Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Boy Hollerin' Ft. Jason Williams | Son of a Boy Dad #403
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- 0:59Speaker 1: Set us off.
- 1:02Speaker 4: All right, ready, I'm nervous, like I won't pull up
- 1:09Speaker 4: a topic that I get me nervous.
- 1:11Speaker 1: No, no, never that.
- 1:14Speaker 5: I started off.
- 1:15Speaker 1: Brother, what are you waiting on?
- 1:16Speaker 5: Ready? I was waiting.
- 1:17Speaker 6: I was waiting for the Okay, alrighty, Welcome back to
- 1:20Speaker 6: the Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. It is the
- 1:24Speaker 6: middle of the day on Tuesday, one pm on the
- 1:28Speaker 6: dot actually, and we're joined by Jay Will White Chocolate.
- 1:34Speaker 5: What's happening. I appreciate you'all having.
- 1:35Speaker 6: Me, of course, appreciate you being here.
- 1:38Speaker 7: You guys, you guys have the look on your face
- 1:40Speaker 7: as if you guys got some mischievous ship up your
- 1:43Speaker 7: sleeve today.
- 1:44Speaker 5: No, I think I think we should you know, not
- 1:48Speaker 5: stand on ceremony here. This is our day to officially
- 1:52Speaker 5: ask if you want to blend hooping and hollering with
- 1:55Speaker 5: Son of a Boy Dad, and we're gonna call it
- 1:58Speaker 5: boy hollering, holler, boy hollering boy and just say, you know,
- 2:03Speaker 5: let's stop, let's stop with the two things. I'm here,
- 2:06Speaker 5: I'm here to help you, help me.
- 2:09Speaker 7: And I did have a question about hooping and holler,
- 2:11Speaker 7: and it's called hooping and hollering And I like that name,
- 2:13Speaker 7: but like, what are we going to do with it?
- 2:15Speaker 7: Like almost not basketball season?
- 2:17Speaker 1: I think holler. I always saw the holler was like
- 2:20Speaker 1: like West Virginia, like a holler, like where like the
- 2:23Speaker 1: like a river, like a holler like.
- 2:24Speaker 5: That, like a holler.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Yeah, like a holler. So maybe we've got to get
- 2:28Speaker 1: to lean into the holler part and less the hoop.
- 2:31Speaker 7: I mean we should go up to one of those
- 2:33Speaker 7: hollers and and shoot a podcast that'll be.
- 2:36Speaker 5: Saying, idea to switch from basketball to topography.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Yeah, topography.
- 2:42Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta be versatile.
- 2:43Speaker 1: That's fair enough, right, Can you fish in a holler?
- 2:47Speaker 5: Those creeks and ship criks? No, creeks.
- 2:50Speaker 1: What is the difference between a creak and a creek?
- 2:53Speaker 1: Here's creaks by in Pennsylvania. People call it a crick.
- 2:56Speaker 6: I think just the pronunciation. I'm pretty sure the same thing.
- 2:59Speaker 5: No, No, you can get a creak in your neck.
- 3:01Speaker 5: You certainly cannot get a creak in your.
- 3:03Speaker 6: Neck'sak in your neck?
- 3:05Speaker 1: Yeah, cract, Well you can have a creaky neck though.
- 3:07Speaker 5: That's true.
- 3:08Speaker 1: True, Yeah, that's two completely different things. Francis. You got
- 3:11Speaker 1: to see Jay Will's golf swing. He's just showing me videos.
- 3:13Speaker 5: Of I'm gonna imagine I'm one of the best tens
- 3:16Speaker 5: you ever met, and I am. I believe that. You know.
- 3:20Speaker 5: I got to tell you, Jay, Well, let me tell
- 3:21Speaker 5: you something.
- 3:22Speaker 1: This is a lot.
- 3:25Speaker 5: Growing up, I was called a freak athlete. I was
- 3:32Speaker 5: I defied what people expected. I was very fast, I
- 3:36Speaker 5: could jump very high. And I grew up firmly believing,
- 3:40Speaker 5: like you know, I'm I'm really a freak. And then
- 3:45Speaker 5: I met you and I realized there's nothing special about me.
- 3:50Speaker 7: There's a lot of things special about you. You know,
- 3:52Speaker 7: just because you're not a freak, there's something special about you.
- 3:55Speaker 5: Have to find it. Freak is successful white player in
- 3:59Speaker 5: the NBA. That's freak. Yeah, that really is freak level athleticism.
- 4:05Speaker 1: I think that you have pretty freaky bounced. I are
- 4:08Speaker 1: pretty fast. I was in dunk freak for privileged white sports.
- 4:12Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's yeah.
- 4:16Speaker 5: There's nothing wrong to people that don't hang out with
- 4:19Speaker 5: black people. I was afraid. Yeah, that is really what
- 4:22Speaker 5: I realized. Main is the least diverse state in the country.
- 4:25Speaker 5: Second is West Virginia. Actually, really that we're better than
- 4:27Speaker 5: you and I.
- 4:28Speaker 6: Think you might be forgetting Detroit, Michigan. Brother the Troit,
- 4:33Speaker 6: Michigan the least diverse city, at least diverse city in
- 4:36Speaker 6: the country.
- 4:36Speaker 5: Really, I was going by states, but but yeah, we're
- 4:41Speaker 5: the whitest state in the country and up there, freak.
- 4:47Speaker 5: I was a freak. Well, I was a freaking West
- 4:49Speaker 5: Virginia as well. You're a freak everywhere. No, no, not really,
- 4:53Speaker 5: you're a freak. You're dunking on Mario Ely. I always
- 4:56Speaker 5: thought it was Eli, not Ellie. I think it's I've
- 4:59Speaker 5: always thought it was like Wesel. I don't know about that.
- 5:04Speaker 5: He's the most prominent Holocaust author. Okay, I'm sure they've
- 5:09Speaker 5: never met. Yeah he was. He was. He an athletic freak.
- 5:15Speaker 5: I well, there's a scene in Night, which is his
- 5:18Speaker 5: seminal work, where they are transferring them from one camp
- 5:21Speaker 5: to another, and he used to run all through the night.
- 5:24Speaker 5: He never stops.
- 5:25Speaker 1: Oh he escapes a concentration camp.
- 5:27Speaker 5: No, I don't think heapes.
- 5:28Speaker 1: There had to be some freaks that escape concentration camps,
- 5:31Speaker 1: like some athletic freaks that were just like, yes, ran
- 5:35Speaker 1: up the wall or something.
- 5:36Speaker 5: Ultimate prison break. Would you consider Forrest Gump a freak,
- 5:40Speaker 5: mainly because of his acumen. What do you mean, how
- 5:45Speaker 5: stupid he was?
- 5:45Speaker 6: Oh no, but he was also an athletic, quite athletic.
- 5:49Speaker 6: I mean he started running and he never stop.
- 5:51Speaker 5: Duran durance athlete Kenny Powers famous. He said, I'm not
- 5:55Speaker 5: trying to be the best exercising.
- 5:56Speaker 1: But he was a football he's a retirement in football.
- 5:59Speaker 5: That's at Alabama, didn't he Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he did
- 6:03Speaker 5: ping pong.
- 6:03Speaker 1: That's real. That's yeah.
- 6:05Speaker 6: Maybe you're right, A little bit of a freak, say, yeah,
- 6:07Speaker 6: definitely a freak.
- 6:08Speaker 1: He just doesn't strike me as a guy with a
- 6:09Speaker 1: good vertical though probably not very athletic, but he could
- 6:12Speaker 1: run fast in a straight line.
- 6:13Speaker 5: You run fast? What sports do you do that in?
- 6:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess football, well, battle basketball, baseball, baseball.
- 6:21Speaker 5: You have to do other things than run in these sports.
- 6:23Speaker 6: You guys are mentioning, it's true, that is true.
- 6:26Speaker 5: Did you ever have to test your standing broad jump?
- 6:29Speaker 5: I haven't never.
- 6:31Speaker 1: There was no combine or anything like that.
- 6:32Speaker 7: There was, but I was a junie. I came out
- 6:34Speaker 7: of my junior year. That was for seniors had to
- 6:36Speaker 7: go whatever. M My agent was probably kind of smart.
- 6:39Speaker 7: He didn't allow me to go.
- 6:39Speaker 5: My junior year because he didn't want me to knock myself.
- 6:43Speaker 6: Down your junior year of college.
- 6:45Speaker 5: After my junior year. Nice?
- 6:46Speaker 6: Nice?
- 6:46Speaker 1: What about forty or you're a vertical rather no idea.
- 6:51Speaker 1: You never want a vertical jump.
- 6:52Speaker 7: You never mean I probably jumped like in high school
- 6:55Speaker 7: or sometime in college, but I don't remember that stuff.
- 6:57Speaker 5: Yeah, humble like that. Being able to forty, Wow, that's amazing.
- 7:03Speaker 5: That's all. That's all because I was nine. Really, yeah,
- 7:08Speaker 5: I was thirty nine. You got it. You gotta me, brother,
- 7:12Speaker 5: And that inch means that's that's a mile in Basketball'm
- 7:15Speaker 5: gonna give it. You probably can read faster than me, too. Great.
- 7:18Speaker 5: That's you know, done so much for me. I want
- 7:24Speaker 5: to brag one more thing. Uh, my standing broad jump
- 7:28Speaker 5: still stands as the record on the Harvard lacrosse team.
- 7:32Speaker 5: Some I graduated in twenty eleven, so we're talking fifteen
- 7:36Speaker 5: years later. I think it's the only record that still stands,
- 7:39Speaker 5: but it has been tied by a guy a couple
- 7:41Speaker 5: of years ago named Isaiah. So you do the math. Yeah,
- 7:44Speaker 5: that's right. What is the numbers? Nine feet eleven inches
- 7:48Speaker 5: and that's just standing in this swing arms. Yeah from
- 7:52Speaker 5: one yeah.
- 7:52Speaker 6: Really, yeah, that's crazy.
- 7:54Speaker 1: Nine eleven broad jump, Yeah, that's insane.
- 7:57Speaker 5: I was very frustrated on to get to ten. I
- 7:59Speaker 5: like round nine.
- 8:00Speaker 6: I mean, being able to jump ten feet with no
- 8:03Speaker 6: momentum is insane.
- 8:04Speaker 5: But then you look at the NFL combine and there
- 8:06Speaker 5: are d backs that are jumping twelve feet and you're.
- 8:08Speaker 6: Like, also can squat.
- 8:10Speaker 5: They're pounds but also not white.
- 8:13Speaker 6: They're also that is also a big factor.
- 8:16Speaker 5: Huge.
- 8:17Speaker 1: Yeah Jones, twelve feet three inches.
- 8:19Speaker 5: Do you have any idea how much farther twelve feet
- 8:22Speaker 5: three inches is than ten feet? I was burying. I
- 8:26Speaker 5: was jumping like orders of magnitude farther than everyone else
- 8:31Speaker 5: on our team of athletes D one athletes. And this
- 8:34Speaker 5: guy would have looked at the way I jumped and
- 8:36Speaker 5: been like, you're a puny little bitch.
- 8:40Speaker 1: It's sick two feet three inches longer.
- 8:44Speaker 7: It's so funny in all Honestly, if he shows up
- 8:47Speaker 7: to an event and you're there too, he's already thinking
- 8:51Speaker 7: that you're really fucking good. If you're even there in
- 8:55Speaker 7: his event, is that fair?
- 8:56Speaker 5: I scare him?
- 8:57Speaker 7: Yeah, So don't don't cut yourself short bro, there's always
- 9:01Speaker 7: it's always somebody better.
- 9:02Speaker 5: Right, no matter where I wonder, that is true.
- 9:05Speaker 1: That's Olympic level shit right there. That's a four yard jump.
- 9:09Speaker 1: That's just like if he's on the fucking five yard line,
- 9:12Speaker 1: he just get down to the one just extends.
- 9:15Speaker 6: Just jump into the end zone.
- 9:16Speaker 5: There was a frogger. There was a clip. Maybe it
- 9:19Speaker 5: is this clip and I can't quite tell, but there's
- 9:21Speaker 5: one where he does it and there's all the guys
- 9:25Speaker 5: around watching, like, go nuts.
- 9:27Speaker 7: I'm not so sure what I'm more impressed about him
- 9:29Speaker 7: doing that, jumping that far or keeping his balance when he's.
- 9:32Speaker 1: Landing in Yeah, that's nuts too, or even I mean
- 9:35Speaker 1: the long jumps in the Olympics. Those are are jumping
- 9:38Speaker 1: like twenty two feet. Yeah, that's fucking nuts. Maybe longer
- 9:42Speaker 1: than that.
- 9:43Speaker 6: The high jump, yeah, exactly, that's what I was just saying.
- 9:46Speaker 6: High jump, Jesus Francis you ever do the high jump?
- 9:48Speaker 5: Feet? I never did.
- 9:49Speaker 1: No, Really, high jump doesn't impress me as much as
- 9:52Speaker 1: long jump. Oh, high jump, that's sick, really, but it
- 9:55Speaker 1: just doesn't look as crazy, like just think it's crazy.
- 9:58Speaker 5: It's your body up over a bar fucking pole. Vault.
- 10:01Speaker 1: Don't talk about that bar.
- 10:03Speaker 6: They jump over there backwards.
- 10:07Speaker 1: I don't know. Those guys suck.
- 10:10Speaker 6: That's crazy, that's crazy. That's peak athleticism. Definitely eight feet high,
- 10:16Speaker 6: like you can't even long jump. It's for people who
- 10:18Speaker 6: can't jump high. They got to jump out.
- 10:25Speaker 1: Like I think Forrest Gump would be better.
- 10:28Speaker 5: Exactly, I think they do. They don't stand. They got
- 10:32Speaker 5: the crack of our ass. Every one of them may
- 10:34Speaker 5: get up.
- 10:35Speaker 1: There's jan their heels into the ground.
- 10:37Speaker 5: Do you think that you know, because they said that
- 10:40Speaker 5: the person who won the decathlon or whatever was theoretically
- 10:43Speaker 5: considered back then the best athlete in the world, and
- 10:47Speaker 5: Bruce Jenner won the decathlon, right, Uh, so they were don't.
- 10:56Speaker 6: Don't go there, you're talking about Bruce when it was Bruce.
- 11:00Speaker 5: Correct.
- 11:00Speaker 6: Nothing wrong with that.
- 11:01Speaker 5: I'm nothing wrong with that. But it is interesting to
- 11:04Speaker 5: think that in this day and age, Bruce Jenner could
- 11:08Speaker 5: have the best athlete as a girl made the transition
- 11:11Speaker 5: with the hope of dominating the women's decathlete after by
- 11:18Speaker 5: quite a degree. Yeah right, I don't know, and then
- 11:21Speaker 5: it would have been an uproar. What are you saying
- 11:24Speaker 5: if the Caitlyn Bruce became Caitlyn at a time before
- 11:29Speaker 5: there was like this whole controversy of women competing in
- 11:34Speaker 5: women's sports and winning by so much.
- 11:37Speaker 6: But also Bruce Jenner didn't need to do that because
- 11:39Speaker 6: Bruce Jenner was the best in the men's.
- 11:41Speaker 5: That's my point though, Right, it's like all these failing
- 11:45Speaker 5: male athletes transition in order to be better than women.
- 11:52Speaker 5: It's win under the Usain Bolt becoming you know, you
- 11:56Speaker 5: saying Betty or whatever.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Yeah, wig on, yeah, smoking the girl.
- 12:02Speaker 5: What's Joe's opinion on that trans playing with women?
- 12:06Speaker 6: I don't give a fuck because I think it's happened
- 12:08Speaker 6: like three times ever that we know of, right, Yeah,
- 12:11Speaker 6: so I don't give it.
- 12:14Speaker 5: No.
- 12:14Speaker 6: Yeah, if there was a thing where it was like
- 12:15Speaker 6: every single girls sport that you watch, it's just all
- 12:19Speaker 6: clearly just dudes on the field, so then I would
- 12:22Speaker 6: be like, maybe they should do something about this. But
- 12:24Speaker 6: it's happened like twice, so it's like, who gives a fuck? Agree,
- 12:27Speaker 6: Like the swimming thing, it's like, who gave a fuck
- 12:30Speaker 6: about swimming before that?
- 12:31Speaker 5: No one? Yeah, instep during the Olympics, that's it, right exactly. Yeah, yeah,
- 12:35Speaker 5: h I don't care. You don't care, well, look, you
- 12:41Speaker 5: know you would care if you were competing. Bob cost
- 12:43Speaker 5: Has had a very good take on it. Did you
- 12:45Speaker 5: see that not? He was just like, let's be sensible here.
- 12:49Speaker 5: You know, of course that trans people need to be
- 12:51Speaker 5: protected and all that, but applying that to sports is
- 12:55Speaker 5: a bridge too far. Yeah, something like that.
- 12:58Speaker 6: I would say, maybe if you're going to transition, maybe
- 13:03Speaker 6: think about how it's going to affect your competitive sport
- 13:07Speaker 6: in advance. You know, maybe wait, maybe let's push it
- 13:10Speaker 6: off a year, finish out the career, maybe win gold, transition, retire.
- 13:17Speaker 7: You know.
- 13:18Speaker 1: What about just having a trans division trans division dominate
- 13:23Speaker 1: the trans division.
- 13:24Speaker 6: I think that would be great.
- 13:25Speaker 5: You know how a bunch of freak athletes, great European
- 13:28Speaker 5: soccer players, they reached the twilight of their career and
- 13:33Speaker 5: then they come play in America in the MLS. So
- 13:37Speaker 5: it's like Wayne Rooney and Messi and all these guys
- 13:40Speaker 5: who were at their kind of last couple of years.
- 13:42Speaker 5: They come to America and play come to the WNBA.
- 13:45Speaker 5: I think you could have soccer players or whatever transition
- 13:50Speaker 5: genders and go play in women's.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Leagues in Europe and just dominate and and raise.
- 13:59Speaker 5: Awareness and high there. I imagine like imagine like inter
- 14:05Speaker 5: Miami women's soccer team, Like, hey, guys, we got a
- 14:08Speaker 5: new player.
- 14:08Speaker 6: Here's maybe they should just start a co ed league.
- 14:13Speaker 7: How about the girls just stay girls and the boys
- 14:15Speaker 7: just stay y'all play over the air and we'll play
- 14:18Speaker 7: against the boys.
- 14:19Speaker 5: How about that? Wait a minute, I mean, how dare you,
- 14:22Speaker 5: Jake Well, I mean, how dare you? I feel I
- 14:27Speaker 5: feel threatened? Well, I apologize to you, but as a
- 14:30Speaker 5: father of a future non binary daughter, I hope you'll
- 14:35Speaker 5: be a little bit more considerate for the rest of it.
- 14:38Speaker 5: Now that we're a one podcast, I'm not sure I
- 14:41Speaker 5: can handle that type of microaggression.
- 14:43Speaker 1: Going to tough enough if you wanted to be one podcast.
- 14:48Speaker 5: But yeah, I'm not. I'm not a fan of the
- 14:50Speaker 5: girls boys playing with the girls. Mat Yeah, what about
- 14:53Speaker 5: if there were a women athlete who was so amazing
- 14:56Speaker 5: that she could play with the boys.
- 14:58Speaker 7: If Aunt Kathy had a dick, she'll be Uncle Jerry
- 15:00Speaker 7: who I think that's the root of the issue.
- 15:02Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's exactly what we're talking about.
- 15:04Speaker 5: Yeah, that the girl, Yeah, that wi'll ever happen. Serena
- 15:08Speaker 5: Williams said it herself. Bro, she's the best tennis player
- 15:10Speaker 5: ever as a female. Yeah, she says she can't beat
- 15:12Speaker 5: the like top two, three, four and fifth hundred rank guy,
- 15:16Speaker 5: So there, why can't them? Broad's listen to that?
- 15:19Speaker 8: To her, well, just accept that, sure, I mean, yeah,
- 15:23Speaker 8: I mean they're good. The women great athletes. Oh, they're amazing,
- 15:27Speaker 8: great athletes. There's there's a there's a reason that women's
- 15:31Speaker 8: tennis and women's golf are as lucrative as they are,
- 15:35Speaker 8: which is that they're still very fun to watch.
- 15:38Speaker 5: Those women are unbelievable. I agree. Unfortunately, visually, and maybe
- 15:43Speaker 5: this is controversial, women's bought basketball versus the NBA looks
- 15:50Speaker 5: like it's in slow motion. It does so the golf
- 15:54Speaker 5: there Whereas like women tennis players are beating the shit
- 15:57Speaker 5: out of the ball, women golfers are going sick under
- 16:00Speaker 5: on the same courses.
- 16:01Speaker 7: With that being said, the women golfers and the women
- 16:04Speaker 7: tennis players can't beat the men golfers and the men
- 16:06Speaker 7: tennis player.
- 16:06Speaker 5: That's exactly true.
- 16:08Speaker 1: There's the battle with sexas I don't know what point
- 16:10Speaker 1: I'm trying to make with this, but there was the
- 16:11Speaker 1: battle of the sexes where Billy Jing King played against
- 16:14Speaker 1: Don Houston. I think and I think she beat him.
- 16:17Speaker 1: A woman in the sixties beat a man. I remember this, Yeah,
- 16:21Speaker 1: I think it was yesterday. But I but I probably
- 16:23Speaker 1: Serena is probably right that she's getting smoked by some
- 16:26Speaker 1: random dude who could just serve at one hundred and
- 16:29Speaker 1: fifty miles an hour.
- 16:30Speaker 6: So well, I feel like Serena could probably beat ninety
- 16:32Speaker 6: nine percent of people on the planet, but like, for
- 16:34Speaker 6: sure the Bobby Riggs. Yeah, I mean, I guess that's
- 16:38Speaker 6: who Billy Jean King beat right there.
- 16:39Speaker 1: Yeah, she beat this dude.
- 16:41Speaker 5: She beat She beat him so badly that he started
- 16:43Speaker 5: four play who is he? Who was he?
- 16:48Speaker 1: A fifty five year old retired male champion? So he
- 16:51Speaker 1: played tennis bro So she was twenty nine?
- 16:55Speaker 6: Was fifty five?
- 16:55Speaker 9: Oh?
- 16:56Speaker 1: I didn't know that? And then he went on to
- 16:58Speaker 1: Star and Revenge of the Nerds.
- 17:00Speaker 6: He put up like a pretty good fight too. Five
- 17:03Speaker 6: is crazy.
- 17:04Speaker 1: I didn't realize they were handing out like that.
- 17:07Speaker 5: Not really straight sets. That's not that good. No, No,
- 17:12Speaker 5: for her to beat him, that's not good at all
- 17:14Speaker 5: to me. Didn't I'm saying she beat him soundly. Yeah,
- 17:17Speaker 5: she should.
- 17:18Speaker 7: Yeah, the motherfucker diadd he just ain't laid down fifty five.
- 17:23Speaker 5: I'm just talking about it in those terms of playing.
- 17:25Speaker 5: She's twenty whatever.
- 17:26Speaker 6: Yeah, she's the peak of her game.
- 17:27Speaker 5: Fuck out of here.
- 17:28Speaker 7: Yeah, let her go playing the doll or Roger Frederick
- 17:32Speaker 7: and I bet she don't score a point?
- 17:34Speaker 5: Yeah, probably one point.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Yeah, you're probably twenty nine. I don't know, bro. That's
- 17:38Speaker 1: like saying the twenty nine year old girl from who
- 17:42Speaker 1: is like in the WNBA now is gonna beat you
- 17:45Speaker 1: in basketball?
- 17:45Speaker 5: She would?
- 17:46Speaker 1: You think I think she would?
- 17:48Speaker 5: Come on, I can barely move side to side.
- 17:51Speaker 1: That's not true.
- 17:51Speaker 5: But you think you play one on one right now
- 17:54Speaker 5: against a peak starting page page will I think she
- 18:01Speaker 5: would beat me? Well, that's incredibly uh egalitarian of you?
- 18:05Speaker 5: Whatever that means? How is that? Yeah, we'll play like
- 18:11Speaker 5: horse or something like that. I think I got a chance.
- 18:12Speaker 1: Asia Wilson is twenty nine, Asian Wilson smoking your boots.
- 18:16Speaker 5: Honestly, Yeah, yeah, I got I got she's sick.
- 18:18Speaker 1: Though, she's like the MVP.
- 18:20Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a lot of these girls that are good
- 18:22Speaker 7: players that will beat my ass in basketball.
- 18:24Speaker 5: One on one today, right, Well, that's Asia, that's how you?
- 18:29Speaker 5: That's that? Yeah? Yeah, I would not have had a chance.
- 18:32Speaker 1: A apostrophe Ja, how would you go.
- 18:34Speaker 5: With a job like it's like Africans my best guess.
- 18:41Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 18:42Speaker 5: I don't want to get it wrong. I'm just going
- 18:45Speaker 5: to pass miss Wilson. If they're not married, no, yes,
- 18:49Speaker 5: she's dating bam out of Bayu for Mammy. Heat is she? Now?
- 18:52Speaker 5: You imagine the kid that they'll have.
- 18:54Speaker 1: Yeah, how old is that kid before they could beat you?
- 18:57Speaker 5: Their son? Yeah? Or daughter?
- 18:59Speaker 1: Yeah, they have a son. How old is it? What
- 19:02Speaker 1: would that kid have to be before he could Well,
- 19:05Speaker 1: time's not on my side, Ron, Okay, how about you
- 19:07Speaker 1: right now? If you were preserved in glass, fifty year
- 19:10Speaker 1: old you? How old could there could Asia Wilson and
- 19:12Speaker 1: bam Adebio's kid be before they beat you?
- 19:15Speaker 5: Was it a boy or a girl?
- 19:16Speaker 1: Boy?
- 19:17Speaker 5: Probably thirteen fourteen? Yeah?
- 19:19Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe before that. Honestly, he might be a monster.
- 19:25Speaker 6: The kids they get the kids starting out young. Now
- 19:27Speaker 6: you do, you're three, you're in training.
- 19:30Speaker 1: They're always in those AAU teams with the pink jersey.
- 19:33Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's they always have the pink and neon jersey.
- 19:36Speaker 1: The Julian Newman.
- 19:37Speaker 5: Yeah, and for some reason, I imagine their.
- 19:39Speaker 7: AAU team when they when he gets older though, with
- 19:41Speaker 7: that dad and that mom, she's six four. Oh my god, bro,
- 19:46Speaker 7: the whole family will beat our ass.
- 19:49Speaker 1: Basket six.
- 19:52Speaker 5: He's six'. Nine, yeah that's probably being.
- 19:54Speaker 1: Nice, yeah he's got to be bigger than.
- 19:57Speaker 5: That, yeah it's.
- 19:57Speaker 7: Huge not the man and How i'm sorry to cut you,
- 20:01Speaker 7: off but not to mention how good he is in.
- 20:02Speaker 7: Basketball he's good man and her scored eighty three? Points oh.
- 20:06Speaker 6: Shit, YEAH i don't know HOW i figure out how
- 20:08Speaker 6: he blanked on.
- 20:08Speaker 7: That and she's quite possibly the best ladies basketball player,
- 20:12Speaker 7: ever really quite.
- 20:13Speaker 5: Possibly, wow she's, Sick yes she. Is where did she
- 20:18Speaker 5: go to? College? Mm? Yukon, No South, Carolina? Carolina, Wow
- 20:23Speaker 5: cradle of The union is? It is? That? What it's?
- 20:26Speaker 5: Not The Union confederacy.
- 20:29Speaker 1: JESUS i just didn't know if they renamed it or
- 20:32Speaker 1: something like. That beautifully beautiful city, Though, Charleston, Charleston South.
- 20:38Speaker 5: Carolina you ever go To columbia Though i've never been.
- 20:42Speaker 5: THERE a lot of hotties in In columbia Or, CHARLESTON
- 20:47Speaker 5: a lot of. Hotties, yeah that's where all The. Charles
- 20:50Speaker 5: that's where all the hot girls are.
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- 22:21Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, YEAH i just saw a video you showed.
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- 22:46Speaker 5: your high school more because you went to THE nba
- 22:49Speaker 5: or because you were the first person to go to
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- 23:04Speaker 5: i don't, Know, yeah same.
- 23:06Speaker 1: CURRICULUM i just had.
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- 23:11Speaker 5: let's just get rid of. That that's. Right but, yeah
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- 23:21Speaker 1: memories flooding back to, you like this is WHERE i
- 23:23Speaker 1: had my first, kiss this is WHERE i went to
- 23:25Speaker 1: prom type ship or was it just like, regular just.
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- 23:34Speaker 6: Fried.
- 23:34Speaker 5: Baloney, yeah was the last time you Had have you
- 23:36Speaker 5: ever had?
- 23:37Speaker 6: Baloney i've had. Boloney i've never had fried, though really
- 23:39Speaker 6: just like. Cold, yeah, YEAH i don't. Know i'm not
- 23:41Speaker 6: a big fan of.
- 23:41Speaker 1: It didn't you have the bloopus When Brandon walker was
- 23:45Speaker 1: making The?
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- 23:59Speaker 7: this slice like that thick like some kind of like
- 24:03Speaker 7: barbecue type sauce on.
- 24:04Speaker 6: It it's good little.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Bolognyeah, Yeah, francis what would it take for you to
- 24:10Speaker 1: eat that?
- 24:10Speaker 5: Good i've had, This i've had. It it's very similar
- 24:13Speaker 5: to pork, roll, Right i've had pork. Roll oh, yeah that's.
- 24:15Speaker 1: Similar, yeah you got to put the little snip in.
- 24:17Speaker 5: It, Yeah i've had. THAT i don't love, it Like
- 24:21Speaker 5: hulk shirt.
- 24:22Speaker 1: Before he rips, it kind of, like, yeah a little
- 24:24Speaker 1: slit in, it you don't like?
- 24:26Speaker 5: It, no too much?
- 24:28Speaker 6: Sodium, well, WELL i mean baloney just kind of do.
- 24:32Speaker 1: It, yeah a lot of, sodium, sodium the gold.
- 24:36Speaker 5: Cuts.
- 24:36Speaker 1: Yeah do they make bolooney the same way they make hot?
- 24:39Speaker 1: DOGS i think it's got to be.
- 24:40Speaker 6: SIMILAR i, mean you ever got like the the what
- 24:44Speaker 6: is the what's like the original like the bolooney that
- 24:46Speaker 6: you would get and it's like the just the perfect,
- 24:48Speaker 6: circles just like peel them off like a little red.
- 24:51Speaker 5: Stroke, yeah, YEAH i forget the name of, it BUT
- 24:53Speaker 5: i wouldn't go that. WAY i just that takes too.
- 24:55Speaker 1: Long, yeah you know WHAT i, mean it's just a whole,
- 24:58Speaker 1: loaf or even about Like Oscar, mayer like you peel it,
- 25:02Speaker 1: off AND i Think i'm Thinking oscar bologne in.
- 25:04Speaker 6: There, YEAH i Think i'm thinking The Oscar meyer where
- 25:06Speaker 6: it's just the. Pad you just get the thick pad of.
- 25:09Speaker 6: Bologney but isn't Like.
- 25:11Speaker 1: Mortadella isn't that basically Just italian?
- 25:14Speaker 5: BOLOONEY i Thought mortadella was. Cheese to be honest with,
- 25:17Speaker 5: you you're thinking of. MOZZARELLA i, maybe, well but for some,
- 25:23Speaker 5: REASON i always just thought that was like you hear
- 25:25Speaker 5: that as part of these sandwiches that are made of
- 25:27Speaker 5: The italian, delis AND i always thought it, Was, yeah it's.
- 25:32Speaker 1: A, cheat it's a it's a. Meat it's it looks
- 25:35Speaker 1: like but that's basically like. Bolooney it's like on the
- 25:37Speaker 1: same type of round.
- 25:38Speaker 6: Loaf for some, reason it looks.
- 25:40Speaker 5: Better that is. Not, no that's not. Blooney you don't think.
- 25:46Speaker 1: So why because there's a ship in.
- 25:47Speaker 5: It they didn't have that In West, virginia so it
- 25:49Speaker 5: can't be, blooney you don't think.
- 25:51Speaker 1: So i'm sure that they have something just like that
- 25:53Speaker 1: In West, virginia for.
- 25:54Speaker 5: Sure everybody's In West virginia even ever said that.
- 25:57Speaker 6: Word more To.
- 25:59Speaker 5: Della it's a portmanteau of morta something and portadello or.
- 26:05Speaker 5: LARDELLO i see.
- 26:05Speaker 1: THAT i didn't realize it was a.
- 26:07Speaker 5: Portmanteau portmanteau. Portmanteau jason is two words that have been
- 26:14Speaker 5: smushed together to create. One uh, MAN i knew you
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- 26:26Speaker 1: PORTMANTEAU i didn't think we'd be getting Into. Portmanteaus i'm
- 26:29Speaker 1: trying to think it'd be nice to get think.
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- 27:07Speaker 5: don't do that. SHIT i have a questions that. Ship
- 27:10Speaker 5: So i've recently been traveling quite a, lot and you,
- 27:13Speaker 5: know you realize that so many people, know even no
- 27:18Speaker 5: matter what where they grew, up they end up moving
- 27:21Speaker 5: back there eventually because they liked the way they were
- 27:24Speaker 5: raised and they think that that's like ultimately the center
- 27:28Speaker 5: of the. Universe whatever the, case where you grew, up
- 27:32Speaker 5: was there ever a part of you that was, like,
- 27:34Speaker 5: Someday i'd like to come back and raise a family,
- 27:37Speaker 5: here or were you LIKE i hope to make enough
- 27:40Speaker 5: money THAT i never have to come back.
- 27:42Speaker 7: HERE i never really thought about coming back there at,
- 27:46Speaker 7: All BUT i never really thought about leaving.
- 27:49Speaker 5: Either does that make, Sense, yes it.
- 27:52Speaker 1: Does that doesn't make sense to.
- 27:53Speaker 5: Me i'm talking To, france.
- 28:00Speaker 1: But YEAH i.
- 28:01Speaker 5: WOULD i couldn't go back To West virginia and, live
- 28:03Speaker 5: not because it's my favorite, place but just because of
- 28:09Speaker 5: the cold. Weather i'm not living anywhere cold. Weather oh, Okay,
- 28:14Speaker 5: wow that's amazing that it bothers you so.
- 28:18Speaker 6: Much so even growing up, there you were, LIKE i
- 28:20Speaker 6: fucking hate this cold.
- 28:21Speaker 5: Weather yeah that's that's. Crazy not even that cold of a,
- 28:24Speaker 5: Place West.
- 28:25Speaker 6: Virginia, yeah it definitely gets.
- 28:26Speaker 5: Cold come, on compared To, Minnesota, maine, whatever northern states, Nothing.
- 28:31Speaker 6: Maybe Not, minnesota but it definitely gets.
- 28:32Speaker 5: Cold it was cool. Likenntains are you?
- 28:35Speaker 1: Cover?
- 28:36Speaker 5: Where did you have snow for most of the? Winter
- 28:38Speaker 5: we did on the, Ground, yeah like feet of, it no, Dustings,
- 28:44Speaker 5: no we. Had we had you, know we'd get out
- 28:45Speaker 5: of school and shit like that for. Snow oh you
- 28:47Speaker 5: had snow. Days. YEAH i can't imagine that's happening much.
- 28:50Speaker 5: Anymore did you grow up among the smoke? Lies why
- 28:54Speaker 5: would that not be? Happening nobody has snow days? Anymore,
- 28:57Speaker 5: yeah they do not.
- 28:58Speaker 1: Really oh, yeah my sisters had like weeks off of.
- 29:02Speaker 5: School that's because you guys go To. Duxbury, no that
- 29:04Speaker 5: has nothing to. Do there's a fucking you, know my
- 29:07Speaker 5: kids were.
- 29:07Speaker 7: Gonna get out of school In orlando because it's gonna
- 29:09Speaker 7: be like thirty twenty.
- 29:10Speaker 1: Five no, precipitation just for zero son.
- 29:16Speaker 5: SON i think the reason is because there's no heat
- 29:18Speaker 5: in the school twenty. Five, yeah that's.
- 29:21Speaker 6: Crazy what they got a plan better for that ship down?
- 29:24Speaker 6: There Because i'm assuming it never snows.
- 29:27Speaker 1: In, florida, Right i've lived there.
- 29:28Speaker 5: Since six never?
- 29:29Speaker 1: Since, Yeah, YEAH i have a similar question BECAUSE i
- 29:32Speaker 1: was wondering why you wound up In? Orlando why do so?
- 29:35Speaker 1: Many or it feels like a lot of pro athletes
- 29:40Speaker 1: wind up in the last place that they. Played like
- 29:43Speaker 1: if somebody plays his last couple of seasons on The,
- 29:45Speaker 1: eagles maybe they stay In. Philadelphia there's no one does.
- 29:48Speaker 5: That, Yeah.
- 29:51Speaker 6: I'm getting the fuck out Of.
- 29:52Speaker 7: Philly, YEAH i don't, Know, like if you could choose
- 29:56Speaker 7: to live In, philly why would you you could choose
- 29:59Speaker 7: to live In? Chicago Were New. York i'm just not
- 30:01Speaker 7: that kind of. Dude i'm Not i'm not living in
- 30:03Speaker 7: these cities way too.
- 30:04Speaker 1: Cold, YEAH i mean Like Jason kelsey played In, philly
- 30:08Speaker 1: now he lives there. Permanently Like Anthony rizzo played In New.
- 30:11Speaker 1: York now he he lives In New. York LIKE i
- 30:14Speaker 1: think there's a lot of athletes that.
- 30:16Speaker 6: That's too out of it's gonna say those are. Terrible
- 30:21Speaker 6: live In Kansas.
- 30:22Speaker 5: City when it's.
- 30:22Speaker 1: Done it depends on What taylor wants to, do our.
- 30:25Speaker 5: Family, day the, night and she's in and out every.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Time there's got to be some people that have stayed
- 30:33Speaker 1: In Kansas.
- 30:34Speaker 6: City she's probably, you, genuinely probably has never even.
- 30:37Speaker 5: Slept get on THE jeti fly the next day and
- 30:41Speaker 5: we'll come.
- 30:41Speaker 1: Back they left.
- 30:44Speaker 7: Immediately, well your last stop Was. Orlando But i've had
- 30:46Speaker 7: a house Two, okay that's been home for me SINCE o. Two,
- 30:50Speaker 7: so But i've always had a house whatever CITY i played,
- 30:53Speaker 7: in BECAUSE i have wife and kids and dogs that
- 30:55Speaker 7: they don't they're with, me they're.
- 30:56Speaker 5: Not, yeah got, it what's?
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- 31:35Speaker 5: Nba you know you travel you eighty two games a,
- 31:37Speaker 5: year forty one of those are away. Games as far
- 31:41Speaker 5: as declaring where your permanent residence, Is i'm assuming that
- 31:45Speaker 5: effectively you spend fewer than half the year in your permanent. Residence,
- 31:49Speaker 5: anyway would you be allowed to choose almost any state
- 31:54Speaker 5: to make your permanent residence or do does it have
- 31:58Speaker 5: to be the state in which the team you play? For,
- 32:01Speaker 5: no you can. Choose you can literally choose any.
- 32:03Speaker 7: State you can't but obviously you know we played taxes
- 32:06Speaker 7: in every city that we play all that shit. Too, yeah, Yeah,
- 32:09Speaker 7: SO i MEAN i think that's kind of bullshit for
- 32:12Speaker 7: guys like on The West coast because they got to
- 32:14Speaker 7: playing In california a lot more times than teams on
- 32:16Speaker 7: The East.
- 32:17Speaker 5: Coast it.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Sucks, yeah it. Sucks but we're In texas. THOUGH i,
- 32:20Speaker 1: mean there's that's a huge come.
- 32:21Speaker 5: Up. Yeah people talk about like wanting to play for
- 32:24Speaker 5: The knicks or these major market. Teams it's, LIKE i
- 32:26Speaker 5: would play For Tampa bay over to The knicks any
- 32:30Speaker 5: day of the.
- 32:30Speaker 7: WEEK i think all these superstars would like to play
- 32:33Speaker 7: for The knicks because it doesn't affect.
- 32:34Speaker 5: Them they're just making enough that it doesn't. Matter, YEAH i,
- 32:37Speaker 5: mean BUT i get your. Point.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Yeah do a lot of guys pick where they live
- 32:41Speaker 1: based on the tax? Implications is that why guys are
- 32:43Speaker 1: going To Florida because there's still a lot of X
- 32:45Speaker 1: nba guys who are In california just getting fucked on. Taxas,
- 32:48Speaker 1: YEAH i don't.
- 32:49Speaker 7: Know i'd like to, say, yeah that's why they do,
- 32:51Speaker 7: that but a lot of them play have to ask
- 32:52Speaker 7: their wives while they're living there instead of them and.
- 32:56Speaker 1: What About and that's Why orlando was appealing to.
- 32:59Speaker 5: YOU i Like.
- 33:00Speaker 7: ORLANDO i MEAN i went to school In, florida got,
- 33:02Speaker 7: it So orlando was. Great how many?
- 33:05Speaker 1: Time how often you ride the ride so At disney?
- 33:07Speaker 1: ANYWHERE i mean in the fast pass used to like
- 33:11Speaker 1: when my.
- 33:11Speaker 7: Kids were, YOUNGER i told my WIFE i would go
- 33:13Speaker 7: like once a, Summer like they got the year long passing,
- 33:17Speaker 7: ship But i'll go once because.
- 33:18Speaker 5: They had this thing like a celebrity to a. Guide
- 33:22Speaker 5: you can get a.
- 33:23Speaker 7: Guide they would pick you up from the bring a,
- 33:25Speaker 7: van pick up the whole family from the, house take
- 33:28Speaker 7: you back To. Disney AND i don't know if you
- 33:30Speaker 7: guys are familiar With, disney but all the, parks it
- 33:32Speaker 7: seems like they're built like in a, circle and the
- 33:36Speaker 7: middle of all the.
- 33:37Speaker 5: Parks are like in the back of the, parks it's like.
- 33:39Speaker 7: Everywhere so we could just park there and walk over
- 33:41Speaker 7: To epcot walk with The Magic kingdom. Whatever SO i
- 33:45Speaker 7: would let them use me once a year to get
- 33:49Speaker 7: through the lines and shit like.
- 33:50Speaker 5: That Like i'm talking about people standing in lines for two.
- 33:52Speaker 7: Hours you guys have been To, Disney, yeah stand in
- 33:54Speaker 7: line for two hours and ride or ride for like ten.
- 33:56Speaker 5: Seconds, yeah but we will walk straight up the exit
- 34:00Speaker 5: and get on the.
- 34:01Speaker 7: Ride and if the kids wanted to ride it, again
- 34:03Speaker 7: they would just, say, yeah we want to ride it,
- 34:05Speaker 7: again and just not get. Up as the cart comes
- 34:07Speaker 7: in and you're ready to get on that, cart there's
- 34:09Speaker 7: three or four motherfuckers that stayed on the.
- 34:11Speaker 5: Car how pissed would you?
- 34:12Speaker 6: Be?
- 34:13Speaker 5: Furious? Yeah? FURIOUS i mean that's like disabled level. Privilege yeah,
- 34:19Speaker 5: yeah well, yeah the check book you right to check
- 34:21Speaker 5: you you had to be a marquee player for The
- 34:24Speaker 5: magic to get like wheelchair child. Level maybe not even,
- 34:27Speaker 5: that just just the bank account had to match up for.
- 34:30Speaker 5: It oh did you make like a? Donation, no it's
- 34:32Speaker 5: like four hundred dollars an hour for that for that.
- 34:35Speaker 5: Status that's a.
- 34:36Speaker 1: Lot oh you're paying for? That, YEAH i thought they
- 34:39Speaker 1: were like offering it to.
- 34:40Speaker 5: You disney ain't given nothing for. FREE i Think.
- 34:43Speaker 1: Dave got LIKE i Think dave rode with like some
- 34:46Speaker 1: of the special needs people that work, here and like
- 34:48Speaker 1: it was like he brought like five people that work
- 34:51Speaker 1: here To Disney world and they were taking him up
- 34:53Speaker 1: to all these. RIDES i doubt that he was coming
- 34:55Speaker 1: out maybe he was coming out of. POCKET i don't.
- 34:57Speaker 5: Know, Yeah Meek phil got molested on it small world.
- 35:02Speaker 1: To get the fast right, right he did it on.
- 35:05Speaker 6: Purpose that ship would get me fired up, though for.
- 35:09Speaker 6: Sure IF i was waiting in, line he just rote.
- 35:14Speaker 5: That's. Right.
- 35:15Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah i'm not a Big the lines Of disney
- 35:18Speaker 6: would definitely destroy.
- 35:19Speaker 5: ME i hate.
- 35:20Speaker 6: It, YEAH i don't think.
- 35:20Speaker 1: I'd be especially with. Kids, yeah you got. IT i
- 35:23Speaker 1: think it's probably worth four hundred dollars an, hour AND
- 35:25Speaker 1: i bet it's going up since. Then for, sure it's
- 35:27Speaker 1: probably like one thousand dollars an hour. NOW i feel
- 35:30Speaker 1: like it would still be worth it just to make
- 35:32Speaker 1: those days.
- 35:32Speaker 7: OKAY i mean they'll get you a table for lunch
- 35:36Speaker 7: and ship at whatever time you want.
- 35:38Speaker 5: Anything skipping every line yeah, yeah people hate you.
- 35:43Speaker 1: Definitely is there's somebody walking with. You you have like
- 35:45Speaker 1: a guy Always Disney.
- 35:47Speaker 7: Guide if you got an odd, number they'll stay with
- 35:49Speaker 7: the kid or somebody don't want to ride the.
- 35:51Speaker 5: Rat, oh it's like the marker player in The, masters. Correct,
- 35:56Speaker 5: yeah that's like on the last day if if the
- 36:02Speaker 5: number of people who made the cut for the final
- 36:04Speaker 5: round is an odd, number because they play as Twosome's,
- 36:07Speaker 5: okay the person who's in the last place under the,
- 36:11Speaker 5: cut the last OR i guess technically probably the first
- 36:15Speaker 5: two ball to go off plays with a member Of
- 36:17Speaker 5: Augusta National Golf. Club who is this guy who's like
- 36:21Speaker 5: been a member for however many, years and he's, like
- 36:23Speaker 5: he has the course record At Augusta. National he's an absolute,
- 36:27Speaker 5: ace and a lot of the time he beats the
- 36:29Speaker 5: pro that he's playing. Alongside, wow there's a famous story where,
- 36:33Speaker 5: like A i don't want to get it. WRONG i
- 36:34Speaker 5: want to say it Was John, rahm but it might
- 36:36Speaker 5: not have Been Jen, ram some, player, pro high profile
- 36:41Speaker 5: pro that he was playing with in The. Masters, yeah
- 36:44Speaker 5: he outdrove him a on like a, hole an early,
- 36:47Speaker 5: hole and the guy went up to, him was, like
- 36:48Speaker 5: you're making me look. Bad don't do that, again and he's, like,
- 36:51Speaker 5: Okay i'm. Sorry on the next, hole he just blasted
- 36:53Speaker 5: it over him, Again like nobody tells me what the
- 36:56Speaker 5: fuck to. Do, YEAH i would not would you not hit?
- 36:59Speaker 5: It i'd be trying to hit it. Past.
- 37:01Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah there's a similar that's why you're playing with. Me,
- 37:05Speaker 6: yeah that's, right that's. Right that's why you're not playing
- 37:08Speaker 6: with anyone on the.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Tour, yeah there's a story about the line marker guy
- 37:13Speaker 1: In Disney world, too who like fucking he rode like
- 37:16Speaker 1: so many rides back to back one day and they're, like,
- 37:19Speaker 1: stop you can't fucking ride another, ride and he just
- 37:21Speaker 1: fucking whipped the tower terror. Again just the absolute Legend
- 37:26Speaker 1: psycho buzzing the. Tower, yeah you get the.
- 37:29Speaker 5: Tower i'm not an, idea But i'm. Not i'm not a.
- 37:32Speaker 6: FAN i never did that. One it's too.
- 37:33Speaker 1: Terrifying it was way too. Terrifying, yeah both TIMES i hit,
- 37:37Speaker 1: IT i was.
- 37:37Speaker 6: Terrified, Yeah i'm trying to think of what the ONE
- 37:39Speaker 6: i liked Splash Man.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Rock and Roller. COASTER i think you know they shut
- 37:42Speaker 1: Down Splash mountain, really you KNOW i jumped Off Splash
- 37:45Speaker 1: mountain right before before it went down.
- 37:49Speaker 6: As it was.
- 37:49Speaker 1: Collapsing, yeah the last, DAY i was the last man
- 37:52Speaker 1: On Splash. Mountain You, yeah BUT i.
- 37:56Speaker 6: Went WHEN i was really, young SO i didn't really
- 37:58Speaker 6: fuck With epcot like. That one's more for like.
- 38:02Speaker 1: Learning, yeah it's like to have to learn about the
- 38:05Speaker 1: it's a small. World and, yeah exactly with The german.
- 38:08Speaker 5: You know WHERE i learned that In europe Really my
- 38:12Speaker 5: parents took me to the actual. Countries we didn't do
- 38:16Speaker 5: some bullshit digitized nonsense version of a world. Tour they
- 38:22Speaker 5: actually cultured. US i had a passport BEFORE i was.
- 38:25Speaker 5: Born the photo on it is just the fucking ultra ultra.
- 38:30Speaker 5: Photo that's trust.
- 38:33Speaker 1: Us this is what he looks.
- 38:34Speaker 7: Like i'm not talking about epcot as in that. Fashion
- 38:37Speaker 7: i'm talking about the. Rids what rides do they have?
- 38:40Speaker 5: It they have like one Called.
- 38:41Speaker 6: Soaring, NO i never did. THAT i don't even know
- 38:44Speaker 6: IF i did.
- 38:45Speaker 5: That many of the.
- 38:45Speaker 7: RIDES i was pretty. TERRIFIED i could give two funks
- 38:48Speaker 7: about the world and. Learn you, know that was the least. Soaring, Yeah,
- 38:57Speaker 7: Soaring it's like it's not even really a.
- 39:00Speaker 5: Ride it's LIKE i can't explain. Him there's some.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Bullshit sometimes they would just like blow on your neck in. There,
- 39:07Speaker 1: yeah it's time to get to like a tube and.
- 39:09Speaker 7: Start you start in Northern california and is sore all
- 39:12Speaker 7: the way down through Southern.
- 39:14Speaker 5: California are you actually in the air? Here, no it's
- 39:17Speaker 5: like it's a.
- 39:17Speaker 1: Screen looks like you're in the.
- 39:19Speaker 6: Air you definitely do.
- 39:20Speaker 5: That oh you?
- 39:21Speaker 6: Love, yeah that looks fun like we might.
- 39:23Speaker 5: Me and my family might Have rodette seventeen straight down
- 39:26Speaker 5: one at the.
- 39:27Speaker 7: Indoors what do you, mean Road, well sat down in,
- 39:30Speaker 7: there you know What i'm, saying seventeen, Times.
- 39:32Speaker 1: Yeah sitting in front of a, screen like getting, up walking,
- 39:36Speaker 1: around and then getting back in front.
- 39:38Speaker 5: Of the screen front row. Too you, KNOW i, mean
- 39:41Speaker 5: look at.
- 39:41Speaker 1: That that looks like you're at an. Aquarium you can
- 39:43Speaker 1: like just look down at the. Ground, no, no, no
- 39:45Speaker 1: they raised you up a little, bit.
- 39:48Speaker 5: Like your feet can't.
- 39:49Speaker 1: Touch OH i like. That oh you're really. Soaring, yeah you're.
- 39:52Speaker 5: Soren you go over a golf, course a ball come at,
- 39:54Speaker 5: you shit like. That oh, yeah but this is my point,
- 39:58Speaker 5: though right you see these people they're soaring over The
- 40:01Speaker 5: golden Gate. BRIDGE i was just. There you don't experience
- 40:04Speaker 5: the sound of the gulls and the breeze coming off
- 40:08Speaker 5: of The, pacific or the screams of the people killing.
- 40:11Speaker 5: Themselves we got jump to them. Jump speaking of, which
- 40:16Speaker 5: with our broad, jump we would have cleared those, nets no.
- 40:18Speaker 5: Problem you know What i'm. Saying, YES i don't EVEN
- 40:20Speaker 5: i know you didn't even test, it but we would
- 40:23Speaker 5: have died.
- 40:23Speaker 1: Successfully triple jump is also. Sick the triple. JUMP i
- 40:27Speaker 1: know the long jump isn't really your guy's, flavor but
- 40:30Speaker 1: the triple jump is so. Sick you ever see?
- 40:32Speaker 5: That of Course i've. Seen i'm. Fifty, bro.
- 40:37Speaker 1: You don't think the triple jumps pretty? Impressive they're definitely.
- 40:40Speaker 5: Athletic, yeah but, again ever seen? This this one seems
- 40:43Speaker 5: the most unnecessary to. Me, like to, me hitting a
- 40:47Speaker 5: backhand in tennis is way harder than.
- 40:49Speaker 1: This that dude. Flies, Yeah i'm not taking anything away
- 40:54Speaker 1: from but, yeah, yeah that's the.
- 40:55Speaker 6: Thing it's, LIKE i guess like at this, level it
- 40:57Speaker 6: makes sense because it's the highest, levels so like they
- 41:00Speaker 6: probably are the best to do. It, Maybe but, like
- 41:03Speaker 6: don't you, think like If Saquon barkley just got out,
- 41:07Speaker 6: there he's clearing ten.
- 41:08Speaker 7: FEET i want you to go through how many highlights
- 41:11Speaker 7: he can find of long, jumps and there's not Many
- 41:13Speaker 7: black people.
- 41:14Speaker 1: Don't, yeah exactly, No but but if these arel.
- 41:20Speaker 5: We will jump long into a sand. Pit jumping along
- 41:25Speaker 5: is a skill to some. People but but you can't
- 41:27Speaker 5: make no money jumping. Along, no but you can be
- 41:31Speaker 5: remembered At. Harvard you're, Right you're.
- 41:33Speaker 6: Right the money's not in long it's in high that's,
- 41:37Speaker 6: right that's.
- 41:38Speaker 5: RIGHT i will say THAT i think that the triple,
- 41:41Speaker 5: jumpers if they were, anybody they'd be doing the long.
- 41:44Speaker 5: JUMP i think this is the like FUCKING jv way
- 41:47Speaker 5: out of actually realizing you can't do it that, well sixty.
- 41:52Speaker 1: Feet he did sixty feet in three. Jumps that's fucking.
- 41:56Speaker 1: Nuts that's floating sixty.
- 41:58Speaker 6: Feet now look at, him, yeah look at. Him John
- 42:03Speaker 6: jonathan Edw.
- 42:04Speaker 5: No athleticism In jonathan's body at.
- 42:06Speaker 1: All that's there's not any steps from the twenty yard.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Line what are you talking? About that's not. Athletic but
- 42:13Speaker 1: what there's not a three steps from the.
- 42:15Speaker 5: Twenty johannis can go to the rim from half court
- 42:18Speaker 5: with one. Dribble that's that and.
- 42:23Speaker 1: Dunk.
- 42:23Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah by the, WAY i also don't THINK i
- 42:26Speaker 5: don't understand any sort of like not that they have,
- 42:29Speaker 5: this but real world application of. This LIKE i can't
- 42:32Speaker 5: imagine there's a place where there's three nineteen foot streams
- 42:37Speaker 5: in a row where you have to, jump you know
- 42:39Speaker 5: WHAT i? Mean whereas Like i've had to water hazards
- 42:42Speaker 5: at a golf. Course i'm, LIKE i don't want to go,
- 42:44Speaker 5: around SO i back up and jump across a long jump,
- 42:49Speaker 5: right three in a row seems highly on the three
- 42:51Speaker 5: in a, row you'd have to be moving to.
- 42:53Speaker 7: What's war Impressing jonathan jumping fucking feet six sixty or
- 42:57Speaker 7: somebody dunk in a basketball from the foul.
- 42:59Speaker 5: Line it's only fifteen feet or eighteenth feet whatever it.
- 43:03Speaker 1: Is, yeah but that's no.
- 43:04Speaker 5: Yet but don't be like my. Wife just give me
- 43:06Speaker 5: a mother fucking. Answer, so, Yeah Jay, will you're probably. Right,
- 43:09Speaker 5: bro you got me instead of trying to you know
- 43:11Speaker 5: WHAT i, mean but, that, yeah you got.
- 43:13Speaker 8: Me.
- 43:13Speaker 5: Dog Imagine jonathan trying to dunk from the foul and
- 43:16Speaker 5: he'd just smashed into the stanchion exactly because you, know
- 43:22Speaker 5: jumping off the top of the ball might breathe the
- 43:24Speaker 5: bottom of the. Net that's just. Right but he would,
- 43:28Speaker 5: Clear he would clear the baseline for.
- 43:30Speaker 1: Sure disparage These olympic. Athletes these guys are freak. Athletes
- 43:35Speaker 1: i'm not saying they're. Not you guys are saying they.
- 43:37Speaker 6: Are i'm Saying i'm SAYING i think there's a lot
- 43:40Speaker 6: of them that might not be freaking Like, Jonathan like
- 43:43Speaker 6: he could be a freak who knows at long, jumping
- 43:46Speaker 6: at exactly when you bring him down to the you
- 43:49Speaker 6: get him to the, combine he's gonna, like, whoa you're,
- 43:51Speaker 6: Running you're in a ten second. Forty it wouldn't be like.
- 43:56Speaker 1: That get him on the slam ball court and see
- 43:58Speaker 1: what he could. Do he's probably a beast at slam.
- 44:00Speaker 1: Ball do you ever watch? Slamball remember when that was? On,
- 44:03Speaker 1: like what was that ON, Espn.
- 44:05Speaker 5: Spike or something like. THAT i liked slam. Ball but
- 44:09Speaker 5: the thing about that was weird about slamball was that
- 44:11Speaker 5: the rules MEANT i think you, could like there was
- 44:13Speaker 5: full contact allowed in certain, times but most of these
- 44:17Speaker 5: guys like weren't really thinking about. That and then every
- 44:20Speaker 5: once in a, while out of, nowhere somebody would just
- 44:22Speaker 5: like full body check another, guy and that guy'd be, like,
- 44:25Speaker 5: dude we don't actually do. That we all agreed that
- 44:30Speaker 5: that didn't need to be part of this made very. Little,
- 44:33Speaker 5: yeah this reminds me of Roller. Derby Roller, derby and.
- 44:37Speaker 6: Those trampolines are. Sick those are the ones that bounce
- 44:40Speaker 6: highest Like.
- 44:40Speaker 5: I'd like to go out there just by ourselves and
- 44:42Speaker 5: just you, know, see there you. Go that's What i'm talking. About. Contact,
- 44:45Speaker 5: yeah none of that that's just get you get.
- 44:48Speaker 6: Mine, yeah play at separate sides of the.
- 44:51Speaker 5: Court. Yeah do you think do you think that these
- 44:54Speaker 5: guys are more likely FAILED nba players or failed?
- 44:57Speaker 6: GYMNASTS i, think, uh to be, HONEST i think they
- 45:01Speaker 6: probably went first to see like the flyer. Sign, YEAH
- 45:06Speaker 6: i don't think these people ARE nba.
- 45:08Speaker 5: Guys do you like basketball and, yeah well we've got
- 45:13Speaker 5: something for.
- 45:14Speaker 1: You just a cast and. Call. YEAH i bet there's
- 45:17Speaker 1: some football players in there, too, though do that dunk
- 45:21Speaker 1: the slam?
- 45:22Speaker 5: Ball?
- 45:22Speaker 1: Yeah the guys that want to. Hit basketball players don't
- 45:25Speaker 1: want to hit or get hit for the most. PART
- 45:26Speaker 1: i love Hold i'm talking about. You that's all you
- 45:30Speaker 1: ever talked. ABOUT i, said why do you why person?
- 45:33Speaker 1: Football BECAUSE i didn't like to get.
- 45:35Speaker 7: Hit it seemed like you the way your eyebrows were
- 45:37Speaker 7: concocted there when you was talking at, uh, like, uh
- 45:41Speaker 7: the you meant basketball players aren't?
- 45:43Speaker 5: Physical don't put words in my. MIND i just looked like.
- 45:47Speaker 1: THAT i, said well a concoction had said nothing to
- 45:50Speaker 1: do with. That it was just THAT i don't think
- 45:52Speaker 1: they want to get tackled for the most. PART nba.
- 45:55Speaker 6: Guys, YEAH i, agree full body. TACKLE i, MEAN I
- 45:58Speaker 6: i could never play. Football i'd plaed to quit hockey
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- 47:14Speaker 6: YEAH i MEAN i played hockey for a, while and
- 47:16Speaker 6: then WHEN i got into like the, lead like the
- 47:17Speaker 6: league where you could start like, CHECKING i was, LIKE
- 47:20Speaker 6: i was also that was the WORST i. Was SO
- 47:22Speaker 6: i was on like the seed, team and then the
- 47:24Speaker 6: seed team would just be a combination of guys from
- 47:28Speaker 6: different sports who like guys that played football who were
- 47:31Speaker 6: LIKE i want something to do in the off, season
- 47:33Speaker 6: and they just wanted to hit, people and like they
- 47:34Speaker 6: didn't even know how to, skate AND i was like
- 47:36Speaker 6: probably like five foot, one and there'd be a dude
- 47:39Speaker 6: that was like one of the guys on our. Team
- 47:42Speaker 6: ended up going To Notre dame as like an. ALIGNMENT
- 47:47Speaker 6: i got wrecked and just went head.
- 47:50Speaker 5: First my.
- 47:50Speaker 6: LORDS i never thought, About oh YEAH i got off.
- 47:53Speaker 6: THAT i got off the ice and my parents were,
- 47:54Speaker 6: like you're, done.
- 47:55Speaker 5: Dude WHEN i went from middle school to high school
- 47:58Speaker 5: AND i tried out for the varsity. Team my freshman
- 48:00Speaker 5: year in high school is a completely different. Thing like
- 48:02Speaker 5: we weren't that physical in middle. School, yeah and then
- 48:04Speaker 5: all of a sudden it was like there were there
- 48:06Speaker 5: were guys on my team they're just. Meatheads and there
- 48:08Speaker 5: was in, particular there was a senior Named Matt ginn
- 48:12Speaker 5: and his whole purpose was to like teach the rookies
- 48:18Speaker 5: what they what zone of pain they'd entered.
- 48:21Speaker 6: It, yeah and his dad beat.
- 48:22Speaker 5: Him. Yeah, First i'll never forget like in, tryouts like
- 48:28Speaker 5: going for a ground ball and like picking it, up
- 48:31Speaker 5: passing it and getting hit like five seconds, late full
- 48:34Speaker 5: body check to the. Ground and the coach came over
- 48:37Speaker 5: and like lifted me up and he, goes don't let
- 48:39Speaker 5: them see you. Cry oh my, God AND i was
- 48:42Speaker 5: like WHAT i wasn't? Good NOW i will put that
- 48:45Speaker 5: in my, mind but, uh you, know this kid was
- 48:48Speaker 5: a fucking menace and absolute. Menace and Now i'm pretty
- 48:51Speaker 5: sure he has opened like a sushi restaurant In, Portland,
- 48:55Speaker 5: maine and it's getting written up in like The James
- 48:57Speaker 5: Beard awards and stuff like, that and it's SO i
- 49:01Speaker 5: cannot imagine someone with his his brutality becoming a precise
- 49:07Speaker 5: artist chef like you know yellowtail and.
- 49:10Speaker 6: Yeah sushi he. Was, yeah maybe he. Did he transferred
- 49:13Speaker 6: all of his rage to the. Culinary, yeah or he's just.
- 49:16Speaker 1: Stabbing the side of a HUGE.
- 49:21Speaker 6: I will, say like in all of the all the
- 49:24Speaker 6: years THAT i played, hockey like THE i played lacrosse
- 49:27Speaker 6: for like two, YEARS i think like every, time like
- 49:30Speaker 6: the amount LIKE.
- 49:31Speaker 5: I had, BEEN i got like.
- 49:32Speaker 6: SLASHED i took like pucks to like the center of my,
- 49:35Speaker 6: stomach like ship like. That nothing hurt more than playing
- 49:39Speaker 6: lacrosse for like half a, Game like half a game of,
- 49:42Speaker 6: LACROSSE i would be in more pain than my entire.
- 49:45Speaker 5: Career your foearms there there'd be a little gap between
- 49:48Speaker 5: your glove and your arm pads and they would just
- 49:52Speaker 5: hit right here with a metal. Pole, yeah so often
- 49:56Speaker 5: full slash on. PURPOSE i hit your stick in, theory
- 50:01Speaker 5: but that they know, that like it's hard to call
- 50:03Speaker 5: that you can get well technically it's not even really.
- 50:07Speaker 5: Illegal if they do like three wind ups in a
- 50:10Speaker 5: row and don't hit your, stick then they might get
- 50:12Speaker 5: called for a, slash but they'll get two free. ONES
- 50:16Speaker 5: i was.
- 50:16Speaker 6: PLAYING i remember they said it was just if they
- 50:17Speaker 6: two hand then it's. Illegal but if it's like a
- 50:21Speaker 6: if they're just like jabbing, you which that fucking. Kills,
- 50:23Speaker 6: Yeah like it doesn't look like it would, hurt but
- 50:26Speaker 6: like it, hurts.
- 50:27Speaker 5: DUDE i would GET i would get slashed on the
- 50:29Speaker 5: back below my shoulder, pads and you'd lift your shirt
- 50:33Speaker 5: up later and there would be a perfect outline of
- 50:36Speaker 5: the head of the lacrosse. Sticks sometimes if it was the,
- 50:39Speaker 5: side you'd actually read brine or warrior like on your.
- 50:44Speaker 6: Backs more physical than. HOCKEY i don't know if it's more.
- 50:47Speaker 6: PHYSICAL i think it's just there's less padding like in.
- 50:50Speaker 6: Lacrosse like, lacrosse it's like you have like this is
- 50:54Speaker 6: all just open and that's where they're attacking.
- 50:57Speaker 5: YOU i don't think lacrosse is more physical in. HOCKEY
- 51:00Speaker 5: i think hockey is more physical for a few. Reasons,
- 51:03Speaker 5: one in, lacrosse we don't have, boards so you know
- 51:07Speaker 5: they're hitting each other to the other end of the,
- 51:09Speaker 5: boards which is pretty. Dangerous seems like a bigger space
- 51:12Speaker 5: to run around. Into, yeah you get hitting, lacrosse you're
- 51:14Speaker 5: just flying off into space or like parents or something.
- 51:18Speaker 6: Getting hit into the boards though it doesn't actually.
- 51:20Speaker 5: Hurt that's what everyone says until you, realize like people
- 51:22Speaker 5: get paralyzed that.
- 51:23Speaker 6: Way it's like that you when you get IN i
- 51:26Speaker 6: think it's. Fun what is like The bantams is the,
- 51:29Speaker 6: league the age group where you start hitting and In.
- 51:32Speaker 6: Bantams before you sign up For, bantams they make you
- 51:35Speaker 6: go and take a bunch of courses on like how
- 51:37Speaker 6: to get hit properly and like how to take a. Check,
- 51:40Speaker 6: yeah stuff like.
- 51:41Speaker 5: That your buddy should teach that class how to get fucked? Up? Yeah.
- 51:46Speaker 1: Yeah did you guys have people in your high school
- 51:50Speaker 1: that at like parties or even early in college that
- 51:53Speaker 1: would just like tackle. Somebody oh, yeah you're just like
- 51:57Speaker 1: standing around and then someone just like spears the fuck
- 52:00Speaker 1: someone was just standing, still.
- 52:01Speaker 6: Just randomly getting. Physical yeah, yeah you had all the.
- 52:05Speaker 5: TIME i hated. THAT i didn't like people, who when
- 52:08Speaker 5: they were drunk would like hug me too. HARD i hate.
- 52:13Speaker 5: THAT i hate the physical bruising guys who were like
- 52:17Speaker 5: trying to, like you, KNOW i hate being tickled or.
- 52:21Speaker 6: Whatever the great sketch about the what is? It it's, Like,
- 52:25Speaker 6: uh it's like you're one friend who starts getting weirdly,
- 52:27Speaker 6: physical like when when the hoes get.
- 52:29Speaker 5: Around oh, yeah.
- 52:33Speaker 1: It's, like, bro what are you?
- 52:34Speaker 6: Doing but it is like that's pretty much all of
- 52:40Speaker 6: middle school and high school is you just have one
- 52:42Speaker 6: friend who just consistently is just punching, you. Dick, yeah
- 52:45Speaker 6: and you're just like what are you, doing?
- 52:47Speaker 5: Dude and you can fight and beat everybody up the dude.
- 52:51Speaker 1: Tackled we're like dudes who could like beat people. Up
- 52:53Speaker 1: and then they would just like tackle somebody who's like
- 52:55Speaker 1: really drunk into like a, chair like a folding. Chair
- 53:00Speaker 1: you just got like bundled to that.
- 53:02Speaker 5: Person not do anything, back.
- 53:04Speaker 1: No because they're probably like skinnier and like super. Drunk
- 53:07Speaker 1: OR i don't. Know it's just like everyone's like. Laughing they're,
- 53:09Speaker 1: LIKE i don't, know THAT'S i think that's just a
- 53:11Speaker 1: tactical boys fucking his friends laughing as he got.
- 53:15Speaker 5: Tackled, yeah that was the, worst.
- 53:32Speaker 6: Bro, yeah that ship is.
- 53:33Speaker 5: Annoying it's.
- 53:34Speaker 1: Brutal it is a thing though very. Consistently, YEAH i
- 53:39Speaker 1: guess just insecure insecure, dude OR i don't. Know oh my,
- 53:47Speaker 1: god it's pretty.
- 53:48Speaker 6: Funny how funny it is with no audio, Too, yeah
- 53:51Speaker 6: you still get.
- 53:52Speaker 5: It that's how you know he's really.
- 53:53Speaker 1: Good, yeah he's really got. It do you do you
- 53:56Speaker 1: look down on him for not going on the. STAGE
- 53:58Speaker 1: i know he tells a story About Kevin hart being,
- 53:59Speaker 1: like what are you really going to step up and
- 54:01Speaker 1: get in the, ring basically being, like you're not a
- 54:04Speaker 1: real comedian unless you get on stage and tell.
- 54:06Speaker 6: JOKES i would Say Drew ski's funnier than like ninety
- 54:08Speaker 6: nine percent of.
- 54:09Speaker 5: Comedians, HONESTLY i admire him more for not Going. Yeah,
- 54:13Speaker 5: yeah it's like he knows is what he's incredible at
- 54:17Speaker 5: and doesn't do that obvious thing where it's, like, Yeah
- 54:19Speaker 5: i've done some funny. Movies i'm gonna let's go do
- 54:21Speaker 5: some stand. Up.
- 54:22Speaker 6: Yeah time to tour the.
- 54:23Speaker 1: World yeah he did have a tour, though he.
- 54:26Speaker 6: Did he was like opening for like J cole was,
- 54:30Speaker 6: yeah Like windors got on yeah, yeah like right when
- 54:33Speaker 6: he was like first blowing.
- 54:34Speaker 1: Out oh hell yeah really. MAN i think he's pretty.
- 54:38Speaker 6: YOUNG i remember finding him IN i was a freshman
- 54:42Speaker 6: in college and he was posting. Videos he had like
- 54:47Speaker 6: all these like the original video that he blew up
- 54:49Speaker 6: FROM i think was the one where he was like
- 54:50Speaker 6: a frat. Dude he just plays like a frat, dude
- 54:53Speaker 6: and he's just itching his balls the whole.
- 54:55Speaker 1: Time so he's like getting his under. Under, yeah, dude
- 55:01Speaker 1: you guys gotta. Go are you brother? Here who do
- 55:05Speaker 1: you know? Here that shit is so. Funny. Yeah did
- 55:10Speaker 1: you ever have to kick people out of a house
- 55:11Speaker 1: Party francis or like a frat party or social club,
- 55:15Speaker 1: party finals club?
- 55:17Speaker 5: Party? No, No AND i waited until you got it.
- 55:21Speaker 5: RIGHT i was in.
- 55:23Speaker 1: THERE i KNOW i.
- 55:24Speaker 5: Didn't we. DIDN'T i didn't like run the door or
- 55:27Speaker 5: anything like. That we were lucky we didn't have to do.
- 55:29Speaker 5: That we just had like a guy we called. It
- 55:32Speaker 5: they were called, stewards who were like were, staff but
- 55:38Speaker 5: they paid you, know salaries and, stuff and they were.
- 55:40Speaker 5: Adults one of them had a, gun dang, shit and
- 55:45Speaker 5: he ran the, door.
- 55:46Speaker 1: Made a bouncer with a gun and he was running
- 55:48Speaker 1: the door.
- 55:49Speaker 5: Well BECAUSE i mean we were in the middle Of
- 55:51Speaker 5: cambridge and like the door was right to the. Street
- 55:55Speaker 5: so like sometimes we'd have parties and like homemost dude
- 55:58Speaker 5: we'd try to come, yea and you have to shoot.
- 56:01Speaker 6: Him you have to kill, them.
- 56:02Speaker 5: Shoot him in the leg it's like, no now he's
- 56:05Speaker 5: limping on both. Sides, yeah did you ever have did.
- 56:09Speaker 6: You guys ever get kicked like not kicked, out but
- 56:11Speaker 6: like not allowed into a.
- 56:13Speaker 5: Party all the.
- 56:14Speaker 6: Time, yeah it's the worst.
- 56:15Speaker 5: That happened all the. TIME i took but, wow why
- 56:17Speaker 5: wouldn't you be?
- 56:18Speaker 6: ALLOWED i took mental notes every time So i'll remember that. Face,
- 56:21Speaker 6: YEAH i wrote it down and put it on my. Wall,
- 56:23Speaker 6: yeah let me get your full government name real quick
- 56:26Speaker 6: BEFORE i. Bounce i'm gonna keep track of you for
- 56:30Speaker 6: the rest of your.
- 56:31Speaker 5: Life why were we allowed?
- 56:32Speaker 9: It?
- 56:33Speaker 6: Yeah and you just go to parties and people are like,
- 56:35Speaker 6: no and you're, like we're at. Capacity, bro didn't expect
- 56:39Speaker 6: that to. Happen club house parties like? That, yeah CLUB i, mean,
- 56:44Speaker 6: yeah that.
- 56:44Speaker 5: Happened don't you just circle back around trade, sir.
- 56:52Speaker 1: Not necessarily?
- 56:53Speaker 5: Guns yeah, yeah something yeah.
- 56:55Speaker 6: Done now that's what you want to do as a.
- 56:58Speaker 6: Kid but we never really had the uh the option
- 57:01Speaker 6: to light it, up BUT i. WOULD i mean, now, YEAH.
- 57:04Speaker 1: I know At Penn state there wo'd be frat parties
- 57:06Speaker 1: and like football players want to get in and they
- 57:09Speaker 1: just want to fucking braw brall with the fat frat,
- 57:11Speaker 1: brothers the football players against the frat brothers on the. Lawn,
- 57:14Speaker 1: TYLER i know you saw that SHIP i.
- 57:16Speaker 5: Mean thing because they were taking them.
- 57:18Speaker 7: Abroad the, girls, yeah probably had something to, do but
- 57:21Speaker 7: there's so many girls in there probably, yeah not.
- 57:23Speaker 1: Enough and they're all for the. Brothers, sorry it was
- 57:27Speaker 1: all for the home, team not for you bro have
- 57:31Speaker 1: your own party.
- 57:32Speaker 6: COLLEGE i never really got it BECAUSE i didn't go
- 57:34Speaker 6: to a college that had like greek.
- 57:36Speaker 5: Life BUT.
- 57:39Speaker 6: I definitely remember in high school being like a parties
- 57:42Speaker 6: that we clearly weren't invited, to And bow was a
- 57:46Speaker 6: big like let's just go if they're not going to,
- 57:48Speaker 6: care and then we'd go and they'd be like, no
- 57:51Speaker 6: and then we'd be, like that's exactly WHAT i thought
- 57:53Speaker 6: was gonna. Happen, yeah it's a terrible. Feeling, yeah and
- 57:55Speaker 6: then just slowly walk back to the.
- 57:57Speaker 5: Car you want to know something FUNNY i mentioned. Earlier
- 58:00Speaker 5: So riggs is A barcel, guy you, know of, course
- 58:04Speaker 5: And riggs was a class ahead of me WHEN i
- 58:07Speaker 5: got To, harvard and he was at a club called The,
- 58:09Speaker 5: delphic and as a, freshman they were one of the
- 58:12Speaker 5: few clubs that kind of had a more open door,
- 58:15Speaker 5: policy specifically to their basement, parties which were really fun
- 58:18Speaker 5: and very, often since he was a, sophomore he would
- 58:22Speaker 5: be the guy at the. Door AND i will say
- 58:24Speaker 5: probably he was very nice about. It he was like
- 58:29Speaker 5: the one guy who would be, like, yeah come on,
- 58:31Speaker 5: in like to everyone kind of oh, really yeah that
- 58:33Speaker 5: was my. Memory that's, good.
- 58:35Speaker 6: That's hilarious of. HIM i would not have imagined that at,
- 58:38Speaker 6: all you, know the, Opposite, YEAH i would have said the.
- 58:40Speaker 5: Opposite he was pretty. Cool were are your? Hoes who
- 58:44Speaker 5: do you? KNOW i mean we would just, yeah we'd
- 58:47Speaker 5: be like five little freshman dudes showing up and'd be,
- 58:49Speaker 5: like all, right come, on what about? Today ever asked
- 58:51Speaker 5: for like twenty, bucks five bucks something like?
- 58:53Speaker 1: That uh not.
- 58:54Speaker 5: REALLY i mean these clubs had, budgets they had slush,
- 58:57Speaker 5: funds so they would cover the costs of the. Kagger,
- 59:00Speaker 5: EVER i know.
- 59:01Speaker 1: You never had a problem getting into a party At.
- 59:03Speaker 7: FLORIDA i didn't go to many, parties but the ones
- 59:06Speaker 7: That i've never been, told no one type shit is?
- 59:10Speaker 1: That but even you weren't, drinking so like you drink at.
- 59:14Speaker 1: All you went into a party At florida and just posted.
- 59:18Speaker 6: Up you Never you didn't drink when you were younger, either, never,
- 59:21Speaker 6: Never so it.
- 59:22Speaker 5: Sucked it.
- 59:23Speaker 1: Wasn't it was probably like it's probably like an annoying,
- 59:26Speaker 1: energy like going to A florida party and everybody's ship
- 59:29Speaker 1: face and also there's a.
- 59:30Speaker 7: Cocaine it was probably. Pure nobody's smoking some. Dope, yeah
- 59:33Speaker 7: somewhere in a party you found. That, Yeah i'm not
- 59:36Speaker 7: going to go in a stand and watch y'all drink
- 59:37Speaker 7: and funk.
- 59:38Speaker 5: Around, yeah, like hell YEAH i. Would. YEAH i love
- 59:41Speaker 5: the image of someone holding a clipboard at a door
- 59:43Speaker 5: and you're, like he's, Like i'm not seeing white. Here something.
- 59:48Speaker 5: Else try, chocolate chocolate. Either, jason we got a lot Of.
- 59:54Speaker 5: Jason well ONE.
- 59:55Speaker 1: I would never show up with just.
- 59:57Speaker 7: Me, yeah with a bunch of black guys, probably, yeah.
- 1:00:01Speaker 7: Athlete so, yeah we're good to.
- 1:00:02Speaker 5: Go that's.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: Cool we're getting in. Here who's on the football team
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: at that?
- 1:00:07Speaker 5: Time And Fred? Taylor oh, Show danny warfol was the.
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: Quarterback oh that's.
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: Sick anyboddies with those guys at?
- 1:00:13Speaker 5: All what's?
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: That were you friends with those guys at?
- 1:00:15Speaker 5: All of? Course?
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: Amazing, yeah we.
- 1:00:18Speaker 5: Had a lot of classes. TOGETHER i have a two part.
- 1:00:20Speaker 5: Question do you have more black friends than white? Friends
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: and if, so why don't you like? Us?
- 1:00:28Speaker 7: NOW i THINK i probably have more white, friends like
- 1:00:31Speaker 7: a friend is, LIKE i, mean too many black guys at.
- 1:00:33Speaker 7: Golf let's be, REAL i play a lot of. Golf,
- 1:00:35Speaker 7: yeah so, Yeah i'm gonna go with white.
- 1:00:39Speaker 6: Good that's WHAT i wanted to. Hear, YEAH i would
- 1:00:42Speaker 6: have been fine with. Either you would Have, YEAH i
- 1:00:45Speaker 6: don't have a. Preference we're just, people, Right, yeah. Exactly
- 1:00:48Speaker 6: and SEE i was hoping able to read.
- 1:00:49Speaker 5: The, same are right blood is? Read yeah.
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: Exactly got these fellows and they.
- 1:00:56Speaker 5: Bleed i'm having a. LOT i got a question for.
- 1:00:58Speaker 5: You you got all these questions for. Me you Were
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: i've said. This you were SOMEONE i really admired as a.
- 1:01:04Speaker 5: Kid so it's very fun for me to talk to.
- 1:01:05Speaker 5: YOU i appreciate. That is that just BECAUSE i was
- 1:01:07Speaker 5: a white guy and was, athletic probably you made me.
- 1:01:11Speaker 5: DREAM i love.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: It but you were doing cool ship. Though you weren't
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: your garden variety white. Guy you Weren't Greg oaster Tag.
- 1:01:17Speaker 5: NO i was a Huge Steve nash fan, too but he.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: Was doing cool shit, too, Though like there's there's lumbering white.
- 1:01:24Speaker 5: Guys Vitally potapanco loved.
- 1:01:27Speaker 7: Him he Was he reminded me of that, guy the
- 1:01:31Speaker 7: sushi owner, Now, MacKinnon i bet You potapinko was like
- 1:01:34Speaker 7: that growing.
- 1:01:35Speaker 9: UP i, Wonder, YEAH i bet. You where's he from?
- 1:01:37Speaker 9: Though Like ukraine or Like. Slovenias, YEAH i learned.
- 1:01:41Speaker 5: To dribble with. Bayonets you know WHAT i. Mean that's probably.
- 1:01:47Speaker 5: Dribble but, no the question when a were we going
- 1:01:51Speaker 5: to play some? Golf, Yes SO i have a direct
- 1:01:53Speaker 5: answer for that my course That i'm so excited to
- 1:01:56Speaker 5: show You Bayone Golf. Club uh redid the entire fourth
- 1:02:00Speaker 5: green this, year and the new green is opening this
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: week the first week Of. MAY i didn't want to
- 1:02:06Speaker 5: bring you there when they had a temporary green on
- 1:02:08Speaker 5: the middle of the. FAIRWAY i want you to see
- 1:02:10Speaker 5: the course in all it's. Splendor so, anytime starting like
- 1:02:14Speaker 5: next week, ON i will be thrilled to have. You,
- 1:02:17Speaker 5: well what temperatures do you like to play golf? In you, know?
- 1:02:20Speaker 5: SEVENTIES i got slow as you go Seventy, NO i
- 1:02:25Speaker 5: would GO i would play in fifty degree. Weather But
- 1:02:28Speaker 5: I'm i'm, assuming, like what's. Ideal, yea you look for,
- 1:02:31Speaker 5: warm you wanted to be, hot you're looking for like.
- 1:02:33Speaker 5: NINETIES i don't mind, that But i'd rather be. Eighties,
- 1:02:36Speaker 5: yeah then Probably june would be the right time to wait. For,
- 1:02:39Speaker 5: honestly they do their big member guests In, june so
- 1:02:42Speaker 5: that's probably when the course is at a purist let's
- 1:02:45Speaker 5: do it. THEN i would like to do it more than.
- 1:02:47Speaker 5: Once OH i would too, great but at a year.
- 1:02:50Speaker 5: Course let's go when it's, warm. Bingo it starts with.
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: One you got to get one in.
- 1:02:54Speaker 5: First we'll get one one. In, yeah so easy for
- 1:02:57Speaker 5: you because AS i, said you'll. Come you'll come, in
- 1:03:02Speaker 5: find A newark or, whatever come to your. Pod then
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: we'll go out on the boat over there and then
- 1:03:08Speaker 5: you'll take the uber from the course to uh back
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: To newark and it's like ten minutes from the.
- 1:03:13Speaker 9: Course only four side and'll be good to. Go i'll
- 1:03:16Speaker 9: just solidify the. Deal deal four a. Side, yeah that's.
- 1:03:20Speaker 9: Generous four a.
- 1:03:21Speaker 6: Side i'm playing good right. Now that's.
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: Why. No But i'm saying, like you don't deserve that
- 1:03:27Speaker 5: many strokes off. Me if you're a, ten what are you?
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: FIVE i would, say Like i'm probably supposed to give
- 1:03:33Speaker 5: you three a, side two to three a, side not
- 1:03:36Speaker 5: using your. Math, okay we can do, four especially since
- 1:03:39Speaker 5: IT'S i home.
- 1:03:41Speaker 6: What you back down quick on?
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: THAT i have faith he might Be he might be a, sandbagger, though.
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: Could SASSIN i play you and row and? Golf, yeah
- 1:03:50Speaker 5: that would be pretty, fair probably like we do like a.
- 1:03:53Speaker 5: Shamble but he's, good, though we'll do like a. Scramble
- 1:03:57Speaker 5: but he's. Good i'm better enough Than harry at then
- 1:04:01Speaker 5: hearing the last, time most. Likely but but what we would,
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: do but putting is really where it because we'd have
- 1:04:09Speaker 5: you putt, first which would show me the. Line and
- 1:04:12Speaker 5: that's a huge. Advantage, GOD i got.
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: It So i'm actually super important in this. Putting you
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: also make the teams even.
- 1:04:20Speaker 6: Yeah, EXACTLY i feel good about.
- 1:04:21Speaker 7: Yourself someone has to be the fourth, best, exactly and
- 1:04:24Speaker 7: that's only three away from the.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: Best So i'm like right there with.
- 1:04:27Speaker 8: You.
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: Guys you got some time, too you could practice. Before,
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: yeah let's set that. Up, okay, well, scramble where do
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: you want To where do you guys want to? Scramble?
- 1:04:35Speaker 5: THOUGH i can see if we could do it At
- 1:04:38Speaker 5: michael no, NO i don't want To.
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: Sully your, Course i'm Gonna i'm gonna rip that bitch.
- 1:04:43Speaker 5: Up we. MIGHT i want to go To, florida that's,
- 1:04:45Speaker 5: easy let me, know But i'll. Go But i'm Getting
- 1:04:48Speaker 5: getting in and out Of orlando is.
- 1:04:50Speaker 6: Not i'm not doing the. NIGHT i would stay the,
- 1:04:52Speaker 6: night but i would.
- 1:04:53Speaker 7: Go, listen let me help you all with m C.
- 1:04:55Speaker 7: O if you in and out of m C O Orlando,
- 1:04:57Speaker 7: airport you gotta leave early in the.
- 1:04:58Speaker 5: Morning oh leave. Early problem Is i'm On harry goes
- 1:05:03Speaker 5: to bed early in the. Morning, yeah, yeah that's a.
- 1:05:05Speaker 5: Problem if you Told harry you were, like you got
- 1:05:09Speaker 5: you guys are going to take a six. Am he's
- 1:05:11Speaker 5: like a Red? Eye do you want me on a Red?
- 1:05:14Speaker 5: Eye Red? Eyes why WOULD i do?
- 1:05:17Speaker 6: That?
- 1:05:17Speaker 9: Oh?
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: Man do you mess with video games at?
- 1:05:19Speaker 5: All not?
- 1:05:20Speaker 6: Really, No NOW i feel like you'd enjoy.
- 1:05:22Speaker 7: THEM i used to play Like Tiger woods golf on a.
- 1:05:25Speaker 7: PlayStation oh so you're just you just love, Golf, yeah you.
- 1:05:28Speaker 7: Do you just part of you wish you were a
- 1:05:29Speaker 7: pro golfer instead of.
- 1:05:30Speaker 5: Basketball not, really because all that that's that's all me
- 1:05:33Speaker 5: is nobody to. Blame It's it's.
- 1:05:35Speaker 6: True that is.
- 1:05:36Speaker 5: TRUE i think those individual sports are such a fucking. Mass,
- 1:05:40Speaker 5: mentally it's a. Mess all those people get fucked up,
- 1:05:44Speaker 5: well because if you screw, up it's your fault. Entirely
- 1:05:49Speaker 5: there's never anyone to be around being like we got,
- 1:05:51Speaker 5: you you, Know and a lot of these people are
- 1:05:53Speaker 5: coached by their. Parents that just always seems to be the,
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: way and like they often the parents are like also their.
- 1:05:59Speaker 5: Man so if you don't win a tournament as a
- 1:06:02Speaker 5: sixteen year, old, like there goes that month's mortgage. Payment,
- 1:06:06Speaker 5: yeah you know for the house's christ's.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: Hard, yeah it's, hard and there's probably no one to
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: share the glory. With, like you probably win something you're, like,
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: OH i want to share this with, somebody and then
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: someone's celebrating with you and you're, like even fucking that's.
- 1:06:19Speaker 6: BAD i think that might be the best part of.
- 1:06:21Speaker 6: It when you, win you're, like it's just me up,
- 1:06:24Speaker 6: here LIKE i did this all.
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: Myself that's How Jalen brown feels every single time that
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: he plays in The. Celtics he hates to share the.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: Glory So Jason tatum's, here.
- 1:06:35Speaker 5: But we won a.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: Championship that gets art of.
- 1:06:37Speaker 6: HIM i want.
- 1:06:37Speaker 5: J brown off the.
- 1:06:38Speaker 7: TEAM i think golfers share a little bit of what's
- 1:06:43Speaker 7: the Word i'm looking, for happiness with their.
- 1:06:45Speaker 6: Caddy, yeah, yeah.
- 1:06:46Speaker 5: Yeah well the caddy also GETS i think it's ten
- 1:06:48Speaker 5: percent of whatever their winnings. Are so if you win
- 1:06:51Speaker 5: The masters and you're on the bag of the, winner
- 1:06:54Speaker 5: that's what four hundred grand something like? That pretty good.
- 1:06:57Speaker 5: Week what's the prize for winning The? Masters twenty? Million
- 1:07:01Speaker 5: if it, Is i'm way. BEHIND i didn't think it
- 1:07:04Speaker 5: was that.
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: Much twenty, Million, yeah four and.
- 1:07:10Speaker 5: A, half and maybe just share the.
- 1:07:12Speaker 6: Totals, yeah the first place only gets four and a.
- 1:07:18Speaker 6: Half fit one fourth of the.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: Prize that's less than one fourth brother round was.
- 1:07:24Speaker 5: Round but this is where like, yeah, like, look you
- 1:07:27Speaker 5: second place gets it would drive me. Nuts, yeah let's
- 1:07:31Speaker 5: sen the winner get that in the second place get?
- 1:07:32Speaker 6: There, yeah that would drive me in. Whane the winner
- 1:07:36Speaker 6: is only getting two million, dollars but nobody second.
- 1:07:39Speaker 5: Place, look there's nobody remembers the second place winners really
- 1:07:43Speaker 5: of The. Masters in the second, place, guys somebody. Chokes
- 1:07:45Speaker 5: but my point, being you win a green jacket at The,
- 1:07:48Speaker 5: masters your sponsorship opportunities, go yeah to a completely different.
- 1:07:52Speaker 6: Level it's definitely.
- 1:07:53Speaker 5: True there's like your your your pedigree is a marketing.
- 1:07:57Speaker 5: Figure i'm with, you But i'm with sas. Too like
- 1:07:59Speaker 5: the winner should get.
- 1:08:01Speaker 6: MORE i think it should be like ten million winter take.
- 1:08:03Speaker 6: All yeah, no and then maybe that second place gets
- 1:08:05Speaker 6: too many.
- 1:08:06Speaker 5: Because everybody else got to get a little piece. Somehow but,
- 1:08:09Speaker 5: well what's crazy always to me is that like guys
- 1:08:12Speaker 5: who are, not you, know fighting for a second or
- 1:08:14Speaker 5: like let's say you're fighting for third or, whatever and
- 1:08:17Speaker 5: you're in a really good, spot but you're not. Contending
- 1:08:20Speaker 5: if you have like a four or five foot putt on,
- 1:08:23Speaker 5: eighteen that doesn't matter for the. Tournament missing that could
- 1:08:27Speaker 5: still mean you've now lost five hundred, grand right yeah
- 1:08:31Speaker 5: yeah into your. Pocket Like i'm, thinking like the last
- 1:08:35Speaker 5: the top twenty should get the. Money everybody else should
- 1:08:38Speaker 5: just get like their.
- 1:08:39Speaker 6: Expenses yeah, yeah you get a free slide. Home yeah.
- 1:08:43Speaker 5: Yeah if you make the, cut you're in the. MONEY
- 1:08:45Speaker 5: i think that's how it.
- 1:08:46Speaker 4: Works, YEAH i don't think the last fifty fourth place
- 1:08:49Speaker 4: should get what's that fifty four thousand or?
- 1:08:51Speaker 6: CRAZY i don't think they, should ya all they did
- 1:08:53Speaker 6: to show, up yes's?
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: RIGHT i don't even think that none of them should
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: really be getting paid except for the, Winner like they
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: should have other, jobs because like you, can you can
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: already afford to play. Golf, like, yeah, yeah you're already playing.
- 1:09:05Speaker 5: Golf i'm not so sure they all can afford to play,
- 1:09:07Speaker 5: golf you don't. THINK i don't.
- 1:09:11Speaker 6: KNOW i, mean what's, so what's the biggest prize for
- 1:09:15Speaker 6: first place in the whole?
- 1:09:16Speaker 5: Season it's The Players championship and what's? THAT i don't.
- 1:09:19Speaker 5: Know you got to look that up, too.
- 1:09:21Speaker 7: Well The FedEx cup they have that, too that's points. System,
- 1:09:24Speaker 7: YEAH i think it's like ten used to be. TEN
- 1:09:26Speaker 7: i don't know what it is.
- 1:09:27Speaker 5: That it's a.
- 1:09:27Speaker 6: Lot now all these are going up by the, way
- 1:09:29Speaker 6: everything for the overnight, shippings Live.
- 1:09:33Speaker 5: Players, championship first.
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: Prize immediate shipping anywhere in the. World oh.
- 1:09:40Speaker 5: That's kind of. SURPRISING i thought it was more.
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: Shout out To Matt fitzpatrick second, place.
- 1:09:45Speaker 5: Fifth place Almost, yeah, no that's not, right.
- 1:09:47Speaker 6: Bro like If i'm second, Place i'm going up to
- 1:09:49Speaker 6: first place And i'm being, like you barely got more
- 1:09:51Speaker 6: money than. Me, yeah, congrats but you're not really gonna get.
- 1:09:56Speaker 5: Much, yeah But hold on a. Minute look at. THIS
- 1:09:58Speaker 5: i THINK i think those who got fifth are splitting
- 1:10:03Speaker 5: nine hundred and twenty five thousand dollars Among.
- 1:10:06Speaker 6: So they got three of.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: Them, yeah they got Bone, no but presumably making more
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: money than.
- 1:10:12Speaker 5: THEM i doubt it would be that if there was
- 1:10:15Speaker 5: a sole person in, six they would get the whole.
- 1:10:17Speaker 5: THING i don't think it would work out that.
- 1:10:19Speaker 6: Way that would be the, worst the worst set up.
- 1:10:22Speaker 6: Imaginable if you were, Good, yeah you better.
- 1:10:27Speaker 7: FIRST i mean you gotta you gotta at least win
- 1:10:29Speaker 7: once or twice to get some.
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: Endorsements, yeah, yeah imagine coming in fucking first, place but
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: you're going back To. California, no, yeah we.
- 1:10:37Speaker 5: Gotta get you in the internet. Invitation that's oh my,
- 1:10:41Speaker 5: god you'd be fantastic in. That do you know about that?
- 1:10:44Speaker 5: Tournament does a fat hog? Part DO i get my?
- 1:10:49Speaker 5: Strokes my? Handcacked? No but it's ALL i, mean, dude
- 1:10:52Speaker 5: it's all done in a way that should make it not,
- 1:10:56Speaker 5: Matter like THE i was way worse than so, many
- 1:11:00Speaker 5: but on my team was the best player in the.
- 1:11:02Speaker 5: Tournament oh, so how did you get that guy on your?
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: Team we just when it got down to the final.
- 1:11:07Speaker 5: Twelve we split ourselves into teams of, three and there
- 1:11:10Speaker 5: was a long discussion about how to make that fair
- 1:11:13Speaker 5: well when you just do, handicaps because, like did you
- 1:11:17Speaker 5: guys there were women in the field who don't hit
- 1:11:19Speaker 5: it as far and you need to do account for
- 1:11:21Speaker 5: like wanting someone on the team to be a long ball,
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: hitter and.
- 1:11:24Speaker 4: But don't they you to play up a. Tea we
- 1:11:26Speaker 4: all played from the same. Teas that's the way the
- 1:11:28Speaker 4: world should. BE i, Agree, YEAH i kind of. Agree
- 1:11:31Speaker 4: why you.
- 1:11:33Speaker 7: Know, uh a woman accountant gets paid just as much
- 1:11:36Speaker 7: as a man, accountant do?
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: They sure some places we should all be able to
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: swim in the same, pool is what you're. Saying, yeah
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: wait a, second water.
- 1:11:45Speaker 6: Fountains i'm glad.
- 1:11:46Speaker 5: We've come all the way back to like gender equality and.
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: Sports, yeah and you have a completely different take on.
- 1:11:51Speaker 5: It how was the course, though the spectacular Pains Valley
- 1:11:56Speaker 5: Tiger woods designed. It, yeah that whole, Place uh what's
- 1:11:59Speaker 5: it called a big big cedar is. Great there's a
- 1:12:03Speaker 5: number of really cool courses there is that is that
- 1:12:06Speaker 5: the course with the like the nineteenth hole with The Alan, Green,
- 1:12:09Speaker 5: yeah and that's. Yeah and then there's also a brand
- 1:12:12Speaker 5: new par three course that opened, up which was really.
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: Cool that was where we did the. SEMIFINALS i came
- 1:12:17Speaker 5: this close to hitting a hole in one for one
- 1:12:19Speaker 5: hundred thousand. Dollars par three.
- 1:12:20Speaker 6: Courses can break. You, yeah they can break you mentally
- 1:12:23Speaker 6: because you go into that being, Like i'm gonna play unbelievable,
- 1:12:27Speaker 6: today and then you're three t shots in a row
- 1:12:31Speaker 6: straight into the fucking. Hazard yeah that's, golf and you're,
- 1:12:34Speaker 6: like Now i'm double par, immediately golf Are it's.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: Golf that's why we got to get, out, Bro that's
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: why we got to get out To Best page or some.
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: Shit gotta get out To black.
- 1:12:45Speaker 5: Too hey, guys it's big.
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- 1:12:50Speaker 11: cities anything can, happen flat, tires endless, traffic stopping to
- 1:12:53Speaker 11: see a fifty foot wooden. Alligator BUT i suspect everything
- 1:12:57Speaker 11: actually happens for a, Recess like is grit week really
- 1:13:00Speaker 11: a time to visit different training camps or is it
- 1:13:02Speaker 11: just an excuse to check out different places to get
- 1:13:04Speaker 11: a Reass and when we stopped a fuel up or
- 1:13:06Speaker 11: are we really stopping to refuel on REases after countless
- 1:13:10Speaker 11: miles thinking about chocolate and peanut. Butter it all starts
- 1:13:13Speaker 11: to make sense that everything happens for a Reass.
- 1:13:16Speaker 5: You know what was.
- 1:13:17Speaker 6: FUNNY i did A i played in a tournament at
- 1:13:19Speaker 6: a par three course WHEN i was in high, school
- 1:13:22Speaker 6: and people found it. Online but it doesn't say that
- 1:13:27Speaker 6: it's a par three, course so everyone's, like he actually
- 1:13:29Speaker 6: played pretty? Well how BAD i did? That the score
- 1:13:39Speaker 6: is closer to like par for playing a full eighteen
- 1:13:43Speaker 6: like a regular course than it is to par.
- 1:13:45Speaker 5: Three you have a, Handicap, NO i haven't played.
- 1:13:49Speaker 6: TWENTY i MEAN i.
- 1:13:52Speaker 5: Think if you like went to the driving range two
- 1:13:54Speaker 5: days in a, row, YEAH i think you Get you
- 1:13:57Speaker 5: could playoff of like fifteen eighteen something like. That fifteen. Probably,
- 1:14:02Speaker 5: dude your short game was better than.
- 1:14:05Speaker 6: Mine my short game's.
- 1:14:07Speaker 5: Money he was nipping wedges on off tit lies around
- 1:14:10Speaker 5: the green three he grew up. Exactly.
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:14:14Speaker 6: YEAH i used to just chip. Balls that's ALL i would.
- 1:14:16Speaker 5: DO i can't chip save my. LIFE i love.
- 1:14:18Speaker 6: Chipping love a flop, shot.
- 1:14:20Speaker 5: Hate, it love. It give me the bunker all, Day,
- 1:14:24Speaker 5: yeah the.
- 1:14:25Speaker 6: Bunker WHEN i get in the, BUNKER i just pick it.
- 1:14:28Speaker 5: Up you do. Over you don't have to hit the
- 1:14:30Speaker 5: BALL i.
- 1:14:31Speaker 6: DO i don't know how to do. IT i only
- 1:14:34Speaker 6: know how to hit a fairway bunker.
- 1:14:35Speaker 5: Shot that's. Talent well that's.
- 1:14:37Speaker 6: That you just hit it, normally.
- 1:14:40Speaker 5: Just that, easy just that. Easy thank you for coming, On, Jay,
- 1:14:44Speaker 5: well thanks for having. ME i think this was really.
- 1:14:46Speaker 5: Fun we appreciate you coming on and uh check out
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- 1:15:15Speaker 7: me and assass are ready for whenever.
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