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SHAMEFUL behavior by Knicks, BIZARRE Coach of Year pick & Worst NBA Take EVER · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: On today's show, We're gonna throw a big bucket of
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  Speaker 1: cold water all over this stupid Knicks championship run.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go roll the intro. Sorry, you a lie. You
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  Speaker 2: won't be for long you fuck.
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  Speaker 3: It all right?
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  Speaker 1: All right, yo yo, you dam and to your life
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  Speaker 1: from Philly. It's the number one rated Polly and Tony
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  Speaker 1: Fosco show, Yo yo yo. As always Polly Fools go
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  Speaker 1: here with Tony Fosco and Tony Yo, huge.
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  Speaker 2: And somewhat annoying show today.
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  Speaker 1: You know you hear the liberal media out there, you know,
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  Speaker 1: all of whom live within eight blocks of Park and
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  Speaker 1: Madison Avenue there in New York. Well, you know they've
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  Speaker 1: been feeding you out there. You know this propaganda lies
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  Speaker 1: about this Knicks run, that they're so busy celebrating when
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  Speaker 1: they aren't running the chop to eat salads.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we're going to clear up their terrible lies.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, we're also going to tell you some other
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  Speaker 1: NBA news that's just gonna disgust you, yeah and terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Also on the subject of disgusting, you know, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: show you a video of a sports take that's from
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  Speaker 1: a semi famous, medium famous person. I'm not gonna exaggerate,
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  Speaker 1: but it's literally the worst thing ever to be made
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  Speaker 1: by humanity. Well, I mean other than our producer of course.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know that is if he was even made
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  Speaker 4: by humans. You know, he's probably an alien.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. Well, he's definitely a douchebag. We know that,
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  Speaker 2: we know that.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, look at him today again, he has the goal
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  Speaker 1: to show up wearing a Knicks hat.
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  Speaker 2: Disgusting. No wonder he didn't want to start the show,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, I'm going to be starting something of fire
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  Speaker 4: in his apartment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got anything to say for yourself?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not saying anything.
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  Speaker 1: Good because nobody wants to hear it anyway, or nothing
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  Speaker 1: of that, but it's something you do need to hear.
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  Speaker 1: It's some feedback for you, you know, your people out there.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, tells every week. You gotta like your
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  Speaker 1: subscribe to comment.
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  Speaker 2: What are you? What are you so busy doing? What
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  Speaker 2: do you do all this stuff? You obviously have time.
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  Speaker 1: To watch the show, do something else, you know, right,
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  Speaker 1: how much you hate the Knicks.
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  Speaker 4: So exactly, or tell us how much you hate our
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  Speaker 4: producer because he reached the comments and can use the feedback.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah he could use the feedback, Yeah he can. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: All right, enough about that, let's get right into our
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  Speaker 1: top story.
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  Speaker 2: Story that right first out the gate.
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  Speaker 1: As you've probably heard from some blout obnoxious New Yorker,
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  Speaker 1: the Knicks are in the NBA Finals for the first
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  Speaker 1: time since nineteen ninety nine. And you know, this is
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  Speaker 1: a big deal for them, I guess, you know, because
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  Speaker 1: you know, unlike us, the Sixers, well you know, we've
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  Speaker 1: been to the NBA finals this century, so you know,
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  Speaker 1: lackly do it. But Knicks fans, you know, that's an
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  Speaker 1: entire millennium ago for them. And well, since this is
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  Speaker 1: a once every millennium event, well, the ticket prices for
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  Speaker 1: these Knicks Finals, well they're setting records.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: The cheapest tickets are our four thousand dollars in the
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  Speaker 1: court side seats selling for well over one hundred thousand bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Now bipul is saying, well, this is too expensive and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of New Yorkers are going to get shut out.
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  Speaker 2: But that's not true, right Tony, No, not at all.
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  Speaker 4: New Yorkers from all different walks of life will be
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  Speaker 4: at these games, you know, CEOs CFOs coos Ben Stiller.
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  Speaker 4: You know, board members, post relatives of board members, Tracy Morgan,
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  Speaker 4: senior board members, venture capitalists, your Angel Investors, board members
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  Speaker 4: of the Angel Investment, hedge funds, Timothy Shallome, and Fat Joe.
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  Speaker 4: It's just going to be so terrific to see the
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  Speaker 4: whole city represented there.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. And you know, if you are one of those
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  Speaker 1: Knicks fans still out there, you know thinking the prices
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  Speaker 1: are too high and that certain fans like yourself are
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  Speaker 1: going to be priced out. Well, you know, Tony, you
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  Speaker 1: had some great perspective on this that tell the people.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it all depends how you look at it.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, the average ticket is around fifty g's, but when
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  Speaker 4: you think about it, that really lines up with what
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  Speaker 4: kidneys are going for on the black market. And since
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  Speaker 4: you only need one kidney, you could easily sell a kidney.
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  Speaker 4: Then you're basically getting your Knicks Finals ticket for free
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  Speaker 4: when you think about it, and you know, if you
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  Speaker 4: want to go a little extra and spring for a
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  Speaker 4: court side seat, then you just sell both kidneys, which
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  Speaker 4: means you'll get a chance to spend the final night
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  Speaker 4: of your life watching basketball and sitting next to Kylie Jenna.
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  Speaker 4: I mean when you think about that, that's not a
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  Speaker 4: bad way to die at all. You could keel over
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  Speaker 4: and die directly on Kylie Jenner's ass.
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  Speaker 2: What's better than that?
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  Speaker 1: Not much, don't just a terrific basketball breakdown and also
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  Speaker 1: organ harvesting breakdown. But you know again, you know these
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  Speaker 1: New Yorkers they're getting so excited about this team.
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  Speaker 2: Well we're not, and there's several reasons there.
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  Speaker 1: But first of all, you know, this team may be
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  Speaker 1: called the New York Knicks, but half the players Jalen
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  Speaker 1: Brunsa and Josh Hart, McHale Bridges, they're.
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  Speaker 2: All from Villanova.
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  Speaker 1: So personally, I find it disgusting that the state of
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  Speaker 1: New York is so proud of brazenly stealing these players
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  Speaker 1: from the great state of Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 2: It's disgusting, isn't it that? It's shameful?
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  Speaker 4: Personally, I think it should be illegal to move players
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  Speaker 4: across state lines like this. I mean, what did George
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  Speaker 4: Washington name our country? He named it the United States
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  Speaker 4: of America. And if we can't respect state lines, then
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  Speaker 4: the very fabric of our countries in jeopardy. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: what's gonna happen next? If a high schooler in Texas
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  Speaker 4: is really good at basketball. Are the Knicks just gonna
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  Speaker 4: come and kidnap them and take them to New York?
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  Speaker 4: Are they just gonna rip seven year olds away from
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  Speaker 4: their mothers just because the kid put up forty points
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  Speaker 4: and grabbed twenty rebounds in a Pee Wee League basketball game.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very slippery slope.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific but also alarming perspective that, Tony, And I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, this is why I've never understood why when
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  Speaker 1: players get drafted to the NBA, they pay the player.
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  Speaker 2: Shouldn't you pay the college?
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  Speaker 1: I mean exactly, the college just spent all this money
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  Speaker 1: to develop the player, and then these games just stealing
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  Speaker 1: for nothing, you know, like you know what, Steve Apple
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  Speaker 1: invented the phone, Well, you didn't pay the phone.
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  Speaker 2: No paid Steve Apple. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I only think there's only one fair solution,
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  Speaker 1: hit Tony, and that's basquet skipboard.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, I was thinking the same exact thing personally.
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  Speaker 4: If the Knicks win the NBA Finals, then I think
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  Speaker 4: they owe Villanova about a billion.
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  Speaker 2: Dollars by my calculation.
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  Speaker 4: And you know, on that note, I'm still waiting for
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  Speaker 4: the Lakers to pay the two hundred and ninety billion
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  Speaker 4: dollars they owe to lower Mary in high school. For
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  Speaker 4: Kobe Bryant, it's long overdue.
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  Speaker 2: It's long overdue. Couldn't agree bought.
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  Speaker 1: Tony And you know why we're discussing this shameful next team.
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  Speaker 1: It must be said that I, for one, am truly
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  Speaker 1: disgusted by the behavior of the entire Knicks organization during
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  Speaker 1: this playoff run.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you're beating both.
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  Speaker 1: The Sixers and the Cabs in four straight games. You know,
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  Speaker 1: in my day, we had a little something called a
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  Speaker 1: gentleman's sweep. You know, you'd at least have the class
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  Speaker 1: at comin decency to let a team win one game
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  Speaker 1: in the series.
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  Speaker 4: You know, Donny, it's so disgusting, But this is just
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  Speaker 4: typical of New Yorkers, totally rude, just shoving people out
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  Speaker 4: of their way, always in a hurry to get somewhere,
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  Speaker 4: whether it's to Penn Station or the NBA Finals. They're
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  Speaker 4: just so totally classless. Those told New York garbage focks. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 4: look at the Sixes when we beat the Celtics in
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  Speaker 4: the first round. We allowed this series to go seven
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  Speaker 4: games and let them win three times, because that's who
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  Speaker 4: we are, true gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: Just so beautifully said that, Dony, And well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: on that note, I guess we do have to show
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  Speaker 1: a little class ourselves, well, you know, more class than
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  Speaker 1: we even usually do, because in the past, I guess
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  Speaker 1: we did take a couple you know, five shots, as
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  Speaker 1: they say, Yeah, Knicks owner James Dolan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And well, now that the.
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  Speaker 1: Knicks are in the finals, I guess we do owe
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  Speaker 1: him a bit of an apology for the things we
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  Speaker 1: said about him, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Dony, Yeah, you know me personally, I want to take
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  Speaker 4: this moment to apologize to James Dolan for insulting him
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  Speaker 4: through the years. I may have been a bit hasty,
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  Speaker 4: and I called him a total for brains, you know,
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  Speaker 4: and and also a brained ass clown and a real
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  Speaker 4: fucking ass with the field head and a mother fucking
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  Speaker 4: empty filled helmet with the stupid fucking face. And also
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  Speaker 4: when I said he's like if Gonorrhea became an NBA owner,
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  Speaker 4: and I wish he had been on that submarine that imploded,
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  Speaker 4: and and also that he looks like if Sean Connery
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  Speaker 4: crossed with the guy from the Goonies, you know, the
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  Speaker 4: deformed one, and also when I called him a useless
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  Speaker 4: walking fox dick or was it a useless dead fox dick?
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember off the top of my head. But again,
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  Speaker 4: my deepest and most sincerest apologies.
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  Speaker 1: Just such a class move by you, that, Tony. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure you Dolan is very appreciative, and of course, well
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  Speaker 1: you know, there's more we could say about this next thing,
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  Speaker 1: but we got to get to other, frankly more important
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  Speaker 1: NBA gos. For some reason, the Celtics coach Joe Mizzoula
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  Speaker 1: was named Coach of the Year, even though the Celtics
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  Speaker 1: lost in the first round of the playoffs, and not
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  Speaker 1: only that, they lost to the Sixers exactly by that math,
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  Speaker 1: clearly the coach of the Year should have been Nick Nurse, right, Donny.
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  Speaker 4: One, I mean, what lesson are we teaching now with
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  Speaker 4: kids here that you should get an award for being
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  Speaker 4: a loser. Would you give North Korea the award for
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  Speaker 4: Country of the Year after they lost World War Two?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: Would you give the Titanic the award for both of
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  Speaker 4: the year before they hit the iceberg?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: Of course not.
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  Speaker 4: And that's why the NBA looks like fools here. They
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  Speaker 4: look like total fools and talking about foolish.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there are people out there calling SGA a
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  Speaker 1: flopper right and saying he's getting an unfair amount of
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  Speaker 1: foul calls. And they say, you know, when we bring
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  Speaker 1: this up, that we have no right to complain because
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: they say Joe l Embiid is doing the same thing
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  Speaker 1: and that he's a flopper.
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  Speaker 2: Well, please, that's totally different, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, well you'll explain it, don'ty.
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  Speaker 4: You see, Joel Embiid is just your average run to
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  Speaker 4: the mill foul beta. But SGA, on the other hand,
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  Speaker 4: is a master foul beta. I mean, I hear he's
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  Speaker 4: practicing his master foulbating upwards of twenty times a day.
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  Speaker 4: He does so much masterfoubating I've heard he's actually lost
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  Speaker 4: interest in making any kind of physical contact with other people.
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  Speaker 4: His master foubating is out of hand. This is why
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  Speaker 4: I'm warning everyone in the league be careful about when
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  Speaker 4: you're coming, you know, off a screen or reaching around,
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  Speaker 4: you know, to grab those balls, because a master fal
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  Speaker 4: beta like SGA will just start shooting uncontrollably so he
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  Speaker 4: can get multiple shots off.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's sickening, It's absolutely sickening. Buttasketball analysis by
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  Speaker 1: you as terrific as always, thank you. On the subject
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  Speaker 1: of sickening other basketball news, there was an uproar after
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  Speaker 1: ESPN's NBA insider Shams Sharania revealed that SGA had been
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  Speaker 1: named the MVP for the season, even though Amazon had
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: been planning to reveal the news later on a thirty
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  Speaker 1: minute special. Set the scream on that prime video so well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you can see why there was such an
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  Speaker 1: outcry here, can't.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, of course, I know I speak for most sports
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: fans when I say that once every year I build
• 12:59
  Speaker 4: my entire night around the NBA MVP announcement show. It's
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: the most exciting and thrilling thirty minutes that builds towards
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  Speaker 4: that brief seven or eight seconds at the end. There
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  Speaker 4: I have like one hundred people coming over to my
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  Speaker 4: apartment to watch it. But when Shams broke the news,
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  Speaker 4: I had to cancel the caterers in the DJ.
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  Speaker 2: So thanks for nothing, Shams, Yeah, thanks for nothing. Ruined
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  Speaker 2: our entire night.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Well now we're gonna take a break. But when we
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  Speaker 1: come back, no exaggeration to say, the worst sports take
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  Speaker 1: in the history of time and you'll never believe who
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  Speaker 1: it's from.
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  Speaker 2: We'll be right back. Okay, We're back from break.
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  Speaker 1: You know. And when you're in this business, you know,
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  Speaker 1: everybody wants to be talking sports.
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  Speaker 2: They see us, you know, living our life, you know, making.
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  Speaker 1: A millions famous, you know, celebrity, legendary, and they want
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  Speaker 1: to be us.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: See, you start seeing everybody, every Joshmo getting in your business.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: And well, sometimes you see somebody who's in another business
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: try to get into all business. Yeah, and that's what
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: we got going on here, because the other day we
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: saw this clip come up in one of our feeds,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a sports take from a guy named John Morgan. Now,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: if that name seems somewhat familiar, it's probably because you
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: drive on a highway somewhere or a freeway, because he's
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: the guy in those billboards that you see everywhere you're going.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the Morgan and Morgan law farm. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: the same guy. That's John Morgan. Well, apparently this guy
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  Speaker 1: is now doing TikTok shorts about sports, and well, this
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  Speaker 1: one came up the other day. Someone showed it to me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he's going off on Philly. He's going off
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  Speaker 1: on Embiid Pradosa. Go ahead, play that clip, play that club.
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  Speaker 6: Here's some more bad news for you guys in Philly.
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  Speaker 6: Embiid is never going to be what you hope he
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: can be. Why he has giraffe legs. Remember Sean Bradley,
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: he had giraffe legs. The guy down in San Antonio,
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  Speaker 6: he's got giraffe legs. The kind of legs you're looking
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  Speaker 6: for are Don Fitch legs. Those are stove pipes. Lebron
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  Speaker 6: has stove pipes. Now I'm not Billy Ball or I'm
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  Speaker 6: not an NBA guy, but I can tell you this.
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  Speaker 2: I know enough.
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  Speaker 6: If a guy has giraffe legs, he's not going to distance.
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  Speaker 6: If you got the dog kit stove pipes, Lebron stove pipes,
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  Speaker 6: you're going to distance.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, first of all, you know you're probably sitting
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  Speaker 1: there confused, wondering where all those sound effects came from.
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  Speaker 1: If you're listening to this, you apparently John's produca previously
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  Speaker 1: worked at the Bozo the.
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  Speaker 2: Clown Show, so you know that makes more sense. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: But you know the first thing here that I disagree
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  Speaker 1: with on this stake is you know he's saying emb
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  Speaker 1: has giraffe legs when Benyama giraffees.
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  Speaker 2: Please, Personally, when.
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  Speaker 1: I look at all the animals in the jungle, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: my number one pick would be the giraffe.
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  Speaker 4: You know, have you ever tried shooting a basketball over
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  Speaker 4: a giraffe? You can't do possible, impossible, you know, And
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  Speaker 4: you know, the giraffe, when you think about it, is
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  Speaker 4: like the periscope of of the of the animal the jungle, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: the the And have you ever seen a lion eat
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  Speaker 4: the leaves off a tree?
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  Speaker 2: They can't do it. Only giraffes can do it. Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, who who is healthy for the playoffs?
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  Speaker 2: Was it?
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  Speaker 1: Was it the giraffe or was it the stovetop because
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  Speaker 1: it certainly was not the stovetop or whatever he's talking
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  Speaker 1: about the stovetop.
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  Speaker 4: And also who's talking about stove pipes? This is twenty
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  Speaker 4: twenty six. I've never seen a stove pipe in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Dowdy, you know who is going to see
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  Speaker 1: a stove pipe? John Morgan through his face. You think
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: you can argue anything, You can't argue a stove pipe.
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  Speaker 4: Throw your seat ahead. Yeah, so you come to Philly,
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: bro and I'm here. Hold on some numbers on this show.
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  Speaker 4: Unidentified number, Hold on, yeah, I'm live on it. Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: This is Paul Giuseppe Foolsco also known as Paul PAULI Fulsco.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, who are you? Oh John Morgan calling?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, oh what are you calling to apologize?
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Oh oh so sue us, sue us. Oh no, no,
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: we're taking you on.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Oh oh you got you got forty years of legal experience.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I got two months of chat GPT experience.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: He's gone down your basset hound. Yeah, see you in court. Yeah,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: he's done. Cook, he's got nothing. You gone, bro?
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, John Morgan, him and his hippo bottomus legs. He's
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: not going to bring a hyena to eat his balls.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: He's done.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't wait for that anyway.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: And you know what that that was a terrific way
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: to close out the show.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: And absolutely don't forget.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: You know, there's two promotions in the merch store this week,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: so you get that ten percent and you also get
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: oh you can talk me about that of a brain.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, exactly produce the world's most annoying Knicks fan.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: What do you something? What do you want?
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: What?
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Correct?
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: You said? The average Nick ticket costs fifty k?
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, broa, it's called the news bro. Try reading it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: Ye, No, that's not the average price of all the tickets.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: You can't just take the smallest number and the biggest
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: number and average them.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: You need to find the median.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Oh well, don't worry, you'll find the median when I
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: ran your car from behind.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: And if I wanted to find the smallest number, I'd
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: measure your penis. Oh, let's get it. But he's still talking.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Go you said runt of the mill.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Bro, Yeah, that's what they say.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: No, it's not runt of the mill. It's run of
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: the mill. Runt is a small animal, like the smallest
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: mouse in a litter.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Oh well, that reminds me.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: When I see you in the parking lot, I'm going
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: to runt you over with my car.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And on the subject of the smallest, you're penish.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Oh why what you said? North Korea lost World War Two? Yeah, Bro,
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: went terribly for them. I think you're thinking of the
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: Korean War, which was something totally different. North Korea wasn't
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: even its own country until after World War Two.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, I say, did you just get that in a
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: text message from your friend Kim Jong Ill?
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: How Kim Jong yill is dead?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Well good, then you and him are about to have
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: something in common.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, can't wait. Now you're done is done. But you
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: know what's something we all can't wait for?
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Just booked on the show next week Downy super Bowl
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: hero Eagles legend Nick Foles will be a wait.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: That's huge. Your rate and review the show on Apple
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: five stars. Hit like you hit the comment on.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: You comment down below you up downate, Great job as always,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Same to you, Paulie.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Another fluorless show. There you go. We'll see if people
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: next week see your