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- 0:00BreakFix podcast is all about capturing the living history of people from
- 0:04all over the autosphere, from wrench turners and racers to artists, authors,
- 0:09designers, and everything in between.
- 0:11Our goal is to inspire a new generation of petrolheads that wonder.
- 0:16How did they get that job or become that person?
- 0:19The road to success is paved by all of us because everyone has a story.
- 0:27Tonight's guest understands that car stories can be the gateway
- 0:31to every aspect of our lives.
- 0:33His heartfelt book, Half Memoir, Half the Memoir of Others, is truly a pop
- 0:39culture snapshot of modern society told through the lens of the automobile.
- 0:43Author Rodney Kemmerer's tales might appear to be about cars, but they are
- 0:48also tales of an American life and the many objects that embody and reflect it.
- 0:53So pull up a chair and your favorite beverage as you meet a
- 0:56new friend who is happy to share his favorite tales from the garage.
- 1:00And with that, let's welcome Rodney to BreakFix.
- 1:03All right.
- 1:03Thank you, Don.
- 1:05Great to be here.
- 1:06Happy to be invited.
- 1:07Welcome aboard.
- 1:08And joining me tonight is regular co host on BreakFix, Don Wieberg from
- 1:13GarageDom Magazine, so welcome back.
- 1:15Thank you!
- 1:16Well, Rodney, like all good BreakFix stories, there's a superhero origin.
- 1:20So take us back in time and tell us about young Rodney.
- 1:25How all this came to be before the genesis of Tales from the Garage.
- 1:29How did you become a petrolhead?
- 1:30I don't really remember a time when I wasn't.
- 1:33I believe that you are kind of born with a car gene.
- 1:36I think you just get it.
- 1:38You either care passionately about them or they're just a way to get you around.
- 1:42So was there any car mark or even decade or period of design that really got you
- 1:48excited, something that pulled you in?
- 1:50It's really funny.
- 1:51I have never been brand specific.
- 1:54I can remember as a nine year old when the Chevy Impala came
- 1:58out with the cat eye taillights.
- 2:00I must have walked 10 blocks as a kid to go see one because another friend
- 2:05said, there's one in the driveway.
- 2:07There's one in the driveway around the corner.
- 2:10And we took off because I wanted to see that car.
- 2:13And I remember that car specifically to this day.
- 2:16Those cat eye taillights, those flat fins coming across it.
- 2:20It wasn't like anything else.
- 2:21And I think that obsession has been with me my entire life.
- 2:24And so in the book, if you follow along, it really takes you from
- 2:29my first dealings with toy cars.
- 2:32All the way up and through today.
- 2:34Do you think that excitement is still around us today with young people?
- 2:37I mean, do you think they see something from somewhere and they
- 2:41tell their friend, Hey, little Joey's dad just got the latest whatever,
- 2:45and they go running off to see it.
- 2:47Do you think that's still around?
- 2:48I don't think that exists at all.
- 2:50I really don't.
- 2:51Cars have become, you know, way too similar to each other.
- 2:54Kids, for the most part, see cars as appliances.
- 2:57Gets them from A to B.
- 2:59It's not the same passion, nor do I think it evokes the same excitement.
- 3:03And they speak to me, you know, the way art does.
- 3:05Cars are the same thing.
- 3:06They're emotional responses.
- 3:08I go down the street and I see a car and I go, Oh wow.
- 3:11It's something in me is stirred up and I'm looking at it
- 3:14going, well that's really cool.
- 3:15I really like that.
- 3:17As you grow up, your appetite grows and changes and you get more interested.
- 3:21And it got to the point where I started writing about cars and found that I
- 3:26had a real passion for doing that.
- 3:28Part of the book's Origin Story is actually rooted at Garage Style
- 3:32Magazine and it has a lot to do with your relationship with Don.
- 3:35And so I, I wanted to just bring the audience up to
- 3:37speed into how you guys met.
- 3:40How you work together at Garage Dial, what you've been doing and how that eventually
- 3:44turned itself into Tales from the Garage.
- 3:46You remember where we met, Don?
- 3:47I do.
- 3:48I do too.
- 3:48It was that strip club in LA by the airport.
- 3:51All you can eat steak.
- 3:52It was a great place.
- 3:53And I said, how do I get into this line of work?
- 3:55And you said you're too small.
- 3:57I gotta look like you to be a bouncer?
- 3:59Oh, well, okay, great.
- 4:01Thanks for that.
- 4:02That's the place, baby.
- 4:03No, it was uh, San Marino show.
- 4:05No, no.
- 4:06No?
- 4:07Go back further.
- 4:08You did the Greystone show in Beverly Hills.
- 4:12Right, right, right.
- 4:13But see, my problem is I don't remember meeting you there.
- 4:15You remember me there and I was there, but Well, I can tell you where you were.
- 4:19You remember there was a Port Cochere and then next to the Port Cochere was
- 4:23a single car garage at that estate.
- 4:25And you had your little table set up there.
- 4:27I think we shared the garage with an old Mercedes, if I remember correctly.
- 4:30And you were in that little garage with a little table, and
- 4:32you had your magazine spread out.
- 4:34And that's where I first met you.
- 4:36But you're right, it was San Marino when I pitched you a column.
- 4:41Yeah, I remember that one pretty well.
- 4:42It was hot.
- 4:43You came up and reintroduced yourself again.
- 4:45And you had this idea for a column.
- 4:48Yeah, what did I know?
- 4:48I could write a column.
- 4:51Why not?
- 4:52Yeah, why not?
- 4:53That was gonna say, Rodney, were you an author or journalist before that point,
- 4:57or is it just something inside that drew you to say, I want to write about garages?
- 5:01God, what year was it?
- 5:022011.
- 5:04I was reading Heming's Classic Car, and I was sitting at home and I was
- 5:08reading this magazine, and I read this story, and I went, This is terrible.
- 5:13I went, this is just bad writing.
- 5:15And I thought I can do better than this.
- 5:17I know I can.
- 5:18I closed up the magazine.
- 5:20I sat down, I wrote a piece.
- 5:21I didn't know anything about how any of this worked or anything.
- 5:24I sent it to Hemings classic car as a cold submission.
- 5:30What was the story about?
- 5:31It's in the book.
- 5:32It's the model car story.
- 5:34Oh, that one.
- 5:35Okay.
- 5:35So I sent that to Hemmings, and of course, I did not hear anything back from him.
- 5:40And I thought, well, okay, that's how that works.
- 5:42You send it in, and they ignore you like everything else in life.
- 5:45A month later, two months later, I go to the mailbox.
- 5:48I pull out the new issue of Hemmings Classic Car.
- 5:51I'm sitting there reading, and I open up, and all of a sudden, I go, Wait a minute.
- 5:54That's my story.
- 5:56They stole my story.
- 5:57And I'm looking and looking and there was no byline.
- 5:59Wait a minute.
- 6:00They stole my story.
- 6:01They didn't tell me and they didn't even give me a credit.
- 6:04I thought, this business is really cutthroat.
- 6:07You know, I thought, Man, these guys, they don't take prisoners.
- 6:10And then I looked very carefully up at the very top, near the edge,
- 6:14is my byline in the smallest form.
- 6:17Font they could afford.
- 6:18Less than a sixteenth of an inch.
- 6:20There it was.
- 6:21Probably one thirty second of an inch was my byline.
- 6:24But it didn't matter.
- 6:25Because what that article did for me was said, You can write this stuff.
- 6:29That's what they gave me.
- 6:30And then I started submitting to other magazines.
- 6:33And everything got published.
- 6:35As my wife said, How are you doing this?
- 6:38You know, I said, I don't know.
- 6:40It was very hit and miss until I met Don.
- 6:42And at that point I'd had a couple things published and so I thought, well
- 6:45I could probably write a column if I could find somebody to run it for me.
- 6:49Did you have a background in writing?
- 6:51Was that what you went to school to do?
- 6:53No.
- 6:54I'm a theater major.
- 6:57And I always like to say that being a theater major is probably the best
- 7:00major for anybody because it absolutely prepares you for everything in life.
- 7:05There's nothing that being a theater major can't cover for you.
- 7:08You know, writing, I did some writing, college and stuff, but never really
- 7:11kind of seriously sat down to write.
- 7:13And it was late in life that I started doing this, I mean,
- 7:17really, when you think about it.
- 7:18But really what it was, was Don was incredibly encouraging and incredibly
- 7:23brave to take on somebody he didn't know.
- 7:26But Don's instinct was Correct.
- 7:29You sold me when you said you had two Mercedes.
- 7:31I thought, this guy's got something going on.
- 7:34I'll trust him a little bit.
- 7:35You know, two Mercedes, he's okay.
- 7:36Yeah, one hasn't run in 40 years, and the other one, say,
- 7:40more rust than car, you know.
- 7:41Yeah, but I didn't know that.
- 7:43Don was in the same position as the bank manager that gave
- 7:45you the loan for the Honda.
- 7:46He was like, oh, he's got two Mercedes.
- 7:48That's collateral.
- 7:49That works.
- 7:50And he wants to write for me?
- 7:51Bring him on.
- 7:53Okay.
- 7:54So let's talk a little bit more about the book.
- 7:56We've had a lot of authors on this show, right?
- 7:59Novelists, academics, people that have put together some tomes that are
- 8:04incredible, and I've asked them before.
- 8:07A journey of 80, 000 words is an incredible thing to accomplish.
- 8:12When you set out to put together Tales from the Garage, what was it
- 8:16like going from writing a column to putting together your first book?
- 8:21You have to remember, the book is It's essentially a collection of columns.
- 8:25So it wasn't as though I was sitting down to write thousands of new pages.
- 8:29I was taking pre existing material.
- 8:31The question was how to take that material and put it into
- 8:35a unique and interesting form.
- 8:37So two things emerged in the process.
- 8:39One was I'm a very visual person.
- 8:41I'm very driven by what I see.
- 8:43And that's the love of cars is always visual first.
- 8:47Then performance, but it's going to be the visual thing first.
- 8:50It's going to pull me in.
- 8:52I like that it goes fast.
- 8:53I like that it hugs the ground.
- 8:55I love all that.
- 8:56You got to get me visually.
- 8:57When I decided to take the columns and I thought, well, maybe I
- 9:01can make a book out of this.
- 9:02But it can't just be you open it up and it's a bunch of text because they
- 9:05said no one's going to care about that.
- 9:07They don't know me because nobody reads the byline of magazine writers, right Don?
- 9:11No comment.
- 9:13For all practical purposes an unknown writer.
- 9:16So an unknown writer says here's my book of car stories Well
- 9:19yawn, you know who's gonna care?
- 9:22So I thought what can I do to make it different than just that and that's when
- 9:27I kind of hit on this idea of combining magazine graphics in a book form.
- 9:32And I had not seen that done before.
- 9:34I don't think you had either, Don.
- 9:35Not really.
- 9:36Because that's what appeals to me when I open a magazine.
- 9:39It's the graphics that pull me in.
- 9:40It's the visual thing that gets me.
- 9:42And then I'll get to the text.
- 9:43So I thought, well, I'll do a book and I will illustrate it.
- 9:47Each chapter will have its own visual language.
- 9:50Each chapter will have its own color template.
- 9:53Each chapter will have its own Thought or title pages and so forth.
- 9:58That way you can pick up the book and whatever appeals to you.
- 10:00Whether it's the car appeals to you, the image, the color, whatever.
- 10:05So you can pick and choose what you read because it's not a narrative.
- 10:09It doesn't start in chapter one and end with a happy ending and the final chapter.
- 10:13And that's kind of the way people are today.
- 10:15We're all members of short attention span theater now.
- 10:18You know, that's us.
- 10:19His book, Tales from the Garage, when you read it, you get a real sense of all over
- 10:24the boredness, all over that autosphere, as Matt Stone always called it.
- 10:29But then another one of my favorite stories is Split Second, where you're
- 10:33literally hitchhiking home and a brand new 63 Corvette is what picks you up.
- 10:38You know, you talk about how much that car was so cool back in the day.
- 10:41These are sort of bite sized stories.
- 10:43Some of them are two pages.
- 10:44The longest, I believe, is six.
- 10:46So then I took all the stories that I wanted to use.
- 10:49Suddenly, at some point in the process, I went, Oh my God, this is a memoir.
- 10:53These are just stories about me.
- 10:55Here and now, this is what I did.
- 10:57And da da da da.
- 10:58I thought, well, that's horrible.
- 10:59So then I took them and I went, All right, how many of them are really about
- 11:03me and how many are about other people?
- 11:05And fortunately, when I kind of laid them all out, it turned out that half
- 11:09of them were my stories and half of them were stories about other people.
- 11:12And I thought, perfect.
- 11:14I laid them out and I alternated.
- 11:16If you read the book from the beginning, the stories alternate
- 11:18between stories about other people and stories about my experiences.
- 11:22So it is a memoir in many ways, but it's not a memoir that you say, okay,
- 11:27now here's this guy's life story.
- 11:28It's really only my life as seen through cards, and that's really what it is.
- 11:33But, if you're reading carefully, you will begin to realize that
- 11:37it is in chronological order.
- 11:38So you can run through my entire life, from my first experience
- 11:42with toy cars, up until today.
- 11:44As Don pointed out, the book is sort of all over the map.
- 11:47And again, it's partially your memoirs and those of others that
- 11:51you know, and it's those stories that were swapped in the garage.
- 11:54But there is a car that stands out in the book, and that's your Honda.
- 11:59Don alluded to, on a previous episode, the story about how you acquired the Honda and
- 12:04came to be, and then you, now you have a second one, and all these kinds of things.
- 12:07What's so special about that hatchback?
- 12:09Well, and I talk about this in that particular chapter, everybody has.
- 12:14The rite of passage as a young adult of buying your first new car is a
- 12:19serious, serious step into adulthood.
- 12:22And most people can recall that first new car.
- 12:25They can recall it in vivid detail, because it's this rite of passage, it's
- 12:30this maturity that you don't have to drive beat up used cars anymore that
- 12:34are always breaking down and are an embarrassment to you and your family.
- 12:38Suddenly you're getting a new car of your very own.
- 12:41So because I was such a car person.
- 12:44The idea of buying a brand new car, it was so exciting to me,
- 12:47you know, it was just like, wow, I had no money to buy a new car.
- 12:51I mean, I was just out of graduate school.
- 12:53I had a bunch of loans.
- 12:54There's no way I could buy a car.
- 12:56So I had to get a loan, obviously, but I had to convince the
- 12:59bank that I was loan worthy.
- 13:01But as is in the story.
- 13:03I also had two beat up Mercedes that I was tooling around in.
- 13:08But when you're going to a financial institution, they don't
- 13:11ask for a picture of the car.
- 13:13They don't want to say, are the seats torn?
- 13:16They just look on the piece of paper and it says, Oh, the guy
- 13:18has a 62 Mercedes 190 sedan.
- 13:22He's got a 220.
- 13:23There's a kid with two Mercedes already.
- 13:25Well, he's doing okay.
- 13:27Well, the combined value of those two cars was maybe 500.
- 13:32They weren't worth anything, but I knew enough that what I looked
- 13:35like on paper was going to help me get the loan to buy the new car.
- 13:40It was kind of this long journey to get there.
- 13:42And most people don't keep their first new car.
- 13:46It goes away in college or girlfriends or wives or rainstorms, whatever.
- 13:51Then as they get older, they go, Oh, I'd really like to find a 78 Accord
- 13:56that I had when I was 21 years old.
- 13:58And then they spend all kinds of time and money tracking that car down and
- 14:02then getting it and then restoring it.
- 14:04And what they're doing is they're just restoring their youth.
- 14:07They're capturing their life the way it was.
- 14:10And the vehicle becomes the embodiment of that former self.
- 14:15And I've seen people do this where they will chase that car, crazy chase it.
- 14:20And then they find one, and then they spend crazy money restoring
- 14:24it to a condition far beyond what it was when they had it.
- 14:27But it's this thing of reaching back and grabbing your youth and
- 14:30having this kind of symbol of it.
- 14:32And I also know that when you get in that car, it makes you feel younger.
- 14:36All of those memories are there.
- 14:38The moral to your story is it's cheaper to keep her.
- 14:41How does that work out when you keep your first car for so long?
- 14:44Well, my advice to anybody is buy, don't sell.
- 14:47I mean, you know, that's the kind of rule.
- 14:49I would always encourage people to keep their first car because
- 14:52they may not know it now.
- 14:54But they're going to want it later.
- 14:56They're going to wish they had it.
- 14:57The Accord was the car that I moved from the East Coast to the West
- 15:01Coast in, and literally everything that I owned was in that hatchback.
- 15:05Things have changed.
- 15:06My life has changed.
- 15:07I have a different life now.
- 15:08But I still have that car.
- 15:10And then you ended up with a second one.
- 15:12So what's the reasoning behind that?
- 15:14Honda Accords were never meant to be collectibles, and
- 15:17particularly the first generation.
- 15:19I mean, it changed the Honda Motor Company completely, changed the
- 15:22trajectory of that company, absolutely.
- 15:25But they were not meant to be collectible or to last as long as mine have lasted.
- 15:30And the result is There are no parts for those cars.
- 15:33So you have to go online and you're typing in Honda parts, Malaysia,
- 15:38you know, and you kind of go, Oh, what can I find in Malaysia?
- 15:40What can I find in Czechoslovakia?
- 15:42What old Honda dealer in the back room in a plastic bag has my head gasket.
- 15:47And that's what you end up doing.
- 15:49So for years, I would scroll the internet looking for another 78 Honda Accord,
- 15:55thinking it'd be cheaper for me to buy a whole car and store it somewhere
- 15:59and then take parts off at like the Thanksgiving Turkey five days later.
- 16:03You go, there's still something good here.
- 16:05You know, I'm always looking.
- 16:07But, mechanically very well built, but thin sheet metal, and if
- 16:10they are left outside, they melt.
- 16:12Essentially, the ones that I would find online, I'd get real excited, I'd
- 16:16see a picture, then you start looking and you went, there's no car left!
- 16:19It's just been sitting outside, rotting away, not worth buying.
- 16:23I've been doing this for years, literally years, looking and anytime
- 16:26one would come on the market, I'd look and I'd say, is this worth getting?
- 16:29Then, I was on good old Bring a Trailer one day, and up
- 16:32pops this 78 Honda Accord LX.
- 16:35And I'm looking at it going, Damn, that looks as nice as mine.
- 16:39Is this even possible?
- 16:41I'm looking at it.
- 16:42I read the stuff, and it had like 103, 000 miles on it.
- 16:45And I thought, God, it looks pretty good for that much mileage.
- 16:47And then I read the description, and it says it's a two owner car.
- 16:50And I go, Whoa.
- 16:52And then it says the second owner kept spreadsheets on all the maintenance.
- 16:57Now I'm in, I'm just really excited because it's like, Oh, wait a minute.
- 17:01Here's an obsessive compulsive guy who has obviously kept his 78 Accord.
- 17:06The thought was that I would get it and it would be the donor kidney for my car.
- 17:11Well, I won the auction as they say, and the car shows up and
- 17:15my jaw drops because it was.
- 17:17It was stunning.
- 17:18It was in unbelievable condition.
- 17:21Much better than my original car.
- 17:25So now, I'm looking at my car like it's the donor kindy.
- 17:28Uh oh, when is the day going to come when the new one needs something
- 17:32that I can't find and the maroon one is just sitting there trying
- 17:36to get small and not be noticed.
- 17:38Very afraid of that day because that would be a cruel, cruel
- 17:42thing to do to the original Honda.
- 17:44But I also, I have to tell you, when I drive the silver one, the newer one, I
- 17:48still have the same feeling of driving the original one, because it's the same car.
- 17:52And when I compared the VIN numbers on them, they were a few
- 17:55hundred cars apart on the assembly line, which is pretty cool.
- 17:59You mentioned in that story the other cars in your collection, so do you still have
- 18:04the Benzes, or have they been replaced?
- 18:06Nope.
- 18:06You know, like the stock market, I'm a buy and hold guy.
- 18:09I don't sell a lot of cars.
- 18:11In fact, when I think back, the cars I've sold have all belonged to my wife.
- 18:14I have no guilty conscience about selling her cars, but I do about my own.
- 18:21I still have the, uh, 51 220 that's on the cover of the book.
- 18:25That's kind of a long story in the book, too, how that came into
- 18:28my life and is still in my life.
- 18:30Even though I haven't driven it in 40 years.
- 18:32Most car guys have a someday project.
- 18:34They've got something under a tarp.
- 18:36They've got something squirreled away somewhere.
- 18:39And in the back of their car fantasy mind, it's going to be,
- 18:42yeah, I'm going to restore it.
- 18:43I'm going to fix it and dah, dah, dah, dah.
- 18:45If you don't have one of those, you're not a real car guy.
- 18:47A real car guy has something squirreled away somewhere
- 18:50that they are going to get to.
- 18:52Mine just happens to be this 51 Mercedes Benz sedan that I fell in love with
- 18:58for no particular reason when I, again, had no money, no job, and no
- 19:01place to put it, and bought it anyway.
- 19:03And I've been kind of dragging it around and thinking, well, I'll get to it.
- 19:07It's just got an interesting history.
- 19:08It's a great piece of automotive history for Mercedes Benz in particular.
- 19:12It was the first, after the war, luxury car they built.
- 19:16It was introduced at the Frankfurt Auto Show in 51, and it was a
- 19:20four door, six cylinder car.
- 19:22It was a big deal for them.
- 19:23They'd never imported it to the United States.
- 19:25They only made about 3, 500 of them, so there's not that many of them out there.
- 19:29Is it worth anything?
- 19:31Eh, not much.
- 19:33If the top wasn't on it, or it only had two doors, it would be a different story.
- 19:38But four doors is always two doors too many, and it doesn't
- 19:41get any love, and it doesn't have any love in the collector market.
- 19:43And I always maintain the value of that car will go up the day I sell it.
- 19:47That's the day that the car world will discover this rare Mercedes Benz, and
- 19:52I'll go, why did I sell it so cheap?
- 19:55That's probably how that story is going to end.
- 19:56Do you do a lot of your own work?
- 19:58Do you maintain your own cars in your garage?
- 20:00Yes, to a limited degree.
- 20:01I'm not putting on head gaskets.
- 20:03I'm not changing brakes.
- 20:05I have done oil changes.
- 20:06Mostly it's trim, cosmetic, that kind of thing.
- 20:10General maintenance, but I'm not a wrencher.
- 20:12Part of the premise of the book, and I know Don talks about this a lot as
- 20:15part of the ethos of Garage Style, is the garage can be the sanctuary, right?
- 20:19It could be our racer's den, it could be our hideaway, it could be that place
- 20:23you go just to go look at your car, buff your car, just spend time with those
- 20:28memories as you painted that picture.
- 20:30Why the garage and not the house?
- 20:33Try to explain it to people that are going to be picking up your book as that
- 20:37underlying premise of the importance of spending time in the garage.
- 20:41This is for people who have relationships with their vehicles.
- 20:44I mean, they care about them.
- 20:46They are part of the family, not people who, the car, what's the car?
- 20:50You know, they're just, But if you care about your car, and many, many people
- 20:55do, it's just shocking how many people have relationships with their cars.
- 20:59So they are a member of the family, but they are a member of the family
- 21:01that doesn't get to come in the house.
- 21:03They have to live out in their own little house.
- 21:05They're in the garage, which is their area.
- 21:08So I know this sounds a little crazy, but it's like, That's the place where
- 21:11you can go to spend time with it if you're not driving, if you're working
- 21:15on it or cleaning it or whatever.
- 21:17And sometimes it's just a way to get away from everything else.
- 21:20It's a little car churchy in a way.
- 21:22You're going to hate this word, but there's a little spiritual aspect to it.
- 21:26There is a certain sanctuariness.
- 21:28To a garage.
- 21:29It's the place where you can lay down your sword.
- 21:31It's a place where I'm not a wrench or either, but I love going out
- 21:35there and just bonding with the car.
- 21:36And for me, it's detailing.
- 21:38We have a Caprice classic, a 79.
- 21:40If you know the grill on that car, it's literally a bunch of squares and to go
- 21:43through each one of those squares and clean them out, I mean, you talk about
- 21:47obsessive compulsive and focused on that, but I think for me, my mind, when it gets
- 21:52so focused on that task, everything else that's going on up here in the brain gets.
- 21:57to sort itself out somehow.
- 21:59When I come out of that garage, I feel better.
- 22:01My thought process is clear.
- 22:02Things are just a little better.
- 22:04Even though it's an inanimate object, doesn't have a heartbeat or it doesn't
- 22:08purr or bark at you, you depend on it.
- 22:11You care about it.
- 22:12It cares about you.
- 22:13So I think that the garage then becomes the sort of house of the car.
- 22:17People get a little obsessive about it.
- 22:19You know, they will give it a nice floor and a paint job and, you
- 22:22know, get really fancy artwork.
- 22:24I can't tell you how many garages we've featured in Garage Style Magazine
- 22:28that literally have a porcelain floor.
- 22:30You know, you kind of look at it and say, wow, you sprung for a porcelain floor.
- 22:33What's the story behind that?
- 22:34Well, it's impervious to everything.
- 22:36Brake fluid, oil, transmission fluid.
- 22:38It doesn't arm it.
- 22:39A week, a month, a year can go by and you just walk in there and pfft.
- 22:43Wipe it right up.
- 22:44But on that same note, every one of the guys I've interviewed with
- 22:48that porcelain floor, they've all kind of said the same thing.
- 22:50I think I'm the only guy in town with a floor that's more expensive than any floor
- 22:55in my house because it's the only room that they've got with a porcelain floor.
- 22:59It gets fancier and fancier.
- 23:01Why are you doing that?
- 23:02You say to someone, Why did you just spend all this money decorating your garage
- 23:05nicer than the inside of your house?
- 23:08It's because you care about your car.
- 23:09Well, it's also, there's something else too in terms of the style of the book.
- 23:13The style of the book, I write in a conversational tone, which
- 23:16I'm sure Don is very aware of.
- 23:18Right.
- 23:19Which is essentially me telling you a story.
- 23:21It's not always grammatically correct, which my wife, who is a terrific editor,
- 23:25is more than willing to point out to me.
- 23:27But I say, no, I'm just telling you this story.
- 23:30So this is the way I speak.
- 23:32And so this is the way I write.
- 23:33But I had a person who had read the book said to me, and I knew they got it right
- 23:37away because they said, you know what?
- 23:39The experience of reading that book was like, you and I were sitting at a
- 23:42bar and you were just telling me story.
- 23:45And that was the experience of reading the book.
- 23:47And I said, well, then it was success because that's what I intended it to be.
- 23:50Me just telling stories, but they're stories that have
- 23:54beginning, middles and ends.
- 23:55They have payoffs.
- 23:57Each one.
- 23:57So there's an added layer of complexity here.
- 24:00When you were working with Don and submitting columns, you know, month
- 24:04after month, you've got an editor behind you that's looking at your work,
- 24:08that's critiquing, building you up your strengths and things like that.
- 24:11And so it's nice to have that audience, right?
- 24:13That peanut gallery that can give you that immediate feedback.
- 24:16But in this case, you took a new turn in terms of publishing.
- 24:21You went through Amazon and you self published and I've only.
- 24:25I've spoken to one other author on this show that went down that route, and I
- 24:28wanted to investigate just a little more technically for other people that might be
- 24:33thinking, you know what, I want to write a book and I don't know what the process is
- 24:37like, and I'm intimidated by Random House and Penguin and all these other places.
- 24:42What was the journey like when you went through the self
- 24:45publishing through Amazon?
- 24:46Because I really had never done a book before.
- 24:49It was all brand new to me.
- 24:50So I just started asking my friends who had written books.
- 24:54Called all my friends who had written books, not always car books.
- 24:57Some of them are car books, but others are academics and all
- 25:01kinds of people that write books.
- 25:02So I'd call them up and I would say, tell me your experience of writing
- 25:05your book and your relationship with your publisher and financially
- 25:09and how does that all work?
- 25:11The basic publishing model is essentially the publisher is
- 25:15going to give you an advance.
- 25:17And then after that, it's pretty much 10 percent of net.
- 25:20That's it.
- 25:21That's what you're going to get.
- 25:22Most people will not see anything past the event.
- 25:25You're going to get paid the advance.
- 25:26Your 10 percent of net is like in the movie business,
- 25:29you're not going to get it.
- 25:30I kept thinking about that and I kept going, well, I believe in the work and I
- 25:36put the book together in such a way that it is what we call evergreen, meaning
- 25:40There's nothing in it that's dated.
- 25:42It'll be green forever.
- 25:43You could read these stories 20 years from now and you'll still react to
- 25:47them because they are about people.
- 25:49They are emotional stories that are about people.
- 25:53So I thought, this book could sell for a long time.
- 25:55Why do I want to give all that money to the publisher?
- 25:58With the Amazon print on demand model, you participate on the first copy printing.
- 26:04You get money.
- 26:05And you get money for every copy thereafter.
- 26:08into perpetuity.
- 26:09That's a much better model.
- 26:12The downside?
- 26:13You don't have a publisher who's going to essentially create the book for you.
- 26:17You have to create the book.
- 26:18They'll give you a template in which you plug your book in, but you have
- 26:22to create it from front cover to back cover and everything in between.
- 26:26They're not going to do any of that.
- 26:27Normally a publisher would do it.
- 26:28They're obviously going to take the bulk of the money too.
- 26:31That's really became the decision, and also I had a much more control
- 26:35over the design of the book by doing it the way I did it.
- 26:38And Don can attest, when we were doing the column, I was heavily involved
- 26:43in the artwork for the column.
- 26:45To the point of driving his art director a little batty, because
- 26:49I cared about how things looked.
- 26:51I thought about it, and I thought, you know, I'm probably going to
- 26:53make myself miserable if I have a publisher who's giving me stuff I
- 26:57don't like or not what I intended.
- 26:59That was the other reason to go the self publishing route.
- 27:02Self publishing has a bad rap, but I believe that is changing,
- 27:06and I believe it's actually changing with books like mine.
- 27:10Because people are looking at this going, Well, this is a real book.
- 27:13And look, he's got real quotes from real people in the front of him.
- 27:17That's a real book.
- 27:18That's not just some self published ego trip.
- 27:20I believe if you really think about it, publishing the way it has been
- 27:25is really horse and buggy culture.
- 27:27It used to be the printer would print the books, load them into wooden boxes,
- 27:31and the wooden boxes get loaded into a wooden cart, and the wooden cart goes
- 27:34down the street and unloads into the bookstore, and then they sit on the
- 27:37shelf and they hope somebody buys it.
- 27:38Look at all the wasted resources there.
- 27:40With a print on demand format, Notebook sits in a warehouse.
- 27:44You're not wasting any resources.
- 27:45That book doesn't exist until you hit buy on Amazon.
- 27:49Then it is printed and shipped.
- 27:50Done.
- 27:51Environmentally, it makes a lot more sense.
- 27:53And financially, it makes a lot more sense.
- 27:54Because the quality of that print quality entails, if I did that in
- 27:58a normal publishing world, you even said, Don, would be grossly expensive.
- 28:02I learned a lot about the Amazon process just Hiding you as you went through it.
- 28:07And it was very, very interesting.
- 28:09And I think not to pat my own back, but I think one thing that kills me
- 28:12is when we launched GarageStyle, this was very much the way I wanted to go.
- 28:17I really wanted to get orders from retailers, get orders
- 28:21from the subscribers, print just what we need, plus 5%.
- 28:24Call it done.
- 28:25Oh no, said the distributors and the wholesalers and the resalers.
- 28:29We can't do it that way.
- 28:30You know, we need you to print this man, especially it started with
- 28:32the printers who had their minimum.
- 28:34You have to print this many to get out there.
- 28:37Well, if you're only going to sell that many, the X and the Y don't
- 28:41match up and you have to figure out, well, how do we make this work?
- 28:44Because if you're saying, I don't want this crap sitting around in
- 28:46a warehouse, closet in your house, gathering dust, doing nothing.
- 28:50No, I've talked to writers who would say.
- 28:53Yeah, I, I bought, you know, 500 copies of my book and I moved them around
- 28:57from closet to closet in my house.
- 28:59Yeah.
- 28:59I didn't want that.
- 29:00I didn't want the experience of getting them from the publisher, putting them
- 29:04in the trunk of my car, driving down the street to the local bookstore,
- 29:08knocking on the door and saying, will you please buy five copies?
- 29:11That seems so awful to me because this way I can promote it online.
- 29:16I can promote it wherever and say, go to the website, click, click.
- 29:19Literally, the book went live on Amazon on a Friday.
- 29:24I had friends who bought it that day.
- 29:27It was printed and delivered by Amazon on Sunday.
- 29:30Think about that.
- 29:31That book didn't exist Friday morning.
- 29:34And it's being read by someone on Sunday.
- 29:36And people talk about electric cars are the future.
- 29:38Yes, they are.
- 29:39But I think the Amazon print on demand formula is the future of publishing.
- 29:44I really do.
- 29:44It makes so much sense.
- 29:46You talk about the expediency of getting a copy of the book, but as you were
- 29:49going through the process, did they send you copies so you could see what
- 29:54the printed version would look like?
- 29:55Did you work through that process and then iteratively change the book because
- 29:59you didn't like the way it laid out?
- 30:01Or were you sort of locked into whatever the PDF is?
- 30:04Is what they're going to print.
- 30:06We did a chapter at a time because each chapter, they're elaborate.
- 30:10I mean, these are elaborate graphics and they bleed off the page and
- 30:13they bleed from page to page.
- 30:15And it's a sophisticated book.
- 30:16We really tested the limits of the Amazon print on demand process by this book.
- 30:22It really did test the limit of how far they can go currently.
- 30:25I think they will get better and better as time goes on because I
- 30:28think people are going to realize this is the only way to go.
- 30:30To answer your question, I never had a physical book in my hand until the
- 30:35very end when you can request a proof.
- 30:39But that means you have to have uploaded the entire book.
- 30:43There's no partial book, so you're doing everything on a computer
- 30:46screen, you're looking at all the graphics, you're doing all that
- 30:49stuff, and because I'm an acoustic guy, I would print out those pages
- 30:55as we created them and do a paste up.
- 30:57So I have half a dozen paste up versions of the book where I would literally
- 31:01glue the pages together to create a book that I could hold in my hand and
- 31:05look at, because I wanted to see what the experience was of turning the page.
- 31:09From this graphic to this graphic, did it work?
- 31:11Did it flow?
- 31:12Was there a conflict?
- 31:14Were these two similar?
- 31:15So there was a lot of decisions that were made about how did the
- 31:19book experience in my hand feel?
- 31:22But the only way I could have that experience was to literally create a
- 31:25mock up, paste up version of my own.
- 31:28And that's what I did.
- 31:29Very labor intensive.
- 31:31Rodney, how long did it take you to put the book together from stem to stern?
- 31:34Yeah, I call it my pandemic book.
- 31:37Because, you know, when we were all locked down at the very beginning
- 31:40of the pandemic, when nobody was going anywhere and stuff, I kind
- 31:44of started working on it then.
- 31:45Where are we now?
- 31:46Three years out of the pandemic.
- 31:48So do you think that's on par with, let's say, standard publishing?
- 31:51'cause I've heard it takes years to get a book out going
- 31:54through the standard channels.
- 31:55Or is it because of your fastidiousness or your perfectionism that you wanted
- 32:00it to be as good as it could be in your eyes that it took longer?
- 32:05I think that it took longer because of my compulsiveness and some of those chapters.
- 32:10There were upwards of.
- 32:1215 different draft layouts of that artwork.
- 32:15Some of them just didn't want to happen.
- 32:17You know what I mean?
- 32:17You'd say, gee, this isn't quite right.
- 32:19And let's change this and this and this.
- 32:21And some of them just didn't want to be born.
- 32:23Some of them drew drafts and they were locked.
- 32:26Some of them just came together very quickly.
- 32:27Others didn't.
- 32:29It was a learning experience.
- 32:30The thing is, and Don knows this about me, I love a challenge.
- 32:33I just love doing new stuff.
- 32:34I love the challenge of something new.
- 32:36I don't like repeating things.
- 32:38And the challenge was to create a book that I had never seen before.
- 32:42Visually have it be interesting and exciting to read.
- 32:45And then we came on this idea of doing it in the shape of a car owner's manual.
- 32:50So it felt familiar when you held it.
- 32:52It's funny you mention that.
- 32:53The only other book I've ever seen that is designed that way, I have a copy of it.
- 32:58Lynn St.
- 32:59James's Owner's manual for women.
- 33:03No kidding.
- 33:04It looks just like something out of the Ford factory.
- 33:07And we also went for this shape because cars are horizontal.
- 33:11They're not vertical.
- 33:12Books are vertical.
- 33:14How are you going to show cars unless you start turning the book sideways
- 33:16all the time to look at pictures?
- 33:18Gotta go with a horizontal thing so when you turn the
- 33:20page you can see the whole car.
- 33:22But I think Don can appreciate my attention to detail in terms of the
- 33:26artwork because as I say, I did drive him a little crazy with some of the
- 33:30stuff that I wanted in the magazine.
- 33:31Part of this journey is also overcoming technological hurdles.
- 33:36A lot of writers are not technophiles.
- 33:38They're not IT nerds or geeks or whatever you want to call them.
- 33:41Well, into that category is, but there are limited tools in their tool set, right?
- 33:45It's like, Oh, I know how to use Google docs or I know how to use, you know,
- 33:48Microsoft word or whatever it is.
- 33:49What was the Amazon software like?
- 33:52Was it easy to learn?
- 33:54I did not create the master file.
- 33:57I hired someone to do it because.
- 33:59I don't have those technical skills and nor did I load it into the Amazon process.
- 34:05We had some technical problems with Amazon which just about broke my
- 34:10heart because we loaded it in and then I got a proof and it was not good.
- 34:15They blamed us and we're saying, you know, we did it the way you asked.
- 34:20So we had to actually recreate the master file.
- 34:23I think it was in October.
- 34:24So it cost me an entire month of rebuilding the book.
- 34:29And to this day, I don't know what caused it or why or whatever.
- 34:33I think it had to do with our pushing the limits of their technology.
- 34:37But I believe this is all going to get better.
- 34:39I just do.
- 34:40I just think this is the way to print books, to sell books, distribute books.
- 34:44And I just was on the phone today with someone who said they had bought a copy,
- 34:48they really enjoyed it, and now they decided to give it as Christmas gifts.
- 34:51And one of the things I loved about giving it as a Christmas gift, they
- 34:54said, you know, all I got to do is send them the address and they'll put
- 34:57in a gift card and I don't have to wrap it or mail it or do anything.
- 35:00So I said, yeah, I like that.
- 35:03There's a lot to be said for that.
- 35:04You read a book and you really like it.
- 35:06You want someone else to share it with you.
- 35:08Click, Amazon, phone, printed, delivered in their hands in two or three days.
- 35:12That's pretty amazing.
- 35:13So speaking of futures, knowing what you know now, would you do it again?
- 35:17You think there's another book on the horizon?
- 35:19Oh yeah, absolutely.
- 35:20In fact, there's two books that are squirreling around my desk right now.
- 35:24One is in the draft called Tales from the Garage Beverly Hills
- 35:28because there's a lot of cool garages and cool cars in Beverly Hills.
- 35:33The second one has to do with the house that I live in that I've restored and
- 35:38has an incredible history that I have uncovered over years of research.
- 35:43It's an amazing story that I have now fully documented from raw ground
- 35:48up until today, and the building's almost a hundred years old.
- 35:52Give it a catchy title like In the Shadow of the Garage, right?
- 35:55In the Shadow of the Garage, yes.
- 35:57So Rodney, not to add more things to your plate, in the advent of the new all
- 36:03digital version of Garage Style Magazine, are readers going to be seeing more Tales
- 36:08from the Garage columns and short stories showing up there as well in the future?
- 36:12Mr.
- 36:12Weeberg, oh me.
- 36:15I don't think you need permission at this point.
- 36:18Well, that leads into our final question, Rodney, any shout outs, promotions,
- 36:22or anything else you'd like to share that we haven't covered thus far.
- 36:25John is a terrific editor, by the way, in the sense that he did encourage
- 36:29me constantly on these stories.
- 36:32You know, I mean, I would say to him, what about this?
- 36:34What do you think about this?
- 36:35He would say, absolutely do that.
- 36:37Do that.
- 36:38Don't do that.
- 36:38Do this one, do this one.
- 36:40He was incredibly encouraging and supportive in ways he doesn't even know.
- 36:45For that, Don, I thank you.
- 36:46Oh, thank you.
- 36:47That's a nice compliment.
- 36:48If anybody was the godfather of this book, it was you.
- 36:51Because without you, this book would not exist.
- 36:54I mean, it wouldn't have happened.
- 36:55Because of your encouragement and allowing me to do that column, then
- 36:59I went, well, okay, maybe there's a second life for these things.
- 37:02You know, maybe there is an audience for this outside of Car Magazine.
- 37:07And what we're learning is there is a noise, there is a hunger, because
- 37:10if you look at the reviews that people are writing on the Amazon
- 37:13link, a lot of them are saying, I'm not a car person, I don't really care
- 37:17about cars, but I love this book.
- 37:19One area where your book is hitting the nail on the head is it's a
- 37:23collection of short stories, but what's even more beautiful about it
- 37:26is you don't have to be a car guy.
- 37:28These short stories, you can relate to them no matter what walk of life
- 37:32you're in, if you're a boy or a girl, if you're rich or poor, it doesn't matter.
- 37:36You kind of become that old man at the beach, you know, every small town on
- 37:40a, in a beach village, they have this crazy old man who sits on the beach and
- 37:44he tells all the little kids stories.
- 37:47That's really what this book is.
- 37:49This book is your campfire.
- 37:50The car just happens to be the sort of catalyst.
- 37:53That's where the story begins.
- 37:54It begins with a car somehow, but it spins off into the
- 37:57human interest beyond the car.
- 37:59You know, I've said this to you a thousand times.
- 38:01One of my favorite tales from the garage, it has to do with the sun.
- 38:05And the father and the father's dying, it's called the last ride.
- 38:09And the father and the son don't have a great relationship, but the father just
- 38:12suddenly utters on his deathbed out of nowhere, I should have bought Cadillacs.
- 38:17And the son asked for clarity on that.
- 38:19What are you talking about?
- 38:20And he gets into it and you tell it all in the story.
- 38:22I don't think we need to reiterate it, but that to me always resonates.
- 38:26I just love that story.
- 38:27Here's a guy in his deathbed.
- 38:28He's a car guy.
- 38:29He likes his old mobiles.
- 38:30That's what he always bought.
- 38:31And he should have bought Cadillacs.
- 38:33And now he's saying it and it's too late.
- 38:35There is a car guy thing there, yes, but more so, there's a human interest thing.
- 38:40Here's been my experience so far in the sort of 30 days that it's been available.
- 38:44Still tracking number one new release in the automotive sector.
- 38:49That says a lot, given the fact that I'm up against a lot of big boys there.
- 38:53What I'm hearing is that people buy one and enjoy it so much that they
- 38:56then buy multiple copies because they want to share it with other people.
- 39:00And I think it's because it touches something very human in all of us,
- 39:04these stories that everyone can relate to in some way or another.
- 39:08You may not have had a Rolls Royce.
- 39:10But you can relate to that story in the sense of the relationship
- 39:14of those people to that car.
- 39:16The website has a lot of information, tailsfromthegarage.
- 39:19com.
- 39:20And there's a bonus, by the way, on the website.
- 39:22If you go all the way to the bottom of the website, there is a
- 39:25little section called Other Essays.
- 39:27And I think there's five or six essays that I've written for other
- 39:30publications, including the LA Times, that are not car related.
- 39:34They are on different subjects.
- 39:35It's like a candy sample at the store.
- 39:37You know, I'll just try this little piece here and see if you like it.
- 39:39That's what they're there for.
- 39:41So if you read all the great advanced reviews and you go, wow, this guy,
- 39:44geez, sounds like the real deal.
- 39:45And then you can read a couple writing samples at the end on topics other
- 39:49than cars to push you over the cliff.
- 39:51Never had a website until I had this book.
- 39:53Now I can say, go to my website with impunity.
- 39:58Rodney Kemmerer's Tales from the Garage, designed with the look and
- 40:02feel of an automotive owner's manual, is far more than just a car book.
- 40:07As car enthusiast Jay Leno and Wall Street Journal columnist Dan Neal
- 40:11have observed, Rodney's warm and personal tales resonate deeply, because
- 40:16everyone has a car story to tell.
- 40:19These 30 stories originate as essays in a host of publications and now reformatted
- 40:25with an entirely new and colorful artwork.
- 40:28You can pick up a copy of Tales from the Garage today on Amazon
- 40:32or learn more by visiting www.
- 40:35talesfromthegarage.
- 40:37com or follow him on social.
- 40:39At Pales from the garage on Facebook and Instagram.
- 40:43And with that, Rodney, I can't thank you enough for coming on Break Fix
- 40:47and sharing your story with all of us.
- 40:49As a newly minted author, this is a great wealth of information for those of us that
- 40:54are sitting out there wondering how we're gonna write the next Great American novel.
- 40:58But more importantly, your book isn't just the next Ferrari coffee
- 41:02table book or something that you lay out that somebody might.
- 41:05thumb through.
- 41:05These are personal stories, and it's a great adventure.
- 41:09It's a great read, and I think it's a lot of fun.
- 41:11And I commend you for doing something different and trying to break the mold.
- 41:14It was fun in retrospect, probably not in the middle of it.
- 41:19I'm very happy with the result, but mostly I am thrilled with
- 41:22the response that it's getting.
- 41:24When someone writes you and says, I picked up your book, I was going to read
- 41:28one chapter, I sat down, I didn't move until I had finished the entire book.
- 41:33I've heard that from a number of people, and that's like the
- 41:35highest compliment you can get.
- 41:37It really is.
- 41:38Well, congratulations, and we look forward to the sequel of Tales from the Grush.
- 41:42Me too.
- 41:43Yeah, do it again, do it again.
- 41:45Do it again, that was fun, do it again.
- 41:47As they say in the theater biz, encore, encore.
- 41:50Again, thank you Don.
- 41:51Oh, no problem, thank you Rodney.
- 41:53No, you've been great Don, you really have.
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