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Epic Home Renovation Fails: What We Learned the Hard Way · Around the House with Eric G®: Home Improvement Remodeling & DIY

• 0:57
  From
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  coast
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  to
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  coast,
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  it's
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  the
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  nation's
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  with
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  certified
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  kitchen
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  designer
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  Eric
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  G.
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  And
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  co
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  host
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  John
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  Dudley,
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  a
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  former
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  contractor
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  and
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  online
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  expert.
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  Delivering
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  real
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  fixes,
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  smart
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  tech
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  trusted
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  advice.
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  Remodels,
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  repairs,
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  energy
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  smart
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  homes,
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  diy.
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  We've
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  got
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  your
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  answers.
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  It's
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  around
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  the
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  house.
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  Dive
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  in
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  and
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  get
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  inspired.
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  Welcome
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  to
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  the
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  around
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  the
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  House
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  show,
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  your
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  trusted
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  source
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  for
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  everything
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  about
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  your
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  home.
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  Thanks
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  for
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  joining
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  us
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  today.
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  I'm
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  Eric
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  G.
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  John
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  Dudley.
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  Good
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  to
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  see
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  you,
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  my
• 1:34
  friend.
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  How
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  you
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  doing,
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  brother?
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  Good
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  to
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  see
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  you
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  coming
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  out
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  of
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  the
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  rabbit
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  hole,
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  out
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  of
• 1:39
  the
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  design
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  studio
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  there
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  that
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  you've
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  got
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  going
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  on,
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  brother.
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  The
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  rabbit
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  hole
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  exists
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  continuously
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  in
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  my
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  head.
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  That's
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  the
• 1:46
  issue.
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  Really.
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  You're
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  not
• 1:48
  wrong.
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  I've
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  got
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  the
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  same
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  rabbit
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  hole.
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  It's
• 1:50
  just
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  depending
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  which
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  one
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  we're
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  driving,
• 1:51
  diving
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  down
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  each
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  week.
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  Right.
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  You've
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  just
• 1:53
  been
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  on
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  a
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  consistent
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  one
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  for
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  a
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  few
• 1:54
  months.
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  Yeah.
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  And
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  luckily
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  I've
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  got
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  multi
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  channel
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  brain
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  settings.
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  So
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  I'm
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  good.
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  I'm
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  here.
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  Yeah.
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  Present
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  and
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  accounted
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  for.
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  That's
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  what
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  we
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  do
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  today.
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  We
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  thought
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  we
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  would
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  talk
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  and
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  share
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  a
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  little
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  bit
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  about
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  some
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  of
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  our
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  greatest
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  disasters
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  in
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  home
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  improvement
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  and
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  construction
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  because,
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  like
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  you,
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  we've
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  done
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  our
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  share
• 2:12
  of
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  them
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  as
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  well.
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  And
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  all
• 2:14
  the
• 2:14
  planning,
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  all
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  the
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  great
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  stuff
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  can
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  all
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  go
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  sideways
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  and
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  it's
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  just
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  depending
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  on
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  the
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  luck
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  of
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  the
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  draw.
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  And
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  sometimes
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  you
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  get
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  lucky.
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  Sometimes
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  just
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  like
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  anything,
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  you're
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  not
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  so
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  lucky.
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  Or
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  at
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  the
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  end
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  at
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  least
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  you
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  go,
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  whoo.
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  That
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  could
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  have
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  been
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  worse.
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  True
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  that.
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  You
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  brought
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  this
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  up
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  earlier.
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  Okay,
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  let's
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  talk
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  about
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  this
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  today.
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  And
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  I
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  was
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  trying
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  to
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  think
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  of
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  my
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  greatest
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  errors
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  or
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  mishaps,
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  and
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  I
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  don't
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  think
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  I
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  made
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  any.
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  Huh.
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  Nice,
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  nice.
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  I
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  will.
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  Let's
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  call
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  somebody
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  out.
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  The
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  one
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  that
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  you
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  and
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  I
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  both
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  saw,
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  I
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  think.
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  And
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  we're
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  gonna,
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  we're
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  gonna
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  pick
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  on
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  Vern
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  here
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  and
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  we're
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  just
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  gonna
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  leave
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  Vern.
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  We're
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  not
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  gonna
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  put
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  Vern
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  in
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  anything
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  here.
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  But
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  remember
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  when
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  Vern
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  was
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  in
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  that
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  financial
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  office
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  and
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  they
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  were.
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  Everything
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  was
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  getting
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  done
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  in
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  Tacoma
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  at
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  that
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  financial
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  office.
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  And
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  he
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  knocked
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  over
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  a
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  pint
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  of
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  stain
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  the
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  day
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  before
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  opening,
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  walked
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  through
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  it,
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  and
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  then
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  walked
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  around
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  the
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  financial
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  firm
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  on
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  their
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  carpet
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  with
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  cabinetry
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  stain
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  on
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  his
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  dress
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  shoe
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  and
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  left
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  footprints
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  everywhere
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  the
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  day
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  before
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  the
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  grand
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  opening.
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  Nice.
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  All
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  over
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  the
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  carpets.
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  But
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  if
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  I
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  had
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  to
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  pick,
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  one
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  of
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  the
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  hardest
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  people
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  to
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  get
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  mad
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  at,
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  it
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  would
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  be
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  Vern.
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  Absolutely.
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  You're
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  like,
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  man,
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  you're
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  cute.
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  Yeah,
• 3:30
  yeah.
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  He
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  was
• 3:31
  Just
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  that
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  guy
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  and
• 3:32
  he's
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  still
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  around.
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  We're
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  talking
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  like,
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  he's
• 3:34
  gone,
• 3:34
  but
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  yeah,
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  he's
• 3:35
  just
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  waving.
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  Talk
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  to
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  him
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  in
• 3:36
  forever.
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  But
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  it
• 3:36
  was
• 3:37
  one
• 3:37
  of
• 3:37
  those
• 3:37
  things
• 3:37
  where
• 3:38
  he
• 3:38
  knocked
• 3:38
  it
• 3:39
  over
• 3:39
  and
• 3:39
  it
• 3:39
  was
• 3:39
  just
• 3:39
  like.
• 3:40
  Yeah,
• 3:41
  yeah.
• 3:41
  Actually,
• 3:42
  liquids
• 3:43
  are
• 3:43
  bad.
• 3:44
  Plenty
• 3:44
  of
• 3:45
  liquid
• 3:45
  mishaps.
• 3:46
  Five
• 3:46
  gallon
• 3:46
  buckets
• 3:47
  of
• 3:47
  paint
• 3:47
  sprayers
• 3:48
  pulling
• 3:48
  out
• 3:48
  of
• 3:48
  the
• 3:48
  bucket.
• 3:49
  Yeah.
• 3:50
  Liquid.
• 3:50
  That
• 3:50
  happens.
• 3:51
  An
• 3:51
  issue
• 3:52
  on
• 3:52
  multiple
• 3:53
  levels.
• 3:54
  Even
• 3:54
  better
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  with
• 3:55
  asphalt
• 3:56
  emulsion
• 3:57
  coatings
• 3:57
  and
• 3:57
  things
• 3:58
  like
• 3:58
  that.
• 3:58
  You're
• 3:58
  like,
• 3:58
  I
• 3:59
  can
• 3:59
  imagine
• 3:59
  that's
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  not.
• 4:00
  Coming
• 4:00
  out
• 4:01
  of
• 4:01
  your
• 4:01
  car
• 4:02
  of
• 4:02
  nothing.
• 4:03
  Yeah,
• 4:04
  man.
• 4:04
  I
• 4:05
  saw.
• 4:05
  Here's
• 4:05
  one.
• 4:06
  This
• 4:06
  was
• 4:06
  actually.
• 4:06
  It
• 4:06
  wasn't
• 4:07
  even
• 4:07
  a
• 4:07
  saw.
• 4:07
  I
• 4:07
  participated
• 4:08
  in
• 4:08
  this
• 4:08
  flight
• 4:09
  experience.
• 4:10
  You've
• 4:10
  probably
• 4:10
  done
• 4:11
  this
• 4:11
  on
• 4:11
  a
• 4:11
  roof.
• 4:12
  I
• 4:12
  was
• 4:12
  up
• 4:12
  building
• 4:12
  my.
• 4:13
  The
• 4:13
  shed
• 4:13
  had
• 4:14
  a
• 4:14
  nice
• 4:14
  little
• 4:14
  gust
• 4:14
  of
• 4:15
  wind
• 4:15
  come
• 4:15
  by
• 4:15
  because
• 4:15
  I
• 4:15
  was
• 4:16
  trying
• 4:16
  to
• 4:16
  get
• 4:16
  the
• 4:16
  roof
• 4:16
  sheathing
• 4:17
  up
• 4:17
  and
• 4:17
  get
• 4:17
  some
• 4:17
  tar
• 4:17
  paper
• 4:18
  down
• 4:18
  before
• 4:18
  the
• 4:18
  rain
• 4:18
  came.
• 4:19
  So
• 4:19
  maybe
• 4:20
  work
• 4:20
  on
• 4:20
  the
• 4:20
  inside
• 4:20
  stuff.
• 4:21
  So
• 4:21
  I'm
• 4:22
  up
• 4:22
  there
• 4:22
  just
• 4:22
  with
• 4:22
  a
• 4:23
  piece
• 4:23
  of
• 4:23
  OSB
• 4:23
  and
• 4:24
  the
• 4:24
  gust
• 4:24
  comes
• 4:24
  through
• 4:25
  from
• 4:25
  the
• 4:25
  thunderstorm
• 4:26
  that
• 4:26
  you
• 4:26
  were
• 4:26
  not
• 4:26
  expecting.
• 4:27
  Yep.
• 4:28
  And
• 4:28
  I
• 4:28
  tried
• 4:29
  to
• 4:29
  recreate
• 4:29
  the
• 4:30
  rape
• 4:30
  leathers
• 4:30
  flight
• 4:31
  again.
• 4:32
  That
• 4:32
  picked
• 4:33
  me
• 4:33
  up
• 4:33
  like
• 4:33
  I
• 4:33
  had
• 4:34
  a
• 4:34
  parachute.
• 4:35
  Yeah.
• 4:35
  Try
• 4:35
  it.
• 4:36
  I
• 4:36
  don't
• 4:36
  know.
• 4:36
  And
• 4:37
  in
• 4:37
  my
• 4:37
  construction
• 4:38
  days,
• 4:39
  because
• 4:39
  I
• 4:39
  was
• 4:39
  working
• 4:40
  like
• 4:40
  a
• 4:40
  derelict
• 4:40
  and
• 4:41
  because
• 4:41
  I
• 4:41
  have
• 4:41
  the
• 4:41
  metabolism
• 4:42
  of
• 4:42
  a
• 4:42
  squirrel.
• 4:43
  Yep.
• 4:44
  Try
• 4:44
  weighing
• 4:45
  like
• 4:45
  a
• 4:45
  buck
• 4:46
  29
• 4:46
  and
• 4:46
  having
• 4:47
  that
• 4:47
  guy.
• 4:48
  You
• 4:48
  had
• 4:48
  way
• 4:48
  more
• 4:48
  feet
• 4:49
  than
• 4:49
  I
• 4:49
  did.
• 4:49
  Oh,
• 4:50
  dude.
• 4:50
  No.
• 4:50
  I
• 4:51
  just
• 4:51
  let
• 4:51
  go
• 4:51
  of
• 4:51
  this
• 4:51
  stuff.
• 4:52
  But
• 4:52
  the
• 4:52
  issue
• 4:53
  being
• 4:53
  like,
• 4:54
  you're
• 4:54
  hoping
• 4:54
  it
• 4:55
  doesn't
• 4:55
  fly
• 4:55
  all
• 4:55
  the
• 4:56
  way
• 4:56
  to
• 4:56
  that
• 4:56
  car
• 4:56
  that's
• 4:57
  down
• 4:57
  below
• 4:57
  in
• 4:57
  front
• 4:58
  of
• 4:58
  the
• 4:58
  apartment
• 4:58
  complex.
• 4:59
  Yeah.
• 5:00
  Take
• 5:01
  out
• 5:01
  a
• 5:01
  window
• 5:01
  on
• 5:01
  the
• 5:02
  way
• 5:02
  down.
• 5:03
  I
• 5:03
  landed
• 5:04
  on
• 5:04
  my
• 5:04
  feet,
• 5:04
  didn't
• 5:05
  get
• 5:05
  hurt,
• 5:05
  but
• 5:06
  I
• 5:06
  put
• 5:06
  my
• 5:06
  elbow
• 5:08
  right
• 5:08
  on
• 5:08
  the
• 5:08
  emblem
• 5:09
  of
• 5:09
  the
• 5:10
  round
• 5:10
  emblem
• 5:10
  of
• 5:11
  the
• 5:11
  hood
• 5:11
  of
• 5:11
  my
• 5:12
  Mercedes.
• 5:12
  And
• 5:12
  I
• 5:13
  had
• 5:13
  to
• 5:13
  have
• 5:13
  that
• 5:13
  fixed
• 5:14
  because
• 5:15
  it
• 5:15
  dented
• 5:15
  the
• 5:15
  aluminum
• 5:16
  hood.
• 5:17
  And
• 5:17
  I
• 5:17
  had
• 5:17
  to
• 5:18
  take
• 5:18
  it
• 5:18
  in
• 5:18
  to
• 5:18
  get
• 5:18
  that
• 5:18
  fixed.
• 5:19
  But
• 5:19
  I
• 5:19
  wrote
• 5:20
  it
• 5:20
  out.
• 5:21
  I
• 5:21
  was
• 5:21
  like,
• 5:21
  okay,
• 5:22
  I'm
• 5:22
  up
• 5:22
  here.
• 5:23
  Yeah,
• 5:23
  I'm
• 5:23
  coming
• 5:23
  down
• 5:24
  evenly
• 5:25
  at
• 5:25
  the
• 5:25
  moment.
• 5:26
  Yeah.
• 5:27
  Which.
• 5:28
  Okay,
• 5:28
  I
• 5:29
  got
• 5:29
  a
• 5:29
  good
• 5:29
  one.
• 5:30
  Okay.
• 5:30
  But
• 5:30
  before
• 5:31
  that,
• 5:31
  Johnny,
• 5:31
  let's
• 5:32
  hold
• 5:32
  off.
• 5:32
  It's
• 5:32
  a
• 5:32
  great
• 5:33
  time
• 5:33
  to
• 5:33
  go.
• 5:34
  Let's
• 5:34
  run
• 5:34
  out
• 5:34
  to
• 5:34
  Red
• 5:35
  Wing
• 5:35
  real
• 5:35
  quick.
• 5:36
  Hey,
• 5:36
  it's
• 5:36
  Eric
• 5:36
  G.
• 5:37
  From
• 5:37
  around
• 5:37
  the
• 5:37
  house.
• 5:38
  PPE
• 5:39
  Personal
• 5:39
  protective
• 5:40
  equipment
• 5:41
  is
• 5:41
  an
• 5:41
  optional.
• 5:42
  It's
• 5:42
  your
• 5:42
  shield
• 5:42
  against
• 5:43
  those
• 5:43
  project
• 5:43
  dangers.
• 5:44
  Tailored
• 5:45
  to
• 5:45
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• 5:45
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• 5:46
  Gloves
• 5:46
  for
• 5:46
  rough
• 5:47
  handling,
• 5:47
  safety
• 5:48
  glasses
• 5:48
  for
• 5:48
  flying
• 5:48
  debris.
• 5:49
  And
• 5:49
  ear
• 5:50
  protection
• 5:50
  for
• 5:50
  those
• 5:51
  roaring
• 5:51
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• 5:52
  in
• 5:52
  dusty
• 5:52
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• 5:53
  like
• 5:53
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• 5:53
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• 5:54
  Slap
• 5:54
  on
• 5:54
  an
• 5:55
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• 5:55
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• 5:56
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• 5:56
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• 5:56
  easy,
• 5:57
  inspect
• 5:57
  gear
• 5:58
  for
• 5:58
  wear.
• 5:59
  Replace
• 5:59
  the
• 5:59
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• 5:59
  up
• 6:00
  stuff
• 6:00
  and
• 6:00
  layer
• 6:01
  up
• 6:01
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• 6:01
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• 6:02
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• 6:02
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• 6:03
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• 6:03
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• 6:03
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• 6:04
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• 6:04
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• 6:05
  layers
• 6:05
  like
• 6:05
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• 6:06
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• 6:06
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• 6:06
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• 6:06
  keep
• 6:07
  you
• 6:07
  comfy
• 6:07
  under
• 6:08
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• 6:08
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• 6:08
  Don't
• 6:09
  skimp.
• 6:09
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• 6:10
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• 6:10
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• 6:10
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• 6:10
  cloud
• 6:11
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• 6:11
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• 6:11
  your
• 6:11
  day.
• 6:12
  From
• 6:12
  home
• 6:12
  renovations
• 6:13
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• 6:13
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• 6:13
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• 6:14
  builds,
• 6:14
  proper
• 6:15
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• 6:15
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• 6:16
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• 6:16
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• 6:16
  routines.
• 6:17
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• 6:18
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• 6:18
  stay
• 6:19
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• 6:19
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• 6:20
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• 6:20
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• 6:20
  hands
• 6:20
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• 6:20
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• 6:21
  safe
• 6:21
  out
• 6:21
  there.
• 6:22
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• 6:22
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• 6:22
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• 6:23
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• 6:23
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• 6:23
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• 6:24
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• 6:24
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• 6:24
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• 6:25
  by
• 6:25
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• 6:25
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• 6:26
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• 6:26
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• 6:27
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• 6:27
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• 6:27
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• 6:29
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• 6:29
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• 6:29
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• 6:29
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• 6:30
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• 6:30
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• 6:31
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• 6:31
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• 6:32
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• 6:33
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• 6:33
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• 6:33
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• 6:34
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• 6:34
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• 6:34
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• 6:34
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• 6:35
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• 6:35
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• 6:35
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• 6:36
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• 6:37
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• 6:37
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• 6:37
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• 6:37
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• 6:38
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• 6:38
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• 6:38
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• 6:39
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• 6:39
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• 6:39
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• 6:40
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• 6:40
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• 6:41
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• 6:41
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• 6:41
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• 6:42
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• 6:42
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• 6:42
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• 6:43
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• 6:43
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• 6:43
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• 6:44
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• 6:50
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• 6:50
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• 6:51
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• 6:51
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• 6:52
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• 6:52
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• 6:52
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• 6:52
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• 6:53
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• 6:53
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• 6:53
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• 6:54
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• 6:54
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• 6:54
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• 6:54
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• 6:54
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• 6:55
  Love
• 6:55
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• 6:55
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• 6:56
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• 6:56
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• 6:56
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• 6:58
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• 6:58
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• 6:58
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• 6:58
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• 6:58
  us
• 6:59
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• 6:59
  at
• 6:59
  around
• 7:00
  the
• 7:00
  House
• 7:00
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• 7:00
  keep
• 7:00
  up
• 7:00
  the
• 7:01
  great
• 7:01
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• 7:01
  out
• 7:01
  there.
• 7:02
  So,
• 7:02
  Johnny,
• 7:03
  what
• 7:03
  did
• 7:03
  you
• 7:03
  have
• 7:04
  on
• 7:04
  your
• 7:04
  stories?
• 7:05
  Okay.
• 7:06
  20
• 7:06
  years
• 7:06
  old
• 7:07
  and
• 7:07
  I'm
• 7:08
  doing
• 7:08
  out
• 7:08
  of
• 7:08
  town
• 7:08
  work.
• 7:09
  We're
• 7:09
  up
• 7:09
  coating
• 7:10
  the
• 7:10
  federal
• 7:10
  building
• 7:11
  in
• 7:11
  Ketchikan,
• 7:12
  Alaska.
• 7:13
  Okay.
• 7:13
  Yeah.
• 7:14
  It's
• 7:14
  actually
• 7:14
  super
• 7:15
  cool.
• 7:15
  And
• 7:15
  help
• 7:16
  me
• 7:16
  buy
• 7:16
  my
• 7:16
  first
• 7:16
  house.
• 7:17
  Right.
• 7:17
  You
• 7:17
  go
• 7:17
  up
• 7:18
  there,
• 7:18
  you
• 7:18
  just
• 7:18
  pull
• 7:18
  up
• 7:19
  for
• 7:19
  three
• 7:19
  months,
• 7:19
  work
• 7:19
  like
• 7:20
  a
• 7:20
  pig
• 7:20
  and
• 7:20
  save
• 7:20
  your
• 7:21
  money.
• 7:21
  Yeah.
• 7:21
  Live
• 7:22
  on
• 7:22
  per
• 7:22
  diems.
• 7:23
  Yeah.
• 7:24
  So
• 7:24
  I'm
• 7:24
  three
• 7:25
  stories
• 7:25
  up
• 7:26
  on
• 7:26
  a
• 7:27
  window
• 7:27
  with
• 7:28
  the
• 7:28
  ladder
• 7:29
  that's
• 7:29
  on
• 7:29
  another
• 7:30
  roof.
• 7:30
  Right.
• 7:31
  Hot
• 7:31
  tire
• 7:31
  roof.
• 7:32
  No,
• 7:33
  it's
• 7:33
  Alaska.
• 7:34
  It's
• 7:34
  icy,
• 7:35
  it's
• 7:35
  wet,
• 7:36
  it's
• 7:36
  cold,
• 7:37
  it's.
• 7:37
  Yeah.
• 7:38
  Everything
• 7:38
  you
• 7:38
  don't
• 7:39
  want.
• 7:39
  And
• 7:39
  I've
• 7:40
  got
• 7:40
  this
• 7:40
  40
• 7:40
  foot
• 7:40
  ladder
• 7:41
  pitched
• 7:41
  just
• 7:42
  right
• 7:42
  so
• 7:43
  that
• 7:43
  by
• 7:43
  the
• 7:43
  time
• 7:44
  I
• 7:44
  get
• 7:45
  to
• 7:45
  the
• 7:45
  third
• 7:46
  floor
• 7:46
  window
• 7:47
  with
• 7:47
  a
• 7:47
  five
• 7:47
  gallon
• 7:48
  bucket
• 7:48
  of
• 7:48
  paint
• 7:48
  in
• 7:48
  my
• 7:49
  hand.
• 7:50
  Yeah.
• 7:50
  Ladder
• 7:51
  does
• 7:51
  the
• 7:52
  slide
• 7:53
  down
• 7:54
  the
• 7:54
  bottom,
• 7:54
  kicks
• 7:54
  out.
• 7:55
  Here's
• 7:55
  the
• 7:55
  good
• 7:56
  news.
• 7:56
  Speaking
• 7:56
  of
• 7:56
  riding
• 7:57
  osb,
• 7:58
  I
• 7:58
  rode
• 7:58
  that
• 7:58
  ladder
• 7:59
  down
• 7:59
  three
• 8:00
  stories
• 8:02
  with
• 8:02
  the
• 8:02
  bucket
• 8:02
  of
• 8:02
  paint
• 8:03
  in
• 8:03
  my
• 8:03
  hand.
• 8:04
  Shock
• 8:04
  absorbed
• 8:05
  when
• 8:05
  I
• 8:05
  hit
• 8:06
  the
• 8:06
  roof
• 8:06
  with
• 8:06
  my
• 8:07
  knees.
• 8:07
  Didn't
• 8:08
  spill
• 8:08
  a
• 8:08
  drop
• 8:09
  of
• 8:09
  paint.
• 8:10
  Like
• 8:10
  a
• 8:10
  cat,
• 8:11
  dude.
• 8:12
  Like
• 8:12
  a
• 8:12
  superhero.
• 8:13
  Yeah.
• 8:14
  But
• 8:14
  you
• 8:14
  know
• 8:14
  something?
• 8:14
  I
• 8:15
  will
• 8:15
  say
• 8:15
  this.
• 8:16
  There
• 8:16
  is
• 8:16
  that
• 8:16
  moment
• 8:17
  that
• 8:17
  you
• 8:17
  land
• 8:17
  and
• 8:18
  you
• 8:18
  go,
• 8:18
  I'm
• 8:19
  okay,
• 8:19
  I'm
• 8:20
  not
• 8:20
  hurting.
• 8:20
  And
• 8:21
  I
• 8:21
  didn't
• 8:21
  spill
• 8:21
  anything.
• 8:22
  And
• 8:22
  then
• 8:23
  you
• 8:23
  feel
• 8:23
  like
• 8:23
  invincible
• 8:24
  for
• 8:24
  just
• 8:25
  a
• 8:25
  minute.
• 8:26
  I
• 8:26
  did
• 8:26
  feel
• 8:27
  like
• 8:27
  a
• 8:27
  rock
• 8:27
  star.
• 8:27
  And
• 8:28
  I'm
• 8:28
  still
• 8:28
  telling
• 8:29
  the
• 8:29
  story,
• 8:29
  what,
• 8:29
  30
• 8:30
  years
• 8:30
  later.
• 8:30
  So
• 8:31
  absolutely.
• 8:32
  35,
• 8:33
  35
• 8:34
  years
• 8:35
  later.
• 8:35
  But
• 8:36
  that's
• 8:36
  the
• 8:36
  thing.
• 8:36
  And
• 8:36
  I've
• 8:37
  seen
• 8:37
  those
• 8:38
  kind
• 8:38
  of
• 8:38
  things
• 8:38
  as
• 8:38
  well,
• 8:39
  where
• 8:39
  it's
• 8:39
  just
• 8:39
  like
• 8:39
  you
• 8:39
  go,
• 8:40
  oh,
• 8:40
  man,
• 8:41
  how
• 8:41
  did
• 8:41
  I
• 8:41
  get
• 8:41
  away
• 8:42
  with
• 8:42
  that?
• 8:42
  I
• 8:42
  got
• 8:43
  lucky.
• 8:44
  Oh,
• 8:44
  and
• 8:44
  I
• 8:44
  was
• 8:44
  just
• 8:45
  going
• 8:45
  to
• 8:45
  say
• 8:45
  the
• 8:45
  few
• 8:46
  spills,
• 8:46
  I
• 8:46
  fell
• 8:47
  off
• 8:47
  a
• 8:47
  couple
• 8:47
  of
• 8:47
  roofs,
• 8:48
  who
• 8:48
  hasn't?
• 8:48
  But
• 8:49
  when
• 8:49
  I
• 8:49
  look
• 8:49
  back
• 8:50
  at
• 8:50
  the
• 8:50
  ridiculous
• 8:51
  dereliction
• 8:52
  that
• 8:53
  I
• 8:53
  would
• 8:53
  call
• 8:54
  work
• 8:54
  ethic
• 8:55
  or
• 8:55
  what,
• 8:56
  my
• 8:56
  antics,
• 8:57
  and
• 8:57
  everybody
• 8:58
  would
• 8:58
  just
• 8:58
  shake
• 8:58
  their
• 8:58
  head
• 8:59
  going,
• 8:59
  dudley,
• 8:59
  what
• 9:00
  are
• 9:00
  you
• 9:00
  not
• 9:00
  fine?
• 9:01
  I'm
• 9:01
  like
• 9:01
  a
• 9:01
  squirrel
• 9:03
  did
• 9:03
  this.
• 9:04
  The
• 9:04
  countless
• 9:05
  ridiculousness
• 9:06
  I
• 9:06
  got
• 9:07
  away
• 9:07
  with
• 9:08
  versus
• 9:08
  the
• 9:09
  actual
• 9:09
  hits
• 9:09
  I
• 9:09
  took.
• 9:10
  Yeah,
• 9:11
  I'm
• 9:12
  lucky,
• 9:12
  man.
• 9:13
  Man,
• 9:14
  you
• 9:14
  and
• 9:14
  I
• 9:14
  both.
• 9:14
  It's
• 9:15
  it
• 9:15
  working
• 9:16
  in
• 9:16
  construction,
• 9:17
  working
• 9:17
  in
• 9:18
  that
• 9:18
  kind
• 9:18
  of
• 9:18
  stuff.
• 9:19
  You
• 9:19
  gotta
• 9:19
  have
• 9:19
  your
• 9:20
  nine
• 9:20
  lives
• 9:20
  because
• 9:20
  otherwise
• 9:21
  you're
• 9:21
  just
• 9:21
  out
• 9:21
  of
• 9:21
  the
• 9:22
  game
• 9:23
  because
• 9:23
  it
• 9:24
  happens
• 9:24
  quick.
• 9:25
  When
• 9:25
  we
• 9:25
  come
• 9:25
  back,
• 9:26
  I
• 9:26
  want
• 9:26
  to
• 9:26
  tell
• 9:26
  one
• 9:27
  here
• 9:27
  that's
• 9:27
  going
• 9:27
  to
• 9:27
  be
• 9:27
  interesting.
• 9:28
  And
• 9:28
  I
• 9:28
  tell
• 9:28
  you,
• 9:29
  I
• 9:29
  have
• 9:29
  one
• 9:29
  that's
• 9:29
  a
• 9:30
  forklift
• 9:30
  accident,
• 9:31
  which
• 9:31
  was
• 9:32
  solid.
• 9:32
  I
• 9:33
  have
• 9:33
  somebody
• 9:33
  else's
• 9:34
  forklift
• 9:34
  accident,
• 9:35
  which
• 9:35
  was
• 9:35
  even
• 9:36
  better.
• 9:37
  And
• 9:37
  then
• 9:37
  we
• 9:37
  got
• 9:37
  a
• 9:37
  few
• 9:38
  other
• 9:38
  ones
• 9:38
  here.
• 9:38
  The
• 9:39
  one
• 9:40
  that
• 9:40
  got
• 9:40
  close,
• 9:41
  that
• 9:41
  was
• 9:41
  almost
• 9:42
  a.
• 9:42
  One
• 9:43
  of
• 9:43
  them
• 9:43
  was
• 9:43
  I
• 9:44
  was
• 9:44
  close
• 9:44
  to
• 9:44
  getting
• 9:44
  airlifted.
• 9:45
  If
• 9:45
  I
• 9:45
  was.
• 9:45
  If
• 9:46
  that
• 9:46
  would
• 9:46
  have
• 9:46
  went
• 9:46
  like
• 9:47
  it
• 9:47
  was
• 9:47
  gonna.
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• 9:49
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• 9:51
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• 9:51
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• 9:51
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• 9:52
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• 9:52
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• 9:52
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• 9:53
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• 9:53
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• 9:53
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• 9:54
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• 9:54
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• 9:55
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• 9:56
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• 9:56
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• 9:56
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• 9:56
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• 9:56
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• 9:56
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• 9:57
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• 9:57
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• 9:57
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• 9:58
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• 9:58
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• 9:58
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• 9:59
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• 9:59
  thing
• 9:59
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• 9:59
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• 10:00
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• 10:02
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• 10:02
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• 10:06
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• 10:07
  gonna
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• 10:07
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• 10:07
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• 10:08
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• 10:08
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• 10:09
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• 10:09
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• 10:09
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• 10:10
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• 10:10
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• 10:10
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• 10:11
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• 10:11
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• 10:15
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• 10:15
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• 10:15
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• 10:21
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• 10:21
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• 10:22
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• 10:22
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• 10:24
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• 10:24
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• 10:24
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  you
• 10:25
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• 10:25
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• 10:26
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• 10:26
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• 10:26
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• 10:27
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• 10:27
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• 10:27
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• 10:27
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• 10:27
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• 10:28
  some
• 10:28
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• 10:28
  with
• 10:28
  some
• 10:29
  polls.
• 10:29
  We're
• 10:30
  going
• 10:30
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• 10:30
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• 10:30
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• 10:30
  some
• 10:30
  good
• 10:30
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• 10:31
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• 10:31
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• 10:32
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• 10:32
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• 10:33
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• 10:33
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• 10:33
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• 10:33
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• 10:33
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• 10:34
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• 10:34
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• 10:34
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• 10:34
  We'll
• 10:34
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• 10:35
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• 10:42
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• 10:43
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• 10:43
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• 12:41
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• 12:42
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• 12:42
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• 12:44
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• 12:45
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• 12:45
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• 12:46
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• 12:46
  us
• 12:46
  today.
• 12:47
  Johnny
• 12:48
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• 12:48
  I
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• 12:48
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• 12:48
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• 12:48
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• 12:49
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• 12:49
  stories
• 12:49
  today
• 12:50
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• 12:50
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• 12:50
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• 12:50
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• 12:51
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• 12:52
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• 12:52
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• 12:53
  design,
• 12:54
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• 12:54
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• 12:55
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• 12:55
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• 12:55
  out
• 12:55
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• 12:56
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• 12:57
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• 12:57
  you
• 12:57
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• 12:57
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• 12:57
  I
• 12:57
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• 12:58
  So,
• 12:58
  Johnny,
• 12:59
  you
• 12:59
  know
• 12:59
  those,
• 13:00
  you
• 13:00
  could
• 13:00
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• 13:00
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• 13:00
  Costco
• 13:01
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• 13:01
  a
• 13:01
  Walmart
• 13:02
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• 13:02
  you
• 13:02
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• 13:02
  those
• 13:03
  portable
• 13:03
  carports,
• 13:04
  the
• 13:04
  one
• 13:04
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• 13:05
  the
• 13:05
  tarp
• 13:05
  material
• 13:05
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• 13:06
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• 13:06
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• 13:06
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• 13:06
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• 13:07
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• 13:07
  You
• 13:07
  can
• 13:08
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• 13:08
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• 13:08
  car
• 13:08
  in
• 13:08
  there.
• 13:09
  Oh
• 13:09
  yeah,
• 13:11
  that
• 13:11
  was
• 13:11
  a
• 13:11
  bad
• 13:11
  one.
• 13:12
  So
• 13:12
  I
• 13:12
  was
• 13:13
  living
• 13:13
  before
• 13:13
  my
• 13:14
  radio
• 13:14
  career
• 13:15
  of
• 13:15
  around
• 13:15
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• 13:15
  house.
• 13:15
  I
• 13:16
  was
• 13:16
  living
• 13:16
  in
• 13:16
  eastern
• 13:16
  Washington
• 13:17
  for
• 13:17
  all
• 13:17
  the
• 13:18
  people
• 13:18
  listening
• 13:18
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• 13:18
  610k
• 13:19
  when
• 13:19
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• 13:20
  I
• 13:20
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• 13:20
  on
• 13:20
  Birch
• 13:21
  street
• 13:21
  in
• 13:21
  Richland.
• 13:22
  We're
• 13:22
  gonna
• 13:22
  get
• 13:22
  really
• 13:22
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• 13:23
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• 13:24
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• 13:24
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• 13:24
  my
• 13:24
  67
• 13:25
  GTO
• 13:25
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• 13:26
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• 13:26
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• 13:26
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• 13:26
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• 13:26
  building
• 13:26
  a
• 13:27
  garage
• 13:27
  and
• 13:27
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• 13:27
  I
• 13:27
  wanted
• 13:28
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• 13:28
  keep
• 13:28
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• 13:28
  bad
• 13:28
  weather
• 13:28
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• 13:29
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• 13:29
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• 13:29
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• 13:29
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• 13:30
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• 13:30
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• 13:30
  windstorm
• 13:30
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• 13:31
  in
• 13:31
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• 13:31
  I
• 13:31
  remember
• 13:32
  this
• 13:32
  day
• 13:32
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• 13:32
  it
• 13:32
  was
• 13:32
  my
• 13:33
  birthday
• 13:33
  as
• 13:33
  well.
• 13:34
  All
• 13:34
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• 13:34
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• 13:35
  sudden
• 13:35
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• 13:35
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• 13:36
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• 13:36
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• 13:36
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• 13:36
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• 13:36
  wind's
• 13:36
  doing
• 13:37
  and
• 13:37
  I
• 13:37
  see
• 13:38
  the
• 13:38
  carport
• 13:39
  kind
• 13:39
  of
• 13:39
  doing
• 13:39
  this
• 13:39
  little
• 13:40
  bouncing
• 13:40
  lift
• 13:41
  thing.
• 13:42
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• 13:42
  had
• 13:42
  screwed
• 13:43
  it
• 13:43
  with
• 13:43
  lags
• 13:44
  with
• 13:45
  redheads
• 13:45
  into
• 13:46
  the
• 13:46
  asphalt
• 13:47
  driveway,
• 13:47
  which
• 13:47
  was
• 13:48
  about
• 13:48
  4
• 13:48
  inches
• 13:49
  thick,
• 13:49
  just
• 13:49
  making
• 13:50
  sure
• 13:50
  it
• 13:50
  didn't
• 13:50
  bunt
• 13:50
  around.
• 13:51
  I
• 13:51
  had
• 13:52
  sandbags
• 13:52
  tied
• 13:53
  around
• 13:53
  it.
• 13:53
  I
• 13:53
  had
• 13:53
  everything
• 13:54
  just
• 13:54
  to
• 13:54
  make
• 13:54
  sure
• 13:54
  that
• 13:54
  it
• 13:54
  would
• 13:54
  stick
• 13:55
  there.
• 13:55
  Yeah,
• 13:56
  that
• 13:56
  didn't
• 13:56
  work.
• 13:57
  So
• 13:57
  I
• 13:57
  get
• 13:57
  out
• 13:58
  there
• 13:58
  as
• 13:58
  it's
• 13:59
  lifted
• 13:59
  up
• 13:59
  a
• 14:00
  section
• 14:00
  of
• 14:00
  asphalt,
• 14:01
  it's
• 14:01
  taking
• 14:01
  it
• 14:01
  out
• 14:01
  of
• 14:02
  the
• 14:02
  driveway
• 14:03
  and
• 14:03
  it's
• 14:03
  lifting
• 14:04
  that
• 14:04
  corner
• 14:04
  up.
• 14:04
  So
• 14:04
  I'm
• 14:05
  like,
• 14:05
  oh,
• 14:06
  now
• 14:06
  that
• 14:06
  it's
• 14:06
  getting
• 14:06
  air
• 14:06
  into
• 14:07
  it,
• 14:07
  I'm
• 14:07
  in
• 14:07
  trouble.
• 14:08
  So
• 14:08
  I
• 14:09
  roll
• 14:09
  the
• 14:09
  car
• 14:09
  out,
• 14:10
  I
• 14:10
  get
• 14:10
  up
• 14:10
  there
• 14:11
  with
• 14:11
  my
• 14:11
  pocket
• 14:11
  knife
• 14:12
  and
• 14:12
  start
• 14:12
  cutting
• 14:13
  the
• 14:13
  things
• 14:13
  on
• 14:13
  it.
• 14:14
  As
• 14:14
  I
• 14:14
  have
• 14:14
  my
• 14:15
  hand
• 14:15
  around
• 14:15
  it,
• 14:15
  this
• 14:16
  70
• 14:16
  mile
• 14:17
  an
• 14:17
  hour
• 14:17
  gust
• 14:18
  grabs
• 14:19
  the
• 14:19
  whole
• 14:19
  thing,
• 14:20
  lifts
• 14:20
  it
• 14:21
  up.
• 14:21
  I
• 14:22
  let
• 14:22
  go
• 14:22
  at
• 14:22
  about
• 14:23
  10ft
• 14:23
  because
• 14:23
  I
• 14:24
  couldn't
• 14:24
  just
• 14:24
  let
• 14:24
  go
• 14:24
  because
• 14:25
  I
• 14:25
  had
• 14:25
  this
• 14:25
  open
• 14:25
  pocket
• 14:26
  knife
• 14:26
  in
• 14:26
  my
• 14:27
  hand.
• 14:27
  So
• 14:28
  I
• 14:28
  throw
• 14:28
  that
• 14:29
  out
• 14:29
  into
• 14:29
  the
• 14:29
  driveway
• 14:30
  as
• 14:30
  I'm
• 14:31
  letting
• 14:31
  go.
• 14:31
  And
• 14:31
  I'm
• 14:32
  1012ft
• 14:33
  in
• 14:33
  the
• 14:33
  air
• 14:33
  at
• 14:33
  this
• 14:33
  point.
• 14:34
  Nice.
• 14:34
  It
• 14:35
  flips
• 14:35
  up
• 14:35
  end
• 14:36
  over
• 14:36
  end,
• 14:37
  lands
• 14:37
  on
• 14:38
  the
• 14:38
  neighbor's
• 14:39
  roof,
• 14:40
  touches
• 14:41
  that
• 14:41
  and
• 14:41
  then
• 14:42
  goes
• 14:42
  up
• 14:42
  into
• 14:43
  the
• 14:43
  top
• 14:43
  of
• 14:44
  the
• 14:44
  high
• 14:44
  tension
• 14:44
  power
• 14:45
  lines
• 14:45
  behind
• 14:45
  the
• 14:45
  house.
• 14:46
  Awesome.
• 14:46
  And
• 14:46
  lands
• 14:47
  up
• 14:47
  in
• 14:47
  there
• 14:48
  and
• 14:48
  arcs
• 14:49
  out.
• 14:49
  Wow,
• 14:50
  that's
• 14:51
  way
• 14:51
  better
• 14:51
  than
• 14:51
  mine.
• 14:52
  I
• 14:52
  had
• 14:52
  the
• 14:52
  same
• 14:52
  cover
• 14:53
  over
• 14:53
  my
• 14:53
  boat.
• 14:54
  I
• 14:54
  don't
• 14:54
  know
• 14:54
  if
• 14:54
  you
• 14:54
  remember
• 14:55
  my
• 14:55
  old
• 14:55
  little
• 14:55
  bay
• 14:55
  liner,
• 14:56
  but
• 14:56
  oh
• 14:57
  yeah,
• 14:57
  I
• 14:57
  do.
• 14:58
  At
• 14:58
  the
• 14:58
  North
• 14:58
  30th
• 14:59
  street
• 14:59
  house.
• 14:59
  Yeah.
• 15:00
  Same
• 15:00
  story.
• 15:01
  Ended
• 15:01
  up.
• 15:02
  Yeah.
• 15:02
  Crossing
• 15:03
  the
• 15:03
  alley
• 15:04
  over
• 15:04
  the
• 15:04
  fence
• 15:05
  and
• 15:05
  plaster
• 15:06
  in
• 15:06
  the
• 15:06
  neighbor's
• 15:07
  house.
• 15:07
  It's
• 15:07
  like
• 15:08
  a
• 15:08
  trampoline
• 15:08
  with
• 15:09
  a
• 15:09
  sail.
• 15:09
  Right.
• 15:10
  There's
• 15:10
  just
• 15:10
  no
• 15:11
  way
• 15:11
  the
• 15:12
  same
• 15:12
  exact
• 15:12
  one.
• 15:12
  Bought
• 15:13
  it
• 15:13
  at
• 15:13
  Costco.
• 15:14
  Yeah.
• 15:14
  Pin
• 15:15
  it
• 15:15
  all
• 15:15
  down
• 15:15
  to
• 15:15
  the
• 15:15
  driveway.
• 15:16
  Yeah,
• 15:17
  same
• 15:17
  still
• 15:17
  went.
• 15:18
  Oh,
• 15:18
  it
• 15:19
  was
• 15:19
  so
• 15:19
  brutal.
• 15:19
  And
• 15:19
  then
• 15:20
  I
• 15:20
  had
• 15:20
  to
• 15:20
  call
• 15:20
  the
• 15:20
  city
• 15:21
  because
• 15:21
  the
• 15:21
  worst
• 15:22
  part
• 15:22
  was
• 15:23
  the
• 15:23
  city
• 15:23
  did
• 15:23
  the
• 15:23
  power
• 15:24
  there.
• 15:24
  So
• 15:24
  it
• 15:24
  wasn't
• 15:24
  a
• 15:24
  separate
• 15:25
  power
• 15:25
  company
• 15:25
  through
• 15:25
  the
• 15:26
  city.
• 15:26
  And
• 15:26
  I'm
• 15:26
  like,
• 15:26
  hey,
• 15:26
  man.
• 15:27
  Yeah,
• 15:27
  that's
• 15:28
  my
• 15:28
  carport.
• 15:29
  It
• 15:29
  just
• 15:29
  ripped
• 15:30
  it
• 15:30
  out
• 15:30
  of
• 15:30
  the
• 15:30
  ground.
• 15:30
  And
• 15:30
  they
• 15:31
  came
• 15:31
  out.
• 15:31
  I
• 15:31
  didn't
• 15:32
  get
• 15:32
  charged,
• 15:32
  which
• 15:33
  was
• 15:33
  good.
• 15:33
  I
• 15:34
  didn't
• 15:34
  really
• 15:34
  know
• 15:34
  how
• 15:34
  that
• 15:35
  was
• 15:35
  going
• 15:35
  to
• 15:35
  go.
• 15:35
  They're
• 15:35
  like,
• 15:35
  well,
• 15:36
  well,
• 15:36
  you
• 15:36
  did
• 15:37
  what
• 15:37
  you
• 15:37
  could.
• 15:37
  This
• 15:38
  was
• 15:38
  just
• 15:38
  kind
• 15:38
  of
• 15:38
  unusual.
• 15:40
  And
• 15:40
  so
• 15:40
  you
• 15:41
  put
• 15:41
  a
• 15:41
  good
• 15:41
  effort
• 15:41
  into
• 15:41
  fastening
• 15:42
  it
• 15:42
  down.
• 15:42
  Charged
• 15:43
  by
• 15:43
  a
• 15:43
  gang
• 15:43
  of
• 15:44
  neighbors
• 15:44
  who.
• 15:44
  You
• 15:44
  took
• 15:45
  the
• 15:45
  power
• 15:45
  out.
• 15:46
  Yeah,
• 15:46
  that
• 15:47
  too.
• 15:47
  But
• 15:47
  there
• 15:47
  was
• 15:48
  so
• 15:48
  much
• 15:48
  power
• 15:48
  outage.
• 15:49
  It
• 15:49
  was.
• 15:49
  This
• 15:49
  wasn't.
• 15:49
  It
• 15:50
  was
• 15:50
  not
• 15:50
  the
• 15:50
  only
• 15:50
  one.
• 15:51
  But
• 15:52
  so.
• 15:52
  Oh,
• 15:52
  yeah,
• 15:53
  it
• 15:53
  was
• 15:53
  brutal.
• 15:53
  It
• 15:53
  was
• 15:53
  like,
• 15:54
  okay.
• 15:54
  So
• 15:54
  every
• 15:54
  time
• 15:55
  I
• 15:55
  see
• 15:55
  somebody
• 15:55
  going
• 15:55
  to
• 15:56
  get
• 15:56
  one
• 15:56
  of
• 15:56
  those,
• 15:56
  I'm
• 15:56
  like,
• 15:57
  no,
• 15:58
  no,
• 15:59
  not
• 15:59
  where
• 16:00
  you
• 16:00
  get
• 16:00
  wind.
• 16:01
  But
• 16:02
  no,
• 16:02
  I
• 16:02
  don't
• 16:02
  want
• 16:02
  to
• 16:02
  pick
• 16:03
  on
• 16:03
  anybody.
• 16:03
  So
• 16:03
  many
• 16:04
  people
• 16:04
  buy
• 16:04
  them
• 16:04
  and
• 16:04
  think,
• 16:04
  oh,
• 16:05
  you
• 16:05
  just
• 16:05
  stand
• 16:05
  them
• 16:05
  up.
• 16:05
  This
• 16:06
  is
• 16:06
  great.
• 16:06
  Right.
• 16:06
  And
• 16:07
  just
• 16:07
  don't.
• 16:08
  I
• 16:08
  mean,
• 16:08
  I'll
• 16:09
  bet
• 16:09
  half
• 16:09
  the.
• 16:09
  Really
• 16:10
  you
• 16:10
  need
• 16:10
  to
• 16:10
  put
• 16:10
  concrete
• 16:11
  foot
• 16:11
  even
• 16:12
  secure
• 16:12
  them.
• 16:13
  Yeah.
• 16:13
  Maybe
• 16:14
  they're
• 16:14
  just
• 16:14
  sitting
• 16:15
  out
• 16:15
  there.
• 16:15
  The
• 16:15
  weight
• 16:15
  of
• 16:15
  it.
• 16:15
  Right.
• 16:16
  Maybe
• 16:16
  they
• 16:16
  just
• 16:17
  put
• 16:17
  a.
• 16:17
  A
• 16:18
  rock
• 16:18
  against
• 16:18
  it
• 16:18
  or
• 16:19
  who
• 16:19
  knows?
• 16:19
  Right.
• 16:20
  But
• 16:20
  yeah.
• 16:20
  Yeah.
• 16:21
  Oh,
• 16:21
  no,
• 16:21
  the
• 16:22
  wind
• 16:22
  will
• 16:22
  never.
• 16:22
  This
• 16:23
  thing's
• 16:23
  heavy.
• 16:23
  The.
• 16:24
  The
• 16:24
  wind
• 16:24
  will
• 16:24
  never
• 16:24
  take.
• 16:25
  You
• 16:25
  know,
• 16:26
  that's
• 16:27
  why
• 16:27
  when
• 16:27
  you
• 16:27
  see
• 16:27
  tent
• 16:28
  companies
• 16:28
  coming
• 16:28
  out
• 16:28
  with
• 16:29
  these
• 16:29
  3
• 16:29
  inch
• 16:29
  round
• 16:30
  stakes
• 16:30
  that
• 16:30
  they're
• 16:31
  blasting
• 16:31
  through
• 16:31
  into
• 16:32
  the
• 16:32
  ground.
• 16:32
  Yeah.
• 16:33
  To
• 16:33
  hold
• 16:33
  up
• 16:33
  like
• 16:33
  the
• 16:34
  big
• 16:34
  tents
• 16:34
  for
• 16:35
  the
• 16:35
  circus
• 16:36
  or
• 16:36
  the
• 16:36
  car
• 16:36
  sale
• 16:37
  or
• 16:37
  whatever
• 16:37
  they're
• 16:37
  doing
• 16:37
  out
• 16:38
  in
• 16:38
  the
• 16:38
  parking
• 16:38
  lot.
• 16:38
  They're
• 16:38
  jamming
• 16:39
  those
• 16:39
  things
• 16:39
  in.
• 16:40
  There's
• 16:40
  a
• 16:40
  reason.
• 16:41
  Yeah,
• 16:41
  there's
• 16:41
  a
• 16:42
  reason.
• 16:43
  So
• 16:43
  brutal.
• 16:44
  Now,
• 16:44
  my
• 16:44
  other
• 16:45
  favorite
• 16:45
  one
• 16:45
  that
• 16:46
  I
• 16:46
  saw
• 16:46
  too,
• 16:47
  that.
• 16:47
  Okay,
• 16:48
  let
• 16:48
  me
• 16:48
  see
• 16:48
  if
• 16:48
  I
• 16:48
  can
• 16:49
  tell
• 16:49
  this
• 16:49
  one
• 16:49
  here
• 16:49
  too
• 16:50
  much
• 16:50
  without
• 16:50
  getting
• 16:51
  too
• 16:51
  much
• 16:51
  trouble
• 16:51
  here,
• 16:51
  but
• 16:52
  I'll
• 16:53
  g
• 16:53
  rate
• 16:53
  this
• 16:53
  one.
• 16:53
  I
• 16:54
  was
• 16:54
  driving
• 16:54
  a
• 16:54
  forklift
• 16:55
  in
• 16:55
  this
• 16:55
  warehouse
• 16:56
  and
• 16:56
  I'm
• 16:57
  trying
• 16:57
  to
• 16:58
  drive
• 16:59
  around
• 16:59
  all
• 16:59
  this
• 17:00
  metal
• 17:00
  tanks
• 17:01
  and
• 17:01
  stuff
• 17:01
  in
• 17:01
  it.
• 17:02
  As
• 17:02
  I
• 17:02
  look
• 17:02
  back
• 17:03
  to
• 17:03
  back
• 17:03
  up,
• 17:04
  I
• 17:04
  go
• 17:04
  forward,
• 17:05
  the
• 17:05
  thing
• 17:05
  rolls
• 17:06
  forward,
• 17:07
  My
• 17:07
  elbow
• 17:07
  is
• 17:08
  out
• 17:08
  and
• 17:08
  it
• 17:08
  gets
• 17:09
  it
• 17:09
  pinned
• 17:09
  between
• 17:10
  the
• 17:10
  metal
• 17:11
  post
• 17:11
  and
• 17:12
  the
• 17:12
  frame
• 17:12
  of
• 17:12
  the
• 17:12
  Forklift
• 17:13
  behind
• 17:13
  me.
• 17:14
  And
• 17:14
  then
• 17:14
  I
• 17:14
  couldn't
• 17:15
  reach
• 17:16
  the
• 17:16
  reverse
• 17:16
  on
• 17:17
  the
• 17:18
  back
• 17:18
  part
• 17:18
  of.
• 17:19
  I
• 17:19
  couldn't
• 17:20
  reach
• 17:20
  the
• 17:20
  reverse.
• 17:20
  I
• 17:21
  had
• 17:21
  to
• 17:21
  use
• 17:21
  my
• 17:21
  foot
• 17:21
  to
• 17:21
  kick
• 17:22
  it
• 17:22
  into
• 17:22
  reverse
• 17:24
  to
• 17:24
  get
• 17:24
  it
• 17:24
  back.
• 17:24
  And
• 17:25
  oh,
• 17:26
  if
• 17:26
  I'd
• 17:26
  have
• 17:26
  been
• 17:26
  going
• 17:27
  two
• 17:27
  more
• 17:27
  miles
• 17:28
  an
• 17:28
  hour
• 17:28
  later,
• 17:28
  that
• 17:29
  would
• 17:29
  have
• 17:29
  been
• 17:29
  a.
• 17:30
  A
• 17:30
  life
• 17:30
  flight
• 17:30
  situation.
• 17:31
  And
• 17:31
  I
• 17:31
  just
• 17:32
  got
• 17:32
  lucky.
• 17:33
  You
• 17:33
  know
• 17:34
  how
• 17:34
  that
• 17:34
  background
• 17:35
  sometimes
• 17:35
  cuts
• 17:36
  off
• 17:36
  your
• 17:36
  arm?
• 17:37
  Now
• 17:37
  you.
• 17:37
  Yes,
• 17:38
  that.
• 17:38
  But
• 17:38
  yeah,
• 17:39
  that
• 17:39
  would
• 17:39
  have
• 17:39
  been
• 17:39
  Eric.
• 17:40
  G.
• 17:40
  That
• 17:41
  would
• 17:41
  have
• 17:41
  been
• 17:41
  me.
• 17:41
  Yep.
• 17:42
  That
• 17:42
  would
• 17:42
  have
• 17:42
  been
• 17:43
  the
• 17:43
  end
• 17:43
  of
• 17:43
  that.
• 17:43
  And
• 17:44
  then
• 17:45
  now
• 17:45
  when
• 17:45
  I
• 17:45
  was
• 17:46
  working
• 17:46
  for
• 17:46
  Eagle
• 17:47
  Hardware,
• 17:47
  now
• 17:47
  for
• 17:48
  people
• 17:48
  out
• 17:48
  there,
• 17:48
  Eagle
• 17:49
  Hardware
• 17:49
  was
• 17:49
  in
• 17:49
  the
• 17:50
  Pacific
• 17:50
  Northwest
• 17:50
  and
• 17:51
  then
• 17:51
  the
• 17:51
  west
• 17:51
  Coast.
• 17:52
  It
• 17:53
  eventually
• 17:53
  got
• 17:53
  bought
• 17:54
  out
• 17:54
  by
• 17:54
  Lowe's.
• 17:55
  But
• 17:55
  it
• 17:55
  was
• 17:55
  a
• 17:55
  kind
• 17:56
  of
• 17:56
  a
• 17:56
  high
• 17:56
  end
• 17:56
  home
• 17:56
  improvement
• 17:57
  store.
• 17:57
  Polished
• 17:58
  floors,
• 17:58
  looking
• 17:58
  good.
• 17:59
  There
• 17:59
  was
• 17:59
  a
• 17:59
  kid,
• 17:59
  it
• 18:00
  was
• 18:00
  in
• 18:00
  Spokane,
• 18:00
  Washington,
• 18:02
  that
• 18:02
  was
• 18:02
  outside,
• 18:03
  in
• 18:03
  the
• 18:03
  outside
• 18:03
  garden
• 18:04
  area.
• 18:04
  And
• 18:04
  you
• 18:04
  know
• 18:05
  the
• 18:05
  big
• 18:05
  steel
• 18:05
  racking
• 18:06
  that's
• 18:06
  up
• 18:06
  there
• 18:07
  that
• 18:07
  they
• 18:07
  put
• 18:07
  all
• 18:07
  the
• 18:07
  bagged
• 18:08
  concrete
• 18:09
  and
• 18:09
  blocks
• 18:10
  and
• 18:10
  everything
• 18:10
  on
• 18:11
  while
• 18:11
  he
• 18:11
  was
• 18:11
  whipping
• 18:12
  around
• 18:12
  out
• 18:12
  there,
• 18:12
  didn't
• 18:12
  pay
• 18:13
  attention
• 18:14
  and
• 18:14
  kicked
• 18:14
  out
• 18:15
  the
• 18:15
  bottom
• 18:15
  of
• 18:15
  one
• 18:15
  of
• 18:15
  the
• 18:15
  legs.
• 18:17
  And
• 18:17
  he
• 18:17
  dropped
• 18:18
  40
• 18:19
  foot
• 18:19
  of
• 18:19
  bag
• 18:20
  goods
• 18:20
  and
• 18:20
  concrete
• 18:21
  block
• 18:22
  one
• 18:22
  morning
• 18:23
  before
• 18:23
  the
• 18:24
  store
• 18:24
  opened
• 18:25
  into
• 18:25
  the
• 18:25
  garden
• 18:26
  department.
• 18:26
  Yeah.
• 18:27
  And
• 18:27
  so
• 18:28
  that
• 18:28
  was
• 18:28
  what,
• 18:28
  24ft
• 18:29
  tall.
• 18:30
  Just
• 18:31
  collapsed
• 18:31
  it
• 18:31
  over
• 18:32
  like,
• 18:33
  it
• 18:33
  just.
• 18:33
  Fell
• 18:33
  right
• 18:34
  over
• 18:34
  so
• 18:34
  bad,
• 18:35
  dude.
• 18:36
  Oh.
• 18:37
  They
• 18:37
  sent
• 18:38
  me
• 18:38
  up
• 18:38
  there
• 18:38
  to
• 18:38
  help
• 18:38
  manage
• 18:39
  it
• 18:39
  for
• 18:39
  a
• 18:39
  day
• 18:39
  to
• 18:40
  get
• 18:40
  the
• 18:40
  kids
• 18:40
  started
• 18:40
  up
• 18:41
  and
• 18:41
  help
• 18:41
  show
• 18:41
  him
• 18:41
  how
• 18:42
  to
• 18:42
  put
• 18:42
  the.
• 18:42
  Because
• 18:43
  they
• 18:43
  didn't
• 18:43
  fire
• 18:44
  him.
• 18:44
  Then
• 18:45
  they
• 18:45
  showed
• 18:45
  him
• 18:45
  how
• 18:45
  they
• 18:46
  brought
• 18:46
  in
• 18:46
  the
• 18:46
  new
• 18:46
  racking
• 18:47
  because
• 18:47
  it
• 18:47
  just
• 18:47
  all
• 18:48
  bent
• 18:48
  up.
• 18:48
  He
• 18:48
  had
• 18:48
  to
• 18:48
  get
• 18:48
  in
• 18:48
  there,
• 18:49
  cut
• 18:49
  it
• 18:49
  all
• 18:49
  out.
• 18:50
  Yeah.
• 18:50
  Showed
• 18:51
  him
• 18:51
  how
• 18:51
  to
• 18:51
  set
• 18:51
  the
• 18:51
  new
• 18:52
  racking.
• 18:52
  They
• 18:52
  had
• 18:52
  another
• 18:53
  guy
• 18:53
  come
• 18:53
  in
• 18:53
  and
• 18:53
  help
• 18:53
  that,
• 18:53
  and
• 18:54
  I
• 18:54
  had
• 18:54
  to
• 18:54
  come
• 18:54
  in
• 18:54
  and
• 18:54
  help
• 18:54
  with
• 18:54
  that
• 18:55
  too.
• 18:55
  Showed
• 18:56
  him
• 18:56
  how
• 18:56
  to
• 18:56
  set
• 18:56
  it
• 18:56
  legally
• 18:57
  because
• 18:57
  I'd
• 18:57
  been
• 18:57
  setting
• 18:58
  up
• 18:58
  stores
• 18:58
  and
• 18:59
  got
• 18:59
  it
• 19:00
  up
• 19:00
  there.
• 19:00
  And
• 19:00
  then
• 19:00
  he
• 19:00
  had
• 19:01
  to
• 19:01
  hand
• 19:01
  stack
• 19:01
  all
• 19:02
  the
• 19:02
  bags
• 19:02
  that
• 19:02
  weren't
• 19:03
  broken
• 19:03
  onto
• 19:03
  pallets,
• 19:04
  shrink
• 19:05
  wrap
• 19:05
  them.
• 19:06
  Took
• 19:06
  him
• 19:06
  like
• 19:07
  10.
• 19:07
  It
• 19:07
  didn't
• 19:07
  give
• 19:07
  him
• 19:07
  a
• 19:08
  day
• 19:08
  off
• 19:08
  until
• 19:08
  he
• 19:08
  was
• 19:08
  done.
• 19:09
  And
• 19:09
  then
• 19:10
  the
• 19:10
  manager
• 19:10
  was
• 19:10
  so
• 19:11
  mad
• 19:11
  at
• 19:11
  him
• 19:11
  because
• 19:11
  I
• 19:11
  guess
• 19:12
  he'd
• 19:12
  gotten
• 19:12
  into
• 19:12
  trouble
• 19:12
  a
• 19:12
  few
• 19:13
  times
• 19:13
  before.
• 19:14
  Day
• 19:14
  was
• 19:15
  done,
• 19:15
  everything
• 19:15
  was
• 19:16
  swept
• 19:16
  up,
• 19:16
  cleaned
• 19:17
  up.
• 19:17
  All
• 19:17
  right.
• 19:17
  All
• 19:17
  right,
• 19:18
  thanks.
• 19:19
  It's
• 19:19
  been.
• 19:19
  Yep.
• 19:20
  It's
• 19:20
  been
• 19:20
  nice
• 19:20
  working
• 19:20
  with
• 19:21
  you.
• 19:21
  They
• 19:21
  let
• 19:21
  him
• 19:22
  go.
• 19:22
  And
• 19:22
  I
• 19:22
  was
• 19:22
  like,
• 19:22
  that
• 19:23
  was
• 19:23
  cold.
• 19:25
  That's
• 19:25
  kind
• 19:25
  of
• 19:25
  justice.
• 19:26
  Yeah.
• 19:27
  Yeah.
• 19:27
  It's
• 19:28
  what
• 19:28
  happens.
• 19:28
  Welcome
• 19:29
  to
• 19:29
  retail.
• 19:29
  But
• 19:30
  that's
• 19:30
  what
• 19:30
  happens.
• 19:30
  Clean
• 19:30
  up
• 19:31
  your
• 19:31
  mess
• 19:31
  and
• 19:31
  get
• 19:31
  out.
• 19:32
  And
• 19:32
  get
• 19:32
  out.
• 19:33
  Yeah.
• 19:33
  So
• 19:33
  I
• 19:33
  was
• 19:33
  like,
• 19:34
  oh.
• 19:35
  And
• 19:35
  the
• 19:36
  kid
• 19:36
  was
• 19:36
  like,
• 19:36
  hey,
• 19:36
  do
• 19:36
  you
• 19:36
  think
• 19:36
  I'm
• 19:37
  gonna
• 19:37
  have
• 19:37
  my
• 19:37
  job?
• 19:37
  I'm
• 19:37
  like,
• 19:38
  well,
• 19:38
  you're
• 19:38
  here
• 19:38
  still,
• 19:38
  so
• 19:39
  there's
• 19:39
  50
• 19:39
  chance.
• 19:40
  Yeah.
• 19:41
  But
• 19:41
  yeah,
• 19:41
  they
• 19:41
  got
• 19:41
  it.
• 19:42
  And
• 19:42
  I
• 19:42
  saw
• 19:42
  that
• 19:42
  stuff
• 19:43
  all
• 19:43
  the
• 19:43
  time.
• 19:43
  We
• 19:44
  had
• 19:44
  one
• 19:45
  another,
• 19:45
  another
• 19:45
  Home
• 19:46
  Depot
• 19:46
  story.
• 19:46
  I
• 19:47
  was
• 19:47
  in
• 19:47
  Home
• 19:47
  Depot
• 19:47
  one
• 19:48
  time
• 19:48
  and
• 19:48
  this
• 19:48
  was
• 19:49
  in
• 19:49
  the
• 19:49
  Tacoma
• 19:49
  area.
• 19:50
  You
• 19:50
  know
• 19:50
  that
• 19:50
  one
• 19:50
  over
• 19:50
  there
• 19:50
  in
• 19:50
  Fur
• 19:51
  Crest,
• 19:51
  huh?
• 19:52
  Yeah.
• 19:54
  You
• 19:54
  know
• 19:54
  that
• 19:54
  one
• 19:54
  way?
• 19:55
  Yeah.
• 19:56
  So
• 19:56
  I
• 19:56
  was
• 19:56
  in
• 19:57
  there.
• 19:57
  Kid
• 19:58
  was
• 19:58
  grabbing
• 19:58
  a,
• 19:59
  a
• 19:59
  one
• 19:59
  of
• 19:59
  the
• 19:59
  big
• 20:00
  fridges.
• 20:01
  And
• 20:01
  I
• 20:01
  think
• 20:01
  this
• 20:02
  instance
• 20:02
  was
• 20:03
  actually
• 20:03
  why
• 20:03
  they
• 20:04
  started
• 20:04
  roping
• 20:05
  off
• 20:05
  the
• 20:05
  aisles
• 20:06
  after
• 20:06
  this.
• 20:07
  Huh.
• 20:07
  He
• 20:08
  had
• 20:08
  a
• 20:08
  side
• 20:08
  by
• 20:08
  side
• 20:09
  36
• 20:09
  inch
• 20:10
  refrigerator
• 20:10
  up
• 20:10
  there
• 20:10
  on
• 20:11
  a
• 20:11
  pallet
• 20:11
  that
• 20:11
  wasn't
• 20:11
  shrink
• 20:12
  wrapped
• 20:12
  it.
• 20:13
  And
• 20:13
  he
• 20:13
  caught
• 20:13
  the
• 20:13
  pallet
• 20:14
  pulling
• 20:14
  it
• 20:14
  off.
• 20:15
  Oh,
• 20:15
  dude.
• 20:16
  And
• 20:16
  that
• 20:16
  thing
• 20:16
  toppled
• 20:17
  off
• 20:17
  the
• 20:17
  top
• 20:17
  rack,
• 20:19
  landed
• 20:19
  down
• 20:19
  on
• 20:20
  the
• 20:20
  ground.
• 20:21
  Barrel
• 20:21
  rolled
• 20:22
  end
• 20:22
  over
• 20:22
  end
• 20:22
  basically
• 20:23
  through
• 20:24
  the
• 20:24
  kitchen
• 20:24
  department.
• 20:26
  Scraped
• 20:27
  a
• 20:27
  lady's
• 20:27
  elbow
• 20:28
  as
• 20:28
  she
• 20:28
  dodged
• 20:29
  out
• 20:29
  of
• 20:29
  the
• 20:29
  way.
• 20:30
  And
• 20:30
  the,
• 20:31
  the
• 20:31
  plastic
• 20:31
  banding
• 20:32
  on
• 20:32
  the
• 20:32
  end
• 20:32
  of
• 20:33
  it
• 20:33
  just
• 20:33
  gave
• 20:34
  her
• 20:34
  a
• 20:34
  little
• 20:34
  road
• 20:34
  rash
• 20:35
  on
• 20:35
  her
• 20:35
  elbow
• 20:35
  as
• 20:35
  it
• 20:36
  went
• 20:36
  by
• 20:36
  her
• 20:37
  and
• 20:37
  took
• 20:37
  out
• 20:37
  a
• 20:38
  carpet
• 20:38
  rack
• 20:38
  display
• 20:39
  over
• 20:40
  in
• 20:40
  the
• 20:40
  carpet
• 20:40
  department.
• 20:41
  So
• 20:41
  it
• 20:41
  went
• 20:41
  35ft
• 20:43
  and
• 20:44
  I
• 20:44
  was
• 20:44
  in
• 20:45
  the
• 20:45
  kitchen
• 20:45
  department
• 20:46
  and
• 20:46
  I
• 20:46
  just
• 20:46
  ducked
• 20:47
  down
• 20:47
  behind
• 20:47
  the
• 20:47
  desks.
• 20:48
  That
• 20:48
  was
• 20:48
  when
• 20:48
  I
• 20:48
  was
• 20:49
  working
• 20:49
  for
• 20:49
  him
• 20:49
  years
• 20:49
  ago.
• 20:50
  Earthquake
• 20:50
  mode.
• 20:51
  Yeah,
• 20:52
  I
• 20:52
  just,
• 20:52
  I
• 20:52
  saw
• 20:52
  it
• 20:53
  coming.
• 20:53
  I'm
• 20:53
  like,
• 20:53
  oh
• 20:53
  no,
• 20:53
  I'm.
• 20:54
  I'm
• 20:54
  down.
• 20:54
  So
• 20:54
  I.
• 20:55
  Because
• 20:55
  I
• 20:55
  was
• 20:56
  there
• 20:56
  when
• 20:56
  we
• 20:56
  built
• 20:56
  the
• 20:56
  store.
• 20:57
  So
• 20:57
  I
• 20:58
  knew
• 20:58
  that
• 20:58
  that
• 20:58
  was
• 20:58
  a
• 20:58
  steel
• 20:59
  thing
• 20:59
  over
• 20:59
  that.
• 20:59
  I'm
• 20:59
  like,
• 21:00
  I'm
• 21:00
  under
• 21:00
  here
• 21:01
  and
• 21:01
  happy.
• 21:01
  It
• 21:02
  did.
• 21:02
  It
• 21:02
  just
• 21:02
  went
• 21:02
  through,
• 21:02
  but
• 21:03
  screamed,
• 21:04
  everybody
• 21:04
  get
• 21:04
  out
• 21:04
  of
• 21:04
  the
• 21:04
  way.
• 21:04
  And
• 21:04
  the
• 21:04
  lady
• 21:05
  got
• 21:05
  out
• 21:05
  of
• 21:05
  the
• 21:05
  way.
• 21:05
  But
• 21:05
  she
• 21:06
  would
• 21:06
  have
• 21:06
  been
• 21:07
  not
• 21:07
  good.
• 21:08
  Oh,
• 21:08
  dude.
• 21:09
  Seriously,
• 21:10
  if
• 21:10
  you
• 21:10
  ever
• 21:10
  wonder
• 21:11
  why
• 21:11
  they
• 21:11
  put
• 21:11
  that,
• 21:12
  the
• 21:12
  rack
• 21:12
  cage
• 21:13
  over
• 21:13
  the
• 21:14
  top
• 21:14
  of
• 21:14
  forklifts.
• 21:15
  That's
• 21:15
  why.
• 21:16
  Let's
• 21:16
  go
• 21:16
  out
• 21:17
  to
• 21:17
  break
• 21:17
  before
• 21:17
  we
• 21:18
  run
• 21:18
  out
• 21:18
  of
• 21:18
  time
• 21:18
  here.
• 21:18
  Let's
• 21:18
  run
• 21:19
  out
• 21:19
  to
• 21:19
  break.
• 21:19
  We'll
• 21:19
  come
• 21:19
  back.
• 21:20
  I
• 21:20
  know
• 21:20
  you've
• 21:20
  got
• 21:21
  some
• 21:21
  stories.
• 21:21
  I've
• 21:22
  got
• 21:22
  one
• 21:22
  here
• 21:22
  that
• 21:23
  I've
• 21:23
  told
• 21:23
  once
• 21:23
  before.
• 21:24
  But
• 21:24
  let's
• 21:24
  put
• 21:25
  it
• 21:25
  this
• 21:25
  way.
• 21:25
  It
• 21:25
  was
• 21:26
  an
• 21:26
  explosive
• 21:26
  type
• 21:27
  one
• 21:27
  that
• 21:27
  was
• 21:27
  good
• 21:28
  and
• 21:28
  not
• 21:28
  so
• 21:28
  good.
• 21:29
  It
• 21:29
  was
• 21:29
  a
• 21:29
  heck
• 21:30
  of
• 21:30
  a
• 21:30
  mess.
• 21:30
  We'll
• 21:30
  talk
• 21:30
  about
• 21:31
  that
• 21:31
  just
• 21:31
  as
• 21:31
  soon
• 21:31
  as
• 21:32
  around
• 21:32
  the
• 21:32
  House
• 21:32
  returns.
• 23:12
  Welcome
• 23:12
  back
• 23:13
  to
• 23:13
  the
• 23:13
  around
• 23:13
  the
• 23:13
  house
• 23:14
  show.
• 23:14
  Hey,
• 23:14
  if
• 23:14
  you
• 23:14
  want
• 23:14
  to
• 23:14
  find
• 23:15
  out
• 23:15
  more
• 23:15
  about
• 23:15
  us,
• 23:15
  head
• 23:15
  over
• 23:16
  to
• 23:16
  the
• 23:16
  website
• 23:16
  aroundthehouse
• 23:17
  online.com.
• 23:19
  And
• 23:19
  in
• 23:19
  the
• 23:20
  last
• 23:20
  week
• 23:20
  or
• 23:20
  so,
• 23:20
  if
• 23:20
  you
• 23:20
  heard
• 23:21
  us
• 23:21
  talking
• 23:21
  about.
• 23:21
  I
• 23:21
  was
• 23:22
  talking
• 23:22
  about
• 23:22
  all
• 23:22
  the
• 23:22
  smart
• 23:22
  Home
• 23:23
  stuff,
• 23:23
  the
• 23:23
  lawnmowers
• 23:24
  or
• 23:24
  robot
• 23:25
  stuff.
• 23:25
  Take
• 23:25
  a
• 23:25
  look
• 23:26
  over
• 23:26
  our
• 23:26
  website.
• 23:26
  It's
• 23:26
  up
• 23:27
  there
• 23:27
  in
• 23:27
  the
• 23:27
  store.
• 23:27
  So
• 23:27
  you
• 23:28
  know
• 23:28
  the
• 23:28
  products
• 23:28
  I
• 23:28
  was
• 23:29
  talking
• 23:29
  about.
• 23:30
  You
• 23:30
  can
• 23:30
  find
• 23:30
  it
• 23:30
  over
• 23:30
  there@aroundthehouseonline.com.
• 23:33
  Well,
• 23:34
  Johnny
• 23:34
  and
• 23:34
  I
• 23:34
  are
• 23:34
  sitting
• 23:35
  here
• 23:35
  telling
• 23:35
  stories
• 23:37
  about
• 23:38
  construction,
• 23:39
  remodeling,
• 23:40
  even
• 23:40
  out
• 23:41
  in
• 23:41
  the
• 23:41
  job
• 23:41
  site.
• 23:41
  Just
• 23:42
  errors
• 23:42
  that
• 23:42
  we've
• 23:43
  learned
• 23:43
  some
• 23:43
  lessons
• 23:44
  for.
• 23:44
  I
• 23:45
  remember
• 23:45
  you.
• 23:45
  It
• 23:45
  wasn't
• 23:46
  a
• 23:46
  job
• 23:46
  site.
• 23:46
  I
• 23:46
  remember
• 23:46
  when
• 23:46
  you
• 23:47
  fell
• 23:47
  face
• 23:47
  first
• 23:47
  off
• 23:47
  the
• 23:48
  stage
• 23:48
  at
• 23:48
  the
• 23:48
  Central
• 23:49
  Saloon.
• 23:51
  I
• 23:51
  don't
• 23:51
  remember
• 23:51
  that.
• 23:52
  You
• 23:53
  probably
• 23:53
  don't
• 23:54
  feet
• 23:55
  first.
• 23:55
  So
• 23:55
  you
• 23:55
  landed
• 23:56
  and
• 23:57
  nailed
• 23:57
  the
• 23:57
  guitar
• 23:58
  lick
• 23:58
  on
• 23:58
  that.
• 23:58
  So
• 23:58
  it
• 23:59
  was
• 23:59
  impressive.
• 23:59
  I
• 24:00
  actually
• 24:00
  do
• 24:00
  remember
• 24:01
  that
• 24:01
  as
• 24:01
  you
• 24:02
  say
• 24:02
  that.
• 24:02
  Yeah,
• 24:03
  I
• 24:03
  am.
• 24:03
  I'm
• 24:04
  pretty
• 24:04
  good
• 24:04
  at
• 24:05
  the
• 24:05
  cat
• 24:05
  like
• 24:05
  reflex
• 24:06
  stuff.
• 24:07
  Whether
• 24:07
  it's
• 24:07
  a
• 24:07
  ladder
• 24:08
  or
• 24:08
  a
• 24:08
  stage
• 24:09
  or
• 24:09
  motorcycle
• 24:10
  or
• 24:10
  whatever.
• 24:11
  Whatever.
• 24:12
  It's
• 24:12
  fun.
• 24:12
  In
• 24:13
  the
• 24:13
  story
• 24:13
  I
• 24:14
  was
• 24:14
  just
• 24:14
  talking
• 24:14
  about
• 24:15
  there
• 24:15
  was.
• 24:15
  I
• 24:15
  had
• 24:17
  this
• 24:17
  rental
• 24:17
  house
• 24:18
  I
• 24:18
  was
• 24:18
  in
• 24:18
  and
• 24:18
  I
• 24:18
  was
• 24:19
  gonna
• 24:19
  hang
• 24:19
  the
• 24:19
  TV
• 24:19
  up
• 24:20
  and
• 24:20
  I
• 24:20
  got
• 24:20
  my
• 24:20
  really
• 24:21
  nice
• 24:21
  stud
• 24:21
  finder
• 24:22
  out.
• 24:22
  I'm
• 24:23
  going
• 24:23
  through.
• 24:24
  Yeah,
• 24:24
  we
• 24:25
  talked
• 24:25
  about
• 24:25
  this.
• 24:25
  When
• 24:25
  I'm
• 24:26
  going
• 24:26
  through,
• 24:26
  I'm
• 24:26
  like,
• 24:26
  oh
• 24:27
  wow.
• 24:27
  There's
• 24:27
  a
• 24:27
  great
• 24:28
  double
• 24:28
  stud
• 24:29
  right
• 24:29
  there.
• 24:29
  Perfect.
• 24:30
  That
• 24:30
  lines
• 24:30
  up
• 24:31
  at
• 24:31
  16
• 24:31
  on
• 24:31
  center.
• 24:32
  It's
• 24:33
  right
• 24:33
  where
• 24:33
  it
• 24:33
  needs
• 24:33
  stud
• 24:34
  to
• 24:35
  be.
• 24:35
  And
• 24:35
  then
• 24:35
  I
• 24:35
  put
• 24:36
  the
• 24:36
  leg
• 24:36
  into
• 24:36
  it.
• 24:37
  And
• 24:37
  that
• 24:37
  was
• 24:38
  a
• 24:38
  3
• 24:38
  quarter
• 24:39
  inch
• 24:39
  CPVC
• 24:40
  water
• 24:41
  line
• 24:41
  to
• 24:41
  the
• 24:41
  top
• 24:42
  of
• 24:42
  the
• 24:42
  stairs.
• 24:44
  Johnny
• 24:45
  was.
• 24:46
  It
• 24:46
  was
• 24:46
  a
• 24:46
  nice
• 24:47
  spring
• 24:47
  day.
• 24:47
  It
• 24:47
  was
• 24:48
  moving
• 24:48
  in
• 24:48
  the
• 24:49
  window
• 24:49
  I
• 24:49
  had
• 24:50
  opened
• 24:50
  up
• 24:51
  and
• 24:51
  this
• 24:51
  was
• 24:51
  just
• 24:51
  this
• 24:51
  little
• 24:52
  kind
• 24:52
  of
• 24:52
  nook
• 24:52
  that
• 24:52
  was
• 24:52
  like
• 24:52
  a
• 24:53
  12
• 24:53
  foot
• 24:53
  nook
• 24:54
  where
• 24:54
  this
• 24:55
  little
• 24:55
  living
• 24:55
  area
• 24:55
  was.
• 24:56
  Which
• 24:56
  was
• 24:56
  great
• 24:57
  for
• 24:57
  watching
• 24:57
  tv.
• 24:58
  Yeah.
• 24:59
  The
• 24:59
  screen
• 24:59
  was
• 25:00
  fully
• 25:00
  in
• 25:00
  there
• 25:00
  and
• 25:01
  it
• 25:01
  was
• 25:01
  open.
• 25:01
  It
• 25:02
  launched
• 25:02
  that
• 25:02
  screen
• 25:03
  like
• 25:03
  10ft
• 25:04
  out.
• 25:04
  Oh
• 25:05
  yeah.
• 25:05
  It's
• 25:06
  just
• 25:06
  boom.
• 25:06
  Because
• 25:06
  it
• 25:07
  was
• 25:07
  a
• 25:07
  half
• 25:07
  inch
• 25:07
  lag
• 25:08
  bolt
• 25:08
  I
• 25:08
  was
• 25:08
  putting
• 25:08
  in
• 25:09
  for
• 25:09
  that
• 25:09
  TV
• 25:10
  and
• 25:10
  a
• 25:10
  half
• 25:10
  inch
• 25:11
  hole
• 25:11
  underwater
• 25:12
  pressure.
• 25:13
  Boom.
• 25:14
  Not
• 25:15
  a
• 25:15
  lockout
• 25:15
  on
• 25:15
  the
• 25:15
  floor.
• 25:16
  I
• 25:16
  did
• 25:16
  not
• 25:16
  hurt
• 25:17
  the
• 25:17
  hardwoods
• 25:17
  with
• 25:17
  that.
• 25:17
  But
• 25:18
  the
• 25:18
  worst
• 25:18
  part
• 25:19
  was
• 25:19
  having
• 25:19
  to
• 25:19
  get
• 25:19
  into
• 25:19
  that
• 25:19
  wall
• 25:20
  and
• 25:20
  try
• 25:20
  to
• 25:20
  fix
• 25:20
  that
• 25:20
  cpvc
• 25:21
  which
• 25:21
  was
• 25:21
  a
• 25:22
  nightmare.
• 25:22
  I've
• 25:23
  done
• 25:23
  the.
• 25:23
  Forgot
• 25:24
  to
• 25:24
  sweat
• 25:25
  the
• 25:25
  test
• 25:25
  cap
• 25:26
  on
• 25:27
  half
• 25:27
  inch
• 25:27
  copper
• 25:28
  and
• 25:28
  blown
• 25:29
  the.
• 25:30
  Oh
• 25:30
  yeah.
• 25:31
  100
• 25:31
  yards
• 25:31
  into
• 25:32
  the
• 25:32
  neighbor's
• 25:33
  house.
• 25:33
  Like.
• 25:34
  Yeah.
• 25:35
  Not
• 25:35
  to
• 25:36
  mention
• 25:36
  that
• 25:36
  now
• 25:36
  you
• 25:37
  got
• 25:37
  water
• 25:37
  just
• 25:37
  gushing
• 25:38
  everywhere.
• 25:39
  That
• 25:39
  was
• 25:39
  actually
• 25:40
  the
• 25:40
  one
• 25:40
  time
• 25:40
  that
• 25:41
  happened
• 25:41
  was
• 25:41
  on
• 25:41
  that
• 25:42
  full
• 25:43
  blown
• 25:43
  remodel.
• 25:43
  So
• 25:43
  it
• 25:43
  was
• 25:44
  just
• 25:44
  plywood
• 25:44
  hitting.
• 25:45
  I
• 25:45
  didn't
• 25:45
  wreck
• 25:45
  anything,
• 25:46
  but
• 25:46
  kind
• 25:47
  of
• 25:47
  fun.
• 25:47
  Yeah.
• 25:48
  I
• 25:48
  learned
• 25:48
  a
• 25:48
  lesson
• 25:49
  of
• 25:49
  physics
• 25:50
  one
• 25:50
  day
• 25:50
  because
• 25:50
  I
• 25:51
  was
• 25:51
  building
• 25:51
  that
• 25:51
  same
• 25:51
  garage.
• 25:52
  I
• 25:52
  was
• 25:52
  telling
• 25:52
  you
• 25:52
  about.
• 25:53
  And
• 25:53
  I
• 25:54
  had
• 25:54
  my
• 25:54
  Chevy
• 25:54
  half
• 25:54
  ton
• 25:55
  pickup
• 25:55
  that
• 25:55
  I
• 25:55
  had
• 25:55
  at
• 25:55
  the
• 25:56
  time.
• 25:56
  Little,
• 25:57
  just
• 25:57
  1500,
• 25:58
  like
• 25:58
  late
• 25:58
  80s
• 25:59
  and
• 26:00
  eight
• 26:01
  foot
• 26:01
  bed.
• 26:02
  I
• 26:02
  got
• 26:02
  in
• 26:03
  a
• 26:03
  hurry
• 26:03
  so
• 26:03
  I
• 26:04
  wanted
• 26:04
  to
• 26:04
  get
• 26:04
  going
• 26:04
  on
• 26:04
  it.
• 26:05
  Delivery
• 26:06
  truck
• 26:06
  was
• 26:06
  a
• 26:06
  week
• 26:06
  out,
• 26:07
  didn't
• 26:07
  have
• 26:08
  a
• 26:08
  trailer.
• 26:09
  So
• 26:09
  I
• 26:10
  decided
• 26:10
  to
• 26:10
  put
• 26:11
  16
• 26:12
  foot
• 26:12
  lap
• 26:13
  siding
• 26:13
  in
• 26:13
  my
• 26:13
  eight
• 26:14
  foot
• 26:14
  truck.
• 26:15
  Well,
• 26:15
  a
• 26:15
  lot
• 26:15
  of
• 26:16
  people
• 26:16
  do
• 26:16
  that.
• 26:17
  It
• 26:18
  worked.
• 26:18
  I
• 26:18
  got
• 26:19
  it
• 26:19
  in
• 26:19
  there.
• 26:20
  But
• 26:20
  I
• 26:20
  got
• 26:20
  on
• 26:21
  the
• 26:21
  freeway
• 26:21
  to
• 26:21
  go
• 26:21
  between
• 26:22
  Kennewick
• 26:22
  and
• 26:23
  Richland
• 26:23
  over
• 26:23
  there.
• 26:24
  Only
• 26:25
  certain
• 26:25
  people
• 26:25
  know
• 26:25
  what
• 26:26
  I'm
• 26:26
  talking
• 26:26
  about.
• 26:27
  I
• 26:27
  get
• 26:27
  to
• 26:27
  about
• 26:28
  35
• 26:28
  miles
• 26:29
  an
• 26:29
  hour
• 26:29
  and
• 26:29
  I
• 26:30
  realize
• 26:30
  I'm
• 26:30
  not
• 26:31
  steering.
• 26:31
  Yeah.
• 26:32
  Because
• 26:32
  the
• 26:32
  wheel
• 26:32
  is
• 26:33
  just
• 26:33
  turning
• 26:34
  and
• 26:34
  I'm
• 26:34
  so
• 26:35
  far
• 26:35
  on
• 26:35
  the
• 26:35
  back
• 26:36
  tailgate
• 26:37
  on
• 26:37
  the
• 26:37
  weight.
• 26:38
  Those
• 26:38
  front
• 26:38
  tires
• 26:39
  over
• 26:39
  30
• 26:40
  miles
• 26:40
  an
• 26:40
  hour
• 26:41
  are
• 26:41
  not
• 26:41
  on
• 26:41
  the
• 26:42
  road.
• 26:42
  Oh,
• 26:43
  man.
• 26:43
  And
• 26:44
  I
• 26:44
  went,
• 26:45
  oh,
• 26:46
  all
• 26:46
  right,
• 26:46
  Goranson,
• 26:47
  you've
• 26:47
  done
• 26:47
  it
• 26:47
  this
• 26:47
  time.
• 26:48
  And
• 26:49
  had
• 26:49
  to
• 26:49
  get
• 26:49
  down
• 26:49
  to
• 26:49
  25
• 26:50
  and
• 26:50
  hit
• 26:50
  the
• 26:50
  flashers
• 26:51
  because
• 26:51
  anything
• 26:51
  over
• 26:52
  that
• 26:52
  there
• 26:52
  was
• 26:52
  just
• 26:53
  enough
• 26:53
  lift.
• 26:54
  Oh,
• 26:54
  man.
• 26:55
  And
• 26:55
  I
• 26:55
  was
• 26:55
  like,
• 26:56
  from
• 26:56
  then
• 26:56
  on,
• 26:57
  I
• 26:57
  was
• 26:57
  either
• 26:57
  having
• 26:57
  the
• 26:57
  right
• 26:58
  gear
• 26:58
  to
• 26:59
  do
• 26:59
  it
• 26:59
  or
• 26:59
  I
• 27:00
  wasn't
• 27:00
  doing
• 27:00
  it.
• 27:00
  Because
• 27:01
  I've
• 27:01
  paid
• 27:02
  for
• 27:02
  more
• 27:02
  delivery
• 27:02
  since
• 27:03
  then
• 27:03
  going,
• 27:03
  yeah,
• 27:03
  it's
• 27:04
  16
• 27:04
  foot
• 27:04
  stuff.
• 27:05
  I
• 27:05
  don't
• 27:05
  want
• 27:05
  to
• 27:05
  deal
• 27:06
  with
• 27:06
  it.
• 27:06
  Do
• 27:06
  you
• 27:06
  get
• 27:07
  smarter
• 27:08
  with
• 27:08
  that
• 27:08
  kind
• 27:08
  of
• 27:09
  stuff
• 27:09
  as
• 27:10
  you
• 27:10
  have
• 27:11
  experiences
• 27:11
  like
• 27:12
  that?
• 27:12
  Whether
• 27:12
  it's
• 27:12
  overloading
• 27:13
  the
• 27:14
  wooden
• 27:14
  panel
• 27:15
  trailer
• 27:15
  with
• 27:16
  an
• 27:16
  entire
• 27:17
  chimney
• 27:17
  tear
• 27:18
  down
• 27:18
  from
• 27:18
  a
• 27:18
  two
• 27:19
  story
• 27:19
  house.
• 27:20
  I
• 27:20
  mean,
• 27:20
  I
• 27:21
  saw
• 27:21
  that
• 27:21
  in
• 27:21
  a
• 27:21
  movie
• 27:22
  once.
• 27:23
  Yeah,
• 27:24
  I
• 27:24
  think
• 27:24
  you're
• 27:24
  in
• 27:24
  the
• 27:25
  lunchbox
• 27:25
  for
• 27:25
  that
• 27:25
  one.
• 27:26
  Yeah,
• 27:27
  they.
• 27:28
  Yeah,
• 27:28
  well,
• 27:29
  yeah,
• 27:29
  trailers
• 27:30
  are
• 27:30
  dangerous.
• 27:31
  Speaking
• 27:31
  of
• 27:31
  hauling
• 27:32
  stuff,
• 27:32
  they're
• 27:33
  only
• 27:33
  dangerous
• 27:33
  if
• 27:34
  you're.
• 27:34
  Well,
• 27:35
  no,
• 27:35
  not
• 27:35
  just
• 27:36
  like
• 27:36
  me.
• 27:36
  I
• 27:36
  think
• 27:36
  everybody
• 27:37
  pushes
• 27:37
  the
• 27:37
  limit,
• 27:38
  Right.
• 27:38
  I've
• 27:39
  seen.
• 27:40
  It's
• 27:40
  like
• 27:40
  the
• 27:41
  guy
• 27:41
  at
• 27:41
  Home
• 27:41
  Depot
• 27:42
  loading
• 27:42
  15
• 27:43
  sheets
• 27:43
  of
• 27:43
  plywood
• 27:44
  on
• 27:44
  top
• 27:44
  of
• 27:44
  his
• 27:44
  Volkswagen
• 27:45
  Jetta.
• 27:45
  And
• 27:46
  you're
• 27:46
  like,
• 27:46
  I
• 27:47
  don't
• 27:47
  think
• 27:47
  that's
• 27:47
  gonna
• 27:47
  work,
• 27:48
  brother.
• 27:48
  I
• 27:48
  saw
• 27:48
  a
• 27:49
  unit
• 27:50
  of
• 27:50
  OSB
• 27:51
  on
• 27:51
  the
• 27:52
  top
• 27:52
  of
• 27:52
  the
• 27:52
  Jetta.
• 27:53
  What?
• 27:54
  And
• 27:54
  I
• 27:54
  was
• 27:54
  like,
• 27:54
  how
• 27:55
  is
• 27:55
  that
• 27:55
  not
• 27:55
  crushing
• 27:56
  the
• 27:56
  top?
• 27:56
  Oh,
• 27:57
  dude,
• 27:57
  I
• 27:58
  don't
• 27:58
  know.
• 27:58
  I'll
• 27:58
  tell
• 27:58
  you
• 27:58
  what.
• 27:59
  You
• 27:59
  see
• 27:59
  a
• 27:59
  lot
• 28:00
  of
• 28:00
  crazy
• 28:00
  stuff
• 28:00
  like
• 28:01
  that.
• 28:01
  Refrigerators,
• 28:02
  whatever.
• 28:03
  Like
• 28:03
  down
• 28:03
  here
• 28:03
  in
• 28:04
  Colombia.
• 28:05
  Oh
• 28:05
  yeah,
• 28:05
  dude.
• 28:06
  You
• 28:06
  can
• 28:06
  move
• 28:06
  a
• 28:06
  whole
• 28:06
  house
• 28:07
  in
• 28:07
  a
• 28:07
  taxi.
• 28:08
  And
• 28:08
  I'm
• 28:08
  like,
• 28:08
  this
• 28:09
  is
• 28:09
  not
• 28:09
  going
• 28:09
  to
• 28:09
  work.
• 28:11
  They
• 28:11
  get
• 28:11
  it.
• 28:11
  I
• 28:11
  don't
• 28:12
  know
• 28:12
  how.
• 28:12
  I
• 28:13
  don't.
• 28:13
  They're
• 28:14
  crazy
• 28:15
  stuff
• 28:15
  is
• 28:16
  like
• 28:16
  10ft
• 28:16
  high
• 28:16
  and
• 28:17
  they're
• 28:17
  just
• 28:17
  wrapping
• 28:17
  it
• 28:18
  with
• 28:18
  plastic
• 28:18
  and
• 28:18
  ropes.
• 28:19
  And
• 28:20
  I
• 28:20
  say
• 28:20
  rope
• 28:21
  lightly.
• 28:21
  It's
• 28:22
  more
• 28:22
  like
• 28:22
  twine.
• 28:23
  You're
• 28:23
  like,
• 28:23
  wine.
• 28:24
  It's
• 28:24
  bailing.
• 28:25
  That's
• 28:25
  my
• 28:25
  stuff.
• 28:26
  You're
• 28:26
  that.
• 28:26
  Yeah.
• 28:27
  No,
• 28:27
  our
• 28:27
  la.
• 28:28
  One
• 28:28
  of
• 28:28
  our
• 28:28
  last
• 28:29
  moves.
• 28:29
  We
• 28:29
  moved
• 28:29
  in
• 28:30
  like
• 28:30
  a.
• 28:30
  I
• 28:31
  don't
• 28:31
  even
• 28:31
  know
• 28:31
  what
• 28:31
  the
• 28:31
  car
• 28:32
  was,
• 28:32
  but
• 28:32
  it's
• 28:32
  like
• 28:32
  a.
• 28:33
  Like
• 28:33
  a
• 28:33
  little
• 28:33
  Subaru
• 28:34
  wagon.
• 28:34
  Like,
• 28:34
  Brian
• 28:35
  Row
• 28:35
  used
• 28:35
  to
• 28:35
  have
• 28:36
  the.
• 28:36
  Like,
• 28:36
  white
• 28:37
  from
• 28:37
  the
• 28:38
  70s
• 28:38
  or
• 28:38
  early
• 28:39
  80s
• 28:39
  or
• 28:39
  whatever.
• 28:40
  And
• 28:40
  I'm
• 28:40
  like,
• 28:41
  guys,
• 28:41
  look.
• 28:42
  I
• 28:42
  mean,
• 28:42
  I
• 28:42
  had
• 28:42
  a
• 28:42
  whole
• 28:43
  drum
• 28:43
  set.
• 28:43
  I'm
• 28:44
  like,
• 28:44
  there's
• 28:44
  no
• 28:44
  way
• 28:45
  this
• 28:45
  is
• 28:45
  going
• 28:45
  down.
• 28:46
  They're
• 28:46
  like,
• 28:46
  oh,
• 28:46
  we'll
• 28:47
  get
• 28:47
  it
• 28:47
  done.
• 28:47
  They
• 28:48
  did.
• 28:48
  I
• 28:48
  was
• 28:49
  like,
• 28:49
  you
• 28:49
  gotta
• 28:50
  be
• 28:50
  kidding
• 28:50
  me.
• 28:51
  I
• 28:51
  saw
• 28:51
  that
• 28:52
  in
• 28:52
  El
• 28:52
  Salvador
• 28:53
  where
• 28:53
  they
• 28:53
  were
• 28:54
  doing
• 28:54
  sugar
• 28:54
  cane.
• 28:55
  Yeah.
• 28:55
  And
• 28:56
  that
• 28:56
  sugar
• 28:56
  cane
• 28:56
  was
• 28:57
  stacked
• 28:57
  up
• 28:57
  in
• 28:57
  the
• 28:57
  back
• 28:58
  of
• 28:58
  the
• 28:58
  semi
• 28:58
  truck.
• 28:59
  Had
• 29:00
  to
• 29:00
  have
• 29:00
  been
• 29:00
  18
• 29:00
  to
• 29:01
  20ft
• 29:01
  high
• 29:03
  off
• 29:03
  the
• 29:03
  bed
• 29:03
  of
• 29:03
  the
• 29:03
  truck.
• 29:04
  And
• 29:04
  I'm
• 29:04
  like,
• 29:05
  power
• 29:05
  lines.
• 29:06
  I
• 29:06
  guess
• 29:06
  they
• 29:06
  knew,
• 29:07
  but
• 29:07
  it
• 29:07
  was
• 29:07
  just
• 29:08
  like,
• 29:08
  okay,
• 29:09
  here
• 29:09
  we
• 29:09
  go.
• 29:09
  What's
• 29:10
  worse
• 29:10
  is
• 29:10
  that
• 29:11
  what
• 29:11
  these
• 29:11
  guys
• 29:11
  will
• 29:11
  pack
• 29:12
  onto
• 29:12
  a
• 29:12
  motorcycle.
• 29:13
  You're
• 29:13
  like,
• 29:15
  three,
• 29:15
  four
• 29:15
  people.
• 29:15
  That's
• 29:16
  common
• 29:16
  here.
• 29:16
  Thailand,
• 29:17
  whatever.
• 29:18
  You
• 29:18
  see
• 29:18
  that
• 29:18
  a
• 29:18
  lot.
• 29:19
  Chickens,
• 29:20
  whatever.
• 29:21
  But
• 29:22
  they
• 29:22
  do.
• 29:23
  You
• 29:23
  see,
• 29:23
  guys,
• 29:24
  put
• 29:24
  it
• 29:24
  this
• 29:24
  way.
• 29:25
  Rebar.
• 29:26
  The
• 29:26
  other
• 29:27
  day,
• 29:27
  just
• 29:27
  two
• 29:28
  days
• 29:28
  ago,
• 29:28
  I
• 29:28
  see
• 29:29
  these
• 29:29
  guys
• 29:29
  going
• 29:29
  down
• 29:30
  the
• 29:30
  street,
• 29:30
  and
• 29:30
  they
• 29:31
  don't
• 29:31
  tie
• 29:31
  it
• 29:31
  off
• 29:31
  or
• 29:32
  anything.
• 29:32
  It's
• 29:32
  just
• 29:32
  a
• 29:32
  guy
• 29:33
  holding
• 29:34
  as
• 29:34
  much
• 29:34
  rebar
• 29:35
  as
• 29:35
  you
• 29:35
  could
• 29:35
  possibly
• 29:36
  put
• 29:36
  in
• 29:36
  two
• 29:36
  hands.
• 29:37
  And
• 29:37
  it's
• 29:38
  dry.
• 29:38
  It's
• 29:39
  16
• 29:40
  foot
• 29:40
  long.
• 29:40
  Dragging
• 29:41
  down
• 29:41
  the
• 29:41
  street.
• 29:41
  These
• 29:42
  two
• 29:42
  kids
• 29:42
  on
• 29:42
  a
• 29:43
  motorcycle,
• 29:44
  Sparks
• 29:45
  shooting
• 29:45
  out
• 29:45
  the
• 29:45
  back,
• 29:46
  like,
• 29:46
  yeah,
• 29:47
  no
• 29:47
  problem.
• 29:48
  Looks
• 29:48
  like
• 29:48
  windows.
• 29:49
  Big
• 29:49
  giant
• 29:50
  windows.
• 29:51
  One
• 29:51
  guy
• 29:51
  holding
• 29:51
  it.
• 29:52
  Big,
• 29:52
  giant
• 29:52
  TVs.
• 29:53
  You're
• 29:53
  like,
• 29:54
  dude,
• 29:54
  what
• 29:54
  the.
• 29:55
  Oh,
• 29:56
  no.
• 29:56
  Yeah.
• 29:56
  Absolutely
• 29:57
  insane.
• 29:57
  Absolutely
• 29:58
  insane.
• 29:58
  Yeah,
• 29:59
  I
• 29:59
  saw
• 29:59
  that.
• 29:59
  El
• 30:00
  Salvador
• 30:00
  was
• 30:01
  my
• 30:01
  sketchiest
• 30:02
  ride
• 30:03
  that
• 30:03
  I
• 30:03
  did
• 30:04
  because
• 30:04
  we
• 30:04
  had
• 30:05
  a.
• 30:05
  There
• 30:05
  was
• 30:06
  a
• 30:07
  canyon
• 30:07
  that
• 30:07
  you
• 30:07
  could
• 30:08
  write
• 30:08
  to.
• 30:08
  Instead
• 30:08
  of
• 30:08
  having
• 30:09
  to
• 30:09
  climb
• 30:09
  all
• 30:09
  the
• 30:09
  way
• 30:09
  down
• 30:09
  through
• 30:10
  this
• 30:10
  canyon
• 30:10
  that
• 30:10
  was
• 30:11
  200ft
• 30:12
  deep
• 30:12
  and
• 30:12
  up
• 30:12
  the
• 30:12
  other
• 30:12
  side
• 30:13
  and
• 30:14
  this
• 30:14
  big,
• 30:14
  huge
• 30:14
  walk.
• 30:15
  You
• 30:15
  could
• 30:15
  ride
• 30:16
  the
• 30:16
  cable
• 30:17
  across
• 30:17
  it.
• 30:18
  An
• 30:19
  aluminum
• 30:19
  power
• 30:20
  line.
• 30:20
  So
• 30:20
  this
• 30:20
  wasn't
• 30:21
  meant
• 30:21
  for
• 30:22
  someone
• 30:22
  to
• 30:22
  be
• 30:23
  jumping
• 30:23
  on
• 30:24
  two
• 30:25
  wheels.
• 30:26
  Orange
• 30:26
  baling
• 30:27
  twine
• 30:27
  onto
• 30:28
  a
• 30:28
  pallet.
• 30:29
  That's
• 30:29
  how
• 30:29
  you
• 30:29
  rode
• 30:29
  it
• 30:30
  across.
• 30:30
  Yeah,
• 30:31
  man.
• 30:31
  It's
• 30:31
  a
• 30:31
  magic
• 30:32
  carpet.
• 30:32
  It
• 30:33
  is.
• 30:33
  And
• 30:34
  I'm
• 30:34
  on
• 30:34
  that
• 30:35
  thing
• 30:35
  going.
• 30:35
  I
• 30:36
  love
• 30:36
  it.
• 30:36
  All
• 30:36
  right.
• 30:37
  That
• 30:37
  skinny
• 30:37
  dude
• 30:38
  had
• 30:38
  150
• 30:39
  pounds
• 30:39
  of
• 30:40
  concrete,
• 30:41
  Portland
• 30:41
  cement
• 30:41
  sitting
• 30:42
  on
• 30:42
  this.
• 30:43
  I
• 30:43
  think
• 30:43
  I'm
• 30:43
  okay.
• 30:44
  But
• 30:44
  did
• 30:45
  he
• 30:45
  just
• 30:45
  weaken
• 30:45
  it
• 30:45
  for
• 30:46
  me
• 30:46
  to
• 30:46
  get
• 30:46
  on
• 30:46
  there?
• 30:47
  So
• 30:47
  I
• 30:47
  had
• 30:48
  a
• 30:48
  glove,
• 30:48
  and
• 30:48
  I
• 30:48
  was
• 30:48
  heading
• 30:49
  my
• 30:49
  hand
• 30:49
  over
• 30:49
  the
• 30:49
  top
• 30:49
  of
• 30:49
  that
• 30:49
  thing
• 30:50
  on
• 30:50
  the
• 30:50
  top
• 30:50
  of
• 30:50
  it,
• 30:50
  just
• 30:51
  going,
• 30:51
  okay.
• 30:51
  I'm
• 30:51
  here.
• 30:52
  Not
• 30:52
  like
• 30:52
  it
• 30:52
  was
• 30:52
  going
• 30:53
  to
• 30:53
  save
• 30:53
  me.
• 30:53
  I
• 30:53
  was
• 30:53
  going
• 30:53
  to
• 30:54
  have.
• 30:54
  It
• 30:54
  was
• 30:54
  just
• 30:54
  going
• 30:54
  to
• 30:54
  be
• 30:54
  a
• 30:55
  delayed
• 30:55
  fall
• 30:55
  because
• 30:55
  I
• 30:56
  was.
• 30:56
  Yeah.
• 30:56
  If
• 30:56
  you
• 30:57
  just.
• 30:57
  You
• 30:57
  stuck
• 30:58
  in
• 30:58
  the
• 30:58
  middle
• 30:58
  200ft
• 30:59
  up.
• 31:00
  No
• 31:00
  one
• 31:00
  was
• 31:00
  there
• 31:00
  to
• 31:01
  help
• 31:01
  me.
• 31:01
  So
• 31:02
  help.
• 31:03
  That
• 31:03
  was
• 31:03
  going
• 31:03
  to
• 31:03
  be
• 31:03
  a
• 31:04
  slow
• 31:04
  one,
• 31:04
  but
• 31:04
  I
• 31:04
  made
• 31:05
  it
• 31:05
  across.
• 31:05
  It
• 31:05
  was
• 31:05
  just
• 31:05
  like,
• 31:06
  oh.
• 31:07
  And
• 31:07
  of
• 31:07
  course
• 31:07
  they,
• 31:07
  when
• 31:08
  we
• 31:08
  were
• 31:08
  on
• 31:08
  that
• 31:08
  trip,
• 31:08
  they
• 31:08
  were
• 31:09
  like,
• 31:09
  don't
• 31:10
  ride
• 31:10
  that
• 31:10
  across.
• 31:10
  And
• 31:11
  you
• 31:11
  know
• 31:11
  me,
• 31:11
  I'll
• 31:12
  be
• 31:12
  fine.
• 31:12
  That's
• 31:13
  fine.
• 31:13
  Got
• 31:14
  lucky.
• 31:14
  You
• 31:15
  know
• 31:15
  how
• 31:15
  that
• 31:15
  stuff
• 31:15
  goes.
• 31:16
  I
• 31:16
  do.
• 31:17
  I
• 31:17
  am
• 31:17
  the
• 31:17
  king.
• 31:18
  I
• 31:18
  am
• 31:18
  the
• 31:18
  king
• 31:18
  of
• 31:19
  ah,
• 31:19
  to
• 31:19
  be
• 31:19
  fine.
• 31:20
  Don't
• 31:20
  do
• 31:21
  that.
• 31:21
  Nah,
• 31:21
  it's
• 31:22
  fine.
• 31:23
  Do
• 31:23
  this
• 31:23
  all
• 31:23
  the
• 31:23
  time.
• 31:24
  I
• 31:24
  saw
• 31:25
  the
• 31:25
  biggest
• 31:25
  electrocution
• 31:26
  hazard
• 31:27
  that
• 31:27
  I
• 31:27
  have
• 31:27
  seen
• 31:27
  on
• 31:28
  a
• 31:28
  job
• 31:28
  site
• 31:28
  where
• 31:29
  it
• 31:29
  hadn't
• 31:29
  happened
• 31:30
  yet
• 31:30
  when
• 31:30
  I
• 31:30
  was
• 31:30
  there.
• 31:31
  So
• 31:31
  I
• 31:31
  was
• 31:32
  up
• 31:32
  north
• 31:32
  of
• 31:33
  Seattle.
• 31:34
  Typical
• 31:35
  November
• 31:36
  rain,
• 31:37
  just
• 31:37
  dumping
• 31:38
  inches
• 31:38
  in
• 31:38
  a
• 31:38
  day.
• 31:39
  This
• 31:39
  house
• 31:40
  was
• 31:40
  framed.
• 31:41
  They
• 31:41
  were
• 31:41
  in
• 31:41
  there
• 31:42
  doing
• 31:42
  the
• 31:42
  interior
• 31:42
  walls.
• 31:43
  Top
• 31:44
  was.
• 31:44
  The
• 31:45
  top
• 31:45
  of
• 31:45
  the
• 31:45
  roof
• 31:46
  was
• 31:46
  sheeted.
• 31:46
  No
• 31:47
  tar
• 31:47
  paper.
• 31:48
  I
• 31:48
  walk
• 31:49
  into
• 31:49
  this
• 31:49
  place,
• 31:49
  I
• 31:50
  can
• 31:50
  hear
• 31:50
  the
• 31:50
  framers
• 31:51
  because
• 31:51
  I
• 31:51
  hear
• 31:51
  the
• 31:51
  air
• 31:51
  compressor
• 31:52
  going.
• 31:52
  I'm
• 31:52
  walking
• 31:53
  in
• 31:53
  to
• 31:53
  see
• 31:53
  if
• 31:53
  I
• 31:53
  can
• 31:54
  measure
• 31:54
  it
• 31:54
  for
• 31:54
  kitchens.
• 31:55
  I
• 31:55
  walk
• 31:55
  in
• 31:56
  and
• 31:56
  this
• 31:57
  million
• 31:57
  dollar
• 31:57
  house,
• 31:58
  there
• 31:58
  is
• 31:58
  water
• 31:59
  going
• 31:59
  down
• 31:59
  the
• 31:59
  steps.
• 32:00
  No,
• 32:01
  because
• 32:01
  they
• 32:01
  had
• 32:01
  built,
• 32:02
  they
• 32:02
  had
• 32:03
  built
• 32:03
  some
• 32:03
  railings
• 32:04
  which
• 32:04
  had.
• 32:04
  You
• 32:04
  still
• 32:04
  had
• 32:05
  your
• 32:05
  two
• 32:05
  by
• 32:05
  fours
• 32:05
  down.
• 32:05
  So
• 32:06
  it
• 32:06
  was
• 32:06
  damming
• 32:06
  an
• 32:06
  inch
• 32:06
  and
• 32:07
  a
• 32:07
  half
• 32:07
  of
• 32:07
  water
• 32:07
  up
• 32:08
  on
• 32:08
  the
• 32:08
  top
• 32:08
  floor.
• 32:09
  And
• 32:09
  because
• 32:09
  it
• 32:09
  was
• 32:09
  tongue
• 32:10
  and
• 32:10
  groove,
• 32:10
  it
• 32:10
  wasn't
• 32:10
  coming
• 32:11
  through.
• 32:11
  It
• 32:11
  was
• 32:12
  all
• 32:12
  coming
• 32:12
  down
• 32:12
  the
• 32:13
  steps.
• 32:14
  When
• 32:14
  I
• 32:14
  step
• 32:14
  into
• 32:14
  the
• 32:15
  floor,
• 32:15
  I
• 32:15
  see
• 32:15
  all
• 32:15
  the
• 32:16
  electrical
• 32:16
  cords,
• 32:17
  all
• 32:17
  the
• 32:17
  extension
• 32:18
  cords
• 32:18
  are
• 32:19
  underwater.
• 32:20
  And
• 32:20
  that's
• 32:20
  a.
• 32:21
  Is
• 32:21
  that
• 32:21
  bad?
• 32:22
  Yeah.
• 32:23
  And
• 32:23
  there's
• 32:23
  a
• 32:23
  kid
• 32:24
  standing
• 32:24
  out
• 32:24
  in
• 32:25
  his
• 32:25
  poncho.
• 32:26
  Who's
• 32:26
  the
• 32:27
  donkey
• 32:27
  out
• 32:27
  there?
• 32:27
  Basically
• 32:28
  just
• 32:28
  right.
• 32:29
  The
• 32:29
  kid
• 32:30
  that's
• 32:30
  carrying
• 32:30
  stuff
• 32:30
  all
• 32:31
  day,
• 32:31
  he's
• 32:32
  out
• 32:32
  there
• 32:32
  putting,
• 32:32
  pushing
• 32:33
  the
• 32:33
  GFCI
• 32:34
  breaker.
• 32:35
  About
• 32:35
  every
• 32:36
  60
• 32:36
  to
• 32:37
  90
• 32:37
  seconds
• 32:37
  they
• 32:37
  go
• 32:38
  power.
• 32:39
  Oh,
• 32:39
  man.
• 32:40
  And
• 32:40
  it
• 32:40
  comes
• 32:40
  back
• 32:41
  up
• 32:41
  again.
• 32:41
  And
• 32:41
  I'm
• 32:41
  standing
• 32:42
  in
• 32:42
  the
• 32:42
  water.
• 32:42
  I'm
• 32:42
  like,
• 32:42
  I'm
• 32:43
  out
• 32:43
  of
• 32:43
  here.
• 32:44
  Sorry.
• 32:45
  Yeah.
• 32:46
  Wow.
• 32:47
  And
• 32:48
  again,
• 32:48
  let's
• 32:49
  go
• 32:49
  out
• 32:49
  to
• 32:49
  break.
• 32:49
  But
• 32:49
  I
• 32:49
  tell
• 32:50
  you
• 32:50
  what,
• 32:50
  that
• 32:50
  was
• 32:50
  one
• 32:50
  of
• 32:50
  those
• 32:50
  things
• 32:51
  that
• 32:51
  I
• 32:51
  was
• 32:51
  just
• 32:51
  like,
• 32:52
  oh,
• 32:52
  I
• 32:52
  wouldn't
• 32:52
  want
• 32:53
  to
• 32:53
  own
• 32:53
  that
• 32:53
  house.
• 32:53
  Think
• 32:54
  how
• 32:54
  moldy
• 32:54
  that
• 32:54
  thing
• 32:54
  was
• 32:54
  going
• 32:55
  to
• 32:55
  be
• 32:55
  when
• 32:55
  it
• 32:55
  dried
• 32:55
  out.
• 32:55
  Oh,
• 32:56
  dude.
• 32:57
  All
• 32:57
  right,
• 32:58
  we'll
• 32:58
  wrap
• 32:58
  this
• 32:58
  conversation
• 32:59
  up
• 32:59
  just
• 32:59
  as
• 33:00
  soon
• 33:00
  as
• 33:00
  around
• 33:00
  the
• 33:00
  House
• 33:00
  returns.
• 33:01
  Don't
• 33:01
  change
• 33:01
  that
• 33:02
  dial.
• 34:56
  Welcome
• 34:57
  back
• 34:57
  to
• 34:57
  the
• 34:57
  around
• 34:57
  the
• 34:58
  House
• 34:58
  show.
• 34:58
  Your
• 34:58
  trusted
• 34:59
  source
• 34:59
  for
• 34:59
  everything
• 34:59
  about
• 35:00
  your
• 35:00
  Home.
• 35:00
  Hey,
• 35:01
  before
• 35:01
  we
• 35:01
  get
• 35:01
  back
• 35:01
  into
• 35:01
  our
• 35:02
  little
• 35:02
  construction
• 35:02
  stories,
• 35:02
  Johnny
• 35:03
  and
• 35:03
  I
• 35:03
  were
• 35:03
  just
• 35:03
  talking
• 35:03
  about
• 35:04
  this
• 35:04
  little
• 35:05
  public
• 35:05
  service
• 35:05
  announcement
• 35:06
  out
• 35:06
  there
• 35:06
  for
• 35:07
  you
• 35:07
  guys
• 35:07
  on
• 35:07
  Facebook,
• 35:07
  social
• 35:08
  media,
• 35:09
  because
• 35:09
  it's
• 35:09
  happened
• 35:09
  to
• 35:09
  me.
• 35:10
  You
• 35:10
  get
• 35:10
  people
• 35:10
  trying
• 35:11
  to
• 35:11
  hack
• 35:11
  into
• 35:11
  your
• 35:12
  account.
• 35:12
  You
• 35:12
  get
• 35:12
  the
• 35:12
  little
• 35:12
  warning
• 35:13
  on
• 35:13
  your
• 35:13
  Facebook
• 35:13
  saying
• 35:14
  that
• 35:14
  someone's
• 35:14
  trying
• 35:14
  to
• 35:15
  access
• 35:15
  your
• 35:15
  account.
• 35:16
  The
• 35:16
  latest
• 35:17
  scam
• 35:17
  that
• 35:17
  I'm
• 35:17
  seeing
• 35:18
  is
• 35:18
  where
• 35:18
  they're
• 35:18
  sending
• 35:18
  you.
• 35:19
  These
• 35:19
  scammers
• 35:19
  then
• 35:20
  send
• 35:20
  you
• 35:20
  an
• 35:20
  email
• 35:20
  pretending
• 35:21
  to
• 35:21
  be
• 35:21
  Facebook,
• 35:23
  asking
• 35:23
  if
• 35:23
  you
• 35:23
  changed
• 35:24
  your
• 35:24
  email
• 35:26
  and
• 35:26
  to
• 35:26
  sign
• 35:27
  in
• 35:27
  and
• 35:27
  rechange
• 35:28
  your
• 35:28
  password.
• 35:28
  All
• 35:29
  you're
• 35:29
  going
• 35:29
  to
• 35:29
  be
• 35:29
  doing
• 35:30
  if
• 35:30
  you
• 35:30
  respond
• 35:30
  to
• 35:31
  that
• 35:31
  email
• 35:31
  is
• 35:32
  giving
• 35:32
  the
• 35:32
  bad
• 35:33
  guys
• 35:33
  your
• 35:33
  email
• 35:34
  and
• 35:34
  password
• 35:35
  for
• 35:35
  that.
• 35:36
  So
• 35:36
  your
• 35:37
  login.
• 35:37
  So
• 35:38
  don't
• 35:38
  do
• 35:38
  that.
• 35:39
  If
• 35:39
  it's
• 35:39
  not
• 35:40
  coming
• 35:40
  right
• 35:40
  from
• 35:40
  the
• 35:41
  app,
• 35:42
  probably
• 35:42
  ignore
• 35:43
  it.
• 35:43
  Unless
• 35:43
  you
• 35:44
  could
• 35:44
  prove
• 35:45
  that
• 35:45
  it
• 35:45
  was
• 35:45
  coming
• 35:45
  from
• 35:46
  there.
• 35:46
  Don't
• 35:46
  trust
• 35:47
  anything
• 35:47
  when
• 35:48
  it
• 35:48
  comes
• 35:48
  to
• 35:48
  that
• 35:48
  because
• 35:49
  it
• 35:49
  even
• 35:49
  had
• 35:50
  me
• 35:50
  going.
• 35:51
  Oh,
• 35:51
  nice
• 35:51
  try,
• 35:52
  guys.
• 35:53
  Most
• 35:53
  people
• 35:54
  would
• 35:54
  have
• 35:54
  fallen.
• 35:54
  Mom,
• 35:55
  if
• 35:55
  you're
• 35:55
  listening,
• 35:56
  pay
• 35:56
  attention.
• 35:56
  She's.
• 35:57
  Yeah,
• 35:58
  she's
• 35:58
  actually
• 35:58
  way
• 36:00
  hyper
• 36:00
  nervous
• 36:01
  about
• 36:01
  stuff
• 36:01
  like
• 36:01
  that.
• 36:02
  So
• 36:02
  she
• 36:02
  probably.
• 36:03
  Oh.
• 36:03
  But
• 36:03
  now
• 36:03
  she'll
• 36:04
  be
• 36:04
  calling
• 36:04
  us,
• 36:04
  asking
• 36:04
  us,
• 36:05
  going,
• 36:05
  hey,
• 36:05
  what
• 36:05
  about
• 36:05
  this?
• 36:06
  Yeah,
• 36:07
  it's
• 36:07
  what
• 36:07
  it
• 36:07
  is.
• 36:08
  Johnny,
• 36:08
  what
• 36:08
  was.
• 36:09
  I
• 36:09
  mean,
• 36:10
  we
• 36:10
  had
• 36:10
  so
• 36:10
  many
• 36:11
  crazy
• 36:11
  things
• 36:11
  happening
• 36:12
  when
• 36:12
  we
• 36:12
  were
• 36:12
  working
• 36:13
  out
• 36:13
  in
• 36:13
  the
• 36:13
  field
• 36:13
  out
• 36:14
  there.
• 36:14
  Did
• 36:14
  you
• 36:14
  have
• 36:14
  anything
• 36:15
  out
• 36:15
  there
• 36:15
  that
• 36:15
  you
• 36:15
  were
• 36:16
  like,
• 36:17
  this
• 36:17
  one
• 36:17
  is
• 36:17
  wild.
• 36:18
  Did
• 36:18
  you
• 36:18
  have
• 36:19
  anything
• 36:19
  that,
• 36:19
  like
• 36:20
  working
• 36:20
  on
• 36:20
  your
• 36:20
  house?
• 36:20
  Let's
• 36:21
  say,
• 36:21
  you
• 36:21
  know,
• 36:21
  I
• 36:22
  mean,
• 36:22
  you
• 36:22
  had.
• 36:22
  That
• 36:23
  house
• 36:23
  was
• 36:23
  super
• 36:23
  sketchy
• 36:24
  when
• 36:24
  you
• 36:24
  got
• 36:24
  it.
• 36:24
  I
• 36:24
  mean,
• 36:25
  trees
• 36:26
  growing
• 36:26
  up
• 36:26
  through
• 36:26
  stuff.
• 36:27
  Yeah,
• 36:28
  getting.
• 36:29
  I'll
• 36:29
  tell
• 36:29
  you
• 36:29
  this.
• 36:30
  And
• 36:30
  luckily
• 36:31
  nothing
• 36:31
  bad
• 36:32
  happened.
• 36:32
  But
• 36:32
  I
• 36:33
  will
• 36:33
  tell
• 36:33
  you
• 36:33
  that
• 36:34
  when
• 36:34
  you're
• 36:34
  under
• 36:35
  a
• 36:35
  house
• 36:36
  that's
• 36:36
  over
• 36:36
  100
• 36:37
  years
• 36:37
  old,
• 36:37
  built
• 36:38
  in
• 36:38
  1890,
• 36:39
  and
• 36:39
  you're
• 36:39
  trying
• 36:39
  to
• 36:40
  jack
• 36:40
  it
• 36:40
  up
• 36:40
  4
• 36:41
  to
• 36:41
  6
• 36:41
  inches
• 36:42
  at
• 36:42
  any
• 36:42
  given
• 36:42
  point,
• 36:43
  and
• 36:43
  you
• 36:44
  hear
• 36:44
  a.
• 36:45
  It's
• 36:45
  a
• 36:46
  little
• 36:46
  unnerving.
• 36:47
  Yeah.
• 36:48
  And
• 36:49
  your
• 36:49
  nose
• 36:49
  is
• 36:49
  about
• 36:50
  6
• 36:50
  inches
• 36:50
  from
• 36:50
  the
• 36:51
  floor
• 36:51
  joist.
• 36:52
  Yeah,
• 36:52
  that.
• 36:53
  That
• 36:53
  was
• 36:54
  sketchy.
• 36:54
  And
• 36:54
  again,
• 36:54
  like,
• 36:55
  luckily
• 36:55
  nothing
• 36:56
  bad
• 36:56
  ever
• 36:56
  happened.
• 36:56
  Dude,
• 36:57
  I've
• 36:57
  done
• 36:57
  so
• 36:58
  much
• 36:58
  stuff
• 36:58
  where.
• 36:59
  I
• 36:59
  mean,
• 36:59
  I
• 36:59
  had
• 36:59
  that
• 36:59
  carriage
• 37:00
  house,
• 37:01
  the
• 37:01
  whole
• 37:01
  second
• 37:02
  floor
• 37:03
  up
• 37:03
  in
• 37:03
  the
• 37:03
  air,
• 37:04
  like
• 37:05
  on
• 37:05
  a
• 37:05
  couple
• 37:05
  of
• 37:05
  beams
• 37:06
  and
• 37:06
  jacks
• 37:07
  and
• 37:08
  some
• 37:08
  a
• 37:08
  little
• 37:08
  bit
• 37:09
  of
• 37:10
  yellow
• 37:10
  shoring
• 37:11
  it
• 37:11
  up.
• 37:11
  But
• 37:11
  there
• 37:12
  was.
• 37:12
  I
• 37:12
  literally
• 37:13
  cut
• 37:13
  all
• 37:13
  the
• 37:13
  walls
• 37:14
  out
• 37:14
  from
• 37:14
  under
• 37:15
  it.
• 37:15
  Nice.
• 37:16
  How
• 37:16
  did
• 37:16
  that
• 37:17
  not
• 37:17
  go
• 37:17
  awry?
• 37:18
  Yeah,
• 37:18
  that
• 37:18
  was
• 37:19
  a
• 37:19
  tall
• 37:19
  building,
• 37:19
  too.
• 37:20
  That
• 37:20
  was
• 37:20
  a
• 37:20
  tall
• 37:20
  building.
• 37:21
  Yeah,
• 37:22
  I
• 37:22
  had
• 37:22
  one.
• 37:23
  Oh,
• 37:23
  man,
• 37:24
  I
• 37:24
  had
• 37:24
  one.
• 37:25
  This
• 37:26
  one
• 37:26
  was
• 37:26
  sketch.
• 37:27
  This
• 37:27
  one
• 37:27
  was
• 37:28
  sketch.
• 37:29
  I
• 37:29
  went
• 37:29
  out
• 37:29
  to
• 37:30
  look
• 37:30
  at
• 37:30
  Somebody's
• 37:30
  house
• 37:31
  because
• 37:31
  they
• 37:31
  were
• 37:31
  having
• 37:31
  some
• 37:32
  foundation
• 37:32
  issues
• 37:33
  in
• 37:33
  their
• 37:33
  basement.
• 37:35
  And
• 37:35
  they
• 37:35
  had
• 37:36
  a
• 37:37
  incorrectly
• 37:38
  installed
• 37:39
  kind
• 37:39
  of
• 37:39
  French
• 37:40
  drain
• 37:40
  system
• 37:40
  in
• 37:41
  there
• 37:41
  at
• 37:42
  the
• 37:42
  base
• 37:42
  of
• 37:42
  the
• 37:42
  foundation.
• 37:44
  The
• 37:44
  guy
• 37:44
  had
• 37:44
  gone
• 37:45
  through
• 37:45
  four
• 37:45
  or
• 37:46
  five
• 37:47
  sump
• 37:47
  pumps
• 37:48
  in
• 37:48
  the
• 37:48
  last
• 37:48
  few
• 37:48
  years.
• 37:49
  I'm
• 37:49
  like,
• 37:49
  that's
• 37:50
  weird.
• 37:50
  Good
• 37:50
  ones,
• 37:51
  like
• 37:51
  cast
• 37:52
  iron.
• 37:53
  I'm
• 37:53
  like,
• 37:53
  what's
• 37:54
  going
• 37:54
  on?
• 37:55
  So
• 37:55
  I
• 37:55
  start
• 37:55
  looking
• 37:56
  around.
• 37:57
  I
• 37:57
  get
• 37:57
  my
• 37:57
  inspection
• 37:58
  camera
• 37:58
  with
• 37:58
  the
• 37:59
  little
• 37:59
  fiber
• 38:00
  optic
• 38:00
  that
• 38:00
  you
• 38:00
  can
• 38:00
  go
• 38:01
  down
• 38:01
  there
• 38:01
  and
• 38:01
  look.
• 38:02
  There
• 38:02
  is
• 38:03
  no
• 38:03
  dirt
• 38:03
  under
• 38:04
  the
• 38:04
  walls
• 38:04
  of
• 38:05
  the
• 38:05
  house
• 38:05
  because
• 38:06
  water
• 38:07
  had
• 38:07
  been
• 38:07
  draining
• 38:08
  into
• 38:08
  the
• 38:08
  basement
• 38:09
  into
• 38:09
  that
• 38:10
  and
• 38:10
  carrying
• 38:10
  the
• 38:11
  sand
• 38:11
  away.
• 38:12
  So
• 38:12
  there
• 38:12
  was
• 38:13
  a
• 38:13
  12
• 38:13
  inch
• 38:14
  by
• 38:15
  18
• 38:15
  inch
• 38:16
  void
• 38:17
  under
• 38:18
  the
• 38:18
  perimeter
• 38:18
  foundation
• 38:19
  walls.
• 38:20
  This
• 38:20
  1920s
• 38:21
  house.
• 38:22
  So
• 38:22
  the
• 38:23
  only
• 38:23
  thing
• 38:23
  holding
• 38:24
  up
• 38:24
  the
• 38:24
  house
• 38:24
  up
• 38:25
  was
• 38:25
  the
• 38:25
  middle
• 38:26
  beam
• 38:26
  down
• 38:26
  the
• 38:26
  middle
• 38:26
  with
• 38:27
  the
• 38:27
  two
• 38:27
  posts
• 38:28
  and
• 38:28
  the
• 38:28
  tension
• 38:29
  on
• 38:29
  the
• 38:30
  dirt
• 38:30
  on
• 38:31
  the
• 38:31
  foundation.
• 38:32
  Yeah.
• 38:33
  And
• 38:33
  he's,
• 38:34
  hey,
• 38:34
  I
• 38:34
  don't
• 38:34
  want
• 38:34
  to
• 38:35
  do
• 38:35
  here.
• 38:35
  I'm
• 38:35
  like,
• 38:36
  first
• 38:36
  off,
• 38:36
  call
• 38:36
  an
• 38:37
  engineer,
• 38:38
  get
• 38:38
  a
• 38:38
  contractor
• 38:39
  in
• 38:39
  here.
• 38:39
  You're
• 38:39
  probably
• 38:40
  going
• 38:40
  to
• 38:40
  want
• 38:40
  to
• 38:40
  put
• 38:40
  wall
• 38:41
  supports
• 38:41
  up
• 38:41
  first.
• 38:43
  Yeah.
• 38:44
  Just.
• 38:44
  I
• 38:45
  was
• 38:45
  like,
• 38:45
  you
• 38:45
  need
• 38:45
  to
• 38:45
  get
• 38:45
  somebody
• 38:46
  in
• 38:46
  here
• 38:47
  now.
• 38:47
  Yeah.
• 38:48
  If
• 38:48
  we
• 38:48
  would
• 38:48
  had
• 38:48
  a
• 38:48
  2.0
• 38:49
  earthquake,
• 38:49
  that
• 38:50
  thing
• 38:50
  would
• 38:50
  have.
• 38:50
  Two
• 38:51
  things
• 38:51
  would
• 38:51
  have
• 38:51
  happened.
• 38:52
  The
• 38:52
  perimeter
• 38:52
  house
• 38:53
  would
• 38:53
  have
• 38:53
  instantly
• 38:53
  sank
• 38:55
  12
• 38:55
  inches.
• 38:56
  Yeah.
• 38:56
  And
• 38:57
  then
• 38:57
  that
• 38:57
  center
• 38:58
  post
• 38:58
  wouldn't
• 38:58
  have
• 38:58
  gone
• 38:59
  anywhere.
• 39:00
  So
• 39:00
  you
• 39:00
  would
• 39:00
  have
• 39:01
  pushed
• 39:01
  the
• 39:01
  middle
• 39:01
  up
• 39:02
  12
• 39:02
  inches.
• 39:03
  Yeah.
• 39:03
  It'll
• 39:04
  pop
• 39:04
  that
• 39:04
  place
• 39:04
  like
• 39:04
  a
• 39:04
  balloon.
• 39:05
  Oh,
• 39:06
  man.
• 39:06
  Yeah.
• 39:08
  That
• 39:08
  was
• 39:08
  the
• 39:08
  sketchiest
• 39:09
  one
• 39:09
  where
• 39:09
  I'm
• 39:09
  like,
• 39:09
  yeah,
• 39:09
  let's
• 39:10
  get
• 39:10
  out
• 39:10
  of
• 39:10
  here.
• 39:10
  I'm
• 39:10
  not
• 39:11
  comfortable
• 39:11
  in
• 39:11
  here,
• 39:12
  man.
• 39:12
  Oh
• 39:12
  man.
• 39:13
  The
• 39:13
  notorious
• 39:14
  Northwest
• 39:14
  with
• 39:15
  dude
• 39:16
  water
• 39:16
  deterioration.
• 39:18
  Brutal.
• 39:19
  You
• 39:19
  just
• 39:19
  can't
• 39:20
  stop.
• 39:20
  It's.
• 39:21
  Yeah.
• 39:21
  I
• 39:22
  had
• 39:22
  this
• 39:22
  development
• 39:23
  company
• 39:23
  that
• 39:23
  had
• 39:24
  me
• 39:24
  go
• 39:24
  up
• 39:24
  to
• 39:24
  Issaquah
• 39:25
  up
• 39:25
  in
• 39:25
  Seattle.
• 39:26
  Great
• 39:26
  example.
• 39:27
  Hey,
• 39:27
  we're
• 39:27
  gonna
• 39:28
  try
• 39:28
  to
• 39:28
  see
• 39:28
  if
• 39:28
  we
• 39:28
  can
• 39:28
  save
• 39:29
  this
• 39:29
  house.
• 39:29
  This
• 39:29
  was
• 39:29
  a
• 39:30
  cool
• 39:30
  mid
• 39:31
  century
• 39:31
  house
• 39:31
  at
• 39:32
  one
• 39:32
  point,
• 39:33
  but
• 39:33
  they
• 39:33
  had
• 39:33
  not
• 39:34
  done
• 39:34
  any
• 39:34
  maintenance
• 39:35
  on
• 39:35
  it
• 39:35
  for
• 39:35
  probably
• 39:36
  20,
• 39:36
  25
• 39:36
  years.
• 39:37
  No
• 39:37
  one
• 39:37
  had
• 39:37
  lived
• 39:37
  into
• 39:38
  it.
• 39:38
  Right.
• 39:39
  So
• 39:39
  I
• 39:39
  go
• 39:39
  walking
• 39:40
  up
• 39:40
  to
• 39:40
  the
• 39:40
  front
• 39:40
  door.
• 39:41
  I
• 39:41
  step
• 39:42
  and
• 39:42
  there's
• 39:42
  this.
• 39:43
  I
• 39:44
  didn't
• 39:44
  realize
• 39:44
  that
• 39:44
  the
• 39:44
  basement
• 39:45
  was
• 39:45
  farther
• 39:46
  out.
• 39:46
  So
• 39:46
  when
• 39:46
  you
• 39:46
  walked
• 39:47
  up
• 39:47
  to
• 39:47
  it,
• 39:47
  you
• 39:47
  were
• 39:47
  walking
• 39:48
  over
• 39:48
  this
• 39:48
  deck
• 39:48
  thing.
• 39:49
  It
• 39:49
  was
• 39:49
  actually
• 39:49
  the
• 39:50
  roof
• 39:50
  of
• 39:50
  down
• 39:50
  below.
• 39:51
  So
• 39:51
  I
• 39:52
  walk
• 39:52
  up
• 39:52
  to
• 39:52
  the
• 39:52
  front
• 39:52
  door
• 39:52
  and
• 39:53
  I
• 39:53
  can
• 39:53
  feel
• 39:53
  it
• 39:53
  going
• 39:54
  underneath
• 39:54
  me.
• 39:55
  So
• 39:55
  I
• 39:55
  jump
• 39:56
  back.
• 39:57
  That
• 39:57
  drops
• 39:57
  down
• 39:58
  like
• 39:58
  eight
• 39:58
  inches.
• 39:59
  I
• 40:00
  was
• 40:00
  ready
• 40:00
  to
• 40:00
  go.
• 40:00
  I
• 40:00
  was
• 40:00
  gonna
• 40:01
  land
• 40:01
  in
• 40:01
  that
• 40:01
  place.
• 40:02
  Just
• 40:02
  walk
• 40:02
  into
• 40:02
  the
• 40:02
  front
• 40:03
  door.
• 40:03
  We
• 40:04
  go
• 40:04
  inside
• 40:05
  through
• 40:05
  this
• 40:05
  side
• 40:05
  door.
• 40:06
  Down
• 40:06
  below.
• 40:07
  There
• 40:07
  had
• 40:08
  been
• 40:08
  so
• 40:08
  much
• 40:08
  water
• 40:09
  damage
• 40:09
  in
• 40:09
  this
• 40:10
  thing
• 40:11
  that
• 40:11
  the
• 40:12
  structural
• 40:13
  beams
• 40:14
  in
• 40:14
  there
• 40:14
  and
• 40:15
  posts
• 40:15
  were
• 40:16
  like
• 40:17
  gray
• 40:17
  and
• 40:18
  the
• 40:18
  consistency
• 40:19
  of
• 40:19
  your
• 40:20
  oatmeal
• 40:20
  breakfast.
• 40:21
  Yeah,
• 40:22
  Powder.
• 40:23
  Just.
• 40:24
  But
• 40:24
  it
• 40:24
  was
• 40:24
  sopping
• 40:25
  wet,
• 40:26
  so
• 40:27
  I
• 40:27
  kicked
• 40:27
  it
• 40:27
  and
• 40:28
  the
• 40:28
  whole
• 40:29
  like
• 40:29
  four
• 40:30
  feet
• 40:30
  of
• 40:30
  it
• 40:30
  crumbled.
• 40:31
  Like
• 40:31
  it
• 40:31
  was
• 40:32
  just
• 40:32
  wet.
• 40:32
  Like
• 40:33
  I
• 40:33
  dumped
• 40:33
  my
• 40:34
  oatmeal
• 40:34
  on
• 40:34
  the
• 40:35
  ground
• 40:35
  and
• 40:36
  I'm
• 40:36
  like,
• 40:36
  we
• 40:36
  shouldn't
• 40:37
  be
• 40:37
  in
• 40:37
  here.
• 40:38
  We
• 40:38
  in.
• 40:38
  The
• 40:39
  guy
• 40:39
  was
• 40:39
  like,
• 40:39
  I
• 40:39
  want
• 40:39
  to
• 40:39
  save
• 40:40
  this.
• 40:40
  I
• 40:40
  want
• 40:40
  to
• 40:40
  put
• 40:40
  somebody,
• 40:41
  a
• 40:41
  caretaker
• 40:41
  to
• 40:41
  live
• 40:41
  in
• 40:42
  this
• 40:42
  place.
• 40:42
  I'm
• 40:42
  like,
• 40:43
  put
• 40:43
  a
• 40:43
  trailer
• 40:44
  out
• 40:44
  front.
• 40:44
  There's
• 40:44
  no
• 40:45
  one
• 40:45
  can
• 40:45
  live
• 40:45
  in
• 40:45
  this
• 40:45
  building.
• 40:46
  We
• 40:46
  shouldn't
• 40:47
  be
• 40:47
  in
• 40:47
  here.
• 40:48
  Someone
• 40:49
  even
• 40:49
  walk
• 40:50
  into
• 40:50
  the
• 40:50
  front
• 40:50
  door
• 40:50
  was
• 40:51
  going
• 40:51
  to
• 40:51
  get
• 40:51
  killed.
• 40:52
  And
• 40:52
  you
• 40:52
  find
• 40:53
  that
• 40:53
  so
• 40:53
  much.
• 40:53
  Right.
• 40:54
  Just
• 40:54
  inspecting
• 40:55
  houses
• 40:55
  you're
• 40:55
  going
• 40:55
  to
• 40:55
  buy,
• 40:56
  inspecting
• 40:56
  projects.
• 40:57
  People
• 40:57
  think,
• 40:57
  oh,
• 40:58
  no,
• 40:58
  everything's
• 40:58
  fine.
• 40:58
  You
• 40:59
  poke
• 40:59
  one.
• 41:00
  One
• 41:00
  post
• 41:01
  or
• 41:01
  one
• 41:01
  beam,
• 41:01
  you're
• 41:02
  like,
• 41:02
  okay,
• 41:03
  I'm
• 41:03
  not
• 41:03
  poking
• 41:04
  that
• 41:04
  anymore
• 41:04
  because
• 41:05
  it's
• 41:06
  completely
• 41:06
  rotten.
• 41:08
  Yeah,
• 41:08
  yeah.
• 41:09
  I
• 41:09
  mean,
• 41:09
  we
• 41:09
  had
• 41:09
  the,
• 41:10
  I
• 41:10
  mean,
• 41:10
  arcana
• 41:11
  beach
• 41:11
  house
• 41:11
  out
• 41:12
  there.
• 41:12
  When
• 41:12
  we
• 41:12
  took
• 41:12
  that,
• 41:13
  those
• 41:13
  panes
• 41:14
  of
• 41:14
  glass
• 41:14
  out,
• 41:14
  because
• 41:15
  it
• 41:15
  was
• 41:15
  single
• 41:15
  pane
• 41:16
  big,
• 41:16
  huge
• 41:16
  mid
• 41:17
  century
• 41:17
  floor
• 41:17
  to
• 41:18
  ceiling
• 41:18
  panels.
• 41:19
  We
• 41:19
  took
• 41:19
  those
• 41:20
  out
• 41:20
  and
• 41:21
  I
• 41:21
  had
• 41:21
  my
• 41:21
  grabo
• 41:22
  suction
• 41:22
  tools
• 41:22
  so
• 41:23
  we
• 41:23
  could
• 41:23
  pull
• 41:23
  those
• 41:23
  out.
• 41:23
  And
• 41:24
  be
• 41:24
  careful
• 41:24
  with
• 41:24
  them.
• 41:25
  You
• 41:25
  probably
• 41:25
  haven't
• 41:26
  seen
• 41:26
  those
• 41:26
  since
• 41:26
  you've
• 41:26
  been
• 41:27
  here,
• 41:27
  but
• 41:27
  they're
• 41:27
  a
• 41:27
  machine
• 41:28
  that
• 41:28
  basically
• 41:28
  has
• 41:29
  a
• 41:29
  vacuum
• 41:29
  pump
• 41:29
  in
• 41:30
  it
• 41:30
  and
• 41:30
  it'll
• 41:31
  grab
• 41:31
  a
• 41:31
  hold
• 41:31
  of
• 41:32
  plywood,
• 41:32
  glass,
• 41:32
  whatever
• 41:33
  else.
• 41:33
  Not
• 41:33
  like
• 41:34
  big
• 41:34
  suction
• 41:34
  cups.
• 41:35
  Yeah.
• 41:35
  But
• 41:35
  it's
• 41:36
  battery
• 41:36
  powered,
• 41:36
  which
• 41:36
  is
• 41:37
  cool
• 41:37
  because
• 41:37
  it's
• 41:37
  always
• 41:37
  adding
• 41:38
  suction.
• 41:38
  It's
• 41:38
  not
• 41:39
  like
• 41:39
  the
• 41:39
  ones
• 41:39
  you
• 41:39
  had
• 41:39
  to
• 41:39
  pump
• 41:40
  up
• 41:40
  for
• 41:40
  glass.
• 41:40
  Right.
• 41:41
  Or
• 41:41
  these
• 41:42
  are
• 41:42
  actually.
• 41:42
  So
• 41:42
  they're
• 41:42
  really
• 41:43
  good
• 41:43
  for
• 41:43
  that.
• 41:43
  So
• 41:43
  we
• 41:43
  pull
• 41:44
  it
• 41:44
  out
• 41:44
  and
• 41:45
  I'm
• 41:45
  like,
• 41:45
  I
• 41:45
  think.
• 41:46
  And
• 41:46
  the
• 41:46
  video
• 41:46
  is
• 41:47
  up
• 41:47
  on
• 41:47
  our
• 41:47
  YouTube,
• 41:47
  but
• 41:48
  I
• 41:48
  was
• 41:49
  like,
• 41:49
  I
• 41:49
  think
• 41:49
  the
• 41:49
  glass
• 41:50
  is
• 41:50
  holding
• 41:50
  this
• 41:50
  up,
• 41:51
  so
• 41:51
  we
• 41:51
  need
• 41:51
  to
• 41:51
  be
• 41:51
  careful.
• 41:52
  So
• 41:52
  we
• 41:52
  built
• 41:52
  up
• 41:52
  a
• 41:53
  interior
• 41:53
  wall
• 41:54
  to
• 41:54
  carry
• 41:54
  it.
• 41:54
  And
• 41:54
  it
• 41:55
  was
• 41:55
  the
• 41:55
  brick
• 41:55
  mold
• 41:55
  and
• 41:56
  the
• 41:56
  glass.
• 41:56
  Because
• 41:57
  the
• 41:57
  header,
• 41:57
  as
• 41:57
  soon
• 41:57
  as
• 41:58
  I
• 41:58
  pulled
• 41:58
  the
• 41:58
  brick
• 41:58
  mold
• 41:58
  off,
• 41:59
  the
• 41:59
  header
• 41:59
  falls,
• 42:00
  dropped.
• 42:01
  I
• 42:01
  mean,
• 42:01
  it
• 42:01
  fell.
• 42:01
  It
• 42:01
  hit
• 42:02
  the
• 42:02
  ground
• 42:02
  in
• 42:02
  three
• 42:02
  pieces.
• 42:03
  It
• 42:03
  was
• 42:03
  done.
• 42:03
  Wow.
• 42:04
  Yeah,
• 42:05
  wow.
• 42:05
  It
• 42:06
  was
• 42:06
  done.
• 42:07
  So
• 42:08
  those
• 42:08
  are
• 42:09
  the
• 42:09
  things
• 42:09
  when
• 42:09
  you're
• 42:09
  working
• 42:10
  on
• 42:10
  old
• 42:10
  houses
• 42:10
  you
• 42:10
  got
• 42:11
  to
• 42:11
  be
• 42:11
  really
• 42:11
  careful
• 42:11
  for.
• 42:12
  Because,
• 42:12
  man,
• 42:13
  that
• 42:13
  was
• 42:14
  a
• 42:14
  roof
• 42:14
  I
• 42:14
  didn't
• 42:14
  want
• 42:14
  to
• 42:15
  get
• 42:15
  on.
• 42:15
  And
• 42:15
  the
• 42:15
  glass
• 42:15
  was
• 42:15
  holding
• 42:16
  it
• 42:16
  up.
• 42:16
  I
• 42:17
  have
• 42:17
  popped
• 42:17
  the
• 42:17
  shower
• 42:18
  door.
• 42:18
  And
• 42:19
  by
• 42:19
  popped.
• 42:20
  Yeah.
• 42:20
  They
• 42:21
  explode.
• 42:22
  Oh,
• 42:22
  I
• 42:22
  got
• 42:23
  scars
• 42:23
  you
• 42:23
  can't
• 42:23
  see
• 42:24
  from
• 42:24
  my
• 42:24
  tattoos
• 42:24
  from
• 42:25
  that
• 42:25
  when
• 42:25
  I
• 42:25
  was
• 42:25
  carrying
• 42:26
  one.
• 42:26
  And
• 42:26
  it
• 42:26
  popped.
• 42:28
  Yeah,
• 42:28
  I.
• 42:29
  Yeah,
• 42:30
  I
• 42:30
  saw
• 42:30
  a
• 42:30
  sighting
• 42:31
  guy
• 42:31
  do
• 42:31
  about
• 42:31
  $4,000
• 42:32
  damage
• 42:33
  to
• 42:33
  a
• 42:33
  shower
• 42:34
  because
• 42:35
  the.
• 42:36
  They
• 42:36
  had
• 42:36
  done
• 42:37
  a
• 42:37
  niche
• 42:37
  in
• 42:38
  the
• 42:38
  shower.
• 42:39
  Recessed
• 42:39
  niche
• 42:40
  in
• 42:40
  the
• 42:40
  tile.
• 42:41
  Yeah.
• 42:41
  Came
• 42:42
  in.
• 42:42
  The
• 42:43
  sighting
• 42:43
  guy
• 42:43
  was
• 42:43
  using
• 42:44
  longer
• 42:44
  nails.
• 42:45
  Ah.
• 42:45
  No.
• 42:46
  Hit
• 42:46
  the
• 42:46
  back
• 42:46
  of
• 42:47
  the
• 42:47
  tile.
• 42:48
  Tile
• 42:48
  exploded
• 42:49
  out
• 42:50
  on
• 42:50
  a
• 42:50
  tub
• 42:50
  shower.
• 42:51
  Dropped
• 42:52
  the
• 42:52
  glass
• 42:53
  into
• 42:53
  the
• 42:53
  shower
• 42:54
  because
• 42:54
  the
• 42:54
  tile
• 42:55
  shards
• 42:55
  came
• 42:55
  out,
• 42:56
  hit
• 42:56
  the
• 42:56
  side
• 42:56
  of
• 42:56
  the
• 42:56
  glass
• 42:57
  that
• 42:57
  dropped
• 42:58
  down.
• 42:58
  The
• 42:59
  shards
• 42:59
  ruined
• 42:59
  the
• 43:00
  bathtub.
• 43:00
  So
• 43:00
  they
• 43:00
  had
• 43:01
  to
• 43:01
  take
• 43:02
  the
• 43:02
  whole
• 43:02
  bathtub
• 43:03
  and
• 43:03
  shower
• 43:04
  out
• 43:04
  and
• 43:05
  get
• 43:05
  a
• 43:05
  new
• 43:05
  glass
• 43:05
  door
• 43:06
  in
• 43:06
  from
• 43:07
  the
• 43:07
  sighting
• 43:08
  gun
• 43:08
  blasting
• 43:08
  through.
• 43:09
  I
• 43:09
  hope
• 43:10
  somebody
• 43:10
  looked
• 43:10
  at
• 43:11
  him
• 43:11
  and
• 43:11
  said,
• 43:11
  hey
• 43:11
  man,
• 43:12
  nice
• 43:12
  shot.
• 43:13
  Nice
• 43:13
  shot.
• 43:13
  Yeah.
• 43:14
  Holy
• 43:14
  smokes.
• 43:15
  What
• 43:15
  are
• 43:15
  the
• 43:15
  odds?
• 43:16
  What
• 43:16
  are
• 43:16
  the
• 43:16
  odds?
• 43:17
  That's
• 43:17
  a
• 43:17
  weird
• 43:18
  one.
• 43:18
  That's
• 43:18
  a
• 43:18
  lottery
• 43:19
  nail.
• 43:19
  Come
• 43:20
  on.
• 43:20
  Yeah.
• 43:21
  To
• 43:21
  kill
• 43:22
  that
• 43:22
  much
• 43:22
  with
• 43:22
  one
• 43:23
  nail.
• 43:23
  Wow.
• 43:24
  Yeah.
• 43:24
  You
• 43:25
  think
• 43:25
  about
• 43:25
  it?
• 43:25
  I
• 43:25
  think
• 43:25
  what
• 43:26
  happened
• 43:26
  was
• 43:26
  the.
• 43:27
  It
• 43:27
  was
• 43:27
  recessed
• 43:28
  and
• 43:28
  he
• 43:28
  was
• 43:28
  not
• 43:29
  hitting
• 43:29
  the
• 43:29
  studs.
• 43:30
  It
• 43:30
  was
• 43:30
  between
• 43:30
  the
• 43:30
  studs.
• 43:31
  Right.
• 43:31
  He
• 43:31
  was
• 43:31
  just
• 43:32
  going.
• 43:32
  Got
• 43:32
  off
• 43:33
  by
• 43:33
  a
• 43:33
  half
• 43:33
  an
• 43:33
  inch.
• 43:34
  Went
• 43:34
  through.
• 43:34
  It
• 43:35
  was
• 43:35
  probably
• 43:35
  the
• 43:36
  title
• 43:36
  shootout.
• 43:37
  Then
• 43:37
  the
• 43:37
  door
• 43:38
  sore.
• 43:38
  Then
• 43:39
  wrecked
• 43:39
  the
• 43:39
  top.
• 43:40
  Wow.
• 43:41
  Dude.
• 43:41
  Yeah.
• 43:41
  One
• 43:41
  nail.
• 43:42
  One
• 43:42
  nail.
• 43:43
  Life
• 43:43
  change.
• 43:43
  One
• 43:44
  nail.
• 43:44
  One
• 43:45
  nail.
• 43:45
  Profit
• 43:46
  versus
• 43:46
  loss.
• 43:47
  Yeah.
• 43:49
  Brutal.
• 43:49
  Yeah.
• 43:50
  Boom.
• 43:50
  Just
• 43:51
  absolutely
• 43:51
  brutal.
• 43:52
  My
• 43:52
  brother
• 43:52
  had
• 43:53
  one.
• 43:53
  This
• 43:53
  was
• 43:53
  a
• 43:53
  disaster
• 43:54
  painting
• 43:54
  company.
• 43:55
  He's
• 43:55
  got
• 43:55
  a
• 43:55
  three
• 43:56
  story
• 43:56
  ish
• 43:57
  old
• 43:57
  1920s
• 43:58
  house.
• 43:58
  Right.
• 43:59
  Yeah.
• 43:59
  And
• 44:00
  paid
• 44:00
  a
• 44:00
  company
• 44:01
  because
• 44:01
  he's.
• 44:01
  I
• 44:01
  don't
• 44:01
  want
• 44:02
  to
• 44:02
  get
• 44:02
  up
• 44:02
  on
• 44:02
  the
• 44:02
  40
• 44:02
  foot
• 44:02
  extension
• 44:03
  ladder
• 44:03
  to
• 44:03
  paint
• 44:04
  the
• 44:04
  soffits
• 44:04
  in
• 44:04
  the
• 44:05
  trim
• 44:05
  up
• 44:05
  top.
• 44:05
  That's
• 44:06
  a
• 44:06
  fun
• 44:06
  thing.
• 44:06
  As
• 44:07
  you
• 44:07
  get
• 44:07
  smarter
• 44:07
  and
• 44:07
  older
• 44:08
  we.
• 44:09
  Here's
• 44:09
  the
• 44:09
  problem.
• 44:09
  He
• 44:09
  had
• 44:10
  a
• 44:10
  green
• 44:10
  decorative
• 44:11
  shingled
• 44:12
  roof
• 44:12
  on
• 44:12
  that
• 44:13
  that
• 44:13
  had
• 44:13
  been
• 44:13
  discontinued
• 44:14
  for
• 44:14
  10
• 44:14
  years.
• 44:15
  Painter
• 44:16
  gets
• 44:16
  up
• 44:16
  there,
• 44:16
  doesn't
• 44:17
  mask
• 44:17
  anything
• 44:18
  off
• 44:19
  and
• 44:19
  there
• 44:19
  is
• 44:20
  white
• 44:20
  overspray
• 44:22
  on
• 44:22
  the
• 44:22
  roof.
• 44:23
  What's
• 44:23
  the
• 44:23
  painter
• 44:23
  do?
• 44:24
  Gets
• 44:24
  up
• 44:24
  there
• 44:25
  with
• 44:25
  a
• 44:25
  grinder
• 44:26
  and
• 44:26
  a
• 44:27
  wire
• 44:27
  wheel
• 44:28
  and
• 44:28
  starts
• 44:28
  to
• 44:28
  take
• 44:29
  it
• 44:29
  off
• 44:29
  the
• 44:29
  roof
• 44:30
  and
• 44:30
  takes
• 44:30
  all
• 44:30
  the
• 44:31
  stuff
• 44:31
  off
• 44:31
  the
• 44:31
  roof.
• 44:32
  Now
• 44:32
  the
• 44:32
  insurance
• 44:32
  company
• 44:33
  gets
• 44:33
  involved
• 44:33
  and
• 44:34
  guess
• 44:34
  what?
• 44:35
  He
• 44:35
  gets
• 44:35
  a
• 44:36
  brand
• 44:36
  new
• 44:36
  roof
• 44:37
  on
• 44:37
  his
• 44:38
  three
• 44:38
  story
• 44:39
  house.
• 44:39
  And
• 44:40
  they
• 44:40
  had
• 44:40
  to
• 44:40
  come
• 44:41
  in
• 44:41
  and
• 44:41
  do
• 44:41
  all
• 44:41
  of
• 44:41
  it
• 44:42
  because
• 44:42
  they
• 44:42
  didn't
• 44:43
  make
• 44:43
  that
• 44:43
  shingle
• 44:43
  anymore.
• 44:44
  Oh
• 44:44
  man.
• 44:45
  And
• 44:45
  they
• 44:45
  did
• 44:45
  so
• 44:45
  much
• 44:46
  damage
• 44:46
  that
• 44:46
  the.
• 44:47
  Even
• 44:47
  the
• 44:47
  insurance
• 44:48
  inspector
• 44:48
  went,
• 44:49
  no,
• 44:49
  we
• 44:50
  can't
• 44:50
  fix
• 44:50
  this.
• 44:51
  I'll
• 44:51
  tell
• 44:51
  you
• 44:52
  what.
• 44:52
  If
• 44:52
  you're
• 44:53
  gonna
• 44:53
  be
• 44:53
  a
• 44:53
  painter,
• 44:53
  you
• 44:54
  better
• 44:54
  get
• 44:54
  good
• 44:54
  and
• 44:55
  learn
• 44:55
  all
• 44:55
  the
• 44:56
  tricks.
• 44:57
  Yes.
• 44:57
  And
• 44:57
  this
• 44:58
  guy.
• 44:58
  I've
• 44:58
  washed
• 44:59
  my
• 44:59
  fair
• 44:59
  share
• 44:59
  cars
• 45:00
  or
• 45:00
  had
• 45:00
  somebody
• 45:01
  wash
• 45:01
  them.
• 45:04
  I've
• 45:04
  had
• 45:04
  to
• 45:05
  clean
• 45:05
  plenty
• 45:05
  of
• 45:05
  roofs
• 45:06
  and
• 45:06
  windows
• 45:07
  and
• 45:07
  all
• 45:07
  that.
• 45:07
  Yeah.
• 45:08
  Paint
• 45:09
  is
• 45:09
  insidious
• 45:10
  and
• 45:11
  you
• 45:11
  can
• 45:11
  mask
• 45:12
  and
• 45:12
  you
• 45:12
  can.
• 45:12
  But
• 45:13
  I'll
• 45:13
  tell
• 45:13
  you
• 45:13
  what,
• 45:14
  man.
• 45:14
  Especially
• 45:15
  heavier
• 45:15
  viscosity
• 45:17
  carries
• 45:17
  further.
• 45:18
  You
• 45:18
  get
• 45:18
  the
• 45:18
  right
• 45:19
  wind,
• 45:19
  you
• 45:19
  don't
• 45:20
  even
• 45:20
  know
• 45:20
  it,
• 45:20
  and
• 45:20
  you're
• 45:21
  painting
• 45:21
  the
• 45:21
  car
• 45:21
  three
• 45:22
  blocks
• 45:22
  down.
• 45:23
  Oh,
• 45:23
  yeah,
• 45:24
  maybe
• 45:24
  not
• 45:24
  three
• 45:25
  blocks,
• 45:25
  but,
• 45:25
  you
• 45:26
  know.
• 45:26
  But
• 45:26
  you're
• 45:26
  three
• 45:27
  houses
• 45:27
  down.
• 45:28
  All
• 45:28
  right,
• 45:28
  guys.
• 45:29
  I'm
• 45:29
  Eric
• 45:29
  G.
• 45:30
  And
• 45:30
  for
• 45:30
  John
• 45:30
  Dudley,
• 45:31
  you've
• 45:31
  been
• 45:31
  listening
• 45:31
  to
• 45:32
  around
• 45:32
  the
• 45:32
  House.