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Santa Joins The Show · Podcast - Big 98.7

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You know, they're like cheesy pickup lines. Have you ever found that they
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ever work? It's just stupid. They're funny to like say, you know
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what I mean, like, geez, you're the only ten I see.
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I don't want to say that it's more of a guy thing, but it
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typically is. I can't think of a time that I ever used to pick
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up line. You're a lady. But all you gotta do is stand there
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and just have guys come up and just take their cracket. I'm just standing
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at them. Let's just do a throwback at the obie. Just twiddle in
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my thumbs. Literally, have drinks just be thrown at you. Anybody there.
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I'm single. Hundred people run over wearing their flannels with the sleeves rolled
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up to the elbow. Well, here I have some ways to pick up
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people flirt right without using those cheesy pickup lines. You were kind of a
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cheesy pickup line, guy, We absolutely not. No, come on,
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now, how about this give a power compliment? Now, power compliment's a
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fantastic way. You know, you hit them with like some and that's not
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their physical attributes, right, comment on their infectious laugh or maybe a cool
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tattoo, maybe say something about their awesome shoes. Power compliment. Okay,
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now this one, this is gonna work every time. Have a staring contest.
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All right. It's a classic childhood game, of course, but basically
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you're staring and then it's you get busted until somebody comes over and it's like
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Hi, no, no, you literally say, hey, let's have a
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staring contest. Oh you don't like it? No, that's really weird.
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What if Travis Kelsey said, hey, let's have a staring contest, I
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wouldn't blink? Or this is sort of along the same lines. Playfully tease
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them. We've all seen that it's effective. Yes, right, I mean
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having a little good Just you don't go too far with it, you know,
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boy, that's an ugly face ras them a little. I really like
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that. Yeah, share a secret that can work? Well, yeah,
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what kind of secret would you be dropping? Well, but you know they
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say that sharing something that only a few people know, like maybe an embarrassing
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hobby or maybe a hidden talent. You just kind of lean and go.
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You know, I don't tell many people this, but I've got a quite
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the magic trick. But jeez, that's that's a whole nother one. In
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itself. You want to avoid cheesy pickup lines, do a little you know,
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is this your card? What? And I got a magic trick of
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all magic tricks? Have I shown you that one? Oh? God,
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it's good. If I wasn't married, i'd be it wouldn't be fair embarrassing.
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Okay, give them a nickname. That's another way to flirt without using
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cheesy pickup lines. It's a good tool, you know, for texting.
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Let's say you put them in your phone if you're saving their phone number.
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Give them a fun nickname. Yeah. Maybe, Like if it was you
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and I'm looking at you right now and I'm trying to flirt with you,
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and you got a red sweater on I do, I'd be like, I'm
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gonna call you mister Rogers. Now, how cute is that? Just like
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that now I'm texting you now it's like you don't even know my name.
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I'm in as old red sweater because we've all had that to her. It's
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like, uh, oh be Saturday night, forgot the name or whatever?
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Guy? Yeah, forty two, you're telling me if I met you at
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a bar and you woke up the next morning with the textas head, good
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morning, mister Rogers, Yeah, no, I probably wouldn't respond. Now.
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The experts who put this list together the ways to flirt without using cheesy
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pickup lines, their recommendation was, maybe try calling them trouble maker, Oh,
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a little troublemaker. I don't know. This feels very like mom and
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dad, like what you would be doing. I don't know, doesn't feel
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flirty. I try to come to the show with like good ideas and interesting
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stuff, and you gotta remember it is I am not I'm not good at
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any of that flirting again, any of that, lady, So just stand
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there, you'll be good. Like an in the morning, big naty eight
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point seven. If you got a wedding ring, you know, if you've
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ever almost lost it or lost it, oh horrifying. Ho see, have
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never been in that situation. My uh my husband recently just said his feels
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like it's a little big, and I'm like, oh, Nick slimming down
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a bit, but must be getting a little a little trim old skinny fingers.
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And he like did though, like he moved his arm kind of slapped
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it and it got loose and almost fell off. He goes, I just
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want you to know, Honey's get them a little loose. Now, men,
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men never lose theirs, because it's like it's like the sunglass theory,
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where if you buy a super cheap hair sunglasses, no matter what you do,
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you'll never lose them. Correct, But a you know, ladies ring
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gonna be generally a little more expensive. So this woman, though she lost
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her ring, absolute nightmare situation. She mistakenly threw away her beloved wedding ring
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in the trash brutal So what does she do? I was gonna say,
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in that situation, you're, of course as gross as it's gonna be.
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You're gonna go through every single garbage bag that you possibly can. But she
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knew it was too late because they'd already thrown out the garbage. It'd been
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picked up by sanitation workers. Okay, Austa Lavista ring gone forever. So
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she calls the sanitation company, no pleading her case. She's desperate. This
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ring from her husband means the world to her. Ah, So she talks
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to the workers and she gave them particular Now, what time the husband threw
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the trash out, what was in the trash bag, and what kind of
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car he was driving? Even if that helps, what So yeah, well
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apparently they had to go somewhere to drop the trash off. Okay, God,
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I'm like, I'm really confused. So the sanitation workers, the heroes
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that they are, they literally went to work digging through twenty tons of trash
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to find this woman's diamond ring. Twenty tons, you know how much a
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ton is? And then how I mean, you've seen a dump, how
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are you going to even everybody uses either a black or white trash bag,
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even if it's within that area, how are you gonna know that that's the
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one you open? I mean, none of that makes sense. Literal needle
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in a haystack, now, I know, because I've watched enough like true
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crime stuff, like if there's a body or something they're looking for, then
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they can narrow it down. Like in the landfill, they kind of have
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an idea of when and where they would have dumped the load. And you
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can find a body if you need to. But it, but a ring,
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Yeah, first of all, even if it's a three carrot ring,
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say anything like this is gonna be tough. Well, guess what A man
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After his team dug through twelve feet of trash bags, they finally found the
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right bag. They were able to identify it, and after a short search
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through that bag, they found the ring. So how long are we talking?
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Literally two days of digging through this garbage, Which that's my question if
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you say yes to this one, I mean, where does it end?
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Like? Who's paying these workers to be digging for a ring? And you
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know, again, I'm a part of a neighborhood group. We're all of
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these guys doing this, and nobody was picking up the garbage for everybody else
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in the neighborhood. And meanwhile, the Johnson's can is just overflowing because nobody's
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picking it up. Nothing ruffles my feathers like the garbage not getting picked up.
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Is that right? That gets you? It gets me, Yeah,
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throws me into a realtism. They go out there and what the heck?
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That's crazy? Did she given? Where's the of the story? Is there
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a reward issue? No taking? She says here, she didn't even say
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thanks. Taking a minute in the morning, Seven, ladies and gentlemen,
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without further ado, our special guest are you out there? I can hear
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him coming down the hall. Come on in, ladies and gentlemen, direct
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from the north pole. Mister Santa Claus Oh there he is man himself.
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Good morning. I'm mistakeable. I mean that voice we've heard him on the
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Santa hot line. If your kid's been calling the numbers seven to one,
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four nine nine six nine, year three, and we never thought we'd possibly
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get you here this time year. So Santa, how are you well?
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I've been doing okay at the North Pole. Things are getting really busy up
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there, which is how it goes. But I do enjoy all those phone
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calls on the Santa hat line. Let me tell you, I love hearing
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those things. Well, yeah, we're happy to be the middleman here.
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Now what's the travel time from the North Pole down here to Fargo? I
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have not map quest. I can disclose that information because of the magic that
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I possess. Wow, I'm just a little nervous. I mean I have
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to ask Santa. I feel like it was a good year. Am I
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on the naughty or nice list this year? Oh? Come on, be
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honest, because we all know the answer. Santa Baby, just put you
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on the naughty list right there. That's like sin number one. You do.
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Now try to Santa claus in with your black magic. Okay, okay,
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what about what about Pike? Naught your nice What do we think?
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Oh? I would say he has also been on the naughty list. I'm
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sorry, Pike, But now is there any redeeming or is it too late
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in the game? Can it like one good deat? Because on Home Alone
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they say good deeds count for extra on Christmas Eve? This is true?
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Well, there is some time. There is some time. Now nobody asks
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you, I'm sure because we always talk about what our favorite Christmas movie is?
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Do you have a favorite? Ask Santa Claus? Oh, good question,
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Pike. It's the Tim Allen one, isn't it. It is the
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Santa Claus. That's a good one. O G. How do you feel
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about the sequels? Though? Okay, okay, that's general census. Okay,
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fan of Home Alone? Oh yeah, oh okay. All right.
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Now we have another actually even more special guest, arguably in the studio,
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James from the Afternoon. Soll come on over, Jams, I mean,
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come on, the more, the more, the uh Mary Live on Facebook
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morning to Yolanda, She's pretty jack to see Santa this morning, Diane saying
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good morning to Pike, Amanda and Santa. Good morning. Now the reason
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you're in town, I believe anyway, is because Saturday we're having our special
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event at Sweet Shots. It's the PJ Party that is the special reason.
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So you're in town a couple of nights early where they putting you out bed
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over so everyone will come see how smart that's smart. Just just say you're
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at the Radison. Okay, time now. It's very exciting to have you
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because you know the event which is benefiting our big Christmas wish. I'm sure
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you've heard of that, right. We help families all year long, so
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we want to raise a little money and in doing so, we want to
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give the kids just a heck of a fun day. Yeah, we're super
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excited. It is going to be over at Sweet Shots. It's from nine
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am to eleven am. And Santa, we only have a few tickets left,
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so you only a few. A lot of people want to get in
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on this first of all to see you, which is going to be great
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sort of the headline. Yeah, but they can take their picture with you,
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they can wear they're matching jammies. But there is a full one and
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Santa, get ready, your belly's gonna be full. Sweet Shots and Cisco
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putting together a breakfast for you a warm one too. Yeah, no,
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I assume you'll already have a bowl full of jelly. Is then that the
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thing? Oh yeah, that I heard about this bowl full of jelly jeams?
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You know what I'm talking about? Right? Yeah? From that for
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us? Now I see the jelly, I think. I mean we also
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because we're at Sweet Shots, we're gonna be able to golf because they got
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their golf bays open. Do you do any golfing up in the North Pole
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or I don't know what the season's like. When I take vacation, then
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yeah, I go golfing, gotcha? Not in the North Pole. There's
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no golf course. It probably goes to the South Pole for a little vacate
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like most not a lot of Bermuda grass for the Globe, James, do
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have any questions for the guests? Honestly, I'm just in awe right now
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walking work in the Santa Claus, just sitting around the guy. I don't
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mean to stir things up, but I know if you guys have heard these
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rumors as well. But was there possible trouble with missus Claus? Did I
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hear that correctly? You guys go through a little something back in summer.
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I should not say on the air, something to do with one of the
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elves. What are you doing? Amanda was reporting it in the tea.
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Don't you remember that story? I do not. It was from Radar online,
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so questionable at best. I don't recall this. Oh, Santa Claus,
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it's such a treat. Thank you for joining us, Thank you for
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coming in. Enjoy your stay. Happen to be a part of it.
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Yeah, absolutely, it's going to be. It's gonna be amazing. Now,
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which do we have all the reindeer out out front or do you just
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pring a few for things like this too though? Right? Oh yeah,
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he has help with that red nose seeing in the clouds. Gotta have it,
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gott what would you do without? Essentially? Oh my god. In
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all seriousness, we're super excited for Saturday. Get your tickets now, Big
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nine eight seven. I'm serious the whole time. I don't know what you
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mean. I know you were all right, guys, we've got Santa just
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to chuckle in. Get your tickets. We do have a few left,
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very limited now. We keep saying that, but we really mean that.
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So if you want your family to go to Sweet Shot Saturday, get them
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now, Big nine eight seven. Dot com. You're free, you get
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free, Sanda don't all right, thank you, we appreciate it. Merry
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Christmas, Amanda in the morning on Big Already Ready, that'sy is piping hot
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today and now Amanda stills, let's see, let's see brought to buy JDP
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electric all right? Tonight is a finale for the Golden Bachelor. Who is
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Jare bear gonna pick? So it's down to Teresa or Leslie. I'm more
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of a fan of Leslie. Do not do not go on the internet and
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type in anything about Jerry because it automatically shows it's a spoiler alert. Yeah,
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they've never done that before, where it just shows what you say,
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they have to dig a little. We stopped watching. I think we watched
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the first one, but I keep seeing these promos. How did you stop?
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Unbelievable, isn't it it? Really? All I see is Jerry like
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sobbing, like he's just a mess on that shows it's ruined him. But
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what he has loved all of the ladies is what it comes down to.
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One of them. Faith I thought that that was who he was gonna go
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with. I have a feeling she might be the next Golden Bachelorette. I
13:28
hope they do that. But it's not all sunshine and rainbows for jare Bear.
13:33
Is that right? There is a lady that is calling him out after
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watching everything. She's like, Okay, I know he was going to be
13:39
the Golden Bachelor, but now as time goes on and I'm listening to him
13:41
and watching, I feel like I need to dish. Now she's not saying
13:46
her real name. They're going by Carolyn. He was in a very serious
13:50
relationship with him for almost two years, which is against everything we know about
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him. Well, yeah, because his wife passed away and he said he
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basically hasn't even kissed the lady sense, But this is since then three months
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after she died, they got together. So they were together for almost two
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years. She lived with him. In this interview, she said, I
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was packing for Jerry's high school reunion. That's just cute in general. The
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old tenure probably yeah, probably not set to take place October twenty nineteen.
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He looks at her and says, I'm not taking you to the reunion looking
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like that. She recalled while he was pointing in her body because she had
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put on ten pounds. Jerry, see that that's horrible. Of course,
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rights if that did happen. So then it led to their breakup. Jerry
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told her, you need to get out by January first, twenty twenty.
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She spent the first day packing alone. Jerry was gone. I guess,
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she says. She was so fragile, she frazzled. She fell down the
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stairs, required a trip to the hour. She ended up having a foot
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surgery the following day. May you ever get so frazzled that you just follow
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those stairs? Yeah? Well, Jerry was a little skeptical. He arrived
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home that night, accuser of falling as an excuse that she could maybe overstay
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her welcome. Wow. Interesting, I would like to hear Jerry say,
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I don't like now. If that weight thing is true, that's horrible.
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But the other things she was saying as if she was trying to spill all
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this tea. But she's saying, well, he was making me pay for,
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you know, my share of the bills, and I had to pay
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for my own du I okay, and you're adult. I know that's what
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happened. I don't like her. I don't like her. Piers Morgan is
15:26
revealing the names of the two royals who allegedly had concerns about the skin coller
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of printerion. Megan Markle's son Archie. I feel like we haven't heard any
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royalty lately at all. It's been nice. So yeah, right, So
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there was a new biography that was released and it's audition a lot of stuff,
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and this is what Pierce says. I don't believe any racist comments were
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ever made by any of the royal family, and until there was actual evidence
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of those comments being made, I will never believe it. The royals who
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are named in this book are King Charles and Princess of Wales, and so
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that's Kate. Yeah. I mean I figured it was Dad, but I
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was pretty shocked by the Kate statement. Maybe, but then again, it's
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like Pierce saying, oh, I don't believe until there's proof. Well,
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there's not going to be proof. Nobody was recording it. It's just he
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said, she said classic one, right, A classic? He said,
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said, yeah, exactly, guess what he said. Travis Kelcey yesterday on
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his podcast with his brother, dished the little nickname that he calls Taylor Swift.
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It was so cute and everything about this had me giddy. Listen,
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she liked an Instagram announcement from the Chiefs about you breaking this record? All
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right now, thanks Tay, I appreciate you. What's this next question?
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Has she always been a fan of tight end receiving yards? Is she a
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big tight end receiving herds. I'm not sure it's a good question. Maybe
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I don't know. I don't know she's a fan of tight ends or not.
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As I mean, it's just gold, it's not gold. Horrible judge
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an immature joke, And I imagine Taylor is watching that interview going ooh,
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ooh, is this the guy have a crush on? Really really making tight
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end joke? It is probably like sitting all cuzzled, cozying up on the
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couch at his house at home. I think she's embarrassed. I've got to
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I've got soup on the stove for you. Why does he so tight end?
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I don't know. I don't know what he's saying with that, he's
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one step away from making it. That's what she said, joke. Come
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on, doesn't that make him likable? This sounds like a guy that's one
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of your friends from DGF high school. I don't think so. These are
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the same guys that say live in the dream. It says, I,
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I'm sorry, I don't associate with these people in the morning on Big Nutty
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eight point. Now here's what you need to know. Well, this is
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really scary you. I had seen the national headlines before the holidays, but
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now this mysterious dog illness is making its way into the FM area and even
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claim the life of at least one dog in the area. Just so sad.
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So the difficult part about this, according to vets, is that they
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really truly do not know what is going on. So it's kind of like
18:08
a kennel cough. That's what you might think your dog has the chronic coffee
18:12
sneezing, lack of energy, iron nose discharge, difficulty breathing, But all
18:17
of these tests are being run are not kennel cough. I hope they can
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figure it out. They don't even have a name for it at this point.
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No, so they're saying the acute cases kind of develop as a severe
18:27
pneumonia, but it can be life threatening and they say within twenty four to
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thirty six hours. The best thing to do right now to keep your pet
18:33
safe is to ensure that they have and are up to date on all their
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vaccines, keep them home and far away from other dogs. Yeah, all
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I can do. It's Soliday season, Loliday season, and there is a
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new trend. Even though I feel like my mom did this. We also
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had a Christmas Treumada every room, one person does not a trend, make
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that is true. They say my mom wasn't all up on TikTok back in
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the day. But because it wasn't there, but the decor for your Christmas
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tree ornaments out. They're saying, just do bows? Ornaments are out?
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Is that what you're telling me? The face and saying ornaments are out for
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Christmas? This one had over ten billion views. I still love ornaments on
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my tree. I have a couple of bows, and like fo which channel
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is responsible for ruining Christmas? Which one? Do you think? It's not?
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Millennials? I know that all the Z we've been blamed, jen Z,
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what do we do it? Bows? Bows on a tree? Come
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on now? And they're doing just different vibes. So of course, Barbie,
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being as hot as it is, some people are putting just all kinds
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of big pink bows. Some are going the chanelle like black and white palette
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on it. Which would be pretty hate it, hate it. Christmas is
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red green and know I'll give you blue, you're not gonna give back to
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it. Mine is cream. You're not gonna go like the Tan neutral.
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I'm not in on cream Christmas. Sorry, not this year. Wow,
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all right, sorry to be a gring you really are so Tom Brady and
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Morgan Wallen. I feel like this is all a pr stunt for a match.
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Remember the yeah, the golf thing they did. Now, this was
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like the first one was very early during the pandemic when we were all at
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home and Tiger and Phil Micholson did the match where it's just them and they're
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miked up. Yeah, super interesting, especially for a big golf guy.
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You know, am I crazy? Didn't Tom Brady already do this? Yeah?
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It was him, Aaron Rodgers, Tiger and film That was awesome too.
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But then now since then they've had like random you know, artists and
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other athletes. This is kind of what I think they're leading into because Tom
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Brady he put a compilation video of himself golfing all up on Instagram and then
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he had Morganwallen's music in the background. Instantly, Morgan Wallen reposted it and
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said we're gonna be playing a match, and then he fired back LFG,
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let's go, And so it feels like it's a lame Yeah, that sounds
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scripted. That sound planned out, doesn't it. Yeah, they paid big
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Bucks as a marketing firm to come up with that. It's cute and they
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would be great. I'm a little worried about Morgan Wallen miked up on the
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course with a couple of beers, but it would be fun to see him
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beat Tom Brady. I feel like he is a just your average golfer.
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He goes out for events every once in a while. Not that good.
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Well, the thing about golf, Amanda, it's it's handicapped, so it
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really doesn't matter how good you are, it's all equal. You know what
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I'm saying. Don't you want me this kind of way? Don't man's playing
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golf to me? Dude? Well, it's I could beat Tiger in a
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match on any given day if we're playing with handy. I'm just talking about
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the match there. We don't need to get into details about that. I
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got time. How much time do we want to spend on me explaining the
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handicap system in golf? Well, today it's gonna be Sonny, Hi A
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thirty six, which is great. Looking ahead at your forecast, we're in
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the mid thirties for the next week. Week, maybe even forties next week.
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I could stay I could stay here for a couple have twenty rounds total.
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Okay, that's the average. And I'm just what do we have coming
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up? A lot of God suff we'renna check it on the Santa hot line,
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in fact, because that thing is piping out. You got kids and
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they want to have a direct line to Santa Claus to let him know what
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they want for Christmas. We got the Santa hot line seven on one four
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nine nine six nine zero three. Come on, get up on Dagny eight
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point seven. You want to spect a thing. When you hear that telephone
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by friends, fucking number this lesson by friend? Sony want arrested by friend.
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So this guy's brother just hit us up because this guy runs a snow
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removal service riding. You know, it's that time of year, so he's
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looking for hen looking for all the help he can get. His brother thought
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it'd be funny to mess with him. So, oh God, all right,
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if we can help him out. All this is Doug. Yees,
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say, Doug, Jacob Dingleheimer here, young man, interested in plowing snow
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for you this winter? Oh? Nice, you saw the ad. Oh
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that's all. Yes, absolutely, I know you're looking for help to plow
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that snow out this winter, and I would be extremely interested in the job.
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Okay, Uh, let's just start with a couple of questions. What
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sort of experience do you have? Well? I have plowed plenty of snow
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over the years, enough so that my friends and family actually refer to me
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as the old plow horse. That gives you any indication of the qualification,
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I guess it does, Yeah, the old plow horse. So one of
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the questions I'm asking everyone who's applying is is if you're going to be able
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to start as soon as the next snowfall? Next snowfall, Doug, I
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gotta be honest. I do have my niece's birthday party coming up here.
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I'd hate to miss it, you know, right, there's no way for
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you to forecast at this point. There's no definitive date, you know,
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for the next snowfall. So you know we can't possibly say, oh,
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that's going to be on your niece's birthday, right, Well, yeah,
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exactly. There's no way to say for sure, so hate to risk it
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as all. No, obviously I'll be ready to go for the next one.
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You know, this job requires you to be available, you know,
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when they're a major snowfalls, So you know, can I get a confirmation
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that gues indeed you will be available for that second snowfall? Second snowfall?
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Geez again here, I hate to have this already be an issue. But
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my dad, you know, well, Dad, he's set to retire from
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the post off later this month. And you know, Doug, I just
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kicked myself if I wasn't able to be there to wish him well at the
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retirement party. So look, are you even available for this job? Because
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you're calling asking to apply for this job, and what you're also telling me
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is that you're not available for this job. So which is it? Because
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I'm getting mixed messages right Listen, Doug, I feel like our wires are
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crossed here. You said winter is kind of specifically when you're looking for the
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help. Winter is when snowfall happens, so yes, and that is when
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we're looking for help. Yeah, so actually, God, I must have
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read the ad wrong or something. But you actually spend my winters down in
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Arizona, so I probably wouldn't be able to start till maybe May. May.
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Yeah, you want a job as already flowed snow, and you'd want
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to start in May. Possible. About what you're saying, snowfall in the
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summertime, it just depends on when the last snowfall is. We generally come
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back once the snow is all gone. So if you need any help,
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then just let me know. Okay, you got my number again. Why
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would I help flowing snow that's not there? You know, I just heard
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about the job from your brother Randy. He said I had to call you
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and ask about it. Said I'd be the perfect candidate. How do you
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know Randy, Oh, Randy, I don't he He just listens to our
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radio show. That's how I know him. And he wanted us to prank.
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Call you, Doug, so cats out of the bag. My man,
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this is not an actual job applicant. This is a prank. This
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is a radio show and tale called Pike and a Band in the Morning.
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O my god, and Doug, you have been the victim of the little
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thing we do called Pike's Prank. Bod Blood is boiling right now, Randy
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is going to hear it from me. You have no idea. You really
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thought you had the old plow horse on the hook. Yeah, the old
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plow horse is the worst job applicant in the history of job applicant, the
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biggest idiot I've ever met. If you guys can say plow horse for me
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one more time, that'd be grant. Oh my god, sorry, Bud.
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Then, man, I'm sure you'll get plenty of qualified applicants. Your
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brother, Randy is a listener of the show, heard these prank calls and
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he thought it would be funny to mess with his brother, who's running the
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snow room Google companies, So you can blame him. Yeah, I'm going
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to He knows how hard it's been for me to find somebody. It's hard
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to find good health these days, you know, especially in all plowers.
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So best of luck to thanks for thanks for playing along, man, all
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right, thank you. K