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Hitting You at the Worst Time w/ David Dominy (Privychat 17) · Privycast

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>> Speaker A: Which, at the high school, tried to reinvent that joke. And it was
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just like, dude, no. Like, uh, his joke was,
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why was seven
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afraid of? Why
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was four afraid of five? And it was something.
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And I said, no, that it only works
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because of the order, dude. Uh, you can't say
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because six, eight, nine, it
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doesn't. I think he was trying to be a
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church.
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Welcome back to privy. Privy is a
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podcast about bathrooms recorded
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this week. I am on location.
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Uh, it's my recording
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studio. Recording studio away from the
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bathroom. Uh, my church's men's
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restroom. Um, and I
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am joined, uh, by none other than Mr.
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David Domini. David, how are you? Yo?
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>> Speaker B: Doing great.
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>> Speaker A: Very good. There's a few things. This is kind
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of impromptu. I didn't send you. Ah. Hey, what's
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hunter getting ready to say?
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>> Speaker B: Nope.
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>> Speaker A: Um, but a couple things that
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you supplied me. Um, and
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I'll preempt this. So if you have any
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bathroom stories that you want to share, um,
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and it can embarrass your children,
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particularly the two oldest.
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I know how much they would want that. So,
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um, if you have anything, we can
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start there, or we can come back to that, because I know
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that, um, it's kind of right out of
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the gate. Might be you're like, what
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can I do?
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>> Speaker B: Uh, I've got some, but
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I honestly don't remember which children it was, because there's
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so many of them.
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>> Speaker A: Hey, uh, and maybe that's
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better for them that there won't be identified.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: Probably from, like, when they were
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kids.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Like, young.
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Really young. Back when they were. I
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remember specifically one. It was one of the girls. I don't remember
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which of the two, but, uh, we went to
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target. It, uh, was one of
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those where you, uh, know how you get the.
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Yeah, yeah. Well, this was a blowout.
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Amongst all blowouts. It was like an atom bomb went off
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and just totally covered the entire
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back, entire backside, all
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over inside the car. To
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make it even worse, we didn't have a change
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of. Yeah, it was
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nasty.
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>> Speaker A: Just, uh, go buy a pair from target.
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>> Speaker B: Well, yeah, we ended up going inside and going
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into. Going into target and getting her all cleaned up.
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>> Speaker A: Uh, it was nasty, the
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diaper explosion.
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It's weird because your
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kids are grown mostly.
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Eden's the last one out here.
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It's disheartening to hear that
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y'all had diaper
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blowouts years ago,
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and they've done nothing to fix it in diapers today
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because
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make the top around the back better. I don't
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know.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, no kidding.
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>> Speaker A: Or. I don't know. I guess
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if you add enough wet to the situation, it's going to come out either
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way.
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>> Speaker B: But we're so technologically advanced now, you
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think they'd be able to come up with something that would fix that
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problem, right?
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>> Speaker A: Well, they wear diapers in space,
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so you're telling me that
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these astronauts do not have this problem?
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They can't?
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>> Speaker B: I would hope not.
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>> Speaker A: I want to see that
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NASA travel log of.
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Hey, we had to call in a reserve pair of
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underwear, man.
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Lots of blowouts.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, oh, yeah. Four kids. You tend to
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have blowouts. Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: Both your boys have been on the show.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
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>> Speaker A: And what I was so encouraged by was to hear
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how recent so many of their blowouts have been.
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Um.
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>> Speaker B: Hey, it happens, man. It happens
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to all of us.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, it sure does. So one of the
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things that, as we. I wanted to talk
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about your time in Ecuador.
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Um, you shared, uh, some
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very good bathroom pictures. The one with
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the view, the pee with the view.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
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>> Speaker A: Was that attached to, like, a house or
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a hostel?
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>> Speaker B: No, that specific one was actually. We took a
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hike out to a waterfall, and
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that was actually, as you hike all the way to this
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waterfall, they had built a little restroom
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right on that area so people would have a place to go.
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Huh.
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>> Speaker A: It's weird that it's a urinal and not a
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turd toilet.
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>> Speaker B: They had those, too.
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>> Speaker A: Uh, yeah, I guess. Good for them for building
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the urinal. I'm sitting here just going, there's a bush.
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The urinal is for pretty much a demographic
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of people that can just kind of let it fly.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. I'm not sure why they even put the urinal there. Why don't they
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just make the wall shorter and just go,
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oh, man, that's amazing.
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>> Speaker A: I would have been so tempted to stand up on the edge and
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just write off the side, but probably
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would have gotten in trouble.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: And you don't want to get in trouble in another country. That's what I've
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learned.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, that's what I've heard.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah. Did you guys have any on
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the trip? Did you get in any trouble at all?
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>> Speaker B: Um, no, actually, there
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was one time the bus ended up, uh. We ended up
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going through a checkout or a check, police
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check, whatever you call it. Yes. But,
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uh, that was it. And it was really low key.
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Nothing real exciting with it. They stopped. They were stopping all the
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cars and talked to the drivers. And then off we
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go.
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>> Speaker A: Wow. Um, do you want to
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share? And you can share as much or as little as you want. And this doesn't
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have to be bathroom related, but, um, about your
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trip, what were y'all doing?
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Um, yeah. Anything that you want to share
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about the ecuador trip?
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>> Speaker B: Well, Ecuador. Ecuador is. Was. It
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was an experience. I had never gone to
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Ecuador before, and I'd never been out of this country other than Canada,
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which. It's mean. It's still
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attached to the US. That's close enough. So it
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was a huge eye, uh, opening experience for
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me to go over and just to be able to see,
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uh, all the different colors, uh, to
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taste all the different tastes. Oh, yeah.
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It's amazing. It's like, if you've tasted a banana here, you have not
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tasted a real banana. You've tasted, like, the modified.
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Really? Oh, yeah. The tastes over there
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were, like, 100 times better.
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More, uh, crisp, more clear,
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more intense.
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>> Speaker A: Interesting.
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>> Speaker B: It was. It's amazing. It's not as dull as it is here,
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but it also is straight off the tree.
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Wow. You're not getting
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all the different chemicals to try and preserve it.
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>> Speaker A: Interesting.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. Uh, we went over, uh, we got to
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meet all these amazing kids, all these amazing people, and be
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able to hang out at casa de fe and,
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uh, get to just love on a bunch of these
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kids. And, uh, we got to help
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build, uh, a forever home with them and build the
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foundation, which, out of all things, that you can build
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that, to me, would have been the best part.
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>> Speaker A: That's cool.
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>> Speaker B: That's where it all starts, is right there. Uh,
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it was awesome.
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>> Speaker A: That's super cool. Yeah. But I
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love, for me, I know that there's
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contact with family, but because I don't have family on a trip,
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it is really radio silent. Um,
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and then you all come back, and I hear all these
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individual stories and little pockets, and it's like,
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man. Yeah,
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it's a whole nother world.
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Um, the different flavors is something
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I haven't heard yet, though. Uh.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. So
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many different kinds of fruits. Uh, they would bring in
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a new fruit, and we'd taste the new fruit.
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>> Speaker A: Like, ones you've never had.
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>> Speaker B: Ones I had. Never had before. I can't even tell you the names of them. They
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were so many different ones, but they
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brought in all these different. One of them looked like a strawberry that had
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little prickly pines on it, but they were soft.
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Weird. They all tasted
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amazing. Hot, huh?
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Very sugary, but healthy.
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My blood sugar has never been
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as good as it was when I went over there.
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>> Speaker A: Really?
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>> Speaker B: And I was eating fruit daily, multiple times
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a day.
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>> Speaker A: That does not say a lot or bode well for
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us here? No, we're probably just
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eating toxin all day.
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>> Speaker B: Sugar, uh, cane straight off the tree, man.
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It's like they literally took the cane, cut the
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cane
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for breaks. That's what they give us. Uh,
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they would give us fruit, uh, mangoes. Just, they peel
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the top, squeeze the mango, and then drink it. Yeah.
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Apparently ghosts showed up for us, uh.
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>> Speaker A: To use the restroom instead of ghost blush. That was weird.
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>> Speaker B: Wow.
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>> Speaker A: So, like, fresh mango.
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>> Speaker B: Fresh mango.
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>> Speaker A: Oh, man, I
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love mango.
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And you ate a bug of
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sorts?
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I ate a grub.
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>> Speaker A: How was that?
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>> Speaker B: Uh, it was, uh, slimy yet
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satisfying.
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>> Speaker A: Did it taste awful or was it just more. The
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process was worse.
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>> Speaker B: It's more of the texture,
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because the fact that you have this
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live squirming, uh, this bug right
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in your hand, that was literally just picked up out of the
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dirt and just washed off.
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>> Speaker A: With water alive when you eat it.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, heck yeah. You pick that thing. He's
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sitting there squirming in the dirt.
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>> Speaker A: Are you allowed to kill it?
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>> Speaker B: First you bite the body off of it.
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>> Speaker A: I know, but it's still moving when you make the approach.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
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>> Speaker A: I think I'd, like, squish the head and then let it
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die.
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>> Speaker B: You probably could.
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>> Speaker A: You all are brave. I don't know if I would have,
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man, I saw that picture and I was like,
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that's a very far bridge.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: So one of the things. And you can share a
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little bit about, um, y'all's music if you want,
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but your family has a band. I don't
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know exactly how to word it, but your family is a
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band.
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>> Speaker B: Yes.
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>> Speaker A: Um, praise in 3D. Uh,
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the joke that is passed around is. It's praise
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in twelve
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D. Yes.
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>> Speaker B: Because there's so many of us.
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>> Speaker A: It's awesome to see the whole family.
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Have you ever been in a performance or
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been doing a performance and the urge to
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go to the bathroom is just present
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and it's just power through, or have you ever had to, like,
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I got to go now.
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>> Speaker B: Um, there has been those moments, yes.
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>> Speaker A: Oh, man.
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>> Speaker B: But you know the old saying, the show must go on.
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Yeah. That's where you just pinch it and you go,
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okay, you continue playing. Oh, my
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goodness. You continue through everything, and then when you're
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done, there is no meet and greet.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, you're just heading straight, man,
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that would raise my heart rate so
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much. Uh, I don't know.
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Maybe it always hits at the
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exact worst time when it comes to being
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in front of people. Whenever I am m
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doing anything up front here at the church, there's usually four
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or five worship songs. And then I do something,
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so I.
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>> Speaker B: Have plenty of time.
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>> Speaker A: And it's always like, second verse or
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third verse of the last song. It's like,
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now, right now, we couldn't do
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this 15 minutes. Yeah. I just do not
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understand it.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I can relate.
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>> Speaker A: Oh, gosh.
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>> Speaker B: It happens. Does too. I mean, you get, Ben,
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are you up there preaching? And you got the entire
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time, and all of a sudden it's like, oh, gotta go. And then you go
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and it's like, oh, crud. Thanks.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, man. And then you're rushed, and
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it's just.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, it's not a pretty sight.
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>> Speaker A: Being rushed in the bathroom is the worst feeling. Uh, it's
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not the worst. There's probably something worse out there. There is, but
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it's not good.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, gosh.
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>> Speaker A: But your days on the police force.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
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>> Speaker A: Did you ever see anything just wild as far as,
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like, bathroom and people
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bathrooming?
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>> Speaker B: Uh, other than people bathrooming all over the back of the car?
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>> Speaker A: No, like, in your squad.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. What?
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>> Speaker A: My buddy in Portland said this exact same thing, and I'm
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like, why?
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>> Speaker B: Sometimes because of their intoxicated
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state, uh, they can't hold it. Other times,
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it's just pure defiance.
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>> Speaker A: Defiance. I would have to go back and
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listen, but I'm pretty confident that is the exact thing
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that my buddy said in Portland.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, yeah, that was the most
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common one. I've had people
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drop trowel and just go right there. Just because
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being stupid, it's like, oh,
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really?
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>> Speaker A: And then do you guys
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have someone who cleans it at the station? Or is that.
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This is your car.
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>> Speaker B: It's your car. You clean it.
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>> Speaker A: Gosh.
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>> Speaker B: So you deal with all the
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feces, you deal with the stench. Um,
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and the even crappy pun intended
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thing is that you deal with
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this person and then the calls don't stop.
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So it's not like you can just
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go and. Okay, we have an hour to be able to clean
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this thing out.
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>> Speaker A: Uh, you're doing like, a quick wipe.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. Uh, if you're lucky to
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have more time than that, then you get everything cleaned out, but
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otherwise, it's a go. Clean it out as best
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you can. Move on to the next one. You just don't transport
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anybody else. Do you get it clean?
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It's nasty. Yeah. You roll the windows down, the whole
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nine yards.
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>> Speaker A: If I see a cop, like, driving around with his windows down
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now, I'm just going to think, oh, man,
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is that why, uh, that's awful.
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Terrible. Uh, I have a
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few story or a, uh, few questions that I ask
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everybody.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
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>> Speaker A: And the first is at your home.
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What type of toilet paper do y'all
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use?
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>> Speaker B: It's usually just whatever ends up on the roll. And honestly, uh,
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for the last, I don't know, several months, it's been whatever
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Titus picks up.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, he does seem to be pretty
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involved in. He was telling me, like,
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I found a deal at some Fred Meyer toilet paper, something.
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I was like, okay, yep. He's
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shopping for it.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. He picks it up, he brings it in, and
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then it's, uh, like, if we start running low, he'll notice
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it, and he'll go take care of it.
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>> Speaker A: And it's like, he's a toilet paper man.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. You'll see it show up, and it's like, are we really
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that low? Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: Do you have a preference? Like, if you had to tell
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Titus, hey, this is the paper
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that is desired. Do you have a
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preference?
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>> Speaker B: Honestly, if you're going to go with anything, you got to go with the
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beautiful bears. Yes, that's the way to
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go. It's more comfy.
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The big red. Yeah,
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that's the way to go.
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>> Speaker A: There you go.
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>> Speaker B: But, hey, you know what? I'm not picky. It
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shows up. It's there. It's usable. It does the job.
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>> Speaker A: That's right. That's the way to be. Um,
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that's just, like, the bare bones
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of surviving. Can you wipe with stuff
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that's not agreeable?
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>> Speaker B: Uh, um, yeah, speaking of
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wiping stuff that's not agreeable.
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>> Speaker A: Okay.
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>> Speaker B: Toilet paper over in Ecuador. Uh, yeah, it
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was about as thin as one ply could get. And you don't
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flush.
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>> Speaker A: You like, you throw it in the garbage can.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: So do those trash cans just kind of
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stink? Like, eventually it stopped stinking, I
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imagine.
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>> Speaker B: But, yeah, most, ah, of the time, especially at
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Casa de Fe, they were pretty good about getting there, getting everything cleaned up.
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And so you didn't have it sitting there and
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just stenching up the place?
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Some, um, of the other bathrooms that you go into, not so
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much, man.
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>> Speaker A: And is it just that their infrastructure,
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their plumbing, just not ready for.
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>> Speaker B: Yes. At least they say it can't
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handle the excess paper.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, man.
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So when I was a janitor, for a while, we
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had the little feminine trash can where ladies can
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put their stuff in.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
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>> Speaker A: But then they took that out, and then people started to flush them
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instead of just throwing them in the trash can, which is right next to it,
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naturally. And we had so many problems, and
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I'm like, it makes sense a little bit.
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But it's also like, I imagine it's one of those
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things where if they came here, they would go,
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no, this is a waste or something. I don't know.
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Probably a waste. Most of what we do is,
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when you got your toilet paper, what's your method? Are you
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folding it, uh, on the roll? Does it
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come over or does it hang under?
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>> Speaker B: It better come over.
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>> Speaker A: Over.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. You do not go under.
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>> Speaker A: Uh, why do you feel that way?
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>> Speaker B: Because, first of all, it's patented that way.
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Second of all. Second of all, if you go under, you got
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a fish underneath there. If you peel it off, you got to try
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and find the end. You bang your knuckles up.
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No, you will go over the top.
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It drapes down, gives you a nice, easy access.
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>> Speaker A: The level of aggression of banging your
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knuckles.
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I'm so broken. I'm like, yeah, it doesn't matter.
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Uh, but my wife and so
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many people say the same thing. Like, you're going to hit your hand,
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and it's like, I guess
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I don't think about it.
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>> Speaker B: I guess I don't want to have to fish. Yeah.
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I want to be able to reach over, and if it's not there,
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do a quick roll that's drop straight down. I'm ready
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to go.
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>> Speaker A: Oh, man.
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And then when you're actually
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going in to do the job.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
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>> Speaker A: Are you a crumpler? Are you a folder?
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What's our method?
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>> Speaker B: Crumple all the way, babe.
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>> Speaker A: Crumple.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. What?
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Wow, dude, the flat thing. I mean,
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really, all you're doing is you're smearing all over the place, making it
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worse.
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>> Speaker A: You're not wrong,
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but crumpling just gives me so
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much anxiety.
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I feel like I've got, like, a paper ball, that
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there's too many surfaces. Uh.
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>> Speaker B: Oh. Yeah. See, but you have the ragged edges, and you have
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enough to be able to. It's kind of like a
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brush. You do your swipe. Uh,
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whatever the first little corner doesn't catch,
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the second corner will catch, or the third corner will catch.
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>> Speaker A: Oh, my God.
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>> Speaker B: You don't get that with the fold method.
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>> Speaker A: Well, yeah, that's true. My thing is I go
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in, like, seven to eight times and just
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reset. Just full reset, over and over, reset.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, see, you could do a crumple method and reset, like, two
19:24
or three times, clean, ready to roll.
19:27
>> Speaker A: And what's interesting is, so when we were
19:30
potty training the kids, I never sat down and said,
19:33
okay, son, this is how you fold it. He just
19:36
left to himself, was a crumpler.
19:39
I don't know where it came from because it wasn't me, but I'm watching
19:42
him wad this thing. I was like, what are you doing?
19:45
I'm wiping. I was like, dude,
19:48
you too? And he goes, yeah, it's great.
19:51
Hey, hats off to you all.
19:53
It's a barrier. Um,
19:57
and I'm going to ask this, like I ask everybody
20:00
this. Are you a bar soap or a liquid
20:03
soap, lad?
20:04
>> Speaker B: Liquid soap.
20:05
>> Speaker A: Liquid soap, definitely liquid.
20:06
>> Speaker B: Uh, it used to be bar all the way, but then I was introduced
20:09
to liquid, and I'll go back
20:12
if I have to, but otherwise it's straight
20:15
liquid.
20:16
>> Speaker A: Are you aware that your son, Jude
20:19
used to carve messages to various members of the
20:22
family in the bar soap.
20:24
>> Speaker B: Prior to hearing the podcast? No. Okay. I
20:27
did not know that.
20:30
>> Speaker A: Have y'all talked to him about this since?
20:32
>> Speaker B: I haven't actually. Oh, man, I keep forgetting to mention it
20:35
to him.
20:36
>> Speaker A: I asked him, I was like, dude,
20:39
have you tried this with Katie? Maybe leave
20:42
her a message or something? And he goes, oh, we don't
20:45
have a lot of bar soap now. And I'm like, okay, um,
20:48
so liquid.
20:49
>> Speaker B: Soap, don't tempt him. Write it with the liquid soap on the
20:52
wall.
20:54
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
20:55
>> Speaker B: Hi, honey.
20:57
>> Speaker A: I can't wait to have a
20:59
teenager, because I'm sure that those
21:02
things came from the teenage years where it's like they'll
21:05
smear it on something. Um,
21:08
uh, what is your opinion? How do you feel about
21:10
baths?
21:12
>> Speaker B: Um, if a bath
21:15
is going to happen, it's going to be after a
21:18
shower. It's like
21:20
hopping in the people suit.
21:22
>> Speaker A: Uh, the spa.
21:23
>> Speaker B: If you're going to hop in, you take a shower first, get yourself
21:26
clean so you're not sitting at your own filth.
21:29
>> Speaker A: Yeah,
21:33
I think that's the only way forward. Uh, the people
21:36
who are like, I'm an adult and I use my bath to clean
21:39
myself. I'm just. No, uh,
21:41
there's too much going on there. The water needs to be
21:44
moving to get. Um, do you
21:47
have any? Maybe we can.
21:50
Because what I find is I say this, and then later it's like, oh, I have
21:53
three more. Do you have any pet peeves that
21:56
are just like things that people, maybe your
21:59
children, maybe your oldest child do
22:02
in the bathroom that just drive you bonkers?
22:05
It's like, please stop.
22:06
>> Speaker B: You mean like not flushing?
22:08
>> Speaker A: Not flushing. Very good. Um, yeah. Does
22:11
this happen semi frequently?
22:13
>> Speaker B: So, fortunately, in my current
22:15
situation, I got my own bathroom. The kids
22:18
have their own bathroom, right? So
22:21
it's not an issue for me. But I do
22:24
hear about it. And in the
22:26
past, when we had another house,
22:29
uh, and his whole comment
22:32
was, we're conserving water. And I said, you
22:35
know what? There ain't no water that's worth
22:38
conserving to not just flush it.
22:40
Uh, just go, conserving
22:43
water. I'll pay the water bill. Just
22:46
flush it.
22:47
>> Speaker A: Oh, man. And he's got sisters,
22:50
man.
22:51
>> Speaker B: Yes, you can.
22:52
>> Speaker A: Yeah, what a
22:55
guy.
22:56
>> Speaker B: Uh, he's gotten better, I'll give you that. But every
22:59
once in a while, I'll still hear about it.
23:00
>> Speaker A: I think he's slowly learning a few of these things
23:03
that of, like, he's going,
23:06
oh, when I meet a young lady, these are things
23:09
I need to have sorted out for the future.
23:12
Um, because he was
23:15
describing to us the process by which he cleans his
23:17
toilet bowl, and we're like, homie, you
23:20
got to put a brush into the bowl.
23:23
He thought that that all maintains itself, and you
23:26
just wipe the rim.
23:27
>> Speaker B: Yeah, don't work that way.
23:29
>> Speaker A: And we were like, where did you get that idea?
23:31
And he goes, I don't know. Uh, I don't know. I'm like,
23:34
man, Titus,
23:40
is there a restaurant establishment that
23:43
messes you up the worst?
23:45
>> Speaker B: I have been racking my brain on that one because I knew that one was
23:48
coming. I cannot come up with one.
23:50
>> Speaker A: Hey, that's fortunate.
23:52
>> Speaker B: I know. It's great.
23:54
>> Speaker A: You're just like, I'm game for,
23:57
man. I. Wow.
24:02
Titus regularly reminds me. He's like, hey,
24:07
don't do that, because you're going to be talking about it.
24:11
Have you ever taken a dark shower?
24:14
>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Okay. Love dark showers.
24:16
>> Speaker A: Yeah, it's great. Uh, do you take it
24:19
like, oh, I want to relax, or is it like, I don't want to wake
24:22
people up?
24:23
>> Speaker B: What is the, uh, first off, it started
24:26
off with that curiosity of, uh, what's it like to
24:29
shut the lights off and just take a shower in the dark?
24:32
It just kind of went from there. It's like, yeah, this is kind of
24:34
nice. Uh, it is more
24:37
quiet. It's more peaceful. You
24:40
don't have all the excess noise going on.
24:43
>> Speaker A: Right.
24:44
>> Speaker B: And for the most part, depending upon when you take the shower,
24:47
there's ambient light that bleeds in so you
24:50
can see what you're doing.
24:51
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Our house right now,
24:54
it has no window in the bathroom
24:57
at all. So if I shut the door, it
25:00
is pitch black.
25:01
>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
25:01
>> Speaker A: And I love it. I have to plug a nightlight in just to be
25:04
able to see anything. But, yeah,
25:07
it's great. Um, have you ever eaten an
25:10
orange in the shower as if it was an apple?
25:12
>> Speaker B: No.
25:13
>> Speaker A: Have you ever eaten anything in the shower?
25:15
>> Speaker B: Not that I could think of. No. I've had drinks in the
25:18
shower, but I haven't actually eaten anything.
25:20
>> Speaker A: Uh, like water. What do you
25:23
go for?
25:24
>> Speaker B: There's no point in having water. You got a whole bunch of it.
25:27
>> Speaker A: Just look up, open your mouth.
25:29
>> Speaker B: Exactly. Uh, I've drank a
25:31
soda in the shower, but usually it says, um, set it
25:34
out, uh, on the countertop. Get inside, take a
25:37
shower, and as you're showering, reach out, grab it, take a drink,
25:40
and you don't want to water it.
25:46
>> Speaker A: Uh, I mean, I agree with you. Um.
25:51
>> Speaker B: I've heard of some of the ones that people have eaten.
25:54
>> Speaker A: People are wild
25:57
again, Titus. I keep coming back to him, but he's so
26:00
wild. He's like, yeah, just chips. I'll
26:03
have a sandwich and chips. And I'm like, uh, really?
26:05
No, that's bad.
26:08
>> Speaker B: Soggy buns.
26:08
>> Speaker A: No. Have you ever
26:11
performed a waffle stomp?
26:13
>> Speaker B: Oh, heck yeah.
26:15
>> Speaker A: Yes. At home?
26:17
>> Speaker B: Uh, yeah, matter of fact,
26:22
sometimes when you got to go, you got to
26:25
go. Um, and you
26:28
kind of weigh out those questions, like, should
26:30
I get out and. Cause that wet trail
26:33
of water and get the toilet all wet
26:36
or just let her go.
26:40
Sometimes you just got to go with it.
26:45
>> Speaker A: As long as you take a look.
26:47
>> Speaker B: Okay.
26:47
>> Speaker A: Does it look okay? It doesn't leave that bad of a
26:50
problem.
26:50
>> Speaker B: Oh, no, not at all. Um, not at all.
26:54
>> Speaker A: That's awesome. Um, would you
26:57
ever perform the toss, which is where,
27:00
instead of doing that, you reach back and
27:03
catch the turd and reach it around and toss it in
27:06
the toilet? This is something people do.
27:07
>> Speaker B: Oh, I've. I've heard that too. No, I would
27:10
not.
27:11
>> Speaker A: Never met anybody that is either willing to
27:14
admit or has done it.
27:16
>> Speaker B: Ah. I have no desire to manually manipulate
27:19
the turd.
27:20
>> Speaker A: That's exactly it. There's something like the
27:23
fact, like, the heel that's so separated from
27:26
me.
27:27
>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Uh, heel is
27:30
one thing. Uh, right. It's on the bottom of your feet. Your feet
27:32
go a whole bunch of places that the rest of your body
27:35
is not going to walk off.
27:37
>> Speaker A: A little dirty.
27:37
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Plus, you just wash them off
27:40
after you're done and good to go.
27:43
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Um,
27:46
have you ever had a snack on the toilet?
27:49
>> Speaker B: Um, I can't think of ever having a snack on the toilet,
27:52
so, no, I don't think so.
27:54
>> Speaker A: There you go. Um, it's a weird sensation.
27:57
>> Speaker B: I mean, the rib idea sounded good. Oh, my gosh
28:00
granted, it's like you said, recycling plant. I
28:03
mean, you eat it, you poop it out. You eat it, you poop it
28:05
out.
28:06
>> Speaker A: My problem is, if you have enough
28:08
ribs, you're going to have all the little bones,
28:12
and then you have the barbecue sauce, and it's
28:15
like, now you got to wipe. I
28:17
was so baffled at that
28:20
that I didn't think to push
28:23
back. I was just hit with it, and I went, wow,
28:26
that's weird. And then I had a thousand questions
28:29
of, like, is it on a plate? Or
28:32
what do you do with the finger mess?
28:34
>> Speaker B: Um, yeah, that was out in left.
28:35
>> Speaker A: Field, but he caught me off
28:38
guard. Uh,
28:40
yeah. Um,
28:44
this is a Michael wall. Do you know what brand
28:47
your toilet is?
28:49
>> Speaker B: Brand?
28:49
>> Speaker A: It is, yeah.
28:50
>> Speaker B: It's a rental toilet, so I have no clue. Nor do I
28:53
honestly care, because it's a rental toilet.
28:56
>> Speaker A: Michael knows the brand of his toilet. How
28:59
many gallons per flush?
29:02
He is something else.
29:03
>> Speaker B: Uh, Michael wall is a rare breed.
29:06
Uh, he's an amazing, great guy. He
29:09
is a rare breed.
29:10
>> Speaker A: There's only one Michael.
29:12
>> Speaker B: Yes, there is.
29:13
>> Speaker A: Have you ever eaten
29:17
deodorant? Like, have you ever
29:20
taken a bite of deodorant?
29:21
>> Speaker B: Why would you?
29:23
>> Speaker A: Well, so some of them smell like.
29:26
>> Speaker B: Uh, well, uh, uh, let's, let's just start off with
29:29
this. I have never put
29:31
deodorant on that smells like food. I don't want to be
29:34
chased by a coyote or a bear or anything. So
29:37
I figure, I mean, if I'm going to do that, I might as well be eating a steak.
29:40
>> Speaker A: Oh, man. Yeah, that's fair. Um,
29:45
my wife, she gets the
29:47
native. They're whatever. They're like, all
29:50
natural.
29:51
>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah?
29:51
>> Speaker A: Prove it. Um, but they have stuff
29:54
that's like, this one smells like gummy bears, and this
29:57
one smells like a vanilla
30:00
cupcake. And
30:03
people in the past have thought to bite that and see what
30:06
it tastes like. And
30:09
word on the street is it does not taste good.
30:12
Um, who'd have thought?
30:13
>> Speaker B: Can you say duh?
30:15
>> Speaker A: Yeah, m. It's something
30:18
else.
30:18
>> Speaker B: Um, it's kind of like them wax melts. I mean, the wax
30:21
melts are supposed to smell like
30:24
the different foods, but you don't take a big bite out of it.
30:27
>> Speaker A: But part of my brain is like,
30:30
could it taste good?
30:32
>> Speaker B: No.
30:33
>> Speaker A: Oh, man.
30:34
>> Speaker B: No.
30:34
>> Speaker A: I'm so deceived by the smell
30:38
in my brain. If it smells like a cupcake, it
30:40
probably tastes like it, too.
30:43
>> Speaker B: Uh, I guess
30:46
to me, it would have to smell identical to
30:48
it. If I'm in the other room and I'm thinking,
30:51
oh, that smells like somebody had fresh baked cookies.
30:54
And I walk in the other room, and there's no fresh
30:57
baked cookies. First off, I'm going to be really disappointed, right?
31:00
Second off, I'm going to wonder where that candle is.
31:03
>> Speaker A: Yeah, see, I guess that's true.
31:06
They are always a little bit off.
31:08
Um,
31:11
yeah, maybe. Um,
31:14
so I have one
31:17
last question, and this is kind of,
31:19
um, do you have any
31:22
words of wisdom to
31:24
bathroom enthusiasts, people who use the bathroom,
31:27
anything? That's like, if I had to teach people
31:30
one thing about my interactions with
31:32
bathrooms, this is what you need to know.
31:35
>> Speaker B: So, guys, follow the bro code,
31:38
okay? That's one of the biggest things.
31:41
Follow the bro code. Uh,
31:44
which actually leads me to the picture
31:47
of, uh, the urinals there, uh,
31:50
the pee over the edge thing. Because in that specific
31:52
picture, there's two urinals that are actually, uh,
31:56
perpendicular to each other. Yes. So in order to use
31:59
those, if two people were using them, you would
32:01
literally have to be perpendicular to each other and
32:04
touching each other.
32:05
>> Speaker A: Oh, man.
32:06
>> Speaker B: So then begs the question,
32:09
right, bro code violation or no.
32:12
>> Speaker A: Yeah, you got to have some
32:15
space.
32:16
>> Speaker B: Um, I agree.
32:21
>> Speaker A: It's unfortunate because now some places
32:24
have little divider, but you can
32:27
really just look over and get full view.
32:30
And why was this the idea?
32:33
Um, yeah, follow the bro code.
32:36
Honor it.
32:37
>> Speaker B: Follow the bro code. Uh, honor the bro code.
32:40
Uh, guys, you got to follow the bro code.
32:42
>> Speaker A: What do you do if someone comes in and they're not? They're just like,
32:45
oh, I'm going to post up right next to David.
32:48
>> Speaker B: Then you give them an awkward look, and if they're really that
32:51
interested, then you're.
32:53
>> Speaker A: You just. You just stare at straight eye contact
32:56
while you do your thing.
32:57
>> Speaker B: See if you make it awkward.
33:00
The more awkward you make it, the quicker they're going to finish
33:03
up and leave.
33:04
>> Speaker A: They're going to ski daddle.
33:05
>> Speaker B: Exactly.
33:06
>> Speaker A: Yeah, that's true.
33:08
>> Speaker B: Put your arm around them. Exactly. It's all a matter of
33:11
confidence.
33:12
>> Speaker A: I'm out.
33:12
>> Speaker B: Like, buddy, you got to go. Me too.
33:16
>> Speaker A: Uh, yeah, they'll never do it again, that's for sure.
33:18
>> Speaker B: Exactly.
33:19
>> Speaker A: Do you think the broke code applies to stalls?
33:22
Like poop stalls?
33:24
>> Speaker B: Some would say yes. I guess it depends on how
33:27
many stalls you got. I mean, this current bathroom only has two,
33:30
so you can't really. Same thing with the
33:32
urinals. You can't really.
33:34
>> Speaker A: Yeah, these are the great in ground ones. So, uh, you're
33:37
rolling the dice if you're going to get on your foot anyway.
33:39
>> Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. Uh, no, I mean,
33:42
if you're going into, say, an airport or someplace that
33:45
has multiple stalls. Yeah. You follow the bro
33:48
code figured out? Yeah. If you can get one that's
33:51
a couple of stalls away, you do that.
33:53
>> Speaker A: Honor the bro code.
33:54
>> Speaker B: Honor the bro code.
33:55
>> Speaker A: Um,
33:59
my wife informed me that the women do that
34:02
with the stalls, which is why I was like,
34:04
I don't think of it with the stall. I'm like, I've got my own
34:07
little cubicle. Life is private
34:10
and fine, but, um, she's like, no, if there's someone
34:13
in there, you either wait or you go to the one that's farther. And I
34:16
was like, huh, I guess that's fair.
34:19
Um, well, cool. Uh,
34:22
I appreciate you being here.
34:23
>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Um, anytime.
34:25
>> Speaker A: Yeah. If you all, uh, want, go check
34:28
out praise and 3d stuff. I know there's
34:31
videos on Facebook. Um,
34:34
there might be YouTube, too. I don't know.
34:36
>> Speaker B: We got a couple of recordings on YouTube. Sweet.
34:38
>> Speaker A: Yeah, go check those out. And, um.
34:41
Yeah, I tell people the
34:44
dog is shamefully going to the bathroom in the backyard, and you're,
34:47
like, watching the dog go to the bathroom.
34:49
Um, as I close the show every time,
34:52
um, this has been another episode of
34:55
privy. As always, we want to thank Kevin McLeod for
34:58
the use of his music. Um, you can follow us
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35:28
Yeah. This brings us to the end. Keep, uh,
35:31
pooping in the free world. Wash your butthole.
35:33
And as always, don't forget to
35:36
flush. I'm going to hit the urinal on this one.
35:39
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
35:43
>> Speaker A: Really get it in there.
35:49
>> Speaker B: You think? It really goes with.