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#0186_ Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t — War, Politics & Global Conflict · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Lindsey
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Graham is no longer with us. And, you know, this
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: is a tough moment for our country.
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  Speaker 2: And he, it.
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  Speaker 1: Says CNN, he asked his staffer to call 911 after
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: reporting chest pains. But most people are saying he was
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: blown up in a Ukrainian drone facility that he was
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  Speaker 1: inspecting by Russia. That Russia might have either poisoned him
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: or they might have blown him to bits. I love
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: these drones. They look good. I love a drone. That's
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  Speaker 1: probably the last thing he saw was a drone. I
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  Speaker 1: love these drones. They're big and hard. They fly through
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  Speaker 1: the air, these drones. And they kill a lot of
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  Speaker 1: bad people.
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  Speaker 2: Some people gotta be killed. I don't know. It feels
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  Speaker 2: like people.
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  Speaker 1: Are saying that the timeline does not add up and
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  Speaker 1: that Lindsey Graham.
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  Speaker 2: who was pretty, seemed fine. But, I mean, Trump said
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  Speaker 2: that his dad died of.
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  Speaker 1: The same thing around the same age, Lindsey Graham's father,
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  Speaker 1: and that genetics is genetics. But I want to imagine
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  Speaker 1: Russia blowing up a drone facility where Lindsey Graham is.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a better way for him to have died.
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  Speaker 1: And I want that to be the lasting image I
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  Speaker 1: have of Lindsey Graham in my mind, just kind of
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  Speaker 1: like in a drone factory, hot, sweaty men.
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  Speaker 2: And big drones.
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  Speaker 1: Just kind of in his happy place, you know, sweaty
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  Speaker 1: military guys and big drones.
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  Speaker 2: And what will you do with these drones? I love
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  Speaker 2: these drones.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, he toured Ukrainian drone factory before his
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  Speaker 1: sudden death. What a weird thing to do, to tour
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  Speaker 1: a drone factory. What an odd thing to do. He
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  Speaker 1: went to a drone factory to take a tour. He
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  Speaker 1: loves death. I love these drones. He loves death, that guy.
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  Speaker 1: He liked the machinery of death. And Graham was reportedly
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  Speaker 1: shown vampire bomber drones, also known as Baba Yaga, as
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  Speaker 1: well as the Shrike FPV drone and the P1 Sun
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  Speaker 1: Shahed interceptors.
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  Speaker 2: He was happy as a pig in shit.
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  Speaker 1: They were a bunch of sweaty guys were showing him
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  Speaker 1: the drones in the factory. It was a hot summer
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  Speaker 1: day in the Ukraine and he was walking to the
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  Speaker 1: drone factory. And listen, the guy had a life.
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  Speaker 2: The guy had a life. And it was an American life.
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  Speaker 1: It was a very American life to kind of be
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  Speaker 1: this kind of deeply closeted southern warmonger.
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  Speaker 2: It's not at all out of place here.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very American life.
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  Speaker 2: No one should doubt that.
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  Speaker 1: I've got this new theme where I'm not even talking
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  Speaker 1: about right or wrong. I'm just going, is it American?
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  Speaker 1: It's the month of July. So during July, I've really
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  Speaker 1: tried to think to myself, like, is this American?
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  Speaker 2: Is this on brand? And it is.
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  Speaker 1: To be like a Southern, deeply closeted Southern guy, sipping
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  Speaker 1: sweet tea, close relationship with his sister, and loves war.
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  Speaker 1: And loves war, because that's what men do. They go
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  Speaker 1: to war. And he loved war, and he loved money,
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  Speaker 1: and he loved power, and he loved having that ability
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  Speaker 1: to go into Washington, D.C., and order a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: people into combat. And, you know, maybe Russia poisoned him.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that drone factory blew up. Maybe it was a
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  Speaker 1: sudden illness, but it feels like.
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  Speaker 1: Or maybe he got so excited... During the drone tour,
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  Speaker 1: he got so excited that he went back to Washington, D.C.
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  Speaker 1: and he auto-erotically asphyxiated or something, you know? Like, maybe
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  Speaker 1: he just really got so excited by this whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: It was so sexual. It was so hot that he
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  Speaker 2: just went back to his house and just started, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Because the drones are kind of phallic.
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  Speaker 1: You know, and just imagine, I think there was a
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  Speaker 1: part of him that imagines being pierced by a drone. Like, listen,
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  Speaker 1: getting fucked by a dick is nice, but imagine a drone.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine the mechanical nature of being.
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  Speaker 2: Fucked by a drone.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like that, and I think he might have,
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  Speaker 1: it might have kind of, it might have awakened something
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  Speaker 1: in him, that idea of that kind of that kind
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  Speaker 1: of man and machine, this idea that he could maybe
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  Speaker 1: have sexual relations with a drone, that it could potentially,
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  Speaker 1: you know, enter him.
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  Speaker 2: And listen, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: In more holes than one, if, you know, number one,
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  Speaker 1: orally pleasuring a drone for sure, worshipping it, licking it,
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  Speaker 1: Tasting it, taking it in your mouth as far as
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  Speaker 1: it can go, cutting off your oxygen with it, breathing
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  Speaker 1: through your nose because you have the droning, but then
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  Speaker 1: also anally spreading your legs for it and letting it
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  Speaker 1: enter you and letting it dominate.
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  Speaker 2: You and feeling.
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  Speaker 1: submissive towards it because it is machinery that is so advanced.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a highly advanced machinery. Imagining it turning you, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, take a look at that. There's no way
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  Speaker 1: that Lindsey Graham wasn't thinking a little bit at the
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  Speaker 1: end about what sexual relations would feel like with a
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  Speaker 1: drone on some level.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way. And by the way, he's, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think he's, he's not going to be the last one
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  Speaker 2: to think it.
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  Speaker 1: He's probably not the first and he certainly won't be
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  Speaker 1: the last, but certainly this idea that, you know, maybe
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  Speaker 1: he was very excited because this, this idea of just
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  Speaker 1: kind of like, You know, being submissive to a drone
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  Speaker 1: or respecting the power of the drone, you know, could
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  Speaker 1: be something. Could be something. The idea of it, I think,
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  Speaker 1: certainly got Lindsey Graham excited. There's no way it didn't.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, why not? Why not? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I think that we have to stop kink-shaming... People like
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  Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham. But I do think that there's no way
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't a little bit turned on during that drone inspection.
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  Speaker 2: Which, again, such a weird thing. Here are the drones.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, I like these drones. You're such a silly Billy
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  Speaker 2: with your drones. Yeah, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 1: A bunch of people are going, hey, we don't want
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  Speaker 1: to hand Russia a propaganda win if it comes out
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  Speaker 1: that they poisoned Lindsey Graham or that they killed him
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  Speaker 1: or that he died in the explosion of the Ukrainian
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  Speaker 1: drone factory. Which, by the way, I guess I'm sure,
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  Speaker 1: you know, obviously I'm not an idiot. I know that
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  Speaker 1: on some level it would be... a propaganda win, but also, like,
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  Speaker 1: there would be a lot of people in our country
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  Speaker 1: who didn't care. Like, most of them. You know, like,
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  Speaker 1: almost all of them wouldn't care if.
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  Speaker 2: Any of these people.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, if Russia got Ted Cruz or Lindsey
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  Speaker 1: Graham or Mitch McConnell, like, I don't know, most people
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  Speaker 1: in our country... Yes! care that much, including me. I
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  Speaker 1: hope that doesn't sound unpatriotic, but we've been arming the
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  Speaker 1: Ukraine to blow the shit out of Russia for years.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not blaming the Ukraine. Russia invaded them. But
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  Speaker 1: this is a war. And if Russia decided we're going
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  Speaker 1: to kill an old senator that most of you don't
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  Speaker 1: like anyway, and the ones that do, like, it's like
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  Speaker 1: a tiny group of people that are directly making money
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  Speaker 1: from the decisions this guy makes.
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  Speaker 2: Most people don't even know who he is. So, we'd
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  Speaker 2: have to do.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is, if it came out that Russia did this,
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  Speaker 1: we'd then have to do something. We'd have to, like,
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  Speaker 1: take offensive action against Russia because they maybe killed Lindsey Graham.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: And I would not demand that of the government.
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  Speaker 2: If they literally....
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  Speaker 1: If it came out definitively that Russia killed Lindsey Graham,
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  Speaker 1: I would just go, well, you know, live by the sword,
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  Speaker 1: you know. The guys inspecting drone factories in the Ukraine,
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  Speaker 1: Moscow and all of these other cities in Russia are
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  Speaker 1: getting hit by Ukrainian drones all the time. Why would
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  Speaker 1: they not kill that guy? He's like the loudest voice.
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  Speaker 1: One of the loudest voices to keep the party going
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  Speaker 1: over there.
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  Speaker 2: Keep the party going.
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  Speaker 1: Why would Putin not go, yeah, if we can, maybe
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  Speaker 1: let's kill this guy? He's in the Ukraine inspecting a
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  Speaker 1: drone factory?
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  Speaker 2: Why is he even doing that?
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  Speaker 1: He's doing it because he likes it. He's doing it
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  Speaker 1: because he likes it. You don't go, this is a
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  Speaker 1: beautiful time in our country, the summer. It's like one
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  Speaker 1: of the times people enjoy. You don't voluntarily go to the,
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  Speaker 1: unless Trump served him up on a silver platter to Putin,
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  Speaker 1: which is also very possible. Trump might have texted Putin,
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  Speaker 1: just kill Lindsey. He's there right now. Putin might have said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fed up with your shit. I'm going to invade
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  Speaker 1: Poland or something. And Trump goes, just kill Lindsey. He's
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  Speaker 1: in a drone factory. I'll tell you exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Where he is. Mafia shit.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, that's maybe what happened. That's maybe exactly
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  Speaker 1: what happened. Trump might have said, hey, listen, we know
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  Speaker 1: where he is. Just promise me you'll make it quick.
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  Speaker 1: This is straight up mob shit. And Trump's like, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to say he died of a brief illness? Make
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  Speaker 1: it quick. I forget the movie I'm quoting, but then
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  Speaker 1: somebody goes, we'll do it and we'll do.
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  Speaker 2: It our way.
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  Speaker 1: It's a mafia movie or it's Sopranos or something. I
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  Speaker 1: forget what I'm quoting, but this is maybe what happened.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to imagine this. Putin says to Trump,
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  Speaker 1: I've had enough. I'm going to use like nukes or
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  Speaker 1: something in Ukraine. Like I've had enough. I got to
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  Speaker 1: do something here. And Trump goes, listen, just kill Lindsey Graham.
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  Speaker 1: He's in the drone factory. He'll be there in two days.
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  Speaker 1: Just kill him.
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  Speaker 2: Kill him.
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  Speaker 1: We won't say you did it. You can kind of
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  Speaker 1: say you did it, wink and a nod. Your people
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  Speaker 1: will know you did it because that's kind of the
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  Speaker 1: way Russia operates. The people in Russia don't need a
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  Speaker 1: headline to know what happened. Like, when the Prokosian guy
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  Speaker 1: went down, when his plane went down, people immediately knew.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, that's what happened. So, like, Trump might go,
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  Speaker 1: we don't want this public. Putin's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. And Trump's like, just get rid of
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  Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham. Will that satiate you for a little bit?
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  Speaker 1: And Putin's like, yeah. Putin might have asked Trump. Putin
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  Speaker 1: might have said, we're going to kill Lindsey Graham. And
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Trump's like, yeah, all right. Trump doesn't care. Trump goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just kill Lindsey Graham. Just kill Lindsey Graham. That'll buy
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: us a few months. Kill Lindsey Graham. Your people kind
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: of know you did it. It'll buy us a few months.
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• 17:06
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  Speaker 1: They genuinely, literally, right now, have all of the, they
• 17:15
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• 17:25
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• 17:27
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• 17:33
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• 17:36
  Speaker 1: by the way, I'm not saying there's no voting problems.
• 17:38
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• 17:41
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  Speaker 1: It's the craziest thing I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 1: The voting irregularities and the elections are stolen, but you're
• 18:04
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• 18:13
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  Speaker 2: 1,000%, you are the president.
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  Speaker 2: This is the thing when like J.D.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Vance goes on Rogan and goes, well, you know, they
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: have this whole discussion about the Epstein docs and J.D.
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  Speaker 1: is like, I'll go to my death believing it was
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: a larger conspiracy. You know, it's kind of like these
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: guys are like, well, what are you going to do?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: What are you going to do? It's like, no, you're
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: the vice president. What are you talking about? J.D.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Vance is talking about this like he's a guy at
• 18:51
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  Speaker 1: Long Island.
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  Speaker 2: Where he'd be like, I'll always believe it was a conspiracy. Yeah, sure.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: That guy owns a pool company.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: He's going to be like, yeah, what are you going
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: to do?
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I'll always believe someone on there.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: This guy's the vice president of the United States of
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: America going on the biggest podcast in the world going, yep,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I read all the files. Trump's innocent also. I'll always
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: believe there was a greater conspiracy there. I'll always think
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: something was going on. But what am I going to do?
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I'm the vice president.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: That's J.D.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Vance's character arc right now is his whole entire thing
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: is just telling people what the vice president can't do.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Like, what about the war in Iran? He goes, you know,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: there's not much I can do.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I just kind of hang out and, you know, watch
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: as I'm part of the administration that betrays its voters
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: and does the opposite of everything it said it was
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: going to do.
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  Speaker 2: I just kind of hang out and, you know, this
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Epstein thing, who knows, you know, what are you going
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: to do?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of what are you going to do
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: energy from the vice president. I'm not saying the vice
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: president is like an all-powerful figure, but it's just hilarious that, like,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: that's his argument.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you going to do? What are you
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: going to do? Yeah, these Epstein docs, you know, isn't
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: that nuts, Joe? You heard about that?
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: What? You're the vice president of the United States. This
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: is the, they keep trying to play this game where
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: they're like this folksy, kind of like relatable, like, yeah,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: these fucking elites, these fucking elites with these, they're fucking
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: the kids.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: They're stealing your money.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: What?
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Who? You're doing it. You're the ones who are doing it.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: And they're relying on the fact that some of their
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: most ardent supporters, the ones who aren't directly being paid off,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: are the stupidest people in the world. So that still
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: works on them. They're like, yeah, fucking Hillary.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Hillary Clinton. Fucking Hillary Clinton.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: The guy, they're in the White House. They have the Congress.
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  Speaker 1: They have the Senate. They have the Supreme Court.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: It is them.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: It is now them. I don't want to hear about
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: the deep state anymore. You're playing me for a fool.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: You're playing everyone for a fool. You brought in Kash Patel.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: You brought in that other guy, Dan Bongino. You threw
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: him out or he left, whatever. You brought in.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Pam Bondi and then threw her out.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sick of hearing about this deep state. All of
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: these people. You have to be one of the stupidest
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: people in the world to fall for this shit at
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: this point. You are peddling the dumbest, most like shit.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: By the way, I hate to use this word, but cringe.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: It's literally cringe. You watch this and you go, I
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: feel so disgusted by the fact that they think people
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: are still going to believe this shit. Well, it's the
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: deep state. You guys covered all this shit up. Polymarket
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: has it like the odds to put boots on the
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: ground before 2027 is almost 30%. It's like a 26% chance.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I think it's much higher than that. I think they're
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: wrong on this because there's nothing to do. There's nowhere
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: to go. There's two options here. Nuke, boots on the ground.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: And you've got a guy in there who might do
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: a combination of Might do.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: One or the other. He might do both. Who knows
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: what the fuck he does?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: And they know, Israel knows that they can't allow Iran
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: to be anything functional. And a lot of the war
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: hawks in America and the people, they know that Iran
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: cannot be functional at all. It can be chaos. It's
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: not going to look like Vermont. It's not going to
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: look like Newport Beach.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: They know that. So it can be chaos. It can
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: be nuts.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: It can be nuts, like warring factions and crazy. That's fine.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: It could look like the bar from Star Wars. But
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: what it can't be is any type of functional country. So...
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: You got it. That's why we're bombing the shit out
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: of them right now. Civilian losses are going up. We're
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: inflicting pain. We're trying to fucking show them that we
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: can hurt them and will hurt them. But it won't
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: be enough, again, unless we put boots on the ground.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: And by the way, I think they're wrong 26%, by
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: the way. I think it's much higher because there's nowhere
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: else to go. There's genuinely nowhere else to go. What
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: exactly are we going to do here? And I obviously
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: don't want it to happen. Do you think JD Vance
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: will go back on Rogan when there are boots on
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: the ground and I ran.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: And go, yeah, I don't, you know, it's what he
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: can do. That's why, I mean, have you seen this?
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Have you seen this show, these boots on the ground
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: and I ran? That's wild, huh? That's crazy.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: He has like this detached intellectual thing he does.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: J.D.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Vance, like, he's not a part, like, he's like a commentator.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: He's like, you know, like, he's like, well, yeah, you know,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: this is, it's interesting, this Epstein stuff, huh? It's interesting.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: So I wonder when we have boots on the ground
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: in Iran. Yeah, here we go. Let's, this is J.D. Vance,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: friend of the show here, talking about Jeffrey Epstein on
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: the Joe Rogan podcast.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: What I have seen, and I've looked at most of
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: the files, is Can we.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Stop for a minute?
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: How does he have time to write a book, read
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: all of the Epstein files? How does he have the
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: time to do this, by the way? He's wrote a book.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: He's reading all of the Epstein files. When's he doing that?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: He's also a dad, a husband, the vice president. When's
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: he doing that?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: What is he doing?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Is he reading them to the kids at night? Is
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: he reading the Epstein files to the children? Is that
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: the reading material for the household? How exactly does this
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: work that you're reading the Epstein files every day?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Is that odd? Anyway, let's listen here.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: What I have seen, and I've looked at most of
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: the files, is that there just wasn't dispositive evidence. And
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: if that dispositive evidence ever existed, it was probably destroyed
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: after 2006, 2007.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Now, again, in our defense— Yes. Was there some bitching
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: and moaning and was there some back and forth?
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: But we eventually collected six million documents as part of.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: It wasn't six million. It wasn't six million.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: The president, people say the president.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: That's a Holocaust joke. Those of you paying attention, that
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: was a joke about the Holocaust. I'm not saying the
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Holocaust wasn't six million, but what an odd number of documents.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: J.D.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Vance is screaming six million. What a strange. All right, continue.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: The idea that Donald Trump could not have killed that legislation,
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: especially with the United States Senate, is a joke.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: He absolutely could have killed it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: What did he do?
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: He actually said, no, we're going to release these files.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: He thought, you know, he was annoyed by the story.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: He was annoyed by the Democrats accusing him of doing
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: things bad. By the way, like, do I think there
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: is any? I've never seen a single piece of evidence.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Stop it for a minute. He was annoyed that the
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Democrats were... Can you play that again? Absolutely could have
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: killed it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: What did he do?
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: He actually said, nope, we're going to release these files.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: He thought, you know, he was annoyed by the story.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: He was annoyed by the Democrats accusing him of doing
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: things bad.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: He was annoyed that the Democrats were accusing him of
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: doing things bad.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: It was annoying to him.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, this is, again, the demographic of people
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: that this appeals to or that this works on. I mean,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I've met some of them, so I know who they are.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: And I'm not going to claim that I don't know them.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I know some of them intimately.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: And it's not even JD Vance's fault.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: It is his fault, but it's not his fault that
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: he's like a specifically terrible character.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: They're all in the mafia. It's just a mafia. It's just,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: it's a mafia family. That's all it is.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: You just got to go out and you go, well,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: you know, it's actually, he didn't do anything wrong. I
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: looked at everything myself. He didn't do anything wrong. He
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: was with me the whole night, your honor. He couldn't
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: have been, he couldn't have killed the, so it's just
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: like this guy's in an unenviable position of.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Coming out.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: All over the internet now going, this guy's on a
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: press tour for a book. We're days away from troops
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: on the ground in Iran. The Middle East is a
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: total nightmare. The economy is a nightmare. There's trades of Hormuz.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: There's going to be like a massive oil crisis soon.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: And they've given so much money to big tech and
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: AI and the flock cameras, all of this stuff, all
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: of this, they're building a surveillance state with this money.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: They're building a digital surveillance state with the money. And
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: he's got to do this kind of like, aw, shucks.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Can you, yeah, isn't it wacky? Isn't it wacky? Joe,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: isn't it wacky? Isn't it wacky being VP? It's like,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: It's so wacky. I tell myself all the time. I
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: have to pinch myself.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: So, now, by the way, just to remind everyone what
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: this was here, let's go talk to, let's play this
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: clip today about what Epstein was doing at God Only Knows.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: And I want to play this clip for people because
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: there is this idea, for whatever reason, that Jeffrey Epstein was, like,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: a Gadsby-like figure who surrounded himself with, like, young, mostly
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: legal-aged women and, though morally questionable, was not... a guy
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: that was into, was not some, wasn't a pedophile or
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: nothing he was doing was illegal or that he wasn't
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: blackmailing anyone or that he wasn't like working with, I
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: know JD says that thing on Rogan where he's like, yeah,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: he had relationships with this intelligence agency and that one
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: and he was all over the map and I'll go
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: to my death believing there was a greater conspiracy. But
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: basically what JD is saying is like, we don't plan
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: to do anything about him. We don't plan to flesh
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: out the dimension of whatever quote conspiracy there was.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: We don't want to find these things out.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Although we have to concede that there's some real questions
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: to be asked because we know you're all not that retarded.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: We know that some of you have some level of
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: your brains that are still functioning.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Some level of your brains are still functioning.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I know that they're soaking in frappuccinos and energy drinks and,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: you know, you're having strokes on the way to work
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: and everything. The air quality's bad. There's fecal matter in
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: the ocean. You know, we've poisoned you nine ways till Sunday.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Your kids are chewing Adderall.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: We get it.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: We know how much we've broken your attention spans and brains.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Algorithms corrupt your ability to focus on anything for more
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: than 20 seconds.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: But still.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Even in that insane hellscape that we've created, some of
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you are able to focus, and we can't tell you
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: that there's nothing to see here, which, by the way,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: we tried to months ago. When this whole thing happened,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: we tried to go out and go, man, nothing to
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: see here.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: We were wrong.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Sorry. But then we've actually had to, because when the
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: evidence came pouring out, We had to.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Come out and go, no, no, no, yeah, this is weird.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: This is weird.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: This is 60 Minutes Australia, right? Again, it's not a
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: conspiracy program, not a crazy program, not something that's completely
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: insane that says QAnon, that Joe Biden's a clone and whatever.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Ellen DeGeneres has Kuru, that cannibal disease, which would be
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: hilarious if she had it. I've seen no evidence that
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: she has it, but if Ellen DeGeneres died of Kuru,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: that cannibal disease from eating children, it would be very funny.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Obviously not for the children she ate, but for me personally,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: if I read that and it was from a respectable place,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Ellen DeGeneres dies of Kuru, the disease you get from bushmeat,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: but I'm saying that this.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Is not one of those sites.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: This is 60 Minutes Australia talking about Jeffrey Epstein, who
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: was engaged in, like, this weird Dr. Strangelove type of, like,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: science experiments and shit in that New Mexico ranch. And
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I always wondered, I'm like, why don't you hear more
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: about that New Mexico ranch? It's all about that island.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: And now that island's creepy as fuck. And there was,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: you know, we know that the island is... Also probably
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: the source of a lot of like immorality, illegality, evil,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: monstrous behavior. God only knows. But the ranch in New
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Mexico is super creepy. They're actually trying to investigate it.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: And I believe the Trump administration is like trying to
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: like shut it down. The investigation, we can look into
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: that in a second. But again, this ranch in New Mexico,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: it's in the middle of nowhere.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Zorro Ranch.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: So all of this guy's properties, you would say to yourself,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: if this guy's just hanging out with 19-year-olds and hotties
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: and he's, you know, he's like a pimp, why is he,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: why does he have these lairs in the middle of nowhere?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: It just doesn't make any sense. Like, yeah, he had
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: a house in Manhattan. He had a townhouse in Manhattan.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: He had a house in Palm Beach. He was in
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: areas where people were, but he also, in addition to that,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: has these very isolated, very strange, in the middle of
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: nowhere lairs, like in the middle of New Mexico or
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: an island. And you start seeing yourself, that's interesting. And
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I wonder what was going on there. And this guy
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: is into some weird stuff.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Let's take a listen to this.
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: Girls waking up in sort of like a dark room
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: with like a female doctor standing over them. feeling like
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: maybe there is some kind of procedure that had happened
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: that they weren't aware of. And I believe this is
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: in the file. Sure, there's something in there about a
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: baby actually being born and then just disappearing, like Ghislaine
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: taking it. I personally never witnessed anything like that, but
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: I do remember overhearing conversations about trying to create the
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: perfect baby, the perfect baby, the perfect gene pool, and.
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: I know that there was sort of a hunt, if
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: you will, for the perfect gene pool.
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: Zorro was a wacky hideaway for Epstein and his cronies
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: and a place to enact their most freakish fantasies, including
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: at one point a plan for a controversial designer baby
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: and human cloning project, in which emails from the files
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: show the maniacal Epstein was prepared to invest in. as
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: long as he remained anonymous.
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: We were hearing some of the most horrible and heinous
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: things that anyone could imagine. The allegations span everything from
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: the harvesting of sex organs to allegations of women having
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: forced abortions or forced pregnancies or coerced pregnancies. I think
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: when we think about the stories and the span of stories,
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: it sounds fictional. It sounds... like a horror film.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Well, there you go.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Forced pregnancy, friend of the show, Jeffrey Epstein at his
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Zorro ranch in New Mexico. He was, this guy had
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: interest in like transhumanism. He was eugenicist. He wanted to
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: create the perfect race. He wanted to seed the planet
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: with his DNA in some weird way. He hung out
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: with Bill Gates and all these creepy scientists. He would
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: bring all these nerd scientists and get them young pussy
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: and then try to, I guess, ply them for information
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: or get them on board with whatever project he was
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: looking into.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: But the fact that.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: This guy was able to do all of this For decades,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: without any real pushback, any consequences, one slap on the wrist,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: sweetheart deal. And the idea that, like, this is not
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: really reported. I mean, we have to go to 60
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Minutes Australia, by the way, to find out.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Where's the New York Times on this?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: It's a little... It suggests that, to me, it suggests
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: that Epstein was another thing. We tend to think of
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: spies as 007, James Bond. We tend to think of
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Mission Impossible. We tend to think of the Bourne Supremacy.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: That's what we think of as like spies, like covert
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: operatives running around the world, trying to best each other
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: at the game of espionage. And he's not doing that.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: It's not him. He's not Jason Bourne.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: But there's all kinds of spies. Not all spies are
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Jason Bourne. Not all spies are running around with, you know,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: poison ink in a pen and killing you that way.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: So then you go, well, then.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: There's analysts that sit in the CIA and type up
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: reports based on what the Jason Bourne people say.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: He's not doing that.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: He wasn't like sitting in the CIA decoding all this
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: raw intelligence and typing up and writing reports and handing
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: them to somebody and going, oh, here's the reports that
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: we got from the station chief in Istanbul about the
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Muslim Brotherhood.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: And here's what they said.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: And somebody, we have a cafe bugged and one of
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: our guys runs the cafe and he heard them talking
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: about blah, blah, blah.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: He's not doing that. That's not his job.
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: So he's not Jason Bourne. He's not like.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: An analyst, not an intelligence analyst sitting there decoding intelligence
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: and writing reports.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: He's not doing that. He's not a.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Guy who seems to be really publicly advocating for a
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: specific company. So he's not like running around going like,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: it's all about Palantir. You got to get on board
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: with Honeywell or General Dynamics or whatever.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: He's this other thing.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: This like weird, strange other thing. And his life makes
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: no sense from the beginning of it till the end
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: of it. The beginning of his life where he's like
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: a math teacher at a prep school. And then he's
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: working at an investment bank. And then he owns the
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: largest piece of real estate in Manhattan. And then he's
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: controlling Les Wexner's entire fortune. And then he's experimenting potentially
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: on women in a ranch in New Mexico because he's
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: into this weird eugenics. And then supposedly he kills himself
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: in the most secure prison in the country.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: None of it makes any sense at all. And then J.D.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Vance is on Rogan going, yeah, I'll always believe.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: There's something going on. So here, this is the New
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: York Times. I will have to apologize to the New
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: York Times because they wrote about this, but they're not
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: writing about, I don't see a lot of the eugenic
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: stuff in the New York Times. You can correct me
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: if I'm wrong, but I don't see that. Because that's
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: even like too disturbing for them. But New Mexico accuses
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Department of Justice of obstructing Epstein Ranch inquiry. New Mexico's
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Attorney General unveiled a letter he sent last week to
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: the acting U.S. Attorney General Todd Blanch, accusing the Justice
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Department of withholding critical evidence.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: They don't want this solved, by the way. They don't
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: want it solved. They're not going to solve this. They
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: will not solve this.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Raul Torres, New Mexico's top law enforcement officer, first requested
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: original documents related to the convicted sex offender's Uro Ranch
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: property in February. He said he reiterated the request five
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: times in the following months through a range of channels,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: but Justice Department officials so far had not responded. The
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: records contain names of survivors, witnesses, co-conspirators, and other individuals involved.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: who may aid the long-delayed state investigation into the deceased
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: financier's crimes.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: In New Mexico.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: They're not going to do it. They're not opening this
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: can of worms. They're not going to do it. They're
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: not going to do it because it leads to something
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: that's good. It's going to be more questions than answers. Like,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: they're going to go, like, what was this guy? And
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: then how many of those guys are there? That's the
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: other question. Like, how many Epsteins are there? Because every
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: article written about him was like, he was a special guy.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: He's a special guy. Charismatic, intelligent. He had powerful friends.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: He was a special guy. But how many of those
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: guys are out there where their lives make no sense?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: In the world that we understand, Jeffrey Epstein's life makes
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  Speaker 1: no sense. It would be like describing an alien to somebody.
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  Speaker 1: who like didn't need oxygen and could survive, you know,
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  Speaker 1: that makes any sense at all. And you're left with
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• 42:24
  Speaker 1: you just don't know anything about. Well, I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know anything about how this even works. Even as a
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  Speaker 1: conspiracy theorist, you go, I don't know anything about it.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's strange even in that sense. Because you go,
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  Speaker 1: what is this guy doing? So it's possible he's just
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  Speaker 1: a super motivated pedophile.
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  Speaker 2: That's possible.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Like he's like a super motivated pedophile. He's just like
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  Speaker 1: one of these guys who's like really trying to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: make them up. But, you know, that also asks questions
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  Speaker 1: And nobody wants to open that up. And, and instead
• 43:12
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  Speaker 1: leans toward expanding U.S. military operations in Iran. This is
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  Speaker 1: from The Times. While preferring diplomacy, Trump was briefed this
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  Speaker 1: week on options, including the use of ground troops and
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: bombing Pickaxe Mountain.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: He's going to do it.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: He's going to do it. He's going to nuke them.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: He's going to probably nuke them. I mean, they know
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: they've got the one president in there that might use
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: a nuclear weapon.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: No one else would.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: They know they've got the guy that may just say,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: fuck it.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: He might just get up one day and say, fuck it.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Trump hosted a Situation Room meeting Tuesday evening to discuss
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: the potential seizure of Karg Island and other territory along
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: the Strait of Hormuz using U.S.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Troops as well as a potential bombing operation.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Of a tunnel complex at Pickaxe Mountain, a nuclear-linked site
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: the U.S.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Has yet to target.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Expanding airstrikes against more targets in Iran, including energy sites,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: also remains a possibility. The discussion was one of multiple
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: formal and informal conversations Trump has had in recent days
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: with senior officials, including J.D. Vance, Pete Hegsath, Marco Rubio,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Dan Kaine, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs, etc., They know,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: they know. They've got a guy in there who, depending
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: on his mood, could very well use a nuclear weapon.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: And there are people probably behind the scenes pushing for
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: that going, listen, you're either going to go down in
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: history as losing this war or you're going to use
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: a nuke. And I know it's going to be tough
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: and it's going to suck. And the rest of the
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: world's going to get mad at you. I think China
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: and Russia have probably said that they won't stand by
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: and let us use a nuke.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: But they probably will.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Because then, if we use a nuke on Iran, China
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: forever and ever, by the way, China then becomes the
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: moral leader of the world, even though they might be already.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: By the way, China may already be the moral leader
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: of the world right now. I want everyone to think
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: about that. Roll that around in your fucking head. And
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: if we use a nuclear weapon, China will emerge as
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: the clear humanitarian alternative. The West will lose all credibility
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: almost overnight. And China will emerge as the superpower that
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: is humanitarian because they're not going around. Even though they've
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: got that camp of Uyghur Muslims, they put them in
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: a concentration camp, which I don't care about. And no
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: one does, by the way. No one cares about that concentration.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: They keep trying to get that out. The Republicans keep going,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: what about the Uyghur Muslims? No one cares about that.
• 48:13
  Speaker 8: Enough.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: No one gives a shit. Maybe they should, but they don't.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: China will emerge from this because they're not invading countries.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Everybody lives over there in a digital surveillance state, which
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: is whatever.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: People just don't care.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Now, you know, they should, but they don't. And they're
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: not going to care in America either. They don't care.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: They're not going to care. They're not going to care.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: This is not a country of people who are, like,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: demanding freedom and everything.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: They don't care. They really don't care.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: So let's just put the kibosh on that immediately, that
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: there's going to be, like, a few people can destroy
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: some flock cameras.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: And by the way, more power to you, good for you.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: I don't want any of this shit.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: But the idea that like the vast majority of people
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: in this country care about a surveillance, they don't care.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: So you try to hang that on China like they
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: have a digital credit score. No one here can afford
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: any healthcare. No one here can afford anything. So like
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: you're asking all these people in America to talk about
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: how horrible China is while their lives suck. Now China
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: might be much worse than America. I would never want
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: to live there. But what a hard sell that is.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: You're trying to sell people on the idea that like
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: the ultimate evil is China. No one, no one, by
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: the way, you're.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Failing at that. No one believes that.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: It's like, and I hate using these dumb examples, but
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: it's true. It's the chick in the office who keeps
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: talking about someone and to a point where you all go,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: you start siding with the person they're trashing because you go,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: how bad could they be? You're the one who keeps
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: coming in here every day telling us how bad they are.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Maybe you're bad, right? And that's what's happening.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: So if we nuke Iran, or if we even invade,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: if we put boots on the ground in Iran, here's
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: how this plays out. China emerges the single superpower in
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: the world with the respect, and the United States of
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: America collapses, by the way, and quickly. Our dollar will
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: not be the reserve currency for much longer. This country
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: will collapse pretty quickly, and this war doesn't. Boots on
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: the ground doesn't. It will do it because China emerges.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Everyone goes, let's make deals with China. The West is done.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: The West is done. London's done. America's done. They go,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: we're looking at China. We're looking at Shanghai. We're looking
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: at Beijing. We're looking at fucking Dubai or whatever. We're
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: looking at the UAE. America couldn't even defend China. The
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Gulf states, the bases they had in the Gulf states,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: America can't even beat Iran. So we've all been told like, whoa,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: we're the fucking toughest guy on the block.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: That's not true.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: We've just kind of been exposed. Doesn't mean we don't
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: have nukes and we don't have missiles. We don't have,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: you know, a great military. And the fact that the
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: people that join it, you know, should obviously be respected
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: and you should hope they win. But let's look at
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: the facts. The facts on the ground right now are
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: that war no longer works. China realized this years ago.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: China goes, war doesn't work. If China thought war worked,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: it would have invaded Iran years ago.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, not Iran. Taiwan.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: If China thought war worked, China would have invaded Taiwan.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: China's smart enough to go, war doesn't work. Look at
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Russia and the Ukraine. War worked in the time when
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: you could go in carpet bomb city. Here's who war
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: works for. I'm telling you right now, Israel. And here's
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: why it works for them. They're willing to just go
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: in and kill everybody. You have to be willing to
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: go in and kill everybody for war to work. Otherwise,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: it doesn't work. Surgical strikes. Winning the information war. No,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: none of that works. None of it works. You have
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: to be willing to go in and basically kill everybody.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: And if you're unwilling to do that, it's just a
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: matter of time before you have to, it's either going
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: to be a stalemate, a frozen conflict. You're going to,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: you're going to just, your citizens are going to decide
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: it's not worth it. War doesn't work.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: It doesn't work.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: And China gets it. China goes, we're just going to
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: spread money around. We do the Belt and Road Initiative.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: We're going to build schools. And yes, we're going to
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: put everyone in our surveillance grid and our social credit score.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: And we're taking everybody's freedom. And I'm not for any
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: of that. And China's going to go, we're not a country.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: We will kidnap you if you have too much money.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: And we're not going to tolerate. And we are a
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: centralized country. control system where people are going to feel
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: like they are free, but make no mistake, they are not.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: But the way we export that control system to the
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: rest of the world is not at the barrel of
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: a gun. They watched our misadventures in the Middle East.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: They watched us lose credibility. They watched how embarrassing it was.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: And China goes, no, we're just going to spread a
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: lot of money around. We're going to engage in a
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: lot of corporate espionage. We're going to steal a lot
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: of good ideas. We're going to know what everybody else
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: is doing. And our technological supremacy is going to enslave
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: the world before the United States. The United States is
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: going to go bankrupt themselves with wars. And Russia can
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: bankrupt itself with wars. Because they're still living in the
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: last century when you could do this, when you could invade.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Ukraine and it would work. It doesn't work. It doesn't work.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: The fact that they just had to kill Lindsey Graham
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: to feel good about themselves. Russians had to kill Lindsey
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Graham to just feel good about themselves. They should have
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: been able to win this thing already. America should have
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: been able to win this. Here's Lindsey Graham, by the way,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: suggesting Israel should nuke Gaza. This is Lindsey Graham. This
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: is a great eulogy for him. Friend of the show,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham.
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: So when we were faced with destruction as a nation
• 54:38
  Speaker 9: after Pearl Harbor, fighting the Germans and the Japanese, we
• 54:41
  Speaker 9: decided to end the war by bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki
• 54:46
  Speaker 9: with nuclear weapons. That was the right decision. Give Israel
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: the bombs they need to end the war they can't
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: afford to lose. and work with them to minimize casualties.
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: Can I say this? Why is it okay for America
• 54:59
  Speaker 9: to drop two nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki to
• 55:03
  Speaker 9: end their existential threat war? Why was it okay for
• 55:06
  Speaker 9: us to do that?
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: I thought it was okay. To Israel, do whatever you
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: have to do. He must have had so much fun
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: in Israel.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: He was probably checked into a hotel in Israel, and
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: then immediately balls were just bouncing off his chin for
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: 48 hours.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: He must have had so much fun. To be this explicit,
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: to be like, just nuke them.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Even people are probably like, Lindsay, let's not go that hard.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Even his handlers are probably like, Lindsay, let's rein it
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: in a little bit. Hey, how about you just nuke them?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Give them the bombs that are needed to do the job.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Why is it okay that we drop two bombs on
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Hiroshima and Nagasaki and you can't use nuclear weapons on Gaza?
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Just nuke them. Duke, nuke him, babe. Like, it's so,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I envy the amount of fun he must have had there.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe if, listen, if they would provide me with whatever
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: they provided him with, maybe I'd be here.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Being like, just nuke him, God damn it.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: It's the Christian thing to do is to nuke somebody.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I just can't, I can't imagine, um, But this is all...
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: And this is actually a good clip. This is all
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: that is left. All that is left, by the way,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: in these conflicts, I hate to say it, and I
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: don't want to be prophetic here because none of these
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: prophecies end up being good, is the only thing that's
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: left to do is to start nuking people.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: There's nothing left to do.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: These countries like Russia and the United States, they're taking
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: humiliation after humiliation. We're heaping humiliations on Russia. Hopefully that
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: works out. And we're actually... we're also engaged in some
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: kind of weird humiliation ritual ourself because like we are
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: now being found out that we do not have the
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: military supremacy that we thought we did in the sense that, um,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: sinister banner shows Trump family in coffins as Iran demands
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: blood for blood.
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, this is what this Iran's Iran's day.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: We killed their leader. We killed their spiritual leader. And
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I imagine they're not thrilled about that. I, you know, this,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: this is like, it's so hard to like talk to
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: people because people, everyone's like a goldfish.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: They have no memory. So goldfish, like every time they
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: go around that little bowl, it's like, oh, wow.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: A castle, some, some trees, food, like goldfish don't know
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: what's going on. So we also have that because you
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: would see this. You go, okay, look at what Iran
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: is doing. And you go, yeah, but we killed their
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: spiritual leader. On day one of the war, we just
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: whacked the guy. What do you think happens? How do
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you think they respond to that? But war doesn't work.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: This is what we've learned. We've learned this over the
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: last 12 to 24 months. We saw it with Russia
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: and Ukraine.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: We saw it. War does not work unless you are
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: willing to deliver a.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Real like devastating blow to a large number of civilians
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: otherwise war doesn't war doesn't really work in in in
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: in this era number one it's on tiktok it's on
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: social media it's why they're banning all these apps for
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: kids they're not banning them because they care about your
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: kids mental health i've said it before They're banning it
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: because young people are kind of... They're the ones getting
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: really fucked over by what's going on now and they
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: want to know why their countries are being delivered.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: To organizations like the EU.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying everything's bad about the EU, but
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: they're going like, why do I have to accept higher
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: levels of migration, less economic opportunity? Why do I have
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: to accept certain cultural norms that I may or may.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Not agree with? Why does it feel like.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: there's a monoculture that's being thrust on me and my
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: generation of people and those people start questioning those things
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: so that's why they're getting rid of social media because
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: they don't want people being exposed to those debates they
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: don't want people seeing that They basically need compliance, and
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: the way that you get compliance from people is to
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: take away their ability to get information. So, you know,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: and by the way, every group of people is fighting
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: for that generation of people. So if you're an Islamist,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: you want those kids, and you want them to convert
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: to Islam. If you are a Christian nationalist, you want
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: them to be a part of the project of fusing.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Christianity and politics.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: If you are a radical Zionist, you want to convert
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: those kids to the idea that Israel's owed, you know,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: large swaths of the surrounding countries and that that's a
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: biblical prophecy. If you are a secular, you know, LGBTQIA2 plus,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: you know, you're trying to convert that generation to your
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: way of thinking. And it's a battleground. And now the
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: internet's just hate. It's just groups of people that hate
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: each other. There's almost no, I gotta be honest with you,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: there's almost no reason, this show, of course, is, but
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: there's almost no reason to go on the internet anymore. Really,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's all AI slop and just hate. It's
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: just groups of people who hate other groups of people
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: and blame them for.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Why society looks the way it does.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: It's a bunch of cultures competing to be who can
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: be a victim. It is really a depressing, dispiriting place.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: But make no mistake.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: they're not taking it away from young people to safeguard
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  Speaker 1: their mental health.
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  Speaker 2: You can't say this.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: We should take away TikTok because it fucks with young
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: people's mental health, but also we should draft them to
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: fight Iran. Because by the way, I imagine, and again,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: not a doctor, but I imagine that would do something
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: to their mental health as well. Putting them on an
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: aircraft carrier and putting them in the Persian Gulf, that
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: might do something to their mental health as well. I'm
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: aware TikTok drives up anxiety, but you can't make the
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: argument that you are trying to safeguard young people's mental
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: health if you are willing to ship them to Iran.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: That just doesn't work. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: You know where these kids can finally get rid of
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: their anxiety? on a flight to Iran. It doesn't make
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: any sense to anybody. And this is an old way
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: of running the world. China's realized this years ago, China's like,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna be wars, it's gonna be a digital
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: surveillance grid that everyone lives under and everyone will be
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: happy enough. This is what China has realized. China is like, listen,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: we're going to put everybody, we're going to wrap the
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: tentacles of the digital control grid slowly around people by
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: giving them money, making investments in their infrastructure and their economy.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: We're going to do that.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: And let America run around the globe with a gun,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: losing wars, bankrupting itself. Let Russia do the same thing.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Let Israel do it. China is sitting back. And again,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: no fan of China. Don't want China to win. But
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: how's that going? China is going to emerge from this
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: as the leader of the world and may already have
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: for two main reasons. Number one, China has realized that
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: the ways of dominating the globe that existed before for
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: thousands of years are no longer effective. They're no longer effective.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: You're not going to be able to whack the leader
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: of a country and see everybody fall in line. You're
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: not going to be able to show up with a
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: bunch of aircraft carriers and fighter jets and take over
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: a country of 90 million people and get them to
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: think the way you think.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: China knows that's not effective. They know that. And the
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: second reason China is.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Emerging as the leader of the world is because The
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: things that they are putting their energy into are the
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: new ways to dominate the world, which is a massive digital.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Grid that everybody will exist on.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: That's 1,000% where it's all going. I don't like where
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: it's going. I've been very honest about not liking where
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: it's going. but they know that's where it's going. And
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: we know that's where it's going. That's why we're trying
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: to like do it here and they're doing it there
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: and whatever, but they're just watching us take L's. We're
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: just stacking L's. And the only way to get out
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: of this is to Trump start firing nukes. I hope
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: he doesn't do it. I hope he doesn't do it,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: but he's a lunatic. So, and when Trump nukes Iran,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Jadie Vance will go right on rogue and I go,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, Joe, isn't.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: It, isn't it crazy? Isn't it crazy that.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Trump, you know, the president was very clear in the
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: beginning of this that he didn't want Iran to have
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: a nuclear weapon. And, you know, we got to a
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: point when we had to deliver quite a devastating blow to.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: Iran. And it's unfortunate. You know, lots of people died.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm a Christian, Joe. I hate that. I
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: hate to see anyone die. You know, of course. And
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: I was in the situation room when we fired.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: The nuclear weapons at them. But, you know, I said
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: a little prayer. I'm a Christian, Joe, of course. I
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: wouldn't want anyone hurt. Of course, we did kill tens
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: of thousands of people instantaneously. And then sometimes I just
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: think to myself, Joe, you know, you ever just think
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: to yourself, you ever just think to yourself, isn't it
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: crazy where life takes you?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: You know, if you had.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Told me I'd be sitting in this situation right now,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: we fired nuclear weapons on Iran. I would, I would
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: have told.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: You you were nuts. I would have told you you
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: were crazy. And I went down, I sat with Usha.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: We had a nice dinner.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: And I, and I said to her, I said, I said,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: isn't this wild? Just look around at our life. And,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: you know, she silently ate the eggplant. She doesn't, you know,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: eat meat. Of course, you know, she's, she's in that
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: demon religion. All these demons, they don't eat meat. But I, um,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: I said to her, I said, what a, what a
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: crazy day at work. Cause it's just, for me, it's
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: another day at work. It's another day at work. You know,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: some people, some people go and teach the kids at
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: the school. Some people go and, uh, you know, trade
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: the stocks, but you know, I went into work today
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: and we, we vaporized a lot of people just killed
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: a lot of people.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: Joe, we killed a lot of people today and I
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: don't like that.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Something I don't like, but, uh, you know, as the
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: vice president, my job is to just kind of sit
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: there while we nuke a country. And just kind of
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: provide my opinion. And then we just try to minimize
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: the damage. I say a prayer. I try to provide
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: the president with all the support he needs. But that's
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: where we're going. That's where we're going. JD Vance will
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: be on a nuke tour. He'll be on a nuke tour.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. Trust me.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: JD Vance will be on a PR tour after we
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: nuke Iran. And he'll be sitting there on all the podcasts.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: He'll be on Call Her Daddy. He'll do everything. And
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: he'll be there trying to justify the use of nuclear weapons.
• 1:07:17
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  Speaker 1: Quick before we get out of here, bacteria shuts down
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: beaches coast to coast in the U.S. You can't go
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: to the beach anymore because there's shit in the water.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Let's listen to this.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: Tonight, from California to Cape Cod, beachgoers escaping scorching summer
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: temps are running into a.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Wave of issues.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: Dozens of beaches in Massachusetts temporarily shut down. Officials posting
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: water quality warnings at beaches in New York, New Jersey,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Washington State, and here in Southern California, where the famed
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: Santa Monica Pier comes flanked with signs sharing swim at
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: your own risk.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's shit in the water.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Is it not?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, when you hear bacteria, you automatically think it's harmful.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: The heightened levels of bacteria discovered, a sign water may
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: be contaminated with germs or fecal matter.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: Here's what it is. This is what all the tech
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: people wrote. We're at the end of this.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: We're at the end of this being a livable planet,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: and They know that and that's where they're trying to
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: get out of here. You know, like, you know, it's
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: 110 degrees and you're just trying to cool off and
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: you can't swim in the ocean because it's a toilet
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: and there's shit everywhere. So the tech people know that.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, let's say this, creeps, sure. Freaks, absolutely. But
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: they know, they know that this is, like, whatever this
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: has been is ending, right? We're watching this and we're
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: going towards a new thing. We don't know what that
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: new thing's going to be. We talked about a little
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: bit what it's going to look like, but they know this.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: You can't even swim in the ocean anymore because it's
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: just bacteria and shit. And all these factories and stuff
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: and company, they just dump shit in the oceans and
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: they dump bacteria and they don't care. And, you know,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: eventually you just spoil the planet and And you go,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: we got to go somewhere else.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: We got to get out of here. We got to
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: get out of here.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: But before we can get out of here, we got
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: to build the digital grid so that people can just
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: chill in that while we figure out how to get out.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Because they're going to say to people like, listen, don't
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: go swimming in shit water. go on this app and
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: you feel like you're there. Like they got to build,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: the reason the digital grid is so important is that
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: it will pacify the people just long enough for them
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: to get off the planet. Trust me, that is what
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: they want. Their goal is to get the fuck off
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: this planet. And the way to do that is to
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: keep everybody chill while they figure out how to do it.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: So they got to introduce this digital thing where they go, guys,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: it's a digital amusement park.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: You live in that. That's where you're going. That's where
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: you're traveling.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: How about that? So that's what they got to do
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: before they can just get out of here. Because by
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: the way, And I don't think they will get out
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: of here. I think the ultimate folly of what they
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: believe is they're going to go down with the ship
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: just like everybody else. But in their minds, everybody's in
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: their mind, they got to think this is all leading
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: to something. So they're sitting around going, listen, nobody's fixing
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: any of these cities. They're not getting fixed. It's, you know,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: crime's down in some of them, which is great. But like,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, like infrastructure, you know, they're not going to
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: be vibrant cities anymore. We're just going to let them go.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: You know, the water's got high levels of bacteria. Drinking
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: water in a lot of areas isn't safe. That's not
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: going to get better. RFK and Cheryl, I mean, did
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: you see this? He's like fighting a yak. This was
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: the guy who was going to try to help the food.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: The food's as bad as it's ever been. That was
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: all fake, by the way. He was going to look
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: into all of the vaccines and the food. He didn't
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: do any of that.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: It's fake.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: So he's like on some summer vacation with Cheryl and
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: some yak.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: He seems like on his Instagram.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, he's like, we did a 10 mile
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: hike up the mountain and I saw a yak.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: And then I pushed the yak with my phone and
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: it ran away.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: And you're like, Hey man, weren't you supposed to like,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know, like, ban the big gulp or something.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: They've done nothing, but all they could do is just
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: move us to European standards on the food. They've done
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: none of that because the corporations, um, Trump's a junk
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: food addict. It's the junk food presidency. And all the
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: people that own the big food conglomerates, they're like, well, no,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: you're not banning shit. They banned one dye, this one
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: red dye. So none of it's getting fixed. And the
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: tech people are basically like, we just have to get
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: out of here because, yeah, here we are. This is
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: the Health and Human Services Secretary. This is the guy
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: who's going to fix the food.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: Sure. Should we get inside this thing?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe you should get inside the cage.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's dangerous. Come on, honey. Get up on the
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: other side of that stone. Get on the other side
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: of this stone wall. He's fighting a yak. All right,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: get him out of here.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: So that's now what our country has become. Our country now,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: he's doing content. The Secretary of Health and Human Services
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: is now doing content on social media with wild animals.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: He's now become some weird version of the crocodile hunter.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: He's now like, he's the Steve Irwin that we deserve.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It's like, So that's what
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: So the tech people, again, they know this thing's cooked
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: and they're just looking for a way out. But before
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: they can get that, everybody's got to voluntarily go into
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: this matrix control grid thing. Only because everybody's just going
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: to have to be well-behaved because there's going to be
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: a lot of reasons to not behave.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: That's coming.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: There's going to be a lot of reasons to not behave,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: like having no money, having no job, having not a
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: lot of food, an energy crisis. There's a lot of
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: reasons for people to take to the streets. So what
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: they got to do is get people to doing something.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: They got to get people doing something so that they're
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: not out in the streets, so that the tech people
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: can just basically plan their escape. Because that's what they're
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: trying to do.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: They believe that.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: They believe they're trying to get off the planet, merge
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: with technology. Once they merge with AI, it won't be
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: that long. They go, once we have quantum computing, once
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: AI is, you know, as smart as anything that's ever been,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: times a million, then they'll be able to just get
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of here.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: They go, because we're going to merge.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: With this AI. Otherwise, this AI would just get rid
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: of us and then leave. We're going to merge with
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: it so that we, and this is Musk, all these
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: guys want this.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: We're going to merge.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: With this intelligence so that we then have it and
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: we can get the fuck out of Dodge and then
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: leave the people here on this rotted bacteria.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: You know planet of shit oceans and smog and wildfire
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: smoke and hell and lettuce and Taco Bell causing diarrhea
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: and everything they know that this is what it is
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: like this is most of the stories this summer have
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: been about shit they've been about shit there's shit in
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: the ocean people can't stop shitting because of the food
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: they're eating most of the stories this summer.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Have been about fecal matter most.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Of them And they know that the planet is turning
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: to literal shit.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Literal shit. Not a metaphor. And the tech people know that.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: So they just go, listen, they're all going to eat
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: these burritos and shit themselves, and then there's going to
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: be shit in the water, and they're going to go
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: swimming in shit.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: And we just got to give these people fucking.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: some fucking meta glasses or whatever, and just let them
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: sit on their couch and they can shit themselves and
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: they can watch the world cup through their meta glasses.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Cause we're getting the fuck out of here. That is
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: what they're doing. We're getting the fuck out of Dodge.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: So put your meta glasses on, sit on the couch
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: and shit yourself and watch the world cup. Cause we
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: are getting the fuck out of here. That's what they're doing.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: That's 100% what they're doing. You know, I mean, it's
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: the summer of diarrhea. This is the summer of uncontrollable shit.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: This is the summer of people not being able to
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: control their ass. That's what it is. This is not
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: the sexy summer. This is a shit summer brought to
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: you by Taco Bell and then whoever is dumping all
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: of that shit in the ocean that people are trying
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: to swim in. It's almost like invading Iran, it's almost
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: like it's the only story that wouldn't involve literal human shit.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: So that's the kind of summer we're having in America.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: And the people know, the people know what it is.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: They know what it is. They know what's going on here.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: We're announcing a few new dates in the fall, timdilloncomedy.com. Enjoy, folks,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: enjoy your week. Swim in the shit. Just go swim
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: in the shit, because your family won't know the difference,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: and maybe one of them dies, but you can't afford
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: them anyway. Swim in the shit water, and if one
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: of your children dies, it'll be a tragedy, but back-to-school
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: shopping will be.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: A lot easier.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Anyway, that's our statement.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: That's our hopeful take for you, and see you next week.