Latest / The Frostworn Oath / Ep 8 - The False Bottom
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- 0:00From broken time, from shattered faith, from dumb decisions and
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- 1:01On the last episode of The Frostborn Oath, Dera Valeo, you
- 1:05guys heading to Tom's house? Alright mate.
- 1:07Yazer. You guys heading to the shrine
- 1:09of ours? We are see they were in Valeo
- 1:13accompanied with ostrich and grift not.
- 1:16Fucking blind. Oh, it won't.
- 1:18Check it out for me. You can hear him in the
- 1:20darkness, just all you see is the dark stairwell that leans
- 1:25down. I knew that Tom was Diddy. 0
- 1:27Nanawa, you and your group. See.
- 1:29You rush towards the shrine of ours.
- 1:31Orechi struggles with him and slams the Raider to the ground.
- 1:35We can handle this if you want to go inside.
- 1:37OK, Vallejo. You make your way down the
- 1:40stairs and it's pitch black within.
- 1:43I can't see a fucking thing now if this isn't anybody that's
- 1:46going to stab me in the fucking liver, it's Vallejo.
- 1:52The bounty Hunter. No, that's dog, but close
- 1:55enough. I'm going to come rushing down,
- 1:58mate. Where is she?
- 1:59Is she down here? There.
- 2:00Oh, come here. I have.
- 2:03I found her back at the shrine of ours.
- 2:07The two of you burst through the doors of the shrine of ours.
- 2:10You notice Sister Marin off in the distance, just out of
- 2:14limelight, hiding crouching behind the pews.
- 2:16Killer she's a traitor he's. Not going to have the outlash
- 2:19for long. And he just stares at you and
- 2:25just goes. So a friend of the priest was
- 2:27it? By by chance?
- 2:28See where the hourglass is? Your elder's blast just barely
- 2:32missed it. It literally floating right
- 2:34where he was concentrating, and then shoot another one at the
- 2:37hourglass. That's it.
- 2:39Your blast flies out and then the surprise comes over his face
- 2:43as he watches the hit. The hourglass glass is not, and
- 2:46it clatters to the ground roll initiative.
- 2:50Do I see the hourglass? The hourglass is on the floor 10
- 2:55feet away from you. You run up to smash the
- 2:57hourglass. I'm breaking the.
- 2:59Fucking hourglass. Matt, Matt 20, I told you if
- 3:03there was any time to get a Matt 20, this was it.
- 3:10And that split second you see Nanaway hit the hourglass,
- 3:13there's a burst of white light turned blue fire, and then
- 3:17within that moment you hear tinked and half of the hourglass
- 3:21comes kicking over towards your feet.
- 3:23I can't believe the same day that Nanaway found out exactly
- 3:25what his shark God pendant was, he destroyed it.
- 3:31It can do this, It can do that. And there's other things you
- 3:33don't even know that it can do. Broken.
- 3:41What's your name? I am Apostle Charis of our
- 3:44Magister Bay room. Well, guess what, motherfucker,
- 3:47I'll never give you that fucking hourglass.
- 3:50I'm going to cast, I'm going to cast mage hand right with
- 3:54hourglasses and I'm going to pick up the out the half of the
- 3:56hourglass and float it back over to Zier.
- 3:59As soon as Zier gets his hands on that hourglass, Zier is going
- 4:02to. Go.
- 4:04Hopefully this works, Nazarek. Bring me back to your realm,
- 4:09Zier. You say these words and you
- 4:12shout to the top of your lungs, fully extending out your 8 foot.
- 4:15In the statue. There is a darkness that flows
- 4:19into the shrine of ours, an unnatural darkness that doesn't
- 4:23belong. Shimmers and wavers over not a
- 4:25puff of smoke, but in black. This rule mist aberration, you
- 4:30just he shut her out of existence before his ear
- 4:33disappears. He's going to look at the guy
- 4:35and be like good luck getting this half back bitch.
- 4:39And he starts doing a gesture with his hands.
- 4:44I'm, I'm now he's going to kill himself.
- 4:46No, he's not. He is.
- 4:47He finishes what he initially started.
- 4:49Apostle Karis begins to do another motion.
- 4:53A forming portal just opens up behind him and he quickly steps
- 4:58through. And once that happens, a woman's
- 5:01female melodic voice comes through.
- 5:04Silkari Nanaway. I believe that is not part of my
- 5:08equation. But I can do something else.
- 5:11Silkari. A show of good faith.
- 5:14Find this hourglass. If you swear this oath to me now
- 5:18I can undo what's been done. And with such a show of good
- 5:22faith, an image as the mirror begins to ripple once more,
- 5:27shimmers and shudders like water, and a figure begins to
- 5:30take shape and form. You can't make it out right
- 5:34away, but the vistage come more and more clear and you see an
- 5:38elder man dressed in robes with a pendant medallion around his
- 5:42neck. Honestly.
- 5:44And in his voice. TikTok Have you had much luck
- 5:48finding your father's murderer? I have a name and a location.
- 5:52Speak now your decision. I will return your friend, An
- 5:56Elder Hollow will be untouched. Agree to find the other half of
- 6:00this hourglass and I will not only return your friend, but I
- 6:05will also help you find a killer of someone you love.
- 6:08A pulse comes from the mirror, knocking everybody back a few
- 6:11feet. Why would you shoot the portal?
- 6:14He ended the connection. You begin to hear a ruckus and
- 6:17there's movement and commotion in one of the offset rooms to
- 6:20the right hand side of the shrine of ours I.
- 6:23Want to run and drop kick that door?
- 6:25You run full steam at the door with a nice big kick.
- 6:29Right as the doors swing open and you fall through.
- 6:32You land on an old man in robes. Welcome to the frost one.
- 6:52Oh wow. Welcome, Mike.
- 6:56Who will? Guess who's back?
- 6:59Back again. I made you horny back.
- 7:02Tell my friend. Guess who's back?
- 7:04Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
- 7:06Guess who's back? Man.
- 7:10Hey, guys. Hi.
- 7:11How's everyone doing? Good.
- 7:20All right, Poindexter. This this here is the first.
- 7:27Time. We've all been back together in
- 7:30four weeks, hey. You guys haven't heard from us
- 7:33since last year? Knees slap cock Tees.
- 7:38What now we're in it. That was so fucking good.
- 7:52All right, Landon, give us your best voice.
- 7:55Just your wild, crazy voice you've never even shown anybody
- 7:58before. Whatever.
- 7:58Just your wildest, craziest voice.
- 8:00You're. Putting me on the spot here, OK?
- 8:03Yeah, you. Guys, this is this is my wild,
- 8:07crazy voice. It's not really crazy, but it's
- 8:10pretty corny. Fine.
- 8:12I liked it. I didn't expect that.
- 8:14I didn't see that. What's up?
- 8:16Hello my brothers, how are you doing?
- 8:19How is everyone tonight? Wait, would you like to hear
- 8:21what I came up with? It's technically two different
- 8:24voices. No.
- 8:25Yes, fine. Yeah, No good.
- 8:27All right, so it's the voice of three different fairies, and
- 8:30they're the one you kill. The fairies.
- 8:32One's blind, one's deaf, and one's mute.
- 8:34So hello there, mate. My name's Bibbidi.
- 8:39That's Bobbidi and he's Boo Boo's the deaf one, by the way.
- 8:51They're all fairies. They're they're siblings.
- 8:54Little fellow Russian comrades, how are we doing tonight?
- 8:58Boo does not say much. Why did I do see her insulted
- 9:04Russia? He's God drives you the deep
- 9:09lap. Oh my God, in the head.
- 9:14Technically, technically, Zier is Rogo's uncle because he's a
- 9:18he's a part of Nazerac. He's not one of his children.
- 9:21Oh my God. Wait, wait, no, wait.
- 9:23Nazerac is different from never. We begin.
- 9:25Yeah. But they're related.
- 9:26Oh, that is true. Yeah.
- 9:27So he's. He's Rogo's uncle.
- 9:29Oh my God. Holy shit.
- 9:32My my rule of thumb with with God godly things.
- 9:36If you if you're looking for direct God involvement, it's got
- 9:39to be minimum of 20. Like my loss of 20.
- 9:43Introduce yourself first, then your character, then tell us a
- 9:46fun fact about you. Hey, RIP this fingernail off.
- 9:48No guy, grab it. Just.
- 9:53Thin line of skin just all the way up the earth.
- 9:58What? Oh, last night.
- 10:24All the humans here's goblin gagging.
- 10:34Oh. Dove was coming in for comfort.
- 10:55I'm sorry, I could help that one.
- 10:58Welcome back to the frost morning.
- 10:59That's been a year. Holy shit man.
- 11:03So anyway, well, we've missed you guys.
- 11:07We have been talking with some of our lovely supporters and
- 11:10whatnot on our discord. The ticky tock and all that good
- 11:14stuff. All Norse blade.
- 11:15Very fucking lively. It does not shut the fuck up.
- 11:19All I want to say is we appreciate you.
- 11:21And they got mad at them for using AI.
- 11:24I'm going to say AI discussion. I'm going to say this to Dan,
- 11:26and I'm going to say this to all of our listeners.
- 11:28For anybody who doesn't really like the use of AI, I understand
- 11:33it. There are artists out there who
- 11:34actually work hard for the art and everything.
- 11:36None of us are that talented. We don't have anybody that can
- 11:40that's willing to do it for us. Yet.
- 11:43Yet. But if one of y'all just happens
- 11:46to be a good artist, hit us up, let us know, we'll give you
- 11:50some. Shout outs, yeah.
- 11:52Straight up for real. Hey, you support us.
- 11:54We will support you. Bada Bing bada boom.
- 11:56Bottom line, Join us, join us. One of us, one of us, one of us.
- 12:06All right, you, let's get in to introduce now.
- 12:09Oh my God, let's get this introduction on the way over
- 12:13here to my left I have a cowboy sometimes, sometimes a Viking.
- 12:19Sorry about that, I'll pick something on my teeth.
- 12:21It's me boy. If a splayer blew shit.
- 12:23I don't really know what's too interesting about my character.
- 12:25Got an alcohol addition. I'm looking for my 8th wife.
- 12:29That'll work. What about you over there, my
- 12:32lovely, lovely little dwarf. Little dwarf.
- 12:35Halfly thick dwarf. OK, that's that's better.
- 12:38My round bottom Batty. Well, I play as the character
- 12:43everybody knows. One of the favorites, Ninawi.
- 12:47I'm a little thing about Ninawi. Obviously he loves casing
- 12:53everybody and doing stupid shit. Other than that, the really
- 12:57thing interesting thing was how he went from super tall to super
- 13:01small. Yeah, originally I was I, I
- 13:04thought it was huge. Hey guys, it's cold out there.
- 13:09Over here to my right, Sir. Mr. Saja.
- 13:13Hello. I'm CJ.
- 13:14I'm player of Father Ostrich. And a fun fact about Father
- 13:17Ostrich is he does not believe that an apple a day keeps the
- 13:19doctor away. OK.
- 13:25OK. What about you over there?
- 13:26Mr. Lando Calrissian all. Right, my name is Landon, player
- 13:29of Dera. A fun fact about me is I don't
- 13:32even know and I should have thought about this and and I
- 13:37said, OK, yeah, I'll be ready. I'll think about it.
- 13:39And then now I'm on the spot and I'm like, fun fact about me, I
- 13:45have an army of simps. Yes, just they're they're across
- 13:51the ocean. They're just they're over in
- 13:53Dera land. Other than that, what can Dera
- 13:57do really? Oh, Dera is probably more
- 14:01sensible than most of my comrades, but.
- 14:05What? But extremely and terribly
- 14:08deceptive. There's a Metallica song coming
- 14:11to mind about Dara. And where did we leave off?
- 14:17So chaos ensued. You guys made it to the shrine
- 14:22of ours and at this big crazy motherfucker managed to take him
- 14:26out even after he split into two.
- 14:28Destroyed the hourglass Nanawe. Although did you see question
- 14:34mark? See.
- 14:35Split it in half. Zier abandons everyone.
- 14:39I saved us. Take half the hourglass.
- 14:43Takes it off with half the hourglass that Nanawe
- 14:46essentially just broke apart. And then big old bad guy took
- 14:52off with the other piece and then not.
- 14:54We ate some extra bits. And then you had a little
- 14:56conversation in a mirror. She offered some deals and
- 15:00refused all of them. Refused all of them.
- 15:03And then you heard some stumbling and thudding around in
- 15:05a closeted off section of the shrine to the other side and
- 15:10Vallejo burst through a fucking door, landing on top of Father
- 15:14Ross. Rick, hey.
- 15:15Guys, I'm back. That's where we less laughed off
- 15:19and now what? We're back in.
- 15:22Sorry, I did it on purpose, I just couldn't help it.
- 15:28And then? Again, love that movie by the
- 15:30way. My service guys.
- 15:31Oh dude. I don't know, Turtle leave up
- 15:33for the turtle clip. By the way, fun, fun fact for
- 15:37any of you guys who I haven't told this to and all of our
- 15:39listeners, you don't know this. The total scene was filmed on
- 15:429/11. They stopped it whenever the
- 15:44towers got hit for about 10 minutes and then resumed
- 15:48filming. That's absolutely.
- 15:50I love little facts like that. I just found it online at one
- 15:54point. Well, I made it up.
- 15:56That's what it's called. It's.
- 15:58Called being autistic. My two turns.
- 16:00Hey, they're on payrolls. Turtle.
- 16:02Club like I was going to throw one out there and then I was
- 16:04like, you know what, everybody knows that I.
- 16:05Got pulled out of class for it. I was.
- 16:08Three, I wasn't even born. I was one year old and I was
- 16:11watching Godzilla. I distinctly remember.
- 16:14That, that's pretty fucking. Guess what?
- 16:17I was a worm. I.
- 16:18Was good, I was in the 7th grade. 2 towers fell for
- 16:21everybody. Yo.
- 16:22It's a lot of velvet time. Y'all guys remember the the
- 16:27Queen of England? You know who England had A
- 16:31Queen. Barbara.
- 16:33Yeah. My late wife, Barbara.
- 16:36Was it Whitney Houston? I'm sorry, any of our British
- 16:40listeners. Yes, we know.
- 16:41We know. God save the Queen, Queen
- 16:44Elizabeth. I just want to let you know if
- 16:45you think if. I'm sorry.
- 16:48Anyways, let's get this. Started I just want to let all
- 16:50of our British listeners know if you think America's sorry, we'll
- 16:53throw your tea in the ocean again.
- 16:59Because we like beans in Boston. So Elda Hollow smells like wet
- 17:06ash and old blood. It's been 2 days since the
- 17:12climactic little happenings at the Shrine of Ours.
- 17:15Hammer strike echoes through the streets.
- 17:16Roofs are being patched, burned beans dragged aside, graves dug
- 17:20where gardens once swear. No one is celebrating survival,
- 17:24they're just continuing on. The scene is right there.
- 17:29If you're still listening, go ahead and hit that follow
- 17:31button. Amidst everything you're seeing,
- 17:33you see people building. We're trying to rebuild rather
- 17:36patching holes, etcetera. You also see people going over
- 17:39and lugging bodies around to Doug Graves.
- 17:44Doug Grave Millwood, you fucking idiot.
- 17:48It's supposed to say Tom, not Millwood.
- 17:51Why'd you dig your own fucking grave?
- 17:54Hey, I don't know what else to do.
- 17:59Please don't fire me. We.
- 18:01Fired him. He was here right now.
- 18:11He'd be like, oh, fuck you. Hey, anyway, you see all this
- 18:17going on around the town? Where are you?
- 18:19What are you doing? Well, obviously I'm helping dig
- 18:21grapes. Jerking.
- 18:22Yeah. That's true.
- 18:23That kind of makes sense. Jerking.
- 18:25And always trying to lift spirits.
- 18:27Give me a performance check. First roll of the game, first
- 18:31roll of the new year. Father Osic is just following
- 18:34the lay around trying to figure out what happened to him.
- 18:38What do we want to do? What do we want to do?
- 18:40D20 boom boom boom boom boom bam Fuck, let me reroll.
- 18:46It's cocked. Is it cocked?
- 18:50That's a first thing. I have to edit out so many times
- 18:53of you repeating your roles 'cause you'll be like 4, 4 so
- 18:59many times. Just I can't help it. 6 to 666
- 19:05that's that's you. That's you.
- 19:08Yeah. So anyway, you died.
- 19:09What do you mean I? Die if I were caught, if memory
- 19:13serves properly, which I think it does, I I wasn't drunk that
- 19:16day. Or at least I wasn't too drunk.
- 19:18You got hit by a fucking hammer out of a wagon.
- 19:22We went to the boat, fought a few guys, I came back to the
- 19:24church and now we're here. No, you fucking died.
- 19:27No, I didn't, and I'm still here.
- 19:29Obviously not. No, you got headshot.
- 19:31I thought I was supposed to be the senile 1.
- 19:34You are. Hey, Father Ostrich, if you
- 19:37didn't die, how could I have given you back your robe if you
- 19:39didn't give it to me the previous day?
- 19:41You're a really good big bucket. No.
- 19:43No, because he's I'm the thief. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm drunk.
- 19:47Maybe you paid me no way to do it.
- 19:49I don't have money. And always standing over at the
- 19:52edge. I drink for French for people.
- 19:54I don't know how you got my robe.
- 19:56But you died. You died.
- 20:00Yeah, mate, you, you don't remember just for the bounty.
- 20:04No, I remember Boat Boat Church. Here.
- 20:08After after you left the church, we all went to go search for a
- 20:12bounty. No, it never did that.
- 20:15Hey. Hey.
- 20:17I got a rocket sand millwood. All right, OK, so so you didn't
- 20:24die and you went back to your church after the boat?
- 20:28You fucking died. No, don't lie.
- 20:31That's bullshit. Where's the proof?
- 20:34A young man you don't recognize at all tosses some shovels to
- 20:37the ground over by the fence and looks at you.
- 20:40You 3 know him as Griff. Griff Oh yeah, I'm really sorry
- 20:45about it, old man. But yeah, my boss killed you.
- 20:48Griff, my baby. I'm glad you're back, it's nice
- 20:50to meet you. Who fucks this guy?
- 20:52That's Griff. I was gonna kill him because his
- 20:55boss killed you and then they stopped me.
- 20:57Hey. To be fair mate, he killed his
- 21:00boss for us. I don't believe the thing you
- 21:02said. You guys like people.
- 21:04Yeah, and. Still doubt?
- 21:09I have a very. You could manipulate.
- 21:12A very important question for for Ostrich the second.
- 21:17I'm not sure the post. You keep telling yourself that.
- 21:20So did you happen to find a fancy hourglass with sand
- 21:23dripping upwards on that boat? Yeah.
- 21:26Where is it? He broke it.
- 21:28Father Osser doesn't know that. Unless you.
- 21:30Oh, well, I mean, actually, unless, I mean, you guys could
- 21:32have already told him. It's been a day or two.
- 21:34Yeah. And I was kind of in a closet
- 21:36while all that was going on. I felt like Father Osic would
- 21:38have peeked out. Father Ossic was in the closet.
- 21:42Whoa. Like you didn't know it in that
- 21:44way. See what I'm trying to get?
- 21:45Out what? What?
- 21:47Well, if we have two ostrichs. Ostrichs.
- 21:51There's only one of me. Now there's only one ostrich
- 21:53because the other one died. But if we got ostrichs after the
- 21:56boat, then sure. Well.
- 22:00Ostrich. Possibly not what I was going
- 22:02for. That's a terrifying thought
- 22:04though. I know what he's thinking.
- 22:05Myself, is there a second hourglass?
- 22:08That's what he was thinking. There's only one at the church.
- 22:11And you give where did you, what did you do with our best after
- 22:16you got it from the boat? I brought a bag with me and put
- 22:18it on the train. The.
- 22:19Train. Maybe we should go check the
- 22:21shrine then. Osric.
- 22:24Go saw him fucking with it on the shrine.
- 22:25Osric. What?
- 22:27Do you know the name of Zier? He's like a big black guy.
- 22:33That sounds scary. I don't want to be in the shower
- 22:35with him. I said anything about a shower.
- 22:38This old man's a little crazy. Everyone knows the rumors.
- 22:42You go to prison, you drop the soap, big black guy.
- 22:47Sometimes it'll work. That's How I Met my 6th wife.
- 22:50Are you sure there's a wife? It wasn't work.
- 22:53Your wife was a big black guy. And work, but yeah.
- 22:57Interesting. Only one hour you lost.
- 23:01Last week. What?
- 23:03So you have no other memory. I remember waking up, going to
- 23:07the Tavern, Irid told us to go. We we had the two people run
- 23:12into us and then Irid told us to go deal with the other people.
- 23:15We dealt with them. You found a sword?
- 23:17I found an hourglass, went on weird acid trip, came back to my
- 23:21church and then woke up and we were here.
- 23:24Oh, guess what happened with me and Hira?
- 23:27It's been 2 days since you saved the town.
- 23:28Oh no, no way, no no way. Give me a charisma check with
- 23:33advantage 15. Do it again might get higher.
- 23:37We'll take the 15. Somebody give you a perception
- 23:41that was, that wasn't in the box, that was worse.
- 23:47I got A7. So net one.
- 23:51I got a zero. I got.
- 23:53A2. I rolled a zero.
- 23:57I haven't. I haven't.
- 23:58I got a Nat 1 -, 1. No one notices as era kind of
- 24:03caddy corner sidewalk walks into the hushnet in.
- 24:09You know you know it. A bit of a limp.
- 24:12Oh yeah. I high 5 and all the way under
- 24:15the table. You know, where were you
- 24:17yesterday? I was looking for you.
- 24:19That's kind of secret. Now you got me even more
- 24:24curious. I know where he was.
- 24:26That's what you're doing. Don't look at me, Dara.
- 24:30I watched. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm going to go
- 24:34look around the shrine of ours. Hey, whoa, that's my home.
- 24:37You can't go in there without my permission.
- 24:38That's breaking and entering. It's a fucking temple, I can go
- 24:42in there anytime I want. You can go in the main
- 24:44monastery. Are you going to stop me?
- 24:48Just be like. Maybe no.
- 24:54Pulls hat down. Pulls cloak down.
- 24:59Pockets in. Pockets.
- 25:06Oh God, three of you have pockets.
- 25:08In God you have 3 to 4 uses left.
- 25:13I gave mine back to ostrich at the end of it.
- 25:16Yeah, because he gave me the rope.
- 25:17Yeah. So I have my 4 uses of painful.
- 25:20He's got a gun. Yeah, I have a gun.
- 25:22I have a gun. Oh yeah, you do have a Hey, I.
- 25:25Have a gun? Hey, guess what?
- 25:26I got that too. This too is annoying.
- 25:30Anyway, I'm going to go look around the the shrine of ours.
- 25:33I guess you can. I don't have anything to hide in
- 25:35there. Y'all doing or saying anything
- 25:37with that knowledge? Just.
- 25:38Going to go check in with my my little girl.
- 25:40All right, question You start. How much gold does this Father
- 25:44Osher have? I don't remember how much I had
- 25:48pre. You didn't have any you.
- 25:51Spent it all on buying me the dual sided.
- 25:53Sir, that was other Father Osher.
- 25:57I'm sorry, that literal literal just he goes, huh?
- 26:01Because that that happened on the way to.
- 26:04Then you had a bunch. You would have had like 18
- 26:06enough. To you had you had 16 gold?
- 26:08Yeah, I have 16 golden. Is there any place that sells
- 26:11magic? It's a small town N probably can
- 26:13I can I roll a lot? Check to see if there's a
- 26:15travelling merchant coming by if I get a Nat 20.
- 26:18If you get a Nat 21 time Nat 20 no.
- 26:26It was a 16. It was so good.
- 26:28I love that. I love that fuck.
- 26:30Fuck. In case you guys didn't know
- 26:33this, the podcast meant for adults.
- 26:37Just want to just want to clarify that.
- 26:39All right, back to it. So as you all begin to oh,
- 26:42Father Auster, you didn't state what you were doing.
- 26:45That boat, that boat's gone, right?
- 26:47Yes. Damn, I know Father Auster's
- 26:49like, whatever the boat. I'm going to go stand on top of
- 26:52Tom's grave and just cry a little.
- 26:58You treated him like dog shit. Yeah, I loved him.
- 27:02You approached the freshly filled plot that holds Tom's
- 27:08dead body. Ruston B's good friend.
- 27:11I pocket sand his grave. It's heartfelt.
- 27:15One last time. And I asked to pull out my boobs
- 27:18and just pour a little out. Holy fuck, that brought a little
- 27:23bit of that weird moisture to my eye.
- 27:26The the I pour out a little, the the I pour a little bit of beer
- 27:30out because you always stole this.
- 27:31And then I'm going to look around and see if I find
- 27:33Millwood like pocket in him. Millwood's standing by a freshly
- 27:37dug grave with a dead body next to it.
- 27:39Hey. Millwood.
- 27:40Yeah. Pocket, Hey.
- 27:46Don't even roll for. It I was going to say if.
- 27:47You OK? Fine.
- 27:48I'll roll. I have sand.
- 27:49In him. No, he's just my voice.
- 28:00Crack 13 plus whatever I need to add to you.
- 28:04Run away with them, Yeah. Which pocket sand did you use?
- 28:07There's. Regular pockets, Okay, I ain't
- 28:10trying to hurt them. Are you sure?
- 28:11Yeah, I reached in the left pocket.
- 28:13You're old. Isn't the glass one permanent
- 28:15blindness? Yeah, don't do that.
- 28:18Yeah, no, that's why I didn't use that one.
- 28:19I'm saving that one for when I need it.
- 28:22So yeah, there's like 4-3 uses left.
- 28:25I'm pretty sure it's former. OK, a perma blinded the fucking
- 28:29BBG's henchman. Does he even remember making the
- 28:33the? Pocket glass I don't remember
- 28:35making. That, yeah.
- 28:36That was later at the start of the episode.
- 28:38So you're just like, ow, I'm gonna assume he told me it was
- 28:41in there. Yeah, yeah, it's been 2 days.
- 28:43Yeah, no, I actually whenever I handed it to him, it was like,
- 28:46hey, you might want this back. It's a little sharp.
- 28:47This. Be careful.
- 28:48Yeah, he did. He did specifically say that.
- 28:50I remember. That's right.
- 28:51Yeah. Hell, I fucking remember.
- 28:52I was listening to it for fucking five days.
- 28:55Well, I'm like the four of you proceed on making your way down
- 29:00to making my way jumped. Walking fast, eating ass and
- 29:04faces. Hey, no, no, no, no, no.
- 29:07I don't think we ever established because like he has
- 29:09the quarter staff. He has a quarter staff, a
- 29:11dagger, an hourglass and Oh yeah, pockets.
- 29:14Original guys are on your way. You're you're passing hush net
- 29:18in era, leaning slightly to the left as she sits down.
- 29:24You're making your way. Keep continuing on down this
- 29:26road. You know that the shrine of ours
- 29:29will be on your right hand side as you begin to pass the stables
- 29:32on your way there, Derrick. Hi mate.
- 29:35Fair not Hurst. Was that you all?
- 29:41I. Heard was.
- 29:42That's first. You were horrible to her.
- 29:46I just needed a near death experience to suddenly just feel
- 29:49that parental. Regret, she means so much to me.
- 29:53Dara splits off with you and goes and puts a sympathetic hand
- 29:58on IRA's shoulder as she looks a little bit in pain.
- 30:02I can be the daughter. That's his job.
- 30:04Yeah, that is a drop. Hello.
- 30:06He's everybody up with the daughter.
- 30:08Hello. What's her name again?
- 30:11I don't even. Remember, you don't give a shit
- 30:13ass mom. Jesus my mother.
- 30:17I seem to have had a change during this temporal difference.
- 30:20I no longer want to be known as Lyra.
- 30:22Now you can call me TomTom after my late husband. 2 episodes. 2
- 30:31episodes ago you. Did did she?
- 30:33Marry him. Oh my God, I broke a nail.
- 30:35Anyway, so you walk into the hush net in as you walk in
- 30:44there, kiss me, get your ass. Out of my face.
- 30:50Get your face out of my ass. Anyway, so you walk into the
- 30:54hush, and then as you do so, it's just just somber people
- 30:58sitting around with their drinks, getting some food.
- 31:00They look disheveled, dirty, covered in the ashes, soot.
- 31:03Been working hard. As you come in, you immediately
- 31:06lock eyes with Lyra. She's sitting over at a table
- 31:09eating some food with a couple of other children and Era makes
- 31:12eyes eye contact with you as she's sitting slightly Askew in
- 31:16her chair and she's. Oh, hi, David.
- 31:19How are you? About as good as I can be.
- 31:22You know how it's been here. It's quite hectic.
- 31:26Yeah, I had a hot ass night. Is it?
- 31:30What do you mean by that? Nothing.
- 31:34So are you hungry? Yeah, I could always take food.
- 31:37All right, all right. She gets up.
- 31:39Where's Laura? Ara, she gets up and she's like,
- 31:42oh, Laura, she's sitting over there with some more of the kids
- 31:44and just. OK, if you could bring my food
- 31:46over there, I'm gonna go chat with him.
- 31:48Yeah, of course. All right.
- 31:49She trails off, and you make your way over to Lyra's table.
- 31:54Hello, Lyra. All the four little faces look
- 31:57up at you. You don't really recognize the
- 32:00kids. You barely recognize Lyra, she
- 32:04just looks up here. Oh, hi.
- 32:06Hi, Dara. How's everything going?
- 32:09Are you helping out? Yeah, just cleaning up the town.
- 32:13Here are all these young ones. God damn it gotta make me think
- 32:15of names on the spot, no? No, you're not thinking.
- 32:18No, I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
- 32:19Tom. Tim.
- 32:21Trenton. Oh, this yeah, this is just just
- 32:23my friends Lil Tom and and this is Trenton.
- 32:29And that's that's, that's, that's Ashley.
- 32:34They seem quite nice. Yeah, they're my friends.
- 32:38Well, it's nice to meet you if you.
- 32:41Dan says your name. Oh, is that what it was?
- 32:44Oh, is that your real name? I thought it was just Trenton.
- 32:46I said Trenton because I just thought it sounded more fantasy.
- 32:50You're my fantasy. Don't watch your butt somewhere.
- 32:54He was chewing on it. Domo no, don't chew on your
- 32:56butt, you. Little sum bitch, you can give
- 32:57me all these I, I. Quit him and you pulled his face
- 33:00away. Oh, yeah, they're nice.
- 33:02Hello. Hi.
- 33:05And why does Lyra have the deepest voice?
- 33:08Bryce Yeah, they're real nice. You know, we've been hanging out
- 33:12a lot. I.
- 33:12Don't even know where to go from here.
- 33:16All right, bye. Glad you're doing good.
- 33:18Peace. Yeah, the Barky been taking care
- 33:21of you. Yeah, she's real nice, a little
- 33:25loud. Last night I didn't get much
- 33:26sleep. Loud.
- 33:28What do you mean? She was saying a lot of weird
- 33:31stuff and just yelling a lot and it sounded like she was throwing
- 33:33something around the room. Throwing that ass around the.
- 33:39Room. Interesting.
- 33:41That's that's odd. OK, well, I'm glad she's taking
- 33:45care of you. Sorry I can't be here all the
- 33:47time. Quite busy.
- 33:49Oh, no, yeah, no, I know. I've still, I've still been
- 33:52going in checking on the the animals and, you know, still
- 33:56keeping. I'm going to be a beast handler
- 33:58one day. I don't want to be a bartender
- 34:00for the rest of my life. That's good.
- 34:02That's good. She's a bartender.
- 34:05She's like fucking 19 years old. I want to be a bartender the
- 34:07rest of my life. The bar hand.
- 34:11She's the bar hand. Well, not since Tom died.
- 34:14Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna say goodbye to Lyra and the bar keep
- 34:18and side eye the bar keep on the way out.
- 34:21Like I know something's something's up.
- 34:26I know, I know. I know what you did, just side
- 34:31eye walking out. She just kind of, she just gives
- 34:34you that awkward As you walk out the door, You walk out, you see
- 34:39Nanaway, Valeo, Father Osric Griff.
- 34:43You've just hit the stables when Nanaway you notice the half
- 34:48worker Ricci is intersecting paths with you.
- 34:52Arici comes around the corner of the stables and he has an
- 34:55oilskin wrap over his shoulder carrying some stuff and he also
- 34:59has a sack across his back as well as a chest underneath his
- 35:04right arm. And he comes walking up and sees
- 35:07the four of you. I'm going to assume that I've
- 35:09met a Richie over the past two days.
- 35:12Yeah, yeah. Hi, Richie.
- 35:15What you got? Oh well, it just so happens that
- 35:18this is all of your stuff. From the wagon that was left
- 35:22Outback the broken one. When I was on there.
- 35:25Everything that you lot had. Inside.
- 35:27I was. I was never on a wagon, so I
- 35:29don't know. What?
- 35:31Oh right. You guys did mention that.
- 35:34They're liars. Don't.
- 35:36Believe the hand over, boy. You're trying to say you're
- 35:38robbing me. No, no, no.
- 35:42This is yours. I'm just bringing it to you.
- 35:44I lean back, put my hand on my hip like I have a gun.
- 35:47I have to repair the wagon because I'm going to head back
- 35:50home so. Who's Blitz meeting you, Richie?
- 35:54Yeah, of course. Where do you call home?
- 35:56Place called Stone Wolf, but it's not really my home.
- 35:59I'm just going to find more work.
- 36:01You haven't been to the theirs. It's beautiful in the summer.
- 36:04I don't know. Let's see.
- 36:07No. Yeah, it's probably a good thing
- 36:09you shouldn't go. It's rough out there, right?
- 36:11It's a good work. Oh, there's great work, it's
- 36:14just really fucking racist. Unless you're a troll, or a
- 36:18human, or an Asmar, or an. Elf.
- 36:22Most things that aren't. Green.
- 36:24Oh, you do have the redskin works there.
- 36:28Oh well, I guess you've run into that everywhere.
- 36:33Everywhere over there. I mean there there's Redskin
- 36:35works. Anyway, thanks for grabbing the
- 36:38shit. Yeah, no worries.
- 36:40All right. He goes to offer to try and pass
- 36:43some things to you. I'll grab the chest.
- 36:45No, no, no, no, no. That's mine.
- 36:46You hand that here. Well, it looks like we've got
- 36:52him. Etherian Standoff.
- 36:53Win, win, win, win. Pockets in in that moment of the
- 36:59two of you fighting over the chest, Griff takes notice of it,
- 37:03but you just hear his voice and it just simply says.
- 37:05That's from Haskers. It's.
- 37:07Mine now. What'd you say?
- 37:09Speak up. Punk bitch says what?
- 37:12No, no, no. I'm not trying to take anything
- 37:16for layout. No, no.
- 37:18But that's, that's, that's Haskers, right?
- 37:22Well, he's talking to the layout.
- 37:23I'm sneaking off the chest. Maybe give me a stealth, give me
- 37:29a give me a perception fuck. Oh fuck, fuck you get.
- 37:35Oh fuck. I'll let you guess for that,
- 37:38yeah. Now I got 3.
- 37:42That happened just as you said. I trip over my robes.
- 37:46Fuck it, Sir. I landed the snow.
- 37:49My ass is out. Yeah, I forget.
- 37:51It doesn't wear anything underneath it.
- 37:56So it's not small, it's just gold.
- 38:00In that moment, standing there out in the snow, Griff just
- 38:04looks at you and just simply says.
- 38:06Well, no, I just. Did you find anything inside it?
- 38:09I don't remember opening it. Oh wow, you.
- 38:11Tell me what's in that chest right now.
- 38:13Hey, I was just. Going to look in the chest.
- 38:15What is he doing? I was just going to you're going
- 38:19to tell them what they what you do.
- 38:21Father actually points his fingers in a finger gun manner
- 38:24to his head. Guys, guys, it's all right.
- 38:27You're not even going to do anything to yourself.
- 38:29It's just figures. But no, no way.
- 38:31Put the fist down. Oh yeah, watch this bang.
- 38:34And I fire 1 into the air. You're fucking do it.
- 38:37All right, all right, pointing at him.
- 38:42I saved your lives before. Look, all I'm saying is in it's,
- 38:47it's, it's a smuggler's chest. Did you find anything?
- 38:50I don't remember opening it. Technically.
- 38:52OK, that's all I was asking. I was just.
- 38:54Going to know what you knew. It was a smuggler's chest.
- 38:55I don't. Think I'm passing my deception.
- 38:58I'm trying to intimidate. Fuck.
- 39:01I got a 10. I got a 14.
- 39:04Vallejo. It's all right, man.
- 39:06I don't care. I was just letting you know it's
- 39:07a smuggler's chest, OK? I mean, I believe you.
- 39:10You haven't told us what's in it.
- 39:11I don't know. Then open the God damn just.
- 39:15I walk. I walk over and open up the
- 39:17chest because I broke the. Lock off before now.
- 39:22Wait, what? I was going to open the chest.
- 39:27Just slam it back down on me. Walk over there, grab it.
- 39:33Vallejo, you open the chest and all.
- 39:34We walks over and goes no. OK.
- 39:42I was like, what are you doing? I get.
- 39:43It no Vallejo my turn. What doesn't it always see?
- 39:50No way. When you open the chest you see
- 39:53several items. A small, a small bag of coins
- 39:58and a dagger. Father I was interested in grabs
- 40:00coins. Give me that.
- 40:03Give me that back. I'll grab the other thing.
- 40:07You grab the dagger. Yeah.
- 40:09All right. I'll take the box.
- 40:11The chest, yeah. My fingers broken.
- 40:13It's a mimic. It's a mimic.
- 40:17Teeth grow out. There's only one in there.
- 40:19No, no, no, your fingers aren't broken.
- 40:25They're just, they're just a little swollen.
- 40:27They're red. And it's got that, you know,
- 40:28that horrible pulsating you feel, you see red from the pain.
- 40:32There's just a line across his fingers.
- 40:35You motherfucker. I don't think I've ever heard
- 40:39anybody say goddamnit Nanaway, it's the booty he was saying,
- 40:44you motherfucker, because you slammed it on his fingers.
- 40:49Guess what for him? Womp womp.
- 40:56I am never letting you fire Hoshio.
- 40:59Bitch. So you have the chest I.
- 41:04Have the. Tiger, you got some stuff out of
- 41:06it. Is it?
- 41:07Is it special? Walk over.
- 41:09Again, book. Griff.
- 41:12Yeah. This chest means absolutely
- 41:14nothing to me and I want you to have it.
- 41:18All right, thanks. So Griff starts heading for the
- 41:22Tavern. I stopped Griff.
- 41:24Griff, wait, I put a little bit of pockets in the chest.
- 41:27Wait, wait, wait. Griff, wait.
- 41:30Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.
- 41:31Let me see if there's a hidden compartment in the chest.
- 41:34Yeah, alright. That.
- 41:35Fucking smile you smug bitch. Yeah, I mean, it's a smuggler's
- 41:41chest, so, you know. I'll give a shit, hand it over
- 41:43it. OK, here.
- 41:44So you did say it was a smuggler's chest.
- 41:47Why didn't we that you were a fucking genius?
- 41:51And that's why I'm a shark. I have a 17 intelligence and I
- 41:55didn't even think about that. I'm pretty sure I'm the smartest
- 42:00one in the party. So I'm so proud of you.
- 42:04Sorry. And.
- 42:06I'm a fucking. Angel tear to my eye.
- 42:08Thank you. I'm going to do this for you,
- 42:11not dead, dad. It's me, Father Austric, you
- 42:15fucking idiot. It's for you, not.
- 42:19Dead Dad. It's me, Father Andrick, you
- 42:22fucking idiot. That was a good line.
- 42:27That one needs to be a shirt. Let's go.
- 42:30All right And that way, what are you doing I'm.
- 42:31Going to see if there's a secret compartment underneath the
- 42:35bottom of it. Give.
- 42:36Me an investigation check is investigation with them.
- 42:38No, it's it's intelligence. Intelligence then fine, that's
- 42:42called. Nat one, you're just looking at
- 42:47it and start shaking around. Can I break it?
- 42:51No. No, no, wait.
- 42:52Let me. See.
- 42:52Let me break it. Let me break it.
- 42:55Hang on, guys, let me break it. Vallejo.
- 42:56Vallejo, let me break it all. Right.
- 43:00It's still in an always hands. What are you doing?
- 43:02I'm breaking the motherfucker give me the fucking chest right
- 43:06now group. Oh, never mind.
- 43:10Never mind, guys. I'm kind of stupid.
- 43:11Chris just standing over the side.
- 43:14OK, I'm going to slam on the fucking ground, guys.
- 43:17OK? OK.
- 43:19You ready, Ostrich? Huh.
- 43:22I can't hear you. I did.
- 43:24So. No, you got to say aye aye,
- 43:25captain. Aye.
- 43:27Aye, Captain. Aye.
- 43:29Street Jack? What the fuck?
- 43:32Not terrible, yeah. 1212 pick it up, you slam it down on the
- 43:38ground, nothing happens. It's very cushy with the snow.
- 43:42Can't break it again. Yeah, give.
- 43:43It a shot. Let me try I.
- 43:45Wanted. No way.
- 43:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna pick you up and I'm
- 43:50gonna slam you on top of the box.
- 43:51No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 43:53No, no, he has you picked up in the air.
- 43:56No, no way. No way.
- 43:59Yeah. Come here, Father Osric.
- 44:01He has rolled a grapple. Straight versus straight, I
- 44:05rolled an 11, he rolled an 18. I'm silver.
- 44:07Silver bulbs in his role. Re roll, you get disadvantage
- 44:10essentially. I got show he will take the 18.
- 44:14So Son Inouye picks up Father Osric.
- 44:20Come here page. Why in the Norway are?
- 44:22You going to throw him down on the chest before he throws me?
- 44:27No. Throw pockets in.
- 44:30Wait, what? My strength.
- 44:34With Advantage 13. 16 with advantage. 13 for pockets in all
- 44:39right. What did you say with advantage,
- 44:41though? No, him with advantage.
- 44:42Why him with advantage? Because he's got an old man up
- 44:44in the air. Yeah, I'll take the 16.
- 44:46OK, all right. You can pocket him though.
- 44:50Pocket there, motherfucker. Roll it.
- 44:53Roll your DC Constitution. What'd you get?
- 44:59Do you have to beat a 12 minute? No, you did it.
- 45:02Oh so then no way you slam Father Ostrich down on top of
- 45:07the chest and fucking rotator and you're just like.
- 45:12Oh, you motherfucking bitch. Father Ostrich, you feel like
- 45:17you're laying down on top of kindling and roll me AD 6.
- 45:22Is this gonna be damaged? Yes, it was damaged.
- 45:23Is somebody that is 1. Torn or rotated, I'm gonna I'm
- 45:27gonna. Also, can I roll a luck check to
- 45:30see if him throwing me on dislodged whatever secret
- 45:33component? No, sure. 19.
- 45:39You're laying down. It feels like you're laying down
- 45:41on top of a pile of kindling. I'm.
- 45:43Gonna I'm gonna move off and like, look at the chest.
- 45:46As you roll off the chest, Father Ostrich and Nanaway and
- 45:50Vallejo you all see a broken what looks like false bottom
- 45:55with inside the chest, chest, chest and within it is a foiled
- 46:00oil skin, some sort of parchment and a single pressed shrine
- 46:06ribbon did. You just say skin like foreskin.
- 46:10Oil skin. Oh.
- 46:11I'm going to grab the ribbon. I'm going to take the oil skin.
- 46:14I want the ribbon. I don't know what it is, but it
- 46:16seems cool. Investigate it.
- 46:18Hello mates. Hey, where are we headed now?
- 46:21Hey, I'm heading to the shrine of ours.
- 46:25Here's your eyes. I'm still not used to you being
- 46:28alive. I've.
- 46:29Never. I never died.
- 46:31You died mate. You're a fucking gaslighter.
- 46:35But they aren't lying. You did die.
- 46:37Where's your proof? I gave you the robe that you
- 46:40have a copy of. Either you and another.
- 46:43Nightmare. Either you and another big
- 46:46bugging it off of me. It took a while, I was asleep.
- 46:48No, no, father Ostrich, you're missing what I'm saying.
- 46:52I understand. I gave you the same robe you're
- 46:55already wearing. I didn't know you knew how to
- 46:58sew. Can I punch Father Ostrich?
- 47:00No, no. No, I got I caught this, now
- 47:04wait. Wait, wait, can I punch him in
- 47:05the head to make him remember? That's not going to work, mate.
- 47:08I got this. Let me.
- 47:09Handle this let. Me handle it.
- 47:11I'm going to use psychic Ware to alter his memory.
- 47:15But it's not the same. I don't want you to.
- 47:19Do that, but you have to, you have to understand.
- 47:21Which do you prefer, my technique or her technique?
- 47:27He's also the good old fashioned.
- 47:29Try it. I got 2.
- 47:32Me too. Hey Miles, do more damages I can
- 47:34use three. Point to big toe.
- 47:39Oh, was it a penis? It's it's it's vaguely finger
- 47:44gun shaped. DM I have a question.
- 47:48Could I by chance use my finger shaped finger gun shaped penis?
- 47:53Don't use finger guns. We're going to save that for
- 47:57later, OK? Well, the roster skin is like
- 47:59really old. He's got a lot of sag skin.
- 48:01It's more like a fucking crotch shotgun.
- 48:04So what were you doing to me? Yeah, no, I hit him in the, hit
- 48:08him in the head, hit him with a rock.
- 48:10I think they might fix him. OK.
- 48:12Oh God. I don't think.
- 48:14That's gonna work. I won't know until we try.
- 48:16Somebody give me a rock. We're not gonna know until it's
- 48:19cocked. Somebody give me a rock.
- 48:20Choose your fist. It's.
- 48:22Are you guys really gonna do this?
- 48:23Griff looks concerned. Shut up, Griff all.
- 48:25Right. What's happening?
- 48:28You're getting punched in the face.
- 48:29You can try. Let's do it.
- 48:31I already slammed you on the ground.
- 48:33But you won't be able to hit me. Though try me.
- 48:37Silvery bubs re roll silvery bubs disadvantage.
- 48:44It's still going to hit me. All that still beats it.
- 48:50All right? Now we roll your damage.
- 48:52You just punched with them. Oh, wait, no, it's different
- 48:55now, isn't it? He's already taken one damage
- 48:58from the body slam. And doesn't he only have like 10
- 49:00HP? I'm going to use my reaction to
- 49:03cast Deshalerite. Explain what decelerate does.
- 49:07So it's accelerate, decelerate. I can accelerate or decelerate
- 49:11and attack. When I decelerate, it reduces
- 49:13the damage taken by two D6. Wait, isn't still very bars a
- 49:17reaction? Yeah, all right.
- 49:19No way. Did you roll your damage?
- 49:20Guess what? Big jet for real.
- 49:22Big giant oily skin. The Naway hand just bats you
- 49:28across the head. My ex-wife is hotter than that.
- 49:32Here's to huh? She's dead.
- 49:34No, that's why she's my ex. Like your like your second one.
- 49:38David, you notice all the yeah stuff they have with them the,
- 49:42the, the wrapped up oil skins. My pretty.
- 49:46Ribbon. There's some sort of parchment
- 49:49with a ceridon looking like seal.
- 49:52Hey. David, look at my ribbon.
- 49:54Oh wow, so pretty mate. Thank.
- 49:56You big ash, I can't put it on my face.
- 49:59Thanks. Do you remember dying now?
- 50:01Nope, you. Did smack them again.
- 50:04You did die, no? Can I smack them again?
- 50:07It didn't work. I need to smack them again
- 50:09harder. It didn't work harder.
- 50:12Annoy. Didn't remember dying because
- 50:16you're going to die now. You know what the Norway.
- 50:18Let's let's get on with our business, OK?
- 50:20I'm gonna misty step 30 feet away from the Norway towards the
- 50:24shrine or away from the shrine. What do you do towards the
- 50:26shrine? So you misty step the rest of
- 50:29the way towards the shrine doors and now you're in front of the
- 50:33doors. You go and then you all just.
- 50:39Laughing. Walk up towards.
- 50:40Sister Mary, what's up? Father Officer, you walk in
- 50:44immediately 1st and as soon as you walk in it just you know,
- 50:48there's still blood dried cake now and you're looking around
- 50:53and it's just feels a little different.
- 50:55You know, there's candles unlit there, there is light, there are
- 50:59candles lit, but it's not doesn't look like it's
- 51:02maintained. Sister Marin.
- 51:04I I start to panic. You call out for There's no
- 51:07reply. No response.
- 51:09I I start frantically searching. By the way, father object looks
- 51:12like sister Marin, like a daughter.
- 51:14So you go tearing through, I imagine you go to her quarters
- 51:18or something. You start looking around.
- 51:20The last place you look, it's her quarters.
- 51:24We didn't see your sister Marion during that mess, did we?
- 51:27We did. She was like off to the side
- 51:29somewhere. As you enter her quarters, it
- 51:31just appears abandoned, empty. You immediately look over to the
- 51:37hanging rack. There's no traveler's cloak.
- 51:40There's no winter's cloak. It looks like the room, for the
- 51:44most part. Not that it's completely barren,
- 51:47it just looks like things were moved and garments are missing.
- 51:51Do I get the sense that like, she left?
- 51:54Give me an investigation. That's three I.
- 51:59Mean all you can tell is just that she's gone.
- 52:02Well, I'm I'm such a little harder to see if I can find like
- 52:06any kind of clue or a note she left or something.
- 52:09OK, I'll let you roll again. While he's doing that, do you
- 52:14all go into the shrine of ours? Yeah, I'm going in.
- 52:17I want to go look around to see if there's a duplicate of the
- 52:19hourglass somewhere in there. Duplicate.
- 52:22Duplicate. I want to look around, look
- 52:25around. Yeah, the the other, the
- 52:29remaining 4 of you, Valeo, Dara, you all just thinking underwear,
- 52:34you know, you all walk into the shrine of ours and get that same
- 52:38vibe. It doesn't seem like it's, I
- 52:40mean, granted there's blood on the floors and whatnot, but it
- 52:42doesn't seem that well taken care of in the last two days.
- 52:46And you don't know where Father Ostrich is.
- 52:49Does this place look any different than or feel different
- 52:52than when we left? You all have been in the Shrine
- 52:54of Hours before. I've been here my entire life,
- 52:5884 years. Even Griff.
- 53:01Kind of. Yeah.
- 53:02It just. It just seems like nobody's even
- 53:05trying. Been trying to make it look
- 53:07better. This is a holy place.
- 53:09Even Griff. Is aware.
- 53:11I'm thinking holy about this place is the fact that it's
- 53:13wholly been deserted. I've been back and forth to the
- 53:17shrine like the past two days. Have I noticed anything you have
- 53:21been back to the shrine of ours. It's later towards the day and
- 53:25you haven't been here since probably about four or 5:00 this
- 53:28morning. Going out and helping everything
- 53:30was fine. Like even you were, you were
- 53:32aware that you know, duties and chores weren't being done.
- 53:35You just put it to everybody was going out and helping, Sister
- 53:38Marian was going out and helping, etcetera.
- 53:40But the the candles not being relit when you come back as
- 53:44strange and obviously the fact that Sister Marin's nowhere
- 53:47around is strange. Would you get on that other
- 53:50investigation 1616? So as you continue to look
- 53:54around a room and just look for anything evident, it's just
- 53:59plain and simple that there's no signs of a struggle.
- 54:02Doesn't appear like she was forcibly removed in any way,
- 54:06shape or form. It seems like she packed up some
- 54:09things and left. So no note on your way back out
- 54:13of her room with this information, you just so
- 54:15happened to be passing back into the main part of the shrine of
- 54:19ours. You see your friends, although
- 54:22you're confused about why they keep saying you're dead.
- 54:24And as you get closer and closer, you know, you see the
- 54:28smashed up broken altar. You see a donations box.
- 54:33You see all of the blood that's still around, dried as an always
- 54:37licking it up. Don't loot the donations box.
- 54:40That's kind of fucked up. I haven't touched anything yet,
- 54:44no. I was saying that out of
- 54:45character. I'm going to loot the donations
- 54:47box. I would do everything in my
- 54:49power to stop the Nawa. Nawa goes over ignoring you to
- 54:53the donations box and breaks the lock off and opens it up.
- 54:57As he opens it up and you prepare to fire your magic
- 55:00missile weave thing in the box. There's nothing in it.
- 55:04Nothing in it. It seems very strange for you,
- 55:07you though, because you do remember from the time of your
- 55:10memory. So they tell you even though you
- 55:12don't believe them. It's been over a week now.
- 55:17There was money in there. It was probably that dickhead.
- 55:21Father Austin doesn't believe that statement.
- 55:24You go to break into it, there's nothing in it.
- 55:25He realizes there's nothing in it.
- 55:27He says This statement, you're all in that the the main room
- 55:30together. I'm going to go searching to see
- 55:32if there's a duplicate of that hourglass.
- 55:35Just don't know. No right?
- 55:36No, no duplicate, nothing at all.
- 55:39Somebody give me a investigation.
- 55:43Well, I got a 17. So even Griff, you're all, you
- 55:46know, just looking around, looking at everything, and
- 55:50there's just a sense of giving up.
- 55:51You know, Griffey is even finally, just after checking
- 55:54underneath all the pews, he gets up and he just sits on one of
- 55:56the pews. It's like.
- 55:57I just don't. I don't see anything.
- 56:00I don't, I don't even know what I'm looking for.
- 56:03And as he does that, you know, he starts thinking, and then he
- 56:08looks at you, Vallejo and the Naway and Father Austria.
- 56:13So what'd you guys find in the chest?
- 56:15Wait, what did his? Investigation get us that
- 56:17fucking hit from Griff. Oh, we found a ribbon and some I
- 56:22got a scan, some some foreskin. There's some paper too.
- 56:27I'm not paying attention to this.
- 56:28I'm stolen. Continue looking my friend.
- 56:32There's paper. What do you mean wallpaper?
- 56:349. Yeah, he has.
- 56:37Let's take a look at that. 20 guys, somebody grab a black
- 56:41light. Right.
- 56:43You take the paper in your with a parchment in your hand.
- 56:46Finally, there we go. And get the get the snap and you
- 56:51unravel the parchment and Father ostrich you over here as you're
- 56:55going around searching. Just.
- 56:57Trying to make sense of what's going on exactly in the room.
- 57:00Take the other hand. Yeah, yeah, You, you care for
- 57:03her. The parchment just says maybe it
- 57:07was a friend you made along the way.
- 57:08All right, so you're reading it. Fucking long is.
- 57:13That what y'all had doing. Yeah, I went in the the hallway
- 57:18corridor to unravel it. I didn't know that.
- 57:21I was too distracted. All right, so you're reading it?
- 57:25Yeah. Oh wait, we gotta, we gotta
- 57:27unravel it again. Yeah, shit.
- 57:30So as you start reading it. That bitch gone with the wind.
- 57:33Now remember this parchment is was found in the smuggler's
- 57:36chest at Hasker's. What you read the artifact was
- 57:40meant for the shrine of ours in Eld Hollow.
- 57:43She was capable of having the hourglass delivered, but
- 57:47according to the sister, the delivery was interrupted.
- 57:50The priest has the artifact. He's beginning to head towards
- 57:54you. If the relic can be taken as he
- 57:57travels, do so. Do not harm him unless you must.
- 58:01Otherwise leave no survivors. I will ensure your safe passage
- 58:05once the relic is secured and be certain of your gold.
- 58:10OK, what does it say, Blair? That Bitcher trainer, get back
- 58:13in here OK? As you search through the room,
- 58:16you do hear the simple words, the sister out of character.
- 58:20I didn't take that outglass with you into that.
- 58:22I left it specifically at the church.
- 58:25But I I do hear them read that off, right.
- 58:29Yeah. So, so as soon as you finish
- 58:32reading that, you're gonna see Father Ostrich like mid flipping
- 58:35one of the pews over, just kind of stop, set it back down and
- 58:39walk off. Father Ostrich, are you sad?
- 58:41I'm gonna. Talk.
- 58:42I'm gonna catch him. I'm I'm not killing myself.
- 58:46I'm gonna go. I was like, that sounds
- 58:48horrible. What?
- 58:49That I'm closing one behind it. Oh my God.
- 58:52Or just check. On him, on on him.
- 58:55Father Ostrich goes to the other side of the doors and you don't
- 58:59know, you don't know the layout of the shrine of ours, but
- 59:03Father Ostrich goes into a room. He opens the doors, walks in,
- 59:08shuts the doors behind, shuts the horse, shuts the doors
- 59:11behind him, and you hear a. I'm going to run over to the
- 59:14doors and knock on the door I. Won't you knock and bang on the
- 59:19door and you hear nothing from the other side?
- 59:22Guys, it's my turn. I'm gonna break that
- 59:24motherfucker down. Pretty hefty.
- 59:26Go ahead. I have the DC.
- 59:28Go ahead and try. But strength?
- 59:30Yeah, I'm gonna mute you for the moment.
- 59:32I'm gonna give him the help action.
- 59:33All right, you 2 begin banging and hammering against the door.
- 59:38Father Ostrich, we made that roll.
- 59:40Yes. You make your way up the winding
- 59:42stairs and arrive to the top. You can feel the cold chill wind
- 59:46as you open the latch and walk out.
- 59:49It's open with all these open windows all about.
- 59:54And you're up at the top in the bell tower.
- 59:56Father Ostrich just going to kind of sit down, open his pack,
- 1:00:00pull out a little flask, take a sip, and then just start crying.
- 1:00:05Hold, please. That was beautiful.
- 1:00:07OK, What'd you get to get up there and help that man?
- 1:00:0919. 19 DC was 18. I don't normally like doing
- 1:00:15that, but I care about this old fuck.
- 1:00:17I closed that, God damn it. All right, so you.
- 1:00:21Boosh. You break the door down and what
- 1:00:25you see in front of you is a wide opening with a winding
- 1:00:29staircase that goes up in a very short spiral distance.
- 1:00:33You can't make way because it is.
- 1:00:35It is wooden up, so it's a blind spot, but you, with mild
- 1:00:41intelligence and common sense, would assume this is the bell
- 1:00:44tower. Immediately, many things rush
- 1:00:47through your heads. He's going to jump off and kill
- 1:00:50himself. It's kind of out.
- 1:00:51I mean, not necessarily that you would know this Father Ostrich,
- 1:00:55but they could tell you that this parchment has to be at
- 1:00:58least a little over a week old. Go up.
- 1:01:02Let's go mate. We we got to go find him.
- 1:01:04You go rushing up the stairs and find yourself finally at face to
- 1:01:08face with a hatch door up to the top.
- 1:01:11He's going to go first. Me.
- 1:01:13All right, what do you? Do another punch.
- 1:01:15We'll. Check to see if it's locked 1st
- 1:01:17and. Yahoo.
- 1:01:23Yes, but you got to realize and then that way he is short, so he
- 1:01:26is like Mario. You don't got that mushroom on
- 1:01:28you yet. Yeah, How do you know?
- 1:01:31I got it from Vallejo and now I got it from Vallejo Mushroom.
- 1:01:34Do I hear them? Like do I hear them?
- 1:01:37No, we're going. Because it's give me a
- 1:01:40perception, it's disadvantage, it's fantasy times.
- 1:01:43And then floorboards, definitely creaky as shit.
- 1:01:45Give me just a regular perception.
- 1:01:47Although you are really wrapped up in your head.
- 1:01:49Yeah, I am. I definitely.
- 1:01:52It's Nate. Nate, You don't.
- 1:01:53You are completely. You have tunnel vision.
- 1:01:56You have like all you hear in your head is just just nothing.
- 1:02:00It's like you got yours. Assuming there's a lot of wind
- 1:02:03up there. Yeah.
- 1:02:03Oh, and that, yeah, definitely. So before we go in there to
- 1:02:07check on him, what's the plan? Let.
- 1:02:10Me talk to. Him.
- 1:02:11No, I'm going to have a drink with him.
- 1:02:13And that's not, I was like, but it is latched and you've already
- 1:02:17taken 4 damage, so I got 14 health.
- 1:02:21Oh yeah, I'm a pretty beefy sorcerer.
- 1:02:22All right, So what are we doing to this latch?
- 1:02:25I'm gonna open it. It's locked.
- 1:02:27Well, I'm breaking it. You did locked.
- 1:02:29Yeah, I'm breaking it all. Right, give me a straight check.
- 1:02:31Where's my dice? There's like 30,000 dice over.
- 1:02:34There is it there? No, but.
- 1:02:36It's upwards. Because you're my friend.
- 1:02:40Advantage because. He's inspired, he's emotional.
- 1:02:42Yikes. Lucky.
- 1:02:46Even worse. That's Cop.
- 1:02:49That's. Flat advantage because he's
- 1:02:51emotional. You fucker.
- 1:02:54Griff, sorry. Damn Griff.
- 1:02:59Griff Get. You're just going to go?
- 1:03:03Let me, let me give it a shot. Griff.
- 1:03:06Griff. No way.
- 1:03:08No way please. He takes his sword out and goes
- 1:03:13up through the side in between the crease of the wooded and the
- 1:03:17base and just tears the actual latch itself completely off so
- 1:03:23it's able to just go and pops the door open.
- 1:03:27As I see the sword come. I would notice that, Yeah.
- 1:03:31So as I see that come up and the latch come, I'm done.
- 1:03:33Y'all are just going to hear from the top.
- 1:03:34Please just just go away for now.
- 1:03:37Just I need to be alone. No, I'm going to have a drink
- 1:03:40with you, Father Ostrich. Romeo.
- 1:03:43Only me and you. Only me and you.
- 1:03:45What do I? What is it?
- 1:03:47Christmas. Yeah, inside, inside 9 better
- 1:03:53than 16. What do you say to him?
- 1:03:55Not right now, in our way. What is essential honor?
- 1:04:00And and please. See Dera, he fucking knows he
- 1:04:04cares. And please stop breaking my
- 1:04:06church, it's the only thing I have left.
- 1:04:10No, I'm going to come up and say, mate, you don't.
- 1:04:13You don't know she's gone. She's not here and she gave me
- 1:04:17no sign of where she was going. You know, Ostrich, since you
- 1:04:20don't want to be with me. I'm going to use persuasion to
- 1:04:24try and make him think that she's not, think that she's OK,
- 1:04:28she's just somewhere else. I know she's OK and I know she's
- 1:04:31somewhere else. It's just she didn't leave
- 1:04:35anything to let me know she was leaving well.
- 1:04:37We just got to go find her mate. But where would we start?
- 1:04:41You always start from somewhere. I don't know exactly where, but.
- 1:04:45Didn't or look like come from where I'm from?
- 1:04:48Huh. What?
- 1:04:51You got the fuck down there, Vallejo?
- 1:04:53I can't hear you. What wasn't the artifact from
- 1:04:56Matharis and she ordered it to come here or whatever?
- 1:05:00It was ordered to come to the shrine.
- 1:05:03OK. But just because they wanted it
- 1:05:06out of the shrine doesn't mean she'd go back to Matheris.
- 1:05:09Just a thought. Maybe she fled to Matheris for
- 1:05:11safety. Griff Griff chimes in from down
- 1:05:15the ladder. Hey look, I mean, do you have
- 1:05:19any idea when she left? Not really, no.
- 1:05:23Well I mean like over the past few days I noticed Troy's
- 1:05:26weren't getting done or anything, but I just assumed it
- 1:05:29was because she was hoping to tell.
- 1:05:30I'm going to take the assumption and say she left after.
- 1:05:35Well, all that fun stuff happened.
- 1:05:38Push Griff down the stairs. Wait, really?
- 1:05:42No, God damn, I was going to say.
- 1:05:44You hear a slight chuckle. Well, all I'm saying for the
- 1:05:47Austria is, you know, I mean, I mean, look, take it from my own
- 1:05:51experiences, maybe she's, you know, maybe she's not gone far
- 1:05:56or maybe she's just needs a minute.
- 1:05:57I don't, I don't know. Is there a like town watch Oh?
- 1:06:03Yeah, hey, why? Why don't we ask?
- 1:06:05Austrey Cop. The guy with the iPad, I can't
- 1:06:08remember his name, I just remember his dummy.
- 1:06:09Guy with the iPad, that's what I know.
- 1:06:11I was like, huh, I know what you.
- 1:06:13Meant Austrey take this. That's my bottle of rum.
- 1:06:20I'm going to grab the bottle of wine.
- 1:06:21This is to help you find your daughter Ostrich.
- 1:06:25As I walk towards the edge and jump off, I'm going.
- 1:06:28To use man to stop him? Nope.
- 1:06:30Mage hand wouldn't stop him. Mage Hand can only hold up to 5
- 1:06:34lbs. He's a he's a he's short, but
- 1:06:36he's a stocky 2324250300 pounds. No as.
- 1:06:43I wanted to go back to to looking for that Duclid
- 1:06:45hourglass because I haven't got to do that.
- 1:06:48Yet. OK, so you're downstairs.
- 1:06:49Go ahead and do that. As I walk towards the edge, I
- 1:06:52look at Father District and say this is for you brother.
- 1:06:56No, no way, if you jump your day.
- 1:06:58I know. Damn he Uno reversed or Uno
- 1:07:03reversed? Then now he jumps off of the
- 1:07:07bell tower. Now how high is that?
- 1:07:09Yeah, that's. Not too good.
- 1:07:13Oh, wow. Yeah, OK.
- 1:07:18They had to go to the Privy. Nanaway Romy, 46.
- 1:07:25Dead. I did 3D6.
- 1:07:30But guess what? Go on.
- 1:07:33I already stabbed myself. Nanaway as you go falling and
- 1:07:37you hit the ground, you take the damage, the impact splitting you
- 1:07:42apart. Apart like in two.
- 1:07:46And then there's a bit of around these wounds and gashes from the
- 1:07:50impact. There's a bit of a blue hue that
- 1:07:53starts to take over a minute. Well, fuck.
- 1:07:56Freeing muscle. Nothing annoying.
- 1:07:59While this is happening, you're going through looking throughout
- 1:08:03the shrine in the lower levels as you pander through each room.
- 1:08:08You go through the kitchen, back into the main hall.
- 1:08:11You start even going through the rooms.
- 1:08:12Besides, Father Ostrich says it's locked.
- 1:08:16When you go into that room, There is.
- 1:08:19Would you get again septic? Yeah.
- 1:08:20You look around. It's just a disheveled closet.
- 1:08:23You don't see anything of any import whatsoever.
- 1:08:27You throw your hands on your waist and you're just shaking
- 1:08:30your head. Like, I thought I had something
- 1:08:33here. And as you go to walk out, you
- 1:08:36just kind of look up, stretching, just thinking it
- 1:08:38out, and you do see little flickers of light blue against
- 1:08:44the ceiling, 12 little, almost like it could be distant stars.
- 1:08:48I'm gonna, I'm gonna try to get to that.
- 1:08:50All right, it's. I mean like I assume there's a
- 1:08:53second floor because we're in a three story village.
- 1:08:55OK, so you go running for the second story.
- 1:08:58You go to the second floor. As you do so, you pass by Dayra.
- 1:09:02She forgot to close the door while she's on the toilet.
- 1:09:05Come on, damn it. Sorry.
- 1:09:08No, I get it. I shit with the door open do.
- 1:09:10Yeah, you know, just everyone crying by myself.
- 1:09:13Yeah, it establishes. Dominance and.
- 1:09:15What are you doing in the group? I'm just watching.
- 1:09:21I'm keeping a watch on her. GIF likes to watch.
- 1:09:24She's one of those. I don't see any of this.
- 1:09:28I'm still, I thought when you get to the top, kind of repeats
- 1:09:32itself. There's another closet and you
- 1:09:34open the door. You don't see anything.
- 1:09:36Like like it's empty. There's nothing that sticks out
- 1:09:40to you. There's there's I'm.
- 1:09:41Going to go start turning shit over.
- 1:09:43You start tearing through the closet.
- 1:09:45You're throwing out a couple of brooms, old chest just rummaging
- 1:09:50through the place. Once you have the room
- 1:09:52completely empty, you still don't see anything.
- 1:09:55You drop to your hands and knees and as you're looking at the
- 1:09:58floor, all you can make out remotely is through the scenes
- 1:10:03of the board's slight glint of blue coming through.
- 1:10:08Father Ostrich for fucking give me.
- 1:10:10So you ever heard of swinging a long sword?
- 1:10:13More slog. What?
- 1:10:15All over the more slog. Have you ever heard of swinging
- 1:10:17a long sword? More slog.
- 1:10:20More slog, yeah. No.
- 1:10:22OK, so where you hold it by the blade and use it like a hammer?
- 1:10:25Yeah, yeah. Go on, do I hear this?
- 1:10:29What? I'm aiming for.
- 1:10:30Give me a perception. Hang on, wait, that's not all
- 1:10:33I'm doing, no. No, no, this is for me.
- 1:10:35Just see if I hear you doing this.
- 1:10:37Nat 20. Yes, I was gonna say I was gonna
- 1:10:42use some. Shot.
- 1:10:43Oh yeah, I got got a sealed shot.
- 1:10:45Yeah, with slinging your sword. Pretty sure it says on any melee
- 1:10:49weapon. Does it?
- 1:10:51Well, it's a ranged weapon, but I mean like I throw everything
- 1:10:53just about. I mean, would it be acceptable?
- 1:10:56It specifies range. I'm not even a fucking rules
- 1:10:59lawyer but I mean fuck it, roll a luck with me.
- 1:11:02I'm not going to get a net 20 again.
- 1:11:06Hello. I think you got a MAT 20.
- 1:11:13Yeah, I. Don't know why I tried still.
- 1:11:16You might have rolled 1, you never know.
- 1:11:17You get. Like a 19.
- 1:11:19I did. It was cocked so I rerolled it.
- 1:11:22All right, reroll again cuz I'm not gonna take the Nat 20 that I
- 1:11:25went Yeah boy, you know but bro. Hello.
- 1:11:29That you should use a different set of dice. 14. 17.
- 1:11:34Proceed. Also, technically I don't know
- 1:11:39that I can do this, so it's just going to kind of not knowing
- 1:11:42that I have any kind of magical ability now, and I'm blaming the
- 1:11:45wibbly wobbly timey wimey bullshit.
- 1:11:48Taking this long sword overhead, holding it more slow and I'm
- 1:11:50slamming it into the ground where where the glowing is
- 1:11:53coming. You know, there's a there's a
- 1:11:55slight dampened glow that comes off of it before contact as I go
- 1:11:59Father roster, forgive me. So you do this and you start to
- 1:12:05split the wood a bit and it barrels down and you need to
- 1:12:08roll me AD 100. Something's going to happen to
- 1:12:11you. Probably.
- 1:12:12It's a magical pocket, Sam. Yeah, 26.
- 1:12:16Oh my God, you age 50 years. See don't don't even.
- 1:12:22That's a fucking thing, man. Guys, Mama, Mama, she's the same
- 1:12:28age as me. I've had 19 marriages only.
- 1:12:33I don't like 2 successful ones. Leo gets leukemia, so guys, my
- 1:12:42bones don't feel so good. As soon as you hit, there's just
- 1:12:46A and you feel this electric vibrant feeling throughout your
- 1:12:53body. Do I hear that?
- 1:12:55Yes, 100% everyone does minus and that way I drink some of the
- 1:13:04rum. Don't worry, I'll have this in
- 1:13:06my back pocket. I'll tell you when the time
- 1:13:08comes, but you just fill this almost divine aura all around
- 1:13:15you, encompassing your frame, your form.
- 1:13:19Guys, I ain't done coke since Matharas.
- 1:13:26A little piece flies up in the nose, snort the pocket saying
- 1:13:31you said that. No, I see why Father Osgler's so
- 1:13:34fucking awake. And and with that, the other
- 1:13:39than the vibrant feeling you have, there's a complete
- 1:13:43distinguished hue of any sense of blue.
- 1:13:47There is no light source below you.
- 1:13:49I know what it does. Kick the fucking closet door
- 1:13:51open. I feel good, man and man and man
- 1:13:55and man. I knew that I would now.
- 1:13:58Man and man and man. So good, good man so good.
- 1:14:04I got you. I forgot the lyrics.
- 1:14:08I'm like, watch me now. Fire finger guns off.
- 1:14:11Do the mesh boat data. That's a different song, I
- 1:14:14believe. Can you do the twist?
- 1:14:16All right, I'm done. By the time I get to the first
- 1:14:18floor, walking out of the shrine of ours did a line of cocaine
- 1:14:21and I shut my woman down. I just want to state while all
- 1:14:26this is going on, I'm going to go get to Nanaway.
- 1:14:30OK, his body is still down there, banged up, bashed up, and
- 1:14:34he bleeded. Rushed together.
- 1:14:36Only Father Ostrich can hear this, he says.
- 1:14:38Nanaway says this was for you, Father Ostrich, I love you.
- 1:14:42What? Do you mean it was for me?
- 1:14:44You'll see. Father, I was just getting stuck
- 1:14:46crying again. Nanaway no, I'm going to rush
- 1:14:49down there. Nanaway, roll me an
- 1:14:53investigation check with advantage.
- 1:14:55No, he's dead. 8 Nanaway. You stand up.
- 1:15:00It feels like you stand up. You think you stand up.
- 1:15:03You look down at your own body and you start making your way
- 1:15:06around to the entrance of the shrine of ours.
- 1:15:09As you do so, you see the doors open.
- 1:15:12It's weird. Wobbly, Tommy.
- 1:15:13Wobbly, Wobbly. What do you How do you say it?
- 1:15:15Weird Wibbly. Wobbly.
- 1:15:17Timey. Whiny, wibbly, wobbly, timely.
- 1:15:19Why me? It's a Doctor Who reference.
- 1:15:20Any Doctor Who fans out there will get it.
- 1:15:22And you see a ghostly visage in a blue tint hue of the one known
- 1:15:29as Sister Marin coming out of the doors for the shine of
- 1:15:32hours. She has luggage thrown over her
- 1:15:34back. She seems to be struggling.
- 1:15:37She's dressed warm, which you would assume would be for
- 1:15:39travel, and as she begins to walk out and head a direction,
- 1:15:43she starts to fade from your visage and it goes away.
- 1:15:48As you start to fade and go away and then you find yourself back
- 1:15:51at the top of the tower. It appeared as though she was
- 1:15:54heading towards the stables. Tada tables Austria go to the
- 1:16:00stables now. Do not wait.
- 1:16:03Do not wait I'm. Going to walk over to this
- 1:16:06little ghostly form of the Norway that I see and I'm just
- 1:16:09give my the Norway a little ghostly form that I see, you
- 1:16:12know, hug him because, you know, they've always been in this town
- 1:16:15just as long as father Ostrich has been.
- 1:16:17So they've always been there since father Ostrich was a
- 1:16:20child. He's going to give and now a
- 1:16:22hug. He's going to be like.
- 1:16:24You were a good friend in that way.
- 1:16:26Me. Rest in peace.
- 1:16:28Ostrich take care of era for me. I guess.
- 1:16:32I love you and. Then I'm going to walk over to
- 1:16:36the edge that he jumped off of, pour some rum.
- 1:16:38I thought, you better say you're going to jump to him and John's
- 1:16:40like, well, fucking, the game's over.
- 1:16:43No, I'm going to pour some rum out.
- 1:16:44Specifically trying to aim for his body.
- 1:16:47I'm going to cast accelerate on the rum.
- 1:16:50Just so the wind doesn't blow it, you know?
- 1:16:52Oh yeah, yeah. Starts peeling the skin back.
- 1:16:57It's gonna go right into his mouth.
- 1:16:59He's got a big mouth. I got a big tug to aim for.
- 1:17:01I'm gonna head for the Sables. Huh.
- 1:17:04What the hell just happened, mate?
- 1:17:06What? What around?
- 1:17:07What time is it? We you.
- 1:17:10Don't know what time it is. Father Ostrich passes.
- 1:17:14I'm, I'm at Nanowi's body crying.
- 1:17:17Oh, my knees. No, no way.
- 1:17:19Why do you have to do that? Did I see that?
- 1:17:24Bell towers towards the back, you went out the front all.
- 1:17:27Right. So no, all right, Yep, keep
- 1:17:30walking along. Kind of the best day of my
- 1:17:31fucking life right now. Father Ostrich, you make your
- 1:17:37way out and Griff, God, Griff, how's Griff feel about this?
- 1:17:45Griff jumps too. Holy shit, Griff is just
- 1:17:53following next to you Father Austria and it's just.
- 1:17:57Why? Why?
- 1:17:58Why am I getting old? Sorry.
- 1:17:59Why are you all done, Griff? The love took years off me.
- 1:18:04But he's just, he's just feels absolutely mortified because he
- 1:18:09doesn't really understand why he's here.
- 1:18:11But he, you know, he really cares about Dara.
- 1:18:13But he's. And now he's the only one that
- 1:18:15stuck up for. Him when we were all.
- 1:18:17He was mean to him. Absolutely devastated over this.
- 1:18:21And he's just slowly following behind you out.
- 1:18:23I have a gut punch, Griff. OK, there's a reason.
- 1:18:26There's a reason this guy gets no luck.
- 1:18:28There's a reason. Do I hear them?
- 1:18:30Why are you 2 pussies crying? 15 I'm not crying anymore, I'm
- 1:18:34on a mission. 15 you. Still have tears tricking out,
- 1:18:36yeah? That hits.
- 1:18:37I mean, yeah, I stopped tears on my face and everything.
- 1:18:40It's just one damage because I don't have proficiency as as I
- 1:18:43as I hit him in the gut one huh. B. 1 + 1.
- 1:18:48Two, as as I, as I punch him in the gut, I'm gonna be like
- 1:18:52Griff, suck it up. He did it for me.
- 1:18:54He did it to help me. Griff.
- 1:18:57No, always was a good friend all the way until the end.
- 1:19:01Yeah, let's do what we got to do.
- 1:19:04I'll put my hands on the shoulders and I'm like, it'll be
- 1:19:07OK, Griff. It will live on in our hearts.
- 1:19:10Gay. I would try to be serious.
- 1:19:16I want that to be Griff's serious reaction.
- 1:19:19Gay. I just got punched.
- 1:19:26Your laughter wasn't heard because you told me to mute you.
- 1:19:30All right, Griff just sucks it up.
- 1:19:32All right, let's do. Let's do what we got to do all.
- 1:19:35Right. So as as we go out to church and
- 1:19:37obviously we pass by Dara in the Norway, I'm assuming no, we not
- 1:19:40Dara, but you pass by Vallejo and he says what's your two
- 1:19:45pussies crying about or something?
- 1:19:47The hell are you 2 pussies crying for?
- 1:19:49And always dead. You're fucking with me.
- 1:19:51No, he's dead. He killed himself from me.
- 1:19:52We know. We know which way Sister Marin
- 1:19:54went. I, I haven't stopped moving.
- 1:19:56I'm going around back to tell Dara pace and pace and pace and
- 1:19:59he says this and just keeps moving.
- 1:20:01I am moving faster than you've ever seen Father Azak move.
- 1:20:03That's not a run. You've never seen Father Azak
- 1:20:05run. I, I, I, I pace around the back
- 1:20:09and I'm like. Dara, he killed himself for me.
- 1:20:11We know a mayor went. And I go back around the church
- 1:20:13and straight for the stables. I'm still just standing in place
- 1:20:16trying to like form some contemplative thought of what
- 1:20:19the fuck to think. You and me too, brother.
- 1:20:22I I second that I'm I'm just stunned by wire.
- 1:20:27What is even happening? I'm the I was about to say the
- 1:20:30district manager. I'm the DM and I am myself.
- 1:20:34I pass by the inn as I go to the stables, right?
- 1:20:36Nope, no, no, I'm the stables is almost, I mean, it's a distance
- 1:20:42away, but the stables is basically think like across the
- 1:20:45street if it was a couple of blocks away, but there's no
- 1:20:47buildings in between. I'm gonna go into town, straight
- 1:20:49to the in, poke my head to the end and be like.
- 1:20:53Dira Oh yeah, I need you to do. I need you to do me a favor.
- 1:20:57Oh yeah. Anything.
- 1:20:58What's up? So there's a lot to take in
- 1:21:00here, but Sister Marin's gone. I'm leaving.
- 1:21:04I don't know when I'll be back then.
- 1:21:05Always killed himself to let me know where Sister Marin went.
- 1:21:09His body, his body's every by the church.
- 1:21:11He wanted me to tell you he loved you and I want you to give
- 1:21:13him a proper funeral and then I'm head for.
- 1:21:15Stuff. Oh fuck me in the ass.
- 1:21:17He did. I say as I'm walking up.
- 1:21:27Yeah, no, it's like. What?
- 1:21:31Oh and then I'm off to the stables.
- 1:21:34Literally poked my head and said that and dip.
- 1:21:36I'm a man on a mission. This is escalated quickly.
- 1:21:40You took my daughter from me. You're a dad.
- 1:21:43You we'd be the same. Way in this situation 110%.
- 1:21:48Can I say one thing? Before I left the church, I
- 1:21:51stopped by Sister Marin's room and grabbed a little stuffed
- 1:21:54bear that I gave her when she first got to the church.
- 1:21:56I put in my pack. That's beautiful.
- 1:21:59I will edit that out and put it forward.
- 1:22:03Trent, you killed your first third level character anyway, so
- 1:22:08as you make your way to the stables, you see Orici and a
- 1:22:12couple of other people. Hi, It's one of our fans loading
- 1:22:18up and stocking a wagon, getting ready to move out.
- 1:22:20What was the officer's name? Albert.
- 1:22:23Yeah. Is he there by chance?
- 1:22:26They have I like passed by him at any point?
- 1:22:28No. OK.
- 1:22:29As I see Arici and a few others loading up, I'm stop and look at
- 1:22:33Arici and be like Arici. I have AI have a question
- 1:22:37because you've you've been moving around town the past few
- 1:22:40days. Have you seen a younger lady
- 1:22:42around the age of 19? About 5-6 to 5, seven in height,
- 1:22:47pale skin, probably wearing. Some kind of have some kind of
- 1:22:50symbol of seratin it generally the whole area, but I directed
- 1:22:55Arishi because I know him and then I'm gonna turn around and
- 1:22:57see if Valeo and arrow behind me.
- 1:22:59Oh, y'all still at the? Church.
- 1:23:01God damn it, guys. Come on, we're leaving.
- 1:23:05Yeah, he's, he's frozen stiff. I I.
- 1:23:08For Leo, you're on Coke. You can move 120 feet per move.
- 1:23:17I'm going to stand up from Nanaway.
- 1:23:19Sad. Dira's going to handle this
- 1:23:22funeral. I'm going to.
- 1:23:24I'm going to rush towards you and follow behind you.
- 1:23:26Stop, Dara. Did you grab his things?
- 1:23:29No, I didn't. We should do that.
- 1:23:30Dara and Valeo head back over to the body to take everything that
- 1:23:34was on. Looting in our way.
- 1:23:36Who's taking the hooked Cutlers? I'm not proficient.
- 1:23:39I I already have. AI mean pretty good Griffin
- 1:23:42there right now, but you know OK.
- 1:23:46Griff is a permanent member of the party.
- 1:23:47Yeah, Griff, just follow it. Me now, yeah.
- 1:23:50Let's grab it for Griff. At this point, all your all his
- 1:23:53infatuation over you is gone. You know, it's just like he's.
- 1:23:58Being a good person now. He literally went from.
- 1:24:01Oh, there you go, it wore. Off and he's just like.
- 1:24:04These is my mics now. I may have lost a daughter, but
- 1:24:07I gained a son. He's love you, Dad.
- 1:24:11He is roughly, you know, don't quote me on this at the moment,
- 1:24:15but he's roughly a year to two years older than her.
- 1:24:18Put it in the notes. Put it in the notes.
- 1:24:20Quote him on it. I think like last.
- 1:24:21Episode we we established that Valeo was like 19.
- 1:24:25Oh shit but I thought Valeo was like dirty something he's.
- 1:24:31Just been married a lot. He's a dog.
- 1:24:34So anyway, back to it. Looks so fucking old.
- 1:24:38That's why I made him stop looking like Burt Reynolds.
- 1:24:40He's. Never been married.
- 1:24:44Dude, so Arici just kind of looks at you and he's like, you
- 1:24:48know, there, there was there was a girl that took off like that
- 1:24:53in the other wagon. Who am I?
- 1:24:55Who am I right now? Arici.
- 1:24:59Damn Arici, shut up. Did you eat something bad?
- 1:25:03Sorry, that's my stomach. Not No, There was a girl that
- 1:25:07came through and she actually, that's why I'm fixing this
- 1:25:10wagon. You know, I mean, don't.
- 1:25:11I'm trying to be nice. Yeah, but I'm only fixing this
- 1:25:14one because the other wagon got taken earlier by some girl.
- 1:25:18She left at first light. Today.
- 1:25:21Yeah. Which direction?
- 1:25:24She took off east and. There's only a couple of towns
- 1:25:26that way, but the one that she was on, they've, I heard them
- 1:25:30say they were heading to the coast.
- 1:25:33Have they gotten to me yet? We'll say amidst that
- 1:25:35conversation, they're not within earshot, but you can see them as
- 1:25:39they start to approach and they come up shortly after that us.
- 1:25:43I'm saying, yeah. So as I see them coming up and
- 1:25:46everything, I'm going to look at a Richie.
- 1:25:47I'm going to, you know, extend my hand for a handshake and
- 1:25:49everything. I'm like it gives you a good
- 1:25:51predator handshake. Yeah, I'm going to be, I'm going
- 1:25:52to be like thank you Richie. You have been a great help these
- 1:25:56past few days and I know this town and everyone in it
- 1:25:58appreciates you. And I'm going to put 2 gold
- 1:26:01coins in his hand. He looks at the gold coins and
- 1:26:04just kind of grins slightly and he's like, well, hopefully I'll
- 1:26:06be making a lot more than this, not insulting the offering.
- 1:26:09I appreciate you. I wish you good wealth though,
- 1:26:11Richie. Appreciate you, father Ostrich.
- 1:26:15Thank you, Richie. I'm.
- 1:26:16I'm glad you're not dead anymore.
- 1:26:18I never died. Oh, sorry, there's.
- 1:26:20OK, don't listen to him. I Richie, you're a fucking bear.
- 1:26:24I don't trust that man. He's a liar.
- 1:26:28Don't trust that man. I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk up to
- 1:26:31ostrich. Be like what?
- 1:26:33What's the word? Do you have any information?
- 1:26:35Yes, Origi Zahr, hop on a wagon and head east for the coast.
- 1:26:39OK, track should be still fresh. Then I'll get ostrich on it.
- 1:26:43All right, I'm gonna call for Ostrich.
- 1:26:45And we're gonna head east. Ostrich comes running up and and
- 1:26:56it's just happy to see. You here?
- 1:26:57Yeah, Yeah. You're small though.
- 1:26:59Yeah, but but I mean Mao Mao, all right, and so you guys are
- 1:27:07head nieced. Head nieced Rachie looks at you
- 1:27:09and yes, there are there are there's four or five people
- 1:27:13wanting to head off. But anyway all.
- 1:27:17Right. Well, if I cross your paths on
- 1:27:19the what the fuck? I can't.
- 1:27:20I get his voice sometimes. Well, yeah, if I, if I cross
- 1:27:24your paths on the on the road, it looks like we're heading the
- 1:27:26same way. I'll I'll keep an eye out.
- 1:27:28Don't run into trouble. Be safe.
- 1:27:30You be safe too. We're reaching.
- 1:27:32Make sure you make sure you take a drink for us when you get
- 1:27:34where you're going. Oh yeah.
- 1:27:35I'll do that. I'm heading to Stonewolf.
- 1:27:37Oh. They got some good meat over
- 1:27:38there. What type of meat?
- 1:27:42Priest said Mead, OH. Damn it, man, meat.
- 1:27:51And then we'll start heading east.
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- 1:29:00we can wear? Oh yes, that's right, God.
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- 1:30:24here. You got some explain Nah, you're
- 1:30:25fine. You're so don't peanut butter.
- 1:30:31I don't have any peanut butter here because I'm allergic.
- 1:30:34Oh yeah, that makes sense. Oh, do you have any Nutella
- 1:30:37instead? You're the first, no?
- 1:30:39Fuck he loves Nutella. Really.
- 1:30:41Yeah. You know, it's crazy.
- 1:30:42I grew up eating peanut butter by the spoonful and then I later
- 1:30:45developed an allergy. That's how it works with
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- 1:30:59What the fuck? I believe it.
- 1:31:02Yeah, somehow I don't doubt it that that's actually been tested
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- 1:31:08dude. Fuck that dude.
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