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Hour 2 - The Puppet Master · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Dingo. It's our number two as we try not to
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  Speaker 1: have a bad quarter hour, though on the Ben Malershow podcast,
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  Speaker 1: there is no such thing as a bad quarter hour.
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  Speaker 1: So here on our number two. What stands out about
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys owner Jerry Jones all puffed up? We're talking
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  Speaker 1: about George Pickens and essentially telling George Pickens to sack
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  Speaker 1: the agent if he wants a contract, as Jerry continues
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  Speaker 1: to speak with a FOURKD tongue. By far the story
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  Speaker 1: of the day that is laugh out loud funny comes
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  Speaker 1: from Cleveland via the NFL owners meetings at that oasis,
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  Speaker 1: That oasis in the desert. What is the word for
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  Speaker 1: Brown's coach Todd Monkin getting a haircut and missing the
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  Speaker 1: coach's photo the annual coaches photo. Also the Tennessee Titans
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  Speaker 1: head coach Robert sala very impressed with cam Ward. Is
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  Speaker 1: this acceptable or are we lowering the bar again considering
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  Speaker 1: cam Ward has not been able to practice for Robert
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  Speaker 1: Saliet and already Salah has the manny and the petty
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  Speaker 1: is from Jerry's world, was actually from them the desert
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  Speaker 1: in Arizona from a desert oasis. Yeah, so, always reliable,
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  Speaker 1: always plays well in the algorithm, Always wide receiver George Pickens.
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  Speaker 1: As we have mentioned, this will be a story that
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  Speaker 1: will shadow us, shadow us as we work our way
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  Speaker 1: through the silly season in the NFL. We've already made
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  Speaker 1: it through the first round of free agency. They'll be
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  Speaker 1: the NFL Draft later this month, and then we have
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  Speaker 1: another round of activity, the second wave of free agency,
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  Speaker 1: and then everyone slips into vacation mode before the new
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  Speaker 1: year begins. But George Pickens contract is up and he
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  Speaker 1: is currently set to play under the dreaded franchise tag,
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  Speaker 1: which everyone else I know would celebrate if they got
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  Speaker 1: the franchise tag I digress. So Jerry Jones all accounts,
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  Speaker 1: at least if you believe Jerry. The messaging is we
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  Speaker 1: want George Pickens long term in Dallas. That's the messaging. However, however,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry of course is reluctant to work with George Pickens agent,
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  Speaker 1: the notorious David mouve A Getta. And this is yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. The same guy that was Micah Parsons agent
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  Speaker 1: is George Pickens agent. I'm sure that's just a quinky dink. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure that's just a quinkie thing. So if you
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  Speaker 1: saw this or not, perhaps not speaking to state sponsored
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  Speaker 1: NFL media, Jerry Jones amused that George Pickens would make
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  Speaker 1: more money if he just dropped David Mullaghetta the agent quote,
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  Speaker 1: if he worked meeting Pickens, if he worked without an
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  Speaker 1: agent meaning Mola Ghetta. Jerry said he'd save a lot
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  Speaker 1: of money with me. Okay, So this of course sparked outrage.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, the pundits, the experts, the people in charge.
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  Speaker 1: Here's oh, this is not right, Jerry. We must subpoena
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones. The NFL Players Association must step in and
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  Speaker 1: tell Jerry Jones to stop and put a ballgag in
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  Speaker 1: Jerry's mouth. Here he's undermining the player agent relationship. Bad
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  Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. All right, so that is a
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  Speaker 1: good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question for
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  Speaker 1: the esteem panel, which you're part of. What stands out
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  Speaker 1: about Cowboys owner Jerry Jones advising wide receiver George Pickens
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  Speaker 1: to essentially sack his agent. You make more money, get
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  Speaker 1: rid of the agent. So my observations, I've got ancient Macedonia,
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  Speaker 1: Johnny Cash, and Cupcake, and we will combine all of
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  Speaker 1: these things together and we are going to play connect
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  Speaker 1: three one two three. That's how we're gonna do it.
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  Speaker 3: So number I said, number one, Um, all right, this
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  Speaker 3: is very Jerry.
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  Speaker 1: It's very Jerry. Jerry Jones in my head is wearing
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  Speaker 1: a red beret. He's looking like he's auditioning for a
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  Speaker 1: remake of an old nineteen seventies sitcom, acting like he's
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  Speaker 1: rerun on that show What's Happening here Core, it's the
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  Speaker 1: updated version of that show, The folksy Billionaire Robert Baron.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones right there, and he's at it again. And
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  Speaker 1: now he's gone full ancient Macedonian warlord. Jerry Jones, the
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  Speaker 1: man who claims he doesn't remember last year, he said
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  Speaker 1: he didn't even know who David Mulaghetta is one of
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  Speaker 1: the more powerful people in that world in terms of agents.
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  Speaker 1: He essentially said, I don't know who this guy is
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  Speaker 1: from a hole in the wall, and now he's playing
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  Speaker 1: I guess fatherly owner, Father of the Year to George Dickens.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what he's doing here, please? Jerry is not
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  Speaker 1: giving out financial advice. He's not. He's feeding the content machine.
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  Speaker 1: He's spinning the dradal of doom. Yeah, he's fill up
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  Speaker 1: the second in a business suit using the divide and
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  Speaker 1: conquer playbook. Is what he's doing here to separate the
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  Speaker 1: player from his agent. And Jerry Jones is guilty of
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  Speaker 1: first degree manipulation, manipulation of the CBA. We expect the
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  Speaker 1: NFLPA to slap a restraining order on Jerry unless they
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  Speaker 1: are spineless and toothless, and none of that will happen.
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  Speaker 1: None of that will happen, all right now, Pitch two.
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  Speaker 1: My favorite story of the day, and it's not even close.
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  Speaker 1: My favorite story of the day, and it's not even close.
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  Speaker 1: We go to the photo booth, Cleveland. Browns have a
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  Speaker 1: head coach. You don't need to learn the name of
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  Speaker 1: the Browns head coach because they don't last. It's a
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  Speaker 1: temp job, pays a lot of money. You don't really
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  Speaker 1: need to remember the name because they're of no consequence.
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  Speaker 1: They don't matter. Well, this guy they've fairly hired, a
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  Speaker 1: guy that does bar mitzvah's and weddings and birthday parties,
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  Speaker 1: is a clown. He makes those little clown animals out
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  Speaker 1: of balloons. We're talking about Brown's coach. Todd Munkett, the
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  Speaker 1: Monkman who missed his first NFL head coach group photo
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  Speaker 1: at the luxury resort in the Valley of the Sun.
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  Speaker 1: So saw. The reason is just next level. The reason.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, I thought this was April Fools that I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: this must be Aprifols. Well it's not April fool. But
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  Speaker 1: I thought this was aprilfol Well it's not April Fools.
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  Speaker 1: But I thought it's the kind of story that if
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  Speaker 1: it happened on April Fools Day. He said, Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: April fol but it's not. It's not. So Todd monkt
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  Speaker 1: NFL head coach was getting a haircut so he would
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  Speaker 1: look good in the photo, which is supposed to feature
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  Speaker 1: all thirty two NFL head coaches. Mounkin was getting a
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  Speaker 1: haircut for the photograph while the photograph was being taken.
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  Speaker 1: He thought he had timed it perfectly. Yeah, the photo
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  Speaker 1: was scheduled for noon Pacific time, and it was written
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  Speaker 1: on the agenda. And as he was heading over for
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  Speaker 1: the photo, he ran in the stories. He ran into
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  Speaker 1: Liam Cohne, the nerd head coach Duvall, Liam Cone of
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  Speaker 1: the Jacksonville Jaguars and mentioned that they had to go
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  Speaker 1: to get the annual photo, you know, taking care of
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  Speaker 1: and all that. And Cohen informed him, the Browns coach,
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  Speaker 1: that the photo had already been taken about twenty minutes earlier.
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  Speaker 1: The photo, we are told, was taken immediately after the
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  Speaker 1: NFL Coaches meeting. The meeting ended early, so they're like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's take the photo. Problem is the monk man,
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  Speaker 1: Todd Munkin. He didn't go to the meeting. He claimed
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  Speaker 1: it was in part to get the haircut. All right, question,
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  Speaker 1: what is the word what is the word for Brown's coach?
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  Speaker 1: Todd Munkin getting a haircut and missing the NFL Coaches
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  Speaker 1: photo So my word is nincome poopery. Premium grade nimcome
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  Speaker 1: poopery is my word. It's hilario. It is I chuckled again.
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  Speaker 1: I thought this was satires. I well, that's sports Talk
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  Speaker 1: Barry or butt crack sports or NBA Sentel or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. I was like, no, no, no, this is legit.
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  Speaker 1: This is premium grade income pooperri. It's great. Missing the
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  Speaker 1: annual class photo picture day because you were at the
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  Speaker 1: barber's chair is a bold strategy, Cotton, especially if you're
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  Speaker 1: a new hire. Now. I know that schmucks like Supermarket
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  Speaker 1: Steve and other trolls, we'll say, well, Sean McVay wasn't there,
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  Speaker 1: Sean McVay, will you yeah, but yeah, but yeah but
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  Speaker 1: yeah but yeah but yeah, but you have it. Sean
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  Speaker 1: McVay wasn't there, Yeah, but yeah, but ye have it
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  Speaker 1: the yebt rabbit. Okay, it is true, Sean McVay was
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  Speaker 1: not there. You know, it's also true Sean McVay has
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  Speaker 1: won a super Bowl and has a permanent seat at
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  Speaker 1: the cool kids table because he's been to multiple super Bowls.
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  Speaker 1: He's the prodigy he's the greatest coach in the NFL
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  Speaker 1: right now. And Todd Munkin the new guy, the guy
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  Speaker 1: on double secret probation doesn't have that cachet. Is that
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  Speaker 1: that hard for you to figure out? Your numb nuts? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Todd Munkin, new guy, you've got McVeigh resume. Guy, You've
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  Speaker 1: got the job of your lifetime, of your Todd Munkin,
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  Speaker 1: And he had no business being the coach of the Browns.
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  Speaker 1: He's just a lifetime assistant. Nobody else wanted the Browns job,
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  Speaker 1: so it was a it was like, well, nobody wants
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  Speaker 1: the job. You've been around a while, will hire you.
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  Speaker 1: You're not that good, but we need somebody. So you
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  Speaker 1: get the job of your life. And you're worried about
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  Speaker 1: your hair looking debonair in the photo. It's the barber
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  Speaker 1: shop boner heard around the NFL. And this is the
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  Speaker 1: part of the time when you're the new guy. Everyone knows.
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  Speaker 1: When you're the new guy, you're like to fish out
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  Speaker 1: of water. You've got to be the Johnny Cash walk
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  Speaker 1: the line guy. That's the portion of your career you're in,
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  Speaker 1: which means you have to go to the stupid meetings
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  Speaker 1: and already stumbling over the razor. Now, to be fair,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. I once early in my career, I
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  Speaker 1: was doing a nighttime local radio show and the boss said,
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  Speaker 1: you know, guys have to get up early on Saturday
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  Speaker 1: morning to do the honeydo list. You know, these these
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  Speaker 1: middle aged dudes have to get up Sunday do the
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  Speaker 1: honey do list, stuff around the house and shopping and
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  Speaker 1: things like that. So he said, we're gonna have you
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  Speaker 1: do a Saturday morning show. I said, well, Boss, I
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  Speaker 1: get off the radio at one in the morning. Boss,
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  Speaker 1: I said, I don't care. He said, I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna go on like eight in the morning. I
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  Speaker 1: think it was actually seven. I think we started at
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  Speaker 1: seven and do like six hour turnaround boom, get back
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  Speaker 1: on the radio and do the show. And I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like a really good thing for my health.
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  Speaker 1: He said, just yeah, you'll be fun. It's only a
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  Speaker 1: couple hours. You'll be fun. So I was so paranoid
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  Speaker 1: about that switch from the night to the day that
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  Speaker 1: I booked a hotel room in Burbank, in a beautiful
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  Speaker 1: Burbank and I was like, I'm responsible. I was a young,
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  Speaker 1: young kid, I was like, I'm going to book this
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  Speaker 1: hotel room and I'm not going to miss the Saturday
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  Speaker 1: morning thing, which we always did, like tire shops and
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  Speaker 1: uh big box story. I mean, we did a lot
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  Speaker 1: of remote broadcast on those Saturday shows. Did it from
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  Speaker 1: donut shops. It was crazy, the old Ben and Dave show.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, I got the hotel room in Burbank and
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  Speaker 1: I checked in, no problem. There was just a roadside hotel,
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  Speaker 1: nothing special. I guess it was a motel, not a
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  Speaker 1: hotel motel. So went to bed, set the alarm, and
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  Speaker 1: then slept right through the alarm. Yeah, total ham and
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  Speaker 1: Egger move. And I was late, even though I'd got
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  Speaker 1: in a hotel room to be an adult and all that. Yeah. So, however,
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  Speaker 1: I was not the head coach of a football team
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  Speaker 1: worth six point four billion like Todd Mounkin. Meanwhile, the
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  Speaker 1: final part of this we go to Nashville, where the
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  Speaker 1: Tennessee Titans are a football team, not a good one.
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  Speaker 1: The Titans head coach Robert Sala, who every NFL broadcast loves.
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  Speaker 1: They all have their knee pads on for Robert Salad.
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  Speaker 1: So Robert Sala had only positive things to say. Recently,
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  Speaker 1: when asked about cam Ward ahead of their first season
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  Speaker 1: working together, Sala seemed genuinely thrilled with his personality. He said, quote,
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  Speaker 1: I just think he's really cool talking about cam Ward.
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  Speaker 1: Very impressive for a young man to walk through the
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  Speaker 1: building and know everybody's name, Salah said. He said, really
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  Speaker 1: really good man. Okay, outstand, he says, got great work ethic.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see him failing, all right, question the Titans
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  Speaker 1: head coach Robert Sala, very impressed with cam Ward, does
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  Speaker 1: not see him failing? Is this acceptable? Or are we
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  Speaker 1: just lowering the bar again and just blowing smoke here?
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  Speaker 1: Blowing smoke? So, first of all, of course, Robert Salah
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  Speaker 1: does not see cam Ward failing. Hello. The reason he
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  Speaker 1: was hired in part was to make sure that the
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  Speaker 1: defense is good and cam Ward continues to blossom. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: they also hired another failed New York coach, Brian Dayball,
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  Speaker 1: to handle the offense. But if cam Ward is as
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  Speaker 1: bad as he looked last year, then Robert Sala will
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  Speaker 1: be back coaching the forty nine ers defense before long.
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  Speaker 1: And that's just the way it's going to go. And
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  Speaker 1: we know from Salah's time with the Jets. He continues
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  Speaker 1: to moonlight as a motivational speaker. He treats optimism like
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  Speaker 1: a federally mandated utility. He just does. And Salah is
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  Speaker 1: the professional encourager. He's back at it, this time swooning
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  Speaker 1: over cam Ward because the kid apparently has herculean strength
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  Speaker 1: required to memorize names, to read name and memorized names, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Apparently knowing the janitor's name is worthy of winning five
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  Speaker 1: or six games, and if the Titans win five or
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  Speaker 1: six more games, they'll be a playoff team. Sala is
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  Speaker 1: so impressed, so impressed that he might give Camboard a
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  Speaker 1: gold star and a cupcake with either vanilla or chocolate
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  Speaker 1: frosting he can pick, just for finding the cafeteria in
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  Speaker 1: the Titans facility without a map. So Robert Sala again,
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  Speaker 1: for those of you a little slow in the back room,
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  Speaker 1: continues the polyannish nonsense. And cam Ward, who gave my
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  Speaker 1: favorite quote which summed up the Tennessee Titans franchise a
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  Speaker 1: year ago when he said of the Titans, quote we
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  Speaker 1: ass close. Quote, which was not wrong, was not wrong.
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  Speaker 1: The Tennessee Titans were ass absolutely. So Camboard has not
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  Speaker 1: thrown the football. He's nursing a shoulder thing of a jig,
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  Speaker 1: and yet Robert Sala has already sized up his work
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  Speaker 1: ethic and declared him a success. It's like praising a
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  Speaker 1: chef for how well the chef wears the apron and
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  Speaker 1: the hat, and they haven't even turned on the stove,
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  Speaker 1: done any of the prep for the meal. They just
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  Speaker 1: they look really good. They look really really good, and
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  Speaker 1: that's all that matters. Okay, sure, why not? What the heck?
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  Speaker 1: You gotta think So now, Jed who fled, who normally
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  Speaker 1: what he does live. He sent me a message earlier
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: he said I had every int of making it to
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• 25:05
  Speaker 1: pants on fire. But I've been drinking Crown Royal rigall apple,
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  Speaker 6: I have not the Crown Royal Apple. Oh, my gosh,
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  Speaker 6: first came out. I would chase it with root beer, okay,
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  Speaker 6: and it is an amazing mixture. Yeah, it was really
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  Speaker 1: that's amateur hour for Jet Well Crown Royale, that's amateur
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: hour from Jed. Now, we also have an update from
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• 26:48
  Speaker 1: let's see here eenie meenie miney mo. Let's say hello
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: to Anthony in Louisiana. Hello, Anthony, welcome, Hey, ibyas what
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: you got played with Easter week? Let's see. Well, I'm
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: hearing feedback. Well that's not good. So I've got this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I was gone, I was in Vegas last week, and
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  Speaker 1: so I don't. I don't have too much going on, Anton,
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  Speaker 1: I know you're very concerned about that. Uh No, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have to check my calendar. I don't. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: worried about the day. Anton. I don't think I have
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  Speaker 1: any plans. I think I might see a buddy of
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  Speaker 1: mine this weekends. I like those those Cadbury I like
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: those Cadbury eggs. You ever get those Cadbury eggs, Anthony, No,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I ain't never had. Means really, they're just like it's
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: all it looks like it's a chocolate egg, and it
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: kind of looks like that should be the inside of
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: an egg. I've been told that there's nothing but chemicals.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: But they're delicious and I love them very much. Hey, hey, cuz,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: hey cause I love you. I miss you. How you
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: been pretty good?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: How you know?
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: Not too shabby? And you know I gotta tell you.
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  Speaker 6: I also have no plans for East Sure, I'll actually
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: forgot Easter? Was this weekend?
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Is it this weekend?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: It's this week.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Oh it's It's called Easter Sunday.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: I gotta call the bunny and see what he's up to.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Big, big weekend. We got, we got easter. We gotta passover.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: There's a lot. There's a lot going on in the
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: coming days here. There's a lot of activity coming on here.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Big big weekend. And find this week too? Oh is
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: that right? Oh? Yeah, Saturday, the final four. Hey, I'm
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: winning the bracket. Are you impressed, Anthony, I'm winning the
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio host bracket?
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: Oh you win?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, I'm Are you not impressed? Are you not
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: impressed by that?
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Congratulations?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Well? I haven't won yet, I have not not one.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised you didn't call up to take part in
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: the Lorena's She's got her own, your cousin got her
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: own segment. Next hour. I'm surprised you didn't call up
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: for that.
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  Speaker 4: Well you take cares, Yeah, take care.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, bye bye. There he goes podcas. What a what
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: a man. A lot of depth in those calls, very deep,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: my god. Remember Lorena, you go down visit your cousin
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: there in Louisiana. He's gonna take it. You know what
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: restaurant is going to take it to you? Remember it
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: was out back with the bluemin onion. That's right. That
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: is fine dining for my man, Anthony and quality d.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: He knows how to impress the ladies. And that's you know.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I was Dayton. I'm not from Greenwood, Louisiana. That's the secret.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: That's why you know those guys in Greenwood, Louisiana, they
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: know what they're doing down there. Big studs, Big studs.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to trucker Shane who's driving around the
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: highways and byeways somewhere in Alabama. Hello trucker Shane.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Welcome a ban and the crew. One's doing good. I
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: originally call her talk about men those when I thought
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: he was going to be better in the last twenty
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: years of retreade quarterbacks we've had. But more importantly, while
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: I was on hold with you. I got I got
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: flashed by three women in a car right next to me,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: so I wanted.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: To share that.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well thanks for sharing. I appreciate that.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: A couple of questions, uh A, just random. You didn't
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: do anything to encourage this activity, They just did it
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: on their own. Was that the first thing? That my
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: first question?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I look down. Now there three in the dome light,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: and they're wavering at me. This isn't the first time
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: this has happened. It happened, you know what happens a lot.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I had no idea how God bless these women helping
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: you truck drivers out just flashing stuff and these I
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: assume these were good looking women.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, they're very very attractive. Yeah, all right.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Because you would you wouldn't be bragging if they're ugly,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you'd keep that to yourself.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: No, I've seen my share of people I wish I
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: didn't see.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: Does it really matter if a good pair of boobs
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: attached to a not so attractive face, it's still boobs?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Right? Well, there's a clinical there's a clinical term.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know about that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: But also, if you're driving, how much time do you
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: really have to look at their faces and their boobs
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: at the same time.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: It's a fair man.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I look down and wave down and they're like, oh
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: my god, what is going wrong?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: They're just like wow, Wow, all right, I gotta what
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: part of Alabama? I didn't know that's they need arrested
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: in Alabama for that? What part of Alabama are they
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: in here?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, they got I'm coming. I'm coming into
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Birmingham right now.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, you truck drivers in Birmingham, be on
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: the lookout. There's three young ladies flashing truck drivers in Birmingham,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: so keep an eye out for that. Boys.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's your question. What are y'all doing July?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Let's just pick everyone name? Are you serious? You really
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: want to know? I don't. I don't I work. I
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: usually worked on the fourth I don't even what they
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: the week the fourth July is this year? Well, what
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: do you what do you care about that?
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: What?
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Wellcause I have a big party every year at my
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: house and I got to tell people coming to.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, you know what it's on It's on Saturday.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: So I don't have to work that day. I'll do
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: the podcast, but I don't have to do.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I'm formally inviting you guys jumping Florida. I'm trying to
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: get Jed, who fled there.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: You have to talk to it. You have to Shae, now, Shane,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: to get Jed, you have to talk to his probation
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: officer to make sure that he shows up.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: You don't too far from me. Honestly, he lives not
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: too far from him.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: So oh really, okay, very nice. You got near the
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: ocean and all that, and he's right near the ocean.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, I'm down there.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: So all right, Well, save travel, Shane, big night for you.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Three women just flash Shane. That's amazing. So all right,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Shane the trucker And because of those women, I don't
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: have to do ten minutes on Fernando Mendoza. So I'd
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: like to thank those women too. I appreciate that, very
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: kind of them to do that. So we don't have
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: to talk about my position on Fernando, and not that
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I would mind talking about that. What holiday we're gonna
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: be asked about next? What is Halloween?
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: Ooh, a Halloween malord meet and greet would be fun.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: What are you doing for Halloween? Yeah? What do you
• 33:12
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• 33:17
  Speaker 1: if you wear a mask, get away with it. Possibly
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: maybe I don't know. Well, the forty nine Ers head
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: coach Kyle Shanahan, the head coach of the Nighters there.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: He was doing an interview at the NFL luxury resort
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: there the meetings. He says that he knows for a
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: fact that the Rams lobbied the league to play the
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: forty nine Ers in Australia, giving up a home game.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: According to Shanahan, he said because the forty nine Er
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: fans take over Sofi Stadium, and Shanahan, then, with tongue
• 33:54
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• 33:56
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• 34:00
  Speaker 1: year when the forty nine Ers have a game there.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: He said a couple of things. First of all, yes,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: the forty nine ers fans do take over Sofi Stadium,
• 34:10
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• 34:14
  Speaker 1: forty nine ers they played the NFC Championship game. I
• 34:17
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• 34:21
  Speaker 1: team that had more fans and the Rams beat him.
• 34:24
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• 34:26
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• 34:28
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• 34:30
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• 34:32
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• 34:35
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• 34:48
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• 34:59
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• 38:13
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• 38:22
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  Speaker 4: It's malice, tell me about that to the third degree.
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• 38:34
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• 38:40
  Speaker 7: Earlier reports that Steph Curry would return by the end
• 38:42
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• 38:44
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• 38:46
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• 38:48
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• 38:50
  Speaker 7: Is that the right move?
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Well, hey, those people are known as losers. Okay, No,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not team shutdown. I've never been team shut down.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: If Curry's able to play, people paid good money for
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: tickets to see, plausibly Steph Curry go out there and play.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: It's not that hard. And what are you shutting him
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: down for? Exactly, It's not like you're going to get
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: a great draft pick out of it. Who cares next.
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: Celtics coach Joe Miszula has asked what it would mean
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: to him to win NBA Coach of the Year. Missoula
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: replied that he thinks the award is stupid and that
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: the NBA shouldn't have it. It's more about the players,
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: he said, Ben, is he right?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: You know, Joe Mizzula is an absolute nut job. Remember
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: his famous quote a couple years ago, Coop he said,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: was asked about something about the Celtics losing a game
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: or and he said, well, we'll all be dead soon anyway.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: That was He's a weirdo. I like the Coach of
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: the Year thing is kind of lamb. I know why
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: they have it. If you look at the percentage of
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: guys that have won Coach of the Year and lost
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: their job, it's a rather high percentage. It's meaningless. But
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: he must not get a bonus. I would assume if
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: you got a bonus, he wouldn't be saying that next.
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: For much of the season, the Orlando Magic looked like
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: a team that could compete in the East. Over the
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: last few weeks, they've looked terrible. He gave up thirty
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: one straight points to the Raptors and a blowout. But
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: do you think the head coach Jamal Mosley is in
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: trouble in Orlando?
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't. They trade like five draft picks to
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: the Memphis Grizzlies to get Desmond Baine. And they're they're
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: not that good. Yes, yes they went for it. They're
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: not great that they'll be a coaching Jase, how did
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: we do, Kobolo?
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: You passed this edition that is they would put it
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: on the ball and I won the game.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: We