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It's Friday! #22 | Bob Ross, Luke Bryan, Farting on Planes · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome inside the Treehouse. Time to leave your worries outside. Join me Daniel
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Maley, Trey Trendholm, and Raj Sharma on once again a very special Friday
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episode of the Treehouse. You know, I've loved singing Friday for many many
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years now from our days on the radio, and I have renewed joy in
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doing it now because Raj, it makes you smile and laugh every single week.
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And and I just want you to know I thank you. I not
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only as we mentioned in as we will mention on the Patreon the Treehouse Plus
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episode, I am not only fueled on coffee and spite, but also positive
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reinforcement. That's a very interesting it's a very interesting smoothie you make there,
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buddy, coffee Spie add some positive positive energy. I really it's it's coffee
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SPI tell me I'm pretty, and it's gonna taste weird, but it'll it'll
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get me through the day. But it's the way, it's the it's the
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it's the emotion, like the way it's from the it's from your heart when
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you when you sing the Friday, and it just makes it just makes me
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happy every time you do it. Speaking of things that make you happy?
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Is is Bob Ross one of those entities, one of those people, one
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of those things, one of those shows that that makes you happy? Because
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when I think of Bob Ross, it it warms my heart a bit.
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What about you, Raj? I? It always did, And then I
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found out, like you know, with the movie, like he was this
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badass, army dude, and I'm like, now I can't unsee that.
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So when I was like, hey, let's just put a happy tree right
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here, I'm like, I'm also like, how many people did he kill?
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Like like, you know what, Raj, It's it's funny you mentioned
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that because I saw something the other day that I also cannot unsee, And
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because I cannot unsee it, I'm going to show it to YouTube. And
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that is a good old fashioned you know, call it a meme, call
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it whatever the hell you want to call it. But that is a photo
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of Bob Ross with a with one of the medium brushes in front of one
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of his paintings, smiling, of course, as he does with the caption
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above it. What if Bob Ross was a serial killer and his paintings are
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of locations where he hid the bodies? Oh yeah, you know what that
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would be, and I saw this the other it was a it was a
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week ago. Thank you Charlie Wheeler, Thank you for posting that. It's
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one of our one of our follows, Yeah, one of our listeners.
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And I have not been able to get it out of my head ever since
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because the other reason I've always enjoyed Bob Ross is because my grandmother, may
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she rest in peace, was a huge Bob Ross fan, so much so
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she had turned that into one of her many get rich schemes that she had
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attempted throughout her life. I swear to god, my grandmother was kind of
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her own eighties sitcom character at times. Really, she and my aunt and
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occasionally my mom would try to do things and start up little businesses that they
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think would catapult them to riches, and of course none of them worked.
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And the ultimate irony on all of that is all three of those women,
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my mother, my aunt, and my grandmother all advanced degrees. Me didn't
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even finish college. And I think I was the most successful one. And
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that's not exactly bragging anyway. What was the get rich quick scheme that she
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had for Bobby? So she was she took the Bob Ross classes that were
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available back in the day. She bought all the Bob Ross paints from Michael's
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on Greenville Avenue in Dallas, and all the materials, all the stuff.
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She watched Bob Ross every day. She got some of the videos in case
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that she wanted to go back and watch other ones, and she would paint
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along with Bob Ross on the kitchen table as she watched from the TV from
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the living room. Okay, and there was there was a time I even
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did a couple of them with her. So when I see Bob Ross,
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I also think of my grandmother. So was your grandmother trying to like reproduce
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Bob Ross and sell them as Bob rob Ross originals? No, no,
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no, no, no no. She was selling them Bernice, like she's
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signing them Bernice. And uh, now that I think about it, I
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think it would have been a better angle for her to sign it Bob Ross
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and tried to sell them as Bob Ross originals. Instead, they looked more
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like Bob Ross abstract to somewhere impressionist, because he makes it look really really
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easy in it. It's in fact not. But yeah, so I think
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she was thinking that she'd paint these Bob Ross paintings, and then that she
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would then be able to go sell them and she'd you know, be Van
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go or something. There was another thing where she and my aunt and my
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mom all teamed up to do uh sweaters. And what they did was they
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took sweatshirts. They would they would cut them up the middle, yeah,
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and then and then go to and get fabric and line the fabric around the
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neck and down the front, and then decorate it with some you know,
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glitter and things like that. So it would be now it's like a sweatshirt,
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sweatshirt jacket that they have repurposed, and they would take to Canton and
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sell. Did they did? They? Did? They? Sray? I
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love the look on your face. That was. That was the look I
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had on my face when I was twelve years old and they started up this
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cock. It made me business in the room next to the garage. Yeah.
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And now every time you start talking about that out here is like bump,
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except it was. It was like a mashup of Sandford and Son and
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Golden Girls. All I keep thinking about is, you know, a little
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you know, young jan watching you know, Bob Ross, and then all
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of a sudden, you know, deciding he's a gonna go through his abstract
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phase, and you know, he's painting his tree and then you know,
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the trees got like dildos for branches, and I just picture Dan's like,
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you know I need my are we painting today? Yeah? I have to
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have my sweatshirt sweater. Let's just take all the businesses and put them together.
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Yeah, damn, just a little kid painting in a sweatshirt sweater.
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So my question is this, did they sell any of these sweatshirt sweaters?
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Yeah? Yeah, so there are people out there with these. The percher
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just don't know if they still have them. But yeah, circa let's see,
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that would have been early nineties. That would have been the early nineties.
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So can I just asked, like, whose genius idea? I was
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like, you know what we need to do. We need to take the
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sweatshirt and convert this to a sweater, both providing warmth, one providing a
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decorative touch. YEA, whose idea was it was? This? I don't
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know if that was because I'd like to think it was like the head was
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like grandma, and and the slave labor was your aunt, your mom,
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and then like the guinea pig like you put this on Danny and send him
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to school. The kids will love it. Yeah, me walking around with
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a point? Is that a sweater shirt? Yes? Because that was one
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of their favorite fabri like they were. They were really big into the Christmas
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versions of those things. Yeah. So now I just see you in a
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sweatshirt, sweater and a big red pencil, and they're like, poor Danny
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thinks it's Christmas all the time. Leave him alone. He's a special kid.
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At this point, I would like to remind you what I said earlier,
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that I am the most successful one of the family. So anyway,
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once I saw the Bob Ross thing, what if he was a serial killer
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and all this paintings were where he hit his bodies, I'll forever see that
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whenever I see Bob Ross. So I never saw the documentary. I saw
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somewhere in a separate meme that Bob Ross was a military man or something like
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that. But what else was in that documentary tray? You're a documentary guy,
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have you seen this one? I have not where it wasn't on Netflix.
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It's not a document it's a movie that they made about his life,
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and the backstory was he was a everybody sees him as this painting, you
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know, hippie looking afro with the white dude with the with the with the
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happy trees and all this. I think that's the name of the movie.
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I think it was called Happy Trees. But it starts it's his origin story,
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so it starts from like him in the military, and he was this
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military guy. I think he was. I want to say it was a
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drill sergeant, but I don't know. I know it sounds weird because I
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get him confused, but I know Don Knotts was a and people don't believe
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this, but Don Knats was a Marine Corps drill sergeant. You can imagine
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that, but he legitimately was mister shakiest Marine. And but I think bomb
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Ross was something of that. Ilk when when it comes to like the military,
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like he was a hard h it was a hard ass, and when
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he got out was like I want like he escaped that whole life and he's
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like, this is what I've always wanted to do, which is hilarious to
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me because like I just imagine like him in the military was like what do
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you want to do? And laugh Bob, and he's like, I would
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like to paint sir, how was that not? Like, how was that
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not oscar bait movie stuff? That right there? My god, I mean
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that's I can see Andrew Garfield playing the character right now. Oh yeah,
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that that would be a good one. Yeah. I can't remember who it
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was, but I mean it was very short because it was during the strike,
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I believe, so they couldn't really promote movies. But yeah, he
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was this hardcore milit So now all of that makes sense. It's like he
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left the military, he wanted to paint, but he still had the desire
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to kill. So so what if he was what if he took his military
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training and then killed and then was like, well, I'm gonna paint,
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but I'm gonna tell you because monsters tell you their monsters, like they just
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tell you, Yes, it's for us to desire for Like Bill Cosby.
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If you go back and look at the Cosby Show, he was a gynecologist
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in his basement. He's telling you that he's that guy. Interesting, Yeah,
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that's what he did. He was an obgy n and his office was
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in the basement of their house. And so monsters tell you their monsters,
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and so what if he was the whole time like he's happy trees. But
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you know what's under the happy trees a very sad person. Well, the
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tree is happy because it's grown from the decomposition of his victims. Yeah,
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and it makes it also makes the reason why that what's entray what makes the
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grass grow? Boys and girls. It is interesting though, It's like it's
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he didn't use a whole lot of red in his paintings. I wonder that's
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because he got his fill earlier. But maybe that's also part of the reason
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why he liked to do landscape paintings, is because maybe that was part of
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his preserve where he hunted his victims. He's got a hole. It's like
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the John Wayne Gacy of the forest. He has got him out there under
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what makes the trees grow? Mommy, Yeah, it's like they always say
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when you go to Yellowstone, you gotta watch out, you know, for
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the bears and the buffalo, And it's like, no, you gotta watch
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out for Bob Ross. He's out here somewhere. He turns into his own
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like urban legend, like, don't go in that forest. There's a Bob
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Ross in there. Or is it possible that he's not a uh, you
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know, a murderous, you know, trained assassin, hunter of people,
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and maybe don't ruin the fantasy like I'm going to Michael and Michael's when we're
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done here. All I'm saying is is it possible that maybe his painting just
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helped with his PTSD or or or are we gonna stick with the fact that
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he's hunting people then painting is no The murdering helped with the PTSD. It
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took him, It took him back to his favorite place, the killing fields.
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That's what the actually makes sense because in the in the barracks, everyone
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else comes back from you know, uh, from from an operation or a
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mission or something, and or patrol. They all go to bed and Bob
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pulls out his his his paints and his canvas and and his palette, and
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they say, Bob, what is it your doing? He's like planning,
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what you say, painting as he's putting on the face of his enemy.
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It was a little a little daisy behind his ear. He's just fluffing up
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his row getting ready. All right, now, I'm really ready for this
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Bob Ross biopic. You won't be able to see it now. Every time
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you watch Bob Ross and your sweater sweatshirt, sweater. D just see a
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murderer. I go back and look at this photo of Bob here, I
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can actually see it in his eyes. Yeah, those aren't those Those aren't
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necessarily happy little birds flying over the coastline. Those are Those are buzzards.
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He's always painting happy places. There are places and got away with it on
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the Bob Ross movie. He lives to paint again. Murdered by numbers.
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Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. Yeah I can't I can't see it.
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But now I feel like I've ruined Bob Ross for you, Dan, I
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apologize. Now you gonna see a serial killer every single time you see him.
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Now I'm gonna buy the collectors set. I think I still have a
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few of my grandmother's paintings. If you want, just open up a whole
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new new set of ideas for me. Plain sight found the tents might be
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a serial killer as well. That would be great to find out. What
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I hope proud supporters of the Treehouse kind of like how there were many proud
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supporters of the Bob Ross Painting Show on PBS. And I think we've established
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now that, at least in the first segment, I believe we've established that
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Bob Ross is in fact the Boogeyman. But it also brought something else into
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my mind. It made me think of another person that we've talked about throughout
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the years inside the Treehouse about another celebrity who is not known so much for
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his other dealings. He's known to us, you know as hunting vagrants and
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things, and also you know, making a hit country music, and that
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is of course Luke Bryan. Oh yes, And that all started because Luke
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Brian is seemingly a sweetheart of a dope. I mean, he's had serious
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tragedies in his family and he's had the death of siblings and he's taken their
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children into his home and he's raising those kids, and he's does all these
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great things for charity, and he seems to be a likable enough guy and
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he works hard and stuff, and he seems to have a heart of gold.
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Just a little dope. But because of that, I've thought there's got
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to be something bad about him. Maybe he hunts, you know, homeless
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people or something. And that's where it all kind of started. Well,
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Luke Brian also does a event every year called Crash My Pliout where they go
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to Pliadel Carmen and they do a country concert and people go and they have
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a good time. Well last year Dustin Lynch was there, and I guess
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the way that Luke Bryan introduced him last year. Wasn't received well by people
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because I guess he was trying to make fun of his friend Dustin Lynch,
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and some people thought he was serious. So this is what he said.
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He said at Crash My ply Out last year, he introduced Dustin Lynch by
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saying, no one has taken more drugs, more ivs and no one has
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passed more STD tests. So because of the blowback that happened, Luke had
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told Dustin that you can insult me at next year's festival any way you want.
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Ok. And this is where I give Dustin Lynch credit. He thought
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outside the box and did something very smart. And this is something that country
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singers will do. They don't always write their own stuff right. A lot
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of times they'll, you know, perform a song written by somebody else.
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That's kind of how that machine works. You write for a while, then
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you become a performer. So country people are used to outsourcing things, so
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that's basically what he did. Dustin Lynch went out and outsourced his opportunity to
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insult Luke at his own party. Okay, thanks, you can hear this,
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and it ended up making headlines back in the States, TMZ did not
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get it. I'm gonna start this or for us seer Luke Bryan introduced me
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on stage and it ended up making headlines back in the States. TMZ did
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not get it. Fox News didn't get it. And I've had one whole
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year to think about how to do this. I don't deserve this. Hey,
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it's me roast you in front of all of these people. I hope
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you don't mind me crashing a plia. It's an honor to introduce Luke Bryan
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or is I like to call him the other country singer on TV who wasn't
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hot enough to marry Gwen Stefani For those that don't know, that is,
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of course Roastmaster General from Comedy Central Jeffrey Ross, who actually had the pleasure
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of meeting many many, many many many years ago, had him on the
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Saturday Show when we were at CBS, and he that was so long ago,
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that was back when he had hair. So I think this is at
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absolutely brilliant on Dustin Lynch's part. Sometimes you just gotta you gotta hire it
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out, you know, bring somebody in the you know, can really get
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the job done. And and that's what he did. He brought in Jeff
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Ross to roast Luke Bryan at his own concert. So here it is news
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didn't get it, and I've had one whole year to think about how to
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do this. Hey, I don't deserve this, the best roaster of all
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time, to roast you in front of all of these people. I hope
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you don't mind me crashing Applia. It's an honor to introduce Luke Bryant,
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or is I like to call him the other country singer on TV who wasn't
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hot enough to marry Gwen Stefan. Luke has a new single out called Southern
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and Slow. Congrats Luke, you're finally writing something autobiographical. People what a
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Mexican music festival host him by Beavison? But it would look like here it
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is m run away. I'm rolling Stone's Top one hundred. That's a pretty
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good intro. That's great, and I love I love the love when he
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says at number one, oh wait on the country, the top one hundred
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artists of all time. And I need to look this up, like I
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need to look this up. Did did Luke Brian really have an album or
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a single called Southern and Slow? Because before I even heard this audio,
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I had a very similar thought to Jeff Ross, which is, so he's
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singing about himself, just like my thought was, like is the name of
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his book? I mean it's a pop up, but still it's it's not
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it's ages three enough, it's not. It's not a hard read. That
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is a song by Luke Bryant. All right, well that see right there.
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Luke Brian had the opportunity to fire back at Jeff Ross saying, you
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know, because Jeff Ross is saying, well, Southern and Slow's is autobiographical,
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Luke could eat. He said, well, you know what, Jeff,
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because I'm in the industry, I know what your next comedy album is
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titled. It's called About to Die. Leave a lot of mystery there,
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Luke. I am not a man of mystery. I mean I named the
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goddamn song Southern and Slow. You heard Raj. I'm sorry you heard Rag
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earlier say that monsters show you who we are. You know, because you
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know because because Rag said Cosby showed us on The Cosby Show who he was
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right by being a gynecologist in his own basement. Right yep, Yes,
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I would like to I would like to tell you that I was actually Cosby's
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best patient understudy. Why are you going to the look? Why are you
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going to the college? Just what? You know? What rat Sometimes you
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just gotta there's there's not another feeling quite like the cold steel of the stirrups?
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What were you if you don't mind? What were you getting checked out?
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Because let a man going to a guy of college just doesn't really make
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a lot of sense. Buddy, Well, you know what, we all
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got secrets, and I'm really tempted to tell you about my other one.
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You know that urban legend that ran around you know, Hollywood for years about
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Jamie Lee Curtis. Yes, yes, uh, yes, I do know
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that the people thought she was a hermaphrodite, as uh I believe. Yeah,
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So are you are you telling us uh that that's that's why you were
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visiting the gynecologist. I ain't telling you ship. I'm just saying people got
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secrets, and I'm just like everybody. But I also have I got to
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collegees was a TV doctor. You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online at
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Treehouse on air dot com. I think I've decided I need to get one
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of those like little face things of Luke Bryan's face with the mouth cut out
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of it, so you just kind of hold the anthem. That's such a
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great impression. Who knew you could do that? That's my time out to
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thirty eight thirty eight, just like Daniel and Carrie Cook did from Cook
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got a leak. They couldn't find it, and they knew who to call,
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and that was you. It was me and now Broadcast World the podcast
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The Treehouse are gonna know before Carrie knows, because I haven't even told her
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yet because she wasn't home. So we went into the house, we played
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with the dog. We found the leak, so I thought because I wasn't
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there, but based on what she was explaining to me, I thought she
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had a water slab lake. Come to find out, we put the house
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on tests. There's no water leak, but they were able to determine that
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her dishwasher was leaking at the motor itself. So one of the things that
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we do is we look at anything and everything in and around any areas where
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you might have any damage, so we can rule out possibilities of something.
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So long story short, every time the cooks run a dishwasher cycle, when
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it would go through the draining process, it was leaking out at the motor.
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And so now I'm not an appliant specialist by any means. I don't
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think that can be repaired. I would just replace it. But she's in
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a really good place, in my opinion, to file an entrance claim.
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So if she chooses to go that route, she'll have the paperwork from a
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licensed plumber to back it up. We all call each other for the help.
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to do the same thing. The type of treatment that the Cooks got from
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There are a couple of really good news stories I wanted to share with
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you guys today, and uh, in true Treehouse fashion, I cannot physically
31:47
share those with you without doing birthdays first. Tell you all right, So
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we're gonna kind of speed through the birthdays a little bit so we can get
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to these other things. Birthdays is it's worth it, Don't get me wrong.
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We just have an end game here. Today is day January twenty sixth,
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twenty twenty four. Birthdays today. Sasha Banks is thirty two. She
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is a coscar Reeves on the Mandalorian also says Lady wrestler and Snoop's cousin Rachel
32:28
Depillo from Chicago, med thirty three. Mantitao, former NFL player, also
32:34
thirty three today. I remember him as a linebacker from the Chargers, and
32:37
I didn't realize until today that he actually played for the Saints for a short
32:43
while, which I feel bad for that guy because I did not know he
32:49
played for the Saints. But I will always remember him as probably one of
32:52
the worst catfish victims of all time, because when I think of man Tyiteo,
32:57
that's unfortunately what I remember. I believe he was the one to coin
33:00
the phrase, right, wasn't that That's where they came up with the term
33:04
cat fishing. I don't know if he coined it, but I mean,
33:07
I guess if you want to label yourself then and I think the question always
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was was he in on it? I don't. Here's the Here's why I
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don't know. It's because it was the only the only way they found out
33:19
was a Twitter account. Is his girlfriend had died from cancer and it never
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met her, but they were deeply in love. It wasn't allowed to go
33:30
to the funeral because the family wanted their own privacy. And then she he
33:35
dedicated the last game of the season, Notre Dame, to her, and
33:40
prior to him suiting up for that game, his coach went, hey,
33:46
just so you know, she just tweeted, So that's how they found it.
33:51
She had forgot to remove him from the Twitter account, so she just
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sent out a tweet about something, you know, innocuous or baseless or whatever
34:00
it was, and it just that flagged the Notre Dame head coach, just
34:04
to let you know your dead girlfriend's alive, and then I really feel like
34:07
that's something you wait to tell the player after the game. Well, it
34:12
was also it was a dead Spin investigation will well because of the It was
34:19
originally because of a leaked not leaked, but tweet that went out from the
34:23
dead girl's account. Is how how it came up. The investigation which revealed
34:29
that it was a guy that went that he had gone to high school with
34:32
that was pretending to be a girl. So that's what the investigation uncovered was
34:39
that it's a dude who could do a high pitch because they talked on the
34:43
phone every night and so he was he went on some show either when Maury
34:47
or some show like that where he was, she was he whatever was behind
34:51
the screen. A very special episode of Maury. This is not your girlfriend.
34:58
We have the results. This is a dude. But he was like
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behind the screen and it was like they were talking to and she did the
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he did the voice, and the reveal happened. It was it was a
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guy that he had gone to high school that had a crush on him.
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Clearly, Roj. You know a lot about man Tito. How many career
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tackles does he have? Well, he couldn't tackle this one head on.
35:17
But uh, I don't know the only reason I know all of this is
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my buddy Mark ag covered it. I remember Mark Mark, Oh yeah,
35:29
I love he was covering. He was working for the h Star Telegram and
35:36
I think they covered that story and he was helping. Oh good for him
35:38
because usually he got stuck on like the schoolboard crap. Yeah, I mean,
35:43
but he was. He didn't even get this wasn't his. He was
35:45
just helping the person that was writing the story, gotcha. He was like,
35:49
So we'd hang out, like you know, after shows, But dude,
35:52
you won't believe what happened. Then he would tell me all the man
35:53
Tito stuff. That's where and then that's where the TV show came out.
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Got that poor guy? Yeah, other birthdays today. Colin o'donahue, who
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plays Captain Hook on ABC's Once Upon a Time. Forty three, Taylor James,
36:07
star of the twenty eighteen Sampson movie is forty four. Sarah Ruse forty
36:10
five from Mom also Impastor and the Librarian on a Series of Unfortunate Events.
36:17
A former basketball star including the Maps, Vince Carter forty seven, Andrew Ridgeley,
36:24
the surviving member of Wham is sixty one, Wayne Gretzky the Great One
36:30
is sixty three, Ellen DeGeneres sixty six, and let's see know what of
36:36
Scott glenn Is eighty five and just a bit outside Bob Yucker still kicking at
36:45
ninety. Wow. Yeah, that's wild, Okay, Nindy, all right?
36:52
Groundhog Day is coming up right? Sure? If PETA had its way
37:01
people for the ethical treatment of animals, what if they were successful in getting
37:07
punk Satani Phil replaced with a giant gold coin that someone would flip instead of
37:15
you know, asking a abused groundhog? Is it? Is it? Abused?
37:23
Is an abused groundhog? I'm gonna better than most people. Yeah,
37:31
and you're one hundred percent right. And I remember years and years and years
37:36
ago when Peter went after the Clydesdales, the Budweiser Clydesdale so was I think
37:39
the early eighties, and they went after them for their being horribly treated.
37:44
And then and heyser Bush was like, Uh, okay, we'll just release
37:47
a real quick video and show you where these guys live. And it turned
37:52
into it turned into a decades long U storyline, ads, Yeah about how
37:59
well they live. Some pretty sure punks a Tony Phil. You know,
38:02
he's I bet he's got a righteous pad. I bet he's doing just fine.
38:06
I bet they feed him well and they bathe. I read somewhere that
38:08
in the off season, because his off season is every day except February.
38:13
Second, he's he's kept in a cage in a library or something. It's
38:17
like, well, that's not so. I mean, okay, that's kind
38:21
of that's kind of that kind of sucks. I guess it would suck if
38:25
he can't read. He's a voracious readers, that's why this cage is in
38:34
a library. But I would assume like they would just kind of let him
38:37
out and like run free. I don't know why they would keep him in
38:42
a cage in a library. That would suck. I mean maybe a gold
38:45
coin. There might be a better thing, like let the poor kid out.
38:50
I don't know. It's a show. They have to they have to
38:52
do the show. They have to show the groundhog. They do the whole
38:54
thing, and you know it's and it's also good for that. It's also
38:58
good for that town's economy, and it was good for the economy before the
39:01
Bill Murray movie came out. Did they still air it when it happened?
39:06
I know they used to a long time ago. They would have like all
39:07
the media would go down and cut. I think so, yeah, okay,
39:12
because I haven't seen it a long time. But last time I saw
39:15
it, I believe Al Roker was there. I think it's one of those
39:20
that you probably haven't seen the last couple of years because of COVID. But
39:22
oh, okay, uh is it was it big Al Roker? Really like
39:28
grossly thin Al Roker? It was? It was? It was bigger Al
39:30
Roker. Okay, so this was like the nineties. No, I think,
39:35
I just I want to say it was. It's hard, it's hard
39:37
to It's hard to figure out what year is, what by what weight Al
39:40
Roker is. It's kind of like Oprah. It's hard to track because they
39:44
had so many ups and downs. You know. Yeah, I can always
39:45
tell what part of the you know, eighties it was by Luther Vandros.
39:49
I'm like, oh, early eighties, big fellow, all right. And
39:57
the other thing I want this is a very important question I need to ask
40:00
the two of you. Okay, So I want you to clear your minds
40:02
and I want you to give an honest answer here. I don't want you
40:08
to fear any judgment, but I want you to keep in mind there will
40:13
be judgment based on your answer. But I don't want you to be afraid,
40:15
but I want you to still give an honest answer. Okay, Okay.
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Do you fart on planes? Yes? Yeah, an aster in the
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bathroom or just like randomly in your seat in the plane, not in the
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bathroom. No, thank you, Raj. You are a good person.
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Trey, Well, I'm honest to God not surprised. So the reason I
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asked you this is because someone posted online recently about I think it was on
40:52
Reddit where they said there was a flight there was an American Airlines flight and
40:59
there was a guy who farted very loudly and kept doing so to annoy people,
41:06
and then arguments started and eventually the guy gets kicked off the plane.
41:13
So my question to you is this, Trey, When you fart on a
41:19
plane, are you doing it to inflict harm upon your fellow passengers or and
41:27
I'm offering you an out here, or are you throwing out a test poot
41:31
to see if it's gonna stink. Because if it doesn't stink, then you
41:36
can just let it rip the whole flight. But if it is an atrocious
41:39
stink bomb, then you only do it once. If it's if it'sn't going
41:45
to be an atrocious stink bomb, I go to the bathroom and you leave
41:52
it as a surprise for the next person. Well it's but if I just
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now, yeah, I guess I'll do a little bit of a test run
42:00
just to make sure. But you know, typically typically you know, if
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if you're you know, gonna be stinkier than normal on any given day.
42:08
And ah, so yeah, mainly just you know, hopefully people don't hear
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it. I'm not that kind of monster that you know, I want people
42:16
to hear it. So, so you are capable of shame? Yeah,
42:24
I guess so are you? Are you thinking about all the times you've done
42:30
it? Is that why that? Well, you kind of give it a
42:32
test run, make sure no one's gonna hear it, and then if it's
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you know, providing you're not stinking up the cabin or anything, then it
42:37
just you know, it's kind of fun. You realize what that makes you,
42:42
right, that makes you a fart sniper? Yes, because the damage
42:50
will be will be smelled and felt, but you will not be seen.
42:57
I said, if they're if they're really, if they're mud difference. I
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go to the bathroom and no one will know where the shot came from.
43:05
Is the fart ninja? Now fart bombs and he's out. That's not to
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say, you know, I won't weigh a trail of stink going to the
43:15
bathroom, but oh you'll crop dust. Yeah, he'll crop dust on the
43:21
way there. Okay, that is uh see look at the smile on his
43:23
face. I know it's you know, you gotta find joyce somewhere. Well,
43:30
un ironically Treys is in the asshole. Yeah, but it's things going
43:38
out. Whatever you do in that that airplane laboratory. It still makes me
43:57
a member of the Mile High Club so well. Not only does that conclude
44:04
the safety portion of this flight, it also concludes this episode, this Friday
44:09
episode of the Trios. I don't know about you, guys, but I
44:14
had a lot of fun up until we learned too much about Trey. You
44:21
asked, You're right, It's there was a K and asked, right see
44:27
you asked. I think you asked. I think I think both can be
44:32
true. Here We'll see you next time in the Trios. Feel