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Lisa Sparxxx Reveals Her Most Awkward Day on Set · Sparxxx TV Podcast

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  Have you ever had an awkward moment at work?
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  We're having an awkward moment right now.
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  Yeah, that was kind of the intention.
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  Well, how good? Because you nailed it.
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  Have. You ever had an awkward moment
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  at work for real? Always.
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  Like what? Just kidding.
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  Don't say it yet. Come back, finish watching the
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  show because then we'll tell you the awkward moment.
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  So we have. See, I'm trying to make it
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  awkward. Oh.
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  You're nailing it. Yes, nailed this part.
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  Nice. Wow, stay tuned.
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  Don't to listen to our awkward moments at work, on set, all
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  those fun things. You know, it's awkward.
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  I don't have a microphone on that, so I should be talking.
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  Your boobs. Hi.
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  OK, you do that. This is how I'm going to talk
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  all day, OK? I think it catches you though.
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  Hey, 919. channel.
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  Welcome to the show. Welcome back to the show.
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  But so have you had you you started division.
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  Do you have have you had an awkward moment at work?
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  Yeah, I think we all have. Right.
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  Like like. What included you that's.
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  True, that's true. I've had an.
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  And I had to do with a train. Nice.
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  Not that kind of train, guys. Well.
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  You're supposed to leave that to their imagination.
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  Well, you're going to tell a story about it, but not that
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  kind of train. But well, I've had an awkward,
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  I've had awkward things happen at actual work.
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  Like, you know, when I work a nine to five, somebody
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  recognizes me. Like if I work in an office,
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  somebody recognizes me, right? I work remote now, so that
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  doesn't matter. But you know what I mean?
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  I I've had that happen where somebody comes walking by your
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  desk and they're like, they do a double take and you're like, oh,
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  shit. And then like 10 minutes later,
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  it's all over the the building and you're like, OK, I got to
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  quit this job. Great, right?
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  You even had to talk to HR one. Time I did that wasn't because
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  of me. And the guy said I don't give a
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  crap what you did before you got here.
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  And I was like, yes, what an HR guy.
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  That's the what you're supposed to say.
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  But I've had an awkward scene. So several years ago, I don't
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  remember, I don't remember when it was, but we were doing a
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  scene and you happened to be there and it wasn't.
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  It was a in the back door kind of thing.
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  Timeout. Yes, I was not only there, I was
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  in the video. OK, well, whatever.
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  No, it's not whatever you need to make sure include these
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  because it's far and few between that I'm actually.
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  There he was in this movie as well.
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  There you go. And I need my flowers, flowers,
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  flowers. And so we get to the end of the
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  thing and, and now when you do these kind of scenes, right,
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  there's a lot of cleaning that is involved and things like that
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  before you do it cuz nobody wants you, you know, it's not
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  like when you're at home and it doesn't matter, like whatever.
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  We should do a BTS just at the cleaning part, yeah.
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  That's a no thank you. It's it is a nightmare.
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  It takes it takes a good hour and then apparently it.
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  Regenerates full moon. It regenerates itself.
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  It regenerates itself too. So I was unaware we regenerate
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  that fast, but we get to the end of the scene and regenerate.
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  That's a good one. They had done the the end part
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  into that area and they were like the back door.
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  Yes. And they were like, you think
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  you can push it back? No, no time out again since I
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  was there. OK, let's replay it.
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  You turn around everybody and says you all want to see it.
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  Because he'd asked me. No, they you said that because
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  you were so confident and because you thought everything
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  was. Well, yeah, because honky Dory.
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  Because why? Would it not be and you 9 times
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  out of? 99 times out of 100, it would be
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  it. Would be it was fine, but this
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  particular day? It was not, I mean, it wasn't,
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  it wasn't some gross awful thing.
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  It was just, it was just running slimy.
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  Yeah, it was just running and slimy.
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  It's not something you'd rather see.
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  Yeah, it was running and slimy and it was a little dark colored
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  as opposed to what they thought was going to come out.
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  And I'm glad it was in a hotel or not.
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  Yes, yes, but I did it. And then everybody was like, and
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  then I was like, you're going to cut that out?
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  And then they paid me extra money to not cut it out and put
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  it in the blue. They did.
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  They cut it out of the actual scene, but they put it in the
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  bloopers and and I, we had a good laugh.
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  You have to laugh at yourself because like, what am I going to
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  do? Like I would have never, ever
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  thought that that was going to happen.
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  Feel embarrassed for a second, then you March on.
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  Yeah, and then I was just like, man, whatever, it happens, poop
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  happens. That was quickly for you that.
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  Was quickly, I know, high 5 anyway, So what?
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  What kind of awkward thing have you had at work that had to do
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  with me? Well, you should know.
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  Well, I mean, I know this. Story We got caught.
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  I mean, I know the story, but. You tell the story.
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  I was a brakeman and conductor. Well, that day I was a brakeman.
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  On the railroad. On the railroad.
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  Nobody needs to know what job you were doing there.
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  Yeah, that's half the fun. OK, I was actually working.
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  Yes, he was. Working the railroad?
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  Yes, when he worked. And I I came up with a brilliant
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  idea to take her on a trip of ours from San Diego to Barstow.
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  I got to be a student. And and I, yeah.
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  Student in air quotes because that that was not.
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  I made her a student for the days or two days.
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  Because thank goodness nobody asked other, nobody cared what
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  what you were doing there. They're just like people on your
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  train were like, who's this student?
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  They don't. Tell as long as you have safety
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  glasses and steel toe boots. Right.
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  I had the gear. I looked very, I looked very
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  Butch in that gear. Had my still anyways, yeah.
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  Sorry. We did our train movement and
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  got our train cooking and we're leaving out of town out San
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  Diego. Second awkward.
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  Second awkward thing was the first awkward thing was I missed
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  the we. All did, we're out too busy
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  gaggling. We were talking and we all hit
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  in. We all missed the signal bell or
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  horn that you're supposed to blow.
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  Or two shorts and a long and a short.
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  I did. I got it.
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  We were just halfway through. We were just halfway through the
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  intersection by the time we all remembered it.
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  That was the one job I had. The black box would have had us
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  all. Fired.
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  Yeah. That was the one job I had.
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  So I got fired from that job. Anyways, and so we are halfway
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  to Barstow and I thought it'd be a funny idea to shoot a little
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  video on the second engine. Awkward.
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  We were frisky. So we did that and the conductor
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  came from the head end to check on us.
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  Yeah. He didn't know what we were
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  doing. Probably because he's bored out
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  of his mind too. So anyway, he opened the door
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  and there we were, in all of our glory.
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  Hi. I think that might have been
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  what I said too. Hi.
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  Having a train, yeah, situation. Yeah, no, we were not having a
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  train situation. You and I were were doing
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  things. He stood there for a minute and
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  was like, what did I just see? And then turned around and
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  walked away. He goes OK.
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  Think he stood around for an extra few.
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  Minutes he might have, but. But anyway.
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  Yeah, so it was pretty awkward. Super awkward, cuz yeah, I
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  wasn't trying to invite that old man cuz I think it was one of
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  the old guys. No, I don't.
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  I don't remember who it was, but I wasn't.
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  Inviting. I wasn't.
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  Still etched in my mind. I wasn't inviting him.
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  Oh damn, we got caught. Yeah, I wasn't inviting him.
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  Now that's where I thought we would get in trouble because I
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  thought that guy would be like, why the hell are they on the
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  train having sex? No, my crew is cool.
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  Yeah, anyway, so awkward things happen.
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  I usually the most awkward thing that happens now is usually like
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  if you forget to mute your your microphone when.
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  You're on a meeting. When you're on a meeting and
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  then you start talking and you don't realize it.
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  And I was like. You mean today or yesterday?
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  Yeah, a couple days ago where we were talking about he leans out
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  and he's like breakfast and he didn't realize the thing was.
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  On there in the middle of a meeting with Oliver.
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  I've done that too. All of our company and.
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  Me too. Cameron was off, but I reached
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  over there and opened the door and screamed at her.
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  Hey, you might make me breakfast.
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  And everybody on the call, they're like, what?
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  What'd you say, Jeff? What?
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  What's going on? Oh, nothing.
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  Yeah, talking to myself. Exactly.
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  I've done that. I've done that too, though, like
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  where you're on like a big call with like the big wigs and you
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  like I swear I hit mute, I swear.
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  And they're like, hey, can you mute your mic, please?
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  Awkward. Yeah.
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  Super awkward, yeah. But so it happens to everybody.
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  In the comment section below, give us your awkward moments.
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  An awkward date moment or an awkward sex moment?
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  I don't know, got another awkward moment.
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  He is full of awkward moments, yeah.
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  I must be just awkward, just like sitting here talking to you
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  all. I'm actually talking to a a
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  screen, so we're. Really talking to me, but it's
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  fine. No, I'm looking that way.
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  Yeah, so what's the other awkward moment?
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  I had to stand in for a black guy one time.
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  Oh, you did? That's pretty awkward.
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  That is pretty awkward. Especially when I'm not.
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  That we were, yeah, we were shooting a movie in, We were
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  shooting a movie in Vegas. And then all of a sudden the
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  person that was shooting couldn't do it.
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  And he was the black guy. And so they shot it straight
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  from the edge and shot the shot, the money shot.
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  And it was him, not the other guy.
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  And the other guy's like, thanks man, I have no idea why he
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  couldn't do it. I.
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  Think so? That's where my stage name came
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  into play. That's right.
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  That day it was born. It was born in case.
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  Because he was there just in case you need him.
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  No teeth? Yeah, just in whatever.
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  Case they knew what? You meant?
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  Anyway, anyhow, but yeah. But I've grown up and I just
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  used my regular name you. Have you have?
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  I'm kind of like you. Yeah, somebody calls my name.
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  I wouldn't know. That was for me.
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  Exactly I. Just have to keep my.
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  Name exactly. People always do that.
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  Why don't you? Pick that name or legal names.
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  Yeah, 100%. Anyways, So yeah, next time
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  we're going to talk about, I don't know, we're going to talk
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  about next time we got a, we got a quite a few things that we
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  have listed and I'm just not sure which direction we're going
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  to go in the comments. We don't.
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  We need. Help.
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  I know in the comments below, ask us some questions.
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  What do you want to know? What's the one thing you've
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  always wanted to know or what's the one thing you want to see us
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  do or whatever we're down to make you guys happy so also.
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  Gates. For that one, I know I did
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  probably also, I will be in Exotica, New Jersey, Edison, NJ
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  on October 23rd through the 25th.
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  So if you are in that area, come out and see us.
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  He'll be there too. But yeah, come out and.
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  See us? I'll walk away since nobody
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  wants to talk to me. Screw them, screw them.
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  Talk all you want. Come.
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  Yeah, come and visit us. Get some autographs, take some
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  pictures. Just hang out.
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  If you want to buy us, buy us a drink.
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  Buy me a drink that works. I love that.
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  Definitely take a break for a drink.
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  But yeah, we'll see you next time.
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  Bye. See.
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  Ya, I think you just flipped out.
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  Flipped off half of Europe. Oh, sorry.
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  I think is. It I said deuces.
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  Australia. Somebody doesn't.
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  Like to be, I think it's Australia, I don't know, one of
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  those countries deuces that's not like.
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  We just can't win.