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#275 A Boatload of Big News! · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: I'm chill. I'm chill.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's just because you keep telling yourself that.
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  Speaker 3: If you've got to tell people you're chill, you're not chill.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a pretty chill guy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking chill. I'm not chilled. What? Let's kick this off.
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  Speaker 3: He's shaken, not stirred.
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  Speaker 4: He's shaken, all right.
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  Speaker 1: What do you got? What do you got for me?
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  Speaker 4: We're celebrating an anniversary today, Matt.
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  Speaker 1: We are.
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  Speaker 4: We are celebrating an anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: It's not me. And it's not me. Who could it be?
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  Speaker 1: Who could it be?
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  Speaker 4: It could be Vic.
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  Speaker 1: You.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: One year.
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  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. You knew. Hang on. I totally forgot. Where
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  Speaker 1: are you going? Don't leave me here.
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  Speaker 2: What's he doing? No.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Matt.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. You guys are so lovely. I'm awkward with confrontation
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  Speaker 4: and also I'm locked in.
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  Speaker 3: I just hit myself in the head.
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  Speaker 1: Now, that's not all we've got. That is so nice.
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  Speaker 1: That is not all we've.
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  Speaker 4: Got for you.
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  Speaker 1: I did not.
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  Speaker 3: I actually totally forgot.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, do you reckon that was a farce?
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  Speaker 4: We've got more for you. Thank you. So we'll start
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  Speaker 4: the show and tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. Welcome back to Two Doting Dads. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Addy J.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm Ash.
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  Speaker 1: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is
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  Speaker 1: the good, it is the bad.
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  Speaker 2: And the related.
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  Speaker 1: And we would never dream of giving advice, except we
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  Speaker 1: do give a lot of advice lately. But besides the point.
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  Speaker 1: It's a phase.
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  Speaker 4: We'll phase out.
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  Speaker 1: Peaks and troughs. And Vic. Vic. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: One year.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of flowers they are, but
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  Speaker 1: they asked, what does she like? And I said. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. She likes pretty flowers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. That's what I was going to say. Very good.
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  Speaker 1: They may need to go into water because they've been
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  Speaker 1: in my car for a couple of hours.
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  Speaker 4: It's hot out there.
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  Speaker 1: And they were like, how long until I'll be in water?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, a couple of minutes. And they
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  Speaker 1: were like, good, because five minutes I'll die.
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  Speaker 4: Good thing you didn't get a piece, Lily. The dramatic
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  Speaker 4: thing would be dead.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I genuinely forgot, so that's really kind.
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  Speaker 2: Also.
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  Speaker 3: You guys are so thoughtful.
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  Speaker 4: We have got you a voucher to go to Fat Pomelo.com.
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  Speaker 3: My favourite restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: What a guess.
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  Speaker 4: And also we have one more thing which I'll let Matt.
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  Speaker 4: I'll let Matt tell you what that is.
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  Speaker 3: This is too much.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, stop there. Good. We would love you and
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  Speaker 1: Dan to have a date night at that restaurant. Obviously
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  Speaker 1: you need someone to look after the kids. Ash and
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  Speaker 1: I would love to put our hands up as babysitters
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  Speaker 1: for the kids. This guy.
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  Speaker 4: Seriously?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. My kids will love that. Do you
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  Speaker 3: know they've been sleeping with your dolls?
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  Speaker 4: Dolls?
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  Speaker 3: Dolls. The Ash and Matt doll this week.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're going to have the real thing. In a
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  Speaker 1: very safe and appropriate way of connecting with the kids. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: as guardians.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. That is so nice.
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  Speaker 3: I was just saying how much we needed a date night.
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  Speaker 1: Funny that. We heard it. We were quick. What a
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  Speaker 1: great 12 months though. It's gone quick.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Very fast.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, Vic, for all the work you do. It
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  Speaker 4: does not go unnoticed. It is obvious the work that
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  Speaker 4: you do for us and we are forever grateful.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I am forever grateful you asked me to be
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  Speaker 3: on this team with you because it has been a
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  Speaker 3: wonderful year.
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  Speaker 1: Best decision we ever made.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: And thank you also for the Dodas for accepting me
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  Speaker 3: as the new producer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, open arms. Yes. You guys need to back off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, back off.
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  Speaker 1: It's chill. It's pretty chill though. Some of the messages,
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  Speaker 1: they're a bit much.
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  Speaker 4: They're a bit much, guys.
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  Speaker 1: We're here too. Oh, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 3: Any notes on like the last 12 months?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's for another conversation.
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  Speaker 1: I think overall performance has been great. I think without
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  Speaker 1: question the number one asset that you bring is the laughter.
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  Speaker 1: There is nothing more heartwarming for me than telling any
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  Speaker 1: type of joke and in the back of my mind
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  Speaker 1: I'm like.
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  Speaker 4: Pickle laugh.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know. Very good. Yeah, true. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like it just works.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Good chemistry.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Shall we kick on then?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: That's very kind.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much. Where are we at now?
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  Speaker 1: That's all we've got time for. Oh, I have an
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  Speaker 1: announcement to make. Another one.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I have an announcement. After many discussions, I'm excited to
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  Speaker 1: announce that officially I will be competing in the Sydney
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  Speaker 1: to Hobart yacht race.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 1: Does Laura know?
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  Speaker 3: This is how she's telling it.
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  Speaker 1: I was waiting for the perfect time. Because obviously we
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  Speaker 1: spoke about it. The issue is we're down in Ulladulla.
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  Speaker 1: It's three and a half hours from Sydney. We have
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  Speaker 1: a booking. So someone's going to be in the house.
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  Speaker 1: We need to pack up and leave not long after Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: And in order for me to do the race, the
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  Speaker 1: Sydney to Hobart, I would need to leave on Christmas night.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Christmas night.
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  Speaker 1: It's a Christmas night.
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  Speaker 4: It kicks off on Boxing Day.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I need to be there like seven in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, ready to go. So I would need to
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  Speaker 1: leave Christmas night, which just, what?
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  Speaker 3: Earlier than that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think I know.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Don't make us take those flowers back. Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I would have.
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  Speaker 3: Thought you'd be up at like five.
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  Speaker 4: Just clutching onto those flowers.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they leave quite late, really, but they have to
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  Speaker 1: do a lot of prep.
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  Speaker 4: That's because he's in one of the boats that's just
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  Speaker 4: for fun.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, true. We're trying to win.
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  Speaker 4: No, you are not. The Starlight boat, isn't it? Starlight boat?
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  Speaker 1: So just for context, the boat is called the InfoTrack boat.
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  Speaker 1: guy who owns it christian is like a billionaire he's
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  Speaker 1: like batman essentially he's just like he's one of those
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  Speaker 1: crazy guys who's just like has it all and what
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  Speaker 1: else i want to then do the senator hobart and
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  Speaker 1: he's got the super maxi which is the biggest yacht
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  Speaker 1: you can get and the crew they they get paid
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  Speaker 1: like they are the best of the best internationally please
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  Speaker 1: don't get in the way and then i'm like hello
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You're like a free help it's like we just needed
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  Speaker 4: someone else You're the personality hire.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just there to bring the lols. I'm like, we're
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  Speaker 1: having a good time.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine if you got on that boat and I was
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  Speaker 4: on there too.
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  Speaker 1: I would love that.
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  Speaker 4: I would do it.
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  Speaker 3: I would hate to think what would happen.
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  Speaker 1: We both went down. Welcome to no doting dads. They're
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  Speaker 1: the most technically advanced boat. So there is multiple cameras.
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  Speaker 1: You can live stream the whole race if you want to. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: Hal is back.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, mate. Are you the power guy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the power guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yay!
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  Speaker 2: Come on in.
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  Speaker 1: Come on in. It's all good.
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  Speaker 4: Where's your switch for? For those of you wondering, Matt's
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  Speaker 4: showing the electrician where the power box is because we
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  Speaker 4: didn't pay our power bill.
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  Speaker 1: Time's tough.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't paid rent either. What were you just saying?
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  Speaker 1: You can live stream the race. So I had yesterday
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  Speaker 1: the big kickoff meeting. But before I did that and
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  Speaker 1: Starlight were like, hey, we really need to know. It's
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  Speaker 1: been a couple of weeks now. If you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to do it, we need to find a replacement who
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  Speaker 1: can do it. And there's not just the race on
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  Speaker 1: Boxing Day. There's a lot of training that you have
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  Speaker 1: to do in preparation. There's like a few races that
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  Speaker 1: we take part in to make sure the crew are
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  Speaker 1: all You know, in peak condition.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what I can't believe? You're going to
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  Speaker 4: achieve your New Year's resolution.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: In the last week of the year.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: With zero thought of, you'd forgotten.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: You remembered. I remembered. It's fate. It is.
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  Speaker 4: It's fate. I don't believe in that shit.
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  Speaker 1: I put it out to the universe and it's just,
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  Speaker 1: it's answered my call.
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  Speaker 3: And are you going to learn Portuguese?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I have learned. This is about me, not about Ash.
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  Speaker 4: It usually is about me, so we'll make it about you.
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  Speaker 1: Obrigado.
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  Speaker 4: Obrigado.
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  Speaker 3: It is exciting.
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  Speaker 1: But, yeah, finding the right moment to pitch it to
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  Speaker 1: Laura was the hardest thing. Harder than the race, I think. Mid-sex. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what do you think about this?
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  Speaker 3: It was the actions that got me.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Excuse you.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Didn't go down amazingly well, which I get.
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  Speaker 1: If Laura came to me and said, I want to
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  Speaker 1: do the Sydney to Hobart, I'd be like, that's just
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  Speaker 1: adding a lot of work to my plate.
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  Speaker 4: Because you're so chill.
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  Speaker 1: We had an argument before this podcast record about the
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  Speaker 1: fact that I'm really chill. For anyone who's wondering why
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  Speaker 1: Ash keeps mentioning it. I haven't the last time. But Laura,
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  Speaker 1: I then, I said to Laura, I said, look, it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be too hard. I just won't do it.
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  Speaker 4: An adult, yes, no. Even though you've already said yes.
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  Speaker 3: Reverse psychology.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she said, no.
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  Speaker 3: It's the oldest trick in the book.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do it.
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  Speaker 4: We'll make it happen.
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  Speaker 1: So we're locked in. It gets announced today. And we are,
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  Speaker 1: of course, raising money for Starlight Foundations. That's why we're
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  Speaker 1: doing it. Doing it for the kids and my New
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  Speaker 1: Year's resolution.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. The kids are just like extra.
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  Speaker 1: But I said to them, like, obviously this is just, like,
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  Speaker 1: we're just trying to get to the finish line, right?
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  Speaker 1: And the guy was like, no, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: He's like, we want to win.
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  Speaker 4: Are you here for the team?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so apparently they- Do you guys need a big
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  Speaker 1: pep talk? I don't think we do. Okay, yeah, you do.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think- I think you do. Well, we do
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  Speaker 1: have a couple of team meetings. And so maybe like
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  Speaker 1: either I can get a recorded message and be like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: my contribution to the race.
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  Speaker 4: You get out there and sail the shit out of
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  Speaker 4: that boat.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome. So they said you can get as involved
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  Speaker 1: as you like. You can hold the rope. You can
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  Speaker 1: hold the rope. I said I love holding rope. You
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: know what will happen?
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  Speaker 4: They'll give you like, oh, steering wheel.
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  Speaker 1: It's not attached. They'll be like, I got this, fellas.
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  Speaker 1: I just keep pulling this rope. Sit right back and
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  Speaker 1: you hear a tail. Yeah. Underneath. Gilligan. In the cabin
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  Speaker 1: by myself. You should get a Gilligan hat. And they're like,
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  Speaker 1: how are you going down there, Matt? I'm like, really good.
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  Speaker 1: Under control. So, yeah, I think we set sail. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if that's what you said, sail? We usually don't.
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  Speaker 4: You're the sailor. I haven't had my first training session.
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  Speaker 4: We disembark and we set off into the sunset.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's like 1 o'clock on Boxing Day and
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  Speaker 1: the plan is to arrive in the morning. So between
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  Speaker 1: 4 to 8 a.m.
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  Speaker 4: On the 28th. That's a long time. You don't get seasick,
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  Speaker 4: do you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my next question. They said everyone pretty
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  Speaker 1: much takes the sea. I said, I don't get seasick.
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  Speaker 1: And they were like, you shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, you haven't been on the sea, boy.
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  Speaker 1: Listen here, newbie. And I was like, yes, sir. So
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  Speaker 1: they said you have to go get like the industrial
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: strength seasickness pills. Yeah, that'd be bad. Because they were like,
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  Speaker 1: you've never experienced life at the high seas.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And they are high.
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  Speaker 1: They're very high. I wonder what my initiation will be.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, have they told you what training involves?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've got to do, there's a lot of information.
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  Speaker 1: I've got it written down. But you have a number
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: of different sessions on the boat, understanding the boat. I've
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  Speaker 1: got to do my sea survival course. It was a
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  Speaker 1: little bit scary. They did say, who is your next
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: of kin? If something happens to you at sea, we
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: need to call this person with potentially bad news. We
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: have to tick that box. So who would that be?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, that would be- Matt who? He's
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: a sailor. I've never heard of him. So, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: locked in, guys. I will keep you updated. I think
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  Speaker 1: my first race is December 4, Cabbage Tree Race.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, do you do prep race?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we do multiple races in the lead up too. Oh, yeah,
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: we got a car.
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  Speaker 4: We got a car.
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  Speaker 1: Huzzah.
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  Speaker 4: Our hero. Can you pay the bill too?
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: Did you pay the bill? For people who may not
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: have listened to the Kira episode, we forgot to pay
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: our electricity bill. I already said that. Oh, well, why
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: don't I just go fuck myself then?
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  Speaker 4: That's not very chill of you.
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  Speaker 1: Last time. Okay. Oh, pre-races.
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  Speaker 2: Pre-races.
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  Speaker 4: September 4.
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  Speaker 1: September 4. I think if you guys like, I will
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  Speaker 1: not be offended if you say no to this, there
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  Speaker 1: is the chance to come down to Rush Cutter's Yacht
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  Speaker 1: Club and I can show you the boat.
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  Speaker 3: I'll come.
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  Speaker 4: Are you going to have a sweater over your shoulder? No.
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  Speaker 1: I will be in my racing kit.
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  Speaker 4: In your loafers. I'll come. How long is the race for?
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  Speaker 1: The December 4 one is 4 o'clock. We leave. We
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  Speaker 1: set sail. We come back about 5 a.m. the next morning.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you're out and back.
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  Speaker 1: It's a long time. To Port Stephens. Yeah, Port Stephens
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  Speaker 1: and back.
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  Speaker 4: People are just really trying to escape society, aren't they?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think this will change me? Do you think
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  Speaker 1: I'll be different? Like, come next year, will people be like,
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: Matt just sounds a bit different?
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we had a great weekend on the yacht.
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  Speaker 4: No, he'll be like, instead of left and right, he'll
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: be like, Ash, it's starboard. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think it will change you.
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  Speaker 1: I hope it does.
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  Speaker 4: They say the sea changes people. Yeah, cast away. Think
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: about that.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Who knows if I'll ever readjust to life
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  Speaker 1: back on the land.
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  Speaker 3: And let's not talk about the year that people died.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: 1998. Yeah, it's a dangerous sport. It's not for the
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  Speaker 1: faint of heart.
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  Speaker 4: That was ages ago.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but stuff like this really, it sticks with you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they always say that the sea sticks with you.
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  Speaker 1: As I always say in life, a calm sea never
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  Speaker 1: made a good sailor.
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  Speaker 4: I have heard you say that a few times. There's
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  Speaker 4: a guy who hasn't sailed yet. Well, I'm impressed.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm impressed with you this week.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I didn't pay the power bill. I fucking can't
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: ask questions to guests because I get that fucking wrong.
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  Speaker 4: What else we got?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God. So mopey. Okay, all right.
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty chipper. I'm chill.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Well, actually, I tried to order 360 shirts.
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  Speaker 4: I did.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: Did you put an extra zero on accidentally?
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: No.
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: Look, miscommunication, okay? I thought we were getting all new shirts,
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: all the colors, all the sizes. Until I looked at
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: the bank account, I was like, oh. No, Matt was like, hey, buddy.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Hey, bud.
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: Well, I just, we're going to be sitting on a
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: lot of stock.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: I can't call Dash. Hello. Sorry about that. No, no, no.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: So just for the doters out there, we have more
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: hats coming and some more shirts coming. but not as
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: many as I thought we needed. We needed.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: We're going to do one new colour.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're doing a new colour, and then next year
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: we'll do a proper launch. Don't take that away from me.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: And the colour we chose was? Butter.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like butter.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Butter with cobalt. Can I, and this is by no
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: means an attack on you.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, this is definitely an attack on me.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: So there's a lot of colours to choose from.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: I said yellow.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: And Ash goes, just the yellow. I'm a simple guy.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: The lady was like, what.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: Do you mean by yellow?
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Yellow.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Sounds like hello.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Don't make me repeat myself. Come on.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: You're not dumb.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I didn't say me. I said the
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: process is dumb.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: There should be only blanket colors, not this eggshell white,
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: butter yellow, zzz.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: No, not you.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Anyway, we fixed it.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't fix it. Matt pulled me up. Before
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: this podcast would have to go into liquidation. But we'll
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: have the shirts. You'll see me down the market trying
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: to fucking vlog shirts.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Two for one. So they will be arriving shortly. But
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: something that is currently available, Ash. Something has arrived on
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: my desk.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Are you serving me papers?
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: It looks like that.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Holy shit. So Matt's handed me a big A4 envelope.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: It's thick.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: It's a thick boy.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: It's weighty.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's brilliant.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Can I open it up? Please. Yeah, yeah. This is hot.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Hot off the press.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: I am looking at the 2027 Chore Play calendar created
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: by yours truly. All proceeds from this will go to Movember.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Thank you to the people at Movember.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: What lovely thickness of the paper.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: It is a good GSM. Yeah. What's GSM?
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: The first one.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: I was like, did we approve that one?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Did we approve that one first? It's good.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: That's good gear. Oh, yeah.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is very boring for people to see.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Anyway, so it's got 12 months of pure hotness.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I'm so nervous there's a mistake in the dates.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but we'll run with it if there is. We
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: did that last time.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I'm excited. So the calendars are here. They are back.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: They are currently for sale and we don't have that many.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: So just a word of warning. If you do want
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: to buy one, I'd get him pretty quick.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: I didn't do the ordering. So we don't have that many.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: I love the cover.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Lee from page 38, who printed these.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: And I did say multiple times, I'm like, I'm just,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry about the content that you have to
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: deal with here because He put it together and he
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: then works with an external printing company. It looks a bit,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: you know, strange.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: He's the middleman.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: And he had a sample printed in his car and
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: the car had to go in for a service. And
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: the mechanic was like, oh, that's a pretty nice calendar. Well,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: the mechanics usually have girls on their calendars.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: He should have been like, what about this one, fellas?
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: And Lee was like, oh, the thing is for $ 2.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: 99.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Shut the door and drive off.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: So the calendars are here. Very good. I'm excited. It
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: looks great. They look great. It looks great. I love
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: the colour on the back too. We very nearly didn't
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: make these.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: I know. I didn't think we were and then we
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: were just doing it.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: We made it work.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: We made it work. I'm glad we did it.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: It comes together every time.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: We knew it was important to the doters, so we
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: pushed through.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: No mistakes.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: We don't know yet.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: If you do spot a mistake, it was on purpose.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Keep it to yourself. It was on purpose. Well, that's good.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: And they'll be available on our website?
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Correct. 2.0data.com. Right now? Yeah. Now? Right now.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: I'm going to buy one.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: If there's any left, who knows?
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I've got a few here.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: There may not be. I can keep these ones? Yeah.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: A couple of them? Yeah, one each.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Nan has not stopped calling me, asking me for calendars.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Classic Nan. She's a bloody sex pest.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: She's like, I want Mattie J. I've taken her to
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: my house all year round.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: There is no greater compliment than hearing that from you, Nan. Absolutely. Matt.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Yes. You are speaking on a panel tomorrow night.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I do. I have a few panels coming. coming up
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: love a.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Panel i do like a panel i know i keep
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: getting like all these like ads it's like matt i
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: keep thinking it's the same one but it's all different
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: panels i've i've.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Really i've over committed myself to panels but this one
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: is very important okay it's one that is organized by
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: a group called teach us consent and they've got some
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: of the greatest minds in parenting together.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: In one room And consent in one room.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I have somehow managed to get on that list.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Who's on there?
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Maggie D.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Maggie Dent.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Maggie Dent.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: And.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Dr.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Billy Garvey.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Garvey. And Zach Seidler.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. We've had Zach on before.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: We haven't had Billy on yet, have we?
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: No, but a lot of people are like.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like number one on the Dota's list.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, Billy's... You make sure you do your thing when
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: you're there.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Well, we spoke to him really... We're at Parliament House.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: We had... quick little chat to him i don't remember
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: it was it was brief it was everyone was very
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: busy we're all getting pulled pillar to post so i
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: didn't get a chance to really schmooze him but i
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: have had multiple requests to to really get in there
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: like lock in.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah i yeah it's be good to go everyone yeah
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: i i don't recall chatting to him because i got
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: there was so many people with men's walking groups that
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: were talking to him.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: A lot of men's walking groups.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: And I couldn't really escape that. But it'll be interesting
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: to have him on. I've seen some of his work.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: He's so good. He's very good.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: He's got his own podcast too.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: If you want to listen because a lot of people
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: want to get tickets. It's only in Sydney. It's a
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: free event and I think tickets are already allocated. But
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: they will cut it down as a podcast episode, which
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't listen to because this is the only podcast
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: you really should be listening to.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't listen to that.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: But we'll let you know where it is.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: We'll just get Vic down there just to put you
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: on a live stream. Live stream.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: The phone? Yeah.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: He's like, you're doing.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Great, sweetie.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Instagram live.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: I actually am coming because I was very excited about
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: the line-up. We got emailed about asking for your presence
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: at the panel, which I was excited about.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: Not mine.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: You don't like panels.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: No.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: No, I don't know that. I like to say no.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, you do. Makes me feel good. No, I get it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: I get it. That's not my strength. It's not a
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: strength of mine. Matt, yeah. They'll be like, ah, they'll
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: probably give me some socioeconomic questions.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: But I'm going to go there and just ask every
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: single panel member if they will come on the show.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: They'll be like, Matt, what colour is the sky? You'll
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: be like, blue.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: They'll be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is an
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: economic crisis. What?
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: I went on the Today Extra the other day.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: How was that?
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: That was great.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Except DZ was there and I was like, you. He
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: was like, what? Who's DC?
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: David Campbell.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: DC.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, DC. I didn't know that.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Look, only close friends know. Real chill guys know.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Did you speak to him about, so if anyone is wondering,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: when we did Parliament House, we did a live cross.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I had a very easy question. Ash got asked a
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: question about cost of living and how we can justify
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: taking time off for paid parental leave, given how expensive
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: it is right now with cost of living and rising
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: interest rates.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: But also my wife manages the finances. So how the
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: hell am I supposed to know?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Did you ask him about the question? I said, I
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: got a.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Bone to pick with you. And he was like, cool, bro,
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: and moved on and continued on with the show. And
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: then I forgot. But I will next time.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: But it was actually Belinda who read the question. But again,
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: she didn't write the question. It was the producers.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: That's DC.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Classic DC.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: It sucks that he's such a lovely guy.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Did you ask him to come on our podcast?
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: No, I said that we're booked out.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: This year, next year, it's wide open.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: We do need to get him on. I don't care.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely keen to get him on, but I just
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: like to play hard to get.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was about to say.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I want him to be like, please, have me on.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, no. Did he ask? He didn't ask,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: did he?
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: No, he didn't. I think he's probably too proud. He's
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: got his own podcast.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: What? Do what?
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: And it's a parenting one too.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Fuck him.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: A competition.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Let's get on and sabotage it.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Ask him a bunch of questions that he wouldn't know
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: the answer to like he did with me.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I'd have him on. I'd have him on. He
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: is a nice guy.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: But yeah, congratulations.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: And I would like to– look, I'll just be honest.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: I'm probably not going to beat it.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I have absolutely no doubt that that was going to happen.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: How long does it go for? Three hours.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Three hours.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Some of it is watching a TV show.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm keen for that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: That's how I got Dan.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Across the line.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: What TV show is it?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: It's The Manosphere by Marc Fennell.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Like the opposite to the actual Manosphere.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I think he's trying to, it's a bit like
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: the Louis Theroux doco.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: He's trying to break it down.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: He's trying to understand it.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Got it.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Understand it, yeah.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Well, I wish you luck, my friend.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Hey, thank you.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't dream of it.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Good, good, good, good.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: What have we got next? Breaking news.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Or is it... I don't want to gossip, but.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: That's for next year. We need a tune. But, yeah,
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: go ahead.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Well, we're going to mix up the breaking news segment
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: a little bit with a bit of celeb gossip.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because we don't like to gossip.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not a gossiper.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: I don't like to gossip, but.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: We don't like to gossip.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: We don't like to gossip.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: But we love to gossip.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: You've got it laid on me.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: You know Florence Welch, famous from.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Florence the Machine.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: She's. Powerhouse. I feel like she was kind of peak millennial. Yeah, 08. Yeah. 07, 08.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: The good old Financial Crisis. What's the song?
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Dog Days Are Over.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Dog Days Are Over.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: It's a build up, that one.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Whenever I'm a bit tired on a long drive, I'll
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: put that on and just like, woo.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: It's one of those songs that's timeless. It's a bit
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: like Tame Impala, some of the Tame Impala stuff.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Well said.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Similar era. I feel like we.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Don't have that anymore.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: People are too scared.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Scared of what? I don't know. Everything. Things.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: She's besties with Taylor Swift too, fun fact.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Is she really?
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was in Taylor's doco.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: This is so good.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Who wasn't in Taylor's doco?
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: And she sang with her on her eras tour.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, now you're just rubbing it in. Okay.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: So Florence Welch gave the crowd a moment they'll never
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: forget at Reading Festival in 2026 during her performance of
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Dog Days Are Over. She asked everyone to put their
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: phones away and truly experience the moment instead of watching
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: it through a screen. As thousands of fans jumped together
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: in the pouring rain, it became a beautiful reminder of
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: the magic of live music and the connection between an
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: artist and her audience. Now I'm going to play you
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: the actual audio because it's lovely.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Did you say it was raining?
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: It was raining.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Classic UK.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Well, that will have more context when I come to
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: give my opinion.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Please.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: I want to hear the song. Great song. Would I
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: put my phone away for it? You'll find out.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: What I would now like every single one of you
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: to do is I would like you all to put
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: your phones away.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Put them the fuck away.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: And I know, I know it's hard. I know it's hard.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I know it's hard.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: I understand, but.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Listen, filming this song will stop you from experiencing this song. No,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: it won't. At least I know why you fucking came.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: How are.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: People that follow me going to.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Know I'm here?
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: About phones.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: And I've been doing this a while, and what I
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: have noticed is if you are doing this, You don't
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: do this.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: She's like a kindy teacher. And if you're doing this.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: She's jumping right now.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I can jump with my.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Bun.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: She's a bit flat.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: I reckon. I just don't know how I feel. All right.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: We got it. We get it. We get it. We
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: But there's amazing shots like aerials of all the crowd going, yeah!
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I just don't like being told what to do.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: So I'm paying.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: It's raining.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: My phone's not going to be out anyway. But I would.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Say this, okay, and I always say people who video
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: concerts and fireworks, waste of time. Like who are you
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: going to show?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, look where I was at. And it's usually distort.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: But it's one of those moments that in the moment
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: is so great that you think I want to bottle
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: this up and relive it later on. I do sometimes.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I'll go back. Like I've been at Reading Festival a
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: couple of times. I used to live in London. I
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: don't know if you knew that about myself.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Tell us one more time.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I was there for four years. That's before I was
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: on Sydney to Hobart in the yacht race. Such a
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: prestigious life. You're going to fucking hear about the yacht race.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I know. Non-stop. Honestly, can't wait.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: It's an achievement.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: I'm actually really proud.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Are we back on the yacht race again?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: The thing about Cinder to Hobart, guys, is... Are you
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: guys going to play that song? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, guys,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: we need a pepper. Guys, put the rope down.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Put the rope down. You can't do this with a
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: rope in your hand.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Everyone's jumping on the boat. The boat's a fucking, like,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: six-metre swell, and I'm like, run fast by your mother. Mayday, mayday.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: It is so true, though. Like, I think we've got
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: our heads stuck in our phones way too much.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Fair?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Fair. I get what she was trying to do. But
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: you've got to swim with the tide here, Florence.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: But I don't like it when people tell me what
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: to do. I would be like, you know what? I'm
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: getting two phones out. No, but I think you can
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: still enjoy it.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I did look at some footage. I think it was
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Stereo Sonic. Do you remember that festival? Oh, yeah. Yeah,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: we used to shred for stereo all the time. Yeah,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: like that was back when festivals really, like we're so lucky.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Guys, listen.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: All the millennial people listening to this are going, talk
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: about stereosonic.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: When was it? Like 2010 maybe? It was 2010 when
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: like we had good vibrations and, Field Day.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Park Day.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Future music. Future music. Music in Brisbane. We had, it
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: was like a festival, like there were two festivals a day. Oh, yeah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: There was too many. Too many.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I once went to Shore Thing and then backed
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: up for Field Day the next day.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Whore.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I just love music. That's a lot.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: I worked at two festivals.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Well, I worked at five.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think it would be fun to work at
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: a festival.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Let's add to the list of jobs, guys.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: What did you do at the festival?
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: I was a backstage rider. So what I used to
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: do is I used to prepare the food and stuff.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: You did that too?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I did that as well.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so friends of mine used to run Pyramid Rock Festival.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: I remember the first time, the second time I did it,
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: the day before, I got so sunburned because I was
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: like 18 that I had to work my shift in
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: the middle of summer. It's over New Year's. And I
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: couldn't be in the sun whatsoever. So I was like
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: head to toe in black jumper and tracksuit pants.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: In summer?
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I was just so red underneath that. And
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: then I wasn't used to the grass is different. So
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: my hay fever. So there I am trying to serve
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: drinks to these bands.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm like.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: It looked like I was wearing a full body weight.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Just sweating.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: It looked like I'd just been diving. Anyway, but yeah,
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: bring back music festivals.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: So I looked... at some footage of Stereo Sonic and
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: it was quite nice to see everyone. I think it
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: was Calvin Harris.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Calvin Harris. He's coming back. Exactly. So it was footage
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: of Stereo Sonic, Calvin Harris and not a single phone
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: in the audience. And it did. I was like those.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Those were the days.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Those were the days.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: I will say, though, I went to Oasis at the
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: start of the year.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Too many phones?
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: No one had their phones.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: The crowd.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: It's the crowd, I guess.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: It's the generation.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: I wasn't a big fan of Wonderwall. I mean, Wonderwall. Oasis.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Just wasn't. I don't know why. But, yes, been to
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: a lot of festivals.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Good ones. Miss it.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: But now I'm into it.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Well said.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Too old now.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Well said. Well wrapped up.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: I would have my phone out.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: There are still festivals though. My niece is 19 and
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: she goes to festivals still.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Do you want to take a couple of dads with her?
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: And she looks like she has the best time. There
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: was a festival on in Newcastle on the weekend of
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: the grand final and they had a big screen up
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: with the thing on at the same time.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: This will tickle Vic's parts.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, Jesus.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Sorry. I couldn't think of any other thing. It is
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: their anniversary. But Kings of Leon are playing at Centennial Park,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: 28th of Feb, and Kids Under 12, free. And Ocean
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Alley are also playing.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't take my kids.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Look at Vic.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: See? I saw Ocean Alley in Singapore. You're a festival gal. Yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: I saw Ocean Alley in Singapore.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I used to work with them in a factory. They're great.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Are they sold out?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: No, tickets are on sale today, right now. I bought
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: mine just before we started recording.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: So get this.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: So you didn't buy some for all of us?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Vic we can't even afford The fucking electricity bill here
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah I can't.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Afford With all the t-shirts I bought We can't afford anything.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I just got four pallets Of t-shirts coming in I.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Saw Yeah so I saw Ocean Alley In Singapore Zara
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Larsson was playing And I was like No I'm going
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: to support local.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Love that.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: I used to work with them.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Which holiday was this?
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Just the first. The second one.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: The second of the month. Second of the month.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Literally four holidays this month.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Which we'll get into.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Should we get into... We might as well get into that.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Welcome back. Thank you. Thank you for having me.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Thank you for the breaking news, Vic.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Good to be back. I got a little tan.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Again.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Oscar, honestly, if you give him one of those bracelet
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: trays they sell on the beach, those kids, give one
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: to Oscar, like the like. He's so brown.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: He just... I don't know.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: He's got a young brown Indigenous skin.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: But you're Indigenous.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: No, you don't like, you don't often, I was surprised
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: when I found out you are Indigenous.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I am Indigenous.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: And so that is, people might be like, I wonder
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: where he gets his colour from.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Because he's Indigenous.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and my mum's a Kiwi.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: It was great.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: The kids had a great time.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: This trip was.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: For the kids, really.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I hope so. You've had enough for you.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, get him, Vic.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: I will fucking take those.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: That was good for you.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Do you know how I offered to babysit your kids?
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I will traumatise them. They'll come over and be like, Mummy,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: don't leave us with him again. He tells terrible stories.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, kids had a really great time.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: And they hadn't been.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: away because all last year I was mainly away for
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: work and all sorts of things. So we didn't really
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: get a chance to do a proper overseas with kids
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: last year.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Did you bring your surfboard?
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: I took a surfboard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Get to that.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So we thought we'll go back to Nusselenbongen.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Park ourselves at a resort there. We had friends that
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: were also on a trip. So we got to meet
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: up with them, which they've got. Oscar's best friend was
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: there essentially and Macy's best friend was there. So it
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: was going to work out perfectly. That's the dream.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: It is the dream.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: They weren't staying at the same place, which is also good, too,
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: because then it's like once the kids are together for
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: too long, they get a bit ratty.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: They start to turn into each other.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: But they never pick up the good traits. They always
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: pick up the bad traits. Their kids pick up my kids'
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: bad traits.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe your kids, bro.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: That is a low blow and rich. I wouldn't know
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: what that's like. My kids are perfect. But, yeah, kids
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: had a great time. But I forget how unfiltered they are. So,
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: first of all, Oscar, day one in the morning, Everyone's
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: around the pool. It's pretty early before breakfast. And I
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: went and did a surf check out the front of
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: the resort. I came back and I was like, oh,
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: where's your mum? And without hesitation, Oscar, she's doing a
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: big poo right in front of like everyone. And I
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: was like, obviously I laughed. And then I went to
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: tell everyone.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: It'd be rude not to.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, 100%.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: But great.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: There was a few kids there. And one thing I
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: witnessed that I've never seen before. with my kids is
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: that Macy, the younger, so I have Oscar, he's seven, Macy,
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: he's about to turn five. The younger of the two
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: made a friend, but the older one didn't. So just
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: think about that dynamic for a sec. Oscar is on fast,
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: on the coolest, on the oldest, on the strongest. He's like,
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Louis would be the same, right? And Marley would be like,
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: I'm Marley. I'm meant to be the popular one. So
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: watching Oscar get out of the pool and sit near
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: me and just, that stare over to see what his
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: sister's doing the whole time.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Who was she playing with?
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: She made a little friend, which is so cute. Cause
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: I've never seen her. She's a social butterfly.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: She made friends.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: She's a girl. Yeah, but she made friends everywhere.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: And Oscar's like, I had a friend once. It's harder
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: for Macy because she doesn't really talk.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: She was like, hi. No, she was really, really into it. Like,
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: but it was just such a weird dynamic to watch
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: my kids.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: There is nothing that makes me happier other than my
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: kids eating their dinner and But watching them make friends
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: is just, as a parent, it just, it soothes the soul.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I was shocked that it wasn't Oscar.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: But also, does it make you feel like you're obliged
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: then to talk to that kid's parent?
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and there was some, like, pleasantries, like, hey, blah, blah, blah.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Because we all know you don't like meeting new people
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: at the best of times.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: I hate that. I hate it so much. I just
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: feel awkward. And, like, the dad of the guy, his name,
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: shout out to Brad, he was a nice guy, but
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: he We weren't like, oh, you know, you've got to
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: be my fucking mates. When we would see each other,
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: we'd say hi. But there was a couple of times
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: where Macy would be like, they're having dinner here. And
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: I'd go to Apple and be like, we're not fucking
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: having dinner with them.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: And it's nothing to do with them. It's me. And
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I don't want to do that.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: This is my time.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: This is my time. But then also on this trip,
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: I witnessed another thing that my kids, Oscar. Yeah. So
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Macy made a friend. And it so turns out that
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: that friend had an older sister who was also seven.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Hey-o.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: And everyone was having a great time. It was really,
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: really like, you know, nothing, you know. And then the
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: place we stay at, it's right on the beach. It
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: looks perfectly at the sunset. It's just like the perfect
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: picturesque spot. It looked really nice.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: And so you'd go back, get changed for dinner, come down,
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: watch the sunset.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: The locals would be doing things with the kids and
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: it's really great. And then, you know, you'd have dinner
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: down there or whatever. So we'd go back, Oscar on
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: the tune, as I call it. Oscar goes back. He's
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: doing his hair. He puts his nice clothes on.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Trying to impress the young lady.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we went back and was like, oh, like
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: really inquisitive. Like he knew that they were going to
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: be seeing the sunset and eating there. He's like, so
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: what do we do? Are we going down to the sunset?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Did you make it awkward? Were you like, why do
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: you want to know?
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, this is the thing. Like I was like
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: sus on the whole thing. And then I was like,
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: did you do your hair?
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: He's like, no. I didn't do my hair. I was like, yeah,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: you do your hair. It looks pretty brushed, bro. Is
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: that gel? I was like, no, no. I was just
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: brushing it. Are you wearing my cologne? Yeah. I was also.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Really careful not to embarrass him pre. I can embarrass
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: him after.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: But I wanted him to have a good time anyway.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: And we got home after Oscar being on the tune.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: And I was like, what's your girlfriend's name?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And he was like, I don't have one.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: And he's at that age where he's like real staunch
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: about that stuff. He's like, I don't have one.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Don't make him feel.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, come on.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. Let me finish. I'll talk to him.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Give me his number. Oh, God.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: You'll be like, what's her name?
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: What happened on this little?
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: It was more like they were collecting shells.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, so romantic at sunset.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, what's your girlfriend's name? And
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: he was like, well, I don't have a girlfriend. I
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, what's your friend's name, your girl that
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: you were hanging out with? Oh, her name was blah, blah, blah.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to say her name, obviously. And I
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, yeah? What school did she go to?
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Like just trying to get to him.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Did you talk like that?
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I did get a little
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: teasy and I did apologise because it really set him off.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's never going to open up again.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: He's going to hide it from your bro?
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: No, no, we've had a conversation and I was like, look,
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: I said to him, After a couple of little pokes,
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: like a good girlfriend, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: he went off. Like he started hitting me and shit
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: He does have an anger problem.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: He does, yeah. Look at his dad.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Oi.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: What did you fucking say?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Do you remember when he tried to punch me in
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: the face?
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: You did try and kidnap him.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I tried to hug him.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: He opened the door. He's like, get him. He attacked me.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: And then he punched the shit out of you. He's
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: got a good left hook on him. So when you
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: come next week with a black eye, I'm like, were
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: you fucking teasing Oscar again? He's like, no.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't hit him back.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: He's tiny.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Dan said when he was over, he was like jumping
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: like onto the couch, like just from across the room.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: He was like.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, his attention seeking little shit sometimes. Like, come on.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: I'm always like, you don't need to be the center
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: of attention. That's my job. Anyways, it really kicked off.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: And I was like, fuck, what would Jen do? So
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: I got down on his level and did all that
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: sort of stuff. But then afterwards I was like.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I thought for a second Jen was the girlfriend. I
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: was like. But no, Jen, you are the oracle. Yeah,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: the oracle.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: So I did some, and it worked and I was.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Can I just, did you do, and I want to
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: call Jen out, but I try and do the crouch
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: down open palms.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Thing.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: You're like... No. I'm trying to be like, I can
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: see you're really frustrated right now. Open palms is yet
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: to work for me. Is it working for anyone?
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: I actually forget about open palms.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: I think it's more to stop you from being... It's
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: less confrontational. It doesn't matter to them. It's more.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Good from you.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: It's more.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you. You're open.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: If you're closed... Yeah, okay. So it's not about... They're
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: not going to be like, oh, you've got your hands up.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Get this guy on a panel.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Don't. You're missing out.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Anyway, so I said to him, look, I wasn't teasing.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I said, I really like that you made a friend,
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: you found some shells. And I was like, what does
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: she like to do? And like, you know, blah, blah, blah,
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: look at shells, obviously. But at the end of it,
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: I was like, I wasn't teasing you because I was
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: more just intrigued. And also so happy that you made
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: a friend. But it was Oscar on the full tune,
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: which I had never seen before. So now I know
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: how to.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: A little Oscar's grown up.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, scary thought.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: It's a scary thought. But, yeah, lots of swimming.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Starts so early.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and also saw some of the pictures of your
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: beautiful wife.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Feels like Christmas every day. We don't need to discuss it.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: She looks very happy.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: She looks very fit and happy and healthy. Doesn't she ever? But, Oscar,
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: we went to this place called The Pontoon, which is
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: like a day bar, essentially. But it's kid-friendly. Not really,
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: but it is. In the middle of the ocean, they
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: can jump off all sorts of things. There's a wave
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: right there if you want to go paddle out and surf,
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: which is like a circus. But Oscar was like, oh,
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: I want to jump off this thing. And I had
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: a bit of PTSD. Do you remember when I went
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: to Bali last time? I nearly broke my back on
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: one of those things. I remember I went for a
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: double backie and missed it and landed.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: On my back. Mississippi?
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Mississippi. Same height, same height. And I was like, oh,
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: fuck it.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Jumping into the ocean.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: That's no mean feat. But it was a.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: I used Jen again. I used Jen's thing again. I
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: was like, I wonder what it's going to feel like
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: when you do it. And then before I could even
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: get ready for him to go, he was like, it
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: was off. And he was so pumped with himself like
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: that whole time.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Did Macy do it?
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: No.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Macy was like, no. But I did have to do
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: it afterwards. I promised him. that I would do it
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: off the higher one.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: We'll put the footage on social. It was a great,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I was in the toilet doing a poo and I
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: watched it and I was like, wow.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Because there's two, there's that one and a higher one.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: And then when I came back up, I was like,
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: I know other kid did it. So he was pretty,
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: he was pretty chuffed with himself is what I would say.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: One other thing I wanted to talk to you about,
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: which was April had a hack for this trip.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Love it.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: So my wife.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Man, what a wife she is. What a woman. Did
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: you see the photos, Vic?
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: I saw them.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: She looks amazing.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: She does.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: She looks incredible.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: She works very hard for that.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: For a mum who's had two kids, credit where credit's due.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: She looks fantastic. Oh, I know. And I'm not trying
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: to be creepy. Be creepy. I would be a cuck. That's,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: It's not always just about what's on the.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Outside, though.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: April is also beautiful on the inside.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: The outside looks great. No, but I think she's working
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: hard and she looks phenomenal, Vic. Jealousy doesn't look good
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: on you. Is she jealous or you?
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: I was like, damn it, I wish I looked like that.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: I'm about to start a new gym, so just watch
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: this space.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: And when your bikini pic is on social media, I
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: will be like, fuck yeah, Vic, gotta go. Puff you
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: right up.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: We'll see if that ever happens.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: You look great now.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: So she, as you know, my wife is not working
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: at the moment. She's concentrating on being a mum. She's
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: been on three holidays whilst being on this holiday. For
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: the rest of this year, she is concentrating on being
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: a mum because she felt like she was missing out
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: on things. And thankfully, we're in a position currently where
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: we have enough savings that she can do so.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Love that.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: But she has been to Bali three times since being unemployed.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Retired. We'll call it retired. She's retired. But that body
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: comes from a very strict food routine as well. People
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: see it and go, oh, she looks amazing. But she
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: puts a lot into it and she also really watches
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: what she eats. But she went to Bali with some
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: girlfriends a little while back and it was an early
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: morning start, much like this one was, where we go,
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: the flight's like the first flight out of Sydney Airport,
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: which is, ridiculous that you've got to get up at
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: three o'clock in the morning to go but she has
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: to eat like as soon as she gets to a
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: certain time on this i feel that you and her
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: like similar with breakfast so she.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I wake up doesn't matter how much sleep i am
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: fucking starving yes.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: But she so she last time she packed a little
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: oats thing overnight oats for her to have when she
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: gets to the airport but as you know you go
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: through security international you can only have Certain amount of
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: milliliters of things. So they took it off her. I
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: can't imagine the person who took it off. Either that
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: or she ate it in front of them in the security.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: She probably ate it in front of them, I would say.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: But this time she's cheated the system. She deconstructed the
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: oats into smaller bits of ingredients to get it through security.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: And then on the other side, she put it all together.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: She's a clever woman. So she had a separate bag.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Vick's a little lost. I'm with you. I'm on the
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: same page.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: She had a little thing under 100 ml of oat milk.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Separate. I did say, look, don't put any powders in
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: any bags because that's going to look very suspicious. But
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: she kept containers. Yeah. So it didn't look so suspicious.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Anything dry can all just go in together.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Well, she got pulled up. Oh, because it had yogurt too.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: So she had the yogurt separately. Then she had like
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: the honey separately.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: The kids are like, mommy, I'm hungry.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Not now.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: It's my oats.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: It's five o'clock in the morning. And I get into
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: the duty free and I'm like, oh, I'm looking around
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: at the duty free. And I look over and there's
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: like a bench and April's like, putting a fucking breakfast.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Putting a blanket out. Yeah, she's putting a breakfast together.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: And then she's eating a breakfast, washed it up and
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: moved on. So that's her hack.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: She's a genius. What a woman.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: And I told you it wasn't.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Did you get any footage?
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: No.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: For God's sake, Ash.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I had two. My wife's having breakfast. I'm holding two
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: kids in all the back. For someone who works in
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: social media, it's fucking hard to get any content out
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: of you.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: I was on holidays. Also, one other thing that I
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: did notice.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, for God's sake. One other thing. This better be good.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: And if there's no footage to go with it, then
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not listening.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Oh. I just noticed that we stopped at a resort
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: in Kuta the night before flying out.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: Because it's a ferry to where we were.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Make it good.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Right. And we stayed at one of those. And I
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: don't know if you've been to one. It's in Kuta,
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: one of those resorts.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Been to a resort?
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: No, but one of the fucking ones that's made for Australians.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: You know, like it's massive. Four pools, water slides. They
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: have a sports bar in there. Have you not seen that?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: So, like, picture a Thailand sports bar, right? You know,
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: it's got all the flags of all the sports. It's
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: got all these sports replaying. They have situated one of
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: those next to the pool in a resort.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Don't you think that's ridiculous?
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Sorry, your chair is squeaking.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: It, like, squeaks with emotion on you. It's like... It's
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: like a fucking violin. I can't hold it. It's like
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: the soundtrack to your movement.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: All I can hear is the changes.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: When you laughed before, you were like, ha, ha, ha,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: and it was like, ee, ee, ee.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, sorry.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's just funny.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Don't you think that that's a bit much? Yeah. They've
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: gone to some point where they're like. It's cuda.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: It's not your strongest point that you've ever raised on
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: the podcast.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: They had a TAB in there pretty much.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: That's okay. Now we're talking. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: It was like a proper sports bar next to the pool.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Did you get any footage?
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: No.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I was swimming.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: You know why? Because guys are going to go over there,
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: watch sport, never leave the pool and just keep drinking
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: and then pissing in the pool and watching sport.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Sounds like a dream.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: The dream.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: Anyway, great trip. Kids had fun.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: How did you find the non-drinking over there?
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this time was a bit hard. I think when
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: I was traveling solo, there's no stress of the kids.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: But I think in this instance, I found myself pretty
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: moody a couple of days where it was like, and
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: it was my subconscious that was making me moody.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Did you exercise over there?
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: I surfed a couple of times, yeah, which was good.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Didn't get hurt. That's a win.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: That's a bonus.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Mike's whole back is like he went through a cheese grater.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: On his birthday too.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: On the reef. Happy birthday.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: But, yeah, it was I found, yeah, it was just
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: a bit like I wasn't tempted. It's hard to explain.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: I wasn't tempted, but I was more I had the
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: feeling of FOMO here and there.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Because Mike was drinking?
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's pretty good. I hate it when people
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: try and not drink to accommodate me. I'm like, hey, dude.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: And Mike's like, I'm going to do whatever the fuck
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: I want.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Because then he'll also take the piss out of me.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: He's like, where's my drinking buddy going? It's a joke.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: But I feel like it's the boredom.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Because you know me. I can't sit still. Yeah. And
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: when everyone's in the pool and I'm in the pool
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: and out of the pool, those times where I'm just
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: sitting there and it's like- With your thoughts.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: With your thoughts.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: And it's dark down there, those thoughts.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: So it's like the sports bar looked real inviting. Yeah,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: it was a good trip.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: I'm actually happy to be home, but I am off
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: again in two weeks.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm off again in two weeks.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: The guy who's had more holidays. This is not a holiday.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: can't is well no it's not it's not it is
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: a working trip it's a road trip with another but
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: we we need to say congratulations to ash you've got
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: a great new job uh yes i.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: Do have a new gig which the gig is a
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: travel show it's a travel show you didn't need any
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: more travel the guy who's got more air miles than
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: anyone i've ever met in my life he's like I've
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: got a new job.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I said, what is it? I'm doing a travel show.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? I know. What the fuck?
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: I was thinking about it too.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: It's fate.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: It is fate because I was thinking of it when
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: I was in China.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Actually, we haven't mentioned China.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: No, I'm getting a Huawei phone though.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: He has been mentioning China the entire day, but weirdly
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: on this podcast recording.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: He's got very sheepish on the Chinese chat.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: I feel like I was being judged. Yeah, I was
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: thinking when I was in China and I was exploring,
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: like a travel show would be good as long as
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: it was like.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: When does it come out?
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Pretty chill. I don't know yet.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: We haven't filmed it.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: But it will be a road, the first series is through,
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: is a road trip through New Zealand.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Back to the motherland.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Back to my mum's motherland.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, stop in and say hi to dance parents.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the address?
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: They're in the South Island.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'll find them.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I'll just look amongst the sheep and then just talk
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: to the humans. Hey, I'm very proud of you, Paul.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Well done. That's a great gig. Thank you. Travel show.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: We're Channel 9. Channel 9, yeah. Now we're talking.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Prime time, 7.30.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: That's Vic's old stomping ground. Yeah.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: 7.30 p.m., prime time.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Love that. Before we go, there are two things we
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: need to talk about. Firstly, I have found something that
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: really makes my wife aroused. Go on.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Is it pictures of me?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Is it a calendar? Well, yes. Yes. Yeah, Laura did
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: really like those photos. Did she? She really liked those photos.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: But I went to Cirque du Soleil.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: She was aroused by Cirque du Soleil?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: What about it, the clowns?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I think, no, have you seen it recently? Just the
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: feats of athleticism.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: The feet?
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: She has always been into feet.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: They're just, it's pretty sexual. Is it? Yeah.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: I thought it was a kid's show.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: No, well, like, it's not sexual, like, obviously sexual. There's
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: just like something quite arousing about, you know, like these
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: men who are just full of muscle, like balancing one
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: handed on a chair.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Was Laura aroused or were you aroused?
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: No, she, I was having a good time. I was like,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: this is great. I love watching this. Matt, you've got
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: an erection. Laura was like, couldn't keep her hands off me.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Off you? I had to tell her to settle down.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: Can we get you one of those leotards they wear?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, it had worked for Laura.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: It was incredible. The flips, like they're all so strong.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: It's like the best example of what humans can do.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: They really dedicate their lives to it, don't they?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: It's amazing. And Laura is just like rubbing her hands
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: through my hair. And I said to her, like, you
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: need to relax.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: Would you say that it's all like the failed gymnasts?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Not at all. Or is it the other way around?
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: It is like.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: You fail Cirque du Soleil, you go into the Olympics.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: You are watching things that shouldn't be humanly possible.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, what's the most impressive thing you saw just off
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: the top of your head?
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I'll show you the footage. There is footage? Of course
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: there's footage. You're good.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: He does his homework.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: I just don't.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Just notes for future, for yourself.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to change for anyone.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: He's trying to be like Florence and the Machine.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I know, yeah. And I love him when Florence is like,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: put your phone away. He's like, fuck you, Florence. Yeah,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: but I want a doom scroll. There was a guy.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: At a concert.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: It was like a seesaw, right? Seesaw. It's a springy seesaw.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: One guy is strapped to like a 10-foot pole. So
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: he's a 10-foot pole. He's standing there at the top
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: on a platform of this pole. He then gets held
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: up on this platform on the end of the seesaw.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Two men then jump on the other end. So he
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: then flies in the air, does four back salts, And
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: then lands on this pole, which is like, imagine a
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: giant eight foot pogo stick. He then lands.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: You'd hate to miss in a Go straight up your
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: clacker or something.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: But that is just what you were watching. And they
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: have a band, a band with two singers. It's fucking incredible.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: I've heard it's amazing.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: It's peak Australian culture. Cirque du Soleil. I know it's French.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Cirque du Soleil.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: There is nothing Aussies love more than getting a fucking
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: rosé or a chardonnay and going down to the big
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: top and watching Cirque du Soleil.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: I would agree.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I would agree. That is beautiful. Peak Australianism.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: There was so much around this one. I feel like,
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: has it not been here for ages?
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's had a little break.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Ten years.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: In Vegas, it's there all the time.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's un-fucking-believable. I will sing its praises to absolutely anyone.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Is that because it got you laid?
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: I'm like, where's he going with this? Wait a second.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: He's still using that card. And the kids, the kids
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: couldn't fucking believe what they were watching.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: It's pretty crazy what the human body can do.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: You're telling me.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: What position did you do it in?
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Hey, guys, we have a new segment. It is currently
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: a working title. Okay, we don't have a song for
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: it yet, but it will come. What are the names, Vic?
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Hang on.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Pick or flick.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Pick or flick, that's it. And we're not talking about noses.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, gross. So it's like your pick of the week
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: and your flick of the week.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I was going to say it's the win and the whinge.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Win and the whinge.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: I don't have one. I don't have one.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Why don't we let the doters decide?
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: It's either we want something good and something bad.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: The rave and the rant.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Rave and the rant.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Rave and the rant, win and the whinge, or the
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: pick and the flick.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: Pick and the flick is good.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Pick and the flick.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: There could be a lot of nose-picking gags everywhere. Anyway,
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: so should I go first?
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: All right, so a pick. You know me. You guys
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: know me very well. I can't sit through movies.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: I just can't do it. I used to be able
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: to do it, but as I get older, my brain
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: won't allow it.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: This is meant to be a quick segment.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Yep. I sat through a movie, and I want to
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: give the movie as a pick.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Please.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: For adults.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Go.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: It's called Palm Springs. It's Andy Samberg stuck in a
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: time loop in Palm Springs. Very funny.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: I love him.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very good.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: If you don't remember, Andy Sandberg used to do Saturday
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Night Live.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: With Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Yeah, On a Boat with Justin Timberlake.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Dick in the Box. Dick in the Box. Very funny guy.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: Very funny. So I would say Parents, if you can
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: find it on your streaming platforms.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Would you watch it on?
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: I can't remember. I'm sorry. It was also internationally, so
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: it could have been.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Did you film it?
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: No, why would I film the film?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: That was a joke. This is happening a lot. Hey. Hey, fucker.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: So that's my pick for the parents out there.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, Vic, do I go flick? No, does Ash go
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: flick or do I go my pick? How does this work?
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: I reckon Ash does his pick and flick.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: My flick is this, and it's to any hotel and
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: slash or resort out there. When you book, right, you've
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: got how many adults, how many kids? Ditch the single
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: beds because my kids keep falling out of them. If
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: I put two kids, give me an extra queen. Don't
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: put two beds with this gap between it. Macy, poor thing,
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: it's like she fell down a crevice.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: She's like, ooh! And I was like, where are you?
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: You've got to harness her in.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we have to bloody abseil down to get her out.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: So that is my flick.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: That's a great flick.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Is that quick enough? Very quick. You want more? No, great.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: My pick is going to be.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: This is going to be a short segment.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Don't you dare. I know, I know. Don't you dare
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: talk to me like that.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: Get on with it.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Is Marley's netball team. Had a first game of netball.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: It was a three all draw, but I think the
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: girls played so well. Shout out to the parents who
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: are helping out with the coaching because it's a, it's
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: a lot of responsibility.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: Is this a shout out segment or a pick segment?
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: No. So that's why it's my pick is, is, and
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I also, I just like the thrill of watching your
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: kid play sport. Why are we picking here? It's, Netball.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: The netball.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Netball for kids.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Netball for kids. And also, no, Marley's netball team. Okay.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: That's the pick.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: We're picking with them.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: We're sticking with them. We're picking, sticking. We're picking.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: I thought this was a recommendation.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Are you recommending we all come?
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: I'm recommending Marley's netball team.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Are you recommending we all come down and watch? If
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: you want to, Saturday, 3 o'clock. But also, I think
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: just kids' sport as a whole.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: That's what I think, like that's what we need more of. Yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: You came at me before this episode going, you got
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: your things, bro? And I was like, fuck, no, clearly not.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: But I do kind of. And then you've come at
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: me with a.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I'm saying kids sport. I'm picking kids sport. I'm just
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: talking about like kids sport as a whole and in
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: particular netball. I haven't finished yet. Oh, God.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: I just, I love it. I love it. I have
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: been starved of kids' sport up until this moment.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, so your pick is kids' sport.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Netball. Okay, netball. Netball. Marley's team.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: Netball.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Mixed netball? I love it. Is it a mixed netball? No,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: absolutely not.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, what's your flick?
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Flick is school hats.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: You prefer skin cancer?
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: What was that? What was that? You prefer skin cancer?
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Hey, I know it does prevent
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: skin cancer at the Skin Cancer Capital, so hear me out,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: but I'm just fed up of fucking buying new ones
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: and my kids losing them all the time. We lost
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: another one.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: So you're flicking hats all the time.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Flicking hats.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Or do you think you flick the hats and the
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: kids can wear whatever hat they want? They need more
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: fun hat days.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Vic, what's yours?
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: My pick is a product actually. Dan got it for
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: me for my birthday and it is really coming into
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: its own at the moment.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I bet it is.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Even though he gifted it to me in the middle
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: of winter. But it's called the Sandbag, S-A-N-D-E.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Do we want to know what this is?
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: It's a beach bag and it's made of like very
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: thin netting. My issue with those ones, they collect the
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: sand though. No, the whole point of it, the sand
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: falls through.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: So it's got tiny little holes. So if you put
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: it in the sand and then you pick it up
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: and you just go whack, whack, and then you don't
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: have to take sand home.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Love that.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: You don't have to take sand. home. I know that.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, but for people who hate.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: You kind of said that like you have to, you
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: don't like, people have to do it.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Remember kids, one hand for each. Yeah, you must take
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: sand home if you're from the beach. How much sand
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: have you got at your house?
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: Oh God, it's too much.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you live in the beach.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: Dan hates it. It must be that.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Open the linen press and it's just like, there's fucking D.Y. Beach.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Louis would love to bring home more.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: So the beach bag.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: The beach bag is called Sandbag.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: That's a great pick.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: Dan loves it, someone who hates the beach, and I
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: love it, and it fits a lot of stuff. It
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: was great in Vietnam too.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Is this a good segment?
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: I hate the beach.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Are we keeping this segment?
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: I want to flick the beach. Do we?
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: No, you can't flick. You've already had your flick. You
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: can't come back for more. But you chose sport. No,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: you've already had your turn.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, what's your flick?
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: My flick is something I can't do anything about, but
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: it's fucking interest rates.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: This segment. What is this? No, I feel that. I
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: feel that. It's, you know, not to get political, but, like,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: what's going on? What's going on? The portfolio, the portfolio.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: You're just on that portfolio. Life's getting tough.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: As Husey said, it isn't easy under Albanese.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: People are like, fucking Husey's lost the plot. And I'm like,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: he's making a lot of sense to me. He seems
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: to be making a lot of sense.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden he is making sense.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: I feel bad that I can't talk shit about Albo
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: because we went to his house. You know when you
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: go to someone's house and now he can't talk shit
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: about them? I know.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: That's what he does, I reckon. If I saw Albo,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: I'd give him a piece of my mind and I'd
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: see him and I'm like, I love you.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: But he's a lovely guy.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: He is harmless. Guys, we've got to go. We've got
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: to go. Yes. We've got to wrap this up. Don't
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: forget calendars.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: And we will improve that segment for next time.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: What was that?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: And I said we will improve that segment for next time.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Do you want more? You let us know. Honestly, if
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: you're not into pick and flick or win and win.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I kind of like how broad it is.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: I feel like I've missed the mark.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: No, I like how broad it is. We've got sport, politics.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: I think mine were actually, I think I actually hit
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: the brief the best.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Fuck off, you did.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: How did I not?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I had a suggestion. I'm like, where do you watch it?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: You're like, I don't know.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: These were good.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I'm like, where do you watch it?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: If you'd like to know where to watch Palm Springs,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: you can stream it on Amazon Prime Video.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you. So I had a pick and I had
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: a flick. So you did great. Really good. Everyone, good work, team.
• 1:01:21
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• 1:01:26
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• 1:01:30
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• 1:01:31
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• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: person who's reviewed lately on Apple Podcasts is like, oh,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: by the way, I'm fucking from Perth.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: And I forgot about this in Bali. A lot of
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: Perth people. Everyone I met from Perth.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: And they're like, you? Yeah. There's one guy who was like.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: I usually like your stuff, but the stuff you said
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: about Perth.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I meant every fucking word of it.
• 1:01:49
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• 1:01:50
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• 1:01:54
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• 1:01:57
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• 1:01:59
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• 1:02:05
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• 1:02:07
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• 1:02:29
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• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: connections to land, sea and community.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: We pay our respects to their elders past and present
• 1:02:38
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• 1:02:40
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