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Things That Must Go For February 26th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, friends of the program,
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  Speaker 2: things that you can't stand anymore, and you want to
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  Speaker 2: get rid of them, get them out of your life,
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  Speaker 2: and so you send them to us here on the
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  Speaker 2: radio show. You send them to radio from Hell at
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  Speaker 2: x ninety six dot com. Put musco in the subject line.
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  Speaker 2: And if we read yours, maybe, just maybe these things
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  Speaker 2: will disappear from your life. I might make it feel
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  Speaker 2: better just to hear about it too. Let's say I'll
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  Speaker 2: go first. Today. I have one of my own announcers
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  Speaker 2: who on the radio, who do commercials, and they say
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  Speaker 2: things like this, and don't forget the wonderful desserts and
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: side dishes that are waiting for you right now at
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  Speaker 2: John Steakhouse. Well, they're not waiting for me.
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  Speaker 1: They'd be bad there, stooled.
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  Speaker 2: They're just there. They're not waiting for me. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see this one says, please feel free to use
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  Speaker 2: my name. This is Terrence the Gay which if you
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  Speaker 2: need a gay friend, you now have one. My thing
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  Speaker 2: that must go yesterday. People on social media who inevitably
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  Speaker 2: ask source or claim that my source is bad fake news.
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  Speaker 2: When I make a post about current events or information,
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  Speaker 2: and I have posted a valid link and or quotes
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  Speaker 2: videos that I've checked up with just to justify my post.
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  Speaker 2: But I have written posts and articles for many newspapers, journals,
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  Speaker 2: and magazines, as well as college papers in my bachelor's
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  Speaker 2: and master's degree programs. All of these required me to
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  Speaker 2: research to back up my posts. Research is what I do.
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  Speaker 2: You know how to do this. Don't just discredit something
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  Speaker 2: simply because your cognitive dissonance, confirmation bias, and or small
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  Speaker 2: weeny ego energy refuses to let you learn something. It's
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  Speaker 2: not my job to spoon feed you information. You have
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  Speaker 2: the right you have right at your fingertips.
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  Speaker 1: You tell Google, Google it.
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  Speaker 2: You numbskull. Well, thanks for letting me listen. Terrence, You're welcome. Terrence. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: Please don't use my name. This one says my must
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  Speaker 2: go is the panic I feel about helicopters flying overhead.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in Eagle Mountain, that's by the base. I think
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  Speaker 2: Camp Williams right, and I've experienced them occasionally, but with
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  Speaker 2: the current climate, I start to overthink and worry when
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  Speaker 2: a helicopter flies overhead. Holding it together has become hard.
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  Speaker 2: But you all make it a little better. So thank
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  Speaker 2: you for all you guys do. On the radio, this
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  Speaker 2: one says, hello, lords, I have a thing that must go.
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  Speaker 2: It's really bugging me. Hopefully we can make it go.
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  Speaker 2: I'm dyslexic. I grew up having resource classes, summer school,
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  Speaker 2: private tutoring to help train my brain to process words
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  Speaker 2: in a normal way. It took a lot of work
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  Speaker 2: to be able to read and write. Never had decent
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  Speaker 2: grades in school, but all the hard work paid off,
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  Speaker 2: and as an adult adult, most people wouldn't know that
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  Speaker 2: I'm dyslexic. I mean I still have issues at night
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  Speaker 2: when I'm tired with reading because my brain gets tout.
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  Speaker 2: I also don't know left from right without looking at
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  Speaker 2: my fingers to see which hand makes an l Lately,
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  Speaker 2: I've noticed people who say I'm dyslexic when making a
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  Speaker 2: mistake that has nothing to do with reading or writing,
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  Speaker 2: or I have math dyslexia when I'm making a simple
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  Speaker 2: math error. Unless you're actually dyslexic, don't use it as
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  Speaker 2: an excuse just to say you made an error. Every
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  Speaker 2: time somebody claims to be dyslexic as an excuse, I
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  Speaker 2: want to punch him. In the face. Please make this
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  Speaker 2: go or I'll end up in jail. And finally, this one,
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  Speaker 2: Good morning lords. I got a fortune cookie that read
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  Speaker 2: character development is the true aim of education. Well that
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  Speaker 2: might be true, but it's a statement. It's not a fortune.
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  Speaker 2: What happened to real fortune cookies? These wisdom cookies masquerading
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  Speaker 2: as fortune cookies must go? I agree, Carrie.
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  Speaker 3: This one from Ruby when people put their mouth on
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  Speaker 3: the drinking spount of the water fountain, Yeah, she's hanging
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  Speaker 3: out with great school kids.
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  Speaker 1: I read Ruby.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, when people cough without covering their mouth, that scams.
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  Speaker 2: But then when.
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  Speaker 3: People talk about politics in school, must be talking about
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  Speaker 3: the teachers.
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  Speaker 2: I guess.
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  Speaker 3: This one from Levi and Coachella. Fellow job site workers
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  Speaker 3: who don't clean up after themselves learn to use a rome. Also,
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  Speaker 3: the same workers that damage something on the job site
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  Speaker 3: not telling anybody.
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  Speaker 2: Own your ass right.
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  Speaker 3: This one from Please don't use my name. I work
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  Speaker 3: at one of the state liquor stores, and I love
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  Speaker 3: my job. However, there are some things that happen that
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  Speaker 3: drive me crazy and must go. We are required by
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  Speaker 3: the state to ask each customer if they want to
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  Speaker 3: round up to the nearest dollar for the homeless. Some
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  Speaker 3: customers are happy to help, but some customers want to
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  Speaker 3: go off about the homeless and tell you what they
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  Speaker 3: think of them. A simple yes or new is yes
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  Speaker 3: or no is sufficient? Also a conflicting communication from customers.
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  Speaker 3: Some people say yes as they shake their heads no.
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  Speaker 3: Please be there. People who want to unlock their debit
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  Speaker 3: slash credit card until they get up to the register
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  Speaker 3: and hold up the entire line. I guess they have
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  Speaker 3: it on their phone. Wi Fi at the liquor stores
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  Speaker 3: is not great. Do that before you come in, and
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  Speaker 3: be considerate of your patrons. You know you're going to
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  Speaker 3: spend money before you get to the store, prepare yourself.
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  Speaker 3: People that like to wait until you've bagged their order
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  Speaker 3: to tell you they don't need a bag. Give my
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  Speaker 3: arm a break, thanks for letting me unload. And finally
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  Speaker 3: this Carrie saying you voted for him?
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  Speaker 1: No I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Please don't lump me in with the crazies who did
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  Speaker 3: vote for Trump. It just makes me feel better. No, no, Abby,
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  Speaker 3: I'm speaking specifically to you, Okay, not just in general people,
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  Speaker 3: specifically to you, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, One thing for my house, I have a puppy
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  Speaker 1: Oakley there are lots of things that must go with puppies.
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  Speaker 1: There's one I will tell you about now is I
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  Speaker 1: take her outside, she goes potty. I want your got Yay,
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  Speaker 1: you did it. We go inside and she immediately patty's
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  Speaker 1: again inside. You just went thirty seconds ago.
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  Speaker 2: Don't rush her, let her take her time. If needs
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  Speaker 2: a second one, just wait a little while.
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  Speaker 1: This from Jenna the phrase if you know you know
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  Speaker 1: musco specifically when it's used to sell unremarkable things. Now
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  Speaker 1: I know your show uses the phrase when playing deep cuts,
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  Speaker 1: and that is when it's used properly, itcludes the audience
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  Speaker 1: into something cool that they have to dig a little
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  Speaker 1: deeper to learn more about. No, I'm talking about a
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  Speaker 1: brunch place that shall remain nameless. The menu description for
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  Speaker 1: a Dutch Baby was simply, if you know you know?
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  Speaker 1: Is the knowledge of this oversized pancake really such a
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  Speaker 1: status indicator? Thanks Jenna. Let's see this is from Jocelyn.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. My name's Jocelyn. I'm transgender individual, and my
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  Speaker 1: musco is all the damn anti trans bills. I'm so
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  Speaker 1: sick of everything. My family's preparing to fle if needed,
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  Speaker 1: but I can't get a passport, so I'll be screwed anyway, Sorry, Jocelyn.
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  Speaker 1: And then finally this one circling a busy parking lot
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  Speaker 1: looking for a space and a car sitting in a
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  Speaker 1: good spot with the reverse slights on, but they're just
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  Speaker 1: sitting in there, scrolling on their phone and no telling
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  Speaker 1: how long they will be there. Thank you very much, thanks, thanks.
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  Speaker 1: That must go on the radio
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  Speaker 2: Show.