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Bonus IMPROV - This Is Not Like the Sand Back Home · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very fine friends bonus improv you've been welcomed
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  have a seat
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  I got a seat for you right here
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  can you hold me up
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  I'm heavy
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  Joe
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  can we please get a suggestion
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  please
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  yes you can
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  your suggestion is Amazon
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  Amazon
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  you know it gives me a lot of anxiety
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  that the Amazon's not protected
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  oh it does
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  Yeah, because it's like the lungs of the planet.
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  And there's all this deforestation.
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  And as much as they try to put up barriers, like stop it or slow it down,
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  there's a lot of groups that don't care and want to go in and cut down large parts of it.
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  I think it's probably fine.
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  You hear that anxiety?
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  Go to bed.
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  Yeah, there you go.
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  Problem solved.
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  Okay.
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  Yeah.
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  There's too many anacondas defending it.
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  It's fine.
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  I forgot about the anacondas.
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  Yeah.
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  And there's birds.
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  Yeah, lots of them.
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  Yeah, what do you think toucans are for?
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  Defense.
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  Stop youcans.
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  So you can't.
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  Toucans, so youcans.
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  Toucans.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, did you remember the Biosphere Project?
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  Is that still around?
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  That is Jogging in Memory, which is great because I don't jog.
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  you're getting a workout um yeah the biosphere it seemed like a good idea
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  like like like it would be fun to like visit if it really was what it is in my head what are you
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  talking about where they make a big dome and like yeah like biodome that movie with poly shore
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  and one of the ball and um they have something in arizona that's like that yeah that's biosphere
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  Oh, that's it?
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  It was in Arizona, the original.
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  It originally didn't work, and then they tried to revamp it.
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  I don't know how it's doing now.
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  But I wanted it to be like, I'm sure it's not like this,
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  but I wanted it to be like, you walk in this little room,
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  and it's like, oh, you're at the polar ice caps,
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  and you walk in this room, and it's like, oh, we're in the rainforest,
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  and you walk in this room, and it's like, oh, the Sahara.
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  I don't think it was actually like that.
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  I only interested in the rainforest and the plains as long as they grassy I don need the rest Okay
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  You wouldn't want to see like a fun ice cave and penguins and stuff?
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  The Arctic.
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  What did you say?
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  What was your word?
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  Ice cave?
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  No, the polar caps.
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  Yeah, I don't remember.
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  That can count.
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  What's a tundra?
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  Do you know?
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  I don't know, but it can be frozen.
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  It's a frozen desert.
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  it's also a truck yeah it is a truck the truck can come okay we need at least one truck i know
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  but don't you think the rainforest is the best the rainforest no it strikes me as very muggy
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  like humid and i there's probably a lot of bugs that bite you i'm thinking mosquitoes and humidity
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  your hair would get destroyed there yeah hear me out what's costa rica
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  um it's tropical yeah tropical definitely yeah well it's one of those things i like to see but
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  as long as there's no humidity and no bugs i'm down then yes it's gorgeous i would like to yeah
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  okay that's settled deal and now improv
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  We made it to shore
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  Oh man
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  Brenda, let me see your face
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  Your beautiful face
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  Oh thank god you're spared
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  Oh of course
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  Thank you, thank you
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  My beautiful face still intact?
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  Yes
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  Dennis, how are you?
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  Okay
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  I don't know where we are
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  but we're together and that's all that matters that's all that matters that was a scary ocean
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  event oh my goodness i thought for a minute there we were goners everyone else is
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  we're okay and we'll be no we'll be okay no matter where we are and what's going on is it wrong that
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  i'm not really mourning them that much i'm more just happy to be alive and that you're here i'm
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  willing to bet that's a normal human reaction thank you we're survivors oh god what should we
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  explore?
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  Yeah, let's just make sure nothing's broken first.
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  Okay, I'm good. You?
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  Oh, no, I'm good. Fit as a fiddle.
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  I actually, I feel
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  better than
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  I did before.
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  Because you survived.
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  Oh, that's why. Okay.
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  You think there's any other reason? No, I mean, I just
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  I was wondering if there was like healing
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  properties or something. There could be.
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  Healing properties for survival.
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  Yeah, and to this island.
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  Yeah, okay, let's step out on the sand.
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  Oh.
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  Ooh Nice Warm This is not like the sand back home it just rocks Yeah no this is fluffy Yeah You know if we don get found maybe not the worst thing in the world
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  Maybe not the worst thing in the world.
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  Huh.
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  Huh.
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  Ooh, let's...
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  Look, soft grass.
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  Ooh.
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  Oh.
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  Ooh.
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  This is...
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  We should put a pin in this because this is making love grass.
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  Okay.
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  We'll come back to it.
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  Yeah.
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  This is where we're doing it.
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  Okay.
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  Now that we're coming back to that.
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  Yeah.
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  Should we venture farther in?
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  Yeah, why not?
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  Yeah.
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  Ooh, let's go.
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  Everything so far has been great.
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  Yeah.
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  Ooh, look.
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  Ooh, a thicket of trees.
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  Oh, I always love a thicket of trees.
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  So beautiful.
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  We don't have that back home.
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  We've got...
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  A thin it.
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  Yeah, of bush.
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  Yeah.
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  Thin bush.
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  Not thick trees.
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  So far, I'm happy.
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  Den, can I tell you?
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  You better tell me.
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  Who else are you going to tell?
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  Look around.
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  I'm not even a little bit sad.
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  I'm only happy and excited for the future.
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  Thanks for saying it.
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  I feel like at this moment, I can't see what could possibly go wrong.
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  Me neither.
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  Life is perfect and you're beautiful.
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  Oh, right back at you, Den.
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  Thanks.
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  Should we venture into the thicket?
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  Yeah, let's go in.
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  All right.
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  This is where we're going to kiss later.
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  Mmm.
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  Oh.
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  oh oh that's interesting oh there's a big footprint in the ground huge weird it's it's
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  almost it was at first unrecognizable as a footprint it was so big yeah but now it just
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  looked like a crater but no i can see from this angle it looks like it's like toes and yeah the
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  arch of a foot you could sit in this is like this is like a conversation pip uh should we mark this
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  for we should talk later in this yeah yeah let's mark that for later i love that but also i'm scared
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  now.
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  I don't know. Everything's been so great thus far.
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  What are the odds something terrible's about to happen?
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  You know what? You're right. I'm a fear monger.
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  Hey, and you see that big toe?
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  Big toe print?
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  I do. Perfect for a hot tub,
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  babe. Oh.
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  Isn't that just cozy hot tub size?
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  Yeah, we don't have hot tubs. We have
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  cold
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  buckets. Yep.
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  Nope. Here we have hot tubs.
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  I hate where we come from. I know.
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  Why do we live in thin bush cold buckets?
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  You know, we're blessed to be here.
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  Let's go a little further.
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  Okay.
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  Huh.
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  That's interesting.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  It's a
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  dinosaur.
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  Yeah.
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  Or something I am no afraid of dolphins Oh Nope This is a big iguana I read about these
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  You know what?
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  Where we come from, we only have small lizards.
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  It's probably friendly.
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  Yeah, he's probably trying to say hi to us.
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  hi
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  tell him I said hi to
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  my wife my hot wife
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  she said hi
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  he's inviting us
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  to a potluck
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  to a potluck dinner
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  I think so I'm having trouble
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  I don't know we'll bring we just got here
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  all of our stuff's sunken
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  I'll whip something together
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  something with coconuts
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  thank you
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  All right.
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  Oh, we've already met somebody.
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  We made a friend.
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  We made a friend.
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  And he could watch us kiss.
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  You know I love that.
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  I know you do.
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  I know.
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  Well, so far.
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  I'm back home.
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  No, no one watches.
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  No one watches.
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  They pluck them out even.
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  Yeah, it's scary.
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  Kissing is scary.
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  Inappropriate.
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  Yeah, yeah.
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  But here.
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  Here.
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  We have potlucks and dinosaurs watch us kiss.
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  Yeah, so, I don't know, nothing's going wrong.
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  That's, well, that's funny.
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  Huh, what?
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  Do you see?
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  Do you see that?
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  It looks over the, it looks like a giant loincloth over all the trees.
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  At first I thought it was just no sunlight getting in, but now I'm looking up and it's a giant loincloth.
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  I see.
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  At first I thought it was one of the windows on the windows logo.
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  Oh.
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  But you're right.
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  It's a loincloth.
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  It's so big it's weird that I can recognize it as a loincloth.
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  But it is.
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  I know what this is about.
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  What?
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  Don't freak out.
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  I think he wants to be our third.
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  Run!
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  Yep.
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  That is it.
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  That is it.
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  Now it's up to you.
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  Totally up to you.
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  When on the island.
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  When on the island.
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  Rawr.
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  Let's see.