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WKND Rewind: Revenge. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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Speaker 1: In the eternal battle of morning show supremacy. We are
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Speaker 1: one of them.
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Speaker 2: It's John, Jay and Rich Okay, this is very exciting,
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Speaker 2: very excited. We met Gino. Wasn't a month ago or
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Speaker 2: in June? You're on America's Got Talent? You're from here
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Speaker 2: and you are going When are you're leaving today? Where
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Speaker 2: is it.
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Speaker 3: Being filmed there in La Pasadena?
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Speaker 2: Okay? And where are we on the on the finalists?
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Speaker 4: And so so we just made it to the quarterfinals,
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Speaker 4: which is the first round of the live shows. It's
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Speaker 4: the top forty four in the competition. So there's four
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Speaker 4: rounds of the quarterfinals and then there's semifinals and finals.
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Speaker 2: And who are the judges for America's Got It Is?
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Speaker 3: It's Howie Melby, Sophia Vergara and Simon.
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Speaker 5: Oh good, We're for Magic too, great group.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Like Howie Mandell's gonna appreciate all the fancy
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Speaker 6: like handwork and stuff that you do totally, and and
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Speaker 6: Simon like, if you impress him, then you're good exactly.
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Speaker 4: He gave me the both thumbs up in my audition,
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Speaker 4: which was really cool. Simon's pretty it was pretty epic. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: and you know, it's a it's a huge year for magic.
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Speaker 4: I think there's there's like five or six magicians in
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Speaker 4: the live shows, which doesn't happen very often. So it's
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Speaker 4: really really cool to see all the other magic acts
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Speaker 4: and all of us kind of are doing something different,
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Speaker 4: which is a lot of fun.
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Speaker 2: You know, you have definitely like a thing. You got
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Speaker 2: that X factor thing, Like there's a thing, you have
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Speaker 2: a vibe, and when you came in here and did
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Speaker 2: magic for us, I mean I was freaking floored by
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Speaker 2: the stuff you do.
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Speaker 4: But you see, like inside my hat, I always, I always.
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Speaker 2: I have a background in magic.
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Speaker 7: In your head.
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Speaker 2: That's freaking nuts.
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Speaker 3: I always keep that in there just in case.
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Speaker 2: You know, that is officially blood. Like I think I
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Speaker 2: can figure out the calculator trick, but I don't know
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Speaker 2: how they you do that.
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Speaker 8: Was that just a coincidence or was that for real?
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Speaker 2: You know, I do have a background in magic totally.
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Speaker 6: How my wife wasn't here filling in for Kyle. Yeah,
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Speaker 6: she grew up with a magic dad toward all over
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Speaker 6: the world. Yeah, and she's like his show will be epic.
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Speaker 6: She's like, I haven't seen somebody like him come along
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Speaker 6: in twenty years.
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Speaker 5: I'm so excited for your future.
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Speaker 2: You have, I know.
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Speaker 9: And what's really cool is my dad started magic at
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Speaker 9: age seven.
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Speaker 5: He has a two year job on him. I appreciate
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Speaker 5: she got behind you too.
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Speaker 4: Well, thank you so much. That's really special for me
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Speaker 4: to hear. I mean, I've been doing it my whole life,
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Speaker 4: so it's really this experience has been really fulfilling for me,
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Speaker 4: regardless of what happens. You know, I'm confident in myself,
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Speaker 4: but you never know what the voting. Everyone has to
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Speaker 4: vote in order to move me on in the competition.
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Speaker 2: Okay, so tomorrow it's live.
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Speaker 4: No, it's it's next week, August twenty fifth, and that's
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Speaker 4: that's the live one.
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Speaker 2: So that's why we got to vote, yes, okay.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, And there's three ways of you can vote on
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Speaker 4: the NBC website, the a GT app or they're making
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Speaker 4: a TikTok post this year that you can actually comment
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Speaker 4: on the vote and you get ten votes per.
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Speaker 2: So, yeah, would you mind doing something because Kyle it
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Speaker 2: didn't experience.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, we're gonna try something very special with you. Okay,
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Speaker 4: you see, we're gonna test do you feel like you
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Speaker 4: have a pretty good imagination.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say, so that's confident.
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Speaker 4: I like, okay, we're gonna test your imagination here, Kyle.
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Speaker 4: I want you to imagine right here.
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Speaker 3: That there are four cards. Okay, No, that's easy because
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Speaker 3: there are four cards. But am I actually imagine? I
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Speaker 3: want you to imagine that those four cards are the
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Speaker 3: four queens? Okay?
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Speaker 4: Now, if I reached in invisibly and took out two
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Speaker 4: of the queens, and I held them in my hand,
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Speaker 4: I want you to think in your imagination.
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Speaker 3: Which two I took out. I'll give you a hint.
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Speaker 4: They're the same color, so they're either the red Queens
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Speaker 4: or the black Queens? Which two did I take out?
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Speaker 3: Red? The red Queens? That's correct? Think about that in
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Speaker 3: your imagination, the red Queens?
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Speaker 2: Right?
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Speaker 10: How could it be wrong?
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Speaker 5: It's my imagine exactly right, exactly? She creates that.
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Speaker 4: If I have the red queen's here and I mix
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Speaker 4: them up, and I turned one the other way and
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Speaker 4: I put it back into the packet facing face up.
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Speaker 4: Which queen did I just put back in? Was that
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Speaker 4: the hearts or the diamonds? You put the hearts in
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Speaker 4: the hearts? Think about this in your imagination the queen
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Speaker 4: of Hearts. You see, before I did anything, I turned
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Speaker 4: one card face up and you can see it's.
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Speaker 3: The Queen of Hearts.
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Speaker 2: Now.
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Speaker 4: I wanted to make this better though, because because John
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Speaker 4: Jay has a background in magic, as he once said, yes,
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Speaker 4: and I didn't want you to think it was some
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Speaker 4: slight of hand trick. So instead, because you named the
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Speaker 4: Queen Arts, I was so confident I grabbed it from
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Speaker 4: a different deck of cards just to prove and actually
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Speaker 4: better yet, because the Queen of Hearts was created in
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Speaker 4: your imagination, none of the other queens matter, So I
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Speaker 4: didn't bring any of the other queens, proving you just
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Speaker 4: have a perfect imagination.
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Speaker 3: So good, You're so good?
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Speaker 6: Yeah right, crazy magic shop in Wisconsin or.
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Speaker 4: Not in Wisconsin. That was I learned it from Lance
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Speaker 4: Burton years ago.
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Speaker 5: It's amazing too.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, awesome.
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Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, dude, you are so incredibly talented.
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Speaker 2: If you win America's Got Talent, what do you get?
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Speaker 3: You get a million dollars and good notoriety.
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Speaker 2: Will help you live? Okay at issue?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would think so, I mean I would surely
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Speaker 3: take it.
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Speaker 6: Can you turn that into a magic show in Vegas
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Speaker 6: or something like that? A residency.
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Speaker 4: That's the I mean, I think I think a lot
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Speaker 4: of the people who produce the shows, like I think
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Speaker 4: Base Entertainment's the main producer.
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Speaker 3: They look at a lot of the a GTX from
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Speaker 3: the shows.
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Speaker 5: Like Shava Wakes, they turned that into a whole.
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Speaker 3: Thing exactly right. So that's that's kind of the hope.
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Speaker 4: You don't have to win. Yeah, you don't have to.
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Speaker 4: There's a lot of them on the strip that didn't win, right, But.
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Speaker 2: I mean, like, in my opinion, you've already won. Like
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Speaker 2: I think things you've got a name now, I mean,
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Speaker 2: I think you're I think you freaking fantastic.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: My my plan was to just get the audition, like
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Speaker 4: I didn't really care about anything else, And the audition
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Speaker 4: turned out so good, so everything else is kind of
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Speaker 4: just the cherry on top.
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Speaker 2: Can you cut Kyle in half? Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Should we try?
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Speaker 2: Have you mastered that? Have you done that?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Well, like we said last time, I do a version
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Speaker 4: of it with my fiance, which is hilarious. It's this
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Speaker 4: whole dynamic because she once told me when we started dating,
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Speaker 4: she was like, you know, I will never ever, don't
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Speaker 4: ever ask me to get in a box on stage.
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Speaker 4: And and and try to do a trick with you.
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Speaker 4: And then I always say so, I'd like to bring
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Speaker 4: up my fiance and then we do. We do a
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Speaker 4: bunch of illusions together on stage. It's fantastic. Are you
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Speaker 4: familiar with this game that they play called three card
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Speaker 4: Manti on the street?
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Speaker 3: Have you ever heard of this? Not familiar? Okay?
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Speaker 4: So three card Manti is a game that they use
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Speaker 4: to try to scam you out of your money.
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Speaker 3: Okay, do you have any money?
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Speaker 9: I don't think I.
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Speaker 4: Wouldn't do it to you anyway, Kyle, that's okay, But
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Speaker 4: I'll show you what it looks like so you can see.
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Speaker 4: So it uses three cards. Okay, it uses a red
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Speaker 4: card like this queen here. Now this card is the
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Speaker 4: money card. So all you have to do, Kyle is
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Speaker 4: follow the queen. Does that make sense right?
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Speaker 2: Kyle?
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Speaker 3: Where's the queen? You tell me right there? Are you confident?
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Speaker 11: Well?
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Speaker 3: Okay? Perfect only card?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Well, well most of the time, because I'm a magician
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Speaker 4: and you never know, you never know, right, But here's
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Speaker 4: how they get you. They had two cards of distracted
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Speaker 4: something like this, a nine and another nine. So there's
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Speaker 4: two nines. But that's how it gets the name three card, Monty,
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Speaker 4: as you could see. Now, I want you to notice
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Speaker 4: the two nines. They're identical. Let's just try to mess
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Speaker 4: with you. You don't want to. I'm just gonna drop that
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Speaker 4: one there real quick. Anyway, I'm gonna show you exactly
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Speaker 4: how to do this. You put your hand out like
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Speaker 4: this for me. Fantastic. Watch when I give you the queen.
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Speaker 4: You're already following the wrong card. Did you see this?
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Speaker 5: Wow?
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Speaker 9: So what's in my hand?
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Speaker 3: Turn it over? You could take a look. A'ts the line?
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Speaker 3: Isn't that why? That's how fast it happens. We'll try
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Speaker 3: it again.
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Speaker 4: Okay, ready, nine in your hand this time, queen and
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Speaker 4: nine in my hand. I want you to watch the
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Speaker 4: secret move. It looks like this. Watch ready one two?
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Speaker 4: See that's how quick?
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Speaker 3: Turn it over? Turn it over.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll make it easier for you to follow.
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Speaker 3: Okay, they would never do this, but I'm gonna make
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Speaker 3: it easier. Watch queen.
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Speaker 4: Hockey right now. You can't play a two card Monty.
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Speaker 4: That's not the game. But we're left to two cards.
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Speaker 3: Okay. If I asked you, Kyle, where the Queen was
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Speaker 3: in your pocket, that's what they say. See that's the
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Speaker 3: hard party.
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Speaker 5: Run out of the room. See here's the crazy perspects.
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Speaker 4: Because a lot of the time people think that I'm
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Speaker 4: just cheating, which is basically how it works. You see,
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Speaker 4: a lot of the time I don't even use any queens.
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Speaker 4: I can't queen in the pocket right here, like you said. Right, So,
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Speaker 4: now that you know what to follow, I give you
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Speaker 4: one more chance to win all the money you ready.
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Speaker 4: Queen goes in the hand, nine goes in the pocket.
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Speaker 4: This whole time, I've been mixing the cards around.
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Speaker 3: Kyle. You tell me what card are you holding?
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Speaker 9: It shouldn't be the queen.
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Speaker 2: There you go, you got it.
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Speaker 4: Look at that, right, because because if you want to
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Speaker 4: win in three card monte Kyle, it's only because I
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Speaker 4: want you to win, right And if I want you
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Speaker 4: to lose, it's only because I want you to That's
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Speaker 4: how the card game works, and that's why you never
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Speaker 4: play cards.
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Speaker 5: That's not a trick. He's magic. He's really magic. It's wild.
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Speaker 3: That's what Simon says on a g T. He doesn't
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Speaker 3: believe that it's a trick. He believes magic exists, which
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Speaker 3: I think is great.
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Speaker 5: That is great.
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Speaker 2: You make me think that. Yeah, you're definitely magic.
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Speaker 3: Everyone you heard it here first.
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Speaker 9: That's amazing.
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Speaker 2: All right, so let's just go over. G know, what's
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Speaker 2: your instagram.
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Speaker 3: Geno Plaguer Magic. That's g E n O p l
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Speaker 3: O E g e R Magic.
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Speaker 2: And you are an a s U student and you
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Speaker 2: are in the finals, quarter finals, quarterfinals, and America's got talent.
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Speaker 3: And we need to be voted to go through.
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Speaker 2: Well, why don't you next week reach out to us,
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Speaker 2: remind us to get get because we used to pick,
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Speaker 2: like on Dancing with the Stars, we'd pick one person
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Speaker 2: in America and we pay seas and support, so we
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Speaker 2: will make sure that we get our audience.
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Speaker 3: I appreciate that. That would be really awesome.
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Speaker 2: Vote for you because you are incredible.
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Speaker 3: I mean, if you get free roses, it's a trap.
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Speaker 1: The War of the Roses starts right now on John
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Speaker 1: Jay and Ridge.
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Speaker 2: Parts have Woar of the Roses. Cammy thinks so much
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Speaker 2: cheating on her? Hey, Cammy, is it your husband? Is
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Speaker 2: your boyfriend who's cheating on you?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 12: It's my boyfriend. I'm pretty positive he's shooting on me.
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Speaker 2: What's the story. Why?
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Speaker 12: So last Christmas I made him this custom crew neck, right,
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Speaker 12: and this thing took me three days. I handstitched everything,
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Speaker 12: I sewed everything myself.
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Speaker 7: There's literally only.
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Speaker 12: One, there's one in existence. So I walk around Target
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Speaker 12: the other day and I get this feeling that someone's
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Speaker 12: staring at me, and this girl keeps looking at me.
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Speaker 12: So I finally look at her and she's wearing the
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Speaker 12: crew neck that I made. Right, Yeah, so the only
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Speaker 12: one in existence and she's wearing it and just Target.
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Speaker 12: So I went home and asked him where it was,
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Speaker 12: and he goes, oh, I still have it. It's probably
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Speaker 12: like packed away from when we moved. I'm like, okay,
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Speaker 12: so unless this girl broke into the moving boxes. This
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Speaker 12: guy is lying, And I feel sick over this, right,
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Speaker 12: and I need you guys to call in because I
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Speaker 12: don't know what the hell is going on and how
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Speaker 12: the hell she got it.
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Speaker 9: I surprised you didn't go, oh my gosh, that's what's
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Speaker 9: so cute.
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Speaker 3: Where did you get at it?
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Speaker 8: George?
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Speaker 11: Right?
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Speaker 6: Right, right, okay, especially if it's that custom and it's
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Speaker 6: not like there's a kid where you make a cruise.
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Speaker 5: And it's one of one, one of one.
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Speaker 6: I mean, and the fact that she's staring at you.
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Speaker 6: She knows who you are and you don't know who
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Speaker 6: she is. Feels very very This feels very bad. This
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Speaker 6: can be only bad news.
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Speaker 2: Let me ask uh Peyton and Kyle here real quick,
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Speaker 2: because to me, you know, I'm going through it like
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Speaker 2: I trying to find the perfect T shirt. And when
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Speaker 2: I buy a T shirt, there's v neck and there's
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Speaker 2: krew neck and that's all I know. So she talking
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Speaker 2: about a T shirt Jesus kru neck.
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Speaker 8: Kru neck is like a hoodie without the hood pockets
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Speaker 8: in the front.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, like a sweatcher. Oh okay, wow, you can make those.
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Speaker 2: That's clever, very nice. For some reason, when you said
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Speaker 2: you made it, I also thought, like, you know how
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Speaker 2: Grandma's do the needle point. Maybe he's like, it's so
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Speaker 2: damn hot. All right, Cammy, we will call your boyfriend.
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Speaker 2: What's his name?
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Speaker 11: All right?
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Speaker 2: We get Andre the phone. We're gonna find out what
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Speaker 2: the hell how did this girl at Target get your
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Speaker 2: one of one custom crew neck. Ooh, this could get ugly.
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Speaker 2: War of the Roses continues next with John Jay.
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Speaker 1: And Rich in the eternal battle of morning show supremacy.
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Speaker 2: We are one of them.
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Speaker 5: It's John Jay and Rich.
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Speaker 2: We're in the middle of War of the Roses. So
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Speaker 2: Cammy made a crew neck a sweatshirt for her boyfriend
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Speaker 2: for Christmas. Guess what she's in Target the other day. Booms,
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Speaker 2: he's a girl wearing it. She's like, whoa wait a minute,
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Speaker 2: she made that. She knows, Like, there's no way, Cammy,
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Speaker 2: you could be mistaken, right, Like.
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Speaker 7: You know no, like I just won.
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Speaker 12: Ever, only one I made it.
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Speaker 9: I know what it looks like when you spend three
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Speaker 9: days making something.
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Speaker 5: You know every inch of that article.
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Speaker 8: And also like, if the girl ends up with the hoodie,
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Speaker 8: that's just bad news. I've coughed a couple of hoodies
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Speaker 8: in my lifetime, and usually that's because you're in their house,
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Speaker 8: you're in their bed, or you're cupcaking it with them.
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Speaker 6: All Right, he's probably cheating, But the good news is
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Speaker 6: that you make a very comfortable crew.
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Speaker 2: Your boyfriend's name is Andre Kyle. You ready to go? Yep,
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Speaker 2: let's go.
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Speaker 9: Hello, Hi, there is Andre available.
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Speaker 13: Right to the prettiest girl in every room, I love you.
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Speaker 9: Love that, to the prettiest girl in every room. I
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Speaker 9: love you obviously love Andre. And then who am I
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Speaker 9: gonna address this to?
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Speaker 14: Gammy?
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Speaker 2: Kamy should love that message?
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Speaker 10: Andre?
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Speaker 12: What the Andrea? Are you kidding there right now? What
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Speaker 12: are you doing?
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Speaker 2: Well?
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Speaker 15: What is this?
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Speaker 13: Why are you on the phone?
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Speaker 12: Oh my god, I call Okay, so I called John
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Speaker 12: Jay and Rich you figure out what the hell is
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Speaker 12: going on? And who that girl in Target is is
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Speaker 12: wearing that crew neck that I made you?
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Speaker 13: What girl? Wait? What yo, Gammia? I don't I have
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Speaker 13: no idea. God, don't play stupid.
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Speaker 12: Don't play stupid. So we're still lying about this. You
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Speaker 12: just told me, you just told me that it was
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Speaker 12: packed away from the move and I just saw some
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Speaker 12: girl he shit in Target wearing it.
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Speaker 14: Wait?
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Speaker 13: One second, are you talking about a crew neck or
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Speaker 13: a girl? I'm confused.
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Speaker 12: The jacket and the girl.
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Speaker 13: Andre now you're talking about a jacket what, oh my.
16:04
Speaker 12: God, sweatshirt and the girl. The sweatshirt and the girl.
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Speaker 13: All right, I'm going to need you to explain because
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Speaker 13: I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Right now.
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Speaker 13: You're talking about crew next, jackets and.
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Speaker 2: Baby steps.
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Speaker 12: Okay, just shut up? Okay, Jesus. The other day, when
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Speaker 12: I was at Target, I saw some girl wearing the
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Speaker 12: sweatshirt that I made you for Christmas? Okay, are you listening?
16:36
Speaker 12: So I need to know are you sleeping with this girl?
16:41
Speaker 12: Why would she have a one of a kind article
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Speaker 12: of clothing that I have made you personally, there's one
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Speaker 12: in the world and I saw her wearing it. Why
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Speaker 12: is she wearing it?
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Speaker 2: Okay?
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Speaker 13: Are you with this girl?
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Speaker 2: No?
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Speaker 13: No, no, it's not that jammy, Okay, all right. When
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Speaker 13: we moved, I got rid of some stuff and I
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Speaker 13: donated that sweater. What yeah, I felt say more, What
17:16
Speaker 13: do you want to talk about? That thing was itchy
17:20
Speaker 13: as hell and I didn't even want to even keep
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Speaker 13: me warm. I'm sorry. It was it was it was
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Speaker 13: It was bad it.
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Speaker 12: Was you donated my Christmas present.
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Speaker 13: It away. I thought it was better. It was a
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Speaker 13: better thing to do to donate it.
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Speaker 12: Some random Target is wearing my three day labor projects
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Speaker 12: that I made for you.
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Speaker 13: I didn't even think anybody else would want it, let
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Speaker 13: alone weren't in public.
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Speaker 15: Thing that was ugly.
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Speaker 13: Fighting for its life. All right, I love you, but
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Speaker 13: I did want to hurt your feelings. But you know
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Speaker 13: that that that sweater wasn't it. I'm sorry.
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Speaker 6: One of the chances that the girl who picked it
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Speaker 6: up at wherever you donated from sees you at Target
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Speaker 6: and stares you down, almost as if she knows that
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Speaker 6: you are the one that desired.
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Speaker 9: She liked the crew neck, which means obviously she likes
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Speaker 9: Cammy's style.
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Speaker 6: Yes, so she sees her and somehow knows or she
18:16
Speaker 6: probably thought you wish she saw the hoodie.
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Speaker 2: She probably thought the girl was staring at her, probably
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Speaker 2: had no clue. Probably you know what I mean. And
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Speaker 2: it's probably in the area that they live. You probably
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Speaker 2: donated to wherever you guys lived, will.
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Speaker 9: Is probably hundred was a relationship.
18:31
Speaker 2: Here's what I thought. What if you want to put
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Speaker 2: on the card.
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Speaker 9: Kyle, He said to the prettiest girl in every room,
18:36
Speaker 9: I love you.
18:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot of girls. What if it's a
18:39
Speaker 2: different pretty girl in every room. He's like, to the
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Speaker 2: prettiest girl in every room, I need seventy five dozens because.
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Speaker 9: I mean he passed to the war on the roses.
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Speaker 3: Test Curely had no idea what we were talking about.
18:57
Speaker 8: I think he's he's truthful.
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Speaker 5: She forgot about it.
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Speaker 2: I mean he did. There's guys like that. I mean,
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Speaker 2: there's guy I mean, I don't always want to pick
19:05
Speaker 2: on Rich, but Rich rips up pictures of his family.
19:07
Speaker 2: He throws them away, like, you know, like I could
19:09
Speaker 2: see I've seen the pictures of his family in the trash.
19:14
Speaker 2: They're like, what are you doing? So I can see, Like,
19:16
Speaker 2: you know, you give Rich a present, I mean he'll
19:18
Speaker 2: leave it here forever and it just goes away. Yeah.
19:21
Speaker 2: So like I could see Andre being one of these
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Speaker 2: guys like I'm never gonna worry this. We're moving and
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Speaker 2: going to get rid of it. But be on the
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Speaker 2: sly about it.
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Speaker 6: Oh, I mean, if you're moving, I throw away all
19:29
Speaker 6: kinds of stuff, all kinds of stuff. So I'm I'm
19:31
Speaker 6: I get what he's doing.
19:32
Speaker 2: I feel terrible, like I don't like to throw away
19:34
Speaker 2: like thank you cards or Christmas cards. I just have
19:36
Speaker 2: him still there in my backpack. I feel like, you know,
19:38
Speaker 2: I don't want the person to know that I throw
19:40
Speaker 2: him away. So Andre, I think, what do you go? So, Kemmy,
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Speaker 2: how do you feel? What do you think he's not cheating?
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Speaker 12: I think we will definitely be talking about why this happened.
19:51
Speaker 12: And I swear to God, if I find out you're
19:52
Speaker 12: lying and cheating on me, I'm gonna kill you. Andre.
19:54
Speaker 2: I don't think you cheat that.
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Speaker 5: I don't either.
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Speaker 2: I don't think anyway. All right, Cammy, Andre, thanks for
19:59
Speaker 2: you you do. Maybe Canvy's next. I'm going, hey, Andre,
20:02
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make you a crew neck. What colors do
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Speaker 2: you like? What fabrics do you like? What's your power color?
20:07
Speaker 2: What's your wild color? Yeah?
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Speaker 16: Not one? Wow?
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Speaker 2: All right? That's one of the roses, you guys with
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Speaker 2: John Jay.
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Speaker 1: And Rich, you don't when it gets the last call
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Speaker 16: Hi, I am just calling.
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Speaker 14: I want to talk to Jimmothy. Mike coworker told me
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Speaker 14: I can talk to Jimmothy on this number if you
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Speaker 6: Him calling back, that little short rocketing dude, I have
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Speaker 6: him calling back, Jimmythy Oh Jimmy, you're saying, Jimothy Jaffe,
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Speaker 6: Jimothy's a squirrel.
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Speaker 8: I was gonna say, yeah, that's in Portland.
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Speaker 2: That guy must have left the message for us two
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Speaker 2: weeks ago, because it was big about two weeks ago.
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Speaker 11: Hey, I just saw that spider video right now.
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Speaker 2: I just went on live.
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Speaker 11: That's pretty that's pretty sick.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna lie I always wanted a spider.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that must be in reference to the Trantola
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Speaker 2: game we played a week ago, The Riches arm You
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Speaker 2: might have to start playing these a little bit sooner.
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Speaker 16: The morning, guys, I don't want to call in because
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Speaker 16: I'm afraid some of my coworkers might recognize my voice
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Speaker 16: but I am definitely stoned hit the bong and.
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Speaker 11: I'm about to go hit it again.
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Speaker 17: We tried a lot in to work.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, alright, okay.
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Speaker 11: Hi.
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Speaker 14: Uh So I'm calling because my coworker warned me that
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Speaker 14: this guy I was about to help at work was
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Speaker 14: a quote unquote a total and without even thinking at all,
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Speaker 14: I smiled and said, Oh my god, I can't believe
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Speaker 14: I did this perfect. I'm actually really good with the
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Speaker 14: entire office went dead silence before I realized what I
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Speaker 14: just admitted. So smols.
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Speaker 5: Good to have a specialty.
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Speaker 14: Hi, my name's Johnny.
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Speaker 16: I'm calling from Tucson, just calling in about the last names.
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Speaker 12: I went to high.
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Speaker 18: School with a guy last name Wood, first name Willie.
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Speaker 2: Really would.
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Speaker 5: That he should like the Pliant store or something.
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Speaker 18: Hi, I just wanted to add to your unfortunate name
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Speaker 18: combination segment. I used to have a client that came
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Speaker 18: into my work and her name was Windy. But Windy but.
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Speaker 1: Call us eight seven seven nine three seven one oh
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Speaker 1: four seven get on the air with John Jay and Rich.
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Speaker 2: Yesterday we were talking about Matthew McConaughey said this Jenda
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Speaker 2: Jackson song changed his life. So you want to know
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Speaker 2: what song changed your life? Alicia, good morning? What song
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Speaker 2: changed your life?
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Speaker 8: Hi?
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Speaker 19: Good morning? Life changing song is Creed Arms Wide Open.
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Speaker 19: I never took it very seriously until I was pregnant
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Speaker 19: with my first son, and my dad says, go ahead
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Speaker 19: and give that song another listen. And when you're listening
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Speaker 19: to it with fresh ears as a new parent, oh
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Speaker 19: my gosh, it is just it's life changing, It really is.
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Speaker 19: It'll make you cry.
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Speaker 5: I agree. I agree.
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Speaker 6: In fact, when John Jay's first child was born, I
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Speaker 6: played that song thinking he would come on glued and cry.
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Speaker 5: He did not. He's like, what are you playing Creed for?
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Speaker 2: Well? Have you seen those have you seen those Instagram
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Speaker 2: posts where it's like this song hits differently now like
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Speaker 2: I feel I feel with you there, I feel with you.
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Speaker 2: Thanks Lisa, thanks for calling in.
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Speaker 19: Thank you guys. I'm such a big fan.
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Speaker 2: Wh Whitney, good morning, good morning. What's a song that
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Speaker 2: changed your life?
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Speaker 12: Killing me softly by the fujis because it reminds me
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Speaker 12: of my daddy, so every time I hear it him
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Speaker 12: kind of a gentle reminder that he's around, beautiful.
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Speaker 13: Killing me softly with this song.
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Speaker 2: Kills of.
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Speaker 5: This song will always sound amazing. I feel like such
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Speaker 5: a good song.
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Speaker 14: Yes, I don't think that I'll ever get old.
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Speaker 20: Thank you for playing it too, thank.
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Speaker 2: You for calling in, and thank you for listening. Thank you, Jen, Jen?
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Speaker 2: What song changed your life? Good Morning Show?
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Speaker 21: My Tears for Fears?
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Speaker 2: Oh damn? Now, how did that change your life? Why?
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Speaker 5: I was a kid.
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Speaker 21: That was my first cassette tape and I was an
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Speaker 21: angry little kid my mom and oh god, it's just importing.
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Speaker 11: I don't know.
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Speaker 5: I just I was sick to the crossing the middle
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Speaker 5: of my room.
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Speaker 15: I was south and I listened to it and I.
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Speaker 13: Just, I don't know, you just crazy.
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Speaker 12: And I listened to.
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Speaker 17: This to this day.
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Speaker 2: Great song.
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Speaker 6: Have you listened to the version by Disturbed, which is
25:45
Speaker 6: also equally as awesome?
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Speaker 2: No, I don't want to really, so I'm with you.
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Speaker 2: It's too good. Thanks Jen, Thanks, love you too. These
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Speaker 2: guys played at the iHeartRadio Festival a few years ago,
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Speaker 2: and they were fantastic.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. One of the best shows I've ever seen.
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Speaker 2: That was fantastic. Julia, good morning. What's a song that
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Speaker 2: changed your life?
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Speaker 10: Okay, it's a little silly, but it's the Pokemon Go
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Speaker 10: theme song.
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Speaker 2: Oh how's that go?
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Speaker 10: It just it just gets you up and just gets
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Speaker 10: you slow in, like I don't know what it is.
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Speaker 10: Every time I would hear it growing up, and even
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Speaker 10: my husband too, like we'll put that on when it's
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Speaker 10: like a Saturday and we'll just start cleaning.
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Speaker 17: It's hilarious.
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Speaker 2: Pokemon Go. Okay, hold on, hold on, look is it
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Speaker 2: this one? Hold on?
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Speaker 5: Yeah? It just makes you want to I want to,
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Speaker 5: I want to work out. This would be great In
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Speaker 5: the eighties.
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Speaker 2: Montage getting stuff down In the eighties, a montage were
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Speaker 2: a cleaning the house.
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Speaker 10: Thanks Julia, Thanks, thanks.
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Speaker 1: Thanks for I don't know how you found us, but
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Speaker 1: I'm so thankful that you did.
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Speaker 2: It's John, Jay and Rich So Sondra, good morning. What's up.
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Speaker 18: Hi.
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Speaker 17: So, yesterday guys were talking about how music is nostalgic
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Speaker 17: for you and life changing, and so I decided to
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Speaker 17: send a text to you guys because when I was
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Speaker 17: in middle school, I was told that I sound like
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Speaker 17: a scratch record. And I had a history of singing,
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Speaker 17: and people made fun of me, and I was at
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Speaker 17: a news school, so I decided to sing Bohemian Rhapsody
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Speaker 17: by the Braids. It was part of that movie High
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Speaker 17: School High. I don't know if you guys has ever
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Speaker 17: heard it, but it won first place and it sent
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Speaker 17: me up for high school and then no one made
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Speaker 17: fun of me again.
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Speaker 2: That's awesome.
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Speaker 17: Yeah, it's each version nineteen nineties.
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Speaker 5: Oh okay, what version?
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Speaker 2: What version? Who?
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Speaker 17: It's called the Braize.
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Speaker 18: Yeah.
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Speaker 17: If you haven't seen the movie, you probably wouldn't know
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Speaker 17: this rendition, but it's pretty cool. It's more R and
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Speaker 17: B hip hop.
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Speaker 6: Oh well, okay, I know the my Chemical Romance version
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Speaker 6: that they did for like a suicide squad.
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Speaker 5: That was really good.
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Speaker 2: I can't believe there's a better version than the queen version.
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Speaker 5: Well, I mean that's I mean you.
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Speaker 17: No, I'm not saying that. I would never speak such blasphemy.
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Speaker 14: But so were you all?
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Speaker 2: Were you like, oh, Scott a moosh, Scott a moosh.
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Speaker 2: Were you doing that part?
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Speaker 17: No?
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Speaker 10: I didn't do that.
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Speaker 17: I was more like an awkward kid, just kind of
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Speaker 17: like bopping along singing.
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Speaker 2: Well, can we hear part of it. Let's hear you
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Speaker 2: do some of it.
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Speaker 17: Mama just killed me, put a gun against it his head. Ouh,
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Speaker 17: my trick lyday, mama life that's.
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Speaker 7: Just be gone.
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Speaker 15: No, it's gone.
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Speaker 11: It's no.
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Speaker 3: That was awesome.
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Speaker 5: I would have made you so many mixtapes in high
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Speaker 5: school if you went to high school with me. Instant
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Speaker 5: crush right there.
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Speaker 17: Yeah, was next door and my voice is shaking. I
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Speaker 17: was not expecting this call.
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Speaker 11: Well, thank you.
29:16
Speaker 2: You were fantastic. Where exactly do you work because that's
29:19
Speaker 2: a that's awesome. What a great place you work at.
29:21
Speaker 17: I work at a rehab hospital and.
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Speaker 2: I'm a nurse, so you are very talented, Cassandra, and
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Speaker 2: thank you for listening and singing that on our show.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, guys, Michelle, Good.
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Speaker 15: Morning, Good morning, guys. What's going good?
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Speaker 2: What's up?
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Speaker 15: I have a story of a song that I changed
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Speaker 15: my life. Okay, it was, I would say back in
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Speaker 15: twenty twenty when I got there, when else I just
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Speaker 15: got it wasn't twenty twenty. It was a year up
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Speaker 15: to I I had just gotten married with my husband
29:55
Speaker 15: and we found out we we're pregnant, and unfortunately I
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Speaker 15: lost that baby at around six weeks, so it was
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Speaker 15: really sad. And then I got printed again a few months,
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Speaker 15: a few weeks later, and I was I wasn't excited.
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Speaker 15: You know, most women know that feeling, you know, because
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Speaker 15: you don't want anything to happen. And then I was
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Speaker 15: at a friend's party and they started playing this song
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Speaker 15: you make Me feel like dancing. I don't know if
30:20
Speaker 15: you know.
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Speaker 5: It Leo Sayer, and it's Leo Sayer.
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Speaker 11: I think happy, yes, yes, that's it.
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Speaker 15: Yeah. And when I heard that song, I just got
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Speaker 15: up and I started dancing. It was just so beautiful
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Speaker 15: and I was like, oh my god, what is this feeling.
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Speaker 15: I'm so happy, I'm excited.
30:37
Speaker 5: That's the one taking an old school right here.
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Speaker 2: Yeah all, hi, Michelle. That's a great song. Thank you
30:46
Speaker 2: for calling in, Michelle.
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Speaker 15: Yeah, thank you guys.
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Speaker 2: Yea the Bohemian Rhapsody girls sing so good. Listen to
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Speaker 2: the story. This is so strange to me. This is
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Speaker 2: in Mesa. A couple allegedly stole hundreds of books from
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Speaker 2: the Mesa library and resold them. A couple's facing serious
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Speaker 2: charges after authority to say they stole hundreds of books.
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Speaker 2: Library officials say the Mesa they contact the Mesa police
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Speaker 2: made nineteenth The bookstore contacted the library. If the woman
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Speaker 2: brought in nineteen books, all which had the Mesa Public
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Speaker 2: Library labeled on them. The books that were refused to
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Speaker 2: buy the books, and the woman left the store without
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Speaker 2: them the library books. The library took the books and
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Speaker 2: scanned them, finding they were checked out to this guy,
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Speaker 2: Ian Bartlett. He had two library accounts. One was suspended
31:38
Speaker 2: because he owed fifteen hundred dollars in books.
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Speaker 6: Dang, he was probably trying to sell the books to
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Speaker 6: pay for his overdue library.
31:44
Speaker 2: This guy, the couple, they have more than six tho
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Speaker 2: five hundred dollars owed, so they would go to library
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Speaker 2: check out books and then go try to sell them.
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Speaker 9: Geez, but then you just owe the library money. So
31:54
Speaker 9: I just feel like that's really not the most smart scam.
31:58
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not a good caper, that's for sure.
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Speaker 2: Both were arrested and are facing charges of trafficking and
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Speaker 2: stolen property trafficking.
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Speaker 6: And I'm sure that's like, that's gonna be a felony
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Speaker 6: right over six thousand dollars There no Thomas Crown.
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Speaker 2: They were trying to resell the books to half priced books.
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Speaker 2: That's the bookstore. Okay, so I wondered if the bookstore
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Speaker 2: eventually bought but it's stamped in I think, I.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, they caught it at the at the bookstore and
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Speaker 6: they're like, yeah, these aren't yours.
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Speaker 2: The Hell's wrong with these people?
32:23
Speaker 9: They weren't thinking.
32:25
Speaker 2: There is also caffeine in decaf coffee. This text says,
32:29
Speaker 2: what cam'typ it?
32:32
Speaker 3: We fooled our whole lives.
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Speaker 8: You need to disclose these things.
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Speaker 5: Talk about a scamp.
32:42
Speaker 6: Stamps, they should say some caffeine removed coffee that caffeine lights.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: The next segment we're going.
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Speaker 1: To do is called second date Update, because that's what
32:53
Speaker 1: we're going to try and get and that's what the
32:55
Speaker 1: bit is called Second Date Update starts right now on
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Speaker 1: John Jay in Range.
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Speaker 2: Ours have a second date update. You meet somebody, gone
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Speaker 2: a date, you have a good time, you expect her
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Speaker 2: to be a second date. It doesn't happen, so you
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Speaker 2: come down. That's what Megan's doing. Hold up, Megan, Hey, Hey,
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Speaker 2: what's your story? What happened?
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Speaker 22: I'm just really confused. I went out with this guy
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Speaker 22: and I really thought we hit it off, but basically
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Speaker 22: like he's ghosting me.
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Speaker 3: Now, I don't know, you don't know who's.
33:26
Speaker 22: No, he is definitely ghosting me, like for sure. So
33:30
Speaker 22: I actually met him in a really random way. I
33:32
Speaker 22: was asking my friend for recommendations on a new place
33:35
Speaker 22: to go get botox, and she recommended him. So he's
33:42
Speaker 22: got a few businesses and he's super successful and very
33:47
Speaker 22: much has his life together. He's handsome. Yeah, I was
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Speaker 22: immediately into him. Okay, So we actually ended up flirting
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Speaker 22: basically the entire appointment, and then afterwards he asked for
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Speaker 22: my number, and yeah, we went out like a couple
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Speaker 22: of days later, and we like made out and things
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Speaker 22: got a little handsy, but nothing crazy. And then after
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Speaker 22: that we were texting for a couple of days here
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Speaker 22: and there and everything seemed completely normal, and then out
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Speaker 22: of nowhere, he just stopped. And now like I'm getting
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Speaker 22: one word answers, if anything at all, And I just
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Speaker 22: don't understand what changed. Like I thought we were on
34:25
Speaker 22: the time, on the same page, and I really liked him.
34:28
Speaker 22: I thought the feeling was mutual. So I'm confused.
34:32
Speaker 2: Is he a doctor?
34:35
Speaker 22: Not really, He's more like a like aesthetic nurse. Guess
34:39
Speaker 22: what the term is.
34:40
Speaker 2: I thought it'd be some sort of lying cross when
34:42
Speaker 2: you ask a patient out to that's.
34:44
Speaker 3: What I was thinking.
34:45
Speaker 9: Maybe he realized what he was doing.
34:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, finally, I didn't even.
34:51
Speaker 23: Think about that.
34:52
Speaker 22: I feel like, yeah, I didn't even think about that.
34:54
Speaker 2: But he did your botox, he injected you.
34:57
Speaker 22: Yes, he definitely did. Okay, But I thought I thought
35:00
Speaker 22: my friend like mentioned you know, like but I was
35:02
Speaker 22: cute or whatever.
35:03
Speaker 18: I don't know.
35:04
Speaker 22: I didn't think about that.
35:05
Speaker 5: So it was maybe a pseudo set up anyway, Yeah.
35:08
Speaker 13: Kind of.
35:08
Speaker 22: I feel like that's kind of what it was. How
35:11
Speaker 22: could it not be she knows me.
35:13
Speaker 2: Well, let's get him on the phone. We'll find out
35:14
Speaker 2: why he's blowing you off. How long ago was this date?
35:17
Speaker 22: So it was just a couple of weeks ago?
35:18
Speaker 14: Okay, Jason?
35:20
Speaker 2: All right, you hanged tight. We're gonna get Jason on
35:23
Speaker 2: the phone, and we're gonna find out why he's blowing
35:25
Speaker 2: you off. Second eight update. In fact, hold on, Dylan,
35:28
Speaker 2: why you get just call this Jason guy real quick,
35:30
Speaker 2: get him other phones. We haven't ready to go. Second
35:32
Speaker 2: update continues next with John Jay and Rich.
35:35
Speaker 5: If Chaos was a radio show, you're listening.
35:37
Speaker 24: To it, it's John Jay and Rick were in the
35:40
Speaker 24: middle of second date.
35:41
Speaker 2: Update.
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Speaker 6: This is the story of Megan and Jason. Megan is confused.
35:46
Speaker 6: Per date does botox he's a professional injector. The appointment
35:51
Speaker 6: with Jason was a flirt fest. The flirtfest turned into
35:54
Speaker 6: a date, the date turned a kissing fest, and that
35:57
Speaker 6: kissing fest turned into a blowoff, and Meghan is wondering
36:01
Speaker 6: what went wrong.
36:03
Speaker 2: All right, Megan, we got Jason ready to go, So
36:04
Speaker 2: you stay quiet. Okay, we're gonna pass you through, all right. Jason,
36:10
Speaker 2: uh hello, we want to talk to you about your
36:12
Speaker 2: date with Megan. She says, you're blowing her off.
36:15
Speaker 7: Yeah, so I'm not gonna lie. I definitely pulled back
36:19
Speaker 7: because there was there's just a lot of red flags everywhere.
36:22
Speaker 2: Red flags. Okay, let's hear some of these red flags.
36:24
Speaker 2: Let's hear your point of view on your date with Megan.
36:27
Speaker 7: So, like, at first I really liked her, but then
36:31
Speaker 7: she straight up told me, like, I don't care what
36:33
Speaker 7: I have to do, I'm going to be at the top.
36:36
Speaker 7: And I thought she was joking, but she obviously wasn't.
36:40
Speaker 7: And so then I followed her on Instagram and like
36:44
Speaker 7: everything started making sense, Like her entire life seems to
36:47
Speaker 7: be content. Like she told me she's stopped talking to
36:52
Speaker 7: guys before because they didn't quote unquote like photograph well
36:55
Speaker 7: for her feed. And then she asked me how my
37:00
Speaker 7: which my businesses make and she told me which one
37:04
Speaker 7: that she would or that would look the best on
37:06
Speaker 7: her background of her videos, and like at one point
37:11
Speaker 7: she even said, if we ever date, you need to
37:14
Speaker 7: understand I'm posting this soft launch before I even tell
37:17
Speaker 7: my mom. I was like, okay, that's that's odd, but
37:21
Speaker 7: like that, I don't know. That one really got to me.
37:24
Speaker 7: And then she asked if I could start doing her
37:27
Speaker 7: botox for free because and I quote, if you're gonna
37:30
Speaker 7: be my man, you should probably invest in the face
37:33
Speaker 7: you're dating of like what like I didn't say to
37:37
Speaker 7: her face, but like inside uh so, like I started
37:40
Speaker 7: feeling like she just wasn't really interested in me. She
37:44
Speaker 7: was more interested in dating like what I could do
37:46
Speaker 7: for her. So yeah, I'm good.
37:50
Speaker 22: Oh are you serious? You have no problem? Superficial? I
37:55
Speaker 22: was when you were making out with.
37:57
Speaker 5: Me, that's argument that.
38:04
Speaker 7: Will Why are you on the phone? What's what's going
38:07
Speaker 7: on right now?
38:08
Speaker 22: This one sort of like pres no, no, keep going
38:11
Speaker 22: tell everybody how awful I am. I am three businesses,
38:14
Speaker 22: like you're really somebody?
38:15
Speaker 8: Please?
38:16
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, No, I did not sign up for this.
38:18
Speaker 7: I thought I was explaining why I stopped talking to you,
38:22
Speaker 7: not to give rated by someone I don't even know.
38:24
Speaker 22: So like, yeah, and I'm explaining why maybe you should
38:28
Speaker 22: humble yourself. Okay, you do both talks for a living,
38:31
Speaker 22: but somehow you managed to miss your forehead. Make it
38:33
Speaker 22: make sense?
38:34
Speaker 7: Oh, oh my god, oh my god. Okay, see this
38:38
Speaker 7: is this is exactly what I'm talking about.
38:41
Speaker 22: Like, No, what you're talking about is being intimidated by
38:43
Speaker 22: a woman who wants attention when you literally make money
38:47
Speaker 22: off women who want attention. Make it make sense. You
38:50
Speaker 22: don't make any sense, Jason.
38:52
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm people really great about my decision right now?
38:56
Speaker 2: Fine?
38:57
Speaker 5: Good?
38:57
Speaker 13: Yeah you know what.
38:58
Speaker 22: I wouldn't have posted you on my feat anyway.
39:01
Speaker 5: Oh do you don't think he's good good looking enough
39:03
Speaker 5: to be on your phone?
39:04
Speaker 22: You said he was hot, He's not that handsome.
39:07
Speaker 2: You said he was add though he needs.
39:09
Speaker 22: He needs a little photox himself.
39:13
Speaker 7: I'll get along this sign.
39:14
Speaker 9: I did not see this coming, like you showed us
39:17
Speaker 9: none of this part of you when you we talked
39:19
Speaker 9: to you earlier. Again, I feel like if you did,
39:21
Speaker 9: we might say that may be it.
39:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you told me what free botox, that you're
39:27
Speaker 2: going to be his many like.
39:29
Speaker 8: You started doing it for a while, I could understand
39:32
Speaker 8: maybe as a joke. But first date, that's kind of great.
39:35
Speaker 22: That was totally a joke.
39:38
Speaker 6: But are you that serious about your content where that's
39:42
Speaker 6: what you were doing on the date is kind of
39:44
Speaker 6: working them around your content.
39:46
Speaker 22: I mean, I was just trying to be silly, goofy
39:48
Speaker 22: with him. I don't know why he took everything so seriously.
39:50
Speaker 22: I thought we were just joking around having a good time. Like, yes,
39:53
Speaker 22: I'm very serious about, you know, my content creation and
39:57
Speaker 22: my influencer status, but that's not my whole.
40:01
Speaker 2: All right, So I'm gonna ask you this, Jason, do
40:04
Speaker 2: you want to go out with her again? And we'll
40:06
Speaker 2: pay for it? Okay, okay, all.
40:09
Speaker 5: Right, that's why.
40:11
Speaker 2: All right, very good, thank you both for going down
40:13
Speaker 2: there with Uday have it, Megan, that's why the botox guys,
40:16
Speaker 2: I Dani, all right, that's second update eight seven seven
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Speaker 2: nine three seven one oh four seven Your thoughts on
40:21
Speaker 2: second dight update. Megan and Jason, thank you so much.
40:25
Speaker 2: It's John Jay, John Jay and Rich. All right, we're
40:28
Speaker 2: gonna play a game Perla. Hello. Hello, you're playing for
40:33
Speaker 2: Jonas Brothers tickets. Yes, okay, what game were playing? Nick?
40:37
Speaker 3: You guys are playing a game called one three five.
40:39
Speaker 1: Since we have Jonahs Brothers tickets online, we're playing the
40:42
Speaker 1: music of the Jonas Brothers.
40:43
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you.
40:44
Speaker 1: One second of the song. If you can get it
40:46
Speaker 1: in the one second, you get five points. Then if
40:49
Speaker 1: you can't get it there three seconds. That's where three
40:52
Speaker 1: points and five seconds worth one point? Okay, okay, cool,
40:56
Speaker 1: let's start with John.
40:57
Speaker 3: Let's go.
41:00
Speaker 2: Un into the water. The year three thousand. No, that's
41:05
Speaker 2: not it. Is it your thing?
41:05
Speaker 11: Now?
41:06
Speaker 2: It's not year two thousand.
41:08
Speaker 24: He's working it out. Oh seconds, you can take No.
41:16
Speaker 24: I know the song, yeah, I just don't know the
41:18
Speaker 24: name of it.
41:19
Speaker 2: I know fifteen.
41:22
Speaker 5: Three seconds.
41:23
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, years thousand. It's not your three thousand, but
41:25
Speaker 2: we'll go ahead steal I'm out. Okay your three thousands.
41:29
Speaker 4: You don't want the next.
41:29
Speaker 2: You don't know? You don't want because I want three
41:31
Speaker 2: points or nothing?
41:32
Speaker 9: Huh yeah, okay, you would get three points since he
41:35
Speaker 9: went three.
41:35
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, give me the next clip. Okay, your three thousand,
41:43
Speaker 2: it's not your three thousand.
41:45
Speaker 3: It did seem like Perla's ready to jump in.
41:47
Speaker 19: Yes, it's burning up, burn up.
41:50
Speaker 3: That's right.
41:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, she steals it for three points. Take a commanding
41:55
Speaker 1: lead in round one, Rich, lad the.
41:59
Speaker 5: Other and so is that cool? And the feeling so
42:04
Speaker 5: cool cool cool is correct?
42:07
Speaker 3: Five points? One oh boy, oh my, all right, I.
42:13
Speaker 8: Want like us to get to like the longer clips
42:15
Speaker 8: because I just love the song so much.
42:17
Speaker 3: I get it too bad.
42:19
Speaker 1: We're also gonna start with one second for you too,
42:22
Speaker 1: oh love.
42:23
Speaker 3: But wow all right?
42:25
Speaker 1: Five points for miss Wittmore Strickland Whitmore, Uh okay, five
42:30
Speaker 1: points for Rich, five points for Payton, three points for Perla.
42:33
Speaker 3: Thus far and round one, Kyle, don don't get stressed.
42:38
Speaker 9: M I'm gonna need the next one.
42:40
Speaker 3: I don't get stressed. Oh I forget the title of
42:45
Speaker 3: that one. Give me five.
42:46
Speaker 13: Don don't get stressed.
42:50
Speaker 3: The conversation let it out at the at the at
42:56
Speaker 3: the party, at the party, at the party.
42:59
Speaker 1: Is the name of the song, as anybody else know it?
43:03
Speaker 1: Year three thousand, Year three thousand, Man so close, John Jay,
43:07
Speaker 1: and I hope Perl has taken notes.
43:09
Speaker 3: Uh no, we're looking for waffle House.
43:12
Speaker 9: It makes me feel better that nobody else got it.
43:13
Speaker 6: Thanks guys, all right, Sorry, So they were the original
43:18
Speaker 6: waffle House song.
43:19
Speaker 3: Yeah, the original waffle House song.
43:22
Speaker 5: I'm hearing that yesterday.
43:23
Speaker 3: I'm wearing that as well. Okay, So no points for
43:26
Speaker 3: Kyle Pearla. It's your turn?
43:32
Speaker 22: Oh man, can I get another clip?
43:41
Speaker 1: Pearla? Six points in round one will move into round two.
43:46
Speaker 2: Jun Oh god, I know the song again. I just
43:52
Speaker 2: don't know the name of it. I'm gonna what a
43:54
Speaker 2: man gotta do.
43:54
Speaker 3: Yep, that's right, all right, Rich and Peyton Rich, Oh.
44:03
Speaker 5: Come on, I got it.
44:05
Speaker 2: I got it.
44:06
Speaker 6: I gotta come on, bar I gotta have three I'm
44:09
Speaker 6: sorry you need help. Yeah, that's why you need to
44:13
Speaker 6: hear three seconds.
44:14
Speaker 3: Do you need an s O?
44:15
Speaker 5: S oh s O s Nick.
44:18
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, okay, I do feel like we should
44:20
Speaker 1: split those points up a little bit, all right, So
44:23
Speaker 1: we give two point five John J.
44:25
Speaker 3: Two point five rids. They are currently tied at seven
44:28
Speaker 3: point five.
44:30
Speaker 5: Do you need helmal Kat that's when you get.
44:33
Speaker 2: All right?
44:34
Speaker 3: So John J. Rich officially in the lead Peyton, I.
44:39
Speaker 8: Can't stand you. The song Yeah, that is a statement
44:43
Speaker 8: and the song time.
44:44
Speaker 3: Okay, no, you don't want anymore, Okay.
44:46
Speaker 8: I'll take three. Change, I'll take I'll take the next one.
44:59
Speaker 5: Changing.
45:00
Speaker 8: It's my final answer.
45:01
Speaker 3: Changing is your final answer, and that is correct. Way
45:04
Speaker 3: to Go.
45:04
Speaker 1: That is the Kevin Jonahs solo song. Yeah, that's his single,
45:09
Speaker 1: freaking good too. I listened to the whole thing, all right.
45:11
Speaker 1: So Payde was six points. Kyle, he's only human.
45:20
Speaker 3: I can't give me the dougs, but I know it,
45:22
Speaker 3: you do.
45:26
Speaker 6: It's real.
45:38
Speaker 5: I have no help with you on this one, girl, true.
45:41
Speaker 18: Do you know it's only human?
45:44
Speaker 11: Yeah?
45:44
Speaker 3: Only human is the name of that song Way to Go.
45:46
Speaker 3: So Perla now has seven points.
45:49
Speaker 1: She just needs a half point to beat John Jay
45:52
Speaker 1: and Rich for these Jonahs Brothers tickets.
45:55
Speaker 13: I'm a suker.
45:58
Speaker 3: She has a song.
46:01
Speaker 2: You're going to go see the Jonas Brother's part of congratulations.
46:06
Speaker 2: Well thanks for listening. Hold on the line for the
46:10
Speaker 2: Yeah You're gonna have a great time. I can tell
46:11
Speaker 2: you're a big Joe Bro fans.
46:12
Speaker 3: Thank you, John Jay and Rich.
46:15
Speaker 5: We are like a whole vibe.
46:16
Speaker 2: Hey, Missy, good morning. You got a revenge story, I
46:19
Speaker 2: sure do so.
46:20
Speaker 25: My ex husband was a cheater, and when we had
46:26
Speaker 25: an on again off again we would break up and
46:28
Speaker 25: get back together. And one of the times when we
46:30
Speaker 25: got back together, he said, you know, every time that
46:33
Speaker 25: you would leave my apartment, I would smell your perfume
46:36
Speaker 25: and it just drove me crazy, and so I knew
46:39
Speaker 25: he really liked my perfume. Well, fast forward, we get divorced.
46:44
Speaker 25: He very wisely did not get a car big enough
46:48
Speaker 25: to carry our five kids in, so I would always
46:51
Speaker 25: have to give him my van when we were swapping.
46:54
Speaker 25: So at this point, I'm living in Columbus, Ohio, he's
46:58
Speaker 25: living in Pennsylvania, and we had to swap cars. So
47:02
Speaker 25: when I had his car and I knew I was
47:05
Speaker 25: giving it back to him and he'd be driving nine
47:07
Speaker 25: hours back to Pennsylvania, I would spray my perfume on
47:12
Speaker 25: his seat of his car so he would have to
47:14
Speaker 25: smell it the whole nine hours going back home. No husbands, Yeah,
47:20
Speaker 25: no x husbands were harmed in this.
47:23
Speaker 2: Good that's a good evenge story, Missy, thanks for listening.
47:26
Speaker 5: That's living red free and his soul right there.
47:28
Speaker 2: And here's why we're getting into revenge, because there's a
47:30
Speaker 2: story out of here, out of Mesa.
47:33
Speaker 6: Actually, in fact, you probably have seen the pictures of
47:36
Speaker 6: a car driven right through on purpose somebody's brick house
47:42
Speaker 6: and it was targeted. It's an ex that was mad
47:45
Speaker 6: at their ex boyfriend, and he drove the car right
47:49
Speaker 6: through where he thought the x would be at that time,
47:52
Speaker 6: and it went right on through. I don't even even
47:54
Speaker 6: know what kind of speed you would have to do,
47:56
Speaker 6: but I think the police said it had to be
47:57
Speaker 6: at like like thirty plus miles an hour, and he
48:00
Speaker 6: went right through. And yeah, some people were hurt. Everybody's
48:03
Speaker 6: still alive, but some people were hurt. Sounds like a
48:06
Speaker 6: little bit of a love triangle gone wrong.
48:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, you know the story, right.
48:10
Speaker 26: Yeah, some of the details of this are really insane.
48:13
Speaker 26: I guess the guy who crashed the car helped him
48:16
Speaker 26: and the family were really close and they were all
48:18
Speaker 26: part of a big friend group, and they helped the
48:20
Speaker 26: family plant a tree in the front yard, and so
48:22
Speaker 26: then when he decided to crash the car, he purposely
48:25
Speaker 26: wanted to make sure it destroyed the tree. And then
48:27
Speaker 26: he also knew that the boyfriend was sleeping in the
48:29
Speaker 26: room and wanted to destroy him by driving directly into
48:33
Speaker 26: that room.
48:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, so crazy nuts. He crashed his red Hyundai Elantra
48:38
Speaker 2: into his ex boyfriend's Mesa house on purpose.
48:41
Speaker 5: So I believe he's in jail now though.
48:43
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I don't think you can do that and
48:45
Speaker 3: just get away with it.
48:46
Speaker 2: He admitted to investigators. He acted out a desire to
48:48
Speaker 2: destroy the house and harm himself, and he's now being
48:51
Speaker 2: held on fifty thousand dollars bond facing charges aggravated assulting,
48:54
Speaker 2: dangerous criminal damage, and leaving the scene of an accident.
48:57
Speaker 2: He also got purposely as high as possible in a
49:00
Speaker 2: large amount of weed and taking eight xan X bars
49:02
Speaker 2: throughout the day. He arrived at the house, banged on
49:05
Speaker 2: the bedroom door and was ignored by the X. That's
49:07
Speaker 2: when he drove his car straight through the brick while
49:09
Speaker 2: in the bedroom. We're not just the X, but three
49:10
Speaker 2: people were sleeping. The vehicle came to stop directly over
49:13
Speaker 2: a resident who became trapped under the engine department while
49:16
Speaker 2: another was covered in coolant, but miraculously everyone escaped with
49:20
Speaker 2: minor injuries. Then the guy threw a brick at one
49:22
Speaker 2: of the victims and they took off running before the
49:24
Speaker 2: cops caught him. So we want to know about your
49:28
Speaker 2: revenge story, either gone right or gone wrong? Eric? What's yours?
49:32
Speaker 17: All?
49:32
Speaker 13: Right? Guys? So, my buddy is always breaking about how
49:35
Speaker 13: many girls he's talking to. So I decided to mess
49:38
Speaker 13: with him a little.
49:38
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So.
49:40
Speaker 13: I download an app that blocks your text ID and
49:44
Speaker 13: one night we're hanging out of his place and I
49:46
Speaker 13: secretly text him, hey, I'm outside. He looks at his
49:50
Speaker 13: phone and goes, who's this. I shrug and say, you know,
49:54
Speaker 13: I don't know, Maybe you should set He immediately starts panicking, okay,
49:59
Speaker 13: looking out the and asking me if I know anyone
50:01
Speaker 13: who's coming over. Then he goes, wait, what time is it,
50:07
Speaker 13: start scrolling through his phone like he's checking his entire roster.
50:11
Speaker 13: Finally he opens the door and obviously no one's there.
50:15
Speaker 13: I couldn't stop laughing.
50:16
Speaker 6: Dude, he was.
50:18
Speaker 13: So freaked out because he generally had no idea which
50:21
Speaker 13: growey activity buy it over.
50:23
Speaker 2: So is this revenge or this is a practical joke.
50:25
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's revenge.
50:26
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's a good point.
50:27
Speaker 9: Right, unless, like your friend stolen your girls before.
50:29
Speaker 3: I wanted to get back.
50:30
Speaker 2: It in revenge.
50:33
Speaker 13: It was both. It was funny. It was funny revenge
50:36
Speaker 13: and like, honestly, he's so annoying because he's always playing,
50:39
Speaker 13: like he's always saying how much he is a big player.
50:42
Speaker 13: He is that, Hey, if you need advice, you should
50:44
Speaker 13: pay me. You should follow me and and I'll pay
50:47
Speaker 13: me and I'll hook you up. It's just like, dude,
50:49
Speaker 13: shut up.
50:51
Speaker 5: Maybe teaching him a lesson, that's a different second. Yeah,
50:54
Speaker 5: we haven't done that yet.
50:55
Speaker 2: All right, thanks, Eric.
50:58
Speaker 5: Understood the assignment.
50:59
Speaker 2: Kayla, you have a revenge story?
51:01
Speaker 12: Yeah, hey guys, Hey, so my roommate kept seeting my food.
51:07
Speaker 12: So I decided to get revenge, and I bought a
51:10
Speaker 12: bunch of those like really super spicy chips, and I
51:15
Speaker 12: emptied a bag of regular chips and put the spicy
51:17
Speaker 12: chips into the regular chip bagh and left them in
51:21
Speaker 12: the pantry with a note that said do not eat
51:23
Speaker 12: on it. And so obviously, like I figured she'd eat them.
51:28
Speaker 12: And sure enough, at like two am, she's like screaming
51:33
Speaker 12: from the kitchen. So I come running out laughing and
51:35
Speaker 12: she's standing there like crying streaming like tears streaming down
51:39
Speaker 12: her face, and then she was like, why would you
51:41
Speaker 12: do this to me? Why would you do this to me?
51:42
Speaker 12: So I feel really terrible at this point because now
51:44
Speaker 12: I've like hurt.
51:45
Speaker 15: This doorson.
51:45
Speaker 12: But until she admitted that she had been eating my
51:49
Speaker 12: food because she thought I wouldn't notice.
51:51
Speaker 2: No, that's revenge. Now, that that is revenge. Yes, you had.
51:54
Speaker 5: Revenge with the warning it said do not eat. Yes
51:57
Speaker 5: said do not eat.
51:58
Speaker 2: That that's good.
52:00
Speaker 12: Yeah, so technically it works, but now we both have
52:02
Speaker 12: trust issues with the pantry.
52:04
Speaker 3: When she says why would you do this to me,
52:06
Speaker 3: You're like, you're eating my food? Why would you do
52:08
Speaker 3: it to me?
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Speaker 8: You put the note there?
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Speaker 2: That is good revenge. Well done, Kayla, well played.
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Speaker 25: Thank you, thank you.
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Speaker 2: Thanks for calling in of course eight seven seven nine
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Speaker 2: three seven four seven. We want to hear your revenge story,
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Speaker 2: one that either successful revenge or have revenge backfired on you.
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Speaker 2: More of your calls next, Julie, you got a revenge story,
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Speaker 2: I do.
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Speaker 21: Good morning you guys.
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Speaker 11: Good morning by the way, John Jay.
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Speaker 14: Look, I love every single one of you, but John Jay,
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Speaker 14: you're my favorite.
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Speaker 2: Oh thanks, Jules.
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Speaker 23: Anyways, I had a boyfriend who did me dirty.
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Speaker 14: He kept on.
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Speaker 23: Cheating on me. So one day he invited me over
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Speaker 23: to dinner, and so I said, okay, yeah, sure, so
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Speaker 23: for my lug. He actually forgot something like for dinner,
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Speaker 23: so he took off. We went to go get it,
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Speaker 23: and while he was out, I grabbed his little toothbrush.
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Speaker 23: I went to the toilet and I scrubbed the crap
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Speaker 23: out of his toilet and I put him back on
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Speaker 23: his what do you call it? On his that wherever
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Speaker 23: he put his toothbrush aft?
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Speaker 5: No, when he.
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Speaker 17: Came back, I had dinner and I left and I
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Speaker 17: never saw him again.
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Speaker 23: Like I broke up with him, and that was it.
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Speaker 11: That was my revenge.
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Speaker 2: And he doesn't know. I want to still uses that
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Speaker 2: same toothbrush to this day if he's if he's like
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Speaker 2: most guys that we don't replace toothbrushes near enough, only
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Speaker 2: when I go to the dentist.
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Speaker 22: Thanks Julie, Well, whoever kissed them, whoever kissed them after
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Speaker 22: that was that's bizarre.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, have a good day.
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Speaker 5: But do you know his revenge is he he got
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Speaker 5: a clean toilet out of it.
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Speaker 2: The melt. What's your revenge story, it's it's.
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Speaker 20: A revenge idea. I'm just getting up the courage to
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Speaker 20: do it. It's for my next door neighbor. He has
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Speaker 20: two huge, broken billy overgrown bogun veilia bushes, and the
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Speaker 20: petals always gather around our front door, like even when
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Speaker 20: we clear it off, like a few minutes later as
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Speaker 20: their back. And so we just asked him nicely if
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Speaker 20: he would just cut them back a little bit so
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Speaker 20: there would be less petals always accumulating in our front
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Speaker 20: door looking like garbage. And he's like, well, I'm selling
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Speaker 20: the house, so that's the next owner's problems. And so
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Speaker 20: I was really irritated with that. And so there's this
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Speaker 20: fruit that's really popular in Asia. It's called a duran
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Speaker 20: and it's the posts. It smell. It's some post to
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Speaker 20: smell like body odor and onion and hot garbage. And
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Speaker 20: so I've been thinking about taking chunks of the meat
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Speaker 20: and putting it under the bogun a bush so it
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Speaker 20: don't take it smell and it'll make the front door
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Speaker 20: and the house smell. And it's like, oh, new owners
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Speaker 20: can't sell your house if it's I was like garbage.
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Speaker 6: Ye, wrong, He's never gonna sell the house that way.
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Speaker 6: You're gonna be stuck with him, and your house is
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Speaker 6: gonna smell too, since it's so close to your house.
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Speaker 20: But if I put it under the broken veilia bush,
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Speaker 20: it's genius because he's like, what is that smell? And
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Speaker 20: can't find it and he'll have to cut the bush back.
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Speaker 2: Hey, let me ask you this, So hold on, what's
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Speaker 2: that fruit called? We got to get some in here?
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Speaker 2: Can you just get it anywhere? Can you?
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Speaker 20: You are a n and there's they'll have it at
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Speaker 20: the Asian market. Yeah, that's what I was going to
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Speaker 20: be a really great one, fantastic. It's got revolving sushi,
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Speaker 20: it's got like guys, so like you just go for
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Speaker 20: a day and do all the awesome.
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Speaker 2: So like if we brought one in here and cut
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Speaker 2: it open, would it smell? Our whole studio would smell?
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Speaker 2: Don't do that, Go do it at the country station studio.
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Speaker 8: People opening the duran first and literally like jagging of
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Speaker 8: how how rand?
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Speaker 2: What if I could smell it? Because I can't smell anything.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like we got to do it.
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Speaker 15: But if you can get.
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Speaker 26: Through it, it tastes pretty good.
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Speaker 2: So I'm down. Yeah, we'll go do it, so you
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Speaker 2: will eat the during it. There's like eight radio stations
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Speaker 2: into this building. Let's go do it in one of
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Speaker 2: those radio stations. Fun, little practical jokes, just joke. So
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Speaker 2: just come roaderie in the building. Thanks Mel, thanks for listening,
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Speaker 2: Thanks for the idea. Bye Josh, you got a revenge story.
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Speaker 11: I used to work for Disney World, and of course
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Speaker 11: there was a lot of drama down there, and so
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Speaker 11: to teach some lesson, I knew I had two days off,
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Speaker 11: but I also had an interview with the managers about
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Speaker 11: having a promotion. So I told one of my buddies.
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Speaker 11: I was like, hey, I'm actually getting fired and I
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Speaker 11: don't know what I did wrong. And so literally a
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Speaker 11: rumor spread that I was in trouble. Was I was
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Speaker 11: actually fired, and then I was off for two days
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Speaker 11: and I came back and everyone was like, wait, what
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Speaker 11: are you doing here? And I'm like, what are you
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Speaker 11: talking about? And I guess it's spread out through the
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Speaker 11: entire workplace that I was I was fired. I like
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Speaker 11: I did something terrible. And then even the manager, he
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Speaker 11: came walking up, he was like, hey, dude, next time,
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Speaker 11: just tell me.
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Speaker 14: I'll play with it.
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Speaker 11: So all those people who were talking and making creating drama. Yeah,
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Speaker 11: they stopped talking after that, so.
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Speaker 2: It's kind of like, hey, guys, it's making mess. Josh
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Speaker 2: got fired. I thought he was taking two days off.
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Speaker 2: Well you John, you got revenge?
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Speaker 21: Can you hear me?
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Speaker 11: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: I got your chan go ahead, go ahead, chat, go ahead.
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Speaker 21: So it's not me, it's my mother. So she was
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Speaker 21: a nice nurse doing overnights. So she's working. The er
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Speaker 21: guy comes in with a trench coat. The guy was
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Speaker 21: out carousing. She thought his wife came home passed out
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Speaker 21: on the bed, smelling of perfume and lipstick. So the
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Speaker 21: wife tickled him awake, shall we say, uh huh, took
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Speaker 21: four took four tubes of crazy glue, included his hands
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Speaker 21: to it.
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Speaker 5: Oh wow, terrible wow.
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Speaker 21: So it's welled up. So he comes in and basically
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Speaker 21: it took him an on an hour or so to
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Speaker 21: get this thing taking care of. Part of it involved
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Speaker 21: the scalpel, a bunch of other things.
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Speaker 5: Wait, he didn't drive and he had to take an
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Speaker 5: ambulance right because his hands were occupied.
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Speaker 2: I know what, I.
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Speaker 21: Never found out, you know, I never even asked that
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Speaker 21: a question. How he got to the hospital. I don't
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Speaker 21: know if he walked or what. But anyway, that was.
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Speaker 5: Like a jer lea stroll to the emergency room.
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Speaker 2: That's a good one, John, that's revenge. That's a revenge woe. Man.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, John, thanks for listening. Man, cheers, cheers. If
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Speaker 2: you have any other ones, shoot us a call eight
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