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COLD CUTS: Mogey's Got Wood · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The whole Chey Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio. Hold Ike,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, no worries.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you very man.
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  Speaker 3: That was so awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you man.
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  Speaker 4: That's all right.
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  Speaker 2: Please your pleasure, pleasure Navana there on the radio a picture.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Jase, I don't know if you know this, but
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  Speaker 3: I've been grooming my downstairs. Yes, I've tried. I've tried
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  Speaker 3: everything over the years. Scissors downstairs, pug Son scissors and
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  Speaker 3: one of those back razors that you find it sort
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  Speaker 3: of on the changing room floors at a swimming pool or.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, just the one blade, yeah, nice yellow yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: How would Morrison used to use them? So how would
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  Speaker 3: you love them? I've gone with the vat sort of
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  Speaker 3: a cream that you spread around your downstairs there and
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  Speaker 3: that makes your heir fall out, makes everything go numb
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  Speaker 3: though in my experience. So I've finally resorted to get
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  Speaker 3: in some laser treatment. That's where they get it, a
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  Speaker 3: massive laser, yeah, and they blast your downstairs until all
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  Speaker 3: the hair falls out of it. And the way that
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  Speaker 3: it works is you buy ten sessions. It weeks out
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  Speaker 3: about forty fifty bucks a pop. And you go in
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  Speaker 3: there once every four weeks for the first five and
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  Speaker 3: then months every six weeks after that. But you've got
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  Speaker 3: to be regular. You can't let it drift. The week's
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  Speaker 3: drift right, fluff up, no, because you essentially you have
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  Speaker 3: to start again. Yes, so it's going really well, like
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  Speaker 3: it's it's it's I was in there again today. But
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  Speaker 3: I used to have you know, to have the side
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  Speaker 3: on your thighs like you like on you pugs aren't
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  Speaker 3: on the sot on your if you're when you're wearing
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  Speaker 3: your budgy smoglers. Have you've got all those pubes that
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  Speaker 3: sort of are all out on your thighs there, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I've got rid of those. Those are all gone. Don't
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  Speaker 3: have to sorry about those anymore. I don't know how
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  Speaker 3: much detail I'm allowed to go into on the radio,
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  Speaker 3: but there's a thing called pole creepers which Mike Lane
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  Speaker 3: talks about sort of those out.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, because this seems to be going my sort
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  Speaker 2: of feelings. You go get your ballos laser once and
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  Speaker 2: she's done and does a ten sessions. Seems pretty excessive
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  Speaker 2: to me. But having said that, have you noticed any
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  Speaker 2: sort of adverse reactions?
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  Speaker 3: Well, there's just really the lack of here now, which
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  Speaker 3: is what I was after. And also on my downstairs
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  Speaker 3: are the undercarriage there, Yes, the highway right down there.
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  Speaker 3: That's all sort of out, but it has had you
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  Speaker 3: have to sign a waiver there because they want to say, look,
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  Speaker 3: we don't know if there's going to have any adverse
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  Speaker 3: reactions on your ability to have children, so you're gonna
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  Speaker 3: have to sign this away, sure, which is but I
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  Speaker 3: was already sterile, Pogson, you know about that. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I was already sterile. So that was all good, but
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  Speaker 3: I have noticed an effect on the baby better. That's okay,
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  Speaker 3: a while to think about. I just need to think
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  Speaker 3: of something that you know, was PG.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sort of it comes out of sort of
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  Speaker 3: a dust. Now, so you know when you drop like
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  Speaker 3: a thing a telcum powder or sure, it's like.
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  Speaker 2: A like a leaf blower.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a leaf blower. Yeah, it's like a leaf blow.
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  Speaker 3: That's it's dusty, that's right, a little bit of dust.
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  Speaker 2: So you go into like a haunted house and you're
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  Speaker 2: walking along the bookshelf and you sort of go you blow,
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  Speaker 2: thank you off the bookshelf like that.
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  Speaker 3: But outside of that. I haven't noticed any issues at all. Right,
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  Speaker 3: it sounds fine though, No, I think it's all good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, wow saves you're having a you know the old
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  Speaker 2: Connie on, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, I mean yeah, no point with me anyway.
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  Speaker 3: But the good news is they're offering some freebies. And
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  Speaker 3: I said, I've got a mate old hoody j there
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  Speaker 3: heaby keen is to get down there and get a
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  Speaker 3: laser treatment. So you have to do in preparation. It's
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  Speaker 3: just the night before. You've just got to shave everywhere
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  Speaker 3: down there.
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  Speaker 2: But I can help you with that, you know that
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  Speaker 2: what I was going to ask if you could actually
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  Speaker 2: But having said that, as I've said, I'm a very
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  Speaker 2: non hursute man. Yeah, I don't have a lot of hair.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a bit of a taft in areas, but
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  Speaker 2: like a yeah, like a little goaty yeah sure, and
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  Speaker 2: my perenium sort of.
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  Speaker 3: Around. So you're going to help them with that. If
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  Speaker 3: you're going to help me with that, I can help you.
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  Speaker 2: With That's more a plucking situation. Can I am fucking
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  Speaker 2: and ripping get some social Oh yeah, my little goaty perenium. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: no worries man, but that's a chain punk.
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  Speaker 1: I be with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and indeed.
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  Speaker 2: The Killers there on the radio, Holdankee Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday afternoon, eight minutes to five o'clock. Now is it
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  Speaker 2: my imagination, Mogi? Or did you go to the gym today?
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  Speaker 2: Because you were looking particularly buff man. I'm just noticing
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  Speaker 2: the bulging veins on your arms.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, oh, you know what it'll be. I had a
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  Speaker 3: couple of the new house that we've moved into that
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  Speaker 3: it's got two fireplaces actually so jealous, and I thought
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  Speaker 3: might get some wood. Yeah, Oh, Mogi's got wood, and
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  Speaker 3: you know, Fellow dropped it off today this morning. There
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  Speaker 3: are a couple of couple of cords there, cubes. Can
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  Speaker 3: you define what a card is? Sorry? I have never
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  Speaker 3: heard that terminology?
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  Speaker 2: Three by three, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: It's about a three B three yeah, three, but three
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  Speaker 2: cubic meters there, Pugson.
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  Speaker 3: About four before? Oh yeah, so I got a couple
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  Speaker 3: of those, and so of course he just dumped it
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  Speaker 3: in the driveway.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, as they do.
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  Speaker 3: And then and then he sees and I get the
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  Speaker 3: feeling he says this every time he does it. He
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  Speaker 3: goes he goes to me, He goes, he says, he says,
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  Speaker 3: that's my job over. Now your job starts. Yeah, classic,
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  Speaker 3: that's so good. So then I had to move it
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  Speaker 3: all and stack it in the driveway. It's a funny
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  Speaker 3: thing moving wood, isn't it, Because you constantly bent over?
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  Speaker 2: Oh you.
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  Speaker 3: Be good work for a hunchback. Do you reckon?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Maybe? Actually, well until the stack starts getting quite
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  Speaker 2: high high yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But up to a point you could have two people,
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  Speaker 3: you could have a two men or woman team, and
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  Speaker 3: if you had all hunchback on your crew, you began off.
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask you? Because this was a real bugbear
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  Speaker 2: of mine when it came to stacking the wood. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know, some people have these like a man kill it,
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  Speaker 2: like perfect stacks. Everything's just snug as mine had holes
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  Speaker 2: all over the place. I could never stack them in
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  Speaker 2: a way that was esthetically pleasing to me. Do you
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  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Maygie?
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah I do. I know exactly what it's saying.
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  Speaker 3: And while I was doing I was hoping to my
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  Speaker 3: I was hoping it would be like that. Yes, but
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  Speaker 3: my priority is getting it finished as quickly as possible. Sure,
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  Speaker 3: my priority is not making it look good and moving
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  Speaker 3: things around. And I was that square enough for any
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  Speaker 3: of that sort of garbage. So started out pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: If it doesn't collapse at some point in the winter,
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  Speaker 3: I'll be shocked. It doesn't look entirely stable. Yes, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad to have it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh mate, I'm massively envious of you having little fires
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  Speaker 2: because if I recall correctly, you didn't you have some
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  Speaker 2: issue with the fireplaces. They're all good to go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we just had to get cleaned out, right, So
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  Speaker 3: now we're all tickty boo there. But I must have
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  Speaker 3: got about maybe seven hundred splinters. Yeah, and I've got
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  Speaker 3: as you know, Joe, So I've got very like leather
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  Speaker 3: hands because I'm a backbone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You urinate on them all the time.
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  Speaker 3: I do. I can actually strike a match on the
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  Speaker 3: palm of my hands is so tough. Yeah for the
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  Speaker 3: fire Oh yeah, nice idea.
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  Speaker 2: I remember him putting his hand on the back of
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  Speaker 2: my neck there and it was like a block of wood.
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  Speaker 2: Does that quite like just when I'm you know, stressed
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  Speaker 2: out in that yeah, right, this gives me a little
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  Speaker 2: rub down. But he won't be doing that with splinters
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  Speaker 2: in there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, but yeah, it was quite good to
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  Speaker 3: get that. It's pricey though, yeah, price And actually on
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  Speaker 3: that I'd like to know how much a quarter wood
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  Speaker 3: costs around the skin.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you pay.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was like two cars. I think plus
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  Speaker 3: delivery was like four hundred bucks or something for twenty
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  Speaker 3: it's steep.
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  Speaker 2: It also depends too, Muggie.
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  Speaker 3: And what kind of wood you're getting, Well, yeah, that's right,
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  Speaker 3: as the mixed the next stuff I got today. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and some of it as light as a feather, will
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  Speaker 3: burn in about two seconds and others will take about
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  Speaker 3: thirty seconds. But I was talking to a backbone and graymouth.
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  Speaker 3: He said, firewood free, mate, I'll give it to you
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  Speaker 3: for nothing. So it well, yeah, you love me.
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  Speaker 2: You want to go for your hard woods just a
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  Speaker 2: little win. But they do cost more.
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  Speaker 3: They do cost more, pugs, and that's the thing. So
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  Speaker 3: let us know three four three, how much does a
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  Speaker 3: quarter would cost in your negative woods? My backbones?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, coming up after five o'clock. By the way, I
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  Speaker 2: had a her of a time at the gym today.
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  Speaker 2: We've got some worrious tickets to give away and chat
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  Speaker 2: with bunks on.
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  Speaker 1: and Kisy Link and.
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  Speaker 3: In other news, Yeah, this is a bit of a shocker, guys,
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  Speaker 3: and I hate to ring the vibe down, but people
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  Speaker 3: need to know.
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: And the New Zealand Herald this article teacher misconduct. Principal
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  Speaker 3: intoxicated at board meeting, had a fear with teacher aide.
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  Speaker 2: Geez, thank goodness, there's already two things I'm loving about that.
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  Speaker 3: A former principal, a former now principal, has been so
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  Speaker 3: spend it from teaching for bad behavior that included an
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  Speaker 3: affair with a teach rade and being so drunken an
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  Speaker 3: online board meeting she sleurred her words, kissed the camera
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  Speaker 3: and fell off her chair. She also reduced teachers to
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  Speaker 3: tears with the aggressive way she ran her school and
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  Speaker 3: implemented changes, telling staff to like it or lump it? Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Is that in the same meeting?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think that was just over the course. The
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  Speaker 3: charges alleged the principle acted in an inappropriate manner consistent
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  Speaker 3: with intoxication during the zoom board meeting during lockdown. In
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  Speaker 3: addition to kissing the camera, falling off her chair. The
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  Speaker 3: principal giggled during a prayer and referred to documents as
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  Speaker 3: the bomb diggity.
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  Speaker 2: I mean nothing wrong with that, that's all right, all.
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  Speaker 3: Of this while drinking a red liquid from a stemless
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  Speaker 3: wine glass. Okay, you see what I'm saying. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: not ideal behavior there, but we all react to the
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  Speaker 3: pressures of COVID in different ways.
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  Speaker 2: Because totally yeah, yeah, yeah, well so far I haven't
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  Speaker 2: heard anything inappropriate. No, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: Your custo camera. You're allowed to do that. You're another person,
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  Speaker 3: no laws against it.
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  Speaker 2: But falling off a Yeah, who hasn't done that?
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  Speaker 3: Exactly?
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  Speaker 2: Done that I've done? That might have been right, been
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  Speaker 2: here in her glass.
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  Speaker 3: Then she was having an affair with a teacher's aid,
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  Speaker 3: no problem. The teacher's aid asked the principal to stop messaging,
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  Speaker 3: and the principal agreed, so that's good, yeah, but then
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  Speaker 3: resumed sending messages up to one hundred a day.
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  Speaker 2: Ah okay, what Yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 3: The messages included I'll do anything to be with you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I feel like a stalker. What have
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  Speaker 3: I done for you to not talk to me?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Won't you answer my phone? Tell me if you want
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  Speaker 3: to stop, but I don't want to stop. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going to stop. At least yourself aware.
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  Speaker 2: I'm liking this lady.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, I just feel like there's a room for
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  Speaker 3: do you reckon? We can teach this person how to
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  Speaker 3: operate the board and.
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  Speaker 3: And also a shout out to the table of backbones
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  Speaker 3: we got down in front of us. Here, they're all
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  Speaker 3: got their backbone shirts on. They've got a pyramid of
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  Speaker 3: about nine hundred beers stacked up. I've been drinking responsibly.
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  Speaker 2: Good on you boys, Yeah, and one of them is
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  Speaker 2: sort of say on earfellas, but it's to do with guynecology,
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  Speaker 2: can I put it that way?
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  Speaker 3: You can?
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  Speaker 2: Just I sort of wonder because here we are at
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  Speaker 2: field Days. We've had a bit of a look around,
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  Speaker 2: haven't we, And it's always great. I managed to get
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  Speaker 2: myself five leaders of bull Seamen, which is great. I've
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  Speaker 2: it's bloody hard to find that stuff, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean, But you come to field days and it's
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  Speaker 2: just great to see so many back bones that all
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  Speaker 2: the farmers from around the country churn up to field
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  Speaker 2: Days and go straight to the pub.
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  Speaker 3: It's unbelievable, isn't it. I saw you at that five
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  Speaker 3: Letters of Balls scene, and I've never seen a man
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  Speaker 3: so thirsty. J shure, You're a hell of an individual.
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  Speaker 3: And now here we are. We get into this, we
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  Speaker 3: get into this barn here and it's been absolutely rammed.
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  Speaker 3: It's been the busiest joint out of everyone we've been to.
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  Speaker 3: We turned up, we went and had a look at
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  Speaker 3: the helicopters. I reckon I've walked probably eighteen k's today. Yeah, mate,
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  Speaker 3: it's a big joint, that is.
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  Speaker 2: Was there anything Kesy that stood out for you here?
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  Speaker 2: Because I know you love your machinery, you love your
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  Speaker 2: little gadgets and stuff like that. What stood out for
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  Speaker 2: Old Keesy.
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  Speaker 3: Used to just see that Field Days is just full
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  Speaker 3: of little gadgets.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know there's some massive gadgets here too, but.
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  Speaker 4: What struck you, To be honest, I really liked the plows.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great.
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  Speaker 4: You know you're gonna see the best plows in New
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  Speaker 4: Zealand here at Field Days. But I've been coming for
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  Speaker 4: about ten years now, so to be honest, it's just
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  Speaker 4: another day in the office for Old Kezy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What I was surprised by, Fellas was the amount of
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  Speaker 2: six wings on sale. You would not imagine that you'd
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  Speaker 2: go to field days and there'd be six swings for
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  Speaker 2: so those six wings, well I think they were six wings. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they look like six wings.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, they're very metal. I think they were the
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  Speaker 3: stocks or something like that. I don't know what they're called,
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  Speaker 3: but I've got one for my place, twelve grand. They are, yeah, well,
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  Speaker 3: but they'll last for the rest of my days, I
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  Speaker 3: reckon and look forward to seeing the surprise on on
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  Speaker 3: the wife's face when I get that. Huh. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: because I saw the one you bought? Was it a sick?
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  Speaker 3: What was the four? The four sucker?
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it for a cow's teats?
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  Speaker 2: Though?
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  Speaker 3: What was it? It can be? Yeah? Cool, that's I've
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  Speaker 3: just seen a baby here. You might want to cover
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  Speaker 3: the baby's ears. Yeah, that that baby's going to curdle
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  Speaker 3: if it keeps listening to this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally and need to get back into the chains,
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  Speaker 2: to Good George Bar and that shakeshift.
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