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From Lawn Mowers to Long Drives and Laughs · Tigs Bits Podcast

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Oh yeah, we, we, we wasn't even going to wait on the handler.
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You know we've waited long enough, but casually late as
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always here we. Already got started.
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Waiting on the handler, I am waiting on the.
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Handler what? First of all, what's that hat
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handler? That thing.
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Looks smooth. That's my boy Dylan Carmichael.
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Dylan Carmichael, DC. Blow up my screen so I can say,
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OK, yes, I like that, I like that.
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Very nice, very nice. That shirts you got on Tig
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Nasty? Ohh everybody you know.
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Just take a little nice shirt there.
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Ohh wow. Who's straight?
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Off the press. Take a little, take a little
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peek at that. Where can where can people buy
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that shirt? Jr. that Jr. thehandler.com by
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damn right find all your handler.
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Swag there, I love it. That's awesome.
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What are you doing blazy? Not ripping nobody, just Gray
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T-shirt blasy, said he. Piss on off blasy goes plain
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ripped. To nobody tonight.
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Gray T-shirt I I had a busy day today man I had to go God y'all
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ready for 30 more minutes? No, I'm kidding.
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I had to go to, I had to go up the I'd do some basically like
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this giant lawn mower. My mom's got some.
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This thing is a hog and gold Craftsman.
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This thing just will go through. It's like a Bush hog.
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You got a big lot next to a house that just wouldn't clear
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that big old one acre lot with that thing and nice.
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So I had to do all that and get back here, get kids and all
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that, get settled in and just kind of just went straight from
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in the house to right out here. So.
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Love it. I mean, that brings up a good
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thing, a good point here. Whenever you Bush hog, I use.
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I mean, I've cut enough grass to, good Lord, I did it from the
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time I was old enough to start to mow till currently.
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And now I'm passing that on to my son.
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I'm teaching him by the way yet. And he's not cutting the grass
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right now. He's supposed to be cutting the
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grass anyhow. It isn't too high.
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We're going to have that conversation in the morning.
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But did you something that when you were a kid, what'd you jam
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out to? Like I always had my goat, my
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old yellow Walkman with some tape, you know, listen to a
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tape, those old headphones that would come in, you know, they
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sounded really good, especially for a tape, you know.
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Did you have any particular jams or any tapes that y'all wore out
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when you were cutting grass as a kid?
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I did two of them, Hank Williams, Born to Boogie and
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Alabama Tate. Those were two tapes right
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there. Just absolutely beat those two
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to death. A.
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Bike drop right there. I mean that don't get no better
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though soon. Yeah, I'm not even going to say
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mine. They're terrible.
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They're terrible. Absolutely terrible.
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Look, we got folks in the in the house tonight.
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Stacy G is whether she's been so excited for the show.
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She was in here about 10 minutes, I think, before the
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show started. Hell, yeah.
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Thank you so much, Stacy. We got Mortar in the house
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saying hello to Stacy, but I know he's saying hello to us,
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too. What's up, Mortar?
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Good to have you. My my man.
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Dude, what a hell of a show we had last night.
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Yeah, that was fun. That was fun.
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And it came out today. Look, this worked out.
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And then it dropped out ahead. Look, this worked out good for
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everybody because now we get to talk about the show after the
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shows come out, so we don't have to not say something or not for,
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you know what I'm saying this. Exactly, yes, exactly.
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Because we we were going to be like, you know, the NBA
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playoffs. We won't know who won game one.
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Well, that's going to be happening while we're doing this
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show tonight and. This worked out perfect.
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We need to make sure to stress to the to Seth and Bubba that
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this this worked out. I don't know why they did that.
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Y'all may know y'all know I don't care why, but it worked
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out perfect. And I thought when I, I, when I
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thought when I saw that because I didn't know it was going to
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drop when I saw Bubba retweeted that it was dropping today come
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out a day earlier. I was like, oh, and then I
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thought, well we're going to talk about that.
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We can talk about the show tonight on the live show.
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So this makes perfect sense. We need to try to do this every
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week if that's an option. Oh yeah, I know.
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Here's the thing. We.
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Just be person if everybody out there watching the list and says
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no screw that Jr. that's fine too.
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But at my opinion, I think that's.
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The way total agreeance, I like it being on Thursday.
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That's kind of whenever our our podcast as we've done it over
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the years, it would drop on Thursday morning.
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So it this kind of goes in kind of goes into the flow of things,
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you know, but hey, whatever in the afternoon, I don't know,
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they may try to mix things up. Who knows what what they're,
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what they're trying to do, I don't know.
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But this week it worked out great for.
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All this week, it's perfect. Because like, does anybody
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listen? Yeah, because like anybody
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listening, you know, we, we can go through the list that you
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sent us that AI generated of our topics was hilarious.
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This was unbelievable, wasn't it?
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But but Blasey started off. He he he could go ahead, give
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himself a, a gut shot and even started, hey, you only hear
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about 30 minutes. He wish they'd got that on out
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there today because because that's going to be that we're
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going to kick it off with a fireball.
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Blasey's going to give you a 30 minute story, which is great,
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which is great. It's great.
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It's tremendous. Tremendous.
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I mean, I love, I love all the stories that we tell,
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especially, Yeah, both of you guys.
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Yeah. And then?
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Blasey's day and then like you had, that's what you said
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earlier on today, today I think, I think I have long worn out
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dramatic days. Blasey has some damn days that
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seem like movie sagas that last for like 5 years.
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He did all that one day. That stuff he explained
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yesterday. Yeah.
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And, and I even left out what I did before all that started.
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My son hit some sign situation that fell off.
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It's like they had it wrapped in plastic.
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It's like a crosswalk thing. Somehow now it fell off in the
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middle of the road. He hits that dude.
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I'm down there at 7:00 at the hospital, examined his car.
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He's been busted his radiator that morning.
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So we're dealing with that, trying to get that towed.
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That's before I did all that. Yeah.
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That was, good Lord, interesting.
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I mean, say lesson here, boys and girls, you got to get up
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early if you want to put a full day in like Blasi, the one man
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posse. It ain't easy, It ain't.
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Easy. It's easy.
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Everybody do it. You got Yeah, the early bird
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gets the worm and the second mouse gets the cheese.
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If you're blossy the one man posse, he don't miss.
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The second mouse gets the cheese.
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That's fantastic. That's fantastic.
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Bubba Fan, 69, says Blossy not not being at the brewery throws
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him off it. No, I know means.
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He doesn't care about y'all means he doesn't care about this
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show. He's.
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Just going to do so He does the he does the brewery show on the
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show that is only only on audio at the moment.
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He does this show live from the studio makes it should be
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reversed. I think we, oh, I did.
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Flip it. I flipped it purposely because I
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knew today was going to be a loaded day and I just knew I was
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going to be getting back and doing all this hustle.
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I can go there. You know, and try to get
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position and try to set up and I'd been it had been worse than
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even today because I literally set up got everything going when
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it's I got some dinner stuff ready, got this and just I mean
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enough to take a shower before all that I.
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Mean you're doing great Blasey, you're you're doing great yeah I
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mean but that but this bears a question and and chat you guys
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feel feel free to chime in. I've been wanting to ask you
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this, Blasey, you know, you know Bubba better than anybody.
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And and then I'm just kind of in, in this forum for sure.
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And with the amongst us three man, I've just kind of been
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thinking, would y'all like to see these shows?
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Cuz every show that we do with these Bubba, these Bubba
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exclusive shows, we've got them recorded.
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They're all, I mean, they're ready to go.
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I know we don't want to interfere with it dropping on
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the Bubba podcast network and all of that stuff, but I'm
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talking like a week or two later, drop these shows on our
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YouTube. Do you think that would be a
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problem? I mean, I don't know.
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And if and if not, I'm surely they wouldn't mind us putting on
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Patreon for time until we can put it on YouTube.
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Say we want to wait three months for each episode goes on
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YouTube. We could.
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That's surely still less. Throw it on Patreon or
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something, yeah? Just a few days later, something
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the. Problem with Patreon is it's so
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you can't. Our shows are long.
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We don't make short shows. Let's just be honest about it.
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And they're all an hour long. I think I'm, I'm not sure how
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long you can. I think it's 10 minutes is the
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longest clip you can put on Patreon.
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So yeah, I mean, we could always put them on our on our website
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or something like that. But I think we should ask we're
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just spit balling out here live with with everybody.
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But I think we should ask Seth and then.
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Seth can run run it back to Bubba.
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And main thing is I don't want to, I would never want to try to
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piss Bubba off or any of them because we are beyond grateful
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for all of the help that they've been giving us to our show.
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And you know, all of the folks like that that are in the chat
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right now, we're, we're beyond grateful for all that.
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So I don't want to burn any bridges or piss anybody off.
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People will love it. They love it because Blasey puts
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Bubba over and I'm telling you they would.
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Everybody else would love it if we buried Bubba.
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Nobody cares. I just want something.
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Just just throw it. Either way, they don't care.
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I see his. I would.
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I look at some of his Twitter stuff.
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His biggest fans bury him every time they get a chance.
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They they will call him the worst shit ever.
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And then they're talking about all right, buddy, love you, see
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you next time. Can't wait.
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And listen tomorrow. I'm like, I love it.
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That's hilarious. And then there's other people
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that you know, it just anything. I love it.
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I love it. It's it's.
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I get it. Yeah, I know my buddy.
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It's so entertaining. He may be listening or may not
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be listening. WSMFP when he gets on there.
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Anytime Bubba gets to start talking about the Hogan stuff,
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and if he's in chat, he'll just start with going like, Oh my
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God, not again. Stop it, stop it.
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He'll wear him out on it. Like, yeah.
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He's always. Oh yeah, that's the cool thing.
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There's so many fans that'll yeah, they'll, they'll meltdown
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on you sometime. At the end of the day, it's just
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all, it's all, it's all in good fun, you know what I mean?
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It's. Just yeah, hey, and I saw that.
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I saw some of that interview scrolling today because I had a
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little relaxed day today or laxer today for myself.
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But I saw that video of Eric Andre Bubba interviews.
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And I know you're talking about exactly, yes, that dude's
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hilarious, man. He's doing the funny stuff.
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Yeah, so that makes sense. But I didn't see the part about.
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I didn't I didn't see any of this stuff about him not putting
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Alex Stein. Yeah, we we talked about that on
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the show today, which was great is exactly what I asked.
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I was like, it was a point in the show.
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It was like, hey, I need to figure out what happened in
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bubbles world because this time some some weeks I do get to
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catch a few things now that we're in his universe, you know,
10:14
So I keep up, appreciate I like a lot of the content they put
10:17
out. But this past week I had no I
10:21
had no idea what happened because of my travel troubles
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and just been busy. So blasey giving me that
10:26
breakdown yesterday was gold because he youth we started off.
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That's not one reason we should put this show where you could
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see it because we started off the show.
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Tiggs was ready to like punch through his screen.
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He was going nuts. He was losing his mind over
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there. I don't know what was going on.
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He got so fired up right before we started fired up Patreon,
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brother, He was fired up at Patreon.
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I'm telling y'all reading the script it.
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Was season. Y'all see it, everybody will see
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it. I'm cutting.
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This is a promo. That's a damn promo.
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What I did is I covered. I've watched it since and I saw
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Blasey doing this. I saw you were just like sitting
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like this the whole time. I covered y'all up.
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I read a script. Damn it.
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It's good. Y'all will be.
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Seeing it, it's coming. Oh, I was popping.
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It was a pro W it was a, it was a, it was a WCW early 90s, late
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80s. Just flare in the in the
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Carolinas promo. It was so good.
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And it goes back to Time Management Jr., right?
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Yeah. You got peaked at the rolling.
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I'm feeling it. I'm gonna just roll it Mixture,
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right? I love it it.
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Was perfect. So that rolled in.
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So Blasey took some of that energy because he started off
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right before we started like oh man, I'm exhausted and I kind of
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drug my ass in here too. We all kind of drug in and then
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Blasey fed off your energy in a minute later Blasey fired up and
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he's going on about you know, this and that and he's so he's
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so fired up telling the story and going well, really not much
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to it boom, but you know it. Was so.
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And it was so good to. Our shows, our shows always kind
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of just start and they're just gradual.
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It's kind of like a big old jet. Airliner getting all I got
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pretty wound, you know, pretty. Quick and then it goes.
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My as I will say my ass in was about to pass my front end.
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You know what I mean It was just could not keep that thing under
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control. You know, just.
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Try I'm proud of you for showing up to even do because that
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that's that's a tough day. That's a tough day.
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You know, and look, everybody in the chat tonight, I'm sure those
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of you who've listened to the podcast, we'll do this in a
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little more formal and fun style.
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We got a wish, Mr. Chad Blasi, the one man posse, a happy damn
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birthday. Happy birthday tomorrow.
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Happy birthday. That's very nice of y'all.
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I wonder why y'all remember that?
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That's great. Somebody please make him a.
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Nice. We needed a reminder and
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somebody make. Him a nice AI generated New
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Guinea tribe doing a dance picture of him.
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I'm going to repost that thing tomorrow.
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Maybe somebody will see it. I think it's, I think it's
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hilarious. I'll repost that.
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Bitch, don't. Just can't.
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Bring it on and it's pretty. Good.
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It's pretty good because at first I thought it was just some
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AI crap and I was like, wait, these students really did this?
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The name. 'S I still think it is AI crap
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but but that's OK. What's up?
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Tigs bits crew and of course the Bubba army from mortar.
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What's happening? Oh yeah, man, you're.
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Damn right, Paul. Hey, I was all I was cutting the
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grass today and I got real bored.
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Oh yes, he is. He's got the handler shirt
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rocking. But you were talking about music
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a while ago. I had no damn music today.
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So I was just having to make my own little skits up in my mind.
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And for some reason, you know what stuck in my head and I kept
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and I just I found myself on that lawnmower because I was
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going through some kind of thick stuff, getting a little nervous.
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Old booger box was going to come out of there and come at me.
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You know what I mean? I got thinking about one of
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those commercials that Bubba does on the podcast, that Pride,
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passion and performance. You know, it did so loud.
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Oh yeah, it did. It freaks me out.
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I would burn and get down there towards.
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So I get real thick and I just scream at pride, passion and
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performance. My mom was up there at the
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house. She came out one time and she
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did her arms up. I did it.
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I probably did that 40 times. I was just giggling at myself
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out there cutting that, just going down the swamp.
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Pride, passion and performance. It scares the hell out of me
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when he does it. You were doing it.
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You had a lot. You were passionate, you were
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performing. That's.
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Right. I'd love to see how sound
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engineer puts these, you know, I want to see Seth or however they
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put those those ads in and like what levels that they recorded
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at because it's certainly much louder than than everything.
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But that's what it's designed to do.
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They do it on the radio too. I mean, that's that's radio
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stuff. That's old school radio stuff,
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man. It's cool and it and it works.
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It works. Bubba usually does those soon as
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the show ends that he has the reads he has to do and he'll do
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that like the show ends at, you know, 9 Central, 10 Eastern,
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whatever. He'll do those then for all the
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all the stuff so they can lay it out.
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But he sits there by himself and and does those.
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That's all I do now. Yes, yes.
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John, I thought you were frozen. You were just sitting there.
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I was like, what? Why are y'all listening to me?
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Hello. Hey am I pixelated?
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I think these two guys are lying to me.
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I think Jr. is lying too. You look good today.
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Today you look perfect. Yeah, you're great today.
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For whatever reason, everybody looks good today.
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Everybody. You look great.
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You got Jim Morrison over your shoulder.
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You know what's funny is that we.
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Use or just whatever you can find on the floor on your way to
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the studio to wear. I'm glad you dressed up.
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For our audience, they appreciate.
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Grabbing my Hanes on the way. It's actually.
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Got a little, I think it's AV neck almost.
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This is just Jr. being healed today.
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I'm just ribbing by the I've just healed Jr.
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I've. Got a problem with Jr. and it
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doesn't take long for this energy to turn tigs into a heal
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quick. You can ask my group, my group
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tax friends. I kind of can come in hot.
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I don't want to. I don't either.
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I don't want, I don't want his birthday.
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Yeah, it's place birthday. I want to be like a manager heel
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where I can get, I can throw. It'll be a little heel.
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I can't go all the way because I'm not the talent, you know.
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I'm just the manager. I'm the valet.
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I just want valet heel, you know?
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Yeah, I like little shots. As the big.
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It always comes back to the wise.
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Man, like if you're King Kong, if you're King Kong Bundy, I'm
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Bobby Debrain Heenan, you know what I mean?
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That kind of deal. And Mark Coleman.
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Mark Coleman, love it. Absolutely.
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Oh, that's a. That's a great wardrobe change.
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There may be another one before that.
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Lacey and I, Speaking of legends, we we text Dan
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Henderson the other night and we were hammered or actually called
16:36
him trying to text and then I text him told him I'm sorry, I
16:38
called him. But Hindo, if you're out there,
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if you ever see this, my bad bro.
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I'm a holler at you when I'm sober and we'll make that
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happen. Teaser.
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I'm trying to get AUFC guy on our podcast coming up.
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I'm working on it. Yes, yes, yes.
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I mean, look, there's so many things we gave, we gave some
16:56
teasers out last night. Beauty of that show.
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I took it, heard it. I knew we needed to clean up the
17:02
very beginning of it, fix that, put it out, sent it this morning
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and then bam, here we are talking about it.
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I haven't listened to the whole show except for what we did.
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I just knew how to start it, to end it.
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I never, I never go back and listen to anything I ever did.
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Hardly ever. I mean every now then on
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something I. Don't have your choice to edit
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it, You have to. You have to go.
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But if I was in y'all shoes, I'd probably never listen to it
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either. When I used in the first podcast
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ever did I did the first, you know, hand dozen episodes or so
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and then I was like. You were here.
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You just did it. You remember what you talked
17:39
about. I would write and I still do
17:41
this, you know, but which which which we do this live, which I
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guess it's good to have that practice beforehand, but I would
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write notes because that's the that's the one beauty I don't
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people know about, like television and movies and
17:52
podcasting is you can edit, you know, you record stuff.
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You don't even have to record it in order.
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You can check, put the same shirt on you wore yesterday in
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the same hat and pretend it's the same day.
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I mean, it's make believe when you when you get to put it
18:04
together, which is good in a lot of ways because you can, you can
18:08
fit time formats and and make sure it's clean and palatable.
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But but the live thing is a beast of its own, you know, so
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there's no like back in the day, I'd write down, yeah, probably
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ought to drop where we called so and so and so and so and or or
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or we or we, you know, didn't know this or didn't know that or
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I don't look like an idiot. Don't make it look like I don't
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know all 50 states or something, you know?
18:33
So you got, but I think it takes a little bit of courage to just
18:36
put yourself out there and be cool with I'm going to screw up
18:39
multiple times pretty much in every show.
18:42
I'm going to stumble over my words.
18:44
I'm going to I don't, you know, so is everybody else that's
18:47
watching this. So is everybody, you know.
18:50
I just start sweating soon as you say that.
18:51
I'm. I'm not the expert.
18:52
Hardly anything like why don't you say that?
18:55
You know, I get real nervous. Usually it's something I can
18:56
handle, though, you know what I mean.
18:58
How many holes are on a golf course?
19:00
OK. Thank you, 18.
19:02
And thanks to ChatGPT, we, there's no, you know, it's kind
19:07
of, we can get there now. There's sixteen holes on a golf
19:10
course because everybody knows you just get ripped on the last
19:14
two. I don't. 1st 16's all the ones
19:20
that count. That's.
19:21
In my book, 18 is definitely never counts, but I haven't
19:27
played golf in a while. Man, it's been a long time.
19:29
Dude I hadn't played either I just I I do this now instead of
19:31
play golf. This is my new.
19:33
Hobby Blasey, Have you ever told the story?
19:34
Does anybody? Does everybody on here know that
19:36
at one time though, Blasey was a competition long driver and
19:40
competed with the greatest? In the world, I don't think they
19:43
know that before they before we talk about this, you guys don't
19:46
forget to hit that like button subscribe do all that stuff
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share it get it out there. If you're watching this on
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do whatever. But yes, blasey blasey, the one
20:02
man posse can absolutely. Crush.
20:07
A golf it may be a little rusty now, but if this is something we
20:10
get this, if we get this clip back to Bubba and he calls him
20:12
out on it, we can get Lacey back in the back on the T box.
20:16
We might. We might I.
20:17
Can still move it. OK, I can move it OK.
20:18
I just don't play enough. And you know, obviously I get a
20:21
little older each year, so you know what I mean?
20:24
I, I ain't 25 anymore. Back when I could really move
20:27
that thing, you know, and really, really create some
20:29
crazy, crazy club head speed. You know what's crazy is hearing
20:33
him hit it, the sound of that damn Golf Club when it hits the
20:36
ball, because I mean, folks, don't let him under sell this.
20:41
We're going. We're going to get.
20:43
The facts out here. All right, So Blasey, what years
20:45
were you, where were you living and what years were you doing
20:47
the competition long drive? Man, it was so this was like
20:52
early 2000s and I was living. I was in Troy when I first
20:56
started really getting into it. Like this is like 2000, 2001.
21:01
Did you, was it because you saw it on ESPN or is it?
21:03
Just been seeing it on ESPN. I always knew I could hit it a
21:05
long way. And then there happened to be a
21:07
local qualifier. The very first one I ever went
21:09
to is in Panama City Beach and there was a local, that's where
21:11
it starts at the local level. See if you can go there.
21:13
And I went there, my little stop ping driver and I get there and
21:17
this guy named Chad Roberts was out measuring.
21:20
He was out in the and then and this other guy crushing Cliff
21:24
Thrasher, he was an older guy. He was in the senior division.
21:27
He was there running the event and I was hitting and then I
21:30
watched Chad Roberts hit and I was like, good God, you know
21:33
what I mean? Like that dude, I mean, just to
21:35
me, it looked different than mine.
21:37
Of course, he comes running back up there and he's like, who is
21:40
hitting? Who just got through hitting?
21:41
And he wanted to know because there's a bunch of people there
21:43
hitting, he said, who just got through hitting.
21:44
I like, I did, what are you hitting?
21:46
And I told him he's like, dude, I've never seen a golf ball
21:49
bounce like that. He's like, that thing is hot,
21:51
you know? And I'm like, OK, thank you, you
21:54
know what I mean? Whatever.
21:54
Then watch him hit. I'm like, dude, he's hitting way
21:56
past me, but he's not, you know what I mean?
21:58
What I realized is I had a really low ball spin rate.
22:01
I had a really good launch angle with a really good ball spin
22:03
rate. That means it wasn't spinning
22:04
like crazy backwards, so it was hitting.
22:07
I mean, it's going on out there, but then when it's hitting, it's
22:09
really taking off too. It's like when you play Tiger
22:11
Woods and you're just hitting that button.
22:13
Yeah, yeah. That's what.
22:15
Your ball does. Yeah, I want, I want the lower
22:17
ball spin, not backwards, crazy backwards.
22:19
I want, you know, anyway, so long time I'm kind of getting
22:22
off in the weeds. But anyway, he kind of got me
22:24
pumped up. I was like, OK, you know, I'm
22:25
hitting it out there with him. He looks like he is hitting it
22:27
over the moon, you know what I mean?
22:29
But he was still he was hitting further than me.
22:31
This. Too, And he's probably has a
22:32
different a different type style.
22:34
Oh my God, he had. Freaking clubs at the time,
22:36
close to 50 inch shafts, three degree loft drivers, which is
22:39
just basically like a flat face like he was way advanced, you
22:42
know what I mean? Here I am a little stock paying
22:44
driver. So, you know, it gave me a
22:46
little hope and I did, I did good at the qualifier actually
22:48
advanced to I moved on to the that year to the regionals and
22:54
which was in Laurel, Ms. and and so I went over there and dude, I
22:59
had a great run that year. It's my first year went over
23:02
there stealing my I love that stock ping driver.
23:04
I went over there to stock ping driver.
23:05
Maybe look at me like I was an idiot, you know, like what is
23:08
this guy? I was going to ask, you didn't
23:09
upgrade so you stuck with the ping that.
23:11
Year it felt so good, you know what I mean and I even ripped
23:13
the weight out of the back of it.
23:14
I didn't I felt like I could hit better without it.
23:16
You know I know more than ping does but so yeah, dude, I'm over
23:20
there, but I am absolutely I'm and this is back when you
23:23
everybody had to go to these qualifiers.
23:25
So all the David Mobley is one world long drive champion, Sean
23:30
the Beast Fister, dude, all these legends of long driver
23:33
there and here I am. I'm just hands down the smallest
23:36
guy there. But the next thing you know,
23:38
this thing goes all day, all evening into the night.
23:41
You know, we started with like 90 golfers, dude, here I am
23:44
standing there, end of the night, top 15, still standing.
23:47
You know, damn, who is this kid? You know, all these sponsored
23:50
people, they got 12 golf clubs. I still got about one Ping
23:53
driver modified. Ping.
23:57
And dude, I'm going to tell you what happened to me.
23:59
This is where I got some dude played head games with me and I
24:01
don't remember who it was. I wish it would, I'd call him
24:03
out. He walked up to me.
24:04
He said, man, let me see your club.
24:05
And he took a little caliper thing and he put it on the face
24:07
of it. And he said, Oh yeah, your, your
24:10
club face is done. It's crushed in.
24:12
And I was like, huh? He said, yeah, look, it should
24:14
be a bevel on it. You know, he showed me an
24:16
airspace between his tool and my club face.
24:19
And dude, just right in my brain, you know what I mean?
24:22
I've been hammering it. Why did I believe that?
24:24
I mean, I feel I believed it, you know?
24:27
And it was it. They took eight to the world
24:29
finals that night. I finished, I finished like 9th
24:31
or 10th, like right there, but you know, just missed it.
24:34
And then I did the same thing the next year.
24:36
Missed it. I.
24:37
Thought she had been more mentally strong than let to get
24:39
you down, especially coming from where?
24:40
You thought he was trying to. It's his first.
24:42
Time it's his Yeah no, it was like it's like in Happy Gilmore
24:46
when Shooter takes him you know, meet him meet me at the 9th
24:49
grade it's. Kind of like where Munn and
24:51
Nelson. Kind of like when Casey
24:52
introduced me to Munn and Nelson and made me tell him all my my
24:55
back story about a week before I pledged.
24:57
Yeah, that was. I thought they were trying to
24:59
help me. You know what I mean?
25:00
That's what they thought. Yeah, he says.
25:03
Yeah, Lacey is the real happy guilt.
25:04
He is. I've watched him hit multiple.
25:07
He is the real Happy Gilmore. So, so all right, so I want to
25:10
get this full story out. So we have it recorded because
25:12
we've nipped on it. Well, this is good.
25:14
This is going good. So alright, so so year got in
25:17
your head. Year one dropped out top 15,
25:19
though regionals still a good chance.
25:22
Wish you knew this guy's name so we could call him out and bring
25:24
him on the show and let you let you give him the business.
25:26
But so we're going into year two, you got a little more
25:28
acknowledge, a little more experience and probably a little
25:31
more drive now that you've had that success in the first
25:33
season. Yes, I did, man.
25:35
So phenomenal. I really went to work.
25:37
I ended up getting bang golf equipment at the time I got bang
25:41
and Accuflex shafts. I started loaded up with them,
25:44
reached out to them. Those guys were willing to send
25:46
me free equipment. So I, I didn't get money or
25:48
anything, but I was getting equipment.
25:50
So I got, I started putting stuff together, right?
25:52
Different length shafts. I'm playing around trying to get
25:54
longer. How long can I get to where
25:56
there's a point where you start losing it?
25:58
Because I'm not real big and so I couldn't go real long, but I
26:01
could go like an extra inch on the shaft of the driver.
26:03
And these some of these guys were going just crazy length
26:05
like 55 inch shafts and stuff like trying to just like a brim.
26:09
And what's the standard? What's what's what lengths is
26:11
yours if there's a 50? Five like like like 4545 1/2.
26:15
I think it's a 44. You know, something like that's
26:17
a standard pro club, right? Sometimes even shorter, like 43
26:21
1/2 or whatever. So I got it up to like 46 and a
26:24
half 47 somewhere in there. That's about as far as I could
26:26
go, man. You know, I think Phil Mickelson
26:28
hats plays like a 46 Like, you know, I mean it's it's it was
26:31
close to more like what a regular professional would play
26:34
with like a real golfer, not just a long drive guy, but do
26:38
next year. This is where it gets weird.
26:39
So I'm working on my timing and I find sometimes I would just
26:43
over I just over swing and in order to what I figured out if I
26:48
would get in my nice leather flip flops and hit, I would stay
26:53
in control. I would finish balanced and I
26:55
wasn't over swinging it, dude. I was just pounding it, pounding
26:58
it out there. I mean literally I'd hit 10 golf
27:01
balls. Eight of them will be in the
27:03
grid. The grid's 40 yards wide.
27:04
Like I was like, I'm going. To and what distance are you
27:06
shooting at this moment, at this point?
27:08
I mean somewhere between anywhere, depends on the day,
27:11
the track and all that. Let's just call it 350 to 380.
27:14
You know what I mean? Gotcha, hitting it out there on
27:16
standard situation and did I get down to Tampa and I'm in that
27:21
quad, get down there, get on the tee box.
27:22
You know now on the tee box, Chad Blasey, the one man posse
27:26
now they didn't say that, but they said so they called me up
27:29
on the tee box. They should I should have told
27:30
him that. And then I get on my I had my
27:33
they kept saying I had flip flops on and I was like, well,
27:35
there's nothing in golf rules dude.
27:37
The guy comes out and stops me and says I cannot hit him.
27:39
I was like, there's a dude over there with a cut off shirt on.
27:42
Literally a cut off sleeve shirt on, you know what I mean?
27:45
There's a guy over there with some denim jeans on, cut off at
27:48
the knees, and I got a hockey leather.
27:51
I can't. Play with these leather sandals
27:53
on, he said. Nope.
27:54
I said can I hit barefooted? He said no and it's just one guy
27:58
making up his own rules because that's not that's not true in
28:00
golf, dude. It's not true.
28:01
It's not even true in long drive.
28:02
But I had to conform and I had like 3 minutes.
28:04
He said you got 3 minutes to figure this out.
28:06
So I had to run, go put tennis shoes on.
28:07
So that screwed me up again there too.
28:10
Now that's the year. Now that one I still hit OK, but
28:12
dude, I was just used to my flip flop situation.
28:15
I lost by 7 yards that year from making it to the finals.
28:17
The third year I did it, dude, I'm hammering it.
28:20
I'm having, I hit it 403 yards, the longest ever hit it.
28:24
And dude, I still missed out on the world Finals, you know what
28:27
I mean? So it was fun, dude.
28:27
After that I just kind of. You hit it four O 3.
28:31
Yeah, in a competition, yes, I did.
28:33
Damn, that's 1200 feet. That's 12109 feet if we're going
28:38
to beat. That's insane.
28:40
What? What's the distances that beat
28:42
you? Blasey.
28:43
How much farther are they hitting it dude?
28:45
It was a real, real hot track out there, you know what I mean?
28:48
Like real bounce. It was just who's getting the
28:50
better bounce. You know what I mean?
28:51
Ate that much like literally four 10412, something like that
28:55
ended up, you know, just a couple of those in there.
28:57
But I won one year in Tampa, beat a big guy.
29:01
What's his name? I can't think of his name.
29:02
He he's been in the top five several times.
29:04
Beat him in the local qualifier in Tampa one time, but then in
29:07
the regional, which also was in Tampa.
29:10
No, it's actually South of Tampa.
29:11
I stayed in Tampa and that's the one where I got disqualified or
29:14
not disqualified, but they told me I couldn't hit my flip flops.
29:16
So you know what? I just was like, man, I'm kind
29:19
of done with this game. You.
29:20
Know kind of reach the pinnacle of the sport.
29:23
Yeah, and it started to make it real difficult to to get in.
29:26
They started giving all these exemptions and it started almost
29:28
being like the PGA Tour, like man, it's just real hard.
29:31
Instead of making everybody go through it, they just made a few
29:33
people go through it, you know what I mean?
29:34
And most people are exempted all the way the world finals.
29:37
And it was just, it was real difficult.
29:39
It just came with, I bet, with your media.
29:41
I bet your status in the media now we could get you back up on
29:44
the charts pretty good pretty quick.
29:46
Hey, that senior Division I, I could go hand, that's what I'm.
29:48
Thinking and what I'm thinking is, you know what a little bit
29:50
you've lost to youth and strength, you know, with a
29:55
little strength there probably. But I mean, you're still strong
29:57
as a bull because you keep yourself up.
30:00
You always did. But now you're smarter.
30:02
And if you could get flexible and you could figure out those
30:05
angles a little tighter and a little this and be a little more
30:08
focused probably than you were, you know, 20 years ago, you
30:11
might even make up for it and then some.
30:14
Give yourself just enough and be an even crazier story.
30:18
And if you do, you got to wear your flip flops.
30:20
You got to get to prove beforehand and Maven wear a
30:23
hockey jersey, a rougaroo hockey jersey in honor.
30:26
Of here you go. Great sponsor by Rougaroo flip
30:29
flops. And especially if it was a Tampa
30:31
guy that hosed you. We'll get Bubble on the radio to
30:33
get it. Get the Army out.
30:34
There to find out if we've got to figure out who this Jackass
30:37
is, I mean. And then make him redo it and
30:39
let him try to compete with you when you smoke.
30:41
If you you win, you get in the national competition.
30:43
There's a shoe in pay off Grandma's house.
30:46
That's a great idea, man. Or or they get Gene Lasker.
30:54
There's no in between. Gene Lasker throw them in the
30:57
oven once once we catch them. In a heartbeat.
30:59
But that's also think. Twice about it.
31:02
And I, I was around when I remember going, when you were
31:04
going through all that, but I didn't know.
31:06
That's cool to hear the story in chronological order like that,
31:09
to put it all together like in a format where you could you could
31:12
see it all laying out in front of you.
31:14
I don't think we've ever completely laid it out at any
31:17
point in this entire podcast. Maybe in Florida, man, we
31:20
touched on it years, couple years ago when we did this.
31:23
But yeah, I'm glad to have that too.
31:26
We needed that, that it was fun, man, it was fun and I waited it.
31:30
Was fun competing for world class athletes like it was
31:33
nothing and I just like just showed up from the house.
31:36
It was cool man with this. Bing.
31:38
There's a lot of cool people in that group like there were there
31:40
were several of those guys. Hardcore, what was his name
31:43
hardcore Charles Hartley Hardcore and Chad Roberts and
31:49
crushing Cliff Cliff Thrasher did those three guys and Cliff
31:52
legend in the sport and Chad Roberts is he would win the he
31:55
would always win the Home Run Derby out there, but they had a
31:57
fence sitting out there at like 360.
31:59
You had to hit it, not just hit it there, you hit it in the air
32:01
or 380, whatever it was because it hit it so high and just carry
32:04
it so far. And he would always win that and
32:07
and Charles Hartley would hardcore.
32:09
He got into a bad car accident and but before that dude, he was
32:13
just a beast, you know, but those dudes, I went out with him
32:15
drinking and talking, you know, I mean, it's like it felt like
32:18
Field of Dreams type deal, you know what I mean?
32:19
It's like you know all these names and now you need to hang
32:21
out with them and. Well, that's what I was going to
32:23
say. Those those type sports like
32:25
that. And this is no knock on them by
32:27
any means, because they're all sports, but the, the different
32:29
level sports and the different summer team and, and, and just
32:32
what level they're at. So you can have that access to
32:35
be around them that close. But like those guys like pool,
32:38
pro pool players, like pro bowlers, you know, there's some
32:43
characters in those bunches. You know what I mean?
32:45
You see the clips and videos of these guys and gals, man, there
32:48
are some characters in in all sports, obviously, but but some
32:52
of those sports for sure. I could only imagine that might
32:55
be my YouTube dive tonight is to go look up.
32:57
Oh no, I've got one on my mind right now that I'm pulling up.
33:01
Y'all keep talking. Great.
33:03
And it is like bowling on steroids, you know it's
33:05
something else. Well, now a new one is the is
33:08
the cornhole cornhole is is is as big as anything now and you
33:13
know video games that's a new one that's huge The the what do
33:20
you call drone racing and things like that others characters in
33:23
all of those now you. Know.
33:24
And when they make movies, they make spoofy movies about that
33:27
kind of stuff because it's funny and it's true, you know?
33:31
It is, it's, it's all kind of wild stuff out there, man, you
33:33
know? Did you ever do any of the other
33:35
of those sports? Blasey?
33:36
Were you good at pool? Bowling in in those type sports?
33:39
Throwing darts. I wasn't like I was.
33:41
I was OK at pool because growing up that's all I did, you know?
33:45
I'd hang out an old pool hall, and then I was.
33:47
That's the one I was thinking about.
33:48
During the day, Oh yeah, dude, that's freaking awesome, that
33:51
is. Ready.
33:52
Yeah. You don't have the audio.
34:11
Who's the man? I am Pete Weber.
34:15
That's correct. Pete Weber, the greatest dude.
34:18
Awesome. I love it, I love it.
34:22
Who do you think you are? I am.
34:24
It's just the best. That's old man.
34:29
So pretty good at pretty good at pool, Blasey, not so much.
34:32
Darts. Bowling.
34:34
That was pool. I play pool at night, hang out
34:35
in the pool hall with all these pool sharks and watch them and
34:38
learn. Had that Steve Mizracks learn
34:41
from the best order that VCR tape didn't learn more about
34:44
shooting pool than you can. How many how many times did you
34:47
watch The Color of Money? Oh my God, that dude.
34:50
Paul Newman. Oh man, what a movie.
34:52
Hey, and I tell you and and as much as I love that when I
34:55
became an adult and became really got into movies that I I
34:58
didn't see as a kid because they were before my time when I
35:00
finally saw the Hustler with Jackie Gleason.
35:03
I mean, dude, what a movie. It's kind of like when because
35:06
we thought we thought color money was so good, then you go
35:09
back and watch that Well, now I can see why old timers probably
35:11
thought color money suck because I mean the the hustle was
35:14
basically perfect, but the. Yeah.
35:16
It was. Yeah, it was.
35:17
Yeah, I. Mean they Speaking of Paul Paul
35:19
Newman had a little interaction at what we talked about it on
35:23
the show last night. The Louisiana political Hall of
35:25
Fame. They filmed the movie blaze,
35:28
which Paul Newman played Earl K long in that movie and it was
35:34
filmed there in in Winfield, Louisiana, the home of Huey P
35:38
Long and all of that. They had this memorabilia.
35:41
They had this big sign in there that was signed by everybody
35:44
that was part of the cast, including Paul Newman.
35:48
And then they had other just a lot of, you know, a lot of
35:51
autographs on stuff while while they were in town.
35:54
But a lot of the things that were around back then, like
35:57
these old bars that Earl K Long would go to and all, they were
36:01
still intact. They were still there when they
36:04
filmed this in the late 80s, early early 90s, late 80s I
36:07
believe is when they filmed it. But all that stuff was still
36:10
there. They all stayed there in
36:12
Winfield. They had this little Mexican
36:15
restaurant that they all would hang out at like they just did.
36:19
The whole town of Winfield turned into a movie set.
36:22
I mean, I don't, you know, I was a kid when this was happening,
36:25
but I mean, you got freaking Paul Newman just chilling in
36:28
your town. How?
36:30
Amazing man, when I out there's a y'all remember the movie Slap
36:34
shot the hockey movie with Paul Newman in it.
36:36
So in Johnstown, PA is where that's filmed.
36:39
And we've played there a few times in that same building, the
36:41
War Memorial there in Johnstown. And you go to the little bar
36:44
right around the corner from the venue and there's still the
36:46
picture of Paul Newman and his Plaid pants.
36:48
I mean, same thing that I can imagine it was same thing there.
36:51
I bet they took over the town, were there for months filming
36:54
and there's picture of him at the bar where you know, so you
36:57
know, they just hung out at the local places and it was a lot
36:59
more chill back then too. Most definitely mostly no social
37:03
media and all of that stuff they had, they laid side.
37:05
Cell phones. Hey, come over here real quick.
37:07
He's right here. Yeah, exactly.
37:09
They they had a like a lot of the movie crew and all the
37:12
people that were part of that, they built a sidewalk while they
37:16
were there and they all signed it and did all that stuff.
37:20
I don't know if there's a Paul Newman signature in that.
37:22
I didn't stick around the I did. I forgot to ask and I didn't
37:25
look. But one of the coolest things, I
37:27
didn't mention this on the show last night that I came home with
37:31
totally just unbelievable. They have them here.
37:34
I kind of don't even want to tell people about this, but they
37:37
have the original. Huey P Long wrote a book called
37:41
Every Man a King, and it's his autobiography.
37:45
It's the autobiography of Huey P Longwell.
37:48
He had several of the first editions, like the very first
37:52
editions were shipped to his house are shipped to to New
37:56
Orleans and they still have them in that museum.
38:01
They have them for sale with a certificate of authenticity.
38:05
Oh really? Yes, and it is the old 1933 like
38:09
you can feel the pages. They're thicker, you know, just
38:12
the the texture and all. You can see there's some
38:16
wormholes where before they treated it, but they're just
38:19
very. Expensive. $25 What?
38:24
Yeah. Wow.
38:27
I'm, I'm considering going up back up there and buying the
38:30
whole, all of them, yeah. You should just corner the
38:32
market. Yeah, and then sell them.
38:35
And they and then they. Don't get an idea.
38:37
He's got a whole warehouse full of them, 750 each.
38:40
No, but I mean, they, it comes with an actual certificate of
38:43
authenticity. I mean, they, they still, there
38:45
was one trunk in the that they told us about.
38:49
They showed us there is still a trunk.
38:51
Probably. There's probably 50 or 60 books
38:55
in that deal. They.
38:56
Were more they weren't I need to if you go get I want to I may
39:01
we'll talk to you about it because I'd like to get that
39:03
that would be a cool gift for like my father-in-law, you know
39:06
or something to give my nephews to have to put in their
39:08
libraries when they. Almost walked out without it
39:11
too. Like I looked at it and I don't
39:13
have been. Yeah, there was. 250 that's
39:15
attracted. To books, but I'm I see a book
39:17
from 1930 and it's still like I'm like is this original?
39:22
Yes, this is first run and it comes with a what?
39:25
We. Let we were in the truck leaving
39:28
and I and and my wife Tammy's like I'm getting you that book.
39:32
You don't ever want anything like I'm going, I'm going back
39:35
down with all right, go get it. Go get.
39:37
The book. Good job.
39:38
Tammy, I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:40
I got to have one. I love to like, say, even if I
39:42
don't read the whole thing, man, I just like having it.
39:44
I love touching, looking at. It's cool.
39:45
Yeah, I'm, I've read the book. Actually I wrote a.
39:47
Term I want to read. It yeah, wrote a term paper on
39:49
Huey P Long. I've read that book and.
39:52
Make better chance to read it if you got it than if you don't.
39:55
I might read it again just to say I read an original on CD.
39:59
Or or digital copy of that. I don't think the Kingfish, I
40:02
don't think he dropped an autobiography, I don't think he
40:06
dropped it. I don't think he voices his.
40:09
Just imagine if he did. He would have.
40:13
I mean, I promise you that Cat would have been all over this
40:16
stuff. He would.
40:17
Have been as big as the person there.
40:20
Oh God, don't. You know it well, I've tried to
40:22
listen to some Hemingway books on audio and it it'll be some
40:25
famous person narrating it, you know, or talking it out.
40:30
But I still in my mind, I want to hear Hemingway's voice.
40:33
So because when I read it, I talk in his voice.
40:35
So it's like, it kind of throws me off.
40:37
But Hemingway obviously didn't record, you know, read all of
40:40
his books to record like that. Some, not all.
40:43
Kind of like the that that Fauci that Fauci book by RFK Junior.
40:49
Thank God RFK Junior doesn't read it.
40:51
Oh. Wow, that would be tough.
40:53
Hey, the opposite of that is one that one that you can get.
40:57
That is one of my all time favorite books.
40:59
While we're talking about books is Charlie Daniels.
41:01
Let's all make the day count and a great book.
41:04
He narrates it. This is actually his quotes.
41:08
But where is this other 10? Here it is, this one he narrates
41:14
and you can get it on audio book Never Look, Never Look at the
41:17
Empty Seats by Charlie Daniels. It's his autobiography and he
41:20
reads it. It's Charlie's voice.
41:21
It's just perfect. So that I'm interested in.
41:26
I'd rather listen to that than read it honestly.
41:28
Yeah, I, I did, I did, I did both.
41:31
But yeah, listen to him tell it's even better because it's
41:33
his voice and I got this on. I just do the audible thing and
41:37
I'll sign up and get a couple credits and then cancel it and.
41:39
Then I do the same thing, you know?
41:41
What I mean? If you hang on tight, they'll
41:44
give you a deal and they'll be like you can.
41:47
Join me that I said it's just Charlie Daniels.
41:49
Never, never look at the. Empty seats.
41:52
That's right, Pride, passion and performance.
41:55
He says Charlie says never look at the empty seats because
41:58
that's not who you're worried about.
41:59
You're worried about the people who did show up to see you.
42:01
Work. That's it.
42:02
Bubba Fan, 69, says he'd love a Bubba audiobook.
42:06
Yeah, could you imagine this? And he's telling the Gawker
42:11
story just. I mean, he he he's already told
42:15
it. The audio book is out there.
42:16
He just needs to piece his show together and to form it into a
42:19
book. It's there, he's dropped it.
42:22
Everything. There's no secrets with Bubba.
42:24
That's what it that's what's so appealing about it.
42:27
But yeah, I mean, we got to have him.
42:29
Great, wouldn't it? We got to have him read his own
42:31
auto autobiography and that's that's what's so good about like
42:36
good old J Rs autobiography that he's the narrator in it.
42:41
I just prefer to hear the person narrate their book because
42:45
you're RFK Junior. That's no knock on RFK Junior.
42:48
I like RFK Junior but I couldn't listen to a 27 hour book with
42:52
him narrating it, which I did. Because when you read in some,
42:57
when you read in a book, you read it in their voice.
43:00
Or if it's like a fiction book, you read it in the voice of the
43:05
person you think the character is.
43:06
You know, you're creating the character in your head.
43:08
So to read somebody's life story, you're going to probably
43:11
read it in their voice. So hear it in their voice is is
43:14
super cool, you know? Bubba fan says Did you ever hear
43:18
the Chris Jericho interview where Chris was using Bubba's
43:22
studios to record his book? Have not have not.
43:26
But I'm all about the Walls of Jericho brothers, so.
43:31
I'm the American Lion, I watched Jericho wrestle when he was
43:35
first and WCW is the American Lion.
43:37
I remember that back in the day. Yep.
43:38
The American Lion. Always been a huge fan of of
43:41
Jerry. Oh yeah, and his band Fozzie got
43:44
a rock band. I mean, he's.
43:45
Got they kick ass they're good he's.
43:47
Good. He's good.
43:48
He's just a hell of an entertainer, you know, he can do
43:50
it all. He really he can do it all.
43:53
And he put the time in, man, he's been working for a long
43:55
time. I mean, he and, you know, and
43:58
some big, big, big, you know, big angles.
44:03
Paul Rogers, like slap shot. Yeah, I do too.
44:04
Man what a great movie. Trying to listen to FA song.
44:09
Yeah, Paul's right. Waylon Jennings autobiography is
44:12
on Audible and he narrates it. Damn right it is.
44:15
It's also on Spotify, something that's Spotify.
44:18
Here you go for free Spotify. They have audio books now, very
44:23
similarly to the way Audible is. There's not the newest and
44:27
latest, but some of those older books like like Waylon Jennings.
44:31
You can listen to it on Spotify now.
44:33
Hey, I found a somebody turned me on to it was actually my
44:36
buddy Mike Diamond turned me on to a random one the other day
44:38
that's on Apple. I like Apple Music like just
44:41
like you would download a song. But you can find this audio
44:43
book. It's David Allen Coe.
44:45
It's called Whoopsie Daisy, and it's basically an his
44:48
autobiography that he's done a couple of them, but this one's
44:50
probably from like the early 90s.
44:53
And it's only about I think it's an hour and a half, two hours.
44:57
It's two parts. So it's like 3 or 4 hours tops,
45:00
the whole thing. But it's called Whoopsie Daisy.
45:02
It's good and it's him, it's David Allen Coe.
45:04
It's like, but it's put like it was recorded like ACD, like you
45:07
got the CD and recorded it and put it out, man, You know what I
45:10
mean? I I forgot to we talked about
45:12
David Allen Coe not too long ago and I completely bet that night
45:16
I was so worn out it kind of just flew over my head.
45:20
But I had a neighbor or not a neighbor.
45:22
I had a friend that tailgates at LSU and, and one of my best
45:28
friend, Colby Cook from from high school and all he tailgates
45:32
with them. So I go out there and there's
45:35
this old eagle and this old silver eagle sitting out there.
45:39
And I'm like, man, that thing's old and awesome.
45:42
Well, it's our boys. It's Bears.
45:45
It's our buddy Bears bus. Guess who's bus that was?
45:49
That was David Allen Coe's tour bus in 1980.
45:53
Fucking three, dude. Wow.
45:55
Yeah. So, yeah, Can you imagine?
45:59
Wow. And it was untouched.
46:01
Original everything. Original couch, bed.
46:06
Yeah. He had mirrors everywhere in
46:08
that thing. Everywhere.
46:10
He was he's a he's an odd cat. Listen to that book, Whoopsie
46:12
Daisy. Check that out on on on Apple
46:15
Music or wherever you find it that's worth.
46:16
Listening to. All DAC I say signs at all in it
46:19
DAC. It was text DAC.
46:24
Even when he said yeah, you told us that even when he sends a
46:26
text, he still has to. Just in case you didn't know who
46:29
this was from, the title at the top of your phone doesn't say
46:33
David Allen Coe, because I'm pretty sure that most people
46:36
would put that in their phone if you had his number.
46:40
Like, look who's calling me. You know, you're right.
46:43
That's right, that's not the day I got Bubba the loves number I
46:46
put you think I'd put anything else but Bubba the love sponge
46:50
up there, you know what I mean? There's no confusion when I get
46:52
a text from him. You didn't go BTSL on that.
46:54
You don't have to do all that the whole way I had.
46:57
To do that, Bubba, there you are.
47:00
Hell yeah, because it messes you up.
47:02
If you try to be clever, you try to be cute.
47:04
And put some initials down or something.
47:06
And then you don't remember who it was forever.
47:08
And you're like, I had their number.
47:09
Yeah, I had it under something stupid.
47:10
Phone, dude, If somebody gets in your phone, you lock your phone
47:12
up. You know what I mean?
47:13
That's your own fault. Like so, yeah, I just had, you
47:16
just have to put numbers in there.
47:17
I mean, you're right. I mean, we, we don't have the
47:19
Rolodex that Jr. has obviously, you know.
47:21
Not. Not even.
47:23
Not by a long shot. You know whose phone number?
47:25
I do. I did have for a long time and I
47:28
it's still in there. I don't know.
47:28
It's still the same Nick Saban. I had Nick Saban's cell number
47:32
for years. Saber, remember whenever I had
47:35
that quarterback for Texas number?
47:37
I don't remember his name now. That's how irrelevant he was.
47:41
Wow. Bitch, I'm probably listening,
47:43
thinking. Thanks man, thanks for putting
47:45
me over. No, it was, it was in 2019.
47:49
Oh, very recent. You had his?
47:50
Oh, yes, it was at. I was at your house.
47:53
Yes. And we texted him that.
47:55
Yes. Sam Eller.
47:57
That's his name. Sam Eller.
47:59
Yeah. He hadn't ended up.
48:01
He did what I thought he would do.
48:03
Nothing. Anyhow.
48:06
Horns down, baby. Oh my God.
48:08
Yeah, they're welcome to the SEC, asshole.
48:11
It's. Going to be a hey resting
48:13
football season this year for sure.
48:15
We got a finals game on to the game.
48:17
I was just. Looking.
48:17
We do. We do now, Yeah, I'm not.
48:19
I'm not sure. Let's take a little talk about
48:21
the Finals. I wasn't even aware that it
48:23
started tonight. I knew this.
48:24
Dallas and Boston are playing. I understand.
48:26
You know the whole car. Well, look, I mean, that's I'm
48:28
just taking, I'm just taking one from the Bubba the Love sponge
48:32
deal. What's the hottest topic right
48:33
now? I know we're live at 7:00 PM.
48:35
It's the NBA final Finals. It's 20 to 15.
48:38
Boston's up early first quarter, about halfway through the first
48:41
quarter. There's your update.
48:43
There we go. Yeah, Yeah.
48:46
So yeah, I wanted to tell a couple of things last night when
48:49
we did this show, kind of we ended it.
48:50
And I'm like, hey, I have a bunch of notes of stuff that we
48:53
never even got. Thanks for tuning.
48:55
In you guys, it's been a great show again.
48:57
I'll see y'all next week doing something.
48:58
Again, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
49:00
Pride, passion and performance got to go into.
49:03
Commercial. Don't worry, I'm I'm not
49:09
sabotaging it like I did with my Patreon plug.
49:12
By the way, you should go check out our Patreon Tigs bits.
49:15
There is exclusive content and our boy Paul Rogers can tell you
49:20
we dropped stuff that's still not been dropped.
49:22
Like there's stuff over there that probably I'll never see
49:25
light of day things over there that are kind of fun.
49:27
Anyhow, I digress. I saw yesterday I was at A at a
49:32
local gym working out with my son.
49:36
It's the summer, he's starting football here in about a month,
49:39
month and 1/2. He wants to get in good shape.
49:42
We've rejoined the gym and and we're working on some stuff, you
49:46
know. So we've we've been having fun,
49:48
but I ran into my old pal Richard Condon.
49:51
You guys don't know him, but he's basically Baton Rouge's
49:56
version of Bubba the Love Sponge for no, it ain't even close.
50:00
Like he for real is. He was a shock jock in the late
50:04
80s, early 90s. I mean, like, but a local
50:09
regional shock jock. You know that one of those guys,
50:12
Jr. you've had to do media stuff with these guys and he still has
50:15
a show on. He still has a show on 98.1.
50:19
It's a flagship station of LSU. It's a big, you know, big FM
50:23
station, rock station here in Baton Rouge.
50:26
Huge reach. And he still has Condon
50:30
uncensored. In the mornings, he goes crazy.
50:33
I mean, he tells he is polarizing, to say the least.
50:37
But he and I used to work together when I worked at Hogan
50:39
Hardwoods Blossy. So, yeah, So we worked here in
50:43
Baton Rouge, not whenever I lived over there, but just
50:48
hilarious, dude. He's funny.
50:50
His radio personality is polar opposite of how he is actually
50:54
in real life. You know, like, what you see is
50:56
what you get from us. Like, this is who we are.
51:00
He is a little bit more controversial and edgy and and
51:03
stuff, but he still has very strong opinions.
51:06
Anyhow, I saw him yesterday and he gave us high, high praise
51:13
about our show, our chemistry, how well we work together, all
51:18
of that stuff, all the stuff you'd want to hear.
51:21
He doesn't throw compliments out like that like that doesn't
51:25
just, yeah, he doesn't just say this kind of stuff at all.
51:29
In fact, to even hear him say something positive was like mind
51:33
blowing, but it really meant something to me.
51:35
I wanted to share that with you guys last night.
51:37
He's a, he's a Baton Rouge legend.
51:40
You loving, you hate him. He's you know, but he's a
51:43
legend. No one can deny that.
51:45
Yes Sir. Yes, Sir.
51:46
So he's been listening, He's been checking us out.
51:48
Man. There's more people.
51:50
Yeah, let's hold him on. If he ever tell him to jump on
51:52
and give us 10 minutes, chop it. Up I'm going to see him often.
51:55
That's what I told him because I used to see him all the time.
51:57
I work out the YMCA and, and our gym that we both used to work
52:02
out at closed and once COVID hit, I just dropped my gym
52:06
membership because it wasn't open for a while and I just
52:09
started walking from my house every day.
52:11
Well, Riley want to do this. I'm like hell yeah, let's get
52:14
back in the gym. I love it.
52:15
I love running on on one of those $10,000 ellipticals that I
52:20
will never have at my house. You know, I love ellipticals.
52:23
So bam, I'm back in the gym. I will get felt before the end
52:26
of this summer. Dude, I need to.
52:27
Send y'all some pictures of our gym they just added.
52:30
At Hammock they. Dude, you will not believe it.
52:33
They just added $200,000 worth of equipment and it was already
52:37
nice. 15 years ago. And that that's not they built a
52:41
that was the old gym. They closed that downturn that
52:43
into a Community Center and we built 15000 square foot.
52:47
What now? The 5000 square foot when they
52:49
took it, opened up the old gym and made it more of a cardio
52:53
room and different more of machine stuff.
52:55
This other room right now, dude, I'll put this up against any gym
52:59
in any community subdivision on the planet.
53:02
It is. Absolutely 5000 square foot gym
53:06
we've got. 7500 square feet of gym in our neighborhood with two
53:10
between the two gyms. Yeah.
53:12
So yeah, there's no excuse anymore.
53:14
They've got everything. I like some of the machine stuff
53:16
they have now. It's the weight loaded stuff
53:18
too, but really nice weight loaded stuff.
53:20
So it's good and they got some good the cable crossover
53:23
machines which I hadn't had. You have you have like sauna,
53:27
steam room, pool, any of that stuff.
53:29
Nah, yeah, this isn't the executive place, right?
53:31
You know what I mean? Now we've got swimming pools.
53:33
We got five swimming pools Outback.
53:35
Yes, there's plenty of swimming pool there's.
53:36
But you know, what we need is a I'd love to have a sauna or
53:40
steam room that is. We don't have that.
53:42
It's kind of strange that's got showers and all that other
53:44
stuff. I mean, when I went to my, my
53:46
favorite of all time was Downtown Y in Nashville, which
53:49
was great. I mean, I met all kinds of cool
53:51
people. They had that steam room.
53:52
It had the steam room, the sauna, the the every kind of
53:55
court you could imagine. The Olympics, you know, the long
53:57
lap pool all at on the roof had a pool.
54:00
They had, you know, hot tubs. They didn't have the this was
54:02
before the cold plunge era, but I'm sure they have those now.
54:04
But you know, a real up gym to me is like, you know, because I
54:09
like to work out and play ball. I I like it all really.
54:11
I need a pool. I need a basketball court.
54:14
You know, I like, I need weight room, I'd like in a sauna in the
54:18
steam room or at least one of the two, preferably both.
54:20
You can alternate and then a, a pool to get in to cool off.
54:24
And then, you know, I mean, ideally.
54:26
And then now with the cold plunge thing, that's that's a
54:28
nice option for people too. And I know, like we played the
54:32
Atmore, the casino up and Atmore recently and their their workout
54:37
facilities. They have the cold plunge next
54:39
to like the steam room and stuff.
54:41
I thought that. Would be yeah, My wife doesn't.
54:43
My wife has a pool. It has a lap pool.
54:45
It has a regular swimming pool, too.
54:48
Summer camps are going on, though, right now.
54:50
So like, I can't. Yeah.
54:52
So like it's not usable. It's just.
54:54
On the weekends and all, yeah. Do they provide you with towels
54:57
at your at your gym? They don't.
55:00
No, they most don't downtown. Why all the stags?
55:03
There was a guy just steadily folding these mounds of on this
55:06
on this table of towels. You get there with a good.
55:09
Job just for that guy. Yes, you just load the bins up
55:12
taking them and fill doing lots of stuff, but you all but you
55:14
can use as many as you. Nice when I lived.
55:17
There, that's nice though. I love, I love it.
55:20
Like go working out in a hotel gym.
55:22
They have the towels there, they have the water.
55:26
The machine actually works like a rare occurrence when this
55:30
actually all happens, but it's it's happened to me lately it's
55:33
worked out really good mine. I love that he.
55:37
Yeah, I'm saying mine here. We have the Bodenhammer Center
55:39
here in Gulf Shores where I live now.
55:41
It's not, we don't have HOA here.
55:43
So it's not you have to pay, but it's only like 300 bucks a year
55:47
for both for a couple, you know. So it's.
55:49
That's fantastic. I do that in a heartbeat.
55:52
I do that right now and the. Y it's got an expensive, it's
55:55
got a nice no and it's got a nice pool inside indoor pool and
55:59
it's not heated, but it usually stays a good temperature and
56:03
it's got a Rockwall on one side you can climb and stuff.
56:05
Oh. That's.
56:06
Pretty fancy, but it does. It has the sauna only, not steam
56:10
room and doesn't have a cold plunge.
56:12
But it's got the basketball court.
56:14
It's got a lot of tennis courts, outdoor stuff, but big weight
56:17
room. They just did a couple
56:20
$1,000,000 upgrade and actually going back to the downtown Y
56:23
Nashville before I left right at the end when I was living in
56:27
Nashville in 2014 fifteen they had done like a 20 something
56:31
thousand million dollar remodel on that downtown and made it
56:34
even more sweet than it was before.
56:37
A lot of upgrades on it but but a nice gym is nice to have.
56:41
But Blasey's but yours is part of your HOA so you don't have to
56:44
pay. Absolutely.
56:45
It's all included. You know, it's pretty crazy
56:47
people. Some people complain.
56:48
I've been here for a long time, this neighborhood, watch it grow
56:50
and watch it, you know, just prosper.
56:52
And Brantley was here when the 1st that gym got me started on a
56:56
weight loss journey. I think I'd be dead right now if
56:59
it wasn't for that gym, to be honest, right here.
57:02
There's no excuse not to go. I'm, I'm leaving the
57:04
neighborhood. I drive by it, it's right there.
57:05
Just pull in there. And so now it's, it's great to
57:08
have. Dude, listen, our HOA dudes are
57:10
unbelievable. We have we, we pay $162.00 a
57:12
month and that includes that hasn't.
57:15
Gone up that much? It has not.
57:17
You know, his goal was to try to keep it at 100.
57:19
Just unfortunately it's just, it's impossible today with this
57:22
economy, right? But it's 100 and that includes
57:25
DIRECTV and all your HOA dues with includes all the amenities,
57:29
the gym and the pools and the tennis courts and the pickleball
57:32
courts and the basketball courts and the, you know, just the
57:34
whole neighborhood, you know what I mean?
57:35
There's all kind of stuff right here.
57:36
So dude, you can't beat it. It's not the best, I mean that
57:40
that DIRECTV package is 130 bucks by itself.
57:44
You know, wow, so everybody now they they quit that crappy ass
57:47
cable company that was there. What was?
57:49
Yeah, yeah, that joke of a company.
57:52
So now everybody, they provide the satellite, the little
57:55
dishes. And they kept into the hardwired
57:57
system. So it's DIRECTV, but you don't
57:59
have satellites on your house? It's in.
58:01
I love it. They've got it.
58:02
Wow, I didn't understand how they do it.
58:03
It's almost the main center. And then they distributed.
58:05
Somebody told Jay, look, we got to get this thing fixed, man.
58:09
There's too many. There's too many people out
58:11
here. It was whenever I lived there,
58:13
Handler, it was there was probably, I'd say less than 200
58:17
people out there. Yeah.
58:19
Well, when you say 202 hundred occupied houses, probably less
58:23
than houses probably 100. 200 and. 50 people maybe, maybe
58:28
total three or four and there's what do you, what would you say
58:30
is out there now? 10,000, the population, it's
58:33
close to that, yeah. It's like, I'm going to say like
58:36
8500, yeah, in this area. Yeah.
58:39
It's, yeah, it's still growing, yeah.
58:41
Paul says he's been exercising as much as possible without
58:44
access to a gym. Paul, been seeing what you've
58:47
been doing online, brother. You keep that up, dude.
58:49
He's eating. Right, working out, dude, push
58:53
ups, sit ups. Hey dude, running, walking,
58:55
moving, wiggling. Just keep all wiggling.
58:57
That's what I tell people. Just don't stop, man.
58:59
And check out those there's, there's DDP DY workouts on there
59:02
too, Paul, check those out. DDPY, you can find some on
59:05
YouTube, some different stuff. That's good stuff to do.
59:07
I'm jumping back into D I'm I'm going to jump back into DDPYI
59:11
just have working out with Riley kind of I'm trying to teach him
59:15
some of the things that he's going to learn and playing
59:17
football. So I'm right, I'm just going and
59:20
working out on the elliptical and and pumping a little on
59:23
some. They have these cool machines
59:25
that I have to get this wristband for, but it's all like
59:28
E machines and it walks you through it and you go these it's
59:32
kind of like you're playing a game.
59:34
What's a resist? I've watched a couple of people.
59:36
I've never done one of those, so I'm going to do some of that.
59:38
That looks kind of fun. You know, just so.
59:41
I may end up as getting flat out ripped by the end of this deal.
59:45
It'll be you'll just be just I hate Speaking of RIP Brantley.
59:49
Listen, since it's my birthday, I want y'all to keep talking for
59:52
a minute. It's if I were to send you a
59:53
picture, text it to you, could you get that off your phone, get
59:57
it into here and be able to pull it up in a few minutes?
1:00:00
I would have to leave the the here because my my phone is the
1:00:04
camera. Oh.
1:00:05
There's your teaser for next week's show.
1:00:06
Anywhere I can send it? No, I want to.
1:00:08
Is there anywhere I can you could e-mail it to me?
1:00:10
Maybe at tigsbits. Can you e-mail it to me?
1:00:13
I mean Tigsbits? Yep, Tigsbits at Gmail.
1:00:16
Give me a second. I'm going to do something real
1:00:18
quick. This will be.
1:00:19
I've got a few. Minutes left, I'm going to have
1:00:20
to bounce for two long boys. I saw my my man Smokey Otis down
1:00:24
at the Sloop a minute ago when I went to get me a chimichanga and
1:00:28
he's playing 7:00 to 9:00 or 7:00 to 10:00 tonight, so, and
1:00:31
he said his daughter's playing with tonight, so I'm going to
1:00:33
get up. And go down there and watch
1:00:34
them. Well, I'm kind of wish I.
1:00:36
Cherise left and when I came into podcast, Cherise got her
1:00:38
bike out of the back house and took off since she was going to
1:00:41
the brewery. So my wife, boys, I'm leaving
1:00:44
home tomorrow. My wife's out drinking so we
1:00:46
better have to wrap this up here in a little.
1:00:48
Bit. Yeah, Yeah.
1:00:49
Well, yeah, I understood. Understood.
1:00:52
Or she's out visiting. I shouldn't say that.
1:00:54
I don't know if she's drinking or not.
1:00:55
Her friend, she's going to see her friend Autumn, so I don't
1:00:57
know. And you maybe just having like a
1:00:59
a little glass. Of tell you this the Sloop
1:01:01
though, they're specials. They got me on their Facebook
1:01:04
post today. I was scrolling through and they
1:01:05
they put their daily lunch or their daily food specials.
1:01:08
Today was like a tuna dip, a swamp soup, a chimichanga
1:01:15
chicken chimichanga with beans and rice is what I went with.
1:01:17
And then they had like fish and chips, like 3 pieces of cod and
1:01:22
and house fries in coleslaw. And I was like, man, I told
1:01:26
Charisse we, we had, we were going to cook.
1:01:27
We cooked last two nights and I was like, let's just go to the
1:01:30
Sloop. I don't even want to deal with
1:01:31
They got good options. Let's just go down there,
1:01:33
support the local business, you know what I mean?
1:01:36
And then I saw my buddy Smokey Otis, entertainer from down here
1:01:40
who's who's great man. I love his stuff.
1:01:42
What kind of music Smokey Otis play?
1:01:44
Man, he does all kinds of stuff anywhere from like rock'n'roll,
1:01:49
like the classics to I mean he he can cover a lot of ground.
1:01:52
He's got that Smokey voice, like he'd think Smokey Otis.
1:01:55
And he plays guitar and he I mean he, he's awesome.
1:01:57
And Chicago Bob his his drummer was there with him tonight.
1:02:00
So I've never seen him do a two piece thing like that.
1:02:03
So I was like, I got to get back down there and catch a piece of
1:02:06
that, but I still got to pack, already checked in my flight and
1:02:10
I got to stop by a job tomorrow my way out of town.
1:02:11
I got to fly to Nebraska tomorrow to do a show.
1:02:14
Yeah, I was going to ask where you where?
1:02:16
Where's it at this? Weekend.
1:02:18
No, not Nebraska, sorry. That's next week.
1:02:20
This week I'm going to Goodhue, Minnesota, going to the Goodhue
1:02:24
Minnesota Volks Fest, Country Festival up in Minnesota.
1:02:28
So I'm going to think I'm actually going to.
1:02:30
Weather ought to be Weather ought to be all right up there
1:02:33
for that. You know, it's early.
1:02:35
It's June, so hopefully not too too too crazy hot.
1:02:41
Yeah, hopefully no, hopefully no rain.
1:02:43
You know, we get the show in and.
1:02:45
Do y'all if it rains? So I saw this.
1:02:47
This is a a question I do have for you because I saw this clip
1:02:51
the other day of Metallica huge Metallica guy.
1:02:54
They're playing this show in Germany and it's just it's
1:02:57
storming. It's rain wasn't the light.
1:02:59
The storm had passed the you know, it was just lightning off
1:03:03
in the distance, but it was still raining.
1:03:06
Can they play? And they were playing with all
1:03:08
their instruments and drums, like when they would hit the
1:03:10
cymbal, it was crashing off and all.
1:03:13
Like, I mean, can they play all those instruments in in rain?
1:03:17
Yeah, to an extent. Yeah.
1:03:19
The thing, the thing with storms is, is, is wind rating and
1:03:22
lightning. If lightning's within X amount
1:03:24
of miles, whatever the insurance policy is on the building and
1:03:27
the and the crowd and audience, you have to do certain things.
1:03:31
If it's within 7 miles or five miles, you have to evacuate,
1:03:35
wait 30 minutes to the last strike and then bring everybody
1:03:37
back. Or if the wind rating is above,
1:03:40
if the wind is going to be more than the stage and the the
1:03:43
awning and all that's rated for then.
1:03:45
You got to get well, how did Metallica just.
1:03:47
They just kept, well, that's what we were saying.
1:03:48
Well, it must, it must, you know, and it could be a
1:03:51
different country. I don't know.
1:03:52
They were in Germany. They were in Germany.
1:03:54
They could have said we'll take the liability if something
1:03:56
happens, or it could have been there was no lightning in the
1:03:58
wind was if it's just rain, they'll play.
1:04:00
Yeah, you can play and rain all day.
1:04:01
It was lightning. Over the overhead.
1:04:03
Until you ruined gear, until gear starts malfunctioning.
1:04:06
Like, you have to immediately get all that gear clean.
1:04:08
You're going to ruin some mics. You're going to get some stuff
1:04:10
wet. You're going to have to be doing
1:04:11
some some moisture mitigation as soon as, as soon, as, as soon as
1:04:16
the show's over. But you can play and rain until
1:04:18
something craps out or get struck.
1:04:20
But everything should be grounded.
1:04:21
You should be good. Yeah, Yeah, All right.
1:04:23
What are you 2 giggling about with?
1:04:25
This son of a bitch, I'm gonna do it.
1:04:28
Are you? Really.
1:04:29
Yeah, I'm gonna do it. This is so.
1:04:30
Hey, can I? Yeah.
1:04:32
I'm gonna let Blacy explain it. This is not one of my proudest
1:04:36
moments. I'm gonna be honest.
1:04:37
With you ladies and gentlemen. Pride, it's about this is magic
1:04:41
right here. So listen here.
1:04:42
You go. I mean this is an exclusive.
1:04:44
Y'all ready for this? Hold on.
1:04:46
Oh, you just threw it out there. You can.
1:04:47
I just. I can't.
1:04:48
I can't. I can't.
1:04:50
Yeah, I can remove it. We were, we were in Mobile at
1:04:53
the Senior Bowl and we're over there hanging out and we're
1:04:56
hanging out at Daniel Brown's house and we're having a big
1:04:59
time. We go live, you know, I get all
1:05:00
wired up. I start yelling at him.
1:05:02
He yelling at me about Mobile. That's why I'm on my.
1:05:04
Yeah, he's the Bachelor of Mobile because of this night,
1:05:07
Yes. But dude, somehow he, he morphed
1:05:12
into bubble of love sponge. Like we're just sitting there on
1:05:14
the couch, he said. Watch this and he started doing
1:05:17
like the side profile. I was taking his pictures and I
1:05:19
was like, dude, you look just like Bubba.
1:05:21
How did you just morph into Bubba right here on the spot?
1:05:23
It was mind blowing. Like it looked just like, oh
1:05:26
fuck, I was hanging out with Bubba the love spunk.
1:05:27
Look at this. Can you look at there?
1:05:30
There's Bubba Love Spunk sitting there.
1:05:31
Blummy Blummy Bubba no net. Get over here.
1:05:33
Blummy hootie. Hootie Nobody.
1:05:36
Likes me. That I don't have my
1:05:39
impersonation completely perfect.
1:05:41
I wish you could zoom that up a little bit.
1:05:43
That is so good. Can you make it bigger?
1:05:47
Bring it on in. Oh my God, look at that Bubba
1:05:49
love sponge right there. Look at that.
1:05:52
Put a little goatee in there, dude.
1:05:53
They just like him. Oh my God, it's so terrible.
1:05:57
So yeah, everybody that got me on that, that picture, that
1:06:01
picture made me decide, Oh my God, I've got to get back in the
1:06:05
gym. I've got to start.
1:06:07
I got to get after it, you know, I mean.
1:06:09
Well, we know what we know what Tiggs is going to Halloween as
1:06:11
this year. I mean, at this point I don't, I
1:06:16
don't know if I'll be a, I'll be a, I need, I will.
1:06:20
Yes, I can. I can look like a young Bubba, a
1:06:24
spelt young Bubba. I can do this.
1:06:27
Bubba, you see, wear the same. Clothes he would wear.
1:06:30
Yeah, he morphs around too. A haircut.
1:06:32
Yeah, yeah. No, no clothes.
1:06:34
Bubba and I relate a lot. I completely understand Bubba
1:06:38
and everything that he does totally.
1:06:42
Well, maybe not everything that's that's not true.
1:06:45
But you understand him. Took it a little too little.
1:06:49
Yeah, I kind of let me. Crawfish.
1:06:52
Me reel myself back a little bit on that one.
1:06:55
Not not Eric Andre this thing. Let me reel it back.
1:06:59
Hey, let's we're diving this to another day.
1:07:00
I know DJ always got to get going, but that Aston Forbes
1:07:03
deal with Alex Stein on Malaysian Airlines flight 370
1:07:07
guys, I mean it sounded like a funny ha ha until he got on
1:07:10
there and laid stuff out like briefly please.
1:07:13
Please. Do tell dude, he's got this,
1:07:16
this all right? You know, he's got some footage.
1:07:20
He he rolls out and it's heat. What what, what do you call
1:07:24
that? The heat you know it shows like
1:07:26
the heat sensor footage. Yeah, like heat data like like
1:07:29
from the satellite. Yeah, it's thermal, green
1:07:32
thermal. Thank you.
1:07:33
Thermal imaging of the flight, allegedly of the plane flying
1:07:36
through. And there was these three orbs
1:07:38
that surrounded it. And he's like he, he challenges
1:07:40
any scientist to like debunk this.
1:07:42
And he was like, please, please come forward.
1:07:44
And nobody has and these three orbs are around the front of the
1:07:47
plane and there's this thermal imaging and suddenly they
1:07:50
tighten, they tighten, they tighten.
1:07:51
And then this circular thing that just comes open and they go
1:07:55
through what he thinks is like it actually, you know, just a, a
1:08:02
portal that takes them to somewhere else, not to another
1:08:06
dimension in time, but just like a what do you call that like a
1:08:11
hyperlink where you. Like a portal?
1:08:15
Or yeah, portal to travel like from here to San Francisco
1:08:18
really fast. What?
1:08:19
Would you call that like, you know what I mean?
1:08:21
You go to a. They've been transponded.
1:08:24
They've been. Teleported.
1:08:26
Teleported. There it is.
1:08:27
Thank you. Sorry I'm not an I just saw this
1:08:29
today and was looking at it. So it that flight teleported to
1:08:33
this base somewhere off of like South of Asia and there's this
1:08:39
eight dude, he's got all this data on this and and like the
1:08:41
cell phone records, all people's cell phones kept ringing for
1:08:44
four days later. And it's like, why were they
1:08:47
still ringing if they had plunged into the Gulf?
1:08:50
But dude, this footage is pretty wild to watch.
1:08:52
This plane just go, this black hole and this whole go and it
1:08:56
just closes and this plane's gone.
1:08:58
And this is on Alex Stein. Like he did this?
1:09:02
Last night or tonight? When?
1:09:03
Was No, it was, it was last night, I believe, OK.
1:09:07
And what was the guy's name? Again, his name is Ashton
1:09:09
Forbes. All right, dude, yeah, he's got
1:09:12
pretty crazy. I mean, it's too smart.
1:09:13
He's not dumb, but it's it's pretty, it's pretty far fetched.
1:09:16
Now let's let's be real. But it's, he's pretty dialed in.
1:09:20
It's not, it's not me up there arguing it, right?
1:09:22
You know, like I just tried to do.
1:09:24
What do you call that? You know, black hole,
1:09:28
telescoping, whatever, teleporting.
1:09:30
You know what I'm talking about. All right.
1:09:34
Boy, anyway, Jr., you got to get out of here, buddy.
1:09:37
Yep, Yep, let's get out of here fellas.
1:09:39
Everybody enjoyed, enjoyed being with y'all.
1:09:43
As always, appreciate the chat. We're going to do this again
1:09:46
next week. Y'all make sure to like this,
1:09:48
share it, do all of that good stuff and we'll see y'all.