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Mariachi Proposal · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:05
  SPEAKER_02: Do you ever I all of a sudden want a taco.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_01: Do you ever find yourself and you know it's wrong, laughing at bad behavior?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, for sure.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-oh I get like I it's weird, like sometimes I laugh, sometimes I get really mad, and I don't know why.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: This one's like it's really none of my damn business.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: No, this one though, I only laugh at it because it is just so absurd and so wrong.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna pre-warn you, there's a Karen alert coming out of this story.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: So this couple decided, and they were in California.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: This couple decided that they were gonna have a mariachi band at their wedding proposal.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that is awesome.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, think about this.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_02: I love this idea.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_02: This is great, right?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_02: Here, Zach is on one knee.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah! And because it's a mariachi because it's a mariachi band, does he have the ring on a churro stick?
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: The first of all, if he was on one knee, you're gonna have to help him off because that other one is bad broke and he's gotta get that thing replaced.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_02: Don't even get me started.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_02: He's got an appointment coming up.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_02: But I mean, I told you I'm dating an old man.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, so does he have the ring on a churro?
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: Just wait till he gets a couple hips done, he'll be a little hipper.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, bah, all right, so anyway.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_01: So this couple's getting uh engaged.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: They have a mariachi band.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: Along comes this Karen who's walking her dog, and she decides that she was gonna interject.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_00: The park is for people that live here to enjoy the park and have picnics, and they don't allow events on the grass here for that reason.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I understand them.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_00: So I just called the police, they're coming out here, they're gonna make you tear it down.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: No, I understand, man.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: We'll be out.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: I don't promise.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_00: It's every single weekend, and I'm sick and tired of it.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: We weren't here last weekend.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: Just tell them to tear it down.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna have to anyway.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_00: No, don't tell me to shh shh.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: That's in Mexico either.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: So I had to fix up.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_02: This is fun.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: And then she's not her, but the mariachi.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: She yells, go back to Mexico.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, tell me you're not racist without telling you you're not racist.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: That's just so.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: I know, right?
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: Why are you ruining their proposal?
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: This is adorable.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: Would you grace me for the rest of your life?
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Go back to Mexico!
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, you don't speak English.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_02: That's what she's gonna say next.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: You know, maybe if they offered her a taco, she'd enlightened up.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I think that that's a great idea.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know, when you get on a plane and there's a crying baby, but then there's a mom who has the little bags for everyone because she's saying, I'm sorry, you're gonna have to endure this crying baby.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_02: Which I really appreciate.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yes?
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_02: So if you gave me a taco for, I don't know, I love the mariachi band, but okay, if you think I'm not gonna like it and you want to give me something as a, hey, thanks for putting up with the mariachi band.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like the shot of tequila?
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'll take three.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_02: Tacos, not tequila.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_02: No tequila.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: No tequila.