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- 0:01Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledos Rehydrate the right way
- 0:05Speaker 1: with real ingredients and natural colors. Welcome this big show, Jason.
- 0:14Speaker 2: Hitch Might and I'll get a your mad Bastard's great
- 0:20Speaker 2: to have your company on this blustery Tuesday afternoon. It
- 0:23Speaker 2: is the third of March twenty twenty six, and you,
- 0:26Speaker 2: my friends, as always listening to the Big Show brought
- 0:31Speaker 2: you by Toledos.
- 0:33Speaker 3: Why pause your thirst defeat it with Toledo's?
- 0:41Speaker 4: Is that is that something?
- 0:42Speaker 3: Maybe we're still.
- 0:43Speaker 4: We're just trying to we're trying to find on it.
- 0:45Speaker 4: I know that.
- 0:46Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just chuck it and then we'll see if
- 0:49Speaker 2: it were yeah, yeah, yeah, my billion is it didn't
- 0:51Speaker 2: it wasn't quite there? Yeah no, it wasn't quite right.
- 0:54Speaker 3: What was it again?
- 0:54Speaker 2: You go doo doo?
- 0:56Speaker 4: You see because you said what did you say? You're
- 0:58Speaker 4: knocking out? Knocking out first? Is that what would.
- 1:00Speaker 3: Defeat it with? Why pause your thirst defeat it?
- 1:06Speaker 4: It's not quite Yeah, it's quite.
- 1:09Speaker 2: Good. Ay, Maggie Stellian, how's like.
- 1:11Speaker 4: Going pretty grassy? Your mad dog? Your six son of
- 1:14Speaker 4: a bee? Another? Jeeves? Some of the came back today,
- 1:16Speaker 4: didn't it.
- 1:17Speaker 2: No, not really. It's freezing, bloody, blind a gale out there,
- 1:21Speaker 2: and nipples are sore. I was a chief and walking
- 1:24Speaker 2: along the streets here.
- 1:25Speaker 4: Put my egg boots back on this morning. Man, it
- 1:27Speaker 4: was bloody beautiful.
- 1:28Speaker 2: Put my egg boots on when I got home last night.
- 1:31Speaker 4: Actually good way. I mean, he's is a big fan
- 1:33Speaker 4: of the ogg boots. But I literally was in the
- 1:35Speaker 4: spear beardroom and I saw my egg boots. That you, beauty.
- 1:37Speaker 4: I thought I put those in storage, Jay, so I
- 1:39Speaker 4: hadn't put them in store.
- 1:40Speaker 2: Oh how good. It's perfect, man, perfect.
- 1:43Speaker 3: That is an excellent anecdote.
- 1:44Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 1:45Speaker 2: I even turned on my Guess heater for the first
- 1:47Speaker 2: time today and the apartment that's great. Stuff really warms
- 1:51Speaker 2: the place out.
- 1:52Speaker 4: Funny you should say that I turned on the heat
- 1:54Speaker 4: pump a.
- 1:59Speaker 3: I'm going good things feelers. Yeah, nice day. But when
- 2:02Speaker 3: he's still a bit cold, had to put a hoodie
- 2:04Speaker 3: on to I was like, what, oh, no, it sucks.
- 2:08Speaker 3: But you didn't put any ug boots on because I
- 2:10Speaker 3: don't know. I'm not a do you don't own any
- 2:13Speaker 3: I wear.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Socks, yeah, well socks and uggies, no, just socks.
- 2:17Speaker 3: And to be fair, I do have a quite a
- 2:19Speaker 3: thick pair of winter socks around the house.
- 2:22Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, your house socks you house, yeah yeah yeah, house,
- 2:26Speaker 2: and you iron them and stuff as well.
- 2:28Speaker 3: I don't want my house socks to have crinkles in them.
- 2:31Speaker 2: Yes, what's happening on the Big Show with Old Mogi.
- 2:39Speaker 4: Of a show today the Fellers. Yeah, she's big Old Mogi,
- 2:43Speaker 4: Old Moggi's daughter Mogi and Oi had a very first
- 2:47Speaker 4: parent teacher interview of the year, right if she's been
- 2:49Speaker 4: back at school for about three weeks, so they're cracking
- 2:52Speaker 4: into those will be chatting a bit more information around
- 2:54Speaker 4: that also, Jace, you can need a little bit of
- 2:57Speaker 4: advice from the feelers there coming up shortly. But I
- 3:01Speaker 4: think before that, Kezy you and I will have a
- 3:03Speaker 4: little bit of breaking news to me and got some
- 3:05Speaker 4: break Yeah, I love it, very exciting.
- 3:08Speaker 2: Let's kick off with a bit of Corilla's way, don't we.
- 3:12Speaker 1: Each The Hillarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkyes.
- 3:19Speaker 2: Indeed, Alison Chain's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
- 3:23Speaker 2: this Tuesday afternoon. The time thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
- 3:27Speaker 4: Fellows, We've got a little bit of breaking news this
- 3:35Speaker 4: is breaking news, Kesey, and I just wanted to talk
- 3:39Speaker 4: very quickly about this. Of course, Autumn rolls around about
- 3:42Speaker 4: this time of the year every single year, first of March.
- 3:45Speaker 4: I never look forward to that. But what I do
- 3:47Speaker 4: look forward to each and every years is Kezy is
- 3:51Speaker 4: the third of March. Why is that, Well, it's because
- 3:54Speaker 4: it is the birthday of your wife, Jase, a very
- 3:58Speaker 4: very special time of year, and Kezy, myself and Ozie
- 4:02Speaker 4: obviously you can speak to this as well. Kezy. Yeah,
- 4:04Speaker 4: she's a very special woman and every year that we
- 4:09Speaker 4: get to spend with her another year on this planet
- 4:11Speaker 4: for her as a great year for all mankinds. So
- 4:14Speaker 4: happy birthday to her. I don't want to use her name,
- 4:16Speaker 4: but you're a great woman and it's a joy having
- 4:18Speaker 4: you in my life, one Moggie.
- 4:21Speaker 3: Ever since meeting you and you coming into my life,
- 4:23Speaker 3: things have just been so much better. Like you know,
- 4:25Speaker 3: I always wanted to work with Jace, but I didn't
- 4:27Speaker 3: realize that what I actually wanted was to be friends.
- 4:30Speaker 3: And I am very close friends now with Jace's wife.
- 4:34Speaker 3: She's done, she's done such a wonderful job with Jace.
- 4:38Speaker 3: You know, she's put up with a lot, and yeah,
- 4:42Speaker 3: I just can't thank you enough, so big happy birthday,
- 4:44Speaker 3: And yeah, I hope, I hope not only today, but
- 4:46Speaker 3: the rest of your week, the rest of the year
- 4:48Speaker 3: is just bloody special because you deserve it.
- 4:51Speaker 2: Fellows, I'd like to call an emergency show meeting. Show meet,
- 4:58Speaker 2: show me show meeting is now in progress. Indeed, what
- 5:08Speaker 2: an extraordinary woman she is. And it is the third
- 5:12Speaker 2: of March, her birthday, and she's just been the light
- 5:16Speaker 2: of my life. I'll be honest with you. She's put
- 5:19Speaker 2: up with a lot over the years.
- 5:21Speaker 4: You must have had a special day to day man.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Fellows, Fellas, I'm in the shep and I need your
- 5:28Speaker 2: help now. On the twenty fourth of February, it was
- 5:33Speaker 2: our wedding anniversary. Did I get her anything?
- 5:37Speaker 3: Hopefully? I hope So no, No, did you remember or
- 5:42Speaker 3: at the end of the night. Yes, I have to
- 5:44Speaker 3: text and remind you.
- 5:46Speaker 2: I may have got a reminder on my phone before
- 5:48Speaker 2: I went to bed that that was happening. So nada, no, zap, nothing.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Today being her birthday, I was like, I've got a
- 6:00Speaker 2: I've got to get this together, man, I've got to
- 6:02Speaker 2: sort it out and respect this woman I've ordered her
- 6:06Speaker 2: two amazing presence online, neither of which has turned up
- 6:12Speaker 2: for her birthday. And to say, and she's a very calm,
- 6:18Speaker 2: very collected woman. She was human a little bit, but
- 6:22Speaker 2: hiding it beneath the fuman would be understating it.
- 6:27Speaker 3: What why did you order it online? Like you live
- 6:30Speaker 3: in town. Surely she's worth just going down to the
- 6:33Speaker 3: store and buying it, you know, like.
- 6:34Speaker 4: Especial because you're out walking all day, letting.
- 6:37Speaker 3: Off the couch. You know, it's not that hard.
- 6:38Speaker 2: Well, I just wanted to find the right thing for.
- 6:42Speaker 5: Her, No.
- 6:44Speaker 4: Problem at all on that. I think a lot of
- 6:45Speaker 4: people do the shopping online for birthdays, all sorts of things.
- 6:48Speaker 4: Question becomes, how how early, how soon before the before
- 6:52Speaker 4: the birthday? Did you actually make the purchase? Last night?
- 6:56Speaker 2: That sounds last night, that's international.
- 6:59Speaker 3: I'm did you buy something off?
- 7:02Speaker 2: I may have done, fellas, I'm in trouble here, and
- 7:07Speaker 2: what I know is as a team, we handle together
- 7:12Speaker 2: and we look after each other. So I need some desperate,
- 7:16Speaker 2: desperate help to get out of this.
- 7:19Speaker 4: We've got a new sponsor on board, Toledos. We have
- 7:25Speaker 4: got boxes of the wonderful Electrolyte filled drinks out there.
- 7:31Speaker 4: We've got Toledo's hats and we've got to leadose T shirts,
- 7:35Speaker 4: one with an incredible what would you call that a
- 7:38Speaker 4: mascot on the front. I don't think you've been out
- 7:41Speaker 4: of line giving her that.
- 7:42Speaker 3: I could also fish. We've got radio huck pencils.
- 7:45Speaker 4: Yes, fellas.
- 7:47Speaker 2: As much as I love Toledos and I do, I
- 7:51Speaker 2: can't be giving her a box of Toledo drinks and
- 7:54Speaker 2: some Toledo merch. We need to do better than this.
- 7:57Speaker 2: I do better than that. This is an emergency situation.
- 8:02Speaker 2: We need to save the day here and save.
- 8:05Speaker 3: My marriage, all right, So how about we get the
- 8:07Speaker 3: listeners involved? Three four eight three text us let us
- 8:10Speaker 3: know if you have any ideas on how JAS can
- 8:12Speaker 3: save things. Why don't we up next, mogie, Why don't
- 8:14Speaker 3: we say what we would do in the situation, how
- 8:17Speaker 3: we would react?
- 8:18Speaker 4: Sure? Yeah, well could help? You know? Well, I know
- 8:22Speaker 4: what I got and I got it and plenty of time.
- 8:25Speaker 3: Yeah well you did, yeah, well exactly, Yeah, I think
- 8:27Speaker 3: might arrive. Did mine arrive this morning?
- 8:29Speaker 2: Well there was a package it arrived that was massive too,
- 8:33Speaker 2: but it wasn't from me.
- 8:34Speaker 3: I dropped it off in person.
- 8:35Speaker 1: All right, The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
- 8:41Speaker 1: and Kezy tune in weekdays at four on Radio.
- 8:44Speaker 2: Hodache Kwine mellon there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
- 8:48Speaker 2: this Tuesday afternoon, twenty five minutes past four o'clock on
- 8:51Speaker 2: a very special day for my wife today who birthday,
- 8:54Speaker 2: But Hardy Jay stuffed it up badly. Two things that
- 8:59Speaker 2: I did get I haven't turned up and doesn't look
- 9:01Speaker 2: like they're going to turn up. That's following on from
- 9:04Speaker 2: the debarcle of our wedding anniversary where I got in nothing.
- 9:07Speaker 3: Yeah, so people are sending through helpful advice on three
- 9:10Speaker 3: four three, keep it coming and we'll get to those shortly.
- 9:13Speaker 3: But what might help jas is if we sort of
- 9:15Speaker 3: brainstorm what we would do.
- 9:17Speaker 4: Yes, okay, yes, I mean I've thought about this a lot, keasy,
- 9:20Speaker 4: weirdly obviously not my wife, but she's so special I.
- 9:24Speaker 2: Can I just stayed also that it's even worse because
- 9:28Speaker 2: she took the day off work today. Yeah, just spend
- 9:30Speaker 2: time with me and be together and enjoy her presence
- 9:34Speaker 2: and then enjoy her presence and.
- 9:36Speaker 3: They didn't show I mean think about her.
- 9:38Speaker 4: Is she's a hard worker. She's a toilet. Every second
- 9:41Speaker 4: of her day is filled up with work, whether it's
- 9:43Speaker 4: working for somebody else or working around the house and
- 9:45Speaker 4: looking after hoody Jay and the family. So many ways,
- 9:49Speaker 4: she's the opposite of you, Jas.
- 9:52Speaker 3: Yes, she does look after she's like having an in
- 9:54Speaker 3: house caregiver almost for j.
- 9:55Speaker 4: Yes, that's right.
- 9:58Speaker 2: Now.
- 9:58Speaker 4: The first thing I would do, because she worked so hard,
- 10:00Speaker 4: as on the day of her birth, I would lead
- 10:03Speaker 4: her a sleep in.
- 10:04Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good point because you always wake her
- 10:05Speaker 3: up wanting staff a.
- 10:07Speaker 2: Well, it's just that it was he and you do
- 10:08Speaker 2: coffee today.
- 10:10Speaker 3: So we'll see. Here's what but I did.
- 10:12Speaker 2: I didn't go full cold. I just said you can
- 10:14Speaker 2: do the stovetop right rather, Yeah, that's less physical.
- 10:19Speaker 3: So did you get her any like, did you get
- 10:21Speaker 3: any breakfast and bed or anything like that?
- 10:24Speaker 2: Breakfast and bed.
- 10:25Speaker 4: I would have got to breakfast and bed. I would
- 10:26Speaker 4: have go to her favorite, her favorite breakfast food. What's
- 10:29Speaker 4: her favorite breakfast food?
- 10:32Speaker 3: Come on, it's granola, you know this?
- 10:34Speaker 4: Granola?
- 10:35Speaker 2: Yes, granola?
- 10:36Speaker 3: Yea, So well, yeah, that's a good point, make you so.
- 10:37Speaker 3: I probably would have gone down to a store nearby,
- 10:39Speaker 3: a cafe really high rated got some nice granola and
- 10:42Speaker 3: a coffee too, yes, so that on her birthday she
- 10:44Speaker 3: wouldn't have to have HOODI J's burnt milk. That's right.
- 10:47Speaker 4: Well, if she actually has got the old recipe from
- 10:49Speaker 4: her dad's, that old family recipe of granola which she loved,
- 10:52Speaker 4: which I would have made maybe three days before, which
- 10:54Speaker 4: was a way that siddenly ready to go big jar.
- 10:58Speaker 4: But you can have it for the for the week,
- 10:59Speaker 4: you know.
- 11:00Speaker 3: Yeah, that's such a good idea, and then also like
- 11:04Speaker 3: you know, probably snuggle in bed for a wee bit.
- 11:07Speaker 4: Oh yeah, now you're talking. But the thing with that
- 11:09Speaker 4: is you want to make sure it's led by her
- 11:10Speaker 4: because that sounds like that's Jay's birthday and I know
- 11:14Speaker 4: she's not huge on physical all of the time.
- 11:19Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, right, Okay, so I thought this was
- 11:21Speaker 3: if I was Yeah, so if it was me, yes,
- 11:25Speaker 3: it would probably snuggle for a bit. But absolutely right,
- 11:27Speaker 3: she probably doesn't want to do that with Jason. So
- 11:31Speaker 3: you know what I would have done is I would
- 11:34Speaker 3: have got her because you guys got that new vinyl
- 11:36Speaker 3: record player, right, yes, yeah, yes, I would have gone
- 11:39Speaker 3: to go her favorite album yes by her favorite band.
- 11:42Speaker 3: Oh yes, so her favorite band being.
- 11:46Speaker 2: It would be it's oh yes, em So I would
- 11:49Speaker 2: have gone.
- 11:50Speaker 3: I would have gone out and got Automatic for the People,
- 11:53Speaker 3: which was her favorite album released? It was yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 11:56Speaker 3: I would have got that one and I would have
- 11:58Speaker 3: put it on the vinyl player because you've only got
- 12:00Speaker 3: six vinyl Yeah.
- 12:01Speaker 2: I still haven't set that up here though.
- 12:04Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll take care of that. And when she's having
- 12:06Speaker 4: a shaggiery for the day, then you put the album
- 12:08Speaker 4: on she hears it from in the shower that she
- 12:10Speaker 4: can say, oh my god, what is there? Surprise your
- 12:13Speaker 4: favorite album?
- 12:14Speaker 2: And then we have six?
- 12:18Speaker 3: No, I mean, well that's once. That's up to her.
- 12:19Speaker 3: It's not your birthday, right, you've literally forgotten if you certainly.
- 12:22Speaker 4: Shouldn't be asking that. No, right, okay, hey it's my
- 12:25Speaker 4: favorite album. Can we have six?
- 12:27Speaker 3: What is your favorite album? By the way, Automatic for
- 12:30Speaker 3: the People, Automatic for the People.
- 12:33Speaker 4: Now we were going for lunch.
- 12:36Speaker 3: Well, to be honest, it's a good it's a good point.
- 12:39Speaker 3: I think maybe something Vietnamese because they.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Went to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.
- 12:44Speaker 3: A maybe you go and have a fur, a spicy fur.
- 12:52Speaker 2: She loves a beefer.
- 12:53Speaker 3: Yeah, same, which is like a noodle soup. Yeah, from
- 12:56Speaker 3: Vietnam there, and then I don't know what you want
- 12:59Speaker 3: to do? Then were you there? You could say, hey,
- 13:00Speaker 3: why don't we plan a holiday for this year? Where
- 13:03Speaker 3: do you want to go? And then maybe for dinner
- 13:05Speaker 3: go to a restaurant that's that country, you know, maybe
- 13:07Speaker 3: you want to go to Japan.
- 13:08Speaker 2: Do you think I'm made of bloody money?
- 13:10Speaker 1: Keezy?
- 13:10Speaker 4: That's true?
- 13:11Speaker 3: Well you must typefisted the only rational way I can
- 13:15Speaker 3: figure out why she's with you. And then probably like
- 13:22Speaker 3: put like a.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Favorite movie, favorite movie, favorite movie, favorite movie?
- 13:26Speaker 4: Yeah, what's your favorite movie? Would he loves the rain scene?
- 13:33Speaker 2: Yes, she does, and she loves to get her every
- 13:36Speaker 2: time the funeral scene.
- 13:37Speaker 3: She actually hates that scene that she yes, oh you're right.
- 13:41Speaker 1: The Hilarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
- 13:45Speaker 2: Four on Radio Smashing Pumpkins Z on the Radio Hodarchy
- 13:50Speaker 2: Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four thirty
- 13:54Speaker 2: eight sex an eight.
- 13:56Speaker 5: Men men men men, men, men, men men men men
- 14:00Speaker 5: men manes.
- 14:10Speaker 2: Jeez, Jeez came in hot. He really came in hot.
- 14:14Speaker 4: Well fellas on human Yes, you know, my daughter had
- 14:18Speaker 4: her first parent teacher Interview of the Year.
- 14:22Speaker 2: They don't muck around, do they.
- 14:24Speaker 4: Straight into it. You want to know how they're tracking
- 14:25Speaker 4: early doors so you can get them back on track.
- 14:28Speaker 4: Seven a's not bad, not bad, that's really really good
- 14:33Speaker 4: and A be you're joking? Yeah, yeah. And social studies. Wow,
- 14:39Speaker 4: how old is she six and a half.
- 14:41Speaker 3: Doing social studies? But no, wonder it's really tough.
- 14:44Speaker 2: For some I found social studies easiest. Actually, anyway, we're
- 14:51Speaker 2: pulling out of a school. It's just the thing about
- 14:53Speaker 2: schooler is it's not for everyone. And that's become clear.
- 14:55Speaker 2: I agree.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Yeah, you're pulling her out full stop.
- 14:58Speaker 4: Yeah, she can read it and if she'll be all
- 15:00Speaker 4: good and we'll just check her in the family family
- 15:04Speaker 4: business being a top radio DJ.
- 15:07Speaker 3: We're not from six. You mean she's got to go
- 15:09Speaker 3: and get a bit more life experience, you know.
- 15:11Speaker 4: Can you imagine Kezy if she if she becomes the
- 15:14Speaker 4: first syndicated top radio DJ at the age of six.
- 15:18Speaker 2: I can't.
- 15:19Speaker 4: It's never been done before.
- 15:20Speaker 2: No, And if anyone's going to do it, it's a
- 15:22Speaker 2: little moggie minogi exactly.
- 15:24Speaker 4: There's no such thing as can't.
- 15:26Speaker 2: And I've always maintained school, miss school, you know what
- 15:30Speaker 2: I mean. It's like, yeah, I've been a massively successful
- 15:34Speaker 2: actor in my career. Do I go to acting school? No,
- 15:37Speaker 2: don't think so, methinks not, Kesy.
- 15:40Speaker 4: The only school Old Hoodys went to was the School
- 15:43Speaker 4: of Hard Knocks, thank you, and he was the principal.
- 15:47Speaker 3: Really oh yeah, well I just think MOGGI And obviously
- 15:53Speaker 3: you know she's your daughter, yes it's and I can't
- 15:55Speaker 3: comment no, but I feel like pulling your door your
- 15:57Speaker 3: six year old daughter out of school campletely because she
- 16:00Speaker 3: got a B and social stuff so she got a's
- 16:02Speaker 3: and everything else like science, yeah like that. She's obviously
- 16:07Speaker 3: very intelligent. Yes, I feel like you should leave it.
- 16:09Speaker 4: Yes, so she's not applying to herself.
- 16:12Speaker 2: If you're going to go to school in just half
- 16:15Speaker 2: ass it, thank you. You're wasting everyone's time. It's not
- 16:19Speaker 2: just her time, she's waiting. The teachers are getting their
- 16:21Speaker 2: time wasted.
- 16:22Speaker 4: I mean I have to walk out of school. That
- 16:23Speaker 4: takes me six seven minutes a day.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Excuse me. How much time do you bloody spend Maggie
- 16:30Speaker 2: every single day baggering around with their lunchbox?
- 16:33Speaker 4: Thank you?
- 16:34Speaker 3: Yeah, I just she's still six the Top Radio DJ
- 16:37Speaker 3: Key No, no, no, I know, And once again I
- 16:41Speaker 3: agree with Jase. If anyone could do it, it's Moggie and Ogi.
- 16:43Speaker 3: But yes, I feel like I think of the content
- 16:46Speaker 3: that a six and a half year old would have, well,
- 16:48Speaker 3: it would be forgive me for saying this, I don't
- 16:51Speaker 3: think it would be very good because like, what, what's
- 16:53Speaker 3: she done? That's you know, interesting?
- 16:55Speaker 2: How easy on keezy?
- 16:57Speaker 5: Well?
- 16:57Speaker 4: Hang on, so she's dropped out of school.
- 17:00Speaker 2: Six and a half.
- 17:01Speaker 4: What'd you done by the time you're six and a
- 17:02Speaker 4: half couldn't catch your breath?
- 17:05Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I guess not. I did have s You're right, Yeah,
- 17:11Speaker 3: she's not gonna be.
- 17:17Speaker 1: The Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodky.
- 17:21Speaker 2: Waite Stripes There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 17:25Speaker 2: Tuesday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes to five o'clock.
- 17:28Speaker 2: Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
- 17:39Speaker 4: Did I'm watching you last night? How about you? Hoodie Jay?
- 17:41Speaker 2: I watched a news show which I just stumbled upon.
- 17:44Speaker 2: I mean, all this looks good called DT Saint Louis
- 17:48Speaker 2: starring Jason Bateman Linda Cardelini.
- 17:52Speaker 4: Is it any name.
- 17:53Speaker 2: Yeah, who pads has the absolute hearts.
- 17:55Speaker 4: For anything on two Leagues is pretty good.
- 17:58Speaker 2: He's shocking Jenkins, you know, Richard Jenkins, very good actor.
- 18:03Speaker 4: Very good actor. He was the father and step brothers.
- 18:07Speaker 6: Yes, yes, Now it's basically the story of three adults
- 18:13Speaker 6: experiencing middle aged malaise that leads to.
- 18:17Speaker 2: One of them ending up. No, do you know what
- 18:23Speaker 2: DTF means? Fellas mean? It means down two.
- 18:29Speaker 4: If down to, which comes from the show Jersey Shaw
- 18:35Speaker 4: back in the day d t IF.
- 18:39Speaker 2: I've got to say, fellows, I really enjoyed it. It's
- 18:41Speaker 2: a very dark kind of comedy, really good cast. They're
- 18:47Speaker 2: doing it week by week, which annoyed me because I
- 18:49Speaker 2: got into it and was like, oh, this is good,
- 18:52Speaker 2: but then it was like, oh, there's only one who
- 18:54Speaker 2: was saying that is crap house. But look at this
- 18:58Speaker 2: point I'm going to give it a So I were
- 19:00Speaker 2: three point nine bullies. What's it called dt IF Saint Louis.
- 19:05Speaker 3: And you watched it on Neon?
- 19:07Speaker 4: I believe it was right?
- 19:08Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 19:09Speaker 3: Are you d t IF?
- 19:11Speaker 4: Always? Man? Is that true? Though?
- 19:14Speaker 2: Like right now, like right now, not specifically right now?
- 19:19Speaker 2: Well oh yeah.
- 19:24Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want to know what's in that hit
- 19:26Speaker 3: of yours right now. Now, I haven't watched any new shows.
- 19:29Speaker 3: Last night I watched another episode of Small Town Scandal
- 19:31Speaker 3: on Neon Tom Sainsbury Show did. Yeah, Yeah, it's still
- 19:34Speaker 3: it's still great. It's still very very very entertaining. I
- 19:37Speaker 3: like it, higher recommend. But one thing I'm interested to watch,
- 19:41Speaker 3: and I won't know if anyone else has watched it
- 19:42Speaker 3: on three four eight three, is they've brought back one
- 19:46Speaker 3: of my favorite sitcoms from when I was at high school, Scrubs, which.
- 19:50Speaker 4: Is in a hospital. They rebooted the same cast.
- 19:55Speaker 3: The exact same cast. They've built totally right. They're rebooting everything,
- 20:00Speaker 3: but it's the exact same cast. They've rebuilt the set
- 20:02Speaker 3: because it was actually filmed in an old hospital in California,
- 20:04Speaker 3: which has been bold over. They've rebuilt it that they built.
- 20:07Speaker 4: Did they share it in the hospital?
- 20:08Speaker 3: Yeah, in a hospital, yeah, and that's been bold now
- 20:11Speaker 3: that's gone. But they've rebuilt it perfectly and it's all
- 20:14Speaker 3: the original cast. You know, doctor Cox, Turk jd All
- 20:17Speaker 3: and I loved that sitcom growing up.
- 20:19Speaker 4: Yeah, very great.
- 20:20Speaker 2: It was a good show. We used to watch that too.
- 20:22Speaker 3: I made of mine. Watch the first episode and was like,
- 20:24Speaker 3: oh God, here we go, and then halfway through it
- 20:27Speaker 3: was like, hang on, this isn't bad because all the
- 20:30Speaker 3: characters doing all the stuff they used to do. You know,
- 20:33Speaker 3: I think it's on Disney, but I'm gonna watch it.
- 20:35Speaker 3: I'm gonna check it out.
- 20:37Speaker 4: How I go? Yeah, okay, I can't be Gilmore two
- 20:40Speaker 4: vibes about it? Doesn't it? Yeah?
- 20:42Speaker 3: Yeah, someone's text here three for it. Three it's crap.
- 20:44Speaker 3: So yeah, I won't be going.
- 20:46Speaker 5: I won't.
- 20:49Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 20:50Speaker 2: But even when you let us know, I probably still
- 20:52Speaker 2: don't watch it. But I mean, yeah, do by all
- 20:57Speaker 2: means let us know.
- 20:58Speaker 3: Okay, I have a look.
- 21:00Speaker 2: Here's a net Zeppelin.
- 21:04Speaker 1: The Wold Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
- 21:07Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
- 21:09Speaker 4: I can here.
- 21:10Speaker 2: Welcome back your messive back bones. Hope you're surviving your
- 21:12Speaker 2: Tuesday afternoon. You are listening to the Big Show brought
- 21:16Speaker 2: to you by Toledo's.
- 21:18Speaker 3: From workdays to workouts. Toledo's keeps you balanced, refreshed and
- 21:22Speaker 3: ready to go.
- 21:26Speaker 4: Delta at Toledo's.
- 21:29Speaker 2: Toledo at Toledo. Yeah, like Keezy, can you do that.
- 21:31Speaker 2: Read again, please? I wasn't happy with that.
- 21:34Speaker 3: No, because I've just quit out of the thing.
- 21:35Speaker 4: Oh god man.
- 21:36Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, the reason I'm quitting out of it is
- 21:38Speaker 3: because someone actually ticks through Toledo or Toledo.
- 21:41Speaker 4: It was Sam, Sam.
- 21:43Speaker 3: How do we feel about that, Jace deleto with Toledo.
- 21:46Speaker 3: Maybe you could do it with one of your spicy accents. No,
- 21:50Speaker 3: not one of your spicy ones.
- 21:51Speaker 4: If you could just just a little bit of a
- 21:53Speaker 4: special hoity jays spice, a little bit of extra sal.
- 21:57Speaker 3: He's heavy handed with it, you know that. Yeah, look,
- 21:59Speaker 3: just a dash, a little dash of something.
- 22:01Speaker 4: Maybe one of the northern sort of continents.
- 22:05Speaker 2: Right, Okay, I'll have a little think about and i'll
- 22:07Speaker 2: get back. I'll do a workshop on it over the night.
- 22:11Speaker 2: See what I come up with in the morning. But
- 22:13Speaker 2: you would rather you don't need to tell me to
- 22:16Speaker 2: Toledo at Toledo.
- 22:18Speaker 3: Nice. It's good. You'd rather workshop an accent than celebrate
- 22:22Speaker 3: your wife's birthday.
- 22:24Speaker 2: Well, she's going to rehearsal tonight. We were going out
- 22:26Speaker 2: to dinner, but she said, oh flag it, don't worry
- 22:29Speaker 2: about I'll just go and do rehearsal. Even though I
- 22:31Speaker 2: said I wasn't going to turn up tonight.
- 22:33Speaker 4: The last time you said that, she said that you
- 22:35Speaker 4: went outside to get yourself some noodles and you found
- 22:37Speaker 4: her sobbing in her car.
- 22:39Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, surely not again, thought she must be. No,
- 22:44Speaker 2: I think she's pretty much done and dusted. Now. You know,
- 22:47Speaker 2: when you reach that point where your just guards. But
- 22:49Speaker 2: here we are. You know what I mean? It is
- 22:52Speaker 2: an except that on that occasion, I think she still
- 22:55Speaker 2: had hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's man. What's that? Yeah?
- 23:04Speaker 3: How you coming up next? Fellas? March Madness traffic increases
- 23:09Speaker 3: by forty one percent.
- 23:10Speaker 4: Don't ruin it.
- 23:12Speaker 2: Yeah, this is good, guys.
- 23:14Speaker 3: We're gonna take the past out of my content.
- 23:16Speaker 2: No man, have you got that Benny Hill music? By
- 23:18Speaker 2: the way, it's faith no more.
- 23:20Speaker 3: I'm not using it.
- 23:22Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keysy tune
- 23:25Speaker 1: in four on Radio.
- 23:27Speaker 2: Holarky, Jimmy Eat World. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big
- 23:31Speaker 2: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes past
- 23:34Speaker 2: five o'clock.
- 23:35Speaker 4: I've been waiting for this.
- 23:35Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go, Fellas.
- 23:37Speaker 3: Don't burn it up, don't undermine hey, So March.
- 23:42Speaker 4: Right, I'm with your sofa.
- 23:44Speaker 3: Apparently March has the worst traffic out of any month
- 23:47Speaker 3: on the calend.
- 23:48Speaker 4: Is that true?
- 23:49Speaker 3: That is true? Last year March had a forty one
- 23:52Speaker 3: percent increase on state highways and a seventeen percent increase
- 23:55Speaker 3: on arterials.
- 23:56Speaker 4: Now, can you tell me it was that month or month?
- 24:00Speaker 4: You see what I'm saying, Because everyone's on holiday and
- 24:02Speaker 4: then so match for increase. It sounds like a lot.
- 24:05Speaker 4: But the end of the stay consistent for the rest
- 24:07Speaker 4: of the year.
- 24:07Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, March March, it's like concentrated right.
- 24:11Speaker 2: Wow.
- 24:12Speaker 3: Now if you don't know what an arterial is, yeah,
- 24:14Speaker 3: it's sort of a road that connects to a main road.
- 24:17Speaker 4: Yes, right, Ye know what I mean.
- 24:18Speaker 3: Yes, So there's the main state highway, then there's a
- 24:20Speaker 3: big road.
- 24:21Speaker 2: Usually we're taking some notes just.
- 24:26Speaker 3: Well I don't take notes. But what I thought we
- 24:29Speaker 3: could do, Feelers is Jace, you're not writing it down, okay,
- 24:35Speaker 3: you're holding your pin upside down. Okay, So what I
- 24:37Speaker 3: thought we could do is just give some advice on
- 24:40Speaker 3: things people can do while they're in their cars and
- 24:42Speaker 3: traffic because people get mad, people get frustrated. Yes, and
- 24:46Speaker 3: the important thing is to use that time effectively because
- 24:48Speaker 3: you can use it to do other stuff.
- 24:50Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a neat ideasy. I think that's cool, thanks Ja.
- 24:54Speaker 3: So for example, you know, doing stuff like maybe you've
- 24:57Speaker 3: got to do a job later in the week or
- 24:59Speaker 3: later that night or whatever. It might be doing that
- 25:01Speaker 3: in your head while you.
- 25:03Speaker 2: Know what I mean, what about just getting like a
- 25:06Speaker 2: pornhub clip, you know, and your and your phone holder
- 25:09Speaker 2: there and just have that on while you're driving home,
- 25:12Speaker 2: because then you you'll have a rager, but not not
- 25:15Speaker 2: an angry rage, not a road rage.
- 25:18Speaker 4: I mean, you have a rager on the road.
- 25:19Speaker 2: You'll have a rager on the road, not a road rage.
- 25:24Speaker 4: What about if and jiffin, Well, winding down the window
- 25:27Speaker 4: and if and jiff and beeping your horn in that.
- 25:29Speaker 3: Well, I don't think that helps anyone, but it does.
- 25:31Speaker 4: It gets it all out.
- 25:33Speaker 2: I tell you what you could do. You could rent
- 25:36Speaker 2: an apartment in the CBD and not drive anywhere any Yeah.
- 25:40Speaker 4: Yeah, I've just had another thought. What about having road
- 25:43Speaker 4: rage with a road radier.
- 25:46Speaker 2: The double whammy?
- 25:47Speaker 3: Yeah, waving one first in the air at drivers and
- 25:50Speaker 3: the hands on the wheel. Well, look, these are like
- 25:56Speaker 3: these are all these aren't ideas that i'd traditionally. I
- 26:00Speaker 3: was thinking of stuff like, you know, you can put
- 26:01Speaker 3: a podcast on, you know, maybe they big show.
- 26:05Speaker 2: Yes, I used to like to eat like a bin
- 26:07Speaker 2: toe box when I was driving home.
- 26:09Speaker 4: Yeah, chop six for that, like a six inch sab
- 26:13Speaker 4: or a twelve inch Oh yeah, I mean.
- 26:15Speaker 2: If I'm going to do a sab, I'll do that
- 26:17Speaker 2: full foot long.
- 26:18Speaker 3: You couldn't handle the foot long?
- 26:19Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 26:20Speaker 4: I seen him, yeah, yeah, he said. I've seen him
- 26:22Speaker 4: with a foot long in each hand, absolutely loving it.
- 26:29Speaker 4: And then I watched them.
- 26:32Speaker 3: Must have been hungry. But there's some great advice here, fellers.
- 26:36Speaker 3: For example, you know, practice slow breathing what so, you know,
- 26:42Speaker 3: breathe and breathe out and just you know, keep yourself calm, there,
- 26:45Speaker 3: have some quiet time.
- 26:47Speaker 2: Did you ever used to do that rapid breathing mogi?
- 26:51Speaker 2: You'd half and half and half and half and then
- 26:53Speaker 2: squeeze and then and then pass out.
- 26:55Speaker 3: Don't do that?
- 26:56Speaker 4: Do that?
- 26:57Speaker 2: Don't do that?
- 26:59Speaker 5: Right?
- 26:59Speaker 2: Okay? Do that?
- 27:00Speaker 4: Yes?
- 27:01Speaker 3: What's the most foot longs you put away in one
- 27:03Speaker 3: sitting by the way, four?
- 27:08Speaker 2: I think holy at once?
- 27:10Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 27:10Speaker 2: Once?
- 27:11Speaker 4: Yeah, that's four foot that's as tall as hoes. Do
- 27:17Speaker 4: you stack those up on top of each other? Bigger
- 27:21Speaker 4: than have you put them on top of each other?
- 27:23Speaker 4: Bumper the bumper?
- 27:24Speaker 3: Yes, hard to do though, Can we make this up?
- 27:28Speaker 2: Can we do tay?
- 27:31Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
- 27:35Speaker 2: System of a down there on the Radio Darchy Big
- 27:38Speaker 2: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five to twenty two,
- 27:41Speaker 2: And it's been a disastrous day for hoodie J. It
- 27:45Speaker 2: was my wife's birthday to day.
- 27:47Speaker 4: Now.
- 27:48Speaker 2: I did actually get her some presents, two presents, they
- 27:51Speaker 2: just haven't arrived on time. This is following on from
- 27:54Speaker 2: the debacle of our wedding anniversary, which happened in February.
- 27:59Speaker 2: Did I get her anything? Did I remember?
- 28:01Speaker 4: No?
- 28:02Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, fortunately the audience has come to the rescue,
- 28:04Speaker 3: Jace on three four eighty three and keep those texts
- 28:07Speaker 3: coming in ideas for haughty j.
- 28:09Speaker 2: To save my marriage?
- 28:11Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 28:11Speaker 3: Yet again? What about this one here? Get the lads
- 28:15Speaker 3: to help you make a sixy photo book for her? So,
- 28:19Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a suggestion that we make
- 28:21Speaker 3: a book of you being sixy. Maybe that's it.
- 28:24Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because we've got a little photography studio across
- 28:28Speaker 2: the way. There I can get some sexy stuff on you,
- 28:30Speaker 2: guys could click away.
- 28:32Speaker 4: Is that who love language, though, Jace? Is it seeing
- 28:34Speaker 4: you naked and acting sexy? Or is her love language
- 28:37Speaker 4: sort of been left alone? Um?
- 28:41Speaker 3: Or do you not know? Is it like a foreign
- 28:42Speaker 3: language to you?
- 28:43Speaker 2: That's a really good question, magie. I think her preference
- 28:47Speaker 2: would be to be left alone.
- 28:48Speaker 4: I think.
- 28:49Speaker 3: So what about photos of her just sort of sitting
- 28:52Speaker 3: in a room on her own, lots of different photos.
- 28:54Speaker 4: What about just photos of for example, an empty field,
- 28:58Speaker 4: just wide open spaces.
- 29:01Speaker 3: Or what about we get a whole old of photos
- 29:02Speaker 3: of you and her and we photoshop you out of
- 29:04Speaker 3: them so that way it's like she's got space.
- 29:07Speaker 4: So that way she's got good memories. And then next
- 29:09Speaker 4: to it, you take that photo out and it's better memory. Yeah,
- 29:12Speaker 4: well that work. So remember, there are just ideas. We
- 29:14Speaker 4: just spit ball.
- 29:15Speaker 2: Now I'm liking it. I'm liking it.
- 29:17Speaker 3: Someone here saying this calls for the big guns. Get
- 29:20Speaker 3: her a pack of darts.
- 29:22Speaker 2: She used to like the darts too, how long ago,
- 29:25Speaker 2: many many years ago.
- 29:26Speaker 4: Yeah, she used to like you as well.
- 29:28Speaker 3: Yeah, true, take it to the Formula one Grand Prix
- 29:32Speaker 3: this weekend and Aussie. That's from Jacob.
- 29:33Speaker 2: Now she hates cars, loves a little teater though.
- 29:37Speaker 3: But right, it's not cars, it's motor Racing's.
- 29:39Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't like motor racing, and neither do I.
- 29:42Speaker 2: I'm not interested in that.
- 29:43Speaker 3: But how would you know if she likes motor racing.
- 29:45Speaker 3: You don't seem to know anything about her interests.
- 29:47Speaker 2: Does she like motor racing?
- 29:49Speaker 4: No?
- 29:50Speaker 3: I know she doesn't.
- 29:51Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 29:52Speaker 3: Fortunately, yeah, great suggestion here, jas, Why don't you get
- 29:56Speaker 3: your wife a fin chase of five three five center
- 29:58Speaker 3: console with all the bells and whistles and a void
- 30:00Speaker 3: trailer with over seventy grand and get seasick? Does she?
- 30:03Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 30:03Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 30:04Speaker 3: Right, okay, text boat to three four eight three. By
- 30:06Speaker 3: the way, if you want to win that, h Why
- 30:09Speaker 3: don't you? This is a good tactic from Mark. Why
- 30:11Speaker 3: don't you say that the gift is so big and
- 30:13Speaker 3: expensive that it counts as her Christmas prison as well?
- 30:16Speaker 3: But she has to wait till Christmas to open it.
- 30:19Speaker 2: I see something very similar.
- 30:21Speaker 4: What are they? And do we know what these gifts are?
- 30:23Speaker 4: Can we get it?
- 30:24Speaker 2: I'm not going to give it away because is every
- 30:27Speaker 2: possibility that she could be listening right now? Yeah?
- 30:30Speaker 3: Right, okay, you know what I mean. Well, this is
- 30:32Speaker 3: a great text on three for three really easy buy
- 30:35Speaker 3: here an indoor plant problem solved.
- 30:38Speaker 2: I'm liking that.
- 30:39Speaker 3: So if you hear like a monsterer or a fiddle
- 30:41Speaker 3: leaf fig yes, or a rubber.
- 30:43Speaker 2: Plant mother in law's tongue or mother in law?
- 30:46Speaker 3: Sure is that a plant?
- 30:48Speaker 2: Yees? Yeah, that could be good. They'd probably sound one
- 30:52Speaker 2: of those that the cal text or something like that
- 30:54Speaker 2: when they were like a little sativa, a little sativa.
- 30:59Speaker 3: No, definitely get the mother in law's tongue from the celtechs.
- 31:03Speaker 3: That'll save your marriage.
- 31:04Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show was jas, Mike and Kyzy.
- 31:07Speaker 4: Tune in on radio.
- 31:10Speaker 2: You read hot chili Peppers there on the radio Hodarky
- 31:14Speaker 2: Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five thirty five.
- 31:18Speaker 3: Speaking of hot chili peppers. Feelers, we're heading down to
- 31:21Speaker 3: Beautiful Hockey. Tickets to the Wild Foods Festival again. It's
- 31:24Speaker 3: happening Saturday, the fourteenth of March. Don't forget if you
- 31:27Speaker 3: want to hit along two Wildfoods dot co dot m Z. Yeah,
- 31:30Speaker 3: still some tickets available, not too late. We'll see you there.
- 31:33Speaker 3: But Moggie, do you remember was there much like spicy
- 31:37Speaker 3: stuff there?
- 31:38Speaker 4: I don't think so. I don't remember eating anything spath there.
- 31:41Speaker 3: Like nice spicy, normal levels of spicy. But there wasn't
- 31:44Speaker 3: anything crazy out there.
- 31:45Speaker 4: No, no, no, there wasn't. I remember talking to one
- 31:49Speaker 4: gentleman there. What was he offering? There was all sorts
- 31:52Speaker 4: of things that we had needed. Actually, it might have
- 31:54Speaker 4: been the local police officer, Jase right, who we met. Now,
- 31:57Speaker 4: we met him the night before when we were doing
- 31:59Speaker 4: the live show and he brought down a yard class.
- 32:05Speaker 4: Now we didn't know that he was an officer of
- 32:07Speaker 4: the law. He was just some you know, back scumbag
- 32:11Speaker 4: that came down and brought a yardie for pugs and
- 32:14Speaker 4: to sway. And now the next day we saw him
- 32:16Speaker 4: and he was wearing a police uniform.
- 32:18Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that sounds that sounds about right.
- 32:21Speaker 4: And yeah, and it was that small town thing of
- 32:25Speaker 4: she'll be right, you know, it's not super heavy with
- 32:28Speaker 4: the red tape down those ways. But I do remember
- 32:31Speaker 4: him saying something along the lines of eating eyeballs, and
- 32:34Speaker 4: oh that's what it was, bulges. Nobody had had a
- 32:39Speaker 4: shot of bulges, yeah, which she was offering up, so
- 32:43Speaker 4: that could be on the menu this this time around, Hardy.
- 32:46Speaker 2: J you be all over that when you're keeasy already?
- 32:50Speaker 3: Les Man, What do you mean I'd be all over that?
- 32:52Speaker 3: Why just me? Do you single me out?
- 32:55Speaker 4: Well? The thing is, here's the problem, right, So we're
- 32:58Speaker 4: going to go down there. We're going to do some
- 33:00Speaker 4: kind of a live show at.
- 33:01Speaker 3: Some point Thursday, christ Church. How good that's happening at
- 33:06Speaker 3: the Richmond Club Critic Bar.
- 33:07Speaker 4: Now, whenever we're away, we do a locals favorite. We
- 33:10Speaker 4: do a throbber and we do the Thriver and then
- 33:13Speaker 4: the person that loses is some kind of you know, retribute.
- 33:18Speaker 3: No, we're not doing it because people think it's funny
- 33:21Speaker 3: at a live show for me to lose the throbber.
- 33:25Speaker 2: The rules are the same for everyone, man, totally man,
- 33:28Speaker 2: and they love it when I lose to don't you
- 33:32Speaker 2: get get me wrong there.
- 33:35Speaker 3: I'm so glad we waited for you to.
- 33:39Speaker 2: Fart. Yeah, absolutely, we must do that. But so what
- 33:44Speaker 2: are you thinking there, Mogi In terms of the jeopardy.
- 33:46Speaker 4: Ah, well, I think Keysy is got I mean loses
- 33:50Speaker 4: ball seamen. Now apparently it's a delicacy. It's a real treat.
- 33:54Speaker 3: That's what they say about stuff that is disgusting. It's
- 33:57Speaker 3: like when they describe someone as harmless, he's harmless, It's like, no,
- 34:01Speaker 3: that means he's bad. It's a delicacy means it is
- 34:05Speaker 3: bad as well. It's disgusting. So now I'm not drinking.
- 34:08Speaker 3: Bull Semen for picking an awesome song and then the
- 34:10Speaker 3: audience intentionally not voting for it.
- 34:12Speaker 2: Tell me how were the balls you had when you
- 34:16Speaker 2: were down there?
- 34:18Speaker 3: Why have you had have been grin on your face?
- 34:19Speaker 3: It was disgusting obviously, was it?
- 34:21Speaker 2: Yeah? What did it taste like?
- 34:26Speaker 3: Tasted?
- 34:26Speaker 2: Actually?
- 34:26Speaker 3: I reckon you'd like it, Yeah, you'd love it meat
- 34:31Speaker 3: and you know the taste, you know the taste you know? Well,
- 34:34Speaker 3: Richmond Club, Critic Bar Thursday the twelfth and christ Church
- 34:38Speaker 3: that's where we'll be if you want to get a
- 34:39Speaker 3: live show, and then on the Friday we ride the
- 34:41Speaker 3: Transalpine Train across two Hockey Seca. Then on the Sat
- 34:44Speaker 3: day there we will be at the Wild Foods Festival.
- 34:46Speaker 2: Sculling bull Semen no.
- 34:50Speaker 3: Wild Foods Dot Coat on the air.
- 34:53Speaker 1: Frank's food Man, The Hurdiarchy Big Show Week Taste from
- 34:58Speaker 1: four on Radio Hodiky Queen.
- 35:00Speaker 2: Of the Stone Age. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big
- 35:02Speaker 2: Show this Tuesday evening. The time is five point fifty
- 35:05Speaker 2: four now yeah, plenty coming up after six o'clock, including
- 35:10Speaker 2: what's on the Dinner with Me Kezy? So take two
- 35:13Speaker 2: on three four eight three, what you're having for dinner tonight?
- 35:16Speaker 2: What your name is? And we'll get stuck into those
- 35:19Speaker 2: after set.
- 35:20Speaker 4: Just in case people are confused. It's also known as
- 35:23Speaker 4: what's on the tea with meat dinner or what's on
- 35:25Speaker 4: the dinner with meat tea?
- 35:26Speaker 3: Yeah, it's thanks for clearing it up. It was so
- 35:29Speaker 3: confusing otherwise. Mogi, Yeah, but you're three four eight three?
- 35:32Speaker 3: What's for dinner? Where are you? And what's your name?
- 35:35Speaker 2: You're having portmants again? A Keasy?
- 35:37Speaker 3: I wish you were joking, but yes, heavy left have aportmans.
- 35:43Speaker 1: The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 35:46Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio.
- 35:48Speaker 4: Hold Ike Here.
- 35:49Speaker 2: Welcome back, your messive backbones. You are listening to the
- 35:52Speaker 2: Big Show and it's brought to you by Toledo's.
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- 36:02Speaker 4: I think it's a g it's going off. We've got
- 36:05Speaker 4: so many texts here on three.
- 36:07Speaker 3: Four eight three, Yeah, I can't see them. Good a fellows,
- 36:10Speaker 3: Charlie here, I'm eating snot for dinner? Can you sorry?
- 36:13Speaker 3: Can you not read out what's for dinner text? Before
- 36:15Speaker 3: the segment started?
- 36:17Speaker 4: Got that many their keys. We're not going to get
- 36:18Speaker 4: through all of them.
- 36:19Speaker 2: Just on that, by the way, keep the text coming
- 36:21Speaker 2: for what's on the dinner with me keysy three four
- 36:24Speaker 2: eight three letters.
- 36:24Speaker 4: Know.
- 36:25Speaker 3: We've also been given because we've got a brand new sponsor, Toledo's,
- 36:28Speaker 3: which is a delicious electro like drink natural, and they
- 36:32Speaker 3: have given us. We're still in the works of figuring
- 36:34Speaker 3: out prizes and things. Yes, we've been given the good
- 36:37Speaker 3: word that we have five hundred pasos. Do you give
- 36:40Speaker 3: fives aka five hundred aka fifty New Zealand Sorry, Maggie's
- 36:46Speaker 3: waving around a T shirts so to T shirts. Yeah, yes,
- 36:50Speaker 3: but they've got fifty dollars Toledo's price packs, which involves
- 36:53Speaker 3: five hundred pesos aka fifty New Zealand dollars.
- 36:56Speaker 2: How good?
- 36:57Speaker 3: So we might give away the very first one tonight
- 36:59Speaker 3: with what's on the dinner with me? Keysy, So every
- 37:01Speaker 3: text on three four eight three in the drawer?
- 37:03Speaker 2: Would we do that with like five dollar bills or.
- 37:08Speaker 4: Literallys?
- 37:10Speaker 3: I don't know Mexican currency, nice, I don't know.
- 37:14Speaker 4: Toledo at Toledo, what are you having?
- 37:18Speaker 2: What are you having for dinner? Mogi?
- 37:20Speaker 4: It's always a mystery, man. I've got no idea, but
- 37:23Speaker 4: I know that the wife there, she's working pretty hard
- 37:26Speaker 4: at home, so I'll probably go home and make the
- 37:28Speaker 4: dinner for the family. You know that's kind of go
- 37:30Speaker 4: I am.
- 37:31Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I was going to go to dinner with
- 37:33Speaker 2: my wife, but she canceled on me because she's not
- 37:35Speaker 2: very happy, and so she's going to her play rehearsals dead.
- 37:40Speaker 2: So it'll be the old dumplings for wyches.
- 37:44Speaker 3: Do you haveing dumplings?
- 37:45Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 37:46Speaker 3: How are you going to have?
- 37:47Speaker 2: Five?
- 37:49Speaker 3: Pathetic? Tomorrow's dumpling day for me there, But don't forget
- 37:52Speaker 3: three four eight three? Text through what you are having
- 37:54Speaker 3: for dinner and you could win our first ever five
- 37:57Speaker 3: hundred Paso Toledo Prize pack aka.
- 38:00Speaker 2: Fifty Great Stuff Kezy. In the meantime, he's the black Keys.
- 38:04Speaker 1: The whole archy Big Show weekdays from four.
- 38:08Speaker 2: On Radio Nirvana. There on the radio hole Archy Big Show.
- 38:12Speaker 2: There's Tuesday evening, the time being eleven minutes past six o'clock, which,
- 38:17Speaker 2: by my reckoning, means it's time for you.
- 38:21Speaker 3: Hey, guys, text here from Steve.
- 38:24Speaker 2: Watch on the tee with me dinner.
- 38:30Speaker 3: We've got to get rid of that. I hate it
- 38:32Speaker 3: so much.
- 38:33Speaker 4: It's my favorite thing about doing the Big Show.
- 38:35Speaker 3: You said that about everything.
- 38:37Speaker 2: I actually thought. I actually thought that was you putting
- 38:41Speaker 2: that in their keys.
- 38:42Speaker 3: No, pugs won't change it back.
- 38:44Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's too late now. People got news to
- 38:46Speaker 4: it all. Just confused thing.
- 38:47Speaker 3: But the issue is now that we've got different sponsors,
- 38:49Speaker 3: we've still figure out what the prizes are. I don't
- 38:51Speaker 3: even know what the segment's called. It's just a shambo.
- 38:54Speaker 4: I know what it's called.
- 38:55Speaker 3: What is it?
- 38:56Speaker 4: That's what's on the tea with me dinner.
- 38:58Speaker 3: But then before you were like having me cheesy. It's
- 39:02Speaker 3: not what's on the tea with me dinner with me?
- 39:05Speaker 4: That's good.
- 39:06Speaker 3: No it's not.
- 39:07Speaker 4: It's really good.
- 39:07Speaker 2: But what are people eating tonight?
- 39:11Speaker 3: Things are sounding tasty around New Zealand. Fellers on three
- 39:14Speaker 3: four eight three Jackson Pollock.
- 39:17Speaker 4: Oh, nice forward, Michael Taxon, Michael hang On.
- 39:24Speaker 3: I'm having some raw fish and coconut cream and some
- 39:28Speaker 3: chopped suey, all made by my b e, a utiful wife.
- 39:32Speaker 4: Nice.
- 39:32Speaker 3: It sounds yummy.
- 39:34Speaker 2: I like a bit of raw fish, action of coconut cream,
- 39:37Speaker 2: bit of lime juice, but a crack pepper, bit of
- 39:39Speaker 2: lemon zest, bit a cucumber, bit of fresh chili, some
- 39:43Speaker 2: coriander dosh, some salp.
- 39:48Speaker 4: What's the other bit?
- 39:49Speaker 3: Chop suey?
- 39:51Speaker 4: What is a chop sue Is that like a drug?
- 39:56Speaker 2: It's a noodlely. It's a noodley thing.
- 39:59Speaker 4: Isn't There's like a It was very common back in
- 40:02Speaker 4: the day chop silly in the eighties. Yes, it was
- 40:05Speaker 4: one of the first.
- 40:06Speaker 3: Oh leftovers into chop sui.
- 40:09Speaker 2: No, it's a.
- 40:10Speaker 4: Specific Chinese dish. I think it was one of the
- 40:12Speaker 4: first ones to break through in New Zealand. You ever
- 40:15Speaker 4: look into that, We'll eat you know tomorrow out there
- 40:18Speaker 4: in New zeal I'll give you an update.
- 40:19Speaker 3: I need twenty four hours.
- 40:20Speaker 4: What's on the dinner with me? Tea with me?
- 40:24Speaker 2: An be certain that it's a noodle type arrangement.
- 40:28Speaker 3: Once again, we're going to need twenty four hours. There's
- 40:30Speaker 3: no way to know. We'll have to write people. Hang on,
- 40:34Speaker 3: you don't have a Can you.
- 40:36Speaker 2: Remind me at eight forty five tonight to investigate what
- 40:40Speaker 2: is chop suey?
- 40:41Speaker 4: Rather than what is chop suey?
- 40:44Speaker 3: You're getting a reminder to look into it? Yeah, okay,
- 40:48Speaker 3: that sounds delicious. Jackson, get a there, Fellers, Dion herensh
- 40:56Speaker 3: you know it.
- 40:57Speaker 2: Selene, Selene on just Walden.
- 41:01Speaker 3: The dawn was greeted by the beautiful smell of a
- 41:03Speaker 3: chicken and shiritzo pasta bake cooking away in the oven.
- 41:06Speaker 4: Score. That is a school Yeah, comfort food. Yeah, that's
- 41:09Speaker 4: real good, especially now that we're in the depths of winter.
- 41:12Speaker 2: And I've discovered this great through it so and it's
- 41:16Speaker 2: really oily and spicy. So when you cook it, all
- 41:19Speaker 2: the oil seeps out and creates the sort of red seed.
- 41:23Speaker 4: Type of cheeseler.
- 41:24Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got cheese, is it?
- 41:26Speaker 3: Is it a cheese sizzler?
- 41:28Speaker 2: Did you guys used to like those? They were all
- 41:30Speaker 2: the rage the cheese.
- 41:32Speaker 3: When I was when I was broke, it was there
- 41:34Speaker 3: A treat man, good a feelers. John O here Gibbs.
- 41:39Speaker 3: Actually that's what the text is. My wife kicked me
- 41:42Speaker 3: out after the chiefs got demolished in the weekend bachelor's
- 41:45Speaker 3: handbag and Coleslaw buns for me, guys.
- 41:48Speaker 4: That's nothing wrong with that.
- 41:50Speaker 3: I love it.
- 41:50Speaker 4: Yeah, so good with the rolls. Did he say the rolls?
- 41:53Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 41:54Speaker 2: Yeah, no. Look, I wouldn't even bother with the Coleslaw. No,
- 41:56Speaker 2: just bang the chicken in there and a nice white
- 41:58Speaker 2: fresh roll, bitter squirt to mayo. Maybe there's a.
- 42:02Speaker 4: Lot of butter, some butter. Yeah, a little bit of
- 42:06Speaker 4: chop suey, A bit of chop suey, a little bit
- 42:09Speaker 4: of raw.
- 42:09Speaker 3: Fish in the bun. That's not how you have it,
- 42:13Speaker 3: is it? Because I usually just have it with salt
- 42:16Speaker 3: and pepper and butter.
- 42:20Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
- 42:23Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy is.
- 42:25Speaker 2: Indeed blue There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 42:29Speaker 2: Tuesday evening. The time is twenty one minutes past four
- 42:33Speaker 2: six o'clock.
- 42:34Speaker 3: Feelers. Radio Hurdarchy is once again proud to partner the
- 42:37Speaker 3: New Zealand International Comedy Festival and to celebrate, we've got
- 42:41Speaker 3: a trip to see the Best Foods Comedy Gala. It's
- 42:43Speaker 3: a giveaway for you and a mate plus flights and
- 42:46Speaker 3: a night at sky City, all inclusive. That is happening Friday,
- 42:51Speaker 3: the first of May. If you are keen to enter
- 42:53Speaker 3: that competition and win, head to Hodaky dot co dot
- 42:56Speaker 3: m z oh good so good, speaking of good time
- 43:01Speaker 3: to chant footy with me, Keithy.
- 43:04Speaker 2: What are the Warriors up.
- 43:06Speaker 3: To get back?
- 43:10Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, don't mind if I pop out for this,
- 43:12Speaker 2: do you no?
- 43:13Speaker 4: Good man?
- 43:14Speaker 3: Yeah, you can do it if you want, man, I
- 43:15Speaker 3: don't care because the War's back. They're playing this Friday,
- 43:17Speaker 3: Mount Smart Stadium aka Compassionate Grounds. We're taking on the Roosters,
- 43:22Speaker 3: who are a hell of a team. They've had a
- 43:25Speaker 3: massive off season signing daily Cherry Evans is going to
- 43:28Speaker 3: be partnering Sam Walker in the half. So they are
- 43:30Speaker 3: very much a team and they always are a team
- 43:32Speaker 3: that could be in the top four, potentially even win
- 43:34Speaker 3: the thing.
- 43:35Speaker 4: That's right, they are, but they tend to be tenth
- 43:38Speaker 4: or twelfth, you know what I mean? They just haven't been.
- 43:41Speaker 4: They've had a great South. Yeah, they just don't seem
- 43:45Speaker 4: to fire. I'm hoping because we're getting them early that
- 43:47Speaker 4: we're going to win. Yeah, that's my hope.
- 43:49Speaker 3: So the first official Warriors teamless for the entire year
- 43:53Speaker 3: came out twenty two minutes ago. Its Teamless Tuesday Jase,
- 43:57Speaker 3: six pm on a Tuesday, all the teamless come out.
- 43:59Speaker 3: It's very The Warriors team is looking pretty damn good chance.
- 44:04Speaker 3: Nickel Krook star at fullback. You got Dellen on one wing,
- 44:07Speaker 3: Roger tiv As a check on the other. Yes, in
- 44:10Speaker 3: the centers, Adam Pompey and making his return since like
- 44:13Speaker 3: round twelve or something last season, Ali Latouer, who is
- 44:17Speaker 3: a barnstorming young center. He's a tri scoring machine, but
- 44:21Speaker 3: injuries last year stopped him.
- 44:24Speaker 4: A few defensive frailties. But we only get better in
- 44:26Speaker 4: the top team, and I'm hoping he manages to stay fit.
- 44:29Speaker 3: Absolutely. People thought that Liqua Hala Sima might be starting
- 44:32Speaker 3: at center, but no, he's off the interchange. You've got
- 44:34Speaker 3: Shanew Harris Tavita and Tanner Boyd and the Harves. This
- 44:36Speaker 3: is where we're going to struggle. Maggie generating points because
- 44:39Speaker 3: obviously Luki Luki Miki Afu or Luke Metcalf he's our
- 44:43Speaker 3: preferred half back starting option. Also the experience of to
- 44:46Speaker 3: Mighty Martin, so seeing if Tanner and Shanell Harris Tavita
- 44:50Speaker 3: can actually generate some points. It's gonna be yes. The
- 44:53Speaker 3: Ford pack though it rules James Fisher, Harris at prop
- 44:56Speaker 3: him and Jackson Ford. You got Wade Egg in there
- 44:58Speaker 3: at hooker, Kurt Cape in the back row. The experience
- 45:02Speaker 3: capable paired with Jacob Laban, Yes, young Feller. You know
- 45:06Speaker 3: his family is bloody Sporting Royalty, the Laban's and Jacob
- 45:10Speaker 3: is starting in the number twelve Jersey and of course
- 45:12Speaker 3: Aaron Clark Jersey thirteen. Our FOURD pack looks awesome. Our
- 45:15Speaker 3: back line looks pretty damn awesome as well. It's just
- 45:17Speaker 3: going to be the halves and whether they can get
- 45:19Speaker 3: some stuff happening.
- 45:20Speaker 4: That's right, Leo to some question marks over him as well,
- 45:24Speaker 4: but also question marks over what the starting lineup will
- 45:26Speaker 4: actually be because as we know, we be very really
- 45:29Speaker 4: puts out a team that takes the field. There's plenty
- 45:32Speaker 4: of stuff that could happen. When you look at the
- 45:34Speaker 4: bench which is extended now, hasn't it It's increased.
- 45:37Speaker 3: To six person bench, is it?
- 45:39Speaker 4: Sex? Yeah?
- 45:39Speaker 3: But they can still use the same amount of interchanges.
- 45:42Speaker 3: It's just so they have the option of, let's say,
- 45:44Speaker 3: a utility player if a back goes down or something.
- 45:46Speaker 4: Yeah, so tantile Picky is in there. I'd love to
- 45:50Speaker 4: see him coming at five eight, to be honest with you,
- 45:52Speaker 4: really eight, I would, And likas Zer as well, who
- 45:57Speaker 4: might come in at center, might be in back row,
- 45:59Speaker 4: but yeah, I like the idea of him coming and
- 46:01Speaker 4: later when everyone else is a little bit tired. You sure.
- 46:04Speaker 4: And Carpreer as well. Our speedster is in the twenty
- 46:08Speaker 4: one jersey too, So yeah he goes.
- 46:10Speaker 3: From a concussion, Oh is he?
- 46:12Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 46:12Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, so he not going to get stepped out?
- 46:14Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, you got stepped out?
- 46:16Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah.
- 46:17Speaker 3: Outside of packings, Chase, what are your thoughts on.
- 46:21Speaker 4: Morgan gannon?
- 46:23Speaker 2: Sorry? What are you guys still? Are you still talking league?
- 46:27Speaker 4: Jase?
- 46:27Speaker 3: You've got to pick. Are you all in on the
- 46:29Speaker 3: Warriors pretend to be or are.
- 46:31Speaker 4: You pretending to seriesies?
- 46:33Speaker 3: From week to week the.
- 46:35Speaker 2: Warriors pumped through the veins of Hoidy j Okay.
- 46:41Speaker 4: Who's going to win? What's your prediction for Warriors? Yeah?
- 46:44Speaker 2: Absolutely there.
- 46:44Speaker 3: Who's going to lose?
- 46:46Speaker 2: The other team, the Roosters. I knew it.
- 46:50Speaker 3: I knew you.
- 46:51Speaker 1: It's but man, the Hiarchy Big show weekdays from four
- 46:56Speaker 1: on Radio Hiarchy.
- 47:03Speaker 2: Well, there you go, your mad bastards. That's a big show,
- 47:06Speaker 2: done and dusted for your Tuesday evening. What's the podcast
- 47:11Speaker 2: outro clip today, Keezy?
- 47:13Speaker 3: All it says is special, So I don't know anything
- 47:16Speaker 3: else about it.
- 47:17Speaker 2: Okay, let's play it and find out.
- 47:21Speaker 3: Because I was going to be a comedian there for
- 47:22Speaker 3: a bit. Feelers, I need you that you could add
- 47:24Speaker 3: writers and everything.
- 47:25Speaker 2: Yeah, we could write your gags.
- 47:27Speaker 3: You could write me.
- 47:30Speaker 4: That's actually a good name for your first stand up special, Oh, Kezy, gagging.
- 47:37Speaker 2: Fellas, I like it, great stuff, magi off home, bit
- 47:42Speaker 2: of worker, a bit of food than nine nice.
- 47:46Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd like to do a little bit of work
- 47:47Speaker 4: in front of the telly. But I get more done
- 47:49Speaker 4: not in front of the telly. If I'm honest with you,
- 47:52Speaker 4: been hammering away on the old come down with me.
- 47:54Speaker 4: Just learn a few ins and outs through I come
- 47:56Speaker 4: down with me. Special that we've got coming up. Fellas,
- 47:59Speaker 4: we have to work out when we're doing when we're
- 48:01Speaker 4: doing that.
- 48:01Speaker 3: Just on there is a six out of ten on,
- 48:03Speaker 3: come down with it? Is it a pretty standard rating?
- 48:06Speaker 4: No? No, I it has to be pretty bad, Maggie.
- 48:10Speaker 2: I watched that last night. It just happened to be
- 48:12Speaker 2: on and it was an absolute shambles. One of them,
- 48:17Speaker 2: the guy that was hosting it, kicked the woman out right.
- 48:20Speaker 2: He just went, no, I'm not having it. I'm done
- 48:23Speaker 2: with you, I'm done with you. You need to get
- 48:26Speaker 2: out really, and he had it in his caravan, was
- 48:28Speaker 2: as worry as having the meal, and he literally kicked
- 48:31Speaker 2: her out and then it all fell apart.
- 48:34Speaker 4: She still gave him a seven.
- 48:37Speaker 2: She actually ended up winning all the cash. What is
- 48:39Speaker 2: it a thousand pounds?
- 48:40Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 48:40Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 48:41Speaker 3: Was it four people in it?
- 48:42Speaker 4: Or five?
- 48:43Speaker 5: Four?
- 48:43Speaker 4: It's always four? Yes, I've got a false memory, Keezy.
- 48:48Speaker 2: Some left fry, Yeah.
- 48:53Speaker 3: And then maybe go for a walk with my wife
- 48:54Speaker 3: if it's not freezing.
- 48:56Speaker 4: That's the thing. Fellas those are gone, Yeah, and evening
- 49:00Speaker 4: rolls I think so well.
- 49:01Speaker 2: I just had to go into the studio b and
- 49:03Speaker 2: Nika Haraki swan dry Yeah, because I froze to death
- 49:07Speaker 2: walking night found underneath the bridge totally.
- 49:11Speaker 3: There are no bridges between here and your house.
- 49:13Speaker 2: There's plenty keasy. You just need to know where to look, man.
- 49:17Speaker 3: Right, just quickly, Jess, what are you doing tonight?
- 49:20Speaker 2: Well, of course that's my wife's birthday, so therefore, um yeah,
- 49:25Speaker 2: probably just take it easy, go to be early, get
- 49:27Speaker 2: a good night's cap. Nice see you tomorrow by the way.
- 49:30Speaker 3: Bye,