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- 0:00I want you to close your eyes for a second.
- 0:01I want you to imagine a destination, but don't imagine a
- 0:06hotel lobby or a pool. Not just yet.
- 0:08I want you to picture silence. Like absolute, ringing silence.
- 0:13You're standing in a landscape that looks less like Earth and
- 0:16more, I don't know, like a set from The Martian or Dune.
- 0:19Right, I can see. It it's vast, it's red.
- 0:21There are these towering sandstone pillars just rising
- 0:25out of the sand, all jagged and carved by the wind over millions
- 0:29of years. And the sky is that piercing
- 0:31high altitude blue. It feels ancient.
- 0:34It feels completely. Untouched, like you're the first
- 0:37person there. Exactly like you're the first
- 0:39person to ever set foot there. That is the dream, right?
- 0:42That is the the Instagram version.
- 0:44That's the breathless architectural rendering come to
- 0:46life. That's it.
- 0:46That is the screensaver, that's the hook.
- 0:49But now, OK, I want you to keep your eyes closed, but just pan
- 0:51the camera in your mind. Maybe 10° to the left.
- 0:54OK, just add that perfect frame. There is a waiter in a pristine
- 0:58uniform holding a tray, and on it is a cold towel scented with,
- 1:04I don't know, lavender and bergamot.
- 1:06Huh. Of course there is.
- 1:07And there's a private plunge pool reflecting those ancient
- 1:10rocks. And then you look down at the
- 1:13bill in your hand and you realize that the silence, this
- 1:16feeling of being the only person on Mars, is costing you about
- 1:193000 U.S. dollars. A night.
- 1:22A night. And that right there is the
- 1:25tension we are going to be living in for the next hour.
- 1:27It really is we're. Exploring a place that is, I
- 1:30think, arguably the most ambitious and maybe the most
- 1:34confusing tourism project on the planet right now.
- 1:37We are talking about a ula in Saudi Arabia.
- 1:39But we aren't just, you know, reviewing a travel destination.
- 1:42We're not just here to say, go here, eat this.
- 1:44No, no. We're looking at this bigger
- 1:46emerging concept of Red Sea ancient resorts.
- 1:49It's this fascinating, kind of wild mix of deep, deep history,
- 1:53extreme luxury, and, well, what happens when a country decides
- 1:57to pivot its entire global identity in the span of like,
- 2:01five years? It raises such a fundamental
- 2:03question, one that just hovered over every single page of the
- 2:06research we did for this. Is this destination a real
- 2:10place? I mean a place that you can
- 2:11actually visit, navigate and sort of understand.
- 2:15Is it something else? Or is it, as our source material
- 2:18hints, a mirage? Is it just this beautiful
- 2:21shimmering image that's been constructed for the ultra
- 2:24wealthy that just dissolves if you try to get too close or try
- 2:28to touch it? And to help us answer that, we
- 2:30have a really, really interesting set of source
- 2:32materials for this deep dive. We're analyzing a travel guide
- 2:36that features 2 very distinct, very loud voices.
- 2:39Voices. First up, we have Phil.
- 2:42Phil. Phil is the cynic.
- 2:44He's the guy who checks the plumbing.
- 2:46He is obsessed with logistics, with budgets, with the gritty
- 2:49reality of getting from point A to point B.
- 2:52We all need to fill in our lives, you know he's the voice
- 2:55of reason. Or at least the voice of the
- 2:57bank account. Definitely the voice of the
- 2:58wallet. If Phil sees a beautiful sunset,
- 3:01he's the one asking how much the parking cost to see it.
- 3:04And then we have HH is the optimist.
- 3:06She's there for the culture, the vibe, the the spiritual
- 3:11connection to the history. She's the one who's willing to
- 3:14overlook a $20 latte because the light hitting the rocks is just
- 3:17so soul stirring. And what's so useful about
- 3:20having these two perspectives is that they help us triage the
- 3:23truth. Because when you look at a
- 3:25project this massive and this state funded, I mean, yeah, the
- 3:30marketing hype is deafening. It's everywhere.
- 3:33It's slick, it's everywhere. You need someone like H to tell
- 3:36you if the beauty's actually real, but you desperately need
- 3:39someone like Phil to tell you if you're going to, you know, go
- 3:42bankrupt or freeze to death trying to experience it.
- 3:44So our mission today really is to answer that ultimate
- 3:47question, is Anula the next Petra?
- 3:49Is it this new world wonder? Or is it just a sandbox for the
- 3:521%? We're going to unpack the cost,
- 3:54the safety realities and something our sources call the
- 3:56Pioneer tax, which I think is a concept everyone needs to know
- 3:59about. Absolutely, yeah.
- 4:01And to do that, we have to start by zooming way, way out, because
- 4:06you just can't understand it Ulo, without understanding the
- 4:08massive machine that is building it.
- 4:09Right, the big why now question. I mean, this place has been
- 4:12there for thousands of years. The tombs are 2000 years old.
- 4:15Why is it suddenly on every influencer's feed in, you know,
- 4:202024-2025? This is the physical
- 4:22manifestation of Vision 2030. OK, let's unpack that Vision
- 4:262030. It's a term we hear a lot in
- 4:28geopolitical news, right? Usually involves oil prices or
- 4:31diplomatic summits. But what does it actually mean
- 4:34for a traveler? Why should you, listening at
- 4:37home, care about a government policy document?
- 4:40Well, think about it like the existential anxiety of a nation.
- 4:44For decades, Saudi Arabia's entire economy was, for all
- 4:47intents and purposes, dependent on oil as a petrostate.
- 4:50But the leadership there knows. I mean, they're not naive.
- 4:53They know the oil age won't last forever.
- 4:55Whether it's because of climate change policies or peak oil
- 4:57demand, the clock it's ticking. Vision 2030 is the master plan
- 5:01to diversify the economy before that oil money runs out.
- 5:04And a huge, massive pillar of that plan is tourism.
- 5:08But they have a pretty big problem, don't they?
- 5:10They're basically starting from scratch.
- 5:11From zero. Exactly.
- 5:12They are so late to the party. I mean, look at their neighbors.
- 5:16Jordan has Petra. That's a global brand.
- 5:19Everybody knows the Treasury Building from Indiana Jones.
- 5:22Right. It's iconic.
- 5:23It's iconic. Egypt has the pyramids.
- 5:25I mean, these are Titans of tourism.
- 5:27Saudi Arabia is sitting on the exact same geology, the same
- 5:31history, the Nabataean civilization, the very same
- 5:34people who built Petra, but it's been closed off to the world for
- 5:39religious and cultural reasons for so long.
- 5:41So now they're playing catch up. A very very expensive game of
- 5:44catch up. They are pouring billions,
- 5:46little billions with a beat of dollars into infrastructure to
- 5:50pivot from basically 0 tourism to ultra luxury in about 5
- 5:54years. The speed of it is what's
- 5:55staggering, you know, you usually see destinations evolve
- 5:58organically over decades. Backpackers find a beach, then a
- 6:01little hostel opens. Yeah, then a boutique hotel.
- 6:03Then The Four Seasons shows up 20 years later.
- 6:05This is a. It's skipping all the middle
- 6:07steps. Precisely, they are trying to
- 6:09leapfrog the entire backpacker trailface.
- 6:13They don't want the college kids on a shoestring budget.
- 6:15They're aiming straight for the high net worth individual
- 6:18immediately. And that brings us to this
- 6:21concept of the Red Sea corridor. This was something in the
- 6:23sources that I found really interesting.
- 6:25It's not just about the desert, is it?
- 6:26It's a package deal they're selling.
- 6:28No, it's a strategy of retention, a strategy of
- 6:33containment almost. They know that a lot of
- 6:35travelers, especially coming from Europe or the US, they want
- 6:38a beach holiday. Sure.
- 6:39So they're building these Maldives style islands on the
- 6:42red seacoast. That's a Red Sea project over
- 6:44water villas, pristine coral reefs, the whole 9 yards.
- 6:49But here's the thing, you can get a beach in the Maldives, you
- 6:51can get a beach in the Caribbean, right?
- 6:53It's not unique. It's not unique to make Saudi
- 6:56Arabia a world class destination.
- 6:58You need a hook. You need something only you
- 7:00have. You need culture.
- 7:02So aulah is the hook. Aulah is the anchor, the idea,
- 7:07the grand plan, is to capture the traveler for a full
- 7:10itinerary. You fly in.
- 7:12You spend 3 nights in the high desert of Aulah soaking up the
- 7:15ancient history in that silence we talked about, and then you
- 7:18take a short flight or a drive over to the coast for four
- 7:21nights of luxury diving and spa treatments.
- 7:24It creates this corridor of luxury.
- 7:27The goal is to keep you and your wallet inside that Saudi
- 7:32ecosystem for your entire vacation.
- 7:34It's a closed loop. They want to keep you in their
- 7:36bubble. Exactly.
- 7:38And that leads directly to this tension between expectation and
- 7:41reality. The hype, as pushed by all the
- 7:43Vision 23 marketing, is ancient, untouched mystery.
- 7:47They want you to feel like you're an explorer discovering a
- 7:50lost civilization. But the reality, according to
- 7:52our source Phil, is that it's an active construction site with
- 7:54five star service. It's a resort bubble.
- 7:56That is the key phrase Phil uses again and again.
- 7:58You have to understand you're not visiting a country in the
- 8:02traditional sense, you are visiting a curated zone.
- 8:04So let's talk about what happens when you actually arrive in that
- 8:07zone, because the sources describe an experience that is
- 8:11well, it's not like landing at Heathrow or JFK.
- 8:13It's not even like landing in Dubai.
- 8:14Not at all. You fly into a ULI International
- 8:17Airport, showed ULH. The source describes it as
- 8:20sleek, small, almost boutique. It feels more like a private
- 8:24terminal. It's clearly designed to handle
- 8:27a very specific, very select type of clientele.
- 8:31You aren't going to see massive jumbo jets unloading thousands
- 8:34of packaged tourists here. And the first thing that hits
- 8:37you when you walk out isn't the noise of a taxi.
- 8:39Rank. It's the silence.
- 8:40And the cars. And the cars.
- 8:42This is a great detail from Phil.
- 8:44He mentioned that when you walk out of the terminal, you don't
- 8:46see that chaotic line of Yellow Cab or people shouting taxi
- 8:49taxi. You see a pristine, silent
- 8:51parade of white Land Cruisers and black Lexus SUV's.
- 8:55That paints a picture immediately.
- 8:57It sounds incredibly orderly, but also really expensive.
- 9:01It is. Phil makes the point that if you
- 9:03haven't prearranged your transfer with your hotel, you
- 9:05are basically in trouble. There is no Uber queue.
- 9:08There is no bus to hop on. You're either getting into one
- 9:11of those white SUV's or you are essentially nowhere.
- 9:14So you get in your high end SUV and you start the drive towards
- 9:17the Asher Valley where most of the big resorts are and looking
- 9:20out the window the landscape just changes.
- 9:24The source says it transforms from flat boring scrub into
- 9:27these massive sandstone pillars. Looks like Mars is the direct
- 9:32quote. That visual is key.
- 9:34But H our optimist source, she emphasizes something else about
- 9:37that dry She talks about the haunting silence.
- 9:40She mentioned that the silence is so deep, you forget about
- 9:42politics, you forget about the news, you forget about the noise
- 9:45of the world. It's an immediate decompression.
- 9:47That sounds incredible. I think we all crave that kind
- 9:50of disconnection. But there is a flip side to this
- 9:52beautiful isolation, isn't there?
- 9:54The sources describe the geography as feeling trapped.
- 9:57This is a crucial, crucial logistical insight.
- 10:00When you look at the photos on Instagram, you see a hotel room
- 10:03right next to a giant, amazing rock.
- 10:06So you assume, oh, I'll just walk out of my room and wander
- 10:09through the desert. Yeah, you think you can just go
- 10:11for a hike? Right.
- 10:12But Phil points out that nothing is close to anything else.
- 10:16The scale is massive. It's a 30 to 45 minute drive
- 10:20from the airport to the Eschar Valley.
- 10:22It's another 20 minutes between the Old Town and the main
- 10:24historical site, Hegra. So you aren't just strolling
- 10:28down the street to grab a coffee.
- 10:29There is no St. there is just desert and perfect paved roads
- 10:33connecting these luxury nodes. You are either in your resort,
- 10:37or you are in a car, or you are at a specific ticketed site.
- 10:40You are trapped in a painting, as age puts it poetically.
- 10:44A beautiful painting, but still trapped.
- 10:46It's beautiful, but you can't really interact with it freely.
- 10:49Phil corrects her phrasing to something a little more direct.
- 10:52Trapped in a resort? And once you arrive at that
- 10:54resort, the hospitality is intense.
- 10:57Aggressive hospitality. That was the phrase that stuck
- 10:59with me. Please don't cancel us vibes.
- 11:02I love that description. It feels so humid, so anxious.
- 11:06It really speaks to the anxiety of a new destination trying to
- 11:10justify his price tag. They know they have to prove
- 11:13themselves. They know they're charging a
- 11:15fortune. So the check in rituals are
- 11:17elaborate. Date, juice, coal, towels, Three
- 11:20different people welcoming you by name.
- 11:23And interestingly, Phil notes they don't immediately demand a
- 11:27credit card for incidentals. It's all about establishing a
- 11:30relationship of honored guest rather than customer at the very
- 11:34beginning. Which is a nice touch, I
- 11:35suppose, until you eventually do have to hand over that credit
- 11:38card. And this is where we really need
- 11:40to take a deep breath because wow, the numbers.
- 11:42This is the Ouch factor. We're calling this segment a
- 11:45financial deep dive, but to be honest, looking at these
- 11:47numbers, it feels more like a financial Cliff dive.
- 11:50Let's start with the expert analysis of the high band.
- 11:53If I want to stay in one of those places I see all over
- 11:56Instagram, the banyan tree, the habitas, the ones with the
- 11:59private pools reflecting the rocks, what am I actually
- 12:01looking at? You are looking at for many
- 12:03people, a mortgage payment for the high end properties like
- 12:08banyan tree or habitus. The source sites rates starting
- 12:12at around 1500. 1500 OK. Going up to 4000 U.S. dollars.
- 12:16A night. Night.
- 12:17That is staggering. I mean, that's more than the
- 12:20Maldives. That's more than most luxury
- 12:22suites in New York or Paris. And that's just the starting
- 12:25point in peak season, say December, January, it goes
- 12:29higher. And here's the real kicker,
- 12:32there is no real mid range. But Phil mentioned something
- 12:36about Airstreams. Surely staying in a trailer is
- 12:39cheaper? Yes, the Habitat Caravan.
- 12:41These are beautifully appointed Airstream trailers.
- 12:44And you know, in most parts of the world, sleeping in a trailer
- 12:46is the budget option. It's camping right here.
- 12:49It's 400 to $600 a night 6. $100.
- 12:52To sleep in a trailer. A very nice luxury trailer to be
- 12:55fair. Has air conditioning and a
- 12:57lovely bed. But yes.
- 12:59And if you're looking for a hostel or a budget hotel, a
- 13:02Holiday Inn, forget it. It's non existent.
- 13:06Phil is very, very clear on this point.
- 13:07He says backpacker budget $0.00 do not come.
- 13:12That is a harsh reality check. I mean, it completely excludes a
- 13:16huge demographic of travelers. It's designed to.
- 13:19What about? Food.
- 13:20I mean usually even in expensive cities like Tokyo or Geneva you
- 13:23can find a cheap shawarma or a convenience store sandwich
- 13:26somewhere. Not inside the resort bubble,
- 13:28you can't. Yeah.
- 13:29Phil breaks down the food costs in excruciating detail.
- 13:32A dinner and one of the top spots like Tama at Habitus or
- 13:36Mariah Social, which is run by Jason Atherton, a big name
- 13:39celebrity chef. That's going to be a minimum of
- 13:41$150.00 per head, OK. That's London or New York fine
- 13:44dining prices. It's high, but it's sort of
- 13:47expected for that level of luxury.
- 13:49It is, but then you look at the casual food.
- 13:52There's some cool looking food trucks near the Old Town.
- 13:54Phil notes that a burger and fries from one of those trucks
- 13:57will cost you 25 to 30, five U.S. dollars.
- 13:59Wait for a food truck burger that is airport pricing on
- 14:03steroids. It's captive market pricing.
- 14:05You're in the middle of the desert.
- 14:07You cannot just walk to a competitor down the street.
- 14:10You pay what they charge. Because the alternative as well?
- 14:14Eating the granola bars you brought from home.
- 14:16Which they did. Which they did, and a latte 6 to
- 14:20$8. So if we try to total this all
- 14:23up, Phil gives us some estimates on what an actual trip cost per
- 14:26day he. Does and they're eye watering a
- 14:29mid range couple and this is them trying to do it cheaply by
- 14:32staying in the airstreams and strictly watching.
- 14:34Every single dollar they spend is still looking at about $800 a
- 14:37day. A day, and that's the budget
- 14:39option. That's the budget option, the
- 14:40luxury traveller. You're easily looking at $3000 a
- 14:43day and it can go up from there. This brings us to a concept that
- 14:47Phil calls the Pioneer Tax, and I think this is a really
- 14:50important idea for our listeners to understand, especially if
- 14:53you're someone who likes to be an early adopter of travel
- 14:56trends. It's really the economic theory
- 14:59of early adoption applied to tourism.
- 15:02You are paying a premium to be somewhere before it gets ruined.
- 15:06You're paying for the exclusivity.
- 15:08You're paying for the bragging rights of being the first one in
- 15:10your friend group to post that photo from Hegra.
- 15:13But there's a trade off, isn't there?
- 15:14I mean, usually early adopters get a discount because things
- 15:17aren't quite finished yet. Here it seems like you pay a
- 15:20premium and things aren't finished.
- 15:22That's it. That's the paradox.
- 15:23Phil explains it as the difference between hard product
- 15:27and soft product. The hard product, the villas,
- 15:29the pools, the architecture, the views themselves is world class.
- 15:34It is spectacular, 10 out of 10, no question.
- 15:36But the soft product, the service be, the consistency, the
- 15:39training of the staff is still catching up.
- 15:41So you're paying Ritz Carlton prices, but you might get a
- 15:44waiter who forgets your water three times.
- 15:47Exactly, You are in effect funding their on the job
- 15:50training program. You're paying extra to be a beta
- 15:53tester for their entire tourism industry.
- 15:57The source is clear that the staff are incredibly
- 15:59enthusiastic. They're kind, they're eager to
- 16:02please. But they don't yet have that
- 16:05polished, almost telepathic service instinct that you'd find
- 16:08in a place like The Four Seasons in Paris, where they know what
- 16:11you want before you even ask for.
- 16:12It that is a tough pill to swallow when the bill comes at
- 16:15the end of a $4000 a night. But OK, let's say you have the
- 16:18money, you've paid the tax, you're there.
- 16:21How do you actually survive the trip?
- 16:22Because Phil calls a you a logistical minefield.
- 16:25It really is, and he identifies 3 great traps that inexperienced
- 16:30travelers fall into. These are the things that will
- 16:32absolutely ruin your trip if you don't know about them in
- 16:34advance. OK, let's walk through these
- 16:36trap #1 the I'll Just Walk fallacy.
- 16:38We touched on this with a geography, but it bears
- 16:40repeating because it's so counterintuitive.
- 16:43The scale is massive, but it's not just about the distance.
- 16:46Phil mentioned something I hadn't even considered.
- 16:49Fences. Fences in the middle of the
- 16:51desert. Yes, there is a huge amount of
- 16:54archaeological preservation work happening and a lot of future
- 16:57development is already cordoned off.
- 16:59So you can't just, you know, go for a hike point to point across
- 17:02the dunes. There are fences physically
- 17:05blocking you. So if you're looking at a map
- 17:07and think, oh I'll just walk from the Old Town over to that
- 17:10Oasis trail, you might literally hit a dead end.
- 17:13You will hit a fence and probably a very polite security
- 17:15guard. The solution, according to Phil,
- 17:18is mandatory. You must rent a car.
- 17:21And not just rely on Uber or the hotel shuttles.
- 17:24He calls Uber spotty at best and says the resort shuttles operate
- 17:29on what he charmingly calls Inshallah time, meaning God
- 17:33willing, it will eventually arrive.
- 17:35Not ideal for a dinner reservation.
- 17:36Not at all. If you want any control over
- 17:38your trip, you need a rental. And interestingly, he notes, an
- 17:42SUV is preferred for status. Of course it is.
- 17:45You don't want to pull up to the $4000 a night banyan tree and a
- 17:48tiny little hatchback. Exactly.
- 17:50Though he says a sedan works perfectly fine for the roads,
- 17:53The SUV is the social currency there.
- 17:55OK, so trap #2 the dinner reservation.
- 17:58This is such a classic rookie mistake.
- 18:01People get there and think I'm in the middle of desert, how
- 18:03busy can it be? Who else is even here?
- 18:05But because there are so few good restaurants.
- 18:08Scarcity. There are only about 5 cool
- 18:12restaurants in the entire area and they are booked out weeks,
- 18:15sometimes a month in advance, by VIPs, by wealthy locals who fly
- 18:21in from Riyadh for the weekend, and by organized tour groups.
- 18:24So what happens if you don't plan?
- 18:26You eat granola bars in your room.
- 18:28Phil and H literally did that one night because they couldn't
- 18:30get a table anywhere. Eating a granola bar in a $1000
- 18:34room is a special kind of travel tragedy.
- 18:36It's a failure of planning, but it just highlights the total
- 18:39lack of casual walk in options. And trap #3 the weekend
- 18:44confusion. This is a cultural one that can
- 18:46trip people up. The Saudi weekend is Friday and
- 18:48Saturday. This means Thursday is the big
- 18:50party night when things are buzzing.
- 18:52And Sunday is a work day. Sunday is Monday, so if you plan
- 18:55your big romantic dinner for Saturday night Thinking at the
- 18:58peak the weekend, you might find that things are already winding
- 19:01down. Also, prayer times.
- 19:04While Illula is much more relaxed than, say, Riyadh,
- 19:07service does still pause. You just need to be aware of the
- 19:10rhythm of the day. Speaking of things you need to
- 19:13be aware of, let's talk about the weather, because this was a
- 19:16genuine shock to me reading the source material.
- 19:18I think Saudi Arabia. I think heat, I think sun.
- 19:21We all do, but the source explicitly and repeatedly warns
- 19:25about the cold a. Park a warning.
- 19:27Yes, in the winter months, which is the prime tourist season from
- 19:31about November to March, the temperature swings are violent.
- 19:34It can be a beautiful 30°C. That's 86 Fahrenheit in the day.
- 19:38Perfect T-shirt weather, mostly. But then the sun drops behind
- 19:42those giant rocks and the temperature will plummets to
- 19:455°C, which is about 41 Fahrenheit at night.
- 19:48That is near freezing. That's a huge drop.
- 19:50It's a massive drop, and Phil describes this tragic comic
- 19:54scene of tourists showing up with nothing but linen pants and
- 19:59bikinis, thinking they're going to a hot desert destination.
- 20:02And they end up freezing. They end up having to buy $500
- 20:06cashmere scarves at the hotel gift shop just to avoid getting
- 20:09hypothermia at their outdoor dinner reservation.
- 20:12That is a very, very expensive mistake to make.
- 20:15It's physically dangerous if you aren't prepared for it.
- 20:18The desert at night is not a warm place.
- 20:20It strips the heat right out of your body.
- 20:22OK, let's pivot a bit to the vibe of the place, because when
- 20:25people think of Saudi Arabia, I think they often have questions
- 20:27about safety and social norms, especially for women traveling.
- 20:31It's a country that has been in the headlines for social
- 20:34restrictions for decades, right? And H our female perspective in
- 20:39the Source, she tackles this head on.
- 20:41She's very direct and honest about her experience.
- 20:44And she says it's statistically safer than Singapore.
- 20:47In terms of physical safety, things like theft, violence,
- 20:51yes, she says. It's basically non existent.
- 20:53You can leave your phone on a cafe table and walk away.
- 20:56It'll be there when you get back.
- 20:57Crime is just not something you worry about in that bubble.
- 20:59That is refreshing, but what about the cultural comfort
- 21:02level? The stare factor?
- 21:04Did she feel uncomfortable as a Western woman?
- 21:07She does mention being stared at, but she clarifies that it
- 21:10felt like curiosity, not aggression.
- 21:13It's a country that has been closed for a very long time.
- 21:16Seeing Western tourists, especially women, is still a
- 21:19novelty. In many ways it felt like the
- 21:21stare of who are you and why are you here?
- 21:24Not get out. And the big one, the dress code.
- 21:27This is the number one culture I hear.
- 21:29Do women need to cover their hair?
- 21:31Can you wear shorts? So this is where it's a tale of
- 21:33two cities inside the resort bubble at the banyan tree at
- 21:36Habitus, The dress code is basically Tulum or Micanos.
- 21:41Bikinis at the pool are completely normal and allowed.
- 21:44No need to cover your hair. It feels like any luxury resort
- 21:47in the world. But outside that bubble?
- 21:49In the Old Town, or at the airport or at the historical
- 21:52sites the code switches, you need to be respectful, shoulders
- 21:56and knees covered. Loose clothing is key.
- 21:58H recommends linen trousers and loose long sleeved shirts.
- 22:02She says she felt completely comfortable and safe as long as
- 22:05she respected that clear boundary.
- 22:07It's about code switching. There is another aspect of the
- 22:10vibe that might catch people off guard though, the dry reality.
- 22:14Yes, despite all the modernization, despite the
- 22:17bikinis at the pool, the alcohol policy remains absolutely
- 22:20strict. It's a completely dry country.
- 22:22So no glass of wine with that beautiful sunset.
- 22:25No mocktails only. And Phil, our budget conscious
- 22:29source, points out they are very, very expensive mocktails.
- 22:32You're paying $20.00 for some fancy juice in a nice glass.
- 22:35H puts a positive spin on it though, doesn't she?
- 22:37She calls it a detox. She does.
- 22:39She says you wake up feeling fresh for the sunrise instead of
- 22:42hungover from a bottle of overpriced Sauvignon Blanc.
- 22:45Which is probably a good thing considering the other
- 22:47environmental risks. Absolutely.
- 22:49That's another safety point they raise.
- 22:51The air is bone dry. You don't realize you're
- 22:54sweating because it evaporates instantly.
- 22:57Combined with the extreme UV index, you can get dehydrated
- 23:00and sick very very quickly if you aren't constantly drinking
- 23:04water. If you were drinking alcohol on
- 23:06top of that, you'd likely feel terrible.
- 23:08I want to touch on something Phil mentioned about the Old
- 23:10Town. He called it curated
- 23:12authenticity. This gets right back to that
- 23:15Mirage theme we started with. This is a fascinating
- 23:17sociological point. The Old Town is, by all
- 23:20accounts, beautifully restored. The mud brick buildings, the
- 23:24winding alleys. It looks perfect.
- 23:26It looks like a movie set, but Phil notes that it's filled with
- 23:29high end candle shops, artisanal coffee roasters and perfume
- 23:32boutiques. So not local grandma selling
- 23:35vegetables or spices. No, and the locals who used to
- 23:38live there have been moved to a new modern town nearby, so H
- 23:42describes it as feeling like a museum exhibit rather than a
- 23:45living city. It's beautiful, but it lacks the
- 23:48chaotic, vibrant pulse of a real Middle Eastern sook.
- 23:51It's quiet, it's clean, it's a bit sterile.
- 23:53It's the difference between the Epcot version of Morocco and
- 23:57actual Morocco. That's a harsh comparison, but
- 24:00perhaps accurate in terms of the level of curation.
- 24:04It's a presentation of history rather than history itself,
- 24:07living and breathing around you. OK, but let's get into the
- 24:10highlights because despite the costs, the cold and the
- 24:13curation, both sources admitted there were moments that were
- 24:16genuinely special, truly unforgettable.
- 24:19Absolutely, we have to give credit where it's due.
- 24:21The hard product delivers in a huge way.
- 24:24H describes the sunrise at Hagra as soul stirring.
- 24:29Hagra is the main archaeological site right the sister city to
- 24:31Petra in Jordan. Exactly, and she talks about the
- 24:34tomb of Lithium. Son of KUSA is that iconic 4
- 24:37story tune carved into a single stand alone rock.
- 24:40H describes standing there with a very small group watching the
- 24:43sun hit the very top of the rock and just slide down its face
- 24:46like liquid gold. And because the groups are kept
- 24:48so small, a direct result of those high prices and controlled
- 24:52entry, she had a moment of actual solitude with a 2000 year
- 24:56old monument. That is something you absolutely
- 24:59cannot get at the Pyramids or Petra these days.
- 25:02You're fighting through crowds of thousands and dodging selfie
- 25:05sticks. Exactly.
- 25:06The exclusivity, for all its problems, does buy you silence.
- 25:11It buys you a moment of connection that mass tourism
- 25:14almost always destroys. What about elephant rock?
- 25:17I've seen so many pictures of that.
- 25:19This was a logistical triumph, according to Phil the cynic.
- 25:22It's a massive natural rock formation that looks uncannily
- 25:26like an elephant. But what impressed Phil wasn't
- 25:28just the rock, it was the setup. They've dug these sunken seating
- 25:33pits into the sand. Sunken pits?
- 25:34Yeah. You sit down in a hole in the
- 25:36ground, basically to view the sunset.
- 25:38And the genius of it is that it prevents all the tables and
- 25:41chairs from ruining the landscape view for everyone
- 25:43else. It's an incredibly smart design.
- 25:45That is smart. It is, and even though Phil
- 25:47noted the crowd was all linen pants and designer sunglasses,
- 25:51he had to admit the experience of watching that rocket turn
- 25:53deep purple against the twilight sky was magical.
- 25:56And then there's the Mariah Concert Hall, the giant mirror
- 25:59cube in the desert. The world's largest mirrored
- 26:01building. Phil, our resident cynic,
- 26:04usually hates what he calls stunt architecture.
- 26:07He thinks it's gimmicky, but even he admitted that this
- 26:09works. It just disappears in the
- 26:11landscape. It reflects the desert back at
- 26:13you. It's a complete mind Bender.
- 26:15So the visual highs are incredibly high, but the let
- 26:17downs, what were the real let downs?
- 26:20The let downs, almost without exception, were service based.
- 26:23Those service gaps we talked about.
- 26:26Phil tells this painful story of that $400.00 dinner where the
- 26:30waiter forgot to bring them water three times and then the
- 26:33expensive steak arrived cold. Ouch, that hurts.
- 26:37It just perfectly highlights that clash between Ritz Carlton
- 26:40prices and a workforce that is incredibly enthusiastic but very
- 26:43new to five star luxury standards.
- 26:46And then there was something he called the club atmosphere.
- 26:49What does he mean by that? The exclusivity of it all.
- 26:52The crowd is very homogeneous, mostly wealthy French tourists
- 26:57and wealthy Saudis. It can feel a little isolating.
- 26:59It can feel like you've walked into a private members club that
- 27:02you aren't quite sure you belong in, or that you've paid way too
- 27:06much to enter for the weekend. It creates this invisible
- 27:08barrier between you and the place itself.
- 27:11So we have this picture of a place that is visually stunning,
- 27:15historically profound, but logistically a nightmare and
- 27:19incredibly, punishingly expensive.
- 27:22That's a perfect summary. Which begs the question, are
- 27:25there alternatives? If I want red rocks and silence,
- 27:29but I don't have $10,000 to drop on a weekend getaway, where do I
- 27:32go? Phil provides a really helpful
- 27:34comparative analysis Here he stacks a Lula against its main
- 27:37rivals. OK, option one, Wadi Rum,
- 27:40Jordan. The most obvious competitor.
- 27:42It is literally the same geology, the same kind of rock
- 27:45formations, just a bit for the north across the border.
- 27:48And the price difference is the main thing.
- 27:50It's staggering, Phil says. It's about 110th of the price.
- 27:54You can stay in one of those cool Martian Dome bubble tents
- 27:56for $150. You can get a Jeep tour for 50
- 27:59bucks. But there's always a but.
- 28:02But it is gritty, it can be dirty, and it's crowded.
- 28:05You'll see 500 other jeeps churning up dust.
- 28:09You'll see trash in the sand. In some places you completely
- 28:11lose that silence and exclusivity.
- 28:14A Lula is the polished, private five star version of Wadi Rum.
- 28:19OK, option 2. Aman, Yuri in Utah in the US.
- 28:22This is for the American listener who wants that concrete
- 28:25luxury in the rocks aesthetic without the long haul flight.
- 28:28But surprisingly, Phil says it's actually more expensive than a
- 28:31ula. At least the hotel is.
- 28:33The resort itself is yes, but the flight is much easier for
- 28:36Americans. And critically, you don't have
- 28:39to stay at a Manjiri to see the landscape.
- 28:41You can rent an Airbnb in the nearby town of Moab for cheap
- 28:44and see the same national parks in Hula.
- 28:47There is no Airbnb in Moab equivalent yet you are forced
- 28:50into that top luxury tier. And the final alternative, Siwa
- 28:53Oasis in Egypt. This is the authentic
- 28:56alternative. An ancient mud fortress,
- 28:59Beautiful salt lakes, a really rich living culture.
- 29:03Yeah, a 10 hour bus ride from Cairo.
- 29:06It is very difficult to reach. It is incredibly cheap.
- 29:09You can live on $30 a day, but it completely lacks that luxury
- 29:13infrastructure. It's a trip for the dedicated
- 29:15adventurer, not for someone looking for a relaxing vacation.
- 29:18So let's bring this all to a final verdict.
- 29:20Who is a ULA actually for? Phil and H created a kind of
- 29:24matrix to figure this out. Let's run through it.
- 29:26It's pretty clear cut. OK, backpackers.
- 29:29NO. Hard no.
- 29:30The cost, the boredom, the lack of freedom.
- 29:32You will hate it. Don't even think about it.
- 29:34Families with young kids. Also NNO, the kids will be bored
- 29:38by the rocks after 10 minutes. The food is too fancy, bathrooms
- 29:41are too far apart at the sites. It is absolutely not built for
- 29:44toddlers. Mid range traveler.
- 29:45This one's a maybe, but only as a major once in a lifetime
- 29:49splurge. Phil warns that what your mid
- 29:52range budget gets you in a oola would get you absolute top tier
- 29:56luxury in a place like Bali or Thailand.
- 29:58So you have to really really want to see this specific place.
- 30:01And finally, the luxury traveler.
- 30:03A definitive yes for this person, Alula offers unmatched
- 30:08privacy, a deep sense of history and a huge exotic factor.
- 30:13It beats the Maldives on history and it beats Utah on the I went
- 30:17Somewhere new and different factor.
- 30:19It's perfect for them. And they suggest a specific
- 30:21strategy if you do decide to go the combo strategy.
- 30:24Right, they say, don't just stay in the desert.
- 30:26The real value proposition starts to make sense when you
- 30:29combine three days in a ULA with red Seacoast, either in Yanbu or
- 30:32one of the resorts. Phil claims the diving there is
- 30:35untouched. Better coral than Egypt because
- 30:37literally nobody has been swimming there for decades.
- 30:40So let's wrap this up. After all of that, how do we
- 30:43define a ula? What is it?
- 30:44I think Phil's definition is the most practical.
- 30:46He calls it a logistics heavy luxury splurge.
- 30:50It's an expedition, not a casual holiday.
- 30:52You have to plan it like a military operation.
- 30:54And H calls it a soul stirring mirage.
- 30:57And I think that mirage concept is the perfect place to end.
- 31:01Oola is imperfect, It's confusing, it's astronomically
- 31:03expensive. But the hard product, the
- 31:07silence, the stars, the canyons themselves, that part is real,
- 31:11and by all accounts, it changes you.
- 31:13It's a place that really forces you to ask, how much is silence
- 31:17worth? How much is history without the
- 31:19crowds worth to you? And.
- 31:21That leads us to our final provocative thought for you to
- 31:23take away as places like a Oola curate these perfect, pristine
- 31:27experiences for the wealthy. Are we moving toward a future
- 31:30where authentic history is only accessible if it's behind a
- 31:33$3000 a night paywall? Are we in effect privatizing the
- 31:37past? A heavy question to Mull over
- 31:39while you check your bank balance.
- 31:41Indeed. Thanks for joining us on this
- 31:42deep dive into the desert. Safe travels.