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Classic Moment: McCabe Was Hit By A Car · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: You know when we wrap up the show every morning
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  Speaker 1: here on the Billy, and least some morning show up next,
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  Speaker 1: I always say, is the mighty one, the mighty McCabe.
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  Speaker 1: And I always make a joke that he's shuffling down
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  Speaker 1: the hall right limping, he's got a hitch, so.
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  Speaker 2: Well you also call him by the wrong name to all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, don't forget.
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  Speaker 1: We've got more usher tickets coming up with the mighty McQuinn.
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  Speaker 3: Who is that? So what are the odds?
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  Speaker 1: The mighty McCabe, who comes in at ten o'clock right
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  Speaker 1: after us every day, is sitting in the studio right now,
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  Speaker 1: and he walked in this morning.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what I say.
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  Speaker 1: I talk about him shuffling down the hall with tiny feet.
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  Speaker 1: He got hit by a car and his way into
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  Speaker 1: that I got hit and run. Yeah, and you weren't
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  Speaker 1: in a car.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no no.
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  Speaker 4: I I take the train into work sometimes I take
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  Speaker 4: the Tea Love that Love the Orange Line. But obviously
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  Speaker 4: I have to walk to the train, and it's like
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  Speaker 4: a five minute walk, so it's very hard.
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  Speaker 3: For me to get hit by a car.
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  Speaker 4: To be clear, I cross the street like once, but
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  Speaker 4: directly outside of my house. I walk out into the
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  Speaker 4: Columbus Ave and be sure. Yeah, this guy turns onto
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  Speaker 4: the street, I guess, not looking and just slams right
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  Speaker 4: into my butt. I got hit, Yeah, exactly. But to
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  Speaker 4: be clear, to be clear, I'm fine.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, handsome, it's so gay.
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  Speaker 3: What are the chances that it's the mayor of the
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  Speaker 3: South End that hit me?
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't think they give him a license.
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  Speaker 3: I hope not. I love Mayor of South End. But no,
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  Speaker 3: it was not.
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  Speaker 4: It's not that deep. I mean he was. He did stop.
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  Speaker 4: He was like, I'm so sorry. I didn't even see you,
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  Speaker 4: despite me being clearly in the middle of the road,
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  Speaker 4: just like brush my butt, and he actually ran over
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  Speaker 4: my backpack.
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  Speaker 3: So I got to keep that. What is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: You're understating it.
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  Speaker 3: If I were you, I would have hit the.
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  Speaker 1: Ground and rolled over and told nobody touched me until
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  Speaker 1: the ambulance comes.
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  Speaker 3: I did. I got I got info.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone keeps being like this is such a good money
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  Speaker 4: making opportunity.
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  Speaker 2: I think you have to start to have like a
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  Speaker 2: hurt neck.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you gotta wear a brace for the.
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  Speaker 4: I do think about you know how my body has
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  Speaker 4: been affected by such an event.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know what you have to do right away.
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  Speaker 1: You have to call top dog law.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, were you in a crosswalk? Yes? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it was really funny because I walked out with
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  Speaker 4: my neighbor, who's a very nice guy.
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  Speaker 3: I turned around and he like he like screeched. I've
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  Speaker 3: never heard him.
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  Speaker 2: Say words when you knocked down.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no again? Is your backpack okay, it's fine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I haven't seen anything inside of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, don't say another word. You got to say. Your
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  Speaker 1: laptop was destroyed.
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  Speaker 4: Hundreds of dollars in damage, and I had a lot
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  Speaker 4: of high technology. Look what you do for a job, right,
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  Speaker 4: there was proprietary information in there. See lots of value
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  Speaker 4: to that.
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  Speaker 2: Physical and mental anguish, emotional too, yeaheah.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't had time to process anytime you hit, you
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  Speaker 1: hit the ground immediately.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care if you would just.
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  Speaker 1: Rushed and don't move until medical teams arrived.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if anybody I would assume when he
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  Speaker 4: might think different. But I never think about the money
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  Speaker 4: making opportunity in the accident.
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  Speaker 2: Right, No, right, because you're thinking about if you're.
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  Speaker 3: Hurt, right, yeah, right, it was.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually really interesting because for a second theory, you're like,
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  Speaker 4: wait a minute, was.
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  Speaker 3: I actually hit by a car in joke? Yeah exactly,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Had the same thing happened a few years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I was at a car wash and the guy tapped
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  Speaker 1: my ass with his bumper of his car.
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  Speaker 2: I had the video I wanted. I wanted to see.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't really work out. My uncle's the lawyer. He goes,
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  Speaker 2: you don't want to have a case, and I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Like, he literally hit me. He tapped your bonnie or
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  Speaker 3: the back of my butt.
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  Speaker 2: No, my butt like with his car, Like I go flying,
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  Speaker 2: you see me, Like, yeah, I did get hit in
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  Speaker 2: the ass in the south end when he's south end.
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  Speaker 3: Stop it.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even I knew you was going to be
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  Speaker 2: such a natural.
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  Speaker 3: This is great.
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  Speaker 1: So we need to delete this conversation for the West
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  Speaker 1: Coast feed later today, I get rid of this.
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  Speaker 3: Send this to top Dog because.
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  Speaker 1: You got to turn this around. Just say, out of nowhere,
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  Speaker 1: you suffered writhing pain after you left the scene.
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  Speaker 3: And say bruising occurred. To don't say that.
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  Speaker 1: Something else you have to say you suddenly can't sleep
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  Speaker 1: at night?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, mental duress, Yeah, minding the Cane to Cain, would
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  Speaker 2: it's goods.
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  Speaker 1: A really cool walking stick.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like Billy's making fun of my walking now.
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  Speaker 1: Or something.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm all, seriously, are you okay?
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  Speaker 3: Don't say that. I know I'm terrible. It's really bad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're so bad at this. You should have been like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm really I'm really broken up about it.
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  Speaker 1: You have to start carrying around bottles of pain killers
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  Speaker 1: and everything and.
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  Speaker 3: Make sure everybody sees Nobody seems to believe me.
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  Speaker 4: Like I texted Gianna immediately from the v Bro show, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and she was basically like, okay, like haha, she doesn't like.
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  Speaker 2: But we care about you. We're here, we're trying to
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  Speaker 2: when he cares about the money you're about to. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to anything I can't like in the cave.
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  Speaker 1: Just stopping traffic, you McCabe, stopping traffic, and everybody's just
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  Speaker 1: enamored by your great looks and your little feet.
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  Speaker 3: Just right, that's right. Everyone was so distracted by my
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  Speaker 3: little feet, which are so normal sized by the way,
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  Speaker 3: everybody knows. But you're in a crosswalk.
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  Speaker 4: This is this guy should be jail. I didn't stop traffic.
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  Speaker 4: He kept basically kept going right after.
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  Speaker 2: The crosswalk is where you have your money maker. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're always in the right way when you're a crosswalk.
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  Speaker 3: It's insane. Like the one second later or earlier.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get the tapes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh there's your next move.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get all the local There are a
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  Speaker 1: lot of local.
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  Speaker 3: Shops right there. Sah pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to get the surveiller's tape.
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  Speaker 3: That's what's going to prove your case.
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  Speaker 2: Billy being so helpful to McCabe. Look at you, Bill,
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  Speaker 2: you're a good guy. Second story, last week.
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  Speaker 3: The Ken did microphone. No one ever knows when he's
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  Speaker 3: talking into the candid microphone.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be telling us how to do our show.
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  Speaker 1: What's the last time you saw somebody knocking at the
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  Speaker 1: door for a mcab autograph?
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  Speaker 2: And I love mcab.
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  Speaker 3: He's a nice.
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  Speaker 2: Guy, so helpful. Now he's gonna get thanks Billy,