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Lunch with the Clydesdale - What Do We Think of Quarter Finals? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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quarterfinals have been announced the
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workouts that is,
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and I can talk really good.
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Yeah.
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And the whole world is talking about that.
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So let's talk about it next.
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I love the chase and the hunt and
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I set the pace when I'm running.
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I always take what I want and I
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always give it one hundred.
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Don't need a bank, no I'm funded.
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Play the game like it's nothing.
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I'm always thankful for something.
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Don't take for granted, stay humble.
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Now wake up!
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It's time to look at the enemy.
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Look in the mirror if he is no
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friend to me.
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It's not working out,
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maybe it's the chemistry.
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It's time to break up so I can
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make a better me.
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It's lunch time.
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What is going on, everybody?
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We are back and better than ever.
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I got to talk about something before we
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get into this CrossFit stuff.
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Nope.
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Got to.
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So I'm sitting there in a meeting.
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I run this meeting every other week.
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And so I'm sitting there and my phone,
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this notifier pops up.
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And all it's doing is confusing me.
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And here we go.
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I'm just going to put it up there.
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So I don't know if you saw this
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today.
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So this pops up on my notifier.
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I did see that today.
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Okay.
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So it says quadruple amputee cornhole
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player fatally shoots man.
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Authorities say not only did he shoot a
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man,
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he shot a man while he was driving.
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So the first thing in my head is,
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how does a quadruple amputee play
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cornhole?
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So when I read the headline,
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every word of that sentence made less
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sense as it went on.
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So not only can he play cornhole,
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but he can drive a car.
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And he can fire a handgun and a
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rifle.
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And the reason why I know that is
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I saw a video of him loading a
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his handgun and shooting it and shooting a
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rifle.
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But not only can he load and shoot
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a handgun and fire it,
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he can do it while driving with no
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arms and no legs.
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my thing about the wild driving part is
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he probably didn't have to load it and
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like rack it while he was driving i'm
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sure he was driving like most people who
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who own handguns do like it's loaded and
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racked because otherwise it's just a
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paperweight at that point what i want to
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know is is that how he got it
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out and like shot the dude who was
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still in his car and the dude was
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just like letting it happen because
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You can get out of a car pretty
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easy.
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I don't know if anybody has ever tried
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it or not,
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but I just got to open the handle
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when you can just fall out.
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It's fine.
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It's not, not hard to do.
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I'd rather I take my chances with the
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road before I took my chances with the
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handgun being pointed at me by the guy
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with no arms and no legs.
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Well, no hands and no feet.
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He has partial arms and partial legs.
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I.
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I just was like,
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I'm trying to focus on the meeting I'm
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running at the time.
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Pops up and I'm like, what is happening?
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And I looked at my calendars at April
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fools.
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No, it's not.
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And then if you read the story,
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he then fled from the scene.
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Yeah.
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Well, even better.
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He tried to get the two dudes that
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were riding with him.
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to help him get the body out of
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his car.
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They refused, got out of his car.
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He managed to get the body out onto
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somebody's lawn,
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got back in his car and then fled
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the scene.
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As a quadruple amputee.
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With, I mean, he's got partial arts.
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He's got half legs and half arms,
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basically.
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So there is no picture.
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No,
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but I was really clear things up for
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me a little bit, I think.
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So he's got stumps here and here and
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the same thing going on in his legs.
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And I think that something in here,
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like something open this area somewhere
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still kind of works.
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So he can, he can use that.
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Like he's,
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he's basically pressing the handgun, uh,
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in between his stumps to hold it in
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place.
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And he's got something that he can
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articulate to get in the trigger,
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like inside the guard,
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to be able to pull the trigger.
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I saw that on the video of him
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actually shooting.
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If I could find it,
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I'll send it to you so you can
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actually see.
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It's wild.
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It's absolutely wild.
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Yes, Jenny, it's pure madness.
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So how the hell do you focus when
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your phone is saying a quadruple amputee
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not only is a champion cornhole player,
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but then, in addition,
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shot a guy while driving?
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The cornhole player would have been
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enough.
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And fled the scene by running away.
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Yes, Helson.
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He ran away.
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Technically, yes.
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He ran away.
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The visual in my mind is...
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Ridiculous.
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A hundred percent.
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This little like torso kind of bobbing and
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weaving down the road.
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Yeah.
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I mean, that's accurate.
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That's as accurate as it gets.
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All right.
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I just said I had to get that
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off my chest.
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So I think I just got something.
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Okay, here we go.
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Yeah.
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No, it wouldn't be there.
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Hopefully he sent it to her.
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Nope.
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Sent it to my personal account.
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I can't access that on my laptop.
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So, yeah.
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I was wondering what we're chatting about.
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We're talking about the guy with no arms
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and no legs who's a champion coroner who
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just murdered somebody with a handgun that
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was in his car and then drove away.
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You know,
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like we normally do at lunchtime.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Because doesn't everybody?
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Yeah.
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So, yeah.
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And it made ESPN.
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Yeah.
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Well,
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cause the guy's a champion cornhole
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player.
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Was it on the Ocho?
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I'm sure it was.
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I'm sure it was.
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We could probably start that whole
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conversation with the fact that there is
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in fact professional cornhole.
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Let's go ahead and talk about that for
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a little bit.
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We can, we just start there.
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And of course,
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since there's professional cornhole,
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one of the champion players doesn't have
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arms and doesn't have legs, you know?
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Yeah.
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It is things like professional cornhole
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that make me tell people that CrossFit can
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never be a sport are full of it.
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You've never watched the Ocho if you think
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that CrossFit can't be a sport.
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Professional tag players.
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Have you seen that?
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I saw a professional stair climbing.
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I didn't see that one,
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but I believe it.
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It's ridiculous.
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What is on the Ocho?
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We went from, uh,
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we were at me and my wife and
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kids were at dinner,
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actually eating lunch one day at a Mexican
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restaurant and they had it on.
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And this is the type of time of
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year that it was the WNBA draft was
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on one TV.
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The WNBA draft was on one TV.
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And this was on the other one.
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It went from,
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we watched the last couple of rounds of
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a professional cornhole tournament,
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which was sponsored by Johnsonville brats
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appropriately enough.
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And then they went to tag,
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which looked like a giant jungle gym,
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but like there was four walls around it.
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And it's a bunch of guys that were
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doing like parkour and free running in
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between all of this stuff and playing tag
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is the craziest thing I've ever seen.
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Kenneth Lab, is the Ocho real?
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Yes.
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After Dodgeball came out,
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the movie Dodgeball,
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and they said that it was being broadcast
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on the Ocho, ESPN eight,
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ESPN actually created an ESPN eight,
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the Ocho,
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where they show wild sports like this all
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day long.
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The stuff that used to be on wild,
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wild world of sports back in the gap.
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Well, yeah,
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but why rule the sports like the little
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segment to show you the weird sports of
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the world?
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To show you the weird stuff.
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Yeah, that's what I mean.
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Yeah.
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A hundred percent.
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Table tennis.
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There are electrical circuit board
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competitions on the Ocho.
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I only know because a CrossFit judge was
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heading to do that after a CrossFit comp
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one time.
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Wow.
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That checks out.
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Yeah.
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Literally,
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I was watching a stair climbing contest
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where they put like a Teflon coating on
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the stairs.
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Oh.
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Water was rushing down it.
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And then someone was shooting tennis balls
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at them as they're trying to climb.
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Yes.
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I am in.
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I am in.
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Sign me up for that.
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Please sign me up for that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Um, uh,
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we've been watching the sticky dart
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competitions on the Ocho whenever they're
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caught.
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Those are whatever those are called.
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Yeah.
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Uh, like, and subscribe.
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Yeah.
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I forgot to say that off the top.
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If you like quadruple amputee cornhole
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players, like murdering,
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murdering people with handguns in their
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core, uh,
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I was leaving that out because people
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probably don't like that.
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It's the full story.
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It's you got to have the full story.
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You can't just go with quite like you
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have to get the whole because nobody would
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have known who he was.
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Otherwise, let's be honest here.
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He's a professional cornhole player.
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Name one.
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I'll wait.
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Damn.
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Corey is old.
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Hey, bro.
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I'm not that much younger than you are
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seven.
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Believe me.
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All right.
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So quarterfinals were announced yesterday.
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Workouts.
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Yes, they were.
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How many workouts have you done already?
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I tested one this morning.
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And I started to test the shuttle run
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one yesterday afternoon,
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and I did a little test of the
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bar muscle-up squat clean one this
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morning.
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So a lot of people have had a
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lot to say.
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I am going to ask you what your
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overall thoughts are.
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You texted me yesterday.
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I know what those thoughts are,
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but I will give you the floor first,
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and then I will say my piece after.
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Yo, dog, we heard you'd like to open,
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so we gave you another open after your
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open is basically what my thoughts are.
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These four tests would have made fantastic
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open tests.
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There's no skill aside from the bar muscle
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up.
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I don't give a shit what anybody says.
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A handstand pushup is not a skill.
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That is a capacity test at that point.
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Anybody can do a handstand pushup if you
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have the proper strength for it.
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There's no skill involved.
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I don't consider double unders to be much
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of a skill.
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It's definitely not a high skill type
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deal.
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This is four more.
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Aerobic, I mean,
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the heaviest weight is a three,
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fifteen deadlift.
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Like, okay.
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And the only thing that precludes it is
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being able to do three hundred double
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unders,
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which is not a whole heck of a
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lot of dumb blunders.
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If I'm being completely honest here,
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I mean, it might be for some people,
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but I do not think these are good
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tests to get people to semifinals with the
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fact that nobody has to submit a video.
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It's that it's.
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bananas crazy it is a complete another
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story yeah yeah yeah yeah i get it
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as a test themselves i'll put it like
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this i like the workouts i'm not mad
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at the workouts necessarily but i do i
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think that they're good tests for
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quarterfinals no not at all not at all
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there's no skills whatsoever
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So let's go through them real quick.
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It's ten fifty foot shuttle runs,
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twenty overhead squats,
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thirty lateral burpees over the bar.
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Then you rest a minute and you go
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back the opposite direction.
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Yep.
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Eighty pounds, one fifteen.
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Then we have eighty dumbbell hang squat
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cleans, forty bar muscle ups.
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Choose your own adventure.
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Just get her done.
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Yep.
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Then we have three rounds of fifty
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double-unders, deadlifts at one weight.
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We go to then,
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or three rounds of that,
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two rounds of fifty and ten,
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different weight,
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one round of fifty and ten,
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another weight.
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Weights climb, one fifty-five,
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one eighty-five,
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two twenty-five for the ladies,
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two twenty-five, two seventy-five,
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three fifteen for the men.
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And then we finish up with a thousand
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meter row, thirty clean and jerks,
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a thousand meter row,
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thirty strict handstand push-ups.
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Yeah, I need five, one, thirty five.
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Here's my thought.
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And I, and I will admit,
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I read through them because I was in
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a meeting during the announcement.
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So I didn't get to see it like
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presented.
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I just kind of read through it and
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let me pull up Daniel's thing.
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Cause he did pay.
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Thank you so much, Daniel.
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Workouts are fun.
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This is what you get though.
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When you invite seventy five to eighty
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nine percent people surprised the lack of
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skill stuff being that boss was in charge.
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Same.
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So
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When I first looked at it,
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I was like,
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it looks like they look like open
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workouts.
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Right?
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That was my first thought.
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But... Until five years ago,
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we never had quarterfinals.
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Right?
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Right.
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So there hasn't even been a big history
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as to what quarterfinals are,
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what they should be, whatever.
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And my big thought was...
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In any sport you do,
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you have to take on whatever is put
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in front of you to move on in
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the season.
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If you're in football,
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you may have to face a run-heavy team
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in the first round of the playoffs.
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You may have to face a run-and-shoot
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offense in the second round.
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And those are very different.
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And depending on however those fall,
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Your team may succeed or not throughout
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that gauntlet.
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When you're playing baseball,
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it could be cold.
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It could be hot.
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It could be rainy.
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Whatever.
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And you have to face those challenges as
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you go.
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I feel like with CrossFit, we are so,
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and this is back to the essay that
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was sent to me last week.
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We are so hypercritical of everything that
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is put out.
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Instead of saying,
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this is the challenge in front of me,
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and this is what I have to do
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to move on.
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And then it was,
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it came back to me that in the
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two thousand nineteen games,
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when everybody complained that no heavy
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barbell came up before the majority of the
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people were cut.
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And Dave's response was,
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we're not here to find the strongest
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people who are fit.
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We're here to find the fittest people who
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are strong.
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Sure.
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The title is not the strongest on earth.
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The title is the fittest on earth.
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And with that,
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these workouts are finding fit people.
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Now,
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is it finding the most skilled person?
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Is it finding the most strong person?
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No.
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But these workouts are finding fit people.
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Yes and no.
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Sure they are.
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Let me back that up.
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I'll one hundred percent agree with you.
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You will find some cardiovascularly fit
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people.
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The problem with that is… Why do you
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say cardio?
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It is fitness.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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The problem with that,
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the reason why I'm saying that,
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and the problem with that I have with
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that is that these are also pushing people
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to semifinals.
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So now you're running into a scenario
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where you're going to get to,
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you're going to advance people.
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You could possibly advance people to
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semifinals who do not have the requisite
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skills.
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They might be fantastically fit in other
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ways,
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but they can't walk in feet on their
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hands.
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you're going to have to do at semifinals
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we assume unless this is just going to
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be the the the no skill no barbell
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no heavy barbell games semifinals and or
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games so that's the the entire thing of
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the entire but that's never been the case
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you're going to get people that can't do
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unbroken or you know whatever i'm just
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picking out numbers uh
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Handstand pushups,
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not strict handstand pushups.
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Strict handstand pushups is pressing,
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period.
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That's all there is to it.
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There is some skill involved with being
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able to bring your knees down,
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pop your legs up,
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land in a fully extended position,
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in the correct position with just your
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heels on the wall to do a kipping
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handstand pushup.
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It takes a lot more skill than it
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does just to get upside down and push
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your head up from the ground.
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It's not...
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I don't disagree with you.
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You're going to get some very,
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very fit people.
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But there's a very real possibility where
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you're going to get some very,
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very fit people who can do these basic
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type things but cannot do the things that
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are going to be required of them when
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they get to semifinals.
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And you're going to leave out people who
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can do those things.
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And because they have a broader range,
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they're not as fit as the people who
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can do those other things.
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Okay.
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Who are we leaving out?
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Because it happened at regionals.
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Back in the day,
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everybody wants to romanticize this.
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The greatest time in CrossFit was you did
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the Open and then you did regionals.
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And there were a ton of people at
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regionals that could not do the skills
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that were given to them at regionals.
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And they came in,
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they came in seeded ninth and ended up
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finishing fortieth.
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Because they got there,
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they couldn't climb a rope.
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Legless rope climbs took out some of the
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biggest people in the world.
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Ended up being champions of the sport.
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They didn't have that skill set going into
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regionals.
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And so it was embarrassing.
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And then they had the choice to get
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way better at those skills and become a
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champion like some did.
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Or just...
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live in the in the muck of mediocrity
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i don't disagree with you on that
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necessarily i just i i especially with the
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recent blatant cheating that went on
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during the open with all the stuff that
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the girl he was talking about right now
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and and maybe it's just because i'm in
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that mindset that's where my head
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immediately goes that this is four more
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open tests and
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And I know we're not supposed to be
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talking about the fact that as far as
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the judging is concerned and all that
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stuff,
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but it becomes part of it because you
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can't have one thing without the other.
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If the tests are what the tests are,
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fantastic.
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These are what the tests are.
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I have to do them just like everybody
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else.
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I know which ones I'm going to be
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really good at.
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I know which ones I'm going to be
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doing damage control on as far as that's
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concerned.
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But like I told you yesterday,
21:26
At some point,
21:27
it becomes not just me against myself
21:31
getting these workouts done,
21:32
knowing that I had the skills to be
21:33
doing way crazier stuff.
21:35
It becomes me having to do these things
21:37
and having to also fight against the
21:39
people,
21:39
be better than the people who are going
21:41
to blatantly abuse the system.
21:44
See,
21:44
but now we're talking about apples and
21:46
oranges.
21:48
Because I'm looking at the workouts.
21:50
I understand.
21:51
The workouts isn't going to change the
21:53
people who are going to abuse the system.
21:55
You know why it's going to change?
21:57
Because now I don't have to look up
22:00
and go, oh,
22:00
you can't walk on your hands.
22:04
But if you abuse the system and you
22:06
cheat,
22:07
who knows if it's real that you can
22:09
walk on your hands?
22:10
Just because it's written doesn't mean
22:11
they actually did it.
22:12
I don't disagree.
22:16
I guess that's why I'm getting back to
22:17
the fact that we don't have to submit
22:19
video to advance is wild.
22:23
I get that.
22:24
I am totally on board with you,
22:26
one hundred percent.
22:27
But for this argument alone,
22:29
for this argument alone,
22:31
I'm just looking at the workouts.
22:32
And if everybody did it by the book,
22:36
it's finding fit people.
22:40
Right.
22:41
And if they then can't do it at
22:42
semifinals, I'm OK with that.
22:45
I'm not because the people that could have
22:47
been are now not at semifinals.
22:50
But you're making up whatever criteria you
22:52
want the semifinals to be or the games
22:55
to be.
22:56
We're not the programmers.
22:58
I know we're not,
22:59
but I'm going to lead out for you.
23:01
You have to go through the gauntlet.
23:04
Where we had to do those skills and
23:06
that I've been working on to be able
23:07
to get to.
23:09
That's the whole problem.
23:11
But it's unknown and unknowable.
23:12
We don't know what's going to be
23:13
programmed.
23:14
We don't know what's going to be put
23:16
in front of you.
23:17
All you can do is do the test
23:20
that's given.
23:21
You're not wrong.
23:22
You're not wrong.
23:25
not wrong joseph ramirez thank you for the
23:27
five dollars i'll admit it i can do
23:29
well in these workouts but i'd probably
23:31
struggle in the next round but we don't
23:33
know that either joseph because we don't
23:35
know what's coming in the next round you
23:37
can look at past and say it's going
23:40
to test this this and this but it's
23:43
all a guess it's an educated guess again
23:50
go back to the glory days of crossfit
23:52
everybody wants to talk about the regional
23:54
setup
23:55
Do you remember the year that Dave said,
23:57
okay,
23:57
I'm going to really show them we're not
23:59
going to have a barbell the entire
24:00
regional?
24:03
That was before my time,
24:04
but I do remember it happening.
24:05
I do remember it happening,
24:06
I guess you'd say.
24:07
I do know of it happening.
24:11
Carolyn Prevost in the chat.
24:13
People every year get tests they are
24:14
unprepared for at semis.
24:15
Max lift, legless rope climbs,
24:17
deficit handstand pushups.
24:18
That's okay.
24:19
And the ones who are more well-rounded can
24:21
move on.
24:23
And that's kind of what I'm... Listen,
24:26
I admitted when I first looked at these
24:27
workouts, I was like,
24:30
this doesn't look that glamorous for
24:33
quarterfinals.
24:34
But the more I listened to people...
24:37
complain about it, not having this,
24:39
not being the heavy, not having skills.
24:42
I'm like, in all other sports,
24:44
you just have to do what's thrown at
24:46
you, regardless of the conditions.
24:52
So that's kind of where I came to
24:55
this realization is,
24:59
when you look at these workouts,
25:00
they're going to find fit people.
25:03
And then when we get to semifinals,
25:05
those fit better people better be able to
25:07
do something.
25:08
And the fact that we have more in-person
25:10
testing where it's legit and we know that
25:15
the people can then actually do the
25:17
events,
25:18
you're either going to be able to do
25:19
it or you're going to get embarrassed.
25:24
At the cost of the people who could
25:26
do them that you cheated to get past.
25:28
But those people weren't fit enough.
25:31
Are they?
25:32
We won't know.
25:33
Stop bringing in the video stuff.
25:35
I don't even mean the video stuff.
25:37
I just mean, are they?
25:40
Because did those people actually belong
25:43
there in the first place?
25:44
If they did these four workouts,
25:46
they proved they were fitter than the
25:47
other people who did them.
25:49
If you can believe that the scores were
25:53
legit.
25:55
That's where my problem comes in.
25:57
And that's a different argument.
26:00
It all has to go together in my
26:02
head.
26:02
It all has to go together because you're
26:03
an athlete and I get why it's all
26:05
going together.
26:05
Yeah.
26:06
But just looking at the workouts,
26:09
the workouts are fine.
26:11
Oh, I didn't, I didn't,
26:13
I just think it,
26:14
it looks like open part two.
26:17
And this is how I put this together.
26:19
So I wrote this down earlier today.
26:21
So we used to have a five-week open.
26:23
People considered it to be a more complete
26:25
test because it was five weeks.
26:26
Five weeks, at least five workouts,
26:28
sometimes six when you get a part A
26:30
and a part B, right?
26:32
And people were like,
26:34
people were fine with it and thought it
26:35
was great.
26:35
Then that went away and they went to
26:37
a three-week open, right?
26:39
People started complaining.
26:40
It's less of a test, whatever.
26:42
So they added quarterfinals.
26:44
Initially,
26:44
quarterfinals were not this close, right?
26:48
to the open, right?
26:49
You remember that it was like you had
26:51
three weeks or whatever it was and then
26:52
quarterfinals would happen.
26:53
And then people were yin and yang about
26:56
that,
26:56
which people was going to bitch about
26:57
whatever.
26:57
I get that.
26:58
So let's look at twenty twenty six.
27:00
What did we do?
27:00
We had a three week open.
27:02
We had one week off and then on
27:04
the fifth week back to your five weeks
27:07
right there, you have quarterfinals.
27:10
So you got a one week break and
27:12
now you have these four tests to do.
27:13
So now you've got seven tests.
27:16
seven workouts within a five week period,
27:18
which is very,
27:19
very close to what you used to have
27:22
at a five week open.
27:25
There are more tests today than there ever
27:28
have been in the past.
27:30
A hundred percent.
27:31
Right.
27:31
To get you,
27:33
because you have to do three week open
27:35
four events at a,
27:36
at a quarterfinal six events at a
27:39
semifinal or whatever they program.
27:42
And then the games.
27:46
Sten put it well.
27:47
It's not about the workouts.
27:49
The workouts are fine.
27:50
It's about the zero verification of the
27:52
work being done.
27:53
And that we agree on completely.
27:57
But I'm with Carolyn.
27:58
High skill and heavy is fringe stuff.
28:01
I would rather get someone there who's
28:02
fitter overall and not specialist versus
28:05
wanting specialist high skill or strength.
28:08
Yeah.
28:09
I don't want to max lift.
28:11
I'm not asking for that.
28:12
I'm not asking for...
28:15
If it's going to be a part two
28:16
that is supposed to be a little bit
28:18
more of what we had before and a
28:20
little bit harder than it should actually
28:21
be, in my mind,
28:23
this is my clear personal opinion,
28:25
which I'm probably completely wrong about,
28:27
but whatever.
28:29
There should be more stuff in there that
28:31
is not.
28:34
You could take these tests and I don't
28:35
think anybody's going to disagree with me.
28:37
I know you won't because you look at
28:38
it the same way.
28:39
You could take all four of these tests
28:41
and put them in the last three weeks
28:43
and it would have made a great open.
28:45
Because they are all open style tests,
28:51
right?
28:51
A little heavier barbell with the
28:53
three-fifteen ending deadlift,
28:57
which is still not super heavy, right?
28:59
Three-fifteen, yeah,
29:00
for guys is moderately heavy on where
29:03
you're at.
29:03
But so is the one skill.
29:06
People either can do a whole lot of
29:07
bar muscle-ups or they can't.
29:09
The volume is higher than what we'd see
29:11
in an open, right?
29:13
Eighty and forty,
29:14
kind of a bigger deal as far as
29:17
that's concerned.
29:18
But you go look at,
29:20
was it twenty point one or twenty point
29:22
three,
29:23
whichever one it was with the rowing,
29:26
the wall balls and entering muscle ups
29:29
like all together.
29:31
That was a pretty big test.
29:32
Choose your own adventure style type deal.
29:38
I kind of see what they're trying to
29:39
do as far as this thing is concerned.
29:41
And I don't disagree that you're going to
29:42
get very, very fit people there.
29:44
I think like a lot of people,
29:45
I was expecting more out of it,
29:48
especially with BOS programming instead of
29:53
kind of almost a rehash of what we
29:55
just did the previous three weeks.
29:57
Okay.
30:00
The other thing that came into my head
30:02
is no CrossFitter will tell you that Murph
30:07
or Fran or Grace or Isabel is a
30:11
bad test.
30:14
And none of them have high skill
30:15
movements.
30:17
None of them are heavy.
30:19
Right.
30:21
It's really weird how like the mindset of
30:24
the CrossFitter changes when we label it
30:27
open quarterfinals semifinals.
30:30
A hundred percent.
30:31
Right.
30:33
I tend to be in,
30:35
to doing like interval work in a
30:36
classroom, right?
30:38
In a class set, not a classroom,
30:39
but in a class setting,
30:40
whenever you're coaching a class and like
30:43
everybody's during your rest period and
30:45
everybody's kind of,
30:48
kind of complaining about it or whatever.
30:49
And you go,
30:49
ten seconds and everybody stiffens up.
30:53
You're five and all of a sudden everybody
30:55
kind of leans in and gets ready to
30:56
do what they're fixing to do, right?
30:59
It sucks until you have to do it.
31:00
And then everybody kind of locks in.
31:02
And I feel like this is the same
31:04
thing.
31:04
Like everybody's going to bitch and
31:05
complain, myself included.
31:07
We had this discussion,
31:08
was that yesterday or day before,
31:09
whenever that was.
31:11
We are going to complain about whatever we
31:15
can complain about.
31:18
And I am,
31:18
and I know I'm on that list.
31:20
I get it.
31:21
Uh, I just think.
31:23
I'm just, I just want to say like,
31:26
I've never done Cindy and said, wow,
31:28
that was too easy.
31:31
Right.
31:32
And if like,
31:34
if you can do a fast Cindy.
31:38
You're fit, right?
31:40
And there's no high skill.
31:41
There's no heavy barbell.
31:43
There's no barbell.
31:43
There's no weight.
31:45
Just you, a pull-up bar, and the floor.
31:48
Sure.
31:52
All right.
31:56
This is a lunch show.
31:57
We don't have a ton of time.
32:00
I'm sure we'll talk about this all the
32:01
way up until Thursday.
32:02
Sure, sure.
32:05
but those were my thoughts last night.
32:06
I was listening to all the different shows
32:09
and the experts talking about things.
32:11
And I just was like trying to think
32:13
it's, it's really in all sport.
32:16
You are given a test that week to
32:19
compete and to win.
32:21
Right.
32:22
And that's what this is.
32:24
And if this year it's not high skill
32:26
and it's not heavy to get you the
32:27
whole way to the championship,
32:29
you still win the championship.
32:32
Right.
32:33
But anyway,
32:35
We also had yesterday the cheater that
32:37
confessed the confessions of a cheater.
32:40
Did she though?
32:42
So at first,
32:43
like until you get to the end,
32:45
I wondered, is she really confessing?
32:47
Right.
32:48
And then when Hiller went down through the
32:50
list of things he accused her of,
32:52
and she said yes or no to those,
32:55
then I was like, okay,
32:56
she has admitted that she did use a
32:58
training bar.
32:59
She's admitted that.
33:02
Oh, I didn't.
33:02
So I didn't,
33:03
I didn't get all the way to the
33:04
very end.
33:04
I missed that.
33:05
So he went down the list of all
33:08
the accusations and he said,
33:11
tell me if this is true or false.
33:13
And she went down the whole list.
33:16
So she did to the training bar because
33:18
you know,
33:18
I had a discussion yesterday afternoon
33:19
too, while we were watching it,
33:21
that like she knew completely at the end.
33:25
You know what?
33:26
Good for her.
33:28
Now I do want to say, um,
33:33
What the heck?
33:34
All right.
33:34
I still don't think she was being totally
33:36
honest.
33:36
I do agree with that.
33:37
She still did not fess up to the
33:39
wall ball thing.
33:40
Still said she was warming up with a
33:41
ten pound wall ball.
33:44
I have never warmed up lighter.
33:45
No.
33:47
If I'm warming up with,
33:48
I usually go heavier so that when I'm
33:50
doing the workout, it feels lighter.
33:51
Feels lighter.
33:52
A hundred percent.
33:54
And we talked about this with Carolyn
33:56
after the show on Sunday night.
33:57
She's like, she doesn't go heavier,
33:59
but she always uses the weight she's going
34:01
to use for the workout.
34:03
At the very least,
34:03
I don't want it to be a surprise
34:05
when I go to grab the one that
34:07
is supposed to be the weight,
34:08
and I didn't do anything but lighter
34:10
before then.
34:12
Yeah, and then Mark Phillips.
34:15
No way.
34:16
You're moving so fast, man.
34:18
You see Hiller?
34:20
I did.
34:21
She got a four-year ban?
34:24
Get out.
34:29
I'm looking right now on this one.
34:31
Hold on.
34:32
Um, half truce.
34:34
If you are following the bar down and
34:36
not dropping it, you know, it's lighter,
34:38
a lighter barbell.
34:39
A hundred percent.
34:44
Yeah.
34:44
We talked about all this on right.
34:47
After the show was over Sunday,
34:48
we talked for a little bit that those
34:50
are some of the things we talked about.
34:52
You know, it is dude.
34:53
If you get, if you grab,
34:54
if I grab a.
34:56
Women's barbell in a warm-up area
34:58
somewhere on accident,
35:00
you immediately know it's not the right
35:01
thing,
35:01
even though it's just ten pounds
35:02
different, because ten pounds is a lot.
35:05
Same thing.
35:06
If it's bouncing around on the ground like
35:07
it's not supposed to be,
35:09
something's wrong, and you know it.
35:11
If you've done this for any amount of
35:13
time, oh, that feels weird.
35:16
With my new athletes in the gym,
35:18
especially like the women that come in and
35:19
they start with a training bar and then
35:21
they go to a regular bar,
35:23
they'll tell you right off the bat, oh,
35:25
this feels different.
35:27
Well, yeah, it's a bigger bar.
35:29
It's a heavier bar.
35:29
It's supposed to feel different.
35:32
It's why they have a training bar and
35:33
that's why you have a non-training bar,
35:35
period.
35:37
So, yeah,
35:38
the fact that she was like and kept
35:40
on and kept on and I think she
35:42
just –
35:43
And I don't want to give her an
35:44
excuse on out because she's young, um,
35:47
you know, or specifically because of that,
35:48
but I think she just dug herself in
35:50
so deep.
35:52
At that point, it becomes very,
35:53
very hard to kind of undig yourself and
35:56
start just admitting.
35:58
Yeah.
35:58
Okay.
35:59
I did that.
35:59
Yeah.
35:59
Okay.
35:59
I did that.
36:01
Um,
36:03
Terry says we have a barbell at the
36:04
gym that is two pounds lighter.
36:05
I know immediately.
36:08
I have a training bar in my garage
36:10
that my wife uses.
36:12
The metal isn't even the same.
36:14
The neurons are not even close to being
36:16
the same.
36:17
No.
36:18
You can tell immediately.
36:20
Yeah.
36:20
As soon as you grab it,
36:22
it's not a real bar.
36:23
I shouldn't say real bar.
36:25
It's not a,
36:26
an only bar or a standard bar.
36:29
Right.
36:30
Yeah.
36:32
Immediately.
36:32
It's not even made of the same material.
36:37
I don't know where that would be on
36:41
IG unless they put it in the story.
36:44
Let's see if Jenny's got it.
36:52
The other thing I wanted to say is
36:54
about this whole cheating thing.
36:58
Siobhan was talking about, oh,
36:59
it's on Hillers.
37:00
Okay.
37:03
You got it?
37:09
If my computer would pop up.
37:20
Here we go.
37:27
The hardest pill I've ever had to swallow.
37:29
I was warned this could happen.
37:31
But you always hope it won't.
37:32
I made a very stupid mistake.
37:34
I knew better.
37:35
After the call yesterday,
37:36
I hoped I had done the right thing
37:38
by being honest,
37:39
that I could rebuild and take this as
37:41
a hard but valuable lesson.
37:44
Then the email came.
37:45
My heart sank,
37:46
and I still can't believe it.
37:48
I'm sorry.
37:49
This is the hardest lesson I've ever had
37:50
to learn, but this is not a goodbye.
37:53
This is still my dream,
37:54
even though as a twenty-year-old,
37:55
four years feels like the end of the
37:57
world.
37:58
This dream isn't over.
37:59
We'll rebuild from the ground up,
38:01
and I hope that in four years,
38:03
you'll see me at the games.
38:07
And so there is a clip of the
38:09
email.
38:11
The decision is final.
38:12
As a result of this,
38:15
misconduct for your sanction will be
38:17
applied to you effective from February
38:19
twenty sixth,
38:20
twenty twenty six to February twenty six,
38:23
twenty.
38:25
Thirty.
38:25
It should be thirty.
38:27
Yeah.
38:27
Yeah.
38:28
Holy smoke.
38:30
The decision is final.
38:31
You will not be permitted to participate
38:32
in any CrossFit game season events,
38:34
including any CrossFit-owned community
38:36
events,
38:37
such as the Community Cup or Service Cup.
38:44
So, there it is.
38:47
She collaborated with Hiller.
38:48
On the post, yeah.
38:53
So there it is.
38:54
She got a four-year ban for cheating.
38:57
That's the stuff that needs to happen for
38:59
this to go away.
39:00
The risk is not worth the reward.
39:03
No.
39:03
And here's your proof right here.
39:06
And I'm really glad Hiller made how many
39:09
videos he made and then went live with
39:10
him again yesterday because now it's out
39:12
there forever.
39:13
The internet is forever.
39:14
So if somebody is thinking about doing
39:18
something that stupid, please relate,
39:22
you know, review yourself back to,
39:24
remind yourself back to the Hiller videos
39:27
and just see what happened.
39:28
Follow the story all the way to the
39:29
end.
39:30
Girl got a four-year ban.
39:34
Do we think the coach is innocent?
39:36
No.
39:36
No, I don't.
39:39
Carolyn,
39:40
she can still do lots of CrossFit comps
39:42
that don't call themselves CrossFit.
39:44
She can do High Rocks, WFP, etc.
39:46
Sure.
39:47
Unless those comps say we are adhering to
39:51
the decision of another.
39:54
Because that happens in PEDs as well.
39:59
Some rules say that we adhere to any
40:02
suspensions by any other
40:05
Here's the thing.
40:06
So what Mr.
40:07
Satan Fit is saying there that she is
40:09
super fit,
40:10
she would have had a decent time,
40:13
like a really good time.
40:14
I say decent,
40:15
like a really good time had she just
40:16
put her actual score up there.
40:18
Well, they were talking on the thing,
40:20
and if you slowed the video down to
40:22
normal speed,
40:23
she still finishes under the time cap,
40:26
which is a great score for that workout.
40:28
It's remarkable because a lot of people
40:30
did not.
40:31
Which leads to Shanna's comment even more.
40:34
I think it's funny how she says it
40:35
was a stupid mistake.
40:36
It was a choice to cheat.
40:39
Absolutely a choice.
40:40
It was a choice.
40:43
At some point, you make the decision.
40:45
You go, this is what I'm doing.
40:48
Torpedoes be damned.
40:49
Full speed ahead.
40:50
This is what I'm doing.
40:52
And that's where it comes in.
40:54
That's how you get a four-year ban is
40:56
because you consciously made a decision.
40:58
And you have to keep making it because
41:00
now I have my video.
41:02
Now I'm going to put it in this
41:03
editing software.
41:04
Now I'm going to.
41:05
And every single decision you make is just
41:07
another confirmation of this is what I'm
41:10
doing.
41:10
This is the path that I'm going down.
41:16
um probably can't do xenon either i would
41:18
say no because crossfit is partnering with
41:20
them correct so it is a crossfit
41:23
sanctioned event uh we gotta stop acting
41:27
like twenty-year-olds or kids they aren't
41:28
they're adults yeah uh yeah i understand
41:34
carla i agree
41:37
Joseph,
41:38
the reference to her finishing was the
41:41
video she sent Hiller where the weights
41:43
were correct, the bar was correct.
41:47
She wouldn't have finished at normal
41:48
speed.
41:49
Yeah, not her original video.
41:52
The second video.
41:53
She had finished at normal speed.
41:54
Yeah.
41:57
And it's out there forever now.
41:59
Yep.
42:00
And now it will always be out there
42:02
in the Hillerverse.
42:04
I hope...
42:05
My hope for her is that she serves
42:08
her band, continues to work,
42:10
and comes back and Ricky Garrards the shit
42:13
out of it.
42:15
Right?
42:16
Comes back, continues to own it.
42:19
Right?
42:20
Somebody says,
42:21
you that girl that sped up your video?
42:23
And she goes, yeah, that was me.
42:25
And just rolls on with the rest of
42:27
her life and Ricky Garrards the shit out
42:29
of it.
42:29
I hope she kills it.
42:30
I really, really do.
42:31
Like, I'm glad.
42:32
I mean,
42:33
it took a little bit of poking and
42:34
prodding, but...
42:38
I say eventually.
42:38
I mean, what,
42:39
a weekend for her to come back around
42:41
and say, okay, yeah, no, I messed up.
42:46
This morning on the Savant show with
42:48
Daniel Chaffee, they were talking about,
42:50
I think before Chaffee got on,
42:52
they were talking about the cheating and
42:54
how Greg always used to say the community
42:58
will take care of that.
42:59
Police itself.
43:01
Right.
43:02
And then he gave Hiller credit that Hiller
43:04
has kind of been that mantra of the
43:07
community taking care of that.
43:10
And that's what's happening because it's
43:14
not like Andrew sits in a room and
43:18
watches thousands of hours of videotape.
43:23
There are people in the community sending
43:25
him stuff all the time,
43:27
calling out this person or that person or
43:29
this, or hey,
43:30
that judge wasn't this person or that
43:32
person, right?
43:34
He's just collecting all that and putting
43:35
it into a presentable format so that we
43:39
all find out.
43:43
I w I would,
43:44
I would be very curious to know how
43:47
much time he actually met.
43:49
Mr.
43:50
Andrews spends how much time he spends,
43:52
like going through all of the various
43:55
stuff that people send him.
43:58
Because I know it's gotta be a lot.
44:00
He said,
44:00
he said it before that it's a lot
44:02
and it just takes time.
44:04
And like, what am I looking at?
44:05
Why am I looking at this?
44:08
What am I looking for?
44:09
Oh, holy shit, there it is.
44:11
And the fact that a cheater got a
44:13
four-year ban is a huge deterrent for
44:18
ongoing cheaters.
44:19
That's a big deal.
44:22
That's a big deal.
44:22
I actually feel a whole lot better now
44:23
knowing that that actually happened.
44:26
Yeah, if you want to take your shot,
44:28
you're going to have to sit out four
44:29
years.
44:30
Good luck.
44:33
Absolutely good luck.
44:38
Still unbelievable they couldn't justify
44:40
sanctioning Kale.
44:41
He didn't even submit a video.
44:43
That's why.
44:45
And he also never came out and said
44:48
that he cheated.
44:50
This girl admitted to everything.
44:51
It's the same reason why,
44:52
even though they never drug tested Hiller,
44:54
they banned him for four years for PEDs
44:56
because he said he was using PEDs on
44:59
a public forum.
45:01
That's why they didn't.
45:03
And Kale has faded away into nothing.
45:06
There's also been a change in leadership.
45:09
Just saying.
45:09
Yep.
45:10
I don't know if that had any impact
45:12
on this at all,
45:13
but there has been a change in leadership.
45:16
I would say probably not,
45:17
but you never know.
45:21
The last thing I had on my list,
45:23
and I keep putting it on the thumbnail,
45:24
so I just want to get it out,
45:26
is Girls Unfiltered is starting this
45:30
Thursday.
45:30
Okay.
45:31
Dude, I cannot wait.
45:33
To be as transparent with themselves and
45:35
what they go through in a year as
45:37
they were coming hard at the boys
45:40
interrupted.
45:43
That was, that wasn't just coming hard.
45:45
That was swinging with everything that
45:47
they had.
45:48
That video is outstanding.
45:50
I laughed from the,
45:53
from the moment it started.
45:54
And then I realized what they were
45:55
actually doing.
45:57
And then as soon as she said,
45:58
stop trying to make fetch happen,
45:59
I was like, thank you, Jesus.
46:01
This just happened.
46:03
That's going to be,
46:06
if it's half as good,
46:07
which it's going to be at least.
46:09
And then the possible collaboration with
46:12
the boys, right?
46:16
Yeah.
46:16
I'm ready for it.
46:17
I'm absolutely ready for it.
46:18
What I found interesting was I watched the
46:20
beginning of Boys Interrupted.
46:23
And they said they weren't going to make
46:25
a comment about the reel.
46:31
Now James did say a few things, but,
46:35
and that's, and the other guys were like,
46:36
Hey,
46:37
we said we weren't going to comment on
46:38
that video.
46:41
Yeah.
46:42
I'm done.
46:42
I'm done.
46:44
That's fantastic.
46:44
I hope to God,
46:46
like when they kept calling Dallin
46:49
freaking Pat Vellner.
46:53
It's the blonde one that always finishes
46:55
third.
46:56
Yeah, always finishes third.
46:58
It's Vellner, right?
46:59
Yeah, no, it's Vellner.
47:01
Pretty sure it's Vellner.
47:03
Justin's still CrossFit.
47:04
He just doesn't win anymore.
47:06
Oh, my God.
47:08
They came hard.
47:10
Dude, I love it.
47:11
And did the other two ever really win
47:13
the games?
47:14
Yeah.
47:14
It was just cardio for James.
47:16
Cardio games for James.
47:20
And Jason snuck a towel out to the
47:22
floor for the pegboards.
47:23
Wiped the pegboards down.
47:25
Yes.
47:26
Dude, that was so good.
47:28
Oh my word.
47:29
Now they have to be willing to do
47:30
that with themselves.
47:32
Yes.
47:33
A hundred percent.
47:34
That's,
47:34
that's what makes the boys interrupted.
47:36
Good.
47:37
Is there willing to dog on themselves?
47:40
Boys being dudes, right?
47:43
Can the girls criticize themselves and be
47:46
okay with it?
47:47
Yes.
47:48
If they can talk shit about themselves as
47:50
well as the boys do,
47:52
then they're going to be going places.
47:56
No, they really will.
47:57
It's going to be a fantastic show and
47:59
it feels in a spot on Thursday and
48:02
There were some people in the space that
48:04
commented on that reel and said, well,
48:08
Monday night, the WOD Prep podcast,
48:10
and Tuesday night, this podcast,
48:12
and Wednesday night, the Barbell Spin.
48:14
Thursday night, now them.
48:15
What a lineup.
48:17
You left out Sunday night.
48:18
Right.
48:19
I skipped right over Sunday,
48:20
which is technically the actual beginning
48:21
of the week, boys and girls.
48:23
I know everybody thinks of it as the
48:23
end of the weekend, but...
48:25
You're incredible, Carolyn Prevost.
48:27
A hundred percent.
48:29
Indeed.
48:29
And
48:31
fit as hell jamie latimer hundred percent
48:35
who have both strong opinions on all kinds
48:38
of things fyi um that's okay i'm not
48:43
a calendar i'm just saying i don't need
48:45
to get into the crossfit media drama i
48:48
get it i get it we have our
48:50
little spot and we're good with it look
48:52
so
48:55
Somebody texted me this morning,
48:56
literally this morning,
48:57
about an hour before the show and was
48:59
asking me about if I knew anything about
49:02
beef between Sevan and Spin and all of
49:05
that.
49:06
And I said, no, I don't.
49:08
And the reason I don't is because we
49:12
have our own little corner that we stay
49:14
in and we don't get involved and we
49:16
don't care about any of their drama and
49:18
or nonsense.
49:19
We do our thing and then we go
49:21
on about our business.
49:24
Yep.
49:25
It's pretty easy.
49:28
I'm like friends with all of them.
49:30
A hundred percent.
49:31
Right.
49:33
It's just, it's just crazy.
49:35
Like Carolyn.
49:37
Us opinions.
49:39
Never.
49:41
Hard opinions on things.
49:42
Carolyn.
49:42
I love it.
49:43
Big fan.
49:44
Big, big fan.
49:46
so well that was a fun show um
49:49
talked about quarters talked about uh
49:51
amputees that are play cornhole and murder
49:55
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50:04
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51:08
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It's fine.
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It's fine.
51:14
All right, guys.
51:16
With that,
51:17
hope you guys have a great rest of
51:18
your day.
51:19
We got heated today.
51:20
I forgot.
51:20
I didn't even have a good segue for
51:22
Thursday.
51:23
He wasn't in the chat to help me
51:24
out.
51:25
No,
51:25
I'm about to get on by the messenger
51:26
and be like, dude, what the hell?
51:29
Left me hanging.
51:30
I needed her today.
51:33
The amputee and the quarterfinal mess just
51:36
had me all distraught.
51:38
The amputee alleged murderer.
51:41
Because you got to add alleged to it,
51:43
but you can't add alleged to amputee
51:45
because he is an amputee.
51:46
He's an amputee who's an alleged murderer.
51:49
Don't have to add alleged to professional
51:51
cornhole player.
51:52
Because he's also a professional cornhole
51:54
player.
51:54
That point is set in stone as well.
51:58
Oh, goodness.
52:00
With that,
52:00
I hope you guys have a great rest
52:01
of your day.
52:02
Get your thirds.
52:03
You get a good night's sleep.
52:04
You need it after the show.
52:06
With that, we will see you later.