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Martha Stewart on Speed Dial (RHONY Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod
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  Speaker 3: with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and.
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  Speaker 4: Tamara Judge.
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  Speaker 2: Tamara, I felt like you today.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Well, actually, last night when I couldn't sleep, I went online...
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  Speaker 3: And I did like a full shopping because you know
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  Speaker 3: how none of my clothes fit me. And you gave
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  Speaker 3: me those couple pairs of jeans because they're bigger than
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  Speaker 3: our usual size. And like those fit me. But I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I have to go to Slate's Nationals back east.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't have like my standard like sweater pant.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like look.
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  Speaker 3: And so I went on Amazon. I'm not kidding. I
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  Speaker 3: bought like seven outfits.
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  Speaker 4: From Amazon.
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  Speaker 2: From Amazon.
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  Speaker 4: Way to go, girl. And I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: I'm hoping they all come at once and I can
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  Speaker 3: just fully pack them right from the Amazon package.
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  Speaker 4: The key to buying clothes on Amazon is if they
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  Speaker 4: come within two days... they're usually pretty good. If it
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  Speaker 4: takes like a week, if it takes like two weeks
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  Speaker 4: to a month, they're coming from China.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Mine came in a day.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Then they're probably pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Like I woke up this morning and I saw like
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  Speaker 3: 10 boxes outside and I was like, holy shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: If I see, like, if I go, oh my God,
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  Speaker 4: that is so cute. I did this yesterday. It was
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  Speaker 4: a funnel neck jacket. It was like drawstring at the
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  Speaker 4: bottom super cute and I'm like oh my god I
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  Speaker 4: love this.
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  Speaker 2: Did it have a zip right here because I bought
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  Speaker 2: it if so.
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  Speaker 4: It's a full zip but this one I put it
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  Speaker 4: in my cart and it's like it'll be here October
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  Speaker 4: 30th 22nd or something I'm like nope that's coming from
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  Speaker 4: China ain't happening.
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  Speaker 3: Nope taking too long and then I always read like
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  Speaker 3: what it says about like if it's going to be
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  Speaker 3: soft like I almost bought something and then realized it
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  Speaker 3: said wool has wool.
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  Speaker 4: In it and I was like nope that's a no
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  Speaker 4: I try to stay away from polyester.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I try to say polyester makes you stink.
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  Speaker 4: It makes me sweat really bad. It's not actually great
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  Speaker 4: for you.
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  Speaker 3: Also, I feel like I'm meeting with you later on today.
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  Speaker 3: So I have an interview with somebody. It doesn't matter who,
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  Speaker 3: but I have an interview with somebody. And there was
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  Speaker 3: a request not to wear any perfumes or strong scents.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So Eddie got this deodorant and he had it on
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  Speaker 4: and he doesn't wear a shirt to bed or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: And he has like arm out and I'm like, Oh
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  Speaker 4: my God, what is that smell? He's like, it's my deodorant.
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  Speaker 4: I go, no, put your arm down. I like, I
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  Speaker 4: will literally like want to vomit and like, I can't,
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  Speaker 4: I can't sleep.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: If I, if I put tanning stuff on me, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Hell no.
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  Speaker 3: I can't sleep all night long. Well, plus then it's
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  Speaker 3: also sticky. Once it becomes like a sticky thing for me,
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  Speaker 3: it's gone. But I was like, it's just a smell
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  Speaker 3: for me. I can't do the smells.
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  Speaker 4: I got a little heads up thing.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, am I going with Tamara to this?
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  Speaker 4: Between the smells and you slurping on your Diet Coke,
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  Speaker 4: I could literally like jump out of my skin. I know.
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  Speaker 3: I love to slurp on my Diet Coke. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: at least I'm awake. No, but I was thinking about you.
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  Speaker 3: And then I was also thinking about, because last night
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  Speaker 3: or yesterday, Cruz and his two friends came in my room.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sitting there watching New York and Cruz goes, do
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  Speaker 3: you notice anything about us? And I'm like that you're
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  Speaker 3: all dressed in Rams gear and you're going to go
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  Speaker 3: to the Rams game. And he goes, nope, I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to come a step closer. And then I was like, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: my gosh. Why'd you guys put on so much cologne?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: They must have been, like, bathing in that before they
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  Speaker 2: got ready.
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  Speaker 4: In the Axe. Are they getting in the Axe body spray?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even know if it's Axe or, like,
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  Speaker 2: the Michael Jordan brand.
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  Speaker 3: Like, there's guys with, like, little, like, balls on it,
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  Speaker 3: like football players, cologne, like all kinds.
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  Speaker 2: That's funny.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, and you guys all have the same
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  Speaker 3: one on.
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  Speaker 2: Like who are you trying to impress?
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  Speaker 4: I can't. The strong smells just literally throw me over
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  Speaker 4: the edge.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you would, Cruz would have thrown you right over
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  Speaker 2: the edge.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like a walking anxiety attack right now because I
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  Speaker 4: am using the tretinoin on my face and I got
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  Speaker 4: to stop it probably this, probably tomorrow because I have
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  Speaker 4: to have time for my skin to stop shedding for
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  Speaker 4: the reunion, right? I have to get a good week
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  Speaker 4: or so. In the meantime, I have, let's see, this
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  Speaker 4: is pain in the ass. I have so much like lotion,
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  Speaker 4: greasy lotion on my face that my hair keeps sticking
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  Speaker 4: to my face and my forehead itches. And I'm just like,
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  Speaker 4: I want to jump out of my skin.
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  Speaker 2: I would too. That's why I never do those.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm telling you, I cannot even explain the difference
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  Speaker 4: in my skin in just the two weeks I've been
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  Speaker 4: using it.
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  Speaker 2: And do you put it on morning and night?
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  Speaker 4: No, just at night.
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  Speaker 2: Just at night.
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  Speaker 4: I put pea size at night. And then I saw
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  Speaker 4: like this dermatologist online. And I guess because I'm using
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  Speaker 4: it and talking about it, of course, I get all
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  Speaker 4: these tretinoin or however you say it. And they're saying
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  Speaker 4: there's a new thing. You got to combine it with
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  Speaker 4: some kind of azelaic acid or something like that. And
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  Speaker 4: it's in a tube. Well, you can't buy it anywhere.
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  Speaker 4: It's sold out everywhere because it's such like the craze
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  Speaker 4: right now. Like you add the two of them together
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  Speaker 4: and it's supposed to be like, you have the best
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  Speaker 4: skin ever.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I need the best skin ever. I also need
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  Speaker 3: my roots done. I need all the things, but you know.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm going, look at this hair is so long
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  Speaker 4: and gross. I am going, look how long my bangs are.
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  Speaker 2: Your bangs are long. Your bangs are like the length
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  Speaker 2: of my hair.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to chop it.
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  Speaker 2: You're, You're going to chop all the hair off. No,
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  Speaker 2: you're not. Then you're going to put it right back.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I want something different for the reunion.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm thinking of kind of like a lob, like
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  Speaker 4: a longer, not like a short mom, like not like
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  Speaker 4: the Bob, like I had the fake one on the confessional,
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  Speaker 4: but I'm talking like more of a straight kind of messy,
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  Speaker 4: longer one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that would be cute. I like that. How many
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  Speaker 2: weeks out from the reunion are we?
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  Speaker 4: Can't say, but.
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  Speaker 2: Soonish.
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  Speaker 4: Soonish.
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  Speaker 2: Soonish.
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  Speaker 4: Soonish.
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  Speaker 3: OK, so we're going to get into the Real Housewives
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  Speaker 3: of New York.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. And it starts out where. Haley and Jessel
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  Speaker 2: are playing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know if you can say it playing
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  Speaker 3: because I don't think that Jessel hit it one time.
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  Speaker 3: Playing pickleball, which is kind of like when Haley played
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  Speaker 3: tennis in college until getting kicked off after her mugshot incident.
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  Speaker 4: So she got caught smoking pot and then she was
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  Speaker 4: arrested for that?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's when they decided that she couldn't be on
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  Speaker 3: the tennis team at college.
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  Speaker 4: I understand that. So she got arrested for smoking pot?
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  Speaker 2: I guess back then.
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  Speaker 4: Back then you got arrested, I guess. Yeah, I guess so.
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  Speaker 3: But to be perfectly honest, like Haley, the most relatable
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  Speaker 3: thing I've seen about you is having those eyebrows because.
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  Speaker 2: We all had them.
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  Speaker 4: We all had them.
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  Speaker 2: And I heard they're coming back and I'm- No, never happened.
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  Speaker 4: You know, Sophia does that once in a while. Like
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  Speaker 4: she's always, she's like, Way ahead with the fashion stuff. Like,
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  Speaker 4: she did the very thin, straight ones. I go, please
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  Speaker 4: stop doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then after she got her nose done, she's like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to stop doing that. I go, they're just
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  Speaker 4: not attractive. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They're not. I mean, mine were like this.
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  Speaker 3: So were Haley's. But, like, thin little circles. I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know how I got that shape. Because it's not
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  Speaker 3: like I was getting it waxed at that time. I
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  Speaker 3: was doing the hard work myself.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I will... Definitely brag about my eyebrows. I have
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  Speaker 4: good eyebrows. I have a lot of eyebrows. I will
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  Speaker 4: have like a unibrow if I do not. I shave
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  Speaker 4: my eyebrows. I don't even pluck them. I don't even
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  Speaker 4: like wax them. They grow so fast. And I would
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  Speaker 4: just have like a, just a unibrow if I let
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  Speaker 4: it grow for two weeks, if I let it grow.
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  Speaker 2: Well, hot.
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  Speaker 4: I know it's weird. My mom has zero eyebrows. Well,
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  Speaker 4: did you hear Jessel when the guy, like the coach
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  Speaker 4: or whatever you want to call him?
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  Speaker 2: Pickleball coach. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, OK, get your rackets. And she goes, I
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  Speaker 4: love a good racketeer. I'm like, do you know what
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  Speaker 4: that means? That's like illegal, like financial legal fraud.
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  Speaker 2: Every time she said anything this episode, truthfully, bothered me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to lie, which I hate when people
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  Speaker 4: say that. So why did I just say that? I'm
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  Speaker 4: not going to sugarcoat things. She mugs. She's bugging me
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  Speaker 4: this season so far.
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  Speaker 2: She bugs.
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  Speaker 4: It's a little bit trying too hard.
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  Speaker 2: It's giving trying too hard.
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  Speaker 3: So after they're done playing pickleball, which means Haley was
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  Speaker 3: hitting the ball and Jessel was just swinging things around,
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  Speaker 3: looking like a lunatic.
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  Speaker 4: I got a hole in my racket.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I do love that Haley doesn't put a
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  Speaker 3: spot of makeup on for this activity.
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  Speaker 4: I like her.
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  Speaker 2: I know. She's just raw.
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  Speaker 4: Like most of our housewives are just not like that anymore. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, um, She explains that she has an unconventional marriage,
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  Speaker 3: which allows her to be with women, not other men.
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  Speaker 3: And she digs into John Gossin's story and says her
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  Speaker 3: dad did Kate's tummy tuck.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure Kate wanted that out there.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm sure her dad's really excited about those HIPAA
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  Speaker 4: laws she just violated. Unless Kate came out and said
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  Speaker 4: who her doctor was, which probably did back then because
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  Speaker 4: she probably got it for free.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then they became close family friends and John started
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  Speaker 2: staying in the family house once they were separated. to
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  Speaker 2: avoid press.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing says close family friend. Like I'm going to sleep
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  Speaker 2: with your daughter.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, Johnny, daddy's got a yacht. Let's go
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  Speaker 4: on the yacht. I can't say that we won't get photographed.
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  Speaker 4: She's like princess Diana. I just love it. Um, But
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  Speaker 4: she also, Hayley did, like, get a little emotional. And
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  Speaker 4: she said that she thinks that her life would have
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  Speaker 4: been different had she not dated John and gone through
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  Speaker 4: everything she's gone through. Because I feel like she has, like,
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  Speaker 4: a little bit of, like, PTSD. And then she ended
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  Speaker 4: up marrying Ruben, which I don't think we're ever going
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  Speaker 4: to see this season. Because she felt like he was
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  Speaker 4: the safe choice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But then we come to find out. Well, we don't,
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  Speaker 3: can't even give it away. But what happens at the
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  Speaker 3: end of this episode for Scenes for Next Week involving Ruben, which...
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  Speaker 3: took me on a full ride I wasn't ready for.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that I watched the previews for next week.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe you'll refresh my memory.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: But then we go to Carol and Daisy, sit in
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  Speaker 4: the park and talk about Carol's sub stack. Is that
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  Speaker 4: part of her contract?
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  Speaker 2: Because of course they would. What else would somebody talk about?
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  Speaker 4: Do you understand that the season started out where she
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  Speaker 4: was writing her sub stack in the windowsill?
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  Speaker 2: It's like Luann. She can't find, she has a song
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  Speaker 2: for everything. Um, Carol has a sub stack for everything.
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  Speaker 4: When she was on our podcast, she talked about her
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  Speaker 4: sub stack. Um, Cara telling the girls that it's ghoulish.
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  Speaker 4: Like there was girls outside of like Carol, Carolyn Bessette's apartment.
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  Speaker 4: Did you hear her talk about that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, they were taking pictures out front. And I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 4: they do that at like, uh.
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  Speaker 3: Michael Jackson's house is right near mine and people take
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  Speaker 3: pictures out front all the time and leave flowers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's all, I told them that this is ghoulish.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, calm down.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, Carol, I hate to be the bearer of
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  Speaker 3: bad news, but those people that are taking pictures have
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  Speaker 3: zero idea who you are.
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  Speaker 4: Could you imagine owning the house that sucks in the
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  Speaker 4: city was Carrie Bradshaw's house? Have you walked past it before?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: So I think it was last year. It was when
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  Speaker 4: me and Gina went to the upfronts. And my girlfriend, Shelly,
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  Speaker 4: lives there part time. So she's like, let's go to
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  Speaker 4: this restaurant over here in this area. She goes, it's
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  Speaker 4: over where, you know, Carrie Bradshaw's house was. And I go, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I want to see.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: There's chains out there. Like, stay off, stay away. Some
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  Speaker 4: older guy owns it. He hates everybody out there taking pictures.
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  Speaker 4: And there was a ton of people out there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because that's the crazy thing between New York and L.A.
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  Speaker 4: L.A.
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  Speaker 2: Like full house. We could go see it any day
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  Speaker 2: we want. It's on set. Right. It's not like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: they have tours where you can go see all those houses.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They're not actually houses. They're like cardboard boxes.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we see that like Carol, she's super triggered about
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  Speaker 4: the love story. She's, I mean, she's been talking about
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  Speaker 4: it on every single episode. And I think it was
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  Speaker 4: like airing in real time, right? At the time that
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  Speaker 4: they were filming. Yeah. And she admits that Carolyn Bessette
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  Speaker 4: would find all of the New York girls annoying, especially Jessel. Well,
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  Speaker 4: I go as California girls too.
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  Speaker 2: So pretty much we're all Carolyn Bessette then.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: We all feel it.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I couldn't agree more.
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  Speaker 2: Then Daisy. And we're like, yep.
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  Speaker 3: But also, then Daisy is kind of trying to talk
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  Speaker 3: to her about it. And Carol's like, the way.
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  Speaker 2: That Jessel kept speaking about this.
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  Speaker 3: And then they did kind of like a flashback of
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  Speaker 3: all the things that Jessel said.
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  Speaker 4: She was obnoxious.
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  Speaker 3: It was really obnoxious. I would never say that about
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  Speaker 3: somebody who passed away.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter if it was.
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  Speaker 3: Five years ago, 50 years ago, if that person has like,
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  Speaker 3: and she's like smirking.
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  Speaker 2: And proud of herself for doing it.
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  Speaker 4: She's trying too hard. That's what it feels like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She's just trying way too hard. Now, Daisy was talking
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  Speaker 4: about how she's not attracted to her husband or she
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  Speaker 4: is like 50% of the time. And then when they
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  Speaker 4: get in fights, like he goes on Craigslist, looks place
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  Speaker 4: to move. And then she goes on Raya. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: and I think even Carol's like, wait, you're on Raya? Like,
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  Speaker 4: how are you on Raya? You've been married for like
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  Speaker 4: a decade, haven't you?
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  Speaker 3: I want to be like, whose picture did she use?
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  Speaker 3: Martha Stewart's?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I can't even get on Raya.
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  Speaker 4: That's so weird. But how old is Raya?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Raya's new-ish, I think.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so she must have joined while she was married.
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  Speaker 4: So my question to you is, who's getting divorced first,
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  Speaker 4: Daisy or Haley?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think Daisy was making a joke. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think she really goes on Raya. I mean, clearly she's
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  Speaker 3: got her son's tutors to step in when she needs them.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it started, oh, 2015 it started. So it has
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  Speaker 4: been a decade.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't think she's really going on Raya. But
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: then she's talking about his long hours.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: How about Carol? When they're walking, she's like, I went
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: to put gas in my 1982 Jeep. And it was $ 120.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: I so badly want to hear this was my husband's car.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: And this is I don't know why. Like, I feel
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: like was that her like husband's car? And that's why
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: she's held on to it for all these years.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, why do we still have this car?
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: Well, most people don't have cars in the city.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: I think she likes being able to have the control
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: to come and go as she pleases.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Well, you have feet and there's a subway. I think
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: she's afraid of giving up her office.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: She's not ready to give up. I mean, don't get
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: me wrong.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: I think it's kind of cool that she has this
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: old car.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: No, I like it too. Because you wouldn't suspect it.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: I want to hear some sentimental value of this car
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: that she has to staple the headliner.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: But yeah, she was shocked by gas prices. I'm like,
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: you should come to LA and try filling up your
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Tahoe or your Yukon or whatever ridiculous cars that we
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: have that take forever.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Oh no, we wait in line at Costco. Oh, when
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: I say we, that means I'm passenger. And Eddie's like, oh,
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: we got to get gas. Got to go out of
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: our way to go get gas at Costco. And I'm like, oh,
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: my God. I go, how much are you saving? Is
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: it worth waiting in line? If it's 20 bucks, don't bother.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Well, then I went for the very first because, you know,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: I don't drive. So for the very first time, I
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: went to a Costco gas center or whatever you want
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: to call it with Valley Guy. And the thing that
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: I didn't understand is there's no sides to, you can
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: park on either side.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: And then you can just pull the rope thing.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: The rope is really long.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Like it doesn't matter.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Just whatever spot you can get, you just stick it
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: right in there. I was like, you know, your gas
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: tank's on the other side. He's like, it doesn't matter.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. You know, that they just opened one
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: up close to my house, um, And it's like just
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: a gas station. There's no Costco there. It's a Costco
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: gas station. And there's like 40 stalls. It's like crazy. Wow.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: I'm like, it's going to put everybody out of business.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I didn't check the price afterwards.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Like I needed to know this.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: There's certain things I just don't check prices on. If
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: I go to the grocery store, I don't really check price. Oh,
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: one thing I check prices on. I refuse to pay
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: for pomegranate seeds. Those little, in a little cup.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Well, they end up being bad after two days anyway.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: They're bad after two days and they're five to seven
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: dollars for a little teeny tiny jar. I'm like, what?
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: A little plastic. What? And then it's like a crapshoot
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: because sometimes they taste bitter.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Sometimes they taste like alcohol.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Yes. So, you know, you never know.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: But then Jessel and Erica go to Daisy's apartment and
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: immediately make fun of her popcorn ceilings.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Um, okay. How like Daisy's cool with it.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Because it's been under rent control for 21 years. So
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: I cost as much as Jessel's beard removal.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: That was hilarious.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: Okay. So Eugene has had this house for 21 years.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: He has rented it. It is rent controlled. So I
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Googled it just to see like, what does that mean?
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Like as far as money. And they said, depending on
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: the size, it's anywhere from 3,500 to 4,200 a month.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my God, I would never get rid
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: of it either.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I mean, why would they?
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: I don't think they're rolling in the dough. I think he's,
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: you know, he probably makes good money. Does he own
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: a salon?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know. They've never said he's got private clients.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: He's got private late night clients, so.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: But even so, like all the apartments and stuff are
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: so small in New York. Like, hell yeah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: But also I'm trying to think, like, I don't think
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: that I have one friend That would have come into
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: an apartment that I live in and commented on my
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: popcorn ceilings.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: I feel like popcorn ceilings are coming back. I feel
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: like I grew up with them.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: It was almost OK when Jessel said it. Like I
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, of course, Jessel is going.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: To say it. Somebody helped her figure out to say that.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: And then she knew it was a shitty thing to say.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: But I was like, Erica.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Really? Well, Erica's like, there's something in your hair. Oh,
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: it's probably the popcorn ceiling. I think she was just
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: trying to be funny. I like Erica. I love her arms.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, physically.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Holy shit. She has got like the perfect for a
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: fitness girl, like the perfect physique in my eyes because
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: she is ripped, but she's not bulky.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. She looks great. She looks excellent.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Because when girls get too bulky through the shoulders and arms,
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: which I will never have that problem because I have
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: a really hard time building my arms.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Well, you know who does have that problem? Look how
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: thick my shoulders are.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, see, I have narrow shoulders. I just, even when
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: I did my fitness competition, it was very hard for
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: me to... to build my arms up, but they're just
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: so beautiful.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: She looks beautiful.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: But I also kind of, the way that she was
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: talking about it with Jessel and they were kind of
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: laughing about it, I thought it was kind of mean, girl.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I didn't like it. I didn't think it was funny.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: I don't really care. It's one thing if you're sitting
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: there and.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Daisy had just said, I can't believe this place still
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: has popcorn ceilings.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: And then you guys all make a joke about it.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: But at this point and moment, she has not said
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: anything about her popcorn ceilings to these two people.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's rude. I think it's rude.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I think it's rude.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: I think that she rolled with it. I mean, if
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: it's good enough for Martha Stewart, it's good enough for you, Jessel, okay?
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, if Martha Stewart can bring over the eggs
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: the next time she comes over to get glammed, then
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: y'all can shut the.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: F * * * up.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: What are your thoughts when Jaisal starts going in on Erin?
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: And then it turns into she's obsessed. She's Mariah Carey
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: obsessed with me. And I'm like, wait. And then she
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: brings up legal troubles. And I just thought, you know what?
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: This is such a bullshit. I mean, her name has
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: been in the news because there was some legal battle
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: about not paying rent because there was rats or something
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: like that. And she didn't want to pay.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, whatever.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: But okay, let's just say Erin is having financial problems. Jaisal,
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: does it make you feel good? To go after her
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: for that? Like to make fun of her because she's
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: having some kind of finance, which I don't think they are.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: The landlord who's suing her for rent and a manager
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: who's suing her for commissions.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: By the way, you get into this industry, people will
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: find reasons to sue you.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: But also I can't help it, but feel like Jessel
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: is coming in this season and trying to be a
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: little extra. Like I feel like every time she can get,
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: whether it's talking about Carolyn Bessette or popcorn ceilings, or Aaron.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: She cannot get enough. Like, she's trying to do that extra.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: But she's coming off obsessed with Aaron. And, you know,
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: I get it. On these reality shows, we don't see everything.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: And what is she obsessed about? What makes you think
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: she's obsessed?
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: I think she just thinks she's upset. Well, because right
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: now it seems like actually Jessel's obsessed with Aaron.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: But I think Jessel just wants somebody to be obsessed
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: with her.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: So she's like, oh, my gosh, you're just so obsessed
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: with me. I can't believe it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: But I mean, Jessel just dropping the reality blurb bombs,
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: you know, it's all like bloggers out there that are
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: doing this reality tea, reality blurb, all those just about
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: her finances. I just didn't think it hit right.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I think she.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Just looks like mean girl.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: And then Daisy explains how Eugene has private clients who
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: take his day until 9 p.m.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: And take up times on his weekend. And then the
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: girls are like, private clients.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet. Well, what about when Jessel even like
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: doubles down and insinuates Aaron's flood is insurance fraud?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: See, I thought that that was mean. And you know what?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Erica was in on it too.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, she was.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: The part where I thought they.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Were taking it too far, like they're talking about Aaron's
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: financial issues that they have assumed.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, oh, well, what about the fact
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: that she had a flood?
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Just all didn't know. So it was like, oh, oh,
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: was it insurance? Well, no shit. It's insurance. Her whole
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: house was flooded.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: It isn't. But she didn't do it for the insurance.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what she's insinuating. That's what she's insinuating. But
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: I don't think she did. She was heartbroken when that
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: happened to the house. She wasn't doing it to get money.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Right. Right.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: And she got we're going to have her on the
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: pod soon. And she got a lot of shit for talking,
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: being so upset about the house and the flood and
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: all that thing, all that. I would be just as
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: sad if our house in Big Bear was flooded and,
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: oh God, knock on wood, flooded and destroyed. And I
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: put so much into that and I remodeled the whole place.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: She just remodeled that. You put your heart, your soul,
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: you love it. And then to just be like, it's gone.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Now I got to start all over. Of course she's
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: going to be sad.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: And it's not like she made that big of a
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: deal about it.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: No.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: See, I would have made a way bigger of a deal.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Like, She's sharing, like, this shitty thing happened to the
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: house that, like, my family loves going to. Yeah.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: It just, I didn't like that they insinuated that she
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: did it for money.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I know. And I also don't like the insinuation.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Well, it was Jaisal that was leading that, so whatever.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: And then how about when Haley FaceTimes her mom, who
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: is just as interesting as she is? I have to
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: say that. Like, this woman was cracking me up. She's
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: literally like on the phone with her. She's on her,
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: in her confessional. And she's like, mom, I'm in my confessional.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: And then they go back and forth from the confessional
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: to her actually FaceTiming with her big boob mom. Lauren
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: is her name. And her mom, you know, calls during
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: the confessional. And then we got the both sides and
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: she's like, I gotta go. I gotta go.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: What about when she's like, I need to take up
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: queer birdwatching.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I think I'm going to join a group.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: I was going to ask you, what's your thought about
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: joining a queer birdwatching?
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: You know how I feel about hobbies.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Well, birdwatching.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I'm a big bear and sit in my front yard.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Million birds.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: But she goes, you can kind of see why I
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: am the way that I am. Like my mom can't
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: help herself. It's all about her.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Well, she said like growing up, she was the mom.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: And her mom was the child.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: And then her mom doesn't disappoint. I need more of
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: her mom. She's like, how do you think the boobs look?
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: And one, you couldn't really tell what the boobs looked
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: like because she had on a sweater.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: But two, she's like, mom, you just got them done.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I did not just get them done.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: And she's like.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: It was a year ago.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: It was less than a year ago.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my God. And then she's like, how's
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: the hair? And she's like, it's been better.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I like them too.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Too funny.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: We finally get some home time with Erica and her husband.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Okay, I was excited about this. Ankur, is that his name? Ankur?
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: So we get to meet Ankur and they have a
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: private shaft.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: As one would.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: And they own a private island called Mosquito Island. And
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: my first thought was like, why would you call it
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Mosquito Island? I don't ever want to go to Mosquito Island.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Listen, but I'm confused. Are they the richest couple to
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: ever be on Housewives?
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so. I think he's like a billionaire, right?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's cute enough.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: He's young.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: I wasn't expecting him to look like that. And he
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: was funny and like, kind of like gave her like tickle.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Like, I think they're going to be a great addition
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: because most guys at that level don't want anything to
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: do with housewives. They don't want their life private.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, I would imagine he probably won't film at
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: any of the group events fighting, but he'll film.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: He seemed like he was into it.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: He seemed like he was into it. Um, He like
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: made a joke how she had flour all over her face.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, oh no, and my new jeans
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: and blah, blah, blah.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: And do you see, I kept waiting for her, her
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: nipple to pop out of that shirt. I was like,
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: it had to have been taped. It had to have
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: been taped.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Well, it was taped with the mic on it. That's
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: the only reason it stayed up. I could see the
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: mic poking out.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Then we see her arm. She's just so ripped and lean.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my God. I love you.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I also didn't.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Realize they met because he came into one of the
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: studios when she was doing a workout class. Yep.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Get it. Get it, girl.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Now, we find out that she grew up in Texas.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Her dad was a doctor, but she had money growing up,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: but she never thought she was going to be as
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: rich as she is right now.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Never.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: And then she's got a surrogate, too. She's trying to
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: find a surrogate.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: They're trying to find a surrogate because Erica has certain
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: growths on her liver.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: So I guess estrogen will make the growths grow bigger.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: I've never heard of that. I'm not quite sure what
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: that is.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: I think that makes sense in regards to anytime you're
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: taking something to add like some kind of growth hormone
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: to anything, whether it's you're adding growth to your estrogen
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: or it's making something bigger and thicker. So, I mean,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I think that's why I'm not really allowed to take
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: anything like that.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: I can't take anything with growth hormone in it.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: But yeah, then they are talking about having the surrogate,
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: what they're going to do, what the timing is.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: And I'm interested.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, we've heard so many surrogate stories, but I
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: just feel like this one's different.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: This one's we're getting it because we haven't even gotten
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: to the surrogate yet. Yeah.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Normally, the surrogate is already pregnant and the baby's about
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: to come out.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: No, I'm here for it.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: I think they're a cute couple. I think they're a
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: great addition. And yes, they are the richest couple on
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Housewives ever.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: But do we feel, did she come in through Jessel?
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but you know how this show works.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Do you really come in through anybody?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but she just seems so buddy-buddy with Jessel.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm like, I need this to be because
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: she felt like she had to be, not because she's
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: liking what Jocelyn's saying and doing.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: But you know who is buddy-buddy? It's Daisy and Martha Stewart.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: When you can just call Martha Stewart up and go, hey,
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: can I substitute this for cornstarch?
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I see that. And she's like, oh yeah,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: of course you can.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Sure you can. Yeah, that's good. Well, what are you making? Well,
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: I'm making da-da-da-da. You're throwing a party? Yeah. Well, how
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: come I'm not invited? I'm like, oh my God, where's
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Martha Stewart been?
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, I'm out of eggs. And she's like, Oh, well,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I'll bring them on Monday.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: I love this.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I know. Like, just on speed dial, bring me some eggs.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Bring me some whatever, pies that are not in a box.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Let's do this thing. Right.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: We have Erin and Jessel sit down to hash things out. Yeah,
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: we have Erin and Jessel sit down to hash things out.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: The first thing that's noticed is when Jessel walks in,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Erin's like, oh.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: You're wearing big heels.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: She's like, well, what are you wearing? She goes, it's Saturday.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: I'm wearing flats.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: At 8.30 a.m.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: 8.30 in the morning. That's what I'm saying. When you
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: try too hard, nobody wants to see that.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's embarrassing.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Just put some sweats on. You're meeting at 8.30 in
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: the morning or whatever it was. And neither one of
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: them have a drink, mimosa, anything that would be appropriate
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: for the morning. And then they start talking about the
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: dermatologist that Erin swears said Jessel was rude. And then
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: we get to see a flashback of the actual dermatologist
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: filming with Jessel. And I'm like, oh, boy. Seriously?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I know. She's like, well, he filmed with me. Not
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: what he filmed with me, but, like, I still go
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: to him. I go to him. I go to him. Well,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: she went to.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Go film with him to make Aaron look like a liar.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: The conversation quickly devolves into Aaron calling Jessel a clout chaser.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: And then Jesse calling Aaron a one-man Ponzi scheme and
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: bootleg Houdini.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: I'm like, who is riding your lines?
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: You mean for Jessel?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, she came in with the notes app open.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I know. And was like, these are the 10 bullet
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: points I need to get done for today.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: It wasn't even like a conversation. Like, sit down and talk. Like,
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: I think Aaron was capable of sitting down and talking
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: and getting through this. But Jessel's like, I'm going to
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: come with my one liners. I'm going to come after
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: you and that, that, that, that, that. And then Aaron's like,
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: your middle name is twist manipulator. And Jessel's like, you
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: sound obsessed.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: She's like, you're just upset.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, the entire conversation, I feel like could have
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: easily been nipped in the bud.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: A hundred percent. But Jessel doesn't want that.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Jessel wants not one thing to do with it. Um, she,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: but then this is how I know that Jessel is
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: not coming up with this shit herself because she doesn't
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: know what it means.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: She doesn't know what it means. Aaron goes, what is
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: a Ponzi scheme? And Jessel couldn't answer. I got to
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: tell you, I'm not saying words that I can't give
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: you the definition.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: And what, what has she done to qualify as a
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Ponzi scheme?
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Nothing. That's the whole point. She's just trying to come
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: up with insults to throw at her.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: What does Jessel and her husband do for a living?
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Jessel is, I think, an event planner, and her husband
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: cooks at home and makes food blogs.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: And I don't know why I know this, but I
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: just heard that Jessel got all of her filler dissolved.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Jessel's in PR.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: PR. Right?
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: PR and events. Okay.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Did you know what Seder?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Seder? Is that what it's called?
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: I didn't know what that was either.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Passover Seder.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I've never heard of that before. I mean, I'm not
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Jewish either, but I've.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Never heard of that. My friends have it.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: But either way, the girls all go over to Daisy's parents'
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: home for Passover Seder. Happy Passover is Erica in booty shorts.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Haley's in a heat through top, which I'm pretty sure
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: if she would have showed the side, we would have
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: seen nip.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Cy doesn't even bother bringing a gift. And Jessel's two
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: hours late. Like happy Passover, everyone.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Can we just talk about how Carol pulls up in
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: her car? I was so happy to see her actually
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: drive that car. Yeah. And to Brooklyn or wherever they went.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: And she puts the cone on the roof of the
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: car because it's a cop hack. If you're parked in
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: an area... that maybe you shouldn't be. You put the
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: cone on top of your car and that means like what?
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: You have some in with the police department?
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I would have thought if that cone was
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: in front of the car or behind the car, that
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: would have made sense.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: But I've never seen a cone on top of a car.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't have hacks with the police department and
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: I have friends that are cops. So I don't know.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know that that's a good thing for you
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: to put out there that you have it in with
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: the police. Yeah, like, oh, I know this.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: I know this rule.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Then at dinner, Aaron tries to kind of explain what
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Passover Seder is.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: She did a pretty good job. And then she's like, ah, God,
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know at all. Well, I didn't understand the
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: hat thing. Like, what is that?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Well, they didn't they never let her finish what she
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: was actually saying.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: They're mean to her.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Who was even nice to her?
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: No one.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: She's getting the same edit as Heather Dubrow got this
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: year at the very beginning. Heather's good now, but at
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: the beginning, like everything she said, everybody was annoyed.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Know who we're not seeing?
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Psy.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: I love Psy, too. No, we haven't yet seen too
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: much of her. I mean, we see her at the party.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: We just don't see her engaging as much.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: As she normally does. Yeah, because she's supposedly friends with Jessel.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: So remember... We I don't know.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: I think Aaron used to be close to Cy. It
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: just all feels a little weird. But they dress up.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Cy is given flies. Erica is giving frog. Carol is
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: giving darkness. Haley is hail. But Aaron wanted to give
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: her lice. And this part made me so uncomfortable. She goes, well,
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: then I'll just go over and give it to your
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: entire family and.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Give it to your children. And she goes like this.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: She goes, oh, jokes.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, that hurt or something like that.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Like making fun of her. Oh, that really hurt.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Just like mocking her and making fun of her. So
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: these hats were about plagues. This is like a Bible.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know anything about this. So excuse me.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Apparently they're following along with a biblical story that is
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: all about different plagues that happened.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: The 10 plagues of Egypt, which are.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Just, you know, it's a biblical story.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: Well, that's all we need to know. We need to
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: get into it.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Well, the episode ends great. Erin is a genius. Erin
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: gifts Haley a jam of the month gift to dig
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: at Haley for calling her boring. She called her what?
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Strawberry jam. And Haley didn't get it. It's like you
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: called her strawberry jam because she was boring. Like nobody
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: wants the strawberry jam. By the way, I like strawberry
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: jam on the table. Aaron says, I'd rather be boring
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: than break up a marriage of a man who had
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: eight children.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: And then it's... And then you see, like, Haley looks frightened. Well,
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: they did give her that scene.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: They did give her that scene early on where she
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: explained herself, which was nice. Well, basically what she was
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: saying is John was already split up from Kate when
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: he came to stay at their house. And then somehow
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: she ended up dating him. And then she got accused
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: of breaking up the marriage when it was already broke up,
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: but they had to do it on the down low.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Like he had to stay over there because he didn't
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: want the public to know that they were split up.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: So she had the ability to explain it. And then
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Aaron goes and throws that. Right.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: This is about. Yeah, I guess, I guess you're right.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, she already explained it. And then, so,
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: so now Aaron's going, well, I didn't break up a
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: marriage with the eight children talking about Kate and John Gosling.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: And then I didn't, I don't remember what the preview
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: is for next week.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: What is it? No, that was it. That was what
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I was, I was talking about. Oh, okay.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: I was talking about the jam thing. This is also
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: what kind of confuses me. Aaron's like, I'd rather be
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: called anything other than boring. And do you think that
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: people don't want to be, I mean, from someone who's
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: been called boring. you know, I'm just so proud of it.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: And it made me cry. What is everybody's issue with boring?
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Is it because if you're boring, you're not going to
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: be on the television show?
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: I don't think Aaron's boring at all. So it's not
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: even like a valid statement. I think if you're boring,
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: like you just don't work out for reality TV. And
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: being boring isn't a bad thing. Like being not being
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: good for reality TV is probably a good thing. It
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: means you're normal.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: It means you're normal.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: But I think if of all the people giving the
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: most so far this season, it has been Erin. Well,
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: she's having to defend herself every which way. But I
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: like when she said, and yeah, it's bougie jams.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: It was just such a smart move.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Now I need to know who Haley is actually married to.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Why aren't we going to see him? Ruben.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: She's married to Ruben.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but I need more. I need more. Um,
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: and he's the safe option. So does that mean he's old? Like,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: is he like an old man? He's just there to
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: take care of her.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: I feel like he's older and rich. I don't know
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: why I feel that way. Um, Haley said she did PR.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: Is she still doing PR, Haley?
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: I think, no, because she made it sound like she
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: was an intern back when she did it because she
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: said all the stories were about her and John and
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: she had to staple them together and pass them out.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah. She was like when I was an intern.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I think we need to learn more
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: about that relationship.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's still, now she owns her own PR company.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, good for her.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: She's young, too. 39?
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Which still shocks me every time.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Well, you know what? Without makeup on, like she filmed
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: in one of these scenes, you could see that she's young.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: I just think when girls, like, do the lips and
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: all that, it's just.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: But, I mean, I thought it was a good episode. I.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: I think it's great. I think that New York is back, baby,
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: and I think they're amazing. And if you're not watching,
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: you should.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Um, Brynn's posting up a storm, by the way.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: I saw something about that.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she is. She's not taking a breath. She's posting away.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Just pretty much just like, she's too good for this shit. Like,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I moved on.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Well, if you moved on, move on. You don't have
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: to tell us you moved on.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: That's like going on social media and saying, I'm taking
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: a break from social media.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just take the break.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Just take the break.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, did you see somebody posted this and
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: it seriously made me laugh. They're like, when somebody cries
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: on Instagram and they make a mistake, do they do
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: it again? Because you know how when people talk to
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: the camera and they're crying and then like.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: I've only done that one time and it was shown
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: in the first episode.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: This season?
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's when I had that chemical peel or the
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: CO2 laser and the blue peel on my face. And
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: my face swole all up and all that. And Vicky
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: was going out there and talking about my daughter and
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: my marriage and all kinds of stuff on her podcast.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: And I was obviously on pain pills because I had
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: a brow lift. It was the most painful thing I've
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: ever had done.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Not the brow lift.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: The brow lift was the most painful thing I've ever
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: done in my life.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, the brow lift was more painful than... Horrible.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: Horrible.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: So it was a brow lift different than an upper bluff. Yes.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Okay. So I'm confused.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: So an upper bluff is your eyes. Brow lift is
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: where they go in through your scalp and go in
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: and pull the muscles up and slice you open. I
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: got sliced open in four different areas. And then they
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: pull the muscles up to just raise your brow because
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: my eyebrows were getting heavy. And when I did the
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: lower face lift, I didn't obviously do the upper. So
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: I was due anyways. And I just remember... going on
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: there and just being like, leave me alone. I don't
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: know what you want from me. Like, why are you
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: talking about my kids? Like, if you want my job,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: you can have it. Like, just leave me alone. And then,
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: of course, they show it.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. They're like, great.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: But that's the only time I cried, I think, on Instagram.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think I've cried on Instagram. I'm not
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: that active.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: I'm not that active.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: You're not. You don't show a ton of your real
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: life on there.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: No.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I'm kind of over Instagram. Like, I like to post, like, yeah,
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: I like to post my outfits. I like to post, like,
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: I wear a big bear once in a while. I
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: like to post the dogs. But I'm not one that's
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: just going to pick up the phone and go, hi,
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: today I'm blah, blah, blah. I wish I could be,
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: but I just, I have this, I just don't care.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I like, I don't know.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: I think I like watching some of the information that
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: I get from Instagram Reels.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Like they'll be like, what's the best documentary out
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: this week? And I love to hear those types of real.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But as a reality person, like I, of course,
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: share our favorite products and things like that. There are
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: some people that are nonstop doing TikToks.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Those shall remain unnamed.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: You have a computer box that looks like a computer.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Or they're constantly on there just sharing things and talking
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: into like the Bethany Frankels of it all. Like they
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: just get on there and just ramble.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I have to say, I liked Bethany Frankels.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Some of her stuff's good.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Some of it's like her Burning Man content.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed it. I needed to know.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Because, like, some people have asked me before, like, would
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: you go to Burning Man? And I'm always like, I
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Like, I always look at it like it was Coachella.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: You're like, absolutely not.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Now I've watched it. There is not a chance in
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: hell anyone could force me to do that.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Paris Hilton goes every year.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: I know. Is it like a.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Spiritual thing?
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't get it. There's different tents
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: for different things.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: By the way, I go camping. I haven't been in
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: a while, but we would go camp. Trailers, not in
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: a tent. And out in the dunes. And sometimes there
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: will be a windstorm. And it is fucking miserable.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: You have to go in your trailer and you can't
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: come out until it's done.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: This whole thing is a blizzard.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: And you're in the middle of the freaking desert.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: By the way, why don't they change it to a
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: different time of the year?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: And it's not 150 degrees in a sandstorm.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: I mean, is the desert busy in January?
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think they just go in and put
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: in all the new artwork.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: But I don't know what else its job is there
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: other than to have Burning Man.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Orgies.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: I think they have orgies.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: But only during Burning Man. I don't think it's the
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: common orgy spot.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Throughout the year. Hey, let's go out where they have
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Burning Man and have an orgy.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Let's drop some molly and have an orgy in the wind,
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: the sand.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: But yeah.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Well, thanks for tuning in, guys, for another episode of
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Two Teas in a Pod with me and Tamara.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: We will be back tomorrow.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: See you tomorrow.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back.