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#162 - Justin Small of Drift Team Roadstars · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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Good morning, good afternoon and good night, everybody.
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Welcome back to another episode of the After Hours podcast.
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On today's episode, we have a returning guest, Justin Small of
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Rd. Stars Drift team Also excite dot
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JP on Instagram, also auto control, auto culture excite,
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also custom house excite. This guy is doing everything and
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we're going to talk about that in the episode a little bit.
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Justin's an awesome dude. I've been lucky enough to pick
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to basically call him a friend over the last few years and
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well, me and Carl, Justin just seems to be everywhere.
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He's all over the place. Every every drift event, every
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big drift event in the in the country, Justin just pops out of
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nowhere and he's there. So we even got to talk about the
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the last thrash racing event, which we none of us got to go
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to. So it was cool to hear about
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that event and of course we covered a lot of dumb bullshit
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topics that have nothing to do with drifting.
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Faction Motorsports. Get get a little loose, Malcolm.
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Can hit it too. Get a little loose look how
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exciting this. You know this, you know?
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Yeah, hit a little. Dude just had fun for him for
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once. Jesus.
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Well welcome everybody to the Back in After Hours podcast.
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Hopefully Malcolm's recording. Is he?
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Hell yeah. Cool.
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Tonight, we are here to bring you another guest.
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Not just any other guest. It's one of our close friends.
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We have Justin Smalls of Rosa. Nice to see you again.
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Nice to see you again. Yeah, we're doing just.
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And don't forget the other. Oh yeah, we got Malcolm.
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Oh, we got Malcolm over here too.
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Yeah. Did you call that Malcolm?
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You want to say anything? Introduce yourself.
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Hey, you would have. Yeah, that dude Malcolm, you're
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looking a little thick lately. What's going on?
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With you bro. What's our workout routine then
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bro? It's nice to see you, Jay.
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What do you what? You said you're you were in town
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because of Colleen's stuff. Yeah, Colleen's doing a program
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at Columbia University for a couple weeks.
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Or is she? Smarter or something?
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Yeah, she's. Smarter.
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Sounds like some smart people's stuff.
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Yeah, that sounds like. She's getting her PhD in shit.
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So wow, I'm. Just like.
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Going for a. Ride, you know.
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That started off as a joke and now I'm like damn, wow, good for
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her. No, she really is.
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She's how many years she got left?
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She got four more, but we got that.
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I mean, that's why we moved to Texas was for her to do that
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program. So she's we've been there for
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two years. She's got 4 more left and it's
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all fully funded so. Damn, four more until you can
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like bank like banking your investment.
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So she's the sugar. Mom, there you go, you're about
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to be sugar mommed out. That's awesome, I know.
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How not I know but I've I've heard through some people how
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difficult that path is so hopefully she sticks it through
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'cause that shit is is not light.
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No, especially. For the humanities right now,
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like the government's trying to disassemble all the funding for
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that. So we'll see.
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Yeah, I've been. Hearing things about that.
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Yeah, well, there's like no more education, I guess.
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So we'll see. Like what we'll see what happens
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in the job market. I think she's a little bit
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nervous about after she's done with a program like what the
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prospects will be, but. You don't have to work for the
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government though, right? No, no, no, I'm just talking
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about. There's more.
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Jobs. Yeah, like a ton of universities
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and hence, like, faculty salaries are based off of
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government funding, like public funds that go to both public and
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private universities. And so if those funds go away,
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then like it's like, all right, how am I going to?
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Go to school or you like, yeah, do anything with in that realm.
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That's kind of pretty nice, yeah.
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Fuck. Yeah, so big question mark, but
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like, she's so good at it. She's super smart.
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What's the end goal? Like what is the profession and
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line of work that you would like to be in?
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Like after you get out of that, you know what I mean?
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Like you get your piece of paper.
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You went through all your things to to get the piece of paper
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being a degree and then like, what would she want to do like
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with that? I think that for her, like
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staying in academia is the path she wants, like to be a
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professor. She's like super great with
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undergrad students and like teaching.
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So she'd be basically a college professor and then doing like,
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you know, research alongside that, so.
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What? Yeah.
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What would you ever you ever thought at one point in your
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life that you could be a teacher?
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Yeah, I feel like history teacher.
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Ohh. You fucking knew it, dude.
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Oh my God. Imagine.
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To history. Any American history?
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Oh my God dude, you would be such a fucking history teacher.
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You would, dude. Yeah, you would be like a.
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Fail everyone left and right too.
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You'd be a ponytail. Have an ass teacher bro.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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The one teacher with a ponytail that riding on a motorcycle and
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they're like. They think they're Indiana Jones
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or something. They have a.
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Leather bag. I think he'd have a vest, to be
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honest. That's why.
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I don't know. I'm not a vest guy.
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Not a vest guy, but definitely a messenger bag.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a backpack.
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I could see that. Yeah.
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You would have a messenger bag and let me see what.
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Else, I like messenger bags before they were, you know,
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normal. And even though they you would
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make, they would make you dress like a teacher, you would be
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wearing all black clothes all the time.
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So people would be like, Oh my gosh, Mr. B, is Mr. B kind of
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crazy that? Would be cool Mr. B bro Sick he
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means. BI feel like I would want to
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teach like fucking gym or some shit.
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Fuck that, I'm out. Hell no.
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Laps go plug in and then just kick back and just eat mad
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McDonald's while watching everybody just have a struggle
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athletically. I can see you teach English.
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English. Now this word right here is.
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No, I feel like I don't. I don't want to teach any of
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those things. I want to teach like a trade or
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something. I could see you teaching
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communications. Communications.
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Yeah. I mean, you're a personable.
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Guy, this is how you communicate.
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I don't really know, communications, maybe business
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or something. I like to think that I was good
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at that. But dude, even then, like, did
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you, did you go to school for business, Jay?
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No, I I got my degree in mathematics.
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Oh my God, my brother did that. You're Oh my gosh, that was
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probably hard as hell it. Was fun.
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How how many Cal courses did you do?
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Not three. Oh yeah, Calc 1-2 and three.
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Did you take any calc? Coors this rank you know how
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hard calc. Fuck this bro.
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No, I took whatever. Whatever the bare minimum was, I
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needed to take in order to not take math ever again.
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That's what I did. Yeah.
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Yeah. I didn't do any.
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Like no, never. People always came up to me and
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said they were sorry for me. I'd be like, I'm in mathematics
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and I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. Dude, it's hard.
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And like my my old roommate was a major in physics, physics
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major. And then my brother is a was a
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mathematics major. Yeah.
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And both of those were horrible. Like they hated all of those.
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Yeah, I think it's just how it's taught.
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I think it's taught pretty shitty and that people don't
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really connect with it because of that.
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But like, to me, it was the only thing that kept me interested
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out of everything. It's.
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Cool. When you get it for like one
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second, you're like, oh, wait, I get that.
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I get how this oh, this is cool. And then they introduced one
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more thing and you're like, Oh no, I don't understand fucking
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anything. And now I'm back to square 1.
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Dude, that was my problem in college because I there would be
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days where like I'd miss a class, but that class that I
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missed is like, all right, guys, you had to miss, not miss one
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day. Today is the day and I was off
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in the woods like riding bikes, drinking beers with my friends
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like and now what are we doing? It's fun.
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Yeah, it was fun as well. And then you're lost for the
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rest of the class. Every single time after that
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you're like, I don't know what's going on.
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It was just, I don't know that that was.
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I can't believe the freedom that I had.
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Thinking back on it, did you did you go away for school?
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I did, but it wasn't really what I would have chosen.
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I think I remember us talking about your your school was like
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a private, more of a private. School, yeah, it was a small
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private school, less than 1000 undergrads, so it was very and
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it was in the suburbs, so like if I wanted to do anything I had
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to like. What was getting wild in that at
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that college? Like what were you doing?
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Oh my God, we're about to skip rocks in the wrong direction.
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Dude, it was just I. Tried meth once.
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Dude, sometimes that's where the craziest shit goes down.
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That's why I'm asking. Yeah, I think it was all just
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people with, well, if they were stuck on college campus, like
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then there was some crazy shit going on in the dorm rooms with
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drugs and shit. But if there was like, you know,
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people who had the opportunity to leave or, like, live off
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campus or, like, go hang out with another friend group, like,
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they were out. So it was like, you had, like,
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half the people who are, like, kind of feeling stuck there and
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then half the other people who are, like, living their separate
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lives and just coming in for school.
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So it wasn't a great vibe, I'll say that.
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It wasn't what I would think you would, like, idealize a college
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experience to be. Yeah.
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Damn, and I know Frankie did. Dude, you would have.
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Fucking loved college. You would have hated going away
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though. I would have hated that.
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You would have hated. Why though?
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Why did I also think that? It's like a new environment.
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See, I knew you would have hated.
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It I don't like new environments.
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You wouldn't have picked anywhere to go.
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I like new environments for one week and then I'm like, we're
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good, I'm going out of here. I got to go where?
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Did you go to college? A Community College.
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Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah, it was local.
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I was on the four year plan. It was, yeah.
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That was also. Known as I'm a retard.
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That was as Community College as a Community College can be.
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We talked about it on the last episode with Will because he
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went there too. Yeah dude, did you know I I
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forgot Adrian? I think I forget because all the
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night call guys just like blend in because they're all got blue
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cars now. But not that they didn't before.
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But he sent me a video of this throat doctor fucking sending a
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camera down Wills throat while he would do like the really like
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stuff. It was crazy.
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That's really good. Did you hear that shit?
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Do it again. Are you?
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I don't know if I can do it again.
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That shit hurts so bad. Come on dude, I don't think I
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can do it. Can you scream, dude?
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Would you be in a band? I don't think I.
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Imagine you. Should call it a secret life.
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He was a screamer, no? No, I can't.
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You got it. Everyone can act like a screamer
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when they go in like but they but they do it, they push.
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Out dude, no, he was doing some crazy.
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Did you? I'll send you the video too.
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Shout out to Adrian too or forget which one of the night
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call guys sent that to me. But like that video was so
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interesting and Will is still will the whole time like he's
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like, oh, I can see are you guys going to see my boogers or
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whatever? And I'm like, bro, you literally
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have a camera down your fucking throat right now.
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God. That's so it was crazy.
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Never want to do. That it was nuts.
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It's. Like a borescope, dude.
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Yeah. Borescope his throat.
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Hole. It was so weird and I was just
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having my breakfast, fucking having some yogurt and granola
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and shit. You're eating while you're.
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And then and then I see his this throat doing all this shit.
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I was like. That yogurt was doing that in
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your throat, bro, Yeah. Dude, I didn't know.
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I was like, EW, what does the inside of my throat look like?
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It's probably gross. Yeah.
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I will say though, I enjoyed my Community College experience.
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Did you go? I did that before regular
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college to get credits, dual enrollment credits.
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That's what I did. Yeah, I graduate early and yeah
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man, I feel like the best professors I had were there.
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And I mean honestly the parking lot had way more cool cars than.
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Always. You know why?
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Because the route that I feel like a lot of my friends I went
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to high school with got was like, if you go like there,
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it'll be like parent telling their kid, like, if you stay
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home for college, we'll get you a new car.
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Yeah. And then everybody got 2017
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Subaru Impreza STI's or WRX. 'S the first ZN 6 I ever saw was
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in the Community College parking lot.
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Dude that was or brand. Remember when they came out that
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was the brand new. I mean, I still like them.
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In like 2014. But I was going.
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To say I was out of college by 12.
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It was the coolest car, like, in my opinion, to see.
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Yeah, like. Well, the new one right now for
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me is still the coolest car to see.
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Oh, the GR that there was one of those at the comp this past
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weekend, which was dope. I saw that I was like and Jimmy
17:02
was tandeming with it. I go, I was, I was about to text
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Jimmy, Yo, don't hit that fucking car, dude.
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He was like. Right.
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On him it was dope. But I've seen that guy before at
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Summit. I think if it's the same person,
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guy orgas, I don't know who drives it.
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That's crazy. It was.
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I love seeing it. I'd love to see it though,
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because it's the future. That's like.
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That's the S. 15 you see in the option videos.
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Yeah, it's brand new and it's being drifted.
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Like I think that's sick. There's also at Community
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College with this stupid clean white S14 Kookie that was like
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dumped. And like, that was a big part of
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like, me being like, Japanese cars are the shit.
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There were no cool cars that are like.
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Unless I've seen Frankie's car there, which I never have.
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What year did you go there? Like 2014, I literally, I, I've
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just like Justin, I got out of high school senior year.
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I kind of realized like I'm not, I wanted to go to college and
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like run like and do like cross country and shit, 'cause I used
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to do that before all the cigs and the weed and the beer.
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But dude, like I wanted to do that.
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But then after I realized, damn, that kind of sucks and I don't
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really want to do that because I'm kind of already a burnout
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right now. So I was.
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Like, I'm going to go to Community College for two years
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and figure out what I want to do, which I feel like a lot of
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people frown upon. But some of the things that I
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learned were from Community College that I still take today,
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you know what I mean? Like, I didn't really learn much
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differently at a university versus Bergen, you know?
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And there's some kids out there who and like, might think that
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that's a fucking like, loser way to do it.
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Like it seems. Like a cheat code to go to a
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Community College. It was like a grand a semester,
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like 1500 a semester. College credit and I did it then
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I last year of high school, so I also got high school credit.
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So that was like the whole the you were.
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A2 in one dad. Yeah, that's called the dual
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enrollment. So basically for my junior and
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senior year of high school, I took Community College courses
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and accounts for high school credits and for college credits.
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So you finish high school and then when you go into college,
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you're carrying over like however many credits that
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convert over to your other degree so you can graduate
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early. So that's why I graduated in
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three years instead of four on the math degree.
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But my favorite Community College course was astronomy.
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Dude like something about? What kind of?
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Fucking yeah. What the fuck kind of cottage
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monkey? I want to know what your
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classmates were like in that. Yeah, in astronomy, Like who's?
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And you meet girls with like, it's like.
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Girls. In astronomy with like a million
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different colour hair, yeah. And like all that.
19:36
Actually. Probably I I don't.
19:38
Remember much about astronomy course?
19:40
Malcolm, Much about the girls in my astronomy course, because
19:42
there was this one girl at Community College who I was, you
19:45
know, I was interested in at the time.
19:48
And so you took astronomy kind? Of locked in.
19:50
Oh gosh, yeah, it. Didn't work, so Oh well.
19:53
I got into like a lot of like I've seen a lot of Fender
19:56
benders at community colleges and just like being in that.
20:01
What was the latest class you had any night classes over?
20:03
There all night classes because all of them I was working at
20:06
Nissan while I was going to. Oh, OK.
20:08
Yeah. I was like all in the morning.
20:10
The night classes, yeah, no, morning classes was all me.
20:13
Like I was getting them like as early as I can get them, like
20:16
8:00 AM fucking on Route 17, like wanting to fucking off
20:19
myself. Yeah, dude.
20:21
I've taken classes during the day, but it's only the night
20:24
classes I remember and that there's a reason for that.
20:27
It's 'cause I was having fun in those classes and the other ones
20:30
I was not. It was not fun.
20:32
Yeah, it's a. Different vibe at.
20:33
Night it's like half your vibe and everyone's on the same page
20:36
They're all like, we don't want to be here we're going to make
20:38
this fun It's like bring. Your own weed.
20:40
Yeah, or everyone was working all day and they're like, oh,
20:42
here we are, let's try to get through this shit and then
20:44
everyone just makes it. Fun.
20:45
The best classes I had all my life were like foreign language
20:48
classes, dude. They were so fun 'cause
20:51
everybody, you know, you're in there.
20:52
Unless the shit that pisses me off was like one time I had a
20:55
Spanish class. There was a lady in there who
20:57
literally spoke Spanish. I was like, fuck you, you
20:59
fucking the fuck is this? Like I yeah, yeah.
21:02
But then in my mind I'm like, they gotta take credits too.
21:04
And I would be doing that. Exactly like.
21:07
Sign up for an English class like.
21:08
French one. Imagine I took.
21:10
French. Guess how much French I know
21:12
right now? Bonjour.
21:14
None like folk means seal. Did you know that?
21:18
Like you like the animal. You remembered that?
21:21
Yeah, Folk fucking every like. PHOQUE.
21:25
I took French like 2 years in high school.
21:28
Don't know a damn sentence. I took Spanish four years in
21:31
high school. Don't know one thing.
21:32
Stop. You know how to speak Spanish.
21:34
Stop. No, I can understand it a little
21:36
bit, but I don't I can't speak. It it's like I have to have that
21:39
immersion with Spanish because, you know, obviously I travel
21:42
around a like a little bit, but over the past couple years I've
21:45
been in Mexico and Costa Rica and like been there for like a
21:49
week or two and you're just like, OK, like I'm going to
21:53
definitely learn now because they can't get by otherwise.
21:55
And now what? Were you there in Costa Rica for
21:58
When the hell was this? Guys a man.
21:59
Yeah, what the fuck? We saw you a couple years ago.
22:03
We. Saw you last year, didn't we?
22:05
When did this Costa Rica trip happen?
22:08
It was like a company. Okay.
22:10
Yeah, it was one of the company work trips, but you're like
22:14
learning all that. And then, you know, I moved to
22:16
Texas and it's like half my neighbors speak Spanish and it's
22:19
like, OK, this is like actually useful now.
22:21
Like I just probably I would like double down.
22:23
I'd like to know Spanish for sure.
22:25
What would you use it for? Go to Taco Bell, you're going to
22:28
do that. Well, we're probably going to
22:30
need to know Spanish in like 5 years because I feel like we're
22:33
getting white people are getting eradicated here so.
22:35
We got to we're. Going to need that.
22:37
We just got to do our part. Everyone in every other country
22:39
in the world knows English, so we should we should know another
22:42
language. What's another language you'd
22:43
like to learn? Honestly, Japanese.
22:45
OK, I know that's not a surprise.
22:47
All right, yeah, not a surprise. Which I feel like, dude, I get
22:51
like this guy on TikTok or not TikTok, but like my reels where
22:54
it's like learn casual Japanese. Yeah, and it'll I forgot some of
22:59
the phrases that he's that he taught me, but I'm trying to
23:01
remember him for when I go in October.
23:03
One of them was like, you're tweaking, bro.
23:05
And then he actually said it and I was like, I need to know how
23:09
to say this. You're.
23:10
Tweaking. Bro, you're tweaking bro.
23:11
I'm just going to say it everywhere I go and just
23:13
remember it. They're all going to know you.
23:15
But yeah, I'm going in October. That's 6th.
23:17
I'm so. Hyped.
23:17
What are you doing while you're there?
23:19
Just drifting and hanging out with whatever Diego and Brad and
23:22
my other friend Bryson dragged me off to do.
23:24
You know what tracks you're going to go drift.
23:26
I have no clue, dude. They just, they're going to,
23:29
they're just going to bring me to places I want to.
23:31
I want to try to buy a motorcycle while I'm there and
23:33
drive that. Yeah, I think the coolest
23:37
Japanese motorcycles are like the old.
23:39
Yamahas tamahas. I need something that's
23:42
reliable. I honestly don't really care
23:43
what it is, but like, even if it remotely is possible I'd like to
23:49
do that. That sounds so fun.
23:50
Like an NSR 250. No, that's a sport bike, isn't
23:54
it? Yeah, no, fuck that.
23:55
I need to sit up and like have bad.
23:57
I want a touring I want. To like, sit like this in a
23:59
touring bike. My feet and my knees and my
24:01
chest. Get a Honda Gold 1.
24:03
Dude if if if I could sit like this on the Japanese highway.
24:07
I don't think that's happening. I'm.
24:09
I'm rolling dude. Look how.
24:11
Cool. I look right now you want a
24:12
chopper is what you want? Yeah.
24:14
You see how cool Tom's is? You see how cool I didn't.
24:17
See it? He got it again, I thought.
24:19
What kind of friend are you? What?
24:21
I don't know. I saw he got it back up and
24:23
going, yeah. Really.
24:24
He's got the blue one back and he's all over like Asbury doing
24:27
cool shit. Like, bro, how is you?
24:31
See Malcolm, You've seen it, right?
24:33
Yeah. Yeah.
24:33
Because we're Tom's friends and you're you.
24:35
Know you got it back you really I.
24:37
Know you got it back but I never saw it yet.
24:40
OK, man, I'm Frank. I'm looking at his stories right
24:42
now. Yeah, I probably should look at
24:44
this shit. Well, honestly, that reminds me.
24:46
Like obviously, I mean, I mean I'm super into all the magazine
24:50
stuff. Have you heard of a magazine
24:53
called Dice magazine? Yes dude, I finally yo when you.
24:56
Went to Dude, it's such a cool magazine.
24:58
Yeah, that's Dice. When we were at Fuel Cafe, which
25:01
you told me doesn't exist anymore.
25:02
Doesn't. What the fuck?
25:05
I don't know. So what is there?
25:06
What are they going to do? Fucking like I don't.
25:07
Know we got to find out where the new the new spot is.
25:10
I just got my bike fucking going.
25:12
And that shit doesn't run right. I don't know what's wrong with
25:17
it, but something broke on it that there's four things on the
25:21
damn bike. I'm going to replace every
25:24
single one now. OK, you're like, I just got
25:27
everything I'm. So fucking gay bro.
25:29
I'm so over it. Like I'm so over it dude.
25:33
Why am I learning about these things?
25:34
All I wanted to do was drive the motorcycle.
25:38
You tore it all apart. You wanted to chop it up.
25:40
I wanted it to be easier, so I took all of the things that
25:43
could break off. That's what.
25:47
People do with drift cars, is that not?
25:51
You strip it. Not my mentality usually.
25:53
You like replace. You know whose mentality it is?
25:56
Chris Nazara, Tom and Tom. They will replace the things
26:00
that they know will be false, even if it's not right now,
26:03
Chris. Just likes building cars and.
26:06
That whole family is just very meticulous with the way they
26:08
build and like, I'm just using that as an example, but Chris's
26:12
car is literally the perfect example, you know what I mean?
26:16
Yeah, Chris. Chris.
26:17
I was trying to avoid what I'm feeling right now and that
26:22
resentment and hatred toward your bike toward.
26:25
The bike. I literally wrote it 1 great one
26:28
afternoon the next day. You you were like, planning to
26:32
be doing this all summer. Yes, is what it was.
26:34
Yes, I wanted to just ride it today.
26:37
I would have ride the bike here. I would have rode it here.
26:39
And guess what? If Frankie was like let's ride
26:40
to the city tonight. But.
26:41
He would have had. To walk should have been no, I I
26:43
put Jay Smalls on the back of mine.
26:45
If you don't want to take him, I put a little.
26:47
I put a little thing on the back.
26:49
You could just be in it. That's the butt.
26:51
No, you just lean back on the Sissy bar and hope that it
26:53
doesn't like crash backwards I. Have my butt hanging out my.
26:56
Ass yeah dude, yeah yeah dude it'd.
26:59
Be crazy. Hell yeah, just hang the hair
27:01
out a little bit and then people won't even.
27:02
Know you got the long hair? They're like, they're like, oh,
27:04
that, that doesn't look that off.
27:07
That bike would not haul two people.
27:09
Like. Probably.
27:10
Not so slow. We went on a ride once with him
27:13
in the city. That shit was crazy.
27:15
That's what made me want to tear it down.
27:17
It was like 3, three of us on Harleys and then him on his
27:20
fucking little 70s Japanese bike.
27:23
And we just, we're fucking hauling ass.
27:26
And he's just like, I'm looking in the rear view.
27:28
I'm like, yo, is he still there? Because this is kind of crazy,
27:32
like lane splitting everywhere. And I just see Carl's headlight
27:34
like I'm like. It was so rough, dude.
27:37
It was like. The pavements.
27:39
They would. Be flying off his.
27:40
They would be riding. See.
27:41
Yeah, that's why I took everything off.
27:44
The fact that these metal covers on the side of the bike fell off
27:48
1 by 1 while you're riding, while I was riding, it was like
27:52
a huge no. I was like.
27:54
Took someone out. I was like, that probably fell
27:56
crazy for somebody to run over, yeah.
27:59
Like 'cause you know what I did? I don't want to be liable for
28:02
that. Yeah, yeah.
28:03
So I just took everything off and then I was like, oh OK, I
28:06
don't want to cruise that high anymore 'cause I was pretty much
28:08
pinned for three hours then. He gets home and he calls us.
28:12
Oh shit my shifter fell. Off, yeah, on the highway I was
28:15
doing like 65 miles an hour. The shit they're fucking.
28:18
That was a stress test that night.
28:19
And then and then I stopped riding it as much after that.
28:22
That thing is held together by like glue and I don't know what
28:25
else I. Really don't know what else to
28:26
do about it. I've learned, I've learned how
28:28
to like trace things electrically sort of with like a
28:32
multi meter, right? Yeah, a lot of people I feel
28:36
like don't know how to use a multi meter.
28:38
I'm one of them. I'm one of them too.
28:41
There's a lot of fucking things you could use that for.
28:44
I don't know. I don't know 90% of and.
28:46
You just use it to check the battery voltage continuity.
28:50
That's. Good.
28:52
Literally just putting it on the battery and being like that's
28:55
over 12, that's good. We're good to go.
28:57
That's it. But even yeah, continuity,
29:01
that's it, that's imagine checking for there's a break in
29:04
this wire. Yeah, I was doing that.
29:06
A little bit. I don't know how to do that.
29:07
Yeah, which was crazy because I had a no start issue on my Miata
29:11
a few years ago that I got obsessed over spending pretty
29:17
much my whole day for like a week trying to figure out why
29:20
this thing wouldn't stay running.
29:21
And then I ended up being the cast but.
29:25
How'd you find it? I went through like 3 different
29:27
ECU's that I sourced and I like was doing all those continuity
29:32
tests and everything. I did find a loose ground on the
29:34
ECU, which I was like, OK, that was that was valuable.
29:37
But dude, those old Miata forums are gold.
29:41
Like you just can't replace them.
29:43
Like someone wrote about this thing back in like 1998 and like
29:48
has this whole flow chart for how to how to diag like a no
29:51
start on a Miata. And then you just like
29:54
eventually go through it and you're like, OK, this works.
29:57
Like I found my thing. So yeah.
29:59
That's what I was hoping to learn with a damn bike, but now
30:02
all I do now is I'm confused more like I I like grounded
30:07
things and like I feel like right now I'm just having like
30:10
things aren't connected correctly and I probably should
30:12
do that's where the continuity thing would probably make sense.
30:16
But I don't know how to do any of that.
30:17
I just know to check if there's voltage on the.
30:18
Back you got to find one person that knows motorcycles real well
30:21
and then but. I just wanted to ride like I am
30:24
so over it. I just want to ride it dude.
30:26
I put like I don't understand. Charging systems on.
30:28
Motorcycles if they don't have alternators.
30:31
They do, sort of, yeah. It's like that.
30:34
It's a rotating thingy inside of the coil instead of or on the
30:41
one side of the motor instead of.
30:42
Like a gigantic alternator on a cord.
30:45
I don't know. It's an internal alternator.
30:47
There's another thing too. Whatever that thing.
30:49
The regulator, rectifier, the rectifier, you got that shit.
30:52
The regulator just controls the voltage and the rectifier
30:57
converts the voltage. I think it's basically an
30:59
alternator, but all the pieces taken apart and scattered all
31:02
over the motorcycle. Yeah, that's what I kind of is,
31:04
yeah. Pretty much what?
31:05
Sounds difficult to diag. Yeah.
31:08
Yeah, man, I'm sorry. Well, I think you'll get it
31:11
together. But yeah, that Dice magazine
31:12
thing is so cool cuz it's just like all it is, is like, like
31:16
articles that the writers themselves have written about,
31:19
like a personal experience they have with their bike.
31:21
And then it's just like the most beautiful pictures you've ever
31:24
seen of them, dude, riding around in like the desert or
31:27
wherever. And like, you know, I don't
31:30
know, it's just got all the vibes.
31:31
Speaking of desert, are you going to Super D?
31:33
Also, I saw you at the thrash. Event Yeah, yeah, I saw a video
31:35
the other day. Yeah, that was like the best
31:39
event I've ever driven in was yeah, yeah it.
31:41
Was dude Jay Smalls was hucking can can you pull up Jay Smalls
31:44
Instagram? I don't dude.
31:46
I didn't know you were drifting there.
31:47
I just saw you. Like I was watching.
31:48
I was like, who's got that fat somebody on?
31:49
And then I was like, oh, it's Justin.
31:51
There's Jay Smalls. Yeah.
31:52
Yeah, the Miata looks so big when it's on its own right
31:54
there. Right.
31:55
And then there's a video of you tandeming with if.
31:57
You go to the last slide, you'll see tandem with my buddy who has
32:00
a JZX. Yeah, and it looks you.
32:02
And it's like the biggest car and the smallest car right next
32:04
to each other. Have you just?
32:06
Yeah, there's sore. Damn they I feel like that tire
32:09
wall got closer to the fucking track.
32:11
It was, that's the scariest track I've ever driven for sure.
32:15
But no, that was like one of those events where I think, I
32:19
mean, for me, I'm a huge Japanese drifting nerd.
32:21
So like the idea that, you know, Fukuda was coming back after 20
32:25
years and, you know, Bai was going to be there in Tamoya was
32:29
just like, it was like one of those things I had to be at.
32:32
You got to drive with some of them too.
32:34
Right. Yeah, I got to drive with Bai
32:35
and Samoya, which was. Is on this post.
32:38
If you like scroll, No, I think it's on.
32:42
I don't think it's on this post. Think it may be on the next one.
32:47
It's like a still photo in one video to that one up at the the
32:51
most recent one. Go back.
32:54
Yeah, yeah, that's me and Samoya.
32:57
And I don't know, something about being able to see these
33:01
guys in magazines from like the late 90s drifting in Japan and
33:07
then being in a car driving with them.
33:09
Look. He commented too, and he says
33:10
our cars look like brothers because of their size.
33:12
Yeah, so our our joke was that I was the little brother and he
33:16
was the Big Brother. They don't look bad together.
33:19
No. Dude, I love seeing Jason Wells
33:21
go look. How nice.
33:23
Yeah. And so like, yeah, we just.
33:26
So for me it was like one of those bucket list things.
33:30
Also I have. It does look big though next to
33:33
the Miata that's. So crazy.
33:36
Yeah, it looks big. It's.
33:37
So insane how small miatas are, it blows my mind.
33:40
Dude, I want to do an entry down that shit you did.
33:43
You did not in Michael's. I want to fucking be in like 4th
33:46
coming down that bitch. Not second I'm.
33:48
Going to end up where that suburban is.
33:49
Back you look at the. LS back there cash?
33:52
I know. Look how big right there.
33:53
Look how big that looks, dude. It looks like Great White is
33:56
just behind a little seal. Dude, if you go to the Last Post
34:00
or so, go to 1 post back the one, the V, the VX one, so the
34:07
like, yeah, that one. Go to the last slide of this,
34:10
you'll see. Bro oh look at the size of this
34:16
shit. Chaser.
34:17
That's a boat. Look at it, look at it.
34:19
Wait a minute. Look at it.
34:20
It's about to eat that shit. It's just and the one before
34:24
this also has it. But yeah, the size difference is
34:28
hilarious. It's like I can't drive with
34:29
anyone other than another. That's the.
34:31
Worst part of Miatas for me. That's like, actually the only
34:34
bad part, yeah, Is that. I think they look good.
34:37
Yeah, so do I. Yeah, I like how they look.
34:39
That JZX looks long that. Thing looks like a fucking 5
34:43
Series BMW. That thing looks long as hell.
34:46
You know who called my car long as hell?
34:47
Sarah. She was like, really?
34:49
That taxi of a 4 door. Sarah, what are we talking about
34:53
here? Sarah Reardon.
34:54
She's got 2. 40 That's why I. Don't know, did you get any
34:57
granola deliveries yet? No.
34:59
And yeah, it'd be cool if she didn't say.
35:01
She did an awesome job. Shut up.
35:03
If you were there, maybe you could defend yourself.
35:05
She did do an awesome job. Thanks for the thanks for the
35:07
advertisement and Malcolm, you did an awesome job with that
35:10
advertisement you had to make. Dude, I saw it on commercials.
35:13
I was like what the hell? Saw the commercial.
35:16
Eddie made it and did the script.
35:18
I just did the yeah. Well, the voice was was good.
35:21
It was. Actually I made the script, I
35:24
edited it do. You remember it offhand.
35:27
Fact. No, I don't remember.
35:29
That I was like, no way. That was good.
35:32
Yeah. That shocked me, 'cause like, me
35:34
too. I was watching.
35:35
I was watching it back and I was like, why am I seeing my car
35:39
right now? Oh, oh, it's a commercial.
35:41
Yeah. It was cool too, because from
35:45
that event, Thrash Racing made a commercial that was aired in
35:47
Japan and my car was in that. Oh.
35:50
Wow. Yeah, that was pretty fucking
35:52
sick too. If you go to the tags post that
35:54
I'm in, I think Tamoya put it up there and wait and tagged me in
35:58
it. Fukuda drifted the car that
36:00
Thrash built. Yeah, So Thrash built a replica
36:03
car and Fukuda ended up So it's the one with the seat right
36:08
there. The the red one.
36:10
Yeah. This was aired at Nico circa.
36:13
So Fukuda still organizes drift events, and this was one of the
36:16
drift events he was live streaming.
36:19
And this was one of those Thrash commercials that they aired.
36:22
And you know, it was hey. That's Jamo.
36:25
Yeah, Jamo's. And then there we are.
36:28
Yeah, there's Fukuda. How was he drifting?
36:31
Who? Fakuda?
36:33
Yeah, he was good, but like he was also like this track is
36:36
dangerous. Like he was like, I would come
36:37
back here because I gotta figure out how to how to drive it like
36:40
it's I. Love that track too.
36:41
Yeah, like that. There's nothing around it.
36:43
And that was a special event for me too, because I, I mean, I was
36:46
born and raised in Socal, but I've never drifted there before
36:49
that. So it was like the first time I
36:51
had my car that I grew up going to that Community College with
36:55
back in California, getting to drift it, and then got to.
36:59
Yeah. And my mom and dad were there.
37:01
They were there. Yeah, they rode in the car with
37:03
me a bunch, like my childhood friend Sean showed up and like
37:07
got a ride along as my niece or both of my nieces were able to
37:11
like sit in the car. So yeah, it was, it was a really
37:13
special. Time for sure.
37:14
We took laps in that Z. Yeah.
37:17
Yeah, all black guys. Yeah, the black dude drift
37:20
event. That was sick.
37:21
Yeah, that's when I was like, I don't know if I want to come
37:24
back here without my car. For sure like.
37:26
I felt the same thing, but then I'm going to be there.
37:28
I want to go to Super D to go watch, even if I'm just going to
37:31
go watch. Yeah, I'm going to final bout.
37:34
I'll be at Super DS. Still a little bit of a question
37:37
mark. We'll see.
37:38
There's a lot of travel going on the rest of my year, so I want
37:41
to make sure I'm not like what? Do you what?
37:43
They send you to Mexico for what?
37:44
No, it's all personal now. It's not none of it's like, so
37:47
there's like final bell. After that there's a wedding
37:52
that I'm going to back in Portland.
37:55
Then after that, there's a thing Colleen's doing again for school
38:00
that I'm tag along for that's in Puerto Rico.
38:02
And then we got Christmas and Thanksgiving that we always
38:05
spend with our family out on the West Coast.
38:08
And so if I can like sneak, what I think I would try to do is
38:11
extend the Thanksgiving trip that's in November already so
38:14
that I can hit Super D hit. Super D, Yeah.
38:17
I. Just want to go now at that
38:19
point, like I'm just going to go to go.
38:21
Yeah, you should. It's worth it.
38:24
I'm not. Like, dude, my drive, like the
38:28
cars and the people that are going to go there are the ones
38:30
that can really fucking yeah. I'm like going to be such a you.
38:35
Don't have? Yeah.
38:37
Dude, I would fucking. That's how I.
38:39
Felt. That my.
38:40
Shit. Trying to dry with everybody
38:41
there, That's probably, Yeah. I would literally try to push it
38:45
and then lose my shit. Yeah, right away.
38:47
And then build a wall like I had to pay for the wall or the tires
38:50
or whatever breaks. That was, yeah, how I felt at
38:53
this one. Like there was like every driver
38:55
there, I was like, they're better than me.
38:57
Like that's crazy. Like everyone was driving at
38:59
such a crazy high level. Not I mean, whatever drifting is
39:03
subjective, but it was like, you know, as I'm sitting there
39:06
driving with people who I've always idolized in Japan, like
39:09
also the best people who I think are drifting in in the states,
39:12
at least from the West side, we're all they're like throwing
39:15
down. And I was like, dude, this is
39:17
just inspiring. Like it's it's definitely making
39:19
me want to of my game and like from the just perspective of
39:25
like being able to kind of like sit in the middle of that and
39:29
try to absorb it like it was, it was definitely life changing.
39:32
Best, best event I've been to. But like you said, two people
39:35
flipped their cars over during the event, one on the first day.
39:39
See. That's just, but it's bound to
39:40
happen. That's crazy.
39:41
If everybody's on 10, I feel like it's impossible to avoid
39:46
that. Maybe a rollover that's kind of
39:48
extreme, but like a spin out where somebody goes too far
39:53
like. Definitely going in those tires.
39:54
Was everybody OK? Yeah, the rollovers were all
39:57
because of the tires. It's just it gets caught up in
39:59
the tires and the tires will be over.
40:00
Yeah, both of them were driving after that, like after they
40:03
rolled their car. They the people were OK, right?
40:05
Like, as long as everybody's good, everybody can keep
40:07
driving. Yeah, thanks to that thrash
40:09
racing harness, you know. That's where that car caught
40:11
fire, right? There was a car that caught fire
40:14
during the drift week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:17
And it. Burned down too.
40:19
I think the car went down, yeah. And there was some drama.
40:21
Around the Corvette or something?
40:22
Yeah, and there was some drama around, like the track owners
40:26
weren't like really wanting people to like, put it out or
40:29
something. Because they don't, probably.
40:30
Because there's like no water over there to put it out in the
40:33
middle of the fucking. Bringing fire extinguishers like
40:36
out there or whatever. I don't know what it was, but
40:38
there was some I don't know all the details of.
40:40
That yeah, neither do I or Frankie I.
40:44
Don't. I just remember that thing was
40:45
Catching Fire and I was like, that's a pretty serious fucking
40:47
fire. Yeah, but I guess that's why
40:49
they didn't want them to put the.
40:50
Fire out. Yeah.
40:51
They didn't let them. We got no water.
40:54
We got no water. Shit, I would throw the sand at
40:56
it. Yeah, or they I think maybe it
40:58
was that the track didn't have enough extra fire extinguishers.
41:01
I think that's what it was. Everyone else came out and put
41:03
used theirs and then they ran out and then the track didn't
41:06
have any extras. There's just like 40 people
41:08
there, like all like that's what it was.
41:09
Go yeah, that would work. I'm telling you.
41:14
I'll just start picking up buckets of sand and just
41:16
throwing it on the fucking fire. Yeah.
41:18
At that point, yeah. How's your S13?
41:21
It's slow, it's coming, but I mean, because I'm doing stuff
41:24
like this is it's slower than it should be.
41:27
But what you know, the engines in there, it's got the Sr. in
41:30
there. Oh right.
41:32
I want to I want to order like all the turbo stuff pretty soon.
41:35
I think I'm going to go with a like G25660.
41:39
So that's the that's the plan there.
41:41
One manifold. R tech probably.
41:46
It's not like my dream manifold, but it's like the.
41:49
It will work that. Works well, yeah.
41:51
And I think it's pretty proven. You can get AV band throw AG 25
41:55
right on it. Yeah, call it a day.
41:57
All of that. But I'm like, yeah, just after
42:02
this trash event, I got hit by a financial maelstrom.
42:06
Like my truck blew a head gasket like.
42:10
What's the Koya? The Koya did what?
42:13
Yeah, what? How many hours are we into the
42:15
pod? We didn't talk about this yet.
42:17
What the fuck? What's wrong with Qui?
42:19
Yeah, it really blew a head gasket.
42:21
It blew A1. What a piece of shit.
42:23
One head. Gasket that's crazy bad bad bad
42:25
month for the qui at. 200 and what 10,000?
42:28
Whoa. Yeah.
42:29
All right. Yeah, that's all.
42:31
Right, blew the head gasket the one.
42:32
So you got it fixed. Yeah, so I got that fixed.
42:35
How much that ruin you? Just curious.
42:40
Round 50 grand 5 or 6 grand OH. Yeah, Carl's like I'll do it for
42:45
500. Yeah, no, I don't even know if I
42:47
want that anymore because that's not the first one that I heard
42:50
that blew a head gasket. Yeah, at that mileage.
42:52
At that mileage. Whose card did I see the other
42:54
day I sent that photo? I mean, they're supposed to last
42:56
for longer, so I only had them replace 1 instead of both.
43:00
And it was still 5 bands. Yeah, fuck all that.
43:04
I would have brought it to Nick. I would have.
43:05
I would have shipped it back. Yeah. 0100.
43:07
Percent. I would have flew Nick in.
43:08
Yeah. Oh yeah, that's Daryl's.
43:10
He sold that truck. Sold it, yeah.
43:12
Yeah, Fuschetti offered. But I was like, I just don't
43:15
want to make it take more longer than it it would if I just
43:18
dropped it off and and. Everything just was not.
43:21
A problem. Do it quick, but it's like, you
43:23
know. He would have done it the
43:24
quickest. He would have done it the
43:25
quickest, for sure. Yeah, but there's something nice
43:27
about taking it to a shop and having.
43:29
Yeah, not. Having a loaner.
43:31
And not doing anything, Malcolm. Need a loaner car?
43:34
Why? No, we're just always making
43:37
jokes about people that are like, you got to drop their drop
43:40
their car off and they're like, I need a loaner.
43:42
There's no way I can't survive without money.
43:44
Like it's like a car be done in one day.
43:46
I need a loaner. She'd get a shitty Kia like
43:50
protege or something. Fuck that Honda Fit.
43:53
Honda Fit. I would get a loaner car that it
43:57
says like if you want the loaner car, I don't care what is wrong
44:01
with it when you take it, but if it breaks in your possession,
44:04
you're buying it, buying it of $1000, Yeah.
44:07
And then we'll go get a different loan car the.
44:09
Cheat code for like cheap cars. Just buy a car less than 1000.
44:12
Dollars I love it if. It breaks, don't fix it.
44:15
I throw it out. Just drive it until you can't
44:17
drive it anymore. Leave it on the side of the
44:19
road. Yep.
44:20
Go buy another $1000. Car yes Sir cheapest I love
44:23
doing that yeah dude if you go to Facebook marketplace right
44:26
now for 1000 bucks you could see a lot of great cars for 1000
44:28
bucks right now that's how you know where you.
44:30
Say that when you say this shit, I just think about how I bought
44:32
my truck for $5000 in 2017. What truck?
44:36
What Gray guy? Yeah.
44:38
What? And it's that's the best
44:40
investment I've ever made in my entire life by far.
44:43
Yeah. Like it's so insane.
44:45
Daquoia has been a. 130,000 miles on it I think and now it's
44:49
280. Damn, yeah.
44:52
Yeah, wait A130280 in that amount of years you should be
44:57
like way up. No, I don't drive that.
44:58
Much. Got to crank it up, literally.
45:00
Live 10 minutes away, I did. 70,000 miles last year with
45:03
Daquoia. Well, that's on you.
45:05
Yeah, I know. That's why the ball joints blew
45:07
up. That's the Alabama trip.
45:10
Dude, did you get that sorted? They they.
45:12
Sent you a new one. No, I just, I got AI got the,
45:15
yeah, I got the got the spindle. That was a whole ordeal.
45:18
Yeah, that seems like it. Tits like came over and fucking
45:21
like through the ball. Change that design yet or.
45:25
I think for Daryl's and you were the newer ones, it's a little,
45:28
it's a much bigger ball joint. Yeah, I don't see it happening.
45:32
I'm going to say that I don't see it happening.
45:34
Knock on wood to those ones. Thank God, yeah.
45:38
But I would want a tundra like because I need the bed I think.
45:43
Wait, why the bed over the the cab?
45:45
Because I mean like the cab is great and everything, but like
45:48
if I had a pickup bed like I could who?
45:50
Wants to put a motorcycle in the back.
45:52
Yeah, I put bikes in the back or like when I do trash runs dude
45:55
the other day. Yeah.
45:57
The other day I was doing a paint trash run right?
45:59
So I'm literally in the car like.
46:03
You're you're dying. You're inhaling all the fumes.
46:06
Oh, whoa. And then I like lower all the
46:08
windows and then I'm like, I'm like, whoa, no, I'm fine now.
46:12
Like whoa. That makes sense though, like
46:15
for me having the wagon with track day stuff and just being
46:17
able to leave it locked in there like there's no one who can like
46:21
reach over and then also. Like, but then I'll get a cab,
46:23
I'll just get the little thingy. Now I have a Koya.
46:26
Yeah, but. And also like being able to
46:30
sleep in there is kind of you can.
46:32
Sleep in it with a cab. Yeah, you can, but it's.
46:35
AC. Though you can like actually get
46:36
AC and sleep if you want to. If it has that little door, that
46:40
little thingy and then you here's what you do good way to
46:43
waste much. The way you seal it is you take
46:46
like a bike inner tube and you put it in between the cab and
46:49
the the thing and you inflate the inner tube and it would seal
46:52
it. Then you could get the AC from
46:53
the inside. But I.
46:54
Do also like that if there are a lot of people that I want to
46:58
take somewhere. I get oh, it's so sick.
47:00
Yeah, dude, when I say that's. Why you get the express van?
47:02
No. But Daryl's, Daryl's Koya and
47:05
your Koya, you could press buttons and the seats fold flat.
47:08
Like, on their own? On their own, yeah.
47:09
It's so sick. It's pretty sick.
47:11
What year is that? Oh, wait and up.
47:13
Yeah, I got a 2014. Damn.
47:16
Yeah, Platinum my. Fall game.
47:18
It's good. Rich Platinum.
47:21
Dude, do you have captain chairs in yours?
47:23
Yeah dude, it's so good in the back seat.
47:26
Oh my God that shit is so good. Yeah, it's a good car, but the
47:31
yeah, the head gasket hurt a little bit.
47:33
But yeah, it was just like that and a whole bunch of other like
47:35
unexpected expenses. So I basically put that 13 bill
47:38
on hold for about 3 months. But we're we're looking to get
47:42
back at it. We'll see.
47:43
Hopefully we're starting to make progress here pretty soon, so.
47:48
Yeah, that's that HDT. Yeah, yo, Matt got Matt was
47:53
like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna hold him to this post because I saw
47:55
it on his story the other day, but he was like maybe fiberglass
47:58
door cards aren't that bad. I was like.
48:02
What? Because it was another another
48:05
like crunch metal. Yeah, a little crunch door.
48:07
Yeah. It's like, who the fuck?
48:10
Yeah, imagine a KB D door card. They're literally just boiling.
48:14
Like get them off knock. Them, you know.
48:15
What all these cars have fiberglass fenders over fenders?
48:18
Front fenders. No, I thought that they were
48:20
boiling. No.
48:21
They're all fiberglass. They're all like what he turned
48:25
me on to that I like to actually a lot was the charge speed rear
48:29
overs because they're like 55 mil, but they don't look flared
48:33
out like how a lot of arrow 55 mil rears.
48:37
Oh, where they look like that. Where they look like that, yeah,
48:39
they come down so that you can mistake them for stock.
48:43
So it's like close to like. A type 3.
48:45
Yeah, or what a like a blister kid would look like.
48:48
Blister looks like shit though. Yeah, because of how big it's.
48:51
Too much, that is. I don't even know how wide those
48:53
are, but. Wait till you see the next
48:55
version of my car they're shipping to me.
48:56
No, I'm just kidding. You already knew what you
48:59
really. I'm just kidding.
49:00
I'm just gonna. Be jacked, dude.
49:01
No, you're gonna be that. Car is going to look exactly the
49:05
way that is for a while because like it drove with mad cars and
49:10
it looks exactly the same. I changed nothing for three two
49:16
years now. All it did was change the color
49:19
and it looks cooler to watch. It looks good.
49:23
Dude, I was. Once.
49:24
Once it feels good and it's dialed, it's great.
49:26
I'm at a point where that's how my my Miata feels, but I don't
49:29
want to raise it. That's a signature J Smalls car.
49:32
I can't see you in any other car.
49:33
Like I need to see that car. Yeah, it's been around for too
49:36
long. But if I make my Miata, I know I
49:42
could make it more competitive. And what would you drive better?
49:44
But what would you? Do I'm just curious, like what?
49:47
Because I, I know what I would do to my car to make it look, to
49:50
make it go quicker, but I don't know if I want to do these
49:53
things. Yeah.
49:54
What would you do? I'd raise the whole thing an
49:56
inch an inch. No, see I don't I would put, I
50:00
would put like real adjustable arms in the rear so I could zero
50:04
out negative camber that I have. So the Riley Arms.
50:09
Yeah, probably the Riley ones. Yeah, I would probably throw
50:13
two, sorry, 22 Fifteens on the rear with 50 sidewall, 2O5 or
50:21
two Fifteens on the rear with 50 sidewall.
50:23
I stay 15-O. Wait, I forgot like wait, what
50:26
are we do 15? Yeah, what the fuck are we
50:29
doing? Miata stuff.
50:30
Yeah, Miata things. And then I would probably do
50:35
like the whole destroyer die front suspension catalog with
50:40
their like knuckle and. Setup to achieve like what?
50:43
Like a quicker flick? Like a more responsive type of
50:47
yeah drift. OK.
50:48
I'd take off the front sway bar probably.
50:52
The front one. Or sorry, rear.
50:54
Yeah, the spoke there and then I would, yeah, I mean that's all
51:00
the suspension stuff on the engine side.
51:02
I would just build it and get a stand alone ECU that actually
51:05
worked so. I just, I keep it, Yeah, like.
51:09
Well, it's Turbo. Oh, it is Turbo.
51:11
Yeah, it is. Turbo, he's the one who's
51:12
running. Turbos in the back and what size
51:14
tires on the back? 190 fives.
51:16
That's crazy to me. Probably feels so nice.
51:19
Yeah, how much power does that make?
51:20
It's low boost so it's like maybe 200?
51:23
It's around 200 ish. Damn.
51:25
Dude, it's just tires are so skinny.
51:27
It's boosted. Yeah, you could say it's
51:28
boosted. Yeah, it it.
51:30
Feels way better boost. You know why I boosted it?
51:33
It's because I just wanted to stay up with a stock Sr. car.
51:36
That's it. Yeah, that's how it's.
51:37
Like I don't want to be gapped on the straight by these things
51:39
anymore. Dude.
51:41
Drifting. It never was a problem like the
51:43
the non turbo. Like I was always fine with
51:47
that. It was really just like if
51:48
you're on grid and you're doing a run up and you're trying to
51:50
stay with someone and you're trying to stay with them and
51:52
chase. It was just, yeah, so
51:54
disappointing. Dude, I would start like way
51:56
back then from what I learned, yeah, I would like start back
51:59
here. And then as soon as like the
52:01
person's like raising their hand to go like I'm fucking probably.
52:04
Chris yelled at me. At the end of the day, he's
52:05
like, you know why you lost? Because I told you at the
52:08
drivers meeting. What did I say at the drivers
52:10
meeting? And I'm like and go when they
52:13
raised their hands, like, and then he was like, guess what you
52:16
didn't do? I'm like, go when they raised
52:18
their hands. I'm still proud of you.
52:22
And I left all my shit there. That's good though.
52:24
Like. What?
52:25
Everything except for the car. Like my my spares.
52:30
At least you remember the rules, the impact.
52:33
You left the Jack by accident. Yeah, I packed up the car.
52:37
I was like, see you later, guys. I'm tired.
52:39
Malcolm and I left. The Irish goodbye.
52:41
And then Chris was like, guess what, You forgot you're missing
52:44
something. And I'm like, my spares.
52:48
Yeah, you're you left everything.
52:50
And then I turned around and went back.
52:52
Jeez, that's. Hilarious dude I was having.
52:55
Such Carl. Carl would lose his head if it
52:57
wasn't attached to him. My mom would tell me like as a
53:00
kid, like you'd lose, you'd lose your balls if they weren't
53:02
connected to you. My mom would say that to me.
53:05
That's great. Tough lady, did you get any
53:11
questions? We got a lot you did.
53:12
Post them up, I'm curious. Should we pull out these Oreos
53:15
too for the? You dirty bitch are.
53:20
We getting chicken and rice later.
53:21
There's so. Many.
53:22
We'll get everything. Are we?
53:23
Yeah. What's up, Mel?
53:25
You look like you're coming over here.
53:27
Oh, he's got a pee. Oh.
53:29
Jay Smalls brought. Let's just dump it out, no?
53:35
Yeah. Well, you said you were going to
53:37
eat the kicksters right away. This is for Bob.
53:40
All right, that's going to private Stash.
53:41
What the fuck was that one? Is that a single sleeve?
53:44
Yeah, single sleeve. Made you buy?
53:46
Like a single sleeve? OK dude, we got some options.
53:50
Right now we just ran through the Chad Supply, I feel like, do
53:53
you remember the Chad supply? Yeah, I mean.
53:56
I miss Chad. The kicksters.
53:58
I haven't had one of these in a minute.
54:00
Yeah. That was a short lived stand.
54:02
I remember that pod. So those lasted that long from
54:06
from Chad's. I hate these cakes.
54:08
They're things. I don't hate them, but it's it's
54:12
like. It tastes like a Little Debbie.
54:14
Yeah, product. Yeah, it does.
54:16
Maybe it is one just rebrand, just rebranded.
54:18
No, it's not. That's an acquisition.
54:20
You don't think so? That's not.
54:22
There's so much poison in this shit.
54:24
All right, let's try one of these.
54:27
Well, these are all chocolate and shit.
54:28
This one's a really good one. I'll try peanut butter.
54:30
I fucking love these ones. That's yours and these ones are
54:32
also good. Anything but the chocolate ones.
54:35
We got the golden Oreos, we got the peanut butter Oreos, we got
54:38
the Thin Mint Oreos. That's what I should be eating,
54:42
honestly. And then we got the chocolate,
54:45
chocolate cream Oreo. I never had that.
54:47
We got a Oreo sampler. Dude, I want to do this.
54:49
Like, I feel like, damn it, I wish we were doing it right now.
54:52
But like, you know how we have the board game?
54:54
I want to do like a Facebook Marketplace scavenger hunt
54:56
episode one day. I think that'd be really fun.
54:58
OK, I explained it. Like it would be like, it would
55:01
be like 10,510 thousand, 8006, four, two, one or something.
55:10
You'd have to find cars in that realm that you would use.
55:13
I don't know, it'd be funny. Just to like.
55:16
Just a scavenger and just bullshit around and talk about
55:18
that. You're honest.
55:19
You know how long our conversations are on a porch
55:21
sometimes when we're talking about cars that we would buy
55:24
fucking forever? You're talking about that game.
55:27
You guys would. No, I mean, it's a separate
55:28
game. Like, it would just be like a,
55:30
I'm trying to, like, think of new ideas to keep everybody
55:32
entertained because yeah, yeah, I feel like 160 plus episodes
55:35
and I want to make sure that everybody's still enjoying
55:37
themselves, having a great time listening and like being
55:39
relatable still. I feel like we're always looking
55:42
through marketplace. I feel like the little
55:44
marketplace challenge on a live episode would be so fun.
55:47
Yeah. I'm going to try.
55:49
One of these real. Quick, yeah, do it.
55:51
Malcolm, what did you think about that?
55:53
Malcolm, try one of these. A marketplace scavenger hunt
55:56
episode you want. To try them.
55:58
That. 'D be cool, that'd be fun as
55:59
fuck. Let's do it.
56:00
Try chocolate one. Let's all try chocolate.
56:01
Get one of those chocolate John. This looks like.
56:04
Oh, you got the reverse one. Look at that.
56:05
What the hell is that? They they fuck it up and they
56:07
put the thing on that. Oh, you can sell on eBay.
56:09
On eBay. All right, let's try this out.
56:14
Get some chewing for everyone. I'll make the cream first.
56:18
This one's really good. This tastes like a normal Oreo.
56:22
The chocolate, Yeah, I think it tastes a little chocolatey or
56:27
chocolatey. Or how are you?
56:29
This tastes like a normal Oreo. When I was a kid once I smoked a
56:32
chocolate cigarette. They have them in filthy.
56:34
You'd rather say you smoke an Oreo.
56:35
No, if that was possible, you probably would have done it by.
56:39
Now probably would have. But I had a chocolate cigarette
56:41
and it tasted kind of like this. A chocolate cigarette tasted
56:46
like this. Wow.
56:48
This. Kind of just tastes like a
56:50
regular Oreo, right? I'm relapsed right now.
56:53
Yeah, these things are so good. Dude, the cracker dude, Oh my
56:58
God, why do I? I forgot about this, it's been
57:00
forever since. I don't know to be.
57:02
Honest, I've been saving it for now.
57:04
That's not that's not for me. If we were eating like, I don't
57:09
fucking know. I feel like I just relapse on
57:10
heroin. Like a a a big bag of kettle
57:13
chips. Well, now you got your New
57:15
Year's resolution you're going to do.
57:18
I've been pretty fucking good for this year.
57:19
Nah, this year I'm for New Year's resolution.
57:21
I'm going to stop smoking. Everybody get the fuck away from
57:24
me when that. Happens I bet.
57:26
Damn. You're going to Nah because like
57:29
the other day. That I bet.
57:30
The other day I woke up and on the way to body town I I fucking
57:33
left my cigs at home and just went a whole day without a cig.
57:37
How'd it feel? It was pretty hot out that day.
57:41
I was pretty frustrated but. Were you getting mad at things
57:45
for no reason? No, no, it was just like the
57:48
times where I would be like, oh, I'm going to have a cigarette.
57:50
I'm like, oh wait, I left them shits at home and I can't leave
57:52
right now because I have shit to do.
57:54
So then like I'll just wait until I got home.
57:56
Had a cigarette when I got home and was absolutely off the
57:59
rails. Realistically though, you could
58:00
have left. I had got cigarettes, but you
58:03
didn't. You could.
58:03
I had stuff to do. Yeah, but if something's drying
58:06
or this like. It was so hot.
58:08
That's the not a problem that I have.
58:10
It's like now that it's hot, I like have to lock in.
58:13
There's like the paint is so weird.
58:16
It dries too fast when it's too hot, So I didn't want to leave.
58:21
I didn't want to fucking because then if I'm leaving, I'm leaving
58:24
because I I was a big pussy. Dude, why?
58:27
That's what I'm saying. It's.
58:28
So hot. It's like Texas here right now.
58:30
Dude, Texas, I don't even think it's this hot.
58:32
Is it this hot? It's the same temperature.
58:35
That's a problem. Yeah, sometimes.
58:36
As it is here, yeah, Texas is hot, I hear.
58:39
Yeah, look that let's let's crack open one of.
58:41
These guys we. Want to try this shit?
58:42
Because I hate mint. I hate mint too, that's why I
58:45
didn't. That's why we should have it
58:46
when. I'm in Texas working on my car.
58:47
It'll be like. Oh God, hell no.
58:50
Carl no, dude, we gotta try it. Try it.
58:52
I know I'm down. I'm not gonna smell.
58:53
I'm just gonna eat one right now on man.
58:55
I don't like mint flavored things.
58:56
Me either really. Just try one.
59:00
You don't like those? He's not going to say anything.
59:01
So we all have one in our fucking mouth and then he's
59:03
going to be like, this shit's fucking terrible.
59:05
Look at his face. I'm.
59:06
Good. No, they're actually good.
59:10
The thin part I don't. Like you probably like them.
59:12
But the flavour's good. Why you think that?
59:15
Because I could tell, and I could tell that he hates them.
59:17
Malcolm, if I'm trying one, you're trying one.
59:21
It's just mint flavour to. Look at the thin Oreo.
59:24
How cute is that? I would like that thin Oreo and
59:27
like a normal Oreo flavor. Is that too much?
59:30
We don't need the the minty. Yeah, the after taste is good to
59:36
me. I feel like I'm chewing
59:38
toothpaste. Right.
59:40
That's all I should be. I feel like I'm brushing my
59:43
teeth after eating a lot of Oreos.
59:46
Yeah. That's the exact fucking thing
59:48
right now. Or I I'm eating an Oreo after I
59:50
brush my teeth. Yeah, like you just said.
59:52
Is that what you? What you just?
59:53
Said no. I mean, like, you just eat a
59:54
bunch of Oreos. Oh no, your mouth's a nest.
59:56
You're talking. About the other like you brush
59:57
your teeth and you ate an Oreo. You ever have those Girl Scout
1:00:01
cookies that thin? Men.
1:00:02
I don't. I don't really.
1:00:03
Eat those, this shit is terrible.
1:00:04
Those I will take because if you freeze them then it's like
1:00:09
eating like a fucking. Take this back to Harlem with
1:00:12
you. It's like eating a.
1:00:17
It's like eating a What the fuck is that fucking York Peppermint
1:00:20
Patty? Oh yeah, that's like what it
1:00:23
tastes like, which I also don't like.
1:00:25
I think frozen Girl Scout cookies are Chico though.
1:00:28
Like any of those shits frozen 10 times better.
1:00:30
You ever look at the caloric content in any other Girl Scout
1:00:33
cookies? No.
1:00:34
I just buy them, Anita. Whole vaccine.
1:00:36
Yeah, that's what I used to do too.
1:00:38
And then I was like, damn, I had just 4000 calories.
1:00:41
I only buy one bag a year so. Oh, it's good for the month.
1:00:44
It's a one, yeah. You.
1:00:46
Eat one bag. What are they putting in the
1:00:48
golden ones? They're 20 more calories each
1:00:50
one. Vanilla extract.
1:00:52
What do you think? 20 calories out of vanilla
1:00:54
extract. Yeah, I don't know why.
1:00:56
I think it's got to be in the in the cracker, like whatever
1:00:59
they're putting in the. Cracker extract.
1:01:02
I'm telling you they're fucking. I've been that.
1:01:05
I read the ingredients on the back of these things.
1:01:07
Oh yeah, easiest way for me to not want.
1:01:08
To eat, but if Malcolm. Wants one, but they taste so.
1:01:10
Good. I'm good, I'm good.
1:01:12
Dude, why did you buy Frankie so many of them?
1:01:14
These why these are good because.
1:01:16
You need to have them last for a while.
1:01:18
Dude, because now we have this. They have this lovely fucking
1:01:21
break. Room.
1:01:21
All those are going to last for probably a month and 1/2.
1:01:24
Oh, I should have bought more. Fuck everybody, just pick in
1:01:27
when they come in here. It's probably going to be a
1:01:29
month, a month and 1/2. Lexi texts me.
1:01:32
She goes, why did a man have a whole whip hanging off of his
1:01:34
bike handle? You ever see the get back whip?
1:01:40
No what? No, this fucking hell yeah
1:01:42
brother. Shit, they just have like a big
1:01:43
ass whip hanging off the side. No.
1:01:46
Idea what that's for? I guess they want to whip people
1:01:47
with that. Like an actual whip.
1:01:49
Yeah, it's like hanging off. It's not like tassels or
1:01:51
something. Basically tassels.
1:01:53
But it's not. It's.
1:01:53
Like a whip. That's like a whip.
1:01:55
Have you ever snapped a whip? Yes.
1:01:57
No, but it looks like it'd be mad fun.
1:01:59
I had a Indiana Jones whip my. Brother, my brother, I love my
1:02:04
brother but he gets in some some weird shit and one time he went
1:02:07
through this phase where he was just making whips.
1:02:10
Making them that's. Cool on his own.
1:02:13
And he would be in the backyard snapping them and come in.
1:02:18
I need, I need to like, you know, trim this little part off
1:02:21
so it gets better. Snap, you know?
1:02:23
Wait, really? Yeah.
1:02:24
He's making bull whips. It's crazy.
1:02:26
Is he into like anything that would involve a whip?
1:02:29
Slavery. Maybe.
1:02:32
Nobody said that. That's fuck.
1:02:34
That's why I think that motorcycle shits fucked up like.
1:02:37
That's yeah, so. Can you look that up, Malcolm?
1:02:39
Why? Are they doing?
1:02:40
Back with. Skinhead.
1:02:41
That's like so. I think it's so.
1:02:43
People in cars like whip cars back.
1:02:46
Ohh some boomer shit. It's bad, dude, it's bad.
1:02:48
They're making that bullshit up so that they don't fucking look
1:02:50
as bad. Come on dude.
1:02:52
I mean chopper guys have fucking swastikas alone.
1:02:54
Dude, yeah, on the side of the bike.
1:02:57
Big one. I was like what the fuck?
1:03:00
That's. Crazy.
1:03:00
I don't get that shit. Yeah, no, I'm not with that.
1:03:03
Get Back whips, also known as motorcycle whips, are decorative
1:03:05
and functional accessories for motorcycles, often made of
1:03:08
leather and attached to the clutcher brake levers.
1:03:11
It is actually called a get back whip.
1:03:15
They were originally a weapon disguised as bike decorations.
1:03:18
The cops couldn't pull the rider over for it.
1:03:20
But like, what are they whipping?
1:03:22
I don't know, I don't like. That's the self-defense.
1:03:24
Show there some kinky shit bro that bike game I feel like.
1:03:29
Before before I die, I want to see a a boomer on a motorcycle
1:03:32
using a get back whip on a car before I die.
1:03:34
That's my treasure goal. I want to see that.
1:03:36
Happen. I just want my bike to fucking
1:03:38
run, bro. I don't care.
1:03:39
And yet, dude, I don't think Carlos.
1:03:40
Is bike to get back running? Dude my shit is about to be the
1:03:45
fruitiest looking bike on the road bro.
1:03:47
Bright yellow fucking. But yeah, he was in all that.
1:03:51
He was in the blacksmithing. My brother got into forging.
1:03:55
Well, that's. What the fuck that he'd be?
1:03:56
He could make me a sword, yeah. He'd be making, yeah.
1:04:00
Now we're talking. Now we're talking.
1:04:01
Yeah, there's this place in California called Rubel Castle
1:04:04
that still has like a blacksmith forge.
1:04:06
And if you know a guy, he'll like let you come in and use it.
1:04:09
And so my brother got linked up with this guy and he would go in
1:04:12
there on the weekends and start forging shit.
1:04:14
Dude, I wanna, I wanna get up. They had the craziest pan head
1:04:18
Harley in there too. It was nuts.
1:04:20
Dude, I wanna get a samurai sword made in Japan for me in
1:04:23
front of me. Fuck, really?
1:04:24
For that? Yeah.
1:04:25
Where do I go? To I'll take you to fucking
1:04:27
Canal Street. I'll get you to know.
1:04:29
I know you're into like drifting and stuff but I didn't know you
1:04:31
were in this like Japan shit. I'm really not, I'm really not,
1:04:34
but that shit is cool, yeah. Yeah.
1:04:36
The sword That dude that's Samurai should watch.
1:04:40
So old I tried. Dude, I didn't even make it to.
1:04:43
The first episode, that first episode's brutal.
1:04:45
It is. Is it the spoiling part?
1:04:47
Yeah. I didn't even get to that.
1:04:50
They're bullying a guy alive. It's.
1:04:52
Now I might watch it. Yeah.
1:04:53
Shogun, now that you saw. The Shogun.
1:04:55
There was an Anki wheel called Anki Shogun.
1:04:58
They were so cool. It's a store.
1:05:01
It's a show about like Japanese samurai and the whole political,
1:05:07
the universe around that at a particular time in in Japanese
1:05:10
history. I forget what the what the
1:05:12
period is. We try to start the show and
1:05:14
then Colleen couldn't handle it. And I was like, that's fine with
1:05:18
me. It's like gory as hell.
1:05:20
Well, it's the first episode's really bad.
1:05:22
And is it subtitles too? They're subtitles, yeah.
1:05:25
It's not dubbed or anything. It's or.
1:05:27
It's not in English either. It's.
1:05:28
I think there are English like there's Portuguese people in the
1:05:32
show that speak English instead of Portuguese.
1:05:34
It's a samurai show. Yeah, the, the Portuguese people
1:05:37
are the people who, like, stumble upon the coast of Japan
1:05:40
and they're like trying to like figure out what.
1:05:42
Year do you think that show is I?
1:05:44
Don't know what it. Says 16 hundreds.
1:05:47
I don't know when it says it's. Later than you would think it
1:05:49
would be. 1600s yeah. I feel like it's later than dude
1:05:52
Ethan had. Ethan's family has a samurai
1:05:54
sword. It's pretty crazy.
1:05:56
Though. You ever you ever hold like a
1:05:57
real samurai sword? Everything Ethan has is real.
1:06:00
It is the. 16 Yeah yeah, Lord Yoshi Torenaga is fighting for
1:06:05
his life as his enemies on the Yeah, see, that's.
1:06:06
Why I was kind of interested in, I was like, I was like, that's I
1:06:10
like that time period 16. So like 1800, sixteen, 1700s.
1:06:14
I think that time period is pretty interesting.
1:06:17
Yeah. But yeah, dude, a real samurai
1:06:18
sword. He had one at his house and it
1:06:20
will literally just cut paper. Yeah, it's.
1:06:22
Huge. I wanna one of those made.
1:06:24
I'm like, yo, put that shit the fuck away.
1:06:27
He's like, no man, I'm like bro, put it the fuck away.
1:06:31
It's pretty crazy, like some of the Japanese craftsmanship.
1:06:34
Like I had this book I bought, not because it was about
1:06:37
drifting or anything, but it was just called the Obsessed.
1:06:41
And it's about, it's the idea of otaku, which is the Japanese way
1:06:46
of saying you're like overly, you're you're like too into
1:06:51
something like you're overly into it to the point of
1:06:54
unhealth. So it was all these different
1:06:57
subcultures in Japan that were like obsessed about a particular
1:07:00
thing. And one of them was this guy who
1:07:03
like somehow got a hold of blueprints and like handmade an
1:07:08
entire like tank, like American tank, like from scratch.
1:07:13
Like he made all the parts he like hammered out all the sheet
1:07:16
metal, like every single part of the tank he made and put
1:07:20
together from scratch. And I was like, this is insane.
1:07:22
Like that people do this. And then what was the other
1:07:27
thing? There's a guy who had like the
1:07:28
entire Nintendo collection ever since the very beginning of
1:07:32
Nintendo, because they get rid of all their stuff.
1:07:34
They don't keep it. So now when Nintendo like, wants
1:07:37
to figure out what they did like 20 years ago, they go to this
1:07:40
guy because they don't know otherwise.
1:07:43
Just toss it out. Oh shit.
1:07:44
Yeah, exactly. Dude, I can't wait to go man, in
1:07:47
October. I can't wait to meet Tim.
1:07:49
That's the one guy I know, Bourdain.
1:07:51
It's just to try to go. That's the guy that rolled.
1:07:53
It in here when I was there. Or not.
1:07:55
Yes, Yeah. This dude works.
1:07:57
Sadly, we're there. He's like, yo dude.
1:07:59
I got to bring up old shit. I listen.
1:08:01
To the podcast. I'm like, this is crazy and this
1:08:03
guy lives in Japan. That's the only guy I know.
1:08:04
He's the only one I messaged and I was like.
1:08:06
Within two hours, he's like upside down.
1:08:09
Or what is it? Was he a Japanese guy?
1:08:11
Or no guy he was. I don't know what Tim looks.
1:08:14
Like to be honest with you working.
1:08:16
I don't know where he's from, I don't know, but he's cool and
1:08:18
he. Does cool stuff and I.
1:08:19
Can't wait to meet him. So I messaged him.
1:08:21
I was like, hey man, I'm going I'm going there in October.
1:08:22
You're the only person I know. So I hope we meet up.
1:08:26
He's like sick. I hope we do.
1:08:28
I got to ask one question before I I I go to the.
1:08:31
Actual questions because Wags wanted me to do this last week
1:08:33
and I didn't do it. Here we go.
1:08:39
Is it like can we? Get some conservative laps at
1:08:41
the comp. No.
1:08:42
OK, there's a snail following. You at a snail's pace but will
1:08:46
always be following you for the rest of your life.
1:08:49
You can go as fast or as slow as you want, but the snail will
1:08:53
always be moving in your direction.
1:08:55
If you touch the snail or the snail touches you, you die.
1:09:00
And before you ask, yes it can swim and survive in any
1:09:03
atmosphere. What's your plan to stay alive?
1:09:06
I'm going to get on a solar powered.
1:09:09
Boat. And make sure that snail is not
1:09:12
on that boat. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1:09:14
You're going to make me read. This shit again so.
1:09:17
The snail is. Following.
1:09:19
You at a. Fixed distance on a snail's
1:09:21
pace, like however fast it normally goes, so.
1:09:24
Slow as fuck but it never. Stops if you ever.
1:09:26
Saw this the movie. It follows It's a horror movie,
1:09:28
so. You never saw.
1:09:29
So this is the this is my plan. I would draw.
1:09:35
Or I would always. Just be moving bro, that's not
1:09:38
that hard for me. I don't think I move enough that
1:09:41
a. Snail that never stopped moving
1:09:44
wouldn't eventually catch up to me, though.
1:09:46
I don't think I move enough. The problem is the overlap.
1:09:48
I would have to like not overlap.
1:09:50
Where I just the annoying part is you have you can't live
1:09:52
anywhere. I would have a much longer
1:09:54
commute to work for. Sure, like you got to fucking
1:09:57
keep changing where you live I. Would have to calculate the
1:10:00
amount of time it takes. The snail to get through a foot
1:10:03
and then Sprint my ass off and then be like all right guys, I
1:10:08
got to go to bed run like a mile so you're.
1:10:11
Like you have to bring it somewhere.
1:10:13
Else and then I'm like. OK, I'd be mad healthy.
1:10:16
Dude, you would be having. All the steps.
1:10:18
You'd be getting all the steps. Malcolm, could you look up how
1:10:20
fast a snail moves? Dude, when I'm.
1:10:21
On the phone when I'm on the. Phone with somebody I am
1:10:25
fucking. It looks like I'm on the phone
1:10:27
making the craziest option. Plays if you got your elbow up.
1:10:31
Garden snail moves. Are down .0. 3 miles an hour.
1:10:33
So let's say look how cute that guy looks.
1:10:38
You know what I would I would do?
1:10:39
I'd probably go on a 2. Week vacation somewhere and be
1:10:43
like all right, come on, start walking.
1:10:47
Yeah. And then I would just take.
1:10:49
A plane back, yeah. And I'd be like, all right, and
1:10:52
do that every two weeks. Do it every like. 6.
1:10:55
Months, maybe a year. Maybe every year, like somewhere
1:10:58
across the world, like as far away.
1:11:00
From where you are currently as possible.
1:11:01
So like he'll, he'll get out kind of far.
1:11:03
But then he's got to come back again.
1:11:05
It's kind of cool to know like. On those pretty dark days.
1:11:09
To know I could just be. Like, all right, come on, come
1:11:13
on, snail. Come on, snail and be longer
1:11:15
than a two week formation. I know it's when you do the
1:11:17
math. It it?
1:11:18
Yeah, 'cause he'll. It doesn't work because he can
1:11:20
only move. A certain speed.
1:11:22
Yeah, so you can only move a certain speed.
1:11:23
I had a nightmare about this kind of thing because when.
1:11:26
We would go to Disneyland. There's this parade that has
1:11:29
Christmas trees that are rolling down the parade route, but the
1:11:34
the tree is just moving. There's no like walking.
1:11:37
You can't see the wheels. It looks like it's just
1:11:39
levitating over the ground. And I had this nightmare that
1:11:42
this tree just kept following me everywhere.
1:11:44
Did you see the movie It Follows?
1:11:46
Did you? Did anyone see the?
1:11:46
Movie, this is not the time you brought it up.
1:11:48
If you put the trailer, I'm going.
1:11:50
To go to the bathroom, you can't really see anything in the
1:11:52
trailer, but basically the premise.
1:11:53
Is there's this like haunting thing going on?
1:11:57
And the haunting is basically just, hey, we're going to get
1:12:00
we're. Going to get the Yeah, you
1:12:02
don't. The.
1:12:04
The way the way it. Jumps.
1:12:06
Is someone someone has to have sex with someone or something?
1:12:10
It's so weird. Yeah, that's.
1:12:14
No, it's just. Normal scary movie shit.
1:12:17
But yeah, like this. Guy fucks this girl in the
1:12:21
beginning of the movie. And then she's cursed.
1:12:24
Now I don't know what happened to that guy though.
1:12:27
I might be messing something up, but I'm pretty sure because oh I
1:12:31
know what it is. I think she was a virgin.
1:12:33
I think that's what it was. So they're in the car getting it
1:12:37
on. And he did this and he knew what
1:12:40
would happen. What?
1:12:41
And then look, he tied her up or something.
1:12:42
This is this is all in the trailer, by the way.
1:12:44
This is kind of and look, he's watching.
1:12:47
He's. Waiting all.
1:12:48
Right. You see that?
1:12:49
Yeah. You see that person?
1:12:50
Yeah. That's it.
1:12:52
That's the whole movie. Someone just follows.
1:12:54
You. Forever.
1:12:55
So it's basically the same thing as this, except it's not a
1:12:57
snail. It's a it's a human.
1:12:58
But if, if that person who's following you touches you, you
1:13:01
die or something. Yeah, yeah.
1:13:01
They're going to kill you if they get to you.
1:13:03
Oh, but is this? Person like.
1:13:05
Like no, it's the person changes no matter what.
1:13:08
Oh, every time you see, like if you drive far.
1:13:10
Away. The person is moving at the same
1:13:13
rate though. It's it's almost the exact same
1:13:15
thing as this snail question. It's always following.
1:13:19
You yeah, but it changes it like more.
1:13:21
This was one of my favorite. Horror.
1:13:23
Movies I've ever seen in my life.
1:13:24
Really. Yeah.
1:13:25
And it was completely caught. When it came out in.
1:13:28
Theaters alone. Yeah, wait, no one else.
1:13:30
Wanted to see that I don't have friends.
1:13:31
Justin. But you were alone.
1:13:33
Alone. In the theater or you were in
1:13:34
the theater? With other people, Just not with
1:13:36
friends. Other people were there.
1:13:37
OK, Yeah, yeah, I. Was like, I'm seeing this movie
1:13:41
in the theater because it looks friends.
1:13:42
We're friends, yeah, but you live in fucking Texas.
1:13:44
I know I don't get to see. That I know.
1:13:47
That go back, Malcolm. That scene is the best one in
1:13:49
the movie. Thank God I know right there
1:13:52
taken look how. Big This one is holy.
1:13:54
Oh. Wait.
1:13:55
Pause on his face. Pause on his.
1:13:56
Face. Yeah.
1:13:57
Oh, it's like, not even a face, dude.
1:13:59
It's like he's got some master eyes.
1:14:01
Yeah, he's got some. What?
1:14:03
He's got some. So Carl's basically the same
1:14:05
question as this, but it's. A human.
1:14:08
Yeah, and it's just following you around and then when it
1:14:10
gets. You.
1:14:10
It kills you. Just like the snail, that's
1:14:12
horrible. So that's crazy Wags.
1:14:13
You should see that movie. If you haven't, I think the.
1:14:15
Tree was even scarier than this though, like.
1:14:17
It would be like I wake up, you know, in my bed and look out the
1:14:21
window, the trees right there. Yeah.
1:14:23
I mean, it's kind of the same thing, yeah.
1:14:25
It's creepy. It's an interesting idea though.
1:14:27
It's like the idea is like it can never.
1:14:29
Get rid of something that was like a a fresh idea for a horror
1:14:33
movie. That was when dude, that was.
1:14:35
When horror movie started getting good again it was around
1:14:37
then. Right now they're fucking
1:14:39
killing shit dude. It's amazing.
1:14:40
All the all the horror movies that are coming out in the last
1:14:42
like year or two have been amazing fresh ideas that a 24
1:14:46
company is just great. Carl's seen some of them by
1:14:49
force. Fucking hated every movie you
1:14:52
see I. Don't know what the last you
1:14:53
never watched. Not one comedy, Not one.
1:14:56
Like is that like an adventure movie he loves like sci-fi or
1:15:00
any shit like that? We watch sci-fi, we watch
1:15:02
aliens. Yeah, horror.
1:15:03
Fucking sci-fi. What the fuck?
1:15:05
Fucking 10 minutes? What about Carl?
1:15:07
Looks at me. What kind of movie is this?
1:15:09
This is the fucking. Worst you.
1:15:13
You know what, Colleen? 'S favorite movies are.
1:15:15
Like animal. Movies like there was this one
1:15:17
movie like Airbus where those like this guy befriends an Otter
1:15:21
in like northern England and oh, this sounds fantastic.
1:15:24
This guy's like on a boat. Like being friends with this
1:15:26
Otter, the. Otter follows it around.
1:15:28
He makes like a little house for the Otter.
1:15:30
The Otter goes in there like raises.
1:15:31
I probably cried during this movie.
1:15:33
He's the Otter to die. No, the Otter doesn't die.
1:15:35
No. Thank God, Thank God.
1:15:37
Yeah, the Otter has her little. Pup with her.
1:15:39
Oh shit, Carl found it. That's Malcolm.
1:15:42
Billy and Molly, Yeah, we watched.
1:15:44
That movie. That was a good movie.
1:15:45
That was heart warming. You ever watch Marley and.
1:15:48
Me, I've heard of it. Saddest fucking movie on planet
1:15:51
Earth. Don't ever fucking watch that.
1:15:52
Shit, if there was another movie we watched that was like
1:15:55
animated. Animal stuff called Flow, and
1:15:58
that was really cute too, but it wasn't any.
1:16:00
It was like a French movie or a Belgian movie, but there were no
1:16:03
words. It was all just animals
1:16:04
communicating with each other and they were like trying to
1:16:07
survive this flood together. I'm not saying that these these
1:16:11
animated. Animal Disney movies are Pixar
1:16:14
or DreamWorks or whoever the fuck go hand in hand with pot
1:16:18
and drugs. But literally if you watch these
1:16:20
movies when you're under the influence it's actually fucking
1:16:22
amazing. I bet bro you're crying if you
1:16:24
watch the horror movies. Under the influence I don't
1:16:27
want. To do that so, but I'm just
1:16:28
asking what would. I probably fucking freak out.
1:16:30
Like. I I don't.
1:16:32
You don't do drugs, they have a bad time.
1:16:34
Like what the fuck is doing drugs for the to to suffer?
1:16:37
You're doing drugs to have a good time because you're having
1:16:39
such a shit time. Is that what watching a movie
1:16:41
is? It's like a it's a suffering.
1:16:43
Period. Yeah dude, when like anytime we
1:16:45
watch a horror movie. I'm literally sitting there like
1:16:47
please just make it end. Shit, it's so.
1:16:51
Bad bro like I just don't my heart.
1:16:53
Rate is just elevated for an hour and a half.
1:16:56
That's sick though, right? Is it?
1:16:59
'Cause then I go home to a. Dark.
1:17:00
Ass. House, you've seen where I where
1:17:01
I live, right? Yeah, I go home.
1:17:03
Dark ass house every single time.
1:17:04
She's like something though, like there's like suspense.
1:17:07
And there's actual horror and suspense to me.
1:17:10
My heart rate's going like that, 'cause I'm like, what's gonna
1:17:12
happen? But horror, sometimes it's just
1:17:14
too like, silly. Like it's like gory or like
1:17:17
yeah, bloody or weird in a way where you're.
1:17:19
So I think the first thing that's not really the suspense 1
1:17:22
is the one that I that I really don't like or.
1:17:24
Thriller whatever. Stranger Things or whatever
1:17:26
more? No, because it it it is.
1:17:29
Like. It builds up suspense you don't
1:17:32
want. It's giving you anxiety.
1:17:34
I'm the guy who's. Still yelling in the fucking
1:17:36
theatre today. Yeah, like something crazy is
1:17:38
going to come fucking. I'm gone.
1:17:41
Like you've seen it. You've literally seen it.
1:17:44
Malcolm's seen it. It's fun, It's horrible.
1:17:46
I do like the horror aesthetic a lot.
1:17:49
Like that's something I do like even if I don't watch a ton of
1:17:52
movies, like the whole like skeletons and bones and like
1:17:55
graveyards and this guy and stuff.
1:17:57
I do like that. Dude like the the fucking like
1:18:01
just. Like not fearing death type of
1:18:03
shit, but not we're not fear of dying over here.
1:18:04
We're not that fucking dumb shit.
1:18:06
No, I love like it's like the the Prince.
1:18:09
Of Darkness Hot Lab that you filmed.
1:18:11
Which you did a pretty good impression, I'm not going to
1:18:13
lie. It was good, right?
1:18:13
Everyone was on the floor. It was really good.
1:18:16
I was shocked. Actually, not really, because
1:18:18
now every now everybody's like, oh, that's what Frankie likes.
1:18:25
I I was. Not a huge Ozzy fan but it.
1:18:28
Is upsetting that he's dead. It's upsetting but he was a wild
1:18:31
person dude. He made it to like 70 something
1:18:33
years old and like always doing. He was a rock star during the
1:18:38
best rock star era to be. Or like you could probably do
1:18:42
whatever the fuck. You.
1:18:43
Want he was fucked at age 50. What?
1:18:46
What year was it at age 50? The Osbournes.
1:18:48
The show. Oh, he was.
1:18:50
Like 50 something. And he was like, by then you're
1:18:53
fucking. 50 You already lived. Through your. 30s, twenty, 30
1:18:56
and 40s How many drugs? I just don't know if I could.
1:19:00
Ever forgive? Him for killing all. 17 of his
1:19:02
cats, like that was some crazy shit.
1:19:04
I have two cats and I was like pulled up.
1:19:06
Yeah, back up. I didn't know that either.
1:19:09
Fact Check this one now. Yeah, he had 7.
1:19:11
That's true. Wait, killed them like?
1:19:13
He shot. He shot them.
1:19:14
Or stabbed them all while his. Wife was out of the house and he
1:19:16
was on a drug rampage and then she came home and now, now I
1:19:19
know I like Ozzy. You eat cats that much?
1:19:24
I'm not an animal person, let's just what I love.
1:19:27
Animals. But I don't want to like lose.
1:19:28
Another animal, yeah, I'm not going to like go kill.
1:19:31
Obviously he was on fucking drugs.
1:19:32
No, I just don't want to have like another animal die like in.
1:19:35
My possession? Yeah, me either.
1:19:36
That's why I would never want one.
1:19:37
Which sucks, because the other day I was getting a haircut,
1:19:39
right? Yeah, it looked good.
1:19:41
Thanks, $30. Bro.
1:19:44
You don't need to be getting like $90.00 haircuts.
1:19:46
No. Is that a thing people do?
1:19:48
Yes, apparently. We should open.
1:19:50
A Barber right there, but I walk out of the Barber shop right
1:19:54
there's like an animal shelter like maybe 3 buildings down,
1:19:58
bro, bro they were having like, you know, like in the like, I
1:20:01
don't I don't know what it is called, but like when when they
1:20:04
they try to get to drum up a bunch of people so the dogs and
1:20:07
cats and other animals. I don't know what they have
1:20:10
there. Get adopted like you know you
1:20:12
have like an. I don't what would that be for
1:20:14
adoptions? That's like a car invading you.
1:20:17
No, it's like a. It's like a.
1:20:19
Job fair. But an adoption fair.
1:20:22
Yeah, Yeah. It's like, like a trade show.
1:20:23
Check out all the like. Come.
1:20:25
Take care of this shit because we can't and.
1:20:26
Dude, I I was. Like my truck was.
1:20:29
Across the street right here, I'm looking at it and I'm
1:20:31
literally looking at all the dogs and I'm like, I love.
1:20:35
My dog if I go over there. I'm going to fucking find one.
1:20:38
Dog that I know I'm not going to be able to not take home, then
1:20:41
going to take the dog home and then Darrell and Joe would love
1:20:45
it. Darrell be like what the fuck?
1:20:47
And then would he eventually love it though?
1:20:50
He would love who's gonna walk this.
1:20:50
Yeah. He would love it, honestly.
1:20:53
When we. Got our dog she was just a stray
1:20:55
who walked up to us and we tried to like a dog I would not be
1:20:58
able to and we like after I got her.
1:21:00
Spayed to submit. Just to make sure she was like
1:21:02
safe on the streets or whatever. If like worse came to worse and
1:21:05
she got out of her backyard like she had the cone and she's like
1:21:09
sitting under my. Desk like just looking.
1:21:11
Up like and I was like no, I can't yeah, see like this dog
1:21:16
just like. It was like so much a.
1:21:18
Look of like please take care of me like I need like someone.
1:21:22
I still think of Chip bro. You remember that one?
1:21:25
No, no, Skip, not Chip. Sorry, that's my skip, Skip.
1:21:28
Skip was that gigantic pit bull that I was going to adopt on the
1:21:32
way over here a couple years ago.
1:21:33
You remember that? They almost took it home.
1:21:35
What the fuck is wrong? With you, dude, he was such.
1:21:38
A sweetheart. I think about him all.
1:21:39
The fucking time, yeah. He was like this big dog.
1:21:42
I'm still thinking about Ozzy killing his cats and now I'm
1:21:44
thinking about the show and I'm like he.
1:21:45
Fucking hated those cats. This.
1:21:47
This Pitbull was a king. Dude, he was such a good boy.
1:21:51
And like, I get a text from my friend and she was like, hey, my
1:21:57
other friend who's AEMT, they just like, you know, fucking
1:22:00
saved this burning building or something.
1:22:01
And there was this dog that was chained to the radiator on the
1:22:04
1st floor. And I was like, holy fuck, like
1:22:08
that's horrible. And he was a big boy dude like
1:22:13
he was, he looked like, he looked like big Nick, but like
1:22:17
dog. So kind of like Bane, but but
1:22:20
this thing was Jack man. And I was like, oh dude, I would
1:22:22
name him skip right away 'cause he looked so scary.
1:22:25
He's like skip, such a non scary name.
1:22:27
And then I'm like, all right, fuck it, I'll meet him on the
1:22:29
way here the pod. And then I go meet him right big
1:22:33
ass dog. My last dog that passed away was
1:22:37
like this big or his entire life.
1:22:39
And then I walk up to this dog, I get scared as shit because
1:22:43
he's in the basement and I'm like, Oh my God, he's probably
1:22:45
going to be aggressive as shit. I just walk up to him.
1:22:48
He's just like super calm, like pit bulls are kind of nippy.
1:22:52
But like he would go like that and like not bite.
1:22:55
He just wants to bring your hand like closer to him.
1:22:57
So you like pet him? I feel like like that's like
1:23:00
their hand. Yeah, their mouth is like their
1:23:02
hand. And like, if you're a dog
1:23:03
person, you kind of understand that too, a little bit.
1:23:06
Yeah, our I mean Nala is 1/2 chocolate.
1:23:08
Lab half Pitbull man. Oh yeah, you fucking.
1:23:10
She's so yeah, sweet just but. Then he came out of this.
1:23:13
Basement bro. And he was like.
1:23:15
Wait, this is here he is. I'll like open up the gate or
1:23:17
whatever. He's like he comes out, he's
1:23:18
huge. Like I'm talking like really big
1:23:22
and just like fucking dense muscle.
1:23:24
His head was huge as hell. Yeah, he's probably a balls the
1:23:26
size through 10 LB bowling balls.
1:23:29
So I was like, this guy's a king.
1:23:31
And I just, I thought about Joe and Daryl.
1:23:33
It's like a way bigger dog. He's like already like I was
1:23:37
like, this is this dog. This thing's gonna have the most
1:23:38
testosterone in the he's. Like he's like a year.
1:23:40
Old or two years old, so. Like I would have to like work
1:23:44
to make high energy. No, no, he was.
1:23:47
Very, very calm. He was he.
1:23:49
Would sit, he would walk. He would, he would not be
1:23:53
aggressive with me, somebody who just met.
1:23:55
And I was like, damn it, I just, I don't want some neighborhood.
1:23:59
Did you know some towns actually require you to let them know
1:24:01
that you have a pit bull? Really.
1:24:04
Yeah. I don't want to be that guy.
1:24:05
But yeah. Dogs.
1:24:07
Those dogs are pretty violent. Sometimes.
1:24:09
Sometimes they can't be if they're.
1:24:10
Bred that way or they're raised. That way, yeah.
1:24:12
Most of them are. If they're when they're raised
1:24:15
as a pup to fight then they will be, but if they're not, if
1:24:18
they're left to their own, they're really gentle.
1:24:19
Fuck I've misgiving. I've known people that like had.
1:24:22
Pit bulls. And they like did body.
1:24:23
Modifications on them just to make them look strong and like
1:24:26
it's a pretty weirdest shitty. I will say this, I love having.
1:24:31
Pets I love having like a dog. I don't really like dog breeding
1:24:35
or pet breeding. Yeah, no, that's not much.
1:24:37
There's too many. There's too many.
1:24:38
People out there who are trying to make a buck off of something,
1:24:42
there's too many shelters that it's not over full and too many.
1:24:45
Strays everywhere. Like it's just not.
1:24:47
Yeah, I hope that dog got fucking.
1:24:49
So let's thank Ozzy for a minute.
1:24:50
Just he got, he helped the. Problem.
1:24:52
Oh my God, he like eradicated 17.
1:24:56
I wish I. Wish I got that fucking I love
1:24:58
my. Cat so much.
1:24:59
I can't. Yeah, they're just.
1:25:00
Like, they're also such sweet, like, I don't know, they just,
1:25:04
you know, I'm gonna find a picture of this mother fucking
1:25:06
dog. Dude.
1:25:06
He was huge. Mother fucking dog.
1:25:10
I miss him. I didn't even.
1:25:11
He wasn't even my dog. I.
1:25:13
Just I just miss him already. But you were talking about that
1:25:16
thing you always. Think about in a zoo where it's
1:25:19
like, oh, like, what have all these, what have always a bunch
1:25:22
of bears were looking at humans. Here he is, I think, my, Oh my
1:25:26
God. I mean, this one looks fine.
1:25:29
He looks chilling. He was.
1:25:30
Jacked and he was awesome. He.
1:25:32
Seems so sweet. Look, they didn't snip his ears
1:25:35
or. Whatever they do.
1:25:35
So he's good. Still, yeah, he was so nice.
1:25:39
I feel so. Bad dude I remember was just I
1:25:42
didn't want. Daryl or Joe to be?
1:25:44
Uncomfortable with this gigantic dog around?
1:25:46
Dude, my old Parse manager was like yeah, I just got a pit.
1:25:48
I just. Got a pit bull or a pit?
1:25:50
They call him pit. I just got a pit, I think.
1:25:52
I think we're going to. I'm gonna cut his ears.
1:25:55
Ears, you know, it's gonna look better.
1:25:57
I'm like look. Better.
1:25:58
No, I hate that he had his ears were fine.
1:26:00
And they didn't cut his tails so much they didn't like do
1:26:03
anything weird to him, dock him or whatever.
1:26:05
Yeah, I probably honestly get his.
1:26:07
Fucking balls. Removed.
1:26:08
Yeah, because they were so massive.
1:26:11
Like I feel like there would be a problem for him to sit on a
1:26:14
hot day. Remove them in a job I got I get
1:26:16
that issues on a hot day. I have that.
1:26:18
Problem all the time they were. Mad relatable for you?
1:26:20
Yeah, it's very relatable. The other you ever sit on one of
1:26:23
your? Balls, it hurts so bad.
1:26:25
Yeah, I just got it. Sometimes I got to throw them
1:26:26
over my shoulder before I sit. Down I sat down the other day,
1:26:29
like really hard at. My computer desk.
1:26:31
And you thought you just popped one like oh.
1:26:34
Fuck, you gotta go on bed rest that fuck.
1:26:36
All. Right.
1:26:39
Rank every Rd. star. Driver in handsiveness?
1:26:42
Why did Nick ask this? This is a Nick question, right?
1:26:46
I don't know. Yeah, you do.
1:26:47
No, I don't. What?
1:26:48
Yes, you do. Oh my God, I miss for Shetty.
1:26:51
Rank them in handsiveness. Go.
1:26:53
Enhance them. Including yourself?
1:26:55
Oh my God. Well.
1:26:55
I'm the least one. Because I'm bald.
1:26:57
Now. So you're the first one what?
1:27:01
You know I love. Them all equal.
1:27:02
I'm not answering this question. They're all great people.
1:27:05
They're all my brothers. Who do you think it was?
1:27:07
Because it was a Road star account.
1:27:09
Oh, it was probably Nick. Yes, that was Nick it.
1:27:12
Was probably Nick, I could tell you right?
1:27:14
Wag says what? Tires should I be?
1:27:15
Running with stock power. The stock power I.
1:27:23
I don't know. I I run Haidas still I.
1:27:26
Think I probably shouldn't anymore but I do and they're 195
1:27:29
and they're still worth to get. How much are they still?
1:27:31
They're not that much. They're like 200 for. 4 like 50
1:27:35
bucks each Fuck yeah not bad at all.
1:27:39
It's a lot of prices. Holy crap.
1:27:42
You get a pallet for like. Yeah.
1:27:44
A grand. Yeah, that's great.
1:27:45
Yeah, but they're good. I mean.
1:27:48
The thing I. Like about them, they have
1:27:50
pretty predictable grip like inside bite and pretty long
1:27:54
life. They aren't as grippy as I would
1:27:56
like and they don't last as long as some other tires.
1:27:59
The other tire, if you're like really not set on fitment like I
1:28:04
am like I'm pretty interested in only running a 45 so that I
1:28:08
don't rub and I can be low. But if you know someone's OK
1:28:12
with going up to A50, the iron man's seem like they last
1:28:17
forever and they're really good grip.
1:28:19
So I know they're it's like mixed reviews depending on what
1:28:23
size you get and What Car you're putting them on.
1:28:24
But in terms of Miata, they've always served me well.
1:28:28
Dude I was on a full way this weekend.
1:28:30
Shit was fire. Yeah, it was so good.
1:28:33
Yeah, full way. Not a cheap tire.
1:28:35
What I miss is the Federals, but we're never going to get those.
1:28:38
Back dude, I heard that's a good thing.
1:28:39
They fucking hate that tire. Did they?
1:28:41
Yeah, but you got to mount you. Got to mount them.
1:28:43
Backwards so they don't. Delam Yeah, they still do.
1:28:45
They Yes, they do. These are so good.
1:28:47
Yeah, do you want? Some.
1:28:49
Yeah, I have one. Carl found his Oreo.
1:28:51
A vanilla one, this is. Actually, golden Oreo me look at
1:28:54
that. You know what's crazy though?
1:28:57
Is like. How?
1:28:58
Much I mean car parts change so much, but I feel like tires
1:29:02
change like even every year. Any other type like car part
1:29:06
like? You can buy.
1:29:08
Suspension stuff from like the early 2000s if you want to, but
1:29:12
like every single year it's like different tires, different
1:29:14
formulas, different and everything.
1:29:16
So you kind of never really know what's coming.
1:29:20
How are you enjoying navigating the Austin Drift scene?
1:29:24
You know what? That's a good question.
1:29:26
I'm pretty. Stoked, because I don't know if
1:29:29
this name rings a bell here, but there's a guy, Harrison, who
1:29:33
lives in in Texas, who drifts. He's pretty big with Lone Star.
1:29:37
If you don't know him, that's fine, but he's like kind of one
1:29:40
of the guys who's been doing it for a while over there.
1:29:42
And one of his friends owns a concrete company and happens to
1:29:46
have a lot of land and asked him to design A drift track.
1:29:51
Wait, there's that new one, and it's. 20 minutes north of my
1:29:54
house, Yeah, but it's a. Fucking like Figure 8 again.
1:29:57
It's. Not a Figure 8, but but it's.
1:29:59
Like straights and like into a. Monji and like it's just another
1:30:04
pad there lines in it. I think I've seen this one now
1:30:09
if you go on, it's like a bank. It's a straight into a.
1:30:11
Bank and then a. Bunch of minds in the middle and
1:30:13
there's a big wall and there's one decreasing radius.
1:30:15
On one side, So if you run it one way, it's like nice and
1:30:18
flowy and you're kind of like wall riding and tandeming with
1:30:21
people. If you run it the other way,
1:30:23
there's one option to do like kind of a more aggressive entry
1:30:26
that's straight. But I'm just mostly stoked that
1:30:29
this is 20 minutes north of where I live.
1:30:31
So it's like it's even sicker for you.
1:30:33
Yeah, so. I might be sticking.
1:30:35
Around. Are you drifting this weekend?
1:30:37
No. Oh, I think.
1:30:39
There's something there going on.
1:30:40
It's. The first event they're doing
1:30:41
with Lone Star is this. Weekend.
1:30:43
I'm still here this weekend, so that's.
1:30:45
The reason why? Hopefully you're running to our
1:30:47
buddy Brad out there. He's pretty.
1:30:49
Nice, pretty, nice guy. Brad Hard song.
1:30:51
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really nice.
1:30:53
Dude, I think I've. Talked to him at some knuckle
1:30:54
up. Events and everything.
1:30:55
One of the best. Drivers I know, but yeah,
1:30:58
fucking crazy. Guy, yeah and yeah, obviously,
1:31:01
always. Like grateful for the knuckle up
1:31:03
scene for what JY is doing with that to get JY on here.
1:31:08
Dude I know you should. That guy seems.
1:31:09
Like you guys, he's got some awesome stories.
1:31:11
He's cool. Yeah.
1:31:12
He's also tallest. Shit, he's like tallest.
1:31:14
He'd be the. Tallest guy.
1:31:15
Remember that guy in that fucking commercial or that
1:31:17
trailer? That was him.
1:31:18
He would be the tallest guy in here.
1:31:21
How? Many events do they throw a
1:31:22
year. My knuckle up probably throws. 9
1:31:26
or 10. It seems like he just redid his
1:31:30
Sylvia too. Jy did the red one.
1:31:32
The red one, Yeah, 'cause it was like.
1:31:34
Sort of. Kansai style before and then he
1:31:36
put it on Fabulous, expands all around and dumped it on the
1:31:39
ground and like, it's very cool. I love fabulous shit because
1:31:42
it's all blingy. That's the era I like.
1:31:45
Yo look up JY. What is it?
1:31:47
J World? J What is it?
1:31:48
J World. JY world on it.
1:31:54
And yeah, so that, that stuff's really cool.
1:31:56
The track opening is really cool.
1:31:58
Shout out to my buddy Rye, who just recently got into drifting
1:32:04
after kind of wanting to for a while.
1:32:07
He's got a really clean hatch and he just got his citizenship.
1:32:11
So we're celebrating by going to Japan sometime next year.
1:32:14
I'm pumped on that. Fuck yeah, that first one now
1:32:18
God damn. Yeah, so he transformed.
1:32:21
That from from like the. Mahon style kind of look.
1:32:25
Yeah, just tall. I love it.
1:32:28
Oh yeah. That.
1:32:29
Kid, go, go. Back knock.
1:32:30
Let's see if we could find a if you.
1:32:33
Go to the like. Yeah, I haven't even been.
1:32:37
It's I've seen that, that shit, it's hard and then.
1:32:41
My. Buddy Dallas, who I.
1:32:43
You know. Try to go St. drifting with on
1:32:46
the regular. That's yo you going streeting.
1:32:48
I love the little. Street Drift J Small clips,
1:32:51
Yeah. So he just recently picked up
1:32:53
AC-30. 5 Laurel, which is pretty crazy.
1:32:56
That's like the JZX looking one. Yeah, yeah.
1:32:59
Exactly. I don't know why.
1:32:59
I don't know why people. Don't buy those in the more.
1:33:02
Yeah, I think they're just recently legal.
1:33:05
And the other thing is they all came auto.
1:33:06
So, like, if you're looking for one to drift, you got to either
1:33:09
buy one that's already prepped or you got to figure out how to.
1:33:12
Yeah. So that's a proper drift car
1:33:13
right here. Yeah, that is.
1:33:16
Yeah. Cool to see like someone this.
1:33:18
Year Build a car. That style like that style is
1:33:20
not what is probably. I don't mean to let that what
1:33:27
what made us all laugh about that, I don't know.
1:33:30
Smile to me. No, it's just like, yeah.
1:33:34
Jo eyes and icon of course so. Yeah, Texas drifting is good.
1:33:40
Down, down, down. Down, down, down, down, down.
1:33:43
There. Yeah, that was what it was.
1:33:46
And it was very crazy that he transformed it back to to that.
1:33:50
From that. That's pretty cool, yeah.
1:33:51
Like if you go out one more and click.
1:33:53
On the like video, yeah, but you can see how high it was, you
1:33:58
know? Yeah, 'cause most cars that look
1:34:01
like that. Ain't ever going back to that
1:34:03
one that it looks like now 'cause they're usually bad
1:34:05
though. Look at the Fender to tire gap,
1:34:07
it wasn't that much. Higher no.
1:34:08
This is cool too. Yeah, it's still cool.
1:34:11
It's the front. End but now.
1:34:12
It's like not raked. Yeah, I like the red style
1:34:15
better. Yeah, red style looks nice,
1:34:17
yeah, but but this is. Really, really sick like this
1:34:20
is. Sick I got.
1:34:21
No problem with that. No, no problem.
1:34:24
But yeah. Something like that.
1:34:25
Like that, yeah. It's because being sports is
1:34:27
just the answer, yeah. 100% for a Sylvia coupe.
1:34:31
Yeah, you can't. You just.
1:34:32
Can't beat that. That's just.
1:34:33
Like I love the. Vertex for Sylvia coupe too.
1:34:36
That's. Kind of like what I you got some
1:34:38
frames for 13 around you. And not that I'm selling.
1:34:41
You're a slut. I I'm just a.
1:34:43
Hoarder dude, Ashton in Texas said.
1:34:45
Yo, I got another. Not got another H chassis if you
1:34:48
want it. Yeah, you told me you got
1:34:49
another 1A hatch. Again.
1:34:51
And I was like, maybe for you. Carl, maybe stop doing this.
1:34:56
But yeah. Imagine what the Jay.
1:34:58
Z How do you make the Miata? Chassis bulletproof.
1:35:02
How do you make it bulletproof? How do you make any car bullet?
1:35:05
Yeah. I don't know.
1:35:06
You've got it pretty reliable. You've been driving.
1:35:07
Your shit, knock on fucking wood.
1:35:09
Yeah, pretty decent all the time.
1:35:11
I've been stock ECU the whole time so that's.
1:35:13
One thing that's good, I think I have like a personality that's
1:35:18
just kind of mechanically sympathetic.
1:35:20
I don't really like beat on it like that crazy.
1:35:23
Like I'm not gonna do extra clutch kicks if I don't need to.
1:35:27
I'm not gonna like try to throw backy and if I like botched it,
1:35:31
like dump the clutch in, you know, second gear at a
1:35:34
standstill or anything. So like sometimes it's just how
1:35:37
you treat it. But honestly, I think Miadas are
1:35:40
pretty much bulletproof off the RIP.
1:35:42
Like they're the, I mean, if you compare it to like an S chassis
1:35:47
and just look at the gauging of, of steel that the body's made
1:35:52
out of, like it's way thicker. It is.
1:35:55
Yeah, it is. Way thicker and and they made.
1:35:57
That thing. So easy to work on and
1:35:59
serviceable and kind of every way.
1:36:01
So it's, it's really not complicated to fix.
1:36:03
If if you need to worry about anything, I would just say like
1:36:07
don't overheat it. Don't treat it like a piece of
1:36:09
shit. Like just have some sympathy for
1:36:12
it and it'll probably last you forever.
1:36:14
I mean, I've never blown a motor.
1:36:17
Now I kind of wish I had so I could go to a better one, but
1:36:21
I'm still like not going to broke it of any.
1:36:23
Yeah, don't. Yeah.
1:36:25
What's your. Favorite part about drifting a
1:36:26
Miata? Favorite part about drifting?
1:36:30
A Miata. It's my Miata I like the best.
1:36:36
I like my Miata. That's a good answer.
1:36:39
I I I don't know of like. Drifting.
1:36:42
OK, I will say there is nothing like and it's probably similar
1:36:47
for like Hachi Roku drivers and people who drive like the old a
1:36:51
80 sixes but like just having a put with stock power in a all
1:36:57
the work you possibly can. Into this.
1:37:00
Thing to get it to just go around the track and stay
1:37:02
drifting is something about that.
1:37:04
Like bringing the crap out of this thing just to get it to do
1:37:07
The thing is so much fun. Not having it be on easy mode
1:37:11
with a turbo, it doesn't feel as much like that.
1:37:13
The turbo makes things easier. But yeah, that that would be 11
1:37:18
really fun thing. 100 Carls versus 1 Toyota lower ball
1:37:22
joint. Who would win dude?
1:37:25
Lower ball. Joint, dude, that ball joint.
1:37:27
That that ball. Joint got hands.
1:37:29
That ball joint fucked. Me dude.
1:37:33
Who has the best chocolate milk in your opinion?
1:37:36
Chocolate milk What? The I feel like that's a
1:37:39
question for me. But what the?
1:37:40
Fuck are you? A chocolate, I thought you.
1:37:43
Were no I. Don't drink chocolate milk.
1:37:45
Well, I do. And the answer.
1:37:47
Is I don't know what's in that little.
1:37:50
No, I do know the one. It's the one with the jumping
1:37:53
cow. Yes, Land O Lakes.
1:37:55
It's an whatever that is. It's got a brown cat and it is
1:37:59
I'm lactose and I will literally drink that and it's in a plat is
1:38:02
the best one that is I don't like milk.
1:38:04
I don't like. Drinking.
1:38:05
Just that one. Just just just land olakes I
1:38:07
don't really like. Drinking any milk?
1:38:09
I like oat. Milk in my coffee I fuck.
1:38:11
I fuck with oat milk. I do.
1:38:13
Chocolate milk with a little a. Little Bagel Ale.
1:38:16
Chocolate. What the fuck?
1:38:18
That's a nice breakfast. Yeah, that's an 11 AM.
1:38:20
Fucking. Me and in the office over there,
1:38:23
Jesus Christ, I've been making like whey protein smoothies
1:38:26
sometimes. In the morning.
1:38:27
Yeah. And I used the chocolate whey
1:38:29
powder. It's not chocolate milk, but it
1:38:31
tastes. Yeah, that's what I do.
1:38:32
Right. Like I'll do the chocolate whey
1:38:34
powder with. Like almond milk?
1:38:35
That's kind of nice. Yeah.
1:38:37
I I I do a protein shake every. Every morning it's basically
1:38:40
it's like a chocolate milkshake. Yeah, I do that, but I don't
1:38:43
feel guilty. That's great, I fuck with the.
1:38:46
Strawberry milk from back in the day.
1:38:48
That's quick that you would get from Nah, that's.
1:38:50
Quick is on a. League of its own.
1:38:51
Same with you, but like you, who's trash?
1:38:54
Straight Garmin, no way I fuck. With you out the.
1:38:56
Can it was crazy you got. It you must not.
1:38:58
You must have not been shaking it.
1:38:59
Well, like the bottle says, yeah, I like chocolate milk, not
1:39:01
chocolate water. How long I can drink?
1:39:02
Chocolate water, the shake technique.
1:39:04
Is you got to turn it around and fucking slap that shit until the
1:39:07
cap is going like you was nasty dude wait till you if.
1:39:11
You hate. Yoohoo.
1:39:12
You should have tasted Milo. I never had that.
1:39:15
You really fucking hate it. Frankie, what's a blender?
1:39:18
Of choice, you blending. These things up.
1:39:19
No, I'm not. No.
1:39:21
What are you doing, Shake? The shaker just put it in a
1:39:23
shaker. Cup.
1:39:23
Yep, I got a Vitamix going. I got no time.
1:39:26
For you got a Vitamix. Yeah, because that's the.
1:39:28
Shit that they were. Blending on, blending stuff on.
1:39:30
Will it blend you? Remember that little YouTube
1:39:33
show you don't remember? Will it blend?
1:39:36
Yes you do. Yes you do bro.
1:39:39
They would be like. Will it blend?
1:39:41
That is the question. I mean, you probably showed me
1:39:43
it. I swear this.
1:39:45
Electric motor has the most. Torque out of any dude, it is.
1:39:48
It does. Malcolm, do you know what I'm
1:39:49
talking about? I have a.
1:39:50
Blender from my from my. Parents house, but I haven't
1:39:53
seen it in a while. It's like up in a cupboard and I
1:39:55
don't use it. Yeah, 'cause I just like, I got
1:39:57
to plug it in, I got to clean it, dude.
1:39:59
On. Will it blend?
1:40:00
They were blending like fucking lithium batteries.
1:40:02
And shit. And they would, like, flip it
1:40:03
over and they would be like, don't breed this.
1:40:05
And then they'll like, just spread it out.
1:40:07
And that's like a powder. Yeah.
1:40:09
They would blend like iPhones and shit.
1:40:12
Like back when iPhones were brand new, they were one of.
1:40:14
I honestly think that was one of the first channels I watched
1:40:16
where it was like brain rot. I probably would because of what
1:40:21
it's like a info. Mode, they're just blending.
1:40:23
Random. Shit, see if it blends, I guess,
1:40:26
yeah. Yeah, I guess that is kind of
1:40:28
like brain to. Be honest with you, a lot of
1:40:30
stuff is brain. Rot.
1:40:31
Wait, wait, I'm. Going to because I feel like
1:40:33
some of our listeners. Might be able to relate to this,
1:40:35
especially if you're in that like 20-7 and up.
1:40:39
Crowd. Because that was like.
1:40:40
YouTube when you were in the literally this shit.
1:40:43
Oh yeah, yes, you have. Look.
1:40:46
Oh my. Gosh, look at.
1:40:47
This fucking iPad. That was a Gen.
1:40:48
One iPad that's crazy like and what are they?
1:40:52
Dropping in there, Malcolm definitely saw this show.
1:40:54
Oh, it is an iPad, so they're just.
1:40:56
Going to put they're. Dropping these iPhones and iPads
1:40:58
into the. Blender.
1:40:59
Yeah, so there's the Vitamix he's got to break.
1:41:02
The fucking iPad to fit it in the blender.
1:41:06
I guess you're going to get demonetized.
1:41:07
No we're not. This is this was not paid.
1:41:09
Programming. Oh yeah, but this isn't.
1:41:12
A This isn't. A Vitamix, right.
1:41:14
This is like that is, oh, it's a Blendtec is I think, yeah.
1:41:17
Blendtec was the blender. Never mind.
1:41:19
Well then I. Want this blender?
1:41:21
Whatever this you want the Blendtec dude, look, it's.
1:41:23
Slow motion, this was this was early YouTube programming, I'm
1:41:29
telling you. Did he?
1:41:29
Ever do one where it blows apart and then he drops his hand onto?
1:41:32
The blade, because that would be sick.
1:41:35
Well, he's got. The K special gloves on right
1:41:36
there. What's your brain rod of choice?
1:41:39
Shit like this or cops, yeah, that's there's this.
1:41:42
Guy on Instagram. Whose whole page is him?
1:41:45
Like repairing kitchen appliances in India.
1:41:48
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, his whole.
1:41:50
Like way of doing it is like extremely.
1:41:53
Theatrical and dramatic. He's like, yeah, he's like
1:41:56
jumping off his shit and like. Throwing things.
1:41:58
He's doing was replacing a a worm clamp and a hose.
1:42:00
On the stove, just like I just watched that whole page.
1:42:04
Rose. So hilarious.
1:42:05
To me, Christ, can you explain who mini truck mommy?
1:42:08
Is for everyone. You should just look it up on
1:42:11
Instagram. Let let.
1:42:12
The world see because you got a couple questions in here
1:42:14
involving her, OK. All right, MTM, I'm I'm.
1:42:17
Familiar with that topic, Josh says.
1:42:20
Oh, brother, not. This guy again and he says would
1:42:23
you suck on MTM shift knob for 10 seconds if it meant getting
1:42:26
that dream S chassis of your face?
1:42:28
Who the fuck is mini truck mommy if it meant?
1:42:30
Getting his his hatchie just waffled.
1:42:32
Off. Absolutely.
1:42:34
I guess this is her. What the fuck is going on?
1:42:36
What the fuck? Is going on bro if?
1:42:39
That curtain airbag goes off, Your shit is smoke.
1:42:42
She's on that. Only fans too, so you know.
1:42:45
More of this probably smells so bad.
1:42:48
The fuck this. Is Christ Carl?
1:42:50
I'm sorry, I'm like what? I mean.
1:42:53
Would you her nails though? Would you you?
1:42:55
Know she was hit if the gang would you hit sure there's.
1:42:57
Somebody, that's what. They are.
1:43:01
That's what they like. I think her next, her next goal
1:43:03
is. Trying to get out of MLZ, you
1:43:07
know, Adam Mosey's newly single. So, you know, why are so many
1:43:12
people bringing that up? I don't want to.
1:43:13
Be involved in anybody's personal life like that.
1:43:19
Oh my. Goodness, I mean, I can't even
1:43:21
hate on her. She's driving his room.
1:43:22
Right now you driving. I mean, come on, I understand
1:43:25
what's just like something. About that boot.
1:43:27
Out the window. While she's hitting that shit on
1:43:30
that Doni, you know, I don't know, a little freaky, I don't.
1:43:36
Know. Yeah.
1:43:38
So what, did she actually drift though?
1:43:40
Yeah, she drifts. She's probably a really nice.
1:43:42
Person. Sonoma Days.
1:43:43
And everything. Yeah, she's she's.
1:43:45
A She's probably a really great person.
1:43:47
I've never met her in person. I know when I'm over, there's a
1:43:50
magazine I have with her private part smell, but you know.
1:43:56
This. Is MTM.
1:43:57
So now you know, I like the technique of full blown like
1:44:00
being like. Like let go of the wheel.
1:44:02
OK, so yeah, so would you suck? On her shift knob.
1:44:06
For 10 seconds. Who the fuck is asking this?
1:44:09
Josh. Josh, have you given me that?
1:44:11
Hatch that you. Just waffled off.
1:44:14
Yes she puts in mad work. She's sanding all her stuff.
1:44:17
Does seem like she Jesus. She's literally.
1:44:19
Just doing everything she's doing it you.
1:44:21
Know I take back everything. I said it's probably in.
1:44:24
That way it's probably smelly because she's doing mad work.
1:44:27
Yeah, she's got you. Know pounds of pounds of dirt
1:44:30
under those. Nails.
1:44:31
For sure. I mean dude, I hate dude, I come
1:44:35
home or or. Alex will ask me to go to eat
1:44:38
after I look like that. Do you want me to go into a
1:44:41
beautiful town of Easton looking like?
1:44:44
That. Easton's cool though, I love it
1:44:46
there. I'm going to move there.
1:44:49
This is some. Dedication, you know, Where's
1:44:50
her pants at? Yeah.
1:44:52
They ain't there. Is that how she usually drives?
1:44:55
You know she drives. However she wants.
1:44:58
OK, she. She's wait, what?
1:44:59
She is she doing a? She's doing a burnout, but she's
1:45:03
pulling a handbrake. Instagram famous but I was wait,
1:45:07
why are you pulling the handbrake if you're doing a?
1:45:08
Burnout. Maybe she doesn't get it.
1:45:10
She she's, she's definitely forging her own path in the.
1:45:13
Drift community, hold on for. Sure, Malcolm, let's do a
1:45:15
little. Comment scroll real quick of
1:45:18
that one. Yeah, hold on.
1:45:22
Literally my queen. The.
1:45:23
Crown stay on. Top too you're.
1:45:26
Oh. My God.
1:45:29
Such an iPhone that. One that Malcolm is on.
1:45:32
OK, alright, we're not gonna read.
1:45:34
That that is like. Again, she's.
1:45:36
Probably a pretty nice person. To talk to.
1:45:38
Probably norm, maybe like a really nice person to be friends
1:45:41
with. Do you think she's normal?
1:45:42
Why you pulling the handbrake in?
1:45:43
I mean did like her captions at least?
1:45:44
Like she works pretty hard. For what she thinks she works
1:45:46
hard. I don't think she's.
1:45:47
Normal, but I mean who would be normal?
1:45:49
You think this? Guy sitting across from me is
1:45:51
normal. I don't think anyone needs to be
1:45:54
normal. I support abnormal abnormality
1:45:56
I'm. Abnormal.
1:45:57
I'm looking at her. I don't think she's normal.
1:45:58
I'm just gonna say. That off the rim, hey everybody
1:46:00
go out there and. Get their own bag.
1:46:02
She's out there getting Alright. Well, we got another.
1:46:04
Question involving this human being.
1:46:08
Wait, seriously? Yeah.
1:46:09
Who is your favorite drifter and why is it Mini?
1:46:11
Truck Mommy. Why is this being brought up?
1:46:13
Again, because they talk about her in a group chat.
1:46:17
Because the Sylvia chat be on. Top remember.
1:46:19
This I'm always last time. When when we had a question and
1:46:22
we didn't know what it. Meant oh, the dat me up, this
1:46:23
was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:46:24
I can translate, but I'm just going to say to the Sylvia.
1:46:26
Chat I'm. I'm there for you Kings, you
1:46:29
know, dab me up. That shit is the Josh.
1:46:35
What are we doing? Rest in peace if.
1:46:39
Josh was in here. We could, really.
1:46:41
Go in, rest in peace. PS Deuce.
1:46:44
What will me out of people do for you?
1:46:47
You know what's crazy about that is I feel.
1:46:49
Like I'm. In a way.
1:46:51
Partially at fault for that happening.
1:46:53
What for the downfall of PS Deuce?
1:46:56
Yeah, because I. Ordered a kit before they
1:46:58
discontinued. Everything.
1:47:01
And they they got back to me. They're like, you know,
1:47:06
unfortunately, like we broke the mold on this kit.
1:47:09
We're going to have to spend some time fixing it before we
1:47:11
can get your order in. And then I waited like a year,
1:47:15
didn't didn't hear anything. And then I cancelled my order.
1:47:18
And then shortly after that, they wait.
1:47:22
Do you think they broke the mold while trying to make your body
1:47:24
kit? Yeah, they could.
1:47:26
Have and that Well, no, I think maybe me cancelling the.
1:47:29
Order was like one of those like, OK, there's not enough
1:47:32
interest. Like it's not worth.
1:47:34
There definitely wasn't enough interest.
1:47:36
I have to say we sold like one or two of those body kits ever.
1:47:39
Which sucks because that's like one of the best, like the only
1:47:41
good look. It looks so good and they're I.
1:47:43
Mean they're thin. But they fit like.
1:47:46
Perfect. So yeah, it was just really,
1:47:49
yeah, that's that sucks. I think most of all their like
1:47:52
remaining stock is up on Yahoo Japan right now.
1:47:54
So damn, if you like want to still get a new kit from them,
1:47:58
There's stuff out there. There's nothing for Miata, but
1:48:00
there's like stuff for Skylines and as chassis.
1:48:04
But yeah, all of their stuff fits pretty nice.
1:48:06
It fits like perfect. I I She runs APS.
1:48:09
Deuce one on her shit, right? Yeah.
1:48:10
Yeah, I've seen this happen. Before where?
1:48:13
Like arrow. Brands that discontinue.
1:48:15
End up selling their molds to another brand and then getting
1:48:18
reproduced. So I'm doing that.
1:48:20
Nick had a great idea. He was like you should buy the
1:48:22
molds and you should call it PS Reproduce.
1:48:31
Genius Machete. That's an automotive genius.
1:48:35
Yeah, he is. What's your?
1:48:36
Opinion on the recent pre. NC Gen.
1:48:39
Miata. Attacks.
1:48:40
Pre NC Oh, you know, I don't know anything about that because
1:48:44
I'm going to say. This I'm not in the market for
1:48:45
Miata. I have my Miata that's probably
1:48:48
the only Miata I'll ever have. So he is he saying that NC is
1:48:51
still like normal priced? I think so, but.
1:48:53
I will say this actually take that back.
1:48:57
For not drifting, actually maybe even for drifting, I would like
1:49:01
the NC or an NDI. Think the NC looks.
1:49:04
Better than all of them. I would drive.
1:49:06
An NC, you know. What an NC looks like if you.
1:49:09
Do everything to it is. Kind of like an S2000.
1:49:13
There's one where you put that little top whatever.
1:49:16
Secret thingy, the top of it. Oh yeah, all the way to the
1:49:19
back. And then we have a friend Eric,
1:49:21
that has to do that. He's.
1:49:22
Been drifting that. You put R32.
1:49:24
GTR wheels on it like the sixteens.
1:49:28
And it's a really nice car, yeah.
1:49:30
Like it feels. Like a modern day car, it's a.
1:49:32
Nice car and still has like the garbage.
1:49:35
Yikes, Ford you. Know what 2.5?
1:49:37
Swap that and you're. Good out of the.
1:49:39
Ford Fusion. Yeah, yeah.
1:49:40
But how is? How is exactly that?
1:49:42
It drops in. So in Austin, there's also an
1:49:45
OGN. C Miata guy who has the 2. .5
1:49:48
swap done on it and I I chat with him sometimes Dylan but
1:49:51
how's the Ford engine the what the two point O that comes in
1:49:55
there yeah. It.
1:49:57
Blows. Up sometimes I'm gonna, I'm
1:49:59
gonna be honest, I don't know a ton about it, but I have heard
1:50:02
from multiple people they've had issues.
1:50:04
So do SRS. So yeah, yeah, whatever.
1:50:06
Yeah, two point, something about two liters, you know.
1:50:08
Yeah, about two point. Five to get something, but yeah,
1:50:12
those are great. The only problem with the ND.
1:50:14
The newer. One is the electric.
1:50:15
Power steering feels weird, but like to be honest, I think
1:50:19
there's something special not only about the Miata just
1:50:21
because of how I have one and I like drifting it, but like it's
1:50:26
one of those cars that's continuously been made since
1:50:29
1990 as a Japanese sports car and never discontinued.
1:50:33
Like every single other Japanese sports car.
1:50:36
You think about RX7, S, 13 Celsius or any of the Toyotas,
1:50:44
all of those ended up getting discontinued at some point
1:50:47
probably. I think they didn't stop the NC
1:50:50
for like a year or two. I don't think so.
1:50:52
They. Made it all the way to the
1:50:53
making of the NDI. Think so.
1:50:55
Holy shit. Maybe it was discontinued for a
1:50:57
year. I feel like it.
1:50:58
Was I feel like I stopped. Seeing him for a.
1:51:00
Little bit what is in the ND? What engine is in that sky?
1:51:04
Active. Yeah, Sky active.
1:51:07
That sounds crazy. Which is.
1:51:09
Like I think good, but dude, those.
1:51:11
Can't really fuck. With it.
1:51:12
RIP. On like a non drifting bases.
1:51:15
Yeah, I drove 1. Around Rd.
1:51:16
America fast to drive, yeah. Also Speaking of.
1:51:21
That was sick. The road America grid life like.
1:51:23
Cart track day. Like I, I mean, I lived in
1:51:26
Wisconsin for a while. I remember going there and being
1:51:28
like one day I could drift this cart track.
1:51:30
That would be sick. Is that like the first time they
1:51:32
did that? I think, I think maybe second, I
1:51:34
saw somebody say. It happened before, but I.
1:51:37
Drove an A new. ND back when they were new on
1:51:39
that cart track because. Mazda was doing like a demo day
1:51:42
and something something like that.
1:51:43
But those, yeah, those Sky actives RIP like that thing was
1:51:46
moving. I want to drive that new CX-90
1:51:50
or whatever the fuck with the 896.
1:51:51
Turbo, Yeah, I want I I it's literally a three liter turbo
1:51:56
and I was like, that's a Jay ZI just want to hear this shit.
1:52:00
It's got a spool like you got to feel it like a little bit.
1:52:03
Yeah. Are we getting halal?
1:52:04
Guys, Gee, let's go eat, bro. I'm hungry.
1:52:07
Where are we going to eat? Are we out of questions?
1:52:08
No more questions. The.
1:52:09
Worthwhile ones, yeah. All right.
1:52:12
I still feel bad about calling this mini trek.
1:52:13
Mommies, she's, she'll survive. She'll survive.
1:52:16
That's the that's the least amount of shit she's I know, but
1:52:19
I just I that. Was just.
1:52:20
Hurtful. For now, I'm going to say I
1:52:21
think I'm one of the. Most supportive motherfuckers of
1:52:23
her. I I support her.
1:52:25
You know, get. Dude, I.
1:52:26
Mean, I mean, she just got some air time on our pod.
1:52:28
There you go. Yeah.
1:52:30
I don't think she's normal, but that wearing body where you'd be
1:52:32
like, oh, she's. From free air time like imagine
1:52:34
you got brought up on. Rogan like without you knowing?
1:52:37
That would be insane. You should have her on for sure.
1:52:41
We'll get some. Fans and air fresheners out in
1:52:42
California I'm. Just being a Dick at.
1:52:46
This point. Oh.
1:52:49
Man, do you have anything else you want to share dude?
1:52:51
Do you want to eat? Yeah.
1:52:52
Bro do you want to eat this? Dick and Malcolm's coming.
1:52:59
Too. Got to go home.
1:53:01
No. Yeah.
1:53:01
Why I got a plane? In the morning, Oh, you're
1:53:04
flying somewhere. Yeah.
1:53:06
Where are you going? What a Miami Oh, I have a
1:53:09
bachelor party. Oh, that sounds fun.
1:53:11
We. Didn't get the invite to your
1:53:12
bachelor party? Right, that's whatever.
1:53:14
It's my bachelor party. I'll see.
1:53:15
Y'all later? Oh my.
1:53:16
God is it. No, I'd be so.
1:53:18
Fucking not annoying. He's also the same.
1:53:20
Thing I already. Know Malcolm would.
1:53:21
Be looking like a snack. Yeah, Bachelor.
1:53:24
Party. Dude, he's gonna have like all
1:53:25
the buttons undone except for one at the bottom.
1:53:27
Everyone he's with down there is.
1:53:28
Gonna be like in crazy office. He's gonna be like that.
1:53:33
Pants Vans. Yeah, I guess last.
1:53:36
Thing I'm doing this. So I've been.
1:53:39
Doing the magazine thing and the livery thing for a while, I
1:53:41
finally am like at a point where I have pretty much complete
1:53:45
collection of Drift Tengoku and Battle magazine.
1:53:47
So one of the outlets for that is a blog I'm doing.
1:53:51
I have a hard time calling it a blog because it's not it's it's
1:53:55
a lot of it's research and translation, but there's a lot
1:54:00
of my thoughts in there too. It's been really fulfilling.
1:54:02
But it's called Ace Zashi Club Zashi is the Japanese word for
1:54:06
magazine and it's basically a format for me to go into these
1:54:10
things, do some deep research, cross reference a bunch of shit
1:54:14
and then kind of tell a story. So we just wrapped up full month
1:54:18
long series on Sekia Hills. That was a Q shoe track that had
1:54:23
a lot of really cool history. This year I'm doing one on drop
1:54:25
out racing, which is if you know anything about Tetsuya Habino,
1:54:29
like one of the guys who has been drifting literally since
1:54:32
the the mid 90s. But one of the cool things about
1:54:35
this too is I'm actually getting a chance to, you know, talk to
1:54:38
some of these guys too and get some like personal stories back
1:54:41
from them. Is this a video or is this a
1:54:43
blog? You say it's it's like a blog.
1:54:46
It's on. It's on a platform called Sub
1:54:49
Stack and as you read it, there's videos, there's
1:54:52
pictures, there's my writing and there's audio that goes with it.
1:54:56
And it's basically like a, you know, deep dive archive.
1:55:01
The the reason I started doing it is 'cause I have the
1:55:05
Instagram magazine scan page, but it just doesn't go deep
1:55:08
enough. And the problem I see with a lot
1:55:10
of scan pages is there is no real deep substance there.
1:55:17
Like, if there's pictures, you don't know who they're from,
1:55:19
where they're from. Sometimes if there is a story,
1:55:23
you know, you're hearing the story, but you're not actually
1:55:25
sure where the source of that story is coming from.
1:55:28
So this was an, you know, an idea I had to be like, let's,
1:55:31
like, write this, but like, attribute all the sources.
1:55:36
You doing this alone? Yeah.
1:55:37
Is this all you? Yeah.
1:55:39
You should start a podcast. Yeah, and you should lead people
1:55:42
from the. Podcast to.
1:55:43
That yeah, I want. To know more.
1:55:45
About this that that's a good idea, yeah, because and just
1:55:49
have it. Just be you talking about this
1:55:52
stuff, you know I mean, don't you?
1:55:53
Don't need to have a bunch of people just have you like and
1:55:56
today we're going to talk about, you know how people do like sing
1:55:59
like podcast where they're just talking to the camera.
1:56:02
Yeah, I would do that dude. Yeah, that shit sounds amazing.
1:56:05
I'm sure I'm sure a lot of people are going to sign up for
1:56:07
that one. Say I've yeah, I've been having
1:56:09
fun with it There's a discord with it as well.
1:56:11
It's been. A really fun time because a lot
1:56:13
of the other magazine scam pages that are on the Internet have
1:56:16
jumped in and been contributing their stuff.
1:56:18
So it's been a really cool like, what's it called?
1:56:21
How long have you been doing this?
1:56:22
I've been doing this for the last.
1:56:25
Two or three months now, OK. All right, so it's pretty new.
1:56:28
How do I not know about this? But yeah, it was it was one of
1:56:30
those things where I was just like I.
1:56:31
Can't you know? Doing just the Instagram stuff
1:56:34
is not, you know, going deep enough for me.
1:56:38
So I wanted to go deeper. But yeah, if you look it up,
1:56:42
it's on Substack. It's just called Ace ACE Zashi
1:56:46
ZASSHI Club. And it's, yeah, basically
1:56:54
there's like with sub stacks, some tier support tiers in
1:56:58
there. So every issue has like a free
1:57:00
section. And then if you contribute,
1:57:02
it'll be, you know, additional like Patreon, except for more
1:57:06
like, I guess you would say. Journalist stuff or writing?
1:57:11
It's for writing, Yeah. It's like Patreon for writing.
1:57:14
You do everything there. Graphics layout of the pages,
1:57:18
yeah. I do.
1:57:20
I mean, it's it's kind of like A blog.
1:57:22
Format. So I'm not doing a ton of
1:57:24
graphic design with it, but one of the things I did do and I
1:57:27
think I'll plan to continue doing is was really special to
1:57:31
me at like an article translation.
1:57:33
So I basically full scanned an article, and then I reproduced
1:57:37
the entire graphic design for the pages that were in the
1:57:40
magazine and then wrote English for it so that it was.
1:57:45
The idea is you're having the same experience that someone in
1:57:48
Japan would have had reading this, but in English, so there's
1:57:52
no real translation. Sounds like a lot of fucking
1:57:54
work. Yeah.
1:57:54
J Smalls. What the fuck?
1:57:56
It's for fun. That sounds like.
1:57:57
A lot of fucking work. Guys make sure you join the sub
1:58:00
stack. This is ace.
1:58:01
Zashi Club. Yeah.
1:58:02
So if you Malcolm, if you want to show.
1:58:04
It at all and go to my Instagram.
1:58:07
Ace if you if you go to my Instagram it'll be easier to
1:58:09
find. Go to the link.
1:58:11
To. Auto culture excite and then in
1:58:14
this bio there's a link to the sub stack so you could just
1:58:17
click Zashi club or newsletter. I forget what it's drifting wiki
1:58:23
no go up discord. Blog.
1:58:26
Blog. Yeah.
1:58:27
And then you can just skip this part, I think.
1:58:32
And that's what that's what we got.
1:58:34
So you'll see up here there's wow, yeah, all these different
1:58:37
articles about that's that's the sub stack.
1:58:39
OK, I've never been on one. That's cool.
1:58:42
Yeah. So if you click in any of these,
1:58:43
you'll see it's you. Know kind of my writing I have a
1:58:47
song that goes with everyone that's sort of reading music to
1:58:50
go with it and then you know just sort of the the the
1:58:54
narrative there so damn yeah so this has been really fun for me
1:58:59
if you know if you're. Interested in it?
1:59:01
You know where to find me. So.
1:59:03
Oh my God, that kind of interesting?
1:59:06
Yeah. So this was like.
1:59:10
One graphic I did. Free, though.
1:59:11
We're just on here looking at this, yeah.
1:59:13
This is the free section you'll get to the.
1:59:15
Where the fuck is the paywall? You better.
1:59:17
Put a payroll on there's, there's, there's a paywall in
1:59:19
there, don't worry. And then the other thing if, if
1:59:24
you do support it and, you know, subscribe to a paid
1:59:28
subscription, there's special Discord channels that are all
1:59:32
for you to learn about. Like my process as I'm going
1:59:35
through this and I'm focused on sort of behind the scenes.
1:59:38
Dude, this is so sick. Yeah.
1:59:40
So I've been having an absolute blast.
1:59:42
With it, it's it's been a good time.
1:59:45
I'm signing up. Hell yeah.
1:59:47
Thank you Josh to Lee is probably.
1:59:49
Going to sign up too after years this.
1:59:51
Nice, this will be a. Chat I've been dropping it in
1:59:53
there so. They know I have my, you know,
1:59:58
weekly or biweekly. I call it nerd post.
2:00:00
That's cool, Nerd blog. Well, thanks for stopping by.
2:00:04
Jay Smalls, it was a pleasure having you again.
2:00:06
And it's always nice. To see you.
2:00:09
I had no idea you were going to be here this week.
2:00:11
Yeah, like, until maybe a couple days ago.
2:00:13
It was this surprise. I was like, yeah, he kind of.
2:00:16
He was coming. I'm trying to get.
2:00:17
Food on Wednesday I'm like, I don't have.
2:00:19
To get on the pot, I'm going to be on podcast, so but where?
2:00:21
Are we getting food? It's.
2:00:22
Up to you because you have the car, do you?
2:00:25
Want to get? Halal.
2:00:26
Guys, I'm trying to go to Adele's.
2:00:27
The Dells we could go. It's Wednesday.
2:00:31
I don't have. He's considered.
2:00:32
He's like. Ah, should I don't really have
2:00:33
to? Start work.
2:00:34
I'm going to leave the rest of it.
2:00:35
You fly I. Buy OK, let's go.
2:00:38
Thank you guys so much for listening.
2:00:39
Jay Smalls, It was a pleasure. Having you make sure to follow
2:00:42
excite dot JP as well as a Sizashi club for stuff that Jay
2:00:48
Smalls is doing many truck mommy get my Gmail.
2:00:51
Thank you guys so much for listening.
2:00:52
Good. Night, night.
2:00:57
It's a good time. I was going to have.
2:01:27
Well guys, that was another amazing episode today.
2:01:31
I. Am alone during this out show
2:01:32
because Malcolm is at a bachelor party in Florida, so if you're
2:01:36
in the Miami area this weekend, make sure you look out for that
2:01:39
guy. But yeah, that was a fun episode
2:01:43
Justin's an amazing person as always.
2:01:45
Great podcast guest. I actually told him he should
2:01:47
start his own podcast because he's got so much shit going on.
2:01:50
Why not just add another one? But yeah, so I don't know if you
2:01:54
guys heard at the end of the podcast, we were talking about
2:01:55
his his new endeavour through Auto Culture Excite.
2:02:01
He's basically, he basically started a sub stack and he's
2:02:06
deep diving into magazines and other drifting culture aspects
2:02:11
from back in the day. And yeah, it's just it's a
2:02:15
really cool sub stack. I'm actually looking at it right
2:02:19
now as we do this. And Eddie, let's just take a
2:02:23
little pause right, right quick because I got to see what.
2:02:25
Happened here. I don't know if it actually it
2:02:29
might have given me the access. Did it go through well?
2:02:34
I clicked the link again and. Yeah.
2:02:37
Wait, no, you're receiving free posts to get every post.
2:02:42
Upgrade. OK, I can.
2:02:43
Do it right now, I think. Let me just put my, oh, my
2:02:48
emails in there. OK.
2:02:49
All right, I'll just continue. All right, So I'm on his
2:02:53
Substack right now and it's. Auto Culture.
2:02:55
Excite dot. Substack.com and he's got some
2:02:59
plan options here. Annual monthly founding member.
2:03:03
That one sounds expensive. I'm going to sign up for this
2:03:07
because I we were taking a look at it at the end of the episode
2:03:10
and it seemed pretty interesting.
2:03:13
So I'm just going to so I didn't tell Justin I was doing this,
2:03:17
but I want to sign up real quick and get access to this.
2:03:22
Shit for a year because. I'm not a fan of those $5 a
2:03:26
month things, rather just pay a bunch of money upfront.
2:03:32
Let's see what happens here. Did you get it?
2:03:37
All right? Well, it worked.
2:03:41
I am part of Ace Sashi. I can't read that.
2:03:44
Justin Zashi, Sashi Ace Sashi Club.
2:03:52
All right. Cool.
2:03:54
Well. Anyway guys, check that out.
2:03:58
Justin's doing cool stuff. He's got a, he has vinyl
2:04:02
installs too. He does everything.
2:04:04
He does liveries, custom liveries, vinyl installs,
2:04:07
everything like that. So check them out.
2:04:10
He is currently living in Austin, TX.
2:04:13
So if you're in the area or you're down or you're a drifter
2:04:16
that's going down to events down there, he might be at one of
2:04:18
those knuckle up events. Tell him we said what's up.
2:04:23
All right, in other news, we have a raffle going on this
2:04:28
month. Today is the last day.
2:04:30
If you're, if you're a active podcast listener, you're you're,
2:04:33
this is going to help you if you listen to our podcast the day
2:04:36
after they come out. This is already old news, but we
2:04:39
are giving away a set of front and rear over fenders from
2:04:42
Origin Labo. So every $5 spent on the website
2:04:46
is 1 entry to win and it. If you're listening to this
2:04:50
later than July 2025, it doesn't matter because we're probably
2:04:54
still giving something something away on our website.
2:04:56
Just check the banners. Usually takes us a couple days
2:04:59
to figure out what we're doing. But it doesn't matter if you
2:05:03
spent money like let's say for next month, August, if you spend
2:05:06
any money on August 1st, you're going to be automatically
2:05:08
entered into the raffle once we figure out what we're doing.
2:05:11
So yeah, we're usually giving away products that are worth
2:05:16
anywhere from 1 to $2000. So yeah, just spend money on our
2:05:20
website. Faction merch is double points.
2:05:23
So if you're looking to get any Faction Motorsports merch or
2:05:28
products such as our new steering shaft bushing for 240SX
2:05:35
S13, and it does fit some other models as well.
2:05:38
But yeah, we just had a, what do you call it, stainless steel
2:05:42
steering shaft bushing manufactured in the USA.
2:05:45
So a little bit more expensive than the normal Chinese aluminum
2:05:48
ones that people offer, but it's pretty cool.
2:05:51
It's satisfaction Motorsports on it, and I think it's laser
2:05:55
engraved. So it's just a nice piece and
2:05:57
it's way sturdier than aluminum, obviously.
2:06:00
So yeah, just one of those little small upgrades for your
2:06:03
240 that we all end up doing at some point.
2:06:06
So check that out. We also have turboline kits.
2:06:09
We got a bunch of other stuff as well and we have been adding
2:06:14
some origin. Parts to the website day by.
2:06:16
Day because we we got a container recently and I did add
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some stuff in there that is not really normally available in the
2:06:23
United States such as the rear garnish panel on a S13 coupe and
2:06:30
A180SX. You guys are probably familiar
2:06:33
with the metal garnish that's underneath the tail lights.
2:06:36
So now we have that in fiberglass from Origin.
2:06:39
So you can, you know, feel a little bit better putting that
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on the car versus a nice expensive OEM piece.
2:06:47
Yeah, we got a couple of those in stock.
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We have a bunch of body kits in. Stock we are going through.
2:06:51
Them though we might have one of everything still, but it's.
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We're down to like. One of everything in in some in
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some categories like racing line and other body kits like that.
2:07:04
So if you want something, grab it fast while it lasts.
2:07:07
That kind of rhymed. I kind of like that merch
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update. I know our Patreon.
2:07:13
Listeners are waiting. For their merch bundles, we're
2:07:15
we apologize about that, but we are putting the order in or I
2:07:19
think the order has been in, but we are, we should be getting an
2:07:21
update soon on that and getting that stuff out to you guys.
2:07:24
If you don't know about our Patreon, check that out.
2:07:26
It's basically exclusive content.
2:07:29
It's kind of like the sub stack that we were talking about with
2:07:31
Justin's thing, but it's $5 a month, $10 a month, $15.00 a
2:07:35
month, whichever tier fits your budget, and you will get
2:07:40
different content based on that. You know what we got to?
2:07:42
We got to make some Patreon podcasts soon because it's been
2:07:44
a minute. But yeah, you get behind the
2:07:47
scenes access, different video footage conversations going on
2:07:50
in there. It's kind of just like a hangout
2:07:52
spot and it's mostly podcast listeners.
2:07:55
So if you guys want to talk about episodes and stuff, feel
2:07:59
free. That's pretty much all I got for
2:08:03
you today. I'm, you know, Malcolm's.
2:08:04
Not here. I got no one to bounce things,
2:08:06
idea ideas off of, but please check out our YouTube.
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If you're listening to this on YouTube and you're not
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subscribed, what the hell are you doing man?
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Come on, just hit the subscribe button, the like button, leave a
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comment, talk shit, whatever you got to do, just get it out.
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We're trying to grow our YouTube, so we appreciate it.
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And don't forget to check out our sponsors, East Coast Drift
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School, the best drift school around at the best track in the
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United States for drifting, Raceway Park, New Jersey.
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Make sure to check them out. They have a competition coming
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up this weekend. They just had another one last
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weekend. They're doing a bunch of cool
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stuff down there, so head up Chris Knapp and check that stuff
2:08:43
out. We have Limitless Auto Fab.
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They're doing all the bash bars and catch cans and other small
2:08:48
little products like that as well.
2:08:50
So check them out. We got their stuff on our
2:08:52
website and don't forget Chase bays for all your fluid dynamic
2:08:56
fluid products. I know that's not it, Eddie, but
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we're going to go with it. You know, they they make
2:09:02
everything, power steering, brake setups, brake booster
2:09:05
delete kits, which is a big thing.
2:09:07
So check their stuff out. We got them on our website as
2:09:11
well. People have been ordering a lot
2:09:12
of chase based stuff on the website, which I appreciate.
2:09:13
And we do have a coupon code by the way, it should be in the
2:09:16
show notes. We're also going to put Justin's
2:09:18
information in the show notes this time as well, so you can
2:09:20
check out his sub stack and get on there as well.
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If you haven't left a review or shared this podcast, please do
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that. Thank you for listening and
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we'll see you on the next one.