Latest / Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne / 2028 - 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days (s8e17) "Welcome To Your Destination" with Kimberly
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- 0:13Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to TLC Tuesday. I'm here at Kimberly.
- 0:17Speaker 1: We're going to discuss before the ninety Days. I'm so excited.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Hey girl, girl, Hey, we're all with this season? Right right?
- 0:28Speaker 1: Are we all just done? Not that I hate anybody.
- 0:33Speaker 2: I actually feel like I'm progressing really well in this season.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Sometimes my hatred of people goes from zero to one
- 0:41Speaker 2: thousand within the first five episodes. Huh, and we're at
- 0:46Speaker 2: seventeen and there's only a couple people that make me
- 0:49Speaker 2: sick to look at.
- 0:51Speaker 1: Oh, only a couple. Okay, Well let me look because
- 0:54Speaker 1: I do have it here on my spread sheet of
- 0:57Speaker 1: when things are ending in blah blah blah. Before the
- 1:00Speaker 1: ninety Days ends on May third, so we have we
- 1:09Speaker 1: have a couple more episodes before more episodes, So I
- 1:14Speaker 1: bet we have one or two actual episodes left, and
- 1:18Speaker 1: then we have you know, we never know forgetting two
- 1:20Speaker 1: or three tells anyway, So yeah, it's coming to an end,
- 1:25Speaker 1: but it's not. It's actually been pretty fun. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:30Speaker 1: Well I'll tell you who makes me sick to look. Okay,
- 1:35Speaker 1: I'll probably guess, uh, yeah, I probably guess they're all men.
- 1:41Speaker 1: If I had to guess because same, same, same, Okay, okay,
- 1:46Speaker 1: before the ninety day season eight, episode seventeen, Welcome to
- 1:50Speaker 1: your destination. Yeah, I've never had anybody on the plans
- 1:55Speaker 1: and welcome to your destination. But welcome to Jackson, Mississippi.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Welcome to wherever. Yeah. We're gonna start with Elise and Joshua.
- 2:08Speaker 2: Yeah, and neither of them really make me sick to
- 2:10Speaker 2: look at. I do think they each need help in
- 2:13Speaker 2: different ways and are not men for each other.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Yes, I agree with that, especially because they live so
- 2:21Speaker 1: very far apart.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think they to do some work before
- 2:26Speaker 2: they find the person.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't see her moving to Australia, and he
- 2:32Speaker 1: has a kid that lives in Australia, so he's definitely
- 2:35Speaker 1: not moving to the States.
- 2:37Speaker 2: Right they discussed what's their end goal? I don't think
- 2:41Speaker 2: they've discussed it. Also, they have a conversation in this
- 2:47Speaker 2: episode that was full on Nicholas Spark's novel, and it
- 2:51Speaker 2: honestly made me I was I had to stop, like
- 2:55Speaker 2: I thought, there's something wrong with me. This is why
- 2:58Speaker 2: I've never watched The Notebook because this should be touching
- 3:02Speaker 2: and it wasn't for me. So I'm other dead inside,
- 3:05Speaker 2: jaded from watching too many datelines and ninety D fiances.
- 3:10Speaker 2: It's the hot tub scene. We'll get to it.
- 3:12Speaker 1: So are you and I the only two people in
- 3:15Speaker 1: the world that have not watched The Notebook? Maybe? Okay,
- 3:18Speaker 1: because I also have never watched The Notebook for the
- 3:20Speaker 1: same reason. I can't take it and don't do it.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Mary Payne, stay strong, Okay, I'm not going to You
- 3:25Speaker 1: will stay.
- 3:26Speaker 2: In this club together and we welcome members.
- 3:29Speaker 1: Yes we do. I'm eating one of your virus.
- 3:32Speaker 2: I really want one. I have the same green one
- 3:36Speaker 2: on my table right now too. I rotate, so.
- 3:41Speaker 1: I'm feeling very sleepy, so I'm perking up. Yeah we go.
- 3:44Speaker 2: So josh is telling Chris how Alice screamed at everyone
- 3:48Speaker 2: in the bar and embarrassed him in front of the
- 3:52Speaker 2: whole city, and Chris is just laughing because he's like, dude,
- 3:57Speaker 2: this is your problem. You got yourself into this. You
- 4:00Speaker 2: saw a hot girl and you invited her into our lives,
- 4:04Speaker 2: and hey, the consequences. So he Joshua's pissed. Alise comes
- 4:10Speaker 2: in all demure, batting her huge fake eyelashes.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Like are you mad?
- 4:17Speaker 2: I'm really embarrassed about last night. And Chris is like,
- 4:22Speaker 2: is that an apology for josh And she goes, yes,
- 4:27Speaker 2: I'm sorry, and I'm embarrassed for myself, which was a
- 4:31Speaker 2: weird thing to say.
- 4:34Speaker 1: Well, she should be embarrassedst for herself.
- 4:39Speaker 2: Also, she should be embarrassed for like Nat and every
- 4:42Speaker 2: Joshua because they know people and yeah now and have
- 4:46Speaker 2: to do business in this town. And he says, I
- 4:49Speaker 2: don't like my personal business being public, which is why
- 4:52Speaker 2: I am on a reality TV show. Yepled it giving
- 4:57Speaker 2: a girl a hot oil massage on rented sofa.
- 5:02Speaker 1: Never get over it, Never get over it.
- 5:05Speaker 2: So Alis says, I was triggered, but I let my
- 5:10Speaker 2: emotions get the best of me, which I think she
- 5:13Speaker 2: does a lot of. She's not very good at regulating
- 5:16Speaker 2: her emotions, which is why she's perfect for this show.
- 5:20Speaker 1: Exactly. That's why she's Yeah, exactly that Matt Sharp on
- 5:24Speaker 1: the show and see it. He knows it.
- 5:27Speaker 2: Emotional dysregulation. Book them, book them, Dano.
- 5:31Speaker 1: I think what you mean is he could spot talent.
- 5:34Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, And he says, this is reality gold, let's
- 5:37Speaker 1: do it.
- 5:37Speaker 2: Yeah, So he says that never should have happened. Once
- 5:43Speaker 2: but if it was a cop, if this becomes a
- 5:45Speaker 2: common occurrence, I'm out. And then she leans onto the counter.
- 5:50Speaker 2: She's almost reeled and back in. She leans over the
- 5:52Speaker 2: counter with her ass out like look into that ass,
- 5:56Speaker 2: you want to pet that ass? And like a can
- 6:00Speaker 2: I pet that ass?
- 6:02Speaker 1: And then being like are we still going to the zoo?
- 6:08Speaker 2: She's doing what Rick does whenever Rick is in trouble
- 6:11Speaker 2: where he gets poudy little boy and looks down a lot.
- 6:15Speaker 2: But it works better with the least because she's a
- 6:17Speaker 2: girl and he's a giant muscly man, and so it
- 6:21Speaker 2: doesn't really work.
- 6:22Speaker 1: Did you notice that she her mic pack was, you know,
- 6:26Speaker 1: in her butt? You know? Now, normally they put that
- 6:29Speaker 1: mic pack on the bra. Yeah, they can't because there's
- 6:34Speaker 1: no bra and no pretty sure, there's no underwears. I
- 6:37Speaker 1: don't know if they're duct taping that to her skin
- 6:39Speaker 1: or what. I'll have to ask her. I'll have to
- 6:41Speaker 1: ask her.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Well, they put raps on it a lot on people
- 6:44Speaker 2: on below deck. They do like a wrap around like
- 6:47Speaker 2: a girdle that sticks in.
- 6:50Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so they can rip off.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Their shirts and be shirtless but still be micd up.
- 6:55Speaker 1: That's true. That's true.
- 6:57Speaker 2: So oh, by the way, in the platfvill previous you
- 7:00Speaker 2: that I just saw, it was like Isaac asking his girlfriend,
- 7:05Speaker 2: can you turn your mic off? Because they need to
- 7:07Speaker 2: have like a serious conversation.
- 7:11Speaker 1: But his mic is still on, Like what exactly I
- 7:15Speaker 1: think he's going to turn it on? His off? And
- 7:17Speaker 1: then he wants her to So, okay, what did he do?
- 7:21Speaker 1: He did something bad?
- 7:22Speaker 2: Yeah, So josh is like, okay, we can still go
- 7:26Speaker 2: to the zoo because I like that ass.
- 7:29Speaker 1: So Chris tells us that would have been it for me.
- 7:33Speaker 2: He must he must really like her or he likes
- 7:36Speaker 2: that coochie.
- 7:38Speaker 1: He also knows she's leaving. That's true. Yeah, so may
- 7:42Speaker 1: as well make the best of it a few more times.
- 7:46Speaker 2: I break up with her once she's gone, and he says,
- 7:50Speaker 2: that's a massive red flag and may wave your flag,
- 7:55Speaker 2: Mary Kaine.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it, I got it. Yeah.
- 7:58Speaker 2: So she asked Joshua a hug, and he goes, you
- 8:02Speaker 2: can come here and give me a hug. There's the
- 8:05Speaker 2: power move ooh isxcept a power dynamic being flipped because
- 8:11Speaker 2: all of a sudden he has the upper hand in
- 8:12Speaker 2: the relationship, whereas before he was almost unemployed and broke
- 8:17Speaker 2: with no place to live, and she had all the power.
- 8:21Speaker 1: And it's completely flipped except for those things are still true.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Those things are still true.
- 8:26Speaker 2: But now he can say, you can walk over here
- 8:28Speaker 2: and give me a hug, but I shall not move
- 8:31Speaker 2: two steps to give you a huge So alisays, I
- 8:35Speaker 2: think my actions were atrocious, but I still think there's
- 8:39Speaker 2: something wrong with him in that.
- 8:41Speaker 1: So I stand by why I was upset. She's not
- 8:45Speaker 1: gonna let that go. No, I disagree, And I don't
- 8:49Speaker 1: think NAT's in love with him. I mean, maybe she is,
- 8:52Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think I think they're just friends.
- 8:55Speaker 1: I mean, I just think they're just friends. Yeah.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Yeah, So they go to the zoo. She's obsessed with
- 9:00Speaker 2: the koalas. Josh tells us koalas are cute, but they
- 9:03Speaker 2: carry chlamythia just like me. I got it, say, yeah,
- 9:10Speaker 2: those kualas were so cute. Yeah, they have just like
- 9:16Speaker 2: half the people on this show.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Just don't bang the kuala and you're fine, come on, fine. Yeah.
- 9:20Speaker 2: So then they walk in silence and she's like, it's
- 9:24Speaker 2: weird now and you're not touching me and usually your
- 9:26Speaker 2: hand is in my crotch all the time, So like,
- 9:29Speaker 2: what's happening even though we're in public at a zoo
- 9:32Speaker 2: with children around, why aren't you fingering me right now?
- 9:35Speaker 1: And oh really, she is wearing a very demure dress
- 9:38Speaker 1: for her.
- 9:39Speaker 2: Yeah, she's because she's in her demuror mindful mode of
- 9:42Speaker 2: apology tour. It'll be over by the end of the day.
- 9:45Speaker 2: Then she'll be in a thong. So she He says,
- 9:50Speaker 2: I've told you how much you mean to me over
- 9:53Speaker 2: and over again, and then you cause a scene and
- 9:55Speaker 2: she apologizes again and he says, you embarrass me and
- 9:59Speaker 2: Nat and I, I don't know if I can be with
- 10:00Speaker 2: someone after that, but I'm falling in love with you.
- 10:04Speaker 1: So but I now have doubts.
- 10:07Speaker 2: So there's a lot of people having doubts on this show,
- 10:10Speaker 2: which is my favorite. And I say it to Katie
- 10:12Speaker 2: all the time, and she has no idea what I'm
- 10:13Speaker 2: talking about. The movie Doubt with Meryl Streep and she's
- 10:17Speaker 2: in a nun's habit and she's like, I have doubts,
- 10:22Speaker 2: like very dramatically, and that's how they end the movie.
- 10:25Speaker 1: Yes, and that's all that one. Thank you. I'm so glad.
- 10:30Speaker 1: So he has doubts.
- 10:33Speaker 2: So she says, I was so triggered again my favorite word,
- 10:37Speaker 2: that I didn't know you lived with her, and then
- 10:40Speaker 2: I found out a couple of days before, but I
- 10:42Speaker 2: was still triggered by it. And he says, but you
- 10:46Speaker 2: got answers, Like I've given you answers time and again,
- 10:51Speaker 2: you're just not willing to accept them. And she says,
- 10:54Speaker 2: I know it won't happen again, and I may be
- 10:57Speaker 2: projecting my past relationships onto you. Maybe you Yeah, those
- 11:02Speaker 2: definitely are again homeless, homeless homeless. Yeah yeah, So she
- 11:09Speaker 2: says I could lose him if I act this way again,
- 11:12Speaker 2: So I better act right. And now all is forgiven,
- 11:16Speaker 2: and they're going to go on to bang Vaca, to
- 11:18Speaker 2: the Blue Mountains that she's arranged and he's never been there,
- 11:22Speaker 2: even though they're only an hour away where he lives.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, I think that kind of goes
- 11:28Speaker 1: along with the listener of the rote me that said
- 11:31Speaker 1: Josh and Kress are very much like these guys, you know,
- 11:35Speaker 1: they stay in their hometown. Yeah, they're very hometown. Yeah. Yeah,
- 11:39Speaker 1: I think that kind of goes along with that. Yeah.
- 11:41Speaker 2: Yeah, So she's rented a big house, so they can
- 11:45Speaker 2: have sex in a lot of rooms and there she
- 11:47Speaker 2: loves to talk about banking. We can bang here, we
- 11:50Speaker 2: can bang here. It's like a realtor giving a tour.
- 11:53Speaker 2: Look at this open floor plan where we can bang
- 11:56Speaker 2: all over, and look at this half bath that we
- 11:59Speaker 2: can bang, and look at this full bath that we
- 12:01Speaker 2: can bang in. So she's like lots of space for
- 12:05Speaker 2: lots of activities. So they start to bang without Chris,
- 12:09Speaker 2: you know, walking in, they're very happy. But then they're
- 12:12Speaker 2: cooking because they're hungry from all the banging. And she
- 12:16Speaker 2: opens up a mixed salad like that she's bought one
- 12:20Speaker 2: of those prepackaged ones, and the dressing is in a
- 12:23Speaker 2: little bag and she opens it up like an animal.
- 12:28Speaker 2: I don't know if she just like tears it in
- 12:29Speaker 2: half and it sprays.
- 12:31Speaker 1: She does with her she does it with her teeth.
- 12:35Speaker 1: But then when she's squeezing the bag at the same time, Yeah,
- 12:38Speaker 1: I think she had it, Yeah, I think she had
- 12:40Speaker 1: it in her hand, was doing with her teeth. And
- 12:41Speaker 1: like number one, there's a nice lock there that has scissors.
- 12:44Speaker 1: And number two, those pouches always have the little perforation
- 12:47Speaker 1: where you can, huh, just wasn't that difficult.
- 12:50Speaker 2: But it wasn't that difficult if you've done it before,
- 12:54Speaker 2: and you have to be careful so it doesn't squirt everywhere,
- 12:57Speaker 2: but you should be used to that.
- 13:00Speaker 1: I or never. I've never opened a packet of dressing
- 13:04Speaker 1: and had a squirt all over me.
- 13:06Speaker 2: No, that it literally white dressing all over. And she says,
- 13:10Speaker 2: this is not the white stuff that I thought would
- 13:13Speaker 2: be in my mouth.
- 13:15Speaker 1: That's just And I thought of you. I thought of you,
- 13:20Speaker 1: you thought of me, and how disgusted would be I
- 13:23Speaker 1: pictured your face as you were watching. This was my face.
- 13:29Speaker 2: I was hoping we would get an Anna hobble in
- 13:33Speaker 2: Hobble by No.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Because the problem was I was taking all the notes
- 13:37Speaker 1: this morning, and two people in my house were packing
- 13:39Speaker 1: to go to the airport, and then Anna was hobbling
- 13:42Speaker 1: through and it was it was chaos, but I was
- 13:44Speaker 1: trying to get it done, so nobody was paying I
- 13:46Speaker 1: had my earbots, and nobody's paying attention. They didn't get
- 13:50Speaker 1: to see the white no in the mouth.
- 13:53Speaker 2: So she I'm quoting Elise. So then she's throwing pasta
- 13:58Speaker 2: at the wall and it's to see if it sticks,
- 14:01Speaker 2: but it's Penny and then she pours water pasta water
- 14:08Speaker 2: in the sauce, and.
- 14:11Speaker 1: I was just like, girl, you're not gonna have that
- 14:14Speaker 1: body forever, so you need to work on other areas
- 14:17Speaker 1: of yourself.
- 14:18Speaker 2: Yeah, just because your looks will fade.
- 14:21Speaker 1: Yeah. I think she just eats nuts and berries. I
- 14:24Speaker 1: don't think she's Yeah, she's not cooking now.
- 14:27Speaker 2: Yeah, but just common sense. These are just common sense things.
- 14:31Speaker 2: These are not even cooking ability because I have no
- 14:34Speaker 2: cooking ability yet I know how to open something without
- 14:39Speaker 2: having it spray all over the room.
- 14:41Speaker 1: Yeah. I think also with Passe, you just have to
- 14:43Speaker 1: read the box. It's pretty easy. Yeah.
- 14:46Speaker 2: So they're laughing though and having a good time. He's
- 14:49Speaker 2: being a good sport about it. But now there's a
- 14:52Speaker 2: new issue that's bothering her because if one issue gets
- 14:55Speaker 2: semi resolved, she moves on to the next issue that
- 14:59Speaker 2: will sep the relationship and keep the season going. She
- 15:03Speaker 2: needs a plotline. We've seen on this show couples that
- 15:06Speaker 2: have one issue and it gets resolved too quickly and
- 15:10Speaker 2: then they fade. You need multiple issues that can pop
- 15:15Speaker 2: up at different times.
- 15:16Speaker 1: Yeah, like, for example, of Eva's hair is still dirty,
- 15:19Speaker 1: the issue.
- 15:19Speaker 2: Is still there, yes, So she wants to meet his son,
- 15:25Speaker 2: and he had agreed that they could meet over video.
- 15:30Speaker 2: But this was when they were on the boat during
- 15:32Speaker 2: happier times before I scream, did everyone in the.
- 15:36Speaker 1: Ba uh huh?
- 15:38Speaker 2: So they get in the hot tub and she asks
- 15:41Speaker 2: him again, look at my thong bikini? Can I meet
- 15:45Speaker 2: your son? And she says, you know, I've only met
- 15:49Speaker 2: a few of your friends. I want to be more
- 15:51Speaker 2: in your life.
- 15:54Speaker 1: How do you think it went when you met a
- 15:57Speaker 1: few of his friends? It went bad? Twice? Two times
- 16:00Speaker 1: it went bad.
- 16:01Speaker 2: Yeah, So Chris walked in on you oiling up a
- 16:05Speaker 2: rental sofa and then you basically called not a sugar
- 16:09Speaker 2: mommy in front of everyone in their town.
- 16:13Speaker 1: But there's there was a second time. There was the
- 16:16Speaker 1: when they all went together as a group and she
- 16:18Speaker 1: said you have a financial hold on him. And then
- 16:21Speaker 1: there was the third time when she yielded everybody in
- 16:23Speaker 1: the bar. Wo yeah huh.
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- 19:27Speaker 2: So Josh is hesitant because of all the fighting to
- 19:31Speaker 2: introduce her to the sun, and then to me, it
- 19:35Speaker 2: felt like he was distracting her by suddenly talking about
- 19:39Speaker 2: how sad he is and how broken he is now
- 19:41Speaker 2: that his son has moved away, and she is falling
- 19:44Speaker 2: for it because women love a sad, vulnerable man who's
- 19:48Speaker 2: almost crying in a hot tub. And she's He's like,
- 19:52Speaker 2: I don't I don't feel like I'm whole because my
- 19:55Speaker 2: son is in here, and she says, I want to
- 19:58Speaker 2: be there for you.
- 19:59Speaker 1: And make you whole again.
- 20:02Speaker 2: And it was fully Nicholas sparks like I.
- 20:07Speaker 1: That went right over my head because again I had
- 20:09Speaker 1: my headphones and I was doing three things and I
- 20:11Speaker 1: was listening oh no, EWW.
- 20:14Speaker 2: Trope after trope of like I feel broken. I don't
- 20:17Speaker 2: feel like myself this year since my son left. I
- 20:21Speaker 2: feel not I'm so sad. None of this has to
- 20:24Speaker 2: do with him her meeting your son. Yeah, this is
- 20:28Speaker 2: so Oh you can cry in a hot tub. And
- 20:30Speaker 2: then she starts stroking his hair and like holding him
- 20:34Speaker 2: like cry onto my boobs. It's I know you're sad.
- 20:37Speaker 2: I will heal you with my sex. And it's just
- 20:41Speaker 2: it was so annoying to me. And I'm sure he
- 20:44Speaker 2: really does miss his son. I don't mean to say
- 20:46Speaker 2: that he doesn't, but this to me felt like manipulation
- 20:50Speaker 2: because he at no point answers the question of if
- 20:53Speaker 2: she can meet the sun.
- 20:55Speaker 1: Well, he's like it's going to be on zoom anyway,
- 20:58Speaker 1: So like who cares? We can do a three ways
- 21:00Speaker 1: at some other point, like what does it matter? You know? Right?
- 21:02Speaker 2: I guess he is trying to be more responsible than
- 21:05Speaker 2: the people on Love after lock Up who have their
- 21:08Speaker 2: child call the inmate daddy.
- 21:11Speaker 1: So right, right, okay, good, So it's.
- 21:14Speaker 2: Good for him, Good for him. He has to be
- 21:17Speaker 2: responsible in one aspect of his life. This is not
- 21:21Speaker 2: drunk driving out a boat.
- 21:24Speaker 1: Twenty to twenty thousand dollars with the damage unclear. Okay,
- 21:29Speaker 1: now I have a question before we move on to
- 21:31Speaker 1: Lisa and Daniel. You have changed the cross ditch behind you,
- 21:36Speaker 1: and I'd like to know it.
- 21:36Speaker 2: Yays it says send nudes, and it is, but it's
- 21:43Speaker 2: no ds and it is a bowl of ramen.
- 21:48Speaker 1: I get it. Okay, all right?
- 21:49Speaker 2: Are you much like the noodles you would throw against
- 21:52Speaker 2: the wall? But yes, those are the appropriate kind to
- 21:56Speaker 2: throw against the wall.
- 21:58Speaker 1: Do you still have your Etsy shop where you selling things?
- 22:01Speaker 1: Mm hmm yeah, okay, so just a little bit, just
- 22:03Speaker 1: be crazy, just be crazy like the K. It's like
- 22:08Speaker 1: Kimberle's Corner with K. Yeah, that's on the weekend. Okay,
- 22:13Speaker 1: let's move on to Lisa and Daniel.
- 22:18Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know how you said there were
- 22:20Speaker 2: it was only men who make me sick to look at.
- 22:25Speaker 1: And listen, here's the lady, here's yeah, God bless you.
- 22:32Speaker 1: There's lots of rumors this week that they actually did
- 22:34Speaker 1: get married, but I think that the other thing we
- 22:36Speaker 1: saw was that she still wasn't divorced.
- 22:38Speaker 2: So okay, so I did see I took a screenshot,
- 22:44Speaker 2: I thought I did.
- 22:46Speaker 1: She did a live and oh god, okay, uh huh. Yeah,
- 22:51Speaker 1: And let's see, I did see her doing post the
- 22:55Speaker 1: other day about some press on nails that somebody sent
- 22:57Speaker 1: her she was showing to the camera.
- 22:59Speaker 2: Oh so, I guess she did alive or her daughter
- 23:03Speaker 2: did alive.
- 23:04Speaker 1: And the issue was.
- 23:08Speaker 2: She said she's not with Daniel. Okay, she's Lisa says
- 23:13Speaker 2: she's not with Daniel and that she realizes that it
- 23:17Speaker 2: was an obsession and not love.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Okay, And.
- 23:23Speaker 2: Yeah, she says she has always had for or for
- 23:28Speaker 2: a long time ago was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder.
- 23:32Speaker 1: Shocking, shocking, shocking to no one.
- 23:36Speaker 2: Does that excuse her behavior? Does that excuse faking cancer properly?
- 23:42Speaker 1: Not?
- 23:45Speaker 2: Yeah. She says that it was Faith's idea that she
- 23:50Speaker 2: go on the trip on the show because and Faith
- 23:55Speaker 2: has said this as well. Faith said, I guess I
- 23:59Speaker 2: was scared that she would basically be murdered.
- 24:02Speaker 1: She said at where she was going in.
- 24:04Speaker 2: Africa is like a level three out of level four
- 24:08Speaker 2: of like dangerous places to travel if you are gay,
- 24:12Speaker 2: especially but like, okay, a woman by yourself also very dangerous.
- 24:18Speaker 2: So she said, I felt like if she was with
- 24:21Speaker 2: a camera crew and a producer, it would be safer.
- 24:24Speaker 1: For her, Okay.
- 24:25Speaker 2: And then she said, and my second reason was, if
- 24:29Speaker 2: my mother is putting me through this, we should at
- 24:31Speaker 2: least get paid for it.
- 24:32Speaker 1: So, okay, listen, I can get on there. Yeah. Yeah.
- 24:38Speaker 2: And then she said, Lisa said, you know, everyone paints
- 24:42Speaker 2: me as a bad mom, and I disagree with that. Like,
- 24:44Speaker 2: she doesn't think she's a bad mom. She said, for
- 24:47Speaker 2: the record, Lisa, our faith. My daughter always had the
- 24:51Speaker 2: option to live with her dad, but she chose to
- 24:54Speaker 2: live with me. She was a child, and she probably
- 24:58Speaker 2: thought that she needed to protect you from being homeless.
- 25:03Speaker 1: And from going off with all these different men and
- 25:06Speaker 1: women and all the various homes they lived in, and
- 25:09Speaker 1: all the various relationships she had. Yeah.
- 25:11Speaker 2: Yeah, So the fact interesting co dependent child sad chose
- 25:17Speaker 2: to live with you doesn't mean that you were a
- 25:19Speaker 2: good mom.
- 25:20Speaker 1: But it also means maybe the father was terrible. That's
- 25:23Speaker 1: even worse than she is. Yeah, right, could be.
- 25:27Speaker 2: But anyway, she says she's not with Daniel anymore, So me,
- 25:31Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
- 25:33Speaker 1: I don't either. We'll find out. So people are saying
- 25:35Speaker 1: she got married in Africa. Yeah, and just like a nager, Well,
- 25:40Speaker 1: they were saying wife and husband, So it could have
- 25:43Speaker 1: been when we had that crazy ceremony that that meant
- 25:45Speaker 1: they were married in NIA culture, right, right, but not
- 25:49Speaker 1: officially enough to be able to move or whatever. All right,
- 25:53Speaker 1: let's talk about Lisa and Daniels. So they're in bed
- 25:56Speaker 1: and she goes, I just want one last I'm so sorry.
- 25:59Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
- 26:00Speaker 2: She said she got malaria on the trip and that's
- 26:05Speaker 2: why she pooped the bed. But everyone is saying that's
- 26:10Speaker 2: not what happens. If you get malaria, you're in bed
- 26:12Speaker 2: for like two weeks.
- 26:14Speaker 1: To say she was fine the next day, she.
- 26:16Speaker 2: Was fine the next day, unless they didn't film for
- 26:19Speaker 2: like two weeks and then they came back like no
- 26:21Speaker 2: time had happened.
- 26:22Speaker 1: They would tell us that.
- 26:23Speaker 2: I think, yeah, so she's lying about having malaria so
- 26:28Speaker 2: she could have something better.
- 26:30Speaker 1: I answer, lia, I guess okay. So they're in bed
- 26:35Speaker 1: and she goes, I just want one last knuckle and
- 26:37Speaker 1: then we'll hear kissing, and he goes, oh, we can
- 26:41Speaker 1: have one more sex before you go, and she goes okay,
- 26:45Speaker 1: and he goes, I'll miss you, and then she goes,
- 26:48Speaker 1: I'm going to miss you too. But you haven't given
- 26:50Speaker 1: me the one thing I want and that you promised.
- 26:54Speaker 1: And he goes, what and she goes oral sex and
- 26:59Speaker 1: he says, yeah, like I know you really want it,
- 27:02Speaker 1: You've been hammering me about it. But she goes, Daniel,
- 27:06Speaker 1: this is the one thing I really want. It's a
- 27:09Speaker 1: major for me, major. Why are you putting it off?
- 27:12Speaker 1: I've asked only a few things of you. Oh god,
- 27:17Speaker 1: I mean of course. Now I was like, well, the
- 27:18Speaker 1: camera gow's here and we're packing up, so got away
- 27:22Speaker 1: with not doing it? When did we get to this point?
- 27:25Speaker 2: Because she is older than me, and I'm not comfortable,
- 27:30Speaker 2: would not be comfortable talking about this on camera or
- 27:33Speaker 2: with anyone even off camera. No, but she is, She
- 27:38Speaker 2: is talking about this on camera, like when did we
- 27:41Speaker 2: get to this point as a society.
- 27:44Speaker 1: I don't that's a great question. I mean, that's a
- 27:46Speaker 1: that's a deeper conversation that we would need experts on
- 27:50Speaker 1: to help us out with our feelings. But I don't know.
- 27:53Speaker 1: But all I know is this is my job. And
- 27:59Speaker 1: then talking to Head, he says, I have never had
- 28:01Speaker 1: the oral sex with Lisa. I have never tried it before.
- 28:05Speaker 1: I do not know how to do it. Her fellow
- 28:08Speaker 1: woman have been giving her the oral sex she wants,
- 28:10Speaker 1: and now she wants me to do it. But I
- 28:12Speaker 1: am not a woman. I have my dick. I give
- 28:15Speaker 1: her what I have. I mean, it's just comedy. It's
- 28:18Speaker 1: just comedy. It is.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Although don't say that all you have is your dick,
- 28:23Speaker 2: because you have used that tongue in.
- 28:25Speaker 1: Oh my god, we have so man, oh man, that's
- 28:29Speaker 1: a great point, great point. See, my mind just doesn't
- 28:33Speaker 1: even go there. But we have seen what he can do. Yeah.
- 28:37Speaker 1: So he tells her, well, when we are married, I
- 28:40Speaker 1: will fulfill this promise. And I wish we could just
- 28:44Speaker 1: be together for one more week. I still wouldn't do it,
- 28:47Speaker 1: but no, one more week in America. If you get
- 28:51Speaker 1: me to America, I will. I will do it that
- 28:54Speaker 1: one time, and that's it. So I'm talking to her.
- 28:56Speaker 1: She says, I'm leaving to go home today after three
- 28:59Speaker 1: weeks in Nigeria, and more than half my trip was
- 29:03Speaker 1: fighting with Daniel about my lies, and then I had
- 29:07Speaker 1: to make up for the lies. And now I'm at
- 29:10Speaker 1: a happy point and I just want to stay here
- 29:13Speaker 1: and get married and not go home, which is exactly
- 29:16Speaker 1: what your daughter was afraid of Yeah, so she's packing a.
- 29:20Speaker 1: Her hair looks nuts, her wig is so it's definitely
- 29:26Speaker 1: like she got banged hard up against that headboard because
- 29:29Speaker 1: her wig is so messed up in the back. And
- 29:32Speaker 1: he tells her, I want you to file the papers
- 29:37Speaker 1: for me to come there right when you get home. Well,
- 29:39Speaker 1: she's not divorced, so she's not going to be able
- 29:41Speaker 1: to file papers for a Caman visa which she's not divorced. No,
- 29:46Speaker 1: and she goes right. My first step when I get
- 29:48Speaker 1: home is to meet with the immigration lawyer and I
- 29:51Speaker 1: got to find out which is better a K one
- 29:54Speaker 1: or get married in Nigeria or what we should do.
- 29:57Speaker 1: She has no money for the lawyer.
- 30:00Speaker 2: She has no money to bring him with the visa
- 30:03Speaker 2: ten dollars. She want to know, Juna better not give
- 30:07Speaker 2: her that money.
- 30:09Speaker 1: No, the Bank of Tuna needs to be clear. Yes,
- 30:12Speaker 1: she's probably so relieved she's been gone for three weeks.
- 30:15Speaker 1: She's like, I could finally go to dinner with having
- 30:17Speaker 1: to pay for everybody. And then she has also Danielle,
- 30:21Speaker 1: I can't keep sending Juna's money as much as I
- 30:24Speaker 1: have been. Now every penny of Juna's money has to
- 30:28Speaker 1: go towards the lawyer and the visa. I can't send money.
- 30:33Speaker 1: I can't spend Juna's money. And he says, uh, that's okay.
- 30:39Speaker 1: You know, being in Nigeria is hard, so I may
- 30:42Speaker 1: have to call and ask you for assistance. And she says,
- 30:45Speaker 1: just try not to okay. But now we have a
- 30:49Speaker 1: game plan. So we're talking to head, Daniel says. He says.
- 30:56Speaker 1: She says she's not going to send money anymore. But
- 30:58Speaker 1: that's okay because I am not marrying her for money.
- 31:03Speaker 1: She's the one I want to be with. She's the
- 31:05Speaker 1: one processing my visa to come to America. She deserves
- 31:08Speaker 1: an applause and all the good things. All I want
- 31:11Speaker 1: is love and she's the one that's given it to me.
- 31:14Speaker 1: Oh I miss her soft kisses and everything about her.
- 31:17Speaker 1: Now did you get that on tape? Because that is
- 31:20Speaker 1: gonna be what I'm submitting for my keg and to
- 31:22Speaker 1: everybody buy that, we're good? All right? All right? Are
- 31:26Speaker 1: my friends laughing in the corner? Yeah? Everybody got it? Okay,
- 31:30Speaker 1: the goofball. So he puts on his shirt that says
- 31:33Speaker 1: I love my wife, so please stay away from me.
- 31:38Speaker 1: That she got him that she bought for him, and
- 31:41Speaker 1: she goes, are you gonna wear that when I'm not around?
- 31:44Speaker 1: He goes, oh, yeah, it's is gonna wear it every day. Yeah.
- 31:47Speaker 1: She puts on a full Nigerian get up to go
- 31:50Speaker 1: to the I was like, you complained about these clothes,
- 31:54Speaker 1: and now you're like, now I'm a Nigerian woman, but
- 31:57Speaker 1: going to the airport with a headpiece on and everything
- 32:00Speaker 1: it been washed once, No, and definitely not the head piece.
- 32:04Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter because her scalp is so scabby underneath.
- 32:09Speaker 1: Let me tell you, the minute she gets through, I know,
- 32:13Speaker 1: I think you're stripping all of that off.
- 32:16Speaker 2: Please don't wear that on the plane.
- 32:18Speaker 1: It won't fit. It's too tall.
- 32:21Speaker 2: And they make this the planes are very short.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Now she's gonna take that head thing off and her
- 32:28Speaker 1: wig she's getting on that plane is net a breeze born.
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- 34:57Speaker 1: say pink Shade sent you. So she cries in the
- 35:04Speaker 1: car on the way to the airport, starts crying, and
- 35:07Speaker 1: in the talking head she goes, I didn't imagine any
- 35:10Speaker 1: of this could happen on my trip to Nigeria. I
- 35:13Speaker 1: couldn't imagine I'd get engaged, or buy a fucking goat,
- 35:18Speaker 1: or meet a king. We're still going with that. I
- 35:22Speaker 1: was still calling him a king. Okay. So she cries
- 35:26Speaker 1: and she's like, I don't want to go, Dany, I
- 35:28Speaker 1: don't want You're gonna have to walk away from me.
- 35:31Speaker 1: I can't walk away from you. And he actually starts
- 35:36Speaker 1: crying for real.
- 35:39Speaker 2: He squeezed out a few moistures. I would not call
- 35:44Speaker 2: them full tears.
- 35:45Speaker 1: But there was I would. I thought I felt like crying.
- 35:49Speaker 1: There was dampness. I felt he was actually crying. And
- 35:53Speaker 1: she goes, Oh, Daniel, when you get sad, look at
- 35:57Speaker 1: my picture one of those ones from instag, not one
- 36:00Speaker 1: of these ones currently, just the one of the ones
- 36:03Speaker 1: from Instagram where I'm real filtered, And they're both really crying,
- 36:07Speaker 1: and they say goodbye, and she shuffles off in that
- 36:10Speaker 1: outfit and flip flops with the talking head. He says,
- 36:15Speaker 1: I don't know. She could go back home and change
- 36:18Speaker 1: her mind about bringing me to her country, which doesn't
- 36:21Speaker 1: matter at all, because of course we love each other,
- 36:23Speaker 1: but that would be terrible for me. It's very hard
- 36:27Speaker 1: for me to say goodbye. So the talking head she goes,
- 36:30Speaker 1: it's so hard. What if the plans fall through? What
- 36:33Speaker 1: if it takes more than six months, What if it's
- 36:35Speaker 1: two years? What if everything falls apart? With Dan? Y'all?
- 36:42Speaker 1: The end of them? Okay, now let's move on to
- 36:48Speaker 1: Rick and Tricia, the high highs and the low lows.
- 36:52Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, this asshole. Let me find where
- 36:59Speaker 2: in my notes I wrote this asshole? Okay, so he's
- 37:03Speaker 2: he is currently being screamed at by the elders. You
- 37:07Speaker 2: need an answer, now, give us an answer. Now you
- 37:09Speaker 2: need to have a baby with her, And Rick says,
- 37:13Speaker 2: you know, we haven't even been talking for a year. Yet,
- 37:16Speaker 2: and I just cheated on you.
- 37:18Speaker 1: Tell them that. Tell him about your Colombian trip. Maybe
- 37:22Speaker 1: tell me and then they might not be pressuring you
- 37:24Speaker 1: so much for this bat.
- 37:27Speaker 2: So the elders say, we can't wait. Today is our
- 37:30Speaker 2: last conversation. This is the most important thing in our culture,
- 37:33Speaker 2: having children for the family line. This is not going
- 37:36Speaker 2: to change, and he says, he tells us, I would
- 37:40Speaker 2: feel awful if she was disrespected by her community and
- 37:44Speaker 2: shamed because she didn't have children. Again, he doesn't care
- 37:50Speaker 2: about her shame. You cheated on her.
- 37:53Speaker 1: You brought a splash pad. Yeah, you didn't.
- 37:56Speaker 2: Shaming her on camera or anything. So he says, I'm
- 38:02Speaker 2: feeling like a piece of meat and a pressure cooker.
- 38:07Speaker 1: What do I don't know?
- 38:09Speaker 2: Okay, So he tells them, I know how important this
- 38:13Speaker 2: is to all of you, and if we get married,
- 38:15Speaker 2: I want her to be happy and I want her
- 38:18Speaker 2: life to be complete. So I have to say, because
- 38:21Speaker 2: I'm being pressured to give an answer right now, I
- 38:25Speaker 2: must say yes. She's like, you're saying yes because you're
- 38:30Speaker 2: screaming at me, and I'll never get laid by her
- 38:33Speaker 2: again if I say no.
- 38:34Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say yes. She's like, he's like, I've
- 38:38Speaker 1: got four more days here. What am I going to do?
- 38:40Speaker 1: Not have sex?
- 38:42Speaker 2: So I could find someone else on an app maybe
- 38:45Speaker 2: to have sex with, because he's one of those guys.
- 38:48Speaker 1: If he doesn't get one, he'll just go to the
- 38:50Speaker 1: next one. Yep. So she's she's like, you're saying, yes,
- 38:54Speaker 1: why did you change your mind?
- 38:55Speaker 2: And he says, I just didn't understand how important it
- 38:57Speaker 2: was before, and they don't.
- 39:00Speaker 1: We're screaming at me.
- 39:01Speaker 2: And I may not respect women, but I respect men
- 39:05Speaker 2: that are screaming at me.
- 39:07Speaker 1: So that's a great point. They are all cheering, and
- 39:12Speaker 1: she's so happy and he's just not smiling, and she's like,
- 39:16Speaker 1: I don't care that he was pressured into it.
- 39:18Speaker 2: I am so happy. I'm gonna have babies now. And
- 39:22Speaker 2: so then they go, the elders go, when are you
- 39:25Speaker 2: going to have the babies? He just said yes, I
- 39:28Speaker 2: mean yeah, are you gonna do it right now?
- 39:31Speaker 1: Do it right now? She's twenty five, I mean she
- 39:34Speaker 1: is very young.
- 39:35Speaker 2: She is, but in other cultures that's right, I know,
- 39:38Speaker 2: I know forty five.
- 39:40Speaker 1: So you know, we've seen on the internet that there
- 39:41Speaker 1: are pictures of her pregnant and it is not with Rick. Really. Yes,
- 39:46Speaker 1: we've seen pregnant pictures of her on the that she
- 39:48Speaker 1: has posted somewhere. Yeah, and it's not Ricks. Nope.
- 39:53Speaker 2: Oh I'm so happy to hear that. Okay, thank god.
- 39:56Speaker 2: That makes me feel somewhat. I can go about my
- 39:58Speaker 2: day now.
- 40:00Speaker 1: If at the reunion she'll just be like this what
- 40:02Speaker 1: the whole time, and then she'll stand up and do
- 40:04Speaker 1: a reveal. Yeah, yes, like Beyonce at.
- 40:10Speaker 2: Much better than Johnny telling Chloe on the air that
- 40:13Speaker 2: he is impregnated a woman.
- 40:16Speaker 1: So they or a Julia.
- 40:20Speaker 2: Julia's was good. She was like, I am pregnant.
- 40:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 40:23Speaker 2: So they're all cheering, they're so happy, and he says, okay,
- 40:28Speaker 2: so I'll file for the visa, but it could take
- 40:30Speaker 2: up to a year. And then when we get married,
- 40:33Speaker 2: we'll have a family. So that buys him some more time.
- 40:36Speaker 1: And there's a lot of eight months a year. He
- 40:39Speaker 1: does a lot out, a lot of figures to confuse them.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, and they're like, okay, so just file for
- 40:45Speaker 2: the visa right now. Get started, and he's like, well,
- 40:49Speaker 2: in maybe in three months, in August, I will propose
- 40:54Speaker 2: to Trish if everything continues to go well with our relationship,
- 40:58Speaker 2: so that buys him a few more mon that's right.
- 41:00Speaker 2: So he's like, I feel like I was bullied into this,
- 41:04Speaker 2: but she does seem so happy and it's making me
- 41:07Speaker 2: kind of excited too.
- 41:08Speaker 1: So then they say goodbye.
- 41:09Speaker 2: To the family, and it's literally like hip hip array
- 41:13Speaker 2: for he's a jolly goodfellow, shoot up the club. It's
- 41:17Speaker 2: just they're just cheering and so happy. He's going to
- 41:20Speaker 2: give them a baby, so it's all of them.
- 41:24Speaker 1: He's giving all of them a baby.
- 41:26Speaker 2: So he is relieved to be leaving so that he
- 41:30Speaker 2: can get laid again because they don't. They want to
- 41:33Speaker 2: bunk beds and everyone listening to what they're doing, and
- 41:36Speaker 2: he's just so horny. He's like the horniest fifty two
- 41:40Speaker 2: year old I've ever seen.
- 41:41Speaker 1: I know what he looks like. He's all steroids and
- 41:43Speaker 1: that usually makes your whole situations shrivel up.
- 41:45Speaker 2: So I don't know, but maybe he's combating it with
- 41:47Speaker 2: some other pills. She knows little blue pills could be.
- 41:52Speaker 2: So he's gonna have a heart attack. So she says
- 41:56Speaker 2: she's ready to have a baby, but I'm worried you're
- 41:59Speaker 2: going to cheat is your mind, And he's like, no,
- 42:01Speaker 2: I want you to be happy, so we'll we'll have
- 42:04Speaker 2: a baby. But he tells us I know I can't
- 42:06Speaker 2: afford it. I do not have the money. I'm hoping
- 42:10Speaker 2: I'll just maybe have more money in the future.
- 42:15Speaker 1: So that's what I'm banking on.
- 42:16Speaker 2: I'm banking on somehow with no specific plan, I will
- 42:21Speaker 2: have more money in the future to have a baby.
- 42:24Speaker 1: He should take take Amanda for instances from real house
- 42:28Speaker 1: house to Beverly Hills manifestation courses where you manifest being rich.
- 42:33Speaker 1: M Maybe I kind of want him to be screamed
- 42:37Speaker 1: at by Susie Orman. Yes, would be amazing, Like you
- 42:43Speaker 1: fucking idiot. Why are all your jobs seasonal? You can
- 42:48Speaker 1: sell wigs year round? Yeah, I don't know that's his
- 42:52Speaker 1: main problem.
- 42:53Speaker 2: But yeah, no, I think he I don't know what
- 42:57Speaker 2: his problem is.
- 42:58Speaker 1: He's a sex tourist, can that's his problem.
- 43:01Speaker 2: That's where all of his money's going. So then they
- 43:04Speaker 2: go to the airport and they are going to fly
- 43:07Speaker 2: back to the city, but their flight's delayed, and you
- 43:10Speaker 2: feel something ominous is happening, and they're also like filming
- 43:13Speaker 2: themselves too for a lot of it where, But then
- 43:17Speaker 2: sometimes it appears they're not filming themselves, so I don't
- 43:21Speaker 2: know if the producer got on a flight or the
- 43:24Speaker 2: camera person. I don't know what's happening. Yeah, but it
- 43:27Speaker 2: feels dramatic. And then we see one hour later and
- 43:34Speaker 2: there is somehow in the middle of a fight. She's
- 43:36Speaker 2: grabbing his phone and he tells us our flight kept
- 43:40Speaker 2: getting delayed, and Trish kept asking over and over again
- 43:43Speaker 2: if I loved her, and I kept saying yes, And
- 43:46Speaker 2: finally she said, do you know why I'm asking? She
- 43:49Speaker 2: grabbed his phone and she realized, or he realized, that
- 43:53Speaker 2: she had seen a text that his ex from Columbia,
- 43:59Speaker 2: whatever his relationship, the sexcapades that he had, Columbia texted him.
- 44:05Speaker 2: So he says, a few days earlier, this ex texted
- 44:08Speaker 2: me saying you never loved me, and he said, that's
- 44:12Speaker 2: not true, and she says something that does not translate
- 44:15Speaker 2: well into English. She says something in Spanish that is
- 44:19Speaker 2: it translates to I am human. I felt something nice
- 44:23Speaker 2: for you. It is obvious that you marked beautiful things
- 44:26Speaker 2: on me.
- 44:30Speaker 1: I can't I was gonna try to explain what that meant, but.
- 44:33Speaker 2: I like you tattooed something on my soul, Like is that.
- 44:38Speaker 1: Oh more notebook talk? Huh okay, yeah, yeah.
- 44:41Speaker 2: Yeah, you made a left a mark on me of love.
- 44:46Speaker 1: I don't know. I am sure that he told this
- 44:50Speaker 1: girl like I'm coming there for you. I'm dumping this girl,
- 44:52Speaker 1: Trisha Da da da dah. But then they got the
- 44:54Speaker 1: call to be on the show. He's like, I'm no dummy,
- 44:56Speaker 1: I gotta film this show to get my four thousand
- 44:58Speaker 1: dollars from Matt Sharp. Yeah. I think that's And the
- 45:02Speaker 1: girl's like, oh, you didn't even love me because now
- 45:04Speaker 1: you're going to be on the show. Yeah.
- 45:06Speaker 2: He's kind of doing a coltzi because he's like stringing
- 45:10Speaker 2: along Diana, but he kind of wants to be with Diana,
- 45:14Speaker 2: but Courtney is what's getting him on the show now and.
- 45:17Speaker 1: Giving him a place to live. Yeah.
- 45:19Speaker 2: So okay, So he wrote back the most some of
- 45:24Speaker 2: the most beautiful times of my life have been with you.
- 45:29Speaker 1: Okay, is there there?
- 45:31Speaker 2: I think their whole conversations are all translated, like.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Looks it looks like she doesn't speak English, this girl exactly.
- 45:37Speaker 1: So what happened when he was in Columbia.
- 45:39Speaker 2: They're constantly talking over the people translate the language and
- 45:43Speaker 2: the banging. Yeah, they speak the language of bang, Yes,
- 45:48Speaker 2: the international bang language. So Trisha is furious, but she's
- 45:52Speaker 2: trying to not cause a scene in an airport. At
- 45:56Speaker 2: least should take notes because she's just very quietly talking
- 46:02Speaker 2: like this, but no one is looking like she's not
- 46:05Speaker 2: causing a scene. It's very impressive. She's like, why didn't
- 46:08Speaker 2: you tell me I would never hide something?
- 46:10Speaker 1: Eh? You did.
- 46:12Speaker 2: You were a little shady with your ghosting time, but whatever,
- 46:17Speaker 2: And he's doing that thing that he does where he's
- 46:19Speaker 2: pouting like I'm just a little boy. I hate it
- 46:23Speaker 2: so much, yes, sticking out his lower lip like, oh no,
- 46:27Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
- 46:27Speaker 1: You can be mad at me, are you?
- 46:30Speaker 2: And so then she storms off to the bathroom and
- 46:32Speaker 2: she's crying and she's saying, I can't believe he told
- 46:35Speaker 2: me they were done. But he was texting her while
- 46:37Speaker 2: we were at my dad's house, while we were talking
- 46:40Speaker 2: about having kids, and while my dad was giving him
- 46:44Speaker 2: a blessing to be with me, like he was texting her.
- 46:48Speaker 1: So that's super shady.
- 46:50Speaker 2: So Rick tries to go talk to her at the
- 46:52Speaker 2: bath at the bathroom and she's like no, get out
- 46:54Speaker 2: of here, and he's like okay and like wah sad
- 46:58Speaker 2: snoopy music, like he's walking away Charlie Brown. And then
- 47:03Speaker 2: he says to us, how did I get so close
- 47:06Speaker 2: to getting what I want?
- 47:08Speaker 1: And I fucked it all up? Because you're you're Rick,
- 47:11Speaker 1: Because you're Rick. I mean we know the answer to that. Yes,
- 47:14Speaker 1: they're Rick. God Rick is gonna Rick. And by the way,
- 47:18Speaker 1: that's not what he wants. He doesn't want Trisia to
- 47:20Speaker 1: come to the States and have to have a baby.
- 47:22Speaker 1: He just wants a hot young wife to bang. He
- 47:24Speaker 1: doesn't want another baby. So do we don't get what
- 47:26Speaker 1: he wants? Yep?
- 47:28Speaker 2: And again I do think, why do we? Why does
- 47:31Speaker 2: he keep looking? I know why he keeps looking for
- 47:34Speaker 2: younger women because it's like a power dynamic. And then
- 47:38Speaker 2: he'll feel like he feels like a big man, a
- 47:40Speaker 2: big you know, wise man, because he has no self
- 47:44Speaker 2: esteem and he needs someone younger than him. And I
- 47:48Speaker 2: think that's also why he likes someone from another country
- 47:50Speaker 2: who is dependent on him.
- 47:52Speaker 1: And there's this power dynamic and.
- 47:55Speaker 2: He's the big rich American even though he's broke ass
- 47:59Speaker 2: and no one in America we'll talk to him, except
- 48:06Speaker 2: he's probably getting DM right now because he's on TV.
- 48:11Speaker 1: Correct correct. Imagine the girls he picks up in his
- 48:15Speaker 1: uber and is like, do you watch Night to Day Beance,
- 48:16Speaker 1: I'm on that show. Yeah, And they're like, just take
- 48:21Speaker 1: me to pilates Okay? Her yeah is La, Yeah, I
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- 50:31Speaker 1: great again. All right, let's talk about Laura and beer Can.
- 50:37Speaker 1: Now here's something funny. I have my close captioning on
- 50:40Speaker 1: and it kept referring to him as beer Con and
- 50:47Speaker 1: Peter con Ka hin oh, Peter con Okay, all right, Peter,
- 50:52Speaker 1: uh huh, what's up, mister Cohn.
- 50:56Speaker 2: It sounds like a convention that I would go to like,
- 50:59Speaker 2: but I wouldn't because I don't drink, but like Khan,
- 51:02Speaker 2: like crime con comic con.
- 51:05Speaker 1: Yeah, funny. Still not going to a crime con.
- 51:10Speaker 2: I haven't decided, but probably not. It's probably too late,
- 51:14Speaker 2: all right.
- 51:15Speaker 1: So we opened with some very dramatic music and lots
- 51:18Speaker 1: of b roll, like way more than normal of making tea. Yeah,
- 51:23Speaker 1: it was way longer than normal. I mean, they really
- 51:25Speaker 1: need to fill it. Beer Can goes to sit on
- 51:28Speaker 1: a park bench and looks dramatically at the ocean. Not
- 51:31Speaker 1: reading Nietzche this time.
- 51:33Speaker 2: He's in his head reading Nietzsche. He knows it by
- 51:36Speaker 2: heart because he reads it so much.
- 51:38Speaker 1: You're right, So I'm talking, Eddie says, uh, I was
- 51:42Speaker 1: shocked at what Michael told me, and she always that
- 51:47Speaker 1: I sent you. That's a listener made the Life of
- 51:51Speaker 1: beer Can. That's hilarious, like the life of a show girl.
- 51:54Speaker 1: But it's the life of beer Can. And his face
- 51:56Speaker 1: is on Taylor's face? How dare they don't do that
- 51:59Speaker 1: to Taylor's say? So, I'm talking, Toddy says, I am
- 52:02Speaker 1: shocked with what Michael told me. And she always made
- 52:05Speaker 1: it seem like Michael wanted to be with her, but
- 52:08Speaker 1: it was her who made the move on him, and
- 52:12Speaker 1: maybe she still feels that way. You know, honesty is
- 52:15Speaker 1: such a big deal for me, sir.
- 52:18Speaker 2: Okay, that's that's rich, sir.
- 52:23Speaker 1: And maybe this is not her first lie. Maybe she's
- 52:27Speaker 1: told lots of lies like I did, because I know
- 52:32Speaker 1: what that feels like. So Laura walks up and goes, hey, baby,
- 52:35Speaker 1: how is your day? And she leans down like she's
- 52:37Speaker 1: gonna kiss him, but he kind of shuns her a bit.
- 52:41Speaker 1: He says, I enjoyed it, Mike, He's a good guy,
- 52:47Speaker 1: and she goes, yeah, are best friends now. She goes,
- 52:50Speaker 1: oh my gosh, that's great, what a relief to hear.
- 52:54Speaker 1: And he says, yeah, he is good guy, but turns
- 52:58Speaker 1: out you are not so good and she goes, huh.
- 53:03Speaker 1: He says, he told me that you made a move
- 53:07Speaker 1: on him, and there was one person I was worried
- 53:12Speaker 1: would come between us that was your best friend. But
- 53:16Speaker 1: he's the one person you kept a secret about.
- 53:21Speaker 2: It's like she's having a breakup talk with a robot.
- 53:24Speaker 1: Yeah, totally like Wally. Yeah, Lora, Wally it is. And
- 53:29Speaker 1: she goes, I didn't say anything because there's nothing to tell.
- 53:32Speaker 1: And he goes, you made me think Michael is the
- 53:35Speaker 1: enemy and trying to break us up, and she goes, no,
- 53:38Speaker 1: I've never said that. You've made that up in your head,
- 53:41Speaker 1: which is true.
- 53:43Speaker 2: And although she did enjoy she enjoys it.
- 53:47Speaker 1: She enjoys it. Yeah, yeah, And she says, it was
- 53:49Speaker 1: almost a year ago, and I didn't think I had
- 53:52Speaker 1: to tell you every tiny thing that's ever happened. It
- 53:54Speaker 1: was one tiny little thing. We got, we got drunk,
- 53:58Speaker 1: we were on the couch. I try to kiss him,
- 54:00Speaker 1: Not a big deal. And in the talking head she
- 54:05Speaker 1: tells us, here's what happened. We got drunk, We're doing
- 54:08Speaker 1: Netflix and chill, and we were sort of laying on
- 54:10Speaker 1: top of each other. So I tried to kiss him. Now, Now,
- 54:14Speaker 1: why would you.
- 54:15Speaker 2: Kind of laying on top of each other.
- 54:17Speaker 1: I have friends that are guys, and I've had friends
- 54:19Speaker 1: that were like good friends in high school and college
- 54:21Speaker 1: and stuff. Never did we like snuggle up. No, no,
- 54:27Speaker 1: And so she goes, and so we were just there
- 54:29Speaker 1: might be some people that do that, but it's I don't,
- 54:33Speaker 1: I don't know. I find that I find that odd.
- 54:37Speaker 1: And she goes. But he stopped me and he shut
- 54:40Speaker 1: it down, and it was really hurtful in the moment,
- 54:43Speaker 1: and we never talked it about again. We never talked
- 54:46Speaker 1: to it about it, never talked about it again. And
- 54:49Speaker 1: I never told beer Can about it because it was
- 54:52Speaker 1: so long ago. And also it was a year ago,
- 54:55Speaker 1: and I knew he would never be okay with me
- 54:57Speaker 1: and Michael being friends if you knew about this. So
- 55:00Speaker 1: beer Can says, it's your obligation to tell me your past.
- 55:05Speaker 1: You try to kiss him, which tells me you had
- 55:07Speaker 1: feelings for him, you wanted something and you could not
- 55:11Speaker 1: have it. Maybe you get drunk and try to kiss
- 55:13Speaker 1: him again, and you keep saying it doesn't matter and
- 55:17Speaker 1: nothing happened, but you didn't tell me this thing. Maybe
- 55:21Speaker 1: you can say you are sorry. I got drunk and
- 55:23Speaker 1: tried to kiss him and he refused me and we
- 55:25Speaker 1: are just friends. Was that hard? No?
- 55:31Speaker 2: So like when I did not tell you I was
- 55:34Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars in debt because I have a gambling problem.
- 55:40Speaker 1: I like the Sisha, so life of beer can, Life
- 55:45Speaker 1: of Beer Can. He then says, you know, I'm trying
- 55:48Speaker 1: to change my country and make plans for our future,
- 55:51Speaker 1: but now I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't. And she goes,
- 55:56Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. You're being ridiculous, and he goes no, no, no, no,
- 56:00Speaker 1: I have suspected something was going on, and she goes no,
- 56:05Speaker 1: and he goes, you shut up and listen, admit you
- 56:08Speaker 1: were wrong, or just don't talk. Nope, and in the
- 56:15Speaker 1: talking head she goes, let's be real here, he has
- 56:17Speaker 1: kept a lot of secrets from me and I'm still here,
- 56:20Speaker 1: so this actually pisses me off. And she goes, don't
- 56:24Speaker 1: speak to me like that. Don't tell me to shut up,
- 56:26Speaker 1: and she says maybe when you grow up, you'll learn
- 56:28Speaker 1: to communicate better. And he says, you said you wanted
- 56:32Speaker 1: a young husband. Deal with it, which I thought was
- 56:35Speaker 1: a pretty good line. I got that's true.
- 56:38Speaker 2: If you want him to get yeah, then maybe don't
- 56:40Speaker 2: think a guy that's young.
- 56:41Speaker 1: If you want it, If you want somebody to grow
- 56:43Speaker 1: up and act mature, then it ain't mean you want
- 56:46Speaker 1: a twenty year old. You got it. Also, I know,
- 56:49Speaker 1: I guarantee you.
- 56:50Speaker 2: She's written a romance novel where a werewolf tells her
- 56:53Speaker 2: to shut up and then makes out with her against
- 56:56Speaker 2: a wall.
- 56:57Speaker 1: She tells that in real life.
- 56:58Speaker 2: Don't speak to me like that, and then he shoves
- 57:01Speaker 2: her up against the wall.
- 57:02Speaker 1: And then she goes, oh, it's so hot. Yeah. He
- 57:05Speaker 1: then goes, I wish we never met. I can't trust you,
- 57:10Speaker 1: and she goes, that's fine. I could get on a
- 57:14Speaker 1: plane and leave, and he says, well, if you care
- 57:18Speaker 1: so much, She goes, no, I don't care so much.
- 57:21Speaker 1: You've crossed the line. If you're going to say you
- 57:23Speaker 1: wish we never met. I have nothing to say to you.
- 57:26Speaker 1: It's really good for the book. Let me just yeah,
- 57:29Speaker 1: I write that down. That was a great line. So
- 57:32Speaker 1: she walks off. So she goes over to Michael's hotel
- 57:36Speaker 1: and she sits down on the bed and she goes
- 57:39Speaker 1: She's really mad at him, and she says, what is
- 57:42Speaker 1: in your head to tell him that I hit on you.
- 57:46Speaker 1: We never did anything. And now he's super pissed and
- 57:49Speaker 1: saying he wished she never met me. There was no
- 57:52Speaker 1: reason for you to tell him, so I'm wondering why
- 57:54Speaker 1: you did, and he says, okay, Well, Beerkan was under
- 57:58Speaker 1: the impression that I was in love with you, and
- 58:00Speaker 1: that man kept pushing and pushing this narrative, and at
- 58:03Speaker 1: some point I needed him to understand that I said
- 58:06Speaker 1: no to us having a relationship and no when you
- 58:09Speaker 1: made advances on me, and I told him it was
- 58:12Speaker 1: a year ago, and I told him it was before
- 58:14Speaker 1: you ever met him, and she goes, no, Michael, I
- 58:17Speaker 1: think it was your backhanded way of trying to sabotage it.
- 58:21Speaker 2: People could have told him to not say anything, and
- 58:25Speaker 2: you could have discussed it. You're also saying beer Khan
- 58:28Speaker 2: is not good at communication. But you and Michael had
- 58:31Speaker 2: this moment that.
- 58:34Speaker 1: And never mentioned it again. I never talked.
- 58:36Speaker 2: About it again and didn't say I'm withholding this from
- 58:40Speaker 2: beer Khan, so please don't say anything.
- 58:42Speaker 1: Yeah. So I liked how he got his chair and
- 58:45Speaker 1: pulls it up closer to be like, let me tell
- 58:46Speaker 1: you something, girl. Yeah, pull he's pulled up chair, it's
- 58:50Speaker 1: closer to her and goes, how long have you been
- 58:52Speaker 1: here with him? And she goes two and a half weeks.
- 58:55Speaker 1: He goes, okay, so in that time you could not
- 58:58Speaker 1: convince him that I was not a threat. That's not
- 59:01Speaker 1: on me. I don't know why he keeps insisting that
- 59:05Speaker 1: I'm in love with you, So I think he's trying
- 59:08Speaker 1: to be like, you've made him think that, right. So
- 59:12Speaker 1: she goes, well, you did jump on a plane to
- 59:15Speaker 1: come to my rescue, so I don't think I'm the
- 59:16Speaker 1: only one that thinks that. And he goes, she's talking
- 59:21Speaker 1: about us. Yeah, And also he laughs because I think
- 59:24Speaker 1: he wanted to be like production paid for it, and
- 59:27Speaker 1: let's right, you know, he goes he laughs. He goes, well,
- 59:30Speaker 1: there are a lot of layers there, but you know
- 59:33Speaker 1: that's not something that I want to happen. We're just friends.
- 59:37Speaker 1: I don't want anything more. And at the end of
- 59:40Speaker 1: the day, I want you to be happy. I've heard
- 59:42Speaker 1: all your little stories about him from you, and I'm thinking,
- 59:46Speaker 1: why does she like this guy? So I'm coming to
- 59:48Speaker 1: meet him to see the good stuff. You don't need
- 59:51Speaker 1: to worry about him and I anymore. We're cool, but
- 59:53Speaker 1: you need to decide if he's the right guy for you.
- 59:56Speaker 1: I think Michael is like, girl, you have tried it.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: I have said, no, how much mirror can I say?
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: We're just friends? Right? Yeah? So she goes, well, now
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. He said he wished
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: she never met me, and Michael says, well, the opposite
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: of love is not anger, it's apathy. So so the fact
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: that he got angry shows probably that he still loves you.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: And in the talking hits, she goes, I do not
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: believe that he doesn't have feelings for me romantically. I
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: think he does. Michael. Yeah, Michael, the girl. I don't
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: know how many ways this man can tell you. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: she says, But beer Can is the man I want
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: in my life, because Michael has again told me plainly
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: he doesn't, so beer Can it is. Peter Khan is
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: my man. So Michael says, at the end of the day,
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: the relationship is more important than the argument, and you
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: know the words I am truly sorry can really diffuse
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: the situation. Did you say you're sorry? And she goes, yeah, No,
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: I didn't do that. No, she goes, you're so wise
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: and wonderful. Let me give you a hug. So she
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: hugs him. She leaves. She calls beer King from the
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: lobby and he answers goes yeah, and she says, so,
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: I think that we should talk. He goes, no, not today.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: She goes, she's just so, am I not supposed to
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: come back to the apartment that I'm paying for? See,
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: that would not be an option, right, I'm paying for it,
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: So you can leave. But he says no, I think
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: it's best you could give me the space because I
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: think we need time to think. And she goes, Okay.
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: The power dynamic has completely flipped in the relationship, and
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: he has feels like he can really silk and wallow
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: in this moment and it will make up for all
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: the lies that he told her.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: Because now now she doesn't have a leg to stand
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: on exactly. So she goes, well, I guess I'll just
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: go get a room somewhere. He goes, Okay, good night,
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: I'm gonna go watch my violent movies alone, and that's it.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: And I was wrong in thinking that the two of
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: them like would be over and that's why they brought
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: in another couple. It definitely was a mensia that ended earlier. Yeah,
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: I think I think these two crazy kids are gonna
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: make it. Oh, I can't recall if I even watched
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: a preview of the tell All and if oh, I
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: haven't seen with them.
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: Okay, I know Elise was mad at someone, but that's.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: I haven't seen any preview of the tell All. I
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: did see it something and it was like, oh, Elise
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: is mad at somebody. Okay, I'm moving on. Okay, Well,
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: I wonder if so we're recording this on Sunday. I
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: wonder if Sunday night, when that show actually airs, if
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: during the commercials they'll show a preview of the tell
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: I'll bet they will, since it's getting close. Yeah, all right,
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: let's end it with the bang with Forrest and Shina
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: literally a bang, get it? Yeah? Well, we also have
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: Javon and and what I don't even have them on
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: my list? Wow? Okay, Well, then let's do jovonn and
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: Aneline and then Forrest and she know. Wow, heavy on
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: the camberly. Sorry about that. That's okay. So not too
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: much happened with Jovonn and Anelin though. No.
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: So they're going to this County Fair theme park. They're
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: riding rides, having fun. He's actually smiling, which is weird.
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: It's not a normal look for him.
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: He got late. Yeah, so I was like, they're having fun,
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: let's see how he ruins the day.
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: So they are planning an anniversary party in a couple
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: of days where they're going to renew their valves since
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: they got married over zoom, and she's so excited to
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: have a real wedding. He is less excited, shockingly because
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: it's going to cost him money. So yeah, they go
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: to a jewelry store because she wants a ring because
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: they've been married for three years and she does never ring.
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: She wants a very simple classic wedding band. She's not
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: even asking for a diamond engagement ring. She just a band.
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: And he's like, why do you need a ring? And
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: she's like, so men won't think I'm single, and he's
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: like they can have you.
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: Hah.
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: Just so funny. Remember when I said I wasn't going
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: to be sarcastic huh yeah.
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: So he says, I did send you money to buy
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: you a ring, and she's like, you sent me like
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: one hundred dollars and I bought a ring and it
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: turned my finger green.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: And he's like, but you had a ring. It's my point.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: So she also has a rubber band and a noodle.
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: She gun tar around her finger, but I mean, okay, yeah, oh.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: Wait, he has bought himself a ring already. So he's
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: happy because he has like a black band and he
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: likes it.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's one that.
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: She likes at the jewelry store. It is two hundred
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: and sixty eight dollars. Seems pretty reasonable.
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: And I bet they could have talked it down to
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: two fifty totally.
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: And she wants to buy it, but he thinks we
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: should come back. And his body language is so shut down, disengaged.
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: He's crossing his arms, he's he's pouting, he's looking. It's
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: like when you're like a mom and you have to
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: drag your like teenage son shoe shopping or something like.
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: He's so annoying.
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: It's that you're getting married, Like, just be a romantic
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: person for five seconds. This is so you promised you
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: would try and he just like shuts down. So she's
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: she's he's like, she's like, we're not buying it today,
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: and he says, no, I got to sort out my
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: bank stuff.
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: I mean, maybe he's so broke that he doesn't have
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty extra dollars. You know, I think
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: that's it. And again, reevaluate, you're working sixty hours a
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: week and you don't have two hundred and fifty dollars.
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: She's moving with her mom and stop paying that seven
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: hundred dollars a month, yes.
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And she needs to get a job. Yes,
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: I know it makes you feel like it makes him
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: feel like a big man to be like the breadwinner.
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: But she could work and have a good job and
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: then that would help. So she is like, I feel
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: humiliated that I can't even get this. This is like
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: the cheapest ring and I can't even get it. And
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: she still hasn't applied for the spousal visa, so it's like,
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: why are what's does he even want to be with me?
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: And so they're just standing outside the shop and they're
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: both just miserable and it's.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: Like happy.
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: Married miserable, Like it's so and it's so delightful.
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: There's somebody out there for her. It's not this guy.
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: She's a catch and she doesn't even have super expensive tastes. No,
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: not like she's a gold digger. I do not like
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: that she quit her job, but I feel like there's
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: more to that story. But he's a manisphere pot man
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: rights loser, allegedly, lan I mean, not allegedly.
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: He says it, she says. They have said it. Yes,
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: they both said it. And I don't know. I think
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: they are actually fully married, and it's two different countries,
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: so I think it probably is complicated. And I think
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: at one point he love bombed her and made her think,
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: and I'll just pay for your apartments. You have to work, babe,
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: But now they have no extra money. I don't know.
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: It's just a mess, and I don't I don't have
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: high hopes for them. I don't know. Uh, I don't
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: even though.
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: Okay, I hope she's and I just hope she's not pregnant.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: Me too, Oh my god, it probably she is. All right,
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: let's move on to and finish up with Forest and sheener, Okay, sheener.
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: So they are by the beach getting a spa treatment,
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: which is where you are wrapped up in giant banana
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: leaves that are apparently good for your skin, even though
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: they are fully clothed.
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: I was like, what are we doing? Because she even
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: said do I need to take this off like a babies.
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: They're like, nah, I'll just soak through.
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: So it's through your clothes, okay, and then you're you're there,
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: like on the water. So I guess the listening to
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: the water is supposed to be relaxing, which fine, so,
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: but I don't know what's relaxing about being wrapped up
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: in your clothes and nana leaves like.
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: Sushi lift up your knees like a bad for your
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: back to like flat like that? Oh my good point.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: Yeah, so they are joking that they're giant Tomali's.
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: It was funny.
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: And then Forrest is like, I don't know why my
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: clothes are on, but it's relaxing being tied.
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: Up and unable to move.
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, go Forrest, explore your kinks now that you've
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: had sex. So he gets and then he goes it
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: was highly recommended by the hotel. It's like, and then
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: it starts to rain and they cannot move and they're
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: not under umbrellas, So that's fun getting rained on too.
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: So he tells her that I feel pretty sure that
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: each of them were strong enough to burst out of
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: those banana leaves. If sure.
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they're not like cocooned, but they are tied
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: with twined and then the people just leave them there.
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: Well, they're supposed to be soaking it inky in the nature. Yeah.
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: So he tells Sena that last night with the you know,
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: vagina of it all makes him want to be with
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: her even more and maybe he could get a job
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: in the Philippines and stay there. And she's so happy
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: and she's like, I will help you find a job,
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: and if not, I can get a better job.
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: She's already a vet. Yeah, how's she going to get
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: a better job. I've had lots of people reach out
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: to me to thank me for pointing out that a
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: veterinarian is a doctor.
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: That pissed me off so much that people were dicks
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: about it and like trying to call you out. It's
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: a doctor of animal sciences or whatever, DOCTORBM.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: Doctor, a veteran medicine. And I had another listener wrote
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: me that said her husband was a VET, and thank
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: you so much, and she sent me the stats of
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: how hard it is to get into veterinary school. And
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: then she said, and I'll leave you on this last note.
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: When I say my husband's a vet, they'll say thank
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: you for your service. She's like, not that kind of vet.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: But yeah, people were really likes she's not even a doctor.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: I'm like, she did go to medical school for animals.
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: Yes, she did a quick google search. Is a veterinarian?
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: A doctor says, yes, it is.
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: So doctor a veterinary medicine.
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: Before you come with the corrections, just google things.
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: Like my friend has a doctorate in pharmaceuticals, so she's
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: a pharm d. The D stands for doctor y.
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: Yeah, so she he says.
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: You know, Sheena is always pushing me to be better.
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: Where's Molly?
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: I do feel like holds him back, Like maybe's him
- 1:11:03Speaker 2: And we don't know much about his job history. It
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: hasn't gone well. But I don't know what part Molly.
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: Had in that. So I think he could find a job.
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: I don't mean to speak on his condition, but you know,
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: and everyone's different.
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: But what we said he at that airbnb. He could
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: become the groundskeeper, the handybail, the jetter, he could totally
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: be like the jack of all trades at that place,
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: helping the customers or stuff. When she would go off
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: and be a vet during the day and they come
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: home be together at night. Yeah, resolved it.
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: O ork help at the veterinary clinic, right, Oh cute
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: wiping down the tables and sterilizing.
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: The snug they want to poppies feeding, you know, like
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: I think he could do a lot of things.
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: So he then reveals that his mom has been giving
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: him the cold shoulder, which is so Molly, and he
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: texted her, you know, we met with an immigration lawyer
- 1:11:59Speaker 2: and since the and Molly has now been blowing up
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: his phone like what happened?
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: What did they say?
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: Because she's losing control and that freaks her out and
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: what are you doing? So Sheena says, your mom would
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: strangle everything if and she will try to ruin our relationship.
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: And I've tried to get along with her, but she's
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: Sheena's done, like the gloves are off. Like I've tried
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: with Molly also, and I enjoy that she likes my
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: country's fruit, but she's been a bitch over and over
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: and over again, and she's ruining this.
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: But Sheena just like was Molly's biggest fear was that
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: the minute Sina gave him the nooka necke yet okay,
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: then he was going to be like, I'll do whatever
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: you say because now he's p whipped. And guess what
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: if Molly was right and that's what happened and there's
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: no dumby okay, yep, yeah. So Sheena's like, your mom
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: will ruin everything.
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: You need to be a man and do what you
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: want to do, not follow her orders. And Forrest thinks
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: living in the Philippines would give me some space from
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: my mother, which cut that umbilical cord finally. But he's
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: scared to defy her, and she knows, like, you can
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: do it. It's your time to shine. I believe in you. Yes,
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: So they go back to the city. Mollie is waiting
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: outside of a restaurant for them. She's bitching to poor
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: Dev who does not say one word. He is so terrified,
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: and she's like Forrest and Sheina went to a lawyer
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: and I've been in the dark and I don't know
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: what's happening, and blah blah blah, and he's just like,
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: please don't yell at me. And so then Forrest and
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: Sheena come and it's awkward, and then Molly fixes Forest's
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: hair because she can't help herself even though she's pissed.
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they go sit.
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: Down in a restaurant and the best news ever there
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: are local dancers performing, which is perfect because Molly loves this.
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: This is like Molly's jam to learn about the culture,
- 1:13:59Speaker 2: and she can tell her the history of the dancing
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: and it's like perfect, and.
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: She should be an ambassador for the Philippines. She knows everything.
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: And Molly should travel more because she actually is a
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: good traveler, like she's excited and she's willing to try
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: new things and stuff. Just you could live your life
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: more if you didn't have to worry about Forest, Like
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: there you go, It would be beneficial for both. So
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: she's like, you know, the dancers have to work in
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: perfect rhythm, just like life, and then Forrest says, well,
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: I think Sheena and I are working in perfect rhythm,
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: which I hope you didn't mean in a sex way,
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: and then Molly goes, yeah, definitely, and Forrest says, we
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: really bonded on our trip in your ways than one.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: Oh, why why tell her? Why bring it up. Why
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: make her ask why? She's gonna ask anyway, but like why.
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: And Sheena is just head down, and Molly says, you
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: had sex, didn't you? And Forrest says yeah, and Molly goes,
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: it's about time. I thought she was gonna call over
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: the waiter and tell everyone in the restaurant and pull
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: in a lease and go everybody, my son got laid.
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: I mean, this is so celebration. Yeah, she's so happy.
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: And she's like, that's great, It's about time. And Forrest goes,
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: I enjoyed it, and Dev kind of laughs and is
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: like yeah, like that's the only thing he ever says
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: in this whole episode. And Molly's like, so, do you
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: feel like you had a good physical connection? And Forest
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: is like, I feel like our souls are connected, and
- 1:15:42Speaker 2: she is like, yeah, our souls. Can we stop talking
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: about this please?
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: She's horrified. She's horrified.
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: Yeah, And then Mollie in her interview outside with Dev says,
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: I'm so happy my son finally lost his virginity.
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: Nugging nigga nugget bang bang bany It was beyond Can
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: you imagine if you were just a person in that
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: town walking by, like, oh, I heard that restaurant is
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: really good. Oh, there are people filming there. Let's just
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: stand here because I don't know what it is that's interesting.
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: And you see this one going knocking knocking bag baby,
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: What the hell's wrong with her? We can't go in
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: that restaurant? What happens in there? Is this American screaming
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: about nook? What is she doing? Why is she clapping
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: her hands like that?
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: Is she making fun of our local dancers?
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: What is happening? Who's that mute man standing by?
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: Yeah, he has a long ponytail and he gives off
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: like he's wise even though he's not saying anything.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: Is he stoned? Yeah? Huh?
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: So can we offer this lady some fruit and then
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: maybe she'll stop screaming in.
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: This strip mall parking lot.
- 1:16:54Speaker 2: But they don't know what nokinoka nookie bang bang bang is,
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: so they must have been even more.
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: Is she deck declaring war? What is it? I think
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: most people could figure out knocking neck and nook air
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: bang bang bang. I mean she doesn't even go like,
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: oh my gosh, you got the nookie. She's like bang
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: it out and she's like, uh a.
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: Shit, we got It's like one of those monkeys that
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: bangs the symbols, you know, like, and she's just screaming.
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: She's so app yeah, h continue, I don't know what's worse,
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: like this or uh Lydia Pedro's mom being like, did
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: you try his banana? Did you touch his eggs? His
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: two eggs? And yes?
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: So uh back inside the restaurant, Molly's like, so, now
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: that you've done the deed knooking and bank bank bank,
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: are there plans to get you to the US because
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: we're leaving tomorrow. And Forrest says, yeah, we went to
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: the lawyer. I don't make enough two for the visa,
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: so I'm gonna stay and live in the Philippines. I'm
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: tired of being alone. I didn't expect that this would happen.
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: I didn't expect to stay here. And Molly goes, oh bull,
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: and then all the niceties and the excitement over the
- 1:18:22Speaker 2: banging are over, and Sheina says, this is like our
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: glasses are like, yeah, just stop it fun. Oh it's
- 1:18:34Speaker 2: like god, her glasses are so like askew, and she's
- 1:18:37Speaker 2: just so sweaty.
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: And I think she's on pills.
- 1:18:40Speaker 2: I really think she's on prescription pills of some sort.
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: I mean could be. So Sheina says, this is our choice,
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: and Molly goes, what's that shift that just came out
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: of your mouth? That was so bad? That was so bad, Kimberly,
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: that was so evil, It.
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: Was so out of nowhere, Like Shina just said, this
- 1:19:01Speaker 2: is our choice.
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: What the fuck is wrong with you? Because she didn't
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: like it? She does she doesn't like losing control mm hmm.
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: And so she's like, where's your list of pros and cons?
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: Forest was that in between the fucking.
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: H He just said, don't disrespect my fiance like that.
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: I mean, like, this is so bad. He's trying so hard.
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: You can see. He's like, I'm gonna be a big boy.
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: It's my time to shine here. It's my time to shine.
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: But she's once again humbly apologizing and crying. And I'm
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: supposed to be shining. I have helped me.
- 1:19:40Speaker 2: But Sheena kind of speaks up and she's like, excuse me.
- 1:19:44Speaker 2: You can say rude things as much as you want,
- 1:19:47Speaker 2: but I love him and I'm working hard for our
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: future and we are a team now, and I need
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: you to trust your son for once in his life.
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: And Molly slams her hands down on the table. The
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: hands that were clasped together exclaiming bang bang bang are
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: now down on the table, causing a scene the glasses
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: in the silverware. She's just like trembling. People are staring
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: and she's like, I trust my son. I don't trust you,
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: and she starts crying and walks out of the restaurant,
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: as she should, probably humbly apologizing to the waiter.
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: On her Yes, I humbly apologize for my mother in
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: law who's crazy. She's only going to be here one
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: more day. Well that was it. And next time on
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: Aviva and Stigger talking and she goes, so, now that
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: we're engaged, no, what are you gonna apply for the
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: visa for me to move here? And he goes, no, no, no,
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: you're gonna apply for me to come to the United States.
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: And she's like, uh, he's telling me this two hours
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: before I leave. He's never been this before. So she goes, Babe,
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: how would that you would have no way to make money?
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: And he goes, no, it's fine, You'll be my sugar mama.
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: So I don't know if this is they're trying to
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: trick us, like we're getting sharped or.
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: What really has just like fully snuck this in at
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: the last minute. She wants to see the last week
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: she said, I want to get pregnant so that I
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: will can move to Belize right away. Yeah, like she
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: thought that that was the plan.
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: So we see Laura going to chat with beer Can
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: in the apartment she's paying for, and she says she
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: wants to show him that her feelings for him are
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: so much stronger than they ever were with Michael. So
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: she goes to talk to him and he's being dramatic
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: on the porch and Linda's he had like food, it
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: looked like a sub sandwich.
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: I don't I don't know what it was. I'm really
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: excited to find out what it was. That they're not
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: going to eat because they're having a dramatic conversation.
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: Here's the special cupcakes you like. So Analyn is not
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: excited about her wedding vow renewal ceremony because Jovon is like,
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just to write vows. My vows
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: are just gonna be the basic ones. She just I
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: looked him up on the internet. I got a man podcast.
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: Don't expect too much and don't get too comfortable, bitch,
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: I love you girl. So he says, my vows will
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: be the basic, and it looks like she cries going
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: down the aisle.
- 1:22:34Speaker 2: So and not happy crying. But it might be a
- 1:22:37Speaker 2: Matt sharp fake out. Also, but Jovaughn does this weird
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: look like he's like really nervous, like looking like he's
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: looking down and he's like.
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: That, you guys know you're already married, right, Like this
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: doesn't really matter. Yeah, this doesn't matter. But I feel
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: so bad for her. I do too. She just deserves
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: so much better than him. Shea says, I love Forest,
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: and Molly tells us I'm in complete panic mode that
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: he's going to stay here. So Molly goes, how much
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: will you make living here? Forest? Where are you gonna
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: live Forrest? Have you factored in how much it's gonna cost? Forest?
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: And he goes, no, I'm not really sure what I'm
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: gonna do. That's what I thought. It's like, whoa dad
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: do something.
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: It's certainly a lot cheaper to live there than it
- 1:23:25Speaker 2: is in the.
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: Fully, she could just fully support him, I think, and
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: he could just take a meaning he could be a
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: tuk tuk driver totally. Yeah, maybe I don't know.
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: Uh, he does something dangerous the language, so I don't
- 1:23:39Speaker 2: know if that'll work.
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: Rick is saying, you know, I love Trisha, but maybe
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: love is not black and white. I need to be
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: honest with her about my feelings. And you see her going,
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: what is the deal? Like, just fucking tell me, Like
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: she is done with him, she all she wants.
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: She's still gonna forgive him and she will break up
- 1:24:03Speaker 2: with the Colombian girl and say we are done. I'm
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: with this other girl. And he can't even do that
- 1:24:09Speaker 2: because he has feelings for this Colombian girl.
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: Okay, let's see what I get it.
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: I'm totally not on on uber eats here, this is
- 1:24:21Speaker 2: this is the text app and I'm writing her I said, we're.
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: He definitely has like what's app hidden under like a
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: camera icon on his phone and he's going to be like,
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: in a minute, I'm going to text you something.
- 1:24:33Speaker 2: Don't believe it totally okay.
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: And then we finish with Alice and Joshua go on
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: some kind of nightmare hiking situation.
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: And it looks fun but also terrifying.
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: She's terrifying like a camera and she's like, what are
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: we doing it? And then they go like through some
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: water and then it appears they're gonna have to ropel
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: down a waterfall. Yeah, and he goes like, I'm wondering, like,
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: oh my god, is she okay? And maybe she's just
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: being dramatic and then she seems like stuck on a cliff,
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: going what do I do? I was like, yeah, you
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: know me, I don't like any kind of nature activity
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: compelling any of it. Last time, Dave went to some
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: work trope where they got to do some sort of
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: like hike that he was getting his trainer to prepare
- 1:25:22Speaker 1: him for. It's like one of the artists, wow nature hikes.
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: It was like somewhere in Utah or something, and ended
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: up half that path had to get closed off because
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: so they couldn't do it, so they did this other
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: hike or they ended up repelling. At the end, he's
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: telling me all this, I go, you you married the
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: wrong girl. I He goes, well, I wasn't saying you
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: had to do it. I go, why were you doing
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: any of that? That is so scary? Yeah, he thought
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: it was great. I just think interfory.
- 1:25:51Speaker 2: I want to be adventurous, but I know that I
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: am scared of everything in the world. So I don't
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: think I would do better than a lease. But like,
- 1:26:01Speaker 2: in my mind, I'm a fun girl who would want
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: to do it. And I think she portrays herself like
- 1:26:08Speaker 2: that too, Like she's a guys girl, she likes sports,
- 1:26:12Speaker 2: she can, she can, she's an adventure girl. She can
- 1:26:15Speaker 2: pick up and just go to a stay. Yes, and
- 1:26:19Speaker 2: like I just landed after traveling for two days, but
- 1:26:22Speaker 2: I'll go to horse racing with you, you know, fun.
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: But then she doesn't like this. No, this is no.
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: And I because I'm interviewing her this week, I don't
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: know if I'm going to get the next episode. Oh,
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: I guess I have already gotten. No, we haven't. I
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: haven't gotten the next episode yet to know what this
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: is about. And I won't know before I interview her,
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: which is too bad. But my interview with her will
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: come out Thursday, everybody, It'll be on Thursday instead of
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: PAP and Bravo. And while we're talking about programming notes,
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: as you know, He's and I are covering Ladies of
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: London the New rain Over on Mondays. Do you guys?
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: It is so good. It is such a great show.
- 1:27:06Speaker 1: It's on Bravos Thursdays, and Kimberly and I are covering
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: Welcome to Platform Season eight here on the free feed.
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: It's coming out on Wednesdays. The show airs Tuesdays on TLC.
- 1:27:18Speaker 1: Kimberly and I are covering Welcome to Platform Season eight
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: right here on the free Feed. Are we mad? Do
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: we think kim Plath is a hypocrite? Yes? Do we fired?
- 1:27:28Speaker 1: Yet you're not fired? No. I got a review of
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: somebody who said they didn't like how how mad we
- 1:27:37Speaker 1: are and the things that we're saying about them. I
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: don't take it back because we know these things allegedly
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: to be true from the mouths of the people we're
- 1:27:46Speaker 1: talking about.
- 1:27:47Speaker 2: This is from people's mouths, This is from people's social
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: media posts. This is all factual. We just are doing
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: some exaggerations like because yeah, hyper hyperbolic, because we're being funny.
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: Yeah. But so anyway, if you want to go over
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: to Apple podcast Reviews and leave me a good one,
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: she can counteract that bad one. That would be great.
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: We got I got. I'd say ninety nine percent of
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: the feedback I've gotten on DMS is like I love
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: it till Kimberly, don't hold back quit trying to hold
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: Kimberly back let her rage, and I'm like, I know,
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: but we just sometimes have to say allegedly a lot. Yeah,
- 1:28:29Speaker 1: we don't want to get soon yea, and nobody's gonna
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: sue us because we're saying allegedly and the things that
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: we're saying can't be proven on social media. And by
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: the way, nobody cares enough about this podcast. So yeah, anyway,
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: got lots of people are coming platform, not just me,
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: So go over there and leave them bad reviews too.
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: If that's how you feel. No, don't do that. Don't
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: leave anybody. Okay, So that.
- 1:28:53Speaker 2: Last thing if you want, if you don't like, oh no.
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: That person informs me they won't be listening any further.
- 1:28:58Speaker 2: But they also are to leave her you, So you
- 1:29:01Speaker 2: could have just left and not left.
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: Like again, we will never understand why people do that.
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: I'll never understand like reaching out to somebody to tell
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: them how much you don't like them. Just stop listening.
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: M hm. Okay, everybody you know who you do like,
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: it's Kimberly and Katie a date with Dateline Now. Last
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: week was the Dateline episode about the Brendan Manfield case,
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: which I watched every single minute of I haven't watched
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: the dateline yet. I'm gonna watch it here in the
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: next couple of days so that when I get on
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: my flight on Wednesday night, I'll have that to keep
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: me company.
- 1:29:33Speaker 2: Okay, good, And then tell me if you have If
- 1:29:36Speaker 2: you have notes, we'd be happy to have you on
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: and we could do a special Patreon something and we
- 1:29:40Speaker 2: could talk about anything you felt like was left out.
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: Katie was very excited because she didn't realize the judge
- 1:29:48Speaker 2: was the same judge as the Depth he Heard judge,
- 1:29:53Speaker 2: and so now she wants to go back and watch
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: the whole Brendan Banfield trial.
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: It's so good and just watching it with Emily de
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: Baker is just laugh out loud funny. Yeah, Murder's not funny, obviously,
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: but because he is such a douche canoe and just
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: thinks he's smarter. When a guy gets on the stand
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: who has orchestrated the murder of his wife and did
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: it himself and tried to make it look like it
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: was somebody else, and when he gets on the stand,
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: you know this guy's a narcissist, because only a narcissist
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: would get on the stand and think they could outsmart
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: the jury.
- 1:30:29Speaker 2: Yep, it's always the same kind of person that decides
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: to take this stand in their own defense.
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: Oiler alert, he didn't ye. And so anyway, that is
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: going to be my treat for myself on Wednesday when
- 1:30:42Speaker 1: I get on the airplane. So everybody be following Kimberly
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: and Katie. Their social media is at date Dateline. Mine
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: is at Pink shaped Pod probably put up a real
- 1:30:53Speaker 1: from this episode, trying to decide what social media is
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: going to happen. And then guys, next week in this
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: very spot, Bunky to take over with your favorites Kimberly
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: and Matt from Reality Gaze. They're gonna be shit talking me.
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: They're gonna be making fun of me, and they'll be
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: doing a recap of before the ninety days since I'll
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: be gone. Okay, I can't wait. I know, I know
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: you can't. So everybody get on board and have fun
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: and making fun of me alone when.
- 1:31:19Speaker 2: I'm making a list in my head lip flip, Hello,
- 1:31:25Speaker 2: Lash Ginger and Violetkay, Yeah.
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: These are all things that I can talk about. Yeah,
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: you love to make fun of me, and that's fine.
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: By the way, my lip flip is killing it. See
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: when I smile, my lip doesn't take it here, it
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: looks great. It just took many weeks of me squirting
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: water out of my mouth when I tried to use
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: straw much like a lease opening a salad dressing Caesar
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: dressing all over herself. Oh, I can't wait to ask
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: her about that, like girl that did everybody and I'll
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: uh kimberly And not all the regular episodes. The only
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: one that will be different is next week instead of
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: Monarch Monday, Temptation Island will be there because that is
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: all coming out on April tenth, April tenth Friday. Whoa,
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: there's lots going on. Go check my social media if
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: you can't follow all that because it is a lot.
- 1:32:16Speaker 1: So see a skirling podcast. That's right, girls, that's right.
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: I will see you. I'll see you in a couple
- 1:32:23Speaker 1: of days when we record for a Single Life. Okay
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: yea bye bye