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- 1:01Speaker 3: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown, I'm Brian.
- 1:03Speaker 2: And we're coming to you live via digital recording from
- 1:04Speaker 2: the Oddity Studios. Back for another discussion. And joining me
- 1:30Speaker 2: for this discussion, it has been a while, so I
- 1:33Speaker 2: will throw it back to you to reintroduce yourself to
- 1:36Speaker 2: the world. Joining me today is.
- 1:37Speaker 3: Hey, this is George, a.k.a. The Fanatic.
- 1:41Speaker 2: And it has been several years. It's been a couple years, yeah,
- 1:44Speaker 2: it sure has. For a long time, we knew of
- 1:47Speaker 2: each other, and we were like, we should totally record episodes.
- 1:50Speaker 2: I know, yeah. We never had time, and then at
- 1:53Speaker 2: least once, we crossed over at a convention, and we
- 1:56Speaker 2: sat there and yammered on like we do. That's right.
- 1:58Speaker 2: And then after that, we were like, we need to
- 2:00Speaker 2: do this more. And then schedules got messed up like
- 2:02Speaker 2: they always do. So finally, lately, we've been like, okay,
- 2:06Speaker 2: the entire world has changed. Everything's different now. But maybe
- 2:10Speaker 2: that's freed up our schedules enough that we can make
- 2:12Speaker 2: these work. So here we are. We finally made good
- 2:16Speaker 2: on our threat to do more episodes.
- 2:18Speaker 3: Exactly. And hope to do more.
- 2:20Speaker 2: Yeah. I've got some ideas. You've got some ideas. We do.
- 2:24Speaker 2: This was one of those ideas.
- 2:28Speaker 3: This one is a fascinating one for me.
- 2:30Speaker 2: How would you like to bill this? Because you threw
- 2:33Speaker 2: it out as a specific part of this year, and
- 2:36Speaker 2: then I was looking at the list, and I'm like, hell,
- 2:38Speaker 2: the whole year is interesting.
- 2:40Speaker 3: Well, how I'm going to throw this out is that
- 2:43Speaker 3: a lot of people want to look back at the
- 2:45Speaker 3: summer of 1982 as probably one of the greatest movie summers.
- 2:51Speaker 2: Of all time. It's pretty impressive.
- 2:53Speaker 3: The list of movies just in the summer, not in
- 2:56Speaker 3: the whole year. The whole year of 1982 is very impressive.
- 2:59Speaker 3: But just the list of the summer movies are incredible.
- 3:03Speaker 3: A lot of these are movies that have been beloved
- 3:05Speaker 3: for decades. Some movie won Oscars. You know, stuff like that.
- 3:10Speaker 3: But they were all overshadowed by a little movie that
- 3:15Speaker 3: was released.
- 3:16Speaker 2: On June 11th. Of course you're talking about Annie. Oh, no, no, no.
- 3:21Speaker 2: That's not the one.
- 3:22Speaker 3: I'm talking about that long-necked, wrinkly brown candy-eating thing from
- 3:27Speaker 3: another planet we like to call E.T.
- 3:30Speaker 2: Is that why I'm eating these Reese's Pieces?
- 3:32Speaker 3: That is definitely why you're eating these Reese's Pieces here.
- 3:35Speaker 2: That's right. It did change my life. I remember having
- 3:40Speaker 2: Reese's Pieces before that, but they were so much cooler
- 3:43Speaker 2: after the summer of 82.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Frankly, it changed Reese's Pieces because... Oh, yeah. Yeah, it
- 3:47Speaker 3: was like one of those candies that, you know... Reese's
- 3:49Speaker 3: put it out there and it wasn't doing all that well.
- 3:51Speaker 3: You put it in E.T. and suddenly everybody wants candy.
- 3:54Speaker 2: Well, and especially because they didn't want it to be
- 3:57Speaker 2: Reese's Pieces.
- 3:58Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 3:58Speaker 2: That's right. They just couldn't convince M & M' s to
- 4:00Speaker 2: let them use it, so.
- 4:02Speaker 3: That was a mistake. Backfired on you, M & M' s.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
- 4:07Speaker 3: Kind of sort of reminiscent of the whole, you know,
- 4:08Speaker 3: George Lucas merchandising rights. You know, 26-year-old Fox says, eh,
- 4:12Speaker 3: we don't have any faith in this little movie of yours.
- 4:13Speaker 3: Go ahead, buddy.
- 4:15Speaker 2: Kids don't buy toys that much. It's fine.
- 4:18Speaker 3: No. And then they don't buy them when they grow
- 4:20Speaker 3: up in their 20s and their 30s and their 40s
- 4:22Speaker 3: and keep buying the same.
- 4:23Speaker 2: What kind of dorks would buy toys as an adult?
- 4:26Speaker 3: How many Luke Skywalker figures do you need, sir?
- 4:31Speaker 2: You're talking to me personally.
- 4:32Speaker 3: No, I was actually talking about myself. A lot.
- 4:34Speaker 2: No, I was talking about me, yeah. Because, yeah, Luke's
- 4:38Speaker 2: my boy. I like Luke, especially as time went on.
- 4:42Speaker 2: I know everybody... Lean more towards Han.
- 4:46Speaker 3: Everybody wants to be Han because you're cool. But if
- 4:48Speaker 3: you think you want to be Han, you're really a Luke.
- 4:51Speaker 2: That's the thing. As a kid, I looked at Luke as, again,
- 4:54Speaker 2: I fell into the trap that is the plot. You know,
- 4:58Speaker 2: he's the hero. He's the hero's journey. The whole first
- 5:01Speaker 2: trilogy is that arc of Luke. And that's what I
- 5:05Speaker 2: think I was latched on to so much is what
- 5:07Speaker 2: a cool idea this whole journey of his is. And
- 5:11Speaker 2: especially he is a badass by definitely that third one.
- 5:15Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, definitely. Well, I mean, it's kind of the
- 5:17Speaker 3: whole Spider-Man thing, too, is he's the everyman. You know,
- 5:19Speaker 3: we can see ourselves in Luke because, like, he was
- 5:22Speaker 3: just a kid. He wanted to dream about doing things
- 5:24Speaker 3: and had a boring life. And then suddenly he gets
- 5:27Speaker 3: whisked in this land of adventure. And, oh, hey, guess what?
- 5:29Speaker 3: You've got these powers. And here's your magic light stick, too,
- 5:32Speaker 3: by the way. You know, have fun with that, kid.
- 5:35Speaker 2: We were all called wormy at one time, but then
- 5:37Speaker 2: we grew up and got super cool. Okay, maybe not.
- 5:41Speaker 2: We got large and wormy. I can dress in black
- 5:44Speaker 2: and wear one glove.
- 5:46Speaker 3: Whatever.
- 5:47Speaker 2: But that is not this year. That is right. Oddly enough,
- 5:51Speaker 2: we skipped over that. Yes. In the trilogy, we missed
- 5:54Speaker 2: the Star War in the middle of 82. That's right. Interesting.
- 5:57Speaker 2: Very interesting, yeah. We'll come back to that. Almost like Mr.
- 6:01Speaker 3: Lucas may have had a little more faith in... Mr.
- 6:04Speaker 3: Spielberg's thing and says, you know what, maybe I don't
- 6:06Speaker 3: want to compete with this.
- 6:07Speaker 2: Maybe he was friends with this guy. Maybe they were
- 6:10Speaker 2: making a movie together anyway.
- 6:13Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe they went to college together.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Maybe he was like, okay, I'm not going to release
- 6:17Speaker 2: against myself, unlike Steven Spielberg, which is a whole other thing. But, so,
- 6:25Speaker 2: as you were saying, it all gets sort of overshadowed
- 6:29Speaker 2: by one movie. A lot of time. But the more
- 6:32Speaker 2: I looked at it, I was like, I don't know.
- 6:33Speaker 2: There's so many things that are monumental and sort of,
- 6:38Speaker 2: especially when each little sub-genre changed the whole sub-genre of
- 6:43Speaker 2: that time period that I don't know. I don't know
- 6:47Speaker 2: that I would look back and just think of E.T. personally.
- 6:50Speaker 2: But then again, I'm also way more of a fractured
- 6:54Speaker 2: movie dork. So everything is broken into little tiny pieces.
- 6:57Speaker 2: And I'm like, but this movie's awesome and this movie's awesome.
- 6:59Speaker 3: Sure. But if you take the basic numbers of things,
- 7:03Speaker 3: and I did some little research and some numbers here. Now,
- 7:07Speaker 3: there is a little bit of discrepancy on how much E.T.
- 7:10Speaker 3: actually made in the year of 1982 in just the U.S.
- 7:13Speaker 3: box office alone. Oh, yeah. I've had two different figures here.
- 7:16Speaker 3: The first figure is $ 359 million. The other figure is
- 7:20Speaker 3: $ 435 million. So, a big difference between the two. Either way.
- 7:26Speaker 2: But nonetheless.
- 7:28Speaker 3: The next highest grossing movie of that year was Tootsie,
- 7:32Speaker 3: which won some Oscars.
- 7:34Speaker 2: Once again, the movies that used to make money are
- 7:37Speaker 2: different then. I mean, now people would still probably watch Tootsie,
- 7:41Speaker 2: but I don't think it would be topping the box office.
- 7:43Speaker 3: I know that's true.
- 7:43Speaker 2: I don't think it'd be knocking out. Well, same thing.
- 7:45Speaker 2: I know there's other people that talk about the weird differences.
- 7:49Speaker 2: And you go back and of the year that it
- 7:52Speaker 2: came out, the biggest moneymaker that year was Kramer vs.
- 7:55Speaker 3: Kramer. Mm-hmm.
- 7:57Speaker 2: That wouldn't happen. Right.
- 7:58Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:58Speaker 2: Yeah. Like the, the one that just came out, that
- 8:02Speaker 2: was the, what is the one with Scarlett Johansson and
- 8:06Speaker 2: Kylo Ren? The marriage story.
- 8:08Speaker 3: Oh, well, yeah. Marriage story.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 8:09Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, that's kind of that same thing. Totally.
- 8:11Speaker 2: That did, it is an amazing movie. Those performances are outstanding.
- 8:15Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely. Yeah.
- 8:16Speaker 2: And it got Oscar nominations. Sure. But like, it didn't
- 8:19Speaker 2: make a dent in the box office compared to what
- 8:22Speaker 2: else came out that year. So like, that's, That kind
- 8:25Speaker 2: of starts to put in perspective how different the box
- 8:27Speaker 2: office is compared to what happens now.
- 8:31Speaker 3: And you still get a little bit of that. I mean, E.T.
- 8:34Speaker 3: was also nominated for a bunch of Oscars.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Special effects.
- 8:38Speaker 3: A lot of special effects. Yeah, and the ones that
- 8:41Speaker 3: did win were special effects. John Williams won the score,
- 8:44Speaker 3: which is obvious.
- 8:45Speaker 2: He's John Williams.
- 8:46Speaker 3: It's John Williams.
- 8:47Speaker 2: Just hand him one every year.
- 8:49Speaker 3: The guy could just do a rendition of Happy Birthday
- 8:52Speaker 3: and he's going to win an Oscar for it.
- 8:54Speaker 2: Yeah, because... He's John Wood. He's John Wood. He's John Wood.
- 8:57Speaker 3: But above the list we have here of the top
- 9:00Speaker 3: five movies, of course, you mentioned Tootsie, Officer and Gentleman
- 9:03Speaker 3: was number three. That won a couple Oscars, especially Louis
- 9:06Speaker 3: Gossett Jr. 's kind of a career-making role for him. Definitely, yeah. Yeah,
- 9:10Speaker 3: and so that, you know... A romantic film, and, you know,
- 9:13Speaker 3: so that kind of appealed more to the Oscar crowd.
- 9:14Speaker 2: Again, weird that it made that much money, though.
- 9:17Speaker 3: It did, yeah.
- 9:18Speaker 2: It's just a difference. Like, those kind of people used
- 9:20Speaker 2: to love to go to the movies back then. Yeah.
- 9:23Speaker 2: Now they sit at home and watch stuff.
- 9:24Speaker 3: That's the thing, is that movies were made for people. Yeah.
- 9:27Speaker 3: They were made for adults, and now basically we make
- 9:29Speaker 3: movies for children.
- 9:30Speaker 2: Well, it's just tentpoles. Like, it's got to be the
- 9:33Speaker 2: big thing for the summer, and if it's not, the
- 9:35Speaker 2: latest Marvel movie or... Whatever the big push sci-fi could
- 9:39Speaker 2: be doing. If it's something like that that they're really pushing,
- 9:43Speaker 2: everybody will run out and see it. If not, if
- 9:45Speaker 2: you're not that kind of a super hardcore geek, you
- 9:48Speaker 2: just don't go to the movies anymore. A lot of people,
- 9:50Speaker 2: I feel like that's where it stands now. Everybody has
- 9:53Speaker 2: 14 different streaming services and they're like, why would I
- 9:56Speaker 2: leave the house? They're right here in front of me.
- 9:59Speaker 3: I'm very guilty.
- 10:00Speaker 2: Of that.
- 10:00Speaker 3: Now, I haven't got around to watching Dune yet because
- 10:02Speaker 3: my wife wants to watch that and she hasn't had
- 10:05Speaker 3: the two and a half hours that I've had at
- 10:08Speaker 3: a willing, very ready to watch.
- 10:10Speaker 2: I just have to get in the mindset. I'm interested.
- 10:13Speaker 2: I'm fascinated by the director's work. Yeah. What I've seen
- 10:18Speaker 2: of the trailers looks really visually amazing. I just, I
- 10:22Speaker 2: didn't care about it the other times. I didn't read
- 10:25Speaker 2: the books because I'm illiterate. So it's like, I don't
- 10:28Speaker 2: have everything invested that most hardcore sci-fi geeks going to
- 10:32Speaker 2: this have in it. I'm just kind of like, I'm
- 10:35Speaker 2: going to try to address it as a new sci-fi
- 10:37Speaker 2: movie and not get caught up in all the baggage.
- 10:40Speaker 2: But even then, I'm just kind of like, I don't know,
- 10:42Speaker 2: it's a long freaking movie.
- 10:45Speaker 3: Well, I'm not a huge Dune fan. Of course, I'm
- 10:49Speaker 3: in the minority that I like the David Lynch films.
- 10:51Speaker 2: Yeah. I like everything he does to some extent.
- 10:55Speaker 3: I like everything he did up until Lost Highway. Then
- 10:58Speaker 3: he basically, from Lost Highway, from there.
- 11:01Speaker 2: On, he's lost me.
- 11:02Speaker 3: Though his coffee's good, though.
- 11:03Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely.
- 11:04Speaker 3: Yeah, his coffee's good.
- 11:05Speaker 2: Well, and his... Filmmaking, not so much. Him, like, as
- 11:08Speaker 2: the presence that is David Lund. Like, I still just
- 11:11Speaker 2: love to watch the guy. So, like, just him... Showing
- 11:17Speaker 2: up in that Harry Dean Stanton movie. Him as an
- 11:20Speaker 2: actor is the most entertaining thing in the world. So
- 11:23Speaker 2: I just love him as a guy because he's weird
- 11:26Speaker 2: as hell, but he doesn't pretend to be anything else.
- 11:29Speaker 2: It doesn't feel like a put-on. There's so many people
- 11:31Speaker 2: that they put on a weird persona to get attention. Yeah.
- 11:35Speaker 2: I don't get that from Lynch. I've never gotten that
- 11:37Speaker 2: from Lynch.
- 11:38Speaker 3: This is the genuine dude. That is very legitimate. It
- 11:41Speaker 3: was like John Waters. John Waters is not put on.
- 11:44Speaker 3: That is 100% John.
- 11:45Speaker 2: This is who he is.
- 11:47Speaker 3: I would definitely hang out with John Waters. I don't
- 11:49Speaker 3: know if I can hang with Lynch. I've seen him
- 11:52Speaker 3: a few times.
- 11:53Speaker 2: We've talked. But even then, I feel like... I can
- 11:56Speaker 2: never say I have fun with Lynch. Well, no, just
- 11:58Speaker 2: the John Waters. But I feel like John Waters has
- 12:01Speaker 2: mellowed as he's gotten older. And even he looks back
- 12:06Speaker 2: at his old groundbreaking early movies and is like, hell
- 12:09Speaker 2: was I thinking like I think he's gotten perspective on
- 12:12Speaker 2: it sure then I don't know that Lynch has that
- 12:14Speaker 2: like he probably still looks at Eraserhead and he's just
- 12:16Speaker 2: like yep that's exactly what I was trying to put
- 12:18Speaker 2: together and like I don't think that's changed where John
- 12:21Speaker 2: Waters has kind of come together and just relaxed as
- 12:24Speaker 2: an old guy now and he's just like yeah movies
- 12:27Speaker 2: are too much trouble i don't feel like making those
- 12:30Speaker 2: like and that's why he does his other thing because
- 12:33Speaker 2: movies are a pain in the ass and he doesn't
- 12:35Speaker 2: get paid enough to make it worth a while.
- 12:36Speaker 3: Frank i could hear john waters read the phone book
- 12:38Speaker 3: he wants to like you know talk or do those you.
- 12:40Speaker 2: Know shows several times i can't get enough of them
- 12:44Speaker 2: because it's generally the same idea every time and yet
- 12:48Speaker 2: every time i've seen him it's a massively different version
- 12:51Speaker 2: of it it's just It's just him and how he
- 12:53Speaker 2: feels at the moment. So it may have been five
- 12:56Speaker 2: years since the last time I saw him, but it's
- 12:58Speaker 2: a whole different thing. Like those five years have given
- 13:00Speaker 2: him a whole new perspective on whatever he's talking about.
- 13:03Speaker 2: And like, it's a whole different show. So he's, he's fascinating.
- 13:07Speaker 2: I don't think we have anything from them on 82 either. No,
- 13:10Speaker 2: we don't.
- 13:11Speaker 3: But rounding out our top five here, this is where
- 13:13Speaker 3: it gets a little funky.
- 13:14Speaker 2: So where are you? Because I pulled up a domestic
- 13:16Speaker 2: box office for 82. Are you just focusing on summer movies?
- 13:21Speaker 3: This was the top five movies of 1982.
- 13:22Speaker 2: Okay. There's grossing films here. Because I've got different things
- 13:26Speaker 2: showing up.
- 13:28Speaker 3: It's weird because most of my stuff I got off
- 13:29Speaker 3: of IMDB.
- 13:30Speaker 2: Which is where I was pulling it up.
- 13:31Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 13:33Speaker 3: But yeah, so Officer Gentleman had his number three. Rocky
- 13:37Speaker 3: III I had as the fourth highest grossing film. This
- 13:40Speaker 3: on here is coming up as three.
- 13:42Speaker 2: Three is three.
- 13:43Speaker 3: Okay.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Interesting enough.
- 13:46Speaker 3: Yeah, and then some sources I had, let's see here,
- 13:50Speaker 3: Star Trek II coming in as the fifth highest grossing film.
- 13:53Speaker 3: And then I had other sources as Porky's, which makes
- 13:57Speaker 3: sense because Porky's domestic was 105. That's another one that I.
- 14:02Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, that is that year, isn't it? Because
- 14:04Speaker 2: there's such different groups of people. Star Trek 2 and
- 14:09Speaker 2: Porky's are probably not pulling in exactly the same audience.
- 14:12Speaker 2: There's some crossover.
- 14:13Speaker 3: Yeah, I've definitely seen both films. I've definitely seen both films.
- 14:16Speaker 3: I would love to do a whole show just on
- 14:18Speaker 3: Bob Clark himself.
- 14:19Speaker 2: I mean, when am I not talking about Bob Clark?
- 14:22Speaker 2: I bring him up more than most. I brought him
- 14:24Speaker 2: up the day before yesterday. Someone asked me about, they
- 14:29Speaker 2: were asking about the movies of the season and were
- 14:32Speaker 2: coming out of Halloween. And they were talking about Hocus Pocus,
- 14:35Speaker 2: which I do not care about. And then they brought
- 14:38Speaker 2: up like, well, I guess if you don't like that,
- 14:40Speaker 2: then you don't like A Christmas Story. I'm like, A
- 14:42Speaker 2: Christmas Story is a work of genius. And let me
- 14:46Speaker 2: tell you how Bob Clark is one of the most
- 14:47Speaker 2: underrated directors ever in the history of film. They were
- 14:51Speaker 2: just like, I don't care this much. And they backed
- 14:54Speaker 2: out of the whole conversation because they knew I was
- 14:56Speaker 2: going to get on a tirade. I can't have normal
- 14:59Speaker 2: human conversations. If you're not a geek, they just learn
- 15:02Speaker 2: to back away from me.
- 15:04Speaker 3: I am in complete agree with you on that. And
- 15:06Speaker 3: Bob Clark was so prolific. I mean, let's just take
- 15:08Speaker 3: just three movies. We mentioned Christmas Story, we've mentioned Porky's,
- 15:12Speaker 3: and then Black Christmas.
- 15:13Speaker 2: The one that I bring up probably more than any
- 15:15Speaker 2: is Black Christmas.
- 15:15Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, which basically, like, people want to say, oh,
- 15:18Speaker 3: that's like the original slasher film next to Psycho.
- 15:21Speaker 2: There was other stuff.
- 15:22Speaker 3: Yeah, well, because it was before Halloween, though.
- 15:26Speaker 2: And that's what I always give it credit for. It
- 15:27Speaker 2: was before Halloween. It's doing the POV shot before Halloween.
- 15:31Speaker 2: It's got him living in the house before all the other,
- 15:34Speaker 2: the calls coming from inside the house.
- 15:36Speaker 3: Young ladies get knocked off one by one.
- 15:38Speaker 2: All of these things, yeah.
- 15:39Speaker 3: But it was not a success.
- 15:41Speaker 2: I mean, I know we watched Fright that was doing
- 15:43Speaker 2: it beforehand. She was a babysitter. I think that was British.
- 15:46Speaker 2: So it's like there's other movies that were. doing that
- 15:49Speaker 2: thing beforehand, but Black Christmas does it so well. It
- 15:53Speaker 2: really does. And kind of pinned down all the things
- 15:56Speaker 2: that even something as groundbreaking as Halloween has to look
- 15:59Speaker 2: at and be like, no, that's a good version. I'm
- 16:02Speaker 2: going to borrow from this movie.
- 16:03Speaker 3: And also, Black Christmas does not have a lot of
- 16:05Speaker 3: gore in it like Halloween.
- 16:06Speaker 2: Yeah. It's, again, to be as As weird as it is,
- 16:12Speaker 2: like when you stop and look at the specifics of
- 16:14Speaker 2: what's going on in that, it is a creepy movie.
- 16:17Speaker 2: But yeah, not near as gory as many other, I
- 16:19Speaker 2: guess the unicorns is probably one of the more gory ones. Sure, yeah.
- 16:25Speaker 2: But yeah, still not compared to what was coming for
- 16:28Speaker 2: slasher movies that it inspired.
- 16:31Speaker 3: Yeah, because Bob, Black Christmas was like in the late 70s.
- 16:36Speaker 3: Early or mid-70s, I think.
- 16:37Speaker 2: And then, you know, did a few other movies.
- 16:39Speaker 3: Then, you know, Christmas Story comes a little bit later
- 16:42Speaker 3: in the 80s, about 83.
- 16:43Speaker 2: And still, like, all of his missed their mark initially. Like,
- 16:49Speaker 2: nobody cared about Black Christmas when it came out. And still,
- 16:52Speaker 2: to this day, doesn't get the respect it deserves. Sure.
- 16:55Speaker 2: Even something as huge as Christmas Story, like, didn't make
- 16:57Speaker 2: a killing. Like, it maybe made its money back, but it, like...
- 17:02Speaker 2: nobody cared till it ended up on vcrs and then
- 17:06Speaker 2: cable and then when tbs got a hold of it
- 17:08Speaker 2: it became the classic that everybody knows because they ran
- 17:12Speaker 2: it non-stop but.
- 17:14Speaker 3: So porky's essentially was bob's first hit yeah.
- 17:16Speaker 2: That's the one that really made some money and got
- 17:19Speaker 2: him some some notice and then it got two more
- 17:21Speaker 2: sequels yeah which he directed is always weird i always
- 17:24Speaker 2: think like usually i Then they'll hand it off to
- 17:26Speaker 2: somebody else and they'll get some lesser person to knock
- 17:29Speaker 2: out whatever. Especially being a cheesy sex comedy.
- 17:32Speaker 3: Not Bobby.
- 17:33Speaker 2: No, he's just like, I've got more to say. I've
- 17:35Speaker 2: got a statement to make about racism and Porky's is
- 17:38Speaker 2: the place I'm gonna do it.
- 17:40Speaker 3: Well, he's also no dummy because he's a guy that's
- 17:42Speaker 3: a story director. He's tried to hit the mark on
- 17:45Speaker 3: all different genres. wasn't quite hitting it, but stupid sex
- 17:49Speaker 3: comedy was the first bullseye he nailed. So I'm going
- 17:52Speaker 3: to show up to the dance with the one girl.
- 17:55Speaker 3: I'm going to ride this pony. Yeah, leave the dance
- 17:58Speaker 3: with the girl he showed up with. So I'm like, yeah,
- 18:00Speaker 3: I don't blame him.
- 18:01Speaker 2: No, definitely not. And that's the thing. It is interesting
- 18:06Speaker 2: to go back and watch those because they are exactly
- 18:08Speaker 2: what they're trying to be. But at the same time,
- 18:12Speaker 2: everything that came after it are so lesser, like such knockoff.
- 18:18Speaker 2: They don't have any effort thrown into it. Like there
- 18:21Speaker 2: still are some really good characters in Porky's, you know,
- 18:24Speaker 2: it's like, so you really kind of get attached to
- 18:26Speaker 2: these people. Whereas like, do you ever feel that about
- 18:29Speaker 2: dumb eighties comedies, like sex comedies that came after that?
- 18:33Speaker 2: You could care less. You're just there to freeze frame
- 18:36Speaker 2: the boobs. That's all you're there for. Yeah. Yeah. Where, like,
- 18:40Speaker 2: Porky's didn't set out to do that. It became that,
- 18:43Speaker 2: kind of, for most people, but I don't think that's
- 18:46Speaker 2: what Bob Clark was trying to do.
- 18:48Speaker 3: And a work in Shakespeare, too, with some sex comedy
- 18:51Speaker 3: as well. Gotta appreciate that a little bit.
- 18:53Speaker 2: Oh, Bob.
- 18:55Speaker 3: All right, but talking more about our summer films here,
- 18:58Speaker 3: get back on track. So, here's the other list of
- 19:02Speaker 3: films that were released that summer that essentially did not
- 19:06Speaker 3: do anywhere near close to comparison Of little E.T.
- 19:10Speaker 1: Here.
- 19:11Speaker 3: We have Poltergeist.
- 19:13Speaker 2: All right.
- 19:13Speaker 3: Which we talked about Steven Spielberg competing against himself there.
- 19:17Speaker 3: That was half his movie.
- 19:18Speaker 2: A couple of times this year. Spielberg really needed to
- 19:21Speaker 2: space his stuff out. He really did, yeah. He's never.
- 19:24Speaker 2: I mean, he did that throughout his career. There are
- 19:26Speaker 2: several years that he released two big movies in the
- 19:30Speaker 2: same year. I mean, Schindler's List and Jurassic Park are
- 19:33Speaker 2: the same year. Think about it. Those two, how do
- 19:37Speaker 2: you direct those two movies, period, as the same person,
- 19:40Speaker 2: let alone back to back in the same year? That
- 19:44Speaker 2: is weird.
- 19:46Speaker 3: Yeah, and obviously, Jurassic Park is going to have the
- 19:49Speaker 3: more effects-driven stuff, so that's going to take longer. So
- 19:51Speaker 3: you probably started shooting that one first. Schindler's List came after.
- 19:55Speaker 3: And for both of those movies to make a lot
- 19:56Speaker 3: of money, especially Schindler's List. There are movies I've seen
- 20:02Speaker 3: only once. Because, okay, it's a movie you have to experience.
- 20:06Speaker 2: I get it. It's not a fun revisit.
- 20:10Speaker 3: But Schindler's List is a movie I've seen once, and
- 20:12Speaker 3: I don't plan on seeing it a second time.
- 20:14Speaker 2: It's powerful, and it does its job, but it's not
- 20:16Speaker 2: a thing you want to keep going back to.
- 20:18Speaker 3: Well, it's kind of the same thing with a lot
- 20:20Speaker 3: of the 9-11 movies that came out. For me, the
- 20:23Speaker 3: best one was United 93. The Paul Greengrass movie.
- 20:25Speaker 2: That I've heard. Again, there's so many I didn't watch.
- 20:28Speaker 2: And that one I keep hearing about because it's Paul
- 20:31Speaker 2: Greengrass and he actually put some work into it. And like,
- 20:33Speaker 2: that's the one I keep like, I need to pick
- 20:35Speaker 2: up a copy of that now and sit down and
- 20:37Speaker 2: actually watch it.
- 20:38Speaker 3: The Oliver Stone one with Nicolas Cage in it. I mean,
- 20:42Speaker 3: you might as well have Alan Jackson saying, freedom isn't free.
- 20:46Speaker 2: They didn't work that in. I assumed they did. That's
- 20:49Speaker 2: probably why I didn't watch it.
- 20:50Speaker 3: That was just pandering garbage. But yeah, but United 93, again,
- 20:55Speaker 3: is a powerful movie in the same vein where it's like,
- 20:59Speaker 3: I only want to watch that one time and I'm
- 21:00Speaker 3: ready to go. But let's see here. Other movies came out.
- 21:05Speaker 2: Tron came out in 82.
- 21:07Speaker 3: A technologically groundbreaking movie. Oh, definitely.
- 21:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 21:11Speaker 3: Disney trying to do something a little different.
- 21:13Speaker 2: Which they were a lot at that point.
- 21:15Speaker 3: Failed miserably.
- 21:18Speaker 2: A couple of misses. I'm a huge black hole person.
- 21:21Speaker 2: But they did not succeed in what they were trying
- 21:25Speaker 2: to do on that one either.
- 21:26Speaker 3: There has got to be a longer cut of black
- 21:28Speaker 3: holes somewhere. Because there's like so many holes, literally, no
- 21:31Speaker 3: pun intended, in that movie.
- 21:33Speaker 2: Especially the end. Just things happen and you can piece together.
- 21:37Speaker 2: But I'm just like... But there's probably a more through-line
- 21:41Speaker 2: version of how we got here and what this is
- 21:43Speaker 2: and what this is. Because they just kind of throw
- 21:46Speaker 2: things at you that last 20 minutes.
- 21:48Speaker 3: In some world somewhere, Robert Forrester is in heaven. In
- 21:51Speaker 3: another world, there is an evil robot ruling hell.
- 21:55Speaker 2: I love Maximilian so much.
- 21:57Speaker 3: That was a great design.
- 21:58Speaker 2: It really is. It's not by accident. There's one right
- 22:00Speaker 2: next to you.
- 22:01Speaker 3: Oh, holy shit, there is.
- 22:03Speaker 2: Wow, I didn't notice that. I love Maximilian so much.
- 22:06Speaker 3: Yeah, that's amazing.
- 22:08Speaker 2: Definitely.
- 22:08Speaker 3: Well, I mean, the ship, too. Oh, yeah.
- 22:11Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a monster of a thing. But again, just
- 22:15Speaker 2: Disney being super innovative and not just with, here, we're
- 22:20Speaker 2: going to put out a whole bunch of kids' cartoons.
- 22:22Speaker 2: They were really trying to branch out, and they saw
- 22:25Speaker 2: what Star Wars did and was like, we want to
- 22:27Speaker 2: do something like that. And then just to do the
- 22:30Speaker 2: effects that they're trying to do in Tron that is...
- 22:33Speaker 2: really hasn't been touched. Nobody's done anything that had that
- 22:37Speaker 2: style to it. Even when they came back to revisit it,
- 22:40Speaker 2: it just didn't hit the same way. So it's interesting
- 22:44Speaker 2: how different Tron was.
- 22:48Speaker 3: The funny thing about Tron is it was one of
- 22:49Speaker 3: those movies that, of course, I recognized even as a kid. Like, okay,
- 22:52Speaker 3: it's in the low totem pole thing. It's not going
- 22:55Speaker 3: to be as recognized as some of the others, but
- 22:57Speaker 3: I don't care. It's a favorite. And strangely enough, it
- 23:00Speaker 3: is one of the focal points of my marriage because
- 23:04Speaker 3: early in our you know getting to know each other
- 23:06Speaker 3: sort of thing like we were talking movies growing up
- 23:08Speaker 3: and she grew up in a lot of Disney movies
- 23:09Speaker 3: and she mentions Tron and I was just awestruck like
- 23:13Speaker 3: okay First off, you're a woman and you know Tron.
- 23:17Speaker 2: Yep.
- 23:17Speaker 3: And not only do you know the movie, you've actually
- 23:20Speaker 3: seen it and you enjoy it. And you've seen it
- 23:22Speaker 3: more than once.
- 23:23Speaker 2: You better hang on to her is what you're.
- 23:25Speaker 3: You just celebrated 13 years of marriage last weekend.
- 23:30Speaker 2: I've tried this move before. It doesn't always work. I'm like, hey,
- 23:34Speaker 2: we're on a date. You want to watch Dead Alive?
- 23:38Speaker 2: It doesn't always go that well. She doesn't necessarily like
- 23:44Speaker 2: that version of extreme gore and zombies eating babies or
- 23:49Speaker 2: zombie babies or lawnmowers or any and all of the above. So, yeah,
- 23:53Speaker 2: you have to, if you find the person that clicks
- 23:55Speaker 2: with whatever your weird thing is, you better hang on
- 23:58Speaker 2: to them.
- 24:00Speaker 3: And another beloved 80s film that didn't do well but
- 24:03Speaker 3: was also very innovative, The Last Starfighter. I introduced her
- 24:07Speaker 3: to that one, and it's another beloved film between the
- 24:09Speaker 3: two of us.
- 24:10Speaker 2: But I had to introduce her.
- 24:10Speaker 3: To that one.
- 24:11Speaker 2: I am a sucker for that one for a couple
- 24:14Speaker 2: of reasons, but a huge one being Catherine Mary Stewart,
- 24:17Speaker 2: who I'm still madly.
- 24:18Speaker 1: In love with.
- 24:19Speaker 2: And she still is.
- 24:21Speaker 3: And I've told her that. And she, I mean, well,
- 24:23Speaker 3: I've seen pictures of her recently. It's like, she's barely aged.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. It's amazing.
- 24:28Speaker 3: She's still, I mean, well, there's a lot of women,
- 24:30Speaker 3: even in Hollywood, somebody that have been just. They're graced
- 24:33Speaker 3: with good genetics, or they know what moisturizer is.
- 24:37Speaker 2: Something along those lines. Thankfully, it's not the other option,
- 24:41Speaker 2: which is, I'm going to try to keep from getting old. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 24:45Speaker 2: And then you just look frightening. Which, yeah, none of
- 24:48Speaker 2: that going on there. She is just naturally gorgeous.
- 24:50Speaker 3: Kenny Rogers never, ever recovered.
- 24:52Speaker 2: Please, Kenny. I feel bad for him even now. R.I.P.
- 24:56Speaker 2: I hope he got his old face back in the
- 24:58Speaker 2: great beyond.
- 24:59Speaker 3: He better did.
- 24:59Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, alright. You still haven't gotten to the big
- 25:03Speaker 2: one for me. Oh, yes. Which is the counterbalance if
- 25:07Speaker 2: we're talking E.T. Yes. Because they were like back to back.
- 25:11Speaker 2: They were like one week to the next. And also
- 25:14Speaker 2: the seesaw of... One style to the other.
- 25:19Speaker 3: Two different visitors, two different reactions. One would be grandma,
- 25:24Speaker 3: then would be a drunk uncle, maybe?
- 25:26Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess I'm that drunk uncle, because
- 25:28Speaker 2: I am way more attached to that one. And I
- 25:32Speaker 2: loved E.T. at the time. But as time went on,
- 25:36Speaker 2: and the amount of times I watched the thing on cable...
- 25:40Speaker 2: As a child, me being the weirdo that I am
- 25:44Speaker 2: is because I watched that creature slinging his tentacles around
- 25:48Speaker 2: and morphing and I don't like the dog parts. But
- 25:52Speaker 2: other than that, like the eating people's faces and mutating
- 25:56Speaker 2: heads walking around on their own and all of that,
- 25:59Speaker 2: like I loved that. And like it says so much
- 26:02Speaker 2: about me as a child that I was drawn to that,
- 26:04Speaker 2: that like I still look at it now and I'm
- 26:06Speaker 2: just like, This stuff is so amazing. And that's the thing.
- 26:12Speaker 3: If you look at some of the behind-the-scenes stuff, like, okay,
- 26:15Speaker 3: Carpenter didn't have a lot of money. He had a
- 26:16Speaker 3: decent budget, but not as much as he could have
- 26:19Speaker 3: had in some of his other films. And how much
- 26:22Speaker 3: they did with so little, that's all practical effects.
- 26:26Speaker 2: It's so.
- 26:28Speaker 3: If you break that down, it's just so gorgeous. I mean, okay,
- 26:30Speaker 3: he has this horrible looking stuff, but the artistry that
- 26:34Speaker 3: was put into those effects is gorgeous.
- 26:37Speaker 2: That can be proven because if you watch that redone
- 26:41Speaker 2: one a few years ago, it's actually been a lot
- 26:43Speaker 2: of years now, but in my mind, the recent one.
- 26:46Speaker 2: Or the prequel or whatever it was. I would say
- 26:48Speaker 2: the title, but it's the exact same title, which makes
- 26:50Speaker 2: no damn sense to me. So yes, the prequel-y one.
- 26:53Speaker 2: I don't hate that movie. They're trying as best they
- 26:56Speaker 2: can But I think the major thing where they fall
- 27:01Speaker 2: down is because they cut the budget. And they had
- 27:03Speaker 2: planned to do all these cool practical effects. And there's
- 27:06Speaker 2: still some in there. But where you see the weaknesses
- 27:09Speaker 2: is when the studio stepped in and were like, look,
- 27:12Speaker 2: we're cutting your budget. You got to get this done.
- 27:14Speaker 2: You got to get it done way earlier than we
- 27:16Speaker 2: thought originally. And all this crappy CG gets thrown at it.
- 27:19Speaker 2: And that's where those scenes suffer the most. And then
- 27:22Speaker 2: you don't care about the rest of the story. It's
- 27:24Speaker 2: like everybody hates it because of that. And I'm like, really?
- 27:28Speaker 2: If you let them do their thing, if you let
- 27:30Speaker 2: the guys who were going to do the practical effects
- 27:33Speaker 2: do what they do, I think that one would have
- 27:35Speaker 2: had a chance. But it suffers from CG. It just
- 27:39Speaker 2: ruins everything going on there. Whereas you don't have any
- 27:42Speaker 2: of that in 82. And that's why people still love
- 27:45Speaker 2: that movie.
- 27:48Speaker 3: The problem I have a lot of times with prequels
- 27:50Speaker 3: is what is the point? If it's a story we
- 27:53Speaker 3: actually want to see, like the Han Solo solo movie,
- 27:56Speaker 3: you know, his origin movie. Okay, we got to see
- 27:58Speaker 3: how he got the Falcon, how he hooked up with Lando.
- 28:01Speaker 2: We saw a little too much in that one, really.
- 28:03Speaker 2: That's my only thing. I like the stuff that we
- 28:05Speaker 2: knew nothing about. I like the crazy train robbery, like,
- 28:08Speaker 2: because that's not, we didn't have to have that.
- 28:10Speaker 3: It's a cool side story. Yeah, sure, yeah.
- 28:13Speaker 2: Gee, let's get the checklist. How does he get this gun?
- 28:15Speaker 2: How does he get this ship? How does the ship
- 28:17Speaker 2: look like the way we've seen it? Because right now
- 28:19Speaker 2: it doesn't look like the way we've seen it. Like,
- 28:21Speaker 2: every little thing had to be like, and that's how
- 28:23Speaker 2: that happened. I'm like, I don't think we needed all
- 28:26Speaker 2: of it.
- 28:27Speaker 3: Well, sure. But for the most part, though, it's kind
- 28:30Speaker 3: of like, I kind of ask myself with every prequel
- 28:33Speaker 3: that comes out, what's the point? So this movie comes out.
- 28:37Speaker 3: They're billing it. You know, they're kind of coy about
- 28:39Speaker 3: it when they first bill that. It's like they're just
- 28:41Speaker 3: calling it the thing. But, oh, it's not a sequel.
- 28:44Speaker 3: It's kind of a prequel. This is about the group
- 28:46Speaker 3: that they met beforehand. Oh, so this is the other
- 28:49Speaker 3: research team that we all know get murdered and are dead,
- 28:55Speaker 3: except for the one guy who gets out and then
- 28:56Speaker 3: he gets shot. So it's like. So we already know
- 28:59Speaker 3: what happens in this movie. So you're going to ask
- 29:02Speaker 3: me to spend two hours of just basically just rehashing
- 29:05Speaker 3: stuff that was done a lot better 20 years ago.
- 29:07Speaker 2: The only thing that as soon as I watched it
- 29:10Speaker 2: that I gave him credit for is how much they
- 29:12Speaker 2: make everything match. Like to the point where we see
- 29:15Speaker 2: the axe in the door. happen oh sure yeah everything
- 29:19Speaker 2: that they find later they found a way to work
- 29:21Speaker 2: into that plot really meticulously for a movie that nobody
- 29:25Speaker 2: gives a shit about like it's surprisingly tight and trying
- 29:29Speaker 2: to match up with this movie that is far superior
- 29:32Speaker 2: to it so like credit for even trying that hard
- 29:36Speaker 2: because you kind of knew like the deck is stacked
- 29:39Speaker 2: against you man People are going to hate this movie
- 29:41Speaker 2: because they love the 82. And so, points to them
- 29:45Speaker 2: for trying as hard as they did. I know.
- 29:48Speaker 3: But going back to 82, it's so.
- 29:51Speaker 3: It seems strange to us because, again, when we talked
- 29:53Speaker 3: at the top of the show, it's like you look
- 29:55Speaker 3: at this list of all these movies and it's like, oh,
- 29:57Speaker 3: my God. These are some of the best movies of
- 29:59Speaker 3: the 80s here. There's still more to come that we
- 30:01Speaker 3: haven't got to yet that are just fantastic films, especially
- 30:05Speaker 3: in the summer. I was like, yeah, and most of
- 30:07Speaker 3: these movies did not do well, including some of these,
- 30:11Speaker 3: like The Thing.
- 30:11Speaker 2: The Thing tanked for what they wanted it to be.
- 30:16Speaker 3: Yeah, it did not do well, and it was one
- 30:19Speaker 3: of those ones that picked up a life after it
- 30:20Speaker 3: got on video.
- 30:22Speaker 2: I watched it. Again, I can't remember if it was
- 30:26Speaker 2: just showing up on cable. But then once it was
- 30:29Speaker 2: on cable, I saw it so many times. Oh, yeah.
- 30:31Speaker 2: And then years went by, and then I bought it
- 30:35Speaker 2: with my own money on VHS, which is also sitting
- 30:38Speaker 2: over there next to Maximilian. And, yeah, I watched it
- 30:42Speaker 2: so many times on that videotape. And then, of course,
- 30:45Speaker 2: as soon as it showed up on DVD, I went
- 30:47Speaker 2: and bought it. I bought it over and over and
- 30:49Speaker 2: keep watching it because it just– it never– it's one
- 30:52Speaker 2: of the few. I, on a recent episode, described Halloween
- 30:57Speaker 2: as a masterpiece. Between the two, I might still. I
- 31:02Speaker 2: love the thing so much that it might be the
- 31:06Speaker 2: most impressive thing Carpenter ever did. And I think Halloween
- 31:10Speaker 2: is a masterpiece. Critics have always gone back and forth
- 31:13Speaker 2: between Halloween and the thing.
- 31:14Speaker 3: It's his two best. Especially in the horror genre, I
- 31:17Speaker 3: would wholeheartedly agree. I would put in some of his
- 31:20Speaker 3: action films. We're going to go in all of his
- 31:22Speaker 3: other ones because I love Assault on Precinct 13.
- 31:28Speaker 2: I just watched it recently. It's one of those I
- 31:31Speaker 2: knew of it. I saw maybe a few minutes here
- 31:33Speaker 2: and there. And I kept going, I need to go
- 31:35Speaker 2: back and watch that. And I kept looking for it.
- 31:37Speaker 2: And I couldn't find a version of it until recently.
- 31:40Speaker 2: And it's not what I expected. Actually, it's exactly what
- 31:44Speaker 2: I heard about it. Right. But I still was expecting
- 31:48Speaker 2: it to be a little more. And I'm like, no,
- 31:50Speaker 2: this is exactly what people described it as. So it's
- 31:54Speaker 2: a weird move. But again, I also feel like you see...
- 31:58Speaker 2: this impressive filmmaker cutting his teeth. Like, you see him
- 32:01Speaker 2: putting together this really cool thing, but it's not as
- 32:04Speaker 2: polished as it's gonna be in a couple of years
- 32:07Speaker 2: when he makes these other couple of movies.
- 32:09Speaker 3: In comparison to Dark Star, though, Assault on Precinct 13
- 32:13Speaker 3: is a far more polished film.
- 32:14Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, it is very polished compared to Dark Star.
- 32:16Speaker 3: But then, in all fairness, Dark Star, basically, it was
- 32:18Speaker 3: a college film.
- 32:19Speaker 2: Yeah. That one's a rough one. I love Carpenter, but...
- 32:24Speaker 2: i was forcing myself to try to watch i.
- 32:27Speaker 3: Would rather watch ghosts of mars before i would watch
- 32:29Speaker 3: dark star.
- 32:30Speaker 2: I am fascinated by ghosts of mars like we should
- 32:33Speaker 2: come back on a whole carpenter train we really should
- 32:36Speaker 2: unintended there um yeah so i mean if we're on
- 32:41Speaker 2: that sort of offshoot this is also the year we've
- 32:45Speaker 2: brought us uh halloween three Season of the Witch. The
- 32:50Speaker 2: most monumental of all horror films. Beloved the world over. Okay,
- 32:55Speaker 2: now there's a group that does. But at the time,
- 32:59Speaker 2: people lost their minds because it isn't what they wanted. Again,
- 33:04Speaker 2: talking Carpenter, but people were blown away by that first movie.
- 33:09Speaker 2: And the second one comes back and does more of
- 33:11Speaker 2: what we wanted. Sure. good we can see the third
- 33:14Speaker 2: one in this series wait what the hell where's michael
- 33:17Speaker 2: where's michael myers what is this weird cop doing why
- 33:21Speaker 2: are these kids masks have worms oozing out of the
- 33:24Speaker 2: eye holes i like it is the weirdest and i've
- 33:28Speaker 2: gotten to where i love it now right but in
- 33:30Speaker 2: its own little world in its own world where there's
- 33:34Speaker 2: old-timey robots and it has something to do with stonehenge
- 33:38Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what the hell is
- 33:40Speaker 2: going on, but I love it.
- 33:42Speaker 3: It's some sort of weird allegory for consumerism. A good
- 33:46Speaker 3: double feature would be to put this and the stuff together.
- 33:48Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 33:50Speaker 3: Of course, at least the stuff was self-actualized. Season of
- 33:54Speaker 3: the Witch tried to be... They want to make a
- 33:57Speaker 3: real movie.
- 33:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:58Speaker 3: The stuff knew exactly what they were doing.
- 34:00Speaker 2: They're making schlock and they know it and they don't care.
- 34:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 34:03Speaker 2: Whereas, yes.
- 34:03Speaker 3: God bless Larry Cohen.
- 34:05Speaker 2: Halloween 3, they're trying to do something. It's almost too
- 34:08Speaker 2: many things. Like, there are so many moments when I'm like, what? But, like,
- 34:12Speaker 2: why is this even here? Yeah, I mean, I.
- 34:15Speaker 3: I get the whole premise of what they were trying
- 34:17Speaker 3: to do with Halloween 3. It's like, oh, let's keep
- 34:20Speaker 3: it in the season, but let's try something different outside
- 34:22Speaker 3: of Michael Myers.
- 34:23Speaker 2: Which that I liked as the original concept. Like what
- 34:26Speaker 2: Carpenter approached it as.
- 34:28Speaker 3: And they should have done that as a yearly anthology.
- 34:30Speaker 3: And that should have been Halloween 2.
- 34:31Speaker 2: That should have been 2. Should have totally been an
- 34:34Speaker 2: entire different 180 degrees. Let's do something different. And then
- 34:38Speaker 2: we didn't do that because Halloween made so much money
- 34:40Speaker 2: that they were like, do we want more of that money? So,
- 34:43Speaker 2: I mean, it is why we have ended up down
- 34:46Speaker 2: the Michael Myers road that we have. It kept making money.
- 34:50Speaker 3: Yeah, I always find it interesting that, you know, even
- 34:52Speaker 3: now we've got this kind of sub-genre of fans that,
- 34:55Speaker 3: you know, appreciate, you know, Halloween 3 now. It's like,
- 34:58Speaker 3: why have we never gone back to revisit that? We've
- 35:01Speaker 3: had so many, like, we've got a Night of the
- 35:05Speaker 3: Living Dead sequel coming out. In the very near future,
- 35:09Speaker 3: essentially it's a Day of the Dead sequel because the
- 35:11Speaker 3: three survivors from Day of the Dead reprise their roles
- 35:15Speaker 3: in this Night of the Living Dead 2.
- 35:17Speaker 2: Interesting. Yeah. I don't think I've heard too much. I've
- 35:21Speaker 2: been distracted by the animated one that just came out.
- 35:24Speaker 2: The fact that there's an animated Night of the Living
- 35:26Speaker 2: Dead that just now happened. I'm like, okay, whatever. I
- 35:32Speaker 2: love Night of the Living Dead, so definitely. Whatever you
- 35:34Speaker 2: can do with it that's cool, go for it. I
- 35:37Speaker 2: don't know that everything's going to be cool.
- 35:38Speaker 3: Except for the John Russo 30th anniversary cut, which he
- 35:41Speaker 3: added new scenes in.
- 35:42Speaker 2: John Russo's done a lot of strange things in his career. Yes,
- 35:46Speaker 2: he has. I've watched a few of them, and I'm like, John,
- 35:49Speaker 2: what are you doing here? I really don't know. So.
- 35:53Speaker 3: I tell you what, you haven't lived until you've attended
- 35:56Speaker 3: a George Romero Q & A that was two years
- 35:59Speaker 3: removed from that film's release. And then everybody in the
- 36:03Speaker 3: room wants to ask him questions about him and that
- 36:05Speaker 3: thing and John Russo. And he was just holding back
- 36:08Speaker 3: the venom. He did not want to unleash on his
- 36:11Speaker 3: old friend that he no longer enjoyed his company anymore.
- 36:14Speaker 3: But he was being nice. Uh, but you can tell
- 36:17Speaker 3: like he really wanted to just let loose and just
- 36:19Speaker 3: let these fanboys know exactly what he thought of his
- 36:21Speaker 3: old buddy there.
- 36:22Speaker 2: I mean, it was always weird because for so many
- 36:25Speaker 2: years in recent decade plus, like I went to so
- 36:29Speaker 2: many horror conventions and while, you know, George was still around,
- 36:33Speaker 2: like it was, it was interesting because you, you always
- 36:36Speaker 2: had like, they were, banking on anytime they would get
- 36:39Speaker 2: george they would bring in everybody else they could sure
- 36:41Speaker 2: so a lot of the people from the original night
- 36:43Speaker 2: of the living dead that was still around they'd be
- 36:45Speaker 2: at a table signing and so you'd have like when
- 36:48Speaker 2: it's when he first started coming back like when he
- 36:51Speaker 2: we brought it up on the show before when he
- 36:52Speaker 2: came to wonderfest like he just showed up like he
- 36:55Speaker 2: didn't charge anything he didn't charge anything to come like
- 36:58Speaker 2: yeah they were just like hey if we get you
- 37:00Speaker 2: here will you sign he's like who's gonna want to
- 37:02Speaker 2: come see me but Okay.
- 37:04Speaker 3: He knew exactly.
- 37:06Speaker 2: Well, he didn't at the time. He didn't think anybody
- 37:08Speaker 2: was going to show up. That first one, years ago,
- 37:11Speaker 2: before he started doing anything. Because he didn't even charge
- 37:13Speaker 2: for autographs. People just showed up and he signed things
- 37:17Speaker 2: and he was glad people remembered who he was. So
- 37:19Speaker 2: that was like 15 years ago. Then you go.
- 37:22Speaker 3: That was longer than that.
- 37:24Speaker 2: Probably.
- 37:24Speaker 3: That was closer to like.
- 37:26Speaker 2: 20, probably. 25 even. It was a long time. Let
- 37:29Speaker 2: me think.
- 37:30Speaker 3: I've got a picture of that.
- 37:32Speaker 2: And, God. Yeah, he's probably 20. Yeah, maybe even closer
- 37:38Speaker 2: to 30, yeah. That's a long time ago. Yeah, it
- 37:40Speaker 2: was a really long time ago. But that shows you, like,
- 37:43Speaker 2: even he didn't, like, he was, I guess, in the
- 37:46Speaker 2: horror world. He was still making stuff. He still had
- 37:49Speaker 2: his name recognition. But he didn't have the fan base
- 37:51Speaker 2: because the horror fan base wasn't what it was about
- 37:54Speaker 2: to become with horror conventions. So you fast forward 10
- 37:58Speaker 2: years or so, and any time you would see him,
- 38:01Speaker 2: that line would be around the block to get people
- 38:04Speaker 2: to sign a night of living dead one sheet or something. Yeah.
- 38:07Speaker 2: And then like, there'd be a table, usually a few
- 38:10Speaker 2: aisles over where you'd have Russo. Like, so it was
- 38:16Speaker 2: always a different thing because he was banking on like,
- 38:19Speaker 2: he's like a co-writer. I, I'm, I made this happen,
- 38:22Speaker 2: but it's like, it was so interesting that he was
- 38:24Speaker 2: always way far away from where George was and, and was,
- 38:29Speaker 2: he was trying he was he was hawking the stuff
- 38:32Speaker 2: he had the merchandise and everything he could but it
- 38:35Speaker 2: was just such a different take on it watching him
- 38:37Speaker 2: trying to sell himself and being in the same room
- 38:41Speaker 2: more or less where george is at yeah and people
- 38:43Speaker 2: were lined up around the block for him so it's
- 38:45Speaker 2: it was a weird scenario even when they were both
- 38:48Speaker 2: still alive and sitting in the same room together.
- 38:51Speaker 3: Yeah i think remember that same year too i think
- 38:53Speaker 3: uh thomas vini was there yeah as well so yeah
- 38:56Speaker 3: i i've It was a dream come true for me,
- 38:57Speaker 3: because I got to meet Romero and Savini on the
- 38:59Speaker 3: same day, and they were awesome.
- 39:01Speaker 2: Yeah, it was pretty impressive.
- 39:02Speaker 3: I was always blown away how, especially as Romero got older,
- 39:06Speaker 3: he looked basically like Stanley with long hair.
- 39:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:09Speaker 3: Like Stanley with a ponytail, that was George Romero. When
- 39:13Speaker 3: they were younger, they didn't look.
- 39:15Speaker 2: No.
- 39:15Speaker 3: But all of a sudden, when his hair turned gray,
- 39:18Speaker 3: all of a sudden it's like, boom, now you look
- 39:19Speaker 3: like Stanley.
- 39:21Speaker 2: What's the deal with old guys and big glasses?
- 39:24Speaker 3: That's a good thing.
- 39:24Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 39:25Speaker 3: I look forward to getting my giant Coke bottle glasses,
- 39:27Speaker 3: like a Scorsese.
- 39:29Speaker 2: I'm working on them. Alright, so back to our ongoing,
- 39:33Speaker 2: constantly distracted list.
- 39:35Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's how this show works.
- 39:36Speaker 2: I like it. There's a reason there's a meltdown involved.
- 39:40Speaker 3: Another groundbreaking sci-fi film that is beloved by critics all over,
- 39:46Speaker 3: sci-fi fans all over. The audience didn't understand a damn thing.
- 39:53Speaker 3: We're talking Blade Runner.
- 39:54Speaker 2: Yep. I was just thinking we got to get to that.
- 39:56Speaker 2: Cause again, more sci-fi that same year and more like
- 40:01Speaker 2: visually amazing should completely be revolutionary for the genre. And
- 40:07Speaker 2: it kind of eventually would be, but at the time
- 40:10Speaker 2: people were just like, the hell's going on? This is
- 40:13Speaker 2: the hell's Han Solo doing? This doesn't make any sense. Like,
- 40:17Speaker 2: I don't know. I just remember it took a while
- 40:20Speaker 2: before it became the beloved sci-fi classic that it now is.
- 40:25Speaker 3: There was lots of rip-offs, though. Especially when you get
- 40:29Speaker 3: a lot of the sci-fi and a lot of the
- 40:30Speaker 3: action sci-fi stuff. Especially if they had an alien monster.
- 40:35Speaker 3: A good example is the Rutger Hauer flick Split Second.
- 40:38Speaker 3: That's Blade Runner with a lot of water.
- 40:41Speaker 2: And a monster.
- 40:42Speaker 3: It's a very stylized kind of city. Everything's dark. Everything's wet.
- 40:47Speaker 2: It's stylish. I think they even realized their budget limitations
- 40:51Speaker 2: and were like, what if it was dark a lot
- 40:54Speaker 2: of the time? So you can't see those monsters. So
- 40:56Speaker 2: we don't have to do too much With this monster,
- 40:59Speaker 2: because we can't afford to do much with this monster.
- 41:01Speaker 2: Make it dark. There's a lot of dark in that movie.
- 41:04Speaker 3: And we still haven't entirely figured out what this monster is,
- 41:07Speaker 3: even by the end of the movie. Oh, yeah. Is
- 41:10Speaker 3: it an alien?
- 41:10Speaker 2: It's got some plot holes.
- 41:12Speaker 3: Is it a demon?
- 41:13Speaker 2: We don't know. I don't know.
- 41:15Speaker 3: But it's basically, it's Rutger Hauer.
- 41:17Speaker 2: Is King Control tolerable in it? Yeah, she's all right.
- 41:21Speaker 3: Yeah, she's there.
- 41:22Speaker 2: As time went on, I got where I wasn't so
- 41:24Speaker 2: thrilled with her and stuff. But in the beginning, I'm like...
- 41:27Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff I like her in early on.
- 41:29Speaker 3: She's there.
- 41:31Speaker 2: She's just kind of there.
- 41:32Speaker 3: Yeah, she's really not important. The dude that was in
- 41:35Speaker 3: Krull that plays the police chief, he has a better role. Yeah.
- 41:39Speaker 2: We just needed a girl. She got cast as the girl.
- 41:42Speaker 2: The girl, yeah.
- 41:43Speaker 3: I guess Meg Foster wasn't available, so we get Kim Cattrall.
- 41:47Speaker 2: Off being Evil Lynn somewhere. In a movie, just in
- 41:51Speaker 2: her real life. Every day is Evil Lynn for her.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Every day.
- 41:55Speaker 3: And then other groundbreaking sci-fi films, well, kind of a
- 41:59Speaker 3: sci-fi action film, but The Road Warrior, a.k.a.
- 42:02Speaker 2: Mad Max 2. I've, not just recently, but definitely recently
- 42:08Speaker 2: come back around to being like one of the most,
- 42:12Speaker 2: like there are a handful of times in cinema that
- 42:15Speaker 2: you can just pinpoint exactly where something came along and
- 42:19Speaker 2: everything after it changed.
- 42:21Speaker 3: Right.
- 42:21Speaker 2: And that is the post-apocalyptic world that Road Warrior brought
- 42:25Speaker 2: with it. And now everything that mimics a post-apocalyptic, even jokingly,
- 42:30Speaker 2: like the perfect example is the alternate universe they go
- 42:35Speaker 2: to in Rick and Morty where he gets the arm.
- 42:38Speaker 2: It is the most jokingly Road Warrior world. And everything
- 42:45Speaker 2: from that point, if you were going to do something
- 42:47Speaker 2: that was even... Kind of edging its way into post-apocalyptic world.
- 42:52Speaker 2: You would work in elements that kind of look like this.
- 42:55Speaker 2: And like some of them were legitimately post-apocalypse. Sometimes it's
- 42:59Speaker 2: just like when we were watching the Million Ways to
- 43:02Speaker 2: Die or whatever that ridiculous John Stamos movie was. I
- 43:05Speaker 2: was like those guys, half the cast look like they're
- 43:08Speaker 2: out of Road Warrior.
- 43:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 43:09Speaker 2: For no reason. They're in Los Angeles in modern day.
- 43:13Speaker 2: Like there's no excuse for it, except it was an aesthetic.
- 43:16Speaker 2: It became a thing. And only people that like get
- 43:21Speaker 2: into those type of movies, like responded to it. But
- 43:23Speaker 2: the ones that did loved it so much that you
- 43:26Speaker 2: see it in all these movies that keep coming after it.
- 43:29Speaker 2: So that is one of those things that I'm just like,
- 43:32Speaker 2: there are a handful of moments where I'm like everything
- 43:34Speaker 2: from this point on, we wouldn't have weird science. We
- 43:37Speaker 2: didn't have Road Warrior first. So it's like you can't
- 43:39Speaker 2: have the joking mimicry of it until you get the
- 43:43Speaker 2: initial thing that changes the whole system. And that was
- 43:47Speaker 2: Road Warrior.
- 43:48Speaker 3: Even Road Warrior touched so many other places. Lord Humongous
- 43:51Speaker 3: was copied so many times in pro wrestling. He's still copied.
- 43:56Speaker 3: There's a wrestler by the name of Karrion Kross who's around.
- 43:59Speaker 3: He looks like Lord Humongous. He had a good gimmick
- 44:01Speaker 3: when he was in the developmentals and he gets over
- 44:03Speaker 3: to the big dance, as they call it, the primetime shows.
- 44:07Speaker 3: And they change his outfit and now he looks like
- 44:08Speaker 3: Lord Humongous. He's got the bullet straps. He's got the
- 44:12Speaker 3: weird hockey.
- 44:13Speaker 2: Mask thing that he wears. It's like, why? It's just,
- 44:18Speaker 2: it is weird how much, and even weirder that this
- 44:21Speaker 2: isn't like, oh, it's the first movie to do this.
- 44:24Speaker 2: It's the second in a series, but the first one
- 44:26Speaker 2: is so weird in its own world that it doesn't
- 44:29Speaker 2: even match up with The Road Warrior, really. So, like,
- 44:32Speaker 2: even in the initial movie, we don't get anything like that.
- 44:34Speaker 2: But you come back, whatever time period it is later,
- 44:37Speaker 2: after the first movie supposedly happened. And the world is
- 44:40Speaker 2: so different. And so, just, yeah, it changed everything.
- 44:45Speaker 3: I grew up with the whole Mad Max franchise. I
- 44:48Speaker 3: was just, yeah, I mean, I was a movie kid anyway,
- 44:50Speaker 3: but I lashed on a lot of the weird stuff.
- 44:52Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. And the one thing.
- 44:54Speaker 3: I've always appreciated about the series, and of course, you know,
- 44:57Speaker 3: the Fury Road, the more recent one, is that it
- 44:59Speaker 3: is a world that does not get better. it progressively
- 45:04Speaker 3: gets worse. Even at the end of the world, it
- 45:07Speaker 3: still is getting worse. That's what I love about the
- 45:12Speaker 3: whole thing. George Miller is just an insane genius. We
- 45:17Speaker 3: can do another show about him, about prolific.
- 45:18Speaker 2: He is also in the Bob Clark camp of Road
- 45:23Speaker 2: Warrior and Babe? Yes, there we go. Thank you. There's
- 45:27Speaker 2: our comparison. There is our comparison. What the hell is
- 45:30Speaker 2: going on in your brain?
- 45:32Speaker 3: And he made Babe because, like, I want my kids
- 45:34Speaker 3: to be able to watch one of my movies.
- 45:35Speaker 2: I like penguins. I'm going to make some stuff with penguins. Yeah.
- 45:38Speaker 2: Then I'm going to come back and do more Fury Road. Yeah,
- 45:41Speaker 2: it's fine. I'm like, you are an insane person, and
- 45:44Speaker 2: I'm so glad you're out there because... You make great
- 45:48Speaker 2: movies and they don't make any sense together. But individually,
- 45:51Speaker 2: they're amazing.
- 45:52Speaker 3: But it just made my heart so happy when I
- 45:54Speaker 3: was like, okay, we're finally getting to Fury Road after
- 45:56Speaker 3: so many stalls.
- 45:58Speaker 2: No pun intended. Things like that.
- 46:01Speaker 3: And then he still is doing it his same way.
- 46:04Speaker 2: He's doing it real effects.
- 46:07Speaker 3: Now, we can't be quite as dangerous and reckless as
- 46:10Speaker 3: we were in Mad Max 1 and 2.
- 46:12Speaker 2: Yeah. But, I mean, come on.
- 46:15Speaker 3: We saw somebody get in a car wreck. on film
- 46:17Speaker 3: in Mad Max 1. The guy survived the car wreck,
- 46:21Speaker 3: but nonetheless, we see that happen.
- 46:23Speaker 2: Well, even as the series progresses, it's like, you don't
- 46:26Speaker 2: see him doing that kind of crazy stuff by that
- 46:28Speaker 2: third one, because by that third one, Mel Gibson is
- 46:30Speaker 2: a huge star.
- 46:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 46:31Speaker 2: So it's like, no, no, we can't put him in
- 46:34Speaker 2: danger now. But yeah, two, he was still an up-and-coming nobody.
- 46:37Speaker 2: You can almost kill him.
- 46:38Speaker 1: It's fine.
- 46:39Speaker 3: By two, he was becoming the young heartthrob.
- 46:42Speaker 2: By three, he's Lethal Weapon. He's like, look, there's a
- 46:45Speaker 2: reason I got this hair, and you're not cutting it.
- 46:47Speaker 2: I don't care if I'm coming back. I'm keeping my
- 46:50Speaker 2: pretty long hair.
- 46:50Speaker 3: I gotta go do Lethal Weapon 3. And since we're
- 46:53Speaker 3: talking about flowing locks in a desert-like setting, let's talk
- 46:59Speaker 3: about Conan the Barbarian and.
- 47:03Speaker 2: Its epic, epic poetry. Another one that... found a home
- 47:08Speaker 2: i think more on video and cable i guess it
- 47:12Speaker 2: did okay it's in the running there.
- 47:14Speaker 3: It did well at the box office yeah but.
- 47:16Speaker 2: I still feel like it's so rumored like people know
- 47:18Speaker 2: it almost by title and by like referencing but when
- 47:22Speaker 2: you go back and watch it because i remember we
- 47:24Speaker 2: did an episode years ago and i went back and
- 47:26Speaker 2: it's probably the first time i'd sat down and watched
- 47:28Speaker 2: it since i saw it on cable as a kid
- 47:30Speaker 2: and i'm just like it is so not what it
- 47:32Speaker 2: is not trying to be a schlocky sword and sandal
- 47:36Speaker 2: movie like it's trying to be kind of artsy really
- 47:39Speaker 2: more so than you would expect from a conan movie
- 47:42Speaker 2: now conan the destroyer way more serviceable and in a
- 47:47Speaker 2: way i like i liked that like it's it's interesting
- 47:49Speaker 2: that it it started to become all of the knockoffs
- 47:52Speaker 2: you know it's like all of the movies that came
- 47:54Speaker 2: after conan weren't trying to be artsy most of the
- 47:57Speaker 2: time they were trying to just have some guys in
- 48:00Speaker 2: loincloths and smack some swords together and like and i
- 48:03Speaker 2: love those too don't get me wrong but in fact
- 48:06Speaker 2: one of them also came out this year but we'll
- 48:09Speaker 2: get to that in a minute here um would.
- 48:11Speaker 3: You be talking about somebody has control over animals perhaps.
- 48:14Speaker 2: Maybe maybe yeah i may have obsessed over this movie
- 48:19Speaker 2: most of my life but hbo hey That was another one.
- 48:24Speaker 2: It was way down the list and I was just like,
- 48:26Speaker 2: oh my god. That's this year too.
- 48:29Speaker 3: Another beloved director of mine, Don Coscarelli.
- 48:31Speaker 2: Oh man. Even he doesn't like that movie, but I
- 48:34Speaker 2: say he's wrong. I love Beastmaster.
- 48:37Speaker 3: I'm sorry, sir.
- 48:38Speaker 2: I enjoy your movie very much.
- 48:40Speaker 3: The sequel's not so much, but the.
- 48:42Speaker 2: First one is. But that first one is magical. It
- 48:45Speaker 2: really is. I know it's not what you wanted it
- 48:49Speaker 2: to be, but I don't care. And that's why he
- 48:52Speaker 2: signed my one sheet. So there's a Beastmaster one sheet
- 48:56Speaker 2: signed reluctantly by Don Coscarelli.
- 48:58Speaker 3: That's good.
- 48:59Speaker 2: He was actually such a good sport about it, he
- 49:01Speaker 2: didn't even mention that. I've only heard that later in
- 49:04Speaker 2: interviews and stuff, how upset he was that the studio
- 49:07Speaker 2: wouldn't let him do what he wanted to do. Sure.
- 49:08Speaker 2: But when I showed up with the poster, he was like, hey, yeah, cool,
- 49:11Speaker 2: we had fun doing that like he's still he's just
- 49:14Speaker 2: a good spirited guy yeah yeah a lot of interviews
- 49:17Speaker 2: i've seen him on it just seems like a really
- 49:19Speaker 2: nice guy he's super laid back and knows he's got
- 49:22Speaker 2: his hardcore fan base with like phantasm so he doesn't
- 49:25Speaker 2: have to worry about you know yeah he can the
- 49:28Speaker 2: occasional beast master person comes up like myself and like
- 49:30Speaker 2: he's like yeah it's.
- 49:31Speaker 3: Fine and if i've seen another martin or knight riders
- 49:35Speaker 3: fan i.
- 49:36Speaker 2: Will hug you uh because that's That would be me.
- 49:40Speaker 3: Yeah, we are in a minority. But most of the
- 49:43Speaker 3: time it's not because they're bad movies. It's because people
- 49:45Speaker 3: just haven't seen them.
- 49:46Speaker 2: Again, I like that all of my stuff and my
- 49:49Speaker 2: attachment to it filters into stuff laying around my house.
- 49:52Speaker 2: If you go in the other room, there's a Martin
- 49:54Speaker 2: refrigerator magnet.
- 49:55Speaker 3: Nice.
- 49:56Speaker 2: That's the level of dork that I am.
- 49:58Speaker 3: Nice.
- 49:59Speaker 4: I have a Martin refrigerator magnet. Well, I mean, I
- 50:03Speaker 4: showed up in the Flynn's Arcade t-shirt. We're talking about
- 50:05Speaker 4: Tron today, so, you know. And this is not my
- 50:07Speaker 4: only Tron t-shirt, by the way.
- 50:09Speaker 3: I have more than one.
- 50:10Speaker 2: Believe that.
- 50:12Speaker 3: There are a few strange franchises that I have more
- 50:15Speaker 3: than one t-shirt representing here. But, yeah, back to Conan, yes,
- 50:19Speaker 3: I agree. There was definitely something that John Milius was
- 50:22Speaker 3: trying to do, and I was there for it.
- 50:24Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
- 50:25Speaker 3: Interestingly enough, Oliver Stone did the first draft of the
- 50:29Speaker 3: script on this.
- 50:29Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 50:30Speaker 3: It was early in his career, still just writing the
- 50:31Speaker 3: screenplays and whatnot. I mean, he is a good screenwriter.
- 50:34Speaker 2: I mean, there's many of the things he went on
- 50:36Speaker 2: to make that is pretty solid because it has a
- 50:40Speaker 2: good structure there. So I like that we're building on that,
- 50:44Speaker 2: but then I feel like it gets spun in a
- 50:46Speaker 2: whole other direction once it gets handed off to this
- 50:50Speaker 2: director and you get It has to have a lot
- 50:55Speaker 2: of things being thrown into that pot. If you're a
- 50:58Speaker 2: Conan fan, though, I highly recommend trying to find.
- 51:01Speaker 3: I'm sure you can.
- 51:01Speaker 2: Find it online.
- 51:02Speaker 3: You can get anything online nowadays. But trying to find
- 51:04Speaker 3: the original Oliver Stone script for that. Because it's weird.
- 51:08Speaker 3: It gets very psychedelic in some spots. You just got
- 51:12Speaker 3: back from Nam, man.
- 51:13Speaker 2: What do you want?
- 51:15Speaker 3: But yeah, there's some real psychedelic spots in there where
- 51:18Speaker 3: it's kind of like, okay, you were... You were doing something.
- 51:22Speaker 3: I know John Milius kind of toned down a lot.
- 51:24Speaker 3: There's a little bit of that in there.
- 51:26Speaker 2: Again, more than you would expect for the type of
- 51:28Speaker 2: movie you would think that it is. But it gets
- 51:32Speaker 2: a little trippy here and there.
- 51:33Speaker 3: Yeah, basically the scene with the witch would have been weirder.
- 51:37Speaker 3: And definitely the Thulsa Doom transformation scene was a lot weirder.
- 51:42Speaker 3: And there's some other weirdness in there too. But yeah, it's...
- 51:44Speaker 3: It's an interesting read to see where we were going
- 51:47Speaker 3: and where we went. But yeah, Conan the Barbarian plays
- 51:52Speaker 3: a very heavy role in my upbringing because it was
- 51:56Speaker 3: one of the two R-rated films I saw at a
- 51:59Speaker 3: tender age of eight years old. My first R-rated film.
- 52:01Speaker 3: We went to a drive-in because I was a huge
- 52:03Speaker 3: Conan fan because I grew up on the Robert E.
- 52:05Speaker 3: Howard stuff and the comics. And so a movie was
- 52:08Speaker 3: coming out and I'm like, yeah, I'm there. I didn't
- 52:10Speaker 3: really even know who Arnold was. I was like, it's Conan.
- 52:12Speaker 2: I mean nobody really did at that point like he'd
- 52:14Speaker 2: already made stuff but unless you were following his bodybuilding
- 52:19Speaker 2: career it's like he really didn't break through until conan
- 52:22Speaker 2: and terminator so.
- 52:23Speaker 3: Yeah yeah i i did not see uh what was
- 52:26Speaker 3: the bodybuilder the raw.
- 52:28Speaker 2: Pumping iron pumping iron yeah he's in that one and.
- 52:31Speaker 3: Yeah i was thinking a raw deal i was like
- 52:32Speaker 3: no that was his mobster.
- 52:33Speaker 2: Movie is he in uh what is the Is it
- 52:37Speaker 2: a Hercules movie? Yeah, there's a Hercules movie. One of
- 52:40Speaker 2: those really ones that nobody saw. But other than that,
- 52:45Speaker 2: it's Conan and Terminator that makes him a household name.
- 52:47Speaker 3: Yeah, and God bless my parents.
- 52:49Speaker 2: They took me to the drive-in.
- 52:53Speaker 3: And we saw Conan the Barbarian, and I'm like.
- 52:55Speaker 2: All right.
- 52:56Speaker 3: Were people getting their heads chopped off?
- 52:58Speaker 2: It's very violent. I'm seeing some.
- 53:00Speaker 3: Boobs, and this is pretty good.
- 53:01Speaker 2: All right.
- 53:02Speaker 3: It was pretty hardcore for its time. I was there
- 53:04Speaker 3: for its time, yeah. And we stayed for the second film.
- 53:07Speaker 3: The second film of the two-film double feature, 48 Hours.
- 53:12Speaker 2: Another totally different genre, but groundbreaking in a way. Again,
- 53:18Speaker 2: you saw them completely try to rip off this if
- 53:22Speaker 2: not the screenplay, certainly the idea, the chemistry, the, I mean,
- 53:26Speaker 2: would we have even had the term a buddy cop
- 53:29Speaker 2: movie without 48 hours, which is funny because one of
- 53:32Speaker 2: them's not a cop at all, but like it kind
- 53:35Speaker 2: of created that mold that everything that came after that, again,
- 53:39Speaker 2: would we have lethal weapon without 48 hours?
- 53:41Speaker 3: I don't know, but there's a career making film for
- 53:44Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy, you know, so it made him a household name.
- 53:47Speaker 2: Most definitely.
- 53:48Speaker 3: I mean, if you already knew him from SNL at
- 53:49Speaker 3: that time, but, It showed he could do something else. Yeah,
- 53:53Speaker 3: that was a huge thing for him. Yeah, so those
- 53:57Speaker 3: two movies are my first R-rated films that I saw
- 53:59Speaker 3: at the tender age of eight years old.
- 54:01Speaker 2: Explains so much.
- 54:02Speaker 3: It really does. Both of those films, especially Conan, will
- 54:06Speaker 3: have a very warm place in my heart. But Walter Hill,
- 54:09Speaker 3: director of 48 Hours, another director I could do a
- 54:12Speaker 3: show on.
- 54:13Speaker 2: Yeah, we've mentioned that, so we may... pencil in some
- 54:18Speaker 2: of these for future.
- 54:21Speaker 3: Future episodes alright so a couple more movies to get
- 54:25Speaker 3: to to round out our just the summer movies just
- 54:29Speaker 3: the summer movies here Fast Times at Ridgemont High came
- 54:32Speaker 3: out this summer.
- 54:33Speaker 2: I've heard of that one there's a couple of people
- 54:36Speaker 2: you might have seen in other things later.
- 54:38Speaker 3: Just a few a very famous scene thanks to Celebrity
- 54:44Speaker 3: Skin As told us there, one of the most famous
- 54:47Speaker 3: nude scenes in all cinema.
- 54:49Speaker 2: I mean, I think it broke a lot of young boys.
- 54:54Speaker 2: Maybe some girls.
- 54:55Speaker 3: There was a lot of stock in Kleenex that year.
- 54:58Speaker 2: I think it just, yeah, I don't think people knew
- 55:01Speaker 2: what to do once that happened. I think there was
- 55:04Speaker 2: a lot of people who had a really good idea.
- 55:06Speaker 2: I don't know what they did right away. It took
- 55:08Speaker 2: them a minute to be like, okay, wait.
- 55:09Speaker 3: What do I do? At least wait until they got home.
- 55:11Speaker 3: They figured it out then.
- 55:12Speaker 2: Yeah. This is an instructional video that Judge Reinhold is
- 55:16Speaker 2: putting together for us.
- 55:17Speaker 3: It is, yeah.
- 55:19Speaker 2: See, there you go.
- 55:19Speaker 3: That's another groundbreaking.
- 55:20Speaker 2: He created a J-O-I. So, there's a lot going on.
- 55:26Speaker 2: And again, that's impressive just for writing and being like
- 55:31Speaker 2: another supposed to be teen movie, in quotes here, but
- 55:36Speaker 2: like kind of brutally honest about a lot of stuff.
- 55:40Speaker 2: So Amy Heckerling puts together a really impressive movie here
- 55:44Speaker 2: for somebody that people weren't really familiar with and didn't
- 55:48Speaker 2: have a huge budget but had this amazing cast of
- 55:51Speaker 2: nobodies at the time. Basically, none of them were really
- 55:55Speaker 2: recognizable and put together this amazing movie that, again, when
- 56:00Speaker 2: you go back and watch it years later, you're just like, wow,
- 56:02Speaker 2: they were... Doing a lot of stuff you wouldn't think
- 56:05Speaker 2: they would get away with. And I think that's why.
- 56:07Speaker 2: It's so under the radar at that point.
- 56:08Speaker 3: And I think of the 80s films, especially like your
- 56:11Speaker 3: coming of age, your sex comedy movies, it's one that
- 56:13Speaker 3: still holds up today.
- 56:14Speaker 2: That one does.
- 56:15Speaker 3: Because there's still teen pregnancy. There's still, you know, boyfriends
- 56:17Speaker 3: ditching their pregnant girlfriends.
- 56:19Speaker 2: There's another one on this list that ruined my life
- 56:22Speaker 2: at that point. Again, I forgot was also this year.
- 56:25Speaker 2: If we're going down the teen comedies, sex comedies. Uh-huh.
- 56:31Speaker 2: leaving your girlfriend getting people pregnant like i was not
- 56:34Speaker 2: prepared for that movie at all do we want to
- 56:37Speaker 2: jump to that i don't know let's do it summer
- 56:39Speaker 2: but i again we did a whole episode on it
- 56:42Speaker 2: and i i again it's one of those i started
- 56:45Speaker 2: piecing together like i hadn't watched it in years and
- 56:49Speaker 2: then i went back i was like oh yeah i
- 56:50Speaker 2: remember watching this on cable as a kid and Probably
- 56:54Speaker 2: for the, oh boy, it's a sex comedy. Boobs. No.
- 56:59Speaker 2: I mean, yes, that's there. But we're talking The Last
- 57:03Speaker 2: American Virgin. And if you've not seen it, you're not
- 57:08Speaker 2: prepared for what's going to happen. You may think it's
- 57:11Speaker 2: a dumb sex comedy and half of the time you're right. Yeah.
- 57:15Speaker 2: But that other half is mean. It is just a
- 57:19Speaker 2: brutally honest. this is the way the world works, kids.
- 57:24Speaker 2: And I realized like, that's, that's the wonder of doing
- 57:28Speaker 2: this ridiculous show is talking about stuff and then figuring
- 57:31Speaker 2: out how not just we as society and the movies
- 57:35Speaker 2: that we watch, but personally how we like got to
- 57:38Speaker 2: where we are. And I'm like, I think back and
- 57:41Speaker 2: I'm like, this will be the one if not just
- 57:43Speaker 2: for me, for so many kids, that's just like, okay,
- 57:48Speaker 2: you're ruined now.
- 57:49Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah.
- 57:50Speaker 2: Don't ever get in a relationship. Don't ever trust anyone. Like,
- 57:54Speaker 2: everything about this is just, oh, God. Like, it's just mean-spirited,
- 57:59Speaker 2: and it didn't mean to be that. Like, it's a
- 58:03Speaker 2: redone version of a movie from a different country that
- 58:06Speaker 2: we put together and shoved in the sex comedy, which
- 58:10Speaker 2: actually is in the original one, but we put this weird,
- 58:13Speaker 2: hard edge to it that just.
- 58:18Speaker 2: I don't know that I recovered ever after that.
- 58:21Speaker 3: Well, it's kind of one of those movies that, like,
- 58:24Speaker 3: it is brutally honest in the same way that, you know,
- 58:26Speaker 3: Ridgemont High is.
- 58:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 58:28Speaker 3: But Ridgemont High still has a little bit of entertainment
- 58:30Speaker 3: value with the brutality.
- 58:32Speaker 2: Genuinely funny along the way.
- 58:34Speaker 3: Last American Version, you're leaving that movie, like, Oh God. Yeah.
- 58:39Speaker 3: It's like, okay, well relationships are bad. Men are pigs.
- 58:43Speaker 2: Cause the funny stuff is like, it feels like one
- 58:47Speaker 2: of the ones that was a knockoff trying to be porkies.
- 58:50Speaker 2: It's the same year. So it really couldn't have been
- 58:52Speaker 2: trying to be that. It was just trying to be
- 58:55Speaker 2: a genuine sex comedy of the time. But those don't
- 58:59Speaker 2: hold up. Like those scenes are just kind of like
- 59:01Speaker 2: another dumb 80s sex comedy. And like, they're just silly
- 59:04Speaker 2: and there to show boobs. But like, then you flip
- 59:07Speaker 2: the switch to the other side of that screenplay and
- 59:09Speaker 2: you're just like, oh God, like this is terrible. So
- 59:15Speaker 2: if you haven't seen it, run out and watch that one.
- 59:18Speaker 2: Cause I have not recovered yet.
- 59:21Speaker 3: If Brick by Ben Folds Five is one of your
- 59:23Speaker 3: go-to happy songs, then check out the last American version
- 59:27Speaker 3: because you're going to have a romp of a good time.
- 59:29Speaker 2: Poor Diane Franklin. I remember talking to her, and even
- 59:32Speaker 2: then I had to be like, I hope you're happy.
- 59:35Speaker 2: You guys ruined me. Are you okay? This is why
- 59:37Speaker 2: I'm messed up now. It's all your fault. Okay, it's
- 59:40Speaker 2: not your fault, but the director's fault.
- 59:44Speaker 3: Let's see here. But yeah, other movies that we're getting
- 59:46Speaker 3: outside of the summer now, there are some other decent
- 59:51Speaker 3: genre films, stuff I've beloved as a child.
- 59:53Speaker 2: A lot of horror stuff that year, surprisingly.
- 59:55Speaker 3: That year too, but we briefly touched on Beastmaster.
- 59:57Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 59:59Speaker 3: Love that movie. Seen it a ton of times.
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: Life-changing for me.
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: The Sword and the Sorcerer. One of my favorite obscure movies.
- 1:00:06Speaker 3: Starring good old-fashioned Lee Horsley fresh off of a hotel's cancellation.
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: There's so many of those that become a blur. I
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: watched so many as a kid on cable. And now
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: it takes all this time to go back and piece together.
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: The only one I really remembered... was beastmaster because i
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: watched it so many damn times and all the rest
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: i'm like now which is the one with this and
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: this happened and so it's only years later when i
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: go back and watch them i'm like okay i do
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: remember this and this is the yeah so i i
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: have to like separate my sword and sandal movies because
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: they all become a big blur.
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: Yeah, I grew up on all those. I mean, I
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: celebrate a lot of them, even the bad ones.
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: The bad ones are almost better sometimes.
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: They really are. And I highly recommend, if anybody's an
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: Amazon Prime subscriber, they are glorious about having a lot
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: of the Rift Tracks stuff on there. And the Rift
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: Track fellas do your Warrior of the Future stuff. And
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: the only good thing about that movie was the theme song.
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: If you're into 80s cheesy metal. Because that's a really
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: cool song with a really shitty movie.
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: Those type of movies. They are their own thing.
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: Hawk the Slayer.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: See, that one I did. I watched that one a lot.
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: Now, I will fervently defend Lady Hawk.
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: I will defend that one. I think I fell into
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: the category of most people when I saw that. And again,
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: I was relatively young, but I was just like, this
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: is slow. There's not enough swording going on. I think
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: I went in like everybody else, expecting it to be Beastmaster,
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: and it's not.
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: Obviously, what they were trying to do, what Tony Scott
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: was trying to do when he was making that movie was,
- 1:01:52Speaker 3: let's make a fantasy film that would appeal more to women.
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: Yeah. have more of a romantic angle and that's probably
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: why dumb kid me was just like what is this
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: well and you you.
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: You shouldn't be faulted for that because of the marketing
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: of said film because the marketing didn't know what the
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: hell they had and the.
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: Thing is i haven't watched it since then so if
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: i go back and watch it now i hope i'm
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: a little more developed and i would actually appreciate the
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: story that they're trying to tell because at the time
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: i was just like.
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: This is slow Well, you have a very kind of
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: like warm sort of relationship between Rutger Hauer and Matthew
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: Broderick's characters. And you've got the nice love story and
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: the star-crossed lovers, you know, the separation and everything. And
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: there's shape-changing involved.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: That's cool.
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: I mean, okay. Yeah, so it's definitely was trying to
- 1:02:38Speaker 3: do something a little different. And I appreciated what it
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: was doing because I saw so many of these fantasy films.
- 1:02:43Speaker 3: I appreciate the ones that went a little different, like
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: your Legends and, you know, whatever else, you know.
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: I remember even at the time thinking the casting on
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: Matthew Broderick was weird. Do you agree now? Since you've
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: watched it more recently, I would assume. Does it feel
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: like a real reach in the casting department of like,
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: let's make something popular with the kids too. It felt
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: like it was a, they know this guy, let's put
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: him in here.
- 1:03:09Speaker 3: He didn't seem completely out of place, I don't think.
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: It was definitely, if you weren't prepared for the fact
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: that this is going to be a little bit of
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: a different film than the humor that he brings is off-putting.
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: It just seemed a little modern compared to everything. And
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: Rutger Hauer is being very of the time. And Michelle
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: Pfeiffer is being very period piece. And then Matthew Broderick
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: seems a little modern. But that's just... Again, that's just
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: my memory of it. I have not watched it in
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: quite a while.
- 1:03:38Speaker 3: But, you know, you're not off the mark, though. Yeah, but...
- 1:03:41Speaker 3: I guess they had to throw in some comedic value
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: in there.
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: So there you go. You just throw in Ferris Bueller.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: Kids like him. I feel like the meeting notes right there.
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: They were just like, kids like Ferris Bueller. I was
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: trying to think. What was... Because that was pre-Ferris, wasn't it?
- 1:03:56Speaker 3: That was pre-Ferris. So he was known for War Games.
- 1:03:59Speaker 3: War Games, yeah.
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: I loved War Games. I watched a lot of that one.
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: So yeah, I would have known him.
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: Any hacker worth their salt of a certain age knows
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: War Games. And you love that movie because it taught
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: you things.
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: I don't know that I was a hacker, but I
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: was playing my Vic-20.
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: I wasn't either, but there were some kids out there
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: who had to be. Let's see here. Other beloved movies.
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: First Blood.
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: I just, as the Rambo genre goes, this is definitely
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: the tentpole.
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: This is the Mad Max of them because it isn't
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: the movie that the rest of them would become. Right.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: It is a, it's actually like a decent drama and
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: it is kind of about this character and his coming
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: back for more and suffering the country, not wanting him.
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: And yeah, nobody knowing what PTSD is at that point.
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: So he's going through some mental stuff and the, the
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: country doesn't really want him. And like, so it, it,
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: It actually has some serious stuff at the heart of it. Right.
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: And it doesn't... Like, it gets to be an action
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: movie before long, but it still doesn't get to the...
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: crazy over the top level of anything to follow even
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: in the very next movie like rambo is an over-the-top
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: explosion of a movie that is yay gung-ho join the
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: army kids first blood is not that first blood is
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: for the love of god don't join the army.
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: Yeah it is the opposite of that and it's so
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: strange how that was kind of like so beloved of
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: the series it's like.
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: It's not the same type of movie at all.
- 1:05:28Speaker 3: It's completely antithetical. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's like, well,
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: I mean, the original ending for First Blood, John Rambo dies. Yeah.
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: He dies in a hail of gunfire.
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: Which wouldn't actually fit the rest of that story perfectly.
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: It really wouldn't, yeah. I mean, because he has the
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: whole conversation with Colonel Troutman in the store, and reminiscing
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: on his buddies getting killed and all that stuff, and
- 1:05:50Speaker 3: he comes back dumping all his emotions.
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: To his old friend.
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: And then basically he still, you know, something triggers him.
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: He goes back out and, you know, takes a few
- 1:05:59Speaker 3: cops with him and then they mow him down.
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: End of movie.
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: Yeah. But then like, oh no, we're going to make
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: a franchise of this guy.
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: I don't even know. Did they know then that they
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: were going to make a franchise? Or was it just like,
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: this isn't going to play well to audiences. We'll at
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: least have him. He'll get arrested. That's a downer of
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: an ending, right? So. I don't know. I don't know.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: It doesn't feel like they were planning a franchise with
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: that character because he's so low key and he's hurt.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: He's a wounded character, but he's not the guy you
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: see in Rambo.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: Not a hero, yeah.
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: He's not what we see in any of these sequels.
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: Or even what you would want to pin your action
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: movie on. He's so reluctant in that first one. He
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: doesn't want to kill people. He just sort of snaps
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: back into Vietnam mode.
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: Sure, yeah.
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: He doesn't want to do it. He goes out of
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: his way to not hurt people in that first movie
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: as long as he can. If they just leave him
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: the hell alone, he'd be fine. But again, that's one
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: of those I recently was referencing when we lost Brian Dennehy.
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: I was like, that's such a great... Brian Dennehy role.
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: It really is.
- 1:07:03Speaker 3: He is so good.
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: And it's like the other hand. He is the balance
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: to that movie that makes it not just a forgettable.
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: I think if you didn't get Rambo out of this,
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: people might not even remember that movie if it didn't
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: have that other... It's such a good balance between him
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: and Brian Dennehy.
- 1:07:21Speaker 3: I know. Brian Dennehy could just play just a bad guy.
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: There was no... He didn't have any kind of grand performance.
- 1:07:29Speaker 3: It was just a slight turn of things.
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not even really the villain of it. He's just...
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: He makes things worse. He makes bad decisions and ends
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: up hurting our hero, but I'm like, he's never an
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: out-and-out villain. He's just a guy that does the wrong thing,
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: and he picked the wrong guy to do it with.
- 1:07:48Speaker 3: He's a major asshole.
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: He's kind of... He has a badge. But he didn't
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: even start off. He's just kind of like... if you'll
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: get the hell out of my town, I'll leave you.
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: You know, that's what I think is funny. Like back
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: when vagrancy was, you know, an issue.
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: When that's what you could get arrested for and escorted
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: out of town for. I was like, yeah, now all
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: we have is homeless people. So good luck. But yeah, I,
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: I really like first blood and I think it's so
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: different than everything else in that series. even the later ones,
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: which are fun. That last one's odd, but the one
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: before is really cool. The way that they re-approach that character,
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: but all of them are just so different than first blood.
- 1:08:38Speaker 3: Well, you got to think of some of the politics
- 1:08:39Speaker 3: that go into it. Like, you know, Rambo 2 is
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: obviously like yay Reaganomics.
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: It was almost the poster for that era of politics.
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: We were so yay America at that point.
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: And then we had some hostage crisis situations in the
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: news at that time too. So this was like, hey,
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: we're going to go and we're going to get those
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: guys over there.
- 1:08:59Speaker 2: This is how we deal with things. You don't mess
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: with us because we'll come in with guns a-blazin' like Rambo.
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: Like it was the poster child for that party and
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: that movement in that point in time.
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: And then we go into Rambo 3.
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: That one's really weird because at the time it was
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: just another story but now when you dig into the
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: politics of it it is a weird movie.
- 1:09:24Speaker 3: The movie is dedicated to the taliban.
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: Let's help get you guys some weapons okay.
- 1:09:32Speaker 3: Because rambo was helping out the afghanistan's from the evil.
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: Russians well we do hate russia we we do we
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: certainly do in the 80s yeah we we hate.
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: Russia we don't ever hate afghanistan then um But yeah,
- 1:09:45Speaker 3: now we got some issues with them.
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: Issues, we'll say.
- 1:09:50Speaker 3: Yeah, talk about major regrets on a piece of film there.
- 1:09:54Speaker 3: It's like, okay, you can get away with the whole movie,
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: but when that little title card comes up, dedicated to
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: the freedom fighters of Afghanistan and the Taliban, like the
- 1:10:04Speaker 3: word Taliban pops up and we're dedicating this movie and
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: praise all out of you guys.
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: Like, oh. When they put it out on DVD, do
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: you think they pulled that part in?
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: I feel like they should have. Last time I saw
- 1:10:17Speaker 3: the movie, and it was on a streaming service, I think,
- 1:10:21Speaker 3: that title card's still up there. No one's noticed that
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: except for us.
- 1:10:27Speaker 2: See, well, that's the thing. Nobody cared about it. Like,
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: even at the time, the third one didn't do great.
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: Oh, God, it did not.
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: It died and kind of killed the franchise for a
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: long time there.
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: Yeah, it was not good.
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: And it had a lot to do with that curly mullet.
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: It was not a good look. Two is his iconic look.
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: He's still got the longer hair, but he looked pretty cool.
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: The headband made it okay.
- 1:10:51Speaker 3: Somebody got a hold of him and permed his ass
- 1:10:53Speaker 3: and then sent him to Afghanistan.
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a bad idea.
- 1:10:58Speaker 3: Yeah. Both of them.
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: Yeah. But let's see here.
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: Some other interesting entries into film history here. Grease 2.
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: The Beloved Grease 2.
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: Well, it's beloved by some.
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: Not that many. Not many.
- 1:11:17Speaker 3: Mostly beloved for all the wrong reasons. That's probably the
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: original intention.
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: I feel like there's a hardcore fan base of genuine
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: musical people that do like that one. And maybe just
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: because they didn't like the first one, they want to
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: have something to latch on to. And it is so
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: not that first movie that I don't... I kind of
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: remember seeing it on cable. I don't remember much of anything.
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: For me, in my experience, it seemed to be on
- 1:11:44Speaker 3: HBO once every 48 hours. That sounds about right.
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: But then again, in the old days of cable, they
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: only had about 10 movies, and they just looped them.
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: But I mean, I have to at least appreciate the
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: fact that what musical are you going to have a
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: song that's about bowling, but it's also a sex allegory?
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: The only reason it's gotten anything lately was that extra
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: little tidbit, I guess pun intended, that is going on
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: in the background of a scene lately. Have you seen this?
- 1:12:17Speaker 3: No.
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: Pop up, pun intended again. There's a scene where they're,
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: and this was just in the last year, people were like, hey,
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: check this out. And they're having dialogue in the front
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: of the scene and in the back there's a guy
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: doing hurdles. And he's wearing, I don't know, I guess
- 1:12:33Speaker 2: old 80s shorts.
- 1:12:35Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: And that's all he's wearing. And they're like, hey, watch. Oh,
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: all right. Who didn't catch that in the editing bay?
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: Somebody needed to be paying attention to the background.
- 1:12:48Speaker 3: Well, I mean, that's definitely, I mean, like, there's always
- 1:12:51Speaker 3: the ending of Teen Wolf that people want to point out.
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: Which you have the different versions of when you go
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: back and look, depending on how they, like, the way
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: that they edit it for... the VHS version versus what
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: was shown on cable looks different. Like, so that one,
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: I'm still not sure. I think I knew what was
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: going on with that. And then later I saw it
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: from a different release and I'm like, I don't know
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: what the hell, I don't know what's happening. Put your
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: pants on.
- 1:13:16Speaker 3: Well, and there's opposing stories on the Teen Wolf story.
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: There's basically, there's stories that people say, yeah, the guy
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: basically purposely did it. He pulled his member out and
- 1:13:24Speaker 3: stood up, you know, and everybody else is cheering and
- 1:13:26Speaker 3: all that. And you can blatantly see his wang and
- 1:13:28Speaker 3: you know, and I, And then there's somebody who's like, oh, no,
- 1:13:30Speaker 3: he had his hand in his pants and had his
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: finger around.
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:13:32Speaker 3: That old trick. So believe what you watch.
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: And there are, again, depending on what cut you watch,
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: sometimes it looks the other way. So I'm like, all right, whatever.
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: This was just going on in the background, and I
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: don't know that it was meant to be happening.
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: This was a well-endowed gentleman wearing short shorts and doing athletics.
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: And those two don't always, well, it depends on what
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: you're looking for, I suppose. Maybe it goes just the
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: way you want it to.
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, that may have been the highlight of
- 1:13:58Speaker 3: your movie there, really.
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: But especially in the theater, on the big screen.
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: I would think somebody would be like, wait. Can we
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: run that back to his pre-VHS days?
- 1:14:11Speaker 3: I'm hoping the actor felt really good about that because
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: you're always like, oh, you feel so vain when you
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: see yourself like 40 feet tall on the screen and, oh,
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: I look fat in this.
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: No, in that case, like, you know what?
- 1:14:23Speaker 3: That looks good.
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: Yeah, I would think most people don't remember anything else
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: about this movie, but if I'm remembered for that, I
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: got something going for me. Whew. And let's see here.
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: Out of that transition... Yeah, to go away from the creepy,
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: perverted stuff and just creepy puppetry, I loved The Dark
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: Crystal as a kid.
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: Ah, there we go.
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: And again.
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: Groundbreaking and so much so just because it's i mean
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: it's coming from jim henson who everybody knows from the
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: muppet show but he's again he's always taken what he
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: does very seriously and this is maybe the first time
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: it's a hundred percent we're doing something that's not just
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: fun and games it's not for laughs essentially there's a
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: few fun moments here and there but For the most part,
- 1:15:17Speaker 2: this is a serious adult story that just happens to
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: be kind of geared for kids because there's puppets involved. But,
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: I mean, hell, he didn't want to have them speak English.
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: You were going to have to read subtitles the way
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: he envisioned it.
- 1:15:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: So it obviously wasn't really made for kids. I would
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: still like to have seen that movie, you know? I
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: don't want to read anything now. So I'm glad they
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: talked him out of that part. Plus, I get to
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: hear the weird voices because, oh man, that's Skeksis.
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: I know.
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: He's awesome. and all like everybody's just has such great
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: performances anyway like the visual interpretations of them are great
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: but then the hips as always with you know hints
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: and stuff they have these great voices and yeah it
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: just all comes together i was way more into that
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: one a lot of people leaned more towards labyrinth in
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: the future but to me i this one felt so
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: serious because it didn't have silly songs and it didn't
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: have a rock star thrown in just to be cool
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: and speaking of members that was also his feature in
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: another year but yeah in this year dark crystal i
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: think was just so different and so again kind of
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: along the lines of electron of like entirely different look
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: a different approach to something we barely had anything with
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: this much puppetry period anywhere in the world let alone
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: a feature film that is nothing but puppets and nothing
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: but a completely reimagined world that isn't relying, even coming
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: out of the Star Wars stuff. It's like we had
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: Empire Strikes Back. We had Yoda worked into it, but
- 1:16:49Speaker 2: for the most part, it's all human actors and look,
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: there's Han Solo. Yay.
- 1:16:53Speaker 3: But this, this almost feels like it takes more of
- 1:16:55Speaker 3: a page for like Lord of the Rings, you know,
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: kind of feel to it, that level of, you know, epic.
- 1:16:59Speaker 2: Yeah. And taking itself that seriously. Sure. Yeah. It's not,
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: it's not winking at anybody. It is not, it's not
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: Kermit telling jokes. Like it is in its own world
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: and it's, The stakes are really high. We're going to
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: murder a puppet later. We're going to watch, and it's
- 1:17:15Speaker 2: going to be disturbing. So, yeah, that's the one that
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: I remember as a kid just being like, this is,
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: in a way, it feels like it's meant for me
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: as a kid. But in a way, it feels super
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: serious and like a grown-up thing. And that's, I think,
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: what I latched on to about it.
- 1:17:32Speaker 3: Yeah, it was unlike Tron, which I immediately latched on
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: to when I first saw it as a kid. It
- 1:17:37Speaker 3: took me a few years on Dark Crystal.
- 1:17:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:17:39Speaker 3: It was a movie I kept coming back to constantly, though,
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: because I knew that there was something special about it
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: that I needed to appreciate, but I guess I had
- 1:17:47Speaker 3: to wait for maturity to catch up.
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: I still feel like it didn't do great. I guess
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: people just... It was Henson, and they loved him enough
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: they wanted to keep giving him stuff, but I feel
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: like if this just came out of nowhere... nobody would
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: have handed more projects to whoever this director was. Sure. Yeah.
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: The fact that it had hints and, and his following
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: behind it, you know, he would get to go on
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: and do other stuff obviously, but I feel like it
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: still wasn't all that well received at the time. Not,
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: not the way it should have been coming off of,
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: you know, how recognizable he was. Yeah.
- 1:18:20Speaker 3: In this country, definitely overseas, especially like in like France
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: and England and Germany. So yeah, it was much, it
- 1:18:26Speaker 3: was much more better, much better received. Yeah, sure. Uh,
- 1:18:29Speaker 3: I mean, I love, too, the fact that, you know,
- 1:18:31Speaker 3: it got the kind of revival with the Netflix Age
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: of Redemption series.
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: Which, of course, kind of takes place before the movie.
- 1:18:38Speaker 3: But still, for them to, for Brian Henson and his
- 1:18:41Speaker 3: team to go in and still do the puppets and
- 1:18:44Speaker 3: the practical effects and everything like that. So, to keep
- 1:18:45Speaker 3: true to the film. And so, he's kind of given
- 1:18:48Speaker 3: the film a second life for the whole new generation
- 1:18:50Speaker 3: so I'm very thankful for that because yeah it's definitely
- 1:18:53Speaker 3: one of those movies that yeah it stuck out like
- 1:18:55Speaker 3: a sore thumb when it was released but it was
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: it is a special film because of The fact that
- 1:19:01Speaker 3: it's never been really replicated.
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: No. I mean, again, even trying to do stuff like Labyrinth,
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: like they immediately were like, well, we got to get
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: some humans in there. Let's get a cute kid and
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: we got to have a dumb baby and we got
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: to have a rock star. That's why the Muppet movies
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: worked because we got our celebrities in there. Yeah, we
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: worked in that. Those worked because they felt like a
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: bigger extended version of the show. They still had the
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: celebrities in there. They had them telling jokes and like
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: they kind of acknowledged there was an audience. So it's
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: like it still sort of felt like the show. Right.
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: This was a far and away from what the TV
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: show is doing.
- 1:19:35Speaker 3: Absolutely.
- 1:19:35Speaker 2: I was always kind of impressed with that. And again,
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: creepy kid that I was like attached to the weird,
- 1:19:41Speaker 2: I thought Skeksis were amazing. And they're the creepiest things
- 1:19:45Speaker 2: in the world. Those giant bug beetle things that are
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: coming after them. Like I still like, those are so creepy.
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And like, I love like how physical and
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: practical they were. And it felt like they were going
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: to get you. Like, Those are so cool. And, like,
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: that's something you couldn't get in any other way. So, yeah,
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: I just always gave credit for that, for being as
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: weird and different as it was in a year of
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: a lot of really cool movies.
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: So, yeah, definitely if you're a parent out there that has, like,
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: some kids that basically you– I don't want to dub
- 1:20:16Speaker 3: this the weird kid. But, yeah, if you've got the
- 1:20:17Speaker 3: weird kid out there and, you know, maybe trying to–
- 1:20:20Speaker 3: you can't quite pigeonhole them, show them Dark Crystal. I
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: think they may have some appreciation for this.
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: See how they do. Maybe they're ready for other stuff
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: after that. Or you've ruined your child. Whichever. I mean,
- 1:20:32Speaker 2: I turned out great. I saw a thing.
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: Go on.
- 1:20:34Speaker 3: Oh, let's see here. Got one more I got to
- 1:20:38Speaker 3: talk about here. Just because it is a movie that
- 1:20:41Speaker 3: wanted to be so much more. It wanted to be
- 1:20:44Speaker 3: a franchise. They wanted to do toys and comics.
- 1:20:48Speaker 2: And video games.
- 1:20:49Speaker 3: They thought they had a thing down. And what they had...
- 1:20:52Speaker 3: Was not.
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: I am referring to Megaforce. This is one I think
- 1:21:00Speaker 2: I only saw later when it had its reputation behind it.
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: I don't think I remembered it being the push at
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: the time. They really wanted it to be more.
- 1:21:13Speaker 3: If you were a reader of comic books around that
- 1:21:16Speaker 3: time of release, this would have been the greatest movie
- 1:21:20Speaker 3: in all of moviedom.
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: I was hit and miss with my comics, so obviously
- 1:21:25Speaker 2: I missed that off-ramp.
- 1:21:27Speaker 3: They did some heavy advertising. This looked like the most
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: badass thing. I wasn't even paying attention to the fact
- 1:21:35Speaker 3: that this was Brad from Rocky Horror. that just slapped
- 1:21:38Speaker 3: a beard and a beige jumpsuit on him and said,
- 1:21:41Speaker 3: you're Duke from G.I. Joe. Because essentially, that's what this
- 1:21:44Speaker 3: movie is.
- 1:21:45Speaker 2: That's the only thing. Yeah, again, it is very recent
- 1:21:48Speaker 2: that I somehow, of all the weird, goofy movies I
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: watched growing up, somehow that one eluded me. And it's
- 1:21:55Speaker 2: only in recent years when I definitely, for a long time,
- 1:21:59Speaker 2: knew him as Brad and went back and saw the
- 1:22:02Speaker 2: trailer and was like, what the hell is this? And
- 1:22:04Speaker 2: how have I not seen it already?
- 1:22:06Speaker 3: And the weird thing is, like, The G.I. Joe, like
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: a real American hero, like toy franchise had only been
- 1:22:11Speaker 3: around for about a year.
- 1:22:12Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, it wasn't what it, I mean, it, it,
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: it built a whole life out of the Rambo. Like
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: the Rambo mentality is what like, yeah, G.I. Joe, let's
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: go Joe. Like, yeah, it also banked on that. state
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: of mind that the whole country was in.
- 1:22:29Speaker 3: Yeah, Megaforce really wanted to be, you know, like, you know,
- 1:22:31Speaker 3: Star Wars military kind of thing like that. You know,
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: they had vehicles, you had all kinds of characters, you
- 1:22:36Speaker 3: had your bad guy, you had your hero and his,
- 1:22:39Speaker 3: you know, his lucky lady and you had all the things.
- 1:22:43Speaker 3: The whole, everything was there except for a good watchable movie.
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: A screenplay maybe?
- 1:22:50Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it was.
- 1:22:50Speaker 2: Special effects that you would want to see? Yeah, it just, yeah.
- 1:22:55Speaker 3: They built some cool sets of Viggles.
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: I'll give them that. There's some decent costumes in that movie.
- 1:23:01Speaker 2: Maybe we need to work it on the list. We'll
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: come back to it.
- 1:23:07Speaker 3: Do a full episode. Speaking of comic book stuff here,
- 1:23:12Speaker 3: here's an adaptation that is a weird one in comic
- 1:23:15Speaker 3: book things here because you're taking a character who, at
- 1:23:18Speaker 3: the time this movie comes out, is a highly respected
- 1:23:22Speaker 3: character in DC Comics lore. Thanks to basically definitely, you know,
- 1:23:30Speaker 3: the Alan Moore run of Swamp Thing, which basically kind
- 1:23:34Speaker 3: of reinvented the character, gave him much more of a
- 1:23:37Speaker 3: mystical sense of, you know, things and interwoven within the
- 1:23:41Speaker 3: earth and, you know, kind of a, you know. you know,
- 1:23:44Speaker 3: protecting the planet sort of thing like that, but very
- 1:23:46Speaker 3: mystical side of things.
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: Which is really early for that, too. By the time
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: you get to the 90s, like, we're really, we've got
- 1:23:52Speaker 2: a whole Earth Day and Captain Planet, and we've got
- 1:23:55Speaker 2: this whole, like, we're starting to get this, hey, you know,
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: we might be ruining the planet. We didn't really have
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: that in the 80s yet, so this was kind of
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: on the cutting edge of that.
- 1:24:03Speaker 3: Yeah, so when, you know, some of the press for
- 1:24:07Speaker 3: when this movie was first kind of being talked about,
- 1:24:09Speaker 3: people were like, oh, cool, we're going to get kind
- 1:24:10Speaker 3: of an Alan Morris kind of thing.
- 1:24:12Speaker 2: No. No.
- 1:24:13Speaker 3: No, no.
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: What you get is Wes Craven. Talk about a guy.
- 1:24:23Speaker 3: That had ups and downs.
- 1:24:25Speaker 2: I mean, he's... He had one huge up there with Mr.
- 1:24:30Speaker 3: Freddy Krueger.
- 1:24:30Speaker 2: He's solid on so many points, but then there's all
- 1:24:35Speaker 2: these other weird little things along the way that you're like, wait,
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: he made that? And he made that.
- 1:24:41Speaker 3: I know you all talked recently about People Under the
- 1:24:43Speaker 3: Stairs in a recent episode. I would also care to
- 1:24:47Speaker 3: see your People Under the Stairs and raise you Serpent
- 1:24:49Speaker 3: in the Rainbow for a weird Wes Craven.
- 1:24:52Speaker 2: I remember that was one they were pushing. I remember
- 1:24:55Speaker 2: the TV ads for that constantly. They really were. Because, again,
- 1:24:59Speaker 2: it's coming after Nightmare on Elm Street. So he is
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: a bankable name. Yeah. Regular people still didn't know what
- 1:25:05Speaker 2: to do with most of his movies. So it's like,
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: it didn't do great, I feel like. It got respect
- 1:25:11Speaker 2: in the horror world. But I feel like regular audiences
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: were just like, what is this? Zombies, but not zombies
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: we want.
- 1:25:17Speaker 3: It's voodoo zombies.
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: What is this voodoo going on? This is creepy. No,
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: thank you.
- 1:25:21Speaker 3: It's that voodoo that you do so well.
- 1:25:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it just confused people, as a lot
- 1:25:26Speaker 2: of his off movies. projects did and i.
- 1:25:29Speaker 3: Would put swamp thing in an off project here because
- 1:25:31Speaker 3: we've got i mean granted you still have the the
- 1:25:34Speaker 3: basis of this you know his origin the alec holland
- 1:25:38Speaker 3: he's a scientist he's a biologist he's in the swamp
- 1:25:40Speaker 3: setting cures for diseases and basically he you know stumbles
- 1:25:45Speaker 3: upon some things and some guys try to take it
- 1:25:48Speaker 3: from him and then there's an accident and basically now
- 1:25:50Speaker 3: he becomes swamp creature because his chemicals and all that
- 1:25:54Speaker 3: jazz you know okay So we get that, and so
- 1:25:56Speaker 3: basically now you've got a guy running around in a
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: green bodysuit, you know, hanging out with Adrian Barbeau, which,
- 1:26:01Speaker 3: I mean, who wouldn't want to hang out with Adrian Barbeau?
- 1:26:02Speaker 2: I feel like that was the real push on it.
- 1:26:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:26:05Speaker 2: People wanted to see Adrian, well, certain people wanted to
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: see Adrian Barbeau, so.
- 1:26:10Speaker 3: I know I did, yeah. In 1982, I was a
- 1:26:14Speaker 3: huge Escape from New York fan. Oh, yeah. So if
- 1:26:18Speaker 3: she was going to pop up in a movie, I'm there.
- 1:26:19Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The fog. Yes. She had a little
- 1:26:23Speaker 2: run there of those.
- 1:26:24Speaker 3: She did.
- 1:26:25Speaker 2: She did. She had a good run there, yeah.
- 1:26:27Speaker 3: But yeah, so it was just kind of like, it
- 1:26:31Speaker 3: was one of those many comic book movies that the
- 1:26:35Speaker 3: fans got excited about it for about five minutes. Until
- 1:26:38Speaker 3: you saw a trailer, or until you actually went to
- 1:26:40Speaker 3: the theater and saw the movie, and you're like, oh
- 1:26:42Speaker 3: dear God, what is this?
- 1:26:44Speaker 2: It's only years later when I went back and went,
- 1:26:46Speaker 2: what is Leland Palmer doing in here? How did you
- 1:26:49Speaker 2: get to be Swamp Thing? Like, I totally forgot that
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: aspect of it. Yeah. Granted, he doesn't get near the
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: screen time that our big green friend does, but like it, yeah,
- 1:26:58Speaker 2: it is, it's just, it's an odd setup to the movie,
- 1:27:01Speaker 2: because I remember going back to watch it when I
- 1:27:03Speaker 2: was going to talk to him, and like, I'm like,
- 1:27:05Speaker 2: you're the big Marvel superhero. Before Marvel kicked in and
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: took over, you were like pre-Batman in the DC universe
- 1:27:13Speaker 2: as like a big mainstream movie made about you being
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: a superhero. So I was just like, that's way ahead
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: of the curve on that one. I don't know. It
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: didn't really work, but it was ahead of everybody else
- 1:27:27Speaker 2: doing it.
- 1:27:28Speaker 3: Another show we could do was weird comic book movies
- 1:27:31Speaker 3: that didn't either... They weren't comic movies, like they tried
- 1:27:33Speaker 3: to make a new superhero or whatever else. I'm looking
- 1:27:35Speaker 3: at you, Condorman. Or, you know.
- 1:27:39Speaker 2: Which I have the book for that right over there.
- 1:27:41Speaker 2: Since this is a running theme of dumb things I
- 1:27:43Speaker 2: have around my house, the paperback of Condorman is right
- 1:27:46Speaker 2: over there.
- 1:27:49Speaker 3: Or just, you know... But yeah, there's so many failed
- 1:27:53Speaker 3: superhero stuff. People just don't appreciate, people of a certain
- 1:27:58Speaker 3: age now do not appreciate what, especially what the Marvel
- 1:28:01Speaker 3: Cinematic Universe has brought to comic book movies. People even
- 1:28:05Speaker 3: want to dare so much to say, oh, I'm getting
- 1:28:07Speaker 3: tired of comic book movies. I'm like, shut your freaking face.
- 1:28:10Speaker 2: We could go back to Dolph Lundgren Punisher if that's
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: what you want. Yeah.
- 1:28:14Speaker 3: I have more appreciation for the Dolph Lundgren Punisher because
- 1:28:17Speaker 3: of its mere accuracy versus Batman 89, which has Joker
- 1:28:21Speaker 3: killing Batman's parents. I'm like, I'm sorry. Back then, 89,
- 1:28:25Speaker 3: I was crying foul.
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: Well, they didn't listen to you because we got to
- 1:28:29Speaker 2: see that scene 14 times since then. And anything they
- 1:28:33Speaker 2: make that involves Batman, we get a flashback.
- 1:28:35Speaker 3: Well, you can flashback his parents getting killed all the
- 1:28:37Speaker 3: time just know the fact it was not jack napier it.
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: Was because it's jack nicholson he's the star you have
- 1:28:46Speaker 2: to also make him murder people he can murder people.
- 1:28:49Speaker 3: All he wants to you can have the joker that's
- 1:28:51Speaker 3: the great thing about The Joker and Batman and their
- 1:28:54Speaker 3: whole relationship was like, why is the Joker why he is?
- 1:28:57Speaker 3: Why does he hate Batman? Why does he have to go?
- 1:29:00Speaker 3: There is no reason.
- 1:29:01Speaker 2: He is insane.
- 1:29:04Speaker 3: You don't need a reason if you're crazy.
- 1:29:06Speaker 2: But you made me. But you made me first. Yeah.
- 1:29:11Speaker 2: We need that. That's important.
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: Not really.
- 1:29:15Speaker 3: But I digress. Swamp Thing, it was a rarity to
- 1:29:20Speaker 3: get Superman 78s. Which I still hold up in the
- 1:29:26Speaker 3: comic book genre as a perfect movie.
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: I think it definitely holds up even now looking at it.
- 1:29:32Speaker 2: It's still my go-to when I think about Superman. I
- 1:29:35Speaker 2: don't like any version since then. Definitely not in film.
- 1:29:39Speaker 2: I don't care about any of them. No disrespect to
- 1:29:42Speaker 2: Henry Cable.
- 1:29:43Speaker 3: He's a fine actor. He's been in lots of other stuff.
- 1:29:44Speaker 3: But he's just.
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: don't like him in that role at all it's it
- 1:29:47Speaker 2: chris free will always be yeah that's my go-to for superman.
- 1:29:50Speaker 3: And it's funny because how bad how many different actors
- 1:29:52Speaker 3: have played batman and everybody's kind of got their own
- 1:29:55Speaker 3: batman or ones they favor over others but it's like
- 1:29:57Speaker 3: there have been the same with superman there have been
- 1:29:59Speaker 3: many different superman actors.
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: They've tried but and every time i'm like oh no
- 1:30:03Speaker 2: this is no no and you gotta.
- 1:30:06Speaker 3: Think about it's like Henry Cavill looks more like Superman
- 1:30:10Speaker 3: in the comics. He should have worked. He's got the chin.
- 1:30:13Speaker 3: He's got the physique. Everything about him. He's much more
- 1:30:17Speaker 3: physically Superman from the books than even Christopher Reeve was.
- 1:30:21Speaker 3: But it's just.
- 1:30:23Speaker 2: I so hated that Brandon Routh casting. I just did
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: not get into it. And it's funny. It took... 15
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: years later. And now I see him in other stuff
- 1:30:34Speaker 2: and I'm like, I like this guy. He's fun. Like
- 1:30:36Speaker 2: it's fun seeing him do stuff now, but it just
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: annoyed me so much watching them try to cram him in.
- 1:30:43Speaker 2: And especially because it was sort of a continuation of
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: that same Christopher Reeve story. So I'm like, you are
- 1:30:49Speaker 2: no Christopher Reeve, sir. So it took me a while
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: for him to kind of grow on me, but.
- 1:30:54Speaker 3: No, see now I did enjoy his performance and, And
- 1:30:59Speaker 3: the beginning of the film where he saves the shuttle
- 1:31:01Speaker 3: from crash landing in the baseball game.
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:31:03Speaker 3: That's a fantastic Superman scene of him saving that plane. Yeah.
- 1:31:08Speaker 3: The rest of the movie is garbage.
- 1:31:11Speaker 2: I had so many problems with that. I kept holding off.
- 1:31:14Speaker 2: I was like, I don't even want to start talking
- 1:31:16Speaker 2: about it because I want to do a whole episode
- 1:31:18Speaker 2: on it. Because there's so much to discuss that went
- 1:31:22Speaker 2: wrong with that movie.
- 1:31:23Speaker 3: I mean, why did Lex Luthor go for another freaking
- 1:31:25Speaker 3: land grab?
- 1:31:26Speaker 2: For God's sake. I mean, that is where the money is.
- 1:31:29Speaker 2: You gotta get real estate.
- 1:31:31Speaker 3: He's a criminal genius. There has to be other ways
- 1:31:33Speaker 3: outside of real estate to make money in crime.
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: Real estate's pretty good. I mean, come on.
- 1:31:45Speaker 3: Well, we're getting close to the end of this list here,
- 1:31:48Speaker 3: but strangely enough, we had some other movies, of course,
- 1:31:51Speaker 3: that were culturally... Well known. Did some good Oscar stuff here.
- 1:31:58Speaker 3: One movie, a difficult choice. Even Michael Scott made, you know,
- 1:32:04Speaker 3: when he's at the video store. Do I rent Devil's
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: Reprata again? Or do I rent Sophie's Choice? It's a
- 1:32:11Speaker 3: difficult decision there. I guess he never got around to
- 1:32:13Speaker 3: renting Sophie's Choice.
- 1:32:14Speaker 2: I'm renting Night Shift every time. That was one that
- 1:32:19Speaker 2: I got attached to. Again, I... I think I only
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: saw it on cable. And then I watched it of
- 1:32:26Speaker 2: the 10 movies they played every damn time. Like I,
- 1:32:30Speaker 2: like that's to me what I think of maybe more
- 1:32:34Speaker 2: with Henry Winkler. And like, I think Fonz comes later.
- 1:32:38Speaker 2: I'm like, oh yeah, he was Fonz. I watched Night
- 1:32:40Speaker 2: Shift so many times. And that's a weird movie for
- 1:32:43Speaker 2: a kid to get attached to. Because I was a kid.
- 1:32:45Speaker 2: And it's only now when I'm like, it is all
- 1:32:47Speaker 2: about prostitution. Yeah, sure is. Why? Did nobody have a problem?
- 1:32:54Speaker 2: A white guy wants to become a pimp. And Michael
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: Keaton is hilarious. Yeah. As we knew he was going
- 1:33:01Speaker 2: to be. And then he spent the rest of his
- 1:33:03Speaker 2: career trying to get away from that, kind of. But, yeah,
- 1:33:07Speaker 2: I love some night shift.
- 1:33:09Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a fine film. Now, I was a
- 1:33:13Speaker 3: big fan of the toy.
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:33:16Speaker 3: I was a weird kid growing up in the suburbs because, like,
- 1:33:20Speaker 3: The suburb that we were in, I grew up in
- 1:33:23Speaker 3: New Albany, right?
- 1:33:24Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:33:25Speaker 3: So the suburb we're in was basically jam-packed between two
- 1:33:29Speaker 3: different projects. So like when I went to school at
- 1:33:32Speaker 3: a Catholic school, it's rich white town. But when I
- 1:33:35Speaker 3: come home, it's United Nations. You know, because it's like,
- 1:33:39Speaker 3: you know, there was like maybe one or two people
- 1:33:42Speaker 3: in our subdivision that actually had some money. One of
- 1:33:44Speaker 3: them was like a Mennonite family. So like It was like,
- 1:33:46Speaker 3: you know, all the ladies are wearing, like, the long
- 1:33:49Speaker 3: skirts and the dudes are wearing long sleeves. But, like,
- 1:33:51Speaker 3: they have a boat and they have, like, 40 trucks.
- 1:33:54Speaker 3: I mean, like, they had some cash.
- 1:33:57Speaker 2: Obviously.
- 1:33:57Speaker 3: So it stood out in the rest of the neighborhood.
- 1:34:00Speaker 3: But then, yeah, it's like, I mean, I had, like,
- 1:34:01Speaker 3: you know, lots of African-American friends, Latino friends and whatnot
- 1:34:05Speaker 3: in the early 80s, which was kind of a weird
- 1:34:06Speaker 3: thing for kids to experience. So I grew up on, like,
- 1:34:10Speaker 3: Richard Pryor records and Red Fox records and stuff like that.
- 1:34:14Speaker 3: You know, I kind of hid some of that stuff
- 1:34:16Speaker 3: from my parents, even though, like, my dad probably would
- 1:34:17Speaker 3: have thought it would have been, you know, cool. But
- 1:34:19Speaker 3: that's still, like, you know, your kid's got to hold
- 1:34:21Speaker 3: back something. So, yeah. So, I hid back Red Fox
- 1:34:24Speaker 3: and Richard Pryor records and listened to those. So, by
- 1:34:28Speaker 3: the time the toy is coming out, I'm like, hey,
- 1:34:30Speaker 3: I know that guy. And then, like, oh, what's a
- 1:34:33Speaker 3: funny movie if it's, like, he was kind of clean,
- 1:34:35Speaker 3: you know? He didn't say anything other than there's this
- 1:34:37Speaker 3: stuff he said on his record.
- 1:34:38Speaker 2: See, that, like, his career is fascinating because he, like... Stand-up-wise,
- 1:34:43Speaker 2: he's amazing. And they saw that, and they saw the
- 1:34:47Speaker 2: potential and how charismatic he is, and they were just like,
- 1:34:49Speaker 2: we've got to make him a movie star. Let's cram
- 1:34:52Speaker 2: him into anywhere we can. Back to the Superman franchise.
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: Let's cram him into a Superman movie. Let's make him
- 1:35:01Speaker 2: a kid-friendly toy, which, again, let's not even go down
- 1:35:05Speaker 2: the weird things going on if you think even a
- 1:35:09Speaker 2: little bit about the plot of the movie The Toy.
- 1:35:11Speaker 3: Racist Jackie Gleason.
- 1:35:14Speaker 2: Well, just the premise of I'm going to buy you
- 1:35:16Speaker 2: a person, let alone this black man.
- 1:35:19Speaker 3: I'm going to buy him for you. Buy a black adult.
- 1:35:23Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm going to purchase a black adult who
- 1:35:26Speaker 3: I don't know from Adam to.
- 1:35:29Speaker 2: Entertain my minor... White Child. This was a screenplay that
- 1:35:36Speaker 2: got written, approved by a studio, made with a multi-million
- 1:35:41Speaker 2: dollar budget, and then marketed kind of for kids.
- 1:35:44Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, why was this not an episode of Dateline?
- 1:35:47Speaker 3: It should be.
- 1:35:49Speaker 2: So yeah, I think even at the time, that one
- 1:35:51Speaker 2: registered as weird. Like, I didn't know why, but I
- 1:35:54Speaker 2: was like, I didn't love that one. Like, I was like,
- 1:35:57Speaker 2: isn't that that kid from Christmas Story? And that's like,
- 1:35:59Speaker 2: as far as I got. I was just like, I
- 1:36:01Speaker 2: know that kid. And I watched it on cable and
- 1:36:03Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, it's all right. But I was like,
- 1:36:05Speaker 2: it just wasn't like they kept trying to make him
- 1:36:08Speaker 2: a movie star and they would put him in whatever
- 1:36:11Speaker 2: dumb thing that didn't really fit him usually like there's
- 1:36:15Speaker 2: a few times he finds a good role but like.
- 1:36:17Speaker 3: Brewster's Millions and moving those are funny.
- 1:36:20Speaker 2: See moving up like they just gave him premises after
- 1:36:22Speaker 2: a while like Brewster's Millions was a remake but like
- 1:36:25Speaker 2: he does a really good job like I do remember
- 1:36:27Speaker 2: that being pretty fun yeah but like then moving was
- 1:36:29Speaker 2: just like he's moving screenplays done yeah but condition critical
- 1:36:35Speaker 2: he's a doctor Good enough. Like, they just kept throwing
- 1:36:39Speaker 2: him into a weird scenario and like, just do your
- 1:36:41Speaker 2: Richard Pryor stuff, but don't say too many bad words.
- 1:36:44Speaker 2: I'm like, well, which is it? Like, they just kept
- 1:36:47Speaker 2: trying to cram him into a thing.
- 1:36:49Speaker 3: But then of all people to pair him with and
- 1:36:51Speaker 3: to find success in Gene Wilder. Yeah, Gene Wilder.
- 1:36:55Speaker 2: And yet that wouldn't work. Like, those are always like
- 1:36:57Speaker 2: starting with Silver Streak. Like, those are always funny. something
- 1:37:01Speaker 2: about their dynamic i don't know what it is but
- 1:37:04Speaker 2: yeah i.
- 1:37:04Speaker 3: Mean even another you which at that point it's like
- 1:37:06Speaker 3: you know gene is old they were pushing it you
- 1:37:09Speaker 3: know and richard's health was really bad at that time.
- 1:37:13Speaker 2: You they were they wouldn't even tell them they were
- 1:37:15Speaker 2: rewriting the stunts and stuff for what they couldn't do
- 1:37:19Speaker 2: anymore mostly richard because he was already in pretty bad
- 1:37:21Speaker 2: shape yeah.
- 1:37:22Speaker 3: Yeah gene's health was fine he was he was far
- 1:37:24Speaker 3: he was much older yeah that was the weird thing
- 1:37:26Speaker 3: about gene wilder like everybody was like you know, when
- 1:37:29Speaker 3: he passed away, what age he was. I'm like, oh yeah,
- 1:37:32Speaker 3: he was.
- 1:37:33Speaker 2: look how long he's been doing this, and he wasn't
- 1:37:35Speaker 2: a kid when he started. It's like he was a
- 1:37:36Speaker 2: kid in the producers, which was in the 60s, folks.
- 1:37:40Speaker 2: Let's do some math here. Think about these things. So yeah,
- 1:37:44Speaker 2: at the time, like the early ones, the Bustin' Loose,
- 1:37:47Speaker 2: I remember being kind of a cool story, and like
- 1:37:50Speaker 2: actually sort of fitting, you know, his style. But so
- 1:37:53Speaker 2: many later, like it just, they cleaned him up so
- 1:37:56Speaker 2: much that like moving and condition critical, like it was just,
- 1:38:01Speaker 2: shoving him into something and like go do your thing
- 1:38:03Speaker 2: but be mostly pg you know like you can't.
- 1:38:07Speaker 3: Say the n word you can't say the f word.
- 1:38:09Speaker 2: Now go he's like but that's my eyes like this
- 1:38:13Speaker 2: if you not listen to my records that's all i
- 1:38:16Speaker 2: do poor guy yeah he was brilliant but yeah they
- 1:38:22Speaker 2: just it never really clicked there's a few decent times
- 1:38:26Speaker 2: along the way but overall they just pushed so hard
- 1:38:30Speaker 2: to make it work, and a lot of them came
- 1:38:31Speaker 2: out like the toy.
- 1:38:32Speaker 3: Well, I mean, Carlin was the same way. You listen
- 1:38:35Speaker 3: to stand-up stuff, and it was just groundbreaking.
- 1:38:38Speaker 2: He's brilliant. rufus is probably his best screen character.
- 1:38:41Speaker 3: Yeah it really is yeah it's like you know they
- 1:38:44Speaker 3: try to stick them in sitcoms they try they didn't
- 1:38:46Speaker 3: try so much in the movies but they definitely try
- 1:38:48Speaker 3: the sitcoms.
- 1:38:48Speaker 2: He would they would show up because i remember there's
- 1:38:52Speaker 2: some questionable things when he's like isn't he like the
- 1:38:56Speaker 2: gay neighbor it was it like prince of tides or
- 1:38:59Speaker 2: something there's something along there that i'm just like he's
- 1:39:02Speaker 2: playing this really weird and not at all George Carlin.
- 1:39:05Speaker 2: So I'm like, why cast George Carlin if you're not
- 1:39:08Speaker 2: going to get George Carlin? Like, I don't know. There's just, yeah,
- 1:39:12Speaker 2: they kept trying to cram him in there too. And like,
- 1:39:16Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah.
- 1:39:18Speaker 3: And being a theater kid, I got to drop this
- 1:39:22Speaker 3: one here. This, of course, I always laugh when I
- 1:39:25Speaker 3: see this movie and every $ 5 bargain bin, you go
- 1:39:28Speaker 3: into a Walmart, but I appreciate the shit out of
- 1:39:31Speaker 3: this movie. And I'm talking about death trap.
- 1:39:34Speaker 2: I remember being pretty impressed with that at the time.
- 1:39:37Speaker 2: I do remember it being a cable staple.
- 1:39:39Speaker 3: Yep.
- 1:39:40Speaker 2: I watched it a lot of times.
- 1:39:41Speaker 3: I watched a lot of times because Superman was, it
- 1:39:43Speaker 3: was Superman.
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: And I'm like, Superman just kissed a guy. Wait a minute.
- 1:39:47Speaker 2: Like that was kind of one of those first times
- 1:39:49Speaker 2: of it being sort of thrown out there in a
- 1:39:53Speaker 2: generally public way like it was something that people didn't
- 1:39:56Speaker 2: talk about a lot and i remember watching that and
- 1:39:59Speaker 2: that being one of those times that i'm like okay
- 1:40:01Speaker 2: wait there's that guy on soap and then there's this
- 1:40:05Speaker 2: and like there were just not a lot of representation
- 1:40:07Speaker 2: of that that lifestyle in general so i'm like i
- 1:40:10Speaker 2: remember the ones that were coming through as a kid
- 1:40:12Speaker 2: and like that twist in death trap spoilers i guess
- 1:40:16Speaker 2: if you haven't seen death trap but yeah There is, yeah,
- 1:40:19Speaker 2: there are gay characters, and that was not a normal
- 1:40:21Speaker 2: thing for a lot of, even movies, there weren't a
- 1:40:24Speaker 2: ton of representation.
- 1:40:26Speaker 3: Michael Caine and Christopher Reeve, there's some sort of relationship,
- 1:40:31Speaker 3: and they're also trying to murder each other.
- 1:40:32Speaker 2: Yeah. Again, I want to re-watch it, because I do
- 1:40:35Speaker 2: feel like the mystery part of it, and again, the
- 1:40:40Speaker 2: plot twist element to it is being pretty well done.
- 1:40:43Speaker 2: So I want to go back and revisit it for
- 1:40:45Speaker 2: those reasons. But yeah, that was... That was a weird
- 1:40:49Speaker 2: thing as a kid.
- 1:40:50Speaker 3: And if you're a person of a certain age, it's
- 1:40:51Speaker 3: one of those classic New York plays. It was always
- 1:40:54Speaker 3: going for decades. They would put it in the small
- 1:40:57Speaker 3: houses and whatnot, and some famous actor would go back there.
- 1:41:01Speaker 3: It was one they started early in their career and whatnot.
- 1:41:03Speaker 3: But it's just one of those fun two or three
- 1:41:06Speaker 3: kind of set pieces. Not a lot going on in
- 1:41:10Speaker 3: this movie. It's all character-driven and performance-driven. But if you're
- 1:41:15Speaker 3: a theater kid, you've never seen this. It's just fun.
- 1:41:18Speaker 2: And usually that's the one that everybody hates when they
- 1:41:22Speaker 2: do that. So it is like, every once in a
- 1:41:24Speaker 2: while one comes through and people are like, oh good,
- 1:41:26Speaker 2: they did this. But usually they're just like, oh, why
- 1:41:29Speaker 2: would you try to do a movie of this great
- 1:41:31Speaker 2: theater piece? It only works on the stage. So, I
- 1:41:35Speaker 2: don't know. I think I knew it was a play,
- 1:41:37Speaker 2: but I didn't have anything else going into it.
- 1:41:39Speaker 3: I would say another film ironically also starring Michael Caine
- 1:41:45Speaker 3: that is a tremendous transition from stage to screen would
- 1:41:49Speaker 3: be noises off.
- 1:41:51Speaker 2: Yeah, I have seen the movie of that that I
- 1:41:54Speaker 2: feel like did not go over well.
- 1:41:56Speaker 3: No, it was.
- 1:41:57Speaker 2: I felt like what they were doing, which again is
- 1:41:59Speaker 2: the same gimmick as the play, I'm assuming, is pretty
- 1:42:03Speaker 2: well executed, but it just seemed like it was... I
- 1:42:07Speaker 2: don't even know. I am assuming it got a theatrical release.
- 1:42:09Speaker 2: It did. But I feel like it jumped to video
- 1:42:11Speaker 2: real quick.
- 1:42:13Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just a small film in the 90s.
- 1:42:15Speaker 2: Yeah. They knew they weren't going to make a.
- 1:42:17Speaker 3: Lot of money on it. It was just kind of like,
- 1:42:19Speaker 3: let's just get a really good... I mean, coming to
- 1:42:21Speaker 3: get John Ritter in the movie.
- 1:42:22Speaker 2: But yeah, it's an amazing cast.
- 1:42:24Speaker 3: Carol Burnett.
- 1:42:25Speaker 2: And again, I feel like the gimmick of it is
- 1:42:29Speaker 2: well executed. So I remember kind of being impressed with that.
- 1:42:33Speaker 2: for what they're trying to do. Again, it's certainly not
- 1:42:35Speaker 2: a movie for everyone.
- 1:42:36Speaker 3: Yeah, but definitely if you're a theater lover, it is, yeah,
- 1:42:42Speaker 3: it's hilarious, but it's one of those just, it's a
- 1:42:45Speaker 3: rarity where you get something that's so beloved on stage
- 1:42:48Speaker 3: to get it to transition into screen and they actually
- 1:42:50Speaker 3: do it well. And it still feels like, it's strange
- 1:42:53Speaker 3: enough because though it is theatrical, it still feels like
- 1:42:56Speaker 3: a play.
- 1:42:58Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. Well, definitely that one. Like, it's meant to
- 1:43:01Speaker 2: be Working both sides of the stage.
- 1:43:04Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:43:04Speaker 2: From the audience perspective and the behind the scenes. So
- 1:43:07Speaker 2: it more than anything, I guess it's supposed to be
- 1:43:10Speaker 2: a play.
- 1:43:10Speaker 3: Of course, you know, for, you know, perfect strangers, fans
- 1:43:12Speaker 3: of the age to have cousin Larry.
- 1:43:14Speaker 2: In there, you know, that was one, even as a kid,
- 1:43:18Speaker 2: I didn't get, I watched it. I didn't love it,
- 1:43:23Speaker 2: which was a lot of stuff at that time. Cause
- 1:43:25Speaker 2: as a kid, I mean, cable was minimal. So I
- 1:43:28Speaker 2: still watched the three networks more than anything else. And
- 1:43:31Speaker 2: I'm like, There were so many shows that, like, man,
- 1:43:34Speaker 2: I did not like that show. I watched it for seasons,
- 1:43:37Speaker 2: but I did not like that show. There were so
- 1:43:40Speaker 2: many shows, and Perfect Strangers was one of those. I
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: was like, I am not a fan of either of
- 1:43:44Speaker 2: these two. Be back next week.
- 1:43:47Speaker 3: Well, see, I remember definitely liking the show and watching
- 1:43:49Speaker 3: it a lot. Now, it's not a show I have
- 1:43:51Speaker 3: revisited since it was on.
- 1:43:53Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like it wouldn't hold up and... Even
- 1:43:56Speaker 2: at the time, like sometimes I'm like impressed that my
- 1:43:59Speaker 2: gut knew that early on with things because I'll go
- 1:44:02Speaker 2: back and be like, no, I was right. This is
- 1:44:04Speaker 2: not for me. I just, yeah, I guess the most
- 1:44:08Speaker 2: useful he is, is which one is he?
- 1:44:11Speaker 3: What, Bronson Pinchot or?
- 1:44:13Speaker 2: True Romance.
- 1:44:14Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:44:14Speaker 2: That's his, that's his finest performance for me. And about
- 1:44:18Speaker 2: the only other time I can think of.
- 1:44:19Speaker 3: What about Beverly Hills Cop, man, where he's.
- 1:44:22Speaker 2: Oh, the banana in the tailpipe.
- 1:44:24Speaker 3: He's not the man in the tailpipe. He doesn't run
- 1:44:27Speaker 3: the art gallery. He just works the art gallery. They
- 1:44:30Speaker 3: somehow worked him into all three of the Beverly Hills
- 1:44:33Speaker 3: Cop movies for like five seconds. But he's in all
- 1:44:36Speaker 3: three of the movies.
- 1:44:37Speaker 2: Is he Serge? Yeah, that's it. Serge.
- 1:44:40Speaker 3: When you say it, it's like Serge. It sounds like
- 1:44:43Speaker 3: they're launching a turd.
- 1:44:44Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen Beverly Hills Cop a few times.
- 1:44:48Speaker 3: And it saddens me they're trying to squeeze out a
- 1:44:51Speaker 3: fourth one. It's gonna, I think it's gonna be like
- 1:44:53Speaker 3: an Amazon movie or something, but it's like, why? I mean,
- 1:44:57Speaker 3: three was God awful.
- 1:44:58Speaker 2: Yeah. And like, there's nothing wrong with wanting to do
- 1:45:01Speaker 2: more stuff with Eddie Murphy, but just, I mean, I
- 1:45:04Speaker 2: thought it was pretty desperate trying to do another coming
- 1:45:06Speaker 2: to America, but at least that had some entertainment value
- 1:45:10Speaker 2: to it. And there's, I guess, a reason to revisit
- 1:45:12Speaker 2: this character years later, but like, what are you going
- 1:45:15Speaker 2: to get out of going back to Axel Foley now?
- 1:45:17Speaker 3: Like as an old man, like, Yeah, you're not the...
- 1:45:20Speaker 3: That was the thing about Axel Young-Foley. He was like
- 1:45:22Speaker 3: the hip young cop.
- 1:45:23Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not going to pull that off now.
- 1:45:26Speaker 3: So it was like, you're going to get like... Well,
- 1:45:29Speaker 3: you can't get Kevin Hart because he's almost too old.
- 1:45:32Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:45:33Speaker 3: You've got to get another young black comedian that's around
- 1:45:36Speaker 3: the cusp of something to take over the franchise or something.
- 1:45:41Speaker 2: I guess. I don't know how that's going to work.
- 1:45:44Speaker 2: You're like.
- 1:45:47Speaker 2: Like Chris Redd from Saturday Night Live or something like that, yeah. Yeah,
- 1:45:51Speaker 2: they've got a lot of good people on there. That's
- 1:45:53Speaker 2: one of those, like, it's constantly changing and they keep
- 1:45:56Speaker 2: adding new featuring people on there. And, like, half the
- 1:45:59Speaker 2: time I don't even know them by name yet. But
- 1:46:01Speaker 2: I'm like, I keep finding them in skits that I like.
- 1:46:03Speaker 2: So I'm like, there's a lot of good people out there.
- 1:46:05Speaker 2: It's just, who are they going to tap to take
- 1:46:08Speaker 2: over and do the next cheesy reboot?
- 1:46:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:46:12Speaker 2: Yeah. I know.
- 1:46:13Speaker 3: But back to Coming to America 2, I at least
- 1:46:16Speaker 3: have a little bit of love for it because it's
- 1:46:19Speaker 3: the first time in at least like probably 15 to
- 1:46:22Speaker 3: 20 years I laughed at a movie that had Eddie
- 1:46:24Speaker 3: Murphy in it.
- 1:46:25Speaker 2: See, I like the one– what was the– Dolomite. Well,
- 1:46:31Speaker 2: that wasn't a comedy though. No, but just like a
- 1:46:33Speaker 2: movie of him, like a comeback of just like, Oh no,
- 1:46:36Speaker 2: he's not only back, but he can act. And we
- 1:46:39Speaker 2: knew that, but like, it's been so long since he's
- 1:46:43Speaker 2: done anything. And then on top of that, anything that
- 1:46:46Speaker 2: wasn't a PG dumb, mostly aimed at kids movie, that
- 1:46:49Speaker 2: became his staple for 15 years or more of like
- 1:46:53Speaker 2: the only thing he made were dumb kind of for
- 1:46:55Speaker 2: kids movies. I'm like, Do you know who he was? Like, why?
- 1:46:59Speaker 2: Why would you... It's the Richard Pryor thing. Why would
- 1:47:02Speaker 2: you take somebody who's so good at this and then
- 1:47:06Speaker 2: force him into this mold that doesn't fit at all?
- 1:47:09Speaker 3: I agree. Yeah, the Dolemite movie was very good. Which,
- 1:47:11Speaker 3: of course, I appreciate because, you know, if you became
- 1:47:14Speaker 3: an Eddie Murphy fan, you knew that that was like...
- 1:47:16Speaker 3: Rudy Ray Moore was very important to him. So finally,
- 1:47:20Speaker 3: all these decades later, you finally get to do a
- 1:47:21Speaker 3: biopic about him.
- 1:47:22Speaker 2: And it is such a... an interesting and inspiring story.
- 1:47:27Speaker 2: It is, it's Ed Wood told again.
- 1:47:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:47:30Speaker 2: It's literally the same screenwriters and they do essentially that
- 1:47:33Speaker 2: same thing of like, what if we took this guy
- 1:47:35Speaker 2: that made these movies that nobody cared about and made
- 1:47:37Speaker 2: him a hero and like, you know, painted him in
- 1:47:39Speaker 2: this great light. And that's definitely what we get here.
- 1:47:42Speaker 2: So yeah, that was a nice return for Eddie Murphy,
- 1:47:45Speaker 2: but yeah, absolutely. So as we're rounding it out, I
- 1:47:50Speaker 2: was going to throw out just some of the other,
- 1:47:52Speaker 2: since we're, Hitting all over in 82 now. Just some
- 1:47:55Speaker 2: of the other... I think just to sort of illustrate
- 1:47:59Speaker 2: everything that was kind of being thrown at you this year. So,
- 1:48:03Speaker 2: the best little whorehouse in Texas. Uh-huh. Let's see. Forbidden World, Parasite, Fitzcarraldo,
- 1:48:11Speaker 2: The House on Sorority Row, Airplane 2, Class of 1984.
- 1:48:15Speaker 2: Ironically enough, not out in 84, in 82. Also, I
- 1:48:17Speaker 2: think it was a Bronco.
- 1:48:20Speaker 3: Warriors 1980 also came out that year too.
- 1:48:22Speaker 2: Speaking of, again, sex comedies ahead of their time, Zapped
- 1:48:27Speaker 2: came out this year. If there was a movie I
- 1:48:30Speaker 2: watched on cable, probably a little more than I needed to.
- 1:48:33Speaker 3: Zapped.
- 1:48:35Speaker 2: I do love some Scatman Crothers, though, I have to say.
- 1:48:38Speaker 2: If there was a reason I went to it that
- 1:48:40Speaker 2: I can stand by, it's the Scatman Crothers.
- 1:48:43Speaker 3: Yep.
- 1:48:44Speaker 2: The Verdict. Mm-hmm. Secret of NIMH. Again, kind of one
- 1:48:49Speaker 2: of the best run of Don Bluth. Oh, sure, yeah.
- 1:48:52Speaker 2: He did a lot of cheesier stuff as he went on,
- 1:48:54Speaker 2: but that one I always remember, again, just kind of
- 1:48:56Speaker 2: seeing it on cable and being like, this is pretty dark.
- 1:48:59Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:48:59Speaker 2: As Don Bluth's stuff can go sometimes, but even for
- 1:49:03Speaker 2: his stuff, it was just, tonally visually just a creepy
- 1:49:07Speaker 2: dark kind of movie.
- 1:49:08Speaker 3: Well as a children's book Mrs. Frisbee and the Rats
- 1:49:11Speaker 3: of NIMH is a dark.
- 1:49:12Speaker 2: Book so the fact that it got greenlit is interesting
- 1:49:17Speaker 2: in and of itself Amityville 2 The Possession World According
- 1:49:23Speaker 2: to Garp again we're starting to get knee deep into
- 1:49:28Speaker 2: Robin Williams being taken semi-seriously as much as he's ever
- 1:49:32Speaker 2: going to be taken seriously The Entity, The Wall, Paradise, Firefox,
- 1:49:39Speaker 2: Basket Case.
- 1:49:41Speaker 3: Hey, folks, who wants to see Dirty Harry in an
- 1:49:44Speaker 3: experimental plane?
- 1:49:45Speaker 2: He's getting old. He can't have him running around. What
- 1:49:48Speaker 2: if he just sits still in a cockpit for a
- 1:49:50Speaker 2: long time? Are you guys cool with that? What's funny
- 1:49:52Speaker 2: is he's getting old in 82. He's still cranking out
- 1:49:55Speaker 2: movies now. He just put out another one as the lead.
- 1:50:00Speaker 2: It amazes me how long he's been an old man.
- 1:50:03Speaker 2: Let's see. Pieces, Alone in the Dark, Sophie's Choice, Cat People.
- 1:50:08Speaker 2: I think there is.
- 1:50:12Speaker 3: We can't forget one more tentpole, Slumber Party Massacre.
- 1:50:15Speaker 2: Yeah. See, I said there was a lot of horror
- 1:50:17Speaker 2: this year, surprisingly. Oh, the third Friday the 13th was
- 1:50:21Speaker 2: this year, too.
- 1:50:21Speaker 3: That's right.
- 1:50:22Speaker 2: Which, again, kind of really finding their legs on that franchise.
- 1:50:26Speaker 2: That's when he becomes Jason, as we know him and
- 1:50:29Speaker 2: would continue to know him.
- 1:50:30Speaker 3: With the hockey mask.
- 1:50:31Speaker 2: With the hockey. To me, it was all still figuring
- 1:50:34Speaker 2: it out, those first two movies. It's three that they went, okay,
- 1:50:38Speaker 2: we've got our whole little rotation now. We know how
- 1:50:41Speaker 2: the plot's going to go. We know we've got to
- 1:50:43Speaker 2: have a mask, find a machete, get this thing going.
- 1:50:46Speaker 2: Let's start killing some kids. Yeah.
- 1:50:48Speaker 3: And speaking of horror movies, we were talking about Romero
- 1:50:50Speaker 3: earlier in the show here. One we forgot to mention.
- 1:50:53Speaker 2: Creepshow. Yeah.
- 1:50:55Speaker 3: So that's... A beloved film, but quite a tumultuous history
- 1:51:00Speaker 3: in that one.
- 1:51:00Speaker 2: Yeah. And one that's still, like, I feel like beloved later. Like,
- 1:51:05Speaker 2: I don't remember it being a big hit this year. No, yeah.
- 1:51:08Speaker 2: And then even in, like, the years after, people were like, oh, yeah,
- 1:51:11Speaker 2: I've seen that. But, like, it was only, like, recent, like,
- 1:51:14Speaker 2: revisionary sort of.
- 1:51:16Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:51:17Speaker 2: You know, if we go back and look at this,
- 1:51:19Speaker 2: I think it's the horror fans of the modern era
- 1:51:21Speaker 2: that look back now and find how interesting it was
- 1:51:24Speaker 2: for this time period. But in 82, I feel like
- 1:51:27Speaker 2: it just kind of went under the radar.
- 1:51:29Speaker 3: Basically, it was this movie and Monkey Shines that killed
- 1:51:32Speaker 3: any studio work that George Romero.
- 1:51:34Speaker 2: Did for his entire career. I mean, Romero never really...
- 1:51:37Speaker 2: That's why it was kind of nice by the time
- 1:51:40Speaker 2: he got to be towards the end of his life
- 1:51:43Speaker 2: when he was as celebrated by the fans as he was. Because... Studio-wise,
- 1:51:47Speaker 2: he was never really celebrated. He never had big hits.
- 1:51:50Speaker 2: He never was given giant properties. He was always a name,
- 1:51:54Speaker 2: but only to horror geeks. He went, like I said,
- 1:51:58Speaker 2: so far into his career thinking, eh, who's going to
- 1:52:00Speaker 2: show up and even see me? The fact that finally
- 1:52:03Speaker 2: at the end, those last 10 years or so, he
- 1:52:05Speaker 2: just sort of was coasting on the top of the
- 1:52:08Speaker 2: wave there with just fans loving him and appreciating everything
- 1:52:12Speaker 2: he'd done. Of course, he was still trying to do
- 1:52:14Speaker 2: his zombie flicks and trying to do And even those
- 1:52:18Speaker 2: not always were well received by his own fans.
- 1:52:22Speaker 3: His last one, Survival of the Dead, the one that
- 1:52:24Speaker 3: takes place on the island where the old guys are
- 1:52:26Speaker 3: fighting each other, I'll give him credit for that one.
- 1:52:29Speaker 2: I like Land where most people don't. Land was decent.
- 1:52:32Speaker 2: Land is pretty cool. I think there's a lot of
- 1:52:34Speaker 2: good concepts in Land.
- 1:52:36Speaker 3: He had a lot to say. That's the thing is
- 1:52:37Speaker 3: what works for his Dead movies is when he has
- 1:52:39Speaker 3: something to say.
- 1:52:41Speaker 2: And Land definitely has several things going on.
- 1:52:45Speaker 3: That's why I hated Diary of the Dead because Diary
- 1:52:47Speaker 3: had nothing to say.
- 1:52:48Speaker 2: It was just cashing in on a popular thing.
- 1:52:51Speaker 3: Unfound footage. Yeah. But Survival of the Dead went back
- 1:52:54Speaker 3: to I got something to say. Yeah. And, yeah, unfortunately,
- 1:52:57Speaker 3: that was his last of the Dead series there.
- 1:53:01Speaker 2: And, of course, the most fun movie of 1982, Gandhi.
- 1:53:05Speaker 3: Yeah. Get that guy a sandwich.
- 1:53:11Speaker 2: But I won't eat it.
- 1:53:12Speaker 3: I can't eat it. It's a strange thing. Now, Gandhi
- 1:53:19Speaker 3: follows a trend that we know today. Whereas a film
- 1:53:22Speaker 3: that is celebrated by the critics. Everybody's grandmother loves this movie.
- 1:53:29Speaker 3: Your art teacher loves this movie. It got 40,000 Oscars.
- 1:53:35Speaker 3: Ben Kingsley's career is still Gandhi. He's been in Marvel
- 1:53:38Speaker 3: movies for God's sake and he's still Gandhi.
- 1:53:40Speaker 2: He's the Mandarin to me.
- 1:53:42Speaker 3: But did this movie make any money?
- 1:53:46Speaker 2: Not comparatively. Nor does any... normal, I'm using quotes once again,
- 1:53:53Speaker 2: I talk about the normal people on the show a lot.
- 1:53:55Speaker 2: And I'm just like, of anybody I knew, you know,
- 1:53:59Speaker 2: I'm the dumb kid watching stuff on cable. But of
- 1:54:01Speaker 2: the grownups I knew, did any of them go and
- 1:54:04Speaker 2: see it? God, no, not in the theater. Did any
- 1:54:06Speaker 2: of them even watch it on cable? No, like it
- 1:54:09Speaker 2: was only like, super you know educated movie geeks at
- 1:54:13Speaker 2: the time and like Oscar kind of people but like
- 1:54:17Speaker 2: it did not cross over I feel like to any
- 1:54:20Speaker 2: regular whereas some stuff just gets really big and you
- 1:54:22Speaker 2: get something that's very Oscar caliber, but it has crossover
- 1:54:27Speaker 2: appeal and it ends up being, you know, pretty well
- 1:54:29Speaker 2: received by normal people. But Gandhi is one that was so,
- 1:54:33Speaker 2: it was just so fancy in what story it was
- 1:54:37Speaker 2: trying to tell.
- 1:54:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:54:38Speaker 2: And that in this way that it was treated, I
- 1:54:40Speaker 2: think by the industry that like regular people were just like, no,
- 1:54:44Speaker 2: thank you. I'm going to be over here watching. No,
- 1:54:48Speaker 2: thank you. So.
- 1:54:49Speaker 3: And see, and Gandhi will always have a second life
- 1:54:52Speaker 3: with me because I am a, hardcore devotee of Mr. Yankovic.
- 1:54:59Speaker 3: And so I am a regular yearly watcher of UHF.
- 1:55:03Speaker 3: And so there's, of course, a Gandhi 2 sketch in UHF.
- 1:55:06Speaker 2: It is quite entertaining, as all of those little sketches
- 1:55:10Speaker 2: in between are.
- 1:55:10Speaker 3: Yeah, Coney and the Librarian always hits really good with
- 1:55:13Speaker 3: me too, yeah.
- 1:55:14Speaker 2: Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System? Spatula City, Spatula City.
- 1:55:21Speaker 2: That's my go-to. I'm like, I would go there.
- 1:55:25Speaker 3: There is a record label called Spatula City Records, and
- 1:55:28Speaker 3: they don't do any Weird Al stuff. But they have
- 1:55:32Speaker 3: the name Spatula City.
- 1:55:33Speaker 2: I mean, when you got a name like Spatula City,
- 1:55:35Speaker 2: you can't waste it. And they don't spell Spatula. So,
- 1:55:39Speaker 2: I guess to bring it full circle, I... Was a
- 1:55:44Speaker 2: fan of E.T. And I definitely saw it in the
- 1:55:47Speaker 2: theater at least once. I didn't go back many times
- 1:55:50Speaker 2: to movies. Once was about all we got normally going
- 1:55:53Speaker 2: to the theater. So I definitely saw it in the theater.
- 1:55:56Speaker 2: I was sucked into it enough that I bought my,
- 1:56:01Speaker 2: there they go, Reese's Pieces. I was into those at
- 1:56:04Speaker 2: the time, specifically because of E.T. I did have Again,
- 1:56:09Speaker 2: being the dork that buys things, I had the weird
- 1:56:11Speaker 2: little plastic E.T. that you could pop his head up
- 1:56:14Speaker 2: and down.
- 1:56:14Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 1:56:15Speaker 2: And he came with a speaking spell. I thought that
- 1:56:16Speaker 2: was awesome. I had some PVC wins of him holding
- 1:56:20Speaker 2: a flower and all that stuff. Did you play the
- 1:56:22Speaker 2: Atari game? I didn't have Atari. So I was, again,
- 1:56:26Speaker 2: I was super cool. That's why I had a VIC-20.
- 1:56:29Speaker 2: Only the cool kids had Commodore. Okay. Obviously. Okay. We're
- 1:56:33Speaker 2: a very small group.
- 1:56:35Speaker 3: I was in a fortunate minority where My parents bought
- 1:56:39Speaker 3: me an Intellivision, like the Sears Intellivision.
- 1:56:42Speaker 2: They had some cool stuff at the time. I got
- 1:56:44Speaker 2: that for.
- 1:56:44Speaker 3: Christmas one year. But my aunt, who lived about a
- 1:56:48Speaker 3: block away, she and her husband bought an Atari just
- 1:56:51Speaker 3: when they were coming out, and Ataris were a popular thing.
- 1:56:54Speaker 3: They played it like three times, and then basically sat
- 1:56:56Speaker 3: around and collected dust. And so when I came along
- 1:56:58Speaker 3: old enough to appreciate video games, I now had literally
- 1:57:01Speaker 3: the best of both worlds.
- 1:57:02Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:57:03Speaker 3: So, yes, they did purchase E.T.
- 1:57:05Speaker 2: For me. Sucker.
- 1:57:08Speaker 3: Well, I didn't buy it, so they're the suckers.
- 1:57:11Speaker 2: You played.
- 1:57:12Speaker 3: I did play it. I wasted time on that that
- 1:57:15Speaker 3: I will never get back.
- 1:57:16Speaker 2: I played a lot of the Raiders of the Lost
- 1:57:18Speaker 2: Ark one. And that's equally as odd a game, once again,
- 1:57:23Speaker 2: to use quotes here. It's... I mean, there's a point
- 1:57:26Speaker 2: where you just wait around. I feel like it was
- 1:57:30Speaker 2: the same person who came up with the story in
- 1:57:32Speaker 2: that one as they did for E.T. Just walk around
- 1:57:36Speaker 2: for a while. But the E.T.
- 1:57:38Speaker 3: Game was just an exercise in just true frustration. Because, okay,
- 1:57:43Speaker 3: the story of this game is just fascinating. It's like, okay,
- 1:57:46Speaker 3: we've got this hit movie and we're going to do
- 1:57:49Speaker 3: a video game adaptation. But the movie's not ready yet
- 1:57:52Speaker 3: and we're kind of keeping it a little hush-hush. So
- 1:57:54Speaker 3: we're not going to tell you the plot so much
- 1:57:57Speaker 3: of the movie. We'll show you what the alien looks
- 1:57:59Speaker 3: like and kind of give you some basis of it.
- 1:58:01Speaker 3: And then we want you to make a game that's
- 1:58:02Speaker 3: got to be out by Christmas.
- 1:58:04Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like a lot of dumb merchandising
- 1:58:07Speaker 2: stuff comes together like that. But this is a huge version.
- 1:58:10Speaker 2: to throw at somebody.
- 1:58:11Speaker 3: Oh, and by the way, it's May. And this game
- 1:58:13Speaker 3: has to be in stores by December. Go.
- 1:58:16Speaker 2: And we have to have time to produce everything, too.
- 1:58:19Speaker 3: So get to work. So what you get is basically
- 1:58:22Speaker 3: a turd with a long neck running around the screen.
- 1:58:25Speaker 2: And every three.
- 1:58:26Speaker 3: Steps falls into a hole. Why does E.T. fall into
- 1:58:30Speaker 3: a hole?
- 1:58:30Speaker 2: I don't know. E.T.
- 1:58:31Speaker 3: Falls into a hole.
- 1:58:32Speaker 2: It's not good to fall into a hole.
- 1:58:34Speaker 3: It isn't. Now, the fortunate thing is that E.T. does
- 1:58:38Speaker 3: have the ability to levitate, and so he will levitate
- 1:58:42Speaker 3: out of said hole with, you know, a simple button,
- 1:58:44Speaker 3: you know, command. But then, like, two steps later, he
- 1:58:47Speaker 3: falls into another hole. Well, then, when you get into
- 1:58:50Speaker 3: that second hole, you no longer have the ability to
- 1:58:53Speaker 3: fly because you used it all to get out of
- 1:58:55Speaker 3: the first hole. So then now you're stuck in second hole,
- 1:58:58Speaker 3: can't get out, and so you just reset the game
- 1:59:01Speaker 3: and try again. This goes on continually. You were supposed
- 1:59:05Speaker 3: to collect all the pieces of your machine to phone
- 1:59:08Speaker 3: home and go home, but I don't know if anyone
- 1:59:11Speaker 3: ever got that far.
- 1:59:13Speaker 2: No, or had patience to. I did have a good
- 1:59:16Speaker 2: amount of exposure to Atari, but we didn't have one.
- 1:59:19Speaker 2: We went the Commodore route because we wanted to be
- 1:59:22Speaker 2: able to compute. Sure. I mean, I learned some basics.
- 1:59:25Speaker 2: It's about as high-tech in my computer as I ever got.
- 1:59:28Speaker 2: So you are a true basic bitch then. I love that.
- 1:59:31Speaker 2: That's also why I enjoy my pumpkin lattes every Halloween.
- 1:59:35Speaker 2: That's right. But I did have my cousin, who I
- 1:59:40Speaker 2: saw all the time, had an Atari and had a
- 1:59:42Speaker 2: good amount of games. So that's how I ended up
- 1:59:44Speaker 2: playing Superman, back to Superman. Right. Another stellar title in
- 1:59:49Speaker 2: the Atari franchise.
- 1:59:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:59:51Speaker 2: So, but yeah, if we're just going with the E.T. thing,
- 1:59:57Speaker 2: I was and that's why I was trying to decide.
- 1:59:59Speaker 2: I was like, I still can stand by it. I
- 2:00:02Speaker 2: have I think the last copy of it I bought
- 2:00:04Speaker 2: was when they redid it. And I have the version
- 2:00:07Speaker 2: that has the walkie talkies. So I'm kind of glad
- 2:00:10Speaker 2: I have that because that's a weird time in the world.
- 2:00:13Speaker 3: That is.
- 2:00:15Speaker 2: Not that long ago, but long enough that they've already
- 2:00:18Speaker 2: come back around and redone it again.
- 2:00:19Speaker 3: It's a rarity, too, because you've had directors, Coppola, Lucas,
- 2:00:25Speaker 3: Ridley Scott, gone in and redone their films, giving you
- 2:00:30Speaker 3: different cuts and whatever else. But it's a rarity where
- 2:00:33Speaker 3: a director releases a cut, changes something so fundamental.
- 2:00:36Speaker 2: Some minor thing.
- 2:00:38Speaker 3: Really?
- 2:00:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:00:40Speaker 3: What we're talking about is that basically towards the end
- 2:00:43Speaker 3: of the movie when AT is being chased around by
- 2:00:45Speaker 3: all the government agents and whatnot, they're running around with guns, right?
- 2:00:48Speaker 3: So then when the movie was released in 82, that
- 2:00:52Speaker 3: was fine.
- 2:00:53Speaker 2: Right. By 90%. Nine, or I don't know, what year
- 2:00:57Speaker 2: was that? It was somewhere towards the end of the 90s.
- 2:00:59Speaker 3: It was somewhere towards the end of the 90s, yeah,
- 2:01:01Speaker 3: and somebody had a problem with it, and so Spielberg decided,
- 2:01:04Speaker 3: I'm going to change all the guns to walkie-talkies. So,
- 2:01:08Speaker 3: I mean, which is, I guess I can kind of
- 2:01:11Speaker 3: see the sense it made, because no one actually fires
- 2:01:14Speaker 3: a shot, if you think about it, like, But.
- 2:01:17Speaker 2: Even at the time, I was like, these are terrible
- 2:01:19Speaker 2: federal agents because they don't have a gun. They're running
- 2:01:23Speaker 2: around with walkie-talkies and there's, as far as they know,
- 2:01:26Speaker 2: some hostile creature from another planet here to kill us all.
- 2:01:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:01:30Speaker 2: They don't have a gun at least. No one's armed. Yeah.
- 2:01:33Speaker 2: I was like, what kind of government agents are you?
- 2:01:35Speaker 3: Yeah. And that was really about the only thing that
- 2:01:39Speaker 3: was changed for the film.
- 2:01:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:01:41Speaker 3: And it was just given such... derision by the fans
- 2:01:45Speaker 3: that spielberg actually went back and changed it back.
- 2:01:48Speaker 2: Yeah when they re-released it on blu-ray they went back
- 2:01:50Speaker 2: to the original layout so yeah i thought that was
- 2:01:53Speaker 2: kind of interesting i don't really agree with it but
- 2:01:57Speaker 2: i you.
- 2:01:57Speaker 3: Know what i'm perfectly fine with it i would uh
- 2:01:59Speaker 3: like uh maybe lucas to kind of look at that
- 2:02:02Speaker 3: well i was.
- 2:02:02Speaker 2: Gonna say it's minor compared to the crazy bullshit that
- 2:02:05Speaker 2: lucas has pulled.
- 2:02:06Speaker 3: So yeah or coppola taking apocalypse now which is a
- 2:02:10Speaker 3: You know, a classic film, yes, but it is a
- 2:02:13Speaker 3: long film that has some pacing issues that he makes
- 2:02:15Speaker 3: it longer with even more pacing issues.
- 2:02:17Speaker 2: Well, he's recently redone Godfather 3, so.
- 2:02:20Speaker 3: And the weird thing.
- 2:02:21Speaker 2: Is, supposedly he fixed pacing issues in that. I don't know.
- 2:02:24Speaker 3: I'm very curious to see.
- 2:02:27Speaker 2: But with Spielberg, that's why I was trying to, I
- 2:02:29Speaker 2: was like, I stand by it. I do think it's
- 2:02:31Speaker 2: a solid movie. I was also trying to decide, is
- 2:02:34Speaker 2: it just these dominoes are falling into place? Because, I mean,
- 2:02:37Speaker 2: we're coming off of Jaws 3. And Close Encounters. We'll
- 2:02:41Speaker 2: skip 41. Because everyone did. But, I mean, the year
- 2:02:46Speaker 2: before is also Raiders of the Lost Ark. So it's
- 2:02:49Speaker 2: like he's just the biggest name in the industry at
- 2:02:51Speaker 2: that point. Yeah, monster. And you put together this, like,
- 2:02:55Speaker 2: super likable... Like, again, it's not the thing. It's meant
- 2:02:59Speaker 2: to be family friendly. And it works on that level.
- 2:03:03Speaker 2: So much so that, like, he... I don't know if
- 2:03:06Speaker 2: this is still the case, but for a while, I
- 2:03:08Speaker 2: remember them questioning him and they were like, you know,
- 2:03:11Speaker 2: you've made all these amazing movies in your career. What's
- 2:03:14Speaker 2: the one? What's, if you can only have one legacy,
- 2:03:17Speaker 2: what's your movie? And he picked E.T.
- 2:03:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:03:20Speaker 2: Not Schindler's List. He picked E.T. And I'm like, that
- 2:03:24Speaker 2: shows you the power of like this, this message that
- 2:03:27Speaker 2: he's still trying to put out there and this like,
- 2:03:29Speaker 2: how much, you know, good nature he had with this,
- 2:03:32Speaker 2: this character in this movie. And like, there's still a
- 2:03:35Speaker 2: lot of like reality to the family situation and other stuff.
- 2:03:38Speaker 2: It's not a bad cheesy, you know, it's not Mac
- 2:03:41Speaker 2: and me. It is a solid movie. Like, so I am,
- 2:03:46Speaker 2: I can still stand by it and I see why
- 2:03:48Speaker 2: it made the money that it did that year.
- 2:03:50Speaker 3: And it still works, but there's times where there's some
- 2:03:52Speaker 3: nostalgia factor in the movie.
- 2:03:53Speaker 2: Yeah, it's maybe a little too nostalgic for a lot
- 2:03:56Speaker 2: of people.
- 2:03:57Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you see some stuff in there. It's like, okay.
- 2:03:59Speaker 3: But for the most part, though, there's a lot of
- 2:04:01Speaker 3: it that still holds up.
- 2:04:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:04:02Speaker 3: You know, there's nothing that seems too terribly dated in
- 2:04:04Speaker 3: the film or anything like that. But I could see
- 2:04:07Speaker 3: that being, you know, such a meaningful film form because,
- 2:04:10Speaker 3: I mean, it's a personal film form, period. Because I
- 2:04:13Speaker 3: think what he said, the character is based off an
- 2:04:15Speaker 3: imaginary friend he had to deal with the death of
- 2:04:19Speaker 3: his grandparents or something like that, or grandfather.
- 2:04:22Speaker 2: And still, that was his early dealing with missing parent
- 2:04:26Speaker 2: issues and is so heavily the mom and dad, dad
- 2:04:30Speaker 2: missing from the scenario, mom dealing with raising kids on
- 2:04:33Speaker 2: her own. That's so heavy in his story that comes
- 2:04:37Speaker 2: through in these movies, especially at that era. It's funny
- 2:04:41Speaker 2: that it's gone away now because he grew up to
- 2:04:43Speaker 2: be a dad that's there all the time. So like
- 2:04:45Speaker 2: he doesn't deal with that anymore in his movies because
- 2:04:48Speaker 2: he corrected it. Like he fixed the problem in his
- 2:04:51Speaker 2: own life and now he doesn't do that anymore. So. Yeah,
- 2:04:54Speaker 2: this was definitely still right in the middle of that era, too.
- 2:05:00Speaker 3: I know I saw this film more than once in
- 2:05:02Speaker 3: the theater, which was a rarity for me.
- 2:05:04Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't do much.
- 2:05:06Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, most of the time when we saw movies,
- 2:05:07Speaker 3: it was the drive-in.
- 2:05:08Speaker 2: I saw a decent amount. When I think back of
- 2:05:10Speaker 2: how many as a kid I still remember seeing in
- 2:05:12Speaker 2: the theater, so I'm glad that they at least took
- 2:05:15Speaker 2: me on occasion. But, yeah, it's rare that I went
- 2:05:18Speaker 2: back short of Star Wars.
- 2:05:20Speaker 3: Well, growing up in southern Indiana, up until about maybe
- 2:05:23Speaker 3: like the mid to late eighties when like, yeah, the
- 2:05:26Speaker 3: green tree four popped up. Our only theaters were here
- 2:05:29Speaker 3: in Louisville. Yeah. So, and that was showcase.
- 2:05:31Speaker 2: That's where I was every week.
- 2:05:34Speaker 3: And I mean, of course, you know, the old showcase,
- 2:05:36Speaker 3: I still miss that place. Cause house one was just
- 2:05:39Speaker 3: a monster building.
- 2:05:42Speaker 2: And then when they made four and five, they were
- 2:05:45Speaker 2: equally as big. And like, they were the biggest, like
- 2:05:47Speaker 2: in the state at the time. And like for years,
- 2:05:49Speaker 2: I think we're still the biggest.
- 2:05:52Speaker 3: The old Vogue was pretty close, but it only just
- 2:05:55Speaker 3: had one theater, whereas the other, but yeah, those were
- 2:05:58Speaker 3: big rooms.
- 2:05:59Speaker 2: For someone that misses it as much as I do,
- 2:06:01Speaker 2: I found somebody recently posted a bunch, they went through,
- 2:06:05Speaker 2: I guess, towards the end of the run and did
- 2:06:07Speaker 2: like a photo shoot. Oh, nice. It was like a walkthrough.
- 2:06:12Speaker 2: I remember that whole opening. The beginning area there was
- 2:06:16Speaker 2: all those windows. It had the balcony that ran around
- 2:06:18Speaker 2: the top of the lobby. Nobody would build anything like
- 2:06:21Speaker 2: that now. It had all the offices and artwork on
- 2:06:25Speaker 2: the walls.
- 2:06:26Speaker 3: I worked there at one point. I was a manager
- 2:06:28Speaker 3: there for about a few months. I worked with the
- 2:06:32Speaker 3: company for a while. I moved to that theater just
- 2:06:35Speaker 3: for a different opportunity. The manager and I did not
- 2:06:38Speaker 3: get along.
- 2:06:39Speaker 2: They didn't want me. I wanted to sweep up popcorn.
- 2:06:41Speaker 2: They didn't even want me for that. Wow. But, no,
- 2:06:45Speaker 2: I just remember, like, I love that, especially the front. Like, later,
- 2:06:49Speaker 2: those ones they kept building were smaller and all kind
- 2:06:51Speaker 2: of jammed in that back area. Yeah. But those front, like,
- 2:06:54Speaker 2: five theaters. I know. Before they split up the second one. Like,
- 2:06:57Speaker 2: the one, four, and five were, like, amazing. And so
- 2:07:01Speaker 2: just have, like, a walkthrough in photo form was, like,
- 2:07:04Speaker 2: so cool to just be able to, like, go back
- 2:07:06Speaker 2: in time. And remember being in that lobby and remember
- 2:07:10Speaker 2: being in that theater. And like those are, yeah. So I,
- 2:07:13Speaker 2: I need to like send those over to you because
- 2:07:15Speaker 2: they were so amazing. Those were cool. Yeah. I mean, yeah.
- 2:07:18Speaker 3: Well, I mean, that was the thing is just walking
- 2:07:19Speaker 3: through that place was just so massive too.
- 2:07:22Speaker 2: Yeah. That's, that's definitely where I saw E.T. Cause that's
- 2:07:25Speaker 2: pretty much where I saw everything at that point.
- 2:07:27Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
- 2:07:27Speaker 2: A little later I would end up going to like
- 2:07:29Speaker 2: the dollar theaters and stuff when I could get a
- 2:07:32Speaker 2: car and drive. But like when I was younger, uh,
- 2:07:35Speaker 2: It was all showcase.
- 2:07:36Speaker 3: That's where I saw them.
- 2:07:36Speaker 2: Did the Galleria have a movie theater?
- 2:07:39Speaker 3: No, that was... Oxmoor.
- 2:07:41Speaker 2: Oxmoor. Oxmoor had one. Oxmoor. Upstairs, and then later they
- 2:07:44Speaker 2: added more, but they didn't put them together. There was
- 2:07:46Speaker 2: ones downstairs and upstairs, and you had to figure out
- 2:07:50Speaker 2: where you were and go to the other side of
- 2:07:52Speaker 2: the mall. Not the best layout plan, by the way,
- 2:07:56Speaker 2: but that's what they did at the time. So, yeah. Yeah.
- 2:08:00Speaker 2: So that's where I saw E.T. And that changed my 1982.
- 2:08:04Speaker 2: And then shortly thereafter, I would be sitting at home
- 2:08:08Speaker 2: watching the thing and that would change the rest of
- 2:08:11Speaker 2: my life. I, I was weird because, um, seeing that movie,
- 2:08:17Speaker 2: I was like, okay, well, yeah, it was, it, As
- 2:08:20Speaker 2: a kid, I guess, I don't know, I guess I
- 2:08:23Speaker 2: was a nonconformist even then because I'm like, okay, everybody
- 2:08:25Speaker 2: likes this movie, why? Contrarian.
- 2:08:28Speaker 3: Yeah, and so it really got to be until I
- 2:08:32Speaker 3: got to be an adult where I can watch that
- 2:08:34Speaker 3: movie now and I'm weeping by the end of it.
- 2:08:37Speaker 2: You know, I'm like, you gotta help me, go miss
- 2:08:39Speaker 2: this man.
- 2:08:40Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just, yeah, I'm, you know, now,
- 2:08:43Speaker 3: but as a kid, I'm like, screw this.
- 2:08:48Speaker 2: I got suckered in. I remember being Being a pretty
- 2:08:50Speaker 2: big fan of E.T. But again, not like... I don't know.
- 2:08:55Speaker 2: It didn't take over. I don't have weird nostalgia for
- 2:08:58Speaker 2: it that I feel like a lot of people do.
- 2:08:59Speaker 2: I think I just... It was a movie of the
- 2:09:01Speaker 2: time and I saw it and I liked the creepy,
- 2:09:03Speaker 2: weird E.T. character. Yeah. I like the... I don't know.
- 2:09:07Speaker 2: It did have some underlying messages going on there. I
- 2:09:10Speaker 2: do think it's a pretty well put together film in general. Yeah,
- 2:09:13Speaker 2: it really is. But it is interesting how much it
- 2:09:16Speaker 2: took over the world that summer and.
- 2:09:18Speaker 3: It is. I mean, that's the thing is, you know,
- 2:09:19Speaker 3: we talked about the top of the show. There's people
- 2:09:21Speaker 3: who look back on the summer of 82 and they're like, man,
- 2:09:24Speaker 3: all these great movies come out. It's like, yeah, and
- 2:09:26Speaker 3: nobody fucking saw them because there's too busy seeing E.T.
- 2:09:29Speaker 3: You know, it's like that's kind of why I was
- 2:09:32Speaker 3: such a contrarian about it because I was a fan
- 2:09:34Speaker 3: of a lot of those other movies.
- 2:09:35Speaker 2: Yeah, I was too. Again, I just didn't pick either or.
- 2:09:38Speaker 2: A lot of people still to this day like this
- 2:09:40Speaker 2: other thing. I just want to hit everything eventually. Granted,
- 2:09:43Speaker 2: there's some I put way on the back of the list,
- 2:09:45Speaker 2: but there's so much I still want to see now
- 2:09:48Speaker 2: that I think even as a kid, I was like,
- 2:09:51Speaker 2: and I think that's part of why I didn't keep
- 2:09:53Speaker 2: going back to see the same movie sometimes. It's like, well,
- 2:09:56Speaker 2: I only get to see so many in the theater,
- 2:09:58Speaker 2: so how about I go see this other one that
- 2:09:59Speaker 2: I haven't seen yet? So I still kind of try
- 2:10:02Speaker 2: to do that. And I don't know, as many movies
- 2:10:04Speaker 2: as I own, sometimes I will not do a rewatch
- 2:10:08Speaker 2: because there's something that just came out streaming and I'm like, yeah,
- 2:10:10Speaker 2: but I want to see that too. Sure, yeah. I'm
- 2:10:12Speaker 2: still trying to hit as many as I can in life.
- 2:10:16Speaker 3: Out of curiosity, do you remember which movie you've seen
- 2:10:19Speaker 3: the most in theaters?
- 2:10:21Speaker 2: Again, not that. I mean, more than two is rare
- 2:10:26Speaker 2: for me. I remember going back to see Star Wars
- 2:10:30Speaker 2: as a kid. As a cheat, there's definitely one that's
- 2:10:35Speaker 2: way ahead. Cause I used to hang out at the
- 2:10:37Speaker 2: Vogue and see Rocky. So I've seen Rocky horror probably
- 2:10:41Speaker 2: way more times than anything else in the theater, but
- 2:10:43Speaker 2: that was its own experience. That was, you were there
- 2:10:46Speaker 2: for the show as much as the movie. Sure.
- 2:10:48Speaker 3: Yeah. I dig that.
- 2:10:49Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. That's I'm sure would have to be by far,
- 2:10:53Speaker 2: but other than that, yeah, it's usually just one or
- 2:10:55Speaker 2: two times theater wise.
- 2:10:57Speaker 3: Uh, for me, uh, I worked, I've worked at basically four,
- 2:11:03Speaker 3: three movie theaters, three movie theaters in this area. Uh, Uh,
- 2:11:06Speaker 3: so yeah, I saw a lot of stuff for free
- 2:11:08Speaker 3: and whatnot, but one movie that hit me hardest, I
- 2:11:12Speaker 3: think of all was Pulp Fiction. Oh yeah.
- 2:11:15Speaker 2: And I do remember seeing that a couple of times again,
- 2:11:19Speaker 2: probably not, maybe, I don't know if I saw, I
- 2:11:22Speaker 2: knew I had friends at the time that had seen
- 2:11:24Speaker 2: it like four and five times in the theater back. And,
- 2:11:27Speaker 2: but again, I remember going like with people a different time.
- 2:11:30Speaker 2: Like I think I went and saw it and then like,
- 2:11:32Speaker 2: There was a group going to see it again. So
- 2:11:34Speaker 2: I do remember re-watching that in the theater and then
- 2:11:37Speaker 2: immediately buying it. So I've owned it again on a
- 2:11:40Speaker 2: couple of formats since then.
- 2:11:43Speaker 3: Between not working in a movie theater and working in
- 2:11:46Speaker 3: a movie theater, so I paid for some and for
- 2:11:49Speaker 3: free got some, you know, got some for free. And,
- 2:11:51Speaker 3: of course, it got re-released when it got Oscar nominations
- 2:11:54Speaker 3: and stuff like that. So it was out in theaters
- 2:11:55Speaker 3: a couple times.
- 2:11:55Speaker 2: But in its theatrical run, I saw it 16 times. Wow.
- 2:12:00Speaker 3: And that is by far the movie I've seen.
- 2:12:02Speaker 2: That's actually sitting down and watching it. Oh, yeah. Not
- 2:12:05Speaker 2: like working. Because that's the thing. I don't know. I
- 2:12:08Speaker 2: can't count like when I worked at a store where
- 2:12:11Speaker 2: we played movies all day long. Because I wasn't really
- 2:12:14Speaker 2: watching them. But I'm like, how many times have they
- 2:12:16Speaker 2: been going on in the background? There's tons of movies.
- 2:12:19Speaker 3: I can say that about Willy Wonka. I worked at
- 2:12:23Speaker 3: Real Collections and River Falls Mall.
- 2:12:25Speaker 2: We had that thing on repeat.
- 2:12:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:12:26Speaker 2: I mean, there's so many that we used to play
- 2:12:28Speaker 2: just nonstop over and over. And I'm like, I can't
- 2:12:31Speaker 2: count those because I'm supposed to be working and doing
- 2:12:34Speaker 2: my dumb job.
- 2:12:36Speaker 3: I sat in the theater, whether I paid for the
- 2:12:38Speaker 3: ticket or was an employee comp, I sat in the
- 2:12:42Speaker 3: theater 16 times to see Pulp Fiction. Not all the
- 2:12:45Speaker 3: time was I with people. Sometimes I was by myself.
- 2:12:48Speaker 2: I mean, I get it. That is one that people
- 2:12:52Speaker 2: want to write it off now as being like, he's
- 2:12:56Speaker 2: not that great in general or that's not as good
- 2:12:58Speaker 2: a movie in his run. And I'm like, except when
- 2:13:01Speaker 2: I go back to watch it. And I'm like, I
- 2:13:02Speaker 2: am sucked into that movie every time. Like it is
- 2:13:05Speaker 2: still just such solid writing and so interesting in what
- 2:13:10Speaker 2: it's doing. And then these performances are also good that
- 2:13:13Speaker 2: I'm like, you can try to write it off, but
- 2:13:15Speaker 2: I can't not.
- 2:13:16Speaker 3: Want to watch it.
- 2:13:17Speaker 2: It's so rewatchable.
- 2:13:19Speaker 3: It's a movie that's out of order. You know, like
- 2:13:21Speaker 3: it doesn't happen in chronological order.
- 2:13:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:13:24Speaker 3: But, all of it makes sense. You know, there's no
- 2:13:27Speaker 3: big holes really in anything except for they didn't really
- 2:13:29Speaker 3: explain what's in the case. It's left over to interpretation.
- 2:13:32Speaker 2: We all know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:13:36Speaker 3: It's John's Oscar he got. But, you know, but yeah,
- 2:13:41Speaker 3: you're right. It's, for me at the time, I was,
- 2:13:44Speaker 3: you know, fancying myself as a writer and, you know,
- 2:13:47Speaker 3: getting into college at that time and whatnot. And so,
- 2:13:49Speaker 3: that just hit me as in a level of creativity
- 2:13:53Speaker 3: that was just like just, It blew my head.
- 2:13:56Speaker 2: I think a lot of people. That was one. Which
- 2:13:58Speaker 2: again is one of the things we've thrown out there
- 2:14:02Speaker 2: as an option to do their own episode on. So
- 2:14:06Speaker 2: I guess that's how we should round it out. I
- 2:14:09Speaker 2: like this theme. I like this concept. So should we
- 2:14:14Speaker 2: go down these roads in the future? Should we do
- 2:14:17Speaker 2: I was thinking, I mean, as monumental as 82 is,
- 2:14:20Speaker 2: I was wondering if we picked another year around this time,
- 2:14:24Speaker 2: would it seem equally as amazing that like, whoa, in 1984,
- 2:14:27Speaker 2: all these movies came out. In 1981, all these monumental...
- 2:14:31Speaker 2: So I'm like, it would almost be worth revisiting certain
- 2:14:34Speaker 2: years and just kind of... So if you've got specific years,
- 2:14:37Speaker 2: we should revisit. That would be interesting. We've definitely thrown
- 2:14:41Speaker 2: out doing directors and just sort of an overall... here's
- 2:14:45Speaker 2: all the crazy stuff they've done and their impact on cinema.
- 2:14:49Speaker 2: So Tarantino's definitely one of those.
- 2:14:52Speaker 3: Yeah, see, 94 would be a great tumultuous year for
- 2:14:54Speaker 3: me because as much as I'm loving Pulp Fiction, the
- 2:14:57Speaker 3: rest of the world is loving Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump
- 2:14:59Speaker 3: gets all the love of the Oscars. And that year,
- 2:15:02Speaker 3: I mean, God bless Tom Hanks now. I love the
- 2:15:05Speaker 3: man to death. He's an American treasure. But in 1994,
- 2:15:08Speaker 3: I was saying F a bunch of Tom Hanks. Quentin
- 2:15:12Speaker 3: Tarantino is where it's at, and all you squares don't
- 2:15:14Speaker 3: know what you're talking about.
- 2:15:15Speaker 2: Obviously, you've never seen Bachelor Party.
- 2:15:18Speaker 3: No, obviously, you've never seen Mazes and Monsters, which also
- 2:15:21Speaker 3: came out in 1982.
- 2:15:23Speaker 2: I have seen that. Somewhat recently, it was on, and
- 2:15:27Speaker 2: I was just, whew.
- 2:15:29Speaker 1: Man.
- 2:15:29Speaker 2: It's a rough movie.
- 2:15:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:15:32Speaker 2: It is like, The budget limitations for this made-for-TV damning
- 2:15:39Speaker 2: of Dungeons & Dragons.
- 2:15:41Speaker 3: I mean, it is an allegory that has all the
- 2:15:44Speaker 3: subtlety of a nuclear missile. And it's just... It is...
- 2:15:52Speaker 3: I mean... One of my favorite Halloween movies is the
- 2:15:56Speaker 3: Trick or Treat. Not Trick or Treat, the anthology movie.
- 2:15:59Speaker 3: I'm talking about the 1980s.
- 2:16:00Speaker 2: The Mark Price classic.
- 2:16:03Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about. When you play the backwards
- 2:16:06Speaker 3: metal records, kids, demons are going to come get you
- 2:16:09Speaker 3: and Satan's going to take you down and there you go.
- 2:16:11Speaker 2: We did an episode at Halloween many years ago. It
- 2:16:14Speaker 2: is one that actually holds up better than i expected
- 2:16:18Speaker 2: like i do i barely remembered it at the time
- 2:16:21Speaker 2: i kind of watched it on cable but revisiting i
- 2:16:23Speaker 2: was like it's got more of a plot to.
- 2:16:26Speaker 3: It than i expected actually it is ham-fisted as all
- 2:16:30Speaker 3: get out though and it's still like you know oh
- 2:16:32Speaker 3: he's you know the the the kid that no one
- 2:16:34Speaker 3: understands but his rock gods and you know yeah it's
- 2:16:38Speaker 3: all that kind of you know satanic panic bullshit of
- 2:16:41Speaker 3: the 80s.
- 2:16:41Speaker 2: But it's sort of sided with it, you know? It's
- 2:16:44Speaker 2: like it was with the kid versus Maces and Monsters
- 2:16:46Speaker 2: is like, you kids are all stupid and the devil
- 2:16:49Speaker 2: is going to come get you.
- 2:16:50Speaker 3: That is true, yes.
- 2:16:51Speaker 2: Like, at least we were on his side.
- 2:16:53Speaker 3: Yeah, we're on Skippy's side and, you know, he makes
- 2:16:57Speaker 3: good in the end there. But I was a fan
- 2:17:00Speaker 3: of the soundtrack as well because I'm a metal kid anyway. So,
- 2:17:03Speaker 3: you know, I knew who Fastway was at the time.
- 2:17:06Speaker 3: They had a couple of minor hits. And so I
- 2:17:08Speaker 3: knew who they were at the time, so I was like, oh, cool.
- 2:17:10Speaker 3: And then hearing some of the songs, like, frankly, I mean,
- 2:17:13Speaker 3: the movie is kind of hit and miss, but the
- 2:17:15Speaker 3: soundtrack is really where it's at, you know, by Fastway, which,
- 2:17:19Speaker 3: you know, love those guys.
- 2:17:20Speaker 2: It's all for the cameos.
- 2:17:22Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 2:17:22Speaker 2: I mean, talk about stunt casting. Put in your... your
- 2:17:27Speaker 2: your preacher as Ozzy Osbourne that's right at the height
- 2:17:31Speaker 2: of when everyone was anti-Ozzy Osbourne for religious and yeah
- 2:17:36Speaker 2: he's the devil and reasons like that's that's pretty damn
- 2:17:40Speaker 2: entertaining yeah even at the time I was like all
- 2:17:42Speaker 2: right that's clever like but then.
- 2:17:45Speaker 3: You also had you know threw in the other not
- 2:17:48Speaker 3: quite as much of a stunt cast but Gene simmons
- 2:17:50Speaker 3: as the uh The cool DJ.
- 2:17:53Speaker 2: I can see Gene Simmons being a DJ if things
- 2:17:56Speaker 2: didn't go the way they did. So that one's not
- 2:17:58Speaker 2: as far off, but still working it in.
- 2:18:01Speaker 3: If you gotta think about it, though, he's probably the
- 2:18:03Speaker 3: real villain of the whole movie. Because he's the one.
- 2:18:07Speaker 2: That gives the record. Who gives that dorky kid the
- 2:18:12Speaker 2: master copy of the only.
- 2:18:14Speaker 3: And what DJ has a master acetate pressing?
- 2:18:17Speaker 1: Nobody.
- 2:18:18Speaker 2: And why would you give it to a dumb high
- 2:18:20Speaker 2: school kid?
- 2:18:20Speaker 3: Yeah, in this podunk little town.
- 2:18:22Speaker 2: This was a million dollar thing and you're going to hand.
- 2:18:25Speaker 3: It to some dumb high school kid. The premise is
- 2:18:28Speaker 3: like the world's most popular metal star dies horribly in
- 2:18:33Speaker 3: a hotel fire, right? And it was always kind of
- 2:18:35Speaker 3: like he was like worshiping the devil. It was all
- 2:18:37Speaker 3: that kind of rumors and shit like that. And then
- 2:18:39Speaker 3: so his last recording is given to this DJ in
- 2:18:42Speaker 3: a podunk radio station with no copies made. And he
- 2:18:46Speaker 3: gives this asshole kid.
- 2:18:49Speaker 2: All of this seems ridiculous.
- 2:18:50Speaker 3: Who then takes it home and ruins it by playing
- 2:18:52Speaker 3: it backwards with a shitty needle.
- 2:18:54Speaker 2: You're all fired. Everybody in this record company. That was
- 2:18:58Speaker 2: not a diamond chip needle. Everybody, you're all fired.
- 2:19:03Speaker 3: I love this movie, you can tell. So.
- 2:19:07Speaker 2: We definitely can come back and do specific years, specific directors,
- 2:19:12Speaker 2: or even themes. I know we've done a music episode
- 2:19:15Speaker 2: on metal themed, but we could even go through and
- 2:19:18Speaker 2: just pick the, look at the weird storylines and weird
- 2:19:22Speaker 2: tie-ins for that kind of stuff. So I guess let
- 2:19:24Speaker 2: us know what sort of, I like having more of
- 2:19:27Speaker 2: a general topic to throw at us. So yeah, let
- 2:19:30Speaker 2: us know what you think we should yammer on about next. Yes.
- 2:19:34Speaker 2: I'm sure we will have more than enough to say
- 2:19:36Speaker 2: about it. Oh, I think so. Otherwise, I think we've
- 2:19:42Speaker 2: grazed in 1982 as much as we're going to this time. Awesome.
- 2:19:47Speaker 2: Thank you for joining us and coming back into this,
- 2:19:50Speaker 2: and we'll see if we can get some new episodes together.
- 2:19:53Speaker 3: Well, it was my distinct pleasure. I enjoy hanging out
- 2:19:56Speaker 3: and talking about all this stuff here. This is good stuff.
- 2:19:59Speaker 2: I'm all for it. So let's do some more. Until then. Otherwise,
- 2:20:04Speaker 2: that about does it. We will return next time, same
- 2:20:06Speaker 2: geek feed. Thanks for listening. TTFN. Bye. I'm so fucked up,
- 2:20:34Speaker 2: it's true, it's true I'm so fucked up, it's true,
- 2:20:35Speaker 2: it's true I'm so fucked up, it's true, it's true
- 2:20:38Speaker 2: I'm so fucked up, it's true.
- 2:20:39Speaker 4: It's true.
- 2:21:30Speaker 2: .
- 2:21:32Speaker 3: Come on, the Battle of Helm's Deep.
- 2:21:57Speaker 2: See, I knew that was going to piss people off.
- 2:21:59Speaker 3: Does not even compare to the morons in the street
- 2:22:03Speaker 3: that get slaughtered.
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