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TWR Wednesday | Tucker Goes To Russia! · The Whitfield Report

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  But we hope everyone has a good week.
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  Is having a good week so far before we begin plug time?
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  to people. Also, before we begin, a huge
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  thank you to Terence McCauley for coming on the show.
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  Yeah, man. Hey, if you if you're an
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  aspiring writer, that's like an episode to watch, huh?
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  Yeah. We laid out a lot of like, good,
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  I think without even intending to really just a good, a lot of
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  good places to start as a writer.
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  You could pick up just from like him talking about his career
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  like that. That was pretty cool.
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  Yeah. Well and the one thing that I
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  that I've always tried to do is like, I've I want to get guests
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  on the show who like who I not only think would be interesting
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  for the audience to learn from but who I can learn things from
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  too. I I kind of want to give the
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  audience impression that like I'm like listening along with
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  them if that makes yeah said you know obviously since the Monday
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  shows are pre recorded that's not the case but like you know
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  how Howard Stern does this annoying thing I can't stand
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  where he'll he'll ask. He'll ask like a question and
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  then and then the kids will like try to answer and then Howard
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  will be like he'll interrupt the the guest.
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  He did this a lot with like Van Halen where where he would ask
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  like so you know where Eddie. Where'd you meet David?
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  Lee Roth and Eddie would go, go. Well, I was at this bar and you
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  know I. Was well, I've been to that bar.
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  I was going in and then. Carmen, you been to that bar?
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  Yeah, I know the bit. I've been to the bar.
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  Yeah, and and he just completely and he just completely cuts the
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  guest off. And that just goes on a complete
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  side tangent, completely unrelated.
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  And by the time you get back to the main topic, right,
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  everybody's forgotten what it was.
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  Yeah, and you know. I do that to you on a weekly
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  basis. That's how I know.
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  That, yeah, yeah. But you don't.
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  What? You don't.
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  You don't like annoying me to death with with either.
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  It's usually, it's usually to kill a dead moment, you know.
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  You also you also you also aren't fighting out in your
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  house because of COVID and having your male like triple
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  scans through like UV lighting so.
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  Yeah, well, but I'm also not the former king of all media.
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  Well, let's face it, none of us will ever be Rush Limbaugh.
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  I mean. Take a shot, Sam.
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  You know. There's only one rush.
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  He's right, though. Yeah, so.
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  So what do we got? We got news this week, huh?
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  Is there actual news? Or is it like the usual weeks
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  where like, oh, this is some bullshit and move on to like
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  nerdy shit? We have no we have actual news.
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  I'll be damned, 2024 is turning around in lots of ways, huh?
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  Yeah, so. Is it is the news that the
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  economy is better? Let me check.
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  No, sorry, that's not it. OK.
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  Apparently, though, apparently, though, the Internet is outraged
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  because the. News breaking.
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  Sam Sam is breaking this report. The Internet is outraged.
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  Because this handsome fellow. Happened before.
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  Ladies. First time event.
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  This. Handsome fellow, this handsome
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  fellow Tucker Carlson is supposedly interviewing.
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  Yeah, you can't talk. To people, what the fuck?
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  But he's in Russia. Disagree and call them fucking
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  assholes. He's in Russia and he put a
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  video out like why he's interviewing Putin.
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  So people want us to review this and I'm curious, so why is he?
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  Why is he interviewing Putin? I don't know, 'cause there's a
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  war going on and he might have something interesting to say.
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  Why does he need an answer more than that?
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  Right. Well, you know what?
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  What? Let's just hear the man out.
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  Evil Evil Eric, in chat says it's going to wind up being
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  Kevin Spacey playing Putin Based True.
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  I would laugh. I would pop.
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  I I would laugh too. We're in Moscow tonight.
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  We're here to interview the president of Russia, Vladimir
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  Putin. We'll be doing that soon.
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  There are risks to conducting an interview like this, obviously,
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  so we thought about it carefully over many months.
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  Here's why we're doing it. First, because it's our job.
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  We're in journalism. Our duty is to inform people.
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  Two years into a war that's reshaping the entire world.
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  Most Americans are not informed. They have no real idea what's
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  happening in this region, here in Russia or 600 miles away in
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  Ukraine. But they should know.
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  They're paying for much of it in ways they might not very yet
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  perceive. The war in Ukraine is a human
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  disaster. It's left hundreds of thousands
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  of people dead, an entire generation of young Ukrainians,
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  and it's depopulated the largest country in Europe.
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  But the long term effects are even more profound.
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  This war has utterly reshaped the global military and trade
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  alliances, and the sanctions that followed have as well.
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  And in total, they have upended the world economy, the post war.
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  Or. Two, economic order.
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  The system that guaranteed prosperity in the West more than
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  80 years is coming apart very fast and along with it, the
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  dominance of the US dollar. These are not small changes,
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  they are history altering developments.
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  They will define the lives of our grandchildren.
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  Most of the world understands this perfectly well.
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  They can see it, ask anyone in Asia or the Middle East what the
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  future looks like. And yet the populations of the
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  English speaking country seem mostly unaware.
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  They think that as nothing has really changed.
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  And they think that because no one has told them the truth,
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  their media outlets are corrupt. They lie to their readers and
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  viewers. And they do that mostly by
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  omission. For example, the war in Ukraine
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  began. American media outlets have
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  spoken to scores of people from Ukraine, and they've done scores
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  of interviews with Ukrainian President Zelensky.
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  We ourselves have put in a request for an interview with
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  Zelensky. We hope he accepts.
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  But the interviews he's already done in the United States are
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  not traditional interviews. They are fawning pep sessions
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  specifically designed to amplify Zelensky's demand that the US
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  enter more deeply into a war in Eastern Europe and pay for it.
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  That is not journalism. It is government propaganda,
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  propaganda of the ugliest kind, the kind that kills people.
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  At the same time, our politicians and media outlets
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  have been doing this, promoting a foreign leader like he's a new
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  consumer brand. Not a single Western journalist
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  has bothered to interview the president of the other country
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  involved in this conflict, Vladimir Putin.
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  Most Americans have no idea why Putin invaded Ukraine or what
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  his goals are. Now they've never heard his
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  voice. That's all.
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  Americans have a right to know all they can about a war they're
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  implicated in, and we have the right to tell them about it
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  because we are Americans, too. Freedom of speech is our
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  birthright. We were born with the right to
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  say what we believe. That right cannot be taken away,
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  no matter who is in the White House.
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  Infinitely true. Almost three years ago, the
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  Biden administration illegally spied on our text messages and
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  then leaked the contents to their servants in the news
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  media. They did this in order to stop a
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  Putin interview that we were planning last month.
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  We're pretty certain they did exactly the same thing once
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  again, but this time we came to Moscow anyway.
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  We are not here because we love Vladimir Putin.
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  We are here because we love the United States and we wanted to
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  remain prosperous and free. We paid for this trip ourselves.
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  We took no money from any government or group, nor are we
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  charging people to see the interview.
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  It is not behind a paywall. Anyone can watch the entire
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  thing shot live to tape an unedited on our website
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  tuckercarlson.com. Elon Musk, his great credit, has
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  promised not to suppress or block this interview once we
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  post it on his platform X, and we're grateful for that.
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  Western governments, by contrast, will certainly do
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  their best to censor this video on other, less principled
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  platforms because that's what they do.
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  They are afraid of information they can't control, but you have
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  no reason to be afraid of it. We are not encouraging you to
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  agree with what Putin may say in this interview, but we are
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  urging you to watch it. You should know as much as you
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  can, and then like a free citizen and not a slave, you can
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  decide for yourself. Yeah, right.
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  Like, I don't think, like my instant reaction to this Sam is,
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  I don't think there's anything Putin can say make me think he
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  not an asshole. He invaded another country.
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  But there's people fucking dying, right?
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  And and these are real human beings.
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  We're talking about, you know, average Joes or just their
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  average fucking Petrov, you know?
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  Yeah. These are like blue collar
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  workers and guys that drove trucks and now they're in a war,
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  you know, and it's it's I I think hearing about both sides
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  would be important. You know, my stance, I'm anti
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  war and I'm predisposed to dislike the guy that did the
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  invasion right. But not having him talk at all
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  is kind of stupid too because yeah, he's right.
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  The average person doesn't know. Why?
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  And he was invading. And you know, like the the
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  reason why I bring this up partially is because there are
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  people who are calling Tucker Carlson a traitor for just
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  simply doing this interview, which.
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  They weren't doing that for the journalists who were
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  interviewing bin Laden. Right.
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  I say I would say bin. Laden is a far.
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  Worse individual than Putin? Well, what about, what about
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  journalists who back in the 90s were interviewing like Saddam
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  back during, you know? Jane Fonda worked with.
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  The Gulf War. Jane Fonda worked with the Reds.
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  Nobody had a problem with it. She actually worked with the
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  opposing forces in Vietnam that were at war killing our troops.
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  Yeah, and she. Went and like did did photo
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  shoots with them and gave money to their cause.
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  So yeah, no, if he wants to interview Putin, just let him
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  interview Putin. Like, who?
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  Who the fuck's scared of it? Because as far as I understand
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  it now, I don't speak Russian, so I saw it translated.
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  But Putin's reason is both that that the the West is degenerate
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  and transgenders and stuff, but also that Ukraine has Nazis.
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  Yeah, so it's. So he's basically going after
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  he, he he wanted to go after like both sides of the extremist
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  spectrum and and so my thesis is, is that he's experienced too
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  much Twitter himself, you know? Yeah, like.
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  But like, who cares what he's got to say?
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  I like if you think what he's got to say is going to sway
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  people. I doubt it, right?
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  Right. I I don't.
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  I don't think it is either, I mean.
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  People don't like war, man. This is what these elites don't
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  get, that it doesn't matter what party too like people generally,
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  by and large don't like war 'cause people inherently
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  understand that it's poor people going to get sent to go fight on
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  behalf of rich people over some shit that really doesn't even
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  matter to them. Right, Chibi.
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  And And Sha says people that interviewed serial killers are
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  nuts too. I mean, yeah, I I I suppose by,
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  you know, by that logic, yeah, I mean.
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  Yeah, but, but, but they put Charles Manson interviews on
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  fucking television. Yeah.
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  Because it was relevant information to the public that
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  he was insane, right? Regardless, whatever you think
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  of the case, you know the dude's insane and they're they
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  reference him all the time. So they put an interview with
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  him in prime time with Geraldo and fucking Diane Sawyer and all
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  them fucking people, and that's Charles Manson.
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  But we can't hear from the president of one of the largest,
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  like, I think it's the third largest economy in the world
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  who's at war with a country we're allied with.
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  And just see what he has to say. Because I just, I literally
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  don't think he's, it's like, it's like, oh, let Hamas talk
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  about how much they want to, like, kill all the Jews.
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  Yeah, sure. Like, let them talk that.
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  Like say that because most reasonable people are like, this
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  is crazy, right? That isn't that the point of
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  free speech? Is that like?
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  You let people talk to expose themselves and show who they
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  are. Yeah.
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  Exactly. And that was one of the crazy
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  things with The Twitter Files, though, is the fact like most
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  conservative accounts on Twitter were like being banned for like,
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  hey. And liberals and liberals.
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  This is what people seem to like gloss over on the conservative
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  side of things. They were suppressing left wing
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  activists as well. It was basically whoever was
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  telling the God damn truth. There was a government agency
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  telling the Twitter to tell you to shut the fuck up.
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  But that should. Concern people because it's not
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  even a partisan thing. You know what I mean?
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  Like if you're if you're a liberal, but you're into like
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  WikiLeaks or something, right? Your Twitter account was fucking
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  shadow banned too, you know. Or or.
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  Or or even some of the liberal conspiracy theorists that I
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  know, like yeah, I I spend a lot of time shitting on the Q and on
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  guys 'cause they're funny and they're easy targets.
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  But the left wing has like different conspiracy groups and
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  whatever you think of their beliefs, it's stuff like the
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  original anti Vaxxers, like pre COVID.
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  That was mostly left wing people.
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  They they didn't let child with vaccines and stuff.
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  They were getting suppressed, right?
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  Different different subgroups of like like both sides are sick
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  and tired of getting suppressed when they're talking about shit.
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  If you don't believe in it, that's fine.
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  But if they want to talk about vaccines causing autism now if
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  you think that that's not true and the evidence is on your
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  side, then why do you care? It's like flat earthers.
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  Why shouldn't flat flat Earthers are fucking hilarious, dude, and
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  they can make a compelling case and that's what I guess they are
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  afraid of. Is that even an idea that's
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  seemingly silly you? Could do Moscow tonight?
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  We're here to interview. So.
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  It's it's it's wild. They would try and suppress it.
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  It's certainly Big Brother type shit that I I hate more than
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  anything, you know? The mainstream hates a non
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  narrative. Yeah, so, well, I mean I I
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  think, you know, I think it is kind of crazy too that like we
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  had, you know, we had like left wing and right wing people
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  getting censored but then we like the but then like there
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  were ISIS accounts on Twitter were like that were literally
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  like, you know, cutting people's heads off.
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  Or or certain Nazi accounts get to stay up and others go away.
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  Certain certain antifa accounts get stay up and they say
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  horrific things and then others go away.
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  It's almost like feds are everywhere bro.
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  And I hate to sound paranoid, but they do this shit and it's
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  so out in the open now. Every time there's a God damn
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  mass shooting, every single time that person is known to the
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  fucking FBI. Yeah, that's not a coincidence.
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  They're out there stirring up shit.
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  Who knows why? I think in some cases it's as
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  simple as I can get a promotion if I make an arrest.
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  Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
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  But like, I don't think it's necessarily a politically
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  motivated thing because they do go after left wingers.
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  And I think that until it's, it's the same thing as with the
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  Black Lives Matter stuff. A lot of right wingers, a lot of
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  right wingers. Can't just admit that there's a
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  reason that a lot of black people resonated with Black
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  Lives Matter because they're sick of getting their ass beat
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  by the cops, you know? And so like it, this is the same
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  thing. A lot of right wingers can't see
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  the forest for the trees. That there's a there's a long
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  history of the FBI and CIA fucking with left wing groups in
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  this country too. Oh yeah, and and having their.
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  Go ahead more with this. Sorry, missed you there for a
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  second. I'm just saying, like if you
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  look at J Edgar Hoover, he was surveilling musicians throughout
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  his whole career in in the intelligence community and not
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  mostly they were left wingers. This is just a problem like the
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  government being Big Brother is just a problem in general that
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  we should all be concerned about.
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  But what happens is, is one side's like, Oh yeah, we're in
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  power so they can spy on the other guys, and then the other
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  side gets in power and suddenly spying doesn't seem like a big
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  deal to them anymore either, 'cause they're like, we can spy
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  on the other guys I was. Just just saying that the
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  mainstream hates non narrative from any side.
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  'Cause we're the little guys. And so, like, we're just like,
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  we would just like to not be spied on, and that doesn't
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  matter. The little guy doesn't matter,
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  man. That's the real problem.
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  And the little guy gets sick of it.
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  And then bad things happen. Well, well, this actually in a
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  way Max ties into what you're just saying the the little guy
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  gets stepped on. This actually segs way perfectly
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  into our next topic, which is a bit different.
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  But this past week, I guess it was 2 weeks ago now, there were
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  congressional hearings on Section 230.
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  Regarding regarding, mine should be.
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  Fucking illegal on your own goddamn citizens.
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  So. I had heard about the hearings a
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  little bit, but I hadn't seen anything regarding it.
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  As you know that it's a subject I care deeply about.
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  Yeah, yeah. There's a couple angles to it.
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  There's the, you know, the free speech angle.
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  There's also the angle of its psychological implications.
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  I've made a couple videos about that in the past.
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  So I've played clips from this podcast before.
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  The All In podcast if if no one is familiar with them, the All
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  In podcast is hosted by a group of venture capitalists and
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  entrepreneurs, some of whom Co founded PayPal with Elon Musk
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  and with them being, you know in the Internet section they talk
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  about section 230 a lot so they actually broke down.
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  This is probably the best breakdown of section 2:30 that
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  I've seen in a while in regards to what is going on here.
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  So I'm not going to play the entire thing, but I I will jump
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  to this section and they do pretty good commentary and I
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  think one of the guys David Sacks who I've.
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  Yeah, we we've played this on the them before on the show,
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  right? I I remember seeing this guy
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  before specifically. Quite a lot they bring up what's
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  going on with 2nd 2:30, so cut #2 I think of.
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  Course the dictator chairman himself.
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  OK, let's let's see what? OK, I think we've we're at the
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  right time stamp. Yeah.
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  So we might as well. I guess we'll just jump right to
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  that. It was like a public flogging.
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  Yeah. Once again, a public public
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  flogging. We'll just jump here real quick
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  since we didn't want to go too deep on that one, but.
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  Josh Hawley made Zuck a turn around and apologized to to
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  people in the audience. It was really intense.
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  So this is the name of this hearing was big tech and online
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  child sexual exploitation crisis Zuckerberg.
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  He was questioned along with the CEO of TikTok, Snap.
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  But. Obviously this is all around
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  Kids Online Safety and also section. 2:30.
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  Which? I think these senators are this
• 24:43
  is one of the few bipartisan moments, I think.
• 24:45
  They're honing in on it. Yeah, they they realize this is
• 24:48
  kind of like a winning. Take a run at this.
• 24:50
  They're taking a run at it, for sure.
• 24:52
  They realize it's a winning ticket, but let's just play the
• 24:54
  clip and then I'll get your thoughts, sax and and jamaa let.
• 24:57
  Me ask you this, There's families of victims here today.
• 24:59
  Have you apologized to the victims?
• 25:01
  I. Would you like to do so now?
• 25:04
  Well, they're here. You're on national television.
• 25:07
  Would you like now to apologize to the victims who have been
• 25:10
  harmed by your product? Show them the pictures.
• 25:12
  Would you like to apologize for what you've done to these good
• 25:15
  people? Absolute savagy.
• 25:19
  Because. Everything that you've all gone
• 25:21
  through, it's terrible. No one should have to go through
• 25:24
  the things that your families have have suffered and This is
• 25:27
  why we invest so much and are going to continue doing industry
• 25:31
  being A. Fucking.
• 25:32
  Fault luck to to make sure that no one has to go through the
• 25:36
  types of things that your families.
• 25:37
  Have had to suffer. Excellent.
• 25:40
  It's a powerful moment. And for Zuckerberg to get out
• 25:42
  and actually face the parents. He turned around.
• 25:44
  He faced his parents. It's a very dramatic moment and
• 25:47
  he apologized net, net, do you respect him for for doing that
• 25:51
  and you think that was like a a powerful moment as well and and
• 25:54
  where does this all end up? This was a kangaroo court.
• 25:57
  I mean, this was basically all theatrics.
• 25:59
  This is basically a bipartisan moral panic where all these
• 26:02
  senators are basically grandstanding and these are the
• 26:05
  same types of accusations that we've been hearing for years.
• 26:07
  Remember, this goes back to the whole Francis Hagen claims,
• 26:10
  where she says that Facebook wasn't doing enough to prevent
• 26:13
  various kinds of online harms. And I think that we're going to
• 26:18
  regret where this all leads, because where it's going to lead
• 26:20
  if they do repeal Section 230 is towards greater censorship.
• 26:24
  All these companies are going to spend even more resources
• 26:28
  restricting what we can say and hear online, which is not the
• 26:32
  right direction. Listen, do some harms occur
• 26:36
  online? Yes.
• 26:37
  Do I believe that Facebook is taking substantial measures to
• 26:40
  stop them? Yes.
• 26:41
  I mean, but edge cases are always going to get through when
• 26:46
  you're operating in that kind of scale, are going to be these
• 26:48
  edge cases of kids who got harassed or content that
• 26:53
  shouldn't have getting through. It's just part of the fact that
• 26:56
  the Internet operates A gigantic scale and these harms have
• 26:59
  always been out there. I think that these companies do
• 27:02
  their best to try and stop them, but they're always going to get
• 27:05
  through and you can't make every aspect of our society perfectly
• 27:10
  safe and harm free. Somehow we have this expectation
• 27:13
  that we can eliminate 100% of every harm that occurs.
• 27:17
  And I do think that these online companies have been unfairly
• 27:20
  picked on in a sense. I mean, if you're going to talk
• 27:22
  about these types of harms, why aren't you targeting the music
• 27:25
  industry for all their incendiary lyrics?
• 27:28
  That basically incurred. All sorts of violent or sexist
• 27:31
  behavior. Why don't you target the
• 27:33
  advertising industry for creating unrealistic body image
• 27:37
  expectations? Why don't you target the
• 27:39
  Kardashians for setting unrealistic expectations around
• 27:45
  image and you could go on down the list.
• 27:47
  I mean, why don't you target Hollywood for releasing a show
• 27:49
  like Euphoria, which is a hit? It seems to me that the problem
• 27:53
  in our culture is not coming from the edge cases.
• 27:55
  It's coming from the mainstream entertainment that is fully
• 28:00
  allowed and is popular and is our hit shows and hit records
• 28:03
  and hit products. I mean, that's where the toxic
• 28:07
  pollution is coming from in our culture.
• 28:09
  So to turn around and now blame the online companies for
• 28:11
  creating all of this, I think is just, and I think basically
• 28:14
  they're being scapegoated. I mean, again, this is a moral
• 28:17
  panic. So he's I don't want.
• 28:20
  He's right to a degree. But the sexual exploitation of
• 28:23
  children online is not something that you can hand wave away like
• 28:28
  that because it's so fucking prevalent.
• 28:31
  You know, Sam, I've looked into some of this stuff specifically
• 28:34
  because I have a kid, right? And like for example, if you
• 28:40
  create an account and put like an age number in the name of the
• 28:45
  account, that would like a a year number that would make you
• 28:49
  underage. You don't have to talk to
• 28:52
  anybody. There's going to be like 12 guys
• 28:55
  that start trying to groom you in your DMS.
• 28:57
  Right. I I get so.
• 28:59
  Fucking prevalent. The kids know about this too.
• 29:04
  We me and truly have talked to kids that we're doing like they
• 29:09
  were doing Five Nights at Freddy because there was a predator in
• 29:12
  the room. This was on a Google Hangout and
• 29:15
  we were like looking for just random live streams, right?
• 29:18
  And we come across and there's literally a guy pretending to be
• 29:21
  a 12 year old girl with like a hurry Avatar.
• 29:26
  So. And he was grueling children
• 29:30
  into all kinds of weird shit. So there is a problem, you see?
• 29:35
  Yeah, there is actually a problem with with the
• 29:38
  exploitation of children on these online platforms.
• 29:41
  And are they? They could be moving heaven and
• 29:44
  earth. Are they doing enough?
• 29:45
  And my answer is emphatically no.
• 29:49
  And I have statistics to fucking back that up.
• 29:53
  Yeah, no, I I agree on that. But I I guess my question
• 29:57
  though, is a is repealing the Section 230 really the only
• 30:03
  option out there? No, these federal agencies are
• 30:08
  busy fucking with the schizophrenic guy who's really
• 30:12
  into politics instead of pacing down these child predators.
• 30:16
  You know what they do, Sam, is they find, like I said, an
• 30:19
  account that's seemingly underage.
• 30:21
  And they try and get them in a Discord server.
• 30:24
  And then on that Discord server, they groom them and then they
• 30:27
  get them to create the fucking images and they they blackmail
• 30:32
  them with them. Yeah.
• 30:34
  It's a fucking industry on Discord.
• 30:38
  Do you think Discord does dot goddamn anything about it?
• 30:40
  They don't fucking care. No, they pretend.
• 30:44
  Like they care, but it still happens on their platform every.
• 30:47
  Right now, as we're talking, there are children on Discord
• 30:50
  being groomed. Do you think Discord's doing
• 30:52
  anything about it? No.
• 30:55
  Look I I'm not even I'm not even disagree.
• 30:58
  I'm not even disagreeing with you that that you know that this
• 31:01
  is a. Problem he was, he was
• 31:03
  basically, he was playing devil's advocate to say it's a
• 31:05
  moral panic, and I do agree with him, but there's a moral panic
• 31:09
  founded in some reality that the the online exploitation of
• 31:14
  children is pandemic at this point.
• 31:17
  It is it. I mean, and I I could play a bit
• 31:21
  more of the clip too. I didn't want to play the
• 31:23
  entire. Thing.
• 31:25
  But I think he made a cogent argument there.
• 31:29
  I I mostly agree with him that people are flipping out over
• 31:33
  things like the R edge cases, but also there is a prevalence
• 31:38
  of certain things that we all universally agree are bad, and
• 31:42
  one of them is the predation of children.
• 31:45
  The. Who are, in many cases, aren't
• 31:48
  even old enough to be on the platform.
• 31:51
  Right. Platforms terms of service will
• 31:53
  say 13 and they're like 8, you know what I mean?
• 31:56
  Yeah, well, the the. And and these games and stuff,
• 31:59
  right? Here's another one.
• 32:00
  As a parent, these games and stuff like require them to have
• 32:04
  accounts with shit that they're not old enough to have accounts
• 32:06
  for. But the game is targeted at
• 32:08
  children just so that they can get them in the ecosystem to
• 32:11
  have. It right?
• 32:12
  So they they engage in in shady and psychologically manipulative
• 32:17
  practices. And again, I did a video called
• 32:20
  The Social Media Will Rewire Your Brain and I went through
• 32:23
  like actual studies about that. And it is true.
• 32:26
  It reduces their their memory. It reduces their ability to pay
• 32:29
  attention just having social media at all.
• 32:34
  Yeah. Well, well, the other, the other
• 32:36
  point that David brings up, and I don't remember the exact time
• 32:39
  stamp, but the other thing that he brings up is, yeah, I mean.
• 32:45
  There's a parent role to be discussed in the whole
• 32:47
  conversation. About there is a there is a
• 32:50
  parent role which he which brings up the.
• 32:52
  The other point that he brings up, which I'll just kind of sum
• 32:54
  up is yes, there is a problem with with child exploit with
• 32:59
  Child Exploitation. The problem here is.
• 33:04
  I don't think repealing section 230 addresses it.
• 33:06
  Right, well the the problem. Well, the problem here, the
• 33:09
  thing that a lot of people, myself included, are worried
• 33:14
  about is sure, I would love legislation that could make, you
• 33:21
  know, Child Exploitation online harder, you know, ideally
• 33:25
  impossible, right? My concern and the concern of
• 33:29
  several other people are that this is going to lead to just
• 33:33
  more censorship and free speech and and and Congress but.
• 33:39
  But it also won't address. This is my point.
• 33:42
  It won't even address that problem.
• 33:44
  This is the problem that these companies don't even care to
• 33:47
  address themselves right? Which they could much easier.
• 33:51
  They're they're so busy trying to like like like we make the
• 33:54
  joke. They banned you for what, The
• 33:57
  most lame shit in the world. But they're YouTube's another
• 33:59
  one. There are child predators that
• 34:01
  operate on YouTube. They go on like they had to shut
• 34:05
  down the whole comment section because they would go on kids
• 34:08
  video like videos of children and they would time stamp them
• 34:13
  for good like pics to share with each other.
• 34:15
  So like. Yeah.
• 34:17
  Like these these these websites, they'll they'll police one thing
• 34:21
  which is like your basic bitch, like jokes for Christ's sakes,
• 34:25
  you know what I mean? Or like even true crime and they
• 34:28
  they've YouTube. True crime is like the worst way
• 34:30
  to listen to it now because it's all essay this and they don't
• 34:35
  they they can't say murdered. So they're like unalived and all
• 34:38
  this shit and it doesn't even like flow and it doesn't tell a
• 34:41
  good story and they're dancing around words.
• 34:45
  Yeah, censorship has gone wild, but but child predation is
• 34:51
  rampant on their platform. Yeah, the.
• 34:54
  Where the fuck is their priorities?
• 34:56
  Yeah. And that, that, and that's
• 34:58
  exactly the point that that David Sachs makes later in the
• 35:03
  podcast is that, look, these, a lot of these politicians may be
• 35:08
  making claims that they're going to do a lot for, you know, for
• 35:14
  Child Exploitation, and they should, but they're actually not
• 35:18
  going to, they're they're going to censor.
• 35:21
  They're going to censor, you know, people who just want to
• 35:23
  make jokes or talk up. You know, guns or, you know,
• 35:27
  harmless things. Be the fucking right wing.
• 35:30
  But I'm telling you, I talk to people across the spectrum
• 35:33
  because I try and be polite and kind, you know?
• 35:36
  And I'm hearing the same thing from left wing people.
• 35:40
  They're fed up with the censorship too.
• 35:42
  They can't tell jokes either, You know, they they can't have
• 35:46
  little memes or like, Oh my God, you're slightly off color.
• 35:49
  You got to worry about your job, right?
• 35:52
  Yeah, I. Normal, normal people aren't
• 35:54
  like that. Normal people tell off color
• 35:56
  jokes sometimes. Oh my God, it's the end of the
• 35:59
  world. It's it's pretty crazy.
• 36:02
  I mean, I mentioned my interview with Terence McCauley earlier,
• 36:06
  but Terence and I were kind of chuckling because we talked
• 36:10
  about, you know, the Kennedy assassination for a large chunk
• 36:14
  of, you know, the interview, obviously, because the book that
• 36:17
  he's the novella he wrote and the trilogy that he's writing
• 36:21
  right now is centered around the JFK assassination.
• 36:25
  You can't even make you can't even post podcast about that now
• 36:31
  because it's considered, you know, it's considered like you
• 36:36
  know, misinformation. I've been shilling the podcast
• 36:40
  for satanic his because his mom was murdered right when he and
• 36:46
  he said he'd come on the show so I don't want to spoil anything.
• 36:49
  There's not I can't spoil anything because he's kept it
• 36:52
  under wraps but essentially he came into contact with some a
• 36:55
  podcast and they they did an investigation and and and he
• 37:01
  found answers to his mom's murder all these years almost 40
• 37:06
  years later and it's like they had to be so careful with even
• 37:09
  the trailer on YouTube for what is a story that should be told
• 37:13
  and they were really careful too to add big props to them.
• 37:17
  It's Madhouse Crime podcast. I believe they treated her with
• 37:23
  the utmost respect, which is what is The problem is the
• 37:26
  system didn't treat her with much respect because she was a
• 37:29
  she was essentially a prostitute.
• 37:32
  Yeah, was really. Good last night.
• 37:35
  Yeah, she was his mom. She was a human being, you know,
• 37:38
  and they they swept it under the rug.
• 37:39
  There's police corruption. It's a it's a it's a gut
• 37:43
  wrenching story and he just wants to share it with the world
• 37:46
  either. He's not, I don't think, making
• 37:47
  a dime off this. Yeah, no, we we we talked to,
• 37:52
  you know you and I did and I'd love to have them on and I don't
• 37:56
  listen to the I don't listen to that podcast yet you should.
• 38:00
  But I but I'm I'm going. To.
• 38:02
  I'm going to and. It's it's four parts because
• 38:06
  it's such a it's such a story and everybody kept it under
• 38:12
  wraps for various reasons. There's people downplaying it.
• 38:16
  But the base premise, like, I'll tell you what the premise is,
• 38:19
  'cause it's not a spoiler of anything.
• 38:21
  And yeah, he did agree. He said he'd come on the pod.
• 38:24
  He said it would be an honor and because of the no one wants to
• 38:27
  hear his fucking story, you know, and his story is, is is
• 38:33
  amazing. So she was a prostitute
• 38:36
  essentially, you know, or or or or something to that effect.
• 38:39
  And so the cops kind of slept it under the rug because it was the
• 38:42
  80s, you know, and they didn't really care about if a
• 38:46
  prostitute got murdered, right. And now you, you know, you would
• 38:49
  say sex worker if you're trying to be politically correct.
• 38:52
  But essentially it doesn't really matter because it's my my
• 38:55
  point is the same. Whatever you want to call her.
• 38:58
  She was a mother, you know what I mean?
• 39:00
  And they swept this mother's murder, brutal murder under the
• 39:04
  rug and and her abuse at the hands of a police officer,
• 39:09
  essentially. And there were luckily there
• 39:15
  were cops that kept records of everything.
• 39:17
  In a lot of these cases they aren't.
• 39:20
  But it took a FOIA request. It took actual private
• 39:23
  investigators in a two year investigation into into his his
• 39:28
  mother's murder. Jennifer.
• 39:29
  Her name is Jennifer. I think that's important.
• 39:34
  And it seems to me I I don't know how the story ends because
• 39:38
  this is something he's kept under wraps.
• 39:40
  But it seems to me he has some closure from it.
• 39:44
  And yeah, and I mean he's also like it.
• 39:49
  He's a trooper man. I I've, I've known of him for a
• 39:52
  long time. I think I have had him on a
• 39:55
  radio show way back in like the early 2000s and he's had cancer
• 39:59
  twice, you know? Just what Jennifer went through
• 40:05
  in her early life. Holy shit.
• 40:07
  Yeah, it's it's but. But I always like to point out
• 40:11
  as horrific of a story as his is, you know, he turned himself
• 40:14
  into one of the more successful and even notorious underground
• 40:19
  independent artists of his day. And he turned that pain into
• 40:24
  something that he shared with other people and and made it
• 40:27
  into a career. And so I say that he's, you
• 40:32
  know, fucking awesome, you know what I mean?
• 40:34
  But it it is a tough, it's a tough story to hear and I was
• 40:40
  helping him promote it and I was like, well, if you, you know,
• 40:42
  you can come on. I mean, I think of the
• 40:45
  considering we have crime authors like on the show all the
• 40:48
  time. I think it's of similar.
• 40:51
  Yeah. Interest, and he's an
• 40:53
  interesting person. I was actually gonna say, I
• 40:56
  don't know if you if you've read any of Michael Connelly's Harry
• 40:59
  Bosch books, but the premise of the Harry Bosch novels is that
• 41:04
  Bosch is an LAPD police detective who's whose mother
• 41:11
  actually was a prostitute and she got murdered.
• 41:15
  So Harry essentially becomes a cop in order to solve his
• 41:20
  mother's murder. And well in his case in his case
• 41:25
  he just he got bullied and and and he turned it into like his
• 41:31
  music and and I will say this for our audience his music might
• 41:35
  be a tad shocking because he's the king of like horror core
• 41:41
  dude. He's like Loki's the king of
• 41:43
  horror core. I'm in the video that he says
• 41:45
  that, so I should but and and Satanic wouldn't call his stuff
• 41:49
  horror core either. It's it's like a cult rap.
• 41:52
  His is different 'cause he plays actual instruments on most of it
• 41:56
  where a lot of rappers don't, 'cause he's some really talented
• 42:00
  guy. And that's what always drew me
• 42:03
  to his music. Like he's got a full like metal
• 42:05
  band and he's got a great metal scream and he's he he channeled
• 42:10
  look he channeled that anger into something that helped a lot
• 42:13
  of people and he actually had a reputation even when I was
• 42:16
  around of like people would say shit.
• 42:18
  Like people would say shit like oh sick Tanica hit shows he
• 42:23
  beats up his fans and all this stuff and like tell crazy like
• 42:27
  he had to be the and then I went and saw his show and he's just
• 42:31
  got real passionate. It wasn't like what people would
• 42:35
  say. It's kind of a Marilyn Manson
• 42:37
  thing where they would play it up.
• 42:39
  Yeah, yeah. And it was shocking, no doubt.
• 42:42
  Like, his shows were intense, but not like people were like,
• 42:47
  he's throwing broken glass. So, you know, just like
• 42:49
  everything crazy. And you're like, wow, for me, I
• 42:53
  got to see this guy, you know what I mean?
• 42:56
  And then I did. And it was like, oh, this is a
• 42:59
  really. He's a really intense performer.
• 43:03
  It that that reminds me of another individual who said, Oh
• 43:07
  my God, there's there's this crazy guy who's bullying me on
• 43:11
  the on the Internet. He's the meanest guy ever.
• 43:16
  And then I'm like hmm, I've got to check that that guy out And
• 43:20
  then you know Max it's the Internet bully.
• 43:24
  It's actually believe it or not, it's been a it's been a whole
• 43:29
  year this week since UA became the podcast, became one of the
• 43:36
  podcast Co hosts, and B since YouTube banned me for eulogizing
• 43:44
  my grandfather. So.
• 43:48
  Wild year, huh? Yeah, so.
• 43:52
  Still, it's still like, I think we were even messaging the other
• 43:55
  day. It's still a little surreal that
• 43:58
  you're like, you've become like an author and and and and
• 44:03
  talking to really interesting people every week that that was
• 44:08
  the premise when I came on, right?
• 44:09
  I was like, we need to get guests because Sam is such a
• 44:13
  great interviewer and and I just want to point to to the
• 44:18
  audience, like, I don't help with that at all.
• 44:21
  Like Sam, Sam books his guests, records the show and posts it.
• 44:28
  And half the time I'm like, oh, you did a show?
• 44:32
  Well, you know, on on Monday. I am.
• 44:36
  On on Mondays. I mean, Max is, Max is a dad, so
• 44:41
  you know Mondays, I assume you know you've got your son in
• 44:46
  school and. Yeah, but you quietly turned
• 44:49
  that Monday, you know just chill thing you were doing into like
• 44:53
  the show. It's great.
• 44:56
  It's great. I've been watching all of them.
• 44:58
  I was, I was watching the the the Terrance 1 today and man
• 45:04
  it's so good. What?
• 45:07
  What's What's surreal to me too? It's like he's offered to be
• 45:11
  like a beta reader for my upcoming for my upcoming Snake.
• 45:16
  Yeah, No, totally. Look and.
• 45:19
  That's cool. It's amazing what being nice to
• 45:21
  people will do, huh? Yeah, yeah, it's.
• 45:24
  Almost like there's a moral to this story or something.
• 45:27
  You know, it's almost like it's almost like getting high on.
• 45:34
  It's almost like smoking weed. Crack is a isn't a good way to
• 45:41
  go, or smoking your own supply isn't a good thing.
• 45:45
  Yeah, it's crazy because there's.
• 45:47
  Like thousands of years of people just smoking weed and not
• 45:52
  having seizures, but you're gonna have it up.
• 45:56
  Bro and. Then go I love the fucking the
• 45:59
  mic part too, 'cause he pushes the mic out of the way.
• 46:02
  That's great. Any horse names?
• 46:05
  I I love the fact that. Like that he finally that like
• 46:10
  medic her got to count on the second one too.
• 46:14
  That was that was great. The the, the, the, the.
• 46:17
  The. Defense would have shot the dog
• 46:22
  poor. Poor merch.
• 46:26
  Poor merch finally got recognized by Jim.
• 46:30
  I mean, I mean what it what? Was the worst thing merch had on
• 46:33
  you is like you picked your nose when you were really drunk one
• 46:36
  time? Yeah, yeah, at least.
• 46:39
  You didn't have a stroke. Twice.
• 46:43
  In like a. Month.
• 46:45
  Well, he also kept. Making like, you know,
• 46:49
  stuttering him impressions me where he would like impersonate
• 46:53
  some stutter, but what? But what I find Buddy is his
• 46:56
  actual stutter is like way worse and still trying to go way worse
• 47:00
  than his impression. Of you.
• 47:02
  Yeah. So.
• 47:06
  Also, it's probably it's probably a good idea not to
• 47:09
  sexually harass your fans. You would have done it.
• 47:13
  I mean, I mean, but we're, we're, we're not talking about.
• 47:18
  That asshole much anymore. I got.
• 47:20
  I got big plans. We're going to be dramatic and
• 47:22
  theatrical, just like his life. But yeah, don't don't creep on
• 47:28
  your fans, especially on a live stream in chat that's so tacky.
• 47:33
  Even if I don't. Know it's.
• 47:36
  But if you. Do if you do get.
• 47:38
  Creepy with fans and and Sam, you got to remember this if you
• 47:42
  get creepy with people. Have friends who will hold you
• 47:47
  to account. And then you can laugh there
• 47:48
  with a shitty and grin like it was like a big deal, you know?
• 47:52
  Yeah. And then and then move on with
• 47:55
  your. Life or don't be mean.
• 47:57
  To them so that they don't. Release it in the 1st place.
• 48:01
  What a, what a pig thing. What a concept being.
• 48:06
  Nice to people. Fucking wild.
• 48:11
  Have you been watching the Dave? Videos I've been linking Sam,
• 48:15
  have you been keeping the Dave averse?
• 48:17
  Because it's amazing. Right now I, I, I.
• 48:21
  Haven't but I I have pineapple. Tastes like pineapple stuck in
• 48:24
  my head thanks to you bro. The best part about the?
• 48:29
  Current season of Dave is like he's at his weirdly wackiest
• 48:33
  where he repeats himself a lot, but also.
• 48:38
  It's the season of New York. In the distance, right.
• 48:41
  Because he's, he's an exile, right?
• 48:44
  And so if anything reminds him of or brings up New York, he
• 48:48
  just starts screaming in the middle of his video like a
• 48:51
  madman and then goes back to what he was saying.
• 48:56
  It's the greatest thing ever. He's like, yeah, and the
• 48:58
  pineapple tastes like pineapple and if I was in new.
• 49:02
  York. I'd have better pineapple.
• 49:05
  I wish I was in New York. Anyway, pineapple and my robot I
• 49:15
  have, I have like an AI run YouTube account Robo reviewer
• 49:18
  right? You know, beep boop my robot.
• 49:22
  Beep. Boop is in Dave's comment.
• 49:24
  Section and Beep Boop apparently is really interested in what the
• 49:29
  pineapple tastes like every video.
• 49:32
  Dave does it asks what the? Pineapple tastes like and if
• 49:36
  Dave. Asks a question.
• 49:38
  Like he asked how many households how many flashlights
• 49:42
  the average household has. Beep, Boop gave him an answer
• 49:45
  and then in return he answered your question, what does the
• 49:50
  pineapple taste like? Dave So?
• 49:54
  Hold on. Because the punchline's the best
• 49:56
  part, Dave right now is at war with a robot over the taste of
• 50:01
  pineapple. I love the Internet bro based.
• 50:09
  Well, I mean to be. Fair if I.
• 50:11
  I I imagined if I were a robot, I would be curious what
• 50:14
  pineapple tastes like. Right?
• 50:16
  Beep boop. Hey, beep boop.
• 50:18
  He gets his interests and he really is interested in what the
• 50:21
  pineapple tastes like. I'm glad my.
• 50:24
  Wife left the room. Because she is so annoyed by
• 50:27
  days, what does the pineapple taste like that she would be
• 50:29
  hitting me right now? Like for sure, right?
• 50:35
  Upside my fucking stupid. Head for talking about the
• 50:38
  pineapple. So I'm glad that she left so
• 50:40
  that I can gloat about my robot fighting day.
• 50:44
  And The thing is, is Dave will believe that it's a robot.
• 50:49
  I mean, I mean, why won't he? Yeah, why wouldn't?
• 50:52
  If robots? Are out to get him after all,
• 50:55
  you know? Yeah, that's a.
• 50:57
  Normal thing in Dave. 'S world, so you just be a robot
• 51:01
  in his comment section and talk like a robot and ask him what
• 51:05
  the pineapple tastes like. And Dave doesn't know what to
• 51:07
  make of this, so he says. Really, Gina, Really.
• 51:12
  See. You just keep doing it until he.
• 51:15
  Blocks you see, like I could. I I Horrible human beings.
• 51:22
  Sam if. I if I, didn't if I.
• 51:24
  Didn't know any better. I would.
• 51:26
  I would assume that like Dave was a fictional character and I
• 51:29
  could put in in my novels, but but see, Dave's like real life
• 51:33
  Dave. Everybody asks.
• 51:34
  Or. Suggests is that he's faking it
• 51:38
  that there's. No way Dave could be.
• 51:40
  Like this, but I assure you I have been Dave watching for 10
• 51:44
  years and there's guys that have been Dave watching for about 20
• 51:49
  and it is not a troll. This is a real man who lives his
• 51:54
  life and he he does these YouTube videos and I keep asking
• 52:00
  as you watch like who is his audience and the only answer I
• 52:03
  can come up with Sam is me. That's it.
• 52:07
  I'm literally his. Audience that's and and it's
• 52:10
  beautiful because it's shit's art, man.
• 52:13
  It's schizo art. Like it's like they call it
• 52:16
  outsider art. You know what I mean?
• 52:19
  I have. I have like watched.
• 52:20
  A few of his clips, not like lately, but the the best way I
• 52:23
  can describe them is like a schizo version of of the Truman
• 52:29
  Show if you've ever seen that. Yeah, and and his favorite
• 52:34
  movie. Is not that.
• 52:35
  But it's the conversation, which is about a guy who believes his
• 52:38
  house to be bugged by the FBI. So he rips it off.
• 52:41
  Yeah, yeah. That, yeah.
• 52:43
  He posts clips of that movie. All the time.
• 52:46
  And he once said he once did a video where he's like, guys,
• 52:51
  there is something in the sky, a big white thing in the sky, and
• 52:54
  he looks out the window and it's the moon.
• 52:58
  And he's like they're. Watching me.
• 53:01
  Oh my God, did you see the episode where I played his phone
• 53:04
  call to the local school? Yes.
• 53:07
  Yes. I oh God.
• 53:09
  And he was. Telling them that they can't
• 53:11
  have the bus drive by his house, 'cause he might want to walk
• 53:13
  around naked. And then and then when the lady
• 53:18
  said. No, it has to go.
• 53:19
  That's the way that it's safest, he said.
• 53:23
  He threatened to go down there and really show them, Yeah, Dave
• 53:28
  is special, Dave. I've been sitting here.
• 53:32
  The last couple. Days watching some of Dave's new
• 53:34
  just the new shit with my wife. And I mean, he drives her crazy,
• 53:39
  which is half of the fun, but the pineapple tastes like
• 53:45
  pineapple, you know? Yeah, right.
• 53:52
  No, that that's what's the pineapple tastes like.
• 54:00
  Perfect timing. So I don't know I consider.
• 54:05
  Dave's work to be the highest form of art on the Internet.
• 54:10
  He probably didn't. He probably.
• 54:12
  He probably doesn't even realize that it's art, and that's the
• 54:15
  best thing. No, I was listening because.
• 54:17
  I'm going back trying to archive Dave's stuff because it's good
• 54:21
  and like, everybody wants to look at that fucking one guy
• 54:23
  that I'm not even going to mention his name tonight.
• 54:26
  And yeah, yeah, yeah, but like Dave, there's no victim.
• 54:29
  So it's kind of even funny. Except Dave, What's forgetting?
• 54:33
  About the one innocent victim. That poor.
• 54:37
  Fucking cat, OK, the cat is kind.
• 54:40
  I don't know. I don't know.
• 54:41
  Have you seen Dave's cat Sam? No.
• 54:47
  OK. So this moron, that's like.
• 54:49
  Bad at everything in life and like, mildly, like, you know,
• 54:54
  schizophrenic moves into a mobile home because his his mom
• 55:00
  moved him out to Delaware. That's why he's so mad about
• 55:02
  going to New York, because he loves New York.
• 55:04
  He's like obsessed with Dutchess County, New York, and because
• 55:09
  that's his like thing, you know, got to go wapner in 10 minutes
• 55:13
  kind of deal, you know what I mean?
• 55:16
  Got to got to got to see wapner you.
• 55:19
  Know Dave's like got to be in New York.
• 55:21
  Got to go over the hills. Got.
• 55:23
  I like hills. There's no hills here.
• 55:25
  And so he's freaking out and they moved him into the mobile
• 55:30
  home next door. They they rented out the one
• 55:33
  next door and just said for him to take care of it.
• 55:37
  And in the mobile home under the, the thing was the guy's cat
• 55:43
  and it just lives. It lives outside, but it lives
• 55:45
  under the doorstep. And so Dave is also charged with
• 55:49
  you know, take care of the mobile home, take care of the
• 55:52
  cat and take your meds, right. That's Dave's life.
• 55:57
  That's what he's charged with in life.
• 55:59
  And the cat, he does videos of it.
• 56:03
  And I was like, oh, well, Dave's doing a video with a cat.
• 56:05
  That's probably key, that's that's more wholesome than what
• 56:07
  he usually does. And he never screamed at it or
• 56:10
  nothing. But that cat looked at Dave.
• 56:13
  The way I look at Dave, like he's the dumbest person I've
• 56:17
  ever seen. That cat was that cat was
• 56:22
  straight up. Sitting in that little It had a
• 56:24
  little box right? And it was snowing outside.
• 56:28
  And that cat looked at him exactly like I look at him like,
• 56:31
  are you stupid, motherfucker? Are you actually this dumb?
• 56:37
  It is snowing. Go away.
• 56:40
  He put out a bowl of treats. The cat's like, uh uh and he
• 56:43
  just like dead. Stared at him like Go away,
• 56:46
  stupid. Just like, fuck you.
• 56:50
  Like fuck you if if Fuck You was a look, that was the look the
• 56:54
  cat had. I love it.
• 56:58
  Dave and his cat. Man, this is great
• 57:00
  entertainment. See, who cares about the fucking
• 57:03
  news? Let's talk about Dave.
• 57:08
  Fucking Love. Dave as.
• 57:09
  It drives off. All the viewers.
• 57:14
  So what else do we got that David Dave's less?
• 57:18
  Retarded than. Nikki Haley, huh?
• 57:20
  How about Nikki Haley getting beat by literally nobody?
• 57:25
  Yeah, we want to play this morning, which honestly, like I
• 57:30
  I didn't know that until you mentioned it to me right before
• 57:33
  I doubled with like double s. She got.
• 57:36
  Doubled. It was 60% for none of the
• 57:40
  candidates and 30% for Nikki Haley.
• 57:43
  And Trump wasn't on the ballot. Well, I I I did see on Twitter
• 57:49
  and I'm not going to play it because I don't want to get like
• 57:52
  copyrighted by NBC. But her big thing this week was
• 57:57
  that she did like the Kohl's open for SNL, and she thought
• 58:02
  that like that was somehow going to, like, get her Saturday Night
• 58:06
  Live in. 20. 24. When was the last time they were
• 58:12
  considered? To be funny.
• 58:16
  Like the 90s when? Yeah, like the 90s.
• 58:22
  Like Norm and fucking. Chris Rock and Adam Sandler.
• 58:27
  And yeah, yeah, it's been a long fucking time since they were
• 58:33
  funny or well, so who gives a shit?
• 58:35
  But no. But no.
• 58:37
  That that was that was like, her big grandiose moment.
• 58:40
  And this week, and you know what?
• 58:43
  She's starting to take L. 'S that would make DeSantis
• 58:46
  jealous, and he's the L master. Well, like at this point,
• 58:53
  DeSantis is. DeSantis is probably like
• 58:57
  kicking himself. He's like DeSantis is about
• 59:00
  like, shit. I shouldn't have dropped out now
• 59:02
  because this, because I could beat literally nobody.
• 59:13
  The high bar, bro. She.
• 59:15
  Beat she lost to. Literally.
• 59:17
  Nobody. Because she's so bad, Nikki
• 59:21
  Haley. No one.
• 59:23
  And you know, I wish more Americans would start voting for
• 59:26
  no one. I think no one would do a better
• 59:29
  job than most of the politicians we have in office now.
• 59:32
  If you want the honest truth, just leave them unfit and see
• 59:36
  what happens. I.
• 59:39
  I I would, I would agree with that, like look no one.
• 59:44
  Won't be passing laws to get inside your fucking bedroom and
• 59:49
  no one you know isn't going to isn't going to pass any big tax
• 59:54
  bills. And no one will start any wars.
• 59:59
  No one. No one's not.
• 1:00:02
  No one's not. No one's not going to be sending
• 1:00:07
  audits for different political groups to the IRS.
• 1:00:11
  Yeah, and no one. Isn't going to be sending nudes
• 1:00:14
  to an intern either. Right.
• 1:00:22
  Well, well, no one is no one having gay sex on the floor of
• 1:00:25
  the. Senate.
• 1:00:28
  True and no one and no. 1. Hold.
• 1:00:33
  On. And.
• 1:00:34
  No one is going to take Bill Clinton Cigar.
• 1:00:37
  And never mind, maybe too much. And create is your is your, is
• 1:00:51
  your wife. Is your wife laughing or crying?
• 1:00:54
  I could never tell. She's cringing.
• 1:00:57
  Which is the best? That's what I go for.
• 1:01:02
  Well, you got to put in extra work for cringing and even more
• 1:01:12
  for violence. Yeah, yeah, one of, one of.
• 1:01:16
  These days, one of these days, Max, you're just gonna disappear
• 1:01:21
  and I'm gonna be like, what happened to Max and she's just
• 1:01:25
  gonna say, well, he he he did XYZ and I'll be like, yeah, that
• 1:01:32
  didn't that doesn't surprise me at all.
• 1:01:35
  No, no, if I go it. Was a conspiracy.
• 1:01:39
  Blame the the Was the fox man and the clown.
• 1:01:46
  Well, what? What?
• 1:01:47
  Are you looking at me right? Now maybe I'm wrong.
• 1:01:50
  I don't. Know.
• 1:01:53
  Well, I thought you would have said Hillary Clinton.
• 1:01:57
  You know you don't. You don't have any, but you know
• 1:02:01
  you don't have any information that could lead to the arrest of
• 1:02:04
  the Clintons. So no, but I have information
• 1:02:07
  that could. Lead to the arrest of Sam
• 1:02:09
  Whitfield, ladies and gentlemen. He does massive amounts of PCP
• 1:02:13
  on a regular basis. You can tell.
• 1:02:18
  So we can stand up. Yeah.
• 1:02:21
  Then he runs out and gets a. Milkshake.
• 1:02:27
  How how long did you get the milkshake?
• 1:02:30
  He came on the show and testified to this live on air on
• 1:02:34
  the Whitfield report. What say you and and and to?
• 1:02:38
  Be fair. What did you respond with?
• 1:02:41
  You responded with a picture of yourself.
• 1:02:44
  Right. And that picture?
• 1:02:48
  Standing up. Yeah, well, it.
• 1:02:54
  Was a. It was a.
• 1:02:55
  It was a. Picture of me not wearing it.
• 1:02:59
  Well, I wouldn't think it was a picture of me standing up.
• 1:03:01
  It was a picture of me not wearing a shirt.
• 1:03:04
  I don't know how that could. I don't know.
• 1:03:07
  Where is they? Sam?
• 1:03:08
  We. Measured the fucking posts.
• 1:03:14
  You got caught out clipping color.
• 1:03:17
  Johnny Fox was right. You're faking it.
• 1:03:22
  Well, what? And then audience audience off
• 1:03:24
  air one time. I was sitting in here and he was
• 1:03:27
  like, OK, I'll be right back. I gotta go do something.
• 1:03:30
  And he and and my wife watched him stand right up and then when
• 1:03:34
  he came back, he didn't even come back and sit down.
• 1:03:37
  He blinked into existence. Audience I.
• 1:03:42
  Propose that Sam is not. A cripple, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:03:45
  that he is in fact a leprechaun. Damn.
• 1:03:53
  Damn it. I am.
• 1:03:56
  I've been. I've been figured.
• 1:04:00
  The truth is out there. Now.
• 1:04:01
  I've been exposed and I'm starting to.
• 1:04:05
  I agree. I'm starting to think that.
• 1:04:07
  All cripples are leprechauns and that's why you.
• 1:04:11
  Guys have cripple. Magic like in the X-Men, Oh.
• 1:04:17
  My God, plead the first. I mean that neither one denies
• 1:04:37
  yelling the. Gentleman, you be the judge.
• 1:04:42
  I'm put up. A poll.
• 1:04:44
  Is Sam Whitfield a leprechaun? You know what?
• 1:04:49
  I you know what? I can't even.
• 1:04:51
  I can't even deny that one. Then you know, Stanley, Stanley
• 1:05:00
  exposed us all. I plead the Fifth.
• 1:05:03
  Yeah, see? See.
• 1:05:04
  They're both. They aren't even going to
• 1:05:06
  confirm nor. Deny it.
• 1:05:08
  I've I've. I've cracked.
• 1:05:10
  This case wide open. Well, I can confirm that I do
• 1:05:17
  have magic. That's what I'm saying it's.
• 1:05:21
  Because you're a. Leprechaun.
• 1:05:23
  I knew it. God.
• 1:05:24
  Goddamn comic writer I know. It the first time I talked to.
• 1:05:27
  You that was like, this guy's a leprechaun.
• 1:05:32
  I mean, I mean, leprechauns are pretty charming.
• 1:05:36
  Yeah. And I figured you got to have a
• 1:05:40
  pot. Of gold hidden somewhere,
• 1:05:43
  probably at the. End of a rainbow.
• 1:05:46
  I mean, I mean that's what the PCP.
• 1:05:48
  Is for. I mean, I.
• 1:05:53
  I mean, I now you find that rainbow.
• 1:05:57
  You know what I mean? I mean, I mean, I wish I wish I
• 1:06:02
  had. I wish I had a pot of gold at
• 1:06:04
  the end of a rainbow. So although, although I'm not,
• 1:06:10
  although I'm not so sure right now, I want you to.
• 1:06:13
  Deny like on the record having a pot of gold at the end of a
• 1:06:18
  rainbow. I mean, I'm not Jewish, so I
• 1:06:24
  wouldn't have a pot of gold at the end of oh, at the.
• 1:06:28
  End of a. Rainbow, I see no, you got to
• 1:06:31
  deny and. Specific you're you're you're
• 1:06:35
  dodging the question. It makes you more and more like
• 1:06:37
  a leprechaun all the time. You gotta say, I, Sam Whitfield,
• 1:06:41
  do not have a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
• 1:06:47
  I Sam, I Sam Whitfield, well, I am Irish, do not have a pot of
• 1:06:52
  gold at the end, at the end of a rainbow.
• 1:06:56
  You know, if if I really wanted to be, if I real, if I want to
• 1:07:00
  be now, did they steal it from you or something?
• 1:07:05
  Yeah. Well, the well, the those those
• 1:07:07
  fucking Scots, man, they always be stealing the Yeah, they.
• 1:07:13
  Always. They always be.
• 1:07:14
  Stealing the the Irishman's pot of pot of gold.
• 1:07:21
  What about you, Morpheus, you got?
• 1:07:23
  A pot of gold at the end of a rainbow somewhere.
• 1:07:27
  I'm Morpheus, do not have a pot of gold at.
• 1:07:29
  The end of a rainbow somewhere, OK?
• 1:07:32
  I. I believe him.
• 1:07:33
  See, Sam was a. Little SUS about it, but I
• 1:07:35
  believe Morpheus. But my I'm still I don't know.
• 1:07:39
  My thesis is is that the the cripples are vast network of
• 1:07:44
  secret leprechauns is still on the table.
• 1:07:48
  See though, I I have a magic it's look it it it's more
• 1:07:53
  believable than most of the Q and.
• 1:07:54
  On bullshit is all I'm saying. Look at him.
• 1:07:56
  Does he not seem like a leprechaun?
• 1:08:00
  And then he'll smile because he. Gets awkward with this kind of
• 1:08:03
  shit and then you'll be like, Oh yeah, I see it.
• 1:08:09
  I mean, I mean, I smile because I'm charming.
• 1:08:13
  That's it. That's.
• 1:08:14
  It that's why you're a leprechaun.
• 1:08:16
  And of course. Leprechaun will talk you into.
• 1:08:19
  Anything. I'm starting to understand
• 1:08:22
  what's going on here. I've been taking well, I I,
• 1:08:27
  well, I, I. You know, I tried to get into, I
• 1:08:31
  tried to convert Vince Mirch, be nice.
• 1:08:33
  He told me to basically fuck off and now he now he's having horse
• 1:08:38
  seizures. So you be you be the judge.
• 1:08:42
  Yeah, we tried to convince another.
• 1:08:44
  Guy to be nice. And he ended up with a feud with
• 1:08:47
  like a furry, a witch and a clown.
• 1:08:49
  It was like, what? How did this happen?
• 1:08:54
  Yeah, yeah. Online.
• 1:08:56
  Online Infinity Man. It's crazy so.
• 1:09:03
  I. Do know that Morpheus has some
• 1:09:05
  gaming news too I I I think right?
• 1:09:13
  Or then you use this leprechaun magic to.
• 1:09:19
  Break into some gaming studios and leak some good shit.
• 1:09:24
  That's what I would do, Leprechaun.
• 1:09:26
  Magic. Well, so Speaking of gaming, can
• 1:09:33
  you talk about Suicide Squad yet?
• 1:09:35
  Or are you? Yeah, yeah, it's out.
• 1:09:37
  So I can. Totally tell everybody that
• 1:09:39
  that, like the reviews talking about how bad it 'cause people
• 1:09:42
  will play a game if it's said to be really, really bad just
• 1:09:46
  because it's not even that kind of bad.
• 1:09:50
  It's aggressively not so bad. It's good.
• 1:09:53
  No, it's aggressively. Mediocre.
• 1:09:56
  It's not even bad. It's got bugs like fixed.
• 1:10:00
  If you play the game when the bugs are like mopped up, it's
• 1:10:05
  mid as fuck, and the only people who would really like it is if
• 1:10:08
  you're like obsessed with Suicide Squad.
• 1:10:11
  There are some funny jokes, but there's a lot of bad jokes too.
• 1:10:19
  It it is what it is. I beat the whole thing in the in
• 1:10:22
  the closed alpha or whatever that I couldn't talk about in
• 1:10:25
  like 2 1/2 hours. I I'm sure it's longer than
• 1:10:30
  that. Now, like they padded it out to
• 1:10:33
  make the full campaign, but it's it's a short game.
• 1:10:36
  It might be fun to play with a friend.
• 1:10:38
  The travel powers are all right, like Harley Quinn plays like
• 1:10:42
  Spider Man and Deadshot. Or yeah, it's Deadshot, I think.
• 1:10:48
  Plays with the jet pack, right? And the the shark guy is like
• 1:10:53
  the Hulk. He jumps in the air.
• 1:10:55
  That shit's all right. But here's the thing.
• 1:11:01
  There are countless. Better looter shooters that you
• 1:11:05
  could play with your friends, and most of them are free.
• 1:11:10
  So unless you really like the. Suicide Squad characters,
• 1:11:14
  There's nothing for you because it's so mid, but if you like bad
• 1:11:19
  games, it's not even that 'cause you'll be like.
• 1:11:21
  There's some bugs to laugh at, I guess, but it's not.
• 1:11:26
  The writing's kind of bad, but it's some of it's OK.
• 1:11:28
  I don't know. Everything about it is mid I.
• 1:11:32
  I heard when it when it finally came out.
• 1:11:35
  People were literally popping it open and it was auto completing,
• 1:11:41
  yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's it or.
• 1:11:44
  Just all kinds of stupid bugs. But like bro, it's $70.00 is
• 1:11:49
  what's the real problem. You you want $70.00 for your
• 1:11:53
  game and it's like mad at best when like a lot of games, let me
• 1:11:58
  give you an example, Warframe is a fucking fantastic looter
• 1:12:02
  shooter. So good and it's.
• 1:12:04
  Free. And and.
• 1:12:06
  You can, mostly. Just play that game for free
• 1:12:08
  forever and do and see everything.
• 1:12:11
  It helps to buy like a couple weapons that you want
• 1:12:14
  specifically instead of grinding them out.
• 1:12:16
  But I did. But like, it's a free game, it's
• 1:12:19
  a looter shooter and you're a ninja in space with guns.
• 1:12:25
  Suicide Squad can't even come close.
• 1:12:27
  To competing, There's so many different bosses to fly
• 1:12:29
  different weapons and you level up each weapon and it doesn't
• 1:12:32
  take very long. And then you go loot, you go
• 1:12:36
  looting for more weapons to craft so you can have more
• 1:12:39
  weapons. Suicide Squad, you will beat the
• 1:12:43
  whole game, even with a friend even dicking around, maybe
• 1:12:46
  trying to do all the side missions in like 8 hours.
• 1:12:51
  Do now do you I I know it's like AI know it's like a loot service
• 1:12:58
  game so but like do you have the the last looter shooter that I
• 1:13:02
  actually. Bought and enjoyed was division.
• 1:13:06
  2. Yeah, Division two, that's the.
• 1:13:08
  One I would recommend like. I actually prefer division two
• 1:13:12
  as a looter. Shooter.
• 1:13:14
  Especially right now if you get the Warlords of expansion, the
• 1:13:18
  story's great in Warlords, even if you haven't followed the
• 1:13:22
  whole fucking story. But the shooting is great.
• 1:13:24
  It's fun. I I yeah, I have like a Max
• 1:13:27
  level character on both Xbox and PC for The Division Two.
• 1:13:32
  That's how much I like it. And I have like every.
• 1:13:38
  Gear set you could possibly want so that I can do different
• 1:13:41
  builds, yeah. Division Two.
• 1:13:44
  Nails it in a way. Like Diablo 2 nailed loot right?
• 1:13:48
  It made it feel like it was worth going out and getting
• 1:13:51
  extra things just to fuck around.
• 1:13:56
  But no, you could get a suicide. Squad where it's like here's +3
• 1:14:00
  to your fucking gun. A dilute's boring, too, but just
• 1:14:04
  like everything else about the game.
• 1:14:07
  No, I've been playing. I've been playing a game that.
• 1:14:09
  Everybody shits on, and that's Diablo 4.
• 1:14:13
  I've I've I've been playing I I recently played a game that's
• 1:14:20
  like so bad that's almost good and that's like rock a city or I
• 1:14:27
  think that's what it's called it's it's the one that like they
• 1:14:31
  hired Chuck Norris to like yeah it's like K Dave A.
• 1:14:35
  Corny 80s movie, and I kind of dig that vibe.
• 1:14:39
  Yeah, yeah, it's. It's so like it's so bad.
• 1:14:43
  It's almost good like it had. It has glitches, but I think the
• 1:14:48
  glitches are like almost intentional besides Diablo 4.
• 1:14:53
  Yeah, one thing everybody hates on Diablo Four.
• 1:14:57
  I've played Season 2 and now Season 3 of it, and I had fun.
• 1:15:03
  I think the people complaining about it are the biggest nerds
• 1:15:05
  in the world that get obsessed with.
• 1:15:07
  And I'm not going to get to like I'm rare in the I'll get to
• 1:15:10
  level 100 in a Diablo game playing BG.
• 1:15:12
  Three most. People are going to beat the
• 1:15:14
  campaign. And be done with it.
• 1:15:17
  But I'll play till level 100 and I'll do the seasonal shit
• 1:15:20
  because I've been playing Diablo for 20 fucking years, right?
• 1:15:25
  And I'm having fun with it. But the other nerds are like,
• 1:15:28
  oh, it's broken, it's dead, It's the end of the fucking world.
• 1:15:31
  I don't know if you're like a dad that doesn't have a million
• 1:15:34
  hours. It's a it's a lot of fun.
• 1:15:38
  It's easy to keep track of. But also, I was playing Marvel
• 1:15:43
  Midnight Suns. I don't.
• 1:15:46
  Know if you guys have heard that one, it's.
• 1:15:47
  Like a tactical turn base marvel.
• 1:15:53
  It's all it's all right. You make a.
• 1:15:55
  Hero and I didn't realize cause the X com games, they call you
• 1:15:59
  the Commander and it's the same studio and you're not really a
• 1:16:02
  playable character in the game. So I just made it like the most
• 1:16:06
  basic bitch character model and suddenly I'm the chosen one of
• 1:16:10
  the universe and I was like huh, maybe I should have put more
• 1:16:13
  thought into that, but I hate character creators so it's fine.
• 1:16:18
  Vaguely, but I don't know much. About it.
• 1:16:22
  Yeah, it's like. It's set.
• 1:16:25
  In like. The Midnight Sun universe
• 1:16:28
  section of Marvel which is very supernatural heavy and so they
• 1:16:32
  bring Lilith the demon back from like wherever the hell demons
• 1:16:36
  are. Hell, probably.
• 1:16:38
  And and you get you get a guy and then you get a whole team of
• 1:16:43
  like Marvel superheroes. But it's not The Avengers.
• 1:16:46
  So it's like Blade, Ghost Rider. You know, there's some big.
• 1:16:51
  Ones There's iron. Man and Wolverine.
• 1:16:53
  But like, it's the Midnight Suns.
• 1:16:55
  So it's a it's a specific set of characters, and the one I got
• 1:17:00
  come with all the DLC too. So it's got like Deadpool as
• 1:17:03
  like a vampire hunter and shit. Is it is it better than the than
• 1:17:11
  The Avengers game that came out like Oh yeah, it's it's a.
• 1:17:15
  Turn based tactical game with cards, but that that.
• 1:17:21
  It sound that. Sounds bad, but it through a lot
• 1:17:23
  of people but it's it's more like, it's like.
• 1:17:27
  That plus X com. With Marvel characters so big,
• 1:17:30
  flashy animations of like special moves and shit, yeah,
• 1:17:34
  it's a good, good little fun, especially on the Steam deck.
• 1:17:39
  I've still been. Mean and I should go play.
• 1:17:41
  The fucking Harry Potter game, but like I ruined my wife's save
• 1:17:44
  and felt bad about it. So I I haven't touched that
• 1:17:50
  sense. But I hear it's.
• 1:17:51
  Yeah, yeah, I don't like. Harry Potter.
• 1:17:53
  Particularly, but it's if it's. A prequel?
• 1:17:58
  Or whatever I should play that no like like that.
• 1:18:01
  Like, that's The funny thing, right?
• 1:18:03
  Is like, originally everyone bought Hogwarts legacy to like
• 1:18:08
  own all the trans activists that were like, shitting on it.
• 1:18:12
  But it's actually a decent, it's actually like a really decent
• 1:18:15
  game. And like, I'm not even into
• 1:18:20
  Harry Potter and I I like it. So, yeah, you of.
• 1:18:24
  Course RoboCop, yeah. My point being, you know, before
• 1:18:28
  we get too off in the weeds with games and bore everybody to
• 1:18:31
  tears, is there's a million games better for to spend your
• 1:18:36
  70 or less dollars on than Suicide Squad.
• 1:18:40
  Because it's mediocre. Not.
• 1:18:41
  Not because it's bad. It's not like if you if you
• 1:18:45
  really like Suicide Squad, you might have fun with it for a
• 1:18:47
  couple hours, but that's all it. Is it's a couple.
• 1:18:51
  Hour game that you're supposed to play it forever, but most
• 1:18:54
  people won't right the live service, so they'll.
• 1:19:00
  Oh, they'll put out new. Content in six months, but most
• 1:19:03
  people won't go back to it because it's been it's boring
• 1:19:06
  and it didn't stick in their mind, if you like.
• 1:19:09
  Suicide Squad, that. Playing the story might be fun
• 1:19:12
  because it is kind of fun killing Justice League members,
• 1:19:15
  I have to admit, but they also went way over the top with it.
• 1:19:18
  Like they pissed on the Flash's corpse.
• 1:19:20
  Literally. Yeah.
• 1:19:24
  Yeah, I. Yeah, I saw that they didn't
• 1:19:29
  seem to know where the line. Of edgy was when they made that
• 1:19:32
  game, but whatever. If you're into that, it might be
• 1:19:38
  a. Fun little game, but most people
• 1:19:40
  won't be. And it's.
• 1:19:41
  I don't think it's worth $70.00 when you can get so many better,
• 1:19:44
  like indie games and shit for cheaper.
• 1:19:46
  Or buy some indie books. Yeah, yeah, Buy it less than
• 1:19:53
  $70.00, yeah, yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like. 999 damn
• 1:20:02
  so. So.
• 1:20:04
  Wait, you could get you could get, like seven of Sam's book
• 1:20:10
  for the price of Suicide Squad? That sounds like a bark,
• 1:20:15
  probably get. Like 8.
• 1:20:18
  Yeah, yeah. Well.
• 1:20:20
  Yeah, you probably get a. Deal on that.
• 1:20:22
  Shit, that is spectacular. Val, Yes, in fact that that.
• 1:20:28
  Gives that gives. In fact, that gives me an idea.
• 1:20:33
  Everyone, instead of spending money on Suicide Squad, should
• 1:20:37
  just go and buy 8 copies of my of my book.
• 1:20:42
  That's what I'm saying. Fuck Suicide Squad, Just buy 8
• 1:20:46
  copies of Shadows of Deception. Show them that their.
• 1:20:53
  Mediocre garbage will not stand by buying Sam's book in bulk and
• 1:20:58
  giving it to everybody you know. And yeah, and ladies and
• 1:21:05
  gentlemen, if that's not a good enough.
• 1:21:06
  Reason. Let me give you another reason.
• 1:21:09
  Every copy sold OK goes towards Sam's ego, goes to a cripple it.
• 1:21:16
  Going getting a little. Bigger, right?
• 1:21:19
  And then so when we make him uncomfortable, like right now,
• 1:21:23
  right, it's a little bit funnier.
• 1:21:28
  And for that piece, ladies. And, gentlemen, you should buy
• 1:21:31
  Shadows of Deception. I rest my case.
• 1:21:35
  Sam, you have the floor. Well, no.
• 1:21:38
  The other thing. Too is when the.
• 1:21:42
  So when the new book comes out, when the 4th, when the 4th
• 1:21:46
  estate comes out, I am going to raise, I am going to raise the
• 1:21:52
  price of the of the print book a little bit.
• 1:21:57
  But that's just because I'm using higher quality paper,
• 1:22:01
  raising the quality. I like it.
• 1:22:03
  So we're you're not raising? The quality you're.
• 1:22:06
  Raising the quality but. But I'm also going to be
• 1:22:11
  discounting the The e-book too. So damn a little.
• 1:22:16
  Bit value. So you know, we're I've been
• 1:22:23
  talking to my authors and but I'm pretty good at it.
• 1:22:26
  Huh. Heating.
• 1:22:28
  Some advice? Yeah.
• 1:22:30
  Well, I I hate. Well, see, I don't see this as
• 1:22:34
  shilling so much. I make it.
• 1:22:35
  I try and make it at least. Fun, right?
• 1:22:38
  I I'm but. No, a little bit of money.
• 1:22:41
  You go buy Sam's book though. And what is the pineapple?
• 1:22:47
  What is I'm selling Sam? Sam.
• 1:22:49
  What does the pineapple taste like?
• 1:22:52
  A pineapple tastes like pineapple.
• 1:22:58
  Although like, what if a what? What if a pineapple?
• 1:23:03
  Hear me out, Max, what if a pineapple just tasted like an
• 1:23:07
  apple? Damn.
• 1:23:10
  Then why would it be pine? We need to ask.
• 1:23:16
  Well. See, Those are the questions
• 1:23:18
  that only Dave can. An interview with Dave on the.
• 1:23:24
  Show and taking him completely seriously as a guest would be
• 1:23:27
  the funniest thing in the world. But it'll never happen.
• 1:23:32
  Shmuley. Shmuley.
• 1:23:33
  Legitimately tried to get him to do and this was years ago, they
• 1:23:38
  were going to do an advice show for romance.
• 1:23:40
  This was when Shmuley was a young, young man and had no
• 1:23:44
  experience with ladies. And so the idea was be a young
• 1:23:47
  guy that had with no experience with the ladies and an old guy
• 1:23:50
  with no experience with the ladies.
• 1:23:52
  We're going to tell young men how to get the ladies.
• 1:23:57
  You see that? Was going to be gold.
• 1:24:00
  You're going to pay, Dave. $30 Per episode and he still
• 1:24:04
  wouldn't do it. That that sounds like that
• 1:24:08
  sounds like a hilarious idea for a sitcom, actually, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:24:13
  we thought of that. A.
• 1:24:13
  Buddy sitcom with Shmuly and Dave.
• 1:24:18
  You know what You know what else is pretty funny is I I saw in
• 1:24:22
  the Guild you posted you posted the the Shmuley video on on the
• 1:24:30
  Holocaust him versus the the the I I actually I I actually saw
• 1:24:38
  that I actually saw that stream that was like that was like the
• 1:24:44
  last stream of the art heart of the conservative that I saw And
• 1:24:48
  then I was like that's too much man.
• 1:24:52
  But no, like I I had, I had I had actually offered to like
• 1:24:57
  interview the art heart conservative on my show and he
• 1:25:01
  actually, he actually turned me down my show.
• 1:25:10
  Not well. I well, well, not only did I
• 1:25:12
  dodge a bullet, but believe it or not, believe it or not, not
• 1:25:16
  Max his reason I kind of conservative and we're here
• 1:25:20
  today. To say some Q1 on bullshit
• 1:25:23
  asserted as truth, provide no evidence of it and then act like
• 1:25:27
  a tough guy, you know? His his, his reason, his
• 1:25:33
  reading. His reason for turning me down,
• 1:25:35
  though, is hilarious. Max, Are you ready?
• 1:25:39
  His reason for turning me down was because my show isn't big
• 1:25:45
  enough, so why would I waste my time?
• 1:25:48
  He's on coming on your show. He stopped his show.
• 1:25:54
  No, I I know. But talk about outlasting, you
• 1:25:57
  know? Everybody just stops their show
• 1:26:00
  because they don't get a million viewers, 'cause, you know, maybe
• 1:26:03
  the guy from Boston who's angry all the time and kind of stupid
• 1:26:07
  bit worked for a little while, but it gets tiresome and and
• 1:26:13
  you're not, you know, your audience is very limited.
• 1:26:15
  It's the same with a lot of people, right?
• 1:26:17
  Like, maybe you might do, sure, you know a YouTube stream about,
• 1:26:21
  like videos about scammers from India, right?
• 1:26:25
  And let's say you, you build up a little audience on these scam
• 1:26:28
  videos, you know, and like, you know, if you act like an
• 1:26:33
  asshole, right to to to those people, it it turns bad.
• 1:26:41
  You see what I'm saying, Sam? Yeah.
• 1:26:44
  Yeah, yeah, well, it's it's funny, but also like.
• 1:26:49
  The alternate to this little. Fable.
• 1:26:51
  Right. Is you could be the the based
• 1:26:54
  Chad Sam who is nice to people and befriends them and makes
• 1:26:59
  content that he can be proud of and that he's not ashamed of and
• 1:27:05
  publishes a book and it's successful because it's good,
• 1:27:09
  right. That's the flip side of the
• 1:27:11
  coin. That's what I would prefer to be
• 1:27:13
  and then and. Then who and then who and then
• 1:27:16
  who also gets acknowledged as like an actual peer by like
• 1:27:20
  actual successful authors by by people so famous.
• 1:27:24
  We were kind of in awe that they would take the time.
• 1:27:27
  It's humbling, right? I'm on the.
• 1:27:30
  Same no and. And some of these guys, and I'm
• 1:27:33
  just like, wow, you know, that's impressive.
• 1:27:39
  Yeah, it you know, I've not we won't.
• 1:27:45
  Well, we picked it to be a year ago.
• 1:27:47
  Is it we I I don't want. To stay on for too much longer.
• 1:27:54
  But I will say this, I do think that like, you know, I I will
• 1:28:01
  admit like people, people were upset that I didn't start
• 1:28:04
  another YouTube channel, you know immediately.
• 1:28:09
  And we we talked about it. We've considered it.
• 1:28:14
  We, I mean, if YouTube, here's the thing, if YouTube weren't
• 1:28:22
  banning like other normal channels out there, I I would
• 1:28:28
  consider it. But and look, we've got a lot of
• 1:28:34
  monetization and worried about getting.
• 1:28:36
  Banned every week. And then you would technically,
• 1:28:40
  you would technically they would be able to ban you just for
• 1:28:42
  being there, right, 'cause it's ban evasion.
• 1:28:45
  And I I pointed out that that's kind of like, that's not yeah,
• 1:28:49
  'cause that 'cause you're more professional than that, right?
• 1:28:53
  And you use your real name and you're not running from anybody.
• 1:28:55
  And I the way I see it, if they think that we're not good enough
• 1:28:59
  on it's it's one of those things of like, oh, I'm not wanna hear.
• 1:29:03
  Well then I didn't want to be here anyway.
• 1:29:05
  Fuck you. Yeah, and and and doing that.
• 1:29:10
  Braced Rumble and Spotify and all these other places.
• 1:29:15
  And it's paid off big time. You know a lot of people are
• 1:29:18
  sick of you too. Just.
• 1:29:20
  Ain't just us. Yeah.
• 1:29:25
  So you know I I think I, I, I actually, you know I think we've
• 1:29:30
  had more success. I think we've had more success.
• 1:29:33
  I I think the, I think the biggest thing too is like my
• 1:29:37
  guests have been able to like talk openly and freely about
• 1:29:41
  like whatever they they want to too.
• 1:29:44
  Not that, like any of them are really like Edge Lords, but
• 1:29:48
  like, you know, Terence McCauley talked a bit about, you know,
• 1:29:53
  his his crime novels that were, like, set in the 1930s.
• 1:29:59
  Apparently. Like apparently talking out
• 1:30:02
  prohibition is now frowned upon on YouTube for some reason, even
• 1:30:07
  though that was a even though that was a historical event.
• 1:30:12
  That's what I'm saying. It makes it hard.
• 1:30:14
  For my friend to promote his like there's nothing wrong with
• 1:30:18
  the story like YouTube want to rewrite history.
• 1:30:21
  Right. But they have to.
• 1:30:22
  Be careful about. What the words they say, that's
• 1:30:24
  actual things that have happened to real people.
• 1:30:28
  It's it's insane The level like YouTube goes in the exact
• 1:30:32
  direction you were worried about right?
• 1:30:33
  Where they over censor stuff including like documentaries
• 1:30:37
  about real events. Which is like that's what.
• 1:30:44
  YouTube should be for That's kind of what drew me to YouTube
• 1:30:47
  originally when it was a young platform was the longer form
• 1:30:51
  documentary, yeah. So, so historical documentary is
• 1:30:58
  bad but but actual but actual. Like beheading live streams that
• 1:31:06
  can that can stay up for like 8 hours and nobody has a problem.
• 1:31:12
  Yeah, you eulogizing your? Granddad is immediately take him
• 1:31:15
  down. Guy dancing around with his
• 1:31:18
  dad's severed fucking head. That gets six hours, right?
• 1:31:23
  Yeah, the. State of fucking YouTube.
• 1:31:27
  The. Absolute.
• 1:31:28
  State of. That God forsaken plan.
• 1:31:30
  You guys wonder why we don't go back is 'cause I have for me, I
• 1:31:35
  have contempt for it. Look at what they're no.
• 1:31:40
  Yeah. And I yeah.
• 1:31:42
  And I I've well. And for me, I have contempt for
• 1:31:45
  it. And not only that, but like, you
• 1:31:47
  know, we say that, we say that they banned me for eulogizing my
• 1:31:51
  grandfather. And people are like, are you
• 1:31:54
  serious? And the truth is, for those who
• 1:31:57
  are unfamiliar, because I know we have new, I know we have some
• 1:32:01
  new viewers, they literally never told us why the channel
• 1:32:06
  got banned. They they just said that I
• 1:32:07
  violated terms of service. But I was in the middle of
• 1:32:11
  eulogizing of, like, talk at my grandfather, and then they cut
• 1:32:16
  me off, like in the middle of that stream.
• 1:32:19
  Yeah, Luckily you were like. You were recording or streaming
• 1:32:23
  to another platform or whatever. So they're like, we have that
• 1:32:27
  that episode is still up somewhere, but the YouTube one
• 1:32:30
  got caught halfway and he didn't even know, 'cause he wasn't
• 1:32:34
  looking to chat because he was eulogizing his grandfather for a
• 1:32:37
  moment, right? So he's not reading chat and I'm
• 1:32:40
  in there like, yo, I think they just banned us, yeah.
• 1:32:46
  Yeah, yeah. And then and then I I remember,
• 1:32:48
  I I remember I got through my whole thing and then I was like,
• 1:32:53
  oh, we got banned. Like it was kind of sudden.
• 1:32:58
  But hey, you finished the stream anyway.
• 1:33:05
  Yeah. And the next week we kind of
• 1:33:09
  went exclusive to Rumble on Spotify.
• 1:33:11
  And you know the other thing I think too is like I actually,
• 1:33:15
  it's not a lot, but unlike YouTube, I actually get like a
• 1:33:19
  share of ad revenue from Rumble and I wasn't, I wasn't getting
• 1:33:25
  that on and I guess. You know, we we tend to.
• 1:33:31
  Only shield the book. But we to say it like Super
• 1:33:34
  Chats is 100% on rumble. So if.
• 1:33:39
  You're the kind of person that's.
• 1:33:40
  Like I don't want to give YouTube a cut Rumble Super
• 1:33:42
  Chats, they give 100% to Sam. Yeah, which is, which is nice.
• 1:33:50
  And they also give us cut in the business by the way.
• 1:33:54
  By. Far they also give us they.
• 1:33:57
  Also, give us Rumble Studio to use for free.
• 1:34:00
  And you know it. It has its flaws, but it's a
• 1:34:05
  brand new product and it's, it's nice.
• 1:34:08
  It's like it kind of reminds me of the old Google Hangouts, you
• 1:34:13
  know, for people who remember those.
• 1:34:16
  So a little, a little modernized, actually.
• 1:34:21
  If I would say there's things they can.
• 1:34:24
  Do it a little. Better for sure, but for a stand
• 1:34:28
  alone product that you get for just using the service, it's not
• 1:34:32
  bad. It's better than.
• 1:34:34
  What YouTube provides currently cause YouTube stopped supporting
• 1:34:38
  Google Hangouts as you know famously and basically you could
• 1:34:42
  pick stream yards or there's a couple other ones but they all
• 1:34:46
  they're all not as good as this actually no and and and you have
• 1:34:52
  to pay. And and you have to pay for some
• 1:34:54
  of them, too. Yeah.
• 1:34:55
  So I'm honestly curious about what?
• 1:34:59
  What you? Think the gaming news was 'cause
• 1:35:01
  I I can't think of anything. I thought you had something out
• 1:35:08
  like I thought you had something went real well, I thought you
• 1:35:15
  had something went related, but I could be I could be wrong.
• 1:35:20
  Unfortunately, no, they. Stopped officially supporting.
• 1:35:24
  Gwent. At the end of last year, so.
• 1:35:30
  Ripped It's it's it's still up. You can still play.
• 1:35:33
  It it's just not officially updated and supported anymore,
• 1:35:36
  but the community community doesn't know.
• 1:35:41
  That's hey, that can be good. There's there's a server for
• 1:35:47
  Warhammer Online, which is an old MMO based on Warhammer
• 1:35:51
  Fantasy and it was great for PvP.
• 1:35:54
  And there's a pirate server of it that has not only kept the
• 1:35:58
  game up, but they've actually finished content that was in the
• 1:36:01
  original game that didn't get finished and then they've made
• 1:36:04
  new content. Sometimes the fan run shit is
• 1:36:08
  the best. Oh no, not to be clear, it's
• 1:36:11
  still. The official CDPCDPR Gwent
• 1:36:13
  server. But all of the management and
• 1:36:16
  balancing is done by the community now, right?
• 1:36:21
  Right. That's, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:36:23
  Though like there there's there's something like that,
• 1:36:26
  actually. What is it?
• 1:36:30
  Arena. Net Arena.
• 1:36:32
  Net just officially or what's their parent company?
• 1:36:36
  Nexon, I think it's. Nexon, they officially
• 1:36:40
  recognized a City of Heroes private server and gave them an
• 1:36:43
  official license. Oh, nice.
• 1:36:47
  Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty.
• 1:36:49
  That's the first. Time that's ever happened for a
• 1:36:51
  dead game like that, which, so it's pretty cool of them.
• 1:36:55
  And yeah, I've played on that private server and it's a pretty
• 1:36:58
  good recreation of City of Heroes, which is still, to this
• 1:37:01
  day, the best superhero MMO. Yeah 'cause you can make pretty,
• 1:37:09
  you can make pretty much any character.
• 1:37:10
  You wanted and then later on they added in like villains, you
• 1:37:14
  could be a villain that. Shit was dope.
• 1:37:19
  The the Warhammer Online and the server's called Return of
• 1:37:22
  Reckoning and I play that sometimes because the thing
• 1:37:25
  about that's cool about Warhammer Online and why I would
• 1:37:27
  want to go back to it at all is levelling in PvP is not only
• 1:37:33
  viable but that's mostly how people play the whole game.
• 1:37:36
  Like when they get when they get to Max level, they quit and
• 1:37:39
  start a new character because the the low level PvP in the
• 1:37:44
  open world is kind of the point of the game.
• 1:37:48
  No. Were you?
• 1:37:49
  Were you? Were you Speaking of the?
• 1:37:50
  Live stream that happened today, Sam.
• 1:37:55
  Because, because. I because I haven't had a chance
• 1:37:57
  to. Look at.
• 1:37:58
  It yet? Well.
• 1:38:01
  No, no, I don't. I no, I don't think I was
• 1:38:06
  talking about that. I I had, I had thought that you
• 1:38:11
  and Max were talking like gaming news early in the weekend, that
• 1:38:14
  you had like a story or something for the show.
• 1:38:18
  But I I could be wrong probably. Do we have any?
• 1:38:23
  Updates on if handicap parking. If I did, I forgot about it.
• 1:38:26
  Couldn't have been. That important.
• 1:38:29
  Then do do you have any updates on what handicap parking?
• 1:38:37
  Nope. Still sucks.
• 1:38:39
  All right, there's been your. Handicap parking update.
• 1:38:46
  It still sucks and able bod people are still hijacking it so
• 1:38:53
  but they're lucky you guys don't rise up well.
• 1:38:59
  Well, as well, as Dave Chappelle put it, we're the only group
• 1:39:03
  that doesn't organize. So he's going to make jokes.
• 1:39:09
  He's going to make jokes about us now, which by the way, like
• 1:39:14
  if if Dave spell were to Rose me, I would be, I would be
• 1:39:17
  honored, so, right. As would I.
• 1:39:22
  That's the thing. And that's why.
• 1:39:24
  Everybody stopped making fun of disabled people in general,
• 1:39:27
  right? Is because most mostly y'all
• 1:39:29
  have a sense of humor. Yeah, Or they show us 2.
• 1:39:39
  Cripples in a in. A.
• 1:39:40
  Neanderthal also, or in some cases, they don't.
• 1:39:43
  Get the joke? So it's fine too, you know?
• 1:39:49
  Yeah, there there is like a. There is a.
• 1:39:53
  Contingent out there that like believes that like Shmui is
• 1:39:57
  deliberately being. I also love when people don't
• 1:40:00
  understand Shmui's sense of humor.
• 1:40:03
  That's my favorite. The best part is when.
• 1:40:08
  I he encounters somebody new and they can't tell if he's being
• 1:40:12
  serious or not, and I can't either.
• 1:40:19
  That's usually the case. I cannot tell if it's deadly
• 1:40:23
  serious or not. Well, he's using his fucking
• 1:40:27
  years. On the Internet, right?
• 1:40:29
  Ten years on the Internet, I've been chit chatting with him.
• 1:40:32
  We've kept up right and I have no idea sometimes if he's
• 1:40:37
  trolling, even to me, Shmuley is an enigma.
• 1:40:43
  So when our good. Nameless.
• 1:40:44
  Friend this week named Who is Shmuley?
• 1:40:46
  Who is Shmuley? It was.
• 1:40:48
  Perfect. Yeah.
• 1:40:48
  Who is Shmuley? That is the question, isn't it?
• 1:40:52
  Everybody wants. To know.
• 1:40:54
  But who has the answers? Nobody, right?
• 1:41:01
  Who? Who?
• 1:41:02
  It's like? Who watches the Watchmen?
• 1:41:04
  Nobody knows. But but also.
• 1:41:09
  If you. Found out.
• 1:41:11
  Would it live? Up to the Shmuley hype.
• 1:41:15
  Maybe some mysteries? Are meant to be left uncovered
• 1:41:20
  for later generations. See.
• 1:41:23
  See. My experience, because I know
• 1:41:26
  some things about Shmuley that a lot of people don't.
• 1:41:30
  Know. Is even if you were to solve the
• 1:41:36
  mystery of Shmui, it would just lead into a bigger mystery.
• 1:41:41
  It's like it's like Inception that way.
• 1:41:45
  The the just when you think you figured it out it out the Shmui
• 1:41:50
  spear see you know just evolves. So he's a complex individual.
• 1:42:01
  With many facets, but he was too busy for our humble show again.
• 1:42:09
  Well, for us, Sam, you know. Well, you know.
• 1:42:13
  Our lad has. Grown up and we're we're very
• 1:42:17
  proud of him. So yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:21
  Grown up to chase? Poon probably.
• 1:42:27
  Yeah, well, hey, no knowing him, he, you know, I I wouldn't be
• 1:42:31
  surprised. Or he could be on a podcast.
• 1:42:34
  With two crippled guys and a giant talking about politics.
• 1:42:37
  Instead, he's probably out with a girl.
• 1:42:40
  What a loser. Yeah, I know, right.
• 1:42:45
  Yeah. Fucking shit.
• 1:42:48
  Well, you know, it's it's not like we don't, it's not like we
• 1:42:52
  don't have any female listeners, you know, on the show anymore.
• 1:42:57
  Well, you're you're a notorious ladies man.
• 1:43:01
  We know that although. I'm I'm totally I'm totally my
• 1:43:05
  you made your name in Discord. International man of But it's
• 1:43:09
  too long, so I don't know what are you an international man of.
• 1:43:15
  International Man of Miss of Mystery.
• 1:43:20
  Yeah. OK.
• 1:43:20
  It. Was a It was a mystery what the
• 1:43:23
  last word was, 'cause it's too long for Discord names, so I I.
• 1:43:28
  Was very, you're very. Mysterious in that way, they
• 1:43:31
  don't even know what you're an international man of.
• 1:43:34
  It's great. That's.
• 1:43:36
  Brilliant marketing there. Or you just.
• 1:43:39
  Don't realize that that's. What it comes up for everybody?
• 1:43:45
  Thanks. It wasn't I'll.
• 1:43:47
  I'll probably just shorten that to like author or something like
• 1:43:51
  that. So awesome.
• 1:43:54
  See this. Is what I mean.
• 1:43:55
  Audience, I'm telling you, every book you buy contributes to the
• 1:43:59
  the the beginning of Sam's head and so for just.
• 1:44:03
  That reason for. My sake for the hilarity of it,
• 1:44:07
  because he gets embarrassed even easier when you point it out.
• 1:44:13
  Just to boost my ego. Yeah, I just want to inflate.
• 1:44:16
  It so big. I want him to start sending
• 1:44:19
  dirty voice messages to fans. Wait, oh, that was never mind.
• 1:44:23
  That was somebody else, right? Yeah, I want Sam's ego every.
• 1:44:31
  Book that gets. Sold of Sam's.
• 1:44:34
  His his head gets progressively like slightly bigger and so that
• 1:44:39
  reason alone audience I would prefer.
• 1:44:41
  You to buy a copy. Of Shadows of Deception.
• 1:44:44
  And but and to pre-order the 4th Estate, because if that does
• 1:44:49
  even better, this boy's head's not going to fit in frame
• 1:44:53
  anymore. You can be like me with my giant
• 1:44:57
  forehead. You know what?
• 1:44:59
  You know what? It all it all.
• 1:45:01
  Sears this. Though if people do want to buy
• 1:45:04
  the buy the book, please leave a please leave a review on Amazon
• 1:45:10
  and then when you're you're associated with with several you
• 1:45:13
  know. Prominent female celebrities,
• 1:45:17
  you know that you they can say that they helped give you that
• 1:45:22
  ego because the fall, the the rise and fall of Sam Whitfield
• 1:45:27
  is going to be an amazing movie. You know, it's going to be like
• 1:45:32
  well. Well, I mean.
• 1:45:38
  I'm. I'm not sure I can fall.
• 1:45:40
  I mean, I'm sitting down. Yeah.
• 1:45:42
  Yeah. That's why it's going to be
• 1:45:44
  great. It's going to be like fear.
• 1:45:46
  And loathing and and fucking Colorado.
• 1:45:51
  Fear, Fear and Loathing in Florida.
• 1:45:54
  You mean no, no. The premise is you go back to
• 1:45:58
  Colorado and it's all fucked up. And it seems like a dream.
• 1:46:04
  Yeah. And.
• 1:46:06
  There's liberals everywhere. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:46:09
  And. For some reason I'm just.
• 1:46:11
  Envisioning this now. For some reason you're being
• 1:46:14
  chased by a witch. I don't know.
• 1:46:19
  Just came to me in a dream. Maybe.
• 1:46:25
  Oh God I. I don't know.
• 1:46:27
  I don't know. I I don't even know.
• 1:46:30
  I don't even know if that's a, if that's a movie.
• 1:46:34
  Because, I mean because you really are an international man
• 1:46:38
  of mystery. I.
• 1:46:40
  Like that you said something earlier and I pointed out to my
• 1:46:44
  wife, it should be like the the tagline for the show, but I
• 1:46:47
  forget what it was. It's something in one of the DMS
• 1:46:52
  today that you? Said that was so funny that I
• 1:46:54
  was like. Doubled over laughing.
• 1:47:00
  I I'm sure it was something I said off the cough, too.
• 1:47:03
  I didn't even realize how profound it was.
• 1:47:05
  Too right, Right. It was about being late, I know
• 1:47:10
  that. It was about how you're always
• 1:47:11
  late. Oh.
• 1:47:17
  Time. Yeah.
• 1:47:19
  Let me see here. Sam is late.
• 1:47:26
  I don't know. I.
• 1:47:26
  Can't find. It but yeah it was about you
• 1:47:30
  being late and you said something and.
• 1:47:32
  I was like, Oh yeah, that's. Just real.
• 1:47:34
  That's not even a joke. And then?
• 1:47:39
  And then you were late. It was great 10.
• 1:47:42
  Out of 10, when has Sam ever started?
• 1:47:45
  See he. Does the show all by himself?
• 1:47:46
  So that's why I don't want to take credit for that.
• 1:47:50
  But when has he been on time, ladies and gentlemen, Has that
• 1:47:53
  ever occurred? I don't think in my tenure here
• 1:47:55
  it has. Fashionably late, too, because
• 1:48:02
  it's not like you're so late that I'm worried you're not
• 1:48:05
  showing. Up it's consistent.
• 1:48:10
  Well, and I I definitely. Am fashionably.
• 1:48:12
  Like, too, you know, for the people who are watching on.
• 1:48:16
  I mean, look at you. You got your, you got your,
• 1:48:18
  your, good, your brown blazer. Do you have elbow patches?
• 1:48:22
  Let me see. No, not on this.
• 1:48:26
  Not on this. Yeah, because because you prefer
• 1:48:29
  you prefer the clean style. Today I got you.
• 1:48:33
  And the and the button. Down shirt of course.
• 1:48:35
  Top button. Unbuttoned.
• 1:48:36
  Because he is formal, but not completely formal, there's no.
• 1:48:44
  Well, because I would not wearing a tie.
• 1:48:46
  We're not that stuffy of a show, so.
• 1:48:49
  A gentleman can breathe. I mean, I get it.
• 1:48:54
  I mean, but I I do like wearing a tie.
• 1:48:56
  But not at not at like 11 at night.
• 1:48:59
  Right, Right, right. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:49:03
  Fashionably late. Definitely not.
• 1:49:07
  But anyway, his collar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:15
  But anyway, any more topics for this evening though I think you
• 1:49:20
  know Nikki Haley lost no one. Congress is probably going to
• 1:49:27
  fuck up. The Congress is probably going
• 1:49:30
  to fuck up the Internet but not solve, you know, Child
• 1:49:34
  Exploitation and the border. And they'll probably fuck the
• 1:49:38
  border up too. And they'll probably fuck other.
• 1:49:41
  Stuff up. We'll stay tuned for more.
• 1:49:45
  Yeah. Well.
• 1:49:48
  Yeah, yeah, What else do they do but fuck shit up?
• 1:49:56
  That. That's that's a good that's a
• 1:49:59
  good question. So big vote of confidence for
• 1:50:04
  Congress next. What else we got?
• 1:50:07
  Is Joe Biden alive still? Apparently Joe Biden is like
• 1:50:15
  talking to dead French presidents now based based
• 1:50:21
  dementia ridden old man. Gotcha.
• 1:50:25
  Economy still soft. I know that.
• 1:50:27
  I've checked that. Apparently he wants to debate
• 1:50:33
  you. What group of what group of
• 1:50:37
  ethnically distinct from us? People are we.
• 1:50:39
  Supposed to kill? To this week.
• 1:50:43
  Well, apparently. Apparently Russia.
• 1:50:46
  Because, right? Yeah.
• 1:50:48
  What? Because Tucker wants to.
• 1:50:51
  Interview that. Interview him.
• 1:50:54
  And that's bad. Well then we should just send
• 1:50:57
  all of our sons right over there to go get killed.
• 1:51:01
  Yeah, I gotcha. Same old bullshit.
• 1:51:07
  This could be the show. We could run down the news in 5
• 1:51:09
  minutes. This way it's like, what else do
• 1:51:12
  we got? Oh, that's still bullshit.
• 1:51:14
  OK, moving on. The police are still bullshit.
• 1:51:18
  Like I said with my boy's case, obviously we know that.
• 1:51:23
  And then, hey, if you're a cop out there and you're a good cop,
• 1:51:25
  like, more power to you. But you got to recognize, like,
• 1:51:29
  when you're on the bottom of the totem pole, sometimes it feels
• 1:51:32
  like none of y'all give a shit. Yeah, no, I I actually, the good
• 1:51:43
  cops tend to. I noticed like have a sense of
• 1:51:47
  humor about bad cop. Yeah.
• 1:51:50
  Yeah. I'm not.
• 1:51:51
  What I mean by that is I'm not. I'm not down with.
• 1:51:53
  That all cops are bastards. Bullshit, right, 'cause that's.
• 1:51:56
  Dumb and counterproductive to like a healthy society, but but
• 1:52:04
  you gotta call it. The bad ones.
• 1:52:06
  You have to call out the bad ones.
• 1:52:08
  Because they ruin lives. But also I got I I saw I.
• 1:52:13
  Saw a video pop up in my YouTube feed, which is Raka Raka Ali's
• 1:52:19
  Go Cops song, which which highlights police brutality.
• 1:52:27
  I put that in the gilded 2 and like even cops find hilarious.
• 1:52:34
  I've noticed. Yeah, yeah, like if you're if
• 1:52:38
  you're a cop dude out there. Working like.
• 1:52:40
  I respect the working man, you know.
• 1:52:42
  But if you're a crooked cop, you know, suck a fat Dick here,
• 1:52:47
  drink bleach. Oh, here's here's an idea.
• 1:52:52
  They're just supposed to be the people you run to for safety and
• 1:52:56
  when they're not. That you know when they're the
• 1:52:59
  opposite of that it's it really is profoundly destructive force
• 1:53:03
  in society I I I would like. To and I did offer a few years
• 1:53:12
  ago to actually like talk to someone from like Black Lives
• 1:53:16
  Matter. But then also I also wanted to
• 1:53:18
  talk to a cop and neither group agreed.
• 1:53:25
  But I would still very much get a cop to talk.
• 1:53:27
  And I could talk to a cop like this because the.
• 1:53:30
  Kind of cop that would come on a show like that is probably one
• 1:53:34
  of the good ones anyway right And and so like we we might end
• 1:53:38
  up talking about whether or we'll come to an agreement but
• 1:53:41
  the the the reality. Is is that there's.
• 1:53:43
  A lot of cops out there that act outside the line of duty and
• 1:53:47
  even in, in some cases, maliciously and deceptively.
• 1:53:51
  And you can't pretend that that's not real on the right
• 1:53:54
  wing just because you like cops. Because the other side doesn't
• 1:53:57
  like cops. The other side doesn't like
• 1:54:01
  cops. There's a variety of reasons.
• 1:54:03
  And a lot of people are. Very justified in the myself
• 1:54:05
  included. I I'm, I still get like stressed
• 1:54:08
  out if I'm dealing with a cop simply because abusive cops have
• 1:54:12
  dealt with me in the past in ways that they shouldn't have.
• 1:54:15
  You know? Well.
• 1:54:17
  And I and I I find that to be an interesting.
• 1:54:20
  Thing too actually is the fact that like that conservatives
• 1:54:24
  tend to like cops simply because the left doesn't.
• 1:54:29
  But yet the cops will also be like the cops will also be like
• 1:54:34
  the first ones to like want to compensate guns and things like
• 1:54:40
  that too. So the whoop whoop of a police
• 1:54:45
  siren in some areas is the scariest.
• 1:54:48
  Sound you could possibly hear and everybody runs and most of
• 1:54:52
  the people running ain't doing anything wrong.
• 1:54:57
  It's just run cop. That didn't develop.
• 1:55:01
  Out of nowhere, right? Right.
• 1:55:07
  But no all if if we admit that there's anything to that, then
• 1:55:10
  we're agreeing with. The other side, and I'm like, I
• 1:55:12
  don't actually care. I'll just prefer people didn't
• 1:55:15
  get beat by cops. You see, that's that's my blog
• 1:55:19
  in the fight. Yeah, the last the last show.
• 1:55:24
  That I did with Apex Gamma though he and he and I actually
• 1:55:29
  reviewed a police brutality video.
• 1:55:33
  The the big difference is it was act like black cops abusing
• 1:55:38
  another black guy. So therefore the the media
• 1:55:42
  didn't like cover it. It's not always a racial issue.
• 1:55:46
  It's it's sometimes it's just a power.
• 1:55:48
  Issue, right? Like I say, I got beat up by a
• 1:55:51
  white cop. I'm white.
• 1:55:55
  He was white. It was still an abuse of power
• 1:55:58
  that. Shouldn't have happened and and
• 1:56:00
  that's kind of my dog. I I don't race anybody is cops
• 1:56:04
  shouldn't be doing it. In a lot of cases.
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  And then there's some cases where they're completely
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  justified a force. And I'm not, like, so married to
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  one side or the other that I won't admit.
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  Both of those things can be true, right?
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  There are cops that act completely justifiably within
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  the line of duty. There are also cops who are
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  horribly maliciously abusive and manipulative and and criminal in
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  a lot of in not a lot of cases, but in some cases.
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  And it's a more complex issue than just pick a side, right?
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  Because a lot of. Cops working class Joes, right?
• 1:56:45
  A lot of cops are just. Looking for their coffee?
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  Break and lunch. Break and then punch out and go
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  home. And in a lot of cases when they
• 1:56:52
  get into these confrontations, you're not only threatening them
• 1:56:56
  doing their normal job, but it's potentially threatening them not
• 1:57:00
  going home to their family, you know?
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  So it's it's it's a tough situation.
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  Yeah, it is. And.
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  You know, and and I guess, like, at least you're wanting to
• 1:57:12
  recognize that, you know it's more than just all cops are
• 1:57:16
  racist assholes. So you know, we.
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  And that's the other thing. I think cops are just assholes.
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  Enough of them to be a problem in.
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  Society, whether they're racist or not.
• 1:57:31
  Oh yeah, I'm not. I'm not disagreeing with them.
• 1:57:34
  Yeah. I'm not disagreeing with.
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  That I'm just. Saying that, I think I I think
• 1:57:41
  the corporate media is also playing a big problem because
• 1:57:47
  they're very selective in which you know, bad cop stories.
• 1:57:55
  They cover, Yeah, bad cop porn. They love bad cop porn and.
• 1:58:00
  And they also like the victim to be a scumbag for some reason.
• 1:58:04
  I don't know why that helps 'cause there's plenty of cases
• 1:58:08
  of police brutality where the victim's like, actually a good
• 1:58:11
  person. They don't use those.
• 1:58:13
  They use like, yeah, actual like gang bangers and stuff who do
• 1:58:18
  something. Wild and.
• 1:58:19
  They're like, yeah, poor them, Yeah, we're dynamic, man.
• 1:58:27
  Yeah, very weird. Weird, weird dynamic.
• 1:58:32
  So it's it's almost like they're trying to, you know, upend
• 1:58:39
  society or something. Yeah, almost like funny, that.
• 1:58:47
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• 1:58:50
  gentlemen pre-order to make Sam's.
• 1:58:55
  If you pre-order Sam's Head Gets. 2 sizes bigger.
• 1:58:58
  If you just buy the book it's only one right?
• 1:59:01
  But if you pre-order OK, his head actually grows 2.
• 1:59:06
  Centimeters. Each time in circumference, it's
• 1:59:12
  provable. You guys go look at older
• 1:59:15
  episodes before he. Started selling books and now
• 1:59:17
  his head is bigger. My my head is bigger.
• 1:59:22
  But but I I'm so nice, aren't I? That's why it's so great, right?
• 1:59:32
  And of course, you always have yourself.
• 1:59:34
  She's almost to keep. You in check you know.
• 1:59:38
  Yeah, well that that point out how much PC do you?
• 1:59:41
  Do on a regular basis. Well, like that is.
• 1:59:46
  How would I even like do? Would I smoke PCP or inject it?
• 1:59:51
  Like how I I must do so much to PCP that I don't even know how I
• 1:59:59
  administer it. So like this is what I need to
• 2:00:03
  know. That's a details, details.
• 2:00:07
  It's fine. We all love and respect.
• 2:00:09
  You and we understand. We OK, so we we haven't figured.
• 2:00:15
  That part out of the bit yet. Gotcha.
• 2:00:18
  Gotcha. So, all right, I don't think we
• 2:00:22
  have anything else to cover and let's either you or Morpheus do.
• 2:00:32
  Hey, we could do an hour about wheelchair ramps.
• 2:00:39
  I'm sure the audience would love that we could do an entire show
• 2:00:44
  on. That probably, Yeah.
• 2:00:46
  That's a simple edition, isn't it?
• 2:00:49
  All right. Yeah.
• 2:00:50
  You got me there. We might we.
• 2:00:53
  We might, we might. Actually say that for like a.
• 2:00:55
  Friday show or something so but Whitfield report wheelchair
• 2:01:03
  ramp. Edition.
• 2:01:04
  Oh my God. That's money.
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  It is. That's your.
• 2:01:10
  WrestleMania Right there, I. Want to thank everyone for
• 2:01:15
  tuning. In I want to thank Chibi
• 2:01:18
  Witchcraft's Evil Eric Who? Evil Eric goes way back to the
• 2:01:26
  old days of the field report on YouTube.
• 2:01:28
  Is he Is he evil? You know.
• 2:01:33
  Not. Well, I mean he apparently he's
• 2:01:39
  apparently he's gay. I.
• 2:01:43
  Asked if he was. Evil Sam.
• 2:01:47
  Jesus, I got to get his hand off our.
• 2:01:49
  Fucking rumble at. This.
• 2:01:50
  Point I mean, I mean he. Says.
• 2:01:55
  I mean, he says he's evil, but he also says he also says that
• 2:02:01
  he only goes to gay bars. So no, he's he's actually not
• 2:02:09
  fine. I just.
• 2:02:10
  I just love that I asked if he was evil.
• 2:02:13
  And you're like, well, he's gay. He's like, what the fuck?
• 2:02:18
  Sam is so edgy. Tonight.
• 2:02:24
  I. Mean.
• 2:02:25
  I'm edgy, but I'm but I'm still me.
• 2:02:28
  So that's what I'm saying. That's why we need to buy his
• 2:02:31
  book and grow his ego. As much as possible, because
• 2:02:35
  it's hilarious. He's just dunking on
• 2:02:38
  motherfuckers now. And we like he could.
• 2:02:41
  Have dunked on somebody's specific really hard tonight and
• 2:02:44
  we've completely avoided that topic, Yeah.
• 2:02:50
  Well, you know, when we didn't, but but subtlety helps, you
• 2:02:55
  know. Yeah, well, you know that.
• 2:02:59
  Same person is allegedly on vacation, so they're not
• 2:03:04
  watching. Allegedly.
• 2:03:07
  Oh, cool. Well, they wouldn't want to
• 2:03:10
  watch anyway, 'cause. You know.
• 2:03:13
  It was. An.
• 2:03:14
  Interesting. Show.
• 2:03:15
  And then they're not used to that.
• 2:03:19
  Entertaining. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:03:22
  So is. There any other dumb things we?
• 2:03:24
  Could say before like we let the audience.
• 2:03:26
  Go like. Have a breather?
• 2:03:32
  Nope. I think we've just about covered
• 2:03:36
  everything. Don't do anything that we
• 2:03:39
  wouldn't do. So.
• 2:03:42
  So no, it's no walking. Sorry.
• 2:03:52
  No. No, let me walk.
• 2:03:53
  Right into that one. You mean?
• 2:04:04
  I You mean I roll. You mean I rolled right into
• 2:04:07
  that one? Oh yeah, right, right.
• 2:04:11
  Or are you magically? Leprechaun magic into it.
• 2:04:18
  All right, all right. I'm going to write an.
• 2:04:20
  Article about how cripples are really leprechauns.
• 2:04:23
  I'm telling you, expose this. Good.
• 2:04:30
  Good luck, whole world. Good.
• 2:04:34
  Good. Luck not get it.
• 2:04:35
  Cancelled. For that one.
• 2:04:37
  So they'll only cancel it because it's the truth.
• 2:04:47
  I'm done. I'm done.
• 2:04:49
  Where? Where?
• 2:04:51
  Where, Where else? Where?
• 2:04:53
  Else have I heard that? Where else have I heard that?
• 2:05:00
  All right, folks, we'll talk a job down the road.
• 2:05:02
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• 2:05:08
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• 2:05:33
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