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Pirates in Etheros Episode 47 - Belfasts Storehouse · Chaotically Balanced

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  SPEAKER_03: Now that we are done with that, it's time to start the adventure.
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  SPEAKER_03: Welcome, fellow adventurers, nerds, and neurodivergents.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sit back, stay hydrated, and prepare yourselves for tonight's adventure.
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  SPEAKER_03: We are a little delayed, but we are here nonetheless.
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  We had to solve some last-minute technical difficulties with
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  both OBS and Windows,
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  SPEAKER_03: because Windows likes having problems.
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  SPEAKER_03: Without further ado,
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  SPEAKER_03: last we left off,
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  the group of investigators regrouped as Lala followed a path
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  which she hoped would
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  SPEAKER_03: lead to an exit.
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  She found a path,
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  but it got quite narrow and had large cracks throughout.
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  SPEAKER_03: Eventually, she ran into an area she could not get through.
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  SPEAKER_03: She went back to everybody else and they came up with a plan.
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  SPEAKER_03: They made an explosive from spare bullets and some empty vials.
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  SPEAKER_03: Ynor had the honors of shooting the explosives, and it was a success.
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  SPEAKER_03: Too much of a success.
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  SPEAKER_03: It created a cavern.
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  SPEAKER_03: With some magic, rope, and athletics, they all got across.
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  SPEAKER_03: Though, Ynor almost fell off while carrying Puppyfish as a backpack.
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  SPEAKER_03: They kept following the path until they reached a dead end.
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  SPEAKER_03: Looking up, they saw some faint light coming from above them.
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  They made their way out of the cavern and into a forest,
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  right into an ambush.
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  SPEAKER_03: They fought their way out and at the end,
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  SPEAKER_03: Mr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Belfast found the hidden entrance to his storage unit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is where we are going to.
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  SPEAKER_00: Back.
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  SPEAKER_03: So you guys have not gone into the entrance yet.
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  SPEAKER_03: You have just heard Mr. Belfast say he found it.
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  SPEAKER_03: What came with a minor illusion, a big sigh of relief, like, finally.
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  SPEAKER_03: Feels like we've been looking for this thing for weeks.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, come on.
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  SPEAKER_03: Open it up.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it has kind of been weeks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, whose fault is that?
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't know where your spot is.
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  SPEAKER_03: Listen, we've only been traveling in the forest the past few days.
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  SPEAKER_03: Your ship was weeks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Joaquin just kind of brushes him off.
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  SPEAKER_00: Excuse me, less talking.
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  SPEAKER_00: More secret passage opening.
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  SPEAKER_03: Finer illusions.
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  SPEAKER_03: Snapping sound.
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  Does anybody have any qualms with going into Mr.
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  Belfast's secret passage?
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  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just want to make sure I have my detect magic up.
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  SPEAKER_03: You took it down for combat, you can put it back up.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_03: I always get your Detect Magic confused.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is it 30 feet or 15 feet?
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  SPEAKER_02: I believe it's... But hold on, let me double check.
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  SPEAKER_03: 30 feet, so yeah.
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  I had to make sure,
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  because there was another aura that you had up for something
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  else.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I had to make sure that your Detect Magic one was correct.
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  SPEAKER_03: So Mr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Belfast comes over here to the little wooden door on the ground,
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  SPEAKER_03: kind of buried underneath a rock and some trees.
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  SPEAKER_03: Say the animals are going to come over with you.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wakeem, are you keeping your shadow up or are you going to dismiss it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Um...
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  SPEAKER_00: I will dismiss him because I don't want to lose it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I don't know what is going to happen here and may trip something.
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  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, I will dismiss him to the shadow run.
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  SPEAKER_03: So you do have two shadows now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so I can only hold one in there, right?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, you can hold both.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  You can only have one active at a time right now,
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  but you can have two shadows total.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, then I will dismiss that one to the Shadow Realm.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Also,
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  if you tried to dismiss him and didn't have room for him for
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  whatever reason,
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  SPEAKER_03: he would just kind of stay there.
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  SPEAKER_03: He wouldn't know where to go.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no?
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  SPEAKER_00: He wouldn't dissipate or anything?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, you would attempt to dismiss him and he just wouldn't.
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  Like telling the stray animal to leave you alone and it climbs
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  your leg instead.
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  SPEAKER_00: Duly noted in case he's disruptive.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
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  SPEAKER_03: I need this.
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  SPEAKER_03: I need to go back first.
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  SPEAKER_03: I just confused D&D Beyond.
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  SPEAKER_03: I need to copy all your tokens.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, I don't know what's going on on this map.
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  SPEAKER_03: Imported the light as... I see, okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Get you guys into position.
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  As Mr.
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  Belfast opened the hatch,
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  there's a ladder that just goes straight down underground.
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  And the hatch in the passageway is big enough that even Poppy
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  can kind of fit and
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  SPEAKER_03: glide herself down,
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  SPEAKER_03: though she's not too happy about having to go back underground again.
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  SPEAKER_03: And this, hopefully it loads, is what you will be left with.
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  SPEAKER_02: Mr. Belfast.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: We don't have to be worried about any traps, do we?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's a good question.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you saying you don't remember?
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm saying I haven't been here in a while.
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  SPEAKER_02: OK, so.
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  SPEAKER_02: Check for traps or would you like to lead the way?
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
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  SPEAKER_03: it should be relatively safe,
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  SPEAKER_03: but I can lead the way if it would make you all feel better.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is your place.
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  SPEAKER_03: Of course you're leading the way.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hey, Mr. Pushy.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to start calling you a princess.
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  SPEAKER_03: He'll be better once we're back on the sea.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's a wonderful princess.
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  SPEAKER_00: Very good at ordering people around now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Talking.
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  Instead of moving all of your tokens around,
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  I'm just going to move Belfast.
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  But I will explain what all of you would see as you move
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  presumably as a group.
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  SPEAKER_03: So there's...
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  SPEAKER_03: This room just is a room,
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  SPEAKER_03: and then there's a door,
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  SPEAKER_03: which is what Mr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Belph has standing in.
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  SPEAKER_03: And in this room, there is a door here, and a door here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well,
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  SPEAKER_03: do we want to go into the mess hall first,
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  SPEAKER_03: or do we want to go up to the messy storage area?
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  SPEAKER_03: Did you say mess hall?
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  SPEAKER_03: Like...
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  SPEAKER_03: Food.
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  SPEAKER_03: Food.
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  SPEAKER_03: Food.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hungry.
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  I'm not sure how good any of the food is down here yet,
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  but yeah,
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  there's a mess hall.
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  SPEAKER_01: We could always scavenge, see what we can find to eat.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm starved.
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  SPEAKER_03: I have a full brewery station as well.
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  SPEAKER_03: Where's that at?
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  SPEAKER_03: So he's going to go through the doors of the mess hall.
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  SPEAKER_03: Still fine.
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  SPEAKER_03: No surprises.
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  SPEAKER_03: And that's what you see.
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  SPEAKER_00: Am I sensing anything with my detect magic?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I didn't.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me turn your aura back on.
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  So as you guys are moving through,
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  I'm going to move you all into the mess hall now.
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  SPEAKER_03: As you guys are moving through, you do not sense anything.
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  SPEAKER_03: Other than like, there's various magical lights about and
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  like there's storage boxes and stuff that is down here that
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  have magical properties
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  SPEAKER_03: on them probably to prevent theft and what not
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  SPEAKER_00: Again, I'm just trying to sense any weird type of magic.
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  SPEAKER_03: Anything unfamiliar.
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  SPEAKER_03: Nothing weird.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's a bunch of tables in here.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's a nice little piano in the corner.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's a very long bar buffet type area.
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  SPEAKER_03: Food service type area.
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  SPEAKER_03: Then in the back here, there's double doors here and double doors here.
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  SPEAKER_03: and then a big door there and a big door there.
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  SPEAKER_03: So you had to ask.
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  SPEAKER_01: I want to go play the piano.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can go over the piano.
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  SPEAKER_03: Roll a performance check for me while you're going over there.
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  SPEAKER_03: Krakka, you wanted to go see my brewer's station?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um...
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  Did you want to go through the whole warehouse first and make
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  sure that nobody else
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  SPEAKER_02: is here before we possibly get caught off guard by something?
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe?
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  SPEAKER_03: I'll show you where it is and we can continue walking through.
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  SPEAKER_03: And as he's walking you over,
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  SPEAKER_03: specifically you,
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  SPEAKER_03: Krakka,
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  SPEAKER_03: over to the brewer station over here,
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  SPEAKER_03: you see there's like...
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  barrels and a brewer's kit and fermenting things and various
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  tools in here.
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  SPEAKER_03: The rest of you see Deedle walking up to the piano.
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  SPEAKER_03: And you think, oh, I didn't know she could play at the piano.
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  SPEAKER_03: Just starts like a kid.
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  SPEAKER_03: slamming her hands down on the piano.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just like a cat would be.
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  SPEAKER_03: But,
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  SPEAKER_03: yes,
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  SPEAKER_03: I will...
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  I'm going to definitely come back here and play around in your
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  brewery and make us
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  SPEAKER_03: some...
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  SPEAKER_03: Just make yourself at home.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right next to here is... So, as you're looking in here, there's a door...
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  SPEAKER_03: Here?
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  SPEAKER_03: Is that door... No, I'm sorry, that's not a door.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's just... I'm trying to remember.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so there's a door here and a door here from this room.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which probably lead into the rooms of these doors, correct?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: So this one...
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  SPEAKER_03: He just shows you real quick, leads into the kitchen.
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  SPEAKER_03: Got a whole, like a big wood-fired oven.
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  He's got a bunch of cooking supplies and baking supplies and a
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  huge prep table in
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  SPEAKER_03: there and everything.
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  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_03: Make yourself at home there.
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  I'm going to scavenge and try to see if I can find something
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  quick to eat.
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  SPEAKER_03: As you do that,
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  you can make an investigation check there for scavenging while
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  Deedle's trying to
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  SPEAKER_03: just smash on the piano.
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  SPEAKER_03: So over here for the rest of you is my workshop.
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  SPEAKER_03: Dirty 20.
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  SPEAKER_03: Dirty 20?
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  You find that all of his supplies have been on enchanted
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  shelves or within
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  SPEAKER_03: enchanted containers to not spoil.
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  SPEAKER_01: So then I'm just going to... Continue.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just going to grab something...
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  something that we can eat on the go or like throw together like
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  a trail mix or something.
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  And then while I'm doing that,
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  figure out something for a meal meal and put it aside already.
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  So when we get back here,
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  I already know I can just grab it,
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  start cooking it.
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  Are you put together like a quick,
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  uh,
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  I wouldn't say trail mix,
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  but like a,
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  a mix of,
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  SPEAKER_03: Just easy to eat foods?
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  Yeah,
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  I just don't want to sit down and get too comfortable and get
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  hit by surprise.
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  SPEAKER_01: I feel like, yeah, I just feel on edge a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you guys have just been getting ambushed after ambush.
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  SPEAKER_03: It only makes sense that there could be another ambush.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah,
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  SPEAKER_03: so if any of you have anything you want to tinker or experiment with,
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  SPEAKER_03: I have all the tools in here.
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  SPEAKER_03: He continues through with you all.
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  SPEAKER_03: As Krakka brings out to you all a trail mix of sorts.
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  SPEAKER_03: to a long hallway.
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  SPEAKER_03: And this hallway opens up into this area.
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  SPEAKER_03: Still nothing crazy on your detect magic, Wakeem.
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  SPEAKER_03: The long hallway has some
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  crates and stuff stacked throughout it here like all in here
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  and then out here this
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  large storage area slash probably testing area uh there's some
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  crates that are near
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  this door and then this door is kind of open and then there's a
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  big form in the
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  SPEAKER_03: middle with crates and stuff and then there's doors up here over here
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  SPEAKER_03: Over here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is this just a light source?
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  SPEAKER_03: What?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's just light source.
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  SPEAKER_00: Am I sensing anything weird as I move up?
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  SPEAKER_03: So in this,
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  SPEAKER_03: underneath all the wood platform and the crates and everything,
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  SPEAKER_03: there's some faint enchantment
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  SPEAKER_03: But you're not quite sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: What?
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  SPEAKER_03: I look at Belfast.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm chanting over here.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, that's just an old teleportation circle.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's inactive.
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  SPEAKER_02: A teleportation circle to where?
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  SPEAKER_03: I used to go to my main facility before I blew it up.
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  SPEAKER_03: You blew it up?
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  SPEAKER_03: It was an accident.
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  SPEAKER_00: What about these doors?
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  SPEAKER_03: So he comes over.
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  SPEAKER_03: Ah, those doors would lead to my private hallway.
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  SPEAKER_03: Which I can show you.
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  SPEAKER_03: So there's more crates down here.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then there's a set of doors here.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll point to that side of doors down the hallway.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's through there?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's just my bedroom.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I have no desire to go in there.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could show you guys where I have other bedrooms set up, though.
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  SPEAKER_03: So at this point, I'm just going to do this.
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  SPEAKER_03: These are all the same.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I got a bunch of bedrooms here.
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  SPEAKER_03: All doubled up?
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  SPEAKER_03: Beds.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you don't have to double up.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can take your own bed.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can smush two of the beds together if you want.
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't particularly care.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then I got washrooms, and he kind of makes his way over here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Where's the washroom?
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  SPEAKER_03: There's two washrooms there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Joaquin beelines it in here.
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  SPEAKER_00: He turns around.
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  SPEAKER_00: He says...
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  SPEAKER_00: It's going to be a while.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he just kind of closes the door.
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  SPEAKER_03: And yeah, he will spend about an hour just bathing and relaxing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's not a super fancy washroom,
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  but it does have like your wash basin and a couple of sinks and
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  some latrines.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's no tub?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's a wash basin.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's not quite like a super big,
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  SPEAKER_03: elegant tub,
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  SPEAKER_03: but it's more like a...
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  SPEAKER_02: You're forgetting who Joachim is.
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  SPEAKER_02: A tub.
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  SPEAKER_00: No tub?
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  SPEAKER_03: No elegant bathtub that you're used to now.
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  SPEAKER_00: He lets out a big, annoyed sigh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Your bathroom sucks!
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  SPEAKER_03: Again, this is not a...
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  SPEAKER_03: facility, so it's a little outdated.
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  SPEAKER_00: A little?
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't have a tub.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's a little thing in there you can use.
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  SPEAKER_00: Joaquin opens the door back up.
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  SPEAKER_00: How am I supposed to soak properly in that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Grow up in a ball.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hey guys,
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  SPEAKER_03: quick reminder to leave a like,
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  SPEAKER_03: a comment,
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  SPEAKER_03: Thanks!
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you think you're fucked, don't you?
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  He finishes up washing,
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  he'll come out and say,
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  you owe us some weapons and technology,
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  badass.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right now, we gotta just gather our bearings.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bearings are gathered.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't dilly-dally.
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  SPEAKER_00: You owe us.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am well aware of that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Also, we are waiting for our friends, aren't we?
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  SPEAKER_03: Surprised they're not here already.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_00: Where the hell are they?
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_03: They did go a weird way, didn't they?
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_03: If you say so, I don't really know the area.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe we went the weird way.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_03: You think our way was faster?
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_03: Or they got into some trouble.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_03: Like we did.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_03: Multiple times.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_03: You think trouble would stop them?
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_02: No, because it didn't stop us.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_02: But they were wounded at first.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_03: Fair.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_03: They did have wounds.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: So did this conclude the tour?
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_03: Is there anywhere else that we haven't seen yet?
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's it.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_03: We'll let Yaquim get his privacy and clean up.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe he'll be in a better mood.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_03: And I'll have a nice hot meal ride for him.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_03: You're going to do the cooking for us?
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think that'll take the edge off.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_01: At least off of me.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_03: Never float your boat.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_01: You know where I'll be.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_03: You guys have some peaceful downtime in a
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_03: secure facility.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_03: Is there anything that anyone wants to do specifically?
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_03: You do have a bunch of unidentified magic items.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_03: You have a bunch of just everything, actually.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_03: You guys fucking raided the Onyx Accords.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_01: First things first, I'm going to wash up.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_03: So you go to the other open room.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_03: After washing up, Joaquim will pick a bedroom.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_00: And then, yeah, I guess we can start going over some.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_00: And I can assist in identifying stuff.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_03: Do you have identify?
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I think we can... Are we playing using old rules or new rules?
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_03: This is old rules.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, then never mind.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_03: Can allow...
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_03: You can help identify stuff because he has...
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_03: You guys haven't gone through all the equipment he has in his workshop.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I guess... Let me ask him.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_00: Do you have anything that...
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_00: Can help to identify magic and magic items?
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_00: Explain what they do?
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_03: I have some stuff that could probably help us with that, yeah.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_03: You got some stuff you need identified?
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_03: Now, who's holding on to the stuff that needs to be identified?
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_03: Because I don't think I am.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_03: It would be...
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_03: Either Yenor or Lala who would have the stuff.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_03: Or both.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_03: They might have some of both.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_03: Kroka might have some stuff.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think Deedle has anything that needs to be identified.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_03: I know Deedle has some of the loot,
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_03: but I don't think she has anything that needs to be identified.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_02: I have Lalo that needs to be identified.
• 27:59
  I just have a couple of bars of mysterious metal that I need to
• 28:04
  figure out what they are.
• 28:05
  I have iridescent liquid and a perfectly smooth gray stone,
• 28:13
  which may or may not be magical.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to go back through your guys' loot list.
• 28:26
  Because you should have more items than that that have not been
• 28:29
  identified.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_00: I want a bunch of gems.
• 28:34
  but I don't necessarily I don't think they're magic I think
• 28:38
  they're just gems let's
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_03: see you should have you got those you got Dawnbringer
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_03: That doesn't need to be identified,
• 28:59
  but you should have a canister of liquefied sniffle shade that
• 29:03
  you took for testing
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_03: and evidence purposes.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_03: The iridescent potions.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_03: One of you should have a... I have mysterious bracers.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, mysterious bracers.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_03: One of you should have some kind of dagger.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_00: I have ornate daggers.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_00: How did we let you get the daggers?
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_00: I said, how did we let you get the daggers?
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_00: No clue.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_03: It's because she had the handy haversack.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_03: I got a shell.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_03: You guys picked up this one dagger.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_03: That I don't think you identified.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_03: Who got that dagger?
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_00: I have no unusual daggers.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_00: I know what all my daggers do.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_03: No one has a mysterious dagger?
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_00: If someone has to have it, I claim it.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_00: I have no mysterious daggers.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_03: It would have been...
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_03: In the Onyx Accord vault,
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_03: someone would have picked it up because it would have been with the three
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_03: iridescent potions,
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_03: the stone,
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_03: the quill,
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_03: and the three mysterious metal bars.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_00: I have the liquid... What dagger is it?
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's just a mysterious dagger.
• 30:47
  I have the liquid and the stone,
• 30:48
  so maybe...
• 30:49
  I have the dagger and just didn't write it down?
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_03: We'll say Lala has the dagger because someone should have had it.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to put it in my equipment.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, you have that.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_03: You have three mysterious metal bars.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_03: The longbow.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_03: What's mysterious about the dagger?
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_03: Really just what I'm calling it until you figure out what it is.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_00: From Onyx Accord Vaults.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_00: Got it.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_03: I have a shell as a custom item.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_03: Is that any significance to a certain type of shell?
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_03: No, you just picked up a shell.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_03: But the bracers you have are... Yeah, the bracers and the metal bars.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, the three mysterious metal bars.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_03: So you guys have a lot of items.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_03: It would...
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_03: Take a while to examine all of them, even with some help.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_00: Look at my stupid stone.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_03: You talking about the perfectly round smooth stone?
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_03: So firstly, who all is going over into the workshop area while...
• 32:23
  Because Joaquim and Deedle during this time are currently just
• 32:27
  washing up.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_03: Krakka is preparing stuff in the kitchen.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_03: So, Yanor and Lala, are you both going over?
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, let's remain disgusting and figure stuff out.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_03: Mr.
• 32:42
  Belfast is going to come over with you both to kind of just
• 32:46
  give you a rundown of
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_03: the equipment that he's got.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_00: Because he also likes to remain disgusting.
• 32:54
  Listen,
• 32:54
  I recall you saying that he did cool shit,
• 32:57
  okay,
• 32:57
  so...
• 32:58
  While being disgusting.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_00: That was part of the outline.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 33:10
  So,
• 33:10
  and he reaches into,
• 33:11
  like,
• 33:11
  a cubby underneath and picks up this,
• 33:13
  like...
• 33:17
  Freight.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_03: But disorganized.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_03: And he just plops it down on the counter.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_03: And he starts picking tools.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_03: He puts some tools to the next day.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_03: He just kind of throws some over the bench to the other side.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_03: And then he puts a handful of tools and things in front of you.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_03: And then some others get thrown across the bench.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, oh, this is broken.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_03: Why is that in here?
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_03: He throws that across the bench.
• 33:39
  And then he kind of shuffles all the stuff you don't need back
• 33:43
  into it and kind of
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_03: just shoves it back on the desk.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_03: So you have, like,
• 33:53
  Monocles and various implements to kind of just carefully pick
• 33:58
  something up and look at it.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_03: Magnifying glass.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_03: there's various inspection tools,
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_03: nothing to really disassemble anything,
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_03: but there's things to kind of just look at them a little better.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_03: Now.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not real good with the magical.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_03: Magical stuff.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_03: I can make them.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_03: Not real good at telling what they are if I haven't made them before.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_03: These items should help you.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_03: Or you could wait for your magically inclined friend back there.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_03: He had some problems with my bathing arrangements.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_00: I can try to figure it out.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 35:09
  Well,
• 35:11
  so Lala,
• 35:11
  are you taking the stone out and putting it in front of you?
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_00: I'll put all my stuff.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're just dumping it?
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_00: I got this stone.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_00: I got this liquid.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_00: It's pretty.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_00: And she shakes the vial.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_00: And this mysterious dagger.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what's mysterious about it, but it wasn't a vault.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_00: Hopefully it won't talk to me.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_00: I've had enough of that.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_00: She shoves it towards him.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_00: Don't break any of it.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_03: Well, Yenor's going to help you with it.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_00: Don't break any of it.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_00: I'll do my best.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_00: Especially that stone.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_00: You see how smooth it is?
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_03: Like, it's perfectly smooth and round.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know that I could break it.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_00: It's perfectly smooth.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_00: I promise I won't try.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_00: It's an ancient alien situation we got here.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_00: Don't want to mess it up.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, so what do I do to you?
• 36:27
  technically this is an arcana check I have magic assisting
• 36:36
  tools that doesn't make
• 36:39
  it any less of an arcana check I don't know if it gives me
• 36:43
  advantage or something I
• 36:48
  tell you what I give you an option you can make an arcana check
• 36:55
  with advantage
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_03: Or you can make a straight investigation check.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_00: My stealthy hands can help her maneuver the stones.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_00: My straight investigation check is with advantage.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm giving you disadvantage on investigation.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_00: Disadvantage.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_03: It would make it straight.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_03: Make it flat.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_03: Or advantage on Rakana.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_00: I'll go investigation because my investigation is double my arcana.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_00: It's almost a natural one.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_00: That's a 21.
• 37:40
  Lala is holding the stone very still for you because otherwise
• 37:45
  it would roll around
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_03: on this table,
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_03: like holding various implements up to your eyeballs.
• 37:53
  Sometimes she's going like this right into your face,
• 37:55
  just right up to your eyeball.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_03: And sometimes she's like going up to the stone.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_03: And as you're looking, you've got the monocle on your eye.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_03: You're looking through the magnifying glass.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_03: You're using some of the other implements to kind of poke and prod it.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_03: The monocle on your eye starts glowing.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_03: And then the magnifying glass starts glowing.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_03: And you start seeing a little readout on the screen.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_03: On the glasses in front of your eye.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, yes.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_03: Those are...
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_03: The monocle of identification.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_00: How handy.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_00: How handy.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_00: The stone makes glass things glow.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_03: I made that monocle.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_03: It doesn't work all the time.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_00: It's mine now.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not giving it back.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_03: It might break.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I have you to fix it for me.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_00: Lightly pat his arm.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_00: What about the magnifying glass?
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_00: That's also glowing.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_00: This is glass things.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_00: It makes glass things glow.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_03: But what you can do is... Let me go to your thing.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_03: Though technically, Yanor, you're the one that's seeing this.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_03: So... I will add it to Lala's inventory.
• 39:38
  Perfectly smooth gray stone is getting removed because it is
• 39:42
  being identified.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_00: Upgraded.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_03: Upgraded?
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_03: If you would please look at your backpack for your new item.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_03: It should be at the top of your backpack.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_03: You might need to refresh your page.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_00: Doing so.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_00: Excited to see what my stone is.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_00: Backpack, backpack.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_00: It's a philosopher's stone.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_00: I'm never going to die.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_03: That's not quite.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_03: Not quite.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_03: They're not that strong.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_00: If the stone is broken open, AC20.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_00: A cavity is revealed at the stone's heart.
• 40:35
  This cavity is lined with a magical type of quicksilver that
• 40:38
  enables any character
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_00: with a successful intelligence,
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_00: DC-20,
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_00: or alchemical supplies,
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_00: DC-15,
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_00: to transmute base metals,
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_00: iron and lead,
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_00: into silver and gold.
• 40:51
  A single philosopher's stone can turn up to 5,000 pounds of
• 40:55
  iron into silver and
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_00: or 1,000 pounds of lead into gold.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_00: However,
• 40:59
  the quicksilver becomes unstable once the stone is opened and
• 41:03
  loses its potency
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_00: within 24 hours,
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_00: so all transmutations must take place within that period.
• 41:10
  The quicksilver found in the center of the stone may also be
• 41:12
  put to another use.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_00: If mixed with a potion of healing while the substance is still potent,
• 41:17
  it creates a special oil of life that acts as true resurrection
• 41:21
  spell for any dead
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_00: body it has sprinkled upon.
• 41:27
  I feel as though Kraka's random bars of metal are more profound
• 41:34
  at this moment.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_03: That is your mysterious, perfectly smooth stone.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_00: It's got shit inside.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_03: It could have other hidden properties if enchanted with things,
• 42:02
  but those would be approached if you would like to attempt to
• 42:07
  enchant it similar to
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_03: a gem into a piece of equipment.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_00: It's all very magical for my tastes.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_03: What is the next item that you would like to try to identify?
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_00: I will hold it with my hands.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_03: You dumped all your... So the stone, the potions, and the dagger.
• 42:39
  So you have one of the weird potions that she has and a dagger
• 42:44
  in front of you.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'll do the potions next.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_00: Those shiny liquids.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_00: I did dump one of them, so hopefully it's not that big a deal.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and roll.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_03: Same option.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_03: Arcana with advantage or straight investigation check.
• 43:05
  24.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_00: Potions.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_03: They aren't quite registering on the monocle.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_03: Through the monocle.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_00: What about the magnifying glass?
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_03: also not registered.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_03: They're glowing, but it's not feeding you any information.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_00: Can I, like, pull it away and then put it in front of it again?
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_00: Let's turn it off and turn it back on!
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly!
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_03: Do that.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's an unknown item.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_00: Is it an unknown item?
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't know what this is.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_00: I could always see if Nosferatu would let me just stick it in him.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_00: You know what you mean, stick him in it?
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know what I meant.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_00: He goes in it, and then it goes in him.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_00: It's a whole thing.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_00: I don't really understand.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_03: And then the dagger's last.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_00: I'll hold the dagger up.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_00: If this one starts talking, we destroy it immediately.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and same choice.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_00: 21.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_03: So, Lala, this one, I have to find it in your thing.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_03: Did you put it in your inventory on your sheets?
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, it's just mysterious dagger.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_00: It's in the backpack.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_03: There it is.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_03: I see it.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_03: So this one is also a special.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_00: My backpack is like half rocks.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_00: Half rocks.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_00: Various types of shiny and the dull rock.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_00: Half rocks.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and refresh and look at your dagger.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_00: It has a name.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_00: Bond cutter.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_00: It does.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_00: Forged by an order of clerics dedicated to freedom,
• 45:53
  this magic dagger can be used to automatically sever any
• 45:56
  non-magical material once
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_00: per day that is being used to physically bind another living thing.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_00: If the bonds are magical,
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_00: the dagger will cut through them based on a charisma check,
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_00: based on the bond's enchantment level.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_00: Well, fuck.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna need somebody who's charismatic.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_00: I believe you have two of those.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_00: Two bond cutters?
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, two charisma people.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_03: You have identified those items.
• 46:37
  This is technically my second highest ability,
• 46:42
  but I don't feel very charismatic.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_00: Then again,
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_00: I'm an awkward teenager,
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_00: so...
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_03: Hey guys,
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_03: quick reminder to leave a like,
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_03: a comment,
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_03: and don't forget to follow or subscribe to us.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks!
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_02: I have a plus four for charisma.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_00: I have a plus three on a 17.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_00: I know Akeem's persuasion is really high.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_00: But that man has no risk.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I think he thinks he has rizzed.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, and the confidence does something.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_00: But ultimately, the steez is zealous.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_00: If it works for him, it works.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's just gross.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yenor, you only have the longbow?
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_00: Unless the dagger is something special, but I doubt it.
• 47:51
  I mean,
• 47:51
  you could try looking at them,
• 47:52
  but...
• 48:00
  Make another investigation?
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah,
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_03: investigation or arcana with advantage,
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_03: as Lala's just kind of playing with the...
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_00: She puts her hands out and makes grabby motions.
• 48:12
  She's just gonna hold all of the things,
• 48:14
  because it makes her feel important.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yanor, you...
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_03: Please don't throw this one in the fire.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, does it talk?
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_00: Gonna have to... I already have Dawnbringer.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_00: I have the hat.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's all I have that talks, actually.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_00: That's not too bad.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_00: Always need more friends.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_03: This description slightly wrong.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_03: But you should refresh your backpack and have the voices in my head.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_03: It should be.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_03: The primordial devastation.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, God.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_00: Why is everything primordial?
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_00: The birds, primordial.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_00: Primordial entities are destroying the planet.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_00: Everything's primordial.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_02: Where did you put it?
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_03: Right there.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_02: As for?
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 49:35
  Instead of on the end of the second line,
• 49:37
  it should be primordial devastation.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_00: Under where?
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_00: In here?
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_03: Under its description.
• 49:49
  That.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't know if you want to read it or if you want me to read it.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_00: You can read it.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_03: Her beau's name is Asvir,
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_03: who was once one of the founders of the Onyx Accord and a hero during the
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_03: primordial devastation.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_03: She mysteriously vanished in the years after the war.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_03: She was known for being a fierce warrior and a charming lady.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_03: When she was not fighting or leading,
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_03: she was seen charming both men and women in various taverns and inns.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_03: Legend states that
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_03: A local witch became jealous and put a curse on her,
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_03: turning her body into a longbow and trapping her spirit within.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_03: While the longbow is on your person,
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_03: Inor,
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_03: or whoever chooses to take this longbow,
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_03: has advantage on charisma saving throws and ability checks.
• 50:46
  If it has been more than 24 hours since the last time you
• 50:48
  flirted with someone,
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_03: you must succeed on a DC 18 charisma saving throw.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_03: If you fail,
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_03: you are compelled to flirt with the closest humanoid until you are either
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_03: successful in attracting them or you are rejected.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_03: Asper is a sentient, chaotic, good weapon with the following stats.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_03: 16 intelligence, 18 wisdom, and 22 charisma.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_03: Additionally, it has a dark vision for 60 feet.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_03: can communicate telepathically with its wielder,
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_03: and can speak,
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_03: read,
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_03: and understand Common,
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_03: Elvish,
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_03: and Sylvian.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_03: She is both fierce and flirty.
• 51:22
  She will encourage you to defend the innocent and help those
• 51:24
  less fortunate,
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_03: while she also tries to live vicariously through you.
• 51:29
  She will constantly ask for you to touch the bowstring or leave
• 51:32
  her out while you
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_03: are sleeping or with someone else.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_03: During combat, as part of an attack, you can caress the bowstring.
• 51:38
  If you do it just right,
• 51:39
  it will please ask for,
• 51:41
  and the bow will be empowered.
• 51:43
  She will deal double damage on the next attack that hits a
• 51:45
  creature before the
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_03: start of your next turn.
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_00: This sounds suspiciously like cheating on your wife with a bow.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_00: What constitutes flirting?
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_00: You put it in here.
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_03: The person that made this put it in here.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_03: Because this is courtesy of Aeoene on TikTok.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_02: This is insane.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_00: You put it in our game.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 52:30
  You should really talk to your wife before you start flicking
• 52:34
  women's bowstrings.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_00: If it keeps me alive, I don't think Kaida would care that much.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_00: But I need to find out what constitutes flirting.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_00: Can I tell Lala that she looks beautiful today?
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_00: And have it count?
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_00: Can I tell Joaquim your muscles look...
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_00: particularly rippling today and have it count.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_03: So as it's not said facetiously.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so I have to mean it.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_03: You can't be super sarcastic.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I can't talk about his rippling pectorals.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_00: I'm beautiful.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't have rippling pectorals.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_03: He's a sorcerer.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_00: He has rippling arcana.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_03: He has rippling arcana.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_00: So compliments count as flirting.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_03: I would count them as flirting, yes.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_00: Should be fine.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_00: Heavily eyelash batting.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_03: Kaida would probably be intrigued by all of these magic items.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Kaida might have more fun with the bow than I do.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_03: She's also...
• 53:55
  in charge of the library within the vault so she's probably at
• 53:58
  least passed by most
• 53:59
  of these because this is where you got them was the vault sorry
• 54:03
  I want to pipe up
• 54:04
  and say something real quick because there's been a lot of said
• 54:08
  about Joaquin I
• 54:13
  want to set the record straight for the viewers Joaquin does
• 54:19
  have muscle because he
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_00: has a strength score of 14 not weak
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_00: But he is nowhere near as strong as Muscle Mommy in North.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_00: Okay?
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_00: That is absolutely the case.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_00: But yes, he looks good naked.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_00: Okay?
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, but you're not like The Rock.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_00: No, no.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_00: I'm more like Spider... I'm built like Spider-Man.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_00: So I am lengthy, but I am... Well, so Spider-Man is... He is cut.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_00: He has...
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_00: He has a lot of definition.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_00: Not a lot of heavy muscle.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like the tone.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't seen him shirtless or anything.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_00: Huh?
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_00: Spider-Man with Tobey Maguire when he takes his shirt off.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_03: Old Spider-Man.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_00: Old Spider-Man, yeah.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_00: Old Spider-Man, I apologize.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_00: Old Spider-Man was hot.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_00: All the Spider-Men have been lanky, but... And that is what Joaquin is.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_00: No rippling pectorals, but again, he has very nice muscle definition.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_00: Your rippling arcana.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_00: I do have rippling arcana.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_00: 2001 Britney Spears.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, he probably has that costume...
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_00: Most likely.
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_00: And somewhere on the boat.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_03: I can't say that's wrong.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_00: Technically, we're all pretty muscly because we're sailors!
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_00: A lot of shaking of ropes.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_00: What's your strength score, Lala?
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_00: She's very small, but that doesn't mean she's not strong.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_00: Different types of strength.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_03: This is about the same as yours, Joaquim.
• 56:29
  The difference is,
• 56:30
  Joaquim,
• 56:30
  you have a,
• 56:31
  I believe it's like a plus seven to your charisma.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, because I am charismatic as fuck.
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_03: Book only makes me more charismatic.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_03: So, yeah, I mean, Bishi sparkles out the fucking ass of this kid.
• 56:46
  I would say the amount of time it took them to identify all of
• 56:52
  these items would
• 56:53
  also be the amount of time it would take for you to finish up
• 56:56
  in the washroom
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_00: Our turn.
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_03: Because you would finish before Dietl.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_00: So, again, he... The... What is it?
• 57:15
  The facilities are florable,
• 57:20
  but he makes do,
• 57:22
  and he comes out shimmering.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_03: And again, 24 charisma, so, you know, slight beefy sparkles.
• 57:28
  You don't even have to find them attractive,
• 57:30
  but there's like a slight haze around.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_03: And it's just the steam coming out of the room.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_00: Terribly sorry.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_00: We left your bath bombs on the ship.
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_03: You are forgiven, child.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_00: What are you all doing?
• 57:51
  So you see Joaquin enter the workshop just as you finish
• 57:56
  figuring out your long belt.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_00: magic stuff.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_00: Zala's going to run past him because she wants to bathe next.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_03: Does she smell?
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'm disgusting!
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_03: Like swamp and cave.
• 58:17
  Well,
• 58:18
  not really,
• 58:18
  actually,
• 58:18
  because you guys washed up in the cave,
• 58:20
  so it's mostly just cave.
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_00: You smell like those damn mushrooms.
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_03: And the viscera, because she gutted the undead thing.
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_00: Ah, yes.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_00: So she's putrid.
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_00: Lovely.
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_00: Go do that.
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_00: And gunpowder.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_00: I placed long.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_00: Does Eonor still have eyeballs in places?
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_03: Not that you can tell currently.
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_03: No?
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_03: I know about that, right?
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I'm going to look at her.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_00: We like it.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_00: So now that we have a moment, what's up with the eyes?
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you see, you kept complaining about Thesson.
• 59:07
  So I found a way to make it so that you don't have to look at
• 59:11
  him anymore.
• 59:15
  And he just kind of gives like this blank stare and just blinks
• 59:20
  a couple of times.
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_00: Is that not a benefit?
• 59:25
  SPEAKER_03: I mean...
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_03: You tell me with your enhanced vision, apparently, and eyeball hands.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_00: I see everything.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_00: That's really creepy.
• 59:39
  SPEAKER_00: It's really useful.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_00: It's also really creepy.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_00: I could have eyes in the back of my head.
• 59:47
  You probably...
• 59:49
  Can I check to see if she does have an eyeball on her head?
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_00: I'll turn around and flip my hair up.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_03: I mean...
• 59:58
  You could make a Investigation check I mean It's not going to
• 1:00:07
  be It's not going to
• 1:00:08
  be too difficult I mean I mean There's no eyeball in the back
• 1:00:23
  of her head Like you
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_03: even use your hands
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, yeah.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_03: There's nothing.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_03: It's full skull.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you don't have one of those yet.
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yet.
• 1:00:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yet.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_00: And she's going to do finger guns.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yet.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_00: Does she have eyeballs in the hands that she does her finger guns?
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_00: No?
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_00: That was just what creeped him out the most.
• 1:00:54
  So he's always kind of looking at the palms of her hands to see
• 1:00:58
  if they sprout eyeballs.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_03: The tattoo is still on her right arm that goes up to her shoulder.
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_03: From her wrist to her shoulder.
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_00: I have my detect magic up.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_00: What am I sensing from that?
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_03: It's not magical currently.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_03: It's more like an arcane burn.
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_03: Mm.
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_03: Joaquin just looks at that tattoo.
• 1:01:28
  SPEAKER_03: That's fucking weird.
• 1:01:33
  SPEAKER_00: That's fine.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_00: It's not fine.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's fucking weird.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_00: Life is weird.
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, Yanora, what the fuck is going on?
• 1:01:46
  You're supposed to be the clear investigator,
• 1:01:50
  and I'm supposed to get into the weird shit.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_00: Wait.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you know, I decided that you weren't doing enough weird shit.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_00: So I felt obligated to start doing the weird things.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_00: You can't even say that with a straight face.
• 1:02:11
  SPEAKER_00: You made me do this.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_00: And she's going to keep her face as blank as possible.
• 1:02:15
  SPEAKER_00: And Joaquin just... Yeah, Joaquin holds right there and just...
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_00: staring contest.
• 1:02:26
  SPEAKER_03: And he minor illusions two big eyes behind him as well.
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_00: Besides, he's just a bird and she's going to stroke her shoulders.
• 1:02:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not even talking about the demon bird.
• 1:02:42
  SPEAKER_00: Okay?
• 1:02:44
  I'm talking about the sleeve tattoo that you just kind of got
• 1:02:49
  that's tied to your eyeballs.
• 1:02:55
  SPEAKER_03: I need both of you to make a performance check for this staring contest.
• 1:03:04
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, I'm holding the bow.
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_00: I'm Inspiration Knight because that's a natural one.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_00: I know I'm not in the room,
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_00: but this is all a very...
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_00: I have advantage on charisma saving throws.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_00: Would that count for performance or no?
• 1:03:22
  SPEAKER_03: You have to hold it.
• 1:03:22
  SPEAKER_03: It has to be on your...
• 1:03:24
  SPEAKER_00: It's all my person.
• 1:03:27
  SPEAKER_00: Very dad conversation.
• 1:03:30
  SPEAKER_00: Super, super judgy.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_00: He wins, without a doubt.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_03: The inspiration, the natural one.
• 1:03:43
  SPEAKER_00: That's a nice save, though, from nat 1 to a 19.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_03: He didn't want to have you guys penalized with the natural.
• 1:03:52
  SPEAKER_03: That would give me benefits.
• 1:03:54
  SPEAKER_03: Indeed.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_03: So it's not necessarily his staring at you that gets you.
• 1:04:02
  SPEAKER_03: It's the minor illusion to eyes behind him that gets you.
• 1:04:05
  Because you're staring and you see the eyes and you just don't
• 1:04:10
  know which one to focus on.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_03: And then eventually you just start laughing and blink.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 1:04:19
  SPEAKER_03: So, Joaquim, you won that staring contest.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know why you try to do these things.
• 1:04:28
  SPEAKER_00: Someone's got to try to knock you down a peg.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_00: There's always tomorrow.
• 1:04:34
  SPEAKER_00: And behind her.
• 1:04:44
  SPEAKER_03: Joaquim, did you have anything that needed to be identified?
• 1:04:49
  SPEAKER_03: I do not.
• 1:04:51
  SPEAKER_00: I already know what the compass is and does.
• 1:04:55
  I don't have any other items that I am unaware that I can see,
• 1:05:00
  that I see in my,
• 1:05:01
  in my backpack.
• 1:05:04
  SPEAKER_03: Who has the quill?
• 1:05:07
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry?
• 1:05:09
  SPEAKER_00: Praka, I think.
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_03: Praka, do you have the quill also?
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're not, nothing's coming through.
• 1:05:21
  SPEAKER_03: It just kind of sounds like weird breathing.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_03: No, he has a shell, not the quill.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_00: I am like 99% sure that Ynor took the quill.
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_03: I think Ynor had the quill.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because I remember her talking to it.
• 1:05:48
  SPEAKER_00: Quill was a sassy pants.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_03: No, the quill wasn't sentient.
• 1:05:55
  SPEAKER_00: The book was a sassy pants.
• 1:05:57
  SPEAKER_03: The book is what Joaquim has.
• 1:05:58
  SPEAKER_03: That's why I thought Joaquim also took the quill.
• 1:06:02
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I know they were together.
• 1:06:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, Joaquim took the book.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_00: I still feel like Yenor took the quill, but either way.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_03: Joaquim, I'm going to say you do have an unidentified magic item.
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_03: This mystery quill?
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, because I'm pretty sure you took it with the book.
• 1:06:24
  SPEAKER_03: If it was like in the book, then I probably... Yeah, they were together.
• 1:06:28
  SPEAKER_03: Then I did so unknowingly.
• 1:06:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty sure you grabbed the quill.
• 1:06:36
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think anyone else,
• 1:06:36
  because no one else went in that room after you kind of ran in
• 1:06:40
  and grabbed the
• 1:06:40
  SPEAKER_03: book.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_03: So you do have a quill that needs to be identified.
• 1:06:46
  So Joaquin would go into his back and be like,
• 1:06:49
  I know what the damn book does,
• 1:06:50
  but this.
• 1:06:54
  SPEAKER_03: And I'll kind of walk over to Belfast.
• 1:06:58
  SPEAKER_03: This is Belfast, right?
• 1:07:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:07:01
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_03: I'll walk over to him and kind of wave it in his face.
• 1:07:04
  SPEAKER_00: All right, mister.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_03: Tell me what this does.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she has all my equipment, so...
• 1:07:15
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just gonna point to the monocle on my face.
• 1:07:18
  SPEAKER_00: You know, you're really bad at noticing things.
• 1:07:24
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I noticed your eyes.
• 1:07:27
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, you got a one glass.
• 1:07:31
  SPEAKER_00: Is that a magical thing?
• 1:07:33
  SPEAKER_00: It might be.
• 1:07:34
  SPEAKER_00: Give me the feather.
• 1:07:38
  SPEAKER_03: I give her the feather.
• 1:07:42
  SPEAKER_00: Roll investigation.
• 1:07:45
  SPEAKER_03: This is a...
• 1:07:46
  SPEAKER_03: This one you have an option because...
• 1:07:49
  SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say because Wakeem has Arcana but Wakeem's not very smart.
• 1:08:07
  SPEAKER_03: For reference, Wakeem's Arcana with proficiency is the same as yours.
• 1:08:13
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, that's really bad.
• 1:08:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, again, I'm not, I'm, I'm baseline smart.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's, he's like 10, like average smart.
• 1:08:25
  SPEAKER_00: I have a plus four to intelligence.
• 1:08:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:08:28
  SPEAKER_00: That's really bad.
• 1:08:29
  So yes,
• 1:08:30
  you know,
• 1:08:31
  you can do either your investigation or Arcana at advantage.
• 1:08:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to inspiration that.
• 1:08:38
  SPEAKER_00: Joaquin is literally just like a pretty vapid
• 1:08:43
  pretty boy vapid you know a vapid pretty boy he's not smart it
• 1:08:50
  is a 26 though so
• 1:08:51
  she's helping you out greatly i'm so useful uh so you i don't
• 1:09:01
  have to remove it
• 1:09:01
  because you didn't add the mysterious quilt here inventory but
• 1:09:04
  you are gonna get
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_03: what it is
• 1:09:14
  SPEAKER_03: And then,
• 1:09:15
  SPEAKER_03: Joaquim,
• 1:09:15
  SPEAKER_03: if you would refresh your character sheet to see your new item,
• 1:09:20
  SPEAKER_03: and you can read his description.
• 1:09:29
  SPEAKER_03: Meanwhile,
• 1:09:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yanor,
• 1:09:29
  your eye's going a little weird from having this monocle in it
• 1:09:33
  this whole time.
• 1:09:34
  SPEAKER_00: What's it doing?
• 1:09:35
  SPEAKER_03: Your eye?
• 1:09:36
  It's just doing the thing that eyes do when you're staring
• 1:09:39
  through something for a while.
• 1:09:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're focusing in and out?
• 1:09:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:09:42
  SPEAKER_00: Can I flick it up?
• 1:09:44
  SPEAKER_03: You can take it off.
• 1:09:47
  SPEAKER_00: Take it off and I put it in my pocket.
• 1:09:50
  SPEAKER_00: I told him, I'm keeping it.
• 1:09:53
  SPEAKER_00: It's mine now.
• 1:09:55
  SPEAKER_03: Put it in your inventory as a custom item.
• 1:09:57
  SPEAKER_03: I'll make an item for it for you.
• 1:09:59
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely, I need this.
• 1:10:07
  SPEAKER_00: It's the what?
• 1:10:11
  SPEAKER_00: Monocle of... Identification.
• 1:10:15
  SPEAKER_00: Identification.
• 1:10:18
  SPEAKER_00: See,
• 1:10:18
  SPEAKER_00: more positive traits of Mr.
• 1:10:20
  SPEAKER_00: Belfast,
• 1:10:21
  as I love a man who lets you just take his shit and he does
• 1:10:24
  nothing about it.
• 1:10:25
  SPEAKER_00: See, we need to keep him around so we can keep stealing shit.
• 1:10:29
  SPEAKER_03: Technically, it's part of your payment.
• 1:10:32
  SPEAKER_00: I don't get it.
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_03: Joaquim, do you see the item on your sheet?
• 1:10:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I certainly do.
• 1:10:44
  SPEAKER_00: Can I just equip Asfer?
• 1:10:47
  SPEAKER_03: Asfer.
• 1:10:48
  SPEAKER_00: Asfer.
• 1:10:49
  SPEAKER_03: You'd have to move her to your equipment, but yes.
• 1:10:54
  SPEAKER_00: Is there an easy way to do that or no?
• 1:10:58
  SPEAKER_03: If you right-click on her move.
• 1:11:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, click and... I guess it's normal click and move.
• 1:11:07
  SPEAKER_03: One of the actions on there should be moved.
• 1:11:11
  uh you know since you are identifying the item his item is the
• 1:11:17
  devil quill made
• 1:11:21
  from the tip of a devil's horn when used to sign any contract
• 1:11:25
  using the signer's
• 1:11:26
  blood it binds the signer to that contract like a permanent
• 1:11:30
  geass spell geish spell
• 1:11:33
  however you say that a contract signed in this manner cannot be
• 1:11:38
  broken unless the
• 1:11:39
  SPEAKER_03: quill is broken
• 1:11:41
  SPEAKER_03: or the signer is released by the other party.
• 1:11:46
  This effect is permanent,
• 1:11:47
  but the signer must enter into the agreement willingly.
• 1:11:50
  SPEAKER_03: However, they can be tricked, persuaded, or coerced to sign.
• 1:11:56
  SPEAKER_03: This one is also a credit to YesNRPGs on the various social medias.
• 1:12:18
  We'll add that a bond cutter that we identified earlier is also
• 1:12:22
  from yes and RPGs
• 1:12:24
  SPEAKER_03: from various social medias.
• 1:12:29
  SPEAKER_03: You know, you will see that as for also requires attunement.
• 1:12:38
  SPEAKER_03: Does she not?
• 1:12:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no.
• 1:12:43
  SPEAKER_03: So knowing that
• 1:12:48
  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
• 1:12:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's what the quill is that you got with your book, Joaquin.
• 1:12:57
  SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
• 1:13:04
  SPEAKER_00: The book really wants me to sign people's souls a lot.
• 1:13:10
  SPEAKER_03: It may have just been coincidentally stored with the book.
• 1:13:14
  SPEAKER_03: It may not have been part of the book.
• 1:13:19
  SPEAKER_00: It is an interesting tool to have, though.
• 1:13:25
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:13:25
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to put that in my backpack.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:13:30
  SPEAKER_00: Coincidentally.
• 1:13:33
  SPEAKER_00: Don't believe him.
• 1:13:33
  SPEAKER_03: You know what?
• 1:13:38
  I will say,
• 1:13:40
  you can mark it as attuned on your person now,
• 1:13:43
  but it'll be over time.
• 1:13:47
  SPEAKER_03: When the rest coming up, that you actually attuned to it.
• 1:13:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just doing it so I don't forget.
• 1:13:52
  SPEAKER_03: About this time,
• 1:13:53
  SPEAKER_03: I see,
• 1:13:53
  SPEAKER_03: Deedle,
• 1:13:54
  SPEAKER_03: you finished up your washing and have gone into the kitchen with Krakka.
• 1:14:01
  SPEAKER_03: Krakka, what have you been cooking up during this just over an hour?
• 1:14:08
  SPEAKER_03: Um...
• 1:14:16
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know exactly what I found.
• 1:14:19
  SPEAKER_03: Various types of meats.
• 1:14:23
  SPEAKER_03: Root vegetables.
• 1:14:27
  SPEAKER_03: Grains.
• 1:14:34
  SPEAKER_01: Some kind of...
• 1:14:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like whichever meat it would be,
• 1:14:39
  SPEAKER_01: I would...
• 1:14:41
  SPEAKER_01: I would cut it open and I would stuff it with...
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_01: I would use the grains and the vegetables to make a stuffing.
• 1:14:51
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:14:52
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
• 1:14:53
  SPEAKER_03: Like a stuffed chicken or... You found various chickens.
• 1:15:00
  SPEAKER_03: So yeah, you could do a couple stuffed chickens.
• 1:15:04
  SPEAKER_03: Found stuff to make bread too.
• 1:15:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yul's kind of just sniffing while you're cooking.
• 1:15:26
  SPEAKER_03: Is there anything else that either of you are doing during this time?
• 1:15:35
  SPEAKER_03: I guess,
• 1:15:35
  SPEAKER_03: Kraka,
• 1:15:35
  you would have been in there for about an hour by yourself
• 1:15:38
  before Deedle came in.
• 1:15:49
  SPEAKER_01: Um...
• 1:15:52
  SPEAKER_03: Is it at a spot now where I'm just waiting for it to finish?
• 1:15:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:15:56
  SPEAKER_03: Could Deedle take over for me so I can go wash up?
• 1:16:00
  SPEAKER_03: Because all I did was really wash my hands just so I could prep the food.
• 1:16:03
  SPEAKER_03: I'm still kind of filthy from the waist down.
• 1:16:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's up to Deedle.
• 1:16:15
  SPEAKER_01: What do I have to stir?
• 1:16:22
  SPEAKER_01: Well, just keep an eye on the chicken as it cooks.
• 1:16:28
  SPEAKER_01: It's already prepped and everything is just cooking.
• 1:16:29
  SPEAKER_01: Just make sure it doesn't burn.
• 1:16:32
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 1:16:33
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:16:37
  SPEAKER_03: And so you can go off and get yourself washed up, Krakka.
• 1:16:41
  SPEAKER_03: That'd be there.
• 1:16:56
  say like 10 or 15 minutes after that,
• 1:17:00
  Lala,
• 1:17:01
  you probably get done in the washroom.
• 1:17:08
  It's got to be at least 30 because I definitely had one of
• 1:17:12
  Joaquim's bath bombs
• 1:17:14
  SPEAKER_00: like in my back pocket.
• 1:17:15
  SPEAKER_03: So that would have been like 10 or 15 minutes after that.
• 1:17:24
  Krakka went into the washroom,
• 1:17:25
  so you would have been in there for like 45,
• 1:17:27
  an hour.
• 1:17:29
  SPEAKER_00: I returned smelling like one of Joaquin's bath bombs.
• 1:17:34
  SPEAKER_03: At the same time,
• 1:17:35
  SPEAKER_03: all of you,
• 1:17:36
  SPEAKER_03: all of you minus Krakka,
• 1:17:38
  SPEAKER_03: begin smelling the like fresh roasted meat smell.
• 1:17:50
  SPEAKER_00: Is this a desk?
• 1:17:51
  SPEAKER_00: Like a school desk.
• 1:17:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:17:53
  SPEAKER_03: It's like a school work desk type deal.
• 1:17:57
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
• 1:17:58
  SPEAKER_00: They had these in the real schools.
• 1:18:02
  SPEAKER_03: Real schools as opposed to fake schools?
• 1:18:06
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah.
• 1:18:07
  SPEAKER_00: We couldn't have desks for all of us.
• 1:18:09
  So it was two to a desk and most of them only had three legs on
• 1:18:13
  the chairs.
• 1:18:16
  SPEAKER_00: I like it.
• 1:18:19
  SPEAKER_03: This one is a full desk.
• 1:18:22
  SPEAKER_03: So not like it's a little bigger than the standard school desk.
• 1:18:26
  SPEAKER_03: And the chair is definitely a four legged chair.
• 1:18:33
  SPEAKER_03: I like it.
• 1:18:36
  It is fully stocked with various writing implements and various
• 1:18:43
  types of paper.
• 1:18:44
  SPEAKER_00: Are there crayons?
• 1:18:53
  SPEAKER_03: in that desk,
• 1:18:54
  SPEAKER_03: no,
• 1:18:54
  SPEAKER_03: but Mr.
• 1:18:55
  SPEAKER_03: Belfast kind of yells from back where he's at,
• 1:18:59
  SPEAKER_03: if you want crayons,
• 1:19:00
  SPEAKER_03: they're in the shelving unit right next to the desk there.
• 1:19:04
  SPEAKER_03: Pull out one of those boxes.
• 1:19:07
  SPEAKER_00: This thing?
• 1:19:09
  Yeah,
• 1:19:09
  so right there,
• 1:19:10
  there's a bunch of shelving units all next to each other.
• 1:19:12
  In this one,
• 1:19:15
  there's a couple of boxes in there and you peek in and find
• 1:19:18
  some crayons.
• 1:19:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, stuff.
• 1:19:22
  SPEAKER_00: She's going to take them and draw at the desk.
• 1:19:28
  SPEAKER_00: She'll better review the symbols that she took off the buildings.
• 1:19:35
  SPEAKER_03: You're going to review them with crayon?
• 1:19:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's colors.
• 1:19:40
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:19:46
  SPEAKER_00: Look how pretty they are!
• 1:19:52
  SPEAKER_00: Much better than charcoal.
• 1:19:57
  Deedle,
• 1:19:57
  you do notice that the chicken is starting to get that nice
• 1:20:03
  color on it.
• 1:20:03
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to go ahead and flip them one more time.
• 1:20:13
  SPEAKER_03: Looks like the underside also has that nice even color on it.
• 1:20:16
  SPEAKER_03: It's even all around.
• 1:20:17
  SPEAKER_01: All right, then I'm going to bring them out and let the meat rust.
• 1:20:22
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:20:25
  SPEAKER_03: They definitely feel done and look done, and they smell pretty good.
• 1:20:31
  SPEAKER_03: Kraken knows what he's doing in the kitchen.
• 1:20:33
  SPEAKER_01: Gurdlin' chicken.
• 1:20:37
  SPEAKER_03: And he made,
• 1:20:38
  SPEAKER_03: like...
• 1:20:40
  SPEAKER_03: There's,
• 1:20:40
  SPEAKER_03: like,
• 1:20:42
  SPEAKER_03: just about one chicken for each of you that he threw in that oven.
• 1:20:50
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna need it.
• 1:20:52
  SPEAKER_03: Now, they're small.
• 1:20:52
  SPEAKER_03: They're slightly smaller.
• 1:20:53
  SPEAKER_03: They're not like the beefed up mass-produced chickens.
• 1:20:56
  SPEAKER_03: They're slightly smaller chickens.
• 1:20:59
  SPEAKER_00: Are they organic?
• 1:21:04
  SPEAKER_03: I think technically everything is organic.
• 1:21:09
  SPEAKER_03: What would be considered not organic in D&D?
• 1:21:13
  SPEAKER_00: Did they use GMOs?
• 1:21:15
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, can we just say that it's small game?
• 1:21:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's just random birds like pheasants and stuff like that?
• 1:21:21
  SPEAKER_03: We couldn't go with small game.
• 1:21:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:21:25
  SPEAKER_03: Small game instead of just purely chicken,
• 1:21:28
  you just found a bunch of different kind of small birds to
• 1:21:33
  stuff and throw and oven
• 1:21:34
  SPEAKER_03: roast.
• 1:21:35
  SPEAKER_01: That sounds good.
• 1:21:43
  By the time the chicken's done resting croc,
• 1:21:44
  I'd say you're done washing up.
• 1:21:58
  SPEAKER_03: And as everyone congregates back in the mess hall,
• 1:22:02
  SPEAKER_03: we are going to take our break for the evening.
• 1:22:06
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• 1:22:12
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• 1:22:18
  of these items and
• 1:22:20
  SPEAKER_03: probably questioning Mr.
• 1:22:22
  SPEAKER_03: Belfast some more.
• 1:22:24
  SPEAKER_00: Cutting off the hands and feet of chickens.
• 1:22:29
  SPEAKER_03: And closing up with a long rest.
• 1:22:31
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  SPEAKER_03: We're going to jump back in after the Secondhand Souls,
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  SPEAKER_03: now their group name,
• 1:23:28
  SPEAKER_03: have finished washing up and identifying some of their items.
• 1:23:31
  SPEAKER_03: Food has been cooking and is now ready, so everyone is gathering to eat.
• 1:23:40
  SPEAKER_03: Probably their first actual real meal in
• 1:23:44
  SPEAKER_03: A week.
• 1:23:46
  SPEAKER_03: A few days to a week, probably.
• 1:23:49
  SPEAKER_03: And a really good hot meal that's not just from ship rations.
• 1:24:00
  SPEAKER_00: Where did this come from if there's nobody manning this place?
• 1:24:09
  SPEAKER_01: All of the food was magically preserved.
• 1:24:13
  SPEAKER_00: Magically preserved.
• 1:24:19
  SPEAKER_01: Magically delicious.
• 1:24:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah,
• 1:24:26
  I had some of my arcane associates put enchantments on some of
• 1:24:34
  these containers to
• 1:24:35
  SPEAKER_03: make sure that the stuff stored here didn't go bad.
• 1:24:43
  SPEAKER_00: You're lucky I'm too hungry to be suspicious.
• 1:24:58
  He also eats some of the food and her and Puppyfish begin
• 1:25:04
  fighting over food.
• 1:25:06
  SPEAKER_01: So what did y'all figure out while I was cooking?
• 1:25:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we were cooking.
• 1:25:15
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Kruka.
• 1:25:17
  SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
• 1:25:18
  SPEAKER_00: You're welcome.
• 1:25:24
  SPEAKER_00: My rock is a special rock.
• 1:25:29
  SPEAKER_00: Besides just being perfectly smooth and round.
• 1:25:33
  SPEAKER_00: More special than that, even.
• 1:25:34
  SPEAKER_00: There's stuff inside.
• 1:25:36
  SPEAKER_00: I understand.
• 1:25:41
  SPEAKER_00: I can wake the dead.
• 1:25:45
  SPEAKER_01: Like necromancy?
• 1:25:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:25:50
  SPEAKER_00: And or make gold.
• 1:25:54
  SPEAKER_00: One or the other.
• 1:25:56
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's an odd type of necromancy.
• 1:26:02
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, necromancer gotta eat.
• 1:26:06
  SPEAKER_01: Well, at least we know we won't go broke or die broke.
• 1:26:17
  SPEAKER_00: Broker, Dad, I got you covered with my rolly stone.
• 1:26:21
  SPEAKER_00: She rolls it across the table to Krakka.
• 1:26:29
  SPEAKER_01: Like, gently stop it on the table.
• 1:26:31
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want it to break if there's stuff inside of it.
• 1:26:39
  SPEAKER_00: But it's very fun to roll.
• 1:26:41
  SPEAKER_01: I roll it back.
• 1:26:42
  SPEAKER_00: Heck yeah.
• 1:26:44
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:26:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yenor has a new girlfriend sword.
• 1:26:58
  SPEAKER_00: She's a bow.
• 1:27:00
  SPEAKER_00: Actually.
• 1:27:01
  SPEAKER_00: She likes when you play with her strings.
• 1:27:04
  SPEAKER_00: Girlfriend bow.
• 1:27:07
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 1:27:09
  SPEAKER_03: Kind of gives like the raised eyebrow.
• 1:27:12
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 1:27:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah I have to flirt with people every day now.
• 1:27:19
  SPEAKER_00: Haven't decided on who yet though.
• 1:27:22
  SPEAKER_01: I mean.
• 1:27:25
  You were with Akeem for a long time,
• 1:27:27
  so I kind of see where it comes from.
• 1:27:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's rubbed off.
• 1:27:38
  SPEAKER_00: What color are Kraka's eyes?
• 1:27:50
  SPEAKER_01: Um... Like a...
• 1:27:57
  SPEAKER_01: forest green.
• 1:28:00
  SPEAKER_00: Your eyes look absolutely luminous today, Krakka.
• 1:28:05
  SPEAKER_00: Just amazing.
• 1:28:10
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 1:28:10
  SPEAKER_01: No one's really never noticed my eyes before.
• 1:28:17
  SPEAKER_00: They're very pretty.
• 1:28:23
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 1:28:27
  SPEAKER_03: If it's vertical blush, I'd be blushing.
• 1:28:34
  SPEAKER_00: Does Asfer have anything to say about my abysmal flirting skills?
• 1:28:40
  SPEAKER_03: You're not attuned to her yet.
• 1:28:42
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, good.
• 1:28:44
  SPEAKER_00: I have to practice.
• 1:28:49
  SPEAKER_03: And you shouldn't have abysmal flirting skills.
• 1:28:51
  SPEAKER_03: You have a decent charisma.
• 1:28:54
  SPEAKER_00: I have been married for a long time.
• 1:28:57
  SPEAKER_03: That's fair.
• 1:28:58
  SPEAKER_00: I also don't flirt with dudes ever.
• 1:29:01
  SPEAKER_03: Kinda takes care of most of that for you.
• 1:29:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:29:08
  SPEAKER_01: Once we're done eating, can we figure out what this stuff is?
• 1:29:10
  SPEAKER_01: Can I pull out the braces?
• 1:29:15
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
• 1:29:17
  SPEAKER_00: As soon as I'm done eating, I'll take a look at those.
• 1:29:19
  Let's say you guys have been eating and conversing this whole
• 1:29:25
  time,
• 1:29:25
  including while
• 1:29:28
  we,
• 1:29:29
  the physical people behind the microphones and the screens have
• 1:29:31
  been on break.
• 1:29:32
  You guys were eating and whatnot and conversing and doing
• 1:29:36
  whatever else it was that
• 1:29:37
  SPEAKER_03: you wanted to do.
• 1:29:38
  Um,
• 1:29:42
  everyone's sitting close enough that you can all hear this
• 1:29:45
  here,
• 1:29:45
  like the conversation.
• 1:29:47
  So is there anything else that anyone wants to talk about while
• 1:29:49
  you are eating,
• 1:29:50
  SPEAKER_03: uh,
• 1:29:51
  SPEAKER_03: before you Nora would break off again to help?
• 1:30:06
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, the only question I have is you said this is a storehouse.
• 1:30:10
  SPEAKER_01: This is more like a hideout than a storehouse warehouse.
• 1:30:21
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
• 1:30:22
  SPEAKER_03: Is this not what other warehouses that you have look like?
• 1:30:27
  SPEAKER_03: All my warehouses are outfitted like this.
• 1:30:38
  SPEAKER_03: Some of them are larger, obviously.
• 1:30:41
  Especially the ones that are attached to the manufacturing
• 1:30:46
  facilities for the
• 1:30:49
  SPEAKER_03: automaton that you guys pretended to fight.
• 1:31:00
  SPEAKER_03: More or less, they have a mess hall with a
• 1:31:05
  kitchen and a brewery area and a bunch of rooms and bathrooms
• 1:31:09
  and a workshop how
• 1:31:15
  many warehouses do you think we own maybe not own but have
• 1:31:23
  visited snuck into yeah
• 1:31:26
  SPEAKER_03: you're broken into
• 1:31:35
  um i live my life on the sea i don't know i can't speak for
• 1:31:40
  anybody else though no
• 1:31:44
  room warehouses in the city or the sea both places kind of
• 1:31:51
  warehouse free mostly
• 1:31:53
  swamps and like hick villages gotta have room for both the
• 1:31:58
  warehouses and the party
• 1:31:59
  SPEAKER_00: lot
• 1:32:03
  SPEAKER_03: Got warehouses in the city.
• 1:32:09
  SPEAKER_00: Less.
• 1:32:31
  SPEAKER_00: Your grasp of regular people is slim, isn't it?
• 1:32:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:32:37
  SPEAKER_03: I don't hang out with a lot of regular people.
• 1:32:39
  I don't hang out with a lot of people who aren't just trying to
• 1:32:44
  kiss your ass in general.
• 1:32:47
  SPEAKER_00: He needs friends.
• 1:32:50
  SPEAKER_00: Needs... Needs is doing a lot of work there.
• 1:32:56
  SPEAKER_00: He needs friends, and we need him to get his equipment...
• 1:33:00
  SPEAKER_00: And to fix things when they break.
• 1:33:04
  SPEAKER_00: Also, you should show me how to do that parkour stuff.
• 1:33:09
  SPEAKER_00: You're awfully big for all that.
• 1:33:10
  SPEAKER_00: No offense.
• 1:33:21
  SPEAKER_01: What else can we do in this fancy workshop of yours?
• 1:33:28
  SPEAKER_03: What else can we do?
• 1:33:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well,
• 1:33:33
  SPEAKER_03: unfortunately,
• 1:33:34
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have a parkour gym in this one,
• 1:33:36
  SPEAKER_03: so we'll have to do that at another one.
• 1:33:41
  SPEAKER_03: But you could try to create stuff here.
• 1:33:44
  SPEAKER_03: You could make your own.
• 1:33:45
  In the brewer's room,
• 1:33:48
  you could make your own,
• 1:33:52
  well,
• 1:33:52
  whatever you want to brew.
• 1:33:54
  SPEAKER_00: Isn't that the point of parkour?
• 1:33:56
  SPEAKER_00: You could do it anywhere?
• 1:33:57
  SPEAKER_00: You did it in a cake.
• 1:34:00
  When you're learning to do it,
• 1:34:02
  you should do it in a controlled environment.
• 1:34:07
  SPEAKER_00: Learning smirning, I'll jump off your head.
• 1:34:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well,
• 1:34:10
  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
• 1:34:10
  that other room with the stage and the boxes is a pretty big
• 1:34:13
  enough room you can do
• 1:34:14
  SPEAKER_03: some parkour in.
• 1:34:18
  SPEAKER_03: Eh.
• 1:34:18
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
• 1:34:20
  SPEAKER_00: Lala punches the air with her little chicken drumsticks in each hand.
• 1:34:27
  SPEAKER_01: No, well, I know about the brewery.
• 1:34:29
  SPEAKER_01: I'm definitely going to go in there and brew some stuff.
• 1:34:31
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm at the workshop.
• 1:34:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I've been trying to... Like, I don't know.
• 1:34:37
  SPEAKER_01: See if I can find a way to... Attach these hammers to my whip.
• 1:34:47
  SPEAKER_03: Or something.
• 1:34:48
  SPEAKER_03: Or... Modify my weapon somehow.
• 1:34:54
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 1:34:54
  SPEAKER_01: Now, unless...
• 1:34:57
  SPEAKER_03: Unless here's a blacksmith.
• 1:35:06
  SPEAKER_03: We don't really have the equipment in this facility to do that.
• 1:35:11
  SPEAKER_03: By normal means.
• 1:35:18
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe an enchanter could do it.
• 1:35:26
  SPEAKER_00: I used to know a blacksmith when we were locked up in prison.
• 1:35:30
  SPEAKER_00: He was in for forgery.
• 1:35:31
  SPEAKER_03: What was he forging as a blacksmith?
• 1:35:40
  SPEAKER_01: It was a dad joke in disguise.
• 1:35:50
  SPEAKER_00: Blacksmith.
• 1:35:51
  SPEAKER_00: Forge.
• 1:35:52
  SPEAKER_00: Forgery.
• 1:35:54
  SPEAKER_00: It's a joke.
• 1:35:59
  SPEAKER_00: I'm ashamed that that took me a minute.
• 1:36:21
  SPEAKER_03: There's...
• 1:36:23
  SPEAKER_03: No other conversations to be had in the present moment, Yenor.
• 1:36:30
  SPEAKER_03: You would...
• 1:36:32
  You don't necessarily have to go back into the workshop area
• 1:36:34
  because you put the
• 1:36:35
  SPEAKER_03: monocle in your pocket.
• 1:36:36
  SPEAKER_03: However, the workshop area does have more space to lay things out.
• 1:36:42
  SPEAKER_00: I can still help.
• 1:36:43
  SPEAKER_00: I brought my hands.
• 1:36:45
  SPEAKER_00: He just left him on the counter, right?
• 1:36:48
  SPEAKER_03: Crocco, where were you putting your stuff?
• 1:37:00
  SPEAKER_01: Right there on the edge of the table that I was sitting at.
• 1:37:03
  I mean,
• 1:37:03
  I can...
• 1:37:04
  If you're still in the workshop,
• 1:37:06
  I'll just bring them in to you.
• 1:37:08
  SPEAKER_00: No, I can just grab them and carry them back to the workshop.
• 1:37:16
  SPEAKER_03: So... People are eating there.
• 1:37:25
  SPEAKER_03: Crocco, what is it?
• 1:37:29
  that you had you had the metal pieces I had the mysterious
• 1:37:33
  bracers and three
• 1:37:35
  mysterious metal bars okay see what that is which would you
• 1:37:46
  like to start with uh
• 1:37:48
  the metal bars okay and that's just investigation or arcana
• 1:37:55
  again oh with the
• 1:37:57
  SPEAKER_03: monocle yes
• 1:38:03
  SPEAKER_03: 25.
• 1:38:05
  SPEAKER_03: So each of the bars are the same.
• 1:38:07
  SPEAKER_03: They are.
• 1:38:14
  SPEAKER_03: A metal.
• 1:38:23
  SPEAKER_01: Is this not.
• 1:38:24
  SPEAKER_03: I made this an item.
• 1:38:29
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:38:33
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to add it.
• 1:38:36
  SPEAKER_03: Apparently did not put this in as an item.
• 1:38:40
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to have to adjust this, but.
• 1:38:59
  SPEAKER_03: Krakka, if you look at your inventory,
• 1:39:05
  SPEAKER_03: There's a new custom item towards the bottom of your backpack.
• 1:39:25
  SPEAKER_03: Of your water skin.
• 1:39:34
  SPEAKER_01: Tufro?
• 1:39:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:39:37
  SPEAKER_01: One?
• 1:39:37
  SPEAKER_01: It should be three.
• 1:39:42
  SPEAKER_03: What's two for all?
• 1:39:46
  SPEAKER_03: This extremely rare precious metal is only found within an elven forest.
• 1:39:53
  SPEAKER_03: It's in the description.
• 1:39:59
  SPEAKER_01: The residue in the Fey Realm,
• 1:40:02
  SPEAKER_01: oh,
• 1:40:03
  I can't read the whole thing because it's like the scroll bars
• 1:40:05
  caught it off.
• 1:40:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's weird.
• 1:40:07
  SPEAKER_03: It's only found within the elven forest that resides in the Fey Realm.
• 1:40:14
  There has only ever been one chunk of this ore ever found in
• 1:40:18
  recorded history.
• 1:40:20
  SPEAKER_03: This makes it extremely rare and valuable.
• 1:40:23
  It takes an expert blacksmith that has knowledge and experience
• 1:40:26
  working with rare
• 1:40:26
  SPEAKER_03: ores,
• 1:40:27
  SPEAKER_03: such as adamantine or mithril.
• 1:40:30
  SPEAKER_03: Any armor made with this material is extremely flexible and durable.
• 1:40:34
  SPEAKER_03: Any weapon made with this material is extremely light and durable.
• 1:40:38
  Anyone who finds this mineral or something made from it will be
• 1:40:41
  quite wealthy and
• 1:40:42
  SPEAKER_03: quite sought out.
• 1:40:43
  This includes by those who are more than happy to steal and
• 1:40:47
  kill to acquire it.
• 1:40:59
  So you have,
• 1:41:00
  and this is courtesy of tabletop storybooks on the various
• 1:41:04
  social medias.
• 1:41:06
  SPEAKER_03: Not my complete metal idea.
• 1:41:16
  SPEAKER_03: So you have three bars of two frill.
• 1:41:35
  You know,
• 1:41:35
  the only other item is the or I should say are the pair of
• 1:41:41
  racers.
• 1:41:47
  SPEAKER_00: I shall check those out.
• 1:41:55
  SPEAKER_00: Do I have another thing?
• 1:42:00
  SPEAKER_00: I do not.
• 1:42:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to have to stick with the 13.
• 1:42:09
  SPEAKER_00: I have nothing.
• 1:42:10
  SPEAKER_00: 13.
• 1:42:18
  SPEAKER_03: The mod begins flickering a little bit as you're staring at these.
• 1:42:30
  SPEAKER_03: It's not giving you the data that is required.
• 1:42:40
  SPEAKER_00: Here, Kraka, you try.
• 1:42:42
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna pass him the monocle.
• 1:42:46
  SPEAKER_00: But I want it back.
• 1:42:49
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, wait, what?
• 1:42:50
  SPEAKER_01: Do I just look through it?
• 1:42:54
  SPEAKER_00: Just look through it.
• 1:42:55
  SPEAKER_00: It should tell you what it is.
• 1:42:57
  SPEAKER_01: I put the monocle up to my eye and, like,
• 1:43:09
  turn it a little bit like try to like focus it and then like i
• 1:43:14
  wait till the point
• 1:43:14
  till i can like let it go so it just stays there by itself and
• 1:43:19
  then i look at the
• 1:43:22
  bracers you can either make an arcana or and well at least for
• 1:43:29
  you it'd just be an
• 1:43:29
  SPEAKER_03: arcana check actually
• 1:43:39
  SPEAKER_03: 12?
• 1:43:41
  SPEAKER_03: It's just flickering for you, too.
• 1:43:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's not really giving you any information.
• 1:43:54
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's just kind of... Sparkling.
• 1:44:02
  SPEAKER_00: Damn.
• 1:44:03
  SPEAKER_00: Where's Vakim?
• 1:44:04
  SPEAKER_03: Team, you're the magician.
• 1:44:06
  Can you see if there's anything magical or see if this monocle
• 1:44:15
  works for you?
• 1:44:31
  SPEAKER_03: Hakeem is not in this room with you, so he is still eating.
• 1:44:34
  So one of you would have to...
• 1:44:35
  I guess,
• 1:44:37
  Crocker,
• 1:44:37
  you could yell back into your closest.
• 1:44:39
  SPEAKER_03: You could yell back into the mess hall for Hakeem.
• 1:44:46
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, Hakeem.
• 1:44:47
  SPEAKER_01: I need your magic skills.
• 1:44:50
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:44:58
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, hold on.
• 1:45:01
  SPEAKER_00: And he will finish gulping down food.
• 1:45:05
  SPEAKER_00: And thank you.
• 1:45:08
  SPEAKER_03: Don't choke.
• 1:45:09
  SPEAKER_03: Finish it.
• 1:45:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'm good.
• 1:45:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm good.
• 1:45:13
  SPEAKER_03: What's up?
• 1:45:17
  SPEAKER_03: We can't figure out what these bracers are.
• 1:45:20
  SPEAKER_03: I take the monocle off.
• 1:45:23
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, this isn't working for us.
• 1:45:28
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you know, he's been using it pretty good.
• 1:45:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, it didn't.
• 1:45:33
  SPEAKER_01: The bracers just sparkled, right?
• 1:45:37
  SPEAKER_01: Is that what you've seen?
• 1:45:44
  SPEAKER_00: I'll try looking through the monocle then at them.
• 1:45:52
  SPEAKER_00: Can I try looking through the monocle at them?
• 1:45:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, sorry.
• 1:45:57
  SPEAKER_03: You can make an arcana check.
• 1:46:00
  SPEAKER_03: Because of your magic prowess, I will give you advantage on it.
• 1:46:11
  SPEAKER_03: So you have to take magic up.
• 1:46:12
  SPEAKER_03: 23!
• 1:46:14
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:46:15
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:46:17
  SPEAKER_03: Hmm.
• 1:46:24
  SPEAKER_03: You are getting...
• 1:46:48
  If you refresh your backpack,
• 1:46:50
  you should see them at the top of your inventory list.
• 1:46:59
  SPEAKER_00: In my backpack or?
• 1:47:01
  SPEAKER_03: Now Krakow.
• 1:47:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:47:05
  SPEAKER_00: And I tell Krakow what they are as he reads them.
• 1:47:15
  SPEAKER_03: Thoughts and prayers.
• 1:47:17
  This pair of brass knuckles is actually made out of a
• 1:47:20
  combination of condensed...
• 1:47:22
  Aether.
• 1:47:25
  SPEAKER_01: Aether and two friends.
• 1:47:31
  They are each a plus two versatile weapon that deals 1d8 plus
• 1:47:42
  strength or dex damage.
• 1:47:44
  SPEAKER_03: The right one is called Thoughts and the left one is called Prayers.
• 1:47:49
  Individually,
• 1:47:50
  they allow the wearer to make an unarmed strike with their fist
• 1:47:52
  as a bonus action.
• 1:47:54
  Thoughts deals psychic damage on a hit and Prayers deals
• 1:47:57
  radiant damage on a hit.
• 1:47:59
  SPEAKER_03: when they are both well-wielded by the same person,
• 1:48:03
  SPEAKER_03: their damage increases to 1d10 each,
• 1:48:06
  SPEAKER_03: and when you attack with one,
• 1:48:07
  SPEAKER_03: you attack with the other one as a bonus action.
• 1:48:20
  SPEAKER_01: Uh... Well, um...
• 1:48:27
  SPEAKER_01: These actually aren't bracers.
• 1:48:29
  SPEAKER_01: They're brass knuckles.
• 1:48:31
  SPEAKER_03: So the way they're designed is the bracers go on your arm,
• 1:48:37
  and then there is a thing that comes and wraps up around your
• 1:48:41
  fingers that
• 1:48:42
  SPEAKER_03: reinforces your fist.
• 1:48:46
  SPEAKER_03: So I guess more like a gauntlet, but not really.
• 1:48:58
  SPEAKER_03: I try them on, see if they fit.
• 1:49:00
  SPEAKER_03: They are a magic item.
• 1:49:04
  SPEAKER_03: So as you put them on, they adjust to the size of your arms.
• 1:49:16
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that was pretty cool.
• 1:49:21
  SPEAKER_01: Anybody else want to try these on?
• 1:49:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that was pretty cool.
• 1:49:23
  SPEAKER_01: I have four in my hand.
• 1:49:37
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm okay.
• 1:49:49
  SPEAKER_03: Right now, it's only you, Kraka, Yanor, and Lala in here.
• 1:49:55
  SPEAKER_03: Unless Lala wants to try them on.
• 1:50:03
  SPEAKER_00: I remember coming up with the concept, and I'm very pleased.
• 1:50:08
  SPEAKER_00: But I'm not a brawler, so they're Krakis.
• 1:50:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I was just asking if you wanted to try them on.
• 1:50:17
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think anybody else.
• 1:50:18
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't know.
• 1:50:21
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe Dido.
• 1:50:22
  SPEAKER_01: She might like to punch some people.
• 1:50:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'll have to ask her where we go in the other room.
• 1:50:34
  SPEAKER_03: Hey guys,
• 1:50:34
  SPEAKER_03: quick reminder to leave a like,
• 1:50:37
  SPEAKER_03: a comment,
• 1:50:38
  SPEAKER_03: and don't forget to follow or subscribe to us.
• 1:50:41
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks.
• 1:50:50
  SPEAKER_01: We have anything else to do in the workshop here?
• 1:50:56
  SPEAKER_01: Anybody else have anything they forgot about?
• 1:51:08
  SPEAKER_03: I believe that is all items having been identified.
• 1:51:13
  Yes.
• 1:51:25
  SPEAKER_03: So you have all items identified.
• 1:51:46
  SPEAKER_03: There is nothing else.
• 1:51:55
  SPEAKER_03: The rest of the time is yours.
• 1:52:03
  SPEAKER_03: So you all can decide what you would like to do.
• 1:52:15
  SPEAKER_01: I know I want to rest soon.
• 1:52:17
  SPEAKER_01: I got a full belly at long few weeks.
• 1:52:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'm ready to sleep in a bed.
• 1:52:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm technically exhausted.
• 1:52:29
  SPEAKER_00: Are there enough beds here?
• 1:52:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:52:37
  SPEAKER_03: Each room has two beds and there are eight rooms.
• 1:52:45
  SPEAKER_00: Wait.
• 1:52:45
  SPEAKER_00: Isn't there supposed to be, like, weapons in here somewhere?
• 1:53:01
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like that was the whole point.
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  yeah instead of us just finding out what the cool stuff is that
• 1:53:18
  we collected in
• 1:53:21
  order to go through the crates here and figure out what's here
• 1:53:24
  and then uh i can
• 1:53:27
  SPEAKER_03: present to you some items of intrigue so parkour what's these barrels
• 1:53:39
  SPEAKER_03: Those are all of the fermenting barrels and the fermenting equipment.
• 1:53:44
  SPEAKER_00: And a floor drain?
• 1:53:47
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's the fermenting equipment.
• 1:53:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:53:50
  SPEAKER_00: Ah.
• 1:53:56
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm excited to dig through crates, but also very tired.
• 1:54:04
  SPEAKER_00: Where are you going to sleep?
• 1:54:08
  SPEAKER_03: Were you asking, Joaquim?
• 1:54:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:54:10
  SPEAKER_03: All right, one more time.
• 1:54:14
  SPEAKER_00: Just where you're going to sleep.
• 1:54:19
  SPEAKER_03: In a room.
• 1:54:22
  SPEAKER_00: We're all going to sleep in a room.
• 1:54:25
  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, because there are plenty of rooms.
• 1:54:27
  SPEAKER_00: We each get our own.
• 1:54:28
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to sleep in my own room.
• 1:54:33
  SPEAKER_00: There's two beds in a room.
• 1:54:36
  SPEAKER_00: But there are eight rooms.
• 1:54:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:54:43
  SPEAKER_00: I can count.
• 1:54:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'm so confused why you're asking me this.
• 1:54:50
  SPEAKER_00: It's just a question.
• 1:54:52
  SPEAKER_00: Why are you so defensive?
• 1:54:56
  SPEAKER_00: And he looks at her and he just starts chuckling like, Defensive?
• 1:55:03
  SPEAKER_00: Defensive.
• 1:55:06
  SPEAKER_00: Well, again, as I said,
• 1:55:09
  SPEAKER_00: I am going to be resting in a room.
• 1:55:12
  SPEAKER_00: I hope that you do the same.
• 1:55:16
  SPEAKER_00: And he will walk to a room.
• 1:55:19
  SPEAKER_01: I like this one.
• 1:55:38
  SPEAKER_00: Before he left,
• 1:55:40
  SPEAKER_00: he would also mention that,
• 1:55:41
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
• 1:55:41
  SPEAKER_00: Belfast owes us equipment,
• 1:55:43
  SPEAKER_03: so he needs to ransack this place.
• 1:55:48
  SPEAKER_03: But yes, I can go to... Hey, what are we doing with the potato sack?
• 1:55:55
  SPEAKER_00: Put him in a bed.
• 1:55:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I can carry him into a bed.
• 1:56:01
  SPEAKER_03: Better pick a bed.
• 1:56:04
  SPEAKER_00: I'll pick this one.
• 1:56:07
  SPEAKER_03: The potato sack?
• 1:56:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 1:56:08
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:56:12
  SPEAKER_03: Is anyone going to be in there with the potato sack?
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  I'll sleep in there,
• 1:56:17
  but I'll have the girl across from me with Poppy and Dussel.
• 1:56:25
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, good.
• 1:56:27
  SPEAKER_00: So don't put the child in the room.
• 1:56:29
  SPEAKER_03: The possessed girl.
• 1:56:31
  SPEAKER_03: The possessed bird.
• 1:56:34
  SPEAKER_00: Puppy fish will keep watch.
• 1:56:37
  SPEAKER_03: Are you putting puppy fish in there too?
• 1:56:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, is that the bird?
• 1:56:41
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no.
• 1:56:45
  SPEAKER_03: This one's puppy fish.
• 1:56:47
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 1:56:47
  I was actually going to put puppy fish in the hall outside
• 1:56:53
  where I'm going to sleep.
• 1:56:55
  SPEAKER_00: He can stand guard.
• 1:56:56
  SPEAKER_00: He's a guard puppy fish.
• 1:57:03
  SPEAKER_00: I will give Poppy strict instructions to watch over Iris.
• 1:57:13
  SPEAKER_00: She nods her head.
• 1:57:17
  SPEAKER_00: Can I sleep in here?
• 1:57:23
  SPEAKER_03: Adidle,
• 1:57:24
  SPEAKER_03: as you're getting comfy in bed,
• 1:57:26
  SPEAKER_03: you hear Valala come in and ask you if she can sleep with you in there.
• 1:57:30
  I have to remember that all of you aren't watching this screen
• 1:57:33
  as much as I knew you were.
• 1:57:33
  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
• 1:57:39
  SPEAKER_00: Time to go nappy-nap.
• 1:57:43
  I put the puppy fish on guard duty outside our door so you can
• 1:57:46
  sleep safely.
• 1:57:53
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 1:58:00
  I'm going to throw together a concoction to ferment overnight
• 1:58:06
  and then go to bed.
• 1:58:07
  SPEAKER_03: What kind of concoction would you like to throw together?
• 1:58:13
  SPEAKER_01: Some kind of shine.
• 1:58:32
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:58:35
  SPEAKER_03: You put together some concoction.
• 1:58:41
  SPEAKER_03: Are you going to make it,
• 1:58:42
  SPEAKER_03: are you just trying to go a plain or are you trying to make it flavored?
• 1:58:46
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I'll make it plain for now and then I can like,
• 1:59:01
  SPEAKER_01: diverse it off into different flavors once it's done.
• 1:59:08
  SPEAKER_03: Do that, and you also get to go into your own room.
• 1:59:17
  SPEAKER_01: Once I'm done there, I'll go across from Puppy Fish and Deedle and Voila.
• 1:59:32
  SPEAKER_03: Calling it a slightly early night for you all,
• 1:59:35
  SPEAKER_03: but as your most recent travels have been quite destructive,
• 1:59:48
  SPEAKER_03: terrifying,
• 1:59:50
  SPEAKER_03: chaotic,
• 1:59:52
  SPEAKER_03: it is expected to take an early eve's rest.
• 2:00:01
  SPEAKER_03: So you may all, one, A, hit the long rest button, and B, gain a level.
• 2:00:12
  SPEAKER_00: You level up?
• 2:00:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:00:22
  SPEAKER_03: That's exciting.
• 2:00:23
  SPEAKER_03: You think I'd put you through the ringer and not have you level up?
• 2:00:28
  SPEAKER_00: Much appreciated.
• 2:00:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, what am I going to do?
• 2:00:36
  SPEAKER_03: For the present moment,
• 2:00:48
  SPEAKER_03: while you are sleeping,
• 2:00:49
  we can take a quick moment to figure out just some of the quick
• 2:00:54
  level up stuff.
• 2:01:05
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I mean, I personally have no idea what I'm going to do yet.
• 2:01:08
  SPEAKER_03: That's fine.
• 2:01:09
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know which one.
• 2:01:11
  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
• 2:01:12
  the quickest choice would be to do the Warlock just to get more
• 2:01:16
  Shadow stuff,
• 2:01:17
  SPEAKER_03: but I want to see what else the other stuff.
• 2:01:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you take your time.
• 2:01:23
  SPEAKER_03: Take a look.
• 2:01:23
  SPEAKER_03: You don't have to do it right now.
• 2:01:25
  SPEAKER_03: You're not going into anything too terribly crazy.
• 2:01:31
  SPEAKER_00: Not too crazy.
• 2:01:38
  Uh,
• 2:01:38
  Lala,
• 2:01:38
  your exhaustion should go away once you hit the long rest
• 2:01:42
  button,
• 2:01:42
  I think.
• 2:01:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:01:46
  SPEAKER_03: Be fair, she'll go up to that.
• 2:02:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yenor did her level up.
• 2:02:39
  SPEAKER_03: She is at, she just crested over the hundred hit point mark.
• 2:02:46
  SPEAKER_00: Do we reroll ones with our hit dice?
• 2:02:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 2:02:50
  SPEAKER_03: No, you reroll ones.
• 2:02:51
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:02:53
  SPEAKER_03: Feels bad when you get a one.
• 2:02:57
  SPEAKER_00: It does.
• 2:02:58
  SPEAKER_00: So...
• 2:03:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna have to adjust some of the companions, I think.
• 2:03:40
  SPEAKER_00: Do that later.
• 2:03:49
  SPEAKER_01: What's my health at?
• 2:03:56
  SPEAKER_03: What's your health at?
• 2:03:58
  SPEAKER_03: Because it says it's at 99 now and I didn't add anything yet.
• 2:04:01
  SPEAKER_03: So I want to know if it did it for me automatically.
• 2:04:02
  SPEAKER_03: That's all.
• 2:04:04
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 2:04:04
  SPEAKER_03: So if you leveled up,
• 2:04:06
  SPEAKER_03: it will add your constitution modifier automatically,
• 2:04:10
  SPEAKER_03: but it will not add what you roll automatically.
• 2:04:13
  SPEAKER_03: You have to go to edit your character sheet and under rolled HP,
• 2:04:17
  SPEAKER_03: add what you rolled to that number.
• 2:04:19
  SPEAKER_03: So for you, you'd be at 54.
• 2:04:20
  SPEAKER_03: Rolled HP.
• 2:04:30
  SPEAKER_03: And that would also put you just above 100 HP as well.
• 2:04:41
  SPEAKER_03: Deedle, you took her second level in Rogue.
• 2:04:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 2:04:53
  SPEAKER_03: Deedle.
• 2:04:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:04:57
  SPEAKER_03: Did you roll your die?
• 2:04:59
  SPEAKER_03: Your D8?
• 2:05:01
  SPEAKER_01: No, not yet.
• 2:05:03
  SPEAKER_01: You're at 125.
• 2:05:05
  SPEAKER_03: Before that.
• 2:05:12
  SPEAKER_01: What did I have to roll?
• 2:05:14
  SPEAKER_03: So, because you took a level in rogue, it's a d8.
• 2:05:39
  SPEAKER_03: And then whatever that is added to your rolled HP.
• 2:06:15
  so your total hp should then be 131 deedle okay but you do that
• 2:06:29
  you go character
• 2:06:30
  SPEAKER_03: builder and do your manage hp
• 2:06:46
  add six to your old hp so i think i don't think let me see not
• 2:07:05
  sure if i just did 10 rogue
• 2:07:15
  SPEAKER_03: I got a new fighting style.
• 2:07:19
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:07:44
  SPEAKER_03: A deal, something's coming through in the background.
• 2:07:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was yawning.
• 2:07:52
  SPEAKER_03: Your HP looks good then as well.
• 2:07:55
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone got their... Do you have an extra feature as a level 2 rogue?
• 2:07:59
  SPEAKER_03: You do, but it's not anything you have to choose.
• 2:08:03
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:08:04
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 2:08:07
  SPEAKER_03: Also, let me check.
• 2:08:09
  SPEAKER_03: Your hero points should reset as well.
• 2:08:32
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going in and making sure all your hero points are good.
• 2:08:45
  It gets reset to five plus half your level,
• 2:08:49
  and you lose any unused hero points.
• 2:09:02
  SPEAKER_03: We'll say you all do have a very good evening night's rest, though.
• 2:09:13
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, did we get all of our hero points back?
• 2:09:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I just went through and did that.
• 2:09:20
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:09:27
  SPEAKER_01: Those things are incredibly useful.
• 2:09:30
  SPEAKER_03: Joaquim, I can't do yours until you level up yet, so I won't do that yet.
• 2:09:35
  SPEAKER_03: No worries.
• 2:09:35
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone has a peaceful night's rest, though.
• 2:09:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'll take it after everything.
• 2:09:45
  SPEAKER_03: I'll take it.
• 2:09:57
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say you all,
• 2:09:59
  SPEAKER_03: you went to bed early,
• 2:10:01
  SPEAKER_03: slightly early,
• 2:10:01
  SPEAKER_03: a couple hours earlier,
• 2:10:02
  SPEAKER_03: and you all also slept in by a couple hours.
• 2:10:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:10:10
  SPEAKER_01: Probably through the swamp will do that too.
• 2:10:13
  SPEAKER_00: And now we are all healthy, wealthy, and wise.
• 2:10:18
  SPEAKER_00: You are?
• 2:10:18
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, this doesn't feel very well.
• 2:10:26
  SPEAKER_03: The sheets feel nice, and the pillows feel nice, and the mattress.
• 2:10:32
  SPEAKER_03: It's not just like a cheap mattress.
• 2:10:33
  SPEAKER_03: It's a nice mattress and everything.
• 2:10:36
  SPEAKER_00: Also, I have a backpack full of gems.
• 2:10:40
  SPEAKER_00: That can't be comfortable to rest.
• 2:10:48
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not sleeping on it.
• 2:10:54
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I know that now.
• 2:10:59
  You'd know it sooner if you weren't so secretive about your
• 2:11:01
  room deslection.
• 2:11:04
  SPEAKER_01: So are you two screaming to each other from across the hallway?
• 2:11:11
  SPEAKER_00: I have psychic powers.
• 2:11:15
  SPEAKER_00: Get out of my head!
• 2:11:19
  SPEAKER_03: Is there anything anyone wants to do specifically just after waking up?
• 2:11:35
  SPEAKER_00: Nothing specific, personally.
• 2:11:40
  SPEAKER_00: I just, again, want to start going through these boxes, these crates.
• 2:11:58
  SPEAKER_00: It's time to rifle.
• 2:12:05
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• 2:12:16
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• 2:12:25
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• 2:12:27
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