called it.
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Speaker 2: We love Tom Cruise, but we knew Digger was going
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Speaker 2: to bomb.
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Speaker 1: Because we didn't understand.
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Speaker 2: Now, I don't think we said this on the air,
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Speaker 2: but I texted you that Verity was going to bomb.
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Speaker 2: And you were like, it's absolutely not going to bomb.
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Speaker 1: It bombed. It beat Digger. It beat Digger.
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Speaker 2: It beat Digger.
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Speaker 1: Poor Tom. He worked so hard. He took off so
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Speaker 1: many shirts.
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Speaker 2: He went through that spirit tunnel. He was dancing, wearing
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Speaker 2: those sunglasses, doing everything he could. Bombed. It was going
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Speaker 2: to bomb because no one understood what it was.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyone go see it. I am surprised Verity bombed because...
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Speaker 1: That felt like it was, it looks kind of good. No,
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Speaker 1: I don't think it bombed though. It made 32 million.
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Speaker 1: That's not a bomb. I think it's just like the
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Speaker 1: reaction bomb. The reviews are horrible.
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Speaker 2: And Google did Verity bomb. Because I Googled did Digger
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Speaker 2: bomb and the internet said yes.
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Speaker 1: Yes. Hollywood Reporter, Deadline, everybody said that Digger bomb.
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Speaker 2: Everyone said yes.
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Speaker 1: To be a part of a movie that just bombed.
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Speaker 2: You know what?
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Speaker 1: We've been a part of podcasts that bombed and it's okay.
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Speaker 1: It's a part of the thing, the process.
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Speaker 2: We've never had a full bomb though.
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Speaker 1: Never. Yes, we have.
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Speaker 2: Just mouth the words. What was our biggest bomb? I
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Speaker 2: can't see your mouth.
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Speaker 1: Give it again.
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Speaker 2: Because you know what's weird is because you're mouthing it.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to mute myself.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's still, I wouldn't call that
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Speaker 2: a bomb.
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Speaker 1: Okay. And then one more.
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Speaker 2: Can you just text me this? Put it in our chat.
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Speaker 1: Put it in our chat. Non-hits. But we've never had.
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Speaker 2: A bomb that just like one person listened to.
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Speaker 1: Oh, correct.
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Speaker 2: She said the name. It wasn't a bomb. It just
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Speaker 2: didn't do great.
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Speaker 1: They were pretty balmy.
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Speaker 2: They were balmy as far as we're concerned.
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Speaker 3: And that was the beginning. The beginning of our, of
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Speaker 3: like you guys creating this department. Of our journey together.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 2: Everybody's got to have a bomb now and then.
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Speaker 1: It keeps you. I feel like we're missing a good one.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to look through my notes.
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Speaker 2: I know another one.
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Speaker 1: Which one? Oh, yes.
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Speaker 2: We're sorry to everybody listening, but look, everybody needs to
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Speaker 2: bomb now and then or fail.
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Speaker 1: Because that was so good. Tom Cruise is.
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Speaker 2: Going to come back so strong because here's why he's
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Speaker 2: going to have The Car Movie.
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Speaker 1: Days of Thunder.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Days of Thunder. Top Gun 3. And then Tom, Tom, Tom, listen.
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Speaker 2: Jerry Maguire, you need to do another rom-com.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's what the people want to see you do. Do
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Speaker 2: you know how many 20-year-olds I saw writing, why do
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Speaker 2: I think Tom Cruise is hot? Tom, 20-somethings think you're hot.
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Speaker 2: Give them what they want. They don't want you looking
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Speaker 2: insane in a, in a, I didn't even know you
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Speaker 2: were allowed to say fat suits, but I'm just going
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Speaker 2: to say it. I didn't know you were even allowed
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Speaker 2: to say fat suit. And nobody wants to see that.
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Speaker 2: They don't want to see Tom Cruise with weird gray
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Speaker 2: hair looking not great. They want to see hot Tom.
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Speaker 2: So give it, give us what we want.
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Speaker 3: I think people I read on Deadline, it was like
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Speaker 3: breaking down, deconstructing why it bombed. And I even got
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Speaker 3: bored with the article, but it was saying it went
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Speaker 3: from this studio to this studio and people said no
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Speaker 3: to it and this and that.
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Speaker 1: And it was like people were not hyped about it.
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Speaker 1: They said no. Because it didn't make sense.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So I think it was like somebody just saying yes
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Speaker 3: to him so that they could make these other movies.
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Speaker 1: So it was kind of one of his passion projects, maybe.
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Speaker 2: Right. But we want hot Tom. You don't look that
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Speaker 2: good at 60, whatever you are, four, two, four, whatever
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Speaker 2: you are, for us to see you in a fat
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Speaker 2: suit with gray hair. We're not playing, Tom.
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Speaker 1: I didn't understand it either.
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Speaker 2: We want you doing two things. Hanging off planes, flying planes,
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Speaker 2: driving cars.
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Speaker 1: And hanging off mountains.
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Speaker 2: Running. We want you running.
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Speaker 1: 64.
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Speaker 2: Hanging off mountains.
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Speaker 1: Yep.
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Speaker 2: Doing that GQ thing with your shirt off. That's what
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Speaker 2: we want.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's what we want.
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Speaker 1: He tried hard to promote it, but no.
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Speaker 2: You know who I am into right now?
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Speaker 1: Really into? Hold on. I feel like that's not fair
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Speaker 1: to say to Tom.
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Speaker 2: That he can only look good?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: He's a great actor.
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Speaker 1: If he was a girl and we said that to him,
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Speaker 1: he'd be like, We would all be up in arms.
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Speaker 2: Well, but everyone loved him in Tropic Thunder and he
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Speaker 2: didn't look good. So sometimes we'll take that. But right
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Speaker 2: now we just want you in a rom-com. Fair. Why
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Speaker 2: can't he do it? I'm not saying he has to
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Speaker 2: only like be running.
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Speaker 1: Maybe he wanted to do something different. But here's the thing.
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Speaker 2: I'm glad he did it. Then he feels good because
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Speaker 2: he did it and he loved it. Right. He did
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Speaker 2: it for himself, which I support. And if I ever
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Speaker 2: get to have dinner with Tom Cruise, I'm going to
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Speaker 2: tell him all this. I don't want him talking back
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Speaker 2: to me in word salad. I need, I need to
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Speaker 2: have a real conversation. I can't have this. Hey, Tom,
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Speaker 2: how's your salmon? I love to make movies. I can't
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Speaker 2: have that. I need to know how's your salmon. Right. Right.
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Speaker 2: I feel like he eats salmon.
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Speaker 1: If we ever interview him, we should just say, how
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Speaker 1: do you make your coffee? How do you like your
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Speaker 1: burger cooked?
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Speaker 2: Tom, what are you sleeping? What are you binging at night?
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Speaker 2: I know you watch movies. What's your go-to?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know that about Tom.
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Speaker 2: How do you eat your eggs? No, we don't. That's
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Speaker 2: why he's so mysterious. And we love him because he's
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Speaker 2: so mysterious. I loved all the articles that are like,
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Speaker 2: I just read this whole GQ article about Tom Cruise
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Speaker 2: and I learned nothing.
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Speaker 1: Nothing.
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Speaker 2: You know who I like? Who I'm super into right now.
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Speaker 2: Like I'm really into him. I've always been pretty into him. No,
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Speaker 2: he's fine. He's fine. This person I've always been into.
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Speaker 2: I've been into him from the jump. He's had some
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Speaker 2: ups and downs.
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Speaker 1: Tell me. Say it. Spit it out.
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Speaker 2: Tried and true. Ben Affleck. I like that guy.
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Speaker 1: Oh, me too. I think he's hot.
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Speaker 2: I think he's smart. I think he's damaged. I think
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Speaker 2: he knows his damage. There's something about him.
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Speaker 1: That gives me the ick. I don't know what it is.
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Speaker 1: The ick?
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Speaker 2: The ick.
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Speaker 1: The full-blown ick.
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Speaker 2: I don't have remote ick for him. Oh, my God.
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Speaker 2: I just... I have... I think that Ben and I could...
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Speaker 2: Work it out. Like, I think that it's like, I'm
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Speaker 2: what you need, Ben. Like, let's go have lunch.
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Speaker 1: There's something that just does not.
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Speaker 2: Dinner. I don't have lunch with Ben. We'll both be
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Speaker 2: texting too much.
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Speaker 1: Dinner.
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Speaker 2: A late dinner, even. An eight, nine o'clock dinner. I
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Speaker 2: don't see him going to bed early.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't either.
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Speaker 2: I think he goes to bed at midnight or earliest.
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Speaker 1: Are you irked out because of the whole J-Lo thing?
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Speaker 1: I mean.
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Speaker 2: Nope. I don't make some mistakes.
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Speaker 1: The J-Lo thing. I feel like. Well, now I'm just gossiping,
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Speaker 1: so I don't want to say it.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Because it could be defamatory, but.
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Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's defamatory.
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Speaker 1: Allegedly. Say that before you're accepted. Everything is defamatory now.
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Speaker 2: Now, how do you give your opinion? You're just giving
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Speaker 2: your opinion.
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Speaker 1: I just... That's my opinion. That's my opinion. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I just... There's something... There's something... There's something.
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Speaker 2: He was at his best with Jennifer Garner. I'm not
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Speaker 2: going to be able to top that. Oh, yeah. Right?
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Speaker 1: And... I don't know. I feel like she's so cool
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Speaker 1: and she's so kind and she's so sweet.
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Speaker 2: Right. We're not going to be able to top that,
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Speaker 2: but he needs a non-actor, non-famous person. They can be
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Speaker 2: in the industry. They can be a lawyer. They can
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Speaker 2: be us. They can be whatever.
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Speaker 1: So he needs Amal Clooney. He needs to follow his BFF.
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Speaker 2: Everybody needs Amal, but there's only one Amal.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 2: Like, I don't even know who the other Amal is. Like,
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Speaker 2: and George deserved Amal.
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Speaker 1: You know what I think about? Like when George was
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Speaker 1: with Stacey Keebler. Oh my gosh.
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Speaker 2: But I love Stacey Keebler.
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Speaker 1: I do too, but I always found that pairing to
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Speaker 1: be weird.
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Speaker 2: Just saw that Minka Kelly Minka Kelly broke up with
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Speaker 2: the imaginary dragon.
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Speaker 1: I need you to stop with the blueberries.
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Speaker 2: Oh, they're bothering you. Oh, it's not ASMR. fine i'll
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Speaker 2: put them away i just saw that um the imagined
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Speaker 2: dragon and minka kelly.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah oh i didn't realize they broke up i
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Speaker 1: thought they were gonna like make it oh i like
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Speaker 1: her i like her ransom canyon.
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Speaker 2: Show surprised me it got canceled yes.
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Speaker 1: It did i know i was like dang it i
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Speaker 1: liked it.
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Speaker 2: So danielle you didn't rush out to see verity after
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Speaker 2: you said it was gonna be so good.
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Speaker 1: I didn't either, and I'm a fan of the books. Look,
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Speaker 1: the time I watch movies, is on an airplane that's
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Speaker 1: the only time you can get me to watch a
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Speaker 1: movie at this point in my life so maybe on
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Speaker 1: a trip to new york one time i will put
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Speaker 1: it on oh i will.
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Speaker 2: I and the people the fact that people think it's
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Speaker 2: bad makes me want to go more i'm pretty booked
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Speaker 2: up this weekend but actually i cannot even squeeze it
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Speaker 2: in maybe tomorrow I can see why.
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Speaker 3: I can see why maybe it's over-dramatized and stuff. Like
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Speaker 3: if Anne Hathaway plays it a certain part because she does...
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Speaker 3: Like that character Verity is very.
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Speaker 1: I like Dakota. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I thought she did some funny stuff on Saturday Night Live.
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Speaker 2: I can't go tomorrow because I have my Kappa Kappa
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Speaker 2: Gamma reunion.
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, how fun.
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Speaker 2: So we have Kappa Kappa Gammas from... And a few
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Speaker 2: DGs and Pi-Fis, of course. From like a 12-year span, maybe?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow. How many people show up to this?
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Speaker 2: We don't know. We think somewhere between like 30 and 50.
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Speaker 2: And how often do you do this? Never been done before. Okay.
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Speaker 1: Cause I was going to say, I have been graduated
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Speaker 1: from college for a long time and I have never
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Speaker 1: done it before.
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Speaker 2: It's been talked about for a long time and small
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Speaker 2: groups have done it. In fact, one small group actually
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Speaker 2: did it one year. They got to sleep in the
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Speaker 2: sorority house in the summer, which I thought was really cool. Um,
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Speaker 2: but no, never done it. Oh, I just realized my
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Speaker 2: chair is, I was like, why am I sort of dizzy?
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Speaker 2: And it's because my chair is sideways. Hold on.
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Speaker 1: Um, and did you put this together? No.
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Speaker 2: So here's the thing. Everybody has talked about it. Did
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Speaker 2: I take the bull by the horns and start a
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Speaker 2: group text where, um, I said, everybody wants to do this.
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Speaker 2: How about this date? And then more, more, more to
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Speaker 2: the point where, did you know you can only do
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Speaker 2: 32 people in a group text?
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Speaker 1: Yes, because ours is, we have to eliminate people before
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Speaker 1: we got.
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Speaker 2: Do we have 32 people in our like team text?
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Speaker 2: No wonder the, because I wondered, I was wondering why
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Speaker 2: Easton and Mark aren't in it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they can't be.
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Speaker 2: They don't fit. Got it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So we maxed out the group text. So we had
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Speaker 2: to start having side texts. I did order, A slider bar.
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Speaker 2: I thought that was a fun idea. And a potato bar. Great.
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Speaker 1: Great additions. And a charcuterie. And a potato bar. So
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Speaker 1: potato bar.
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Speaker 2: So it's like, they come in like foil. They're all baked.
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Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 2: And then you can have cheese, sour cream, butter, chives. Love.
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Speaker 2: Probably some bacon bits. I don't know. So I did
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Speaker 2: a slider bar, a potato bar. So I took the
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Speaker 2: bull by the horns, but it's not like, I'm not
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Speaker 2: throwing it. Like we're all throwing it. It's just like,
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Speaker 2: everybody come. Where is it at? The country club. Cute.
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Speaker 2: And then somebody said, what do you wear? And I'm like, jeans.
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Speaker 2: Because some country clubs don't allow jeans, but this country club,
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Speaker 2: no problem.
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Speaker 1: That's fun.
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Speaker 2: And we invited boys, but we don't know if any
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Speaker 2: boys are going to show up.
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Speaker 1: That's going to be so fun.
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Speaker 2: When I laugh, my abs hurt. But I'll talk about
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Speaker 2: it maybe on Dirty Rush.
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Speaker 1: Cute. I love that. Tune into Dirty Rush. Should we
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Speaker 1: talk about Dancing with the Stars?
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: I think Jenna did a good job last night. I know. Oh,
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Speaker 1: my gosh.
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Speaker 2: She took our notes.
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Speaker 1: We appreciate it. Jenna Dewan figured it out. I know.
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Speaker 1: You know, Jenna and Val, I was very, very sad
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Speaker 1: about them just in general and how I just wasn't
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Speaker 1: feeling it for so long. And I'm finally so happy.
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Speaker 1: I just hope she keeps it up.
13:32
Speaker 2: Who was the one that literally flung themselves at a
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Speaker 2: person and the person caught them? They like flew.
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Speaker 1: Who was that?
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Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm talking about? They like flew
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Speaker 2: and kind of like went, and then the person like
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Speaker 2: caught him like that. It was like a weird, it
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Speaker 2: was either, it might've been Emma. Who's Emma's partner?
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Speaker 1: Oh, the banana.
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Speaker 2: I think it might've been Emma. Was she wearing like
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Speaker 2: a long black dress?
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: I think it was Emma.
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Speaker 1: Yes, probably. Sierra got eliminated. Our summer house.
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Speaker 2: I knew it was going to happen.
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Speaker 1: I did too.
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Speaker 2: Cause she's fine, but I think she's just not as
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Speaker 2: popular as the others.
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Speaker 1: No, I think she's popular. She just felt very cheerleader.
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Speaker 1: Like everything was like.
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Speaker 2: Oh, a lot of, you know, like, Oh, I noticed.
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Speaker 1: I love her. And I thought she did so good.
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Speaker 1: And I'm so proud of her. And I honestly, I've
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Speaker 1: seen so many seasons of summer house and what episode
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Speaker 1: is this episode five. She got kicked off. I learned
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Speaker 1: way more about her and these five episodes than I
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Speaker 1: have ever learned in summer house. And so, you know what, Sierra,
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Speaker 1: good for you. Yeah, yeah, she did good. I liked
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Speaker 1: her and everything. But I felt like, I felt like
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Speaker 1: they all came to play. Like, I was watching and
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Speaker 1: I was like, what is happening?
14:46
Speaker 2: A lot of people got scores very close. They're all
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Speaker 2: close now. 20, 21, 22.
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Speaker 1: I feel like it's like, it's hitting, it's hitting them.
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Speaker 3: Like, it's actually like, coming together the dances because they've
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Speaker 3: been doing this for four weeks now four or five
15:00
Speaker 3: weeks and they're I still.
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Speaker 2: Love Mark Ballas I just.
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Speaker 1: Think he's so good it's.
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Speaker 2: So good they got the highest score I'm just giving
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Speaker 2: a lot of credit to Mark Ballas he's just like really.
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Speaker 1: Good I agree I agree our Connor is getting into
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Speaker 1: into Rocky Waters here oh no well he's I'm nervous
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Speaker 1: for him I feel like he's so.
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Speaker 2: Darling I know but his hip shake last night I
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Speaker 2: missed him how was Julia how was Julia she was great.
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Speaker 1: The thing with julia that i will say i just
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Speaker 1: she feels a little stiff to me just too serious
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Speaker 1: of a face but i do love her so yeah i.
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Speaker 3: Think she's too in her head like they said they
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Speaker 3: told jenna last week she's too in her head and
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Speaker 3: she came out and she really felt vulnerable i felt
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Speaker 3: really her chance was pretty like that was my reaction
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Speaker 3: i was like pretty my highlight and then julia is
15:48
Speaker 3: too in her head same same critique.
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Speaker 2: Fair fair my highlight travis garland Oh my gosh.
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Speaker 1: Oh my God, dude.
15:54
Speaker 2: Or Travis Garland. That guy can sing, you guys.
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Speaker 1: I can. Dang. Oh, Amber Riley. Amber Riley. Oh.
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Speaker 2: Yes. No, Amber Glenn.
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Speaker 1: That was so good.
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Speaker 2: Amber Glenn.
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Speaker 1: Amber Riley performed. Amber Riley sing for Harry Show. I
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Speaker 1: miss that.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that's iconic.
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Speaker 1: It was incredible.
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Speaker 2: I miss that. I'll go back. So I watch it
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Speaker 2: on TikTok and so sometimes I miss things.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that was good. It was really good.
16:17
Speaker 2: I jam it out on TikTok.
16:17
Speaker 1: You know what? This is the only show that I
16:19
Speaker 1: put my kids down to sleep and then I hurry
16:22
Speaker 1: up and make dinner and I just sit. I'm like,
16:25
Speaker 1: 8 p.m., boom, play.
16:27
Speaker 2: It's so funny. I love the way kids talk. I
16:31
Speaker 2: just called my niece a minute ago because she had
16:33
Speaker 2: the SATs today and now she's out by the pool.
16:36
Speaker 2: And I was like, how's the tanning going? And she goes,
16:38
Speaker 2: I got to lock in, auntie. It's homecoming.
16:42
Speaker 1: She's got to get two shades darker.
16:45
Speaker 2: She's like, I got to lock in. It's homecoming. I...
16:50
Speaker 2: Laughed so hard. All right. I mean, I still am
16:54
Speaker 2: like bummed about Taylor. I'm not going to lie. And
16:57
Speaker 2: I think there's trouble in Hanson Paradise. I don't know.
17:00
Speaker 1: That's what I noticed too. What do you mean there's
17:03
Speaker 1: trouble in Hanson Paradise? Explain.
17:06
Speaker 2: The brothers have not really supported Taylor.
17:09
Speaker 1: Yeah.
17:10
Speaker 2: So I don't know. I don't know.
17:14
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
17:16
Speaker 2: Because I love Hanson together. I also don't mind if
17:17
Speaker 2: they do solo things. I'm okay with that. I'm excited
17:20
Speaker 2: for Taylor to do solo music. But I also like-
17:22
Speaker 2: Is it the Jonas Brothers?
17:23
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, they got to do their own things.
17:26
Speaker 3: Yeah.
17:26
Speaker 2: What are some other brothers bands? Naked Brothers. Do you
17:29
Speaker 2: know those guys? That's, you know, you know who the
17:33
Speaker 2: Naked Brothers are. They're famous now as actors.
17:36
Speaker 1: Is it the Hemsworth Brothers? No, the Hemsworth Brothers.
17:40
Speaker 2: Dan and Shay are not brothers. They're not brothers. Who
17:42
Speaker 2: are other brothers? I just said the Hemsworths. No, we're
17:46
Speaker 2: talking about musicians.
17:49
Speaker 1: Jackson 5.
17:50
Speaker 2: I'm not without your love and affection.
17:53
Speaker 1: Nelson.
17:54
Speaker 2: They were, they're brothers.
17:55
Speaker 1: Nelson.
17:56
Speaker 2: Do you know who that is?
17:57
Speaker 1: No.
17:58
Speaker 2: You do because we booked them on KTLA. They are
18:00
Speaker 2: those blonde brothers. They're Ricky Nelson's sons. You don't know
18:04
Speaker 2: who Ricky Nelson is. These are old timey people. Who
18:08
Speaker 2: are other brothers?
18:10
Speaker 1: Brothers.
18:12
Speaker 2: Oh, those brothers that just got back together. I think
18:15
Speaker 2: they start with an O. Everyone's all going crazy about
18:18
Speaker 2: it in the UK. They kind of broke up and
18:22
Speaker 2: they were real kind of mad about it. And then
18:24
Speaker 2: they are back together. And I feel like their band
18:28
Speaker 2: name is like Ozark or something. Come on, come on, Jackie.
18:34
Speaker 2: You know these two brothers. Scott Patterson loves them. he's
18:39
Speaker 2: obsessed with them oh oh it's like that no.
18:43
Speaker 1: No no no no it's that song no.
18:46
Speaker 2: It's like they're two kind of angry brothers yes.
18:49
Speaker 1: They're angry and they're.
18:51
Speaker 2: British oh god i just spit food out onto my
18:55
Speaker 2: microphone um and they're kind of wide are you sure
18:57
Speaker 2: it's not called like odysseus or something oh oasis there
19:02
Speaker 2: you go Audacity?
19:04
Speaker 1: That is so good.
19:07
Speaker 2: My brain was so close. I knew it was an
19:10
Speaker 2: O from the start. I was like, Ozark, Omnicron. Okay,
19:13
Speaker 2: so outside of.
19:14
Speaker 1: Jonas Brothers, outside of the Hansons, there's.
19:16
Speaker 2: The Bee Gees. Was Omnicron a version of COVID?
19:18
Speaker 1: Oh, you looked at it? You Googled it?
19:21
Speaker 2: It's so much more fun when you're trying to do.
19:23
Speaker 1: It on your brain. I said Jackson 5 and I
19:24
Speaker 1: blacked out.
19:25
Speaker 2: I couldn't figure out anything else.
19:27
Speaker 1: So the only other ones that I see on here
19:28
Speaker 1: are Bee Gees and the Iskipi Brothers. Oh, the Bee Gees.
19:31
Speaker 1: How did I forget the Brothers Gibb? Liam and Noel Gallagher.
19:38
Speaker 2: Gallagher, Oasis.
19:39
Speaker 1: There you go.
19:40
Speaker 2: They're back. All right, well, that's brother's talk. What else
19:44
Speaker 2: Now you texted me all this hype.
19:49
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
19:51
Speaker 3: Okay.
19:52
Speaker 1: So thank you so much for bringing this up because
19:54
Speaker 1: I texted Amy. She often makes fun of my obsession
19:57
Speaker 1: for Real Housewives. And I told her, I was like,
19:59
Speaker 1: you know what, Amy, you are not far removed from
20:02
Speaker 1: the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City this week in
20:04
Speaker 1: particular because Because they are in your hometown.
20:07
Speaker 2: I should watch this. So they went to San Francisco.
20:09
Speaker 1: They went to San Francisco. They stayed at the Beacon Hotel.
20:12
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that means.
20:13
Speaker 2: Something to you. Can you just send me like the,
20:15
Speaker 2: like what episode number? Yes.
20:17
Speaker 1: Do you know what the Beacon Hotel is?
20:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm not a member of this club if
20:21
Speaker 2: it was the Amador Club.
20:23
Speaker 1: It was.
20:24
Speaker 2: It was.
20:24
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
20:25
Speaker 2: I looked it up.
20:26
Speaker 1: I went back to the episode and saw it.
20:28
Speaker 2: I'm a member of the Battery. Battery.
20:30
Speaker 1: And I flubbed that.
20:34
Speaker 2: I don't know the rules that if you're allowed to publicly,
20:36
Speaker 2: there's certain clubs you're not allowed to be like, I'm
20:38
Speaker 2: a member of.
20:39
Speaker 1: Do you know what the Amador Club is?
20:43
Speaker 2: I do not.
20:43
Speaker 3: It's in that Bank of Italy building because that's what
20:47
Speaker 3: I went back to. I went back to the episode
20:49
Speaker 3: and saw it and I was like, I don't.
20:51
Speaker 2: And I weirdly, I'm not that familiar with the Beacon
20:54
Speaker 2: Hotel either.
20:55
Speaker 1: It's by Union Square.
20:56
Speaker 2: Yeah.
20:57
Speaker 1: That's probably why you're not familiar with it.
20:58
Speaker 2: That's not where the cool kids are staying right now.
21:01
Speaker 1: Yeah.
21:01
Speaker 3: And then they go to China Live in the next episode.
21:06
Speaker 3: China Live in Chinatown. And I've been to that restaurant.
21:09
Speaker 2: There is a great restaurant in Chinatown that is one
21:12
Speaker 2: of the best restaurants. China Live? No, it's called RNG
21:17
Speaker 2: or R & D. Somebody look that up. RNG kitchen,
21:21
Speaker 2: R & D.
21:21
Speaker 1: No, it's called R & D. R & D kitchen.
21:25
Speaker 2: No, no, that's on Montana. I'm blurring it. It has
21:28
Speaker 2: two letters. Somebody Google RNG Chinese food, San Francisco and
21:34
Speaker 2: see what comes up because it'll get close enough.
21:36
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, RNG lounge.
21:37
Speaker 2: RNG lounge. That's a great place. If you're in Chinatown
21:42
Speaker 2: and go to the fortune cookie where they like make
21:44
Speaker 2: your own fortune cookies, you can walk. I can walk
21:47
Speaker 2: to that from my dad's house.
21:48
Speaker 1: Yeah.
21:49
Speaker 2: I literally park at my dad's house and walk to Chinatown.
21:52
Speaker 1: Oh, nice. And to your dad's house. I love your
21:53
Speaker 1: dad's house. They went to, they went during St. Patrick's Day.
22:00
Speaker 1: And I know it's like kind of a bit, the
22:02
Speaker 1: Irish car bombs and all that kind of stuff is
22:03
Speaker 1: a big deal.
22:04
Speaker 2: In the old days, like when I was in college,
22:07
Speaker 2: we would go out to the city, San Francisco. It's
22:09
Speaker 2: called People just go, the city. We call it the city.
22:13
Speaker 2: It went off.
22:14
Speaker 1: Yeah.
22:16
Speaker 2: All the streets were shut down and you would just
22:18
Speaker 2: be like, cute boys everywhere. Let me tell you something
22:20
Speaker 2: about San Francisco right now. You know, everyone's like, San Francisco,
22:24
Speaker 2: it's disgusting. Remember that?
22:26
Speaker 1: It's all cleaned up. It is so popular.
22:30
Speaker 2: I went to dinner at Original Joe's, not the one
22:34
Speaker 2: that Adam Sandler goes to, the little Original Joe's, but
22:36
Speaker 2: I went to the original Original Joe's with friends.
22:39
Speaker 1: Is the original Joe in a, there's a park in
22:42
Speaker 1: the middle. Yep. That's the one I've been to. Okay.
22:45
Speaker 1: I've been to that one. Which one's that one?
22:46
Speaker 2: The town?
22:47
Speaker 1: The original?
22:47
Speaker 2: That's the original Joe's. Okay. I don't know. Cause I've
22:51
Speaker 2: never like spent a lot of time in New York,
22:54
Speaker 2: but in Los Angeles, like we don't have a, it's
22:56
Speaker 2: not like this in Los Angeles.
22:57
Speaker 1: Right.
22:59
Speaker 2: I couldn't get parking to save my life, which isn't
23:01
Speaker 2: like that extraordinary in San Francisco, but like, that's new. people, people, people,
23:10
Speaker 2: young people in the streets, having so much fun, going
23:13
Speaker 2: from this place to another.
23:15
Speaker 1: Bars are overflowing.
23:18
Speaker 2: The people are on, like, say it's a bar with
23:21
Speaker 2: like a sidewalk, they're flowing out of the bar. Literally
23:25
Speaker 2: to get from original Joe's to like the freeway, I
23:28
Speaker 2: just was like, there's so many people. There's so many
23:30
Speaker 2: people like just, you would have thought it was a
23:33
Speaker 2: new year's and it was just a Friday night.
23:36
Speaker 1: Yeah.
23:37
Speaker 2: Wow.
23:38
Speaker 1: I've spent a St. Patty's day in San Francisco and
23:42
Speaker 1: it was popping for sure. Popular.
23:46
Speaker 2: And then I went to this other thing.
23:47
Speaker 1: Oh, sorry. You go first. Just fun little tidbit. Bronwyn
23:50
Speaker 1: grew up in Danville, which I know is really close
23:52
Speaker 1: to you.
23:53
Speaker 2: Well, that's where I, you know, the good sandwich place.
23:56
Speaker 1: Yes. It's basically in Alamo.
23:59
Speaker 2: There's Danville chocolates. It's a boutique that every, like all
24:03
Speaker 2: the cool brands, expensive, but cool brands. Like that's where
24:07
Speaker 2: we're going for the Gilmore girls. There's like a Gilmore
24:09
Speaker 2: girls thing in Danville.
24:11
Speaker 1: And then Whitney grew up in San Ramon.
24:13
Speaker 2: So you know, San Ramon is like neighboring to Danville. Right.
24:16
Speaker 1: That's what she says. She says she spent six years there.
24:19
Speaker 2: Shelby that works for us grew up like Danville.
24:22
Speaker 1: Amazing. I love it.
24:24
Speaker 2: You should come on a trip to Danville. Said no
24:28
Speaker 2: one ever, but still.
24:29
Speaker 1: Trip to San Francisco and go to Original Joe's. I
24:32
Speaker 1: like that idea better.
24:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine. We'll go to the Little Original Joe's.
24:36
Speaker 2: We'll go one night to the R & G Lounge
24:38
Speaker 2: and we'll go one night, we'll do Italian at the
24:41
Speaker 2: Little Original Joe's so that we can then walk down
24:44
Speaker 2: Chestnut Street and Union Street and you can see all
24:46
Speaker 2: the 20-somethings. I love it.
24:48
Speaker 1: I love it.
24:48
Speaker 2: I'm so in. Out and about.
24:51
Speaker 1: Wow, I love it.
24:52
Speaker 2: Let me tell ya.
24:53
Speaker 1: So you should watch the episode.
24:54
Speaker 2: We should do like a San Francisco podcast. Like, let's
24:56
Speaker 2: do our own The Real Housewives of San Francisco.
24:59
Speaker 1: I'm surprised they don't have that.
25:01
Speaker 2: Me too.
25:02
Speaker 1: Like Real Housewives of Marin. They're missing out.
25:05
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people would say no.
25:08
Speaker 1: I mean, you would think that about Beverly Hills and
25:11
Speaker 1: look at the show about Beverly Hills.
25:12
Speaker 2: True, true, true.
25:13
Speaker 1: You know?
25:14
Speaker 2: We should ask Andy Cohen. Otherwise, we'll call it... We
25:18
Speaker 2: can't say Real Housewives. We need to get a new name.
25:22
Speaker 1: What's the double lives of suburban wives?
25:24
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. What would we call it?
25:27
Speaker 1: Mormon wives. San Francisco wives. Let's workshop this.
25:29
Speaker 2: We're going to need to workshop this.
25:31
Speaker 1: San Francisco wives.
25:32
Speaker 2: I wear a Patagonia, but I'm cool on the inside.
25:36
Speaker 2: We're not that fashionable up here. Not like LA.
25:38
Speaker 1: Yes, you guys are.
25:39
Speaker 2: I mean, today I'm not.
25:41
Speaker 1: Look at what I'm wearing. But do you see what
25:44
Speaker 1: I'm wearing? I'm wearing sweats.
25:45
Speaker 2: I'm wearing a shirt. What does it say? What does
25:47
Speaker 2: it say?
25:48
Speaker 1: This is my vacation shirt. I can't see it.
25:50
Speaker 2: Does it say this is my vacation shirt? Yes. Things
26:03
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about. Let me rattle them off.
26:05
Speaker 1: Christina Pike.
26:06
Speaker 2: Kristen Pike. I don't even know what to say. I
26:09
Speaker 2: don't want to talk about Cornell. It's just too awful.
26:15
Speaker 2: I do want to talk a lot about Caleb Flynn,
26:17
Speaker 2: but I think it's not appropriate for me to talk
26:18
Speaker 2: about because it's so... I told you. I told you
26:21
Speaker 2: on a different show. I've been watching it so much
26:25
Speaker 2: that I thought I was watching a drama. I want
26:27
Speaker 2: to talk about things I... Oh, I'm... Did anybody else
26:31
Speaker 2: watch In the Line of Fire?
26:33
Speaker 1: No, I haven't. It's on my list.
26:35
Speaker 2: Hey, please catch up because I will.
26:38
Speaker 2: Not say anymore until we've all watched a couple episodes.
26:41
Speaker 2: What else is everybody watching?
26:42
Speaker 1: You texted us skunks. What do we know about skunks? Wait,
26:46
Speaker 1: tell me your story. I'll tell you mine. I hate them.
26:48
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, Jackie. So the other night, because you
26:52
Speaker 2: know I go to bed at two. I got two
26:54
Speaker 2: problems right now. I go to bed at two and
26:57
Speaker 2: I sleep with the window open because it gets so
26:59
Speaker 2: hot and I need fresh air and the fan, the
27:02
Speaker 2: whole mess, right? You have AC. Yes, but I also
27:05
Speaker 2: need fresh air. So I'm the person that has the
27:07
Speaker 2: window open and the AC on.
27:09
Speaker 1: Stop it.
27:12
Speaker 2: Sometimes I laugh because I'm cooling out the outside.
27:15
Speaker 1: Oh my God.
27:15
Speaker 2: And all of a sudden 2 a.m. I don't, it
27:21
Speaker 2: hit me like a ton of bricks. The smell was
27:28
Speaker 2: so bad that I thought I was going to have
27:30
Speaker 2: to sleep in the other room. It, it's like, it,
27:33
Speaker 2: burns into your.
27:36
Speaker 3: Body oh my gosh we have one that used to
27:39
Speaker 3: go under our house that there was an opening and
27:42
Speaker 3: so he would go under when it would rain and
27:45
Speaker 3: we would hear him like going into the little gate
27:47
Speaker 3: so we had them we had a handyman come and
27:49
Speaker 3: and and it's a little square opening that goes under
27:52
Speaker 3: our house and we had him come and and do
27:55
Speaker 3: that and then now i think he comes and because
27:57
Speaker 3: he's familiar with that and he sprays and he's.
27:59
Speaker 2: Geniuses they're geniuses because They know to come back. Now,
28:03
Speaker 2: weird thing. As some people know, my mom lives 1,000
28:06
Speaker 2: steps from my house. It literally takes 1,000 steps from
28:09
Speaker 2: my house to get to her house. I say to her, dang,
28:12
Speaker 2: I had a skunk issue at 2 a.m. So did she.
28:16
Speaker 1: How?
28:17
Speaker 2: They all know to hit that at 2 a.m. Or
28:20
Speaker 2: if this one skunk is making tracks. I'm not sure.
28:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, one skunk is making the track, dude. I have
28:26
Speaker 1: to like get out and shoo him out. Like, and
28:29
Speaker 1: I see him. Yeah. That probably makes them spray. Don't
28:32
Speaker 1: do that.
28:33
Speaker 2: I know. Don't do that.
28:33
Speaker 1: Leave them alone.
28:34
Speaker 2: Somebody I know almost had to go to the hospital
28:36
Speaker 2: because the smell is like so bad. You don't know
28:38
Speaker 2: what to do with yourself.
28:39
Speaker 1: Okay.
28:41
Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
28:41
Speaker 1: That's horrible. No, no.
28:42
Speaker 2: Like it got sprayed.
28:44
Speaker 1: That someone is Amy.
28:45
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. It was, I won't name who, but
28:49
Speaker 2: it's someone that used to work for us as a
28:51
Speaker 2: mom and dad.
28:52
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
28:53
Speaker 2: So anyway, I also have the rat. Did you guys
28:56
Speaker 2: see the mouse in the Dunkin' Donuts case? Was that
29:00
Speaker 2: AI or was that? Is that real?
29:02
Speaker 1: I think it was real.
29:03
Speaker 2: He was like hiding out. He's like, it's ratatouille. No,
29:07
Speaker 2: I've got a rat and it, we get rid of it.
29:11
Speaker 2: And then it comes back. And when I say we
29:14
Speaker 2: get rid of it, I know we get rid of it.
29:18
Speaker 2: And yet another one figures it out. So how are
29:21
Speaker 2: they so smart? Here's my question. And I don't know
29:26
Speaker 2: the answer to this at night. Are there a million
29:30
Speaker 2: rats out there? Like the rats come out at night.
29:36
Speaker 2: The rat expert told me the rats go out around
29:40
Speaker 2: 1 a.m. and come home around 6 a.m. Because they
29:44
Speaker 2: know it's quiet. And so they know that there's nobody bothering.
29:47
Speaker 2: My entire backyard is hedging. Oh, no, no.
29:51
Speaker 1: There's just rats all the time.
29:53
Speaker 2: You know that if you have IV, you got to
29:54
Speaker 2: get rid of it.
29:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't bother me. They don't bother me.
29:57
Speaker 2: What do you mean they don't bother you?
29:59
Speaker 1: Rats. raccoons possums you are welcomed.
30:02
Speaker 2: At my house tell me call me when you get
30:04
Speaker 2: one in your wall call me when one's in your
30:06
Speaker 2: wall i'll.
30:07
Speaker 1: Invite a skunk you can hang out just don't smelly.
30:10
Speaker 2: And you know who are mean they're mean i love
30:12
Speaker 2: them but they're mean raccoons.
30:14
Speaker 1: Oh yeah reckons are very mean very mean i haven't
30:17
Speaker 1: had a raccoon here before.
30:20
Speaker 3: But i saw air sanitizer amy by the way lysol
30:23
Speaker 3: air sanitizer That's what I use.
30:26
Speaker 2: I don't like those chemicals though.
30:28
Speaker 1: I know. Amy doesn't do candles. So just stay with it.
30:30
Speaker 2: I don't do anything that smells. I don't do, I
30:32
Speaker 2: do only battery candles. I can't do fragrance. So like
30:37
Speaker 2: when I get makeup, I have to make sure it's
30:38
Speaker 2: like fragrance free.
30:39
Speaker 1: Oh my God. Very similar to someone on our team.
30:44
Speaker 2: Somebody else's fragrance free. Yeah. You don't want to name them?
30:49
Speaker 1: No, because it's one of our hopes. Name them.
30:51
Speaker 2: Name them. Oh, somebody else hates fragrance?
30:53
Speaker 1: Oh my God. She's very, very.
30:55
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Well, guess what? I don't do fragrance either.
30:58
Speaker 2: So we are aligned. And I have this one Bobby Brown.
31:03
Speaker 2: I do want to talk about that. I don't want
31:05
Speaker 2: to talk about it, but that Molly Sims, Bobby Brown
31:07
Speaker 2: thing was just like weird.
31:08
Speaker 1: She corrected it though. She corrected though.
31:11
Speaker 2: I think the weird part was on Molly Sims. Bobby
31:15
Speaker 2: Brown corrected it, but I think Molly Sims kind of overreacted,
31:18
Speaker 2: but whatever. Bless them.
31:20
Speaker 1: Bobby Brown corrected it.
31:20
Speaker 2: Your blush is coming. I have a Bobby Brown blush,
31:23
Speaker 2: but it does have a fragrance and I don't want
31:25
Speaker 2: to get rid of it. I'm going to patch test
31:27
Speaker 2: it again and see if I can handle it. Is
31:32
Speaker 2: the plague coming?
31:34
Speaker 1: What is this plague? Where is this idea? Is this
31:36
Speaker 1: the one where the scientist died from it?
31:40
Speaker 2: In a plague factory. I literally think the news said,
31:43
Speaker 2: He worked in a plague factory. And I was like,
31:45
Speaker 2: why do we have that?
31:47
Speaker 1: I'm assuming it's to be proactive with vaccines or something
31:51
Speaker 1: like that.
31:52
Speaker 2: Something, but it was some sort of rogue plague, I guess.
31:54
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if it's coming our way, right?
31:58
Speaker 2: I saw a couple of doctors like, I'm worried. Here's
32:01
Speaker 2: what I am feeling between the AI robots and the plague.
32:04
Speaker 2: I'm going to have to be, I'm a prepper. I know.
32:07
Speaker 1: Yeah.
32:08
Speaker 2: Did you watch The Last of Us? Jackie, did you
32:10
Speaker 2: watch The Last of Us?
32:11
Speaker 1: A little bit of it.
32:12
Speaker 2: Did you ever watch that amazing episode with Nick Offerman
32:15
Speaker 2: that he like won the Emmy for? With the other
32:17
Speaker 2: guy that's cool from The Lotus? The Lotus. Is it
32:20
Speaker 2: called that? The White Lotus. The Lotus.
32:21
Speaker 1: No. I don't think I saw that episode.
32:24
Speaker 2: I saw the one where- This guy was a full-fledged prepper,
32:27
Speaker 2: Nick Offerman.
32:28
Speaker 1: He ends up- Oh, I remember. Yes, yes. This is
32:30
Speaker 1: all coming back to me.
32:31
Speaker 2: And the level of prepperness.
32:33
Speaker 3: Yes.
32:34
Speaker 2: He literally beat the zombie apocalypse.
32:37
Speaker 1: He beat it.
32:38
Speaker 2: He was having steak, potatoes, veggies. He grew a garden.
32:43
Speaker 2: He figured out how to block off the whole town.
32:45
Speaker 2: And he and the husband just lived there so happy
32:49
Speaker 2: until they died, but still- It made me really want
32:54
Speaker 2: to be a prep. And they did not die from
32:55
Speaker 2: the zombies. The zombies did not get them. They died
32:58
Speaker 2: because the husband got some sort of disease and Nick
33:00
Speaker 2: Offerman didn't want to live without him.
33:02
Speaker 1: So they both died together. Can I ask you a question?
33:05
Speaker 2: Immediately, of course.
33:06
Speaker 1: Okay. Because this is my problem with being a prepper.
33:11
Speaker 1: I know myself. I know I can prep and I
33:14
Speaker 1: know I can do that. But if shit were to
33:16
Speaker 1: really hit the fan and I would have to use
33:19
Speaker 1: these prepping supplies and survive. Yep. I won't be the
33:22
Speaker 1: strongest person to survive. Like, I just already know I
33:26
Speaker 1: got two days in me.
33:29
Speaker 2: Okay.
33:30
Speaker 1: Does this make sense?
33:32
Speaker 2: You're saying like, I don't want to live like this.
33:34
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
33:35
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I give up. Like, I don't, I
33:37
Speaker 1: don't know.
33:38
Speaker 2: Not me. I am ready. I don't want it. I
33:43
Speaker 2: don't want it. But if I could get like, gather
33:46
Speaker 2: up the family, hopefully have like a hot boyfriend, get
33:50
Speaker 2: all the kids. I don't want any, I don't want
33:52
Speaker 2: to be sad. I want to get everybody together. Some friends,
33:56
Speaker 2: a nice community of preppers. I can, I know that
34:01
Speaker 2: I can get those zombies. I am just going to
34:03
Speaker 2: get it in the eyeball.
34:04
Speaker 1: This is my thing. And you know how you're supposed
34:07
Speaker 1: to like with your family members, whatever, like you, you before,
34:11
Speaker 1: you know, right now, like I know if a disaster
34:14
Speaker 1: were to happen, here's where we go. We are meeting here.
34:17
Speaker 1: And we are meeting at my uncle's house.
34:19
Speaker 2: Okay, because I was going to say, your house is
34:21
Speaker 2: a little small.
34:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, very small. Meeting at my uncle's house, who lives
34:25
Speaker 1: 20 minutes away from us. Not even, 15 minutes away.
34:28
Speaker 1: We can walk there.
34:29
Speaker 2: If you had to.
34:30
Speaker 1: But we can do it.
34:31
Speaker 2: Yeah.
34:32
Speaker 1: He is the guy. He's ready.
34:34
Speaker 2: He's the guy.
34:36
Speaker 1: So like for me, I know if something were to happen,
34:39
Speaker 1: I go help the person that's going to help me.
34:41
Speaker 1: Like I would be like.
34:42
Speaker 2: Your support staff for the leader.
34:44
Speaker 1: Yep. Hey, Theo Caesar, what do I do?
34:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:47
Speaker 1: You need me to cut this vegetable?
34:48
Speaker 2: Got it. You know what's weird? I can't do the cooking,
34:52
Speaker 2: but I can do the, I can get those zombies.
34:55
Speaker 2: I've watched hundreds and hundreds of episodes of Walking Dead.
34:59
Speaker 2: I can just.
35:01
Speaker 1: So this is my point. is I will not be
35:04
Speaker 1: the person that preps, but I will find the person
35:06
Speaker 1: that preps and I will be their best freaking employee.
35:10
Speaker 1: And I will work hard to do all the things
35:13
Speaker 1: they need me to do. So I feel that way too.
35:15
Speaker 1: And they have to feed me.
35:16
Speaker 2: I want to have people in on my expertise. You're
35:20
Speaker 2: going to need gas.
35:22
Speaker 1: I know.
35:22
Speaker 2: Because they need vehicles. The fact like, yes, later in
35:27
Speaker 2: The Walking Dead, they just had to get horses. But still,
35:30
Speaker 2: in the beginning... You need gas. So, you know, I
35:33
Speaker 2: never let my cars, I used to do half a
35:34
Speaker 2: tank and now I don't let them go below three quarters.
35:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, my husband's the same way.
35:40
Speaker 2: Two cars, fully gassed, ready to rock. We need knives. Knives. Now,
35:47
Speaker 2: I am not a gun person. I do not like guns.
35:50
Speaker 2: I do not have a gun. I hate guns unless
35:54
Speaker 2: it's the zombie apocalypse. They are so essential in the
35:58
Speaker 2: zombie apocalypse. It's insane. Let me tell you what else
36:01
Speaker 2: you need.
36:02
Speaker 1: Water, water, water, water.
36:06
Speaker 2: I don't know if we should be digging wells, but
36:09
Speaker 2: we need water and we need canned goods.
36:13
Speaker 3: Well, how would you even store the water though? Because
36:14
Speaker 3: people say not to do it in the plastic, you know,
36:16
Speaker 3: you're just going to get it.
36:17
Speaker 1: Okay, guess what?
36:18
Speaker 2: At that point, we're not going to worry about having
36:20
Speaker 2: a credit card amount of plastic in our brain. We're
36:23
Speaker 2: going to sacrifice that and we're going with the plastic, right?
36:26
Speaker 2: I don't think we all can be just like, We
36:28
Speaker 2: can't be running through a zombie field with glass bottles.
36:34
Speaker 1: Like, it's just like at that point, I'm like, I'm
36:37
Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm not going to drink that plastic water
36:39
Speaker 1: when I haven't had a sip of water in five years.
36:42
Speaker 2: I will also say, and this I learned from fear
36:44
Speaker 2: of the walking dead. There's bad people out there. Make
36:47
Speaker 2: sure you get the, full pop when you open your
36:50
Speaker 2: water bottle. Cause one crazy lady on fear, the walking
36:52
Speaker 2: dead put antifreeze into the water. I didn't even know
36:56
Speaker 2: what antifreeze was. They cured it with beer, which I
36:59
Speaker 2: also don't even know if that works. I'm just giving
37:01
Speaker 2: you the walking dead episode, but we need water. We
37:04
Speaker 2: need gas. We need knives. We need food. We need
37:09
Speaker 2: a fortress. You're going to need a fortress, but that's
37:12
Speaker 2: harder like paradise.
37:14
Speaker 1: You know what I will say is like today, this morning,
37:17
Speaker 1: I got gas and I felt in my car. And
37:18
Speaker 1: when I left the gas station, I was like, I'm ready.
37:21
Speaker 2: I'm ready.
37:26
Speaker 1: Oh my God. I literally have that thought. I'm like,
37:29
Speaker 1: I got a full tank of gas.
37:30
Speaker 2: You're like, I can get out of here and get
37:33
Speaker 2: a whole 300 miles.
37:33
Speaker 1: Yes.
37:35
Speaker 2: Yeah. What would be great is if I actually could
37:38
Speaker 2: have a car that could tow another car. So when
37:40
Speaker 2: the car ran out of gas, then you jump into
37:41
Speaker 2: the next car and you could go 600 miles. But
37:44
Speaker 2: I think, because I don't know how much gas a
37:46
Speaker 2: person could actually store. Seems sloshy and dangerous.
37:49
Speaker 1: And then also, you know that there's those people that
37:53
Speaker 1: are going to be stealing gas from cars.
37:55
Speaker 2: You know, the old siphon where you suck the mouth
37:57
Speaker 2: and you're like, are those people getting gas in their mouths?
38:00
Speaker 2: And how do they all know how to do that?
38:01
Speaker 2: My other thing about gas is, have you ever had
38:03
Speaker 2: to get, back in the olden days, we would run
38:06
Speaker 2: out of gas. You had to fill up the red
38:08
Speaker 2: thing and take it to your car and pour it in. Sloshy, messy,
38:13
Speaker 2: the sloshiest, heaviest, messiest. So just storing gas is not easy,
38:17
Speaker 2: but I don't know. I do have a lot of
38:21
Speaker 2: gas stations in my town. So maybe I could like
38:23
Speaker 2: petition the towns to figure out how we could get
38:25
Speaker 2: the gas out when the zombies come. Like, Hey, look,
38:30
Speaker 2: I understand this is all electrical and all that, but
38:32
Speaker 2: let's have a feel safe that when the zombies start
38:35
Speaker 2: to come in, that we know how to press a
38:37
Speaker 2: couple of buttons or your crank, maybe a crank and
38:40
Speaker 2: we get the gas out.
38:41
Speaker 1: It's so funny that you're concerned about zombies. Cause for me,
38:45
Speaker 1: I am more concerned about one day, the power just
38:49
Speaker 1: going out and we just don't have power across the
38:52
Speaker 1: entire United States of America. Just bloop. That is, I'm
38:56
Speaker 1: worried about that. And then the second- Do you.
38:59
Speaker 2: Have any generators?
39:00
Speaker 1: We have one.
39:01
Speaker 2: We have a very small generator.
39:03
Speaker 1: And I encourage people to give those as Christmas gifts.
39:05
Speaker 2: We need like a prepper expert that could totally talk
39:10
Speaker 2: about prepping. Because here's my thing. Luckily, we live in California.
39:13
Speaker 2: I'm never that hot and I'm never that cold. I
39:16
Speaker 2: am in my champagne problems. But like in actuality- I
39:22
Speaker 2: actually don't need heat and I actually don't need air conditioning.
39:25
Speaker 2: So that's, I'm not in the snow. I have matches
39:29
Speaker 2: so I could make a fire. and make my soup
39:33
Speaker 2: I need to know from a prepper how long can
39:35
Speaker 2: we go without power is it forever.
39:39
Speaker 1: Well you look at paradise and just power went away
39:42
Speaker 1: so like.
39:42
Speaker 2: What happens they have power in the thing you're talking
39:47
Speaker 2: about Shailene Shailene yeah.
39:51
Speaker 1: Is this our best episode ever? I don't even know.
39:56
Speaker 2: I don't even know. Can somebody see if there's a
40:00
Speaker 2: prepper that can like talk to us?
40:02
Speaker 1: Jackie, it seems like a job for you. Yeah, I
40:04
Speaker 1: can research. This looks like a job for me.
40:07
Speaker 2: Do you know that song? This looks like a job
40:09
Speaker 2: for me. How does that go?
40:11
Speaker 1: It's Eminem.
40:12
Speaker 2: This looks like a job for me.
40:15
Speaker 1: Everybody follow me. Can I tell you another really big
40:17
Speaker 1: fear I have?
40:19
Speaker 2: Let it out. I see you wanting to tell us.
40:21
Speaker 1: Yes. Survival expert. My second biggest fear, and I have
40:25
Speaker 1: a really good friend that works for Waymo, and I
40:27
Speaker 1: talk to her about this all the time.
40:29
Speaker 2: Do Waymos go crazy?
40:31
Speaker 1: Every intellectual car, meaning the Teslas and the Waymos and
40:36
Speaker 1: all those that are computer-generated, just one day get hacked,
40:40
Speaker 1: and they go rogue, like iRobot.
40:42
Speaker 2: Well, haven't you ever seen the movies where- Cause havoc. Yeah,
40:46
Speaker 2: but correct. Correct. Haven't you ever seen the movie where
40:49
Speaker 2: they change the signals, you know, the red light signals
40:53
Speaker 2: and cars are crashing, crashing, crashing.
40:55
Speaker 1: That scares me. Yeah, we ought to go live in
40:58
Speaker 1: like a farm.
41:00
Speaker 2: Bear Grylls.
41:01
Speaker 1: Bear Grylls tops.
41:02
Speaker 2: Bear Grylls. He would make it. He would make it.
41:05
Speaker 1: He's not the prepper.
41:07
Speaker 2: We need like a prepper, but do you guys have gardens?
41:10
Speaker 2: I feel like we all should be making gardens. Yeah,
41:12
Speaker 2: I have gardens. Can I have my blueberries again? How
41:15
Speaker 2: much to the end?
41:17
Speaker 1: I don't have a garden. Oh my God, you guys.
41:19
Speaker 2: This looks like a good job for me. I don't
41:21
Speaker 2: know who everybody is.
41:21
Speaker 1: Just follow me. I'm not surviving on my own. I
41:25
Speaker 1: am latching on to the one best prepper in Los Angeles.
41:28
Speaker 2: Oh, you got your uncle.
41:30
Speaker 1: And I'm globbing on to him and doing anything he
41:32
Speaker 1: tells me to do so that I'm indispensable as a
41:34
Speaker 1: hard worker.
41:35
Speaker 2: I mean, I think I could do it. I do.
41:41
Speaker 2: I'm not fully prepared. That's why I need the prepper
41:43
Speaker 2: to tell me like, You know, people like underground bunkers.
41:47
Speaker 1: I can't do that. I'm too claustrophobic.
41:48
Speaker 2: I need to be able to have air.
41:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a panic room.
41:51
Speaker 2: If the air goes, I think that's it for me.
41:53
Speaker 3: A lot of people in Midwest have those underground ones
41:55
Speaker 3: because of the tornadoes.
41:56
Speaker 2: So yeah, I get real claustro in those. I've never
42:00
Speaker 2: been in one, but I just know.
42:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. I know. Yeah.
42:05
Speaker 2: If the air is okay, I think I'm going to be,
42:08
Speaker 2: I can get, I can, I could, I think I
42:10
Speaker 2: could kill zombies.
42:11
Speaker 1: Two at a time.
42:12
Speaker 3: I just want to make this a clip.
42:16
Speaker 2: My hair, you can't because this half of my hair
42:19
Speaker 2: is not blow dried and this half is. But I do.
42:22
Speaker 2: I watch so many Walking Deads that I'm like, go, go.
42:25
Speaker 1: How do you not dream of it?
42:26
Speaker 3: Because when I was watching Ghost Whisperer, I would dream
42:29
Speaker 3: of ghosts.
42:30
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't.
42:31
Speaker 3: I don't.
42:32
Speaker 2: I don't.
42:32
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
42:33
Speaker 2: Because I'm ready. I'm ready. Ready.
42:36
Speaker 1: Should we end this podcast and doomsday prep it away?
42:41
Speaker 2: We should talk about something really happy just for a second. Okay.
42:45
Speaker 2: I'm still knee deep into Reacher. I haven't watched Neely yet,
42:47
Speaker 2: but I want to. What is everybody watching?
42:49
Speaker 1: Just say that. Housewives. There's so many right now and
42:52
Speaker 1: it's like really consuming me. It's really hard to keep
42:54
Speaker 1: up right now. I started my One Tree Hill rewatch.
43:00
Speaker 2: Oh. Aggressive.
43:01
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just finished season one. Oh my God. Have
43:05
Speaker 1: you rewatched it before? Yes.
43:07
Speaker 2: So this is round three?
43:09
Speaker 1: Maybe round two or three, yes. Wow. Just because they
43:14
Speaker 1: all reunited like mid-September.
43:15
Speaker 3: And I kept seeing it on social media because they
43:18
Speaker 3: have their annual One Tree Hill thing.
43:20
Speaker 1: And so I... Every year. Yeah. Yeah, so... It was
43:25
Speaker 1: on my mind. I was like, you know what? Let
43:26
Speaker 1: me watch this.
43:26
Speaker 2: And it's really good. For me, it's time for spooky.
43:30
Speaker 2: I'm going to start re-watching all the horror movies. Friday
43:32
Speaker 2: the 13th, I'm on Elm Street.
43:35
Speaker 1: You got me at Hocus Pocus. That's all I got
43:37
Speaker 1: for Halloween.
43:37
Speaker 2: What did you do? Nightmare Before Christmas?
43:40
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes.
43:41
Speaker 2: Do you consider that a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?
43:43
Speaker 1: I don't know. My toddler likes it all year round.
43:45
Speaker 1: Can I tell you the best Christmas movie, guys? The Holiday.
43:49
Speaker 1: The Family Stone. A Very Jonas Christmas. I'm telling you,
43:53
Speaker 1: it's so good.
43:54
Speaker 2: And also Olaf's very Christmassy Christmas or whatever that was.
43:57
Speaker 2: Olaf's Frozen Christmas.
43:59
Speaker 1: I need to watch that. I haven't seen it.
44:00
Speaker 2: 15 minutes, your kids are going to become obsessed. There's
44:03
Speaker 2: a new joke every time. Every time. Watch it and
44:07
Speaker 2: get back to me right away. I will.
44:09
Speaker 1: It's so good. So good.
44:11
Speaker 2: I think it's called Olaf's Frozen Christmas.
44:15
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll watch it.
44:16
Speaker 2: I'm jonesing for Frozen 3. Me too.
44:18
Speaker 1: Me too. I think there is going to be one.
44:20
Speaker 2: It's going to be like years, but yeah, I'm ready. Yeah. Well,
44:24
Speaker 2: we've gone on 10 minutes too long. Talk to you
44:25
Speaker 2: guys later. Bye-bye. I think that was our best show ever.