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#indianajones Sucks: How Political Agendas Can Ruin Movies By Brett Keane · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Hello, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Brett keen and you
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  were watching and listening to the bright Keen show.
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  You know, I was lucky enough to be born in 1976 around Christmas
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  time back. Then a lot of movies and
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  television shows that name rely on special effects or CGI, they
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  realize it didn't have a big budget.
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  They Eliza didn't have a lot of the tools and CGI and special
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  effects that they have nowadays. So they had to depend on good
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  writers in order to create storylines and movies.
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  That would come out. Good nowadays unfortunately CGI
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  and special effects seem to be what dominate a film Noir show.
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  A lot of the storylines. Don't seem to be very there
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  anymore and it's strange too because a lot of these companies
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  like Disney, they ended up buying the lucasfilm's
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  franchise, they got ahold of Indiana, Jones, stall Wars and a
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  lot of these great movies and It's like, did they even watch
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  the shit the day even? I wonder if Kathleen Kennedy
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  whenever she was as she ever actually sat down and read.
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  Any of the books is Star Wars or any of the movies having to do
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  with Indiana, Jones? Did, she was she sitting there
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  the whole time thinking to herself.
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  Boy, it would be great if we just killed Luke Skywalker and
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  killed all these characters and put a woman in the place,
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  because we really need a The nest and let's put a homosexual
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  Yoda in there as well, you know, because that's what everybody
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  wants to see, right? Everybody wants to see Yoda,
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  have a game moment with another you Odeon creature, or whatever,
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  the hell, the things are called. I remember whenever I was
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  younger and I would watch Star Wars.
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  And I remember thinking this is such a cool ass movie all the
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  way up to Return of the Jedi. I kept thinking to myself, If I
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  remember it was kind of like Evil Dead for me where I had to
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  watch it with my friends over and over and over again.
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  It was one of them things where you were like, hey they got a
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  new movie, a stall Wars and you're like, yes and everybody's
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  like getting their shit together.
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  And getting ready and making themselves accountable and
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  everybody's extremely excited. How many times nowadays has any
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  of you out there felt excited about a new movie coming out a
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  lot of You are feeling dread because the don't seem to make
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  very good. Casting choices, take justice
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  league. For example, as you're a Miller,
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  this is a psychotic loser, with a terrible haircut, shitty
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  acting skills dumb and every type of way a criminal in real
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  life and they chose to use this person as the flash, whenever
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  there was just recently a successful television.
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  A show about the flash ran by a different character that was
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  loved and cared about and respected.
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  It's like why would you even change this person out?
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  Then we get Henry Cavill as Superman and for the longest
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  time a lot of us weren't willing to get our get our eyes off of
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  guys like Christopher Reeves who originally played the role we
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  adored Christopher Reeve and we thought that there was no one
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  that could come along to do better and they surprised us
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  with Man of Steel. Came out with Henry Cavill.
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  And he was like the perfect representation physically,
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  mentally, emotionally spiritually, had it all down,
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  and the beauty of it was that Henry Cavill actually respected
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  the comic books, he respected the video games, he respected
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  the storylines. He felt that if he was going to
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  play a character then he needed to completely immerse himself
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  into it. He was like a what you would
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  consider a trade. True actor.
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  He wanted to play a role that he cared about and he actually
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  cared about Superman, he cared about The Witcher, he cared
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  about everything that he got involved in.
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  And then now they just kind of cast him to the side and they
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  want to put a younger group ab. And of course at younger group
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  for the longest time, I've heard them arguing about wanting to
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  make a black Superman or a gay Superman and that's not even
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  what Superman was about. Superman wasn't about racial
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  ties. He wasn't about some political
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  agenda. In fact Superman we believe that
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  we needed Superman because the government then Politics were so
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  fucked up that we needed a savior that would fly around and
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  say people not somebody that would get involved in political
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  agendas, someone who give a shit.
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  There was a time and the Superman franchise with
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  Christopher Reeves, where he decided at some point in time to
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  get involved. And that's because Humanity was
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  destroying itself with nukes. He felt he needed to get
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  involved that way, but in the end he finally said, fuck it.
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  You know what men And women are going to do what they're going
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  to do. And he left it alone.
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  And he said, look, if you fall out of a fucking building or
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  you're about to be ran over by a locomotive, then I'll see if I
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  can come through and save your dumb ass and that's what it was
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  about. And around the early 90s, they
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  started getting to a point in comic books and movies where
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  they wanted to start killing Heroes.
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  I don't know if many of you notice us, but they wanted to do
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  comic books for the killed Batman or the Joker.
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  Somehow successfully killed, Batman or Superman, got killed
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  by doomsday. I remember seeing that Superman
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  giving it everything. He's got, beat the son of the
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  bitch that was killing everything in sight, and then
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  they just have them. Inked and then to make matters,
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  worse less than a decade later, they end up having it to where
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  the Joker does. Some kind of strange chemicals
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  aren't Superman somehow it worked and Superman thought his
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  own wife, Lois Lane who was pregnant with this child was
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  actually he believed he was hallucinating and was convinced
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  that his own wife was doomsday and he slammed her out in the
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  space. Killed his own wife because of
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  something The Joker dead. And I'm thinking to myself.
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  Why, why even go that route? Who the fuck are these?
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  People riding this shit saying, hey, what's I wonder?
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  What would happen to Superman if you took the most important
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  thing in his life away or took away his baby and his wife and
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  then turn him into an asshole. That wants to start killing all
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  the other superheroes. And this is kind of like, what
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  we've been seeing with All this. I remember the new Star Wars
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  coming out, they take Luke Skywalker, they not only kill
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  him but they destroy the very character that he was, Luke
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  Skywalker used to be this optimistic young man who came
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  from a hard way of life. He was kind of like the, the
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  rocky of the Galaxy. Right went through hell,
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  trained. Really hard became this
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  character that felt that he could save his From the Dark
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  Side, Darth Vader and so on. We all know the story one of the
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  most epic classic stories of all times.
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  And then the end he succeeds to bring some light into his
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  father's life. But somehow after all that shit,
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  Luke Skywalker becomes this empathetic than competent week.
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  Weak ass, hold man, who lives by himself, like a Hermit on the
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  top of the fucking Mountain out in the middle of nowhere.
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  That no one even knows anything about all of this Talent.
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  All of this skills, basically gone to waste, basically
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  becoming a tired old man with no interest or desire to help
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  anybody or do the shit anymore. And I'm thinking to myself who
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  the fuck comes up with this shit?
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  Why would you do that for Four. Is there not enough fucking
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  bullshit going on in the world for us?
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  Do they not realize that when we watch Disney or any of these
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  television shows that a lot of us were not happy with reality.
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  We don't like the fact that we don't actually have real
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  superheroes in the world. We don't like the fact that the
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  people that we love and care about, if they do happen to fall
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  out of window and I ain't nobody gonna fly down and save their
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  ass. If a fucking plane explodes or a
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  helicopter runs into a They even said, there ain't no superhero
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  that's going to make green shit. Come out of the ring on their
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  finger and fix that. Really movies television and
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  books. Have always been our Escape.
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  It's supposed to be our fantasy, not here about, you know, what
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  you want to do, sexually hear what your fucking sexual
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  preferences are, or how you feel about men or that.
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  You think that you know, there's some kind of masculine toxicity.
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  No one ever looked at Our Manor, Batman.
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  And thought, Oh man, these are toxic characters.
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  They need to be humiliated and humbled, and embarrassed and
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  shit. Let's break their back with
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  Bain. Let's fucking in prison them.
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  Let's make the world. Look at them, like they're
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  criminal. I started noticing more and more
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  that the villains seem to be getting all the great lines and
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  they were getting more and more hits and on the superheroes.
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  Now, normally I would suggest that that in order to have a
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  good hero in a movie, a memorable hero, the hero does
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  got to take some struggle. There's got to be some
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  obstacles. Sometimes you got to get knocked
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  down a couple times, but not having your back broke, not
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  having it to where your fucking blown up, not having it to where
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  your fucking killed and now you're like walking around with
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  synth Parts, like they did with Picard Jesus.
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  So Along Comes Indiana Jones, right?
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  This was a simple story. It's about a guy who is in dark
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  geology and he goes to Adventures, trying to find old
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  ancient relics. It's as simple as that.
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  It's just that it's got really epic music going on and you got
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  really sweet ass action scenes and you never know what the hell
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  is going to happen next. You feel like there's this
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  constant intensity of what's happening and plus they somehow
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  with all that going on mix humor involved with it.
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  It, but Disney being the greedy fucking concert they are they
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  decided to say, you know what Harrison Ford's like 80
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  something years old. Why don't we go ahead and well
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  to be fair before I get into that fucking rant, let's be
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  fair. The last Indiana Jones movie was
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  absolute horrible and Kathleen. Kennedy didn't even have nothing
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  to do with that piece of shit. That was just a greedy pulled by
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  Lucas Films. Was done by Lucas himself.
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  He decided that he wanted to make one more movie.
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  Where Harrison, Ford doesn't even capable of stepping out of
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  the wheelchair at this point, they just said, we got to do it
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  one more time. It was perfect.
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  All the way up to 3, but he decided he needed to go that
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  extra mile. Make them a little bit of money
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  on the side. Can't blame the old motherfucker
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  for sure. But when the man is now 80 to 90
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  years old and then you bring a feminist.
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  And, and by the way, Hey, not an attractive one, she's not
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  attractive, she's not fun to listen to a complete and utter
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  bitch. The kind of person that if you
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  heard that she was going to be showing up at your family's
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  Thanksgiving, you would be making a call making excuses on,
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  why you don't want to show up because you do not want to set,
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  even in the same proximity, Is this biatch?
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  She's annoying. She's irritating and they
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  decided that she needed to be the new Indiana Jones.
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  Who the fuck is Riding this garbage of slop.
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  I didn't even bother to go. I didn't I didn't bother to go
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  watch this movie whatsoever, nowadays in the last 10 years
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  movie theaters, Tardes people up the ass, it's fucking burglary,
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  it's robbery it's test they make you pay $20 and then they try to
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  fucking, you know, pushy and buying a bunch of expensive food
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  that you normally could have bought it.
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  All these for under a buck. They make you pay five ten bucks
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  for you, fuck. A cup of soda, get the fuck out
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  of here. That's a five-dollar fucking
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  figure right there just so you can sit there in a movie and
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  then find yourself halfway through it and needing to take a
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  piss because you drank that expensive, a soda and then you
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  miss like 90% of the rest of the movie.
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  So nowadays instead of wasting $20 to see shit, I just wait
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  until it comes out and I also read reviews and look at what
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  people say and I watch countless Clips or of what people seen
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  during Means and all that because I don't want to commit
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  myself, the two hours of watching, something that's going
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  to fucking piss me off. If a lot of people say it's
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  good, it's decent. I give it a shot.
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  If it turns out to be fucking dumb and the case of Indiana
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  Jones and a lot of movies nowadays, they literally spoil
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  these movies and the trailers, you remember, back in the 80s
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  and shit when you watch a trailer, you weren't exactly
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  sure. Who was going to win it.
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  Made it feel like there was some drama suspense and mystery.
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  You got an idea of what a movie was going to be about and you
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  got to see who is acting in it but you had no idea what where
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  the movie like that would go or how it would end but nowadays,
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  it's like you watch a movie and they make sure they got their
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  homosexuals right up front. Are there?
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  Black counterfeit replacement actors playing characters that
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  were Generally white, our some fucking whiny bitch e feminine
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  guy like Ezra Miller fucking babbling incoherently and not
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  doing any real acting skills. And you just you're not feeling
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  it's like how many of you out there watch this new fucking
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  trailer of Michael Keaton and Ezra Miller is it just me or did
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  you all get all hyped up when you seen Michael Keaton but you
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  were like all fuck why? Why is Ezra Miller and there?
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  Am I, the only one am? I the only one that felt like a
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  little bit of nostalgia? And that's the game that a lot
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  of these movie companies play nowadays, because they know
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  their characters. And the people that they picked
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  are so shitty that in order to make a movie like this, even
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  watchable, or make people want to go.
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  See it is, if you take something from the past that, you know,
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  was fucking awesome. Something that was
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  groundbreaking and simply peel the character off of that.
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  Luger that old thing that was good and put it in even if it's
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  for a minute, they think that that's what's going to drive the
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  film. Because they know their own
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  imaginations and creativity is fucking bankrupt.
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  They know that they can't get you to go just for Ezra Miller,
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  so that's why they added Ben Affleck, which is a good actor.
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  I personally think I didn't have a problem with this version of
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  Batman and you got Michael Keaton, who of course, was a
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  very founder due to Burton of being the great Batman series of
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  the Des. Ladies and gentlemen, they did
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  exactly the same thing that they did was stalled Wars that they
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  did with Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones is now this old
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  fucking guy who's losing his business?
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  He's weaker now, he's got anxiety, he's scared.
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  He's, he's just not Indiana Jones anymore.
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  He's a senior citizen. That's ready to go to a nursing
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  home and die. That's basically what he has.
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  There's nothing inspirational about Indiana Jones anymore.
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  And they basically embarrass him throughout all the clips that
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  are shown of him to make the feminist woman look like the
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  boss of the movie, right? That's what they want.
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  Make the guy look like an idiot. Make the guy look, you know,
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  week, you relevant don't even bother appreciating all the cool
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  shit he's ever done and and go for it.
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  But they couldn't even be bothered to put a decent actress
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  and the place of if you're going to make a female Indiana Jones,
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  which I don't see why you'd even bother if I were them I would
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  say. Hey, Indiana, Jones, had a son
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  or something like that, or a daughter.
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  And then have that like pass on the torch but no, she's a nobody
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  she's garbage. I think she's related in some
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  way like a cousin or a Neath. What is it?
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  I don't know what the fuck she is.
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  I don't know, I don't give a fuck, really?
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  I'm not going to watch the movie.
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  I'm not going to spend 20 bucks. Bucks in the shed and I won't
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  watch it whenever it's free or Netflix or something.
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  Well technically Netflix's and fucking free or Disney.
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  There is a subscription order to watch his fucking garbage.
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  But that's how I feel. I feel like this is what they
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  do. They push some political agenda,
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  they take a bunch of stuff from the Stars Ur and then they put
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  that in the trailer in order to lure us.
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  But remember what I was saying about the trailers?
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  A lot of the trailers give away too much.
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  You know. One of the, one of the things I
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  noticed, right off the bat that they shouldn't have showed, they
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  showed entire fight scene, between Sade and thus, new super
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  girl who's Latino or whatever the fucker, do you Liz?
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  And I'm thinking why are you showing all this?
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  This is like a, this is like a scene that should be where
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  you're in the movie theater and when it happens you're like
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  shocked. You're Blown Away in the
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  reaction of the crowd would be going crazy.
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  Why are you showing this happening for It's like they're
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  showing Zod actually get his ass.
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  Kicked by Supergirl, that's not what you do.
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  You don't show the villain get killed or beaten and the fucking
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  trailer. Then what's the point of
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  watching it for Well, I figured I'd share a bet.
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  I'm not excited about Indian Jones.
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  I'm not excited about the new Justice League set.
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  I stopped caring about Justice League after Zack Snyder.
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  Got taken out of the picture. I'm just not interested anymore.
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  Like I said in the beginning of the video, It's All About
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  special effects CGI, in political agendas.
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  Now, I just don't enjoy it anymore.
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  Nowadays, if I do watch television, I usually try to
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  watch movies and television shows that have actors like
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  James Spader in them, like, Boston Legal, The Blacklist or
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  something. I enjoy that kind of stuff our
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  Criminal Minds. I like a lot of criminal TV
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  shows. It seems like there's still some
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  thought process put into those, but I do feel a tad but awoke
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  shit getting into those as well. Well, God bless have a wonderful
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  day, folks.