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- 0:32Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is from baseball, and we
- 0:35Speaker 1: start out at the town of Wrigleyville in Chicago, the
- 0:40Speaker 1: North side of Chicago, not the baddest part of town,
- 0:43Speaker 1: the richest part.
- 0:44Speaker 3: Of town, well at least in that part of Chicago,
- 0:46Speaker 3: and the.
- 0:47Speaker 1: Much bally hood opening act of the Trek Schooble two
- 0:52Speaker 1: month run in Dodger Blue as he put on his
- 0:56Speaker 1: new laundry at the Friendly Confines, NAT. Did you watch
- 0:59Speaker 1: this game? It was a National TV game on Turner.
- 1:03Speaker 1: Did you you were not watching? Okay, you might have
- 1:05Speaker 1: missed it. The Chicago Cubs doing the old Chubby Cubby.
- 1:11Speaker 3: The Cubs get here done playing the role of spoiler.
- 1:13Speaker 1: There they beat the Doyers five to one at Wrigley Field, Chicago,
- 1:18Speaker 1: spoiling spoiler alert, spiler alert trek Scoobel's Dodger debut as
- 1:25Speaker 1: the much anticipated performance ends up on the defeat side
- 1:31Speaker 1: of the Ledger. Schoobel delivered a quality start, not the
- 1:35Speaker 1: greatest start of all time. He at a couple runs,
- 1:38Speaker 1: four hits over six innings. He walked to struck out
- 1:41Speaker 1: six eighty five pitches. That's it, eighty five pitches, fifty
- 1:45Speaker 1: one of them for strikes. If you're keeping score at home,
- 1:47Speaker 1: and if you are, get a life, all right, So
- 1:49Speaker 1: Dansby Swanson. He tied the game with his seventeenth home
- 1:54Speaker 1: run and the Cubs ended up gaining the go ahead run,
- 1:57Speaker 1: which is all they would need, even though they scored
- 2:00Speaker 1: more after that on an infield single by mister Horney
- 2:05Speaker 1: himself Horner. And that was that, as the Cubs get
- 2:10Speaker 1: the win. The better story, though, is in the losing
- 2:12Speaker 1: locker room, and that is where we will go. As
- 2:16Speaker 1: it's all about the performance of the starting pitcher. There
- 2:19Speaker 1: many upset the baseball purists furious about the debut of
- 2:26Speaker 1: schoobl and everything that is involved in it. And that
- 2:30Speaker 1: is a good jumping out points to let us discuss
- 2:32Speaker 1: the question.
- 2:33Speaker 3: We'll keep it simple.
- 2:34Speaker 1: What are your opening impressions? Your opening impressions on Trek
- 2:39Speaker 1: Scooble in a Dodger uniform. So I've got plastic forks,
- 2:46Speaker 1: Mount Kilimanjaro and organic carbon and we will combine all.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Of these things together.
- 2:54Speaker 1: We're going to have some delicious deep dish pizza and
- 2:57Speaker 1: that really good Chicago popcorn. Our buddy Tree in Chicago
- 3:01Speaker 1: hooked us up with that popcorn. It was delicious, so
- 3:04Speaker 1: solid popcorn town, Chicago, and pop goes to Dodgers in
- 3:09Speaker 1: the Windy City here. So my first thought was, as advertised,
- 3:14Speaker 1: wasn't the greatest, wasn't bad? Was solid professional pitcher? Uh,
- 3:19Speaker 1: this is not some drabbroni out of him. Rather obviously
- 3:22Speaker 1: we knew that when he pitched Scooball for the Detroit Tigers,
- 3:25Speaker 1: he pitched like he had mainlined, mainline rocket fuel. Was
- 3:33Speaker 1: coming out there on adrenaline and throwing some high octane
- 3:37Speaker 1: on almost every throw early in the game. And he
- 3:42Speaker 1: had that vibe you know when you ever changed jobs.
- 3:45Speaker 1: I haven't changed jobs in a while. I've done some
- 3:47Speaker 1: side jobs while I've worked here. And when you work
- 3:50Speaker 1: somewhere new, you always want to impress your new coworkers, right,
- 3:54Speaker 1: you want that good first impression, so that that fibe,
- 3:56Speaker 1: like Schoobol went, there's I got to impress these people.
- 4:00Speaker 1: I don't know these people, they don't know me. So
- 4:01Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna try to
- 4:02Speaker 1: impress my new co workers. And he racked up thirteen whiffs.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Now that's not thirteen strikeouts. That's swing back, I swing bat,
- 4:11Speaker 1: I saw wing badah, and that's what that is. Scooble
- 4:14Speaker 1: serving up mostly flamon on the mound, and the Dodgers
- 4:21Speaker 1: the new coworkers said, you know, we're not We're not
- 4:24Speaker 1: into that right now. We only brought the plastic forks.
- 4:27Speaker 1: That's all we have. Why do you only have the
- 4:30Speaker 1: plastic forks? You should have the nice silverware. What's wrong?
- 4:33Speaker 1: Would you?
- 4:33Speaker 3: Shame on you?
- 4:35Speaker 1: And so while at times Scooble pitched like a man possessed,
- 4:39Speaker 1: not consistently throughout the game. Even we gave up a
- 4:41Speaker 1: couple of runs the Dodgers while he was possessed on
- 4:44Speaker 1: the mound. The Dodger hitters were just depressed when they
- 4:49Speaker 1: were trying to hit cup pitching there, and you look
- 4:52Speaker 1: at this and some big name players on this Dodger
- 4:54Speaker 1: team right now, in this moment, they've lost five in
- 4:57Speaker 1: a row, got their balls kicked in by the Red
- 5:00Speaker 1: over the weekend. Now the Cubs have kicked their butt
- 5:02Speaker 1: two games in a row, and in this moment, we
- 5:05Speaker 1: have to worry about today show. In this moment, the
- 5:08Speaker 1: Dowyers are paying Champagne money for tap water results is
- 5:13Speaker 1: what they're doing here right out of the tap in Flint, Michigan.
- 5:16Speaker 1: The quality of the performance. And you look around there
- 5:19Speaker 1: and they're getting a lot of squad douche, a lot
- 5:22Speaker 1: of squad douche. Mookie betts Man right now, he stinks
- 5:27Speaker 1: and the catchers are both hurt, so they got some
- 5:29Speaker 1: scrubs they traded for at catchers, so they're not getting
- 5:32Speaker 1: much there. Kyle Tucker did have home run. He just
- 5:36Speaker 1: carries himself and it's really hard to do. Kyle Tucker
- 5:39Speaker 1: always looks like he just doesn't really give a crap.
- 5:42Speaker 1: It's fascinating, like you could get you think occasionally it
- 5:45Speaker 1: would appear like he's trying, like putting some effort out.
- 5:48Speaker 1: He always has that vibe like I don't give a crap,
- 5:51Speaker 1: you know, I'm getting paid. I'm just going through the motions. Man.
- 5:55Speaker 1: Tremendous outfield defense by Tucker. I think I lost. I
- 5:59Speaker 1: last saw that type of defense when I was watching
- 6:01Speaker 1: a Little League game a while back. My good. So.
- 6:05Speaker 1: And in the end, yeah, Trek Scooble ended up eating
- 6:08Speaker 1: a Hogi. He had the Hogi of defeat that was
- 6:11Speaker 1: served to him here. And the Dodgers have never won
- 6:14Speaker 1: a start by Trek Schooble. Can you believe that, in
- 6:17Speaker 1: the history of the franchise, they've never won a game
- 6:19Speaker 1: started by Trek Scooble. Fascinating? Yeah, so, and this is
- 6:24Speaker 1: again a microcosm of why you should not be having
- 6:29Speaker 1: a hissy fit, you dopes. Everyone up in arms. Oh
- 6:33Speaker 1: my god, Schooble does not guarantee anything. He went out,
- 6:36Speaker 1: had a solid professional start and he lost. So the
- 6:43Speaker 1: contract size, the name on the back of the uniforms,
- 6:45Speaker 1: as the late great Tommulasorda used to rant about back
- 6:48Speaker 1: in the day, it's all good, nice stuff. In modern times,
- 6:52Speaker 1: you look at a tablet, you look at your phone,
- 6:54Speaker 1: you say, oh man, that's some big names. I've heard
- 6:55Speaker 1: of those players here. That's pretty good. It's not like
- 6:58Speaker 1: they spot you three runs. Because you have the bigger
- 7:01Speaker 1: sexy names on the team, you still have to go
- 7:03Speaker 1: out and you play to win the game. And right now,
- 7:07Speaker 1: the opponent, the way Mookie Betts is playing, and Tucker
- 7:10Speaker 1: and the catching position, the opponent right now is on
- 7:13Speaker 1: the power play, and the Dodgers are, despite their money,
- 7:16Speaker 1: shorthanded on a nightly basis, all right. Meanwhile, staying with
- 7:20Speaker 1: that theme, prior to his first start as a Doyer
- 7:26Speaker 1: at Wrigley Field there in Chicago, Trek Scoobel defended the Dodgers,
- 7:32Speaker 1: much to the chagrin of people having a hissy fit
- 7:35Speaker 1: over this the blockbuster trade that happened the other day
- 7:38Speaker 1: from Detroit. He argued that the criticism of the Blue
- 7:42Speaker 1: Crew misplaced a Schooble said quote. Every team could have
- 7:47Speaker 1: traded for me, he said, and other clubs simply chose
- 7:51Speaker 1: not to match the Dodgers' offer to the Detroit baseball team. Schooble,
- 7:57Speaker 1: praising the Doyers known to spoil. They're pampered baby players
- 8:03Speaker 1: more than any other team, and so he's celebrated the
- 8:07Speaker 1: organization for how they do things here they say, oh,
- 8:10Speaker 1: they do all the right things, he said, that's a
- 8:11Speaker 1: quote pointing to player development, winning culture, a commitment, you know,
- 8:17Speaker 1: the extra private plane these elitist players get when they're
- 8:20Speaker 1: on the road, God forbid, they hang around the unwashed,
- 8:23Speaker 1: all that stuff. So his comments came after and this
- 8:27Speaker 1: is going on, This is still going on. It's bubbling up.
- 8:31Speaker 1: What is this the criticism, the complaints it's not right?
- 8:37Speaker 1: Boooo who the Dodgers are ruining baseball?
- 8:40Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Yeah, that nonsense which continues and still still banging the
- 8:49Speaker 1: drum complaining here fans and bots and the algorithm pointing
- 8:56Speaker 1: towards this is not right, no trust, just no peace
- 8:59Speaker 1: because the Dodge traded for another good player. It's not right,
- 9:02Speaker 1: it's not right. And people saying that Schooble should have
- 9:07Speaker 1: just kept quiet, apparently not allowed to talk. I guess
- 9:09Speaker 1: because I didn't like what he said, so you got
- 9:11Speaker 1: to shut up.
- 9:12Speaker 3: That's usually how that works.
- 9:14Speaker 1: And the classless comments, all of that, all of that stuff,
- 9:19Speaker 1: and he kind of dismissed the noise, and that created
- 9:25Speaker 1: more problems for the people that think this is a
- 9:29Speaker 1: war crime, that there should be some kind of tribunal
- 9:32Speaker 1: against the Dodgers. All right, question, what has the Tarik
- 9:36Speaker 1: Schooble trade to the Dodgers exposed among baseball fans? What
- 9:43Speaker 1: is this exposed? So, after a minutes long Mallard deliberation
- 9:47Speaker 1: of the available information, we have determined that the Schooble
- 9:51Speaker 1: trade has exposed extreme soft serve candy Land raised the
- 9:58Speaker 1: younger generation of baseball candy Land. It's pathetic. I really
- 10:04Speaker 1: am truly embarrassed, Like it was like, come on, you're
- 10:07Speaker 1: making us all look bad. Do you realize you're making
- 10:09Speaker 1: all of us look bad? Do you understand that you're
- 10:11Speaker 1: bitching and you're complaining? Is unbecoming? What happened to you? Seriously?
- 10:18Speaker 3: Who hurts you as a fan?
- 10:21Speaker 1: Pathetic subset of cry babies, cowards and clowns. The people complaining.
- 10:30Speaker 1: I think the Dodgers are some kind of horror movie
- 10:33Speaker 1: and they can't get out of it. They're in it
- 10:36Speaker 1: instead of approaching it the right way, like this is
- 10:38Speaker 1: the boss level. That's the way you approach it. It's
- 10:41Speaker 1: the boss level here, and that's it you inherited if
- 10:45Speaker 1: you're complaining about the Dodgers. I hate to be the
- 10:47Speaker 1: bearer of bad news, but you inherited a loser mindset.
- 10:51Speaker 1: You're a loser. I would recommend returning that mindset, exchanging it.
- 10:57Speaker 1: If you can't return it, get some store credit because
- 11:00Speaker 1: it's not right. It's oh La is the big bad
- 11:04Speaker 1: Wolf of baseball? Okay, I agree. I agree. They've got
- 11:07Speaker 1: a lot of big names, so much like the big
- 11:09Speaker 1: bad Wolf of baseball. Go out there and blow the
- 11:12Speaker 1: house down. That's how legends are made. That is how
- 11:17Speaker 1: legends are made. And all these people again cry babies,
- 11:21Speaker 1: cowards and clowns who are complaining about the Dodgers, I
- 11:24Speaker 1: recommend grab a medelo. Remember the slogan back in the day.
- 11:28Speaker 1: You gotta have that fighting spirit. You gotta unlock the
- 11:30Speaker 1: fighting spirit and stop your whining, you pathetic piece of crap. Seriously, right,
- 11:37Speaker 1: go to Tanzania. Go there Mount Kilimanjaro. Go over to
- 11:41Speaker 1: Mount Kilimanjarro and climb it. Don't complain it's too high.
- 11:46Speaker 1: They should cut down Mount Kilimanjarro. It's too I can't
- 11:50Speaker 1: climb that. Oh my god, it's too big a mountain.
- 11:53Speaker 1: O boo. That's how stupid you sound.
- 11:58Speaker 3: You don't even realize how.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Dumb you are. You Dingleberry, you dumbo. Seriously right, as
- 12:07Speaker 1: the eighties rock band poison pointed out, every rose has
- 12:11Speaker 1: its thorn. Every rose has its thorn. So find the
- 12:16Speaker 1: Dodgers thorn and twist it. If you're in that mind,
- 12:20Speaker 1: twist it, embrace the suck, and go out and beat them.
- 12:25Speaker 1: They're not invincible. Toronto almost beat them in the World
- 12:28Speaker 1: Series last year. If the Yankees hadn't been incompetent, not
- 12:32Speaker 1: know how to play defense, they could have made that
- 12:34Speaker 1: a six or a seven game series. They didn't, but
- 12:38Speaker 1: they had talent. They had star power there, the Yankees,
- 12:41Speaker 1: and they botched the ball in that World Series a
- 12:43Speaker 1: couple years ago. So this whole woe is Me mindset.
- 12:50Speaker 1: Come on, go get some sunlight, touch some grass, get
- 12:53Speaker 1: some electrolytes, grow a spine, get some hair on your chest.
- 12:57Speaker 1: My God, grow some balls. Seriously, it's not fear the
- 13:01Speaker 1: Dodgers of God and beat him. Go out and beat him.
- 13:04Speaker 1: Find a way. That's the story. That's the story. Like
- 13:09Speaker 1: the famous store of David versus Goliath. You would say, well,
- 13:12Speaker 1: David should not have to fight Goliath. Well, the reason
- 13:14Speaker 1: it's to make sure see up checked Goliath. Hey, ap
- 13:17Speaker 1: checked Goliath. The Dodgers of Goliath beat him. You losers,
- 13:21Speaker 1: go and beat him, and then you'll celebrate, You'll have
- 13:24Speaker 1: an orgasm, you'll be so excited.
- 13:27Speaker 3: Instead, it's all we're.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Scared of the fire breathing Dodgers. Oh man, the boogey Man,
- 13:33Speaker 1: the boogey Man. So if that's your mindset, go play pickaball,
- 13:38Speaker 1: Go play pickleball or tennis. Do that.
- 13:41Speaker 3: Baseball's not for you. It's not all right.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Meanwhile, the last word, we go to the Bronx and
- 13:47Speaker 1: I believe Jesus Christ arrived at Yankee Stadium last night.
- 13:51Speaker 1: George Lombard Junior. No, oh, okay, Well, a lot of
- 13:56Speaker 1: hyph for this guy. He much anticipated debut. The story, though,
- 14:00Speaker 1: is he had a home run you know Whoope Dando
- 14:03Speaker 1: in his Yankee debuts. So I guess he's now the
- 14:04Speaker 1: next Derek Jeter, Babe Ruth. All that stuff to me.
- 14:07Speaker 1: The better story, the more compelling story with the Yankees,
- 14:09Speaker 1: is Anthony volpi So I want to pivot over there
- 14:13Speaker 1: for the last word.
- 14:14Speaker 3: Now, Anthony Volpey is not a major league player.
- 14:16Speaker 1: He's a Triple A player who was demoted to Scranton Wilkesbury.
- 14:19Speaker 1: The Reil writers of the Triple A Baseball operation there
- 14:24Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania. I saw Anthony Volpi the one WUSS game
- 14:30Speaker 1: that we attended there with the Leprecaun and Matt Kay
- 14:35Speaker 1: and the guys there in Worcester.
- 14:37Speaker 3: They were the road team.
- 14:38Speaker 1: So he got to see Anthony vaultany throw out me
- 14:40Speaker 1: throw out the first pitch there. Very impressed. I'm sure
- 14:43Speaker 1: he was very impressed. So Volpi has been said down
- 14:46Speaker 1: and Volpi's case has become a major flash point in
- 14:51Speaker 1: this debate over how team should develop there prospects. You
- 14:57Speaker 1: know how I feel of prospects. So this has become
- 15:00Speaker 1: i'm a big talking point. And there's this whole conversation
- 15:02Speaker 1: about balancing confidence with young players and opportunity and accountability
- 15:09Speaker 1: and all these big words like flexibility and expectations, having
- 15:13Speaker 1: realistic expectations, all of this stuff. Now many pundits are
- 15:16Speaker 1: blaming Brian Cashman and the Yankees for having unrealistic expectations
- 15:22Speaker 1: before Volpi had earned those unrealistic expectations, complaining about that,
- 15:28Speaker 1: and well, you know, it's not really his fault. That's
- 15:31Speaker 1: the part to me, that's the interesting. Like there's a
- 15:34Speaker 1: number of pundits like Volpi's Yeah, he's in the minor leagues,
- 15:36Speaker 1: it's not his fault, though it is not placing much
- 15:40Speaker 1: of the blame on the organization that their decisions, and
- 15:45Speaker 1: it's not solely on the fact that Volpi hasn't been
- 15:47Speaker 1: able to play at a high level, either defensively or offensively.
- 15:51Speaker 1: So three years later.
- 15:55Speaker 3: He was given the.
- 15:55Speaker 1: Starting job for three consecutive years. Now this year obviously
- 15:59Speaker 1: not the case. He has been demoted again to the prospect,
- 16:02Speaker 1: to the minor league, the prospect scrapyard, and another guy
- 16:05Speaker 1: who was jumped over him, leap frogged over him. George
- 16:10Speaker 1: Lombard Junior, took over at shortstop, hit a home run
- 16:13Speaker 1: in his you know Yankee, you know first Yankee hit
- 16:17Speaker 1: there in the Bronx and the dramatic shift in the
- 16:20Speaker 1: plans for the New York Yankees. So the question, does
- 16:24Speaker 1: Anthony Volpi get some kind of government pardon from blame
- 16:30Speaker 1: because he was set up to fail by the New
- 16:33Speaker 1: York Yankees? Not really his own fault, not really his
- 16:38Speaker 1: own fault, that's the claim. So look, the thief. The
- 16:43Speaker 1: thesis on Anthony Volpi that he deserves some kind of mulligan,
- 16:49Speaker 1: some kind of pass because the Yankees set him up
- 16:52Speaker 1: to fail, is a total joke. Capitol j capitol j joke,
- 16:59Speaker 1: total joe. Anyone peddling this narrative is a hero worshiping
- 17:04Speaker 1: Mama Luke. That's what you are, right Jack sniffing one
- 17:07Speaker 1: oh one. That's you right there. You knows right in
- 17:11Speaker 1: the jock. That's what you're doing. You're smelling all the
- 17:14Speaker 1: dirty stuff. That's you. Okay, so stop it. The Yankees
- 17:19Speaker 1: did not sabotage Anthony Volpi. They gave him an unbelievable opportunity,
- 17:27Speaker 1: Like they gave him the Golden Goose, and he decapitated
- 17:32Speaker 1: the Golden Goose, is what he did. That's it, like
- 17:36Speaker 1: three full seasons as the starting shortstop for the New
- 17:40Speaker 1: York Yankees, three of them every day right out the
- 17:45Speaker 1: growing pains. Figure it out. What a gift. That's a
- 17:49Speaker 1: great mitzvah. And what did Anthony Volpi do? Well, what
- 17:54Speaker 1: he did was create a situation where they had to
- 17:57Speaker 1: send it back to the minor league twice this season.
- 18:01Speaker 1: And the belief that he gets some kind of pass
- 18:04Speaker 1: because the Yankees set him up to fail, which is
- 18:06Speaker 1: the argument the I want to say somebody, I can't say.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Let's just say some of the baseball pundits have their
- 18:13Speaker 1: nose and their other other things up parts of the body.
- 18:17Speaker 1: So listen the belief that he gets this past that
- 18:20Speaker 1: is rich in nitrogen and organic carbon. And the reason
- 18:27Speaker 1: it's rich in nitrogen and organic carbon is because it's
- 18:32Speaker 1: absolutely cow manure. Is what it is, absolute cow manure.
- 18:39Speaker 1: That's it. The more vult he played, the more he
- 18:42Speaker 1: was exposed. And it was like playing a hangman and
- 18:47Speaker 1: every game, every couple of games, you know, here goes,
- 18:51Speaker 1: there's a there's a foot, there's an arm, there's a leg.
- 18:54Speaker 1: That's how that went. And the Yankee media machine manufactured
- 18:59Speaker 1: this mythical phenom Anthony Volpi the next Derek Jeter, because
- 19:05Speaker 1: that's what they do, right, And then of course everyone
- 19:08Speaker 1: acted shocked, Oh, I can't believe it when the real
- 19:13Speaker 1: guy that showed up the Yankee stadium did not match
- 19:16Speaker 1: the brochure. It's kind of like if you've ever invested
- 19:19Speaker 1: in a rental setup, you know, a timeshare thing, and
- 19:24Speaker 1: he said, wow, this looks great. You get to go
- 19:26Speaker 1: to Hawaii and Florida and you go to the south
- 19:29Speaker 1: of France and then you actually go and you're like, well,
- 19:31Speaker 1: that's not what I thought. I was getting. That's not
- 19:34Speaker 1: what I thought I was getting. What's up with that?
- 19:36Speaker 1: So unfortunately, this is not little league, It's not and
- 19:41Speaker 1: Volpi failed. That's that's on him. He's an abject failure
- 19:47Speaker 1: with the Yankees. That's why he's in the minor league.
- 19:48Speaker 1: So stop making excuses and he can go play for
- 19:52Speaker 1: the Brewers or the Rays or someone like that and
- 19:54Speaker 1: get an opportunity to play somewhere else and that'll be that.
- 19:57Speaker 1: And the Yankees doing the same exact thing they did
- 19:59Speaker 1: with for George Lombard Junior, the same exact thing. Right
- 20:05Speaker 1: at this point, he isn't salvageable in New York. He's
- 20:08Speaker 1: just the next change, the scenery guy waiting to happen.
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- 20:52Speaker 1: Money money, many money, money man eight. And then we'll
- 20:54Speaker 1: start out in Atlanta. Do you see the financial report?
- 21:00Speaker 3: No you did not?
- 21:01Speaker 1: Okay, well, the Atlanta Falcons. I'm told that's a football team,
- 21:04Speaker 1: not a good one. The Falcons and star running back
- 21:06Speaker 1: Bjon Robinson agreed to a not one, not two, but
- 21:10Speaker 1: three year contract extension through the twenty thirty season. Kids.
- 21:15Speaker 3: Yes, that's not that far away, twenty.
- 21:17Speaker 1: Thirty, making Robinson the highest paid running back in the
- 21:22Speaker 1: history of the NFL. Holy Eric Dickerson, Batman, where have
- 21:27Speaker 1: you gone? Walter Payton and Barry Sanders. Yes, Marshall Falk
- 21:32Speaker 1: the highest paid running back, but Jon Robinson in the
- 21:36Speaker 1: history of the NFL. The deal is worth up to
- 21:39Speaker 1: you know, that's weasel terminology.
- 21:40Speaker 5: Up to.
- 21:41Speaker 3: Do you ever go shopping?
- 21:42Speaker 1: They used to have these things called malls when people
- 21:44Speaker 1: left their homes and went shopping in stores. And in
- 21:47Speaker 1: the stores they would have sales and they would say
- 21:49Speaker 1: up to fifty percent off and you would end up
- 21:52Speaker 1: getting about a dollar off if you're lucky, about a
- 21:55Speaker 1: dollar off if you're lucky. So this deal worth up
- 21:58Speaker 1: to seventy five million dollars, includes fifty one million guaranteed.
- 22:02Speaker 1: And but wait, there's more a thirty seven million dollars
- 22:06Speaker 1: signing bonus, and that breaks the previous record for a
- 22:10Speaker 1: running back contract. Now the Dirty Birds rewarding Bjhon Robinson,
- 22:16Speaker 1: who had a big year last year, had over two
- 22:18Speaker 1: thousand yards from scrimmage and eleven touchdowns, first team All
- 22:23Speaker 1: Pro honors, and a partridge and a pear tree. So
- 22:28Speaker 1: he had all that. Atlanta has now locked up the
- 22:31Speaker 1: core of their offense anyway, So following the additions of
- 22:36Speaker 1: long term contracts for Drake London and Kyle Pitts, now
- 22:40Speaker 1: they have signed their running back. So the three amigos
- 22:43Speaker 1: have all been paid and they're locked up for the
- 22:47Speaker 1: next few years in Georgia. Moore on that in a minute.
- 22:50Speaker 1: The key part of this, though, is the contract for
- 22:54Speaker 1: the running back. So that is a good jumping off
- 22:56Speaker 1: point let us discuss now here we go. So the
- 22:59Speaker 1: question with John Robinson getting a record setting deal for
- 23:04Speaker 1: a running back in NFL history, did Atlanta did the
- 23:08Speaker 1: Atlanta Football team just ignore everything we've been told about
- 23:13Speaker 1: paying running backs for the last twenty years. So I've
- 23:17Speaker 1: got nineteen forty seven Cadillac convertible New York Times bestseller
- 23:22Speaker 1: and relay race, and we will combine all.
- 23:27Speaker 3: Of these things together, and we're going to.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Have some chicken and waffles.
- 23:33Speaker 3: Is what we're going to have. Yum yum to my
- 23:36Speaker 3: tom tum now, number one, I said, number one.
- 23:41Speaker 1: I'm nodding my head yes to the question of whether
- 23:45Speaker 1: or not Atlanta just ignored everything we've been told for
- 23:48Speaker 1: the past twenty years about paying running backs.
- 23:52Speaker 3: So yes, I am nodding my head.
- 23:54Speaker 1: Now. The deal is, I'm gonna say it's a breath
- 23:56Speaker 1: of fresh air, not toxic air. Fresh air, Atlanta. And
- 24:02Speaker 1: I give him credit for this because everyone does the
- 24:04Speaker 1: same thing in sports these days, and for better or worse.
- 24:07Speaker 3: The Atlanta Falcons.
- 24:08Speaker 1: Looked at all of the data, every data point from
- 24:13Speaker 1: the last twenty years that said don't pay, don't pay,
- 24:15Speaker 1: don't pay, don't pay, don't pay, certainly the last decade,
- 24:18Speaker 1: don't pay, don't pay, don't pay, don't pay, don't pay.
- 24:20Speaker 1: And they said, let's just do the opposite. Ah, screw it.
- 24:24Speaker 1: We'll just do the opposite. And that's what they did.
- 24:27Speaker 1: Like there is no rhyme or reason to do this
- 24:30Speaker 1: and to do it now, Yet Atlanta did. And is
- 24:35Speaker 1: he an elite running back? Absolutely, one hundred percent. But
- 24:38Speaker 1: John Robinson's a top running back.
- 24:40Speaker 3: He is.
- 24:42Speaker 1: However, paying a record amount of money in the Year
- 24:46Speaker 1: of Our Lord twenty twenty six is like buying the
- 24:51Speaker 1: world's greatest DVD player. You know, technically you could find
- 24:56Speaker 1: some DVDs and use the DVD player and you'd be fine,
- 25:01Speaker 1: what are you doing? What are you doing? And the
- 25:04Speaker 1: position has the shortest shelf life. Running back the shortest
- 25:08Speaker 1: shelf life. It goes bad quick real you know, it's
- 25:12Speaker 1: like not a lot of preservatives. The bread starts getting moldy,
- 25:17Speaker 1: it turns blue.
- 25:18Speaker 3: It's not good. So it doesn't have a long shelf life.
- 25:22Speaker 1: And it's got the highest injury rate if you look
- 25:26Speaker 1: per capita in the NFL. And it's also the easiest
- 25:30Speaker 1: to find a replacement in the running back pipeline. You
- 25:33Speaker 1: just go call the Winnipeg Blue Bombers and you get
- 25:35Speaker 1: a running back or the BC Lions and you'll hook
- 25:38Speaker 1: you up with the running back. That's how that goes.
- 25:41Speaker 1: So it's kind of like bringing a classic nineteen forty
- 25:46Speaker 1: seven pink Cadillac convertible and bringing it your pride and
- 25:51Speaker 1: joy to a demolition derby, which is what this is.
- 25:56Speaker 1: It rarely ends well. The pink nineteen forty seven Cadillac
- 26:00Speaker 1: convertible is not going to be a functional automobile after
- 26:03Speaker 1: the demolition derby.
- 26:05Speaker 3: So good look on that. He has been the centerpiece.
- 26:07Speaker 1: He being Bejon Robinson, the centerpiece of that offense in Georgia.
- 26:12Speaker 3: I know Tommy in Atlanta likes that.
- 26:14Speaker 1: However, the high volume musage and that obviously accelerates. It's
- 26:19Speaker 1: a bit of a turbo button, if you will, a
- 26:21Speaker 1: bit of a turbo button in terms of the lifespan,
- 26:26Speaker 1: the wear and tear long term and all that. And
- 26:30Speaker 1: by resetting the market, which they have done here, Robinson,
- 26:34Speaker 1: that makes the algebra a little harder. The algebra is
- 26:38Speaker 1: a little harder here, ignoring that even legendary, even legendary
- 26:43Speaker 1: running backs carry a high risk more than receivers, pass rushers,
- 26:48Speaker 1: players that get paid a lot of money. All right now,
- 26:51Speaker 1: So Genie is moved by the Falcons doing what everyone
- 26:53Speaker 1: else wouldn't do, and you did now page two. So
- 26:57Speaker 1: the big picture in Georgia. The question here is it
- 27:03Speaker 1: true that the Falcon's future is now looking bright and
- 27:08Speaker 1: sunny and the future is now set as Atlanta has
- 27:12Speaker 1: locked in on Robinson, Drake London and Kyle Pitts. They've
- 27:18Speaker 1: signed all of those players to multi year contracts in
- 27:22Speaker 1: the last couple of months. So is that true? It
- 27:26Speaker 1: is true they've signed them. Is it true that the
- 27:28Speaker 1: future is now set in Atlanta? No, When you play
- 27:34Speaker 1: Peak a Bow and you look at the roster Peka Bow,
- 27:39Speaker 1: I see you. Atlanta Falcons future is a one hundred
- 27:43Speaker 1: and eighty degree situation away from where they need to be,
- 27:49Speaker 1: away from where they need to be here. Think of
- 27:52Speaker 1: it like this, all right, The jigsaw puzzle is missing
- 27:59Speaker 1: a giant piece and it starts with a que. And
- 28:02Speaker 1: I'm not talking about Cubert the old video game. I'm
- 28:05Speaker 1: talking about the quarterback position. And you know it. I
- 28:08Speaker 1: know it. The dope in the back of the room
- 28:10Speaker 1: who's sleeping and not working, that person knows it. We
- 28:13Speaker 1: all know it, right, we all know it. Here thinking
- 28:16Speaker 1: you've got things heading in the right direction, that the
- 28:20Speaker 1: ship has been turned and it's ready to go there
- 28:24Speaker 1: you're locked in and all that when you don't have
- 28:28Speaker 1: a reliable quarterback. It's kind of like claiming, hey, I
- 28:33Speaker 1: wrote a New York Times bestseller, a New York Times bestseller,
- 28:39Speaker 1: and then we can I see, can I read it? What? Yeah,
- 28:43Speaker 1: I'll give you the advanced copy. Okay, great, thanks for
- 28:45Speaker 1: giving me the advanced copy. Very kind of you to
- 28:46Speaker 1: do that. And so you get the advanced copy and
- 28:49Speaker 1: all the person has is just the title page. Well
- 28:53Speaker 1: that's not a best seller. That's just the title page.
- 28:56Speaker 1: That's all it's there. So sure the GM there, I
- 28:58Speaker 1: think it's Ian Cunningham, Maddie Ice, Matt Ryan running the
- 29:01Speaker 1: football ops department, and Kevin Stefanski, who somehow got another
- 29:05Speaker 1: job after coaching the Cleveland Browns. They have collected all
- 29:09Speaker 1: of these shiny skill position toys with Sean Robinson and
- 29:14Speaker 1: Drake London and Kyle pittch But you know what that
- 29:17Speaker 1: means the Lombardy. The Lombardi Trophy is not one by
- 29:22Speaker 1: collecting the talent on the perimeter. It's not one that way.
- 29:28Speaker 1: It's one by having the guy who touches the ball
- 29:32Speaker 1: on offense every single snap, every single snap. That's the key.
- 29:37Speaker 1: Right there, right, So that's Atlanta. Now they have stacked
- 29:42Speaker 1: the pantry. They got a lot of nice gourmet ingredients
- 29:47Speaker 1: in the pantry there in Georgia. However, until they prove
- 29:51Speaker 1: they've got the right chef, then it doesn't really mean much.
- 29:56Speaker 3: And you know it, and I know it, we all
- 29:57Speaker 3: know it.
- 29:58Speaker 1: There. It just doesn't mean that much because saying, hey,
- 30:02Speaker 1: the future is now set for the Falcons is pure delusion.
- 30:06Speaker 1: It's dressing. It's not Thousand Island dressing. It's not balsamic vinegar.
- 30:12Speaker 1: It's window dressing, is what that is. There. So I'm
- 30:16Speaker 1: told if I talk any more about the Atlanta Falcons,
- 30:19Speaker 1: they'll turn off the radio station. So I'll move on.
- 30:21Speaker 1: All right Now, the last thing here, the final part
- 30:24Speaker 1: of this puzzle, if you will, and that would be
- 30:30Speaker 1: now that Robinson got paid by the football team in
- 30:33Speaker 1: Atlanta and is the highest paid. There's a lot of
- 30:37Speaker 1: finger pointing towards the state of Michigan. Michigan, the Detroit Lions,
- 30:42Speaker 1: the Honolulu blew the team that for years in my
- 30:46Speaker 1: youth was only seen on Thanksgiving to punish the American
- 30:50Speaker 1: people on Thanksgiving with a Lions game. So they've been
- 30:53Speaker 1: better the last couple of years fine and the finger
- 30:57Speaker 1: pointing at Detroit is okay. Jamiir gi Gibbs is still waiting.
- 31:01Speaker 1: We talked about this in a previous episode. So Jamior
- 31:03Speaker 1: Gibbs is still waiting for a big contract. Many are
- 31:06Speaker 1: wondering why, why is Jamiir Gibbs waiting on the money
- 31:11Speaker 1: money made?
- 31:12Speaker 3: What is going on?
- 31:13Speaker 1: And they're painting this as unfair the football elites in
- 31:17Speaker 1: the media. This is not right. I can't believe it.
- 31:21Speaker 1: And Gibbs has done everything necessary to earn a massive contract,
- 31:26Speaker 1: So why are the Detroit Lions futzing around? What is
- 31:30Speaker 1: going on with that? So the question is it really unfair?
- 31:35Speaker 1: Is it really unfair, unjust and unacceptable that the Lions
- 31:40Speaker 1: have not paid running back Jamiir Gibbs? Right, So is
- 31:44Speaker 1: it unfair? I mean, let me think here. No, it's
- 31:48Speaker 1: not unfair. Is it unjust? I don't think this is
- 31:51Speaker 1: a justice issue? And is it unacceptable? I'm gonna go
- 31:55Speaker 1: over three. I'm gonna go for three now again, much
- 31:59Speaker 1: like we've talked about with some of these other cats,
- 32:01Speaker 1: this is actually a blessing in disguise for Jamiir Gibbs
- 32:05Speaker 1: and there's people that are not that smart, dumb dums
- 32:10Speaker 1: who don't seem to understand the economics involved in this.
- 32:14Speaker 1: The silly amount of money flying around in the nfls
- 32:18Speaker 1: we've talked about. These teams have so much money to
- 32:20Speaker 1: spend because of the TV. They don't know what to
- 32:22Speaker 1: do with it. They're like a Mexican drug lord bearing
- 32:25Speaker 1: money in the backyard or the front yard because I
- 32:27Speaker 1: don't know. I got so much money. I don't know
- 32:28Speaker 1: what to do with this. It's my goodness. So the
- 32:33Speaker 1: main reason Gibbs should be happy about this is inflation,
- 32:37Speaker 1: the putin price hike for running backs in the NFL,
- 32:40Speaker 1: and as a result, as a result of what happened
- 32:44Speaker 1: with the Falcons, Gibbs is in really really good shape,
- 32:49Speaker 1: really really really good shape right now. And so but
- 32:52Speaker 1: Jehan Robinson just passed him the golden baton of the
- 32:56Speaker 1: Great Relay Race of Cash in the NFL, handing over
- 33:01Speaker 1: a rather clear blueprint and said, all right, the next
- 33:05Speaker 1: man up, Well, this is what he got, so I
- 33:09Speaker 1: get more. You get fifty one million guaranteed thirty seven
- 33:14Speaker 1: million dollars signing bonus. So okay, I'll give you fifty
- 33:17Speaker 1: five million. Okay done, uh, thirty seven million dollars signing
- 33:21Speaker 1: most how about forty million? Okay, check that box. Boom
- 33:24Speaker 1: boom boom boom boom boom boom boom, as Real Talk
- 33:27Speaker 1: used to say, just like that, just like that. So naturally,
- 33:30Speaker 1: of course Gibbs is doing what all these guys do.
- 33:33Speaker 1: He's doing a contract hold in, which has to be
- 33:36Speaker 1: really cool. Now, I've worked at Fox Sports Radio for
- 33:39Speaker 1: many years and we've had some editors that have done
- 33:42Speaker 1: hold ins where you show up, you smile, you have
- 33:46Speaker 1: a snack, and get paid for it. It's like a
- 33:49Speaker 1: nice vacation. We've had a lot of people here that
- 33:51Speaker 1: have done that over the years at Fox Sports Radio.
- 33:53Speaker 1: So I know people that do that, they're normally not rewarded,
- 33:56Speaker 1: like NFL players that do it. So Gibbs showing up
- 34:01Speaker 1: and saying, all right, I'll smile and I'll go eat
- 34:03Speaker 1: some snacks about I'm not practicing, and the next deal,
- 34:08Speaker 1: which he's about to sign here in the coming days,
- 34:11Speaker 1: I would say, before the start of the regular season,
- 34:13Speaker 1: unless something really unforeseen happens, is going to make But
- 34:16Speaker 1: John Robinson's deal with the Falcons seem like a book
- 34:19Speaker 1: of couponts, a nice book of coupons, and don't you
- 34:24Speaker 1: just love this is something always blows me away this
- 34:26Speaker 1: time of the year. The NFL media working as Santa's
- 34:30Speaker 1: helpers at the North Pole, desperately trying to get these
- 34:34Speaker 1: players these new contracts. Where is the media to try
- 34:38Speaker 1: to get radio people new contracts? Like why is it
- 34:41Speaker 1: football players? You know football players only play a few
- 34:44Speaker 1: months of the year. Radio is every day, no seasonal
- 34:49Speaker 1: off time, it's every single day, three hundred and sixty
- 34:53Speaker 1: five days a year.
- 34:54Speaker 3: We have no locks on our door. We have no
- 34:57Speaker 3: locks on our door.
- 34:57Speaker 1: We're always open, right, but this store is always open,
- 35:00Speaker 1: the lights are always on. So where are the people
- 35:03Speaker 1: advocating for the radio people to get paid more money?
- 35:05Speaker 1: Where are they? I see all these think pieces and
- 35:08Speaker 1: all this nonsense that this guy needs to get paid.
- 35:11Speaker 1: It's not right. And I know they teach that at
- 35:14Speaker 1: sports writing clown college. They teach you, Okay, this is
- 35:17Speaker 1: like that George Lombard story in baseball. That's a great
- 35:20Speaker 1: one because you got the mom and dad angle, the
- 35:22Speaker 1: family angle. The money thing's also great, Like, oh, these
- 35:25Speaker 1: guys should all be paid and everyone needs to get
- 35:27Speaker 1: paid and it's not right. It's, as we said, unfair, unjust,
- 35:32Speaker 1: and unacceptable that many of the football writers and the
- 35:36Speaker 1: media establishment are like with this guy doesn't get paid.
- 35:38Speaker 1: That's all those things. And I'm like, okay, they're not
- 35:42Speaker 1: going to the soup kitchen.
- 35:44Speaker 3: I think they'll be okay. And yeah, I'd love for
- 35:46Speaker 3: everyone to get paid.
- 35:47Speaker 1: It'd be great. I'm not gonna sit here and bang
- 35:50Speaker 1: the table because some running back for the Lions is
- 35:52Speaker 1: not getting paid enough money yet to appease some sports
- 35:56Speaker 1: writer making fifty thousand dollars a year. I'm just not
- 35:59Speaker 1: into that.
- 36:00Speaker 2: Sports radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation.
- 36:03Speaker 2: Catch all of our shows at foxsports Radio dot com
- 36:07Speaker 2: and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR to listen live.
- 36:11Speaker 3: All right, here we go, question Cooke, what do we
- 36:14Speaker 3: got here?
- 36:14Speaker 1: Because it gets crail.
- 36:18Speaker 3: All right.
- 36:19Speaker 6: The Browns coach Tod Monkin told reporters on Money that
- 36:21Speaker 6: Dylan Gabriel has been earning more reps on the practice field.
- 36:23Speaker 6: Do you think there's any chance he steals the starting
- 36:25Speaker 6: job away from Shadora Watson?
- 36:27Speaker 3: No, I know not.
- 36:28Speaker 1: At the beginning of the year, It'll be either Watson
- 36:31Speaker 1: or Shader Sanders and Dylan Gabriel get a lot of
- 36:34Speaker 1: reps though in the preseason.
- 36:35Speaker 3: Coop a lot of reps in the preseason for him.
- 36:37Speaker 6: Next, a recent report says that Klay Thompson would love
- 36:40Speaker 6: to return to la where he spent part of his childhood, Ben,
- 36:42Speaker 6: do you think Clay ends up on the Clippers or Lakers?
- 36:44Speaker 3: I hope he ends up on your Lakers. I think
- 36:46Speaker 3: he'd be a perfect Laker.
- 36:47Speaker 1: I think he likes I think Clay, this version of
- 36:50Speaker 1: Klay Thompson, who can't play anymore, perfect Laker. His dad's
- 36:54Speaker 1: a broadcaster for the team. You know, it's just set up.
- 36:58Speaker 1: It's a Hollywood ending there for for Klay Thompson.
- 37:02Speaker 3: You can get live on a boat, Live on a boat.
- 37:05Speaker 6: Next, Pete crow Armstrong admitted this week that he likes
- 37:08Speaker 6: a conspiracy theory that Babe Ruth never actually existed, Ben,
- 37:12Speaker 6: do you have a favorite sports conspiracy?
- 37:13Speaker 1: Well, technically, if you weren't alive and saw someone in
- 37:16Speaker 1: person while they were alive, they didn't exist in your world, right,
- 37:19Speaker 1: So yeah, my favorite is the cal Ripken game where
- 37:23Speaker 1: the lights went out because he got into a fight
- 37:25Speaker 1: with Kevin Kostner.
- 37:27Speaker 3: And then called into Fox Sports Radio years later. I
- 37:29Speaker 3: believe that to be true.
- 37:30Speaker 1: So that's what how we do?
- 37:31Speaker 3: How do we know who passes?
- 37:32Speaker 1: It is?
- 37:36Speaker 2: Chicken deut Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk
- 37:39Speaker 2: lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows at
- 37:42Speaker 2: Foxsportsradio dot com and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR
- 37:47Speaker 2: to listen.
- 37:48Speaker 1: Live exciting new She wants to talk to you. Promise
- 38:18Speaker 1: love caravan.
- 38:23Speaker 4: Oh, I just love love, don't you?
- 38:26Speaker 1: Ben?
- 38:27Speaker 3: No comment, no comment, no comment?
- 38:30Speaker 1: Yes, any opening foughts here, Lorena, this is your segment here.
- 38:34Speaker 7: I was going to talk about Toby because you know,
- 38:36Speaker 7: when love locks you out, sometimes you got to open
- 38:39Speaker 7: a window.
- 38:39Speaker 4: I'm so happy for him.
- 38:41Speaker 3: Didn't they make a movie How to Lose a Man
- 38:43Speaker 3: in a couple of days?
- 38:44Speaker 1: Yeah? Lock him out of your house. That's it.
- 38:48Speaker 3: In the winter in Minnesota, lock him out of the house.
- 38:50Speaker 1: He'll be gone, ladies. That's it. Yeah all right. Peter
- 38:55Speaker 1: writes in says, uh, he's very depressed because the Queen
- 38:59Speaker 1: of Hearts never checks the direct.
- 39:02Speaker 3: Messages on Instagram, he guess.
- 39:04Speaker 1: He says, I'm disappointed, just like every year being a
- 39:07Speaker 1: Cowboy fan.
- 39:07Speaker 7: So that's yeah, I'm sorry, And sometimes I read your
- 39:11Speaker 7: messages and I just don't accept them, so.
- 39:13Speaker 4: You don't see that I've read them. Oh wow, there's
- 39:16Speaker 4: a lot going on in my inbox, so.
- 39:18Speaker 3: I'm sure there is.
- 39:19Speaker 1: Just you know, I got you a fer Dog, thank
- 39:21Speaker 1: you for the love. I'm very bad about that too.
- 39:24Speaker 1: I don't check it very often.
- 39:26Speaker 4: It would be my whole day responding.
- 39:28Speaker 1: We're very popular, Ferg Dog says, Why aren't more women
- 39:32Speaker 1: into backgammon? This is a big issue, Lorena. I mean,
- 39:34Speaker 1: we need women to be in the backgam and I'm
- 39:37Speaker 1: a big backgammon guy. Ferg Doog says, and I'm having
- 39:39Speaker 1: a hard time finding a girl who enjoys my hobby.
- 39:42Speaker 4: What is backgammon?
- 39:44Speaker 1: Well, it's it's a game that old people used to
- 39:46Speaker 1: play when I was a kid, and now that's a
- 39:48Speaker 1: long time ago.
- 39:49Speaker 7: So no, you should like try playing Uno. Cards are fun?
- 39:51Speaker 7: People like playing Uno?
- 39:52Speaker 1: Are there like Uno groupies that you could get frosh
- 39:56Speaker 1: What if they did Uno speed dating?
- 39:58Speaker 4: Wow, that'd be whatever.
- 40:00Speaker 2: Who know?
- 40:00Speaker 4: Card you get like the number that's who you have
- 40:02Speaker 4: to talk to.
- 40:02Speaker 3: We should we should start there.
- 40:04Speaker 1: We should do that.
- 40:05Speaker 3: That's a great idea for mensade unless it's not.
- 40:08Speaker 1: Doc Dan in Minnesota writes, and he says, Queen of Hearts,
- 40:11Speaker 1: the traditional gift for a first wedding anniversary gift is paper.
- 40:17Speaker 1: Any ideas I was thinking of a certificate with a
- 40:20Speaker 1: spaw package.
- 40:21Speaker 4: Ooh, that's a really good paper idea. You could also
- 40:26Speaker 4: fill her whole room with origami. I think that would
- 40:29Speaker 4: be really fun.
- 40:30Speaker 1: Oh that until yeah, it gets wet, and then it's
- 40:33Speaker 1: it's over. James in Tacoma's on the phone for you.
- 40:37Speaker 1: Lavin's the Queen of Hearts.
- 40:38Speaker 4: You love a phone call?
- 40:40Speaker 1: Hello, James.
- 40:41Speaker 2: Hi, So my wife doesn't care about artificial intelligence.
- 40:46Speaker 1: Well, she's worried to what I have artificial sweeters in
- 40:48Speaker 1: my body? And recently I told her something very truthful
- 40:51Speaker 1: that is, like, grape juice.
- 40:53Speaker 7: Is cars in my poop to turn green?
- 40:55Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be we have grape juice.
- 40:58Speaker 4: I wouldn't want you to have grape juice either. How
- 41:00Speaker 4: disgusting is that? But also why is she looking at it?
- 41:02Speaker 4: Flush that down the toilet?
- 41:03Speaker 1: Guy?
- 41:04Speaker 4: That's a good point, you know, like why are you
- 41:05Speaker 4: telling her this.
- 41:06Speaker 1: Is not the observation deck at the skyscraper?
- 41:10Speaker 4: Are you trying to kill your romance faster? What are
- 41:12Speaker 4: you doing?
- 41:13Speaker 1: Do you take pictures of it? James?
- 41:14Speaker 4: Send it to her while you're on the toilet. Babe,
- 41:16Speaker 4: look at this one.
- 41:17Speaker 3: Look at my Instagram reel. It's me pooping. Great there
- 41:20Speaker 3: wonder No, no.
- 41:21Speaker 1: I need I have lin kool aid and nothing happens
- 41:24Speaker 1: but that grape juice. Wow? Well, thank you? Yes all right?
- 41:30Speaker 1: Will T writes in he says, what can men do
- 41:33Speaker 1: now in advance of their ladies to apologize for prioritizing
- 41:36Speaker 1: the super Bowl in twenty twenty seven over Valentine's Day?
- 41:39Speaker 1: The super Bowl is on Valentine's Day.
- 41:43Speaker 7: No, this is actually a really good opportunity for you
- 41:45Speaker 7: to get creative involved love into Valentine's Day.
- 41:50Speaker 4: I mean, like the Valentine's Day into football.
- 41:52Speaker 2: You know.
- 41:53Speaker 1: JT the Wingman writes in it from Tennessee. He says,
- 41:55Speaker 1: what is the best board game to play with your
- 41:57Speaker 1: partner to set the mood?
- 42:00Speaker 4: I like Battleship.
- 42:01Speaker 1: That's the wrong answer. Oh it's got to be Twister.
- 42:04Speaker 4: Oh come on, now, I would be naked, though you'd
- 42:06Speaker 4: have to do naked.
- 42:07Speaker 1: You have to do naked.
- 42:09Speaker 4: You don't have to be naked if you're gonna play
- 42:10Speaker 4: pastor be naked?
- 42:11Speaker 1: Yes you do. I'm not not doing that.
- 42:14Speaker 2: I'm not attention everyone.
- 42:17Speaker 1: And password is password, you idiot? Password the word Game
- 42:24Speaker 1: of the Stars. Here's Ben Meler, and away we go
- 42:27Speaker 1: password Thomas. Welcome. In are contestants, and we have here,
- 42:31Speaker 1: let's see any meaning miney moe. Oh, we have some
- 42:35Speaker 1: legends lined up here. Who are we gonna go with?
- 42:37Speaker 1: We have let's see here. We've got Peter in Ottawa
- 42:41Speaker 1: is gonna be one of our guys. Hello, Peter, welcome, Yes, Beddy,
- 42:45Speaker 1: how you doing, buddy? Good to have you, Peter, like
- 42:47Speaker 1: you got good to go with Loreina.
- 42:49Speaker 3: We're gonna regain our titles from two weeks. Yeah, let's go.
- 42:54Speaker 1: Okay, even though I don't think you're doing I don't
- 42:57Speaker 1: think I don't think you do, sir, I don't think
- 42:59Speaker 1: you've Let's see. Uh boy, all right, I guess I
- 43:03Speaker 1: got to pick. Let's go eating meaning mindy. Let's go
- 43:05Speaker 1: to a Mark on the north end. Hello Marky, Mark welcome.
- 43:09Speaker 1: Be good to have you, Mark. Who do you want
- 43:12Speaker 1: to partner up with you on past? We're in it
- 43:15Speaker 1: to win it very good past word time. We have
- 43:18Speaker 1: a list of words. It's a big board.
- 43:21Speaker 4: What number you want, Peter?
- 43:23Speaker 1: Number one?
- 43:25Speaker 4: Oh?
- 43:26Speaker 1: I like this word? Yeah?
- 43:31Speaker 3: Why do you like it?
- 43:32Speaker 4: I don't know, because you want a lot of your friends? Sorry, up,
- 43:35Speaker 4: say may be reliable.
- 43:45Speaker 1: Friend? Wow?
- 43:47Speaker 3: Wow, that is tremendously bad.
- 43:50Speaker 1: Let's go, Mark.
- 43:52Speaker 3: Let's go with consistent.
- 44:00Speaker 2: Same No what no.
- 44:05Speaker 1: To say?
- 44:08Speaker 4: Uh, let's do it supportive, helpful?
- 44:13Speaker 1: Wow? All right?
- 44:14Speaker 3: How about study s t E A d y study.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Don't kiddy, it's not that hard. Nothing, all right? The
- 44:33Speaker 1: word was dependent? Okay, all right, Mark, neither one of
- 44:38Speaker 1: your dependable Mark, please pick a number two to ten.
- 44:41Speaker 4: Mark, in honor of Lorena, I'm gonna go number Oh
- 44:46Speaker 4: that was beautiful.
- 44:48Speaker 1: All right, all right, let's go with blah blah blah
- 44:51Speaker 1: blah blah blah. How about uh doubtful, doubtful, d O
- 44:56Speaker 1: U B T f U L doubtful, skeptical ten points.
- 45:04Speaker 1: We got the lead and we will not concede, as
- 45:06Speaker 1: the crossing guard used to say when he called the show.
- 45:09Speaker 4: All right, Peter, another number.
- 45:11Speaker 1: Number three is to tie the game. Do not choke,
- 45:15Speaker 1: Do not choke, do not choke.
- 45:20Speaker 4: Specifics hm, hurry up.
- 45:27Speaker 3: Right, No, what he must be speaking you gotta speak Ottaway.
- 45:31Speaker 1: You you know, speak Canadian English? Specific? All right? Mark?
- 45:38Speaker 1: How about particulars?
- 45:41Speaker 3: Certain we're out of time?
- 45:44Speaker 7: Details details, We won.
- 45:48Speaker 1: You should have picked me, Peter, You should have picked me.
- 45:51Speaker 1: Mark wins