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Hour 3 - Shopping Spree · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: How do you do? It's our number three, our number three,
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Speaker 1: and we go to the Mallards scorebook. Here in our
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Speaker 1: number three, the Malar scorebook, what does it read for
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Speaker 1: the Mets trading for Brewers as Freddie Peralta the late
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Speaker 1: Wednesday night trade. We react to it here on the
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Speaker 1: Ben mal Show and our three. Also Cody Bellinger staying
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Speaker 1: put with the New York Yankees. Is this a red
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Speaker 1: light or a green light situation? And Charles Barkley in
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Speaker 1: the NBA complaining he's only worked four days so far
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Speaker 1: during the NBA season. Charles Barkley only working four days
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Speaker 1: during the NBA season is blank? We will discuss that.
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Speaker 1: What's the word for that? And much more right now
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Speaker 1: here it is our number three on a shopping spree
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Speaker 1: and we are back at it here talking bays ball. Yeah, baseball,
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Speaker 1: Queens and the shopping spree continues, as what happens when
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Speaker 1: a hedge fun guy doesn't get the player that he wants,
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Speaker 1: he starts getting a bunch of other players. The wheeling
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Speaker 1: and dealing continues in Gotham. If you haven't heard the latest,
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Speaker 1: maybe not another late night move. We thank the Metropolitans
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Speaker 1: for making these moves just before we come on the radio,
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Speaker 1: so we have things fresh to talk about. The New
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Speaker 1: York Mets have made a move for a number one
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Speaker 1: starting pitcher, the ace in the hole, The ace in
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Speaker 1: the hole. The Mets have acquired pitcher Freddie Peralta from Milwaukee,
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Speaker 1: and that move coming down not that long before we
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Speaker 1: came on the radio. In a trade that sent not one,
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Speaker 1: but two suspects. A prospect is a suspect until proven
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Speaker 1: otherwise to the Milwaukee Brewers. So Freddie Peralta, leaving Wisconsin
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Speaker 1: and heading to New York, the Mets also picked up
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Speaker 1: a right handed picture to Bias Myers in that particular trade. Now,
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Speaker 1: in theory, Freddie Peralta gives the Mets a frontline starter.
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Speaker 1: Their rotation was put together with scotch tape, and there
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Speaker 1: was some Elmer's glue, and there was a pocket knife,
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Speaker 1: and they put it all together. The rotation crumbled in
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Speaker 1: the second half as the Mets were abject failures. So
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Speaker 1: that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
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Speaker 1: the question for the class. What is the mallor score book?
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Speaker 1: What does it read the mallor scorebook? What does it
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Speaker 1: read for the Mets, trade for the Brewers? As Freddie Alta,
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Speaker 1: so on the scoreboard, I've got blue Chip, Hubris and Sasquatch,
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Speaker 1: and we will combide all of these things together and
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Speaker 1: we are going to have a dirty water dog. A
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Speaker 1: dirty water dog is what we're gonna have.
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Speaker 2: Now.
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Speaker 1: First of all, we've got the Mets on the scorebook
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Speaker 1: at an aus. This is strong it's not a yolo trade.
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Speaker 1: It's not a you only live one situation. The Mets
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Speaker 1: just added what I believe is a legitimate blue chip arm.
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Speaker 1: You look at all the measurables, prime age. He's in
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Speaker 1: this athletic prime. He's got the strikeout juice that you need.
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Speaker 1: He's been somewhat consistent in recent years when it comes
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Speaker 1: to innings and all that stuff. So think of it
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Speaker 1: like Wall Street. This is a growth stock that should
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Speaker 1: pay immediate dividends for the Mets, as he will be
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Speaker 1: the open day starter. Barring an injury, he'll be at
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Speaker 1: the very top there. Now for the Brewers on the
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Speaker 1: malar scorecard, for our friends in Milwaukee, I have in Wisconsin,
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Speaker 1: I have stinky cheese, is what I wrote down here.
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Speaker 1: For the Brewers, my chicken scratch grade was a C minus.
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Speaker 1: He can't give any more than a C minus. And
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Speaker 1: here's why. The brew crew they are lumberjacks in Milwaukee,
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Speaker 1: which means they grow them up. The trees that grow
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Speaker 1: them up, they flip them and they ring up the
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Speaker 1: register and all that. So you het the buttons on
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Speaker 1: the register and right before free agency. So paralta the
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Speaker 1: reason the trade happened is Paralta's got an expiring contract
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Speaker 1: is eight million dollars, which is not much in modern baseball.
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Speaker 1: So the Brewers are like, well, this guy's gonna leave
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Speaker 1: and we're not going to keep him. So they sold
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Speaker 1: him to the Mets for some Keno cards before the bell.
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Speaker 1: It is sensible, it is uninspiring. It doesn't get you
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Speaker 1: all excited. I can't get all excited now. There is
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Speaker 1: this risk for the Mets. I gave the Mets an
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Speaker 1: a on the scorecard, a minus on the scorecard scorecard.
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Speaker 1: The reason I gave them an a minus is there
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Speaker 1: is a good chance of regression. Extreme outcomes are followed
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Speaker 1: by more moderate ones. And last year was a rocket
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Speaker 1: launch for Freddie Peralta. Everything came together the low batting
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Speaker 1: average with balls in play, which is one of the
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Speaker 1: numbers the nerds look at usually year to year. If
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Speaker 1: you have an extreme year where you get pretty lucky
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Speaker 1: the balls in play, you don't get a lot of
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Speaker 1: hits given up. That thing levels off the following year,
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Speaker 1: and so that is a bit of a red flag. Also,
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Speaker 1: gravity undefeated and all that. Projections say that his era
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Speaker 1: is going to go up a decent amount playing for
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Speaker 1: the Mets. And you've also got the Komodo dragon in
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Speaker 1: the room. Now, what is the Komodo dragon sticking its
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Speaker 1: tongue out in the room taking a bite out of
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Speaker 1: the big apple. Now, there are players that thrive playing
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Speaker 1: in New York, and that's great for them, but there's
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Speaker 1: more players that take a bite into that apple. And
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Speaker 1: it's the poison apple from the classic Disney movie. You
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Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. This isn't Milwaukee, right, One
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Speaker 1: bad start with the Mets. This guy goes out Freddie
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Speaker 1: Peralta and rides the vomit comet on opening day and
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Speaker 1: the headlines on the post star like Freddy from the
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Speaker 1: horror movie. That kind of thing, right, They just go crazy.
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Speaker 1: It's great. So one bad start and the market turns
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Speaker 1: very bearish. The media market turns very bearish. And so
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Speaker 1: why did the Mets do this? Once Obviously they did
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Speaker 1: this because the owner went scortch Earth. The owner of
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Speaker 1: the Mets went on a rampage and got embarrassed because
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Speaker 1: he thought that Tucker was gonna sign with the Mets,
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Speaker 1: and they didn't get Tucker. So then they scrambled. They
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Speaker 1: had to then raise the offer to Boba Schett get
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Speaker 1: him from Toronto. He was supposed to go to Philadelphia,
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Speaker 1: so they went there and Cohen, the Mets owner, just like,
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Speaker 1: we gotta get players, we gotta get players. So they
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Speaker 1: did that, and then they made the trade with the
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Speaker 1: White Sox for the guy that sucks the center field there,
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Speaker 1: but he was good at years ago. And now they've
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Speaker 1: traded for a number one pitcher. And so it's the owner.
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Speaker 1: But also because David Stearn's the general manager, he knows
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Speaker 1: the asset. He's got a pipeline back to the Cream City.
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Speaker 1: He was with the Brew Crew for a number of years.
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Speaker 1: So it's calculated exposure. And all trades are volatile, like
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Speaker 1: that's that's always the case. However, the upside on this
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Speaker 1: one I will be Benny bright side. The upside beats
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Speaker 1: the downside. And yeah, it's rather than just part cash
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Speaker 1: and the money market and all that stuff. No, this
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Speaker 1: is a Wall Street type deal with a Rosin bag.
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Speaker 1: If you will, you buy quality, you manage your risk,
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Speaker 1: and you let the tape play and peralta. Again, he's
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Speaker 1: gonna be the Mets opening day starter because they don't
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Speaker 1: have anybody else all right now. Secondly, we stay in
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Speaker 1: the New York market. We go to the big box
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Speaker 1: store one more time. The last of the top free
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Speaker 1: agent hitters is off the market. The last of the
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Speaker 1: big time free agent hitters has gone off the market
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Speaker 1: this offseason. The deal is in New York. Yankee out
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Speaker 1: there last year. Cody Bellinger has picked his new team.
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Speaker 1: Did you see this? Cody Bellinger's new team is his
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Speaker 1: old team. Bellinger's stand put. He is saying right where
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Speaker 1: he was standing, pat agreeing to stay with the Pinstripers
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Speaker 1: for one hundred and sixty two and a half million dollars.
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Speaker 1: Of course, contracts aren't what they seem. Five year contract.
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Speaker 1: The agreement subject to a physical, which may be a problem.
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Speaker 1: Bellinger will get a nice cartoon sized check for twenty
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Speaker 1: million dollars. That is a signing bonus available April Fool's Day,
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Speaker 1: which is appropriate April Fool's day making this move. He
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Speaker 1: also has a full no trade provision. Cody Bellinger has
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Speaker 1: a no trade provision. He also has the right to
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Speaker 1: opt out in twenty twenty seven after the twenty twenty
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Speaker 1: seven season or twenty twenty eight. He put language in
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Speaker 1: the contract to protect him for the inevitable workstoppage when
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Speaker 1: everyone has a conniption fit because the Dodgers try to
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Speaker 1: win and your owner doesn't try to win, So you
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Speaker 1: want to punish the Dodgers. Now, the question Cody Bellinger
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Speaker 1: staying with the New York Yankees, is this a red
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Speaker 1: light or green light? So I looked at the sign
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Speaker 1: there and I'm looking up here, I'm at the intersection,
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Speaker 1: and this is not a green light. It's not a
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Speaker 1: red light. This is a yellow light, like blinking cautious.
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Speaker 1: Don't you dare step on the gas yellow light? So
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Speaker 1: think about like monopoly. Like we're sitting here in January
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Speaker 1: of twenty twenty six and Cody Bellinger just signed a
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Speaker 1: deal that basically, if it was monopoly, it would be
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Speaker 1: like the chance card. Right, you pulled it from the
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Speaker 1: bottom of the deck, you might get fifty dollars. You
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Speaker 1: might be headed straight to baseball jail. That's the thing
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Speaker 1: about Bellinger. I don't trust the guy. He's had a
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Speaker 1: good bounce back. I have PTSD from his Dodger days
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Speaker 1: when he was stealing money there. I do love the
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Speaker 1: fact that he got a reality check in many ways
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Speaker 1: because Bellinger and his agent, Scott Boris walked into the
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Speaker 1: free agent marketplace. They put their little tent up in
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Speaker 1: free agency full of hubris, complete hubris, like acting like
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Speaker 1: the guy in Monopoly that has boardwalk and park place
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Speaker 1: and demanding a seven year skyscraper contract for Cody Bellinger.
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Speaker 1: And he wanted to just have one contract, that's it,
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Speaker 1: But the market told him Bellinger and Scott Boris take
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Speaker 1: a hike and keep going as a dead end street,
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Speaker 1: but just keep going right there. Yeah, so it is true.
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Speaker 1: One hundred and sixty two and a half million dollars
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Speaker 1: is a lot of monopoly money, even for settling. Regardless,
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Speaker 1: I would argue it's risky business for both sides. Here's why,
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Speaker 1: at age third, Cody Melinger his approach to baseball contact
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Speaker 1: and lift uppercut swing, and he's had a lot of injuries.
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Speaker 1: The back tweaks a little bit, the thing of a
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Speaker 1: jake doesn't quite work in the back, and in Monopoly
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Speaker 1: he would be stuck on Baltic Avenue with a mortgage.
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Speaker 1: He campaign his career has been more erratic than a
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Speaker 1: pair of loaded dice since twenty nineteen. You cambine just
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Speaker 1: regular aging for athletes injury risk and you gave him
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Speaker 1: a no trade cost. That is a mess. That is now.
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Speaker 1: The Yankees know this, so they did front load the contract.
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Speaker 1: This guy's gonna get eighty five million. Cody Bouner is
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Speaker 1: gonna get eighty five million the first two years of
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Speaker 1: the deal when you include the sounding bonus and all
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Speaker 1: that stuff. So if the power does zap out, he's
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Speaker 1: just a guy collecting a couple bucks here and there,
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Speaker 1: passing go while the team wishes they hadn't given him
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Speaker 1: the contract, try to bury him on the injury list
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Speaker 1: or the bench or whatever. And he's trying to play
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Speaker 1: the high roller and one bad slide away from bankruptcy.
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Speaker 1: So I am skeptical on the Bellinger contract working out.
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Speaker 1: The Yankees had to bring him back the way the
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Speaker 1: market went. The final thought to the NBA. So I
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Speaker 1: rip the NBA a lot. I take shots at the NBA.
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Speaker 1: It is not what I remember it to be. The
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Speaker 1: product is not good. It's like going through your favorite
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Speaker 1: restaurant and you order the same thing and then all
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Speaker 1: of a sudden they put the cockroaches in. I don't
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Speaker 1: want cockroaches, but that's what we put in there now.
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Speaker 1: But it's not what it used to be but just
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Speaker 1: eat it because you like it, and so it's kind
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Speaker 1: of like that, it's just not a great product, but
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Speaker 1: I have it on when I get I'm a very
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Speaker 1: methodical creature of habit with my day when I'm getting
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Speaker 1: ready for the show and I'm trying to find things
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Speaker 1: that are interesting to me, and I have the NBA
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Speaker 1: on in the background most of the time, so I've
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Speaker 1: got a game on and I'm it's kind of paying
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Speaker 1: attention a little bit, but I'm not really paying at
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Speaker 1: most of the time. I have the mute button on
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Speaker 1: because the announcers annoy me. They really man like I
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Speaker 1: was watching they had the it was at Milwaukee and
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Speaker 1: Oklahoma City. I don't know if I should admit that
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Speaker 1: on the radio. I might need to go to get
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Speaker 1: some help. But I had that on the background, and
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Speaker 1: Doris Burke was doing the game, so I had the
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Speaker 1: mute button on that right away, so I couldn't hear her.
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Speaker 1: The other problem, though, is I've had this issue where
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Speaker 1: I keep trying to find Charles Barkley. I missed Charles Barkley,
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Speaker 1: and it turns out that Charles Barkley missus Charles bark
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Speaker 1: Did you see this, so Charles Barkley expressing that he's
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Speaker 1: frustrated that the Inside the NBA show, the most popular
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Speaker 1: show in pro basketball Inside the NBA, more popular than
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Speaker 1: ninety eight percent of the NBA teams, has appeared. You
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Speaker 1: how many times Charles Barkley has worked the NBA seasons
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Speaker 1: past the midway point? You know how many times Charles
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Speaker 1: Barkley's worked this NBA season? Not one, not two, not three?
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Speaker 1: Four times? There are times in three months. How do
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Speaker 1: I get that job four times in three months? Anyway,
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Speaker 1: Barkley's complaining about that. He wishes he had more opportunity
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Speaker 1: to work, which is amusing because Barkley had been complaining
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Speaker 1: about not wanting to work too much at Espen and
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Speaker 1: so now he gets four days of work in three
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Speaker 1: months of the NBA season in the first half, and
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Speaker 1: he didn't want to over commit, made a big stink
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Speaker 1: about that, and so they're not working. So let's play
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Speaker 1: the word game. You want to play the word game.
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Speaker 1: I love the word games. Big fan of words. I
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Speaker 1: wish I was a big fan of words when I
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Speaker 1: was a student. I would have done better in school
16:37
Speaker 1: as an adult. I love words. I love learning new words.
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Speaker 1: I'm all about words. So the question Charles Barkley only
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Speaker 1: working four days during the NBA season is blank. What's
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Speaker 1: the word for that? My word is disservice is my word.
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Speaker 1: That's my word, disservice, capital D full stop. Charles Barkley
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Speaker 1: working four days and three months. It's like he's working
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Speaker 1: one of those no show jobs Kawhi Leonard has where
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Speaker 1: you just do some environmental company and get a pension
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Speaker 1: and all that that is load managment. We don't want
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Speaker 1: loads management. All the guy does is talk. When do
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Speaker 1: we do load management for talking heads? It is also
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Speaker 1: a kick in the teeth to the theme who needs
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Speaker 1: the comfort food of Ernie, Charles, Kenny and Shack. We're
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Speaker 1: not getting that. You know, ESPN has turned the round
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Speaker 1: mound of rebound into the round mound of background. He's
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Speaker 1: in the background, he's well paid, he's been marginalized. Barkley
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Speaker 1: is so bored. He's doing all these random radio interviews
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Speaker 1: because he's bored out of his mind. And at this point,
17:43
Speaker 1: you know what Charles Barkley is Sasquatch. It's like Bigfoot
17:46
Speaker 1: trying to find Charles Barklay. And people swear that Barkley's
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Speaker 1: around and he's still commenting on the NBA and never
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Speaker 1: see him, never see him. I used to hunt on
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Speaker 1: Knights that they were calling his Where's Ernie Johnson? Kenny
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Speaker 1: Smith and Shaquille and neland Park. I've given up now,
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Speaker 1: I've thrown in the sponge. I've thrown the Meanwhile, the
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Speaker 1: games are handled by a bunch of absolute hacks, right,
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Speaker 1: just complete zeros that are that are in there, and
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Speaker 1: it's it's like an elementary school level broadcast. The people
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Speaker 1: who do these studio shows, they're so bad. And Charles
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Speaker 1: Barkley's at home, likely Benton parlays from his recliner elbow
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Speaker 1: deep and kettlecorn like it's a crime scene. And we're
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Speaker 1: stuck watching these these turds on TV. And inside the
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Speaker 1: NBA is they it's vanished. It's vanished, no announcement, just
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Speaker 1: crickets and some weird people doing cosplay, like we care
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Speaker 1: what they have to say about the NBA? What is
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Speaker 1: of the day. The Philadelphia Eagles, that's a football team,
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Speaker 1: announced that franchise legend Jason Kelsey will attempt blank. Attempt blank.
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Speaker 1: That is the question. What is the answer. When Joe
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Speaker 1: the ghost Ounterer says to have Taylor make good music, Wow,
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Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun says he will attempt bungee jumping during
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Speaker 1: his honeymoon. We he's already Mary. This is the other
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Speaker 1: It's bad Kelsey knowledge by Mike the Leprecaun. This is
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Speaker 1: the other Kelsey. This is the one that's already married
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Speaker 1: and his wife does this annoying podcast. I think I
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Speaker 1: don't know, I've never heard it, but seems like it
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Speaker 1: would be annoying. Brandon says Jason Kelsey will attempt to
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Speaker 1: join Dick and Dayton's kettering banjo society band. That's a
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Speaker 1: good one. I like that one from Brandon. What else
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Speaker 1: do we have? He's gonna act normal for monkey biz.
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Speaker 1: Doug see here. Black and Blum writes in from Parts
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Speaker 1: Unknown says that Kelsey Kelsey. That'll be Jason Kelsey will
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Speaker 1: be shopping for a rocky statue in his shopping cart. Okay,
22:39
Speaker 1: what else we have? A donkey Sausage says he's going
22:41
Speaker 1: to try to get tires from tire act just like me? Yeah? Absolutely?
22:46
Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Putting two coherent sentences together
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Speaker 1: from Eke, don't get crazy, don't get crazy? Y see
22:53
Speaker 1: what else we have? Page down reciting the alphabet backwards
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Speaker 1: from Inca Tarr Always hard to do Late Night drug
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Speaker 1: Testers says that Jason Kelsey will attempt to sing the
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Speaker 1: Canadian national anthem at a Flyers game upcoming. Eileen in
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Speaker 1: San Francisco says he will attempt dog grooming. Well, that's
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Speaker 1: a good looking truck for a dog groomer, it says.
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Speaker 6: That's a great idea.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Eileen sent this to me, She says she.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if this is she found this on
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Speaker 1: the internet or it's in San Francisco. It's mobile dog
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Speaker 1: rooming and its name is cut a Bitch is the
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Speaker 1: name of the place. That's pretty good. I don't know
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Speaker 1: if that's real or not. For that, I hope that's real.
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Speaker 1: I hope that's legit, Eileen, that's great. JT. The Wingman
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Speaker 1: says to attempt to Nathan's hot dog eating contest. He's
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Speaker 1: going to audition, according to Milkman Mike, for the live
23:42
Speaker 1: version of K Pop Demon Hunters. What else we have?
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Speaker 1: Page down the sequel to the garbage picking field goal
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Speaker 1: kicking Philadelphia phenomena from King Rory Paige down, Let's see Mallard.
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Speaker 1: Prop Guy says he will attempt to simultaneously dunk an
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Speaker 1: apple fritter cinnamon roll and a Philly cheese steak sandwich
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Speaker 1: in his cup of coffee. Okay, a witchcraft from courtesy Flusher.
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Speaker 2: I like that one.
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Speaker 1: That's his answer? What else the page and Alfie all
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Speaker 1: Pinter says Jason Kelsey will attempt to persuade Charles Barkley
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Speaker 1: to appear on the Fifth Hour podcast. Oh I'd love
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Speaker 1: to have Barkley. That is great. I've actually interviewed Barkley before.
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Speaker 1: I did a show here at Fox Sports Radio with
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Speaker 1: Chris Myers, and he's buddies with Barkley, so we had
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Speaker 1: him on a few times. He was great. He's just
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Speaker 1: a bull crap artist, you know. I respect that. I
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Speaker 1: know what that's like. Ferg Doog says to attempt to
24:37
Speaker 1: make his house electro magnetic proof. That's from from Ferg Dog.
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Speaker 1: All right, far out Dave just sends a bunch of
24:45
Speaker 1: big words like tiptoeing, tight line tying, turquoise, twist loose,
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Speaker 1: turned into a leading triple Lindy, all right, Lrader, you
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Speaker 1: have an answer. Eagles announced that franchise legend Jason Kelsey
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Speaker 1: will attempt blank and that is the question. What is
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Speaker 1: the answer.
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Speaker 6: I think he's going to attempt to sky dive across
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Speaker 6: the eagles field home opening game next season.
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Speaker 1: All right, is sky diving the answer? Let's see here, No,
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Speaker 1: it's it's unfortunately well. The Eagles announced that franchise legend
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Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey will be attempting to dunk a basketball at
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Speaker 1: a seventy six ers game. Jason Kelsey will attempt to
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Speaker 1: dunk a basketball in front of a live studio audience
25:35
Speaker 1: inside the arena. This will take place a week from today,
25:38
Speaker 1: So this is coming not today, This is Thursday the
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Speaker 1: twenty second. This will be Thursday the twenty ninth. It
25:43
Speaker 1: is against the Sacramento Kings. And keep in mind that
25:47
Speaker 1: the reason they're doing this is because no one wants
25:49
Speaker 1: to watch a King's sixers game, so they have to
25:52
Speaker 1: come up with some other promotions to get people to
25:54
Speaker 1: stay engaged. And there you go. And apparently he's going
25:58
Speaker 1: to attempt to uh to do this and there's a
26:02
Speaker 1: good chance he tears something and it'll make for a
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Speaker 1: good highlight on the internet and go viral. Let's go
26:08
Speaker 1: to the phones and we'll say alloy, hello to dad
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Speaker 1: boy Malcolm and a legend. We don't talk to Malcolm
26:15
Speaker 1: very often, but reason hello Malcolm.
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Speaker 7: Hello, hain't been a long time, No here, brother.
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Speaker 1: I know where you've been.
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Speaker 7: Oh oh, I can get to the story. Years ago,
26:27
Speaker 7: I got a radio gig with a rival station and
26:30
Speaker 7: I worked out for a couple of years and then
26:33
Speaker 7: got let on last year and for the last since
26:36
Speaker 7: March i've been working with iheard.
26:38
Speaker 1: Well, welcome to the iHeart Radio family. You'll get a
26:42
Speaker 1: nice iHeart T shirt or a sweatshirt. It's a good gift.
26:46
Speaker 8: I got it.
26:46
Speaker 7: I got the whole gear. I got the shirt, the hat,
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Speaker 7: the cup holders, everything. I'm looking nice. Baby.
26:53
Speaker 1: I don't get any of that because I don't go
26:55
Speaker 1: to the I don't go to the functions. Larina, you've
26:58
Speaker 1: got I heard, you've had an iyeheard.
26:59
Speaker 6: I have an iHeart sweater now because of the Christmas
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Speaker 6: party we just went to.
27:03
Speaker 2: But before that, I didn't.
27:05
Speaker 6: I want a backpack, I want beanie, I want gloves,
27:08
Speaker 6: I want socks, I want shoes. I would love a
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Speaker 6: car decal if they're going to pay me to put
27:13
Speaker 6: it on there.
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Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, I'm definitely with Lorena.
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Speaker 8: Are that?
27:17
Speaker 7: And I had to call the day just to make
27:20
Speaker 7: sure I did in creep the Lorena out under my
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Speaker 7: real name Marcus Spears. It sent there email this morning
27:27
Speaker 7: because I heard a frontly drop on the morning show.
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, work at the you work at
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Speaker 1: the iHeart Cluster. Do you know I have I have
27:38
Speaker 1: some friends there at the iHeart Cluster in Houston. You know,
27:40
Speaker 1: Jeff Big.
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Speaker 7: No, no, no, I'm an als Oh you're not.
27:43
Speaker 1: Oh, that's right. I thought you were in Houston for
27:44
Speaker 1: some reason. Okay, I don't know anyone I know, Okay, okay,
27:47
Speaker 1: that's why you confuse me. How dare you? Yeah, I
27:50
Speaker 1: do know. I don't know anyone else. I know some
27:51
Speaker 1: people in Houston, I don't.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's I had to tell
27:56
Speaker 7: you what's been going on. So it was like I
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Speaker 7: had to.
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Speaker 1: Get I'm glad you're you're on the right side of
28:02
Speaker 1: your right you're fighting with us the radio battle.
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Speaker 7: You're in the radio.
28:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're with the good guy exactly. Now you can
28:08
Speaker 1: call in again. It's great. Look at you. It's like
28:10
Speaker 1: a friend his returned to our family. A friend is back.
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Speaker 1: That boy, Malcolm. We had good times back in the
28:16
Speaker 1: old days. And you got that. You know, you're working
28:18
Speaker 1: in the business.
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Speaker 5: That's wonderful, working in the business.
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Speaker 7: But I've been with our horse, says March of last year.
28:23
Speaker 1: But no, no, I know. But you you used to
28:26
Speaker 1: used to be a big part of the show back
28:27
Speaker 1: in the day.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I got I got my national radio drop and
28:34
Speaker 7: I was like, okay, I got to take this serious.
28:36
Speaker 1: That's right, And you did, and that's great. All right, well,
28:39
Speaker 1: thank you. Malcolm's good to hear hear your voice again.
28:41
Speaker 1: It's all right, good man, I have the great Malcolm.
28:45
Speaker 2: I guess I gotta go check my email.
28:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, Malcolm's good people. Man, he's a good guy. I
28:51
Speaker 1: just love you guys that love radio, and we need
28:53
Speaker 1: more people that love radio. And I gotta make mess
28:55
Speaker 1: make radio great again. It's it's better than podcasting because
29:00
Speaker 1: it's live and then you it's like it's like the
29:02
Speaker 1: best of both worlds. If you don't want to listen live,
29:03
Speaker 1: you can listen to the podcast. But that's like, just
29:06
Speaker 1: like I said, it's my age. I love like the
29:08
Speaker 1: live thing. You do it live, you know, podcast, you
29:11
Speaker 1: f it up, you go back and edit it and
29:12
Speaker 1: all that stuff. Well, here's some big news also developing.
29:16
Speaker 1: We have the breaking news sounder. We have big news here.
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Speaker 6: Big news the board that I keep away from our
29:21
Speaker 6: board because we never had ale on.
29:23
Speaker 1: Sech we'd like to learn all the affiliates here. Big
29:25
Speaker 1: news on the Ben Malor Show.
29:29
Speaker 5: Breaking news from Fox Sports.
29:32
Speaker 1: We are happy to report that the legend that is
29:34
Speaker 1: Cowboy Drew has returned to the show. Not only that
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Speaker 1: boy Malcolm, but Cowboy Drew. He's the guy that gave
29:43
Speaker 1: us the malard cow, which unfortunately made some nice burgers.
29:47
Speaker 1: But the Mallard cow, we did have a cow from
29:49
Speaker 1: Cowboy Drew. And he says his account was hacked back
29:53
Speaker 1: in October and he he can't get it back, so
29:58
Speaker 1: he started a second account and he he's back on
30:00
Speaker 1: the show. How exciting. He's not touched my cow. Okay,
30:04
Speaker 1: that's my heifer. Well, somebody killed my cow.
30:08
Speaker 6: So oh he didn't even get to taste your cow.
30:11
Speaker 1: No, I did not get to eat my own cow.
30:13
Speaker 1: I did not, And I like that. I would eat
30:15
Speaker 1: my own cow. I would. It is. It is odd though,
30:18
Speaker 1: the people I have. My wife has some friends she
30:21
Speaker 1: works with and they live out like the farmland, and
30:24
Speaker 1: they've got like chickens and stuff and different animals, and
30:27
Speaker 1: you know they need some meat. They'll just take the
30:30
Speaker 1: thing behind the house and chop chop, bang bang, and
30:33
Speaker 1: then they got supper. So it's odd to me. You know,
30:36
Speaker 1: when I want supper, I go to the store and
30:38
Speaker 1: they have everything ready for me right there. It's all
30:40
Speaker 1: in plastic and I just grab what I want and
30:42
Speaker 1: I then I go home and cook it. That's my
30:45
Speaker 1: that's my move. Absolutely. Alf the Alien Potter says, let's
30:49
Speaker 1: hope that Kelsey doesn't suffer the same fate as Tom Segura,
30:53
Speaker 1: who broke his arm playing basketball with Burt From Alf,
30:58
Speaker 1: I guess that's a fun fact. All right. Well, anyway,
31:02
Speaker 1: let's go back to the phones. It is a call
31:04
Speaker 1: in show. We'll say hello to Mike the Leprecun. We
31:06
Speaker 1: have asked Ben coming up. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
31:10
Speaker 8: I have a cowbound.
31:13
Speaker 1: Congratulations, I have a headache.
31:15
Speaker 8: More cowbounds anyways.
31:18
Speaker 1: Yes, the world needs more cow bells. Clearly, the world
31:21
Speaker 1: needs more cowbells.
31:22
Speaker 5: What my voice?
31:24
Speaker 8: My voice is mostly bouts I wanted in the beep sick.
31:28
Speaker 1: And doesn't sound like it's Are you that addicted to
31:33
Speaker 1: the show? Are you that addicted to the show that
31:35
Speaker 1: you have to call every day? You're addicted?
31:37
Speaker 8: No, I'm up anyways, and my Leprechaun lodge is ninety
31:41
Speaker 8: eight point done, and I'm getting my pool table on Saturday,
31:44
Speaker 8: so I had to kind of finish it off this week.
31:47
Speaker 8: So that's why it was sick that night.
31:49
Speaker 7: I really would.
31:49
Speaker 1: Think, Okay, I believe you. I believe you.
31:52
Speaker 5: Okay, here's nothing that.
31:53
Speaker 1: When we're done with that, why not on a ticke
31:55
Speaker 1: a break? When you're done with the Leprechaun lodge, what
31:58
Speaker 1: are you going to do next? You got to move
31:59
Speaker 1: on to something else.
32:01
Speaker 8: I have to finish off a couple of well decorations
32:04
Speaker 8: and bedrooms and work. Anyway, I have a long rest.
32:09
Speaker 5: My book.
32:09
Speaker 8: My book has to be coming. I have to write
32:11
Speaker 8: my book that's ongoing. Anyway. I wish I had a dog,
32:16
Speaker 8: but not Doc Mike, because one time I went into
32:20
Speaker 8: his office and the nurse gave me very bad news.
32:23
Speaker 8: He said, Mike, you only have thirty seconds to live.
32:27
Speaker 8: And then Doc Mike came in and said, oh give
32:30
Speaker 8: me a minute.
32:36
Speaker 1: You know this is on the air.
32:37
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
32:38
Speaker 8: There was a big alarm pause. All right, anyway, So
32:42
Speaker 8: no bow Nicks hoop, no bow Nick taking no days
32:48
Speaker 8: off and bo Nicks is taking your day off to
32:50
Speaker 8: watch after flying in on Saturday? Which is interesting. Am
32:56
Speaker 8: I still on the air?
32:57
Speaker 2: What about an extended? Ask Ben version of today?
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Speaker 1: All right, let's do it?
33:02
Speaker 5: What do you say?
33:03
Speaker 1: Alrighty hit, We're gonna have an extended We're gonna do
33:06
Speaker 1: it right now. We're okay, No, no, no, not right now.
33:08
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33:11
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33:12
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Speaker 2: for you or no if this is for all of us, Okay,
34:51
Speaker 2: Freddie wants to know. Hi, Freddy, if you could switch
34:55
Speaker 2: bodies with someone, who would it be?
35:00
Speaker 1: Let see switched bodies with someone? Because I need a
35:04
Speaker 1: time machine and I would like to go back, and
35:08
Speaker 1: I want to be Babe Ruth with the Yankees playing
35:10
Speaker 1: for the Yankees is what I would like to do.
35:12
Speaker 1: I think that would be fun back in the day,
35:14
Speaker 1: although they didn't actually have a lot of the modern stuff,
35:16
Speaker 1: so I don't know that i'd love that, but that
35:17
Speaker 1: would be kind of cool to be the bambino. What
35:19
Speaker 1: about you, Lorraine?
35:21
Speaker 2: Oh, you know I'm sexy enough. I'll say just how
35:23
Speaker 2: I am.
35:23
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Lora. Look at that humble bragg
35:26
Speaker 1: by LORRAINA cool elop.
35:28
Speaker 2: So there's an important like thing that I need to
35:31
Speaker 2: know here. If it's if it's temporary or if it's permanent.
35:35
Speaker 2: So well, if it's permanent, you just go to like
35:38
Speaker 2: a toddler and then you just start over it. If
35:42
Speaker 2: it's permanent, I'd probably choose like you know, prime, like
35:47
Speaker 2: twenty something year old Lebron. Uh. If it's temporary, I'm
35:52
Speaker 2: choosing Sidney Sweeney.
35:56
Speaker 1: Wow. There's a lot there. Cool. You want to share?
35:59
Speaker 2: You want?
36:02
Speaker 1: Wow?
36:03
Speaker 5: I wonder what you would do for that time.
36:05
Speaker 2: Period, Okay, a lot of you know, introspection. All right,
36:15
Speaker 2: Femi would like to know.
36:17
Speaker 1: Hi, Fami, I've met fa FAMMI made these great bumper stickers,
36:20
Speaker 1: which is just wonderful.
36:22
Speaker 2: When was the last time you watched a movie or
36:24
Speaker 2: a show or anything on DVD or VHS.
36:30
Speaker 1: He's probably around twenty fifteen, been eleven years or so
36:33
Speaker 1: something along those lines. It's been at least a decade.
36:36
Speaker 1: What about you?
36:37
Speaker 2: Lareda how funny?
36:38
Speaker 6: A couple months back, I went to my friend's house
36:41
Speaker 6: down in San Diego, and his friend, like his parents
36:43
Speaker 6: don't do the whole big TV with the downloading stuff.
36:46
Speaker 6: They had a full bookcase of DVDs to choose from,
36:50
Speaker 6: and they're like, it's your Since you're here just for
36:52
Speaker 6: the weekend, you get to pick up movie. And I'm
36:54
Speaker 6: looking and I'm like, wow, it's like the Blockbuster of homes.
36:58
Speaker 1: Well, they don't make do They don't make DVDs for
37:01
Speaker 1: the movies today they have come out.
37:03
Speaker 5: Right, No, no, no, yeah, okay.
37:05
Speaker 1: So it's all they don't.
37:06
Speaker 2: It's just they don't make DVDs anymore.
37:08
Speaker 1: I don't think so who's buying them?
37:09
Speaker 2: I think they do.
37:10
Speaker 1: Who's buying them?
37:11
Speaker 2: What's the Let me look this up all we ask.
37:14
Speaker 1: There might be some countries that buy them, but not here.
37:17
Speaker 1: I've not seen DVDs when I go to the store.
37:19
Speaker 1: What about you? Cool?
37:20
Speaker 2: I believe the last movie that I've watched was, uh,
37:25
Speaker 2: it was The Dark Night on Blu ray. So I
37:29
Speaker 2: don't know how long ago that was, but it's been
37:31
Speaker 2: a while.
37:33
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I remember my parents were being gone for
37:36
Speaker 1: a while, but they had so many VHS, tapes and
37:38
Speaker 1: DVD they love. They loved the hell out of that.
37:41
Speaker 6: They do still make them for popular releases.
37:46
Speaker 1: Okay, probably not many. Next next ask man, your questions
37:50
Speaker 1: are answer.
37:51
Speaker 2: This's next question is from ferg Dog High for dog.
37:55
Speaker 2: He wants to know, will you still eat stuff from
37:57
Speaker 2: your fridge if they're past the best date?
38:01
Speaker 1: Yes. This is a big problem in the Malord mansion
38:03
Speaker 1: because my wife will throw stuff away immediately. And I
38:07
Speaker 1: always say, you gotta do the smell and the you
38:09
Speaker 1: gotta do the smell and the eyeball test, because that's
38:12
Speaker 1: just a guesstimation those expiration dates. Sometimes food expires before
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Speaker 1: the expiration date, and sometimes it's way after. She's gotta
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Speaker 1: like smell it and eyeball it. But she's immediately throwing
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Speaker 1: stuff away. What are you doing? You're wasting her money?
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Speaker 1: And so yeah, we argue about that. What about you rain.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't open my fridge very much, and if
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Speaker 6: it does have a passpoint expiration date, I'm not touching it,
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Speaker 6: even like milk. I'm like, I'm not if it says
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Speaker 6: best Buy, like, no, I'm not.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to open it.
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Speaker 1: I'll eat stuff way after it just smell it. If
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Speaker 1: it smells bad, if you see mold on it, obviously
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Speaker 1: don't eat it. I did eat. Oh this is bad though.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I should tell I should get us on
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Speaker 1: the podcast. But we had some Hawaiian rolls that were
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Speaker 1: laying around, you know, and they looked fine through the
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Speaker 1: little plastic thing, and so I grabbed one and ate
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Speaker 1: it and there was covered in molding. Oh.
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Speaker 2: I don't know about you, guys.
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Speaker 6: My dad used to keep like blocks of cheddar cheese
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Speaker 6: in the fridge and as they molded, he would just
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Speaker 6: continually cut the mold off and serve us the cheese underneath.
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Speaker 2: There are some foods that you can do that with,
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Speaker 2: and then there's others that you can't because like the
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Speaker 2: the mold will go through the whole thing or it
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Speaker 2: sticks to it. You have to like look it up.
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Speaker 2: But I'm like you, Ben, I will you just gotta
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Speaker 2: you gotta smell, you gotta look at it and make
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Speaker 2: the determination from there because it you know, like you
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Speaker 2: buy the oor wheat loaves of bread those last way
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Speaker 2: past the date that they.
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Speaker 1: Have on there. Yeah, exactly. And there's ways you can
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Speaker 1: bring food back. Put it in the microwave for a
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Speaker 1: little bit, or air fry or whatever, it'll come back
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Speaker 1: to life. Yeah, kind of got on the bats. What's next?
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Speaker 2: Lady Sideburns would like to know my favorite lady, Lady Sideburns,
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Speaker 2: have you ever been violently bitten by an animal that
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Speaker 2: did not belong to you.
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Speaker 1: Like a dog or something like that. I did get
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Speaker 1: bitten by dog, but it wasn't like violin, so I
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Speaker 1: didn't really count when I was a kid. What about you,
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Speaker 1: lareda Oh my gosh.
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Speaker 6: There's this one dog when I was at a campground
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Speaker 6: and he had three legs, and I thought he'd be
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Speaker 6: the one I should go pet because I don't wan
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Speaker 6: pet him because they only got three legs. I went
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Speaker 6: up to go pet him and they tried to bite
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Speaker 6: me and I never tried to pet another dog again.
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Speaker 1: That's not a nice dog. What about you, Coop.
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Speaker 2: I have been bitten by a snake, but that's that's
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Speaker 2: about it.
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Speaker 1: Oh that seems kind of like what kind of snake?
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Speaker 2: It was an acting snake. It was on during during
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Speaker 2: a movie shoot.
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Speaker 1: Oh wow, got a good lawsuit on