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That's Our Ball | Son of a Boy Dad #242 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Today it is what is it? Fuck? The fifteenth?
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  Speaker 1: Fourteenth?
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  Speaker 3: Bro the fourteenth, Today's October fourteenth. It is one thirty
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  Speaker 3: pm and we are here live from HQ, and we.
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  Speaker 1: Are off that good cushion alcohol. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: I would do without y'all. And by y'all, I mean
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  Speaker 1: the fans. Salute to the fans. Fact, this one's dedicated
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  Speaker 1: to the fucking supporters. The Son of a Boy Dad
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  Speaker 1: shout out to the fans, all twelve million of you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I fucking love you, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Growing every week.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy.
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  Speaker 3: They don't really have like a name for our fans.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, those are always fucking terrible, though. We gotta
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  Speaker 1: think of one.
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  Speaker 3: Is like the baby the baby boys or something like that,
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  Speaker 3: the baby girls. Doesn't it isn't it doesn't he have
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  Speaker 3: something or he doesn't call them these babies.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I hate that though. I hate when
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  Speaker 1: Philly sports fans were very guilty as this. They would
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  Speaker 1: call like every player like, oh, that's my sweet baby boy. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: fucking I don't. I didn't like it at all. Nicki
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  Speaker 1: Minaj had the Monsters, the Monsters, Taylor Swift has the Swifties.
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  Speaker 1: The Swifties unimaginative.
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  Speaker 3: Uh Shane has the Gills, but they have The Day
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  Speaker 3: of the Dogs.
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  Speaker 1: The Dogs. The Dogs is not.
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  Speaker 3: Bad, it's a good one. And we don't really have
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  Speaker 3: anything but the boys the Boys.
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  Speaker 1: But then we forget that ninety nine percent of the
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  Speaker 1: listeners are female.
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  Speaker 3: I know, except it's not true.
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  Speaker 1: It's overwhelmingly female audience. We have tons of ladies out here.
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  Speaker 1: There are more ladies than you think.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think there is. I think it's just we
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  Speaker 3: have some, which is more than comparison to a lot
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  Speaker 3: of people talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Most of our podcasts lead off with like segment that
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  Speaker 1: should be sponsored by dude wipes of just as being like,
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  Speaker 1: how was your ship this weekend? How was the ship
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  Speaker 1: that you took? Yeah, it might just be like girls
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  Speaker 1: being able to spy on boys, be like, this is
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck they're actually talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have no idea. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's like me listening to a true crime podcast. This
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  Speaker 1: is what you girl. I've never even tried.
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  Speaker 3: I've tried many times, like on like a road trip,
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  Speaker 3: like if I'm living somewhere, I'll be like, let me
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  Speaker 3: throw on. Well. I don't want to sound misogynistic, but like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: when I press play and I hear a girl, I
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  Speaker 3: hear the girl. It's a girl's voice talking about it,
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  Speaker 3: and it's like two like hot girls instantly turn it off.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, that's not what I'm listening to right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's like fucking call her daddy, but for talking about murder,
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  Speaker 3: just making it sexy. Yeah, I listen to a smalltown murder.
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  Speaker 1: Occasionally there's some stuff that just shouldn't be sexy. That's
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  Speaker 1: how I feel about ASMR. Honestly, my wife was trying
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  Speaker 1: to show me a new ASMR girl and it's this
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  Speaker 1: like Barbie looking girl who has like a zoom in
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  Speaker 1: on her lips on like a fucking candy cherry. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want that at all. I want to fucking freak.
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  Speaker 1: I want like a fat Asian dude or like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I'm listening to ASMR like regularly.
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  Speaker 1: Like an ASMR like Instagram or TikTok where they're just
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  Speaker 1: like muck banging out like someone like slurping down. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even love them that much. My wife is always
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  Speaker 1: watching them, so I watch some of them with her.
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  Speaker 3: Why is your wife watching them?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know that people actually watch that shit, dude.
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  Speaker 1: These people have more views than the murder podcasts. There's
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  Speaker 1: millions of people that are watching the the's ASMR just
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  Speaker 1: short videos.
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  Speaker 3: I know muck banging is pretty popular.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's the same thing. You just make up
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  Speaker 1: a muck banging bam.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: ASMR. It's kind of disgusting to me.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, I like ice wipe away immediately when I see
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  Speaker 3: those things.
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  Speaker 1: Just hearing what.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to hear someone's like lips smacking it together. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't even simulate it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, not like my wife would like it if
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  Speaker 1: I chewed up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. I thought this is what you're into. It's gross.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what what it scratches.
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  Speaker 3: People are into that, and I get it.
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  Speaker 1: If it's like a like a whispery voice.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't get that. I don't get that either.
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  Speaker 3: That's for freaks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well there has to be something sexual about
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  Speaker 1: the whispery voice.
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  Speaker 3: Whispery voice is purely sexual.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, now that could have done it for someone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably did. You should probably just came right then.
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  Speaker 1: You should have did it right into the MiCT.
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  Speaker 3: Just got that's one sneeze and not one leading up
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  Speaker 3: to fifty.
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  Speaker 1: Pluck the nose hairs. Give a tug on the nose hairs.
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  Speaker 1: That help that it gets a going for me?
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  Speaker 3: Oh gets it going. I'm not. I'm trying to silence it.
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  Speaker 1: My nose hairs are like the starter of a lawnmower. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get the plucking on those things. No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no.
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  Speaker 3: I try to stop myself from sneezing, but it's it's hard.
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  Speaker 1: Is sneezing getting something out of your body?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so, though.
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  Speaker 1: Do you sneeze if something gets in your nose and
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  Speaker 1: your body's like I need this out now.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of I always thought it was kind of
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  Speaker 1: like bliemia for your nose, purging falling from your body.
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  Speaker 1: You're just throwing up out your nose.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so, because it's not really is
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  Speaker 3: there anything even coming at it it's all coming out
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  Speaker 3: of my mouth on my nose.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I asked one time why sneezes smell on Twitter, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I got nasty replies. They're like, because your breast stinks,
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  Speaker 1: you dirty bitch. Really, people are all just blaming it
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  Speaker 1: on me, as if other people sneezes don't smell.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think my sneezes smell.
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  Speaker 1: We did a show at we did like a yak,
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  Speaker 1: a live yak during the super Bowl, or like live
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  Speaker 1: barstool radio during the super Bowl in Atlanta, and the
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  Speaker 1: whole bar smelled like a sneeze. That can't just be
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  Speaker 1: from fucking one person's bad breath day after day. It
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  Speaker 1: smells like sneezing there.
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  Speaker 3: That's nasty.
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  Speaker 1: It is nasty.
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  Speaker 3: It's gross. A lot of gross topics to start off.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's because I'm off that good cushion alcohol
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  Speaker 1: bromacking the cans around. I got some baby, bitch you
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  Speaker 1: that I can go. I've ever seen someone crush a
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  Speaker 1: whole sixer of can. That's gotta be a pr for me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hitting the rusty featherstone. This is me after two
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  Speaker 1: cans of can. This is me after four cans of
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  Speaker 1: can this far?
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  Speaker 3: What'd you get into this weekend? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Went out to Red Hook, hit some breweries. So Jealous,
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  Speaker 1: got some crab. So Jealous had some soft shell crab.
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  Speaker 3: It was so soft. Do you actually it's all right?
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  Speaker 3: I like crab. I like all seafood, same, Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 3: a big seafood Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Have you had any bad seafood recently?
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  Speaker 3: Now? I had some shrim tacos yesterday though they were
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  Speaker 3: flames from a new taco spot in the in the neighborhood. Really, now,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where it is.
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  Speaker 1: I ordered it, stop gate keeping your top.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where it is, but I've got I
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  Speaker 3: ordered them for them three times, and they're so good.
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  Speaker 3: They don't give me a stomach ache at all. Really,
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just housing tacos.
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  Speaker 1: I've been thinking a lot about your tummy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my tummy's been all right.
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  Speaker 1: I think a salad would take you so such like
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  Speaker 1: a long way.
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  Speaker 3: I eat salad like a lot. Really, I get solid
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  Speaker 3: for lunch all the time. And that doesn't make sense
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  Speaker 3: that your your diary is like that. I know it's had,
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  Speaker 3: it's got.
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  Speaker 1: It you need. I was thinking about fiber in your.
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  Speaker 3: Butt that I take fiber supplements and I eat salad. Really, yes,
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  Speaker 3: it does do anything. No, it does nothing like I
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  Speaker 3: had it. Actually, salad sometimes fucks my stomach up.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, is it the kale.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's the dressing or something. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: The kale will go through like some fucking we'll go
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  Speaker 1: through like come ofs on October sixth, but fuck you up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know they'll just rip through your tummy sometimes. Yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 1: it's not right. You had a whole fucking kale salad
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  Speaker 1: the other day that and that I was. I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: that had my poop right for fucking four days straight.
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  Speaker 3: Rely, I will say I haven't had it. My stomach's
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  Speaker 3: been all right recently, not bad, not like the last week.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't had any any terrible problems. I had a
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  Speaker 3: stomach ache Saturday when I was in Rochester, but then
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  Speaker 3: I just ship in the green room handled it. That.
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  Speaker 1: You saw that the kale sal that I had, I did, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was an abomination.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, why did you order that?
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  Speaker 1: I ordered my normal Sweet Green order the harvest bowl.
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  Speaker 1: I get it every single time. But now the Sweet
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  Speaker 1: Green over here has only machines working. The workers have
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  Speaker 1: been fully replaced. Really, there used to be like fifty
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  Speaker 1: people back there working chopping apples, mixing salads, and now
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  Speaker 1: it looks like a scene out out of Waly where it's.
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  Speaker 3: Just so there's no one in, like if you walked in,
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  Speaker 3: there's no one there.
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  Speaker 1: There's like two people in there now and they're just.
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  Speaker 3: Like so depressing for them. It sucks so bad. It
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  Speaker 3: used to be they probably fuck all the time though.
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  Speaker 1: They have to be fucking. Yeah, there's two hot ass dudes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're definitely fucking you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, they're going face to face.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Sweet Green always had like, uh it it looked like
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  Speaker 1: kind of like a TI concert in there, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, just like it was like a fun
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  Speaker 1: work environment. Everybody's kind of bopping around, and now it's
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  Speaker 1: completely dead and they're making the worst fucking salads known
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  Speaker 1: to man.
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  Speaker 3: Sweeperen was on like Forbes top ten places to.
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  Speaker 1: Work Really Yeah, why I wonder, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It was like number three.
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  Speaker 1: By Free Ti.
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  Speaker 3: They're blown loud in the eye, just Ti constantly. I've
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  Speaker 3: never had Sweet Green.
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  Speaker 1: It's it used to be amazing.
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  Speaker 3: I've only had just salad and chopped.
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  Speaker 1: Sweet Green used to have a wall in the back
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  Speaker 1: where you would write down. They would write down where
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  Speaker 1: they sourced everything from, and it was always like a
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  Speaker 1: local farm. It's like an upstate New York kale farm,
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  Speaker 1: or they got the blue cheese from. You could meet
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  Speaker 1: the cow who they got the blue cheese from.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds like a BlackBerry situation.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: China quality went down.
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  Speaker 1: And honestly has to be what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeahmer satisfaction went down.
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  Speaker 1: Money grubbing corporations. I'm fucking tired of that. It's like
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  Speaker 1: tired of them at.
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  Speaker 3: The NFL store with fanatics.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just take your like your product is winning already.
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  Speaker 1: The NFL's merchandise was fine. It was making more money
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  Speaker 1: than everybody. But these greedy execs just want more and
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  Speaker 1: more more. Just take your fucking fifty million dollars a year.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be seventy.
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  Speaker 3: I know, you Pig, it's Fox, dude. It's like, uh,
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  Speaker 3: fucking mister Beasts and Logan Paul with their new what
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  Speaker 3: are they doing feasties? What are they called feastables or
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  Speaker 3: that that's mister beast? What is though? They're making like
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  Speaker 3: a lunchables? Not cough really yeah no, do you I
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  Speaker 3: feel like I've heard I went through itast morning about
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  Speaker 3: on it.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you find out?
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  Speaker 3: It's just like I mean, it's it's like what it's
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  Speaker 3: There'll be like a prime in there, like a prime
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  Speaker 3: drink instead of a Capriso instead of a caprice on,
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  Speaker 3: and then so like instead of having a caprice on
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  Speaker 3: like a nice lemonade, you'll have four hundred milligrams of
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  Speaker 3: caffeine and then a blue drink. And then they have
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  Speaker 3: like crackers and cheese and they're like doing like there,
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  Speaker 3: they'll do a comparison with lunchables and they'll be like,
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  Speaker 3: our ingredients are much and it's like, dude, you're literally
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: showing us like cubes of like meat, Like none of
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  Speaker 3: this is healthy.
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  Speaker 1: They're processed. They're they're probably throwing a whole chicken in
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  Speaker 1: and processing it to the point where the bones are July.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. It's nasty. It is.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's the most processed food that you can get.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, how much money do you guys need? Why
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  Speaker 3: are you making lunches for like toddlers.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody doesn't have to be a fucking mogul. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to think Leonardo DiCaprio was trying to be
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  Speaker 1: like a fucking lunchable.
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  Speaker 3: Mogul, dude, and then I went on the reddit. I
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  Speaker 3: went on Reddit to find something about it, and then
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  Speaker 3: that was kind of that got dark quick.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you find?
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  Speaker 3: It's like grown men being like, just got the feastables. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: like the the ham and cheese versions much better than
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  Speaker 3: the pepperoni pizza. And it's like, dude, why you're eating
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: children's food, Like you're literally eating baby food.
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  Speaker 1: And then they're on like r slash marriage and they're like,
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  Speaker 1: my wife left me.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know why my wife left me. Luckily she
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: left the primes at the fridge, so better than to
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: take the primes.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: She doesn't know about the bonus fridge of primes that
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: I have in the garage. My lawyer told me not
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: to say anything to her. My lawyer's also off the primes.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: I had to take the primes over to my sister's
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: house in the middle of the night and just store
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: them away.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: I was forced with to pick between my toddler and
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: the prime.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: But it's like, dude, that must be the darkest moment
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: in your life. Is like if you're over the age
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: of like thirteen, and you're like, imagine sitting at home
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: and you're eating a fucking lunchables, like imagine going home
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: today and like on ironically, not even like out of curiosity,
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: just to see what it's like. Like you were like,
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: I'm pumped to have my lunchables when I get home,
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Like one saltine with like a millimeter sized cube of
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: ham on top of it.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: You have to like peel the cheese apart, but it's
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: so stuck together that you just have cheese under your
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: fingernail and then you.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Get to wash it down with a nice prime.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Sadly, now this is making me want to go do it.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: I'm curious. But it's like you think kids are getting
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: the ship what? No, I doubt it. I think I
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: think they're really new. They have to be somewhere you
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: could probably, I mean you probably would have to go
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: to like you know when like those companies always launch
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: their shit in like the State of New York and
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: they like do a whole tour. Yeah, we'd have to
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: go to like some fucking bar and like Queens and
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: like Logan Paul would be there like serving primes behind
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: the counter.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Like dicing up some ham. To put in a lunchible.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Come by to see me cube some Ham.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: We're gonna be cuban Ham from four pm until midnight here.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: At I thought you said cuban Ham. No, no, we're
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: cubing Ham. Do you think kids are getting the ship
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: beat out of them because they have the wrong lunchables? Yeah,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: because they have like old lunchables.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I bet there. I bet kids are like killing themselves.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Like if you if you show up to school and
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: you got lunchables and the dude next to you has
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: got a feastable.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Dude some helicopter mom being like, Okay, my my kid's
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: gonna be the perfect height. Yees new Jordan's on some
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: new like kiss hat or whatever, and then she forgot
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: the fucking Yeah.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: It's like that South Park episode where Cartman can't get
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: an iPad, so he brings like a just a blank
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: screen and then he tapes the iPad over it and
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: he's like, man, I'm on my my iPad is so fun,
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: and then they find out that it's not a real iPad.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: I was like, I remember when I was younger, I
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: wanted an iPad and then like and like I got
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: like a kindle fire and I was like, the fuck,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: what is it?
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Kindle Fire is in black and white, like one of
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: those tablets.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: That's not an iPad.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: A fake one, safe capabilities.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: No, you can play like subway surfers on it.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: That was it.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: That was very much all.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking brutal.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it was me, that it was someone.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I don't think it was me. I don't think it
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: was one of my sisters or something. Someone had a
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: kindle Fire and I remember being pretty pumped on it,
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: and then and then I remember I was like, still
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: not an iPad though.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: If your parents are cool, even if they're broke Charlie
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: in the chocolate factory style, they're still fish into their
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: neighbors recycling, Yeah, getting mendle fire or no, I'm talking
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: about getting the feastable pack. I'm putting the lunchable food
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: inside of it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh oh yeah, absolutely, you.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean, using the shell sending it back
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: in every day.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Just make sure you.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Bring home your shell. You're not going to have anything
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: tomorrow unless you bring home your feastable show.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: But I don't know what they're actually called, because they're
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: not I think I think feastables are are like Logan
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Paul's or mister Beast's, uh chocolate, let me look up
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: what it's called. I think it's like a tasteable. Maybe,
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: mister Beast lunchable. I told you about my boy who
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: is from Lunchly. Lunchly, Yeah, mister Beast's. Oh, mister beasts
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Lunchy is worse than we thought.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: What the what did you think it was gonna be?
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Mister Beast tweets about lunchable situation slash YouTube drama.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: The Lunchly How could it be worse? They're using like
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: slave labor to make to cup that.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he tweeted and said lunchable sells hundreds of millions
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: of units and countless people eat it. That just can't
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: be true. There's no way that lunchables is still selling
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: hundreds of millions of units.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I believe it. Maybe they're like counting by cube of
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: ham and rich of cracker.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Dude. Lunchables were popular when I was a kid, my
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: little I was a kid. Yeah, no one's eating I
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: don't think people are eating lunchables anymore.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I think that they're still like gas stations. I think
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: that you just like, oh no, I see them all
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: the time. People are eating them, but.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: I see them fully stocked. I've never I've never seen
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: like like you've never been to a grocery store. I
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: been like Dan, they're all out of lunchable.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: There's so much preservatives and then that they may last
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: forever last. There's still like US women's soccer team on
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: the cover of some lunchables. Me and ham lunchable. It's timeless.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Our turkey meal, for example, is eighty less calories. How
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: does a whole lunchable even have eighty calories total?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: It's because it's all like salt and fat.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Sixty percent less sugar, more electrolytes. We use real cheese.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: They use cheese product.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: There's more electrolytes than our cheese.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: They use higher quality meat. Obviously, eating fresh chicken and
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: broccoli is healthier, But if someone is going to eat
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: a pre made meal like this, then I think giving
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: them a higher quality version at roughly the same price
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: as a net good, in my opinion, and why we
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: launched lunchly. That's why they launched lunchly.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure that it was just a shave away
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: the calories that people were getting on lunchables.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: They were fucking pissed.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: He was tired of going from lunchroom to lunchrooms, slapping
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: a lunchable out of someone's hand as they were about
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: to eat it.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: And they can't even call that cheese cheese product's product.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: You could get eighty fewer calories. People who are eating
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: it probably need the calories. Eighty fewer calories, a.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Dude, because kids are probably going to school now with
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: a fucking lunchly or getting getting the feastable lunchly, and
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: they're probably like by noon, they're like, I'm so ungraving
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: ten calories. Yeah, I had two cubes of meat, one cracker,
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: and then four hundred milligrams of caffee.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Now I'm rocking back and forth because of the prime.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: That there's like third graders having full on panic attacks
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: in math class.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: It's less calories, so the prime does more the prime.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: There's nothing harder basically getting a prime on an empty stomach.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Now, I wonder if schools are banning primes. I bet
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: they are. They should, but it's probably like, uh, they're
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: probably selling them in the cafeteria.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Or they're sending kids to methadone clin withdraw. Yeah, they
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: need something to fucking ease off.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Of the Prime they got. They're using the fucking the
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: bann Panara lemonade to ease them all.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: As a cut. Yeah, to cut.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: They're like, somehow this is less caffeine than the.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Prime pouring in together. Oh, I think.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Prime does make just like like electrolyte drinks. But I
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: had a Prime once because I don't know if you've
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: seen this, like they I drink energy drinks all the time,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: and they have.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I heard Black Rifle Coffees coming out with a new
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: one that I'm excited to try.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm pumped on that. But uh, but I think uh,
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Prime like bought the like they like bought out all
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: of the airports in New York. Like you can't find
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: like energy, like normal energy drinks anywhere at the air
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I have noticed that it's all Prime. So I was like,
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: I had a flight like a couple of months ago
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: or it was a while ago, but I had and
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: there was all I could find was a Prime. So
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'll just I guess I'll just try
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: one of these. It was blue. Everyone knows I like blue,
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: of course, and dude, I took two SIPs of it
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: and I was like shaking on the plane. The entire flight,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: it was like a thirty minute flight. I was about
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: to have us land, like I got to get off
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: of this fucking we.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Thought like the landing gear was jamming. Yeah, he's like, no,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: that's your internal Oregon's vibrating inside of you.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: It was horrifying. I'm just noticing this was ice Cube
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: in here? Yeah, damn, where'd you sit it? Right here?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Probably sick the microphone you just sneezed on. I know,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Cube probably.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Was his Cube probably left some pollen here.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Do they really need a fucking.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Thing on ice Cube?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: What did they say about him? About the cube?
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Man, there's no way million dollars for the game, so
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: many talking points reading this many talking points?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: No, they got somebody on.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: The busy work highlighted tracks. It's my ego ghetto story
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: talking about these rappers rolling at twilight. What about uh,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: today was a good day? Yeah, it's then like his
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: most famous song.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: There's he had a million more famous songs than the
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: ones they just listened. I don't know if that's like
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: his new album or something.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: That they're trying to promost be yeah, oh yeah, because
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: it's all about his new album. Nineteen tracks.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, that's a lot of tracks. I know, God
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: forgot how to use the edit button. Gotta kill some
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: of your babies.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Brother, Everyone like, there's no way Wallow and Gilly are
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: reading this and this is a fucking ten paragraph essay.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Will It probably just went off of Prime and wrote
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: it all himself.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Seriously, that's prime, that's that's prime back, that's a I
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: don't know what I was gonna say.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: If you if you stabbed him in the side, Prime
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: would just blue. Crime would just flow from his.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Body, oozing Prime.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: But the boys just want to get rich. I think
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, mister Beaste just wants
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: to fucking like become He's like, Nibisco makes a bunch
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: of money. Yeah, Craft makes a bunch of money. Yeah,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Coca Cola makes a bunch of money. Why can't I
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: just make a bunch of money?
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Do you think when you're that famous, because like, so
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: you got to outsource all of the ingredients for your
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: for the lunchly so do you think mister Beast is
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: sitting in his apartment He's like, get me on the
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: phone with my craft, Yeah, get me over with my
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: craft rep.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Or like going to like strong arming a deal in
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Argentina to get it like cheaper pigs or some shit
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: for the ham cubes, like being like, well, we're gonna
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: We're gonna pay you fucking one hundred thousand dollars for
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: every hand that you have.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: I'm trying. Do you do they have dessert in theirs?
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Because that was always the best part of the lunchable.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: It was like they had like a brownie or something in.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: There, yeah, or like a Reese's cup or some shooey brownie.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Did they have you know, did you ever have like
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: the fucking microwaveable TV dinners? They had a gooey brownie
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: in that bitch.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: That might be what I'm thinking of.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: They had a really good it was like a brownie
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: in a pan. It was basically prison meals for children. Yeah,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: but I mean it was amazing. But then they would
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: have I don't even know what it was because sometimes
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: it would be like fucking steak. Yeah, I think so
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: children were eating a four dollars microwave steak.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: I would have lunchables when I was really young, but
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: it would always be like we never had them in
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: the house, Like we got to go to the grocery
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: store with my mom and I'd be like, can I
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: get a lunchable? And she'd be like sure, and then
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: that would be it. That'd be my lunchable for like
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: the decade.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Wait, so what exactly happened? What you would go into
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: the kitchen.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I would go to the grocery store with my mom,
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: and then you would ask her if she could have
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: a lunchable. We'd walk by and I'd see the lunchables
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: and I'd be like, can I get a lunchable?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: And then what would she say?
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Sure? Oh?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: What?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: It was just such a funny story.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Well, I just meant I meant like we like I
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: said I had lunchables. We didn't our fridge was it
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: wasn't like you opened our fridge and.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: It was just yeah, it was a It was a
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: rare occasion for me. The worst one to me, by
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: far was the pizza one.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: I loved the pizza one. It was the one one
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: I liked.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: But did you microwate? Did you heat the pizza?
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: No? Yeah, it wasn't actually a pizza. That was just
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: bread and marin arras.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: The nineteen like that time was like that. The uh,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: the late nineteen nineties to the early two thousands, yea
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I think it was Pizza's hey day. Yeah, pizza. Well,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: you could just say the word pizza and someone would
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: be putting brocoli in their mouth and they'd be like,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: that is fucking delicious. You could just fool people with
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: the idea of pizza.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I know. But it was so good. It was I
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: don't have to pick up a feasa ball on the
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: way home.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: The pizza piecea the pizza or the pizza. Lunchibles were
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: disgusting so good. It was a yoga matt not even
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: it was a piece of cardboard. And the fucking paste
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: that you used to put the tomato sauce on.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: It was so good.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: You could just eat the pepperoni's and the g straight.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: That was the only good part.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: About I've seen this dude. I keep seeing this dude
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: on Instagram who's like his whole thing is like he
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: makes like nostalgic videos, but he's like it's like POV,
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: you're still stuck in, like you still live, like it's
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: twenty twelve or something, and it's like he's playing like
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Modern Warfare two on like an Xbox three sixty and
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: then he's like eating lunchables and shit like that for
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: every meal, and it was like the first one everyone
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: was like, dude, this is so sick like and then
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: he's made like seventy cents and people are like, dude,
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: are you actually living like this? Like this is like
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: fucking weird as hell? He asked, if you're just slamming
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: lunchables all day for playing a game that the servers
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: haven't even been off in ten years, you versus the
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: computer just playing Modern Warfare three?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Is it a very uh like like a lot of
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: people watch.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: The videos, Oh yeah really yeah, they get like a
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: million views. Then you can't front on it, can't hate
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: on it. Bro, that's his art. That's his art. You
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: know how I told you last week, that's his lunchley.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: If he's just.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Making billions of dollars, he's like now the head of
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Fox Productions. He's just turned it into.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: That's some shit that like when I got hired here,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: like gazz would tell me to start doing stuff like that.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: He'd be like, why don't you go to the store
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: pick up some lunch Lea's take a little video with
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: you reviewing the lunch lease. This is gonna be your
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: new thing. You're gonna be a lunchly reviewer on YouTube,
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: and meanwhile.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Gas has done one thing ever to go viral, and
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: we all know what I'm talking about.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Gas. I remember Gazz telling me, like, I mean, in
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: his defense, he was trying to have it so I
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: wouldn't get fired, So I guess I should be a
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: little more grateful. But he was like, you would send
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: me videos of these, like like teenagers doing like TikTok
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: drama updates. Oh no, they can. You gotta drink it
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: while you can drink it off the You just lost
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: two mgs there, bro, keep slarping.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: A straw bro.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Sparkle can of a dude that drops the lean on
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: the gravel and he's like grabbing all of it and
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: shoving it back into the bottle.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Hey bro, he's on one two white cups and I
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: got that drink. It could be purple, it could be pink, dude.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Rochester is fucking a bad It's a nice city, like
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: it's weird because you're there. Have you ever been to Rochester?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think I have. I wanted to hear about
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: your Rochester weekend because you sent a very interesting text about.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, so Rochester is like you get there
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: and you're like is this the city because it's like
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: very uh suburban, like it's it's mostly suburbs. It feels
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: like you're in the suburbs, right, and uh, it's like
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: a more suburban area of like like you know, like
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: how Chicago kind of has some neighborhoods like that. It's
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: like more extreme than that. Like everyone has like a driveway,
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: but it's a city and people. But it's like a city. Yeah,
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: and uh like kind of like Denver, yeah, like Denver,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, like my friend bow Will be like, I
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: live in Denver. I live in the city of Denver,
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, dude, you have a yacht, you have
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: a front and a backyard. What are you talking about.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: It's not a city.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if there's unless there's a guy smoking out
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: of a crack pipe outside and masturbating, you're not a city.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Brother. Yeah. The closest homeless person to where he lives
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: is like four miles away, all right, country boy. Yeah,
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: but uh, dude, Rochester's like it's like that in most
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: of the areas. And then it's like if you take
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: a like a wrong turn somewhere, all of a sudden,
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: you're in like the worst neighborhood you've ever been in. Really,
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: it's very like sketchy. Like I went to get I.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Went is Rochester on the map in New York.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: It's like to the left of Syracuse and it's an
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: hour away from Buffalo. I think, got it. It's very
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: close to Canada. And dude, like one of the nights,
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I lost my jewel charger and I was like, I
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: gotta go buy a jewel charger. And I went to
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: a gas station, like I just typed in the closest
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: gas because I rented a car, so I just went
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: to the closest one to the hotel. And I got
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: there and there was like ten cops outside with like
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: flashlights and I'm like not not to like sound like
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: a fucking douchebag, like I'm so used to like New
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: York where like I just got out of the car
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: being like, oh, the cops are just like hanging out too,
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Like I thought maybe they needed a jewel charger as well,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: and they're all looking for a jewel flashlights out And
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: then I got to the car and they like screamed
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: and they were like, get back in your car. It's closed.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: And I got it and I peeled out. I was like,
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: what is going on, dude?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: What? Yeah?
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: It was like one lady that worked in the gas
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: station outside with like five cops. Did she lose her
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: her don't lose her life. I think someone. I think
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: they got robbed. And then and then I was like,
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: all right, I guess I'll go to the seven eleven
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: and then do the seven eleven. I was. I went
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: into seven eleven for maybe thirty seconds just to get
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: the charger. I was certain that I was going to
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: come out in all of my windows. We're gonna be
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: like exploded. It was nasty, dude. It was so like,
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: there's there the seven eleven. Dudes have a fucking like
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: speaker system that goes to the outside of the seven eleven.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: And they were like, you are being recorded. Do we
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: have cameras set up all around the premise or the perimeter? Yeah?
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: And I was like, what the.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck, dude, this is just what It's like it was
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: a recording of that or someone was I don't know
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: if it was a recording or what, but it was
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: just blair like as I was pulling in and that's
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: just blaring what Yeah, just armed gunman outside the seven
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: eleven and in Uh, what the fuck is the roc
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: in the big r cit I didn't realize, but I guess,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: like I always had like a safe idea when I
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: thought of Syracuse or even specifically Buffalo. It's like caut Buffalo,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: the Buffalo bills people like jumping through tables pinto ron
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: But Buffalo I think has some uh yeah, hood neighborhood. Yeah,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: like there's like good dudes from like a lot of
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: hood dudes from Buffalo.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I might be wrong,
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: but I from what I my personal experience, I think
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: that Rochester is definitely more sketchy than Buffalo. Really, I
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: mean we went to Buffalo. I've been to Buffalo like
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: four times, yeah, and every time it's been fine.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Interesting. So Rochester was, Uh did you get your jewel?
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: I had to buy a whole new jewel only five
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: dollars what like fifty in New York.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Are you sure it wasn't counterfeit?
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a lot of places there like on sale.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Why because no one buys them except for me.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: You should have bought a bunch, I know, you honestly
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: should have bought I mean, if it cost fifty, you
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: should have bought ten jewels.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Oh you don't really, you don't really need one.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, but uh no, you just have one that
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: like tucked in the couch anywhere.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Go.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. That would be nice. Three in the bed,
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: three on the couch.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Like how Jason Bourne just has like guns taking his
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: desk and like that. You just have jewels, foreign currency,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: different passports and a bunch of jewels like.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: The everywhere ankle holster. But yeah, Rochester was fun. The
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: shows were all good, except for the Saturday Early show
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: is weird. But it was just all old people, so
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: that happens. Yeah. I tried to text that you sent
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: no because he was probably I was kind of pissed off.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: So now that would prefer you don't.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not going to but I said you ate
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: a cock?
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Well yeah I didn't think I did well on the
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Saturday Early show. But you never know, because then there's
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: like people. Then you talk people after the show and
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: they're like, that was great, but right.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: You don't want to trick people into thinks yeah right
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: when that could have been because then next time you
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: go and you actually say performing way you thought was
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: a great show, Yeah, then they'll be double blown exactly,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: they'll blow their cock. Yeah.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: It was like a lot of Uh. It's just like
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: the manager said, the average age was like sixty, and
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: I was like, dude.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: That being the average age is hilarious.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: There was like a couple groups of like younger people
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: and then it was mostly old people.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: That means that half the people were over sixty.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I was like I started out, I was
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: doing great, and then I just did one joke about
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: twenty five minutes in and it just stay didn't like
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: it at all, and then things kind of just didn't
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: really recover from that.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: How long was the joke that they didn't like.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: It's probably like a seven minute junk. But I do
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: to all this shit that I'm doing is new. So
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I can't. I can't bail out on these jokes,
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Like I need to do them. Why because I have
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: to get them good. Yeah, So I got to like
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: figure out what to do.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: I heard very good things about a new twenty minute
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: that you have.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: From who heard I don't I have a new there's
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: a it's more than twenty bro.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I heard that there's twenty good ones in there.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: That's kid. Well, I guess i'll work on the other
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: thirty Is that what more saying they're leaving the show
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: being like the twenty was good one two thirds of
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: that was good.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, what's so it's all new material.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: It's none of the stuff that was on my dontail side.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have you still could do it like
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: forty minutes before that.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But the problem is, I don't want to go
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: too inside baseball here and give away.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: The uh tricks of the trade.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: But we don't want to let a way the allure
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: of stand up.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: You don't want to let people know how the lunchable
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: was made exactly.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: So I would do like an hour or like fifty
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: minutes before this is before my dontel came out, and
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: I would have that ten minutes that I put out.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: But the thing is that ten minutes is spread out
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: throughout the set, so it's like you can kind of
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: get away with some jokes that aren't like unbelievably funny.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: So it's like I would do the U haul joke.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I would start off with that, it would do great,
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: and then I'd do the home invasion joke, and then
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: I would do like ten minutes of like some filler,
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: some filler. But jokes that like are they work? They
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: do well, but they're not like the they're not the
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: fucking applause break. Like Yeah, so.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: People don't cry during those jokes exactly because of the
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: beauty of the art.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So now, but then so then you get rid
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: of those ten minutes. So now you just have like
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: your filler jokes. So now I'm working on making those
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: jokes you need me, I'm making. I'm working on bringing
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: those jokes up to the A team.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: So those come to the A team or do they
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: just stay in the fill?
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Some of them are staying in this filler And then
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: I've got like a B I've got like probably yeah,
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: I probably got like fifteen to twenty minutes of brand
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: new stuff.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: That's that's what I'm here. That's what I'm talking abouteen
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: to twenty some brand new stuff.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's coming along.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Well, Yeah, that's literally what I was talking about. Yeah,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: people are saying it's awesome.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: It felt it felt good, Like in Baltimore, it was
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: like I was like I'm the best. I'm the best
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: to ever do it because I was like this is
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: all knew and I was like crushing in Baltimore and
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: then uh, yeah, Rochester was just a little bit like
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: come back down to Earth.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: You're right at Rochester. Every place came. Every city can't
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: be Baltimore.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: No, I'm being facetious. Yeah, and I'm overthinking it way
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: too much. Almost every single show in Rochester was very
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: fun and the crowds are great, Like it's surprised, it's
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: actually very surprising how many people come out to those shows.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Well, there's something exciting about delivering the new material. Yeah,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: where you're saying it for the first time.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's when those jokes they'll never do as
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: good as they do the first time you do them. Yeah,
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: it's about fine. You like, as you'll do a joke
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: that's like a brand new joke, Like I had this
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: happen in Baltimore. I've been doing this new joke and
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: it was like doing well, and then it kind of
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: started slowly falling off. And then I was talking a
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: mook about it and he was like, I think that
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: joke's a lot darker than you think it is. And
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: then I was like, yeah, that joke actually sucks, And
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: now I'm not doing that joke anymore. Really, So it's like, yeah,
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: because when you start off with a new joke. It
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: works once and you're like, there it is, this is
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: ready to go out.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Today, right, But then you do it ten more times.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: And then like all of a sudden, it sucks. Yeah.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: The other nine times was actually the truth and like
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: one thing just didn't work yeah, or did work accidentally
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: one time. Yeah, that's why I fucking Mooke should have
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: been there when ice Cube was recording this out. Actually
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: ice Cube put out nineteen songs.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: He could have got that down to ten, yeah, which.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Would be tight listenable, you know. Yeah, Mooke needs to
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: get on ice Cube team. Now. Yeah, today was a
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: pretty good day, but back it off a little bit. Yeah.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: So Rochester was fun. There's nothing to do there during
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: the what about fishing? So I didn't go. I didn't
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: go fishing. It's all. It's mostly prized everything, okay, bro. Now,
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to bring on my I didn't want
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: to fly with all my shit, and I didn't want
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: to drive eight hours to get there. Yeah, so I
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: just dude, I went on a walk every day down
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: the lake. The Saturday it was cold, it was like
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: forties on the water, and I went on and I
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: went on the walk and you ever get that wind headache?
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I actually had, dude. I got it to
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: the point where I walked for maybe twenty five minutes
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: and I ran back to the car. I literally thought
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: my head was gonna pop like a fucking balloon because
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: you had the wind head hurt, the amount of like
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: pressure building up inside. I was literally walking like ah
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: like for like ten minutes running to the car, And
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: then I got in the car and I had to
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: turn the heat on like all the way and just
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: like defrost. It was pretty satisfying feeling the headache just
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: go away.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: What uh can you look up with a what a
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: wind headache?
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: It's something with like the I looked it up in
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: the car because I had to make sure I wasn't dying.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad to hear you still have the hypochondriac
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: in you. Yeah.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: It was something with like uh, something with the pressure
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: it irritates the membranes.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: The fuck does that mean?
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know?
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Some bullshit, but what really? The big takeaway from this
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: weekend is that I redown Minecraft on my laptop.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Now we're fucking talking. Maybe we'll go duos.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Bro, Feel free to join the realm.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I'd love to get in the room as you hit duos.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: He said for no mods, no mods, Yeah, I'm playing
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: straight up.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I have the I had to make our
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: realm and I had to I had to make the
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: description of it, and I and I made the description,
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: no nonsense survival world.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Who else is in there?
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: The usual? The usual suspect bro Bo, Pete Bo, Peter's
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Nate my my demons?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whose idea was it? To get back in the
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: in the blocks?
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: I was talking to Bow because Nate was playing some
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: game on Steam on his laptop and he sent us
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: a photo of it. And then I was talking to
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Bow on Thursday or Friday morning and he was like,
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: we were like, should we get into computer games? And
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: then I was like, I would play Minecraft. And then
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: within thirty minutes we've all got Minecraft, damn. Just mining away.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: We were coming up with a lot of good Minecraft
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: like remixes to songs.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Some of them we.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Was mostly we were going with this one about Drake
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: because you know Minecraft is the main guy's Minecraft. Steve. Yes, yes,
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: so we were doing started from the bottom. Now, I'm Steve,
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: that is really good, holy fu. Started from the bottom.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Now the whole team's fucking Steve.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I think that is really good. Yeah, wow, I really
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: liked that.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I was I was crying laughing the whole day.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Just lyrics again because I want to be able to remember.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Him started from the bottom. Now I'm Steve, started from
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: the bottom. Now, the whole team's fucking Steve. I know
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: it does sound like that, but what it really means
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: is the whole team Steve.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: The whole team is no one is fucking Steve, but
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: we're all fucking Steve.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: We're all so fucking Steve. But it was just like
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: we were played lay Minecraft for like four hours straight
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: and we were just saying that.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Song the entire time, Like in Unison, just out of nowhere,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: someone would just drop started from the bottom.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Now, Steve, that's a game that you get off. You
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: don't play video games to this extent, but there's games
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: that you'll play where you get really lost in it
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: and then you'll get off and you're like, you feel
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: sick when you turn the game off. You're like, what
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: did I just do? Like I just played that for
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: four hours.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Well, seeing something that's like less like less of a quality, yeah,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: makes you forget how good, how like good the world looks.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah. I was driving to the shows and I
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm pretty pumped to like, uh, like talk
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: to people. Like I was like looking forward to just
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: getting on stage and like not looking at the screen.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just freeing yourself from the screen. But so nice
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: to free yourself from the screen for a little bit,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: even if you just go to a different screen.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: If you go to it, dude, put it on the TV.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's such a break from your mind.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in nature anytime.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: When I put the reels down on TV.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: And control it through the remote in my phone, but
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not actually watching my phone that phone screen. That's
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: so productive.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: I feel very productive.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: It's like super freeing. Yeah, it's like just being able
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: to unplug. It is such a blessing.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: I genuinely feel that way. Like if I if I
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: if I put on like football, turn off the turn
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: off the phone, put on football. I'm like, dude, I've
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: really this has been a great day. I'm really just
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: breaking out of the breaking out of the the.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: The trap the screen in the sixes. Yeah, it was amazing.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: You watched ball yesterday, of course, Drake may m v P. Dude,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: best rookie debut of the year. Bro get me a
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: fucking jersey bro.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Of Drake May. Yeah, I have my. I had my
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: May jersey on yesterday. Me one, get yourself one bro.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Alright, then I'm not getting one.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: The fuck He looked amazing though, or he was throwing
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: some rainbows. They were never gonna win.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: They were never gonna win, but the rainbows. It was funny.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: I was texting my friend Brendan from home and we
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: were and we were. It was when they were going
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: into the second half and I think they were down
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: by fourteen, they were down by seven going into the
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: second half, but they, like I think the Dolphin or
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: the Texan scored again quick and then I was like,
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: they had the ball back and I was like, dude, this,
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't want to get like out
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: of hand, but this game is definitely still winnable. And
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: then immediately like as that happened, they fumbled the ball
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: and then the textan score. I remember texting him and
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: being like, I texted you that this game is winnable
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: four minutes ago, and now they're down by three touchdowns.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: That's the Patriots, though, and they threw him out to
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: the slaughter. They weren't supposed to fucking win that game. No, No,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: that's a tough way to start.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: I was kind of I didn't really agree with, Like, again,
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: May has to like be like they have to win.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: You can't really be like on the fucking doing the
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: press conference after and being like, yeah, we're really happy
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: with how today went. If you lost by twenty points. Yeah,
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: but he was being a little dramatic. He was kind
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: of hamming it up.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't see the press conference.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: He was like, we let him down, We let Rake
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: May down today, And I was like, dude, come on,
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: he threw We haven't had that many points in a
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: game the entire season since Brady. Yeah, and it was
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: his first game. He played great. Yeah, that was a dub.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he showed what you need to doe.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: And four.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: We are when our record says we are, yes, man,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: it was going to cover the spread. That's a fucking barbaros.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: It is pretty crazy, though, because our defense was our
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: only good thing and then all of a sudden, our defense.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Sucks and then you have Khan Butte yeah catching that touchdown. Yeah,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: he was sick at LSU. Yeah, it was him.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: I had never heard that name until he scored.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: It was him. He was supposed to be like a
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: top ten draft pick. At one point at LSU, it
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: was him. They had Brian Thomas and then they had
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Malik Neighbors. That of them were the receivers. Yeah, and
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: he was fucking and for the one year he was
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: like gonna be a high draft pick and then fucking slipped.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Patriots wound up with him. I think there's some character concerns,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: but I want my wide receiver to have character.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: I want my wide receiver to be the worst person
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: on earth.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I need him to fucking drive his car no less
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: than like a hundred fifteen miles an hour.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: I want my wide receiver to have multiple domestic violence
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: like arrests.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: And I want him to, yeah, have probably a coke problem.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: The craziest tattoos I've ever seen. Yeah, like probably a
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: couple pairs of praying hands. Yeah, and then just.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Like weirdly religious. Doesn't really add up with the rest
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: of his lifestyle, but we kind of pushed that to
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: the side.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Kind of seems like he's just trying to like, yeah,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: put a tiny like insurance policy on his terrible life.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Beats women on the regular.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Fears. God doesn't fear women fears.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: God hits his entire families regularly when he gets home.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: One hundred and forty catches, seventeen hundred yards, fifteen touchdowns,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: seventy five children. Did you hear that fucking Stefan Diggs?
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like a gay rapist. You saw that shit?
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: That what I was gonna say.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: That's all we're gonna say. Do you guys see that dude? Digs?
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Do you see the digs Like? I don't know.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's true.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's true either. I thought that's what
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: you were gonna say, I was gay rapists. I wasn't
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: gonna bring it up. I'm a big Digs guy, dud.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: I've had him on fence in a row. I won
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: money on him yesterday. I knew I was because I
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: bet on him because I was like, dude, they're they're
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: putting way too much mustard on my man's jacket. Yeah,
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: and I'm gonna bet on him to score. And then
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: he scored because I knew he was coming out for
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: a revenge game, showing people like if I was a
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: gay rapist, could I do this if I was?
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: I go ten for ten, one touchdown.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: But unfortunately, seeing that Aaron Hernandez documentary The Gay Rapist,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: might have like it might be more of a case
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: than he could do that.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is true. Hernandez was so good.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he he was, and he was a shame what
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: happened to him. He was the nastiest gay rapist of
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: them all.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: I started that show, turned it off thirty minutes in.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Once they started like giving each other fucking hand jobs.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: I was like, dude, I'm not watching this, but I
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: can't watch yea Hernandez never would have done that, but.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: What I was about to say about he would have fucked.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: We would just give him.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Hernanda's was not gay, and I don't care who says
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: it he is.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: It was more of a dominance play. Yeah, it was
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: more of a social just resetting the social order.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: It's like wrestling, but just like two steps past wrestling.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: I remember someone tweeted, Uh, there was this dude who
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: wop on Twitter a while ago, and he tweeted and
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: he was like, he was like Aaron Hernandez, it wasn't gay.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: He just he smoke, He got a little he got
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: a little freaky off the blunt or something like that.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: I forgot what it was. It was so funny though.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: It was right when that documentary came out about when
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: they dropped that he was gay in it.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: It was just getting freak out the blunt. Yeah, but
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Stefan Diggs was fucking Cardi B when she was eight
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: id that I did see that. That's insane. Yeah, when
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: she's eight months pregnant.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's weird, but it is baller.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: That's why you have to. Like, I bet you could
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: pinpoint the month when she was eight months pregnant and
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: then look at his stat line.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, two hundred yards fourteen catches, three tuddies, one
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: hundred yards receiving, one hundred yards rushing.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Now yeah, he's like Travis Hunter, playing in both ways,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: playing both ways. He was having the time of his life.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: No, that's true though, Like I bet C J. Stroud
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: saw that on Twitter and was like, pumped, get me him. Yeah,
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: this is exactly what we wanted.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Get him on my squad now, yes, just like a
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Billy Bean type of character, reading like the police blodder. Yeah,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: like there's this kid down in Florida. Yeah, problem exactly exactly,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: and he gets on bass. This kid down in Florida
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: just fucked his math teacher. Yeah, twenty eight years old
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: with a fat ass.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: We need it.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: We need him out here at USC stat.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was Uh, it was pretty crazy seeing the
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Patriots who scored yesterday. So is that dude?
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Bute? And then what Douglas? It was both of their
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: first NFL touchdowns? Douglas Is Douglas a rook? No?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: No?
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: And it was his first touchdown?
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Is it de Mario Douglas?
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Good ass name.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I know he's good.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: That's the second thing I'm looking for is like a
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: fucking sweet ass name. Oh yeah, if you have a
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: sweet ash, I mean Kateshean, But yeah, that's a good
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: creole name.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: I hate when you place a parlot, when you put
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: down a bet, like at any time touchdown bet, and
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: then out of nowhere, these dudes that you didn't even
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: know were in the NFL have like three touchdowns in
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: one game. That dude yesterday, Patrick the Patrick, Tim Patrick
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Penn State. I heard Tim Patrick, and I fail to
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: my knees. I was like, I've never heard that name ever.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: That that is not a good receiver name if you're
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: just betting bise off the name Tim Patrick should not
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: be getting a single fucking catch. Bullshit ass middle management
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: data entry. Name the fuck out of here, Tim Patrick,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: pick one. You can't be to Patrick. I was devastating
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: when Patrick and then twice and when Glue eating fucking
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: middle schoolers name.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty I had I had a parlay
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: where I needed Gibbs to score yesterday and it became
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: pretty painful when they're trying to have the old lineman
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: run one in before they're letting gives one run in. Yeah,
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: it's like, dude, just let him run it, like we're
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: on the one.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Let him run in and Frank Rag now Penny Suell
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: to get one. That was pretty crazy.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: That was a pretty crazy game. It was a sweet
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: It was pretty awesome.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Wasn't It's always nice to see the Cowboys lose on
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones' birthday.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was pretty brutal.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Dan Campbell was ruthless, but just to play calling, or
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: did he say just.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Clearly they hate the Cowboys because of the whole thing
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: that happened last year.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I hate them. I hate the Cowboys too.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: You guys might have a chance of actually beating the
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Cowboys because they're terrible. Yeah, and you guys are almost
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: better than them.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: But we're buns too.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are pretty bad. Yeah. It's kind of weird,
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: dudecause like the so the Bengals, the Cowboys and the
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: Bengals are just both legitimately bad teams this year.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Well the Bengals won, dude, they barely be the Giant.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Barely the Giants.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: You can't tell who's good and bad right now. I
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: know it's like too early to tell somehow.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: But the Giants looked good.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Giants look good. And without Molik.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Neighbors without without Malik, one of your other LSU brothers.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: He's really good.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: He's one of your great LSU brothers. When you watch
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: the fucking when you watch football, where are you watching
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: at the crib? Yeah, strictly single screen.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Now I have I'll go TV for the one pm games,
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: usually the Patriots play at one pm. I'll do Patriots
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: on the big TV, red Zone on the laptop. Yeah,
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: and then uh, and then I'll usually just go quad
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: screen for the four PM games.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, just have them all up there a time.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Or I'll do red Zone on the TV.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: You bet in your dick off, or what responsibly.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Possibly, So this is crazy. I actually had a pretty
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: good day yesterday.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Talk to me.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: So I won that bet earlier in the year to
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: go up to seven hundred, and then I haven't put
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: money back in my account since.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: So the whole team is fucking Steve Man.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: The whole team is fucking Steve. So I got up
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: to eleven hundred in the in the account, in the
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: DraftKings account, and then yesterday I got back down to
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: sixteen dollars. But but that was over the course. I
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: didn't I didn't throw away a.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Thousand because and all the bets were in.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: All the bets were in. Yeah, but I so yesterday
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: I started off with three hundred because I've been losing
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: a lot, so I worked my way back down to
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: three hundred, and then yesterday keep mine. This is six weeks.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Still haven't added money since the first week and amazing
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: pretty good. So yesterday I got back, I got back
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: down to sixteen dollars and then bro, I'm at five
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: hundred right now.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Let's fucking go row.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: And I and if the bills went tonight, I'll be
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: up to twelve hundred.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: If you're at home singing with us, started from the bottom.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Now I'm Steve started from the out of Now my
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: whole team is fucking Steve.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: The whole team's fucking Steve because I keep on just
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: hitting these these money line parlays. People say I don't
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: know ball. They love to say I don't know ball.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I know, I'd love to say. I keep hearing people
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: say it.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: If a man didn't know ball, why am I about
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: to hit a nine leg parlay?
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Why is he at five hundred right now?
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Am I at five hundred if I don't know ball?
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Listen to this shit, dude, ten dollars to pay out
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: four hundred eighty dollars Lions, Angles, Falcons, Steelers, Bucks, Ravens, Eagles, Bears.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: All I need is the Bills to win.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: I could so easily see the Bills losing tonight.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you would still be I mean, getting that
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: many right is pretty good.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: I know one. The last time the Bills beat the
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Jets at MetLife, I don't know, over two years ago.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: It had to be over two years ago, because I
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: went to the last two games that they played at
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: MetLife and they lost both of them.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Are you going to this one now?
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Fuck no, dude, fuck that met life fun on Monday.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: It sounds terrible awful. Also, the Bills don't have any receiver,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: even though that the Bill's rookie receiver probably did some
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: heinous stuff in college.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Coleman, Coleman, Yeah, dude's a problem.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he is good. Who I want.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: He is good.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: He's who I want is a receiver. But just hearing
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: him talk, he's the type of dude to like deny,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: grab me and then like prove why it doesn't worry.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Patriots got a guy who's not has Baker
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: played at all? That that the rookie that they drafted,
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: the wide receiver Baker. Yeah, they them, and then they
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: have Javon Baker.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who was like a UCF or some shit.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Javon Baker there there, he's he hasn't really gotten much
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: playing time this year. I'm telling you they'll put him
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: in three hundred yards yeah, four touchdowns.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Because he's the kind of guy that probably like goes
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: fishing with his bare hands.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Dude, he is a He is a menace. That guy
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: is a problem. Yeah, we need him playing. He went
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: live on Instagram when he got drafted like third. I
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: was like one of like thirty people watching it live.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: It was like all you hear is just like eight
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: o eight drums just ringing in the background, and he's like, man,
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: pass me the fucking Henny. Where's the fucking Henny. That's amazing,
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: that's the guy you want on the roster.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Drinking the lebron Hendy. Did you see Kayson not drinking
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: the lebron? Henny? And now he took a sip of
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: the lebron? Henny was just like, did he spit it out?
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: No?
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: He was like, ain't that our ball, dude.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Once a week I get caught up in a in
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: a Twitter thread of Lebron's funniest moments, and I've seen
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: all of them, but I laugh just as hard every
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: single time.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Every single day. For the last week, going viral for
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: me has been when he puts the glasses on.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: His face, that one the face protection.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, h that might be his best one of all time.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: That might be his number one moment of all time.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: I think my number one right now is when he's
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: sitting in between the two girls and he goes and
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: first of all, Happy International Women's Day, and then but
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: you can just see that it's no, it's no audio
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: you see him mouthing it. Have you seen this one?
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Is it Genie Buss and the other woman?
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he goes first of all, Happy International Women's Day,
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: and they're like they're like laying on top of him
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: and they're like cushing him. Yeah, and they're like thank you.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: And then then someone put it in the replies his
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: story on Instagram after that happened, and it's just him
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: driving down the highway like with just some sadass saw
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: him playing in the background because his wife kicked him out.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: Actually that's what people say. Hey, it was like three
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: hours later he's driving down the highway with some saw
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: him being like song about true love or some shit
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, that's probably worse for her. She's probably like,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna cheat, keep that ship on the road.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: They'll be fucking TV in La in front of me.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: They were groping him. Yeah, they were fondling my poor brun.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: That's our ball.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Was so good though, Ain't that our ball?
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: Our ball? Ain't that our ball?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: That's all bro. We need to get that lebron Henny,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: we need to get a bottle of it.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: I would break sobriety for Lebron Henny. I mean, that's
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: a once in a lifetime opportunity. You can't turn that down.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Did you see Draymond Green was like he was drinking
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: and he was like, now I got some of the
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: King in me.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: Pause.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: That's a big pause.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Now I got the King inside of me.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, I got him fully inside of me.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's you can't be saying that.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Can't be saying.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Send you to the Israel League for saying thing like that.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: You're playing in Guangdong, China for something like that. But uh, yeah,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know what his uh, if he's been if
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: he was making a gay joke, that's funny.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those guys do not make gay jokes.
• 1:00:49
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  Speaker 3: Why is it like that? That's not what it's like
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they used to be seven. Maybe they
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  Speaker 3: Long prot I mean, what is that seven?
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  Speaker 1: Alright?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what is it? A week? In baseball?
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  Speaker 1: They don't play every night. They have like days off
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been contemplating if I'm gonna watch any of
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but playoff hockey is just so good.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be able to. They're gonna have us
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  Speaker 1: on that catwalk up the bleeds.
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  Speaker 3: The nosebleeds deep.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind a deep bleed.
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  Speaker 3: The brain. We're past the nosebleeds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the scalp, the root of the hair. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be deep up there. Francis in Hawaii all week.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We were saying before, I have a hard time,
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  Speaker 3: like like a feeling bad for him because he's been like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: He definitely is has the nice as first class seat
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  Speaker 1: on the way out, and.
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  Speaker 3: He's definitely staying in like the nicest hotel maybe on Earth.
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  Speaker 1: It just gets to play golf.
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  Speaker 3: Even the Four Seasons in Hawaii must be the nicest
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  Speaker 3: hotel they're staying, Dude. I don't think Francis has ever
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  Speaker 1: It's like the only ones that exist.
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  Speaker 3: He always is hitting me up and he's like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, dude, that is all of the money
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to make this weekend would be going to
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  Speaker 3: the Four Seasons. I can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: He's just living for free basically. Yeah, you're just getting
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  Speaker 1: and then just paying for the four Seasons with it, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I've never stayed I've never even been inside of a
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Four Seasons. I'm not a big I'm not very picky
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: when it comes to hotels, though.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: It's best that you wait for that.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: If you get too picky too soon, you're gonna have
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: to work so much. I know you're gonna have to
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: just be on the road constantly. Yeah, it's like your
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: first baseball game has to be in the nosebleeds. Yeah,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: you can't be sitting behind the dugout for your first game.
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  Speaker 1: You have to appreciate it.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: That's facts.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: And you're in the fucking nosebleachs right now. With these hotels,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: with the hotel up in Rochester.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: Amazing. Yeah, yeah, anything outside of it, I mean going
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: away from that Baltimore hotel and getting into this hotel.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: I was so pumps just.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Being able to ship freely. Yeah, that's a fucking blessing.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Just a powerful flush of like a strong flush. But
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: I am working on. I've come to the conclusion it's, uh,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: it's not my shit, it's I use too much toilet paper. Uh,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: but you should be on the d dubs. I just don't,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: I know, because I don't like bring them in your
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: I don't even like the possibility. Like some people are
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: out here using one fucking piece of toilet paper, Like, dude,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: that's gonna break and next thing you know, your hands
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: are in your asshole like I put, I put, there's
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: this thick of a barrier between my hands and my asshole.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Well aren't you washing your hands afterwards?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Dude? Even if I'm washing my hands afterwards. I don't
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: want to have fucking doukie on my hands at any point.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to have dookie. But isn't there
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: you can split the difference and find the amount that
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: you need.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm working on right now here. It's a
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: learning process.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: You're growing as a human being.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: Because I grew up my family, we go with the
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: cheapest toilet paper you could. Yeah, that's inexcusable. It's like
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: the paper that you would put on top of a
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: present in a gift bag.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like not the wrap paper.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, And so I've been used to just grabbing a
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: massive mound of toilet paper every time I wipe my ass.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: But now I'm now I'm I'm living large, and I'm
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: going to these hotels and they've got like fucking like
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: like comforter toilet paper.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Do they cover the toilet paper?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: It's it's like a paper towel.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: But that's what you should be using for the rest
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: of your life.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: I like the thin.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: I like to go. I like no one likes to think.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: I like the thin you like?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Single pie is your preferred toilet paper?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: Give me half ply this? I want to grab I
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: want to grab a big ball of it and not
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: be worried about it not flushing. That ship's always gonna
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: flush because the second it turns to water, it's like
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: when you put cotton candy and water, it just dissolves.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're putting that on. You're using that to clean
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: your asshole. Yeah, that's disgusting.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I honestly wish there was some like a like
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: a little bit of a sandpaper texture to it. Really,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: just shaave it out of there, shave you, yeah, shave
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: me down a layer layer.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: They say you have seven layers of skin. Yeah, that's
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: one layer of skin a week.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: And then you just reacron Sunday.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: You reach out one every day of the week.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: I think it resets on Monday. It should Monday at midnight, just.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Your seven layers come back.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I mean it's nasty, but you should be taking care
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: of yourself. But the New York City plumbing is so
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: bad that, like, you could clog a toilet with pe
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: in New York.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Dude, I cloged my toilet the day I moved into
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: my apartment. You know, the first thing I did, I
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: put my mattress down, and then I had to go
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: pie a plunger.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: You don't even have to use poop or toilet paper
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: to clog a toilet out here, though, as the hole in.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: My toilet is this big, The hole in my toilet
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: is like if you were shitting into someone else's ass
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: and then you're like surprised that it's clogged every single time.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: It's this. I've never seen the toilet with that small
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: of a hole. It's like that. I think you should
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: leave sketch. You ever see that one where they replace
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: the hole and it's like this big it's for a
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: fart that's disgusting. You've never seen that. I don't think
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: it's one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make a ton of sense, obviously, No, I
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: don't don't.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I think it's to keep the rodents out. Have
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: you ever heard about this? No, someone was told me
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: telling me that in some places in like Brooklyn, you
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: have to keep your toilet closed because rats will swim up.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: I've heard of it. They like Florida, like alligators or
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: snakes coming up people's toilets.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: Much rather have a rat than open. Man. Imagine you
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: want to sit open the toilet and there's a fucking
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: head of an alligator in there. That's just you just
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: kill yourself.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Have to take that ship to ship on the alls mouth.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just sitting.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: There like a cartoon alligator with his mouth wide open.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: But I heard that people will, people will, they'll come back,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: they'll go like, they'll go somewhere for like a week,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: and they come back and they open their toilet. Dead
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: rat in the toilet that discussed. I think that's why
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: they got the tiny holes. But I feel like that's
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: totally making this up. I have no idea if that's
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: why they have the tiny holes. I'm pretty sure that's
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: not why they have the holes. That's small. It could be,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: but I have heard that people do in New York.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: People do open there. Someone told me that it happened
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: to them.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: You know how people used to be shorter back in
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: the day. Get every generation before this one people were
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: humans were all shorter. Do you think that like in
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: a couple of generations before this, turds were thinner. Maybe
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: that's what was going on, Like old New York buildings
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: were built for skinny turds of when people probably was
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: eating like meat loaf. Yeah, was the only thing that
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: was on the menu.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably true.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: They probably just had nice, thin turds.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure I'm willing to bet that's probably what
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: it is. Because no, there's no way that the shits
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: today look like what they looked like fifty years ago.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: It would it would blow so much money.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: They would bring you to the hospital immediately. If I
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: took a shit and I was like, that was actually
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: a pretty healthy shit, they'd be like, we're gonna send
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: you somewhere. Some things not right.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: This man's broken. It's like when pipes get clogged up
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: by like a dam and some when I said, jam
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: them shit, h jam. The block of jabs are always
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: fun videos. They're so calming. I know. I don't know why,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: because it does just look like shit.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: I love a good damn, a little damn fill.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Up, you love damn. I love the can bro. These
• 1:14:24
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• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: You're a big can guy, buzz Bro. You faded off
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: the can. Only forty cows. It's not bad.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: I know. I've only had seven of them just thrown
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: off the can. These are the cans that you'd love
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: to recycle.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: Because you want more.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you get like, uh.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, damn it. There are only so those are two
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: mgs and four mgs of Yeah.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: The cibita is nice, is very nice, just good for
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: my joints.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: I love. Yeah, Yeah, surely helps me with my joints,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: if you know what I mean.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: It's definitely fake though, whatever's in CBD.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: They say it's real. There some early uh some early
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: people that were being like CBD cures cancer. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that. I think it like maybe
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: if you have like a dull back pain, it might
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: make it less dull. Yeah, because your high as fuck
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: forgetting about your back. Yeah.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: But there was like I bought my mom a fucking tincture.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even a tincture. It was a lotion for
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Christmas or something, yeah, with and it was like two
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars. It was absolute bullshit, just smells
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: like menthol.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: I used to hit the tincture hard.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: It was because of it. I bought it at a kiosk.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: At the mall. Yeah.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: My first mistake was going to the mall. Yeah, second
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: mistake is going to the kiosk.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: Kio.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Not even the established.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Story goods happened.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Anybody can have a Kiosk.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can just walk in and set one up.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could just take over a Kiosk like a pirate.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody's like a signing kios starts telling your own ship.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: I want to start selling my own ship in New York.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Bro snow globes about to be snow globe season, Dude.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: The fall is here and it came quick.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: And that means snow globe seasons right around the corner.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Well, I actually had a question for you about the
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: fall because I'm new to the city bike lifestyle. Dude,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: what do you do about the debris that's just shooting
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: you in the eyes the entire time that you're full
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: like your biking? What do you mean I was biking.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: I got on the bike within five minutes, dude, it
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: felt like someone poured sand into my eyes.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Are you not using your goggles?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: There was literally full acorns and leaves landing on my eyes.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: We're taking an acorn out. There are days when I mean,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: I didn't know if it was debris based because I
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: have contacts, so I'm not really feeling the debris. But
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: there are days when I'll come in when like my
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: eyes are like it feels like they're like bloodshot or
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: like staying, like my eyes staying after riding a city bike.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: I thought that was because I was going over the
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: bridge and they're getting wind in them.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: I think it's the debris from the because of where
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: where I live, there's dude, it's all leaves, just leaves everywhere.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, were are you in the suburb of Denver
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: front backyards.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: Down by where I'm at? And that was amazing. I
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: hopped on the bike this morning and I had to
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: stop and scratch my eyes.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, you gotta start wearing rexpex.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: I know it would be sweet because I'm not trying
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: to damage the Smiths. You know, I don't want to
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: damage the chromo pops. So I'm gonna have to buy
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: a cheaper pair of sunglasses to wear while I bike.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: The Smith's again, the chromo pops, where did you get those?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: And the surf or this least robbed. I went in
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: there to buy one beetle fly pattern, which is literally
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: thirty cents, and I left spending three hundred dollars on sunglasses.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: But maybe they're good for bike riding.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: They're great for fishing. They're fish finders. You can see
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: all the fish, I know, but maybe they're good for
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: bike riding too. You should just email Chromo Pops to
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: see chromo pop. They're just kept on being like and
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: this new Chromo pop technology, it's gonna highlight the greens
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: and the reds no matter what the weather is.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's good for fall. You could see what the
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: leaves change colors.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: It's really it is true, Like if it's overcast, you
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: throw on the chromo pops, all of sudden feels like
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: it's a sunny day.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: You should try biking in and then it'll make the
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: city less gray probably now.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: But I don't want to damage the pops. The cps.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: It's fucked, you know how I said. I My boy
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: was in from uh Brooklyn this past week. Yeah, I
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: had a crazy night out in Brooklyn. He has a sunk.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: He has a glasses company. So maybe we could get
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: you a deal in some chromo pops.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a bad idea. I mean, I don't
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: know if his company has that technology yet, but.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: His company is. They're the taste makers. If you're in Boston,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: you should go check them out. It's called Soma Optical.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: They're the taste makers.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: For oh you told me about this before you went,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: when you were in Boston.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you gotta get some glasses from there. The
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: taste makers, they are literally the taste makers. If you
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: find if there's some cool shit, it's that they're not
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: carrying fucking Jacques Marie Maush anymore. Bro, it's not twenty
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: ten that shit. They have the fucking new high end
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: Japanese French Italian ship. Yeah, they're gonna get you, right.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: Do you think why don't sunglass companies make like do
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: they make like windows and like windshields and stuff like
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: that for.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: Cars, like tinted cars.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like imagine having a car that you've got
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: chromo poppy in the car. It would be never want
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: to get out of the car.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: It would probably be depressing to get out.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: You probably would.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of sunglass technology that's advancing quickly because
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: there's I have. They're not chromo pops, but they like
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: they're basically rose colored glasses and makes every the greens
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: pop so much it makes you think every day is
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: a sunny day. Take them off. It's a little bit depressing.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I do, Like I like when
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: I'm going fishing and and I got my I got
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: my chromo pops on, but it starts getting dark and
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, I gotta leave soon. And then you
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: take the glasses off and you're like, oh shit, I
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: got like three more hours of sunlight. Oh it's all
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: because you don't realize that it's it's like getting out.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: It's actually not dark yet.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Interesting. That's the blessing of the chromo.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: Put every fun experience to pop those shades off and
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: go three more hours of fishing.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: It's like the groundhog every day. Yeah, three more hours
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: of fishing, yes, three more months of summer.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think I'm gonna go fishing this week.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think I'm well because.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: Everyone just keeps on talking about this October bite.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: How about that Drake picture?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I don't know what the fuck that was.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: So you, dude, I got like maybe two thousand people
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: that sent me that.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: Because you are the face of fishing right now. I
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: know fishing is about to be really popular. I know,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: don't you feel that?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: I feel it coming.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: It's like right there. Yeah, you know, some bodies are
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: gonna be wearing full fish.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: Full waiters around New York.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Full Waiter's nothing now that Bianca sensorry is is single,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: she's just gonna be waiting around New York and waiters
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: and titties out.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: Sabrina Carpeter is going to be on stage just full
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: orvis head to toe. She's gonna have like a fucking
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: button down shirt under her waiters.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: I just got this brand new pair of waves. Fuck
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: you want then now, I'll call you later. It's the
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: legend Carpenter. She's crushing it, she's killing it. Well she
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: just oh no, Eilish was in New York? Is she
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: in New York this week or she was last night?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: I think Sabrina was here last week. She was doing
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: the Barclay.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: I think Eilish is doing the Barclay.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: Why do these people do not do MSG?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Or maybe maybe I was just actually probably doing so.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: I was just definitely doing MSG.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: She's got real the goat.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: But isn't the Barclay the same exact amount of people
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: as I think? It actually might be more?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: But what about the catwalk? Bro? What about the nosebleaves?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: What about the cachet? What about Manhattan?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: But it's you know, you really made it when you
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: do a show at the Barclay and then do a
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: show at MSG. You think, so you can do an
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: arena per Burrow.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then you do the Queens.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: MSG is bigger. Oh shit, two thousand more, Carpenter, step
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: your game up.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Get right, Carpenter, I'll.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Find two thousand people to fill out that MSG. Show
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: me you, Connor Griffin, I don't think MSG, ever doesn't
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: sell out.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: That can't be true. I think people will just go
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: no matter what.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: I think it's. People are like, oh, something's happening at
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: MSG tonight, let's go.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: And it is only the biggest acts. Yeah, I respect
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: the hell out of it. You think Andrew Schultz would
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: even call his dad if he sold out the Barclay.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: He's not even telling his dad.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: Hell no.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: But now it's those extra two thousand people.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: Then you get that extra two thousand. Now we're talking.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: We talked about Timberlake canceling at the Barclay right now there.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Didn't he cancel one of his shows in New York?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: Like one hour before it was supposed to go off?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: Did he?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: And everybody was like, this is going to fuck up
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: the tour?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: No, Well that was I knew he got the DUI.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think he canceled the show right as
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: it was about to happen recently, unless.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: Someone canceled the show at a radio city like an
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: hour before it happened, like last.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Week Kilders and wouldn't be fucking Timberlake. Tim like wouldn't
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: be at doing theaters.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: No, Timberlake's way above fucking radio city.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: No chance he's doing theaters unless he's doing like The
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Nutcracker or something.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: See that theater that Alex Cooper did in La No huge,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: it's like maybe like ten thousand people.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: So you see whatever Brianna and Grace do live shows,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: they have like they'll do like a five teer theater.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's interesting.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be you one day, little Bro.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: Oh it's not.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yes it will Bro.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: I've peaked, Bro. No, not thirty percent capacity at Rochester Carlson,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: that's my peak.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: I heard it was a good sixty. I heard sixty.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Wasn't their ages, it was the amount of people there.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: No, that that early show was packed really yeah, because
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: it was all old people because people have to get
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: out before sundown. I don't know the show. Oh dude,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: they got a nice operation going over at the Carlson.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: What kind of show starts exactly at seven pm. Late
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: show starts exactly at nine pm. Oh really, dude, I'm
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: in bed by ten thirty.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: So nice, that's the dream.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: It is so funny when I leave with the audience.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: It reminds me of that Joe List. Joe List has
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: a big just like shuffling out, just shuffling out, dude.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: Joe List has a bit where he talks about I
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: think it was when he was filming as Special and
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: he talks about He's like, isn't this funny? Like comedy
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: is the only thing where like you're at the show
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: and you're waiting for the show to start, and you're like,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: oh shit, that's the guy right there. He's just standing there,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: right there. He's like, He's like, I don't think you
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: go to see Bruce Springsteen and you're sitting there and
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: you're like, oh shit, there's Bruce right there waiting to
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: go up with all of us.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Like a football player is also just getting a hot
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: before he goes out to play quarterback.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: But it's literally like the show ends, I go back
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: to the green room, get my wallet, leave, and I'm
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: walking to my car with the people that just sat
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: and watched the show. The craziest was Bakersfield. Bakersfield. I
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: was out of the venue before they people finished paying
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: their checks, so like people were leaving and I parked
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: in the back, so I had to go around to
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: the front. People were walking out of the venue and
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: you just see me just peeling out, like I'm in
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: my car leaving the venue before they've even got into
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: their cars.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: I don't you just wait or something?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Because Little Rochester, I was like, I gotta go home
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: and play Minecraft. I got to get back to the
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: World's Speeding Home. Yeah, you could get home to play.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: It's also like there's not really much what am I
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: gonna do?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: If you don't care, you want to go home?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah? If you don't care, why why should they? Yeah?
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: Do you think of someone like if there's like a
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: traffic jam in the parking lot, like uh, and someone
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: beeps at you and then they see it's you, they
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: will be less mad.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: No, if it was the Saturday early show, definitely the
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: Saturday the Saturday, or if it was the Saturday early show,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: they'd be like, how is he ruining our day? More?
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: How is he still fucking us over?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: We left early so he could not fuck us over,
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: and somehow he's ahead of us already in the parking lot.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: That's not right.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I ain't right.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking bully.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: It ain't right. Shout out Sebastian. It's the name of
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: this tour. I know it ain't right.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: Were you guys howling? Were you his lines along with him?
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: No, we were just howling because he was like out
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: of nowhere. All of a sudden, they got the shoot
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: on the JumboTron and then it just cuts to SEBASTIONI
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: and he just goes it ain't right, and we were like,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: where the fuck did that come from?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: Was he being that serious?
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: That's the name of the tour. Yeah, when you do
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: I think when you do those arenas, you have to
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: have like this gay, little fucking big at like a
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: montage of every single accomplishment you've ever had.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: I've seen that at Burke Chreiser shows.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have like a ten minute video because they
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: do it at comedy clubs. They play a ten minute video.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: But it'll be like I guess it's their way of
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: like warming up the crowd. They'll play like old like
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: Sarah Silverman clips and like and like Bernie mack and
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: like just no one's paying literally that it'll literally it'll
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: be like a ten minute video of just like clips
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: of different comedians and then like welcome to the Jungle.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: We'll start playing, and then like the host will go out.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: Do you even get a full joke out of the
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: medians or it's just like yeah, you can get.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: A full joke, a full like two minute bit.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: He will be fucking a bitch.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't had no damn pumpkin pie. And then
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: it's just some dude being like do you think this
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: is gonna be funny or what do you think is
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: gonna happen? You think Francis is here? Yeah?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: I think Mouke is here. Do you think Muke edited
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: down his joke for it is such a better viewing
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: experience once he edit your jokes out? I know, out
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: of order? Live shows coming up? Yes, but they're all
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: sold out, aren't they? Ain't it sold out? Ain't it.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: Go to Chicago? Chicago? That should be the first one
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: that should have sold out. Yeah, get tickets to see
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: us in Chicago. Where is it laugh Factory? The laugh Factory?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: Come on, guys, it's history. Yeah, we're going to become
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: a part of history.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: That's where Copone used to go. That's where Capone got syphilis.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: You don't want to miss the ship.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: Did Kramer have his blowout at the one in LA
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: or the one in Chicago? La? That sucks?
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: You think that if he's the N word in Chicago,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: he's escaping. Yeah, that's true, No fucking chance. In La,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: they're like, all right, as you were.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: That room is huge. That's probably why it hasn't sold
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: out yet. It's a big room.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: What's the room size? Five?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: Probably three point fifty. I did that room. I did
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: that room. I did a spot there. I was nervous
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: as fuck, shaking at the legs.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: Did you overcome it? How did it go?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I killed? Yeah, crushed. Do you still get nervous? Yeah?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: That's a little Wayne.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: What do you say?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: He said? Are you high right now? Do you still
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: get nervous? That one song when he's like hell yeah,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: hell yeah, that song? Every night? One of our coworkers
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: dating him.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: All right, let's go to uh, one of our coworkers
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: is dating Lil Wayne.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: All right, let's let's uh, let's cut it. Let's cut it,
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: all right, guys, all right.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Well We'll see you guys on Thursday. Oh, I'm gonna
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: be in Burlington, Vermont on Sunday with column Terrell, lev
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: Fir and other people. So come to that what Lev?
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, huge fan.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: I know it's gonna be fun. Huge So uh all right, Well,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: see guys on Thursday. Goodbye, hm, hm