Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / The creepy things kids say

Transcript

The creepy things kids say · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: It's spooky season. We like to get into so many
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: different things. There's such a huge umbrella, and every year we.
• 0:04
  Speaker 2: Get into creepy things kids have said to you. Cheyenne,
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: what's a creepy thing a kid said to you?
• 0:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was at a park, and this little boy
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: ran up to me, and he said, Hey, I know you.
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: And I said, Oh, you do? And he said, Yeah,
• 0:21
  Speaker 3: you have two older brothers and three dogs and a cat.
• 0:26
  Speaker 3: And I looked at him, and I said, Uh... how
• 0:28
  Speaker 3: do you know that? And he said, I don't know.
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: And he said, and your.
• 0:32
  Speaker 4: Little dog is black.
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: And he went about his day.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: And all those things are true?
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all of them. Yeah. I have two older brothers.
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: I have three dogs and a cat. I have two
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: big dogs and my littlest dog, he's black.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: Wow. Is that kid your son?
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: No, I have never seen this kid in my life.
• 0:58
  Speaker 5: He just approached me at the park.
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: I was pregnant with my daughter and I was sitting
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: at the bench. I had no idea who he was.
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: He just came up to me out of the blue.
• 1:07
  Speaker 3: I didn't know his parents.
• 1:09
  Speaker 6: I knew nothing about him.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: That's pretty creepy. Thanks, Cheyenne. Thanks for listening. You're welcome,
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: and I'm a huge fan.
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: Hi, everybody. I've been listening for like 16 years, and
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: I'm low-key fangirling right now, and I'm trying to keep
• 1:24
  Speaker 3: my cool.
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: We can psychic you, too. How did you enjoy your
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: side of broccoli for dinner last night?
• 1:32
  Speaker 3: All right, listen. My girls love broccoli. If I steam broccoli,
• 1:36
  Speaker 3: they will just Grab it off a plate and walk
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: around with it with a fork.
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: And I'm not lying.
• 1:41
  Speaker 3: It's the weirdest thing because I'm not really a fan
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: of broccoli.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: We can do psychic stuff. See? Just did it right there.
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: That's as far as we go. Just broccoli psychics. All right, Cheyenne.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: Have a great day. Thank you so much for listening.
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: You guys too. Thank you.
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: Hi, Nicole. What's the creepiest thing a kid said to you?
• 1:58
  Speaker 7: Okay. Well, it's actually my own five-year-old son.
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: I really believe.
• 2:04
  Speaker 7: That he is possessed. And I'm actually scared of him.
• 2:07
  Speaker 8: Seriously.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: Okay. What happened?
• 2:10
  Speaker 7: Well, it was like two days ago. He looked me
• 2:13
  Speaker 7: dead in the face and he said... You're not my
• 2:15
  Speaker 7: real mommy. My real mommy is the one who lives
• 2:18
  Speaker 7: inside you. I'm okay.
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:24
  Speaker 7: And he likes to do these creepy things with these eyes.
• 2:29
  Speaker 7: They just don't look like his eyes. And when I
• 2:31
  Speaker 7: ask if he's fine, you know, he swears up and down.
• 2:35
  Speaker 7: He's okay. There's nothing wrong with him. But I don't know.
• 2:39
  Speaker 7: Tell me why last night I woke up around 3 a.m.,
• 2:42
  Speaker 7: And he's just standing there, inches away from my face,
• 2:47
  Speaker 7: and he's staring at me. And then when I ask
• 2:49
  Speaker 7: him what he's doing, he says, I'm waiting for you
• 2:52
  Speaker 7: to leave so she can come out.
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 2:57
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 2:57
  Speaker 6: I locked my door.
• 2:58
  Speaker 7: I locked my bedroom door after that. And this morning,
• 3:03
  Speaker 7: he was, like, asking why he thought a lock would
• 3:05
  Speaker 7: stop him.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: Jeez.
• 3:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, heck no.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: What the heck, Nicole?
• 3:10
  Speaker 5: You need a priest in your house anytime.
• 3:13
  Speaker 9: We need to check in on Nicole every now and
• 3:15
  Speaker 9: then to make sure she's still okay.
• 3:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah keep checking on.
• 3:19
  Speaker 5: Me but that's what they say about like when spirits
• 3:22
  Speaker 5: into your body like you can tell by the person's
• 3:24
  Speaker 5: eyes like if it looks like I've seen it yeah
• 3:27
  Speaker 5: it's weird you gotta have someone check that out.
• 3:30
  Speaker 9: It's your five-year-old yeah that's right I have so many
• 3:33
  Speaker 9: like I don't think I could lock the door while
• 3:36
  Speaker 9: my five-year-old's on the outside.
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: I think I'd have to if it was.
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: Her I mean it is creepy but dang way to
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: go Nicole thanks for calling.
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: In yeah thank you I mean, she obviously wins, right?
• 3:48
  Speaker 5: You're like way to go, Nicole. Congratulations on having a
• 3:51
  Speaker 5: demon child.
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: Ashley, the creepiest thing a kid said to you. Good morning.
• 3:55
  Speaker 8: Good morning.
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 3:57
  Speaker 8: Hi. So my little sister, when she was about three,
• 4:01
  Speaker 8: I think I was about 11, she was sleeping on
• 4:03
  Speaker 8: our couch. My dad loves watching scary movies. So when
• 4:08
  Speaker 8: she was sleeping, I can't even remember what movie we
• 4:10
  Speaker 8: were watching, but she had turned over in her sleep,
• 4:12
  Speaker 8: and she had this big grin on her face, and
• 4:15
  Speaker 8: she said.
• 4:16
  Speaker 4: I see dead people.
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: Like the movie?
• 4:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like The Sixth Sense, but we weren't watching it
• 4:23
  Speaker 8: at that time, and we all thought she was awake,
• 4:25
  Speaker 8: so we kept pushing her, but she was completely asleep.
• 4:27
  Speaker 8: She does not remember doing it or anything.
• 4:29
  Speaker 9: But has she seen the movie? Has she heard that
• 4:32
  Speaker 9: phrase before, or she just said that organically?
• 4:35
  Speaker 8: She might have heard it, but she wasn't watching it.
• 4:38
  Speaker 5: That's so creepy to say in your sleep, regardless.
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: Very creepy. Very creepy. Well, thank you, Ashley.
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 4:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, of course.
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: Have a great day. Haley, what's the creepiest thing a
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: kid has ever said to you?
• 4:51
  Speaker 6: When I was about seven, I.
• 4:52
  Speaker 10: Used to tell my parents, like, I remembered living in
• 4:55
  Speaker 10: a different house, like, with a completely different family, but
• 5:00
  Speaker 10: I couldn't exactly remember anything past my seventh birthday. So
• 5:03
  Speaker 10: I'd literally.
• 5:04
  Speaker 4: Cry and beg them to take me back to this, like,
• 5:07
  Speaker 4: yellow house with this red front door, very specific, because
• 5:11
  Speaker 4: I kept telling my family, like, My family was inside
• 5:16
  Speaker 4: the house. So years later, my.
• 5:20
  Speaker 6: Mom brought it up at Thanksgiving as a funny story.
• 5:22
  Speaker 6: And I was curious, so I just decided to Google
• 5:25
  Speaker 6: the address like I used to repeat as a kid.
• 5:27
  Speaker 4: So there's an address too.
• 5:30
  Speaker 6: Not only was this house real, but I found an
• 5:33
  Speaker 6: old newspaper article about the family of four who died
• 5:37
  Speaker 6: in this massive house fire back in the 80s. And
• 5:41
  Speaker 6: there was a seven-year-old girl That was a daughter and
• 5:44
  Speaker 6: was one of the victims.
• 5:46
  Speaker 11: That's crazy.
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You think that could be you?
• 5:50
  Speaker 6: She looked exactly like me. She had the same birthmark
• 5:53
  Speaker 6: on her face.
• 5:55
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 5:57
  Speaker 6: And there's more. I can't. I'm still like, every time
• 5:59
  Speaker 6: I tell this story, my body gets hot.
• 6:01
  Speaker 4: It's just insane.
• 6:02
  Speaker 11: But the part that.
• 6:03
  Speaker 6: Freaks me out is the fire started in her bedroom.
• 6:07
  Speaker 6: And when I was little, I used to wake up
• 6:09
  Speaker 6: screaming that my room was on fire.
• 6:11
  Speaker 5: That is crazy.
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 6:14
  Speaker 5: I mean, that is like giving reincarnation. Yeah, because it
• 6:17
  Speaker 5: doesn't seem to be any other explanation.
• 6:19
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 6:20
  Speaker 5: For you to remember that because you you do hear
• 6:23
  Speaker 5: that every now and then where it's like kids are
• 6:24
  Speaker 5: saying that they remember having different lives or remember having
• 6:27
  Speaker 5: families but like that the birthmark is what would trip
• 6:31
  Speaker 5: me out totally yeah and.
• 6:33
  Speaker 6: My when I told my mom this story she she
• 6:34
  Speaker 6: didn't believe it and then I had to show her
• 6:36
  Speaker 6: the receipts and she like was like holy crap.
• 6:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah it's insane So a yellow house with a red door.
• 6:43
  Speaker 9: Did the house belong to Ronald McDonald?
• 6:45
  Speaker 6: It's so funny you say that. Yeah, no, it was
• 6:51
  Speaker 6: like more of a mustard.
• 6:53
  Speaker 7: Did it have.
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: Yellow arches, golden arches outside of this house? Did the
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: McDonald's have burned down? So the thing that was on
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: fire was the frying machine? That is way creepy.
• 7:03
  Speaker 9: So it's funny because we're talking about the creepiest thing
• 7:05
  Speaker 9: a kid ever said to you, but you are the
• 7:06
  Speaker 9: creepy kid.
• 7:07
  Speaker 7: I am that kid.
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: I am that kid.
• 7:10
  Speaker 9: Well, Haley, thank you for calling in. That's one we're
• 7:12
  Speaker 9: going to think about for a while. That's one for
• 7:13
  Speaker 9: the books.
• 7:14
  Speaker 8: There's one for the books.
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: One for the books, Haley. Thanks for listening.
• 7:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, thanks, guys.
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: Hello, good morning. John Jay and Rich, can I help you?
• 7:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I was calling for a scary story.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: Is your story really scary? For me. What's your name?
• 7:32
  Speaker 4: It's Carrie.
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: What's your story? Carrie, like a scary TV show? Okay,
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: we're in so far. Go ahead.
• 7:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's like scary, scary. So I was in college,
• 7:43
  Speaker 11: and it was around Halloween time, and this man kept walking.
• 7:48
  Speaker 11: I worked at a bank in college, and he kept
• 7:50
  Speaker 11: walking around, and he made eye contact with me and
• 7:54
  Speaker 11: put one of those scream masks on, came right to me,
• 8:01
  Speaker 11: had a Ziploc bag that was ripped, and all the
• 8:06
  Speaker 11: money kept falling out. So I'm, like, panicking. He, like,
• 8:10
  Speaker 11: yelled at the guy. He has a gun to my
• 8:13
  Speaker 11: freaking head.
• 8:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 8:14
  Speaker 11: I'm like, can I just give you my purse? And
• 8:17
  Speaker 11: he's like, just.
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: Put some money in the bag, in the bag.
• 8:21
  Speaker 11: And I'm like, fine, dude. You know, like, whatever. And
• 8:25
  Speaker 11: it was just god awful. It messes with you for months.
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 8:31
  Speaker 11: Get a good bag, dude.
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: Idiot. Yes, you're going to.
• 8:37
  Speaker 11: Like, oh my God, I was so pissed off at
• 8:39
  Speaker 11: that that I was just like almost more mad at
• 8:42
  Speaker 11: that than anything.
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, did you ever go to therapy? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: The same thing happened to my mother. She worked at
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: a check hashing place and she got robbed at gunpoint
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: and the guys were pretty violent and she ended up
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: going to therapy forever.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: To deal with it.
• 8:58
  Speaker 11: It sucks. I had a Doberman pincher at the time
• 9:01
  Speaker 11: and it was 115 pounds. And so I felt safe,
• 9:05
  Speaker 11: but at the same time, I would see her, like,
• 9:06
  Speaker 11: in the corner of my eye and just freak out.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's terrible.
• 9:10
  Speaker 3: So the guy got.
• 9:11
  Speaker 11: Busted, like, a week later, and the FBI comes, and,
• 9:15
  Speaker 11: you know, like, they go through and they show you
• 9:17
  Speaker 11: all these pictures, and I identified him because I saw him.
• 9:20
  Speaker 11: I mean, he, like, walked around and, like, was casing
• 9:24
  Speaker 11: the place.
• 9:24
  Speaker 5: For a while.
• 9:25
  Speaker 11: So I got a good look at him, which I'll
• 9:27
  Speaker 11: never forget. But, like, I got letters for a while
• 9:30
  Speaker 11: in the mail saying, like, when he would be released
• 9:33
  Speaker 11: and all that stuff.
• 9:35
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 9:36
  Speaker 9: What a scary, that's what I'm talking about. That is
• 9:37
  Speaker 9: a scary, scary story. I'm glad you called, Carrie. It
• 9:41
  Speaker 9: does suck.
• 9:42
  Speaker 11: Hey, I just talked to you guys, I just talked
• 9:43
  Speaker 11: to you guys a couple weeks ago. I'm the one
• 9:46
  Speaker 11: that almost, like, died three times from cancer.
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Wow, you almost died three times from
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: cancer and then you almost died in a bank robbery?
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: Right? Like, what else?
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 9:56
  Speaker 11: You're like a very special person.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: You're meant to be here. You're supposed to be here.
• 10:00
  Speaker 11: To be here, Carrie. I have some kind of guardian angel.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure.
• 10:04
  Speaker 11: Big time.
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: Are you driving right now?
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 10:06
  Speaker 9: Wouldn't it be funny if you died in a car
• 10:08
  Speaker 9: accident right now while you're talking to us? That would
• 10:09
  Speaker 9: not be funny.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: Why would that be funny? Wouldn't that be funny?
• 10:12
  Speaker 11: That would probably be pretty hilarious.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden there's this big crash and she's
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: like that and we're like, Especially if, like.
• 10:19
  Speaker 11: My kids were listening.
• 10:21
  Speaker 8: I mean, what a day.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: She just took it further. Hilarious. Only this time of year, though.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: Only this time of year. What? It's the hell of
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: a time.
• 10:31
  Speaker 5: I'm floored.
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: Be safe, Carrie.
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: I don't like that energy.
• 10:34
  Speaker 5: I don't either.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Don't put that out there. All right, Carrie. Call us
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: back in a couple weeks. Let us know that you're
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: still alive. She's freewheeling fate now.
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: For sure.
• 10:43
  Speaker 11: Like, I've got stories coming out the wazoo.
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: You do.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: And we want to hear them all, Carrie. Thanks for listening.
• 10:49
  Speaker 5: All right. Have a great day, guys.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: Bye-bye.