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[Oldie] Just the Two Of Us (2018-04-19) · We Don't Smoke the Same

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is up, y'all? It's another episode of
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: the We Don't Smoke the Same Show. It's fucking Thursday here.
• 0:04
  Speaker 2: What's up, Doc?
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: It's another Thursday night. What's up, Sheiky, man? We're over
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: here fucking about to dab it up. I actually bought
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: a rig this time for your.
• 0:11
  Speaker 3: Ass, man.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's what we have to share. Yeah, we
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: don't have to fucking share. All you need is a
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: fucking torch, man. Yeah, man, it's the fucking... What do
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: you call this fucking day right here? Do you call
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: it 420 Eve? Because it's the day before 420. And
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just.
• 0:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't really like... See?
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: But it's just like any other fucking day. I really
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: don't give a fuck.
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: I was just about to say that, bro.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: I finally see the cheeky eye point of view right
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: here where it starts to really just be another fucking day.
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: Bro, when I wake up in the morning, first thing
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: I do is fucking take a dab in some bong loads.
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: So what the fuck? It's just like any other day.
• 0:51
  Speaker 3: That may be true, but however, like, that's something... My bad.
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: I'm dabbing and talking.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: That's something that we're so used to and we only
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: make a small percentage of all stoners. This is true.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: Some people got to fucking.
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: We're not your average fucking stoners.
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: We don't smoke the same. We mean it. Yep. Some
• 1:20
  Speaker 3: people wake up and they got to stretch out a
• 1:23
  Speaker 3: half an eighth, bro. You know what I mean?
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: Drop a week, bro. They got to fucking stretch that
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: shit out.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: I'll smoke a fucking eighth in a day. I mean,
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: I'll smoke an eighth in a backwood, bro.
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's fucked up, bro.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: And, like, I was thinking about the other day, like,
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: a lot of people do look forward to 420, bro.
• 1:46
  Speaker 3: You know, I've noticed that shit. I used to look
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: forward to it before, too, man.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: Back in the day and shit, when you were in
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: high school and shit, did you have any 420 ditch
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: parties or shit like that?
• 1:59
  Speaker 3: Or do you remember your first 420?
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: I can't fucking remember that sweet, bro. I'm such a
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: fucking stoner. You want me to remember high school?
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: I still remember certain things about high school, though. You
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 2:09
  Speaker 3: As far as 420?
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: I don't remember being at this certain function because we
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: were all like, oh, it's 420.
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: It was just like, hey, do you want to fucking
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: get high?
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: Actually, yeah.
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: There was this one time, it was right before, fuck it,
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: it was 420, and there's a baseball game the same day.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: On the baseball team, so. In the fucking clubhouse, we fucking,
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: our boy, who fucking I won't name, but he rolled
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: one up, and we fucking sparked it, and we were just.
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: In the clubhouse?
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, but, and like, fuck, it was like slow
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: motion on the field, bro. It felt like I could
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: barely lift my fucking arm.
• 2:50
  Speaker 3: How old were you at that point?
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: Like 17, I think.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy that when you're smoking, when you're 17, bro, like, that's,
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: you don't get those kind of euphoric symptoms no more?
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: Like, when I was first getting high.
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: Shit look weird, dog. I'd see, like, fucking colors and
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: shit sometimes.
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: Because, you know, when they show it to you in
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: TV and shit like that, and they fucking show it
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: to you, and they have cartoons. Like, when somebody gets high, like,
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: when I see even in The Simpsons, like, Lisa fucking,
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: Homer hits it and he goes into this fucking whole
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: world and it makes it seem like it's some kind
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: of magical fucking experience.
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not that far. It's not, but to an extent, there.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: Is some truth to that because there's some.
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, some of it, yeah, you do hallucinate a bit.
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: There are certain things to it where, like, I remember, like,
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: one of the first times where I got high, like,
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: I can't laugh the way I used to when, like,
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: I remember, like, because the first time I got high
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: on a 420... was, like, at a kickback, bro, I
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: did school, and they had Nas there, they had, they
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: had fucking brownies, and I would only, I would only
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: eat brownies, like, I wouldn't smoke, and this one day,
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: I fucking, I did, and I, you know, it fucked
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: me up, bro, like, I just remember, like, But being
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: at that kickback and I had like they had a
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: little fucking tray full of brownies and I was like, oh, yeah.
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: And I would fucking eat like two pieces, bro. Just
• 4:02
  Speaker 3: fucking eat them.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: And that laughter, it would just put me in, bro.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: Like it almost sucks because I kind of miss that shit.
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: Like I don't I don't fucking get that high no
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: more where it's like, you know, you're on control to
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: be laughing no more. And it's in a sense you
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: kind of want to feel that again or like you
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: were describing that everything felt slow when you were playing
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: baseball while being faded like.
• 4:23
  Speaker 3: One thing I used to look forward to was.
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: When I was coming back home from work and I
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: had a little fucking gram I was smoking from the
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: medical shop, I would be jumping in my room because
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: my feet would feel soft, bro.
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? I'd be like, oh my God,
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: my feet feel soft. This is dope.
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: And this is like me just getting like, I felt
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: like I had to tell everybody like, no, you should
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: try this, bro.
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: It's going to make your feet feel soft.
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: Dog, the first time I smoked with Damon, the first
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: time I met Damon, we went to the fucking, the
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: King's Parade, the first time they won the title and shit.
• 4:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: Back in like 2012 or whatever it was.
• 4:50
  Speaker 3: That's the first time you smoked with Damon?
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 4:53
  Speaker 3: Like, you had been smoking beforehand, though, right? Yeah. Okay.
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: But not as, like, heavy and shit. And not, like,
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: the fucking weed that these motherfuckers were smoking.
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: What did you smoke out with? Something insane? I mean,
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Whatever. I mean, the good. At the time.
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: It was some candy shit from back in the day.
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: From that time.
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: But, yeah.
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: And I remember fucking. I was cool for, like, the
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: good fucking. The first hour and a half or whatever.
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: And then, like, the fucking parade started. And then I was, like,
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: fucking scoping everybody out. And then, like, I was looking
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: at the cops and shit, bro. Yeah, I was looking
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: at the cops, and then I was like, man, these
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: cops don't even fucking look real, bro. Like, they're, like,
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: good-looking cops and shit. Like, these motherfuckers are good-looking. Usually,
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: cops are, like, fucking fat fucks and shit.
• 5:35
  Speaker 3: Like, they were the young squad and shit.
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: Nah, this motherfucker was, like, probably in his fucking late 30s,
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: early 40s, but he had his hair slicked back. He
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: looked all cool as fuck and shit. Like some chip shit. Yeah.
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: I was like, these motherfuckers don't look like real cops
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  Speaker 2: and shit.
• 5:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: And I was just looking around, and then all of
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: a sudden... Everything started turning purple, dog. Everything just started
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: turning purple.
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: You sure you weren't dehydrated, my nigga?
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it was some of that, too.
• 6:01
  Speaker 3: I've never fucking felt like it.
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't drink any fucking water at that time.
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: I got high as fuck that day, and then just
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  Speaker 2: everything turned fucking purple on me. And then I almost
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: fell back, and fucking Damon had to fucking catch me
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: and the other homie that was there and shit.
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: And they had to hold me up for a bit
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  Speaker 2: until I fucking, I was like, snapped out of it
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: and shit.
• 6:23
  Speaker 3: But yeah.
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: It's the first time smoking with Damon.
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: It hit you that bad?
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 6:32
  Speaker 3: Damn, that's fucked up, dog.
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: That shit don't happen anymore, because whatever.
• 6:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, I wouldn't miss that part of it.
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: Like, I mean, I remember, like, the first time I
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: hit a joint, dog, it's kind of fucked up, because, like,
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: that shit had tape on it, fool.
• 6:44
  Speaker 3: Like, nobody knew how to roll on it.
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: So nobody knew how to close it, so I had
• 6:48
  Speaker 3: a piece of.
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: They put tape on it? So you guys were smoking?
• 6:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. No, we didn't. They put it, you know,
• 6:52
  Speaker 3: like a crutch?
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. This was stupid. I couldn't seal it at the end.
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: So he fucking puts a little piece of scotch tape, dog.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: And fucking... I took one hit, and I remember it
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: was like, that shit got me high, bro. Those experiences, bro,
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: when you look forward to 420, when you're just being
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: a regular civilian, like a 9 to 5 or.
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: Shit like that, or just.
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: It's just like, fuck, those experiences trip you out, and then, like,
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: you go back, and you're never going to get those
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: fucking feelings again, bro. Like, we were talking about, oh,
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: it's just another fucking day. Yeah, it is just another
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: fucking day to us, bro. Like, every day is like
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: a fucking 420 here, bro. Like, how much more higher
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: can you fucking get than what we usually get here, bro?
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, fool, come take a dab. Hey, take this
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: fat fucking dab.
• 7:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like.
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, I bet you're not high, yo. I bet I
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: can get you high. It's like, damn, motherfucker.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: Like... All we fucking need is like maybe like three fucking,
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: we already have the booths here.
• 7:41
  Speaker 3: Like, you know what I mean?
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: It's pretty much just like a fucking event every fucking
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: day here, bro. So it's crazy, bro. But there are
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: those people out there, bro, that look forward to it.
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: But a couple of fucking tips from We Don't Smoke
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: the Same. Just I wanted to bring it up, you know,
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: since it is fucking 420, 420 Eve. Just a couple
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: of things from experiences. I mean, at least for me,
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: number one, you can never fucking have enough. You can
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: never have enough fucking water on fucking 420, okay? Out
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: of all fucking days, I see all these fucking people
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: talking about, oh, I'm going to get so stoned.
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: If you're going to get fucked up all day, make
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: sure you got plenty of water on you.
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: Have you ever had a bad experience where you don't
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: drink water and you smoke?
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the time I smoked with Damon.
• 8:25
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to say this. That's a forever story.
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: That's like my fucking getting jumped in. That's equivalent to that.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: Because not too long after that, I started working here
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: and shit.
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, you're getting jumped in right there. Fucking A.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: Look, I mean, from experience, the worst it's ever gotten
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: was just me starting to feel super dry and my
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: headache won't go away. And I drink a lot of
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: water eventually. It never got that to the point. But
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: I do have a story with one of my producer's systems.
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: You know, he's been here before, and there's been a
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: couple occasions he wouldn't hydrate. This fool would play a
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: lot of soccer and shit, and he just wouldn't hydrate
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: the way he would, bro. And every time we would
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: smoke in the car, we'd hotbox. Like, the same way
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: they hotbox here, I'd be doing it in a 1998
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: Ford Taurus, bro. Be kicking it in the fucking alley
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: by his house. Hotboxing, that car was like a boat.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: We'd be fucking kicking it, bro. And, like, what is it? Like, yeah,
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: he'd join us every now and then, bro, and there's, like,
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: three occasions, bro, where, like, He's just fucking, like, we're
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: in the middle of it, bro. And he's fucking, like,
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: I pass him the joint.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: And he's in.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: And this motherfucker just faints, dog. And just, like, passes
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: out and kind of has, like, I don't know.
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: Seizure? Yeah, like a seizure, I guess. I don't know
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: what you call it.
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: Did he start, like, foaming at the mouth and shit? Nah,
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: he just, like, tensed up and shit.
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Yeah, like, tensed up.
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: And we're like, fuck, dude. Like, what the fuck did
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: we do? I don't think it was a panic attack, dog.
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: Because three times in a row, I mean, I would
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: have thought by the third time he wouldn't know what
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: he was doing. Because it didn't happen all the time. But, yeah, like.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: It was a dehydration so you don't want to be
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: one of those people you know i mean shout out
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: the system you know it never happened again and he
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: doesn't really smoke that much no more but yeah what
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: is it uh you guys uh you guys fucking make
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: sure you drink a lot of fucking water also uh
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna do edibles i mean we from experience
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: we have a song called edibles you know pace yourself
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: pace yourself like When they said there's no like I'm
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: going to just tell you guys how it is.
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: There's no fucking possible way there is an accurate fucking
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: a fucking time frame time.
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: No, they're accurate fucking dosage.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: Like when the fucking shit says, oh, 25 milligrams and
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: it's not certified or lab tested or anything like that.
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: You don't know what the fuck you're going to get.
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: It could be 25 or 2500 milligrams.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Shit.
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: You don't fucking know what you're going to get.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: So unless you know the company has a good reputation
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and you don't really fucking smoke
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: weed like that, although I imagine a lot of the
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: people out there that are watching it, you guys are
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: a regular smoker, I would definitely say take it fucking
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: easy on the edibles. Don't fucking do it crazy. Take
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: like a sample bite, and when you think it's not
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: kicking in, just fucking chill the fuck out. It'll kick in.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: When that shit fucking kicks in, That shit fucks you up, man.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: You're going to start thinking about everything and fuck. That
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: anxiety is going to fucking kick in.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: I wonder how many fucking phone calls 911 emergency gets
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: on 420 from people that get panicked out, dog.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: All the stupid fucks.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: On edibles.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: And especially, this is the first time. It's going to
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: be a first recreation on 420 for all you people
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: out here in California.
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go ahead and push the applause button
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: on here, even though I can't fucking hear it. But fucking,
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: it is the fucking first time you motherfuckers made this
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: shit happen.
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: It is recreational. You guys are getting taxed, but I
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: don't know how long that is going to last for.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: But yeah, people got access to a lot of the
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: shit that we've been enjoying for years here. And I
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: would honestly say, yeah, man, just enjoy it.
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of different ways you can get high.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: Like I said, if you're going to dab and you're
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: a regular weed smoker, you know what?
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: I'm going to call those people out, man. They're pissing
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: me off, bro. I've done it before.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: When somebody hasn't dabbed and Damien brought the shit out,
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: don't fuck them up. Like I fucked up Ray for
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: his first dab.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was fucked up. I was here for the
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: first time.
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: Just two times.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: He was stuck in that... He was stuck in his chair.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: Holding on like the chair was going to get up
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: and leave.
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: With his eyes closed.
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: It was pretty fucked up, man.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: And I was going to say, for all you people
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: that are going to try dabbing for the first time
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: on 420, fucking, like, if you... Number one, make sure
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: you're drinking enough water, like I mentioned the first time.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: But... People, if you're doing it to your friend, don't
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: fuck them up, man.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Don't fucking be that asshole that's going to be like, oh,
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: I just fucking ninja globbed that fool the fuck out.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Because it does feel fucked up. And sometimes you don't
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: know people's conditions. You don't know people fucking might go
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: into a panic attack, a stroke, or all this fucking shit.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: A stroke over a dab? Bro, somebody or what is it?
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: Like somebody gets their blood pressure gets up running. You
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: don't fucking know. There be some fat fools dabbing out there, fool.
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: That's true. Yeah. You know what I mean?
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: Some high cholesterol ass fool with some heart problems. Yeah.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: Fuck it. Yeah, food like that. Yeah, food that crashed
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: into the display. Yeah, like that fat food that crashed
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: into the fucking little thing. But they were.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Yo, they gave them a big ass stab. People with
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: dispensaries that... You fools be hiring at dispensaries? You fools
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: be hiring little fuckers?
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it was like a fucking dark ass fucking...
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Butane dab too, dog.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it was, bro.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: And the fools at dispensaries just be hiring little fucking
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: little thoughts to dick and fuck.
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: Little stupid sluts.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: They don't really teach them shit, bro.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: Stupid whores. And then fucking people go in there.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: Fuck you. And it's like, yeah, it's nice to look at,
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: but it's like, fuck, man. That shit's a fucking... The train,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: the soul train's been on that shit, bro.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: Like, come on, man. Like, this is fucking... Like, fucking
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: educate yourself, man. Don't fucking.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Don't be out there dabbing your friends out too crazy
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: on 420 because everybody wants to get fucking high, but
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: you don't want to fucking get obliterated because I remember
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: when I first tried dabbing and when it was red hot,
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: there was occasions where I couldn't drive, man.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. There was occasions. Yeah.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: I'd be stuck in my seat just fucking like, damn,
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: I hope I don't have to fucking have to drive
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: home right now.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, I remember that shit. Just sit there. You're like, fuck.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: Just give me some fucking time, and then I'll get
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: the fuck out of here. But please, not right now.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: You're like, what time is it? Every five minutes, you're like, damn,
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: I'm still fading.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: I remember that shit used to happen to me, dog,
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: and I used to be like three blocks away from
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: my house. For real?
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Same way.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: I'd be like five minutes away from home and shit.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, fuck, I don't want to drive right now.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: You just be like stupid faded. Yeah, it happens, man.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: So you don't want to end up like that or
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: fucking end up crashing your car. So, yeah, man. And
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: then everything else, man, fucking just enjoy it, man. Pace
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: yourself and fucking be safe out there. Don't fucking smoke
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: some shit that looks like it's fucking it's moldy or
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: it doesn't smell right. There's enough good weed out there
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: for all you motherfuckers not to be smoking some nasty
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: shit on 420.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: If it's drying, it tastes like shit. It's probably shit.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, it's, you know, make sure, like, there's enough places.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: If you're 21 and over, you can go to any
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: of the recreational shops now, bro.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: It's easy. Go to the cookie shop.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as you're 21, you're good.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Yep, go to the fucking Jungle Boy shop. All these
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: fucking shops that have their licenses and shit like that.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: But I'm telling you, man, so like I said, enjoy it.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: You know what? Who gives a fuck about Coachella when
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: it's 420, right?
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Speaking of Coachella. Me and fucking Dabab came up with
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: a fucking alternative to Coachella.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: We're going to call it Rochella.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Rochella? Yeah.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: And it's going to be for fucking stoners, and it's
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: going to be music-based, but it's going to be for
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: fucking stoners, dog.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Music-based, but just for stoners?
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Since there's no Cypress Hill Smoke out right now, Dabab
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: is going to come out with the Rochella, dog.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Rochella.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: I tell him to fucking go with it, dog. It's
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: going to happen. That would be pretty lit, bro. Rochella, dog.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I did Coachella and let people fucking just... smoke out
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: and shit fuck yeah it's crazy though man you do
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: you see a lot of the people when they go
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: to these events you see how how how high people
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: actually really get like you know the majority of the
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: people they're experiencing these different kind of highs because they
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: they get access to these companies that they don't really
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: see every day so it's like sometimes i do think
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: about it i was like well maybe these people that
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: they're like you don't know how high they are when
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: they're watching you perform maybe in their head they're being
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: as active as they could be.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Probably in their head, they're like, yeah, this shit's fucking hard.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: This shit's dope. Fuck, yeah.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're just looking at you just fucking stared out.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: And you're just like, yeah.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: And we're up there like, fuck you motherfuckers. But they're like, man, yeah,
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: you guys are fucking dope.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: That's why you got to fucking get to know them.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: And shout out to all you motherfuckers that we've gotten
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: to know from actually supporting our music and all of
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: our songs.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I asked you guys.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, once you get to know me or you get
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: to know us, I mean, we're fucking, we're cool as fuck.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Or at least I am.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: This motherfucker's cool as fuck all the time.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I fucking give people practically all this shit sometimes, man.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Every time they come up to me, I was like,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: people come up to me and they fucking says like, yo,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: we heard that song, Sheeky and You and all this shit.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I be giving fools like, here, dog, have a free gram, dog.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: That shit. Like, I just fucking get hyped, dog. I'm like,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: but I be waiting there, fool. I be like, I'd be, like,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: waiting for shit that, like, you know, that's, like, that's, like,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: on point. Fools be paraphrasing, be fucking quoting shit, dog.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: They have been.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: They be, they are, they fucking quote shit.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: And shout out to every single one of you guys
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: that went out there and commented and did that because
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: the winner has been picked today. So look out for
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: that video on my Instagram and on Sheiky's Instagram.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: It will be out.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: And you guys did get it to fucking 2,000 plays.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: So I ain't going to fucking front. We're doing a
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: second place and a third place winner. So now you
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: got three fucking winners out of all that fucking shit
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: that you guys did and all the fucking support you
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: guys are doing.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: We appreciate it.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: And I know that you guys are not just going
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: in there just to fucking, what is it, check out
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: that one track and enter the contest because the plays
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: from the other songs have been going up.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: And almost all of our songs are going up there. Yeah.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Shout out to every single one of you guys. I'm
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: going to give you guys a round of applause.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: And we're going to go ahead this Thursday, tomorrow, drop
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: another fucking song for you motherfuckers on SoundCloud.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Just drop that B-Roll one, dog, that other one. Let's
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: just stay in there, in the vault.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: That is true. But then we should, we got to
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: convince B-Roll to be like, hey, dog.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Hey, dog, you got to fucking remember this and come
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: out and do a show with us, you fucking asshole.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I mean fucking asshole with love.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: And he's going to walk in and he's going to
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: be like, what?
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: What if he's in a bad mood, dog? He left
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: the house. He didn't have his coffee. Whatever, bro.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: He'll get over it. He'll call. He's going to be like, hey, bro.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: The next day, we'll fucking, we'll talk about it. And
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: we'll be like, yeah, whatever, dog. And then we'll smoke
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: when it's whatever.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: You know that? Have you ever seen that fool? Yeah,
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: we've seen that fool get mad here before.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I've seen him mad plenty.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Everybody, you know.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I stay away when he's mad, dog.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when fools like that get mad here, dog, it's,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: you know what happens when you fucking put raid on
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: a bunch of ants?
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: And either the smart ones, they get the fuck out
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: and they just go hide. The survivor ones, they just
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: watch the other ones get slaughtered. That's what happens, bro.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: That only happens here with either two people getting mad.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Either Kenji gets that pissed or fucking B-Real.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: And if they're both pissed, I'll stay away.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: And if they're both pissed, I'm calling it an early
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: day and going home. I'm calling it an early day
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: and going home. Look at Kenji's face. That's a clear
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: sign to just walk upstairs. We haven't heard him do
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: that noise in a while, huh? Remember, he used to
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: get that pissed, dog. Yeah.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: He used to get that pissed.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Like, before y'all fools were here, he used to do
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: that shit all the time, dog.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Like, literally get pissed, bro. Like, I was like, we're like, yo,
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: what the fuck? Is he growling? Like, this fool is fucking, yeah, bro,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: he would get that mad, bro. Fire, dog.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: You're firing him.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. I'm serious, dog. And you would think you're like,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? That shit sounds funny. But, like, nah, fool. Like,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: nobody was laughing, dog. Everybody was like, hey, this was
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: being serious, dog.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: You better get the fuck out of here before this
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: fool fucking punches your face off. Yep. Yeah, man. But
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: you ever seen that fool punch somebody?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: No, but I'd like to.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. You just want to see somebody.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I just want to see it go down. I want
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: to see history go down.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: You just want to see him punch somebody.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I've heard stories before. I heard the story of when
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: they're in Europe and some drunk European was, like, walking.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: And he walked around the corner, and he looks at B-Rail,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: and he's like, suck my dick for 10 euros. And
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: fucking Kenji just fucking annihilates his fucking face.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: For real?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, and the dude just crumbles, and he's just on
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: the ground. Knocked the fuck out, and the dude's homie's like, no, please, no, please,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: don't fuck him up, no. And then they just walked away.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I want to see that in real life.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: He has a fucking, like, what is it? Like, he's
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: a high-degree black belt or some shit.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: But have you seen his hands, dog? Have you seen
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: his fists?
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: That food does have, like.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: He has, like, big old fucking hands. Like, big old
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: gorilla hands.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, I have noticed that shit, bro. Have you noticed?
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Next time, see how small one of these containers look
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: in his hands, bro.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Like, he.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: It's like Andre the Giant holding a fucking beer.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Bro, I've never noticed that. Like, I have, but, like,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: that is true. Yeah, when Kenji comes in, everybody look
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: at his hands. Like, he'll shake his hands and, like, just...
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Go shake his hand compared to you. Let's compare Victor's
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: hands to his, bro. He has the smallest hands here.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Damn, dog. Let me see. Compare it to everybody here.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: All right, bring the hands up here, dog. All right, Ray.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Ray, shake his hand. Ray shakes his hand. Yeah, Ray
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: has a smaller hand. That's about the same shit. Yeah,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: then you got to compare your hand to Kenji's hand, bro.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Let's see how big that fool's hand is.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Sure, bro.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Smacking all that food.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: He says, I forgot about that shit, dog. Damn.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: He fucking revived that shit.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: He says, smacking all that food.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: All that food ass, dog.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: All that food ass. Yeah, I remember about that shit.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: There's been a couple of names here, man. If you
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: get a nickname here, which is like I got a
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: fuckload of nicknames.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: That means you're loved.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that means you're loved. It doesn't mean you're fucking hated.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: We really like C-minus, though. I'm like, just know I
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: really love C-minus. That's why I'm calling him a cigarette
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: all the time.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: A C-minus. Have you noticed, though? He's starting to fire back, though, bro.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I saw that post yesterday, dog.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: There's two posts, bro. He's starting to fire back, bro.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I'm going to report him.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Bro, it's on, bro.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: He said he was like, I'm not going to stop, bro.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, I got him with the ultimate response.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: He was like, I'm like, I can always buy a
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: new backpack, but you will never stop smoking cigarettes. Damn. Damn.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: And he was just like, fuck you, man. Damn.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my shout out to C-. I would imagine how fucking,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: how it would be if we actually went on tour
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: and he had to be at the bus with us.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: He'd be like, all right, dude, that's fucking enough.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know if going on tour on the bus
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: is going to be tough for me, dog, because I
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: have to take a shit like every morning. And then
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: there's like, you can't take a shit on the bus.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: It's not allowed.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Hey, fuck you, Pedro. Don't be opening my fucking bag,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: you bitch. PM. What is it?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I need a dab, dog.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: I told you, dog. It's right there. Get the fucking torch.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: But yeah, it's true, man.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: You can't shit on the fucking tour bus.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: I got to take a shit.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's plenty of other men here or around
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: the world that take a shit every morning.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: I fucking take a shit.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: It's a must, bro. I have to wake up and
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: take a shit.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: A coffee is a natural laxative, bro.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Well, that too, but.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, bro.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, this is a perfect example of why not
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: to take a. No, who fucked it up?
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Was it you, Pedro? No, who was it?
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Let me get something to say.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Somebody fucked it up, bro.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: All right. So what happened was that we were camping
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: in the fucking RV at Chalice last year. And it
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: was like a gang of fools in this shit. Like, like,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Dabab had the main room.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Fucking. Yeah. What is it?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Pedro was staying at the fucking top bunk.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Top.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Listo was at the.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Off top.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, the passenger shit. And then Jetstone was right
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: in the other passenger seat.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Listo laid out like Patrick Star, my nigga.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Just right in the fucking middle of the whole thing
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: next to the big-ass dog.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: And I had the little fucking couch bed. Who else
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: was there? Was that it? Oh, a nephew. Yeah, a nephew. Bro,
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: let me tell you, dog. I don't know who did it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say it was Pedro that fucked up
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: the restroom.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: If I were to take a guess.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Was it you, Pedro?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take that as a yes, bro. Here's
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: how I come to this conclusion, dog.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Listo's way too fucking big for us to, like, if
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I'm sleeping right here and this one's, like, right here
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: where the camera's at, I'm gonna feel the ground shake
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: the moment this one gets up, dog. Especially in the RV, dog. Like,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, what the fuck's going on, dog?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: This is, like, this is, he's big, bro. Like, he
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: literally slept on the side, so he took up a
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: lot of his space, so that X's him out. He
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: can't fucking, and then Jettstone didn't fucking Spider-Man that shit
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: from all the way to the left corner. cross me,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: then fucking jump over Listo to get into the restroom.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: The only one that had a clear way was fucking
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Pedro because all he had to do was get out
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: of his seat and.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Tiptoe around FQ and walk around the edge and go straight. Pedro.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: And then after he realized that that man got that pissed, bro,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: he just left.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Pedro just left.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: He got scared. He was like a dog. When you
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: know they're guilty, they fucking like.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: He was like, fuck that.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: And then somebody had to They had to send somebody
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: to go pump, like, the toilet or something.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. How much was that?
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know, bro, but that man paid for it, dog. Fuck.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: And that fool was just so pissed. It was, like,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: that one time where, I don't know, remember when the
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: toilet got clogged up here?
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And Kenji had to pay for it.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Yo, this fucking ring's weird, dog. It looks like a
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: fucking cock.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Like a nose ring? Like a nose ring?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it looks, that's a pretty odd
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: looking fucking, like, cock looking piece, bro.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: It's a little fucking alien, bro. It's the perfect cup
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: holder piece, bro. You know what?
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: By this time, by this fucking time right here, we're
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: going to let you know, we already talked about the
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: do's and don'ts on 420. We already talked about, you know,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: fucking remembering our first fucking 420 and shit. Fucking before,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: when we come back, we're going to let you know
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: what we're doing this year on 420. I'm not going
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: to say it. Yeah, we're going to go ahead and
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: take a little quick break, and then we'll be right
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: back here on the We Don't Smoke the Same Show.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: And we're fucking back here on the We Don't Smoke
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: the Same Show here on B-Real TV on fucking 420 Eve.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: We're back. We're back here.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: We're fucking constantly fucking smoking. I got two of my
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: flavors up here. You know, shout out to everybody that's
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: been fucking purchasing the brand, the flavors of my E-Zone
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: brand and the pens and collabs and stuff like that.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I got my fondue sauce and cherry monkey pie sauce
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: up here. I've been smoking some insane cake batter. Shout
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: out to all you motherfuckers that make it happen. But yeah,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: this fucking 420, by the time you're watching this, I'm
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: probably walking in a fucking casino somewhere or fucking pissing
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: off A-Rod in the state of Nevada and probably kicking
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: it with Toppy and just having a good time. And
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm going to do on 420. And at
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: that night, I'm going to go to the Cypress Hill concert, dog.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: That's cool. What are you going to do, Shiki?
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be right there with you, dog.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, dog. It's the first time she keeps it
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: a fucking hell yeah, dog. This is the hangover trip
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: that's going to go down and Aaron is going to
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: end up in jail.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about right here. Fuck yeah. I'm
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: going to have to bail that fool out, dog.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: And then the wedding is over.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: No, it's not. Aaron, you see, this is why you can. Oh,
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: you know what? No, this is what we were talking
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: about earlier. Never bring it up on air right now, bro.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: We're all going to this Aaron's fucking quote-unquote bachelor fucking
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: party or little Vegas thing, right? But has anybody here
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: been invited to the fucking wedding?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: No, bro. Nope. There's no for me. What about you, Ray?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: We're not going to the wedding, bro.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Now, we have a fucking theory here. Even if I
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: got invited, I couldn't go.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Why you got invited?
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Because I have a wedding on that same day.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: When is he getting married?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: May 5th.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, May 5th. Cinco de Mayo?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Damn. Oh, well, you know what?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: That fucking pocho is getting married on Cinco de Mayo.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to be... You know what?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I think I'm going to fucking be free, dog. I'm
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: going to punk him and be like, hey, bro.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Dog, you can fucking... I'm sure you're kidding.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: You know what, dog?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be like, hey, dog, you better put
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: me down as a fucking padrino, dog. I paid through
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: fucking 12% of this wedding, bitch. I was like, my
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: days better be on the fucking napkin, dog. Like, special
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: thanks for Ezone for the napkins.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Like, fucking A, bro. Like, this is like Yeah, what
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: is it? We haven't been invited.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Like the way he always asks for fucking credit on
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: the shit he works on?
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: You got to be the same way. I'm going to
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: ask him the same way. I'm going to be like, hey, bro,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: you know how you ask me for credit when you
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: record me and my songs? I'm going to ask you
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: to put credit on there for being an employer next
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: to UPS and the wedding invite.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Produced by Ezo. It's going to be a flyer.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Hey, let's make a flyer. Make an IG flyer for
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: the wedding. Yeah, an IG flyer for the wedding. Be like, yo,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: let's get a picture of two Lego people. Oh, you
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: know what, bro? You know what I'm going to fucking do, dawg,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: since I'm going to this fucking thing in Vegas with him, bro?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: All right, there's this fucking machine. in fucking Vegas, dawg,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: in the mall. Come here, Sammy.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Come on fucking here, bro. Hey, go here, Toppy. Yeah. Sammy.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: This is my friend Toppy, a.k.a.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: What's up, Sammy? What's up, man? Hey, all right, Sammy.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Remember when we were in Vegas?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: What did this fucking machine in the mall do, dawg?
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Make you into a Lego.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: He's dead, stopped, dropped all his bags.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: He's like, bro, what is this?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Started asking the guy.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: He was like, oh, you can turn yourself into a
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Lego man. He was like, no way. But like, not
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: like yellow with the face.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: What they do is they put you in this fucking
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: thing and the thing analyzes you like a 3D printer
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: and informs your face on a Lego body.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to fucking.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Pay for Aaron's thing and I'm going to make like
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: seven or ten key chains for everybody here.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Then we can all have a Lego man Aaron.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: That is And not tell him about it. I mean,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: it's probably going to be a little expensive, but it'll
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: be worth it. I mean, it'll be worth it, bro. Like,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: you know, hand him out at his wedding. And then
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: people are going to be like, what the fuck is this, Aaron?
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: It's funny, too.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: It's like whatever that person is wearing to that day
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: or whatever, like he's wearing a hat.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: You can choose, bro.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Put him in a little fucking tuxedo and shit.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man. But fucking, yeah, that's going to happen. But yeah, nobody,
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I think the theory behind us not being invited to
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: the wedding is that I think his wife knows the kind.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Of people we are. And I think.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. If his brothers know the type of shit you
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: fucking say to him, what do you think his wife
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: is going to fucking know?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Imagine his wife asking his brother or his mom asking,¿
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Cómo son los amigos de Aaron?¿ Quieres que te diga
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: la verdad?
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: She just takes out the phone.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Mira. Mira, drogadictos. Narcos. Bro, can you imagine, bro? Can
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: you imagine?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: That's the conversation that they fucking had with him, bro? Like, mira,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: sus amigos son narcos.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Bro, I don't know, man. We're going to crash that
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: fool's wedding, dog. We are, dog.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I'm going to show up late.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I'm going to throw a bunch of Lego pieces on
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: the food. Like, you know, the little individual little piece.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: When they don't let me in at the door, I'm
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: going to start a scene.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Start a scene, yeah. Hey, for real.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Hey, when he walks out the church, instead of throwing
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: rose petals or something like that, start throwing Legos. Like,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: in the floor. Like, bro, that would be the shit, bro.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: He'd probably get really pissed. He'd be like, hey, bro,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: we're not at work. Can you imagine him getting pissed?
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I can see him saying that to me, bro.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: He should tie Legos to the back of his car.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Just buried.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They're just dragging on the road.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: We should make an invitation and put, like, the reception
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: at the Lego store.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: At the Disney fucking.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Downtown Disney. Be like, reception will be held at the
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Lego store at the Downtown Disney Police Park. Let's make
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: a fake invitation for him. Let's have Pedro do it.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Do it, bro.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I will, bro.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I just want to know how mad he's going to
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: get because, like, There's only been two times where he's like, yo, like,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I'll punch you for this, bro. Like, I always like
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: to ask, and I think I'm going to take it
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: too far with him because, you know, his fists look
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: like they're hurt, bro. Yeah, like, you know, he fucking
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: has that football fucking linebacker strength.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: He does, bro.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: What did Mousy say? He said he looks like he's
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: made out of bricks.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: He does, bro.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: He looks like a bunch of cylinder blocks stuck onto
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: each other. That's like a bunch of... He's like a
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: bunch of stop signs.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: He's a fucking thing from Fantastic Four.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: He's the thing from Fantastic Four? Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm going to have fucking, what's his name? Lenny
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: fucking take a picture of Aaron and put his face
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: on the Fantastic Four, dude. He kind of does like
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: that shit. I don't know what the thing was. I
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: always thought it was a piece of the sun. I
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: used to have all those fucking toys, dog.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Like all those fucking toys, dog.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I had a bunch of fucking wrestling toys.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, dog. It fucked up.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: When they destroyed the garage to make it into like
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: an apartment and shit.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: It sucks when you lose interest in all that shit
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: when you start growing up.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: You know what sucks? You don't keep a lot of
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: that shit. Like my mom would just clean up and
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: some of the shit would just go away.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she don't give a fuck. She'd be like, she
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: don't want that shit. She'd be like, fuck this, man.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: You don't want it? I'm going to throw it away.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, what the fuck? Like, this shit has
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: sentimental value, man.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Like, all my fucking games.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Even though you never fucking look at it anytime or
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: play with them.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you start appreciating it when you're older because
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: you're not a kid no more.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, if I could see all the toys I
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: had when I was a kid, bro, and I could
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: still have them, I'll keep them, bro.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: I'll go put them in the storage. That shit would
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: be the shit, dog. Yeah.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I would do a bunch of stop motion animation even
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: though it takes, like, I mean, God knows I don't
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: even have enough time now, but fuck, like. Stop motion
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: animation is a lot of work, right? You got to
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: fucking move shit. Well, you can do it on Instagram
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: a little bit, too, in a sense, where you do
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: the pictures. You move it, move it, move it.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fucking crazy, man. Yeah, man.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: By the way, for everybody out there that has been
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: wondering where to get the merch and stuff like that,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: we don't smoke the same shirts, the High and Hungry shirts,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the Flavors by E-Zone shirts, the candles, and everything else.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: My website is back up on Shopify. It's still flavorsbyezone.com,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: so make sure you guys check that out and put
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: in your order. Shipping is usually within like two or
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: three days. Another thing going on on 420 that's going
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: to happen is, pass me a torch.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: What is it? It's fucking High Times. Is it? Yeah,
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: you know what, bro?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: And although they do have a really great lineup of
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: like some really dope artists, I don't know, bro.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: They're fucking, you want to know what they're charging for
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: a booth, dude?
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: How much?
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: 10 grand?
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: No, $ 3, 500 for a 10x10. Fuck that.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: If your overhead is $ 3, 500 for a 10x10, this is
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: like the highest fucking tax or overhead for a fucking 10x10.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: For what? For three days? So it's $ 1, 500 a day
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: or $ 1, 250 a day. Yeah, so the overhead comes out
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: to like $ 1, 250 a day.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: And let me tell you, there's traffic, but when you're
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: competing and selling the same shit... With all these other companies,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: and you got other companies that are buying 40 by 40,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: it's no longer a fair game. You think that your
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: 10 by 10, no matter how good product you use,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: is going to fucking stand out compared to some company
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: that's like, even though if they could be selling Boof,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It could be nicely packaged Boof,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: and they'll be standing out. We see it all the
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: time with all these other companies. They'll be like, oh,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I'll go choose that one instead of paying attention to
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: this little underdog right here. And this company is in
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: the hole for fucking $ 3, 500. And you went out there,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: and you let your product sugar up, and you let
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: your fucking shatter butter, like, go to the butter room.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: You have to pay your employees if you want some
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: kind of traction, because ain't nobody going to come look
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: at you if you're a dude.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: You got to get, like, some, like, that lowrider style bitch. Like,
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: you put a bitch in front of your car and
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: have shit.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with fat tits.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just be like, hey, come take a fucking dab.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: You know, that's what it turned into. Come take a
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: dab and stare at my tits.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Yep, that's what it fucking turned into, dog.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: So I don't know.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think I will be going out there. I
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: know I definitely will not have a booth out there.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck that.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I know the week after that Smokers Club
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: is coming around in Long Beach. I know I'm going
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: to be up in that. I know for sure, like,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I'll be stopping by the Dab Life booth. And tomorrow
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: is fucking Victor's birthday. Is it really his birthday?
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah. We're going to sock that fool, dog.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Where are we going?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Not if we all do it at the same time. Like,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: he can't. Imagine everybody goes around in a group.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: We're like, all right, guys.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Stomp him out.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Yo, we should, like, we should just surround him, dog. Shit.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: I'm fucking high.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: I'm fucking high, too, man.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Hey, did you see that Andre the Giant biography?
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: I did. You saw it?
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Did you see it?
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't seen it yet.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: You saw it, Ray?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I might download it and just put it in my
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Switch and watch it.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Shit's good.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I found out you can put
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: movies in the Switch. Yeah? Yeah, I didn't know that.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: It's pretty lit.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Put it in there, dog.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but so it's a good documentary?
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro. It's sad, too, and it shows everything about
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: his life.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: I heard it's sad. Like, it really made you feel
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: bad about it?
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, because towards, like, the end, he really didn't
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: give a fuck about anything. And, like, when he was younger,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: he had, like, he had the opportunity to fucking, like,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: to stop all that shit that would make him, like,
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: what he was, like a giant or whatever, that gigantism shit.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Like, he was offered a surgery. Like, the doctor fucking
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: told him, if you don't fucking get the surgery, you're
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: not going to live very long. But he chose not
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: to fucking do it. And, well, he died when he
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: fucking died because of it.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: But there's more to it than that, yeah.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's fucking crazy, man. I didn't even know he
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: could stop that gigantism shit.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: I think the Big Show had that same shit, but
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: he got that surgery and stopped it.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Damn, and the Big Show is a big motherfucker.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I've seen him in the gym before walking in there, bro,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: and not because everybody, I mean, I'm pretty sure some
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: people don't know who the fuck he is, but it's
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: the type of motherfucker that you walk in there, he
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: walks in there, and everybody at the gym, including the
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: people that are lifting weights, the big motherfucker is just like, stop,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: as you just watch this giant fucking.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Walk by you.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: And you're just, like, watching this, like, everybody stops, bro.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: If you're on a treadmill, you can be listening to
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: music because, you know, they're all in a row. And
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: you just see, it's, like, it's literally, like, a wrestling thing. Like, bro,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: you just, everybody just, like, watches this motherfucking thing.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: It's like motherfuckers on the freeway when something happens. They're like, oh, what?
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly what it's like, bro.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: When he walked into the gym, it's, like, everybody stops
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: what they're doing and you just look up.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: You're like, holy shit, that's a fucking big show. Like,
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: this was really that big.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Fuck. It's a blessing and a curse at the same time.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Did he stop wrestling because of that? Same reason?
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: No, I think he's been working out lately, so he's
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: just doing backstage work and shit.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, so he's probably not trying to get hurt, bro.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's been in shape. He's in shape right now.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he puts in work, bro.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, I had been there for a good 50
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: minutes there, and.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: What is it? I went out and did some shit.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: I spent a good three.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: two hours in the complex because I went to Target
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: afterwards and when I was leaving he was still right
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: there just I'm like damn yeah like I'm pretty sure
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: that fool would bench press people you know would you
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: would you let that fool chokeslam you.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Though I would why not whatever chokeslam me through whatever.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Getting hurt, like, when you were 18 compared to getting
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: hurt when you're, like, almost 30 is, like, great.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: It's a high risk, bro.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Then you still got, you're still good at 30.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: You're still good, dog, but.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: I think 35 is when it starts to break down.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: That is true, man. I don't know, man.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Like, I think we're going backwards with our life expectancies.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I think we're going back to, like, the caveman numbers.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, like 45.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like 40 and 45. Like, motherfuckers is dying for
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: no reason. Yeah.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Dying from fucking. Dying from colds and shit. Like, simple
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: shit they're dying from.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, there's like a bunch of new shit, though,
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: that you can die from nowadays, bro.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: I was like, man, that shit.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Man-made shit.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Man-made shit. It's like everything you ingest, like popcorn will
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: give you cancer.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Fucking pieces of shit.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, man, there's a lot of people on Earth, bro.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but a lot of people die every day, too,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: so it should even out.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: That is true.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: It's like, I guess, yeah, but then a lot of
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: people are born every day, too.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: That's why. But people die every day. People are born
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: every day.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Whatever. It's a trip, man.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: I guess people are being born more than people dying nowadays.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, but can you blame people? I mean, fucking
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: is fun.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: It is fun, but I was looking into this new
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: generation of young motherfuckers.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: There's no kids zone, bro.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's me and you, dog. We don't have any
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: fucking kids.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I've noticed shit that's like, It's like they have that
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: mentality where it's like, yeah, kids, nah, bro.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: I want to raise a dog.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, can you believe it? Everything's fucking expensive right now, dog.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: People can't afford a fucking kid. You can barely afford
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: rent and your fucking bills. How are you going to
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: afford a fucking kid?
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: It ain't like fucking 20 years ago where rent was
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: like whatever, what, 500 bucks? You know, fucking whatever. You
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: get a fucking crib. Everyone could get a fucking crib
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: back in the day. It's like impossible to buy a
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: fucking house now.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: That is fucking true, man.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Our fucking parents bought cribs and they're fucking immigrants, dog.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: We were born here and we can't even buy a
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: fucking house.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Damn, that's fucked up, man. I didn't think about it
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: That's how it be.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: That is true, man.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: You got to fucking inherit a house or fucking like
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: take over.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it is now. You got to inherit
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: the fucking house.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Fuck that shit, man.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: That sucks. That's why you got to sell dope.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I don't even then, bro. It doesn't answer all the things, man.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: You know, also a big fucking shout out to all
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: you guys, all you comedy fans. You guys know that
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: we have a lot of friends that do comedy here.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: You know, Felipe Esparza, fucking Rodrigo, George Perez, Sy Dick Eddie,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Lee Syatt. But two of those friends are going to
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: be in a movie coming up on April 30th.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Taco Shop.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: It's going to be up. That's right. It's called Taco
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Shop and it stars.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Two of our friends that you guys have seen here
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: on B-Real TV, Felipe Esparza, who was one of our
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: first guests for our first season of We Don't Smoke,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: the same show, and what is it, George Perez, who
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: we've had on the Smokebox and on our show as well, too.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: They both star in this movie. They both have different
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: views about it. Like, George is happy about that he
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: has roles in it, and Felipe's like, I don't even
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: say anything, bro. Like, you know what I mean? He's
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: just like, I don't even say anything in the movie. Yeah.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: And then fucking Rodrigo's like, they took the part out
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: of you. I wish we could like fucking have Rodrigo's
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: laugh on the buttons, bro. He should make a keychain
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: with like different laughs of Rodrigo.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Just fucking get that part and edit it out and
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: put it in there, bro. Just put his laugh. It's
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: that simple.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, because Rodrigo's one of those people that just
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: laughs so fucking loud, bro. Like, if he laughed in
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: this room right now, bro, it would echo. But they're
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: having the screening. At the comedy store? At the comedy
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: store on April 30th.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: I know we're going to fucking be there.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: I got to be there.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be there. Everybody here is fucking invited.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: I'm there.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Huh? That day? That same day? April 30th?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: We should all be special guests in that alley review.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, can we all just, like, what is it, jump
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Razz dude in there?
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he should get jumped in that alley review.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro. Like, let's sabotage him.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's not tell him about it.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Everybody gangs up on him, but, like, you do those scenes,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you do that scene, like, you remember, like, where it's, like,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: .
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that'll be the end of season two.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't want to do alley reviews no more. You're
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: going to go out and start doing coconut reviews.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: What the fuck, dog?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Hey, remember that one time you said the security fools
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: pulled up with a gun on you guys?
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: He was like, you guys can't get me in this
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: fucking alley, bro.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Fuck out.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Because you guys don't know what the fuck goes on
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: in the alley, bro. An alley could be like a
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: bunch of houses connected together and they could be having
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: a bunch of like, those could be chicken houses, fool.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? They don't want you to
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: be there.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: They don't care. They don't care.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: They don't care, bro. They don't care, bro.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: They don't care.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Yep, they really don't care, but yeah, man, so alright,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: so I think it's about that time, bro.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: It's about that time to bring forth the rhythm and
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: the rhyme.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: So we want to send a.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Couple RIPs to two people that we saw that passed
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: away that, you know, I was like, wasn't one of
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: them was a former first lady?
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: What is it? Yes. Barbara Bush. Barbara Bush. Passed away.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Is her husband still alive?
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that asshole's still alive.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: You know, when they're that old, bro, the one follows
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: the other, bro.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Hopefully.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: And what is it? Who's the wrestler that.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Died, dog?
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: He was an old wrestler from the 60s and the 70s,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Bruno San Martino. Before it was the WWF, it was
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: the WWWF. It was the Worldwide Wrestling Federation. That was
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: when Vince's dad owned it, and Bruno San Martino was
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: a champion when Vince's dad was the owner of it.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: What's Vince's dad's name? Same thing, Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: So he's Vince Jr.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Fuck. Yeah.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: He was 82 years old. There's a story of him
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: and the Iron Sheik back in the day. They were, like, in,
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know, in some locker room. And, like, some
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: football players came in, like, from the local football team.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: And they came in talking shit to these fools. And fucking, well,
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: they came in talking shit to Bruno San Martino. And
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Iron Sheik was in the shower. So they started, one
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: fool fucking swung on him. And he fucking automatically fucked
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: that fool up. And then there was four other football players.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: They started jumping that fool. And then Iron Sheik heard
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: that shit, and he jumped out the shower. And both
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: those fools just fucking cleaned house and fucked everybody up.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: They fucked five football players against two, and they fucked
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: all of them up.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: They fucked all the football players? Yeah. Damn, what team
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: is this for?
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: I think it was, I don't know. I think it
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: was some of the Steelers and one Canadian football player
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: from back in the day or some shit like that,
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: if I'm not mistaken. Damn. Beat the fuck out of them.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Shout out to that. Shout out to Bruno San Martino.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Rest in peace.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Is that, like, that's a known story? Yeah.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: If you look it up.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Man, they must have really been talking shit. They went
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: into their locker room just because?
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were, like, trying to fucking be smartasses. They
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: tried to shake his hand, and, like, the dude tried
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: to squeeze his hand, like, to... Yeah. Say like, oh,
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: you wrestlers aren't shit. Y'all motherfuckers ain't fucking tough guys.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: And they went in and beat the fuck out of everyone.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Fuck. Iron Sheik is a big ass motherfucker too, bro.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're all fucking roided up back in the day, dog.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Can't fuck with those people.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: That's when you can get pure steroids, dog. Yeah.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Fucking pure.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Pure steroids and cocaine and fucking pain pills all day.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Quaaludes and shit.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: All day long.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Did you see Joey Diaz post that fucking... Picture of
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: a Quaalude bottle?
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Did he?
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: He posted a picture and it's like a legit medical
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: fucking a legit fucking medical fucking like bottle.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: And shit, bro.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: I didn't see that. Yep. Let me check it out.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: He fucking posted up a picture of Quaalude. Yo, there's
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: this weird shit I ran on the internet the other day.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the benefits of this is right here,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: but People, and there's a restaurant, and there's this place, bro,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: where people are fucking putting tarantulas in their burgers, bro.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: What?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: That's in North Carolina, Durham, North Carolina. A self-described... Those
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: fucking hicks.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Eric Fogue found a way to overcome what she dreads,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: you know, at a burger joint. So she said, this
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: is to face her fear. 27-year-old said at the Bull
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: City Burger Brewery where she tucked To a hamburger, she
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: topped it off with a crunchy, fully-grown oven-roasted tarantula and
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: a side of fries.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Yum.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: This is... I mean... To conquer your fear?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: That's the only reason she did it?
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: I thought it was like an actual food that people
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: do out there or whatever. This bitch just ate it
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: to conquer her fear?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: She said the tarantula burger was a feature of the
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: restaurant's April Exotic Meat Month.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which in the past six years had been featured...
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: And iguana, alligator, and camels, and python, turtle, and various
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: insects burgers.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: That's nasty, bro. Why? Tarantulas made their... I'm hungry.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Let's go, North Carolina.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: That's... I don't know if I... Iguana, I would. That's
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: like garrobo, you know? That's like what you... Salvadorian, you know? Yeah, dog.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Fuck iguanas. Eat them all day.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I can... That's actually not that bad.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I've ate.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Iguanas are assholes, bro.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: They hit you with their tail, bro. Alligator, I'll fuck
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: one of those up.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: I want to eat some alligator. I never had any.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know about turtle, bro. That makes you feel sad.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Nah. Ninja turtles, dog. You can't fucking eat a turtle.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro. I'll feel sad.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: It says, yeah, so tarantulas made their debut after restaurant
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: owner Seth Gross fucking read about how they had become
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: a street food staple in Cambodia.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Hey, Cambodia.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Hey, Cambodia.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Fucking Raz dude and his people, bro, eating spiders and shit.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Where they are mixed with salt and sugar and cooked, bro.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: So they're kind of served like a churro.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. I like churros.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: He thought it would be a good way to fucking
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: to teach people about diversity. You know, I guess he
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: says in an interview, but I don't. He says the
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: tarantula burger is not for everyone. He only gets 15
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: of the organically raised creatures each year. So dinners need
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: to be lucky as well as daring to taste. You
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: come in, you fill a lottery ticket. He said, if
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: we draw your name, you come and get to eat one.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: That's kind of nasty, though, bro. Like, how the fuck
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: do you feel about just biting into a fucking crunchy
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: ass fucking, like a fucking spider, bro?
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't like fucking being near any spider
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: to begin with.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: And it's a hairy spider, too, bro.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure they skinned it and whatnot.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's just disgusting, bro. I just don't know about that.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: It's like eating a fucking, eating a hairy nutsack, fried
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: hairy nutsack.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: The lady said it reminded her of like eating, what
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: is it, like chips. So she said it was very
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: like deep fried and shit, you know?
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: So she could barely tell. So she could barely tell.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I would imagine that it would just be like, you know, just,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I would imagine it would just be like, I don't know,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: it would probably taste very nasty, bro.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: I wonder if it's hollow. Or does it have guts
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: and shit inside? That's nasty, bro. I don't know, man.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Tiny guts and tiny heart. Tiny cock.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Shout out to all you motherfuckers that are going to
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: be getting high tomorrow or tonight at midnight. At 420.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Don't wait till 420, man. This has been the 420.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Start now with us.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Start now.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: You guys have been smoking the whole time, so make
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: sure you guys just keep on.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're watching this and smoking, so just keep going.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Just keep going all the way till 12, and then
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: you can be like, hey, 420 is just like any
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: other fucking day. But with that being said, fuck it.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Make sure you follow me at Flavors by E-Zone on Instagram.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Follow me at Shigadetic on Instagram.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Look on both of our Instagrams for the winner of
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: the giveaway. And there will be new music being uploaded
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: there tomorrow.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Every week. I don't know.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Be on the lookout for new music every fucking week.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Every week. We got to talk to B-Real. See if
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: he can get these lyrics down for the song.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Remember your fucking lyrics, asshole.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then what is it? What is it?
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Love you.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: We'll see about that. Papi. I will see you.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Papa. I will see you guys next week. Fucking we're
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: probably somewhere in Vegas right now.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: Peace out. Peace. We in Vegas.