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- 0:03Speaker 1: Okay, let's go, boys.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Man, I am funy tired. No, yeah, unfortunately, yah already.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast today.
- 0:22Speaker 2: It is August third, it's three fifteen pm and we
- 0:26Speaker 2: are here live from HQ three. Welcome back. How are
- 0:30Speaker 2: we doing everybody?
- 0:32Speaker 1: I don't know, man, Yeah, okay, I'm a little disappointed
- 0:36Speaker 1: in my golf right now. It's a mess. It's a mess.
- 0:42Speaker 2: We can't afford that right now. It is.
- 0:44Speaker 1: There's no fucking stot, there's no I don't know how
- 0:49Speaker 1: to find my way forward. I probably feel about my
- 0:52Speaker 1: golf the way that you feel about you felt about
- 0:55Speaker 1: your video games.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Oh yeah, probably I feel helpless. Yeah, that's how I felt.
- 0:59Speaker 1: And I can't stop.
- 1:01Speaker 2: I stopped.
- 1:02Speaker 1: I can't. There's too much on the line.
- 1:06Speaker 2: You might honestly, I bet your best move right now
- 1:08Speaker 2: is just just not play until the invitation.
- 1:09Speaker 1: I thought about that.
- 1:10Speaker 2: Just go out there and just hope for the best. Sometimes,
- 1:13Speaker 2: you know how you just you'd just have like one
- 1:14Speaker 2: of those like miracle rounds.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Correct, but it's not. It's not one round. No, you'd
- 1:20Speaker 3: have to have a miracle weeks.
- 1:24Speaker 1: I am when the best round of golf weirdly that
- 1:27Speaker 1: I've ever played in my entire life. I hate to
- 1:30Speaker 1: say this was on hallucinogenic mushroom chocolates. Did I talk
- 1:35Speaker 1: about that?
- 1:36Speaker 2: I think so, yeah, because then I think I said
- 1:38Speaker 2: that the best round that I ever played was when
- 1:39Speaker 2: I had food poisonous.
- 1:40Speaker 1: That sounds right, because you would have quickly pivoted off
- 1:42Speaker 1: the point I was trying to make and top.
- 1:44Speaker 2: It because it's like you're not thinking about golf.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Oh, we did talk about this well that I'm going
- 1:50Speaker 1: to retract what I said passive aggressively because that was
- 1:52Speaker 1: a great point. So this weekend I played in a
- 1:56Speaker 1: member guest at my club Upstate, and I took mushrooms.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Oh and on the first day I played great.
- 2:03Speaker 2: This is real. Yeah, all right, you never know.
- 2:07Speaker 1: I don't have any gifts for you, just.
- 2:09Speaker 3: A boy who cried iahwask Yeah.
- 2:11Speaker 2: Now you're talking mushrooms the same next week.
- 2:13Speaker 1: No, no, I took. I haven't taken. I mean, the
- 2:16Speaker 1: truth is I haven't done any sort of hallucinogen or
- 2:19Speaker 1: psilocybin or any that shit in a long time. But
- 2:23Speaker 1: the point is that the first day was great. Everything
- 2:25Speaker 1: kind of worked. I had the right cocktail of shit
- 2:30Speaker 1: in my system. Yeah, to quiet the barking dogs and
- 2:33Speaker 1: not have the nerves overtake me. And then on day
- 2:35Speaker 1: two I was a mess, even though I did pretty
- 2:38Speaker 1: much exactly the same thing, which to me makes me
- 2:42Speaker 1: think that that's not the solution.
- 2:43Speaker 4: Maybe the defense saw what you were bringing, you know
- 2:46Speaker 4: what I mean. Your offense got too predictable and it
- 2:49Speaker 4: was like, oh, the same cocktail. The demons came back
- 2:51Speaker 4: and they fought even harder. Yeah, you have to zag
- 2:54Speaker 4: you know what I mean. You have to vary up
- 2:55Speaker 4: your playbook.
- 2:56Speaker 2: Yeah, Molly, that would probably help.
- 3:00Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel like i'd lose my balance.
- 3:02Speaker 1: Balance is really important, is.
- 3:04Speaker 2: Does Molly make like? But have you ever like? Because
- 3:06Speaker 2: I've never done Molly, I know you're kind of an Every.
- 3:08Speaker 1: Time I've done Molly, I start stumbling.
- 3:11Speaker 2: But is that because you're all so hammered out of
- 3:12Speaker 2: your mind?
- 3:13Speaker 1: No, it's because I'm on Molly.
- 3:15Speaker 2: But what if you just because I don't believe that
- 3:17Speaker 2: you've never ever taken Molly and not been fucked up
- 3:19Speaker 2: as well?
- 3:21Speaker 1: I've only done Molly once. Oh okay, and it was
- 3:24Speaker 1: not knowingly really or not? It was by accident at
- 3:27Speaker 1: the white party. What well, I thought you did, didn't
- 3:31Speaker 1: you do? Molly in fucking h Leo? Yeah, with Leo
- 3:34Speaker 1: and Chalts and all those guys.
- 3:37Speaker 2: No, that was mushrooms. I don't know about that, and
- 3:40Speaker 2: I know it. I think you're mixing up your drugs.
- 3:43Speaker 1: And that also wasn't the white party. I know, I
- 3:45Speaker 1: know it was like a white party.
- 3:47Speaker 4: Light Yeah, the party party, the cream colored pants party.
- 3:52Speaker 1: Hey, Ron, are you okay?
- 3:55Speaker 4: I'm good brother. I'm dying to know what's going on
- 3:58Speaker 4: with your golf game. I think what's going on with
- 4:00Speaker 4: my mortal vessel has nothing, is nothing compared to what's
- 4:04Speaker 4: going on in your mind, you know what I mean?
- 4:06Speaker 2: Like, that's kind of drugs they got you on.
- 4:08Speaker 3: I'm saving on mine for when I'm for when i'm better.
- 4:11Speaker 2: That's that's not a saving the drugs injury. That's I'm
- 4:16Speaker 2: taking them all as fast as I can.
- 4:18Speaker 4: Well, I promise you I'm saving some. You have to
- 4:20Speaker 4: save them for when you can actually enjoy them. Yeah,
- 4:22Speaker 4: of course, killing the pain is a waste of a
- 4:24Speaker 4: pain killer.
- 4:25Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's not what they're intended for.
- 4:27Speaker 4: You want to be fucked up, You want to have
- 4:28Speaker 4: a couple of glass of wine and watch vander Pump
- 4:31Speaker 4: Rules reruns.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Maybe I could borrow some of your drugs for golf.
- 4:35Speaker 4: Oh what about an anti inflammatory mixed with an oxycotton?
- 4:39Speaker 3: Does that sound nice for your golf swing?
- 4:41Speaker 1: That sounds like I'm going to be striping them all.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Watch out, course, reckers.
- 4:47Speaker 3: How bad are we talking? Did you suck ass?
- 4:49Speaker 1: Let's put it this way. So on the second day,
- 4:52Speaker 1: we played two nine hole matches. It's me and my partner.
- 4:54Speaker 1: It's best ball. So whichever of the two of you
- 4:57Speaker 1: has the better score in the hole, that's the score
- 4:59Speaker 1: you get for your team. So we played eighteen full holes.
- 5:03Speaker 1: My ball factored for our team on two of the
- 5:08Speaker 1: eighteen holes.
- 5:10Speaker 2: What does that mean?
- 5:11Speaker 3: One out of nine.
- 5:12Speaker 2: On each match? I had one hole that mattered. Oh man,
- 5:17Speaker 2: that's it. Yeah, that's not good. Were the guys that
- 5:18Speaker 2: you were playing with pretty good? Though?
- 5:20Speaker 1: My partner played well. We tied for the top of
- 5:23Speaker 1: the flight, but the team that advanced beat us head
- 5:25Speaker 1: to head, so they won on the tie break.
- 5:27Speaker 2: Damn.
- 5:28Speaker 4: Sometimes when you drag, when you limp into the playoffs,
- 5:31Speaker 4: you were kicking into overdrive when the games really count.
- 5:33Speaker 1: Maybe so this mattered to me. It and also, you know,
- 5:39Speaker 1: given that we tied for the flight lead, if I
- 5:41Speaker 1: had factored on one more hole, we would have advanced
- 5:44Speaker 1: to the shootout.
- 5:45Speaker 2: How's your mentality right? How are the mentals?
- 5:48Speaker 1: I mean, I'm almost like it's going to just be
- 5:51Speaker 1: what it is.
- 5:52Speaker 2: Hmmm. Hate that I'm asking deeper though deeper.
- 5:55Speaker 1: Well that I'm glad way more difficult question.
- 5:58Speaker 2: I'm going deeper than gone. I'm sure let's go all
- 6:00Speaker 2: the way back to your childhood. Yeah, let's unpack what
- 6:03Speaker 2: is going on in Francis's brain right now.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Just sort of like, don't you know this has to
- 6:11Speaker 1: do with you, because you started trying again out of nowhere,
- 6:17Speaker 1: and that really pissed me.
- 6:19Speaker 2: I'm over it already. Oh I know, he's not. He
- 6:23Speaker 2: just had He did it on a busy weekend. I'm
- 6:25Speaker 2: done in a video building a computer.
- 6:27Speaker 1: Dude. I'm going to start like dosing you with weed again,
- 6:30Speaker 1: because for you to just find motivation and energy out
- 6:34Speaker 1: of thin air after sucking me down into your vortex
- 6:38Speaker 1: of malaise and lethargy over the last two years is
- 6:43Speaker 1: totally unfair. It is you didn't give me any warning.
- 6:46Speaker 1: I've been synking with you. I've stopped doing stand up,
- 6:50Speaker 1: I've stopped putting my veils. I'm not doing anything.
- 6:54Speaker 2: It's just head up last week too.
- 6:56Speaker 1: I don't want to hear this shit. Man, this is bullshit.
- 7:00Speaker 3: He's climbing over you out of the pool, pushing you down.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Yeah. He And now it makes me think it was
- 7:04Speaker 2: all just a long con. Like it was.
- 7:06Speaker 1: I'm going to bring Francis down and then I'm gonna
- 7:08Speaker 1: rise secretly while he's now on the bottom.
- 7:10Speaker 2: I was never smoking meat in the first place, you
- 7:12Speaker 2: fool Jarvis, make Francis think of smoking weed. But no,
- 7:19Speaker 2: they say, like I mean, you know, they say golf
- 7:21Speaker 2: is ninety nine percent mental. It is, and I really
- 7:24Speaker 2: think it could be impacted. Even if it's like your
- 7:27Speaker 2: mental in your golf game is not good, it could
- 7:29Speaker 2: still be reflecting stuff from your actual life. Where's it?
- 7:33Speaker 2: What is this? I think we just got to get
- 7:35Speaker 2: I think you need to do ayahuasca before the Invitational
- 7:38Speaker 2: in Earnest and I literally think you will win the
- 7:41Speaker 2: whole tournament single handedly.
- 7:43Speaker 4: I think there's a couple of things going on. I
- 7:45Speaker 4: think you're putting pressure on yourself because.
- 7:47Speaker 3: You won last year.
- 7:47Speaker 1: That's correct.
- 7:48Speaker 3: You have to that balloon.
- 7:50Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, you have to pop that balloon, and uh,
- 7:55Speaker 4: everything else will fall into place. I think all the
- 7:57Speaker 4: other pressures of life are pressures that made you great
- 7:59Speaker 4: lifelast year. So take all those pressures, use them, and
- 8:03Speaker 4: then diffuse the other one.
- 8:04Speaker 2: Use diffuse. Yeah, that's true. I like that. I like that.
- 8:07Speaker 2: So keep the keep the edge you do, because that's
- 8:09Speaker 2: that is true. You don't want to lose your edge.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Tom Brady says, like you have to channel your anger,
- 8:13Speaker 2: find your anger.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't want to be angry.
- 8:16Speaker 2: You have to. How do you expect to win if
- 8:18Speaker 2: you're not angry?
- 8:19Speaker 1: Well, I'm by being positive, have fun. Losing golf is
- 8:26Speaker 1: not a sport where clenching your teeth and putting your
- 8:30Speaker 1: fucking head down and running through a wall gives you
- 8:32Speaker 1: any sort of advantage. For me, it's all about relaxing.
- 8:37Speaker 1: Whereas all the sports I played growing up, getting angry helped.
- 8:41Speaker 1: It was like, now I can just overpower people.
- 8:43Speaker 4: What was the video you did with Donnie when you
- 8:46Speaker 4: guys were in China and you got your airplanes hit?
- 8:50Speaker 1: What was that?
- 8:50Speaker 3: What's getting your airplane hit?
- 8:52Speaker 1: That's getting a hand job.
- 8:54Speaker 3: You need to get a hand job.
- 8:55Speaker 2: Oh every day until the tournament.
- 9:00Speaker 3: You need to be living off a steady dye to
- 9:02Speaker 3: few hand jobs.
- 9:03Speaker 2: And then you got to fly someone down to give
- 9:05Speaker 2: you hand jobs while you're there too.
- 9:07Speaker 1: No mouth, just hand Yeah, your vagina way, yes, yes,
- 9:11Speaker 1: any idea what I'm doing.
- 9:14Speaker 4: It might be safer to have someone who does even
- 9:15Speaker 4: have a vagina. Yeah, just like a clinical, soft handed
- 9:19Speaker 4: Asian doctor.
- 9:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 9:21Speaker 2: I think that's a good idea. On your ship, how
- 9:24Speaker 2: much time, I guess you're not always supposed to talk
- 9:26Speaker 2: about it, but you got a little bit of time
- 9:29Speaker 2: until you're gone.
- 9:31Speaker 1: Well, it's just not talking about when it is. Let's
- 9:33Speaker 1: just presume that sometime in the near future I will
- 9:35Speaker 1: be on the other side of this.
- 9:37Speaker 3: They could just grab you up at any time.
- 9:39Speaker 1: I will say that Rohen, you hit the nail on
- 9:42Speaker 1: the head when you said that I have placed undue
- 9:45Speaker 1: pressure and expectations on myself. Last year, I went in
- 9:48Speaker 1: with zero thought that I would win, and annoyingly I want,
- 9:53Speaker 1: which means that now anything short of winning will feel
- 9:57Speaker 1: like a.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Failure to me.
- 9:58Speaker 3: Because you know you're capable.
- 9:59Speaker 2: It's possible. Yeah, but the tournament's bigger this year. It's bigger,
- 10:03Speaker 2: it's a bigger is a bigger prize, and I am
- 10:05Speaker 2: worse and you're worse.
- 10:06Speaker 1: I'm fundamentally worse right now than I was going in
- 10:09Speaker 1: last year, which doesn't seem to make any sense because
- 10:12Speaker 1: I've practiced twice as much DA.
- 10:14Speaker 2: It might honestly be better to just go in, like
- 10:16Speaker 2: I think, I yeah, just it's over, you lost, and
- 10:20Speaker 2: then and.
- 10:20Speaker 3: Then everything's a bonus, exactly.
- 10:24Speaker 2: I really end up next thing, you know, you're in
- 10:25Speaker 2: the finals last day and you're like, what the how
- 10:27Speaker 2: the hell did this happen? Fuck me?
- 10:29Speaker 4: I also think your goal last time was to go
- 10:31Speaker 4: in and just have some funny stuff for clips, and
- 10:34Speaker 4: I think.
- 10:34Speaker 3: That that's what we'll get. First day is luck.
- 10:36Speaker 4: You don't know if you'll be on the winning team
- 10:38Speaker 4: or the losing tea, right, and no matter how well
- 10:40Speaker 4: you play, it won't even really affect that because it's
- 10:43Speaker 4: completely dependent on your teammates. So just ride out the
- 10:46Speaker 4: first day anything could happen, and then on the next
- 10:49Speaker 4: couple of days, like you want to be in good
- 10:51Speaker 4: groupings and pairings, so just you being nice, you being funny,
- 10:55Speaker 4: you being you will get you into the fun pairings
- 10:58Speaker 4: because people will want to pick you and they'll want
- 11:00Speaker 4: to be around you, and they know you have winning pedigree,
- 11:03Speaker 4: and all you have to do is make it to
- 11:04Speaker 4: the to the end of that.
- 11:05Speaker 1: This is true. I do have a lot of friends.
- 11:07Speaker 3: You have friends. Some people don't have any friends.
- 11:10Speaker 1: I have a lot of friends out there.
- 11:11Speaker 3: Yes, what are the friends are going to want to
- 11:13Speaker 3: be around?
- 11:14Speaker 1: You have friends in high places?
- 11:16Speaker 2: Yes? I think you Yeah, I think you got to.
- 11:18Speaker 2: I think you're just going at it from too much
- 11:20Speaker 2: of a like a competitive like. I think Roan's right.
- 11:25Speaker 2: Have some fun. Yeah, remember why you're there. You're there
- 11:28Speaker 2: to win, You're there to crack jokes and be funny.
- 11:31Speaker 3: The You're the funniest guy out there. Who's funnier than you?
- 11:34Speaker 2: Yeah? Some funny guys? Who?
- 11:36Speaker 3: So lim.
- 11:39Speaker 2: Who's that guys?
- 11:43Speaker 1: That's his name? Yeah?
- 11:44Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 11:44Speaker 1: Solem from Milk is the era?
- 11:46Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so really? Yeah? Cool?
- 11:50Speaker 3: Honestly, I wonder if he's eat the Opian.
- 11:52Speaker 1: So oh cool guy. That guy's cool. I've never seen
- 11:57Speaker 1: this guy before.
- 11:59Speaker 2: The dream it presents.
- 12:03Speaker 1: Daltucia's funny.
- 12:04Speaker 2: Daltucia is funny, but he's not a comedian.
- 12:06Speaker 1: He's pretty funny though.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're funnier than him.
- 12:09Speaker 1: Yeah, you're funnier than him maybe, but I'm not gonna
- 12:11Speaker 1: say that. I can't say that definitively. He's pretty funny, dude.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I know there's a lot of funny
- 12:16Speaker 2: guys that Dave's funny. There's a lot of funny people
- 12:18Speaker 2: out there, but they're not uh Le from Milk, Kyle
- 12:22Speaker 2: from is coming?
- 12:23Speaker 1: Ye?
- 12:24Speaker 2: What was all this Selim talk? Salite? Steve will do it,
- 12:27Speaker 2: Salim will do it.
- 12:27Speaker 4: I don't think we'll do it's going to be there.
- 12:29Speaker 4: I think it's why Kyle and Salim are the only two. What, brother,
- 12:33Speaker 4: you're gonna want to be sitting down? I don't think
- 12:34Speaker 4: Steiny's what. I don't think Steinley or Bradley are going
- 12:38Speaker 4: to make it out there.
- 12:39Speaker 2: Bradley would be a hazard on the course.
- 12:41Speaker 1: Bradley's that super jack dude that always tells the MMA fighters.
- 12:45Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good to have like a go to like
- 12:48Speaker 4: debate point over anyone you have on your show.
- 12:50Speaker 2: Yeah, he says he could beat them in a street fight.
- 12:53Speaker 3: He's like, dude, I don't know when I get on
- 12:54Speaker 3: top of you street fight.
- 12:56Speaker 2: But if it's a street fight, though, it's like, what
- 12:58Speaker 2: what's the difference, I'll just up, Yeah.
- 13:01Speaker 3: I'll grab you.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Is that really what he looks like? I think?
- 13:03Speaker 1: So that's insane.
- 13:05Speaker 2: Well, I mean steroids to.
- 13:07Speaker 3: The gills, What do you mean, he's a natty god.
- 13:10Speaker 3: Don't disrespect him.
- 13:11Speaker 4: I got so annoyed at people taking Jonah Hill seriously
- 13:15Speaker 4: this week when Jonah Hill was like, I'll be like,
- 13:18Speaker 4: I like, I'd love to like grapple with one of
- 13:21Speaker 4: my fans, and I'd love to see him in Brazilian
- 13:23Speaker 4: jiu jitsu and like take him down.
- 13:24Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah what. People were mad that he.
- 13:27Speaker 3: Said that, But I think he's I think he's clearly joking.
- 13:30Speaker 1: Does he do jiu jitsu?
- 13:31Speaker 2: I guess, I'll be honest, I don't really know. I
- 13:33Speaker 2: don't I didn't watch the full clip, but I saw
- 13:36Speaker 2: the part of him saying that he doesn't want to
- 13:37Speaker 2: be thought of as like the fat guy from super Bad,
- 13:39Speaker 2: which is like, dude, like, you gotta stop bringing that up.
- 13:43Speaker 2: Like he like, people are gonna keep thinking about that
- 13:45Speaker 2: if every interview you do is about that.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Honestly, I did he say that or was that the
- 13:51Speaker 1: caption of the video.
- 13:53Speaker 2: Oh that's a great question, right, because.
- 13:54Speaker 1: I saw this and I thought it was the caption,
- 13:57Speaker 1: and then I watched it and he was like, it's
- 14:00Speaker 1: so funny that everyone thinks I'm just the fat guy
- 14:02Speaker 1: from super Bad when actually I could beat them up.
- 14:06Speaker 1: Which isn't him being like, I'm sick and tired of
- 14:09Speaker 1: people thinking I'm the fat guy from super Bad.
- 14:11Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, but he has kind of been like that
- 14:13Speaker 2: in the past, has he know? Oh yeah, his weight
- 14:16Speaker 2: is like his main thing, Like he does not want anyone.
- 14:20Speaker 2: I mean, in his defense, though people did treat him
- 14:23Speaker 2: like shit when he was fat.
- 14:26Speaker 1: I like Jonah Hill. I'll always like Jonah Hill.
- 14:29Speaker 4: I don't even think of him as the fat guy
- 14:31Speaker 4: from super Bad either.
- 14:32Speaker 2: No, that's the thing.
- 14:33Speaker 3: I think as the fat guy from Moneyball.
- 14:35Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. Yeah, he's so good in Moneyball, but he
- 14:40Speaker 2: doesn't even that role, Like he didn't even need to
- 14:41Speaker 2: be fat in that role.
- 14:43Speaker 3: He just happened to be fat. Yeah, he's not fat.
- 14:45Speaker 4: I also don't think of him as a fat anything.
- 14:47Speaker 4: But I think I thought that I read this as
- 14:49Speaker 4: he's making fun of people like podcasters were always talking
- 14:51Speaker 4: about like being sick of jiu jitsu, which would be funny.
- 14:55Speaker 2: That would be funny if that was the case.
- 14:57Speaker 3: Maybe he was being serious.
- 14:58Speaker 1: Though. There was this guy who used to hope from
- 15:00Speaker 1: me here and there from DC, and he did jiu jitsu.
- 15:04Speaker 1: He's a big guy, like quarterbacking college. I mean, he's
- 15:08Speaker 1: like six or five. I can't I don't know why.
- 15:10Speaker 1: I can't remember his name. And I was talking to
- 15:14Speaker 1: him about it one night before a show and he
- 15:16Speaker 1: was like, yeah, we roll, that's what they call. Oh yeah,
- 15:19Speaker 1: of course, yeah, rolling on the mats or whatever. And
- 15:23Speaker 1: I was like, dude, do you ever like just get hurt?
- 15:26Speaker 1: He's like every single time?
- 15:28Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
- 15:29Speaker 1: And I was like that sounds like fucking.
- 15:31Speaker 2: Hell yeah it is. I don't know. I mean it's
- 15:35Speaker 2: so popular though, it is, but I just know, especially
- 15:39Speaker 2: for like famous people for some reason. Bro, you're talking
- 15:43Speaker 2: about like an exercise experience that basically one hundred percent
- 15:51Speaker 2: of the time leaves you with a nagging injury and
- 15:54Speaker 2: a different one every time. I mean, maybe that's why
- 15:57Speaker 2: they like it. Maybe they're just like fucked up in
- 15:59Speaker 2: the head.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Tony accidentally swung his elbow and smashed me in the
- 16:03Speaker 1: fucking temple. I've had a ringing in my ears ever since.
- 16:09Speaker 3: They're trying to hurt each other too. It's not even accidental.
- 16:12Speaker 3: They're like digging their chin in between your ribs, like
- 16:15Speaker 3: trying to fucking like.
- 16:17Speaker 2: I mean, I thought jiu jitsu was like all like technique.
- 16:19Speaker 2: It is tech, right, so like still.
- 16:21Speaker 1: But I would imagine that the people who aren't good
- 16:24Speaker 1: have less control over their tech.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Now that's yeah, apparently that's where all the injuries happen, correct,
- 16:29Speaker 2: is the less the less good people. It's like a hazard.
- 16:31Speaker 2: Like there'll be people like trying to get involved and
- 16:33Speaker 2: they're like, you know, you're not ready for this gym.
- 16:35Speaker 2: Have you seen those videos people getting like denied from
- 16:38Speaker 2: the gym?
- 16:39Speaker 3: No, I haven't seen this gym is.
- 16:41Speaker 2: Not for you. You're not ready yet.
- 16:43Speaker 4: I have never seen Zuckerberg walking around with the full
- 16:47Speaker 4: leg brace though, so maybe he knows how to do it.
- 16:49Speaker 4: Maybe he knows a thing or two I don't.
- 16:51Speaker 2: Is he a jiu jitsu guy or is it just
- 16:53Speaker 2: all martial warce bro?
- 16:55Speaker 3: Of course he's jiu jitsu.
- 16:56Speaker 2: No one's really doing karate these days, are they? What
- 16:58Speaker 2: happened to karate?
- 16:59Speaker 1: Karate out.
- 17:02Speaker 2: The funk happened with karate?
- 17:03Speaker 4: Laughed at if you did karate, No one does, because
- 17:06Speaker 4: you at least have to do like judo or some ship.
- 17:08Speaker 2: Do you think the Karate Kid remake ruined karate forever? No?
- 17:12Speaker 1: I think that Mma ruined karate. There's never been like
- 17:16Speaker 1: a fucking light heavyweight champion whose main strength was karate.
- 17:21Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably true. I don't know though, why did.
- 17:25Speaker 3: Why did karate have such a moment in like the eighties,
- 17:28Speaker 3: like Bruce was it like Bruce Lee?
- 17:32Speaker 1: Was that was was karate Bruce Lee's thing? Or was
- 17:35Speaker 1: it taekwondo?
- 17:37Speaker 3: I think that was one thing was being water. I
- 17:39Speaker 3: think the thing was just being water.
- 17:42Speaker 2: I mean the Karate Kid was a pretty kung fu
- 17:45Speaker 2: kung ku fu kung fu Korean karate.
- 17:49Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I used to think like learning some
- 17:53Speaker 1: self defense stuff was an important thing to have, right,
- 17:57Speaker 1: and I went to I've I've done some boxing classes
- 18:00Speaker 1: I've done I did a Krav mcgawa class a couple
- 18:03Speaker 1: of times.
- 18:04Speaker 2: What the fuck is Krav magath street fighting?
- 18:07Speaker 3: Oh?
- 18:07Speaker 2: Hell yeah? So breakdown street fighting for me?
- 18:10Speaker 1: Street fighting like in Krab mcgod like you you have
- 18:13Speaker 1: a guy come at you with a fake knife.
- 18:15Speaker 2: Oh ship, I thought that was a keto.
- 18:18Speaker 3: That's kra magaw kraf really break.
- 18:23Speaker 1: I did two of the classes.
- 18:25Speaker 2: Like, like you have to like disarm people.
- 18:28Speaker 3: It's not breakdance fighting.
- 18:30Speaker 1: It's basically like a guy comes at you, and you know,
- 18:34Speaker 1: you learn how to not let him fuck you in
- 18:38Speaker 1: in an alley.
- 18:39Speaker 2: Yeah, but like, okay, take his dick you twisted around.
- 18:42Speaker 2: If you get stabbed and you took that class, can
- 18:46Speaker 2: you sue? Can you be like, okay, yo, I've used
- 18:48Speaker 2: your technique. It doesn't work. The knife went straight through
- 18:55Speaker 2: my hand.
- 18:58Speaker 1: I want I want ten free classes.
- 19:00Speaker 2: Yeah no, dude, i'd be able to. I did that
- 19:04Speaker 2: those classes.
- 19:05Speaker 1: And what I've learned in life is that it's just
- 19:07Speaker 1: way more effective to have an incredibly powerful lawyer.
- 19:10Speaker 2: Oh yeah, definitely, or just also have a weapon.
- 19:13Speaker 1: Just be like, oh you you're going to stab me. Yeah,
- 19:16Speaker 1: you're gonna ruin I'm going to ruin your life.
- 19:20Speaker 2: But what if they kill you, Well, then you probably
- 19:23Speaker 2: can't call your lawyer now.
- 19:25Speaker 4: Yeah, but they don't know that, Like, they don't care
- 19:27Speaker 4: if you're alive or dead. If the lawyer's coming after
- 19:30Speaker 4: you no matter what, Like, you may kill me, you
- 19:31Speaker 4: can't kill my lawyer.
- 19:33Speaker 3: My lawyers will will fucking haunt you.
- 19:35Speaker 2: I feel like they can. They can kill the lawyer too.
- 19:37Speaker 1: I definitely thought when I was younger that I was
- 19:40Speaker 1: going to face violent threats from thereby Wells on a
- 19:44Speaker 1: far more regular base.
- 19:45Speaker 2: Constantly moving to a city for the first time. Yeah,
- 19:48Speaker 2: I was like, I was just waiting to get jumped.
- 19:50Speaker 2: I know, I thought that was just like a regular occurrence.
- 19:52Speaker 1: I thought. I thought I thought I was going to
- 19:55Speaker 1: be a victim of the knockout game.
- 20:00Speaker 2: I forgot about that where someone would just all of
- 20:02Speaker 2: a sudden, I'd wake up bush and be like, ah,
- 20:06Speaker 2: what the fuck happens?
- 20:07Speaker 1: Seventeen hoodlums of you know come up behind me and
- 20:11Speaker 1: knock me out?
- 20:12Speaker 3: Yea, why don't people play that anymore?
- 20:14Speaker 2: I don't know, no one plays that now. It used
- 20:16Speaker 2: to be such a.
- 20:17Speaker 4: Populara what a relief? Yeah that they moved on to Fortnite.
- 20:21Speaker 1: They found they found that that was not nice.
- 20:26Speaker 4: Yeah, that or like that you would wind up in
- 20:27Speaker 4: an alley, like you'd get chased into an alley that
- 20:30Speaker 4: didn't have any like exit.
- 20:32Speaker 2: And there's really there's like not even any alleys.
- 20:34Speaker 3: There's no there's no head alleys. It was like a
- 20:37Speaker 3: couple of Brooklyn that have like.
- 20:39Speaker 2: Beautiful houses that yeah, carriage house out, yeah yeah.
- 20:43Speaker 1: Every single one of which has a fucking ring camera
- 20:46Speaker 1: on the doorstep.
- 20:47Speaker 3: Hey getting chased into a carriage house alley flock cameras.
- 20:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 20:51Speaker 1: As far as I can tell, the only city that
- 20:53Speaker 1: actually has alleys is Gotham.
- 20:55Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Chicago's got alleys. And I will say I
- 20:59Speaker 2: did I want was once in a situation in Chicago
- 21:02Speaker 2: where I was pretty certain I was going to get
- 21:04Speaker 2: jumped and I ran took off headed for the hills.
- 21:08Speaker 3: Yeah, where.
- 21:11Speaker 2: Like close to was somewhere in Lincoln Park. I don't
- 21:13Speaker 2: remember exactly where I was, but I remember I was
- 21:15Speaker 2: with two of my friends and we were walking down
- 21:17Speaker 2: the street and there was this dude that was like
- 21:19Speaker 2: standing and he was like, do you guys know how
- 21:20Speaker 2: to get to the subway? Super sketchy guy. He said,
- 21:22Speaker 2: do you know how to get to the train from here?
- 21:24Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, yeah, it's just like right there,
- 21:26Speaker 2: like right down the street. He was in front of us,
- 21:29Speaker 2: and then he just walked right by the street that
- 21:33Speaker 2: I told him to go down, and then he was
- 21:35Speaker 2: walking in front of us and he started getting like
- 21:37Speaker 2: going super slow, like I think he was waiting for
- 21:40Speaker 2: us to pass and then strike. So then I crossed
- 21:44Speaker 2: the street, acrosses the street too, and then I'm gone, yeah,
- 21:48Speaker 2: you're gone, yeah, all three of you. Oh yeah. One
- 21:51Speaker 2: time I think I led the job who.
- 21:53Speaker 3: Ran first and they started running behind.
- 21:56Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I said let's run. There was like,
- 21:59Speaker 2: because there was like a bar at the end of
- 22:00Speaker 2: the at the end of the streets, I'd rather run.
- 22:04Speaker 2: And that guy be like, Wow, those people are racist
- 22:06Speaker 2: than the other way around. He was black. Yes, does
- 22:10Speaker 2: that have anything to do with it? Absolutely? Now I'm kidding.
- 22:17Speaker 1: In Chicago executed one of the most amazing moves I've
- 22:21Speaker 1: ever seen when we were facing Peril, which is that
- 22:24Speaker 1: when we were shooting Surviving Barstool, the first the one
- 22:28Speaker 1: I was in season, we were sitting outside of the office,
- 22:36Speaker 1: just on the steps one night and a group of three.
- 22:42Speaker 2: Guys with balaklavas.
- 22:48Speaker 3: Yeah, they were all eating baclava.
- 22:50Speaker 1: I always get the mask confused with the Turkish.
- 22:54Speaker 3: Yeah, they were coming up with a tray of baclavas.
- 22:57Speaker 1: And we were like why end they were all wearing them.
- 22:59Speaker 2: They're calling them shistyes these days, Okay, that's fine. And
- 23:02Speaker 2: in Philadelphia are they yeah.
- 23:05Speaker 1: Hmmm that feels racist.
- 23:09Speaker 2: Well it's because the people in Philly key backed and
- 23:11Speaker 2: up in their shisties.
- 23:13Speaker 3: I'm sure people are still having a fun time with
- 23:15Speaker 3: Sicty's true.
- 23:16Speaker 2: Probably.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Well, we were sitting there and three guys wearing shisties
- 23:22Speaker 1: came up and I'm sitting and I'm not paying attention.
- 23:25Speaker 1: I don't even see them coming. And Roan just quietly
- 23:29Speaker 1: taps me on the shoulder. He goes, maybe we should
- 23:31Speaker 1: get inside. Is that what you said?
- 23:34Speaker 3: Yeah? But I moved. I moved.
- 23:37Speaker 1: He did it so like in such a non racist way.
- 23:42Speaker 1: It was like every part of his h culturization from
- 23:50Speaker 1: his life in Battle Wrap. Everything was like.
- 23:54Speaker 4: I'm going, it's like who wants to be a millionaire?
- 23:56Speaker 4: It was like a some dog millionaire. I'm all let
- 23:58Speaker 4: up to that moment.
- 23:59Speaker 1: Correct he I'm going to deliver warn like such a
- 24:03Speaker 1: car that is not Oh look out, we need to go.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Yeah, it's we might want to like yeah. No. What
- 24:11Speaker 2: I love about Roan is how comfortable he is around minorities.
- 24:13Speaker 1: What did you say, do you remember the words you said?
- 24:16Speaker 2: Uh?
- 24:17Speaker 4: I think it was something like what you said, But
- 24:18Speaker 4: I think it was more than three guys.
- 24:20Speaker 3: I think there were five. And they came there. They
- 24:21Speaker 3: were walked really close to the wall when they bent
- 24:24Speaker 3: the corner and we went ran aside and they're like,
- 24:26Speaker 3: we ain't.
- 24:27Speaker 2: On none O. That means they're on some.
- 24:31Speaker 1: They were like, no, we're not. Like they were like,
- 24:34Speaker 1: we're not like that.
- 24:36Speaker 3: And the one guy was like, we students.
- 24:39Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.
- 24:39Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he didn't use the verb I would have
- 24:42Speaker 2: popped my head on me, Like that does nothing for me.
- 24:45Speaker 2: You're it's five dudes wearing a mask in the middle
- 24:47Speaker 2: of the night.
- 24:48Speaker 3: Yeah, we were outside drinking wine.
- 24:52Speaker 2: They would have had they would have carved you guys up. Yeah,
- 24:55Speaker 2: just played around with you.
- 24:57Speaker 3: I had to break. They were gonna make us dance.
- 25:00Speaker 2: You guys sitting outside drinking wine.
- 25:02Speaker 3: They're gonna make a strip. Yeah that was Uh.
- 25:07Speaker 4: There was another time when we were walking through Chicago
- 25:09Speaker 4: and a guy tried to like corner us we were
- 25:11Speaker 4: it might have been right around then, and he like
- 25:13Speaker 4: tried to like he was like asking us, like what
- 25:15Speaker 4: time it was or something like that and we like
- 25:17Speaker 4: had to.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Was that when I was was you me and Rico.
- 25:20Speaker 3: I know it was a time it was before then,
- 25:22Speaker 3: but you mean Eureco and I had a fucking.
- 25:26Speaker 1: I've had some good nights in Chicago. One of the
- 25:28Speaker 1: best was with the two of you, Which one one
- 25:31Speaker 1: where we went to that nice restaurant, the one.
- 25:33Speaker 2: When you were told us by your divorce.
- 25:35Speaker 3: No, no, that was another nice restaurant.
- 25:37Speaker 2: That was not a nice time.
- 25:38Speaker 3: That was way worse.
- 25:39Speaker 2: That restaurant was great.
- 25:40Speaker 3: What do you mean, duck duck oat.
- 25:41Speaker 2: Yeah, that place was fire.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm glad you had such a.
- 25:45Speaker 2: Good chili noodles were incredible. The chili chili powder noodles.
- 25:50Speaker 2: What were they called.
- 25:52Speaker 3: Yeah, there was like there's some duck dish they like.
- 25:55Speaker 2: I mean, I'm I'm gonna be honest.
- 25:56Speaker 3: That was.
- 25:56Speaker 2: That food was way better than the food that we
- 25:58Speaker 2: had at the fucking this banish place Game of Thrones
- 26:01Speaker 2: place we went to.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it wasn't even close.
- 26:07Speaker 2: It was. I mean, it's hard to compare. It's two
- 26:09Speaker 2: completely different types of food.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Dude, that you that what you're that's a very Larry
- 26:14Speaker 1: David type thing. That you're describing. Is that like I
- 26:17Speaker 1: gathered you two for a dinner to tell you this
- 26:20Speaker 1: big announcement of a tragic thing in my life, and
- 26:22Speaker 1: the only thing that you remembered was the quality of
- 26:25Speaker 1: the spice.
- 26:26Speaker 2: I remember everything from the dinner, and I've made it
- 26:30Speaker 2: clear before. I knew for three weeks before you told.
- 26:34Speaker 3: It was like hunched noodles, be like, so I was
- 26:37Speaker 3: kind of just let.
- 26:39Speaker 2: Outside row and catch up. Well, I checked into my
- 26:41Speaker 2: hotel and ate my food.
- 26:43Speaker 1: And complained about your hotel and still a very lads.
- 26:47Speaker 2: Yeah, four seasons Rich Carlton Citizen M. I mean, what
- 26:54Speaker 2: is that? That's fucking nuts?
- 26:55Speaker 3: Certain, but I.
- 26:58Speaker 2: I liked it. I like this. I found that out
- 27:01Speaker 2: that weekend. No you don't. Yeah, it's nice. It's tight.
- 27:06Speaker 3: It feels like you're you've built yourself into a PC.
- 27:08Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
- 27:10Speaker 3: It feels like you're an a massive PC.
- 27:12Speaker 2: I am a graphics card. That's what it feels like.
- 27:16Speaker 3: Can you believe you fucking built a PC for content?
- 27:19Speaker 2: Did you finish it? Does it work? Yeah? Yeah, it's done.
- 27:22Speaker 2: Did you do the whole thing on camera? Yeah? Yeah?
- 27:25Speaker 1: And did you do it with instructional videos and stuff
- 27:29Speaker 1: like that.
- 27:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it. They all every part comes with
- 27:32Speaker 2: like a big packet of instructions and stuff. That's why
- 27:34Speaker 2: I always say it's like legos, like it's it's pretty easy.
- 27:38Speaker 2: But I mean I fucked it up, you know, which
- 27:40Speaker 2: is bound to happen. Something always fucks up. Like I
- 27:42Speaker 2: went to turn it on and it didn't turn on,
- 27:44Speaker 2: and then it took me three hours to figure out
- 27:46Speaker 2: how to get it on, and I realized that it
- 27:48Speaker 2: was just one pin was had to go down. One thing.
- 27:52Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, but it's better than because like sometimes
- 27:55Speaker 2: that happens and then it turns out like you fried
- 27:57Speaker 2: the motherboard on accident like something like that. So it's
- 27:59Speaker 2: better than like at least it works.
- 28:01Speaker 3: Oh A surprised you did that, because like I had
- 28:03Speaker 3: you pegged as a lazy piece of shit.
- 28:05Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's mooke.
- 28:06Speaker 3: Ohky okay, I knew I was one of you.
- 28:12Speaker 2: Yeah no, uh yeah, it was fun though already. Let's
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- 29:35Speaker 1: Every once in a while, you do something that just
- 29:39Speaker 1: reminds me how much potential you're wasting. Oh yeah, just
- 29:43Speaker 1: how much unbelievable Like brilliant.
- 29:45Speaker 4: He like solves the genome, or like creates a geodesic
- 29:49Speaker 4: dome from scratch or some shit like that.
- 29:51Speaker 2: I think building a PC is the easiest way to
- 29:54Speaker 2: trick people into thinking you're smart. If you guys really
- 29:58Speaker 2: like did it or understood how easy it was, it's
- 30:01Speaker 2: not that impressive.
- 30:02Speaker 1: I cannot do that. You Absolutely, there is no fucking way.
- 30:09Speaker 1: One thousand. I was telling this to a friend of
- 30:11Speaker 1: mine last night because I didn't watch the video, but
- 30:13Speaker 1: I saw that you had done it. I just assumed
- 30:15Speaker 1: like you made it, and I was like, you know,
- 30:18Speaker 1: he is somebody who possesses knowledge and sort of the
- 30:22Speaker 1: capacity for a certain skill set that could not be
- 30:26Speaker 1: more opposite from from what I'm good at.
- 30:30Speaker 3: I disagree.
- 30:30Speaker 4: I think that he's right that if you were obsessed
- 30:33Speaker 4: with computers like you would put it together like an espresso.
- 30:36Speaker 2: Yeah, it's literally it's no different than that, like.
- 30:38Speaker 3: A piece of furniture or like, can't do that shit.
- 30:42Speaker 2: I wouldn't If I went to your apartment and tried
- 30:44Speaker 2: to make an espresso, I would not be able to
- 30:46Speaker 2: figure out.
- 30:46Speaker 1: You could learn how to make the espresso the way
- 30:48Speaker 1: that I make it in far less time than it
- 30:50Speaker 1: would take me to learn how to make a computer
- 30:52Speaker 1: the way you do.
- 30:53Speaker 3: Yeah, but you may be back to the craft every day, yeah, Rand, Actually.
- 30:57Speaker 1: Oh, you'll never touch that computer again.
- 31:00Speaker 3: Well no, but it's just once it's built, that's all
- 31:02Speaker 3: the work.
- 31:02Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you're you're doing a long process of
- 31:06Speaker 4: uh honing perfection, and he just had to go through
- 31:09Speaker 4: it once and he's done.
- 31:10Speaker 2: I also paid a game. There's also a game called
- 31:14Speaker 2: PC Building Simulator that I've played, and that kind of
- 31:19Speaker 2: you know, makes you more familiar with everything. It's what
- 31:23Speaker 2: you work in, like a build that you work in
- 31:25Speaker 2: like a PC factor like a store and you and
- 31:27Speaker 2: you you get like orders and you have to fulfill
- 31:30Speaker 2: the orders. Oh. I think I played it for like
- 31:33Speaker 2: an hour and then I was like, that's a lot.
- 31:36Speaker 3: That's a lot.
- 31:37Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it was a lot.
- 31:39Speaker 3: That's brutal. Who's that for people?
- 31:42Speaker 2: That? I mean, it's it's not really something you can
- 31:44Speaker 2: just do whenever you want to do it.
- 31:46Speaker 4: How many like people play a game like that, like
- 31:49Speaker 4: a super niche like the game where you could be a.
- 31:51Speaker 3: Bus driver or oh yeah, the driver? Like how many
- 31:55Speaker 3: people play ship like that?
- 31:56Speaker 2: It depends on the game. Like those games there, their
- 31:58Speaker 2: lifespan is usually pretty quick, but like some of them
- 32:01Speaker 2: will catch catch on and like millions of people will
- 32:04Speaker 2: be playing like that one. If you seen the one
- 32:05Speaker 2: of the Hide and Seek? Can you like paint yourself
- 32:08Speaker 2: like that's like that's like a very like probably didn't
- 32:12Speaker 2: really take much to make it, and it's like kind
- 32:15Speaker 2: of like a I don't know what do they call it.
- 32:17Speaker 2: They called it? Is it an indie game or I
- 32:19Speaker 2: don't know, but like that, there's definitely like millions of
- 32:21Speaker 2: people that were playing that at the time. It's not
- 32:23Speaker 2: sure it's gone down all right, that's fun. It looks
- 32:25Speaker 2: fun as fuck. Have you seen that, Francis. Nope, you're
- 32:29Speaker 2: like a little You're like a guy and it's like
- 32:31Speaker 2: you play Hide and Seek, but you have time to
- 32:34Speaker 2: like paint yourself into like the wall. Yeah, So like
- 32:39Speaker 2: some people will do it and like I mean they'll
- 32:41Speaker 2: go crazy and like they'll paint like the whole thing
- 32:44Speaker 2: so or it completely matches. It's it.
- 32:46Speaker 3: It'll make you into like a security camera.
- 32:48Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. Yeah, you could do anything with it. Wow,
- 32:51Speaker 2: it's a pretty fun idea.
- 32:52Speaker 4: I've never played it, but if you were just painting
- 32:55Speaker 4: yourself as security cameras, you would build your own PC.
- 32:59Speaker 1: Are you guys talking about real life? Come again, we're
- 33:04Speaker 1: talking about around like Amaze or something and paints himself
- 33:07Speaker 1: into the wall.
- 33:08Speaker 2: No, no, it's like.
- 33:10Speaker 4: But there are videos of that too, where it's like
- 33:12Speaker 4: the eight Special Forces people like tried to go on
- 33:15Speaker 4: a hide and seek mission. I think they pop off
- 33:17Speaker 4: and like, yeah this is a panic Korea and stuff
- 33:21Speaker 4: what happens in the US.
- 33:22Speaker 2: So, like you start like that and then you're in
- 33:24Speaker 2: there's a there's a bunch of different like maps too,
- 33:28Speaker 2: so like people like this one's in a museum, like
- 33:30Speaker 2: people will paint themselves into the into the photo. Oh cool,
- 33:35Speaker 2: it's pretty cool. Actually.
- 33:36Speaker 4: So now he's against the wall and then people come
- 33:39Speaker 4: in with guns and they try to shoot you.
- 33:41Speaker 2: I'll try to find him.
- 33:42Speaker 1: He just went pure black.
- 33:44Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I think this is just kind of
- 33:45Speaker 2: a sped up what administration.
- 33:47Speaker 1: I don't care.
- 33:48Speaker 2: All right, well say that before we start explaining the
- 33:51Speaker 2: entire thing.
- 33:52Speaker 1: I thought maybe I thought maybe you had something.
- 33:57Speaker 3: You had.
- 33:57Speaker 2: I don't really care either. I've never played the game.
- 34:04Speaker 2: I'm trying to explain a game that I've never played.
- 34:07Speaker 2: I think I did a decent job hide and Seek,
- 34:09Speaker 2: But you paint yourself at the end.
- 34:12Speaker 1: I think that that me saying that is indicative of
- 34:15Speaker 1: where I'm at right now. You asked me about where
- 34:17Speaker 1: I'm at. I'm in a I'm in a place. I'm
- 34:19Speaker 1: in the deepest place of indifference in my life that
- 34:22Speaker 1: I've been in many years.
- 34:23Speaker 3: Really, that's actually a desirable trait. That's nonchalance.
- 34:27Speaker 2: The difference is a gift nonchalance.
- 34:30Speaker 1: It is not nonchalant. It is just pure checked outedness.
- 34:35Speaker 4: Schalant checked outedness. Yeah, but you so you are chalant,
- 34:39Speaker 4: But you you just are.
- 34:41Speaker 1: I don't even think I wouldn't there, I wouldn't call
- 34:43Speaker 1: myself chalant, So.
- 34:45Speaker 2: Then that would mean you're nonchalant.
- 34:49Speaker 1: There is no chalance that can be applied in one
- 34:52Speaker 1: way or the other, because I'm just how is that possible,
- 34:57Speaker 1: because nonchalant means like low key.
- 35:00Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're mid schalant, I'm talthy scharlamnt.
- 35:08Speaker 3: Got it? Okay, that makes that now I understand.
- 35:11Speaker 2: Now, yeah, I get it.
- 35:12Speaker 4: Yeah, you're in a nice You're you're in a sweet spot,
- 35:15Speaker 4: You're in purgatory.
- 35:17Speaker 1: I don't know, man, wherever I'm at. I was driving
- 35:20Speaker 1: back today and I mean, really, the only thing that
- 35:23Speaker 1: I care about is this podcast.
- 35:26Speaker 2: Well that's fine because it's doing great.
- 35:29Speaker 1: Yeah, but if it cools off, I'm out.
- 35:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 35:33Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all fucked if that happens.
- 35:35Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like, if we don't keep
- 35:38Speaker 1: if this is all I've got, really is what I'm
- 35:41Speaker 1: trying to say.
- 35:42Speaker 2: But that's not true. I think you're just you're just
- 35:45Speaker 2: in the it's the summer, it's August. It's been a
- 35:48Speaker 2: long year. We're getting ready for the Invitational, all three
- 35:51Speaker 2: of us, and I think.
- 35:54Speaker 4: Our games, our games not where it needs to be,
- 35:56Speaker 4: but we're gonna be. We're gonna have it there. We're
- 35:58Speaker 4: gonna have it there when the time comes.
- 36:00Speaker 2: Do you have any like tape that you could send
- 36:02Speaker 2: to me and I could kind of just comb through
- 36:04Speaker 2: it and see if I can find any glaring issues.
- 36:06Speaker 1: It's all mental. It's what you said, I swing well
- 36:09Speaker 1: when I'm chillong. Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to
- 36:12Speaker 1: get upstayed for a little bit.
- 36:13Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna have to be his coach.
- 36:14Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to get on that couch for a
- 36:16Speaker 2: couple of weeks.
- 36:17Speaker 1: At least.
- 36:17Speaker 3: You're gonna have to go to his boys house.
- 36:19Speaker 2: Yeah. I got to get inside your brain.
- 36:21Speaker 1: I think what I need. I thought about going home
- 36:24Speaker 1: to Maine and just spending time with my family.
- 36:26Speaker 2: That's what we need.
- 36:27Speaker 1: Thought about it.
- 36:27Speaker 2: But is that a distraction?
- 36:29Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know. That's where I'm like, should I
- 36:32Speaker 1: prepare or not? Should I continue to prepare all the
- 36:34Speaker 1: way to the end, because at this point it feels
- 36:35Speaker 1: like cramming.
- 36:37Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not cramming, but don't overdo it.
- 36:39Speaker 2: Then it's cramming, Like how much have we played this week?
- 36:42Speaker 2: Where are we at? How many holes more than have
- 36:47Speaker 2: I played?
- 36:48Speaker 1: Twenty seven on? So you're over twenty seven Friday, eighteen Saturday,
- 36:53Speaker 1: eighteen Sunday.
- 36:54Speaker 3: You're over training.
- 36:55Speaker 2: You're over training. I'm limiting you to nine holes a day.
- 37:00Speaker 1: That's not a bad idea.
- 37:01Speaker 2: Yeah, you're overdoing it. You're overanalyzing your swing, probably trying
- 37:06Speaker 2: to overcorrect stuff. You just got to go back to
- 37:08Speaker 2: a simple.
- 37:08Speaker 3: Nine and and cool it. But and the other question
- 37:12Speaker 3: is like, are you coming enough?
- 37:14Speaker 2: Exactly? That was where I was going to So you
- 37:17Speaker 2: are coming a lot more than I should be. Okay,
- 37:19Speaker 2: so let's pull back a little bit. I think we've
- 37:22Speaker 2: already kind of Yeah, golf less, come less.
- 37:28Speaker 3: All you're doing is golfing and coming. You're in this
- 37:31Speaker 3: loop of golfing.
- 37:32Speaker 2: Are you expecting to and you have no rest? Are
- 37:34Speaker 2: you expecting to improve?
- 37:36Speaker 3: You're in the bordex of nothing and swinging and not golfing.
- 37:41Speaker 2: You're coming, and when you're not coming, you're golfing.
- 37:45Speaker 3: France, Frances. You don't know where you are compared to
- 37:50Speaker 3: those two things. A full reche.
- 37:53Speaker 4: I want to give a couple like two day come
- 37:56Speaker 4: golf detox where you don't touch your dick or a
- 38:00Speaker 4: would Yeah, I.
- 38:00Speaker 2: Think that's smart, or it would? When?
- 38:03Speaker 3: What?
- 38:03Speaker 2: What is the So we're recording today, we're recording tomorrow.
- 38:06Speaker 2: Are you going back up state tomorrow? Probably on Wednesday? Wednesday?
- 38:11Speaker 1: I have to shoot something tomorrow and.
- 38:14Speaker 2: What is our what's the shoot golf tomorrow? And how
- 38:18Speaker 2: many holes? I think eighteen off the shoot? Maybe? Yeah,
- 38:22Speaker 2: they can wait shooting with the page spear and neck. Oh,
- 38:26Speaker 2: burying the hatchet, yeah, I would say the hatchets buried.
- 38:29Speaker 2: Well really, Yeah.
- 38:31Speaker 1: She had nice things to say to me about me
- 38:33Speaker 1: on the when she shot with Frankie and them. Frankie
- 38:36Speaker 1: also said something really nice meant a lot to me.
- 38:38Speaker 2: What do you say and what did she say?
- 38:41Speaker 1: She said, Well, he asked her like how she handled
- 38:44Speaker 1: the whole you know, backlash of the internet invitational stuff,
- 38:47Speaker 1: and she was like, it was tough, but you know.
- 38:49Speaker 3: She said she was getting ten thousand death threats a day.
- 38:52Speaker 2: Holy shit, that's more than like the president I said been. Yeah,
- 38:56Speaker 2: I was those. Yeah, that's an insane amount of death,
- 39:01Speaker 2: like legitimate death.
- 39:02Speaker 3: Threats ten thousand a day, holy And that's not And
- 39:05Speaker 3: there's probably more people who are just wishing violence.
- 39:07Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, because she's not she's not including that.
- 39:10Speaker 1: And then there's a bunch of people who like have
- 39:12Speaker 1: the wrong address.
- 39:13Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, and thru probably like that's probably like
- 39:16Speaker 2: thirty thirty to forty thousand.
- 39:17Speaker 4: Yeah, And then there's may even be some positivity among there,
- 39:21Speaker 4: but probably not.
- 39:22Speaker 2: Well.
- 39:23Speaker 1: The point is is that, you know, as soon as
- 39:26Speaker 1: I finished sending my death threat to her, called her
- 39:32Speaker 1: and was like, I just want you to know, like
- 39:34Speaker 1: you'll be fine whatever, And we talked and I was
- 39:37Speaker 1: just because I did feel partially responsible. Yeah, yeah, because
- 39:41Speaker 1: I was the one that called her out, called it
- 39:43Speaker 1: all out and anyway, the point is that she on
- 39:48Speaker 1: with Frankie was like, you know, Francis has been great.
- 39:51Speaker 1: He reached out and was great, and Frankie was Frankie responded, Yeah,
- 39:56Speaker 1: he's so thoughtful about that kind of stuff, which is
- 39:59Speaker 1: so nice. What a nic thing you say?
- 40:00Speaker 2: That is nice.
- 40:01Speaker 1: I like it that he thinks I'm a thoughtful person.
- 40:03Speaker 2: I guess you cut you are, I mean you are
- 40:04Speaker 2: with I get Yeah that specifically, Mouke told me that
- 40:07Speaker 2: you called him give him some good advice.
- 40:09Speaker 3: You did.
- 40:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 40:10Speaker 1: I like to help people when when they're back there,
- 40:13Speaker 1: when they're fucking in the ship, because I've been in
- 40:17Speaker 1: the ship. Yeah, and I came out of it, and
- 40:20Speaker 1: so I can tell people when you are in the
- 40:23Speaker 1: ship that you will get out of it. It'll it'll stop.
- 40:26Speaker 3: That's what you said. To What did you say to Verbatim?
- 40:29Speaker 1: What did I say to Mouke?
- 40:31Speaker 2: I called Muke and I was like, boy, the people's champ.
- 40:35Speaker 1: You know. I was like, it's our hero guy, you know.
- 40:42Speaker 1: But he was like, man, I just feel like, you know,
- 40:45Speaker 1: it's he was really stressed. You just get so stressed
- 40:48Speaker 1: about it and you think the world is kind of
- 40:50Speaker 1: like caving in and watching you and everybody.
- 40:54Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's how it feels for sure. Yeah,
- 40:56Speaker 2: when you're in the when you're in the trenches.
- 40:59Speaker 4: Yeah, And so how'd you tell them to dig out
- 41:01Speaker 4: of the trenches? You gave him the spade and said
- 41:03Speaker 4: fucking I said, be funny.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I said, whatever you do, just try to
- 41:08Speaker 1: be funny about it, don't like because that's the skill
- 41:12Speaker 1: you have, and it's it's it will it will age
- 41:17Speaker 1: better if you try to assign humor to whatever messaging
- 41:21Speaker 1: you are you're trying to get out there.
- 41:24Speaker 3: You're so good with that kind of stuff.
- 41:27Speaker 2: Thoughtful goddam.
- 41:28Speaker 1: I mean no, that is really good at it too.
- 41:31Speaker 3: I didn't.
- 41:31Speaker 2: You're giving me more advice in my career than like
- 41:34Speaker 2: my manager.
- 41:35Speaker 3: That's not true. That can't be true at all.
- 41:38Speaker 1: It is definitely true.
- 41:39Speaker 3: I was given Austin amazing advice. I was like, go
- 41:42Speaker 3: at mook.
- 41:44Speaker 2: I was like, get Kelly Key here on the other
- 41:49Speaker 2: end of the call. Yeah, I mean, uh, I'm trying
- 41:54Speaker 2: to think of Roan's ever giving me good advice. I
- 41:58Speaker 2: can think of a couple of times where he gave
- 41:59Speaker 2: me mad.
- 42:02Speaker 3: And I'm sure Price can too. I give broader rays
- 42:05Speaker 3: of advice.
- 42:06Speaker 2: Yeah. Road told me to go in and be like
- 42:09Speaker 2: pounding on the table and I walked in and it
- 42:13Speaker 2: just immediately I was like, this table will never be pounded, right,
- 42:16Speaker 2: So you didn't do the advice. And then I, well,
- 42:19Speaker 2: you told me how much to ask for. And then,
- 42:21Speaker 2: in Dave's words, it was the most delusional ast he's heard.
- 42:23Speaker 2: He asked, he's heard in twenty years.
- 42:25Speaker 4: But he also said that you were getting less viused
- 42:28Speaker 4: than average Jordan woodriff TikTok.
- 42:31Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, yeah, which ended up not being true.
- 42:33Speaker 2: He had the numbers wrong, but it didn't matter at
- 42:35Speaker 2: the end of the day.
- 42:37Speaker 4: Right exactly, So if you had pounded the table and
- 42:39Speaker 4: came in with the right numbers. I also told you
- 42:40Speaker 4: to come prepared with a stack of information. I said
- 42:44Speaker 4: drowning in information. I had said, pull up the oozy
- 42:47Speaker 4: of fucking fact.
- 42:48Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a whole like power point and shit,
- 42:50Speaker 2: just never even never even turned the laptop around. Did
- 42:54Speaker 2: you know that in nineteen forty one Japan? Yeah, I
- 42:58Speaker 2: just total the war, just random facts, loose information. I
- 43:04Speaker 2: don't know. Round told me to just bring any info.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Honestly, that is the average kangaroo as an adult male.
- 43:13Speaker 4: It's a classic debate. I mean, it's a debate tactic.
- 43:16Speaker 4: You give the person more stuff than they have a
- 43:19Speaker 4: chance to answer, and like even if they like rebut
- 43:22Speaker 4: like four out of eight things, you're like, well what
- 43:24Speaker 4: about these four things you couldn't didn't have any answer
- 43:26Speaker 4: for that.
- 43:27Speaker 2: That's true strategy.
- 43:30Speaker 3: I do like that you got to drown his ass.
- 43:33Speaker 2: I watched the movie Arrivals last night. Oh what did
- 43:36Speaker 2: you think?
- 43:36Speaker 1: Spectacular?
- 43:37Speaker 2: Really? I liked it that. I love that.
- 43:39Speaker 1: I've seen it before. Oh once before, Amy Adam, Yeah, yeah,
- 43:43Speaker 1: I've seen it. I had a hard time.
- 43:45Speaker 2: It's confusing, like following it, it's confusing. But I've also
- 43:49Speaker 2: I've only seen it once.
- 43:50Speaker 3: Maybe I got the second time.
- 43:51Speaker 4: Watching it is way because you get the timeline of it.
- 43:55Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that the spoiler alert flash forward thirty
- 44:00Speaker 1: seconds if you're listening, Uh, you understand that all of
- 44:04Speaker 1: her flashbacks are flash forwards.
- 44:07Speaker 2: Okay, so I don't. I don't think I ever picked
- 44:09Speaker 2: up on that the first time I watched it.
- 44:11Speaker 1: She's seeing her future, she's learned. Ultimately, she's learned the
- 44:15Speaker 1: language of the aliens, Aliens, which unravels basically time. You
- 44:20Speaker 1: can read it forward to backward or backward.
- 44:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember, I remember the ending part, but yeah,
- 44:26Speaker 2: I got to rewatch that. I watched that with my mom,
- 44:29Speaker 2: and I feel like we were looking we wanted to
- 44:31Speaker 2: watch like a sci fi movie, and then I feel
- 44:33Speaker 2: like that was like not what we were looking for.
- 44:37Speaker 1: That's surprising. I mean, it's a good it's it's not
- 44:39Speaker 1: like a scary sci fi. Yeah, and it's a thought
- 44:41Speaker 1: we're looking for beautiful movie. Okay.
- 44:44Speaker 3: I thought it was really good.
- 44:45Speaker 4: And then this this week, after I got back from
- 44:47Speaker 4: the hospital, I nodded out to the slaptick, the slapstick
- 44:52Speaker 4: version of Arrivals project Hail Mary.
- 44:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 44:57Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's like Goofy Arrival.
- 45:00Speaker 2: Liked it. I thought it was solid.
- 45:01Speaker 3: I thought it's like a pretty similar.
- 45:04Speaker 1: I saw that with Mooke in theaters.
- 45:07Speaker 2: Yeah you did, And that's so funny.
- 45:08Speaker 1: I saw that with Mooke in theaters and he was
- 45:10Speaker 1: tweeting the whole time about Austin.
- 45:12Speaker 2: Yeah he's not Did he did he did he get scared? No?
- 45:19Speaker 1: We we both we both got emotional. Oh wow, that's
- 45:23Speaker 1: about the relationship that Ryan. What's his face?
- 45:26Speaker 2: Did you guys have a seat in between you at least?
- 45:28Speaker 1: No? No, we didn'tikes so, but it wasn't. They were
- 45:33Speaker 1: live flat seats, so we were We had plenty of room.
- 45:36Speaker 1: We were fine.
- 45:37Speaker 3: You guys were laying down next to each other.
- 45:39Speaker 1: There was no touching.
- 45:41Speaker 2: Was there a barrier between you guys? Or did you
- 45:42Speaker 2: guys get like that?
- 45:43Speaker 1: We each had our own armres love seat. And I'm
- 45:48Speaker 1: trying to think Mooke because we got the ultra premium tickets.
- 45:52Speaker 2: I've talked about. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I'm on the
- 45:55Speaker 2: way home.
- 45:56Speaker 1: He filled up with more food.
- 45:58Speaker 2: Remember when we saw a predator with him? Or was
- 46:00Speaker 2: it predator or was it alien?
- 46:01Speaker 1: Alien? Something was so bad? Oh?
- 46:04Speaker 2: I thought the movie was great.
- 46:05Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't mind it.
- 46:06Speaker 2: We enjoyed it. What the hell's that? Trying to tarnish
- 46:09Speaker 2: our memories. We had a great time watching that. It's
- 46:13Speaker 2: it's not a phenomenal movie.
- 46:14Speaker 1: I didn't think it was very good.
- 46:15Speaker 2: I thought it was decent. Mooke was terrified, like jumping
- 46:20Speaker 2: out of his seat scare. I was like, bro, like,
- 46:23Speaker 2: what what has happened that has scared you at all?
- 46:26Speaker 2: In this? A lazy piece of shit, so fucking lazy.
- 46:31Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a bad guy, bad fucking guy.
- 46:34Speaker 1: Harry. Are you telling me that if I just stop
- 46:36Speaker 1: smoking weed I'll find motivation again? Is it that simple? Yeah?
- 46:40Speaker 2: I think you got to smoke a lot of weed
- 46:42Speaker 2: for a long time and then stop. I don't think
- 46:45Speaker 2: you're smoking enough weed for it to really alter your motivation. No,
- 46:49Speaker 2: I'm sort of stuck in the middle ground. Yeah, so
- 46:51Speaker 2: you kind of got to go all the way or
- 46:52Speaker 2: none at all.
- 46:53Speaker 3: You haven't hit rock bottom.
- 46:55Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm doing it in moderation, and that's hurting me.
- 46:58Speaker 2: I know. I think you're doing it into moderation, so
- 47:01Speaker 2: it's not hurting you. I think, unfortunately, this is just
- 47:03Speaker 2: your reality.
- 47:09Speaker 1: You're absolutely right, and you're laughing, and it sucks because
- 47:14Speaker 1: how true it is. This is one of those truths
- 47:17Speaker 1: that like really sucks because I'm really fucking stuck right now.
- 47:22Speaker 1: I don't want to do anything.
- 47:24Speaker 2: It's August.
- 47:25Speaker 1: I'm dude, Wait, shut up about August. I can work
- 47:30Speaker 1: throughout the fucking year. We're not teachers, all right. I'm
- 47:34Speaker 1: not expecting to have some time off right now. I
- 47:37Speaker 1: just am not willing. I don't want to do anything.
- 47:39Speaker 1: I don't want to do anything.
- 47:41Speaker 2: I don't think anyone ever fully loses the idea of
- 47:44Speaker 2: like feeling like you should have time off in the summer, Like,
- 47:47Speaker 2: although no one does after you know, high school or college,
- 47:51Speaker 2: but like it's still feels like when you're working in
- 47:54Speaker 2: the summer, sometimes it feels like something's missing. You're like,
- 47:56Speaker 2: why the fuck am I? Like, I'm supposed to be
- 47:58Speaker 2: playing with my toys at home now?
- 48:03Speaker 3: Why am I podcasting? I should be with my Tonka trucks.
- 48:06Speaker 2: Yeah. I saw a tweet yesterday someone said, like, no
- 48:08Speaker 2: one actually likes summer. It's hot and it's humid, but
- 48:10Speaker 2: it's the only time that like anyone has ever experienced
- 48:13Speaker 2: like full freedom with like nothing to do, because when
- 48:16Speaker 2: you're a kid, you have nothing to do in the summer. Yeah, dude,
- 48:20Speaker 2: my parents, Oh, they just built up. This is gonna
- 48:25Speaker 2: this might come back to the golf game.
- 48:27Speaker 1: They just built a pool.
- 48:28Speaker 3: Yeah, get it out.
- 48:29Speaker 2: Okay.
- 48:29Speaker 1: So I mean we've lived on our at our home
- 48:32Speaker 1: in Maine for what thirty four years now, and my
- 48:39Speaker 1: whole life, we never had a pool. We you know,
- 48:42Speaker 1: beautifully we lived on the ocean, but it was ocean
- 48:45Speaker 1: that came in over the mudflats. The water was never
- 48:47Speaker 1: more than five feet deep. Yeah, and you'd have this
- 48:50Speaker 1: tiny window of high tide during which we could theoretically
- 48:54Speaker 1: jump off the dock. And again, by the way, that's
- 48:57Speaker 1: only like the second half of July and August as
- 49:00Speaker 1: far as the entire year goes in Maine. Not to mention,
- 49:03Speaker 1: you go down there to swim, you got horse flies
- 49:07Speaker 1: the size of fucking bats, biting chunks like drawing blood.
- 49:11Speaker 2: Those things are fucking pain And the.
- 49:13Speaker 1: Only way to escaping this go underwater. In the second
- 49:15Speaker 1: you come out of the water, they land on your
- 49:16Speaker 1: fucking face and they bite you in your face. Just
- 49:19Speaker 1: misery is swimming.
- 49:20Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 49:21Speaker 1: It wasn't great where we live. And then they wait
- 49:24Speaker 1: till we've been away from the house. My whole life,
- 49:27Speaker 1: all this and now my sister has kids, so they
- 49:30Speaker 1: build a pool. My sister's up there. I think my
- 49:33Speaker 1: parents are doing everything they can to entice me to
- 49:37Speaker 1: give up and move back home.
- 49:39Speaker 2: M I mean that's not unlikely. I'm sure your parents
- 49:44Speaker 2: would love for you to move home.
- 49:45Speaker 1: This wouldn't be it's not your typical.
- 49:49Speaker 2: Like I moved back in with my head or what's
- 49:53Speaker 2: going on out there at to chatter? Fuck it up?
- 50:01Speaker 2: It wasn't It was going to be funny and then
- 50:02Speaker 2: I fucked it up? Can continue?
- 50:05Speaker 3: It should be a party word.
- 50:06Speaker 2: I apologize. I apologize. It was Hey, it was a
- 50:09Speaker 2: swing and a miss. It happens. You're up, I'm not.
- 50:13Speaker 2: I don't need to be up.
- 50:14Speaker 3: Get in the box.
- 50:15Speaker 2: No, I want to hear more. I'm quite down. I was.
- 50:18Speaker 2: I was mad because they were disrupting the story, and
- 50:20Speaker 2: then I that's okay to the story. I don't mind.
- 50:23Speaker 1: I was just going to say though, that, like I
- 50:25Speaker 1: think that when you I used to have this stigma
- 50:27Speaker 1: about people that like moved back in with their parents. Remember, yeah,
- 50:32Speaker 1: that was always seen as like you're giving up, yeah.
- 50:35Speaker 4: Or like like you tell yourself it's a reset, but
- 50:38Speaker 4: it's like.
- 50:39Speaker 3: You hear them moving back in with their parents.
- 50:41Speaker 1: Yeah, move back home?
- 50:42Speaker 2: We would you be living at home? Would you ever
- 50:44Speaker 2: move just just move to Maine, or would you want
- 50:47Speaker 2: to move in with your parents?
- 50:48Speaker 1: I think I would. I think I would move into
- 50:50Speaker 1: the poolhouse.
- 50:51Speaker 2: Now, wow, a bad idea.
- 50:56Speaker 1: Well, I think that I've tried enough that I've proven
- 50:59Speaker 1: it doesn't work.
- 51:00Speaker 2: Now this is I actually and this is a really
- 51:02Speaker 2: bad I think.
- 51:03Speaker 1: We've gotten We've gotten to this point where like there's
- 51:06Speaker 1: just no more there's no more point to try.
- 51:08Speaker 2: You can't live in the pool house. Why not living
- 51:11Speaker 2: in the pool I promise you think you're at like
- 51:13Speaker 2: rock Bottom. Living in the pool house will be rock botty.
- 51:15Speaker 1: It can be a pool house guy in the summer,
- 51:18Speaker 1: and then in the winter when they go to Florida,
- 51:20Speaker 1: I'll be a snowbird with them.
- 51:22Speaker 2: This is bad, and all live in I don't even
- 51:25Speaker 2: like this idea. In they don't have a pool in Florida,
- 51:28Speaker 2: but they do have the ocean. You're gonna be walking
- 51:30Speaker 2: through the dew grass every morning to go get a
- 51:33Speaker 2: cup of coffee and from the main house from one of.
- 51:35Speaker 1: My two extremely expensive machines up to the poolhouse. They
- 51:38Speaker 1: have an outlet there.
- 51:39Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're gonna be like having white negronies at
- 51:42Speaker 4: nine in the morning with like your bathrobe oat and
- 51:45Speaker 4: making some waffles.
- 51:46Speaker 2: That might start and then like banging some fifty eight
- 51:50Speaker 2: year old neighbor or like a Hispanic.
- 51:53Speaker 3: Yeah, that might be what happens a housekeeper from a
- 51:56Speaker 3: walk or something.
- 51:57Speaker 1: She's got like three teenage eighteen nineteen year old boys.
- 52:03Speaker 1: That's my mom's boyfriend. He's thirty seven. Apparently he was
- 52:06Speaker 1: a comedian one time.
- 52:08Speaker 2: Now he lives in the pool.
- 52:09Speaker 1: Now he lives in his parents' poolhouse. I hate him.
- 52:12Speaker 2: Francis, Hey, Francis, you can call me Dad.
- 52:19Speaker 3: What's wrong with these kids? Man?
- 52:20Speaker 4: You got to swip these kids into shape. Bitching at
- 52:23Speaker 4: her about them?
- 52:25Speaker 3: We are living.
- 52:26Speaker 1: I'm giving her son's shit for living at homestill.
- 52:32Speaker 2: You guys don't know anything about.
- 52:33Speaker 1: Why don't you guys have a job.
- 52:34Speaker 2: Why don't you have a job. I did already, it
- 52:37Speaker 2: didn't work.
- 52:39Speaker 3: It's time to move out, kids. I am and I
- 52:42Speaker 3: are downsizing.
- 52:43Speaker 2: I think moving to Maine would be great, but I
- 52:47Speaker 2: don't think moving into the poolhouse would be good.
- 52:51Speaker 3: Well, can we see the rendering of a poolhouse?
- 52:53Speaker 1: Yeah, I go square, show you a photo of the poolhouse.
- 52:56Speaker 3: Are we talking six hundred and fifty square feet?
- 53:00Speaker 1: Let me look here, Let me look. I don't know
- 53:02Speaker 1: how it's not big.
- 53:03Speaker 3: I mean, but there's a there's a toilet, a shower
- 53:07Speaker 3: in the kitchenette.
- 53:09Speaker 2: I think you've hit the nail on the head. Te condo.
- 53:11Speaker 2: You would be staying in a like a pecondo pretty much?
- 53:15Speaker 3: Is that Stew's poolhouse?
- 53:17Speaker 1: Kind of looks like it's the that's the poolhouse and
- 53:20Speaker 1: you can go to the right. I mean, it's fucking sick. Oh,
- 53:24Speaker 1: It's turns out building a pool in Maine is not
- 53:27Speaker 1: as expensive as you were thought. By the way, It's
- 53:31Speaker 1: really not that bad. It's one. Isn't that sick?
- 53:35Speaker 2: It's sick. This would be dark, this would be bad.
- 53:40Speaker 2: I get to wake up every morning for like seven
- 53:43Speaker 2: weeks of the year and walk straight out the door
- 53:46Speaker 2: into the pool. And then what happens when it's ten
- 53:48Speaker 2: degrees outside, skate across the pool, small pond, hockey, cold punch,
- 53:56Speaker 2: invite my girlfriend's kids.
- 53:59Speaker 3: Over to play with me, all the neighborhood kids playing on.
- 54:02Speaker 2: You guys are laughing at this. I'm not not serious.
- 54:06Speaker 4: Uh, I think it looks like living at a resort.
- 54:08Speaker 4: It looks like you're living at an obersh property.
- 54:11Speaker 2: That's why I think it'll get dark. I think it
- 54:13Speaker 2: would be sick for like, you know, maybe two weeks,
- 54:16Speaker 2: and then that week three you'd be like, do my
- 54:20Speaker 2: parents built this?
- 54:21Speaker 1: Because they were like, we want to have a place
- 54:23Speaker 1: that you and your family are going to want to
- 54:25Speaker 1: come visit.
- 54:25Speaker 2: And I'm like, you are my family. I must visit you.
- 54:32Speaker 2: I don't have a family.
- 54:33Speaker 1: I have no you.
- 54:36Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even think my sperm works anymore.
- 54:39Speaker 2: Oh man, that's not true. Come on, Yeah, that's what
- 54:43Speaker 2: I've been saying. Come on, you got to be putting it.
- 54:49Speaker 3: You have to maybe run it through a round of tests.
- 54:51Speaker 1: Then no, no, I did all that. It worked fine.
- 54:54Speaker 3: But then what's your problem.
- 54:55Speaker 2: You're riding a lot of city bikes.
- 54:57Speaker 3: Yeah, those the have bumpy they have hot seats too. Yeah,
- 55:02Speaker 3: they'll just cook it. It's like putting it on your
- 55:04Speaker 3: nuts on a George format.
- 55:05Speaker 2: You got to stand up. You got to know right when.
- 55:07Speaker 2: You got to stand up before the bumps, before the bumps.
- 55:10Speaker 2: If you don't stand before those bumps, you're fucked. Yeah,
- 55:14Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking Like, you ever almost almost
- 55:15Speaker 2: get hit one of them, you pop up at the
- 55:17Speaker 2: last minute and you're like, thank god.
- 55:18Speaker 3: Yeah that would have gone.
- 55:19Speaker 2: Through that one. I felt that one. I could feel
- 55:21Speaker 2: that one in the arm.
- 55:22Speaker 3: Pink socked me.
- 55:23Speaker 2: Yeah, damn.
- 55:26Speaker 3: Francis rides standing up. Francis is a great rider.
- 55:29Speaker 2: Ride standing up the whole way. No, no, no, no,
- 55:32Speaker 2: it'll do a thing. I'll do some Why do I
- 55:34Speaker 2: feel like my entire youth, like everyone roade standing up.
- 55:38Speaker 1: Only because you it was cool. The bike was too small,
- 55:43Speaker 1: his seat was all the way down, all the as
- 55:45Speaker 1: far as possible. Yeah, that is everyone thought it was
- 55:48Speaker 1: cool that way it was, but.
- 55:49Speaker 2: It kind of was.
- 55:50Speaker 3: It was cool like Latinos were doing it, you know.
- 55:54Speaker 2: Yeah, you're riding like this and then hitting that and
- 55:57Speaker 2: then you get to hit that pause what I mean,
- 56:02Speaker 2: once you got the momentum going and you're already standing.
- 56:05Speaker 3: To go up a hill and you have better leverage.
- 56:07Speaker 4: If you're standing up, you can like pump up a
- 56:09Speaker 4: hill if you're really standing.
- 56:11Speaker 2: Have you ever gone up Have you ever done like
- 56:13Speaker 2: one of those bikes, like an actual like street bike
- 56:16Speaker 2: where you go up and you're you go on like
- 56:18Speaker 2: gear one and you just gotta like fucking fly, but
- 56:21Speaker 2: you're barely moving. You're going like up one mile per hour.
- 56:24Speaker 4: That's how I used to be on the city bikes
- 56:26Speaker 4: going over the bridge before I switched to electric. Yeah,
- 56:29Speaker 4: like you're doing you It probably takes one thousand pumps
- 56:33Speaker 4: to get up the definitely Manhattan.
- 56:36Speaker 2: You didn't. You didn't ride those every day to work.
- 56:39Speaker 3: I rode them home from work every day during COVID.
- 56:42Speaker 1: You rode analog bikes home from work every day.
- 56:46Speaker 2: I wouldn't even classify those as analog. Bro.
- 56:48Speaker 1: That must have been That's crazy.
- 56:51Speaker 2: Yours been on fire.
- 56:53Speaker 1: I used to do that, right, I've said this before.
- 56:55Speaker 1: I used to ride home from the Jaane Hotel at
- 56:56Speaker 1: three am shit faced to punish myself.
- 56:59Speaker 3: We wet it all out, would you guys?
- 57:01Speaker 2: Like those bikes are significantly slower than like a regular bike.
- 57:06Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like that's like that's like like the elliptical.
- 57:10Speaker 1: I don't even so we didn't have a faster speed.
- 57:14Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but like you ride one of those bikes
- 57:16Speaker 2: and like you see someone on a regular bike, go
- 57:19Speaker 2: buy the like a regular street bike goes the same
- 57:22Speaker 2: speed as like one.
- 57:24Speaker 3: Of the e bikes sometimes if you're a good rider.
- 57:28Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 57:28Speaker 1: It's the streets fly street with the thin wheel, yeah, yes, yeah,
- 57:33Speaker 1: probably faster.
- 57:34Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely the thing. I mean the last time I
- 57:38Speaker 2: tried to ride one of those I got I just
- 57:40Speaker 2: got off of it immediately because.
- 57:41Speaker 3: You know, it's just broken. You can't even get momentum
- 57:43Speaker 3: to start.
- 57:44Speaker 2: And now, did you guys see the bro And.
- 57:47Speaker 3: It's only funny because he lived.
- 57:48Speaker 2: Guy jumping off yeah bridge late last night, right before
- 57:51Speaker 2: I went to bed, and I was like, I wish
- 57:53Speaker 2: I did not see.
- 57:54Speaker 1: That beause I lived.
- 57:55Speaker 4: He was in like like stable condition, not even critical
- 57:58Speaker 4: condition at the hospital.
- 58:00Speaker 2: Did he jump off? He was trying to kill himself.
- 58:01Speaker 3: I think he was an Uber each driver and he
- 58:03Speaker 3: got asked naked and he jumped off. Yeah that was
- 58:05Speaker 3: like pretty dark, he thought, so yeah he lived.
- 58:08Speaker 2: He jumped off. He tried to use the fucking Uber
- 58:10Speaker 2: eats bag as like a parachute.
- 58:12Speaker 3: Yes, he was trying to parachute. You have a plan.
- 58:14Speaker 2: I don't know. That whole thing is maybe be like
- 58:16Speaker 2: these guys must all just be so miserable.
- 58:19Speaker 3: Oh, I think a lot of them are having a
- 58:21Speaker 3: decent time.
- 58:22Speaker 2: So what do you what do? What do you think
- 58:23Speaker 2: he didn't think? He was like fucked up.
- 58:26Speaker 3: No one's having a good time.
- 58:27Speaker 1: I mean I always whenever I see them in the
- 58:29Speaker 1: elevator of my building, I just tell them I'm like, keep.
- 58:34Speaker 2: Going hanging there. Yeah, yeah, you're almost there. Did they
- 58:37Speaker 2: bring a straw? And they're like they're like I know,
- 58:40Speaker 2: I'm okay, And I'm like no, I just mean it's
- 58:42Speaker 2: two more for us.
- 58:45Speaker 3: They're not high. You actually take the stairs.
- 58:47Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, you got this hanging there? No nappins though,
- 58:51Speaker 2: where the n.
- 58:53Speaker 3: I ordered a coke zero? There's a diet coke.
- 58:56Speaker 2: So now I'm going to get a full refund and.
- 58:59Speaker 4: You're gonna get fired. You're gonna get sent back. Maybe
- 59:03Speaker 4: that's what happened.
- 59:04Speaker 3: Like somebody like said, like they said they order didn't
- 59:07Speaker 3: get there.
- 59:07Speaker 2: Yeah, from the picture of it, that shit's fucked bro.
- 59:11Speaker 2: When people like people like scamming them. Yeah, it's like
- 59:14Speaker 2: the guy's already making no money and now you're going
- 59:16Speaker 2: to accuse him of stealing, like you got to be
- 59:19Speaker 2: like evil.
- 59:20Speaker 3: The consequences are dire for that.
- 59:22Speaker 2: Yeah, Like you're gonna get this guy fired because you
- 59:25Speaker 2: didn't want to pay ten dollars for your Popeye sandwich.
- 59:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 59:30Speaker 4: I think someone here used to do that all the time.
- 59:32Speaker 4: I don't even know if I want to say it.
- 59:33Speaker 4: I don't want to say who, because that's a nasty one.
- 59:36Speaker 2: I think a lot of people used to do that
- 59:37Speaker 2: right when it was like first hitting the scene. You know,
- 59:40Speaker 2: I feel like that Uber Eats.
- 59:42Speaker 3: And Domestics delivery.
- 59:43Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, it's gotten it's gotten depressing. Like it went
- 59:50Speaker 2: from being like this is crazy, I can order I
- 59:52Speaker 2: could have chick fil A here in ten minutes. So
- 59:55Speaker 2: now you're like, why is that that I can have
- 59:57Speaker 2: Chick fil A here in ten minutes?
- 59:59Speaker 3: Where they already are they making it on the way?
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: Did they already have it and they're coming Yeah, Like
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: it's like a dim sum throughout the city where there's
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: just someone riding around with Chick fil A all the time.
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: It really feels just bing it and they'll drop it
- 1:00:12Speaker 4: off like every like these three predictable Chick fil A orders.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: See that dude jumping off the bridge is the equivalent
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: of the horses in Central Park collapsing. Oh yeah, it's like,
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: ohone thought it was this romantic, cute New York thing,
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: and it's like, no, those horses are being worked to death.
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: Yeah, you're torturing them. Yeah, now every one, lady on
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: the fucking back of it.
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: Yeah. The next thing, you know, like people are going
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: to be protesting on behalf of door dash cyclists and
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: stuff like that.
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: You know what the biggest downfall, the biggest problem for
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: the door dash guys and the uber eats guys is
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: that they'll never have the support of the bikers because
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: the way they ride it's not ethical.
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: They are unethical riders. Up, they're going forward five mint
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: lane and they both have their legs over one side
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: like they're riding side set on.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: Your dainty women, Yeah, Victorian England.
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: Like you want to feel like I do feel bad
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: for them, and I and I wish they had better circumstances.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: But when you're riding down the street like those guys
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: are a problem.
- 1:01:17Speaker 4: Some gay ass pussy politician, Uh got like like one
- 1:01:22Speaker 4: hundred million dollars in uh was oron?
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: Was it? Yeah?
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: Yeah, got he got a hundred million dollars refunded in hips.
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: Right, they just had just been stolen from them.
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: Yeah, what did I guess? Like there was some I
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: might be wrong, but it was something like the default
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: tip was set to be lower than what it was
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: supposed to be when you when you oh, so like
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: they had been getting like five.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: Or ten, and it was it was five, ten and fifteen,
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: yeah something.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: Now they've bumped it up till like ten, fifteen, twenty
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: or something something like that. I don't know. I don't
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: know the exact thing, but I know that I guess. Yeah,
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: they were getting stolen. They were getting sammed.
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- 1:04:32Speaker 4: Yacht would be amazing. It's like, I got it. I
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- 1:04:43Speaker 3: We could never go we could never spend a day on.
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: The what if we just did like net jets? Uh subscription? Right?
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: I joined a private jet service, which yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: anytime that we travel from this point for we're flying private.
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- 1:05:12Speaker 1: that you do, you know, you you have to buy
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- 1:05:25Speaker 2: I mean, I think let's do it.
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- 1:05:27Speaker 2: I think we do that. And honestly, I think showing
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: up to the invitational in a private jet is the
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: all time tome setter. Absolutely yeah, already you're already spending
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: You guys see that. That's my winning right there? Who's
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- 1:05:56Speaker 1: I didn't see any other jets out on the tarmac there.
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- 1:06:19Speaker 2: of like a landing strip as well for your plan.
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- 1:06:27Speaker 3: What does a private plane cost to buy out?
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: Right?
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: Ten mil?
- 1:06:31Speaker 4: I guess range. You don't want a little you don't
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- 1:06:38Speaker 2: I think they're like thirty million. Yeah, I think like
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: a really good.
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: Between two and two million and one hundred million.
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: Yeah, like a well one hundreds of little on the
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- 1:06:52Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like.
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: When the invitational you put it on a parlay Okay,
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: now we're talking.
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: You get the one point four and you put it
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: right on like a fat cheek.
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I like that. I love that. Actually, got tuddies. Yeah,
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: and then you got a plane and then we do
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: the podcast. That's we just do it from the plane
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: every time. Have you seen just uber to JFK. There's
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: an Instagram account Teeter Buruh.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: There's an Instagram account of a guy who sells private
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: jets to people and he shows the fucking you know,
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: clients coming in and they're like, so what what are
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: you looking for? And they're like this, that and that,
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: and the guy's like, yeah, okay, it's going to be
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: this and like how much are you willing to spend
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: it on X? And they're like, I don't know. Five
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: to ten, I was thinking, what client buying a private
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: jet would ever agree to be on that fucking page?
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: I don't know, what do you? So?
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: What do you think have you ever might know? I mean,
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: I think it's real. I just my point is, like.
- 1:07:57Speaker 4: I think it's Persians. I think you're talking about Persian clients.
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: Usually a Persian will try to flex their wealth.
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: That's so that's so weird and gaudy. I think a
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: big part of like.
- 1:08:08Speaker 3: But that's Persians though, gold curtain, rod top, high hair, Lamborghinis, sunset.
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: Yes, they're always showing the price tag. I would think that,
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: like for so long, you know, wrapper wealth fucking whatever.
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: It was like here's my mayboch, here's my this, here's that,
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: but you can't even guess how expensive this was, you.
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Like, I feel like it's also probable.
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: TV Cribs was always like I have all this shit.
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: Your your assumption is correct. It was more money than God,
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: but they never put price tags on it. And now
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: there's price tags being included in this ship.
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: Yeah. But I'm wondering, like, are the clients typically like
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: just like old dudes. No, not the one that I
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: saw it was a young guy, Tyler.
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: You saw this.
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: Because I'm wondering, like, maybe, like I could see it
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: easily being a situation too where they like don't even
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: really know what's being filmed. You know, the guy's like
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: you if I recorder for a little something I'm doing,
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: Oh like girls do porn essentially. Yeah, uh yeah, that
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: guy exactly. Yeah, that's the guy. That's the one I
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: saw that the guy from Succession Nicholas Brown.
- 1:09:21Speaker 4: Oh hey, this guy is This guy's an actor, the
- 1:09:25Speaker 4: white dude? Is he the rich European like the entitled European.
- 1:09:29Speaker 4: He's always doing skits where he gets kicked out of
- 1:09:32Speaker 4: clubs and stuff like that.
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: So you think we were duped?
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: This is a sye O. This guy's involved. I'm pretty
- 1:09:39Speaker 3: sure I could be wrong. Oh it's not that guy.
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: It looks like him.
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: Mhm. With this guy, it's unbelievable.
- 1:09:51Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I'm wrong.
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: This guy's are pretty damn good salesman.
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: I mean, I guess, yeah, he can't be that good
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: if he's on TikTok Oh, that's kind of what I wonder.
- 1:10:00Speaker 4: But I think that there's like the fame economy is
- 1:10:04Speaker 4: like it's a thing like you can get enough money
- 1:10:06Speaker 4: and you're like, I actually want it. That's probably why
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: the people agree to be filmed, because they're like, maybe
- 1:10:10Speaker 4: they'll do a fucking reality show on me. Yeah, they're
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: boring ass billionaires most of them, and they but they.
- 1:10:17Speaker 3: Are like, well I want I want the attention too.
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:10:20Speaker 4: It's like you're you do do nothing deserving of it.
- 1:10:23Speaker 4: So their content is spending money.
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're right. Fuck heye to be that
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: business very uh to the point.
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: Yeah, it really didn't mince words.
- 1:10:38Speaker 4: There, Yeah, business are you in?
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: Dude?
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: I picked up a watermelon from the Whole Foods on
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: twenty fourth Street today.
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: Bring the work out? Uh, what do you do?
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: You knock them or something?
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:10:52Speaker 4: There's stuff that people look for, like the amount of yellow,
- 1:10:55Speaker 4: the shape. No, I think it's an art to picking
- 1:10:58Speaker 4: the water lemon.
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: Speaking of which, we got some cucumbers in the gop
- 1:11:03Speaker 2: the joke again, I'm gonna say we got some bananas
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: in the in the kitchen that looked like cucumbers because
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: of how green they are. But now, forget about it.
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: Forget about it. It's so much worse in the explanation
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: I now, I know it would have been. It was
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: gonna be funny. No, it's gonna be that funny.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: It's I don't I can't tell. It was close because
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: of how much you fucked it up.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: Yeah, I trust you because you.
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: Have good instincts. But the way it was explained, I
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: can't picture that coming out.
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: Well, some cucumbers in the fuck aboard aboard.
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: Uh, your body cut you off. It's like something deep
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: within you was like, don't see it through. Oh man,
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: Why I bought a water melon and I was walking up.
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: It was too heavy for the paper bag that they
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: gave me because I bought some other shit, and so
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: I was I was like, I'll just carry it loose.
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: So I'm walking up seventh alf from twenty fourth to
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: our office with a water melon under my right arm,
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: and I started imagining that I was a running back
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: and I'm looking at all the people walking towards me,
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: and I'm like, I shifted it to the other arm
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: whenever I would like cut around people. And it felt
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: I got me very excited about football season.
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like you're ready. And I'll tell you, man,
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: you feel like there's no way anyone could ever knock
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: this out of my grip. But when you have a watermelon, yeah,
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: I just had it so locked in. But then you
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: see that Derrick Henry fumbles a good amount. Yeah, and
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: he the football is significantly smaller.
- 1:12:59Speaker 4: And he's he's so strong, he's so big and strong,
- 1:13:02Speaker 4: so big, so strong. It actually breaks my heart to
- 1:13:04Speaker 4: hear you say how excited you are for football, because
- 1:13:07Speaker 4: Sas just had like a fifteen minute conversation about kicking
- 1:13:11Speaker 4: you out of the fantasy football league.
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: No, you're already out. I'd already been. Yeah, he's been.
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: What are we talking about?
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: Me in. He has no problems spectfully.
- 1:13:19Speaker 4: Yeah, but that was just sad, like he doesn't care
- 1:13:23Speaker 4: about ball. I don't know high and tight right now.
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: I don't even know if my parents poolhouse is WiFi
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: until we get up and run and.
- 1:13:32Speaker 3: Send a letter with your lineup every week. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:13:36Speaker 3: almost said I could set it for you.
- 1:13:38Speaker 2: How many leagues you think you're going to do this year?
- 1:13:40Speaker 3: I accidentally am in four already.
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: Oh not including ours?
- 1:13:45Speaker 4: No, no accidental four. I signed up for two that
- 1:13:48Speaker 4: I didn't even know when the draft was.
- 1:13:50Speaker 2: Is it they just random leagues?
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: I actually might have even done like one, only one
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: of the drafts. I was just signing up for ship
- 1:13:57Speaker 3: and then it just like happens.
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: That's early.
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: I got the itch.
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: I did that last year and then I ended up
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: balance on that league. That it's really yeah, you count that.
- 1:14:09Speaker 3: As a win Taco leagues.
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: Of course you count a random league as a win.
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: No no.
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: Cash, no win exactly, no woman, no cry.
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: I uh yeah, I gotta I gotta start watching some
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: more ball, getting my getting my knowledge back up. I
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: saw a I mean, AJ Brown's looking real good, real good,
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: damn good. I saw he uh caught a pass over
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: Christian Gonzales today and then he was talking ship to him.
- 1:14:39Speaker 3: I saw gon Dolls was just letting him catch passes
- 1:14:41Speaker 3: to get his ego up.
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
- 1:14:43Speaker 3: I think that's definitely what's going on.
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: You know, Gonzo's got it on lock dude.
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: Last summer, at this time, I had a had a
- 1:14:48Speaker 4: beach house rented for two weeks.
- 1:14:50Speaker 3: We were doing fucking remote shows. They were terrible, remember
- 1:14:56Speaker 3: that I forgot about that. Those were a last bad.
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: Yeah, those were pretty bad.
- 1:15:01Speaker 4: And then somebody found the research of what we of
- 1:15:06Speaker 4: all of our goals that we set and they broke
- 1:15:10Speaker 4: it down. But I think that they were wrong about
- 1:15:11Speaker 4: the average views per episode. They said the average averaged
- 1:15:14Speaker 4: fifty point eight thousand views. But there hasn't been an
- 1:15:17Speaker 4: episode under fifty, Like, it's definitely.
- 1:15:20Speaker 3: More than that.
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: What are they referring to just YouTube?
- 1:15:23Speaker 3: Probably just YouTube, but even YouTube, that's not true.
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: They might be going way back.
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: No, it was to when we set the goals in
- 1:15:29Speaker 3: October October tenth.
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: And they said in October tenth, we were already above
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: fifty thousand.
- 1:15:34Speaker 3: Since then, it's been average of fifty thousand. That's not true.
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: Are you sure they don't mean we have increased by
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: fifty thousand viewers because that would make sense.
- 1:15:42Speaker 3: I think so. I don't think that's what they meant.
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, whoever came up with that is just wrong.
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: That's not even close to.
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: That could be wrong, who fucking knows, But it was
- 1:15:52Speaker 3: just But we we hit every one of our other
- 1:15:54Speaker 3: goals except for having a third merch drop. We went
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: to two out of the three merch drops that we
- 1:16:00Speaker 3: set as goals.
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: I mean, we'll do one again for Black Friday.
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: Yeah, do you guys feel like setting more goals? I
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: don't think this is the time for me.
- 1:16:09Speaker 3: I wasn't playing.
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: I don't think I should set any goals right now.
- 1:16:13Speaker 3: Your goal should be like more that. They shouldn't be statistical.
- 1:16:16Speaker 4: They should be like clear head cock full of sperm,
- 1:16:21Speaker 4: like zero holes of golf, played two jets, purchased two poolhouses,
- 1:16:27Speaker 4: finance yes, and like one really good conversation with Salim
- 1:16:32Speaker 4: from the Milk Boys was a realistical role from you.
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: You know how I know it's a bad sign. I
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: think I've I know for a fact that I've made
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: I've made this observation before, but I've never felt it
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: more strongly than I do right now. There are so
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: many people. I don't know where this comes from, so
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: many people who are trying to set me up with
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: like my sister's friend.
- 1:16:59Speaker 2: This, I have a huh that is your sister doing that?
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: My sister had someone for me? Yeah yeah, but I
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: didn't mean it when I said that, Like I have
- 1:17:09Speaker 2: dudes dm ing me and being like, hey I have
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: I had a dude DM me and be like I
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: can't believe I'm doing this, but I really think you
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: and my younger sister would like hit it off and
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: like if you want, here's their Instagram. Yeah yeah, that's
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: that's not right, pamping out his sister. It is Alice Clout.
- 1:17:27Speaker 3: It is.
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: It's like it's heavier right now than it's ever been
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: which is so baffling because I have never in my
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: life been in a place where I was more likely
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: to be a horrible match for somebody.
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: But that's not what they see, bro, They see a
- 1:17:48Speaker 3: like a fixture, upper potent.
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: You are.
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: You don't know what the fuck you're doing, trying to
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: set me up with someone you care about.
- 1:17:56Speaker 3: They see roadkill fallon and they're like, how sad.
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: Your loved ones away from me?
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: I am.
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: I am not in the mood.
- 1:18:06Speaker 3: I was just gonna attract him more. No, I'm telling you,
- 1:18:09Speaker 3: this is going to attract him more.
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: I got nothing going on and I don't want to
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: do anything. You don't need any of that, Red. This
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: is all distraction. It's all noise. This is all noise.
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: Shock, it etches.
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: Yeah, block it gone. Focusing on golfing.
- 1:18:21Speaker 3: Sisters, sisters, Yeah, this is all golf. Yeah, we need
- 1:18:27Speaker 3: to focus on golf.
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: So honestly, like you hand me over the keys to
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: the Instagram account. Any DM we get about anything like that,
- 1:18:33Speaker 2: I'm blocking the account.
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: I'm glad.
- 1:18:35Speaker 4: We're gonna do it like the teams at AAU basketball
- 1:18:39Speaker 4: tournaments where we put a piece of blue tape on
- 1:18:42Speaker 4: your door and if like the blue tape is broken
- 1:18:44Speaker 4: from you, like going out or having someone get.
- 1:18:47Speaker 3: Kicked out of the tournament. Yeah, like no, no fucking no,
- 1:18:50Speaker 3: blue tape on your home door, blue tape on your
- 1:18:53Speaker 3: upstate door, blue tape on your golf door.
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: You do wonder though, because McGregor said that he did
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: he did tension seeman retention. Is that what it's called. Yeah,
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: before his fight, and we all saw how that went.
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: So I don't think we fully stopped coming, but let's
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: let's pull it back.
- 1:19:11Speaker 4: A coming cessation yeah, yeahs a cessation once or twice
- 1:19:14Speaker 4: a week.
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: Just have to say, well it's tough, man. I'm kind
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: of like an all come or no come guy.
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: So then let's go bi weekly. One week you come. Yeah,
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: so like one week no coming, and then one week
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: like coming, like you couldn't even imagine, Like you're like
- 1:19:35Speaker 2: you don't even want to hurts, yeah, yeah, hurts yeah, tired. Yeah.
- 1:19:41Speaker 3: It's like when you're training for a marathon.
- 1:19:44Speaker 4: It's like you want to do you know, three three
- 1:19:47Speaker 4: miles the first day, and then like six miles and
- 1:19:50Speaker 4: then ten miles and then rest for two days and
- 1:19:52Speaker 4: then and then fifteen miles and you're building up to
- 1:19:57Speaker 4: this fucking orgasmic seventy two holes have come.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: Boy, I can't wait till it's over.
- 1:20:07Speaker 3: It's gonna be great.
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: What the coming or the.
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: The tournament so that I can go back to my coming?
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: Yeah, come on your own time, come.
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: On, yeah, my my, you know my loads are my loads?
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: Taking my loads back? I'm taking my loads.
- 1:20:22Speaker 3: Have you seen how chicks in the office is going
- 1:20:24Speaker 3: to like palm springs all the time?
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: And I feel like they've been doing that since I started.
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: This, always going somewhere incredible.
- 1:20:32Speaker 2: Yeah, they're always in tropical places.
- 1:20:33Speaker 3: They're in tropical places.
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's their thing.
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: I need to stop talking about fucking diary and game,
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: start talking about Love Island and we'll go too.
- 1:20:44Speaker 3: You think.
- 1:20:45Speaker 4: So that's my question is, like, once this is all done,
- 1:20:48Speaker 4: like could you maybe go for a tropical place?
- 1:20:51Speaker 3: Like would that be nice?
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: Once you like a little.
- 1:20:53Speaker 3: Often combed and like you can kind of.
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: Seems like a real waste of money when my parents
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: have a poolhouse, but it's we're talking Maine in the summer.
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: What's better?
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: That's true, but like that's so short.
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: Well what about after the summertime? Is there?
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: So I don't know if I'm going to be around
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: after that.
- 1:21:14Speaker 2: All right, let's talk realistic here though. If you are
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: to win the Invitational and you come away with a
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: million dollars one point sixty six one point six six
- 1:21:25Speaker 2: before Texas, obviously we're gonna have to get into it.
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: What are you going to do? Quz? That is it everything?
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: You can't quit before the video comes out?
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't quit but skate skate by. But no, no,
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: I would give no indication.
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: You go.
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: No, I didn't give in any No, No, I don't know.
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: Like last year I said this, but like people were like,
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: I think it's has anyone. I think France has won
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: the Invitational. Have you seen how much money he's been spending?
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: It's like where have you been? Yeah?
- 1:21:56Speaker 2: Yeah, I was doing that before I didn't have the money. Yeah,
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: but like that's in an absurd amount of money to win,
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: Like that's like lottery money. Yeah, Like what would you
- 1:22:07Speaker 2: do if you just were if all of a sudden
- 1:22:09Speaker 2: you just had that much. I just don't like you
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: just put it all in savings.
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: Last year, I took twenty I took I took I
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: took home two hundred and twenty two thousand dollars after taxes.
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: I put two hundred thousand dollars into the stock market
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: and took twenty two thousand dollars to play with, which
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: sent me to New Zealand. Yeah, and I bought a
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: bunch of clothes. It's I didn't need more than twenty
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: two grand, no, to satisfy my stupidity for a few months. Yeah.
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're talking a significantly larger amount of money now, right.
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: But I don't think it's like proportionate. I don't know that.
- 1:22:48Speaker 3: He also came back from New Zealand early like he
- 1:22:51Speaker 3: was like it was too much.
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: Maybe i'd buy a woman.
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: I was thought you were gonna say I would buy
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: a house, buy a house in Maine, by a little by,
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: a little summer house in Maine. That'd be sick. I
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: don't need I just visit my parents. I stay in
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: the poolhouse. You keep thinking the poolhouse is a bad place.
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: You got to see it.
- 1:23:11Speaker 3: Well, are you are your sister and your kids going
- 1:23:13Speaker 3: to stay in the poolhouse?
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: No, they stay elsewhere. They're too many people.
- 1:23:17Speaker 2: So you could rebuild the poolhouse.
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: They could have a wing.
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: They just built it.
- 1:23:23Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a floor.
- 1:23:25Speaker 2: Maybe some underground tunnels connecting the main house and the poolhouse.
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: Underground, so that I could do with a glass window
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: into the pool.
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be sick.
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: Like watch people swim.
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like a basketball court and it's like.
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: A mirrored glass, so they can't see that.
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: They don't know you, they don't know watching the glass.
- 1:23:44Speaker 3: But no one comes over, so it's just your parents
- 1:23:49Speaker 3: watching your parents swim.
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: Yeah. I really thought this was going to be more interesting.
- 1:23:55Speaker 2: And my dad's doing laps again. Form suck. Wish I
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: bought like a curtain or something. I think that'd be great.
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: Uh, if I were to win all that money, I'm
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: trying to think what would I do with like nine
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: hundred thousand. I mean, that's one of those things where
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: like I guess I'd probably put eight fifty of it
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: into the stock market fifty and take fifty g's and like,
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe i'd buy a paddock at that point,
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: I don't know. I would go I probably.
- 1:24:40Speaker 4: Would go, are you talking about a protect philip or
- 1:24:42Speaker 4: a paddock of sheep?
- 1:24:47Speaker 3: Which which paddock are you talking about?
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: I would go both eighty So you'd come home with
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: eight fifty, No, nine hundred, nine hundred, take put seven fifty.
- 1:24:58Speaker 3: In U MAC.
- 1:25:00Speaker 4: Is there any way to look up what eight hundred
- 1:25:02Speaker 4: and fifty thousand dollars if you put it into the
- 1:25:05Speaker 4: stock market today would be in thirty years?
- 1:25:08Speaker 3: What you could turn?
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: Doubles every seven years?
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: Is this on good? Like a good trial? Like? Is
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: this smart to be putting that much money in the
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: market right now?
- 1:25:16Speaker 3: What we're doing for a big reset? That's a good point.
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: Yes, I think we hold. I think we've got if
- 1:25:21Speaker 2: you're willing to put it for thirty years, it's never
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: not smart history.
- 1:25:25Speaker 4: Yeah, timing the market is uh is never as good
- 1:25:28Speaker 4: as time in the market.
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: As they say, there you go it doubles every seven years,
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: So yeah, it'd be it'd be fifty one point seven
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: three point four. You're talking like twelve million bucks in
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: thirty years.
- 1:25:41Speaker 3: So does that? Does that sound nice?
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: I want twelve million bucks right now.
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: But that's not what he's doing.
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: What does it say on that? Oh, it was says
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: six point five fifty to one point seven in seven years,
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: uh to three point four.
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: But this is you never get to use this movie,
- 1:26:01Speaker 2: I think than that for your kids.
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: Yeah, so oh, no, no, sorry, it says, well fourteen
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: point eight. Yeah, okay, yeah, so just over twelve. I'm
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: glad I wasn't too far off.
- 1:26:13Speaker 2: How much are you gonna give me in Roan if.
- 1:26:15Speaker 4: You win, I would want a group experience. I'd want
- 1:26:18Speaker 4: to go to Morocco with the boys cash bowdroom, you.
- 1:26:22Speaker 2: Guys have fun. You guys will have a blast in Morocco.
- 1:26:24Speaker 2: Though that's gonna be fine.
- 1:26:26Speaker 3: It's not up to you, it's up to Francis. And
- 1:26:29Speaker 3: I would lobby so hard.
- 1:26:30Speaker 4: I'll put on such a better PowerPoint presentation for him
- 1:26:33Speaker 4: to gift us the experience that like, there's no way
- 1:26:36Speaker 4: that he would give us the cash.
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: It's amazing how many places you and I would enjoy
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: going two together, Ron, and I don't think one single
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: one of them would be a place that.
- 1:26:45Speaker 2: I enjoy that I'm on now that I'm off the weed,
- 1:26:48Speaker 2: I I got it. I'm big into like outside again,
- 1:26:51Speaker 2: you know, moving my body. And they're living in a
- 1:26:54Speaker 2: great place for yeah, so well not really Cappadocia.
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: Where they have the hot air balloons.
- 1:27:02Speaker 3: Yeah, it goes go to ride a hot air balloon
- 1:27:04Speaker 3: over the mountains.
- 1:27:05Speaker 2: I would pay thirty six thousand dollars to not ride
- 1:27:08Speaker 2: on the hot air balloon.
- 1:27:09Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, there's no place if you had to spend
- 1:27:13Speaker 3: thirty six thousand dollars on a vacation, you couldn't put
- 1:27:15Speaker 3: it in the market. Where would you go?
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: What's the city with the highest density of best buys
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: in the world.
- 1:27:21Speaker 3: Yeah, he would go to Hong Kong.
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I would go to Patagonia.
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: Yeah, well that would be a sick trip. Yeah, that'd
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: be fuck because there's a really elite hotel down there too.
- 1:27:29Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, I would love to go.
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: We could all go to Patagonia because then we could
- 1:27:33Speaker 1: satisfy all of our urges, our desires. Yeah, sick dining
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: like cool views and beautiful visuals, you know, awesome shit
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: for me and Ron and then for you Wi Fi.
- 1:27:46Speaker 2: No, they're fishing. There is so good comfortable bed all right.
- 1:27:51Speaker 3: So if you win, if you win, can we go
- 1:27:53Speaker 3: to Patagonia?
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: If I win, all finance a trip for the three
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: of us to go to all go to.
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: Get set on Patagonia Where I know I am.
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: I want to go to Patagonia. That my two places
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: that I wanted to go were Japan and Patagonia. And
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: I'm going in September to.
- 1:28:07Speaker 4: Japan, all right, So that gives our viewers an incentive
- 1:28:10Speaker 4: to to root for Francis even harder.
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: I will pay for the three Actually, you know what, Yeah,
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: I'll pay for I'll pay for us.
- 1:28:18Speaker 3: All I thought about Sean MC, to.
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: Be honest with you, I wondered if they would want
- 1:28:24Speaker 1: to do that.
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: I bet what you could get.
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: Would you guys want to come? All right, we'll bring
- 1:28:28Speaker 1: the whole team, All six of us will go to Patagonia,
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: all expenses paid on my dame. If I win the
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: Internet Invitational. That is a promise.
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: I feel like you could finesse away or not finesse.
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: The second I win, I'm going to be looking noise.
- 1:28:44Speaker 2: I feel like Barstoo would probably pay for their travel
- 1:28:47Speaker 2: if you paid for all of ours, or or or
- 1:28:50Speaker 2: pay for all of our travel travel.
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: Patagon That was kind of what my thought was then
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: when I started thinking about them, I was like, well,
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: if we turn it into content, we can, But.
- 1:28:58Speaker 2: The thing is do we want to turn it?
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: Look, I've already made the promise. I'm happy to live
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: with that promise, and that's a good point.
- 1:29:05Speaker 2: We're gonna want.
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: It to be content. We could also do like little
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: bits of content we could record down there. I wouldn't
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: mind recording down there, but like making it like a
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: fish week where we're like going from one shoot to
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: the next, I think would make it harder for us
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: to enjoy it as much.
- 1:29:19Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe just like social posts.
- 1:29:20Speaker 3: No wagon, we've come to love now if you're down
- 1:29:24Speaker 3: there grinding.
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not trying to grind it.
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: Man, this is amazing. I now have something to do today.
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: I'm going to be researching our Patagonias.
- 1:29:31Speaker 3: In Patagonia or what are the little what do they
- 1:29:34Speaker 3: have there? Do they have yrts units?
- 1:29:37Speaker 2: Yeah? I think it's just units.
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: Lodges, Like, yeah, we're going to go to a lodge. Yeah,
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: that would be sick lodge. Great hiking. Uh oh you
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: know what they do down there. I'm pretty sure that
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: you can do it, which is cool. I don't know
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: if we'd want to do this dove hunting.
- 1:29:54Speaker 2: In Patagonia, I'm anything.
- 1:29:57Speaker 1: Listen, guess how many doves you shoot a day? Thousands?
- 1:30:01Speaker 1: Literally thousands?
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember you telling me about your buddies that
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: did that down there.
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how much we enjoyed murdering flocks.
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: I mean of doves.
- 1:30:13Speaker 3: How long do they spend shooting them?
- 1:30:16Speaker 2: It's not as long as three hours straight?
- 1:30:18Speaker 3: Yeah, just sweated buffalo on the organ trail.
- 1:30:25Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to kill anymore. There's
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: still ten thousand left. There're too there are too many doves.
- 1:30:32Speaker 3: You have a suitcase of ammos.
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: They just keep coming.
- 1:30:38Speaker 2: Rest the barrel, the barrel's glowing red, pile doves.
- 1:30:47Speaker 3: Up to your just leaning on sand bags, chop a fifty.
- 1:30:58Speaker 3: It must have been what Normandy felt like.
- 1:31:00Speaker 2: Definitely, oh man, mmmm hmm.
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:31:04Speaker 3: We gotta get the Gonia Patagonia today. So is it
- 1:31:08Speaker 3: frowned upon?
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: It?
- 1:31:09Speaker 3: Is it wearing?
- 1:31:09Speaker 4: Is it like wearing a I Love New York shirt
- 1:31:12Speaker 4: in walking around Times Square? If you wear a Patagonia
- 1:31:15Speaker 4: vest in Patagonia?
- 1:31:16Speaker 2: I would assume so, I think so, I would assume.
- 1:31:20Speaker 2: Do they have a patagon Can we look that up?
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: If they have a Patagonia location?
- 1:31:23Speaker 3: Is there a store in Patagonia or is it.
- 1:31:26Speaker 2: Just like or just in Argentina. You could just do Argentina,
- 1:31:28Speaker 2: you know.
- 1:31:29Speaker 3: Can you buy Saratoga water in Saratoga kind of thing?
- 1:31:36Speaker 2: Okay?
- 1:31:36Speaker 3: They have they have a location enhanced.
- 1:31:40Speaker 2: I got a mini museum too.
- 1:31:41Speaker 3: They got a patagon of a museum. That's the store
- 1:31:44Speaker 3: in Patagonia.
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: Good.
- 1:31:48Speaker 3: I think it's kitchen and charming.
- 1:31:50Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, that looks sick. Actually, that does look pretty sick.
- 1:31:54Speaker 3: We got to get back if and if we go,
- 1:31:56Speaker 3: If we win, we go to Patagonia. If we lose,
- 1:31:58Speaker 3: we go upstate.
- 1:31:59Speaker 2: Patagonia might be like a white whale sponsorship for this show.
- 1:32:02Speaker 3: That would be incredible of the company. Yeah, okay, yeah,
- 1:32:06Speaker 3: that would be That would be cool. But I think
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: just anywhere anyone that will get us out there. I
- 1:32:10Speaker 3: prioritize the locale.
- 1:32:12Speaker 2: To the Patagonia brought to you by Patagonia.
- 1:32:15Speaker 1: Talking.
- 1:32:16Speaker 3: Wow, that's man catigony exception.
- 1:32:19Speaker 2: I think that's got some real potential.
- 1:32:22Speaker 4: That's got wings, that's got legs that could move mountains,
- 1:32:26Speaker 4: that could move mountains. Fuck yuess all right, I have
- 1:32:31Speaker 4: to go home.
- 1:32:32Speaker 2: All good.
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: I can give you a ride.
- 1:32:33Speaker 2: I drove in really Queens. You might swinging me up
- 1:32:38Speaker 2: to Queens. All right, well for one episode. We will
- 1:32:44Speaker 2: be back on Thursday.
- 1:32:47Speaker 4: Thank you to our friendship Chase for a great sponsorship.
- 1:32:49Speaker 4: That was awesome. Yes, Chase rules we had a great.
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- 1:32:56Speaker 3: That was a great run.
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- 1:33:10Speaker 2: Oh check out Behind the Bush came out if you're watching.
- 1:33:13Speaker 2: This came out last night. But it's like, I think, Mac,
- 1:33:15Speaker 2: how long is it? Two hours, hour forty five.
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: Oh, that's the big one you were talking about.
- 1:33:20Speaker 2: Mack and Quiggs did the whole thing. So check that
- 1:33:23Speaker 2: out to really good.
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: Wow, all right, dope, that's it.